The Unmade Podcast - Special: The Second Ever Bean Dish Quiz

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For months now, there's massive construction work happening in my next door neighbour's house. And today they're also having chainsawing done in the backyard. And I've asked for an amnesty of an hour or so, but I can't guarantee there won't be crazy noise. It's been driving me nuts. A ceasefire. Ceasefire. Try having a baby that keeps you awake at night and then noise all day in the house next door. It's been maddening.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Do you think in the trenches of World War I or something, every now and then they had just a ceasefire just so he could do a phone call? It's like, will you keep it down just for an hour while I get an amnesty? I just need to make this phone call. Then you can start again. Just so everyone can have a nap. Just a nap. A nap.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Everyone wants a nap. Just a nap. A nap. Everyone wants a nap. So I'm pleased to announce we're about to hold our second ever bean dish quiz. I've devised another quiz for Tim. Tim, I love making quizzes. I don't know if there's anything that makes me happier than coming up with quizzes.
Starting point is 00:01:00 It just consumes me. I think of questions while I'm out driving the car and stuff. I love it. I love making quizzes. What does that say about me? It means you're a quiz master. That's what it means. I'm a quiz master. You are a born quiz master. Yep. I had to listen to the previous Beandish quiz because I didn't want to double up on my questions, which I was in danger of doing. Yeah. And I realised last time my questions were absolutely ridiculous and unfair. And I would say this time it's more like a real quiz, like the questions are answerable sometimes, still pretty hard. But so I don't think it's going to be quite as ridiculous as last time,
Starting point is 00:01:39 but a little bit ridiculous. Well, hang on, this sounds a little bit like, you know, when you buy a computer game and you go, you put on expert settings and then you go, oh, hang on. I'm getting blown away here. I can't get past this stage. I need to pop it down a little bit. I feel, I don't know if I feel a little bit offended by that comment. Like, are you pulling punches because you thought I was struggling a little bit last time? I don't know. I just, I don't know. I just felt like a normal quiz for some reason. It's just how things went went we'll see what you see what you think i would recommend if people want to play along at home you'll be very useful to have pen and paper in this one because i've gone list crazy
Starting point is 00:02:14 this is a lots of lists quiz it's very listy lots of listicles and things so okay quite listy um as long as you keep it on god and nick cave and 90s music generally there's enough of that there's enough of that don't worry i know i know i know my uh my audience there's there's plenty of you know because there's nothing more fun than catching you out on stuff you think you know a lot about well that's true yes that's now I'm nervous because this is going to be like, yes. So get your pen and paper ready, everyone, and I'll kind of make up the rules as I go and tell people what the points are and stuff, but nothing too serious.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I will have to time you for some of these as well, so I'll get a timer ready. Oh, right. Okay. Of course, this will be edited later, so sometimes if I say Tim has two minutes and it sounds like I'm not giving him two minutes, that's probably because I've edited things down a bit to get rid of all the stunned silence at tim's end see how we go i've just made up a new question one actually
Starting point is 00:03:15 so here's question one tim yep why is our quiz called the bean dish quiz can you remember no i have no idea i have no idea i have no idea and i was talking about this in the car when i was picking up one of my daughters from school going oh we're recording tonight and we're going to do another quiz, the bean dish. And I said to her, do you remember why it's called that? And she couldn't either. But I think my vague memory is it sounds a bit like, it was something like you were a kid and you, that sounds a bit like what you thought a quiz was called, but it was wrong. Is that right? Is it something like that?
Starting point is 00:04:01 It was you mishearing me because I said to you, I've created a fiendish quiz. Yeah. And you thought I said a bean dish quiz. I said, no, fiendish. That's classic. I did not remember that. I did not remember that at all. I'm going to give you half of one point because you remembered that it involved mishearing.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You can have half a point. Yes, yes. Okay. Oh, we're well on the way. Yes. All right. I can see I'm going to like the new rules. Okay, now we have a question about U2, the band.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Oh, yes, I've heard of them. Four members of U2. Yes. I want you to list them from one to four, from oldest to youngest in age. Okay. I reckon I can do this. You'll get one point for each member who's in the correct slot, the correct position. So, Adam Clayton, the basest, is the eldest.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Then it's Edge and Bono who are in the same class, and I don't know which one of those two is the eldest. So, I'm going to say Edge because he seems like the more mature one. And then Bono, third. And then I think Larry is the youngest. Okay. The drummer, Larry. You get two points.
Starting point is 00:05:13 You're right, Adam Clayton's the oldest and Larry Madeline Jr. is the youngest. But Bono is just ever so slightly older than the Edge. And you're right, those two are very close in age. Another half potential marks. So, I'm going even Stevens at the moment, yes. The next question is about Tim's middle name. Now, I'm not going to ask you what your middle name is for points because I think that's too easy a question.
Starting point is 00:05:39 But would you like to share your middle name with the civilians? My middle name is James. James. Timothy James Hine. middle name is James. James. Timothy James Hine. Okay. Timothy James Hine. I want you to tell me, don't name them yet. Don't name any, but I want you to give me a number, just a number.
