The Viall Files - E580 Vanderpump, Bachelor, and Coronation Recap with Dave Holmes
Episode Date: May 9, 2023Welcome back to The Viall Files: Freestyle Edition! Today we are joined by friend of show Dave Holmes to talk all things Vanderpump, Bachelor Nation news, and King Charles’ coronation. We discuss Ke...ndall Jenner wearing $7000 pants, why Justin Bieber was seen running in jeans, and Dave watching Prince Harry play polo. We then dive into last week’s episode of Vanderpump, and if we think the footage has been edited or staged. “I don’t know who I am, but I want to be a role model.” Start your 7 Day Free Trial of Viall Files + here: https://viallfiles.supportingcast.fm/ Please make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss an episode and as always send in your relationship questions to asknick@theviallfiles.com to be a part of our Monday episodes. Join us for our new LIVE show on Thursdays at 9PM ET/6PM PT on Amp, available in the Apple app store. Android User? Listen here: https://www.onamp.com/ To Order Nick’s Book Go To: http://www.viallfiles.com If you would like to get some texting advice on Office Hours send an email to asknick@theviallfiles.com with “Texting Office Hours” in the subject line! To advertise on the show, contact sales@advertisecast.com or visit https://www.advertisecast.com/TheViallFiles THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Manscaped - Get 20% off + free shipping with the code VIALL at https://www.manscaped.com Episode Socials: @viallfiles @nickviall @daveholmes @alison.vandam @liffordthebigreddog @dereklanerussell
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what's going on everybody welcome back to another exciting episode of the vile fowls
freestyle edition aka vanderpump recap aka whatever the hell we want to talk about
and we are very very excited because the return of one of our favorite friends of show the one
the only dave holmes who makes his premiere guest appearance on freestyle before it's always been
batch of recaps that's true oh we've never been loose like we've been loose so nowestyle before it's always been Batcha Recaps. That's true.
Oh, we've never been loose like this. We've been loose.
So now it's like we can talk about
whatever the fuck we want to talk about.
We got a coronation that happened over the weekend.
I missed it all.
So I'm eager to hear it all.
Justin Bieber's running in jeans.
Did you see that?
No, I didn't see that.
He was running in jeans.
And Lenny Kravitz is working out in biker boots.
I think there's some kind of reckoning coming.
That tracks.
That absolutely tracks to me.
Can I tell you, when I first moved to LA,
I was at Crunch in West Hollywood,
and next to me on a treadmill one day
was Dave Navarro, just walking an incline,
no shirt, leather pants, big boots.
And I was like, yep, this is Dave Navarro.
This is Dave Navarro.
Would you rather run?
Big nipple rings.
Oh, my.
Would you rather run in jeans or do?
Leather.
Like, would you rather run in jeans or have, like,
but with sneakers or work out in biker boots,
but with, like, proper, like, shorts?
Jeans and sneakers.
I feel like, yeah, I feel like it's probably within my lifetime
that people stop doing
that well like the idea of like running shorts and even like running shoes is kind of new am i
doing cardio or my weight lifting i'd say you're doing a mixed circuit uh you're doing some like
hit training like let's say crossfit kind of thing so you're sweating a lot you're moving quickly but
you're also doing some proper footwear for sure you need proper so you're also doing some weightlifting. I need proper footwear. Yeah, you need proper. So you're going to squat in jeans?
Well, I mean, I'm assuming the option is jeans and some sort of sneaker, athletic shoe.
Yes, like a practical athletic shoe.
And I think Justin was wearing North Face or something.
New Bounce.
New Bounce.
New Bounce.
Okay, he's wearing New Bounce, which is an athletic shoe.
Here's the thing.
A jean will breathe.
You know what I mean?
A jean is better than leather.
Yeah, it's better than leather. Yeah, it's better than leather.
Sure, it's better than leather.
But then I thought the other option was some sort of boot with a sweat pant.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, the shoe.
The shoe is more important.
Interesting.
If I'm lifting, I can go boot and sweat pant.
But if I have to run, and if CrossFit, there's quite a bit of running.
Yeah.
There's some running.
Yeah.
Like everyone in LA, I did my one year sentence.
Yeah.
And I enjoyed it.
It was like I was in shape for that year of my life and it felt really good.
And then the workout starts and you're here down with the sickness for the nine millionth
time.
There's a lot, yeah.
It's rough.
It's rough.
I did CrossFit for a year and a half.
And also, I stopped just before I got injured like everyone else I know got injured. Everyone hurt their back or their ankle or their what? Yeah. It's tough. I think CrossFit's been a year and a half. And also, I stopped just before I got injured like everyone else I know
got injured.
Everyone hurt their back
or their ankle or their what?
Yeah, it's tough on the body.
I had some shoulder issues
from it.
What was your box?
Where'd you go to do CrossFit?
In Eagle Rock.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, where I was living
at the time.
This was pre-bachelor.
You lived in Eagle Rock?
Yeah, that's where
I first lived.
I thought you moved
to that way.
Wow.
Okay.
I thought it was Venice.
No, Venice was after downtown and after
eagle rock how long have you been here eight years whoa wow that's a lot of ground to cover
in eight years uh eagle rock venice no eagle rock downtown venice and the valley and now and now
valley village the vanderpump valley yes everyone's up here. The Vanderpump Valley.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
I feel like I didn't realize that I basically infiltrated their home base.
Yep.
Yep.
Or they really infiltrated mine.
That's true.
Jax and Brittany were right around the corner.
Very excited about that.
So anytime there's an external of their house on their little, on their rewatch show.
You're like right
by them i'm a stone's throw have we ever spoken to one another no we have not uh last time i
spoke with jacks was in san diego at an event while my season of the bachelor was airing and
britney um she was very sweet yeah asked for a picture took a picture then jack's like let's all get a picture
and he's the only person i've ever said no to and then he went on like watch what happens and like
it got made a through a big fit about it well you know to be honest at the time why did i say no
yeah because i was it was a nightclub and i was with some friends promoting the opening of their
club which was also fine but quite honestly at the time, all I knew about Vanderpump and all I knew about Jax
Taylor was he was essentially that he was Tom Sandoval.
I saw Tom Sandoval.
It would be like if I was The Bachelor today going out while my season's airing and people
are wondering if I'm an engaged man and if I'm and I'm like, I don't want to be taking
a picture with Tom Sandoval.
Yeah.
And that's kind of how I saw Jax Taylor, you know, kind of a guy who's just known for constantly
like, yeah, you know, cheating on and, and not a brand you want to be associated with.
So I was like, no, I'm good.
Yeah.
I get it.
He took great offense to it.
Should we ask him on the podcast?
Maybe.
Yeah.
I think, yeah, it's time.
It seems like he's turned a corner.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I can't vouch.
Yeah.
Uh, you know, I know our neighbors, we are neighbors like he's turned a corner, maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I can't vouch. Yeah. But you are neighbors.
We are neighbors.
Big fence.
A big, you know, keep your dogs off the grass, off the, you know, one square yard patch of
grass in the front.
A lot of white cars.
The couples that all moved to the valley.
How many white cars do they have?
I guess just two.
I'm getting a new car today.
I'm getting rid of the white, getting the black.
Of what?
Audi. I don't care about cars. I was like, can I just get the new car today. I'm getting rid of the white, getting the black. Of what?
Audi.
I don't care about cars.
I was like, can I just get the same?
Okay.
Is this a lease situation?
Yeah.
Okay.
I was going to keep it, but- I'm going to do the black vanity plate.
Black vanity?
No.
You know how in California you can get the black plate for more?
Like the black background with yellow lettering?
If you're getting a black car, you should do that.
Can you order that for me?
I'll figure it out.
What do you want it to say?
Jeff's dad?
No.
Oh.
I just want.
I'm not getting a custom.
Love.
L-U-V.
Yeah, don't.
Don't.
Don't.
That's.
No.
Can I just get a number?
Yeah, you can.
You can do like a random one.
You want it to be boring.
But still have to be black.
Oh, God.
I don't need it.
I don't need to identify myself.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like the blue check of cars. Yeah, you better be a good driver if you're going to have a distinctive, memorable license plate. Okay don't need it. I don't need to identify myself. That's what I'm saying. It's like the blue check of cars.
Yeah, you better be a good driver if you're going to have a distinctive, memorable license
plate.
Okay, you're right.
I'll get you a normal one.
Why are you getting his license plate anyway?
What?
Why are you getting his license plate?
Because Nick's not going to do it.
Also, I'm fine with the basic white one.
I do not care.
I'm not a car guy.
I could give a shit.
I just need to get to places.
Whatever.
Dave, have you ever
dreamed of a vanity plate do you know what you would put on one i have never no i was just talking
about this with someone else no i'm not doing it no you get a honk that says that yeah no no no i've
just never i've never had anything that i will like anything any permanent thing like that or a
bumper sticker i just it's like no no like capricious i changed
my mind too many times and i would be annoyed with my choice immediately so can we bring the
justin bieger bieber bieger justin bieger bieger those are supposed to be seven thousand dollar
pants those are seven thousand dollar pants that's kendall jenner and they're made of leather
but they're quote an optical illusion to look like denim. They definitely look like denim.
They look like old, like, no disrespect.
But they're leather.
They look like Old Navy jeans from the way they fit.
