The Weekly Planet - 105 Flash & Arrow Premieres (Plus Gotham's Joker Twist)
Episode Date: October 12, 2015The Flash and Arrow have returned to our TV screens so we get stuck into how the seasons kicked off. Plus we discuss the recent controversial Joker twist in Gotham, an Ant-man & Wasp movie, L...ex Luthor news for Batman V Superman, a rumoured contender for the Boba Fett role, the Avengers: Infinity War budget and other things we say! Thanks as always for listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet, official podcast of
comicbookmovie.com where we talk movies and TV shows and comics.
My name is James, also known as Mr. Sunday.
With me as always is my co-host, Nick Mason.
I'm here.
How do I sound?
You sound great.
Like a?
Like a bloody superstar.
Yes.
That's what he said earlier.
And then I said a podcast superstar.
Oh, nuts.
That's exactly the conversation we had not 30 seconds ago.
Oh, Weekly Planet exclusive.
Something we said before the podcast.
How about that? sure i wish i
recorded that what do you mean what have you been doing this week not much man just doing some of
this stuff what we're doing now but i've been growing a beard yeah i like your beard growing
it out full beard so listeners please adjust your fan art and erotic slash fiction if you could
you need to adjust you need to adjust your twitter profile nah someone could fill it in for you i
guess that's true, yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
Do some kind of Photoshop and just fill that all out as poorly as you can.
As I've done on my face.
That's correct.
I thought there'd be more red or something.
Didn't you say you got little red bits in it?
I got some red in there.
All right, we'll see what happens.
Some red under the bed.
I don't know what that means.
Something to do with communism, I don't know.
Gotcha.
It's one of those catchy ways in the 50s they would...
You slap it on a poster.
You make a school kid say it.
Yeah, exactly.
I know.
All right, straight to the news.
And by that I mean, have we delayed the news enough?
Yes.
All right, let's do it.
So the Ubisoft Motion Pictures CEO, he was talking about the Assassin's Creed movie.
Oh, by the way, it's New York Comic Con this weekend.
Sure is.
So some things have happened.
Some things will continue to happen after this show.
Almost certainly.
Better things probably because they saved them for the second day.
That's it.
We'll talk about them next week when they've already been talked to death.
Correct.
Anyway, the Ubisoft CEO, he said that the Assassin's Creed movie will be like Batman
Begins and Blade Runner
combined.
Do you think, when they say Blade Runner, are they referring to the future or are they
referring to there's a man running with a blade?
Like, what are they?
Yeah, you've made a very good point there, haven't you?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Maybe they mean the original The Blade Runner.
What's the book?
No, there's like one prior to that, like prior to Philip K. Dix, I think, that I think is about a man who steals black market organs.
Really?
Which, again, I don't think has anything to do with Assassin's Creed.
Same universe?
No, different universe.
Same author, though?
No, different author.
It's just the same name.
It's a real thing.
I'm not making it up.
I believe you.
Or maybe I am making it up.
There's no way of knowing.
There's no way of knowing these days.
Yeah, look, do you think anything has done an origin story
as well as Batman Begins since Batman Begins?
I'm sure there's a, like, you know, Marvel obviously have done it,
but you know that kind of gritty kind of, this is real.
Yeah.
This is real now.
It's the real world.
You know, like that.
It's real.
You can leap off a building into a haystack and you're fine because it's real though.
It's real.
Do you think they're going to pander to that?
Do you think somebody's going to leap into a haystack?
I could almost.
Yeah.
Well, of course.
Because it'd be a tough tone to set.
Yeah.
In what sense though?
In the sense that if you go too far one way It's Pirates of the Caribbean
And he's
Oh no I'm falling into a haystack
It's a bit of that
But if you go too far the other way
It's some sort of historical epic
Dracula Untold
Yeah I was going to say historical epic with Russell Crowe in it
But not Gladiator?
No not Gladiator though
Robin Hood
Robin Hood probably
Or that Moses one or whatever it was.
Was he in that one?
Oh, the Exodus, Gods and Kings.
That was Ridley Scott, yeah.
I didn't see that one.
Heard it was Balls.
Nailed it.
Good.
Anyway, Assassin's Creed.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Yes, you want to see it?
I don't know.
But also, that statement does seem to...
That suggests to me that they're going to use a lot of future stuff.
That's the worst part of it. That's the worst part of it.
That's the worst part of it, exactly.
They've tried very hard to extricate that
from the franchise now.
Yeah.
Like there's absolutely,
they killed the original guy, didn't they?
Desmond.
Desmond, the original future guy.
Yeah.
They're like, we thought that that was going to go,
like we were going to see all these past incarnations,
then he was going to be future Assassin's Creed guy.
And then they realized he'd just have a gun and that doesn't work.
Or a machine gun.
Sure, yeah.
Or a bulldozer.
Just driving around in a bulldozer, assassinating people.
And jumping into haystacks.
Yeah, in a bulldozer.
Yeah, look, it could be good.
Fassbender's in it, so.
And I remember the director, I heard him and I went,
oh yeah, but I can't remember who he is off the top of my head.
But just know that I vaguely remember thinking that he was okay.
Good, but you don't think he was good enough to remember his name.
That is correct.
Right.
Like if it was Spielberg, you'd know it was Spielberg.
I would.
If it were Nolan, you'd know it was Nolan.
I'd know it was bloody Nolan.
Yeah.
All right.
So a new X-Men Apocalypse synopsis was released.
Apocalypse synopsis? Ap. Apocalypse synopsis?
Apocalypse.
I don't know.
Yes.
Look, it's been a long day.
I couldn't quite pass that, but I gave it a shot.
He had a lot of cheese before the show.
Boy, did I.
I'm lying down.
He really is.
All those things are true.
Yeah.
Anyway, so he's got, so the synopsis was released in conjunction
with Yellow and Green M&Ms.
You know, they work together, don't they?
Sure, yeah.
You'd think it'd be Yellow and Blue if it was X-Men.
I'm just saying.
Seems more fitting.
I'm not head of either of these things,
so who am I to say?
Yeah.
Anyway, it's basically-
You've never run a chocolate company.
I certainly haven't.
I've never won one as a child.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yellow and green.
Yeah.
What happened to red M&M?
I'm sure he's still around.
But yellow M is the big peanut one.
He is a peanut.
Green M&M is Pamela Anderson.
Yes.
What happened to red?
Is this some kind of affair?
What is this?
Yeah.
Are they cutting him out?
Yeah, I think so.
Hmm.
I guess we...
I could look into it.
No, I don't. I'll hit you back next week. Great, please do. I'll do some research. I guess we... I could look into it. Nah, don't.
I'll hit you back next week.
Great, please do.
I'll do some research.
You just lost your pillow.
Do you want to grab it?
No.
Just going to slouch down more.
Just going to slouch.
Put pressure on my neck.
Okay.
That's how we do this.
It's uncomfortable to watch you do that.
I'm intermediately comfortable.
I'm not uncomfortable, but I'm not super...
I'm not going to fall asleep, probably.
We'll see how that goes.
Anyway, in the synopsis, it's blah-de-blah,
Apocalypse has returned and whatever.
But the big kind of takeaway from it is Mystique and Professor X
are going to be leading the X-Men against Apocalypse,
and they're going to be leading a young group of X-Men.
Is it still Jennifer Lawrence?
Still is.
Great.
I think she's got one more.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bryan Singer also said-
And they're going to do it with the delicious taste of M&M's.
Bryan Singer also said that this will probably be the longest X-Men movie as it kind of wraps up all six.
That is not counting the two Wolverine ones, I presume.
Fair.
Yeah.
But this is like the end of the trilogy.
Like the first class trilogy.
Yeah, that's true. Which at this point is arguably the end of the trilogy. Like the first class trilogy. Yeah, that's true.
Which at this point is arguably better than the first trilogy.
Well, we don't have three yet.
No.
But I would say the last two are probably better than X-Men 1 and 2.
See?
I don't know.
First class is my favorite.
But we'll see how it all plays out.
Yeah, we will.
In next year?
July?
Yep. Okay. Moving on. In next year? July? Yep.
Okay.
Moving on.
Ant-Man's getting a sequel.
Ant-Man and the Wasp, it's called, right?
Correct, yeah.
Now, that's going to land July, like a wasp, July 2018, right?
So, this has been put in between the current...
A few months ago, they released the slate of
Marvel movies
they're like
we're going to do
Inhumans
we're going to do
Captain Marvel
I think that might have
been even last year
yeah
but yeah anyway
sorry go on
I have no sense of time
no you don't
I think I've been
on this couch forever
if I'm honest with you
so they're going to
so this is a bonus one
yeah
they're putting it
somewhere in between those
yes
so I can tell you
how it works
okay I'm ready
so Black Panther
had that rough
release date and that's being moved forward to february 2018 and captain marvel which
no captain marvel is also being moved back to november of that year from july okay no sorry
moving from november to march so that's being pushed back to 2019 ah so black panther forward
captain marvel back to 2019 okay so there you go Panther forward, Captain Marvel back to 2019.
Okay.
So there you go.
Do we have any indication of...
So this is Ant-Man and the Wasp.
Yeah.
It's presumably new Ant-Man and new the Wasp.
That's what I was going to ask you, yeah.
But I guess we could have, because we had some solid flashbacks in the previous one.
It could be new Ant-Man and new the Wasp intercut with old Ant-Man, old The Wasp.
I would love that.
Me too, right?
That was, I found that opening scene where Michael Douglas is young and he smashes that
dude's head into the table.
And then there's that brief flashback with him and Hope Van Dyne, Janet Van Dyne.
Yep.
That was some of my favorite parts.
That's right.
I would love to see that.
Or just even, or maybe not all Michael Douglas, but maybe all Michael Douglas what about just uh half of it is ant-man new ant-man knew
the wasp yep flashbacks it's just michael douglas walking behind people in boardrooms and smashing
their heads on the desk just a series of that just one after the other and you think you're
gonna you think you're gonna get desensitized to it, but you're not. And you're like, oh, it keeps getting worse.
Some of the leather, like ceramic mugs.
I would love that.
Yeah.
That's the movie I want to see.
Yeah.
Sometimes like it gets a bit tense because sometimes he's like, it's not going to do it.
And then he reaches forward to one of those like executive desk toys with the metal balls.
And he lets it go and it goes click, click, click.
And they're like, I'm safe. and he smashes the head on the desk we got a letter that says uh they like
the title uh ant-man and the wasp but um not to discredit evangelina lily but the title should
have been ant-man 2 subatomic boogaloo absolutely very good yeah uh I like the title a lot.
There's a lot of old comics.
There's a few comics called Ant-Man and the Wasp.
I don't know.
I like it. And apparently this is the first Marvel movie that has the female-centric character in the title.
That is true.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Because they pushed back Captain Marvel.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Do you reckon they've cast that?
No.
It's 2019.
No. Yeah, it's a good question. Is it reckon they've cast that? No. It's 2019. No.
I reckon...
Yeah, it's a good question.
Is it too early to cast her?
I reckon they might be seeing where Ronda Rousey turns as an actor.
Sure.
Like, if she gets real good, they might throw her in the mix.
Like a John Cena?
What?
Is he good?
No.
I don't know.
I've never seen him in anything.
Also, he's a professional wrestler.
He's not a...
Same thing, isn't it?
Yeah, you're right.
It's the same.
I don't know what I was thinking.
This couch is clouding my judgment.
All the blood is rushing out of my head.
Or to my head.
I don't know.
What angle am I at?
You're upside down.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
But also, three mystery films were announced for Marvel in 2020.
Oh.
Mystery films.
Three, okay.
Any suggestions?
Any ideas?
I don't think they know.
No, you probably...
Come on.
They'd say if they knew.
It's probably...
One of them is probably a Guardians movie.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What hasn't had sequels, I guess is the question.
Guardians.
Falcon, maybe?
