The Weekly Planet - 137 X-Men: Apocalypse is...
Episode Date: May 30, 2016This week we get stuck into potential Power Rangers sequels, the Preacher pilot, DC Rebirth, a shocking Captain America twist that isn’t that shocking, Warcraft reviews, Bond stuff and new Wolverine... villains.Plus we break down the good and bad of X-Men: Apocalypse! Mason has some stuff to say. Big time.You can find the X-Men DOFP Commentary on Patreon here: patreon.com/MrSundayMovies or via bandcamp here: weeklyplanetpod.bandcamp.com3:17 Seven more Powers Rangers movies!5:42 Preacher Pilot reaction7:53 Captain America is Hydra14:28 Mel Gibson turned down Odin15:17 No more Bond for Sam Mendes, Jamie Bell up for 00717:11 Warcraft is crap apparently22:45 Wolverine 3 villains24:41 X-Men: Apocalypse Spoiler Free Review40:12 X-Men: Apocalypse Spoiler Review1:05:05 What We Reading/What We Gonna ReadDC Rebirth breakdown1:15:37 Letters It’s Time For LettersBuy X-Men Apocalypse on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2M4I7iWPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesMr Sunday Movies YouTube Channel: https://goo.gl/lB90W2The Weekly Planet YouTube Channel: https://goo.gl/1ZQFGHFind our T-Shirts here: https://goo.gl/q6gE9C Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of The Weekly Planet,
official podcast of ComicBookMovie.com,
where we talk movies, comics, TV shows.
My name is James, also known as Mr. Sunday.
With me as always is my co-host, Nick Mason.
I'm here.
You are here.
Ready to go.
Are you ready to go?
Talk about stuff.
Are you ready for seven Power Rangers movies?
What?
That can't be right.
Maybe it will be.
So the CEO of Lionsgate, Barry Lionsgate, I presume.
It's pronounced Leon's Gatte.
Oh, right.
It's Barry Leon's Gatte.
He's from France, which is weird because his first name is Barry.
Very strange.
Barry, doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
So basically they've got the, I think the first Power Rangers movie,
well not the first, they made one in the mid-90s,
but like of the rebooted with the Iron Man style suits,
with the new man style suits with
the new rita repulsive yeah all that kind of stuff uh that's coming out march and he said look you
know if it does well we'll do five six or seven you know we'll just kind of see how we go and
people are like why don't you get one right you're dickhead yeah but i don't think this is him saying
and he's and he yells back it's not the point have you seen the previous ones what is right in this case anyway
were the last with it was the tv series good i made it i don't even know
good old barry leon scarte yeah he knows what's up but i think he was just saying look if it does
well we'll make like we'll just keep making them yeah i don't think this was him specifically saying
i don't know if you know how hollywood works but if i make money off, we'll make like, we'll just keep making them. Yeah. I don't think this was him specifically saying. I don't know if you know how Hollywood works,
but if I make money off this, I'll make another one
until I stop making money.
Exactly.
And then who knows?
I'll sell it.
I can't imagine.
I'll sell it to some idiot and he'll try to make another one.
I can't imagine like when they made the first Transformers movie,
they'll be like, we'll do six or whatever.
I guess that's true, yeah.
Whatever they're up to now.
So I think that was just kind of a passing comment.
Yeah. But, you know, look look the way that i would approach this if i was doing a power rangers movie first of all spandexy suits yeah sure that's priority number one some sort of magic
flute yes definitely that's probably number two men in men in zords yeah not cgi men in zords
uh but you you just kind of you treat it like what's that what's that expression don't
eat yellow snow that's the expression what is it like um expect the best but plan for the worst
yeah sure yeah so you know you make the first one like it's going to be the last one right you know
what i mean and then you got more of a chance of making a good one as opposed to being like oh we'll
get to that and like the next one do you know what i mean like yeah that's true okay put all your eggs
in all your baskets at once and bloody go for it i'm not saying use every villain or every spandex no do
every spandex but you know just make a good one and then we'll go from there okay you're a big fan
are you no i'm not against it i just don't you know yeah yeah you just good luck to him yeah
good luck to your bloody power rangers the preacher pilot came out last week you didn't say
i haven't seen it yet, no.
You've read the comic, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Now, there's a lot of...
I haven't.
I actually just started it yesterday.
But there's a lot of divergence from it
because a lot of the stuff that...
Well, somebody said to me that this is sort of a prequel to the comic book.