Starting point is 00:05:56 How many US presidents have had James in their name? How many US presidents have been called James? That's a good one. You don't want me to name them. You just want me to make a guess, like add them up in my head. How many US presidents have been called James? That's a good one. You don't want me to name them. You just want me to make a guess, like add them up in my head. Is that right? Don't name them at this stage. No.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Okay. I can think of one, two. I can think of two. I could presume there's another one, but I'm just going to go with my knowledge and say there were two. Okay. The correct answer is six. Right. So, there's zero of a possible one point there, but I will give you half a point for each one you can name. So, James Madison and Jimmy Carter, I'm presuming is a James. Indeed. Who else? You want to hear them? You're not going to have a
Starting point is 00:06:44 go for any more? I'm thinking, I mean, I don't know Ronald Reagan James. Indeed. Who else? You want to hear them? You're not going to have a go for any more? I'm thinking, I mean, I don't know Ronald Reagan's middle name. I know Bill Clinton is William Jefferson Clinton. Who else we got? I'm presuming Barack Obama isn't Barack James Obama. He's Barack Hussein Obama. Of course, yeah. Donald Trump, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:03 He could be a James, but I don't know that. The Donald Trump, I don't know. He could be a James, but I don't know that. The Bushes, I don't know. One of them that's a very sort of Anglo name, so that could be the George Bushes. We've got Jimmy Carter before that. Richard Nixon, I think he's Richard something Nixon. I think I've forgotten what that is, but I- He's Milhouse, isn't he? Milhouse, that's right. That's where Milhouse from Simpsons is named after. Let me give you the answers because I don't think you're going to get them because there are no middle names. They're all first names.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Right. We had James Madison, 1809, James Monroe, who was straight after James Madison, James Polk, 1845, James Buchanan, 1857, and then James Garfield in 1881. And at that point, a quarter of all US presidents had been called James, which is quite amazing. He was assassinated after just six months in office. And then we had no more Jameses until number six, James Carter, Jimmy Carter in 1977. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I didn't know any of them. So at least I didn't miss one that I knew in plain sight. Good to hear. Good to hear. So it's a very u.s presidential name james i will give you a bonus point if you can tell me joe biden's middle name current president i'm sure i must have read read there somewhere but i don't joe joe i would have seen it somewhere but i don't remember what it is, no. It's Robinette. Robinette? Yeah. It's a German word meaning bright fame, apparently.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh, okay. I'm going to chuck you another bonus point if you can tell me how many UK prime ministers have been called James. We're going since 1721 when prime ministers are said to have sort of started existing. Can you name- Oh, goodness me. In fact, I'll tell you, there's only one with the first name, James. Do I know them? Am I likely-
Starting point is 00:08:51 Are they in the 20th century? Yeah, I think you will have heard of the name, yes. But it'll just be a name to you, I think. You won't know a lot about them. No, I don't. I mean, there's Jim Hacker, of course, from, yes, prime minister. I'm giving you half a point for that. from yes prime minister i'm giving you half a point for that but the real one is uh james callahan 1976 to 1979 oh no i know nothing about him oh okay
Starting point is 00:09:15 there was also arthur james balfour in 1902 but that was a middle name getting back to joe biden can i say the robinettes does sound a bit like the Supremes, like it should be a singing group in the 60s? Robinette. Yeah, the Robinettes. Yeah. They should be now the Robinettes. Nice. And here's another chance for a bonus point, Tim. Can you tell me any Australian prime ministers called James? Well, Bob Hawke is Robert James Lee Hawke. Yes. Well, I'm going to give you half a point for that because that's just a middle name. But can you give me a first name for the full point? Surely picking a middle name is harder than a first name. Yeah, but you love Bob Hawke, so.
Starting point is 00:09:56 No, only because he was around when we were a kid. I can't think. I mean, going back, who have we got? We've had like five or six prime ministers recently, none of which are James or Jim. You're not going to get it. Hang on, hang on, hang on. There is. Isn't there?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Oh, no, that's Jack. No, I can't. 1929 to 1932, James Scullum. I have heard of James Scullum. I had not heard of him, but there you go. I've only heard the name, yeah. All right. Us Jameses keep in touch.
Starting point is 00:10:25 We're moving on to a new section now, but a similar theme. Right. We're moving on to the topic of Nick Cave. He's an Australian singer. Oh, right. This is like a dream. This is great. Oh, I love it.
Starting point is 00:10:36 What is Nick Cave's middle name? Oh. Nicholas Cave. um nicholas cave nicholas it is something very anglican a very um anglo i should say i don't know i can't remember it may even be timothy or something really obvious like that but i don't think so it is edward edward yes i didn't know that right never mind For a bonus point, though, in total, how many UK prime ministers, Australian prime ministers or US presidents have been called Edward? How is that a Nick Cave question? I feel like every third person in Britain is called Edward.
Starting point is 00:11:22 It's a very, it's a common name. I guess I'm thinking royalty. So that's not quite the same thing as the prime minister. In fact, it's exactly the opposite to the prime minister. Yeah. How many in general? And you've added them all up. I'm going to go out there and say like 15.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Really? It's two. Ah. Can you, do you want to, I'll give you a point if you can name any. Prime ministers- I can't think of any- Well, there's- I've got a feeling you won't get-
Starting point is 00:11:52 I can't think of any presidents. I can't think of any Australians either. No. And I can't think of any prime ministers, no. All right. Well, you could have said Edward Stanley, who was the prime minister of the UK three times, and the one you may have had a chance of getting was Ted Heath.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Edward Heath was a British Prime Minister more recently. Yeah, okay. And Australia's first Prime Minister was Edmund, Edmund Barton. Yes, Edmund Barton. And Harold Holt, the Australian Prime Minister, who just vanished when he went out for a swim, his middle name was Edward as well. Oh, right. So you're leaving the Nick name was Edward as well. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:12:25 So you're leaving the Nick Cave section with zero points. Oh, okay. I'm not sure we've plundered the depths of Cave there. He's full of the breadth of his artistic creations there, but never mind. The next question is one that you're going to love. Yes. You're going to love this. This is mathematics.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Right. Great. And starting with the first digit, until you get one wrong, I'll give you a point for each digit of pi you name. I don't know any. Do you know the first number? No, I don't. No, I can't recall it.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I know I should know this. And on a good day, I could. You don't know that pi is approximately this number? Yes, I know it's something, point, something, something, something. And then we go on from there. Yeah, but what's the first something before the point? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I'll tell you what pi is. Right. And let's see if you can guess at least the first number based on that pi is the number of times that a circle's diameter so the width of the circle from one side to the other fits in its circumference so if you had a piece of string going across a circle the width of the circle and then picked up that string and made it go around the circle, how many times do you think that would happen? Then I would say, oh, is it three something? Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Is that right then? There you go. Three. Starts with three. Well done. Point. Three point. I'm going to say one.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yes. Yes. Woo. Here we go. 3.1. What comes next? 3.1. Oh, this is a guess, but I'm going, this is muscle memory on the brain. 3.1. Oh, this is a guess, but I'm going-
Starting point is 00:14:05 This is muscle memory on the brain. 3.1. I want to say 426. Oh, you got the four. So, you got three points. It's 3.141592653589, et cetera, et cetera. Max, by the way, for people who are doing the quiz and know pie off by heart, you can have a maximum of five points there.
Starting point is 00:14:26 You can't have like 90 points because you know the first 90 digits of pie. Brady won't mention it, but I'll mention it. He's done a mile of pie, didn't you? You did this great video that Brady's done. The first million digits of pie. The first million. And you printed them out on paper, is that right? And put them out on an aircraft.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Indeed. A mile long piece of paper. Watch the video on Numberphile, people. It's fantastic. That's amazing. Yeah. The next question is about our stakeholders, our Patreon supporters. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:54 How many of our current Unmade Podcast Patreon supporters are called James? What's your guess? Oh, four. Okay. I will have accepted 10 because that's how many have the first name James or 12 because we also have a last name and a middle name. Four is incorrect. I apologise to the other Jameses who I have failed to note.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Okay. Even though I've presumably read your names out when I did the big- Oh, sorry, when Tommy Ball, Tim, did the big readout a little while ago. All right. On the same subject, what percentage of our stakeholders are Canadian? And I'm using the test of they've supplied us with a Canadian postal address because I can't know otherwise. What percentage of our stakeholders have supplied a Canadian postal address, because I can't know otherwise. What percentage of our stakeholders have supplied a Canadian postal address?