That's no disrespect to Old Navy, just to say that it's a very generic, mass-produced,
widely available.
No, I'm not sure.
Can we disrespect them?
I don't, is it?
I didn't want to disrespect it by comparing it to Old Navy.
Because Old Navy has some good stuff.
Yeah.
Look at this.
I don't think Kendall Jenner paid for those to begin
with, so whatever.
And if she did, it's a drop in the bucket.
Those look like a giant waste of money.
And if they are leather,
are leather
pants comfortable?
I think they're hot.
A loose leather, I don't know
how that would be.
This is a baggy leather.
Leather pants are comfortable. They are. More comfortable or less comfortable than jeans? A loose leather, I don't know. I don't know how that would be. A baggy leather. This is a baggy leather. What?
Leather pants are comfortable. They are.
More comfortable or less comfortable than jeans.
Depends on what you're doing.
Because like Amanda said, they get hot.
So when you're like running around setting up a party and you're wearing leather, it's
But just like in general, if comfort is the name of the game, would you rather be wearing
a jean or a leather pant?
I feel like leather's a little softer on the crotch when you sit.
Interesting.
Interesting. Because sometimes jeans are like... Well, I would say jean or a leather pant? I feel like leather's a little softer around the crotch when you sit. Interesting. Because sometimes jeans
are like...
Well, I would say jean.
I guess I would say
I don't think I could imagine you...
Have you ever worn leather pants?
I've worn...
Allie showed me
a wonderful pair of leggings
that has kind of like
a finish that's vaguely leather.
Those are leggings.
Those are leggings.
I do actually...
I have a pair of leather pants
that I've yet to take out
of my closet for their debut.
You know those
clothing items
where you're like,
I like you and I'm not going to return you,
but I need to feel like I have some kind...
Yeah, I'm not ready.
Yeah, it's got to be a moment.
You got to feel swaggy.
Yeah, it's got to be a moment.
I had a pair of leather pants once in about the year 1999.
And I think I wore them once and I was so self-conscious.
Were they black leather?
They were black leather.
And I can't even speak to their comfort because I was so mentally and emotionally uncomfortable. so self-conscious. Were they black leather? They were black leather. And,
and I,
I can't even speak to their comfort because I was so mentally and emotionally uncomfortable.
Yeah.
During the whole experience.
Well,
that's,
that really is the,
you can't wear clothes if you,
if,
if you,
if you're not feeling.
Exactly.
Good about yourself.
That was the lesson.
That's really the trick.
Yeah.
Give me a jean.
Give me a jean.
She looks,
it kind of looks great in the photo.
I mean,
this whole photo is, looks weirdly airbrushed. Like a genuinely, not Give me a jean. She looks kind of looks great in the photo. I mean, this whole photo looks weirdly
airbrushed. Like, it genuinely, not
only her face. Yeah, I've never seen
a traffic thing that color
either. Like, what
Mario land are we in? Well, her
bodyguard looks like a sim.
It does. He hasn't been
put to work yet. What if they are
AI? I feel very concerned
about the future with, like, deep fake technology the way it is now. Like, I think video footage is going to work yet. What if they are AI? I feel very concerned about the future with deep fake technology the way it is now.
I think video footage is going to lose credibility as an eyewitness situation.
Right now, you can really tell.
And when people can't tell, I'm concerned.
But yeah, I feel like the day is coming when we won't be able to tell.
Okay, what are we looking up?
Are we looking up Bieber?
No, we're looking at just the paper jeans.
He doesn't look like he was jogging.
I think he just at one point needed to pick up his pace.
I don't think he's like running.
Yeah, this does not feel...
Yeah, you're not going to jog through a parking lot.
Like it's like, oh, sorry, I'm running on a tiny bit late.
Let me cut off a minute.
He's also not even on the side of the street.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like...
In a parking lot.
Yeah, it's a parking lot.
And someone calls us running?
Well, it does say... What's the headline here? It also got picked up by runnersworld. Yeah. He's like- In a parking lot. Yeah, it's a parking lot. And someone calls us running? Well, it does say-
What's the headline here?
It also got picked up by runnersworld.com.
Oh, for the love of-
Justin Bieber did his morning runner jeans-
And it says Bieber is a known runner.
And the internet's losing it.
Well, yeah, no.
He's just in the middle of the street.
He's just running a little bit late, and he needs to jump in.
Why are there three Mercedes-Benz behind him?
What an ad.
Is this sponsored by Mercedes-Benz?
There are literally three, the only three cars behind.
He looks like he's running in traffic, and there's three Mercedes-Benz behind him.
And they don't even blur out the license plate.
Yeah, this feels coordinated.
Yeah.
No.
They do on the other two, but not the one that's closest.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
The internet is losing it.
Okay, that has lost its power as a headline.
The internet is always losing it.
Losing it is the job of the internet.
Literally.
It's like the internet is freaking out about it.
Yeah, but there's a video.
Six fucking people.
Well, I think this is just someone covering it with the photos.
Just this overall look, I'm not feeling.
No.
The fit of the jean is bothering me.
Well, another semi-controversial look was Doja's new tattoo.
If you asked me to pick Doja Cat out of a lineup,
I would not
be able to.
Same thing with
Rita Ora. Oh, wow.
That's permanent.
Oh, well, I guess now I would be able to.
That's the new tattoo? It's a
skeletal bat. Oh, wow. My voice
just... Okay. Bat.
Bat. So, that's her voice just. Okay. Bat. Bat. So that's her bat bones.
Yep.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah, no, I don't care for that one bit.
It's simple, yet large.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She saw that picture of Ben Affleck, and she was like, you know what?
I see you.
I raise you.
His tattoo is wild.
It's really wild
and it's really real.
His giant dragon or something?
Yeah.
There's a project
I've been wanting to do at home
which is just...
You're looking at
Ben Affleck's tattoo right now.
It's so bad.
It's colorful.
All the paparazzi photos
of him smoking a cigarette
really sadly
or carrying too many
Dunkin' Donuts things.
I just want to like get like
six to eight of them
and print them out
like five by seven
and just have them framed
and just in various
walls and corners
of the house.
Maybe black and white.
Yeah.
I don't think the internet
gives Ben Affleck
enough of respect though.
Oh no.
No.
No.
No nobody does.
Nobody does.
But he does put himself
out there.
He does.
Generously.
It's fun to make fun of.
Would you rather have Ben Affleck's tattoo or Doja's?
Oh, boy.
Doja's.
You can work with that.
I think there's some...
It's so simple that you could fix it.
Where Ben's is...
It's a work of art.
It is.
It's colorful.
And it's there.
Yeah.
It is.
It's there.
Oh, God.
Just some quick housekeeping.
We got Chloe Veitch from Perfect Match with us on Going Deeper on Thursday.
Her, Natalie Joy, our pop culture correspondent, will be with us to talk about all things in that Netflix Perfect Match world.
We'll get an update on-
I mean, Chloe's Netflix royalty.
She's just churning out content shows.
We'll maybe get an update on the drama between Georgia
and Francesca
maybe she has some tea there
I don't know
she also was there
for the Love is Blind
live reunion
she was there
we'll find out what's going on
with her
you know
what happened there
maybe she'll have some tea
behind the live
that never was
yeah
it'll be a lot of fun
so be sure to check us out
on Going Deeper
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out what's going on in bachelor world ally a couple questions for everybody. If you were to tell me
the one woman from Zach's season
that Clayton is interested
in, who do you think it would be?
From Zach's season, Clayton
is most interested in.
Did someone like
Chipotle on Zach's season?
Not that I'm aware of. Just think like
personality wise. I don't even remember
Zach's season. Maybe someone I don't remember Clayton's personality. Just think like personality wise. I don't even remember Zach's season.
Maybe someone I don't remember
Clayton's personality.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same and same.
I have not
I didn't watch a single
episode this last season.
You didn't.
Oh wow.
I tried a couple minutes
and he
Zach
felt so uncomfortable
on camera
that it made me uncomfortable
and I was like
okay I'm gonna
I'm gonna stick a pin in this
I'll come back to it later
and I just never did.
Actually you know what
I guess maybe we watched
like most of the finale kind of but yeah no i couldn't i couldn't get
invested it was pretty good okay good for him well clayton is interested in jess oh boy jess
body glitter jess time great clayton's definitely going to paradise right well hope that was kind
of like the question of if you were going to go to paradise who would you be they definitely have a lot of like options for
leads for paradise rachel rachel gabby like i feel like the payoff has not been the same for the leads
in recent years where the well whether it's social media following or the opportunities that come to
follow and then you have rachel and Gabby having to share a season
that already takes a little bit of it away, so to speak.
And so the, yeah, I guess the overall opportunities
and the benefits that follow a typical leads experience,
I think aren't what they used to be.
And I think you're going to see more leads
be more willing to do things like Paradise
where in past seasons it was thought
of like that's kind of a beneath me situation yeah obviously we had we had becca who kind of
broke that seal so it's not like it hasn't been done before i know there were conversations about
peter weber doing it uh but uh with his flight schedule that didn't work out but now peter
peter weber newly is single man after coming
out coming out of his second or third tour with kelly tour tour and relate yeah okay they're no
longer together okay but they they got back together i believe they tried twice after the
show okay yeah okay so peter's available clayton's available rachel's available gabby's available but also michelle what's michelle
up to is it an oops all leads i don't think katie's katie's katie isn't doing stand-up comedy
yeah she's she's she's working hard towards that and it's not to say i don't know what the other
ones are doing but katie seems to have a a focus or a path something she's working towards where
it seems unclear and maybe they are all very busy bees doing things that we're just unaware of.