Falcon, yeah. Maybe Captain America and the Falcon. Yeah, yeah. Or if he's dead. uh what hasn't had sequels i guess is the question guardians falcon maybe falcon yeah
maybe captain america and the falcon yeah yeah or if he's dead maybe they'll put it in a different
yeah yeah whatever but he's back for winter soldier solo film yeah flashbacks yes smashing
heads yes into all sorts of stuff probably into submarines just a series of smashing people's
heads in the submarines what if it was michael was Michael Douglas smashing heads all down a boardroom table
and the post-credits scenes, he gets to the end and it's Bucky
and he smashes Michael Douglas' head into the table?
Oh, boy.
You know what?
I would watch that.
Great.
Anyway, the Avengers Infinity War budget has been revealed.
And for the two movies, it's $1 billion.
What?
That is insanity.
Is it though?
Because let me break it down for you.
Okay.
Wait, does that include marketing?
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Okay.
Because, okay, so $400 million of that goes to screenwriters, directors, producers, and
cast.
Yep.
Question, do you know how much of that would go to Robert Downey Jr.?
This is reported, by the way.
This isn't... If I had to guess?
If you had to guess.
For two movies?
Of that $400 million, which is going to screenwriters, directors,
producers, and cast, how much does he get?
$100 million.
$200 million.
Whoa!
Go, Robert!
Wow, that is impressive.
So there you go.
Okay, you've got to look at it this way, right?
He's not even going to be in it that much, surely.
Well, I guess he will be if they've given him $200 million.
Yeah, okay.
Look, this is just, I mean, who knows whether this turns out to be true.
Yeah.
But you've got to factor in, like you said, you've got to factor in marketing.
If a movie's $100 million, the ballpark figure is that you spend roughly that in marketing,
depending on how much faith you have in the project or whatever,
or whether it's known or unknown or whatever.
So these are probably closer to $200 to $250 million of movies each, plus the marketing
on top of that again.
So I'd imagine that's how it's broken down, but I don't know.
Wow.
Do you want $200 million?
I couldn't.
That money would ruin me.
If I had $200 million.
You'd think you'd wind up dead.
I would definitely. Not even, I'd be just, I wouldn't do anything. Yeah $200 million. You'd think you'd wind up dead. I would definitely.
I wouldn't do anything.
I think you need...
What are you working towards?
I mean, I guess your art.
Yeah, that's true.
Where's the grind?
Beyond a certain point.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, like, I guess if you're like, well, this will take care of the next 50 generations of my family, I guess.
You'd have to give away like 180 million of that, right?
Surely, yeah.
Anyway, what do I know?
Hey, I've got a bit of news that a lot of people have tweeted at us.
I like news.
The beef is back.
Well, look.
Shia LaBeouf.
I was going to bring it up, but we've got Batman v Superman news.
Oh, then whatever.
He was arrested for being drunk.
And it doesn't look like it was an art thing, so.
No, he's just being a standard dickhead.
But thanks for messaging this, everybody.
It's good to know that he's still about doing his thing.
I'm sick of that guy's shit, quite frankly.
You know what?
You're too old.
Get your shit together, man.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
All right.
Oh, also, Expendables 4 is filming in 2016 apparently
they're really doing it now they mentioned i didn't even put that in but they mentioned space
yeah i mean not in this one but they have mentioned oh boy have they yeah they're what
how can they get you back on board for the expendables movies space that there's a space
yeah you've nailed it you know what we know what a good the expendable if you're listening and i
know you are because you want to wreak some revenge on james your arch nemesis who hates you
for various reasons correct put it in set it in space yeah or do that time travel world war ii
thing that would be great wouldn't be great it'd be bad it would be very tasteless yeah
and like you know i would like that because it would have to because you couldn't it couldn't
be a time travel scenario in which they go back and they alter time yeah like they kill hitler
no it'd have to be they go back in time and they have to contrive a weird scenario in which even
though they have modern military techniques and modern technology and modern weapons presumably
they still can't hit kill
hitler oh okay so i'd like to see that super long bow that they have to draw to make that not happen
like for all of them together to just by happenstance not be able to kill hitler
do you really think they've been building towards a time travel no no no surely not
no i can't understand why they're doing this yeah the last one didn't make a lot of money and it
wasn't because it got leaked online
Because people didn't even download it
It was because it wasn't very good
I guess they're going to add blood to this one
Unlikely
You know what are good Expendables style movies?
The Fast and Furious movies
But they do it properly
With people that people care about
Now at this point
Right exactly Look Space properly with people that people care about. Yes. Now, at this point in time. Right, exactly.
All right.
Look, space.
It sure is.
I think because they could, like, there's enough, like,
space warfare technology now that you could do it kind of,
you can shoehorn them in there somehow.
Sure.
Is one of the modern warfare games in space?
I think some of Black Ops, like, three is.
You get a wingsuit.
That's pretty close, right?
Sure.
Great.
In those games, they just go, what's Michael Bay doing?
And they just put that in?
No, there's more high-tech stuff now.
Okay.
Like one of the characters is a bionic arm and wingsuits.
Like Metal Gear Solid.
Yeah.
Great.
Bionic arm's the new fire flower.
Wingsuits.
No, bionic arm's the new mushroom.
You eat the mushroom, you get bigger.
Oh, interesting. That's great. flower suits no bionic arms the new mushroom you eat the mushroom you get bigger oh interesting
that's great um speaking of furious eight or whatever f gary gray is going to direct it he
did strata to compton oh yeah i heard about that um he also did what's the one where
law abiding citizen oh did he do that one there you you go. That movie is bizarre. It is. You know what? That movie is not good, but it's insane.
Is it good?
It's something.
It's something, yeah.
It's a viewing experience.
It's a mainstream.
It's a movie you would see expecting some sort of Hollywood movie,
and you leave it going, I can't believe anybody made that.
Yes.
Like for better or worse, like if you liked it or didn't like it,
you're like,
why,
how did,
how did anyone give
the green light for that?
That's exactly it.
Yeah.
It's bizarre.
So yeah,
good enough, right?
Yeah.
I mean,
straight out of the Compton
by all accounts is amazing.
See,
I've heard,
I've heard different things.
Really?
I've heard some people
say it's amazing
and I've heard some people say,
I'd like to know
if the listeners could email in.
Sure.
We can kind of port at gmail.com.it no twitter mason because you don't read the email
yeah that's true i don't i nearly got you but a lot of people have said that it's kind of
it's more of vanity project oh okay like uh because you know it's been produced by
dre and ice cube and easy he's widow sure and they get all this like those characters get all
the screen time.
Right.
And like Yeller and Ren are just in it,
like in the background kind of thing.
Oh, okay, right.
Here's one that,
so it's been directed by F. Gary Gray.
Yeah.
So in the 90s,
NWA split up.
Yeah.
F. Gary Gray also directed a lot of NWA's music videos.
Oh, did he?
I didn't know that. So back in the day, NWA split up yeah he f gary gray also directed a lot of nwa's music videos but did he yeah so back in the day nwa split up and ice cube went on a uh like a like a like a like a yo mtv raps kind of
music show sure he was called pump it up or something like that sounds like that yeah and
anyway uh he went on and he like talked about how much he hated all the other members of the band and Dr. Dre got
Dr. Dre got real mad
right
and he went to like
track him down
he couldn't find
Ice Cube
but he could find
the host of the show
who was a woman
who he attempted to
throw down a flight of stairs
what
yeah
and that's not in the movie
that should be a movie
well here's the thing
on that show
one of the camera operators
was F. Gary Gray
no yeah is all of this true yeah a movie well here's the thing on that show one of the camera operators was F. Gary Gray
no yeah is all of this true yeah hang on a second my dog's at the door alright you wanna
grab that pillow while I do this yeah grab dat pillow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha new catchphrase
I'm just grabbing a different pillow it's alright stop using all my pillows no I'm just grabbing a different pillow, it's alright? Stop using all my pillows! Each and every one of them is going to be thrown
behind the couch!
Anyway, that's what I heard.
So, you know.
Well, that is...
Like, it seems a bit cleaned up.
That is horrifying.
Like, so, but that's the thing, like,
if you watch a movie like...
I don't know, if you watch a movie like A Beautiful Mind
or you watch, like, Long Walk to Freedom
or something like that,
the premise of, like, one of the... this is too heavy for the show doesn't matter um
that if you've had so much cheese mate yeah i know right you know these movies are about people
who were brilliant in their fields or they made a lot of contributions to society yeah they were
also very flawed individuals kind of thing yeah yeah and so if you go well nwa you know they made
a lot of they made a lot of headway in like, you know, rap in
mainstream culture and like bringing to light, you know, injustices in, you know, police
violence and stuff like that.
But they were also kind of bad guys in many other ways.
And so if I'm watching a movie like that, I kind of want to see all of that.
Yeah, absolutely.
But it seems to be like they kind of cleaned it up a lot.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
I heard the music's really good. Yeah, they do some raps in it don't they great i'm gonna look into that yeah cool
to see if you're lying and then if you are i'll have to head all that out yeah or i'll leave it
in or just say allegedly before just admit how about this pause for a second allegedly so just
cut that out and put it in front of everything i'll definitely do that okay good great speaking
of f gary gray though there was a rumor that came out this week that he was going to direct the
boba fett star wars spinoff as well okay and he had in mind michael b jordan for boba fett okay
so that again goes back to that rumor that we heard a few years back or whenever it was or
maybe we made up possibly potentially that somebody else gets the boa Fett armor and Boba Fett's about.
Because otherwise you'd have to be a New Zealand guy.
Right, because we were saying, we recently recorded.
We did.
The Empire Strikes Back, not the.
The only one.
The only and definitive one.
Anyway, we recorded that.
And of course, in the special edition version,
Boba Fett, his voice has been overdubbed with Temuera Morrison.
Sounds so weird in that movie as well, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
So, but you've heard recently that if they're going to re-release the original, original
versions, he's going to keep his old voice.
That after, yeah.
Right.
Which lends more credence to the idea that he could be a new guy.
Yeah, exactly.
Or they could be he's a new guy after Return of the Jedi,
if they said it after that.
Yeah, there's a number of ways they could do it.
Sure, yeah.
He's just a humble Sarlacc fisherman,
just fishing for valuables out of a Sarlacc mouth.
And then he's like, oh, what do I feel?
What's this?
It's a corpse in battle armor.
Great.
I'll have that.
Oh, it's got a jet pack.
I wonder why he didn't use the jet pack to get out of the Sarlacc's mouth.
Very handy.
At least he's a real idiot.
Mason's doing the fishing.
I'm reeling in a fish.
I'm reeling in a fish.
As he's doing it.
Yeah.
Reeling in a bounty hunter.
Fantastic.
Glad you brought it up, though.
We did an Empire Strikes Back commentary.
Yeah.
It's on weeklyplanetpod.bandcamp.com
if you're a patreon it's already there um you can chip in any money to pay for it or you can just go
to the band camp website and pay for and just play it for free from there it's your call so and we'll
do return of the jedi at some point or we won't we'll see yeah now will smith has opened up about
speaking of raps yes oh he's back yeah That wasn't what I was going to talk about.
Okay, right.
He's back doing raps.
Yeah.
We called it.
Yeah, we did.
Are you happy about that?
I guess.
Would you only be happy about it if he does one to a movie soundtrack?
Yes.
Suicide Squad rap.
That's what I want.
He's like 47, 48.
Is that too old to be doing a rap in a cool movie?
Oh, then yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, he's obviously not the same.
You can't do a wiggy-wiggy Suicide Squad kind of rap.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Maybe he could, though.
Look, don't put anything out of the skill set of Will Smith.
I will never.
Yeah, but anyway, he was talking about Suicide Squad
and how that he's yet to meet Jared Leto.
What he basically means by that is because Jared Leto...
Oh, he's always in character as the Joker.
He's so method.
So method.
That he owns...
He's sending people dead hamsters or whatever he did.
Dead ducks.
What was it?
Rats.
It was a rat.
And he sent Will Smith some bullets or something as well.
Oh, boy.