Starting point is 00:15:47 Well, as civilians, regular listeners know, we are absolutely huge in Canada. We are. And... Canadians always win stuff and send us stuff. And so, what's that percentage? I'm going to say 20%. Okay. Six percent.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Oh, six percent of Canada support the Unmade podcast. That's not quite. I don't think that's how the math works, but all right. Oh, okay. Sorry. All right. Here's one where I'm going to set a timer. I'll give you two minutes.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Amongst all our Patreon supporters, there are 20 who are the only person from that country. So, like, there's one person from that country. That happens 20 times. So, it's like, you know. Oh, right, yeah. A more obscure country or a rare country. I want to see how many of those 20 countries you can name. So, I want to hear countries from which we have only one Patreon supporter.
Starting point is 00:16:40 And I'll give you two minutes and I'll start the clock now. What do you reckon? united states of america no we have more than more than one how many people well this is so there's some obscure countries i think so i guess that's right i guess mentioning you know luxembourg and what else comes to mind i mean belgium and netherlands i mean we know we have a lot of we do get more than one we get a bit of contact from those places i guess i want to think of places you could go iran iraq um presuming we're not big in north korea um or Or China. Or I guess I could go into the sort of eastern bloc. Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, all the Stans.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Can I just name the Stans? No. Baltic states. No. Haven't got one yet. Where would this be? I guess there's Africa. Chad? How huge are we in Chad?
Starting point is 00:17:51 No, I think we're zero in Chad, unfortunately. Not one. Well, one. There has to be one. Tanzania? Tanzania? No. South Africa?
Starting point is 00:18:01 No. I imagine we'd have maybe more than one. Oh, gosh. No, Africa's not bearing any fruit. Ireland and the Great Britain is going to be too popular. There's too many people there. The Ukraine. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Whoa, we've got one in the Ukraine. Yes. Oh, legend, legend. Well, let's say Russia then as well. No. But I think we might have more than one in Russia. Oh, okay. Legend. Well, let's say Russia then as well. No. But I think we might have more than one in Russia. Oh, okay. Gosh.
Starting point is 00:18:29 That's your time up, man. That's your time up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, goodness me. Well, that's difficult. There's either no one in the ones that are more obscure or there are. Do you want to hear the ones you could have said? Were there one?
Starting point is 00:18:43 Brunei. Cyprus. Estonia. Faroe Islands. Guernsey, Greenland, Greece, Hong Kong, Croatia, Hungary, Indonesia, Iceland, Lithuania, Latvia, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Slovenia, Taiwan, Ukraine. Oh, okay. So, a little bit of Southeast Asia and through the Middle East. And a bit of Europe there. Hong Kong's not another nation, is it? Isn't Hong Kong part of China now?
Starting point is 00:19:09 For the purposes of that question and my spreadsheet, it is. Right, okay. I guess you did say China, although, no, I can't give you China because there probably are China. Sorry, man, one point. Geopolitics is often crafted on your spreadsheets. Yes. All right, here's one where I think you might pick up at least a point or two.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Actually, you'll pick up some points here. This is the topic of movies. Oh, okay. All right, here we go. Now, you're going to get six swings at this, so if you get one wrong, it means you can't get one right. You'll see what I mean in a minute. You can only name six, and once you've done six, you get no more guesses.
Starting point is 00:19:43 All right, all right. You can only name six. And once you've done six, you get no more guesses. All right. All right. What six colour code names are used by the bank robbers in Reservoir Dogs? Oh, okay. So if I get one wrong.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. Then I've got to stop. Then you're going to lose one. This is pretty easy. Yeah. Okay. So we've got Mr. White. Yeah. And we've got Mr. Pink.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yep. We've got Mr. Brown. Yep. We've got Mr. White, Pink. We've got Mr. Brown. Yep. We've got Mr. White, Pink and Brown. Mr. Blue. Yep. Doesn't play a very high role. No.
Starting point is 00:20:13 We've got Mr. There's no Mr. Black and there's no Mr. Purple. Because Pink wants to be purple instead, but he's not. And everyone wants to be Mr. Black. Everyone wants to be Mr. Black. Everyone wants to be Mr. Black. Yeah. That's cool. That's a cool sounding name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Mr. Blonde. Yes. And there's one more who must be- I feel like I'm looking through the guys in my head. That's all the big ones taken, the main characters. Pretty critical character, this one. We've got Mr. Blonde, white and taken, the main characters. Pretty critical character, this one. We've got Mr Blonde, White and Pink, the main characters. And, oh, no, Mr Orange. Mr Orange, of course.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You got it. You got all six. All six. Well done. Well done. All right. Now, here's one for you. What film defeated Pulp Fiction to win the 1995 Academy Award for Best Picture?
Starting point is 00:21:07 This is a good question for us. This is a good question for us, yes. I think everyone thinks in retrospect it should be Shawshank Redemption, but actually it was Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump, correct. Here's another one where you get three swings at the three correct answers. What were the other three nominees? Oh, golly.
Starting point is 00:21:27 This is 1994? 95. 95. But the films would have come out in 94, wouldn't they, for a 95 Oscar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's back when they only had five nominees for the Oscars, so there were two more. Look, I reckon I'm going to go The Lion King.
Starting point is 00:21:46 No. No, maybe that was the year later that came out in 95. I think that might be right. What else would have been around? There's no more arthouse films. The Weinstein Cup, you know, the Miramax were doing, they would have just had Pulp Fiction. There was nothing else small and arty.
Starting point is 00:22:04 So was there something big and commercial or was it the same year? No, it was late the next year or the year after for the one set in Africa. I can't think. I can't think what they were. All right, I'm going to put you as a zero there, I'm afraid, but I will now tell you the star of each film just to help you get it for fun. Right, okay. All right. Hugh Grant. Oh just to help you get it for fun. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:25 All right. Hugh Grant. Oh, Four Weddings and a Funeral. Yep. Yes. Let's go for Ray Fiennes. Ray Fiennes. So, he was in Schindler's List in 93, but 94, or they came out in 94 for 95.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Ray Fiennes and John Turturro. The film I'm thinking of, I quite quite like and I can't think of it. The one in North Africa, you know, with the she dies and the aeroplane and all that. That's The English Patient. The English Patient, yeah. Now, that's a couple of years later, isn't it? Well, that won Best Picture, didn't it? Yeah, well, no, that's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:22:57 So it's not that, but Ralph Fiennes. No, it's not that. No. Don't get mad at me. I'm not saying it's that. Did he do it? What other films Ralph Fiennes got business doing in between? Quiz Show.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Oh, yeah. Okay. And the other one, Tim Robbins. You said it. Tim Robbins? What do you mean? Morgan Freeman. Oh, in The Shawshank Redemption.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was that year as well. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I remember that one. But Quiz Show, I'd like to revisit Quiz Show. Was it better than it was? We were a bit underwhelmed at the time. It's a solid film.
