The Trillionaire Mindset - 90: The Final Episode

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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Oh god, oh god, oh god tune into the finale where Ben dies Two minutes into the finale and Ben dies tune into the finale where Ben dies spoilers spoilers we both die at the end It's the last one welcome to our Bond voyage party. Yeah. How do you do that? We only have it though Be quick, all this How do you feel pal? Oh, I feel like shit, but I always feel like shit. That's um nothing Nothing new over there nothing new. Yeah, yeah, I feel good. I feel I feel good. I feel great

Remember that video where the little girls she's standing on her countertop in the bathroom And she's like I love my friends. I love my life. I love my mom. I love my dad. I love my school. I love my yeah Is that how you feel? No, but I wish every day. I watch that video. I go goddamn come on. Yeah It's kind of fucked up. You haven't said. Yeah, here it is Jessica's daily average. No, that's me Good for you. Anything good? I like my school.

I like anything. I like my dad. I like my cousins. I like my aunts. I like my mom. I like my sisters. I like my dad. Yeah.

This is that man. I swear to God every six months. What is the... Yeah, could we put on the autism simulator for a little bit, actually? That's it. I have to feel the second of every day, your brain is choosing what to these other sounds are. We're just going all out with the final.

Okay, anyway, we got off track. We got to, you got to check the disclaimer one last time. Why don't you just read it this time? There might be a hidden message in there. There's not. Also, I do want to, I want to be clear that I was, I'm joking, I feel great and I want to, I feel good about what we did here.

Yeah. We really, I love, I love this show. And I, I'm going to sound like that woman. I love, I love all of our fans, the absolute freaks. And so yeah, I do want to make sure right off the bat, I say that I was joking and hanging out with you guys every week is the absolute best. Yeah. So.

And although this show may be ending, you can go follow us on our socials for the new show and We're excited to do that This is hard When did we start this two years ago little over two years almost you started in October of 2021 2021 I think yeah, and it's now June of 2023. We obviously owe this whole thing to Cody and Noel and TMG studios. And we're incredibly lucky to do this and incredibly lucky to continue to do it. We're grateful to them and also to everybody at TMG Studios who's made this happen and who's been so wonderful to us.

Huge team of people. Everyone working so hard to make this show fucking sick. hard to make this show fucking sick. And yeah, we are forever grateful for the opportunity. Are you sad, baby boy? Am I sad? Yeah, I'm trying not to fucking cry like it. No. Cause on the way here Ben said, I need to calm down and then he just put on 2011

B-chaff. B-chaff. It's soothing music. It's 2010, by the way. Okay. So close. Well, I mean, we kept saying that the credit card website was going in.

Never, it never, it's almost there. It's the credit card list.com. I'm pretty close. You guys know by now, but I just thought I'd use this opportunity to explain how it works You just go and you fucking click the link to whatever card you want and then it'll take you to another site And then you just go from there you'll figure it out you figure it out. Well, we'll give you more information Oh, yeah, one more plug of

God the latest edition of tux shop my comedy show on June 30th. We'll put a little We'll put a little ticket link in the description. Yeah. Um, that would be fun. Same venue. We'll be in the backyard. It'll be nice and warm. You know what would be fun to do is go over some of the memorabilia from over the last two years such as this dollar bill from David who went, I can see your name pal when spent h. You why and H Hunn went It is one of the first things that we got which is cool, and I almost just dropped it We got the koala from when we were told that people said I look like Gladys Barra jiklian

Yeah, Australian Paul's what a what a long time ago that was who fucked up the Koalas or something. You fucked the Koalas? No, I'm not following Australian politics closely, but it was something. And then the burp jar, which we famously was a nod to the NFTs, where the woman was selling her farts and we captured a burp for you. Because I used to burp and the mic, We auctioned it off and donated the proceeds to help Koalas, the Australian wildlife was like,

you can do it. We made a nice chunk of chain while we didn't the freaking koalas that I hope they're enjoying it. When I'm sanctuary that we paid for, the new wing at the Australian wildlife fund, the get-and-a-view wing. We got a picture of my dead dad. Yep. The set is haunted by his ghost.

And then Glenn, who's picture we never put up. Sorry, Glenn. I just, I don't know where it went. And then we had to print another and I just, he sent that sign cigar box from, or was that Andrew? No, no, Andrew brought, sent that. Peter Fock, who is the actor who plays Colombo. Andrew, when he came in our life, he brought us a cigar box with Peter Fock who is the actor who plays Colombo Andrew when he came out of life he brought us a cigar box with

Peter Fock signature on it which is very cool. He's very cool. So that's all that stuff. Anyway, we got some books but Ben doesn't know how to read. So he's not gonna read. Yeah, I don't know how to read. I don't care to learn. You're learning.

I got a high IQ man. I remember they told me in like third grade I had a high IQ. Does that apply still? Probably not not I can't just feel like bullshit I just I just saw a thing today about a guy who had like Like an IQ of 210 and he ended up just having a unremarkable life But then everybody in the comments were like well, what how do you define success? What an IQ test like what are they asking you like which shape doesn't belong? Why do you define success? Well, you've been in the dollar. What did I cue test? Like, what are they asking you?

Like, which shape doesn't belong? I knew nocturnality. That's what I remember it being. I remember one day just getting taken out of class and me and three other kids were brought into a classroom that was empty and they specifically had us each sit in one of the, in each corner of the room. And I was just like, what the fuck is this and

She gave us a test and I remember being so ADD that I just was like not listening to what she said and then just Fire it off the thing who knows how well I could take a should we each take a live IQ test and see who's yeah We'll do that. We'll do that later. We'll do that next week We'll do that. We'll do that later. We'll do that next week. We'll do that next week. Next week show. Oh, man. All right. We got a lot to cover this episode. Don't we know? It's the last day of school. Just because it's the last day of school. It's the last day of school. The PE teachers got an out that big rubber ball and gotten all the kids on the one teacher teacher who was like no we're still learning today. What did you do on the last day of school? Sign each other's earbooks. Oh yeah that's right. Rote hags. Yeah. Oh man dad tell you at my grandma's funeral a few months ago

we had some of her high school earbooks and reading all the signatures was, fuck, it's like these are all dead people. So you have an A summer, wow you're a swell gal. And then my grandpa had like a really like, wait for me and she did and then they got married and had kids, which is kinda sweet, but that's, I remember reading that it was like a long thing and I was like, Mom, who the hell is this guy? That's your grandfather.