But it also, you know, Peter obviously is busy being a pilot.
But I kind of wonder what some of the other ones are up to.
And I wouldn't be shocked to see it.
Prediction, you're going to see at least one lead on the shores of Paradise.
And if you're a producer, wouldn't you desperately want to bring Rachel and Clayton on?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's what a lot of people have been asking for is to now that he's potentially open to it and he's bringing up these ideas of Jess.
Obviously, Rachel's been asked if she's going to go back to Paradise.
A lot of people want it.
And I think also Susie's commentary on here of I thought they were the most compatible does nothing but encourage that.
Does Susie go to Paradise?
Oh. Oh. most compatible does nothing but encourage that does suzy go to paradise oh but also speaking of
becca who was the first lead on the beach she and thomas are having a baby boy i know we didn't talk
about a little tommy well they did their gender reveal on friday yeah little boy how did they do
the reveal i'm pretty sure it was a baseball situation okay okay how do i blew up and it's
blue i don't see myself doing a gender reveal.
Good.
Would you just tell people?
Are you going to keep it until the baby's born?
I don't know.
I mean, listen, I might like say, hey, guess what?
We're having a boy or a girl, but I don't see myself doing some sort of pink or blue
explosion type of thing.
You'd take a slice of the cake.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe.
Yeah, you just learn and tell people.
Yeah, I just might just be like, oh, what is it?
You know, and then, or like an IG live in the doctor's office.
If you want to.
Oh, yeah.
That could be fun.
Yeah?
HIPAA?
I don't, I'm confident that I will not in any way put myself at risk of needing to call
an ambulance or a fire department right as a result of said gender
reveal or like a special baker or a wig maker or you know or something yeah i could see you doing
something on the show that blows up in pink or blue sure what if i baked a cake and brought it
to the studio fair i mean like can we eat the cake but i'm just saying it'll be like hey guess what
there will be an envelope perhaps okay yeah you know gender reveals and promposals are things that have just popped up in the last 10 years and i feel like it's just
promposals what are what oh my god you you can't just ask someone to the prom it has to be a whole
thing yeah where you spell something out in i said my friend this is like high school we're talking
yeah quintessential one is like a pizza that's like i know this is cheesy but will you go to
prom with me exactly when i think of promposals that's like, I know this is cheesy, but will you go to prom with me?
Exactly.
When I think of promposals, that's the first thing that comes to mind.
Yeah, because it's like all of these things require you to buy stuff.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I sent my boyfriend on an entire scavenger hunt.
There was multiple clues.
And then the ask was at the end.
Wait, you asked your boyfriend to prom?
I went to an all-girls school.
There you go.
Yeah, you got to so something you think about when it comes to bachelor world is that there are a lot of changes in bachelor
nation when it comes to people running the show it's it's really a whole new regime okay well you
have mike fleiss leaving right especially from the people i know a lot of the higher ups there
there's been some shaking up there's one person that kind of from my times
who's running things along with two other people now who i i've never met known anything about
one's from i think bachelor canada and the other person is someone i think worked on the show for
a while back and then you have no you have no mike fleiss uh and there was a gentleman martin he was kind of in charge of all the editing
post-production a lot of power very important but like no one knew about him he's gone so it's
it'll be really interesting because now you don't have the mike fleiss's of the world like being in
hawaii picking up the phone just kind of inserting his kind of views of the world onto the bachelor
and it'll be curious i'll be curious as how much changes we will see when it comes to the franchise,
starting with the charity season.
So whether you guys like or dislike it,
I would expect for us to see maybe some changes
now that it's a very new regime when it comes to the people running The Bachelor.
Okay, what about Paradise?
Do they have a host?
Are they gonna cycle the blend?
I believe it's still gonna be Jesse and Wells.
I don't think that will change. No, I mean for Paradise.
Because last time, wasn't it like
Revolving Door?
Yeah, bring back Lil Jon.
He was amazing. I just
want him to do all the announcements for commercial
breaks. Sure. I'm afraid
that we're going to lose the comedy when it comes to Paradise.
Last season, they brought some comedy back.
I think it was a little light, a little loose.
I could be wrong.
But I'm afraid that the people leaving were the people who wanted to bring some lightheartedness
and the people staying just no drama.
It's a very interesting topic of debate
that I think also relates to the Vanderpump episode
we'll discuss later
because the way editing and with reality TV,
the way they can lean into the fact that
this is not just a documentary trying to recreate footage,
kind of making it a little more stylized
and telling a story.
Rather, I think it is a distinctive way
that a show kind of develops an identity is how much the editing is stylized and how self I think it is like a distinctive way that a show kind of like develops an identity
is like how much the editing is like stylized and how self-aware it is and how cheeky and fun
versus how much it's like this is like serious prestige reality drama. Right. You know, also
shows like this and like the real world necessarily change because like the first few years,
it's like nobody quite knows what it is
or what they're doing or or whatever and then so then you have that sort of era and then and then
there's the time where it's like people who've seen many seasons of it and like kind of get a
feeling for how the show works and how to get airtime and like they're thinking about what
kind of character they want to be and whatever then it becomes people participate in it who have literally never known a world without it right
like so you would see probably now you're starting probably to see people on the bachelor the
bachelorette it started before they were born probably right you're getting to that point yeah
and that just automatically changes the tone of it because
you know like that a person producing the first few seasons couldn't really work with a person
who's never known a life without it yeah they're just coming from different worlds yeah it'll be
interesting but i'm curious if we'll see any substantive changes where we we're watching and
go that's new or that's different and that that will be a result of new people running it.
I am very unfamiliar with many of the people running it now,
which is kind of interesting.
And more importantly, I think the people who were very much in charge,
Mike, Martin, you know, who those guys are out.
So you really have true new leadership.
The people running that section of Warner Brothers, they're different.
So it's a lot of different people.
Our friend of show, Rob Mills over at ABC is still there and still very influential.
But, you know, he's more running a bunch of different things over at ABC.
He's not necessarily making day to day decisions.
So it'll be interesting to see
how the show, if at all,
changes going forward.
When does the new Bachelorette
start? June...
26th? 26th.
Close. Getting up there.
Have they announced the boys yet?
Have we met the boys? No, we have not.
But we do know there's going to be an undercover brother.
We met Charity's brother during Hometowns he it's unclear how long i am i am so glad that that
went the way that it went i really saw the explanation of what undercover brother meant
being something very different uh so her brother will be apparently at night one wearing a very obvious fake mustache and wig.
OK, so I don't suspect he'll go uncovered very long.
And Charity does know he is there.
So there's no risk of her making out with the brother.
I see.
OK, but speaking of like disguises, did you see that people were speculating that Meghan
Markle was at the coronation?
That's ridiculous.
In disguise. There's no way. at the coronation. That's ridiculous. In disguise.
There's no way.
No, absolutely not.
Like, no.
Come on.
She was back in California.
It was Archie's birthday.
It was the same.
The coronation was the same day as Archie's birthday.
Yeah.
That's why she was still at home.
That's why.
That was the excuse she gave.
Nick, you want to leave your child childless on his birthday?
I just think that's not why.
Yeah.
No, there's obviously many factors
if your grandfather is going to be made
king of
a country
and unless you have some sort of falling
out with the fam I don't think
how old is Arch he's turning
four yeah I don't think the four year old's
birthday party is the reason why
you can't make it good excuse
not the reason.
Sure.
Yeah, why don't they
just come and be like,
hey, we still hate each other.
Right, or it just
would steal focus,
I feel like.
It would be like
her being there
would be some of the story.
Did she uninvite herself
or was she uninvited?
I think,
I don't know.
I think she was technically
sent an invitation
but she decided not to go.
Like she sent an invitation
on the back of the car.
She's like, honestly, please don't come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It had the wrong date on it.
It had the wrong black light on it on the back.
It was like, actually, this is not real.
You know, you can just watch Prince Harry play polo up in Santa Barbara.
You know, the polo grounds.
Should we go?
If you're driving up to Santa Barbara, on the right, there's those polo grounds.
And he just plays now with a team.
I've like gone and seen it
it's super cool
really
yeah
you can just drive right up
and buy a ticket
and sit down and go
you just
sure
you just gone and watched
Prince Harry
is he good
yep
he's actually really good
he and William
are both pretty good
yeah
you know
it may be
that the rest of the team
a little bit like
defers to him
to kind of
allow him to shine
a little bit
but I mean
not knowing anything
about polo
it does seem like he knows what he's
doing. It also seems like
they're riding horses. They're riding horses.
It's a very exciting sport.
It's a lot going on.
It's like, what's that? It's like
croquet? Yeah, because it's like croquet on horses.
Yeah. And those horses are
really moving. Yeah.
It's great. And then it's not called halftime,
but at halftime,
everybody goes out
and stomps the divots
in the field.
Yeah.
And everyone's super dressed up.
Yeah.
Everybody's super,
super dressed up.
And it's cool and fun.
I recommend it.
Nice.