Starting point is 00:23:27 It's a good film. Okay, next section. You ready? Theology, the Bible. How many James? Here we go, back to James. James again. Kind of, because I want you to, I will give you a point for each of the 12 apostles you can name.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I'm using the Gospel of Matthew, but I can freestyle it a bit, depending on how you go, because I know they're different across the Gospels. But let's go for the 12 apostles. The 12 apostles. Oh, this is terrible. And I'm going to give you three minutes. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Three minutes from now. Do you want to start naming some? Oh, I was just thinking about them. And there's Peter. Yep. And James and John. James and John. And Judas. Judas, yes.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Judas Iscariot. Yep. Yes. And then there's, what is it? Is it James the son of Elphius? Is that right? The other James. Yes, yes. Well done. Yes. Two Jameses Is it James, the son of Elphius? Is that right? The other James? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Well done. Yes. Two Jameses. You're right. Son of Elphius. And then I want to say, oh, gosh. Oh, this is terrible. God, this is hard.
Starting point is 00:24:42 No, this is. How many is that? Six? You've done five. How many is that? Six? You've done five, I think. So, six to go? You've got five. So, you've got seven to go. I don't mind you just throwing names out there, and I'll give you no's if they're not.
Starting point is 00:24:54 You don't lose points for wrong guesses or doubling up. Well, generally speaking, St. Paul is considered to be an apostle after the fact. No. When he becomes- No. No. You're becomes. No. You're not having him. Thaddeus.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yes. Some pretty common names here. Like, you know, normal names. Jeff Barry. Barry was a favourite. He was very very popular Barry. You're missing one that starts with B. No.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I can't think. One of them's a double up. One of them, there's two of these, but this one changed his name. So there's not two of them because one of the other guys you've already named changed his name. Well, Peter. Yeah. There's not two Peters.
Starting point is 00:25:49 No, but what was Peter called? Peter was called The Rock. What do you mean? What was he called? He had another name. He's known by another name, Peter. Like Jesus called this guy, Jesus called Peter, Peter, but that wasn't his name.
Starting point is 00:26:01 A bit like Prince. Oh, sorry. Yes, Simon Peter. Yes. Yes. Yes. So there's. Yes, Simon Peter. Yes. Yes. Yes. So there's another apostle called? Peter.
Starting point is 00:26:09 No. Oh, man. Called Simon. Time's up. I'll give you that one. I'll give you the Simon. There's another Simon. Simon the Canaanite.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Oh, right. What are the others? So you've got seven there. The ones you didn't name, you'll kick yourself. Matthew. Thomas. Of course. Bartholomew. Oh, yes't name, you'll kick yourself. Matthew. Thomas. Of course. Bartholomew.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Oh, yes. That's the B. Yes. Philip. Yes. And Andrew. And Andrew. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Seven's all right. No, it's not. It's awful. Okay. The next section, and this is one that people at home are going to struggle with, is Tim and my 1993 high school yearbook. The first. If I know more about this than I know about the disciples of Jesus. In our 1993 final school class photo.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yes. What two people are standing either side of Tim? So who are you standing in between in our final class photo? I think it's guys because we're up the back. And it's not you because you're a couple of people over. I remember leaning over to shake your hand or something. Tony. And.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Sam. It was Michael and Sam. It was Michael and Sam. You get one point. Oh, right. Okay. What a ridiculous question. Here's another one for you. That year in the annual football match against Temple College.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Yes. Our team triumphed 11 goals 7 to 4 goals 3. Right. What forward flanking player starred with a best on ground performance and for a bonus point, how many of the 11 goals did he score? What have we got? This person has taken his football abilities and developed them into quizmasker skills. Which he gets to control the narrative.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Whoever wins history controls the narrative of history. It was Brady Haran. Yes, that's one point. And the goals. Of 11. I'm going to say six of the 11 goals. He did. He scored six. Well 11. I'm going to say six of the 11 goals. He did. He scored six.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Well done. Maximum points. And was that the one where you got a cramp on the last goal? No, that was a different game. That was a different match. That was a different game. Okay. In the school magazine personal biography,
Starting point is 00:28:41 Tim named three celebrities that he would be willing to marry or hoped to marry. Oh, yes. Who were those three celebrities? Who was that? I think that was Demi Moore. And I'm wondering if it was, this might be the one where I named Jodie Foster and Nicole Kidman. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:00 It was Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman and Jodie Foster. Well done. There we go. You're doing way better at this than the Bible. It was Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman and Jodie Foster. Well done. Three points. There we go. You're doing way better at this than the Bible. Why do I remember the crushes from year 12 that I'm... In that same biography of himself, Tim named two future goals, two ambitions he hoped to accomplish in life. What were they?
Starting point is 00:29:24 Okay. Now, this requires some commentary. One of them is says to become the Prime Minister of Australia. Correct. However, that's an edit. I said I wanted to become the President of the Republic of Australia and that was changed by whatever teacher was editing the school book that year. Oh. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:47 They missed the whole point of your political commentary. I know. I was making a smart political commentary. They're obviously going, oh, poor Tim doesn't understand that it's prime minister, not president. Yeah. But they left Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman and Jodie Foster in. It's like, oh, he's on the money there. That's right.
Starting point is 00:30:06 And I said I wanted to do something else is that i think i actually think i said i want to make a million dollars is that right i'll give you half a point for that you said you wanted to make 50 million dollars by the age of 40 oh golly did you get close i'm only 50 million dollars behind and about seven years past it that's right all right oh dear new question i won't tell you the topic yet what do these people have in common max verstappen pope adrian the sixth who was the pope in 1522 right eddie van halen yes and rembrand I'm going to say they're all Dutch. Correct. Yeah, there we go. And we've got one more Dutch question for you.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I should have said Tim's dad, but that would have made it too obvious. Okay. I'll give you a point. For each Dutch municipality or city or town or big conurbation, you can name that has a population above 200,000. There are eight of them. There are eight Dutch cities or places there. So you mean like a province? No, not like a province, like a city.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Yeah, like a city. Okay, all right. Well, what is there? There's Amsterdam, of course, and there's Enschede, and there's Utrecht. Enschede is not one, but Utrecht is. Oh, Enschede is too small, is it? There's The Hague.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yes. I don't know if Brooklyn is too small. No, it's not on my list. Where else in Holland would be over 200,000? There's two more that I would have had a chance of. I'm not saying I would have got them, but there's two more I would have had a chance of. Three I wouldn saying I would have got them, but there's two more I would have had a chance of. Three I wouldn't have got at all.