Oh, I was like, he had it, he was horny for grandma and he said, yeah, that's your grandpa. Your books were horny, like... They were. I was looking back at a year book and I think it was eighth grade. And it was a girl, I was friends with her, but I didn't really know who knows

if she if I was trying to do this, but her family would go down the shore for the whole summer and she would be like, and so she wrote like, you know, we should keep in touch. Like, here's my KIT. Here's the phone number for my, and then we ended up dating for a long time, years later. And I was like, that's crazy. That's cool. Well, you should get one chance, even in adulthood. One chance?

To do that, to go around and write something kind of horny and be like, up to you. Like, even if people are married, you should be like, always have a thing for you. Here's my number. Let's actually know a bad idea. Let's keep in touch over the summer annual on June mid June. Everybody gets a year. That's what Instagram's for. You can fire off one of those anytime you want.

Yeah. Well, I bet I think now is a good time to actually start the episode. What do you say? Yeah. Can we talk? Can we talk about two things before we Sure, these are these are these are these are these are in line. What have you got thematically in line? Number one, I got a say I'm not a big sports guy. I mean, I like playing them, but I don't really what are you like 180 pounds? I don't know anything about professional sports, but everyone's been blasting those clips

of Jokehitch from the nuggets. And I have to say, I'm absolutely obsessed with his energy. Because he's just like, I don't care. I just play basketball. I love horses. Yeah, and he's like, I want to go home. Yeah. There's a bunch of people who are commenting, people are pissed.

They're like, how dare he? How dare he? He's got a great career. And I just, I love that no matter what you do, you should be able to enjoy your leisure time and want to go home. Where does he, where does he from? Serbia, Serbia, cool. You should be able to just race home and

you can actually, you can do that with any job. You can just leave. Just walk out. Did you see him when they told me at the state till Thursday for the parade? Oh, yeah No, I want to go home. Yeah, well, I mean he is Yeah, he's probably tired all those all those slam dunks man. That takes it out of you I just like thinking about him playing so well because he's like if if we wrap this up earlier I get to go home Beautiful pretty good good for him because he's like, if we wrap this up earlier, I get to go home. Beautiful. Pretty good, good for him.

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Okay. All right, and the other thing was? Oh, yeah, sure, what was the other thing? That is business related, I guess. What's the other business thing? Are you blanking? Oh, that's cool, dude. No, that's fine.

That's okay. Well, CPI was the big thing today. Two days ago for you guys, it was down to 4%, which is lower than the 4.1% that it was expected to be. And you know what, dude? Eggs. Eggs, baby. Oh, the fucking eggs dropped in price.

By like, I don't know, the highest rate and a dozen, a dozen. Get it? Because that's what eggs come in. Did you plan that or was it like a... No, I didn't. Okay. Also, why do we say half a dozen? That's, it's six.

Because a half a dozen. Yeah, but six is so much faster. Six three letters. Six is three whole words. Six of one, half dozen, the other. Ah, okay, I'm just gonna ignore that. Do you know the phrase? No.

It's like when someone says, should I do this or that? And you're like, it's the same thing. Six of one half does any other. I've never heard that phrase before. What do you Bartlett's book of quotes over here? You know I have been for a long time. Yeah. Anyway, so eggs went down in price. Pretty much everything was down across the board

including especially rent. No, that's the one thing I'm gonna tell art. No, but barely asking rents went down in May by 0.6%. Yeah, and they keep saying energy is down. Come to California. It's so fucking expensive to fill up your car. Yeah. Well, that's why you got to get a scooter like me, man. Well, I feel it up bike. Oh, that's true. Yeah to fill up your car. Yeah. Well, that's why you got to get a scooter like me, man. Well, I've filled it up. Bike. Oh, that's true. Yeah.

Mine's faster though. I arguably more dangerous. Therefore more sexy. Does it take, do you have to put gas in it? Mm-hmm. That seems worse than that. No, it's not. It's one gallon.

75 miles of this puppy. Mine's all electric. Yeah, but what are you going to do if you're out and about? Also, how fast is it go 20 miles an hour 30? Fuck Mine goes 60 Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I took it on the freeway a couple times Frightening as fuck Would not recommend fully throttled just like oh

Terrifying oh yeah, people are, they've stopped their habits of, you know, their freedom spending after COVID, you know, no one's, people don't wanna spend as much on their trips to Italy. Oh man, you know what, another thing's happening? Well, people are finally getting those surgeries that they put off and United Health care. Finally, I've been asking for them too.

United Health care put out, I think it was either an analyst report came out about them or they put out a statement saying that all these old people basically saying we were not expecting this many boomers to get surgery. And boomers are living high in the hog. Yeah, and guess what? That hog is getting tired. No, it's not they're going to lift her up.

No, no, no, no, no, no, they're not going anywhere. All that lead poisoning that they got? Yeah, we're all going to have to stop our job and get jobs as home aids to take care No, it's not they're gonna live for us. No, you were getting moles checked. I was just a skin cancer screening. I'm fine. Yeah, he's fine, folks. Anyway, a lot of time in the sun. You know you want to get your stuff, Joe. That's exactly right. You should go once a year.

The Fed in addition to this said that they're going to probably hike rates two more times this year at 25 basis points, 0.25% and the market's like, okay, what else? Bitch, and then it went right back up. So what, bitch, priced in, bitch. Well, yeah, everyone, you're a bear, you stupid bitch. But it didn't make news, what is it? The past, the previous 10 months, they've jacked them up? I mean, the market, it's just,

there's so many, it's at the point where, yeah, everything that's conceivably, can go wrong has already been considered thoughtfully by everybody. And now there's so much cash out there. It's just like I just said, what bitch? I got something there, they're not thinking of. What?

To? Jesus. That's true, I don't think anybody's thinking about that. That's not going to be priced in. Yeah, we should bleep that. Just bleep the first part so they hear beep too. Yeah. So then they wonder, could be any number of things, any number of tragedies. I mean, yeah, pretty much any tragedy.

Yeah. I just don't want to be a part of any final tragedy. Not final tragedy. I mean, if there's a final tragedy, I'm going to inext wanna be a part of any final tragedy, not final tragedy. I mean, if there's a final tragedy, I'm gonna inextricably be part of it. We're all part of the final tragedy. Yeah, it's probably gonna be an earthquake for us, honestly. Man.