This first episode is a prequel.
Yes.
A lot of the stuff that happens in issue one of the comic book
hasn't happened yet.
Yes.
So I'm thinking,
I've heard that all that stuff happens in the first season
and the next season is like when the comic kind of kicks in.
Oh, we're getting a whole season of pre.
Apparently.
And look, what I saw of it, having not read the comic,
I enjoyed it.
It was kind of a bit all over the place.
I'm like, some of it I'm like,
am I supposed to know who this is?
Do you know what I mean?
But that being said, it kind of moved pretty quickly.
I liked everybody who was in it.
What is Dominic Cooper's accent like?
That's okay.
Is it Southern Preacher?
It's Southern Preacher, yeah.
Or is it his generic Howard Stark?
Where's he from?
Is he American?
I think he's English.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah.
He's also in Warcraft, which we'll talk about in a minute.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Which is now Warcraft the beginning?
Yes.
Okay.
Possibly the end.
We'll get to that.
All right.
But actually, I just put a poll up on Twitter.
I said, you know, gauging interest for hashtag weekly planet pod,
this very podcast, Mason, that you're on, that you're privileged to be on.
Is that what this is?
That's what this is. Oh, I thought this was some sort of court deposition no no no no no that's
that's what the government needed me to tell them my opinion on spider-man every week look i'm sure
they're listening good okay but uh yeah gauging interest for uh the podcast what everyone think
of preacher 52 52 said good start 28 said meh 13 said crap as mate and 7 said it was too different
from the from the source material but yeah but you know is that something you're going to go
check out yes apparently the ratings were like okay okay sure which is which is fine i mean it's
it's a pilot that they're generally they're not exceptional unless it's like you know the walking
dead spin-off or yeah you need an
existing property yes exactly really so or a big big star yes like a dominic like a dominic cooper
now people have asked us to talk about dc rebirth we're going to talk about that in our famous
segment what are we reading what are we going to read which is up towards the end you have a lot
of stuff to say don't you yeah i think i have many opinions on it. But look, there was another kind of big revelation
in comics this week.
There was, that's true.
Which is that Captain America is maybe a Hydra agent
and always was or something.
Side note, Dominic Cooper is from Greenwich in England.
Oh, yes, Greenwich Mean Time?
Precisely, he invented Greenwich Mean Time.
That's great.
Why is he acting then?
Surely he'd just get all that sweet money
from all the time money.
Yeah, exactly.
Clock money? Yeah, all the clock money. Good, yeah yeah uh what's this saying time is money as as we know
certainly is mason okay so here's the should we add spoilers to this yeah spoilers so if you
haven't read it that being said i haven't read it and also you just said what it was just then
so that doesn't everybody knows it's. It's in like titles on websites.
It's like Captain America is a Nazi or whatever.
Yeah.
So basically it's like Captain America got all his powers back
because he's got the bloody super soldier serum like sucked out of him.
Yep.
So he's a frail old man.
And it was like Captain America issue one, Steve Rogers is back,
and it ends with him like saying the famous hail Hydra kind of tagline.
And people are like,
now we don't know.
There's a few like fan theories concerning like,
apparently him coming back had to do with like the cosmic cube and some other
stuff.
So maybe they kind of reset his brain,
which is what happened with similar thing happened to invincible,
no irredeemable Iron Man.
No.
What was the latest Iron Man where he was superior? Well, that's the Invincible, no, Irredeemable Iron Man? No, what was the latest Iron Man?
Oh, Superior Iron Man.
Did that happen?
Well, that's the thing.
So this happened to, it actually happened to Iron Man in the 90s as well.
Oh, it did too, yeah.
Because basically in the 90s it was revealed that Iron Man had always been under the control of time traveller Kang the Conqueror.
So the good guys had to go back in. So he became evil. Iron Man had always been under the control of time traveller Kang the Conqueror.
So the good guys had to go back in.
So he became evil.
You can always tell that a good guy's become evil,
like especially an armoured one,
because he can move his helmet with his mind.
Right.
Because Magneto can do that.
That's right.
And all of a sudden Iron Man was like,
he'd throw out a hand and his helmet would come to him.