Starting point is 00:31:47 I haven't been to Holland since I was four. I don't think I can think of any more. I'll give you a clue on one. It also ends with dam. Oh, Rotterdam. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Good. Nice. Thank you. And Enschede. You've got the top four, so that's good. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know anymore's good. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know anymore.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Eindhoven. I don't even know Eindhoven. Groningen, Tilburg, and Almere. I would have known Eindhoven because one of the best Dutch football teams is PSV Eindhoven. Right. Four points. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:19 The next question, or two questions, are brought to you by Hover. Hover, the domain registrar of choice for the Unmade podcast. If you ever need to register a domain, do what Tim and I do, register with Hover. Great interface, easy to use. We've talked about them all the time. Go to hover.com slash unmade. And I have two questions for you, Tim. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:42 The first one is, I want you to name three domain registrars that offer a better service than Hover. Three that offer a better service than Hover? I don't know any that offer a better service than Hover. Correct. It was a trick question. There are none that offer a better service than Hover. One point if you said there are none. And another question.
Starting point is 00:33:08 What percentage will people get off their first purchase if they go to hover.com slash unmade? 15%. No. No, or is it 10%? It's 10%. Let's re-edit that. Which is still very generous. Thank you, Hover.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Even though you're not giving 15% off, 10% is still very reasonable. And you just cost Tim a point as well. Seriously, Hover are fantastic supporters of the show, and I know lots of you are using them. Keep using them because that keeps them sponsoring us, and that's just great for the show. Hover.com slash unmade. And Tim got one point from a possible two there.
Starting point is 00:33:44 If people wonder if this show is real or not, you've just left in a mistake I've made about the sponsor. That's just... Classic. The next question is about KFC. Oh, here we go. We've got a few KFC questions, of course. I'm on safer ground here.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I'll give you a plus or minus two on this one. How old was Colonel Sanders when he died? Look, he looks pretty old, doesn't he? I mean, he's got a beard, but then again, he's probably eaten a lot of chicken, so not too old. Fried chicken. I'm going to go, for some reason in my mind, I've got 82. It was 90. Oh, wow. There you
Starting point is 00:34:26 go. And Tim, for another bonus point, in what US state did the Colonel die? In what US state? So you're implying that he wasn't then living in Kentucky where he was from, but perhaps, but I have no reason to believe he would be anywhere else unless of course all the kfc's in kentucky were rogue colonels and he would drive to you know mississippi or tennessee or somewhere to get a better kfc which would be ironic but i have no reason to say he wasn't in kentucky correct kentucky nice he wasn't born in Kentucky, but he died in Kentucky. And now, here's another one where you can really rack up some points here. I'm going to set a timer, get the timer ready.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Two minutes this time, Tim. Right. So, don't dilly-dally. We had a leak of the herbs and spices that you used to then make the recipe. So, you had to buy all these herbs and spices to make your own homemade KFC. What are the 11 herbs and spices? The time starts now. Well, I hadn't heard of any of them at the time.
Starting point is 00:35:33 So, look, there was white pepper. Yep, white pepper, yep. That was a big one. There's heaps. It's pretty much all white pepper. Turmeric? No. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:35:44 No. Well, what was that funny colored stuff that was in there then um there was something called i'm a shocking cook i don't know these names there was i i was just i was just looking for names and i just got the names and pulled them down and they looked weird there were things like not rock salt but other kinds of salt. I'll give you salt. Just normal salt is one. Well, just salt. Yeah. It's clearly salty.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah. There are other kinds of salt. There was another kind of, yeah. So there was some sort of weird salt that I didn't think was salt, like olive salt or something crazy like that. Or anchovy salt or something that doesn't make any sense. No. There was black pepper. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:28 No. Yes. Yep. Yep. There was some goodness. Goodness is in there. My mum always described food as being packed with goodness. 30 seconds. There was, what do you call oregano yes there was
Starting point is 00:36:48 some other stuff too and i can't remember what it is i'm thinking about the photo and all the things we spread out no No. There's no rosemary in it. There's no thyme. No. Yes, there was thyme. Yes. Is there thyme? Yep, you got thyme.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Ironically, I'm out of time. You are. You are. This just is further proof to me that you just don't listen or pay any attention to what happens in the Unmade podcast, but you get five. I actually cooked it for hours. I stood there and put all these things together in a supermarket and then put it together.
Starting point is 00:37:29 You did the work. Here's the ones you didn't say. Basil. Oh, yeah. Celery salt. Celery salt. That's the weird one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Yeah. Dried mustard. Paprika. Oh, paprika. Garlic salt. Yeah. Ground ginger. That's right.
Starting point is 00:37:43 There was ginger in it. That was a surprising one. My goodness, man. This next section is called My Good Friend Brady, who I pay lots of attention to. And I'm going to start the timer. In two minutes, I want you to correctly name as many of my YouTube channels as you can.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Go. I know your middle name, if that's helpful. I know you have Numberphile. Yes. There's the periodic videos. There is my favourite scientist. Oh, wow. That's an obscure one.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yeah, yeah. There is Bible decks. Yes. There is Bible Dex. Yes. There is Objectivity. Oh, yes. There is, it's not Deep Space Nine, but it's something like that. It's, that's one of the Star Treks, isn't it? And there's Brady Haran, The Next Generation.
Starting point is 00:38:41 and the next generation. I feel like that's, there's the periodic videos and then there's another, there's the objectivity and then there's the other, there's the more, just the, what's the main, there's a more science-y one, like a chemistry one, or is that in the, fancy one like a chemistry one or is that in the um uh um i don't think i can think of any more i think that's it you've got like a general one where you put other stuff that's like brady related and stuff like that but that's that's it well you've still got 15 seconds. Oh, right. Okay. I was looking them up. No, I haven't found them yet, but I can't think of any more than that. Let's call time on that.
Starting point is 00:39:31 And that's actually a credit. You got way more than I thought you would. That's five points for you, Tim. And for those playing along at home, you can have number file, number file two, periodic videos, 60 symbols, computer file. I guess you can have deep sky videos. Oh, yeah. That's that's it yeah deep space nine yep objectivity nottingham science brady stuff is my general one yeah yeah yeah i guess maybe
Starting point is 00:39:52 you can have hello internet and an unmade podcast maybe you could have bible decks philosophy file sci-fi food ski backstage science my favorite scientist words of the world i guess you can also have our sofa shop one but tim got five that's not bad surely that's i'm impressed i'm impressed you are impressed oh thank goodness yes yeah um how's your spelling uh i'm not a great speller all right i like to get the essence of a word more than the spelling. Four words for you to spell here. First of all, how do you spell TikTok, the video sharing app? I hate TikTok. T-I-K-T-O-K, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Correct. Well done. Thank you. How do you spell Roblox, the online gaming platform, Roblox? I've never heard of this. Roblox, the online gaming platform, Roblox. I've never heard of this. Roblox, R-O-B-L-O-X. Yes. Woo!
Starting point is 00:40:54 I'm down. I'm down with the cool spelling. You are down. How do you spell the Canadian singer The Weeknd? spell the Canadian singer The Weeknd. I think the the bit is, is it just T-H or T-H-E? Anyway, then it's all the vowels removed. The W-K-N-D.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, is that right? W-K-N-D. The Weeknd that right? W-K-N-D. The Weekend. No, he does keep the two first two E's. Does he? The Weekend. The Weekend. Okay, otherwise it's just a bunch of letters. It's just one E he loses, so that's a correct answer.