Well, the other. I'm scared of the big one. Yeah, I'm scared of the big one too. The other big news is Reddit is kind of, they're in a tricky position because they're gearing up to IPO probably and or not probably. Yeah, but it's been like a perpetual gearing. Of course, well, it takes a long time.

You got a time it right. You got to make sure that you're pulling all the levers which is exactly what's happening. They, levers, levers. Fuck, come on man. Says the guy who, levers. Fuck! Come on, man. Says the guy who says silicone. You don't say it right now. I say silicone.

Say what you're gonna say about Reddit. I'm not gonna fight with you on the last episode. So, what's going on? For one time, just trying to have a good time on our last episode. No, what? What? What?

So, Reddit didn't launch their mobile app until 2016. Yeah, member Alien Blue. No. What? I didn't use, I didn't, I wasn't on Reddit until like 2017 or 2018. Didn't launch their mobile app until 2016. Yeah, remember Alien Blue? No. What? I didn't use, I wasn't on Reddit until like 2017 or 18. What? And they'd already had their,

I would look at it and be overwhelmed. I didn't understand what I was looking at or how it worked. That's crazy. And I just thought this looks like just a big spreadsheet to me. I don't wanna fuck with it. Oh, yeah. It's, wow. Yeah, well, anyway.

I would think that would like light up all the pleasure centers of your brain. The way people go deep on things, it's like, especially when you're, like I was, I've been on it for so long, but then I remember when I started reading the, a song by some fire bucks, the stuff Game of Thrones was based on,

it's like, whoo, who's getting on those wickies and like, he's actually a cousin of, it's so fun to. Yeah, I gotta make fun of my mom in the final episode. Every time I've tried to tell her about Reddit, she goes, so it's a website. It's like a website and I'm like, yes, but it contains, it's just a website where people can talk. Okay, I guess I just talk about what?

Anything and everything. And there's subcategories, they're called subreddit. Okay, I guess I still don't really understand, but okay. It's just, they're just separate communities. Yeah, yeah, but it's like a website. I just love that. Anyway, so they. Yeah, so that's the thing.

Alien Blue was the, it was basically the unofficial Reddit app. Yeah, a bunch of the third parties had to come out and step up where Reddit didn't. But then Reddit bought Alien Blue and they just made it their own app. Which is what Twitter should have done. Twitter, do that with Tweet Deck. I don't know if they bought Tweet Deck. So... But yeah, Reddit is behind the ball on a lot of things, especially when it comes to mobile apps.

So a lot of these third party mobile apps use, they tap into Reddit's API, which means that they're just like plugging into the back end. And what do you think, folks? Does he know what API means? I do, but I can't remember right now. Can someone help me? I can help you, pal. What is it?

The API is your application programming interface. It basically gives the developers access to all the data on Reddit. So that you can take it and then do with it, plug it into your own third party app. And what Reddit is doing is they're now jacking up the prices big time. Right. So one of these big ones is a is a Apollo. And and what a lot of these have is accessibility, accessibility things for a lot of people who are blind or any kind of

sensory impairment. It makes it a lot easier for them to use Reddit. And they have said that they are going to be shutting down, shutting down Apollo on, because it's gonna cost them $20 million. Kick in on July 1st. Yep. Christian Selig, the developer behind Apollo, one of the most popular Reddit apps said that Reddit

was going to charge him an estimated $20 million a year for access to its API. That'll buy you a lot of flayer. But it's not just Reddit. So like Twitter's doing a similar, or has already done a similar thing where their, you know, Twitter's also shaking up how it goes about sharing access to its API. They said that it was raising prices for access to its API and that big users could be charged $42,000 monthly. How big are we talking, like, above $64? I'd imagine, yeah.

About $5, 300 pounds. You got to, you got to hope you're... I mean, I'm sort of technically big in tall, I think. Am I? You're definitely tall. Yeah. I don't know if you're good. Well, there's no disputing that.

I'm also tall. Yeah. I don't know if you're good. Well, there's no disputing that. I'm also tall. But he's taller. It's fucking bullshit. I'd, here's something I didn't know that apparently a lot of AI companies are using Reddit to train their large language models. Yeah, of course. That's one aspect that they want to. A lot of, a lot of them threw their hands up in there and said they just keep saying

the R word, which is Reddit No Okay No, the R word is prevalent on Reddit. Oh, oh right. Yeah, that's funny. That is funny because it is Love love to just get a that is funny. That's funny. That is funny me just bombing on a, that is funny. That's funny, that is funny. Me just bombing on a date. That's funny, that is funny. It is wild that Reddit could, if they did it just right,

they could give Google a run for their money because I don't know about you, but a lot of times when I'm searching for something on Google, I'm putting on Reddit at the end of it. Always. Yeah, it is where all the best answers are. Yeah, 100%. They go. Google, I'm putting on Reddit at the end of it. Always. Yeah. It is where all the best answers are. Yeah. 100%.

There you go. Like, it is by, like, far and away, the best place to find real information. Data. Yeah. Like, for even the littlest things, I mean, and sometimes it slips my mind. So I just bought a suit. I'm going all these weddings a summer and I've never had a nice suit before I would always get like these because I don't wear them and

So first I just started googling like best place to buy suits and stuff and And then I would I thought like I don't know I would get like GQ or Esquire things about it and I was like this is I was getting the worst shit And then I just started typing Reddit. And you've just like, they're just so many people talking about the thing you want information about. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I need a condensed version because I'll go on to a site,

or I'll go on to a sub-reddit and there's. Fucking suitcases? Pff, man. There's, there's, there's, sometimes there's too much information. There's too many conflicting ideologies and opinions. This camera, like I was buying, I was buying a point in shoot camera a few years ago, a digital one. God help me. For someone like me who's got to make the perfect decision so that I don't get any kind of retail regret or whatever, buyers or more. I'm looking at, I've got like ten bookmarks or ten

tabs open and I'm looking, well, 100 people, all these people say that this camera's great, but then on this thread, one person points out one little thing, it's just fucked up. One little thing will make me go, ah yeah, maybe that person's right. But that's the craziest thing about redder is that you have all of these people basically working for free and creating content for free. And not only that, you have a bunch of moderators working for free. They're quite good at what they do, and they use a lot of these third-party apps. A lot of people have talked to her like, I don't really care because I don't use third-party apps or whatever. Moderators apparently makes it really a lot easier for them to do moderation and If you're a part of any subs like moderators do a pretty good job of keeping it

Keeping things moving blocking people who are Being shitty, but all that is to say we didn't mention a lot of subs to protest this are gonna go black for didn't they already? Yes, sorry to protest this are going to go black for. Didn't they already? Yes. Sorry. It's Wednesday here. This is coming on Friday. Yeah. So it'll probably be over right now, because they went dark for 48 hours.