Any other commentary
on the Coronation Alley?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Let's keep it brief.
We have a lot of vanderpump
to get through there we go i'm just like not a fan of charles and camilla so sorry they look
sleepy and tired 100 there was not a smile to be had he looked like he was half asleep i felt like
they were both having problems walking which makes me a little concerned for the future of this
country and we'll be doing this again where they need to walk.
Yeah, we'll be back here.
I just feel like it's like, I don't know.
It wasn't giving me like a sign of strength for the monarchy when you see these two very
frail people struggling to walk.
Is that what what do you mean, though?
I don't know.
I was looking for X and I found something symbolic about the who is supposed to be the
leader, like the beating heart of the country, like looking kind of like feeble.
And just the fact you're thinking about their health means that there's something there.
But they're wearing like 70 pounds of clothing, hats and jewelry.
So I honestly wish that Camilla had been wearing one of these like formal robes that like Kate is wearing.
And you can see like Duchess Sophie's wearing because they're wearing it underneath their actual gowns.
It looks kind of silly.
She looks like everyone
at the Ren Faire.
But when you put Camilla
next to them,
she looks underdressed.
You know what I mean?
But they look like they're about
to go to the Renaissance Faire.
But like Camilla looked like
if she went on Shein
and typed in coronation.
Like Camilla was just not giving
in my mind.
Okay.
Do you think Harry's
going to really lose his marbles
when P pops passes and and will is made king i don't think he has any interest in being king
you don't no oh come on no i don't because i mean because it's not gonna happen he knows no i mean i
know like i think he's accepted that but deep down i feel like this is all about being the spare well I think being the
spare maybe gave him the window
into shit where it's like
he might not have
but she looks like she has a very
large object on top of her head that's very
uncomfortable and it really bothered
I just like neither of them looked
in any way like
grateful happy
loving yeah I don't I actually don't really know what the tone
should be because they're not like they didn't they didn't win i want to miss america you know
what i mean it's just it's like yeah it's it's uh i mean we haven't the last one of these was 70
years ago right and so i guess some footage remains but everything else you know this this is a thousand plus year
old tradition that is supposed to impart all kinds of a national identity and yeah i don't i don't
know that like gratitude is the note or joy or whatever it's supposed to be like a seriousness
and yeah a stoicism yeah yeah i've heard people say like the queen represent like dignity for the country. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. It's been so long since we've seen actual dignity. I don't know what it looks like. So hard to say. Godspeed. Yeah. They're not my faves anyways. So are you a Will fan? Yeah, I'm a Will and Kate fan. I'm just like Charles and Camilla. The freaking like Tampax phone call that was tapped. Yeah, it's pretty spooky.
TBT.
What was that?
Wait, what was that?
Oh, a phone call
between Camilla and Charles.
This was pre-divorce.
I think he was still with Diana.
It was tapped
and Charles over the phone
to Camilla said
that he was envious
of her tampons
because he wanted
to just stay inside of her.
He wanted to be
reincarnated as a tampon.
Nobody told him
about soaking.
I don't know what that means.
Yuck.
I don't want to know what that means.
Let's move on.
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All right.
Is it time to get into
a little VPR,
a little Vanderpump?
Let's get pumping.
Speak of dignity.
Dave, so I texted you
the other day.
I said, Dave,
are you watching Vanderpump?
You said, yes.
I'm also going back
and watching season one.
Yes.
Which we have yet to do.
Well, Amanda started doing it.
I have yet to do it.
But you know what I actually did
start over the weekend?
Housewives of New Jersey.
Oh.
Started from the beginning?
No, just I'm doing the VPR thing
where I'm just starting
on its current season
and I'm seeing if it
whets the appetite.
Okay.
And then I may go back.
Fair.
There's a lot of yelling.
A lot of yelling.
A lot of yelling.
Do you have an opinion
on which Housewives franchise is the best? I, you know, it is not, none of them are my cup of yelling. A lot of yelling. A lot of yelling. Do you have an opinion on which Housewives franchise is the best?
I, you know, it is not, none of them are my cup of tea.
I don't like, and this is really why I had resisted Vanderpump Rules until very recently.
I don't like watching people be mean to each other.
I was kind of the same thing where I-
Out.
Way back years ago, I had girlfriends who watched uh housewives yeah just a lot of yelling
a lot of yelling just yeah and just like yeah it's it's like embarrassing it's just embarrassing
i want to i want to give the housewives another crack just because vpr has really been good for
me yeah uh just entertainment wise sure anyway so so Vanderpump. Vanderpump.
And you got into it.
What made you, I'm assuming, the Scandival at all?
Yeah, I mean, just the tune in.
The fact that it was just suddenly all anybody wanted to talk about.
It seemed to have arrived in a whole new, fresh way.
Also, like I said, these are all our neighbors now, right?
They really are.
Yeah, they're everywhere. So I was like, I should, these are all our neighbors now, right? They really are. Yeah.
They're everywhere.
So I was like, I should, you know.
Raquel lives on Allie's floor.
Oh, wow.
We, okay.
Yeah, I was thinking about that when I was up in the gym on Friday finishing the episode.
And I was like, well, I hope she's not backing down
because she's going to walk into the gym and see me seeing her.
Katie lives near one of our grocery stores.
Uh-huh.
Tom and...
What is up with Ariana and Tom's house?
Are they going to sell it?
Do we know anything about that?
I have no idea.
I mean, last we heard,
it feels like they're both still in there.
I'm not familiar where their house is.
Okay.
They're on the other side of Laurel
from Jackson, Brittany, and me,
which sounds like we all know each other.
We don't.
But I think they're on the other side kind of around Magn around magnolia maybe i don't know i'm over by more
park so yeah anyway they're in the neighborhood i still get very excited when like uh like i hated
entourage but i watched every episode because i'd be like the show i can't stand it and i don't care
if turtle gets the shoes that he's waiting in line for whatever the plot would be but i would
be like i hate this and i hate that they made it but then i'd be like oh i just had brunch there
you know like if they were somewhere that i knew that was still really exciting so like i love
having that experience with the show so i started watching it just to have things to talk about with
my friends who watch it and then i did sheena's podcast last year and i liked her and i was like
now i now i'm like you know whatever the ice is
broken on this thing maybe i'll go and watch so i've watched the last few episodes i uh we just
had a bunch of flights on which i watched like some like maybe season four or five episodes and
i was like which airline is pumping out uh well anyone that has live tv you know like i think it
was on delta or jet blue or any of the the ones where you can like
watch that would be some great airplane oh it's prime airport content yeah yeah just catching up
on all things vanderpump yeah that would that would be awesome you can do a crossword you can
watch yes and you know what if they let you on an airplane ahead of time be like what do you intend
to watch and then they sat you with other people who wanted to watch that that way you could have
some community obviously they would never do this.
This is logistically complicated.
You could do a chat.
Like a van seat doing chat.
On the plane.
That's a very feasible one.
Aren't there some random airplanes?
I feel like it's a lot of the ones that do like transatlantic.
Where you can message people in seats on the plane.
Yes.
Yeah.
No JetBlue has had that forever.
We should start that.
No Virgin had that.
Yeah. Like 10 years ago
somebody seated next to me
on a flight
messaged me
and was like
are you the guy from MTV
and I was like
I turned to him
and I said yeah
and he goes
I want to do it
I want to do it like this
like he was just
he wanted to do the thing
it was where you had the
it would like
the remote would pull out
so you could play games
yeah yeah yeah
so you could play very rudimentary games.
The games are exactly where they were 15 years ago.
But anyway, yes, no, I like that.
We should be connected with people watching the same thing on the plane.
Yeah, there you go.
There's stuff to say when you watch a show like Vanderbump.
Yeah.
Stuff to say about this episode.
Absolutely.
Airlines should do that.
They should onboard community and creating like viewing parties for
like yeah trashy reality shows together at a time when we're when we're coming apart let's let's
let's come together on an airplane over how much raquel is nuking her life raquel is making up for
lost time for lost time as she says what what are we talking did that in any way endear you to
her or not endear you no no did that give you any sense of like okay did that humanize her at all to
you how no keep in mind that she said this on a birthday party focused on her in which she brought
tom and ariana who was part of this very intimate group.
Ariana being the one who's looking out for her and kind of like, oh, can you not do the pageant thing yet?
And then holding her and embracing her and telling her it's going to be okay.
Cut to Raquel, Raquel, Rashul, whatever, giving a little interview about how just, you know, how she just wants to be the spokesperson for young women out there through her actions and how like her whole life is about just, you know, wanting the pressure of being a good person.
And now she's making up for lost time while she is sleeping with her very good friend's boyfriend how in what way did that
humanize me to her i i was asking a discussion question i did not i didn't watch that and go
oh my god okay yeah sorry if i came at you a little bit it's it is very interesting the whole
thing of like i want to be a role model is very interesting not only because she's saying it
while she is modeling bad behavior, right?
Terrible behavior, the worst behavior.
But it's also like, again, she's what?
Late 20s now?
28?
Aged out.
She's aged out.
What a shame.
From pageant world.
Not so, not life.
So she has grown up in a world where you could say like,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh,
a role model.
I want to be a role model.
Like before we've even figured out who you are and what you would be
modeling to people,
it just like,
oh,
I want to be a role model and people will take you seriously.