Pretty good.
That he only spoke to him as the Joker in between action and cut,
is what he said.
So he said he looks forward to meeting him.
Oh, and then he just walks away.
I guess he does.
You know what?
If I worked with a guy like that, I wouldn't be looking forward to meeting him.
I'd be like, this guy's clearly a total dickhead.
Yep.
Or he's mentally unbalanced.
Yeah.
Well, good for him.
Even Heath Ledger, though, turned it off in between takes.
Yeah.
He skateboarded over Christian Bale.
Have you seen that photo no there's a shot
on set and it's christian i assume it's either christian bale or he's stunt double just laying
down on the ground as in the costume in the bat costume yeah and then there's heath ledger
jumping in on a skateboard are you sure that's not that are you sure they haven't photoshopped
a skateboard onto him probably i'll look it up i bet that's a photoshop
whatever just leave me with my magic all right leave me with my movie magic joker skateboard
yeah there's someone's photoshopped that in see it's the bit where he knocks down
batman uh-huh and he comes off the bike and then he's like leaping about him. Oh. Yeah, no, that's definitely photoshopped.
Still.
Yeah.
It may have happened.
Well, we can't say it didn't.
That's right.
There we go.
Look, speaking of DC stuff, did you read the Lex Luthor Forbes article?
No.
So they've released like a thing on the Forbes website and presumably if that's still a magazine,
I have no idea.
Sure. Where? They do like this fiction fiction it's just ticker tape now okay right you have to have one of those
machines in your office with a glass dome over the top you're a big businessman business man
that's right basically it's on Lex Luthor as if he's a real person and there's a few things we
you know that were kind of taken from it do you want me to tell you what they are? And this isn't classic Lex Luthor.
This is Jesse Eisenberg.
This is Jesse Eisenberg, Lex Luthor.
So basically, he transformed LexCorp from a petrochemical
and heavy machinery company to a tech company.
He takes on military contracts that other companies like Wayne Tech
and Cord Industries won't do,
which alludes to Ted Kord being in the universe
because we talked about Ted Kord's Blue Beetle
and we talked about there might be a Blue Beetle movie.
Yep.
Somewhere down the line.
He also has a collection of meteorites.
Oh, yes.
Presumably kryptonite.
And it also says that he's actually Lex Jr.
or Alexander Jr.
Okay.
Because his father was also named Lex Luthor,
not Lionel Luthor as he was in Smallville.
I think that was, yeah.
Do you know what his father's name was from the comics?
Rex Luthor.
Reginald Luthor.
Yeah.
So, and it's kind of, it's not, it's, he died young, his father,
maybe 50 odd.
So isn't it implied that Lex Luthor cut his brake cables?
In Smallville or just in general?
Just in general.
I think I was under the impression that the general,
some versions of the origin,
he makes his own business from the life insurance money
because he cut the brake cables of his parents' car.
Oh, really?
And then killed in a crash. Interesting. Yeah, yeah yeah it's pretty clever i guess very clever yeah
yeah there's also one of those viral videos it's like you know it's like a lex corp kind of
promotional ad or whatever it's basically announcement of a lex os operate okay system
yep and it's basically it goes on every phone and you can do various things, but it basically
just sounds like brother eye.
That's what it sounds like.
Oh, I see.
Very good.
That's what it sounds like to me.
So there you go.
It's one of those, LexCorp is the future.
Oh, yes.
It's all that kind of.
Is it a lot like that Genesis OS?
It's exactly, yes, it is.
Hopefully better though.
Right.
Now, how about this?
Here's my question for you.
In the Forbes article.
Yeah. What kind of hair does Lex Luthor have? Long hair. Long hair. Wigs? hopefully better though right now how about this here's my question for you in the Forbes article yeah
what kind of hair
does Lex Luthor have
long hair
long hair
wigs
yeah
maybe
wig montage
that's what I'm looking forward to
but he also comes across
as really kind of
he's kind of off the cuff
and he's kind of
trying to
he's kind of cool
yep
so like
I think they're gonna
you know
put that sociopath stuff
like under all the
Mark Zuckerberg
gotcha yeah or the Elon Musk-ins ness yeah sure Muskiness okay good They're going to put that sociopath stuff under all the Mark Zuckerberg business. Gotcha, yeah.
Or the Elon Muskiness.
Yeah, sure.
Muskiness.
Okay, good.
I think this is the last.
Yeah, that was the last bit of news.
There you go.
Well, Mason, we were going to talk about, during the week,
we were like, let's talk about time travel movies because Back to the Future is.
Yeah, it's October 15, right?
Something like that.
Something like that.
Next week. Yeah. trouble movies because back to the future yeah it's october 15 right is the something like that something like that next week yeah uh which will so we'll do a back to the future episode next week
on all the great things about back to the future the car the nuclear reactor in a car the things
that happen to blow your mind oh my god and i say that you know there's always like this thing and
you you've never noticed it back to to the Future would blow your mind.
And, you know, it was like a BuzzFeed article.
It's the Twin Pines.
Yeah, it's like in the past, you know,
it was originally it's called Twin Pines Mall.
And then at the end of the movie, in the past,
he drives over one of the pines.
And then in the future again, it's only Lone Pine Mall.
It blows your mind.
No, it doesn't.
It's a very intentional joke. It's a very intentional joke.
It's a very intentional joke that presumably everybody who saw it originally went, oh, of course.
And most people now went, oh, of course.
But if they made that movie today, there would have to be somebody who goes, oh, my God, now it's Lone Pine Mall.
Because I did that.
Yeah, that's right.
There you go anyway the official lego brick
builder wants to know what we think of the flash coming back arrow coming back gotham and agents
of shield i can talk about three of those things i can talk about two of those things in the first
episode of one of those things all right we're almost up to date how good's that hell yes yeah
i just want to quickly talk about fear the walking dead okay i know you didn't watch it there was only six episodes they're going to 15
next year okay it was kind of a slow start but i thought it had a solid ending yeah i like this is
all i'm going to say about it i like the characters in that more than i like the ones in the walking
dead i like the main guy and the main girl i like there's a really interesting kind of con man kind
of dude in it now i've Now I've asked this many times before
but I'm not really paying attention most of the time.
No, they don't call them zombies.
On the podcast and in life that wasn't the question.
This is a prequel to Walking Dead.
Correct.
How many zombies do we see?
Initially like one or two
and then like a football stadium filled with them.
Where have they come from?
I don't know, people being bitten and turned into zombies.
That makes a lot of sense yeah but is this so this is not a story of the origin of it is but it doesn't explain where it comes from okay like you see the early days it basically fills in the gaps
of you know the walking dead starts a guy gets goes into a coma he wakes up it's like 30 days
later or okay right it's that 30 days yes or two months later. It's that 30 days. Yes, essentially, yeah.
All right.
No, I like it.
I'm not saying it's better than The Walking Dead,
but the first season of The Walking Dead is also really, really strong,
and then it's just up and down, man, that show.
Oh, yeah.
It's actually back this week.
No, I'd say Fear the Walking Dead was pretty solid,
and a lot of that's down to the casting and the performances.
So good stuff, good stuff all around
yeah do you want to talk about flash or arrow first it's full spoilers by the way yeah we're
just we're just gonna spoil everyone's probably saying that yeah you'd think so flash happened
came out first is that right i'm fairly certain it did hmm let's talk about flash first then done
and done and done i made you oh by the, I made Macy just watch these today.
Yeah, you did.
I rang you this morning, so I apologize for that.
So it starts in a weird kind of dream sequence.
It starts in the, you know what, in.
Sorry, what did you think the story was?
Oh, geez.
Well, we'll get to it.
But what I think is interesting about these, having not watched an Arrow or Flash,
you know, however long the hiatus has been,
you really get bashed over the head with the weird tropes
of these kind of shows.
Like you'll have a dream sequence.
You'll have a, they're all fighting because they're not a team anymore,
but then they'll become a team.
There's a flashback.
There's a flashback.
There's some foreshadowing of a maybe a secret character will show up later in the series or
whatever you know what the flashback well we'll get to we'll get to our in a second but i thought
the flashbacks were not as intrusive as they have been in the past i would i would agree with that
yeah yeah i mean i'm sure they will become that way. Oh, yeah. Because you need the modern day narrative to be foremost in this episode
so we know where we are, so we don't get lost.
It's weird that his life parallels in such a way that these kind of things
that reflect what happened in his past keep happening at the same time period.
Isn't it weird?
You know what I mean?
Well, life's, time's a flat circle.
And life's a cycle and a journey.
You know what I mean?
It's a journey, not the destination.
He should every now and then just go, three years ago, like a very similar thing, like
thematically happened to me.
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
Anyway.
I mean, it didn't really occur to me because my hair was real different, but are we talking
about Arrow now?
Yeah, I guess we are.
Okay, we'll talk about Arrow.
I'm sure we'll jump around.
Yeah, we'll jump about.
Because I found, I was going to say say this later they very much now have tied into
each other a lot more than they used to it seems they're really beating over the head with that
but i feel like arrow does it more and i think that might be because arrow doesn't rate as well
as the flash oh so they're putting more flash elements into i might be wrong okay interesting
because i only noticed that after i watched the arrow episode so maybe there was a lot of that stuff in but i didn't see bloody barry allen i mean
didn't see bloody oliver queen show up in the episode of the flash that's true but it happened
happened vice versa yeah anyway the flash is alone because he oh we're talking about the
flash again i guess we are okay let's talk about he wants to be batman the flash okay yeah but
there's a dream sequence right at the start where they're like, you're a favourite, The Flash.
We're all back together and we love you
and Harrison Wells is here
and he's telling you good job, bucko.
Yeah.
Was that a dream or like a daydream?
It seemed like a daydream more than anything.
What a weird daydream.
Yeah.
Very odd.
Yeah, so...
Remember the time I killed your mother?
Well, good job, sport.
You're a real hero now.
Let's hang out and be friends.
Let's get a coffee.
So it basically opens with Ronnie Raymond being dead again
because he died.
Well, he's not dead.
He's probably in another dimension or whatever.
He's in the...
See, here's the thing also about these shows is
all the dead...
We know all the dead, the characters we think are dead
yeah we know they're alive because they come they're going to come back in legends of tomorrow
which hasn't come out yet but we've seen the trailer yes so we know that firestorm is still
alive yep we know the adam's still alive still alive exactly yeah we know what's the name comes
back white canary yeah yeah exactly we know they've all come back so it's sort of a matter of
guessing where they're going to reintroduce them in the narrative of these shows.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
So I guess from last season, a big vortex opened in the sky and Barry Allen then at the start of this season closed it up by running around it.
Yeah, he sure did.
Oh, that's right.
It ended on a sort of pseudo cliffhanger.
Yeah.
At the end, he was doing a lot of running about.
Wrapped that up pretty quick, didn't they?
Yeah, they did yeah so anyway he he zooms up he runs around it a bit
and then he they're they're the remaining heroes on the ground and they're like well we can't
we can't he can't stop it from here but we can stop him so the guy from alias yeah and steven
amell's brother cousin cousin like his cousin dad it's his dad anyway steven amell's brother. Cousin. Cousin. Like his cousin. Dad. It's his dad. Anyway, Stephen Amell's dad and Victor Garber merge into Firestorm.
Yep.
Which doesn't have any physical similarity to Victor Garber.
I find that a bit odd.
You think he should just have Victor Garber's hair.
Yeah.
On fire.
So good.
Anyway, they go up and they do their Firestormy stuff.
They do a real bloody Firestorm.
They do a big old Firestorm and then it looks like
they're going to die.
They split up
and then the Flash
managed to save
Victor Garber.
Yep.
I can't remember
the character's name.
Yep.
Professor something.
Yep.
But he can't save
Ronnie Raymond.
Correct.
Who's definitely dead
and not in Legends of Tomorrow.
Correct.
Yeah.