Shut down the website effectively. Kind of. What happened was Reddit wasn't prepared for all these subreddits to go private all at once, and so it basically fucked their shit up and it was. But it seemed like they cleared that up after Monday. But it also feels a bit silly or in vain. I don't know.

It's a weird thing to do with a protest like, hey, we're going dark for 48 hours, but we'll be back. We're just letting you know that we're not gonna talk to you for two days. So you can think about what you did. Yeah, inside of the tree. I don't know if that's really gonna teach them. The theme of this episode is change. Changes, transitions.

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Subreddit. Yeah, yeah, well, this is my favorites. I've read it. It's just it was always my greatest sources. I like manhole covers I don't know why you're laughing There are various interesting manhole covers around the world and people post them post photos of the cool manhole covers that they see There's also our slash bitch. I'm a train. Yeah, it's just trains plowing and Anyway, what's your face? Well, so I'm a huge fan of the band the kinks My dad was a huge fan. He got me into them and I remember when I started My dad was a huge fan and he got me into them and I remember when I started Because when you log on like when you first create your account read it will be like oh choose a bunch of

Stuff you like and so I was just searching and I got into the Bruce Springsteen one and then there was a there was a kinks Subreddit and I was like sick and it was it said it was for the band the kinks But it wasn't that active and so Just like every other week or so there would just be a post being like, I just have to let people know that I just love getting my ass filled with come. And then they would just be one sad comment. Like, now, yeah, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, subreddit, buddy, and he go, oh, my bad. I'll take this elsewhere. And that was kind of the extent. They've gotten a little more active on Unkinks,

which is nice. They'll post some live footage of the Davies boys going nuts or, you know. I went viral and was on the front page of Reddit a couple times. And one of the times, I thought that it was because people thought that what I was doing was funny, but then later I think I think it was the rings.

Yeah, I think it was because people thought that I had some kind of. Yeah, there was people going like, way to go, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did some pushups on Olympic rings and I like held it in a position, which is just like shaking. And I posted a look how strong I'm getting guys Yeah, I remember someone commenting like I can't do like what's why is everybody liking this and then someone wrote like I think he has muscular dystrophy I famously got roasted for my Halloween costume. Oh, for looking like what's your name from Jurassic Park?

Yeah, I put together a very lazy, lore-dern, Jurassic Park costume one year, and then I just posted it on the Halloween thread. And people were very mean to me. And then that got picked up recently for some reason. This was years ago I posted it. And if you've ever seen the after hours episode where we talk about it, some little influencer guy. How little was he?

I like to think he's like five six. If you look online it says six foot, but I do not buy it. Who, who? Oh, the fashion guy. Yeah, that's right. Fuck. What does his name Edgar? Uh, yeah, it's something like that. 30 Edgar. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Fuck. What does the name Edgar?

Uh, yeah, it's something like that. 30 Edgar? Yeah, yeah. Edgar, fuck your girlfriend or something. Um, yeah, you don't want to piss off reddit that one time that I also had the viral post about my face on a billboard and people asked if it was real and then I said, no, it's not real. I was just kidding around.

Like I did this intentionally. I've never seen so many downvotes on a, I think that comment that I made had like negative 6,000 downvotes and people were like, fuck you. Well, they also, you have to, they like fancy themselves little sleuths and a lot of times they are pretty good at it and they have a lot of good information. But then I think the most famous one wasn't it the Boston bombing? Yeah. Where they were like, we found them. Yeah, just some guy in a hat.

Oh, Boston PD stand down, we found them. Yeah, I remember that. And it was just the wrong guy. Well, the other news that was last week, it's actually pretty, it's a big fucking deal apparently to the whole thing. Wait, I do want to say one more thing about this thing. Yeah.

What? Who cares, it's the last episode. What do you got? I do think it's a step that, like, I think this is a step in the direction that a lot of tech companies are taking, which is, yeah, we're kind of done with free services. And Twitter was a big one where it's obviously the Twitter blue thing. I mean, we'll see if this will blow up in

his face, but Twitter blue who? But meta has also, I was shocked when they announced that they were now trying out the verification thing where they're gonna collect money from people and even goes far as having people take pictures with their government ID cards to prove it's them. And so it just seems like a lot of tech companies with everything that's changed in the past year with everything taking, money drying up. Got a milk it, man. Yeah, it seems like that cow's getting old, but maybe is that utter still swollen. Sorry. You wanna access it, you gotta pay.

Yeah. Bitch. Yeah. Ah, anything else? Before I go to this next thing? Give me one second. Okay. No, I think that was mostly it. Okay. I wish we could play a clip from that song

Tiger Tiger Woods. Y'all or is that Dave Chappelle? I think that's Chris Rock. Okay. Well, I think that's Chris Rock in the movie down to earth where he plays a Delivery driver who gets killed and ends up in the body of a rich white man Great movie. Well, so in the golf world, there was some huge shit happen last week, the PGA tour. Truly Tiger, Tiger with you all. Yeah, yeah.

Well, because poor Tiger. PGA tour. Oh, poor Tiger, I think he's gonna be all right. PGA tour is merging with LIV Golf, which is this, it's like a, it was set up as a competitor to PGA tour, but it's a different structure. It's fewer holes, and it's like a team-based tournament. So instead of like 72 holes, I think it is.

It's 54 or something like that. And then, yeah, you're paired up with other golfers, but... Oh, for an event. Yeah. But it's too fucking hard. It caused a rift between all these golfers. Some of them defected effectively to LIV golf because they were lured with a fucking hat.

Yeah, I was gonna say that's one way to put it. Yeah. We're talking about like hundreds of millions of dollars. They're being offered. The head. Like big stars. Phil Michael's name was one of the most famous ones. Yep.

They were trying to attract big names to be like, you know, if you want to see all your big stars, tiger woods, they tried to get him with $800 million. All they had to do was just throw golf ball and he would have fucking chased after it. Golf clap. Thank you. Why would he chase after golf?