And that's like a,
that's a viable road ahead.
Even before you have figured out what your,
like what your actual personality is.
Yeah.
I feel like it's like the influencer situation where before it was like,
we want these people who are already prominent,
who are already known, who are significant
to use their influence to then get people to buy products.
And now it's become, you can just be an influencer.
I don't want to figure out what it is I can influence
and I'll just see what sticks.
Right, right.
But it's clear that she just wanted to be Miss California,
which is why she started throwing out,
oh, I'm going to be an occupational therapist
when she had no- Idea what that was? Exactly. She never, oh, I'm going to be an occupational therapist when she had no...
Idea what that was?
Exactly.
She never actually wanted to do that.
It is not unlike physical therapy, right?
But I think it's more like...
It's an occupation?
It's an occupation.
It's like you help people with the movements
that allow them to move through the world.
Occupational therapists evaluate and treat people
who have injuries, illnesses or disabilities.
They help clients meet goals to develop, recover, improve and maintain skills needed for daily
living and working.
That is incredibly vague.
I think it's just like the idea is like in operation, like in moving through day to day
life.
Like what are the kind of specific things that you are currently like having barriers
with?
So if I were, say, someone say someone who for whatever reason had maybe a
mild injury that became chronic and i was having a hard time grocery shopping on my own i might
reach out to an occupational therapist to maybe learn some best practices or new tools to make
that process easier all right uh so my mom just like took a fall and is uh 91 she's fine okay
she's fine now uh but but there were you know a few weeks where it was like you know what what
is life after this gonna you know look like because your bones don't heal right so she had
to see a physical therapist that i think was about like healing the injury kind of healing the muscle
but then an occupational therapist was like getting up and out of chairs or like reaching
that shelf or whatever, like the yeah, like physical stuff, but like tied to the motions
that you're going to need to do to live your life.
Yeah.
A Healthline article says occupational therapists are specialists in activity analysis.
So kind of like going in on the specific day to day activities and being like, what needs
to happen there?
Yeah.
Probably requires a high level of problem,
problem solving skills.
Yep.
Yeah.
Huh?
Uh,
yeah.
Okay.
And she wants to do that because it looked good on a,
I mean,
she did her own admission.
She kind of suggested that it was just more,
what?
She did graduate with a degree in,
uh,
kinesiology.
So she would just have to do a master's to,
I see,
fulfill her dream. And that's kinesiology is, she would just have to do a master's to fulfill her dream.
And that's, kinesiology is, I feel like, what every personal trainer says.
What's the average salary of an occupational therapist?
I feel like you're still in scrubs
if you're an occupational therapist. Between 91
and 100
something. Okay. Yeah.
Or if you're paid hourly, anywhere
from 40 to 83 an hour. Okay.
Anyway, yeah.
So Raquel, not.
She basically doesn't want to be one.
Yeah, I think she's doing exactly what she wants to do with her life right now, being on a show.
Who do you think feels more vindicated with every episode that comes out?
Lala, Katie, or James?
I was going to say Kristen.
Katie or James?
I was going to say Kristen.
Why?
Because she was with Sandoval
in the early days
of the show and he
cheated on her with Ariana
and then she was like
you know she's bent on
getting revenge for several years
and probably still
so she's been sort of banging that drum
for the entire like arc of the series so i feel like and she was on watch what happens live after
this she was yeah and they got some good ratings but i yeah i guess but i wonder i feel like for
kristin it's uh it's been so long i actually her. Yeah. Because it's one of those things where it's been so long.
I have no doubt it's bringing up old wounds.
And while validated, I am sure it's just like a shame that she even has to experience these feelings at all.
Nine years later.
I mean.
Well, it's a choice.
True.
Yeah.
But yeah. But yeah. No. L now lala i don't i don't she's entertaining but i don't i don't have like she has not come up yet
in my from the beginning watch well it's interesting i don't i don't have a read on
whether i like her as a human being with katie she's more intimately involved. She's got her and Tom Schwartz divorce and Raquel kind of not seeming to give a fuck
about the sanctity of that marriage or what it was
and kind of doing like, well, you're not with him.
He's fair game.
I don't give a fuck.
We're not really friends, blah, blah, blah.
And Katie has exceptions.
With Lala, she just, she's as willing as a character
to have very strong takes.
And had this played out differently,
I mean, Lala really could have been setting herself up
for a very different edit.
Okay.
Don't you think?
I mean, if it never came to pass
that Tom was sleeping with Raquel,
and maybe Raquel was just like a seemingly
just nice, impressionable 28-year-old wannabe role model who didn't harm anyone and and here is
lala calling her a homewrecker trash just what did she call like what did she call her this episode
like a troll or a dumb demon a stupid demon yeah i'm just saying like amanda and she was like she
just has a way with words yeah but this is all
prior to her knowing this was
happening that's okay put herself out
you know we're all watching this under the
lens of knowing this all happened
and I find it very fascinating
to know that Lala is out there
slinging stupid demon
out there for everyone
and that only lands when the person
you're calling especially in 2023 that only lands when the person you're calling, especially in 2023,
that only lands
when the person you're calling
a stupid demon
turns out to be fucking
your other friend's boyfriend.
Right.
Okay.
This brings me to something larger.
We are led to believe
that nobody in the cast
or the production
knew what was going on.
I guess they have tacked on
a couple of new episodes, right? Like since broke i don't believe that at all like i really i don't
believe it it's there are things that people say that don't make sense or that like the like all
the uh like ariana saying like uh you know raquel is a good girl and I trust her.
Okay.
It's like, yes, of course, watching that, knowing what we know is like, right.
But if she doesn't know, if the production doesn't, who cares?
Like why?
People are saying things that like, if they don't pay off in some way, then it doesn't
move the story forward at all.
Right.
Yeah.
So like, who cares? The early days of Vanderpump Rules, it's all like, well, I hate her. pay off in some way then there it doesn't move the story forward at all right yeah so like who
cares the the early days of vanderpump rules it's all like well i hate her and i hate her and him
and like whatever everybody hates each other and that's what drives the story so for this stuff to
come up now and people being like we are real good friends it's like nobody who cares there has to be
conflict and the conflict has to resolve in some way for it to for it to work you
know what i mean so there's just even it or like fucking ken uh todd walking in and being like omg
can you believe that raquel is slept over and whatever it's like impression i can't believe
tom sandoval had raquel over and ariana's away and in the jacuzzi as well. That's amazing.
That is amazing.
I really want to get him on the show.
Oh, my God.
But, like, he doesn't care, eh?
No.
Could not give less of a fuck.
Lisa put it on a post-it note and said,
Ken, memorize this.
Yes, say it.
Say it.
But, like, she shouldn't care.
I mean, I guess, you know, her role in the show,
she sort of has to.
But, like, why even put that out there?
Why even put that out there if something isn't happening and everybody kind of knows it
my question for that is if i were a reality tv producer and i was going to try to get someone
to talk shit about another person i would start by saying like what are your favorite qualities
i would have them start by like going on for like a while about how much they like this person how
many good qualities they have and be like, okay.
And then like what?
So that way they're eased into it a little more is my thought.
But sure.
As a reality TV alumni.
Yeah.
You can tell me if that's bullshit.
They also didn't do that.
She didn't do that.
She didn't say anything negative about Raquel.
I'm like,
maybe they have the footage from that.
Well,
the whole Lisa scene with Ken,
that could have been filmed a week ago.
I mean, it's not that hard to do some sort of... Like Katie, cut a tomato.
Stage pickup, you know, with no timestamp in the kitchen.
They're editing this episode?
But they're saying that they didn't.
They're saying that they haven't touched anything.
They're saying they have not done a thing until...
Are you sure, though?
Because from how I interpreted that was Andy Cohen saying, well, the first episode that
got dropped after this leaked, he said, this episode is wild because we haven't touched
anything.
Has he made a statement about the rest of the season?
He hasn't.
Because he's definitely gone back.
Yeah.
He did just talk about this latest one.
And he was like, I was talking to the production and and the you know the people
in production and saying like are you sure you didn't know anything like how did you not know
or whatever but that doesn't mean that nothing was changed in this episode okay that is interesting
yeah that is interesting okay all right sneaky yeah but give these editors an emmy oh my god
the flash forward the flashback oh the black and white. That was really good.
The voiceover.
10 out of 10.
The sandwich tasting.
That's why I think they definitely have been editing since then
because it's too, right?
The whole flashbacks of it all.
I think they're kind of leaning into the scandal.
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It's interesting watching this season.
Like, obviously, we love Ariana.
We hope to get her on and talk with her.
I will say this is this episode,
that the conversation between Katie and Ariana
when they were talking about this kind of open relationship rumor
that really more or less turned into that kind of awkwardness of,
hey, listen, I'm not friends with Raquel because I've seen her say and do things that I just kind
of deem are low character situations. And then Ariana giving that kind of classic,
well, they haven't really done anything to me line that is so prevalent, I think, in friend groups in general.
And as someone as myself, who's, I am not the, they haven't done anything to me type of person.
I am the, I'm going to judge you for that kind of low character moment. I love to give people
second chances. I think if people genuinely are willing to humble themselves to an apology and show that
they really understand the mistakes they've made, no problem.