Starting point is 00:41:35 And at least he doesn't do what a lot of hip-hop artists do, which is change the to that, like T-H-A, like the dong pound. Or da. Yeah. Da. Da. Da Weekend. Duh weekend. Duh weekend.
Starting point is 00:41:47 And last one I want you to spell for me. Beelzebub. Oh, wow. B-double-E. An alias of the devil. Alza. I don't know how he does goes from the B-E. Just B-double-E-L.
Starting point is 00:42:03 I don't think he particularly cares how it's spelled. How does he spell it on his name tag when he turns up? I'll just go B-E-E-L-Z-something-B-U-B. Zed, Belzebub. I'll say Belzebub. Belzebub? Belzebub. Maybe I.
Starting point is 00:42:22 You should have gone for an E there instead of an A. Okay. All right. Bell-z-a-bub. You got everything else right. Okay. Yeah, your joining vowel was wrong. It's B-double-E-L-Z-E-B-U-B.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Two points. Next, I want to talk to you about the year 1976. Oh, nice. Good vintage. Yes, indeed. Aging well. Good vintage. Yes, indeed. Ageing well. Good eggs were laid that year. How do you write 1976 in Roman numerals?
Starting point is 00:42:54 Oh, yeah, right. Oh, well, you go XV111, so that's 19. Why don't you use your pen and paper here, write it down, and then read me your answer. This is making for great podcasting. It was me that suggested this. Yeah, yeah. So it's the.
Starting point is 00:43:12 There's no chance I would have got this right, by the way. I don't know what the 500. So it starts M because I think M is the thousand. It's the millennium. And then there would be something for the 500 and then something to take it to the nine. And v1 let's start at the back and then so what's the i reckon there's a c in there what's how do you get 70 i don't know this is long i'm trying to picture the end credits of abc television programs before 2000 where at the end they said copyright and then
Starting point is 00:43:46 it had that all written out and it's really long yeah but it's something like mcc you know v uh something something vi that's how it would be come on then give us a give us a give us an answer for the sake of i did i just gave you an answer. MCC-VVI. That was incorrect. What? Hang on, let me try again. It's MCMLXXVI. So what's the L?
Starting point is 00:44:13 The L is the 50, is that right? The 50 and then you go the two Xs to take it to 70 and then you've got the six. CM, maybe because the C is back before the second M, it comes back 100 years. Yeah, it. Maybe because the C's back before the second M. It comes back 100 years. Yeah, it comes back. Does it take... Yeah, it's 2,000, but the C takes 100 off the 2,000.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's very clever. Okay. No, smart dude, those Romans. There were two Olympic Games in 1976, a Winter Olympics and a Summer Olympics. Oh, yeah. Because back then they were held in the same year.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Yep. Where were the two held? Where were they held, the two Olympics? Was the Summer Olympics in Montreal or was that 1980? Correct. No, Montreal? No, correct. Yep, correct.
Starting point is 00:44:54 1980 was Moscow. I stopped following. I mean, I didn't know the Winter Olympics existed until they went to Calgary in 1988. Yeah. So I would have no idea. So I'll say somewhere European. Okay, yeah, go. And if you guess the country, I'll give it to you.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Where would it have likely have gone? In winter? Let me cheat and say Scandinavia somewhere. No, it was in Austria, Innsbruck. Oh, okay. What famous company was formed in 1976 on April the 1st? This is around the time that, you know, I'm thinking the tech guys are playing in their garages,
Starting point is 00:45:28 Microsoft, Apple, that kind of thing. It feels a bit early for, no, it wouldn't be for, let's say, let's go with Apple. I'm going to say Apple. Correct. It was the Apple Computer Company. There we go. And it became Apple Computer Inc. in 1977,
Starting point is 00:45:44 but it was called the Apple Computer Company in 76. And last, last but not least for this section, which Spice Girl was born in 1976? Oh, golly. I don't know any way to deduce this, but I think all the Spice Girls were a little bit older than us if we're born in 1976, and maybe except for the youngest. So I'll say baby spice
Starting point is 00:46:06 correct well deduced very well deduced well played yes all right this section is the international organization for standardization basically the organization that make official symbols that you then see on street signs and in airports and stuff like that. And I'm going to send you five official symbols, and I want you to tell me what these symbols mean. Okay? Okay. Are these like brand name symbols or they're what sort of? No, they're like symbols.
Starting point is 00:46:39 They're just like they're instructive symbols. Okay. Okay. I will put them in the show notes if people want to look at them. They'll be on the screen for the YouTube video. And for those who are just listening, Tim will describe them before he has his guess at what they mean. Yep.
Starting point is 00:46:52 So, Tim, do everyone a solid and tell people what you're seeing and then tell us your guess. Okay. Here comes number one. Okay, so I'm looking at what's affectionately known, I think, as the Ghostbusters sign, except instead of a ghost, there is a cigarette. So this is a no smoking sign. Correct.
Starting point is 00:47:11 No smoking. Here's the next one. Oh, so this is the same sort of Ghostbusters sign, you know, the red circle with a line through it. And then there's a rope that's hanging down in the middle of it in a knot. So I guess no rope guess no tying knots. It could be, why would there be a sign saying no tying knots in rope? Perhaps on a port or a barge where it's very important the ropes are kept very clean,
Starting point is 00:47:37 ready to be used. So no tying knots in the rope. Exactly. That means no tying knots in the rope. Exactly. That means no tying knots in the rope. Nice. Well done. I'm looking for some deeper existential meaning. It's literally just a rope with a knot in it.
Starting point is 00:47:55 What are you seeing now? Oh, right. Okay. So this is a triangle, often looks like a road sign. It's yellow. The pointy bit of the triangle is at the top. And then in the middle, it's got like what looks like a little explosion. It's almost like if a bug has flown along and gone splat onto it.
Starting point is 00:48:13 So maybe it's a warning about dynamite being used in the area. That is the sign for a laser beam. Oh, yeah, there's a line coming in from the side. No. That's the laser beam. Yeah. That's going out, I think. Right. Don't look at me, man. I've always thought that was a stupid sign for laser beams. Totally. What's this one mean? Right. Well, this one I know. This is the same sort of triangle yellow, you know, sign again, but in this case
Starting point is 00:48:40 there's a bull. So, this is what you'd put on a paddock to warn people that there's a bull in that paddock. So So be careful if you're crossing it. You're right. I can't believe they have an official sign for a bull, but yep, it's the sign for bull. And here's the fifth one. What does this one mean? All right. This is back to the Ghostbusters sign again, but it seems to have a oh, okay. So this is like the hip bone and a hip joint, but someone's had an orthopaedic surgeon put in a new hip.