Because that's what all golfers do. They're attracted to the name of things. We are joke. We are joke. Ben's nervous. This is us on a double date. I'm sorry about my friend. He's a little nervous.

And he drank a lot of coffee today. We tried to listen to beach house in the car, but it didn't calm him down. Yeah. But the LIV golf is backed by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. Which is nice. It's just nice to have a company like working with people with like good humans rights records. Humans rights records.

Humans rights. Yeah. Who's fucking up now? Who's nervous now? I'm not that nervous actually. I'm just tired. Yeah, I feel good now. Ladies, thank you for giving us a second

to go to the bathroom together. But they are being accused of sport washing, which feels oddly, it feels racist, but it's not. They're basically being accused of using the sport of golf to effectively wash their... Well, it's not just the sport of golf to effectively wash their... Well, it's not just the sport of golf, they're, I think they actually were Cristiano Ronaldo to a soccer team there.

Yeah. And yeah, I'm, again, I don't fucking know professional sports, but it is really beautiful having to see, there was one golfer who went on CNN and they're asking me about like, yeah, but I mean, you got to admit kind of a kind of a brutal, brutal record from them. And he's like, yeah, no, look, it's just like Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia, they want to show a different side of them. And we think this could kind of learn. We can all grow together. And he had to, he said, you know, that that day is very sad. He's talking

about 9-11. He's like, a lot of Americans died. And the Japanese got over a World War 2. I mean, surely we can forget. And she's like, you know, what about all the other stuff? Jamal Kashogi. And he's like, look, I'm just excited to see a different side of Saudi Arabia. Ooh, a golf ball. And look, you pay me $500 million. I'll do the same. God damn thing. They gave Phil Mickelson $200 million. Yeah.

And that's thing. And that's the price you pay for having at every golf tournament, someone's cream. You have blood on your hands, Phil. Yeah. Well, what sucks is the people who turn down all that might, I guess they can still sleep at night. Like Tiger Woods isn't gonna have,

he's not going, fuck, I turned down $800 million. I will also say there's a lot of talk that this deal may not go through. Well, the PGA CEO guy, the leader, what would you call him? The president? Yeah, the leader. What would you call him? The president, yeah, the president of the, what are you laughing at, man?

No, he's the crown prince. No, no, he's the crown prince of the VGA. I was gonna say he's the driver, you know, like a golf club. No, no, I got it. Yeah, the fucking, I don't know what you can, fuck. Anyway, he's taking a leave of absence Yeah, the fucking, I don't know what to fuck. Anyway, he's taking a leave of absence, or step down temporarily or something.

I would as well. Yeah, I would too, Jesus. But he ripped up the, literally like ripped up the cards of the PGA, the players who defected from the PGA. It was a big fuck. Well, he said it was never gonna happen. Like he said that the PGA was never gonna join.

Yeah. And that these people were, were you know selling the good name. Oh speaking of Sully I watched a little bit of monster zinc no Sully the movie was that like a standalone about no the Tom Hanks in the Tom Hanks is the pilot toy story Tom Hanks plays Sully Captain Chesley Sullenberger who crashed that plane on purpose in the river. It technically wasn't. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It, oh, man. Yeah, that was when US Airways still existed. I remember I had a US Airways card. Great. But, no. All right. What else do we have? This iPad is falling asleep. Jeez. Oh, you know what? Should we do the crypto corner one last one? Let's jump right into crypto corner. Let's fucking do one more last one last crypto corner Beep boop, beep boop, beep boop, there it goes

I don't even wear glasses anymore the little animated guy has glasses. That's humiliating We all know that I don't do that anymore. I don't fuck with Divisually impaired Yo, no, I didn't know that I don't do that anymore. I don't fuck with the visually impaired. Yo, no, I didn't say that out loud. Yeah, wait, what? Yeah, if you wear glasses, I love you. I still, I'm still a glasses person in my soul. Deep in there.

You do have glasses energy. Thanks, man. Thanks. Oh, that's not a nice thing. Oh, it's, oh, thanks, man. No, yeah, cool, thanks. You, it wasn't, that was a, that's not a nice thing. Oh, it's an, oh, thanks, man. No, yeah, cool, thanks. You got it. Well, so there was big news in the, in the crypto world

in the last couple of weeks. The SEC came after Binance, and they were alleging that they misused customer funds. They ran illegal crypto exchange. They ran an illegal crypto exchange in the United States. This is from AmericanActionForm.org. Quote, on June 5th, the SEC filed 13 civil charges against the Binance exchange and its founder, Shang Peng Zhao.

It's easy. Just calm, easy. CZ. That's right. That's what everyone calls him. Yeah, yeah. Aleging that he had operated, quote, a web of deception. And mishandled billions of dollars by sending customer funds secretly

to other companies operated by Zau. And it's 136 page complaint that SEC accused Binance of misleading investors about the strength of its internal controls, misleading regulators about the scope of its operations, illegally allowing US consumers to trade on its international platforms and other crimes. And they had quoted directly, um, oh wait, the fucking guy who the email,

we're like, we're operating an unregistered security. Yeah, in the official, in the official documents from the SEC, they cite the, the, the, can you click click that I think it's in that first link. Yeah, it's really beautiful. It's so beautiful. Oh, this hits hard. It's from the SEC's Twitter account. So there this is their fucking chief compliance officer in 2018. We are operating as a fucking unlicensed security exchange in the USA, bro. exchange in the USA bro. What's better is what's best is that it's not even fucking it's FK I FK I N G just the internet shorthand because he's you know these are all internet dorks something about that hurts I don't know just these guys toying with all this stuff but they say bro yeah yeah imagine your chief complaint this is my chief compliance officer. I'm going to jail, dog.

I mean, wasn't there that lawyer? There was a video of a lawyer in court saying something to the, he said like that's cap to the judge. No, you're on that's cap. No way. Yes, yes, way. Times change, man. Times change. Better get on the change. Yes, zoomers Times change, man. Times change better get on the thing. Yeah, zoomers can be

lawyers now. zoomers can be lawyers. zoomers, zoomers, zoomers can operate. Unlike security is exchange in the USA, bro. Well, by dance wasn't the only one who got their little

Hines banked the day after on June 6th, the SEC sued coin base for operating as an unregistered broker, exchange, and clearance agency making millions of dollars, billions of dollars, excuse me, as the middleman on crypto transactions while failing to meet investor disclosure requirements. And the SEC called out 13 crypto assets traded by Coinbase as being securities that ought to have been registered with the SEC, including Solana, Cardano, Polygon, and Filecoin.