But that person hasn't done anything to me, so I have no problem with what they're doing
to you type of energy, which a lot of my good friends have exemplified only for me to be like yeah
that's fine but like just wait yeah and and though just wait usually comes to fruition
i think this episode is like a feather in the cap to the katie maloney's and the nick vials of the
world who have always been frustrated by some of their friends saying things like, well, they haven't done anything to me.
Right.
And when this conversation is about Raquel and Katie,
I mean, Ariana is just like standing by her side,
calling her such a great friend.
Loyal.
Loyal, sweet, genuine.
And yet Ariana does have a litany of examples of why Raquel maybe shouldn't be trusted.
I mean, even on this birthday trip,
you have Tom Schwartz making a joke,
yet the joke's coming from somewhere of,
hey, watch out, she has a type.
It's people in relationships.
Even that's just so on the nose.
It's just like-
There's some bone chilling moments in this episode and yeah if
you're you know we know that obviously katie and ariana are very tight right now they have their
salmon shop um and this is not a critique of ariana but i i'm curious i'm curious of ariana
who's always kind of been switzerland in the group she's always been the person who's been
able to like maintain friendships and relationships with all these cast members despite
as you've pointed out so many of them throwing grenades at one another and ariana has always
been kind of the you know chill and like i able you know she would see it as i kind of see the good
and everyone you know and you know not not everyone is good or evil they're just there's
shades of gray and she's always been willing to see the shades of
gray.
But yet sometimes you just have to say like,
I don't know.
I think that person is a liability.
I think they're kind of low character.
I think they have demonstrated this types of behavior and I don't know if I
want them in my circle.
And,
um,
I just think it's a bit of a,
of a feather in Katie's cap to be,
was it validated or vindicated vind And when it comes to this type of willingness to take a stand,
because she's really been kind of beaten up on by Tom Sandoval and Schwartz
and a little bit of Ariana of like the person who,
you know,
like Tom was saying,
I don't know if it was a preview for next week or is this week.
Oh,
Tom was yelling saying you,
or it was to Ariana.
Like you have to love people for who they are.
He used that line. which she seems to do well you know like tom it's a classic it's like a classic line from someone like tom sandoval what like yeah like when you're in a relationship
you have to like accept you have to meet you have to accept people who they are you you can't sit
there can't change people we know that you can't date their potential can't date their potential
you certainly can encourage them to help them meet their potential,
but you have to accept who they are. But that is different than someone kind of being a selfish
piece of shit and only doing what they want to do when they want to do it and then demanding
their partner be okay with that when they're never willing to make their partner a priority.
And there's always ways to kind of manipulate and interpret those kind of phrases to to serve you the best but i don't know it's
just kind of interesting if i'm katie i'm feeling very vindicated this season certain yeah i did
appreciate the way ariana handled that of like nipping it right in the bud being like going
straight to the source they had a really productive conversation about it. And I wonder if for Ariana at that point,
it's saying the whole,
like,
I know you're not friends with her,
but I am is kind of a means of tiptoeing around the fact where it's like,
yeah,
you have like very personal beef with her.
Like she hooked up with Schwartz.
Obviously you hate her.
Ariana said something really interesting.
She said,
listen,
if I ran your shoes,
I'd feel the same way.
And I always,
again, not, this is not a critique per se of Ariana.
I've had so many people I love and cherish and value as friends say that type of stuff to me about other people where I'm like, listen, I'm just telling you, they're not a good person.
And they may not have done something to you, but there are all these examples of why I
feel the way I do.
And not only towards me, but towards other people.
And they've been like, well, yeah, but I've only done anything to me.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah.
And when she, when, when Ariana says, Hey, listen, I'd feel the same way if I were you.
I always found those comments when I had friends say like that stuff to me, I always found it frustrating.
We're like, why then, why do you think you're so special that you don't think this person can do the same thing to you?
Because there is a level of, well, they wouldn't do that to me.
Right. Energy. Yeah, I think so.
And, you know, like why? Like Raquel owes me more than she owes you in terms of whatever.
The reason why they think that person who they've literally seen do this behavior, whatever that behavior is, to other people, and then say, well, they haven't done it to me.
There's a level of blame that they are putting on the people they have done those things to by saying, well, they haven't done it to me because they're implying there's a reason.
But also, you know, Ariana did start a relationship with Tom when Tom was with Kristen.
So it's possible that she can just be like, well, I, you know, I've done some shady shit
and I'm a good person.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
I really, I think what I'm most curious about, cause you know, Ariana hasn't really done
a lot, any like big interviews.
Obviously there's a reunion coming up.
We'll get her thoughts, but I'm assuming a lot of that will just be in the moment, heated reactions.
Yeah.
I'd love to know how, if anything, has her perception on life and friendships,
how has that changed?
How has she, if any at all, changed the way she values different types of friendships
and relationships?
Like trust people.
Yeah. How does she trust people? What boundaries does she set? What information does she use
seeing other people's behaviors with other people? How does she interpret that as it relates to her
friendships now? I'm wondering if she has drastically changed the way she has viewed
these things and now being kind of watching this back and seeing
these examples i wonder if ariana is watching it and feeling a little foolish just to stand up for
raquel's character with katie only to find out that all this has happened i'm really curious if
that has changed how she yeah you know sees friendships going. And in the jacuzzi as well.
In the jacuzzi.
Jacuzzi as well.
Is that the lead scene?
No, no, no.
I just love the Ken Todd line so much.
I'm just trying to get it.
Do it again.
You want one more?
Just one more.
And in the jacuzzi as well.
Oh, amazing. I also loved when Lisa is FaceTiming with someone and she's like, and Raquel shows up
looking like a bag of shit.
Yeah. It's like, Lisa, dear up looking like a bag of shit yeah he's like lisa dear god okay there again there again okay so why why does she not just show up
late looking like a bag of shit why does she have to be like oh i'm late because i stayed over at
sandoval's or whatever that doesn't have anything to do with anything right i'm sorry i mean it does
but there's no point in saying it in real life there's no point in saying yeah lisa would no
way in life would know that like she just happened to come but she says it she says it like in this
meeting which you just would not do that's not that's not human behavior well there was that one
i don't know was it another it was a tmZ or something where Tom Sandoval, where he kind of went off on the guy saying, hey, Raquel's actually in a mental
health facility. And I went to a resort. And then the guy was like, man, you guys are like
celebrities now. And Tom Sandoval couldn't help but just smile from ear to ear. Oh boy. And just
hearing that some guy, some TMZ reporter or page Six, I don't know what it was, calling
him and Raquel like celebrities.
And he just lit up like a Christmas tree.
Yeah.
And it does.
It's just.
The only thing that got the smile off of his face was when they brought up Ariana and he
was like, oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That I have not seen.
This TMZ I have not seen.
Oh, him like walking along the street?
Yeah.
What if we found out that this was all a big setup to revive Vanderpump?
I mean, listen, that's where my head goes.
Is that like a few of the cast members were like, what can we do?
Like things are, ratings are dropping.
What can we do?
I mean, I don't know.
That seems cynical, but.
Yeah, I don't think so i think
it's a very fine line uh between people who go on these shows where you know bachelor in paradise
or vanderpump of their willingness to bring their own messiness into it for the sake of
i know there's always like every time a bachelor season comes on there's just like oh this person's
a plant because they seem to be so outrageous.
And the question is, who would do something like this?
I think it's just a combination of, well, the scandal of it all is crazy because there's actual infidelity.
But Bachelor World, when you break it down, a lot of it is just like timely editing and just people having sarcastic tone in their voice and then you throw on a soundtrack
and it's 10 times worse yeah than it actually is when you're watching it back but i do like
with vanderpump i do think they're i was talking with sheena and i was asking like does it get a
little do the lines blur you know in terms of reality versus your life and she acknowledges
much it's like yeah sometimes it's hard to know the difference right you know it in terms of reality versus your life. And she acknowledges much. It's like, yeah, sometimes it's hard to know the difference.
You know, it's okay.
You look in like all Tom Sandoval seems to want is to be famous.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
That's why he started a band.
That's why he started a band.
I certainly like Raquel.
That's why I wore the name tag at Coachella.
Did you see that?
No.
He wore basically a onesie like outfit with an his name embroidered into the shirt
that's rough uh raquel obviously there's there's that like there's that searching in the eyes that
like darkness and like just i just put tell me where to be and what to do that's all i want to
be is famous i just want to be a role model i don't know who i am but i want to be a role model
tom said okay he's from st louis and I'm dying to talk. I'm
from St. Louis. So I'm dying to have that conversation. I want to know where he went
to high school. The people who are watching and listening from St. Louis know exactly what I'm
talking about. It is the one question everyone asks each other from St. Louis. I don't know why,
but anyway, I do want to have that conversation. I feel like with him, there's a guy who moves here
in his twenties to like, to be famous and and like then
you you figure out a path you figure out what the next thing is going to be and then tom sandoval
had this and now he's in his 40s and i feel like he's he's like no i'm gonna fucking be famous in
a band like i'm famous from the show but i'm gonna transcend and like i'm gonna this band is gonna
happen for me and i i also feel like sometime in the last couple of years, it's ayahuasca or something.
Like there's been mushroom ceremonies.
There's a hallucinogen involved.
There's, there's something he's, his mind has been blown in some way.
He was at Joshua Tree at Airbnb.
Yes.