But anyway,
so
Barry's on the outs with Ronnie'snie's fiancee because he couldn't
save her he tried real hard probably which is again very similar to what happened last season
yeah because he was killed well i thought he was killed in that nuclear whatever whatever that's
right yeah particle accelerator yeah and now there's metahumans coming through the portals yeah
as opposed to before when metahumans were coming out of the woodwork yes the woodwork i was gonna
say basements but yeah right right which is i think that's that's odd in that surely there's
enough of them oh still you don't have to introduce another element yeah to i don't know
now we're hating on this a lot but i liked it yeah i liked it too
we're here to pick things apart that's true like hey everybody you have a good time watching the
flash we need to see you next week bye grab some gems and make some friends we don't do that here
no we're all about hate um did you like the introduction of hate the shows and burn bridges quit your job
never off your boss hopefully never meet anybody with bad mouth yeah cross your fingers
yeah um so mary gets a key to the city as well that's right yeah i found that odd that he didn't
blur his face he's just standing there yeah and it's clearly him yeah and there's a lot of very high definition
cameras with zoom lenses people have and he's just like hello i reckon google at this point
and probably facebook as well if you took a photo of yourself and you covered yourself like with a
flash style mask you could still figure out who you were probably yeah so facebook can do it
definitely i was say, can somebody
try that and then let us know how it turns out?
Yeah, let's know how it goes.
Yeah, whatever, it's a TV show. And then
Adam Smasher turns up and
smashes some atoms.
So initially they're like,
okay, there's
a dead man, it's Al Rothstein.
Yeah.
And Adam Smasher has the same face as him.
Sure.
But has super atomic powers and he can increase in size.
And they're like, what is this?
Is it a clone?
Is it a ghost or whatever?
Nobody said, was it a ghost?
Nobody said it was a ghost.
But I thought maybe it was a ghost.
I watched that episode of Doctor Who where maybe they're ghosts.
Maybe they were ghosts.
That's what I'm saying.
But anyway, but it turns out that it's just a kind of a coincidence.
And this owl, Rothstein, is from the other dimension.
One of the other dimensions?
Is there more than one?
I don't know.
I don't know if they're going full multiverse.
I don't think they will either.
I think they're good.
Because what this episode essentially is leading up to is
that there is another dimension.
There's another flash.
This flash is Jay Garrick,
the original flash.
And by leading up to,
they showed that this episode.
Yeah.
But they didn't,
they didn't give him any like superpower reveal or anything like that.
We'll talk about that in a bit.
Okay.
Yeah.
Cause I,
there's some news on that.
They came out of Comic-Con,
New York Comic-Con,
whatever year this is.
So Adam Smasher gets stronger with radiation
unless there's too much radiation.
That's the classic.
That's how you beat the Hulk's dad, if you recall.
That's right.
The Hulk's dad cloud.
Yeah, in Anglia, he's the Hulk.
Yeah.
Just Hulk.
Just Hulk.
He absorbs all the power.
Yes.
But then at a certain point, he absorbs too much power.
Correct.
And then he doesn't have any power anymore.
I think they've even done that in The Flash.
More than once, probably.
They probably did it in the old series as well.
Definitely.
So, yeah.
I didn't mind that effect, actually.
The growy effect.
It was quite good.
Pretty solid, man.
And now that I think about it,
also the destruction of the city
with the Black Holly Whirlpool thing,
actually pretty good too.
You said that last year.
Well, at least I'm consistent this time.
That's true.
But it would be better for me if I was like,
that looks like garbage.
And then I'm like, in retrospect, it was pretty good, wasn't it?
You know?
Did you like his new logo on his chest?
And by that I mean it's just a white logo now?
Yeah.
Looks better, doesn't it?
I think so, yeah.
Do you think they're going to change up much more of the outfit um unless it's a bit meshy in places right i know
i don't think so because what are they going to do replace it in segments as it gets yeah you don't
really do all that do you know i would they actually talked about the esmeralda one this
week and apparently it's more kind of tech-based. Okay.
I saw that in the headline.
I went, that's interesting, and then I didn't click on it.
Sure.
So I guess it wasn't that interesting.
Comicbookmovie.com.
It's interesting, but maybe not that interesting.
Depends who you are as a person, I guess.
Anyway, I shouldn't have said we'll come back to this.
Jay Garrick turning up.
Yes.
So this is a spoiler from Comic-Con.
This is just for next week's episode.
So if you don't want to know, skip forward like a minute.
I'm not putting a timestamp in.
That he doesn't have powers.
They've been stolen by Zoom.
Okay.
So that's why he just walks in.
He's like, hello.
I'm who I am.
Do you have my hat?
So this is, but that's going to be resolved fairly quickly.
I'd imagine so, yeah.
Because otherwise, because we've seen the preview trailers of him.
Yeah.
He's wearing the suit.
He's wearing a very Rocketeer style suit.
My favourite.
He's got the, full credit, they've built a costume
and they've given it to an actor who is like chiselled and old school enough
that he doesn't look ridiculous
wearing a soup bowl on his head.
Full credit.
Full credit to them.
Do you reckon facial recognition would pick up his face with that soup bowl?
Or do you think people would just be looking at the soup bowl going, what is that?
Yeah, that's in many ways, it's the perfect crime.
Great.
And also surprising twist, I thought, and touching,
Harrison Wells admitting to killing Barry's mum and getting his dad out.
Nonsensical.
Yeah, to what end, though? I guess he was just like, you'll never be happy.
Your dad's free, but you'll never be happy.
Yeah.
You better not be happy because I've done this.
A further twist would be, you'll never be happy,
especially because your dad's still in prison.
I gotcha.
So, yeah, that was cool.
But then he very quickly was like, I gotta go.
Yeah.
That's odd.
Yeah.
I gotta go do evil stuff.
Do you think he's going to get kidnapped into another dimension or something?
Probably.
Because otherwise I'd have to work him in every week.
Then he'd have two father figures.
He'd be like, what do you think? One of my dads? And think one of my dads and they're gonna be on and ask the other guy
is he still main is he still listed as main cast i'm not sure neither am i other podcasts would
have that kind of insight not us correct we're not here for that are we no so but who's zoom
presumably zoom is the parallel universe version yeah well that's the
thing he has the voice they kind of make him more kind of animalistic and yeah it's unclear what he
is right like is he a robot is he an animal is he just pure energy or whatever is there anybody even
in the suit that's and and he's the voice of the guy who voice who's the candy man that's so yeah
so like there's other there's theories like it could be a version of
eddie thrawn yep it could be thorn thorn so yeah thrawn thorns from star wars yeah i'm thinking of
that we've been doing a lot of star wars stuff lately yes um it could be barry from the future
or another dimension future yeah it could be any of the multiple evil flashes it could be literally
anyone because that's how comic that's TV, especially comic book based TV works.
You could literally make it anyone.
Correct.
Ta-da.
If the Red Hulk can be bloody General Ross and not have a moustache,
anybody can be anything.
That's right.
Yeah.
I was just thinking about that the other day.
Because the Hulk, when Bruce Banner transforms into the Hulk,
like whatever incarnation, he keeps whatever hair he has.
Correct.
Like if he's an old man with long hair, turns into a Hulk with long hair.
He's got a beard. He keeps a beard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold that, man.
Don't know what to tell you.
Different radiation, I guess.
Maybe.
Maybe Thunderbolt Ross puts his lip up.
He puts it up against his nose so you can't see.
And falls over.
Yeah, he falls up.
I guess that could work. Yeah. In no reality. He staples lip up. He puts it up against his nose so you can't see. It falls over. Yeah, it falls up. I guess that could work.
Yeah.
In no reality.
He staples it down.
That would definitely work.
Yeah.
So I guess the idea from this,
Zoom hates Barry so much that he's grabbing metahumans
from his dimension or a dimension
and just making them fight him.
Yeah.
Seems mean, but all right.
But I guess, again, it could be... Because, again, Zoom,
especially the version of Zoom, Hunter Zolomon,
was all about attempting to make the Flash a better superhero
by putting him through tragedy.
And part of that was killing his mother,
which has been given to Harrison Wells in this.
I'm just looking up to see if it actually is Zoom.
Okay.
Because if it's like, it could be like another metahuman or whatever.
Yeah, no, it is him.
Yeah.
Or it's not.
I just looked at headlines.
Again, that's how I do it.
That's how this show bloody works.
Yeah, yeah.
We're also going to get bloody Wally West as well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So that's pretty cool.
Could be a future version of him
or a past version of him.
Could be Impulse.
What's he about?
He's a can of deodorant.
Is that an Australian thing?
Yeah, I think it is.
Nobody will get that.
But it's such a good joke.
Yeah, so good.
He's a future speed star
who was raised in virtual reality.
Oh, yeah.
And then he was sent back in time to the modern day.
Bet that didn't work out very well for him.
Nah.
And real big feet, though.
Interesting.
Great.
Note it down.
Speaking of great, or I guess just another show that we watched.
Wait, are we finished with that?
What else happened to that?
Well, that's all the things I've got on the list here.
Okay, let me think.
I've got full spoilers.
He's alone or something.
Rodney is dead.
Key to the city.
Brackets, blow your face, idiot.
Adam Smasher.
New costume logo.
Jay Garrick.
Brackets, no powers.
Dad and Zoom getting metahumans to attack Barry.
Question mark?
No, you've covered everything.
And I've written question mark.
Oh, good.
That just about covers it, I think.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Great.
All right.
Arrow.
I can read you the list I've written for Arrow.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Speaking of tropes.
Yes.
He's bloody retired.
He's retired.
He's living in the suburbs.
And they did the classic bit of he's got the hood on, he's got a green coat, and he's bloody retired he's retired he's living in the suburbs and they've done they did the classic bit of
he's running
he's got the hood on
he's got a green coat
and he's running
and you're like
oh is he running to
is he running to
stop crime order
he's running through the suburbs
and he's having a bit of a jog
he looked like he was running
through an actual forest
is there a forest
at the end of his street
I think there was a forest
at the end of his street
that must be nice
yeah pretty good right
what a bloody
what a nice little retreat
yeah yeah you get the queen to take a dump in the woods you his trail. That must be nice. Yeah, pretty good, right? What a bloody, what a nice little retreat. Yeah, yeah.
You get the queen to take a dump in the woods.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
So Supernatural did this as well a few years ago.
Like Dean retired.
Okay.
And I think Sam's probably done it as well.
That came back actually.
I haven't yet to watch it.
It's a good show.
It's not that good a show, but I've stuck with it.
I like it.
That is also there.
That's the tagline.
It's a pretty good show.
Not that good of a show, but you may as well stick with it.
But Team Arrow are going about it without Arrow.
Yeah.
And they're trying to work as a team, aren't they?
Yeah, but boy.
Maybe one of them's gone off the deep end.
Again, all these bloody tropes coming back.
Wait, Roy didn't die in the last.
He faked his own death.
He got fake shivved.
That's right.
Well, he got real shivved,
but it went in between his organs or something.
There you go.
Okay, right.
Which is apparently a skill people have.
But he's out now.
So we need another person to be the loose cannon.
That's Thea now, I guess.
He's probably out because he's been cast in the Power Rangers movie.
Yeah, that'd be it, yeah.
Yeah, Thea.
But she's had some Lazarus Pit kind of situations,
so she's probably, looks like she's going to go off the deep end
because every season someone goes off the deep end.
They have to go off the deep end.
Somebody has to lose control because they're in a violent world
and they've got to stop all the crime,
but they've got to take, it's a real toll on them,
but they've got to, can't take it too far.
That's it.
Yeah.
Did you, it looks like they're actually just flat out introducing magic now
because they kind of hinted at it with the Lazarus Pit and bits and pieces.
Yeah.
Maybe there's also been a prophecy.
It's hard to say.
Tattoos leading to certain things.
Yep. Prison break. Do they retire in prison. Tattoos leading to certain things. Yep.
Prison break.
Did they retire in prison break living in the suburbs?
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
So yeah, full magic.
Damien Dark.
Damien Dark just has magic powers.
Yeah.