Starting point is 00:49:09 So I imagine this is saying anyone with a steel hip, they're going to go through, it's going to be a warning to not bring something metallic into the area. It's going to be on one of those metal detectors or something like that. You can't come through here if you've got a metal hip. You're right. It means no access for people with metallic implants. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Four points. Well played. What sort of thing is going on that people can't go in? I mean, there might be a sign warning people it's going to go off, like you've got some, you know. Well, you wouldn't be able to go into an MRI scanner because the magnets would rip the stuff out of your body maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Oh, indeed, yeah. Okay. It also looks a little bit like someone eating a black ice cream or singing into a microphone. That's what I was hoping you might get foxed, but I forget you spend so much time with old people that, you know, hip joints and replacements are just like, you know, commonplace for you. I was literally talking with a retired orthopaedic surgeon today
Starting point is 00:50:03 here just outside my office. Okay, our next section is literature. And you're going to have a question here about something I know you're interested in, the Booker Prize. The Booker Prize is awarded for the best novel written in English and published in the United Kingdom or Ireland. It used to just be open to sort of Commonwealth citizens, but in 2014 they widened it to just English language novels, just for people who don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:28 But it's a writing prize for novels. Five authors have won the Booker Prize twice. I'll give you a point for each one you can name, and I'll start a two-minute timer about now. Margaret Atwood has won it twice. Yep. Ian. Oh, no, hang on. Has Ian McEwan? No. He won it for Amsterdam. That's annoying. I don't know. Selman Rushdie
Starting point is 00:50:56 hasn't won it twice. Who else has won it twice? Oh, Australian Peter Carey has won it twice. Indeed. Indeed. Correct. JM Coetzee has won it twice. Yes. I don't think Ian McEwan won it twice, but maybe he did. No, I think he only won it for Amsterdam.
Starting point is 00:51:19 No. Yeah. He's been nominated again. A lot of these people have been nominated multiple times. Yes. Any names popping into your head? Who have you read? There's no one.
Starting point is 00:51:30 I've read nearly all of them, but I don't remember because I had a book club where we systematically worked through them. That's why. But I don't remember who else has won it twice. Well, who are some books you've read once and maybe they won it twice and you don't realise? You've got 15 seconds. Well, Iris Murdoch.
Starting point is 00:51:51 No. Or John Banville. Or Ian McEwan. There's your time up. Okay. There's your time up. Who were the other two? You got three, which is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:52:02 The other two were J.G. Farrell. All right. And Hilary Mantel.G. Farrell. All right. And Hilary Mantel. Oh, of course. She won it recently. Yeah. That's after our book club closed. And I don't remember the other guy at all.
Starting point is 00:52:13 He mustn't have got to his stuff. Here is a, I invited stakeholders to submit a question. And this one came from Colonel Katrina herself. Oh, dear. Yes. Colonel Katrina wants to know, in the book book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, name three things that the caterpillar ate on Saturday. Lettuce?
Starting point is 00:52:33 No. Oh. Well. Doesn't he start with lettuce? Doesn't he munch through the lettuce and then work through it? Yeah, but on Saturday, I think on Saturday he goes off piste and just goes crazy eating all sorts of normal stuff, you know. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Oh, my girls. He goes on a feast on Saturday and eats lots of unhealthy stuff. Let me start a timer because you're obviously going to have to do some serious guessing here. Oh, yes, okay. I'll start a two-minute timer, and I've given you a bit of a clue by saying it's unhealthy stuff. Think of unhealthy things you'd eat in a children's book.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yes, I guess it would be something like a little cupcake. Yes, a cupcake. A cupcake, yep. A three-piece feed from KFC. No. Well, that would be nice. I feel like I want to say a tomato, but perhaps that's one of the other days.
Starting point is 00:53:21 No. Or an apple, you know, those sorts of things. What else happens on that day? Think less healthy. A sausage? Is a sausage one of them? Yes. Yes, a sausage. This is the deep recesses of my sleep-depraved mind many years ago with the kids. Yeah. It was nothing more contemporary, like chips or anything like that. They were more sort of No chips.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Classically yummy old stuff. Was it something like treacle or pancakes or something? No, I don't- No, I haven't got those. I think I've come up stumps then. I'm stumped. Stumped? Just name some yummy stuff or something you'd like to eat or- Quarter pounder?
Starting point is 00:54:02 No. Jelly? Ice cream? Yep. I'ller. No. Jelly. Ice cream. Yep. I'll give you that. Ice cream cone was one. I'll give you ice cream. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Pavalova is presumably not known. No. By the author. Sweets. No. Like lollies. That kind of thing. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:22 I'll give you a lollipop. Yep. Lollipop. Oh, yeah. A jambalina fromllipop. Yep, lollipop. Oh, yeah. A jambalina from Balfour's in South Australia. No. Oh, I'd love one of those right now, though. All right.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I'll put one in the post for you. What other stuff do you have? You know, there's sort of- There's your time. There's your time's up. What else? So, you've got four there. The full list is a piece of chocolate cake, ice cream cone, a pickle,
Starting point is 00:54:46 a slice of Swiss cheese, a slice of salami, one lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, and a slice of watermelon. Oh, yeah, okay. I remember the watermelon. All right, this next section is called magnitude. I want you to guess some numbers, and you have to get within 10%. You've got a 10% buffer. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:04 What do you mean? You're going to give me sums and or- I'll give you a question. Yeah. And the answer is a number, which I don't expect you could possibly know. But if you get within 10%, I'll give it to you. And is this something where you would have known the answer or is this like a non- I wouldn't have got these.
Starting point is 00:55:21 No, I wouldn't have got these. Okay. They're not well-known numbers like pi or something. This is like a 1 million times 5 million. Yep. If you let me ask one, you'll get the idea. Great. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:55:34 How many stairs from the ground to the top of the Eiffel Tower? This is not how many you're allowed to climb. You're only allowed to climb a certain number of them. You can't climb all the way to the top. But if you can climb to the top how many stairs ground to the top of the eiffel tower the very tip not just to that base area where you okay no up to the top up to the top all right so i could do some thinking what is it like 100 meters up or more and i don't know a step is a few it's like three oh look it's gonna be it's gonna be a about a thousand one thousand one thousands you guess okay i'm afraid you
Starting point is 00:56:18 haven't got scored the points there but you were thinking wasn't terrible. It's 1,665. Well, that's not bad. So you're in the right magnitude. So 1,665. But you didn't get within the 10% there. Okay. But your thinking was good. How many moons does Saturn have?