But then Coinbase CEO comes out and he says, well, we're not going to do shit about it. We're going to keep it up until we're not going to de-list until the court makes a determination. Say, fuck you. Christ. Yeah. So it's been shaken up the crypto world and it just goes back to If you ever were skittish about getting into it all these years kind of like I was It just it kind of I don't know I go not it's not a

Being proven right kind of thing, but it's just I mean perhaps all of that decentralization and lack of regulation does come at a cost. I think at the very least the crypto community has been exposed for what it is, which is. Well, I think it, I'm not going to, I can't speak to the intentions of the founder of Bitcoin, but I think a lot of people believed in that ethos of, you know, not being held accountable to governments and all that stuff, but what it's become is so obviously a

fucking money grab. Yeah, a money grab away away to skirt regulations away to operate Unregulated not having to file with the SEC not having to meet compliance requirements not having to do any of these things and I mean over the past almost two years all the things we covered of just rug poles and scams and and projects that go defuncted you know a week later and all this shit and just like people pumping up their own legitimate companies by saying we're integrating blockchain technology,

all of these things, it was just like... That's what makes me skeptical about the... And the amount of people who would just like get in your face and in your replies and in your DMs being like, bro, you don't understand, you just don't get it. You're fucking like in the stone age dude. You're an idiot, blah, blah. Yeah. Okay. Which is true. We are idiots. And then I mean, not even to mention the fucking NFT craze. Yeah. I got this monkey picture, dude. You don't understand. This monkey picture is going to get me into a party or other monkey picture holders

are going to be. Yeah, I don't know. I create 250, a party or other monkey picture holders are going to be. Yeah, I don't know. I create $250,000 for this monkey picture. Crypto, the crypto community is basically the end of good fellows right now. Everyone's the cops are, they've seen good fellows. Yeah, but it's been a long time. You know, lay, get busted. Lay less starts playing and that, yeah, the cops are going in.

That one Ray Liotta's getting chased by the helicopter. No, that's, that's why the rolling stones are playing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different, but it's yeah. But yeah, I don't, oh, like, and crypto.com is shutting down. I mean, all these things that were the future, that were betting so heavily on these things, crypto.com arena. I mean, who knows how fucking long that's gonna, how many fucking arenas did we say? What was the Miami Heat arena?

F-C-X. F-D-X, right? Jesus Christ. How many fucking arenas are we to be renaming? Well, it is kind of wild, Binance replied or responded. I mean, not like they're in their official capacity. But apparently the SEC chairman, Gary Gensler, in 2019 offered to serve as an advisor to the company and they turned them down. Interesting. Yeah. So now they're alleging that he's this whole thing

is just because he's, he's pissed, dude. Yeah. Which is like, come on guys, that's a bit of a stress. They probably turned them down because he probably wasn't gonna let it, let it operate that way.

No kidding. He's probably gonna make them comply. Yeah. I don't know guys, I think we might be operating a securities exchange here. Yeah, in the US, comply. Yeah. I don't know guys. I think we, I think we might be operating a securities exchange here. Yeah. In the US, bro, we got a lot more stuff here. Let's, let's, let's, I love this, this just fucking tries me insane. This first one about insider trading. Oh boy. So for any of the show, unusual whales pointed out that on May 24th, between 11.18am and 11.24am, someone bought the $8 strike October calls in a ticker symbol, ETRN, $2 million worth.

or symbol, ETRN, $2 million worth. That's fucking not only is that to buy options on an $8 stock is already kind of like, but then the fact that it was so illiquid in that options market just speaks to how obvious it is that somebody knew something and wouldn't you know it? Three days later later after this trader bought two million dollars worth of these options contracts. The debt deal passed.

Please don't be someone from Congress. And there was a surprise pipeline that was contract that was granted to this company. And that trader's two million million turned into $20 million. They profited 1,000 percent. It's just speculation that this is someone from Congress because who else could have had that knowledge besides someone either in or close to someone in Congress. And $2 million is not, I mean, that's a fuck ton of money to put into options contracts, especially illiquid ones like this.

So that's cool. We're going to move to DC. Plant bugs and just listen in on a... Become staffers for Diane Fines then? Yeah, oh yeah. Oh my God. Can you imagine. She's a run again just for fun. I don't think she's ever gonna run anywhere again. I don't think she's I think she's running in her dreams. Yeah. So that's fun. I'm sure that

that'll get I'm sure that whoever reaped the benefits of insider information is gonna see justice not. All right, what else we got? Netflix password crackdown. Are you one of those people who was sharing a password? I wasn't, I had my own. Yeah, I famously have my dad's. Oh man, did you get crackdown on?

No, not yet. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I had my own. Yeah, I famously have my dad's oh man. Did you get cracked down on no not yet? Oh what the fuck Yeah, I just weird. I know I went to go check and I was fine Francis Ha was right on the homepage. I said, oh whatever. I'll jump back in That oh so when that movie came out it was like I don't know 2012 or something. Did you watch it? Nope. Oh, and it was like, I don't know, 2012 or something. Did you watch it? Nope. Oh. And it was like, wow, they really kind of nailed it.

But now watching it, I'm like, oh, are they making fun of the way we used to talk and stuff? It's just about like young people in their 20s and during that time, which we were kind of embarrassing. Yeah, I mean, we still are in many ways. I think we've maybe grown up, and people under 20s are just embarrassing. Yeah, of course.

I don't know, I still do embarrassing things, and I gotta stop carrying so much shame around it. Fuck it, be embarrassing, who cares? In 100 years, it won't matter. But yeah, they're getting cracking down. And yeah, they're seeing a big boost. The highest number of new subscribers since COVID began. I believe over a two-day span, there's some third-party information or data mining site

noted that they added 200,000 new subscribers. So what does that mean? What I think, because they got earnings coming July 18th, and I think that it could see a similar, a similar blowout reaction to earnings that Nvidia just saw, because Nvidia went up 24% after earnings, and I think that Netflix could see a similar thing, but Could be the case that everybody's expecting that same kind of thing. I already watched. I think you should leave. You're not gonna get me

Yeah, I might cancel it again. I'm needed. I don't watch it. You don't watch that Schwarzenegger documentary I'm a yeah, the first few ones are good, but me and Ben were watching an episode of the Schwarzenegger documentary And he starts talking about how he came over in the 60s and he's like the 60s will wild And he'd like starts listing all the the Vietnam war and then he goes hippies will rising up You had the war you had the protest and hippies will rising up as And hippies were rising up. As if they were some like army. Hippies were rising up. You know who I also think could be a winter long term. I was reading more about it is unity.