I like that guy.
What's his name again?
Neil McDonough.
He's good.
Yeah, he's good.
He's in a bunch of stuff.
They're doing the bad guys coming in to destroy the city because he doesn't like it.
Oh, they've done that every season. he doesn't like it oh they've done that
every season
they've literally done it
they've done it every season
why
so Malcolm Merlin
did it with an earthquake machine
yep
season two was
Deathstroke
because he didn't like Barry
yep so he got the
Mirakuru
and he gave it to all his troops
and he was like
I'm going to use it
to kill everybody in the city
correct
it'll take a really long time but I'll going to use it to kill everybody in the city. Correct.
It'll take a really long time, but I'll do it.
Three was Ray.
They're good at punching.
That's right.
Three was Ra's al Ghul, again, wanting to destroy the city.
Yep.
And this guy, again.
Wants to destroy the city.
But just because they're like, it's not a very good city,
but it seems as good as any other city.
It's not the worst.
Why try?
It just looks like a city that isn't protected by a series of masked vigilantes that have incredible skills i guess that they learned over a series of reoccurring flashbacks i guess it's night a lot of the time so that would be depressing maybe that's why
but did you yeah so yeah whatever that's i guess that's what they're doing so but yeah so we've
got okay so we've got felicity smoke yep who's retired with arrow into the suburbs or has she yeah but she hasn't though
there's the twist you can you can't bloody stop bloody chasing the bullets or whatever they say
in fast and furious 7 remember paul walker missed the bullets oh do you remember that yeah i do it
was a significant plot yeah he missed the bullets yeah so yeah but so they get called back in because
they need him to do,
you know, to help out.
He must have been trading
when he's been away though, right?
A little bit.
A lot of jogging.
Yeah, he's been doing...
He did a lot of jogging
through the forest.
He did, sure.
I feel like you still need
that kind of chin-up bar though.
Oh, the one that...
Yeah, okay, you're right.
That you leap about on.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
That's just me.
Yeah, yeah.
I also like that
he had one of his tattoos removed
on by that so smooth yeah by that they were sick of drawing it exactly yeah so you could not remove
a tattoo like that that clearly you get a weird like shiny scar yeah yeah from it why is he wearing
a green hood i mean you'd think you'd you'd think you'd... That's Smallville syndrome. Yeah. Where Clark Kent is always wearing a red shirt and blue jeans.
And like a yellow insignia on his chest, like on the t-shirt.
That's like Smallville high, but it's an S.
That's exactly it.
What do you think of the new Arrow costume?
It's almost exactly the same as the old one, right?
No, it's more green.
It's got kind of more gauntlany.
It's more kind of...
You see more bicep, which I know you enjoy. Yeah you enjoy yeah because the last one was like leather to the yeah yeah
all the way i didn't think it was dramatic enough okay it's still you didn't have the beard that's
your problem yeah no i don't i'm ambivalent towards it it's fine yeah like i said before
the flash appeared in this episode yeah because it cuts to six months ahead yes so the flash is
there and he's like we're sorry that this person died or whatever.
Now apparently they don't even know who that's going to be yet.
Of course they don't.
They're just going to see how that plays out.
Yeah.
Because they would have probably only filmed the first half of this season.
I think that's generally how they do it with these kind of things
because it's like 22 episodes.
Yeah, yeah.
These shows feel like they never go away
because they literally run half the year.
Yes.
A bit under.
But that's not uncommon.
Like I think, this is not really but in the final season of breaking bad yeah first episode so not as much of a spoiler
walter white goes to a place he buys a car off a man he opens the trunk of a car it's got a machine
gun in it yeah and then it's in sort of in flashback yeah and they didn't know what they
were going to do with that until no second half but they also didn Yeah. And they didn't know what they were going to do with that until the second half.
But they also didn't reveal
that they didn't know
what they were going to do with it.
Yeah, that's true.
Which is probably a smart move.
It's a very smart move, yeah.
At the end, yeah,
when they released the final episodes
and it was finished,
they were like,
oh, by the way, we had no idea.
We were just throwing stuff at the wall.
We were doing a lost style.
Good thing we're excellent writers
and you could actually do something with this.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, the fact-
Thank God we're not CW writers.
No, I'm kidding. They're fine. They do a fine job. They do. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Thank God we're not CW writers. No, I'm kidding.
They're fine.
They do a fine job.
They do.
They really do.
Look, I liked how his arrows were more green.
Correct.
And he's called himself Green Arrow.
Yeah.
It sounded a bit goofy when he said that, wasn't it?
It did sound very goofy.
Yeah, that's all right.
But I guess you've got two options.
He can say it in his regular voice.
He can say it in the weird mechanical arrow voice.
I feel like they've tweaked that even more, that mechanical voice.
So, Grant Gustin shows up and he's like, the weird mechanical i feel like they tweaked that even more that mechanical voice so and it
also so grant gustin shows up and he's like i'm sorry whoever we decide this is going to be is
dead yep and also they mentioned the flash i really miss them they were a real person yeah
who was very valuable without being gender specific we had some, we had some times. We had some times.
Yeah, but he also, they mentioned Flash Day,
but you don't hear bloody Flash go,
oh, the Arrow's retired or whatever.
Yeah.
They don't make mention of that.
That guy's so back and forth about whether he's killing people or what he stands for, what his code is.
Like he switches all the time and then he expects people
to just like agree with him.
I was just thinking about this
the other day,
apropos of nothing,
but exactly like
in the first season,
he kills a whole bunch of people.
Yeah.
And then he's like,
actually, no, I won't.
And then he encounters
the Huntress
who is killing people
and he's like,
not in my city.
And you're like,
you'd think he'd go,
okay, well,
I killed 14 people.
So you can kill 14 people to get it out of your system
and after that no more no more killing because people who live in glass houses should not throw
stones or shoot people with arrows correct heads also i think her father was no her father was bad
wasn't he yeah he's a crime and killed her mother or something probably yeah i think that's good
enough reason to shoot people with arrows.
Yeah, why not, hey?
Whatever.
But you're right, he flip-flops all the time.
Yeah, and then he's just like, are you guys all with me?
And they're like, not really.
Diggle hates him again.
Yep, that's true.
What do you think of the Diggle helmet?
Did you Diggle it?
Very good.
Thank you.
Have you written that down?
Let me check.
No, I haven't. I had to check because it's something I would write down.
Look, I guess it's not the most ridiculous helmet I've ever seen.
No.
It is a very Magneto helmet.
Yes.
I guess because you don't want it to look like he's wandering around with a motorcycle helmet on his head.
No.
Look, helmet technology has moved a long way.
Sure.
But it still wasn't great.
Okay, fair enough.
Yeah, it's good enough also it is
it's very odd and that's like damien dark sends in his soldiers yes to destroy like to kill a
whole bunch of people in the police station yeah and a whole bunch of train cops cannot get through
their body armor yeah like bullets are just sort of pinging off and but then we cut to diggle and the other guys fighting these guys yeah deal puts a
couple of rounds into them and they just go down what does he know that they don't know he was in
the bloody special forces or whatever no is that not good enough no they don't know how to shoot
between armor you can shoot between armour.
Probably the arrow.
Yeah, good point.
Speaking of... What I'm saying is they're very generic bad guys
and I'm not enjoying them so far.
Not so far, no.
It's pretty much the League of Shadows again with more magic.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
And the cop is a bad cop.
Oh, he's a bad cop now.
What do you think?
Do you think the cop's just...
Weird shifting allegiances for no reason.
Do you think it's just like,
we'll kill your daughter
or we'll bring your daughter back
oh
what will it be
bring back the canary
so
oh I say we'll bring
okay
yeah
not if you don't
play ball
we'll bring your daughter
back from the dead
but if you do play ball
we'll bring your daughter
back from the dead
correct
yeah
that's probably it actually
now that I
yeah
I mean who knows
they may not have
find out the second half of the season.
Yeah.
Do you know there was a Hal Jordan cameo?
Yes.
Yeah, I saw that.
We mentioned that earlier, didn't we?
No.
We said, it doesn't matter.
Did we really?
No, I said there's always a, one of the weird tropes is like a reference to another character.
Oh.
And it's, yeah, it's how, they're in a, it's in a flashback.
I'm sorry, I was writing writing down did you diggle it
as you were saying oh yeah that makes a lot of sense actually so yeah so we in one of the
innumerable flashbacks yes uh there i completely missed that sorry you said that completely
let it all smooth as silk bloody oath uh so yeah so uh we've got Amanda Waller talking to, bloody, what's his face?
Arrow.
The Arrow.
Yep.
The Green Arrow.
And, yeah, there's a long establishing shot.
They're in a bar.
There's a very long establishing shot of, like, a flight, like a pilot bomber jacket.
It's got Jordan.
The name tag says Jordan.
It could be Michael Jordan.
It could be Michael B. Jordan.
Correct.
Yeah.
Man. So, oh,. Jordan. Correct. Yeah. Man.
So, all that's pretty good.
Yeah.
So, have we heard on the grapevine they're going to be casting a Green Lantern?
No.
They're not going to do anything like that?
I think they were hinting.
There was talk that, remember, Diggle was going to be a Green Lantern?
That's right, yeah.
I don't think they're going to do that.
I think they have to leave them alone.
Because there's certain characters I think they wanted to bring into this universe that they can't because of the movies.
And I think if the Flash movie, if Warner Brothers had got their shit together already, this show wouldn't have, the Flash wouldn't have happened.
Wouldn't have existed at all.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Because I think, I don't think, especially because if they release that Flash movie and people are like, we don't like this guy so much.
Right.
Like that'll hurt.
So, no, no, that's what I think anyway.
Because they were going to bring in Harley Quinn
and they couldn't.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, because there was a Harley Quinn cameo.
Remember like way, way back.
That's right, yeah.
So, well, they had plans to do something with that.
And they couldn't bring in...
They were going to make...
I think they were going to make the adam ted
cord oh i think i may be making that up okay yeah but who knows we'll see how that goes the best way
to do it is get a whole bunch of characters like as kids that allude they're going to become
super villains and just bash you over the head with it but never say specifically and speaking
of yep i watched episode one of gotham yeah i know it's like there's like five we're like five
into three i watched one and three three because some stuff happened in three okay right it's
they're gonna cancel because i've downloaded five episodes which makes me think you've got
something else.
...that I've been given a series of viruses.
That is absolutely true.
That's probably what's happened, yeah.
Look, it's not that bad.
Yeah.
They're going to fucking cancel the show, though.
All right.
Because whatever they do, people hate it.
Yeah, that's true.
And look...
Because Batman has such a big fan base that you're going to have people who are like,
oh, I like that new take, but you're going to have thousands of other people going, I
hate that take.
Yeah.
So from the first episode, what did you like about it?
I still like Benjamin McKenzie's Jim Gordon.
No, you don't.
Mustache or no mustache.
No, I'm pretty sure that's My stance on this
It's been my stance
I don't hate him he's pretty good
I like Bullock
Bullock's the best
He should be in the movie version of this
He's wasted in this show
What I'm saying we should
Look I'm probably not gonna
I'll watch a few more episodes of this
But what I'm hanging out for is another Bullock-Alfred team-up.
Yes.
Or maybe a spin-off.
Yes.
Where they hang out and they solve crimes
and they punch people real hard in their face.
And drink.
Yeah, drink.
Bloody oath.
So Bullock quit drinking, didn't he?
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Because there was too much stuff happening.
Stuff.
Yeah.
But he doesn't need to drink because he quit the force.
So Gordon was fired again.
Yep.
And then he got his job back again.
Pretty much the same way.
Did a fave of a penguin.
I don't remember.
Killed a man.
He certainly did.
Yeah.
I don't know.
See, because Gordon is supposed to be this unimpeachable moral beacon, right?
You'll love episode three then.
Oh, good.
We'll spoil it later.
But, but.
So he's doing a favor.
Like you would think that if you've got this character and you're like, okay, he's this incredibly upstanding moral citizen.