Calling Lisa Vanderpump dude all the time.
There's the, the, this painting on the eyes with the, you know, when he's performing,
which by the way, uh, the MTV TV Movie Awards were last night, and it was just a montage because, of course, they couldn't do a production.
Yeah, no, I was going to present and didn't go.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
But they rebroadcast an NSYNC performance from 2000. Chris Kirkpatrick has the exact Tom Sandoval eye thing. But it's the shirts, it's mustache there's there's just something like he read a book
or or something you know like his his mind was blown in some way and it's it's it's a very 2023
midlife crisis that we're watching personal rebrand yes oh it's my producing it's something
his his tour so many empty seats a lot of empty seats half-price tickets okay also to answer your question he is a graduate of
hazelwood west high school okay all right does that add any context yeah yeah i know i know yeah
i know a lot more about him now that i believe is north is that north st louis i will look it up uh
i forget where hazelwood is sorry hazelwood but uh yeah no that's that places him do we feel
at what point if all like is there
any pity for Tom
yeah with his
half price seats and
the empty venues even Amanda
our empathy queen
household empathy queen
she has a look of sadness
on her face.
Yeah.
Well, pity.
I don't know.
Do you have a little pity? Well, I just think it is to be this like negligently unselfaware is on you.
And it makes me uncomfortable and sad that someone moves through the world that way.
But I don't feel like he's a victim.
You don't think he's feeling it?
Do you think he feels pity for himself or it's just straight delusion? I don't think he's you don't think he's feeling it do you think he feels pity for himself or it's just straight delusion i don't know like every once in a while he just needs a paparazzi with a camera
calling him a celebrity and that's enough to recharge his batteries yeah that might be i just
think there's a lot of insight not as in he was going to do this specifically to ariana but the
fact that he never breaks up with someone without having
some like overlap transitionary period
like he never wants to be without a
girlfriend like he's clearly very scared of
being alone and like lacks a level of like
self-sufficiency and
outsources like a ton of like validation and attention
and I was hanging out this other
Billy Lee girl
while Raquel
is in treatment mental health yeah oh Billy Lee from Billy Lee. Yeah. Curl while Raquel is taking care of her mental health.
Yeah.
Oh, Billy Lee from the restaurant?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Four seasons ago.
Okay.
I do think it was very significant when Lala came in to Vile Files a few, it was like two
or three weeks before Scandaval broke.
And we asked her which-
A week.
Okay.
A week before.
Oh yeah.
Because it was Ariana who was here like two or three weeks
before but we asked her like one of the questions we asked in kind of like a rapid fire round was
like who on the show looks is the most differently presented on the show than they are in real life
and she did say one of her answers was like tom and ariana have are very private like you don't
really know what's going on like they're very secretive and i've that's always like kind of stuck with me and as skandaval like came out i've been thinking about that a lot
about how like okay so maybe this there was this air of like mystery and like granted nothing that
could ever excuse his behavior but it seems like there was some emotional context yeah to this well
lala is someone who's had her own messes and she is a more kind of raw and authentic kind of personality.
And I think someone like her who's lived through her own messes, it's easier for her to see
other messes. And it's easier for her to see people who act one way, but try to present another and yeah it's it's not shocking to me that lala assuming
this is less staged and less of a production and more of her just reading the tea leaves
it doesn't shock me that lala started figuring things out because i just think she's good at
you know she's she's been through it i think she has a good bullshit reader especially as a sober
person like i feel like she's been framing so much of think she has a good bullshit reader. Especially as a sober person. Like I feel like she's been framing
so much of Raquel's behavior
very deliberately
and intentionally worded
as like when you are drinking
XYZ is a factor at play
like making sure
that like those two things
are like linked for Raquel
which isn't to say
that it's like an excuse.
She's giving her
a little bit of grace.
Yeah.
Right.
I think at least
trying to point her
in a direction
for like a little bit
more self-discovery.
So it's like what are you numbing? Like we all have our coping mechanisms whether it's like substances or like just a busy schedule like there's a many different things we can do to
like numb out from yeah so it's like what are you numbing out from and if you're numbing is
becoming more and more costly and you're still doing it like something significant is if you're
if your significant other gets that excited about some other, like when Tom gave that speech
and got all impassioned about Raquel, that's a red flag.
It's not great.
Yeah, it's not, especially knowing what we know,
but it was, yeah, it seems.
It's weird to begin with.
Yeah, your partner shouldn't have that much passion
for your girlfriend or boyfriend and by platonic friend yeah you know
like if you're dating an ariana you shouldn't be having that much passion for her friend raquel's
right success what about tom and tom going forward that's the relationship that i am most
we are hoping to get schwartz on the show he he's he's doing uh
this it was just released he's doing uh all this new kind of reality tv competition show from like
old like personalities there is one called the goat uh that our our friend Joe is is doing on
freebie uh-huh stars on mars yeah stars on Mars? Yeah. So they're like,
because Tom was just like,
hey, I have to go to Australia, but maybe when I'm back,
I was like, cool, man.
So we're hoping to have Tom
after the reunion.
But yeah, Stars on Mars,
they're going to be living in a,
as if they're living on Mars.
And Australia makes sense
because it's pretty desolate, right?
They're going to try to recreate
an environment that is Mars and have some sort of competition show.
Who's it for?
Who else is on it?
Lance Armstrong.
Oh, Lance Armstrong.
Natasha Leggero.
Marshawn Lynch.
Christopher Mintz-Plessé.
I think Tallulah.
McLovin.
Rhonda Rousey.
Tallulah Willis.
I think rumor sister Tallulah.
Interesting.
Arielle Winter.
Arielle Winter. Don't know who thatula. Interesting. Ariel Winter. Ariel Winter.
Don't know who that is.
Okay.
Modern Family.
Wow.
Who's it for?
Fox.
Fox.
Wow.
So he's doing that.
All right.
But I think-
Diversify a little bit.
Isn't their restaurant doing okay?
Tom Tom?
Not Tom Tom.
I mean, Schwartz and Sandy's is usually pretty booked up.
Yeah.
A friend of mine just went there.
I want to go.
When I went, it was like, you can stand by the bar. No tables. Okay. Let's yeah. A friend of mine just went there. I want to go. And, when I went,
it was like,
you can stand by the bar,
no tables.
Okay,
let's go.
Should we go?
A friend of mine went and,
uh,
and there's a long,
like cocktail list.
There's like three menu items.
And one of them is like salad,
you know,
like leaves and ranch or whatever.
But there was,
there was a whole bunch of cocktails.
And,
uh,
and my friend asked the,
uh,
the server, uh, what, what cocktail is your favorite? And he was a whole bunch of cocktails and, uh, and my friend asked the, uh, the server,
uh,
what,
what cocktail is your favorite?
And he was like,
get wine.
So,
yeah.
Oh my.
I'm not a cocktail guy,
but I mean,
if,
if you put your mixology foot forward,
you better,
but the vibe is,
better come correct.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I'm absolutely down to go.
I think it'd be hilarious.
You want me to get you guys a reservation?
Yes,
please.
Great.
When do you want to go? No, I want to, I want to DM Tom. It's open. I want Tom Schwartz would be hilarious. You want me to get you guys a reservation? Yes, please. Great. When do you want to go?
No, I want to DM Tom.
It's open.
I want Tom Schwartz to be there.
It's open like
Thursday to Saturday
or something.
Yeah, like Wednesday to Saturday.
Six to nine.
So that's how most bars are.
That's not true at all.
No?
No.
No, that's not true at all.
Most bars are open.
Oh, is it more of a nightclub thing?
Maybe.
I think it's like
a really nice restaurants
won't be open on mondays on monday michelin star places i'm surprised that they don't do they don't
like lean into the brunch crowd exactly the overlap you know especially now pump is closing
oh yes yes i'm devastated now closing forever or just relocating because it was doing well
yeah and how could they why would they be closing a restaurant while, while they're having such
a kind of renaissance?
Yeah.
The last time I was there, Ken walked in.
He was just like, they're evaluating the place.
Oh, wow.
They, uh, they apparently to keep, uh, like the, the landlord wanted a 10 year lease and
jack the rent up.
And, uh, and they were just were just like no it's not worth it
i guess when you're facing 10 years that's a decision i have never been there i uh i had a
friend in from out of town and we were like let's look inside and so we like you know did the curtain
to walk in and there were like tables of people who went like and were just so bummed out that
we weren't famous you know what i mean
it was they were excited to see a ken todd or somebody yeah had to settle for us and we're
like this is not our vibe never went back uh but uh yeah rest in rest in power pump restaurant
so on the episode so yeah so there was the birthday trip sheena and brock are also there
um james and lala hang out what do we think of the dynamic between j Sheena and Brock are also there. James and Lala hang out.
What do we think of the dynamic between James and Lala?
And also James and Allie kind of debrief the birthday party showing where he's like, sorry for embarrassing you.
And she's like, you embarrassed yourself.
Well, yeah, that brings up an interesting discussion.
When James had a talk with Raquel about regrets, I thought actually James said some interesting things
where he's like, honestly, when you get older, it's, you can't, you know, the whole like no
regrets, right? Like we love to say things like no regrets is a way to make ourselves feel better.