The, the, what would they be called? A, just a 2D and 3D help me out here company. Luke, modeling software? Yeah, modeling software and stuff. What did I say? 2D? You just said 2D, 3D? Yeah, yeah.

Well, they're like the official, they're one of the official partners for the Apple VR. With the app. The VR Apple, Apple Metacwist, iPhone MacBook headset. But if they're gonna be being, they're only like a $12 or $13 billion market cap.

And if spatial computing truly is the future, and I'm not saying that it would happen immediately, but I think that it's interesting to think about over the next five to 10 years, if spatial computing truly does, if you think that VR and AR are the future, who's a company that's gonna benefit from that? Unity could be one of them.

So I'm looking at them. Are you gonna buy an Apple Vision? No, okay, no way. It's too expensive. I'm gonna wait for them to fix it and make it better. In like three years, I'll buy one, absolutely. Yeah. It'll be cheaper too. I mean, I remember thinking, because watching movies and YouTube videos on the meta thing is cool and it's immersive and it feels like you got your own iMac theater to yourself. But like I said, you do it once

and you're like, I'm not gonna put on the fucking headset just to do this. I just got the tea. I'll just put if I'm wanna watch it movie and put on the TV. Do you have an imagine on a plane? Yeah, you look like King Dork. I don't wanna be King Dork. It's gonna be the new guy without your shoes and socks on. No, I'm taking a picture. Prefer everyone to have goggles on than anyone ever take their socks off on a plane again. Have you ever taken your shoes and socks off on a plane? I take my shoes off.

That's disgusting. I don't take my socks off number one. Do you walk into the bathroom with your socks on? That's a crazy question to ask me. That's a crazy question. That means you do. What the fuck is wrong with you? There's pits all over that floor.

That's a crazy question. I pissed over that floor. That's a crazy Pissed on the floor. Here's what I'll say here's what I'll say it's accidental here's what I'll say Wouldn't pee on the floor in the bat. I wouldn't pee on the floor of the bathroom in the airplane on purpose Can you give me why would I do that? Can you let me explain? Wait, do you never take your shoes off on the plane? No, well, yeah, I mean, I'll like loosen my if I'm sitting in first or business class Absolutely Absolutely, it's one of the first things I hear the problem. What?

Number one, I've been doing a lot of long haul flights like L.A. to Europe fucking is forever when we went to Japan. That's so fucking long Does this not do your do your feet now get swollen on the plane? Yeah, I guess a little bit. I mean, I get to a point where I'm like I need to get these fucking don't go to the bathroom and just your socks though. I don't go to the bathroom and just myself. You you alluded to the fact I squeeze my swollen ass feet. No, I'll tell you why I laughed. Why?

Because I almost did. And I was sitting next to Phil on the way to Japan. And I was like, I was in the window, he was in the middle. And I said, I need to get up. And then when he was letting me out, he said, are you not gonna put your shoes on? And I was like, no, no, I'm gonna put my shoes on. But I wasn't gonna.

And now every time I do. Yeah, he's I do. Easy, crazy. Okay? I remember I took a big Euro trip with my brothers back in 2016 or 17. And our first flight was like, however long it's 12 hours to Germany. My older brother did not get up to pee.

A single time, not one time. And I just remember thinking, whatever little amount of piss you got in there is probably so yellow and so white. What do you think about people's? Well, because I know how it feels when I haven't peed in a long time, and then I finally go, it's like, Jesus Christ,

I'm dehydrated, man. I don't think that's what makes your piss yellow. Being super dehydrated? No, no, yeah that is but I'm like holding it. Well I don't think he had anything, it's just that he just is that dehydrated. True. Man doesn't. Oh, oh yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's just such brother of the talking. My older one, Sam. Don't say it like I should know that he's the type of guy to hold this piss. Well, because you know what Nate is my other brother who is younger Yeah, but again, I don't know how he holds his piss. No, the brother who holds his piss. That kind of happens. But that kind of happened to me. I remember when I went to Cambodia, I took two.

Do you have a holiday in Cambodia? It took, I was about like maybe like 15 hours. And I took two volumes like right when I got on the plane and just woke up In cambo. Oh, no, I woke up in a New book. I think I was in Taipei I felt bad because I was like wow. I those people must have climbed over me at some point to piss, but yeah Oh, wow five more minutes hmm What are we gonna do with this last five minutes?

Should we talk about more shit? Where should we say bye? I don't know. We're gonna have to say bye. We have some other shit here, but it's just like, eh. You got AMD launching a new ship. That's kind of, that is kind of interesting, because everybody's harping on Nvidia being the

industry leader with like 80% of the market share, but then AMD goes out and launches their own AI chip. Yeah, poor Intel. Poor if, well Intel just designs shit. They don't even make it anymore. Yeah. Or I don't know if they ever did. Should we, can we, should we play some clips of Trump getting absolutely hyped on getting indicted?

Yeah, what's the clip of him? He said they did it if I did. Yeah, it's it. Here, I'll send it. It's in it happened in New Jersey too, so it's relevant. It took me a second. It happened in New Jersey. What was he doing in New Jersey?

Camping, baby. He's God. Why doesn't that pilot just crash the fucking plane? Put it on all autopilot jump out the window with a parachute and Kill Trump no, I didn't say that. I just said crash the plane I didn't say who was in it Yeah, here we go. Really beautiful.

One of his most insane line deliveries. Bedminster New Jersey. I did everything right and they indicted me. I did everything right and they indicted me. This has been the looniest shit. I, for one of the... You know the picture where they have the bathroom with all the documents and everything, it's like one of those things where like the longer you stare

at the more insane things you realize, it's like at first you just see the boxes and you're like, that toilet's so low. And then you're like, there's a shant, there's a chandelier in this bathroom. And then after you think you've seen it all, you're like, why is there a beautiful sconce above the toilet?

It's just also. Yeah. I find it most interesting that a lot of these, Why is there a beautiful sconce above the toilet? It's just also. Yeah. I find it most interesting that a lot of these, a lot of these defenders of him, a lot of them are saying that it's an AI generated photo. Yeah. Which is probably true. I've been following more closely the alien stuff.