Yeah.
He is, you know, he doesn't, he doesn't have the martial arts skills and the money and the gadgets of Batman, but he is...
He does now, in the comics.
Oh yeah, that's true.
But he doesn't have all that stuff, but he is an A-plus straight shooter kind of guy.
You'd write him as finding a different way to get the money back from this gangster than to walk in, beat them up, steal the money, and then shoot one of them, right?
Yes.
Because that's on him.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's not like he was walking down the street and the guy said,
hey, I know you're working for the Penguin.
I might get you or whatever.
And then there was a shootout and he killed that guy and he took his money
and he's like, well, this is opportune kind of thing.
Like this was a life or death situation for me, but it's worked out and now i'm in the penguins good books
yeah it was like i'm gonna go in and probably i'm gonna have to mess some people up probably
and now i've killed a guy that's all on him you're right ridiculous he should be better cop and he
and that's the thing that guy's always like we've got to be clean cops we're going to be this and
that and he's he's all i guess the idea is he's making difficult
choices yeah sure but gordon shouldn't be making choices that difficult he should be making easier
choices he should be like look i'll become a janitor and i'll work my way back up again yeah
sure yeah i'll be a guy at arkham but they did that they sure did yeah they're running out of
menial jobs for him to do to work his way way back up from. Can I spoil the last episode?
Yes.
Do we have any more to talk about in this episode?
I don't remember it.
Mr. Zaz.
Okay, Mr. Zaz was in it.
Yep.
It's pretty good.
The Joker kid was in it.
Joker kid was in it,
jerking it up a storm.
What do you think of him?
Look, he's doing a pretty good Joker.
Yep.
But if he is the Joker,
they've telegraphed it way too hard.
But if he's not the Joker, why are you wasting their time?
This is...
Okay.
Oh, no!
What else?
Okay, hang on.
A couple more things and then you can get to that.
Fishmoony isn't back yet, from what I've seen, but maybe she is back.
Nah.
She's not?
Nah.
She's probably dead?
No.
Who knows?
Okay, right.
It's weird that Arkham Asylum is not gender segregated.
Yes, that is weird.
Because Barbara...
Barbara.
Sorry?
Barbara.
Barbara.
Barbara.
Barbara Gordon, previous girlfriend of Jim Gordon,
has killed her parents or whatever
and then is sent to Arkham Asylum
and just thrown in with the general population
and she's been given like a prison stripy dress.
It's so odd.
I guess that's comic book-ish though.
This show is walking this really weird line.
And I understand because if you read a Batman comic...
I think it's walking around the line either side.
Yeah.
Because if you read a Batman comic, I think it's walking to be kind of this, you know, weird horror terror circus kind of, you know, this weird out of time
like the Batman animated series.
Like it could be set in any time.
Maybe it's set in the past.
There's bloops, but there's TVs.
Yeah, exactly.
But this, like, it doesn't seem like the real world,
but it's not the comic book world either.
No.
Yeah, you're right.
It's this weird line.
It's a world where there's a very serious cop who's very serious,
but there's also a man who attaches balloons to people. Balloons to people from his hot dog cart or whatever it is,
and then he throws them into space, and they never come down.
Then they do.
Okay.
All right.
Spoiler show then.
Hang on. What what else nothing else weird
they broke out yep um she's doing her best harley quinn yeah or the joker right everybody's the
joker i guess okay so episode two i didn't watch okay but basically they take what could have
happened in it though jerome the joker kid yep goes into the gcpd with a bunch
of people how old is he supposed to be 17 don't put him in arkham asylum no you wouldn't no oh
maybe sure yep good why not good boy yeah he like him and a bunch of criminals i just saw this in
the previously on gotham oh yeah shoot up the the this gcpd Yep. Like that time Zaz did it?
Like that time Zaz did it.
And kill the commissioner.
What's her face?
Oh, Essen.
Yeah.
Okay.
But she was a good character, actually.
I liked her.
So she's dead.
And Gordon's sort of in charge, I guess,
even though I guess it probably should be Bullock,
because he was there first.
And also Gordon was just fired for misconduct.
And then he's been brought back under weird, suspicious circumstances.
And then the commissioner has stepped down.
And then, yeah, why not make him the boss?
Sure.
Why not?
Just Wild West.
It looks good.
It's a good looking show.
It's pretty good looking.
Yeah.
Also, Bruce and Alfred blew a hole in the Batcave.
Oh, they did too.
They did that.
They built some explosives because Batman couldn't figure out the key.
The keypad thing.
The keypad.
He couldn't figure out the clues, but it was Bruce.
Did you like that?
It wasn't bad.
I thought it was a good little lesson for him.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Something off about that Batman kid.
Yeah, he's, yeah.
He's good.
He's got, the character seems like he's got severe PTSD or something. Well, I guess he would. Yeah. I guess. But he's very robotic. He's good The character seems like he's got severe PTSD
Well I guess he would
But he's very robotic
Maybe the Bruce Wayne kind of charm
Maybe he learns that
Because that is a face
That he puts on
So I guess that's the way they go on with it
But you know what for being a young Bruce Wayne
He's doing a pretty bang up job that kid
Anyway
This latest episode
jerome and barbara gordon yep go to a fundraiser and jerome kills a magician or something and
dresses a magician okay and he's got a fake beard yes and and so far it doesn't sound anything like
a joker but all right and barbara gordon's with
him as his assistant and and it turns out that you know he's holding everybody hostage and he's
on tv and he's like and he's doing all the joker things you could possibly imagine the maniacal
laughing and he's doing every joker impression you've ever seen or every version of that yes
it's a bit of ledger and a bit of nicholson and whatever and then the guy who wants
to be seen as the hero i can't remember his name he's like a bad guy billionaire whose name i forget
he's a villain for the season stabs jerome in the neck wait is it one of the psionises yeah black
mask no he's dead oh yeah whoever that guy was from the first episode you remember the one who
got him killed who broke him all out
and was like
work for me or whatever
oh yeah sure sure sure
yeah
I don't remember who he is
anyway
okay so
Jerome dies
yeah
but as he's dying
he dies laughing
and blood comes out of his mouth
and he makes a kind of
Joker smile
and he's
smiling and dead
and everybody on TV
saw that
yes
and then it's kind of like the joker's
kind of like this plague that goes through the city and then all these people are kind of laughing
and murdering after they see that so it's kind of like this curse plague so it's magic no not
matter or like an influence and whatever so that's so he wasn't the joker but he was the seed for the joker
what was there some sort of magic signal from the tv no was there you're thinking of batman forever
yeah i'm thinking about forever so people normal citizens of gotham city, as normal as the citizens of Gotham City get, see a magic performance on a television that they watch as their regular television.
I don't know if they saw that part, but they see the aftermath of it when he's got everyone hostage.
So they see a hostage situation.
Yep.
They see a child being murdered.
Yes.
And they decide, do they dress as...
No, they're just laughing and stabbing people and stuff. Yeah. being murdered and they decide do they dress as do they
no they're just laughing
and stabbing people
and stuff
what
I don't believe you
why would I make that up
seems like something
you'd make up
you know what
it's
what is the justification
so are there police reports
are the police just like
people are going
they're killing en masse.
Laughing and killing.
Like, all of a sudden?
Does somebody just like at their breakfast table
and they just pick up a knife and they start stabbing their husband or whatever?
There's a bit of that, yeah.
I can't remember exactly because I was watching it as I was editing.
So I'm not the best person to ask.
You're one of the best people to ask.
You're probably right.
I am.
That's just what it is.
Look, I don't, to be honest.
In episode four, the one I've downloaded that is definitely a virus,
there better be some sort of explanation as to what this is.
I just think we're going to get a whole lot of people showing up
who could be the Joker.
Right.
Because wasn't that the idea in season one? That's what I remember hearing. That Fish Mooney was going to audition a whole bunch of people showing up who could be the joker right because wasn't that the idea in season
one that's what i remember he was going to audition a whole bunch of people any one of them yeah be
the joke that's what i heard and that only happened like once right and they're like well that wasn't
broad enough yeah we've killed fish mooney and we need another one we did red hood yeah so we need
another way to make a whole bunch of potential jokers because nobody cares about the show unless the joker's in it.
So let's just keep auditioning jokers.
But the funny thing is people were like,
we liked Jerome when you brought him in one time
in that one episode.
Did you see that episode?
Yes.
And then they were like,
we're angry you brought him back.
And then when he got killed,
they were angry that he was killed.
Like these guys cannot win.
Like this show is going to get cancelled
because it's upsetting everybody.
And to me, I don't give a shit.
Whatever.
Some of it works, some of it doesn't.
It's a weird kind of Joker virus or influence or whatever it is.
Who cares?
I don't care.
Right, right, right.
I'm probably not going to come back.
It makes no sense.
Well, now I have to come back.
I have to watch at least till then. I have to watch at least till then.
I have to watch at least that scene.
And then the aftermath where Jim Gordon's like,
city's pretty crazy, isn't it?
I'm the boss?
I guess the only explanation is this is a real weird city.
Well, now I'm off to get fired again.
I'll see you next week when I'm the king of the universe.
Because I fail up in this city.
He really does.
We've talked about this before.
Do you think he's going to stay with Leslie Tompkins,
presuming the show doesn't get cancelled?
Or do you think that he's going to meet someone else called Barbara?
Because he cannot marry this woman.
No, absolutely not.
She's crazy.
She really, like, on a dime.
She just went from the most boring person you've ever met
to just full madness. Yeah. Yeah. like on a dime like she just went from the most boring person you've ever met yeah yeah
to just full
madness
full madness
yeah
I reckon
they'll
assuming it lasts
yeah
and it might
I'm saying
but he also has to have
a daughter called Barbara
yeah
is his son
called James also
yes
man
they're the
Will and they're the Will and Jada Pinkett Smith of their time.
Just name the kids.
Same names.
That's great.
I didn't even think of that.
Yeah.
So, yep.
Gotham trundles along at the same speed it's been going at,
upsetting people as it goes.
Yep.
Towards a rickety bridge.
That's it.
What about Agents of S.H.I.E.L. of shield didn't watch it me neither okay but everybody says it's real good now i don't care i'm not going back
okay i've had enough had a bloody enough mate yeah yeah i'll watch agent carter and i'll give that
bloody what's it called jones yeah that and the that and the Mockingjay, Mockingbird, whatever.
Oh, the spin-off?
Yeah, I'll give that a couple episodes.
That's me done.
All right, we've done, we've talked about these shows
that we sort of enjoy and sometimes watch, haven't we?
Oh, yes.
Do you know what time for that?
It's time for me to hiccup.
But do you know what else it's time for?
Oh, what's it time for?
What are we reading?
Oh, what are we going to read?
I'm doing the thing.
What are we reading? Oh, what are we going to read? I'm doing the thing. What are we reading today?
Well, I was going to read.
All right.
What are you reading?
I was going to read, and by read I mean watch the remaining episodes of Gotham.
The remaining four that I have, two of which presumably aren't real, but maybe I won't now.
I think you should at least watch the back end of episode three.
Okay.
Because I'd like to see it.
I just, maybe you're missing something in the explanation here,
but I don't understand.
Do you see some sort of weird transmitter that shouldn't be there
that's transmitting evil rays through the television?
Not that kind of show.
Or is it?
I don't know.
Exactly.
We don't know.
Don't know, man. I'll watch that then I guess
do you have anything else
I should watch?
have I read
watch I mean read?
well I went on a podcast
this week called
D&D's for Nerds
as you know
oh yes
which is a Dungeons & Dragons
Sandspants podcast
oh yes
now that's not out
until December, January
okay
but it's pretty fun
if you like D&D
bloody check it out
I used to play Dungeons & Dragons
back in the day
see I'd never played before
so a lot of it
was me going
what do I
just
where's the quest
give me the quest
but no
it was actually
it was a lot of fun
excellent
and it was also
if you like a guy
who's really serious
about Dungeons and Dragons
trying to run a game
as three other guys
try to derail it
oh that sounds pretty good
yeah
then you'll be
bloody well into it.