I think you can have regret. I think what James was saying, and I agree with, is that when you
get older, you realize it's okay to say that you you can have regrets
and simultaneously learn from that experience you don't have to be like well every experience
is valuable and therefore i have no regrets because you learn from all the shitty things
and it's like yeah i mean hopefully you are willing to learn and not just chalk everything
up as like it's meant to be but you can be like you know what i would have rather not done that yeah i that was really shitty and now that i have done that i'm going to learn
from it and hopefully have that not happen again but like of course we have regrets of course we
there's things why is it so wrong for james to be like you know what i i would have rather not
been engaged to you i would have rather not have, what now is what I consider to say a toxic relationship with someone who,
you know, and I don't know the details. I haven't, I wasn't watching Vanderpump when James and Raquel
were dating, but he's allowed to like wish that never happened. Sure. And I think that's okay.
And he can still want to learn from it as opposed to raquel being
in that kind of again while cheating with tom on ariana she's all like i don't regret any of my
actions everything's a learning experience like such such a liability for someone to go out there
and be like i just have no regrets because at the end of the day i'm just trying things out and i'm
just going to learn from my mistakes and it's just like fine but like you might be fucking with other
people's lives along the way yeah it's not a good role model sorry no yeah i agree with that concept
i just think in context james was saying that to wound raquel at his birthday party like he was
trying to make her feel shitty and insignificant by being like i wish i'd never proposed it's a
huge regret so it's like i agree with your point like for a conversation in isolation i feel like
with the context of this being like a follow-up from james very publicly losing his cool and like being so clearly
emotionally impacted i'm just talking about that particular conversation where he's just like yeah
i don't like i just i loved when he complimented her bag and she was like yeah i still use it
and he had no idea that he was the one to have purchased that for her oh i didn't care every james thing is is static to me i i don't like
his voice or face so every time he says or does anything i kind of i kind of dissociate yeah
yeah i don't know i uh i kind of appreciated his take there also if you're he must be hating all
this isn't he the reason raquel's even on the show?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Like if he had never dated her.
Oh.
That's how she got on the show.
And now she is,
for better or worse,
she is a star on the show.
Yeah.
And the show is popular again.
Yeah.
Because of her.
I mean,
she might be a supervillain,
but nevertheless,
she is bringing in the views.
And if you're James,
I can't imagine,
and I don't sense he has a small ego
or a ton of humility.
That might be challenging for him.
Okay.
There are how many episodes left
and how many have been TBD?
I think there's one this week and I'm pretty sure the finale is next week.
Okay.
Yeah,
I think that's right.
And then the finale starts on the 24th.
The finale would be the 17th.
So the one in two days on the 10th is like the last normal episode.
I see.
And then bonus and then reunion.
And then I think three reunion episodes or something. It's a three parter
Lord
Lord have mercy. Do you
want to go glamping now
or do you not want to go glamping?
Definitely don't still do
not want to go
glamping. Yeah, it just feels like
a lot of dirt. Yeah, it's
a dirty lamp with like a mattress. Why
did they pick that desolate place? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of dirt. Yeah. I mean, if I'm going to glamp with like a mattress, why did they pick that desolate place?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
There's a lot of beautiful places in this state.
Why did they pick a-
Dirt patch with a bunch of pigs.
Yeah, dirt patch with a bunch of pigs.
Just look like-
Brock was in his element.
He was thriving.
Sure.
Yeah.
They were all like struggling to throw a pumpkin and he threw it one-handed while his
other hand is holding his cowboy hat spiking of a ball after a touchdown bless him i bet brock's
just always happy he's a funny dude seems okay just he just seems like he just you know what
i'm just gonna be happy i'm so i'm back at the beginning now and I'm, uh, there's Frank, which if you start, she knows in the beginning.
Uh,
no,
uh,
no.
Shay was her OG.
Um,
Frank was,
I think his name was Frank was the other bartender.
Oh,
he worked with Jax.
Oh,
and Jackson Stassi broke up.
This really needs a Stassi right now to like come in and just sort of regulate,
but whatever,
maybe next season,
uh,
Jackson Stassi are breaking up.
She hooks up
with frank the other bartender who's very handsome and uh and then he immediately is like jack's got
a porn star pregnant in vegas and all this and it's just things go off the rails immediately
and there's a fight there's a fight in a parking lot in las vegas between jacks and this guy frank
and tom sandoval is there and it's like it's it gets
physical and everyone has their shirt off and you don't know why oh my god like all three of them
are suddenly don't have shirts on and they're like uh jacks and this frank guy are punching
each other and tom is just sort of walking the perimeter without a shirt and you it's you can't
tell why but yelling keep me off you know yeah just I don't like flexing. Yeah No guys, yeah, walk away walk away. Meanwhile, no one's holding him back exactly exactly
It's great. It's it for that reason alone. It's worth going back to season. Oh, we're definitely going to lose
Yeah, I just want to see the scene where both Tom's are in drag but their wigs are off
And so they're just still wearing the makeup. Oh, and Tom is trying to deliver a very like powerful
Yeah off and so they're just still wearing the makeup. Oh, wow. And Tom is trying to deliver a very like powerful. Yeah.
When was this?
I don't know.
I just have seen the clip online.
Okay.
Well, we'll get there.
And he's defending Schwartz and then the door opens and Schwartz too is in drag makeup.
All right.
Well, that is about does it, Dave?
Oh, real quick.
Real quick.
Can I just tell you about something very exciting that's happening this weekend?
Yes.
This Saturday is the Eurovision Song Contest.
Are you guys into the Eurovision Song Contest?
I saw the movie with Will Ferrell.
Okay, okay, yes.
That was, they did that because Netflix
had acquired the rights to broadcast them in the States
because you used to have to do like a VPN
and it was messy.
But now it's going to be on Peacock.
Tuesday and Thursday are the semifinals.
The grand final is on Saturday, noon Pacific time.
There are like 40-something participating countries from around Europe.
Where is that happening?
In the Middle East and Australia.
Pardon?
It's in Liverpool.
The winning country hosts it the next year.
Last year, Ukraine won.
So obviously they can't uh host it
this year the uk came in second so they are hosting it's in liverpool it is it's so it's
campy and and weird and fun and like the it's it is my favorite event of the year it truly is this
is on peacock it'll be on peacock this uh saturday at noon we we have a party for it every year it
is it's it's every year. It's my
Super Bowl. It's my Academy Awards. I don't know what we're doing
this weekend, but for free. Come on out.
We'll be hosting at noon.
It's just, it's everything.
It's a tone that we can't, it's like
a little bit making fun of itself,
but also very sincere.
To like the movie.
Like the movie, but real.
That's the thing. We we as americans can only
engage with that kind of tone through the medium of like will ferrell like through through the lens
of will ferrell being outrageous it's it but it's it's totally sincere and and crazy it's my favorite
thing in the world i'm gonna check that out uh if you're all uh available check it out and maybe
we'll i'm'm going to try
to watch this, Dave.
You should.
You should.
ABBA,
very famous Eurovision winner.
Exactly.
Oh, really?
Yeah, Waterloo.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
Celine Dion
got like very,
very early in her career
represented Switzerland.
Yeah.
You don't have to be
from the country
where you're,
that you're.
What other famous people
have come,
whose origin story is Eurovision? A couple, well, it's not his origin story but but like a couple years ago uh
flo rida was in like latvia's entry or something like that uh who else famous came from there uh
oh uh monoskin the uh the uh italian band not from uh that's been popular in the last couple
years they won two or three years ago.
And then,
like,
kind of nobody else.
But it's,
it's,
it is,
it's very silly
and very funny
and I,
and you get,
like,
emotionally involved.
There are a couple bangers.
Love that.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
Dave,
as always,
it's always a pleasure.
Thank you so much
for having me.
What a pleasure.
Good to see y'all.
If you end up watching
Charity Season, please come back for a Bachelor recap. I think much for having me. So great to see you. What a pleasure. Good to see y'all. If you end up watching Charity Season,
please come back for a Bachelor recap.
I think that's going to happen.
Yay.
And obviously Paradise as well.
Sure, I'd love to.
Sure.
Just move in.
Just stay.
Okay, great.
I'm here.
I've got, you know, the dog likes me.
Dave, where can we find you?
Oh boy.
I'm on Instagram.
At Dave Holmes.
Twitter, for the time being,
at Dave Holmes.
Blue check mark? No. No. I'm on Instagram, at Dave Holmes, Twitter, for the time being, at Dave Holmes. Blue checkmark?
No.
No.
I'm not paying.
Well, we have a great episode for you on Thursday Going Deeper.
The one and only Chloe Veidt from Perfect Match is here to get into any updates that she has.
All the juicy tea from that messy group will be a lot of fun to get into.
Plus, we'll talk with her about a bunch of other
relevant pop culture topics.
I'm sure Natalie will be here,
our pop culture correspondent
as well.
Yeah, we got to touch on
the Taylor Swift dating rumors,
potentially some Usher,
Chris Brown drama,
Leo and Gigi.
We got a lot to cover.
Chris Brown should just
be put in jail.
Yeah.
Why is he here?
Literally lock him up.
You should put him
in the Superman 2 thing where they have the supervillains just like put in jail. Yeah. Why is he here? Literally lock him up. You should put him in the Superman 2 thing
where they have the supervillains
just like floating through space
being like, let me out.
That's...
Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
Yeah, he's so smart.
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