Also, I gotta say, before we move on, such loser behavior from every fucking Republican coming out and being like, everyone running for president and being like, I vow to, I vow to pardon Trump if I'm elected. It's like, you're such a bitch, dude. You're just like admitting that he's the fucking front runner, Like that he's so important to Republican politics that everyone even running for office should be saying that they'll pardon Trump. Loser, cook. God remember the cook days when that's all they would say

on Twitter in 2015 and 2016. I'm still getting in a lot of my replies. Jesus Christ man. What a, what a, but to be fair, I'm letting a lot of guys fuck my wife. I love guys are fucking my wife. Oh man. This next year is gonna be, I don't know.

I still think we're gonna get some alien stuff by the end of this year. It's gonna come out that they're out there. I mean, it already is, but I think that there's gonna be some major shit going down. It's gonna be a fun Christmas. What do you know? There's a guy, I can't remember his fucking name,

but he did this like three hour. Steven Greer. Steven who? Greer. Greer, Steven Greer. Dr. Stephen Greer. Mm-hmm. On YouTube. Well, it is on YouTube. I don't think he was like, follow me on YouTube for this thing, but he looks so nervous. And he says at this one part that I saw, he says, look, I can't go into specifics, but even though he's been going, being incredibly specific for three hours, but he says I can't go in his specifics,

but we've gotten till the end of the year to figure this out. Do you know what clip I'm talking about? Yeah, I watched it last night. Yeah, so what are we figuring out? I think he alludes to making it sound like- What do I have to figure out before Christmas? It seems like- Except what to get my hair.

I can tell you, I will tell you. By the way, best thing about having a dead dad, I don't have to worry about Father's Day. Shit, Father's Day is coming out. He's speaking, I'm like, Dad, if you're watching. Just another Sunday, baby. I already got you something.

Yeah. Ayo, dad. You hear that? Nothing. Jesus. Yeah, anyway, he said something like, what do I have? Why do I have to figure out?

It seems like there are aliens in the country, in the world, and they have given... Wait, is this an immigration guy or is this... No, no. Did you stumble on some right wing immigrant? There are aliens in this country. It sounds like that these aliens have given humanity an ultimatum to figure out how to aliens have given humanity.

That's my guess by the way that he was talking and the way that he was, and that's what other people were speculating. But at the end of the year, we got to figure this out because they're the, the, the, that's it. That's all I'll say, something like that. Got to figure this out. I hate this fucking. Cause he said like the powers that be or something like that.

Yeah. So in the like questions at the end, um, some reporters asked him about the clock that was ticking. And he said, there's two clocks. One, the government within six to nine months has to come to a decision on this. And two, within a couple of years, if we don't decide, they will.

That's cool, man. That's cool. All right. I mean, is it cool? Yeah, because if it was bad, the aliens would have just said, fuck you, we're gonna just blow the shit up and take the gold or whatever.

The gold? I mean, for the gold. Whatever, resource. Imagine traveling, it's so fun. And just be like, we just want gold. Well, it's a precious resource. Even though it's like, it's abundant in the university, dipshit aliens.

You're gonna travel all this way, just for some gold. I fucking hope. They like, you know, the door bust down, fog comes out, they've got their like alien blasters and they're like, give us on the gold. I don't like that's what you want. Okay. Uh, take it. Sure you don't want to flatten them. Shut up. Fucking take it. Gleep blow. We're an inside man the whole time. We're not using the gold Well, I guess we should wrap it up If you made it this far this long

Absolute fucking sick go follow us on our socials for the new show Absolutely, fuckin' sicko, follow us on our socials for the new show. It'll be a blast. We're gonna absolutely blast it out this way. I don't know why you laugh whenever I say blast it out. Oh, is it come? Is it because you think of come? What a gross pervert. It's a good thing that this is ending. I thought we're thinking of. Yeah, that's what he's thinking of. I'm thinking we gotta say bye. I just keep thinking of in sync.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, not me. think it up. I'm thinking we got to say bye. I just keep thinking of in sync. But, but, but, not me. Now, what do you think of? I'm thinking about all the sweet people who watch. I'm thinking about, um, well, they're not going anywhere. They better not. I'm thinking about all the sweet people who come to the shows. What's the New York July 11th. Thinking about all the sweet people who send DMs about what the show means to them. Thinking about all the sweet people and how they've allowed us to make this very fun thing. And I feel a bit like the final analog television broadcast in like 2003 and like well, here we are and so long and Good night. You know, it's crazy. What? You know how TV goes all night now. Yeah, if you leave it on but before it would just be like all right

Yeah, if you leave it on. But before it would just be like, all right, it's 11 PM folks. We're turning off the TV. Oh yeah, and there would just be like info commercials and shit. My dad said they would just like, there would be a picture of the American flag and they would maybe play the national anthem or something. And it's like no more TV. Shoot was wild back then.

Okay, well, it's been great folks we love you very much and we hope we see you next week in our new home you want to say anything nice I think I I think you already did it and and they know they know and also typical dad behavior I said it at the beginning too you want to say anything nice to your son well you already said it and he knows anyway. And then you got some kid just walking around angry for fucking 25 years. And then you finally say it when you're dying. Jesus Christ.

Life short man, you got to tell people you love him. I'm short. So I'll say it. We love you. Yeah, we love you. No, I know. They know. You're being so weird. It's just saying weird. Hug him. I love you. Yeah, we love you. No, I know they know you being so weird. It's your son weird hug him. I love you son

Are you gonna be a handshake dad? No, okay, I'm gonna be a Hug dad sick. Yeah, walk around the house. Nick. No, I don't even do that now in a little loan I'm walk around the house naked sometimes if I'm going from my bedroom to the shower, I definitely am one of those guys who takes off my underwear and then gets it on one foot and kicks it up and then catches it. Yeah, but that's fucking cool. I remember seeing my dad do that and I was like, damn.

You saw your dad kick off his underwear? Oh, countless times. Interesting. Or I'd be watching TV and he'd come down naked and he'd go, give me your pants. I'm doing laundry and be like, I'm wearing them. Anyway, that way, we'll know I think great place. And it's just leave it there. Let it simmer. Let everybody take that. That'll be the final thing. God bless. Good night and God

bless. God bless America. God bless the United States. Love you so much.