I also played the Star Wars Battlefront beta.
I haven't been playing a lot of video games lately.
I gave it a couple hours.
It's a free download.
It might be offline by now by the time this comes up.
It's got like, you can do a Hoth mission, which is the one I played the most, and you
run out and you do the bloody battle of Hoth, mate.
Cool.
And it's pretty good.
Can you be in a snow speeder?
Yes. a hoth mate cool and it's pretty good can you be in a snow speeder yes can you be can you grappling
hook up onto an at and then turn it over the lightsaber and then throw a grenade you cannot
can you find another way to throw a grenade in not in it's no they're really they're they're
hard to kill for that particular map yeah you're obviously rebels or empire and you have to either
stop the adatss by disabling,
by jamming a signal and then rocket launching them multiple times.
You've got to do that a few times.
Or if you're the Empire, you've just got to kind of crush everything
and take out some beacons.
I don't know.
I did a lot of running around and a lot of dying
or a lot of jumping in a vehicle and then crashing it
into an enemy vehicle, killing myself and them.
So I did a lot of that.
Great.
Yeah.
So look, it was a lot of fun.
I probably won't buy it because it doesn't have a great single player campaign apparently it's all multiplayer and i
don't i don't i don't there's a lot of games that are doing that that are just single players kind
of tacked on yeah i love a single player campaign me too yeah oh i also what i um read the the
latest issue of invincible iron man number one what did you he's back who my? My Iron Man is back. My Iron Man? Iron Man.
What's he up to?
Building an armor.
Putting the armor on.
So he's not evil anymore?
No, he's back.
He's back.
He's back.
How'd he get back?
I can't remember.
But he's back.
He's definitely back.
He's got a new armor that once again combines the best parts of all the previous armors.
And it's a new armor. Any of it liquid?
Sort of. It's more... Again And it's a new armour. Any of it liquid? Ah, sort of.
It's more, it's more, it's again, it's a sort of a transformy armour.
Has it got a, has it got an undersheath?
Doesn't really have an undersheath.
You know, he's got like a weird kind of gold spandex suit he sometimes wears.
Doesn't have the undersheath anymore really, no.
Okay.
But it is kind of, it's, it's sort of, you know, he can.
It's a onesie.
Yeah, it's kind of a onesie and he can grab, you know, new, new weapons and stuff like that.
Great.
Looks pretty good. I mean, it looks, it isn't, it's kind of an odd looking armour. Yeah, new weapons and stuff like that. Great. Looks pretty good.
I mean, it's kind of an odd-looking armor.
Yeah, no, I saw the cover, yeah.
It was pretty good, though.
It's very intelligently written.
Very good fun.
Is it just kind of like, everything's the same again?
Yeah, kind of.
It's a reboot.
It's a restart.
I like that, man.
Every now and then, chuck it back, Star Trek.
Chuck it back, yeah.
Whatever.
Great. I've got a
recommendation here
from Jens
Captain America's
Mighty Shield
of the podcast
do you want to hear it
yes
you sure
would it reflect
badly on me
if I said no
and we just moved on
no I think we can
move on
alright
no go back to it
couldn't live with
myself I have a recommendation of my own Brew Breakers Books of Doom All right. No, go back to it. Couldn't live with myself.
I have a recommendation of my own.
Brewbreaker's Books of Doom.
It's a six-book storytelling Victor Von Doom story from the womb to being made monarch of Latveria.
This means that it's all set up before him meeting the Fantastic Four
for the first time, and it only mildly touches on his relationship
with Reed Richards.
All in all, great read.
Keep up the mediocre work, you dickheads.
Thank you.
We will.
We were considering raising our game, but we're not going to now.
No, people seem to just tolerate this, so we'll just keep doing it.
Have you read that?
No, I haven't.
That sounds really good.
Yeah.
It sounds very interesting.
Well, Mason, it's time for letters.
Oh, letters.
But I know, as always, we've got a thing that we do.
Well, the thing we do, the conceit that we have,
the trope that we do every week, the little bit that we do.
We didn't do it last week.
We forgot to do last week.
Our famous bit that we always do, except when we forget to do it,
is that you refuse to edit in another letters theme.
I refuse.
There we go.
Thank you.
So what I'd like the listeners to do, if they would be so bold, is to record their own letters theme.
Sometimes we have like a genre we'd like them to record it in.
Yep.
Sometimes we don't.
Sometimes we say, hey, freestyle it.
Rock the microphone.
Yeah.
That's what we say.
We say that.
And then if you could maybe put it up on YouTube and then tweet at me that you've sent it to me.
At Wikipedia Brown.
At Wikipedia Brown. At Wikipedia Brown.
And then maybe I'll just play it through my phone.
That's the only way we get a letters theme because this tyrant of a podcast editor will
not put one in for us.
We did it.
We did it.
We've done the conceit again.
Anyway, so a couple of weeks ago, I suggested if somebody, because we were doing like sci-fi movies and stuff like that.
We were.
I said if somebody could send in like a spooky sci-fi theme,
maybe with a theremin in it.
Yes.
And so Henry Johnston has tweeted us with one.
Yep.
And let's just play it right now.
Here's our latest theme for this week.
I'm excited.
Good.
You should be.
Something with a theremin in it.
Sure. be something with a theremin in it that's so good incredible work. Maybe one of my faves.
Yeah.
In a way, they're all our faves.
That's true.
I haven't hated one yet.
This time.
Next week, if you could send one in that would be guaranteed to hate,
that would be great.
Well, next week is Back to the Future,
so if you could make it time travel or Back to the Future related.
Or Huey Lewis and the News sounding.
Even better.
More like Huey Lewis andis and the letters not the news
i want a new drug more like i want a new letters what other songs has he done uh those are the two
songs is this it more like is this some letters he did duets with bloody gwydeth paltrow oh yeah
cruising cruising that's the one.
Cruising more like letters.
Okay.
It's from the movie Duets, I believe.
Anyway, what's up, guys?
Great last few episodes.
We don't know when he sent that, though.
We certainly don't.
We might have dropped off since.
This is from Ali, who's sent in a lot of stuff.
You know, he gets the Grab Dat gems.
Speaking of, we've got a couple of great Grab Dat gems this week.
We've got one from will's portatio for those who don't know from time to time yeah ali will
go to a celebrity in the world of nerd stuff yes yes and get them just and trick them into saying
grab that gem he got david prowse you got david prowse he got bloody ray park who was darth maul
david prowse was Darth Vader.
Anyway, but these up.
We got one from Two Strangers, One Podcast.
Great.
With Will Sportacius saying, grab that gym.
And we got another one from Cale Jr.
From Janine Garofalo.
What?
That's amazing.
Look, she says Mick and Nathan.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
So good.
Can someone put them on the Reddit, I guess? Because I'd have to find them yeah and i that's amazing i like them any garofalo and of course 90s image comic sensation
will sportatio sportatio the best comic book name to say absolutely it is will sportatio anyway i
assume i'm pronouncing it incorrectly correct uh What did you guys take on the TV movies divide at Marvel?
Do you think they should be interconnected?
More interconnected, sorry.
Keep being dickheads, grab that gem.
Ali.
Ooh, that is a good question.
I think there's enough.
Yeah.
I think it, like if you were talking, say Daredevil, I don't want to see superheroes every day in that series because it's a different level.
Like it's street level.
The world is not at stake at this level,
but people's lives are at stake.
And I want Daredevil to take care of that.
I want the big guys.
I mean, you know, it might be fun to see him in the movie at some point.
Absolutely.
Maybe we'll see a battle sequence in Civil War.
Maybe put him in there or something like that.
You know, he's fighting some three-level crime or whatever.
Sure.
But I like that.
I like that divide there.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I'd agree with that.
I would like to see, though, if we are getting a damage control series,
I would like to see, I don't know if they can swing this,
but maybe some battle sequences from maybe the Avengers or something.
But cut in there.
Yeah.
And they're like reviewing footage.
I'd like to see a sequence where like we see,
you know,
in the,
in the Avengers,
we see,
you know,
they're,
they're formed.
It's the third act and they're formed up as the team and like Captain America's there.
And he's like,
okay,
you know,
Iron Man,
you do this Hawkeye,
you do this kind of thing.
Right.
And then it pulls back and there's just like a guy filming
on a cell phone and then it cut then it pulls back and then it's like you see the youtube footage of
them like there's the team yeah and then it's like captain america's like and hulk smash and then it
cuts to like a boardroom like the new york city like you know there's some comptrollers and they're
all surrounding captain america like you told him what? What did you do?
Do you know how much this is going to cost? You told him to smash.
That's what I want out of Damaging Trollers.
Just a whole bunch of people who are really tired of dealing with this nonsense.
And there's just Damaging Troll people in the background
just rubbing their hands together like,
oh, we're going to charge them so much for this.
Yeah.
That would be great. They should definitely play that up more or just at some level.
They should definitely hire us as executive producers.
Definitely.
That's what I'm saying.
I'd do it.
I bad mouth most of their shows, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
But that's okay, right?
Yeah, I think because, you know, because now that the movie universe and the TV universe
are even more separated because of that thing that happened with Kevin Feige separated himself from all,
from all of that.
So he's just,
he answers directly to Bob Iger at Disney and that's it.
It doesn't have to go through Ike Perlmutter or any of that.
So I think that we will see a little bit of a divide,
but at the same time,
I also heard that we should expect at some point to see like Daredevil and
those heroes and at least referenced in,
in movies.
Oh, absolutely.
But I think it only seems to really work one way at this point.
You get Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. going,
Thor's pretty good, isn't he?
And then we don't see him.
You know what I mean?
Like there's a lot of that.
Like the episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
that ties into Thor the Dark World,
they're in the library next to where Thor had the battle with Malekith.
Yes.
And it's like, it gives a shit about this.
And we've not seen, we haven't seen Coulson back in the movies since he died.
No.
For all intents and purposes, he's still dead in the movie universe, right?
Well, that's how Joss Whedon sees it.
Yeah.
He basically said that, yes, because it'd confuse people.
If Coulson showed up they'd be like what?
because not everybody
watches Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
very few people do
very few people do
but a lot of people like it
and that's great
maybe I'll watch
you know what
I'll watch
what is it
we up to three?
I don't know
I'm gonna watch
episode one
and see how it goes
good for you
thank you
I bet I'll be confused
hey dickheads
Sully from Louisiana here
With an article I just found
Saying Daniel Craig
Is done with James Bond
After Spectre
He said if he did another one
It would only be for the money
Thought you might be interested
I also wanted you to know
That I appreciate
Your comic book suggestions
As it led me to some great reads
Started listening to the podcast
I've been watching
A couple of your YouTube videos
Keep up the good work Sully
Can I be the official
Totally invincible
Iron man of the podcast
Absolutely you may
Yes
Yeah I read that article as well.
Did he say something like, I would rather slit my wrists than be dead?
Like, it was blunt.
Yeah.
It was a very...
Yeah, and he was like, I'm only in it for the money and everything's garbage.
He didn't say that.
But it seemed like he is right in the middle.
Of having a meltdown?
Yeah, but he's right in the middle of the promotional stuff
yeah
are they still filming maybe
nah they're done
it's out in like two weeks
right okay well then
maybe they are though
maybe that's why he's so mad
yeah
there's a martyr no hands
yeah exactly
but I think he's right
like he's right in the middle
of what I assume
is a very brutal
punishing
yep
schedule of promotional stuff
yep
and he seems like a guy
who when he gets tired of just saying the stock answers,
he'll say whatever he wants.
And clearly he's been ground down.
And they're like,
who do you think should succeed you?
And he's like, I don't care.
What do you think that should be next in the front?
I don't care.
I think the only guy who was kind of
didn't want to leave was Brosnan.