Starting point is 00:56:39 This is where my whole life I would have said eight. But I feel like, or is it Jupiter? No, no, no. It's Saturn that has, no, Saturn has, which is the one with all the moons? Is it Jupiter that has all the moons? Or is it Saturn that has all the moons? I'll tell you they both have a lot of moons. They both have a lot of moons.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I feel like one of them has more. I feel like I want to say eight, but then I feel like you've told me at some stage in the last few years that, oh, there's actually like one more or there's actually many more or something that you've just hidden somewhere and found. But I'll go with eight. I'm afraid you're quite a distance off there. Saturn has 83 moons. That's what I said. Eighty. And lastly, how many Instagram followers does Audrey, my chihuahua, have?
Starting point is 00:57:29 This is one of those vast numbers. It's, well, for a dog, it's surprisingly large. It's very impressive. I want to say, it's probably much more than this, but I feel like I want to say 1,500, but I think it might be a few thousand. Am I right? Yeah. 1,500?
Starting point is 00:57:48 1,500 is what I'm saying. It's 11,100. She is quite the influencer. Yes. She is quite the influencer. We're getting near the end. This section is called postcodes. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:04 What is the postcode for Beverly Hills? 90210. Correct. What is the postcode for the Adelaide Oval, the big stadium in the centre of Adelaide? I assume it's 5000. It's in the CBD. It's in North Adelaide, though, technically, though, isn't it? Is that 5001 or something?
Starting point is 00:58:23 Or is, no, I'm going to say 5000. It's 5006 oh gosh what is the postcode for malvin uniting church 5061 correct and lastly what is the postcode for wimbledon where they hold the tennis tournament how am i gonna know there's a chance you might know this because quite often they refer to it by its postcode rather than Wimbledon. It's like a bit of a nickname for it. Oh, right. Okay. Well, let me think about this because the postcodes sort of have letters in them.
Starting point is 00:58:55 They look like sort of complicated. They look more like number plates than they do postcodes for the UK. So, I'm going to say it's something like, you know, WW001 or something like that. Is that right? It's SW19. Okay. So it usually refers to what part of London it's in.
Starting point is 00:59:17 So SW means southwest and 19 is usually an idea of how far out it is. Ah, yes, okay. SW19. Two points for you there, Tim. This is the last section. Whoa. Here's the last section. Gosh, that's come quick.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Everyone listening is going, are you serious? No, it hasn't. At last. Here are the last lines from films, and I want you to tell me what film they're from. Oh, cool. This is nice. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. That is Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs. Correct. Roads. Where we're going, we don't need roads. Oh, that is Back to the Future. Yes. Ernest Hemingway once wrote, the world is a fine place and worth fighting for.
Starting point is 01:00:07 I agree with the second part. Yes. Now, what's this? I know this. Ernest Hemingway. Ernest Hemingway. This is the Shawshank Redemption. That's red talking.
Starting point is 01:00:17 No. Isn't it red talking? No. No, but it's- It's Morgan Freeman though, isn't it? I can hear him saying it. Yes. It is Morgan Freeman. Hang on. Give me? I can hear him say it. It is Morgan Freeman.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Hang on. Give me another chance. Give me another chance. No. You've lost it. You can try to figure it out. Hang on. Hang on.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Hang on. No, no, no. I know. Seven. It's seven. It was seven. Yes. You didn't get the point.
Starting point is 01:00:38 How about this? He's the master of the voiceover. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. Yes, that's the Shawshank Redemption. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Morgan Freeman strikes again. What film has the last line, I'll be right here? Ah, that's a good one. I'll be right here. Forrest Gump. No. Oh. I'll act it out for you this time, man, and I'll try and do the voice.
Starting point is 01:01:09 You watching? Yeah. I'll be right here. Ah, E.T. Yeah. So three points there. I'm thinking Forrest Gump because, you know, he's near the grave at the end and, oh, no, but then he goes, you know, I'll be right here or something.
Starting point is 01:01:26 But, of course, then there's that little epilogue with the kid catching the bus and stuff, so with the feather again. Yeah. That's a good one. I could do that last section for an hour. I like that. That's a good one. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:40 How many points did you score? Shall I add it up? Yes, indeed. If my calculations are correct, which they may well not be. Yes. I reckon you got 74 points. Out of a possible. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:04 I don't know that. Well, that doesn't mean anything then. Well, it does to the people who are playing against you. Oh, right. Okay. Yes. So people playing at home who are keeping their own tally, see if they can outdo Tim's 74. 74. How'd you feel about that quiz?
Starting point is 01:02:19 Was that all right? What were your reflections? Anything that was fair, unfair, enjoyable, not enjoyable? It was all fair and I really enjoyed it and I'm kicking myself at a few points. But that's the point of a quiz, that things you should know you can't put your mind on, even if they're bleeding obvious at other times. No, that was good. I liked that a lot.
Starting point is 01:02:39 All right. That's a good- It's a good one asking about things I know about me. There's that classic Friends episode. Have you seen that where the girls are playing the boys for the apartment in Friends? And then at one stage they just say, what is Chandler's job? Yeah. And they've gotten, they're totally stumped.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Their best friend. And they've got no idea what his job is. I've been watching, I know you, I don't think you watch it, but I've been watching Married at First Sight Australia. It's a bit of a phenomenon over here and there was a couple that got that got married and they'd been married for i reckon two or three weeks and the guy was saying to the woman i think you're a bit self-centered you're a bit all about yourself and like you know you're you don't and and she was saying no i'm not i'm a really good wife i care and you know i'm not i'm a good person he's like no you're completely self-absorbed. And she was saying she wasn't. And then he just turned to her and said, what's my job?
Starting point is 01:03:28 That'd be made three weeks, you know, and she had no idea what his job was. So, it's the exact same thing. Oh, that's classic. Well, let us know how you did on the quiz, people. You know, post some of your scores and your answers and things like that. I love a good quiz. I love it. I promise I won't do them too often, but, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:45 we'd like the occasional bean dish quiz. We could make every episode this if you like. I just love this. This is fantastic. I love quiz too. I think we might see a bit of a drop off in our listener figures if we did that, but, yeah. It could be another podcast and we just give it a go.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I do like it. I think people seem to like it when we don't, when we unmake podcasts rather than make them, man. That seems to be our particular wheelhouse. Yes. Thank you for that. Thank you for the work. I really appreciate you preparing all that.
Starting point is 01:04:14 I love it. I love it. I can't get enough of it. Thank you, people, for listening. A reminder, thanks to Hover, because we didn't give them a very proper ad this time. Consider them, people. Hover.com slash Unmade. And become, people. Hover.com slash Unmade.
Starting point is 01:04:25 And become a Patreon supporter. Patreon.com slash Unmade FM. We do all sorts of fun things there. And just quietly, I haven't even told Tim about this yet, but I've worked on another special little gift to send out to patrons and Patreon supporters that's currently in production at a little workshop not far from my house. Another good reason to become a supporter.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Oh, wow. I'll fill you in later. Right. Considering it's being paid for from our budget, so I probably should pay you at some point. The Patreon supporters know more about what's happening with our planes than I do.

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