Everyone else was just like,
I'm so sick of this shit. Like they all hate it and you know what he probably also knows
that this will follow him forever yep he will never escape this every interview he does for
the rest of his life someone's going to ask him about james bond they're going to say what do
you think of the current bond like no matter what he's doing yeah even if he's old like super other
be like would you consider coming back yeah cameo yeah he's going. Even if he's old, like super old, they'll be like, would you consider coming back as a cameo?
He's going to get that forever.
It's like being a man on the moon.
It's exactly like being a man on the moon, except you look like a potato.
Precisely.
For those people who don't know, Daniel Craig looks like a potato.
For those who haven't made that connection.
I worry sometimes there's too many in-jokes in this.
And by in-jokes, I mean things we said once and then presume that people would have heard it before. I think sometimes there's too many in-jokes in this. And my in-jokes have been things we said once and then presumed
that people would have heard it before.
I think we reset enough.
Okay, good.
Just so we're clear,
Pierce Brosnan...
You know what?
You should end the show with that.
What?
It's your catchphrase.
Your catchphrase is
Daniel Craig looks like a potato.
Okay.
I'm happy with that.
Good.
You don't like me stealing
your catchphrase?
No!
God damn it.
That's another throwback.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can understand it.
He has to do another one
because he's contracted
unless they want to kick him.
But I think if this one goes well,
which presumably it will,
even if it's terrible,
it'll make a lot of money
because everyone loves Skyfall.
Yeah, yeah.
So they'll make him do another one.
It might also be a case
of he's negotiating in public.
That's true.
Like, I don't know if...
Connery used to do that a lot. Yeah, like, I don't know. He's contracted with one more movie, but I don't know if connery used to do that a
lot yeah like i don't know he's contracted with one more movie but i don't know if the money is
on the table oh yeah yeah so it might be a case of well if i say that i hate this and everything's
the worst and i'm gonna have a meltdown they'll give me an extra yeah whatever like if you say
if you were like this is gonna typecast me forever and they were like well we'll give you another 10
million bucks yeah you'd be like all Yeah. You've twisted my arm.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I guess I'll do it.
All right.
One more letter.
Okay.
It's from Chris.
Hey, dickheads.
Wow.
There's three in a row.
Are you adding that?
I'm genuinely not.
Is that our Gmail filter?
Does it add hey, dickhead to everything?
It may be.
Question.
If you could play one retro uh console any console before and
including the snes uh game to play for the rest of your life what would it be also going to be
the official pokemon master of the podcast we might have one of those but yes any game from
any system super nintendo or prior yep wow i used to have an Amiga 500
back in the day
you know it's probably
not going to be good
if you go back and play it
I know
you first
Super Mario Brothers
the original
no
NES
sorry
Super Nintendo
Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario World
yes
okay right
because it's a pretty great game
there's a lot of variety in it i guess
and it was kind of the peak of kind of 16-bit platforming yeah and even games today a lot of
them don't match up to that and shigeru miyamoto recently confirmed that yes it is a play wait i'm
thinking super mario 3 what super mario brothers 3 is a play oh right yeah yeah because it's
there's curtains there's a curtain call yeah and that. There's sets. Yeah. And two was a dream?
Two might have been a dream.
It was.
He woke up at the end.
Okay, yeah.
So, yeah, it's a classic game.
But I guess you could also go...
Now, Donkey Kong doesn't have as tight controls.
Yeah.
And I wouldn't want to play a fighting game forever.
No.
Imagine your thumbs.
Sore from fighting.
Yeah.
When I was a kid, I had a game on the Amiga 500.
It was called Hunter.
Yeah.
And it was basically Grand Theft Auto 3
but back in the day
oh okay
it was like an isometric game
but you were on
a bunch of islands
yeah
and you could steal
a whole bunch of vehicles
and you could like
shoot people
that sounds great
it was pretty great
and I never finished it
so if I had infinity
time
you could play that
like if I was damned
for all eternity
I guess I could finish it
absolutely
oh wait
Secret of Monkey Island
yeah but that's finite yeah it's funny but like yeah what do you You could play that. Like, if I was damned for all eternity, I guess I could finish it. Absolutely. Oh, wait. Secret of Monkey Island.
Yeah, but that's... Finite.
Yeah, it's funny, but, like, what do you...
I mean, I don't see that.
That's the thing, though.
I don't play that many video games.
Am I forced to play it every day?
I guess if you want to.
Right.
Because otherwise you just put it down.
Yeah.
Man, Secret of Monkey Island was real good.
I'd play something with the FX chip, like that Star Fox game.
Star Fox, yep.
That everyone loves.
Something with Mode 7.
Yeah, but it looks terrible.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm going to go with Super Mario Bros.
All right, fine.
I'm going to go with that thing that I said.
Good work.
Or you could say Super Mario All-Stars, which has got four Mario games in one.
Oh, twist.
I'd still go World.
That's a loophole, yeah.
I've actually got another letter here I've actually put in by accident. Oh, yeah, I'll take it. There's four letters. in one. Oh, twist. I'd still go World. That's a loophole, yeah. I've actually got another letter here
I've actually put in by accident.
Oh yeah, I'll take it.
It's four letters.
I don't care for this
but I guess I'm doing it.
Yeah.
Hello, Jay and Mason.
I hope you're okay.
I know you hear this all the time
but thank you for all the work you put in
for the podcast.
We love it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I have a few questions.
Most people just call us dickheads.
I don't know if you noticed that.
Yeah, we didn't get that time.
Yes.
We do call a lot of people dickheads though
What goes around comes around
Yeah that's right
One
When you're pointing at someone
Yeah
You're really pointing three fingers back at you
See what I'm saying
See look
I know exactly what you're saying
Yeah
Doesn't make any sense
I mean it makes sense
Doesn't make those people less of dickheads though
Certainly doesn't
I'm going to point with my
Like this
That's right yeah
Full hand point.
Yes.
One, are you watching Heroes Reborn?
What do you think of it so far?
Could kind of girls' powers look a bit weird for heroes,
but overall, I'm hooked.
I haven't seen it.
It's great.
I don't know.
I couldn't say.
I agree.
I also haven't seen it.
I probably won't see it because I'll probably cancel it
at the end of the season.
Right.
Two, no, actually, I have no idea.
I heard it didn't have an amazing start, but that's i've heard yeah but if vanji here writing this letter look
if horn-rimmed glasses guy is in it good enough for you give it a whirl number two uh call them
evos now really because they can't say mutant probably do they call it mutants in the old ones
no okay two how's your friends with friendship with mason
changed since you started the podcast are you guys worried that you might have a big fight
to avoid hidden arguments knowing you'll have to see each other following week arguments about what
yeah i think this is the best batman okay all right see you next week
oh maybe i guess it could happen well i don't know i mean this
primarily was an excuse to actually see each other once a week that's true more than anything else
because we spent i don't know because i kind of went away for a bit yep and came back yep and we
just thought let's do a podcast and then we did yeah it's a good story right that's the sacred
origin that is and yeah exactly so we could see each other once a week.
And now we used to live far apart, but now we live closer.
So that makes it easy, doesn't it?
Sure does.
It's a bloody real journey, isn't it?
It is.
So yeah.
But we really just used to do this anyway.
Yeah, this was an excuse to, like, these are the conversations we would have anyway.
Yes.
So.
You're welcome?
Yeah, you're very welcome.
Unedited, we trail off a lot.
We assume that we know what the other person is thinking
so we don't even finish our sentences.
Correct.
We get a lot of hate mail.
Yeah.
Same as before.
Yeah.
It's mostly just shouted from like sidewalks.
Yeah.
Idiots.
Question number three.
Would you be willing to do a commentary for back to the
future are you planning to celebrate october 21st 2015 in any way there you go it's 21st
no we're probably not gonna do a commentary because we don't have time but we will do a
back to future episode like i said and oh i forgot to mention i may be getting there's a there's a
foundation which we uh are going to be doing.
So I'm just going to look it up right now because I forgot.
It's good to have the computer there, isn't it?
It's great.
It's like living in the present.
Here we are.
I found it.
Okay.
So there's an organization called the Hill Valley Preservation Society in England.
And the idea is they collect money to put towards uh parkinson's research
which as everybody's aware uh disease that michael j fox uh developed in the early 90s and then it's
kind of gone full blown in a bad way matt has reached out from this from this place and he
said look we've got a couple of nine they're having a fundraiser and they've got a couple of
um original cells to give away from the movie and anybody who donates any money to this can go in to the running to win win these two
cells fantastic so the idea is if you go to facebook.com slash the hvps which is the hill
valley appreciation society preservation because i was going to say that should be as but no they did get it right he says there's
a link at the bottom and if you tag their donation with the weekly planet they'll put all the the
names in a hat and draw them and draw them out oh great so that's super exciting mason and i will
be donating yes also um at least 22 cents is that right is that what we decided more than that yeah
i think we said more than we did say 22 cents more than that. Because 22 cents, even with the exchange rate, is not a lot of money.
Certainly isn't.
Now, we'll be chipping in like maybe 50 bucks each.
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, if anything you could donate would be amazing.
And if I win, I refuse to take the prize.
I'm going to throw it out of a moving car.
At 88 miles per hour.
Yeah.
Yes.
So it's a great cause.
If you want to win anything or if you'd like to help out this organization,
please give that a look.
We'll also talk about it again next week,
and then I guess we'll announce it the week after.
I've got to speak to Matt about that to confirm that.
But pretty cool.
Again, I'll probably remind everybody up front next week
in a more kind of condensed and better way
because I've just kind of stumbled through this.
So I apologize.
But if you like stuff that you've won
sounds pretty good
doesn't it
yes it does
alright
that's the show
for this week
that's the show
next week like we said
back to the future
Star Wars commentary
at weeklyplanet.bandcamp.com
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you can also
if you're a Patreoner
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You can get that for free
or you can sign up for that and then play it.
Or you can go to the Bandcamp website
and just play it straight from there.
Mason thinks it's the best commentary we've ever done.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
It's okay.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
I like it.
We're happy with it, I guess.
I mean, we don't listen back to it.
No.
So we have no idea.
But even if we did, we'd have to watch back to it. No. So we have no idea. But...
Even if we did, we'd have to watch the movie again.
Yeah.
It doesn't really work.
That would be weird.
Yeah, very odd.
Listen to yourself talk about a movie as you watch a movie.
Oh, and then we re-commentate over that.
Yeah.
Oh, we should do another...
Tell you what, here's an idea.
Once we've run out of movies to commentate over,
which we will...
We've done all the movies.
We've done all the movies.
We do another set of commentaries where we listen to our
we watch the movie again
with the commentary
over the top
and we do a commentary
on that
brilliant
and it'd just be
a lot of me going
ooh I missed a chance
for a joke there
I'm not doing well
in this one
oh
was I tired
I must have been tired
probably didn't get
a lot of sleep
this is a long movie
when you watch it again
yeah
where can they find you
and us
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I'm at WikipediaBrown.
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All sorts of goodies.
And by goodies, I mean all the important good information that we miss.
Yes.
All the interesting stuff.
Goes up there all the time.
And as always, yeah, thanks for listening.
Thanks to the Bruton The Bass List for the theme songs.
Thank you.
And for anybody who contributes a lettuce theme.
Yeah.
We love it.
Even if we don't play it.
Thanks to Wilsh Portatio.
Thanks to Wils.
Wilsh.
Wils.
Wils.
All right.
The Portatio.
The Portatio.
All right.
Grab that gem, you guys.
Daniel Craig looks like a potato?
Yeah.
All right.
That's going to come back and bite us in the ass.
Definitely.
And by that, you mean Daniel Craig's going to beat me to death?
Yeah.
He's got Hollywood muscles.
I reckon I could take him.
Yeah, true.
He'd kill me.
All right.
That's a great catchphrase.
Oh, the dog woke up.
Hello.
You're all right.
You're a good dog.
I like your spirit.
Okay.
See you guys.
We like your spirit, guys.
See you next time.
I meant the dog.
We don't like your spirit, guys. next time i meant the dog we don't like your spirit
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