Because a good guy will make the effort and trudge over there. He'll trudge i'm like something's not quite right here so anyway it turned out that he because kang went back in time and took control
of his mind or turned him evil or what have you yeah so all the good guys had to go back in time
further further to stop that from happening and what happened is the the elder iron man was killed yeah and they
extracted the teenage iron man the teenage tony stark from the past and brought him to the present
yeah but before that happened the evil iron man like damaged his heart right so he so we ended
up with like emotionally was like you'll never you'll never be a success i'm a real meaty in
the future and he's like oh my god so he ended up in the present
yeah with a damaged heart that he had to fix with a you know a kind of an arc reactor kind
of situation that sounds really familiar why does that sound so familiar well it might be i guess
they well yeah oh i said what you're doing there i was like well there was iron man armoured
adventures which came out a few years ago it was an animated series oh you're bloody you're going
too deep you're bloody so anyway so then so, of course, because that's his thing,
he builds an Iron Man suit and now it's Teen Iron Man in the 90s.
So the current Iron Man is that Iron Man?
No, because what happened is that Teen Iron Man,
do you remember Onslaught from the 90s?
I do remember Onslaught.
It was a combination of Magneto and the evil parts of Professor X's psyche.
It formed a big monster called Onslaught.
Well, basically the way he was stopped was that Franklin Richards,
son of Reed and Sue Richards, created like a pocket dimension
and he was sort of destroyed by being hurled into that.
But in order to stop him, a whole bunch of heroes had to go
into the pocket dimension and they ended up in what was called
the Heroes Reborn universe universe which was all the image
creators came back to do like a super extreme reboot of all so there was a reboot of iron man
there was a reboot of captain america by rob liefeld if you recall you might have seen where
that comes yeah you might have seen it you might have seen a big chested captain america and
somebody's redrawn him as naked big chested captain amer. It's real weird. Anyway, at a certain point, that universe collapsed
and all the heroes escaped and Tony Stark came out of it
as just adult Tony Stark again.
And it's never been referred to since.
He's never brought it up.
Nobody else has ever brought it up.
Nobody's like, what do you remember from then?
Like, it's just, they just went snap realities back
to how it is normally.
So, yeah, this has happened before, basically, is what I'm saying.
So the writer said,
issue two will lay a lot of our cards on the table
in terms of what the new status quo is,
but the one thing we can say unequivocally is
this is not a clone, not an imposter, not mind control,
not someone else acting through Steve.
This really is Steve Rogers, Captain America himself.
But since this is the comic book, that's the quote,
since this is a comic book universe, that rules out nothing.
No, it doesn't.
It rules out absolutely nothing.
Sure, it could be Steve Rogers, Captain America,
but you can just go, and even if-
You could say, like you said, a different timeline.
Different timeline or parallel universe or bloody,
the time stream is affected.
It's the Rob Liefeld version.
Yeah, the time stream was affected by when he was resurrected
by the Cosmic Cube after he was assassinated.
Yeah.
And then this will go for a year.
I think they were saying this was going to go for a year.
But he needs, again, this is a, it's sad that we have to say this now.
Captain America is a transmedia character now.
He's a comic book character.
He's an animated character.
He's a movie character.
They all sort of have to be the same at certain points.
Yes, they do, yeah.
And so when Infinity War comes out,
he has to be a good guy again in the comic books.
Otherwise, when people watch Infinity War,
they're going to be confused.
That's right.
So he has to be a good guy again by then.
Yes.
So this is going to last however long it lasts,
and then we're all going to go back in time,
and we're going to kick the red skull in the face
who's pulling the switch
we're all doing it
who's pulling the switch
to make him evil or whatever
yeah
and the switch won't be pulled
and he'll be good again
and the timeline will be restored
so who cares
gotcha
stop getting mad everybody
yeah well that's exactly it
but look
I think the more important thing is
will this be a good story arc
yeah exactly
because like you've said before
when they killed Steve Rogers for the first time.
Yes.
The only time?
I don't know.
No, he's been presumed dead a lot.
That's not the point.
People thought, how are they going to make a Captain America comic book
without Steve Rogers?
Unprecedented.
And they did.
They did for a long time.
And they've done it since with the Falcon and whatever.
So it's just about, will it be a compelling story?
That's the most important thing.
Also friendship, two things.
Those two things.
Okay.
This is just a quick bit of news.
Mel Gibson apparently was asked to play Odin in the first Thor,
and he turned it down.
Huh.
Two shirtless Australians just bloody running about.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
What's that, 2011?
I would have much preferred Anthony Hopkins.
I'm glad that happened.
Yeah?
You're okay with it?
I think it would have been okay.
I mean, he's a terrible person.
He would have given good, I'm filled with rage for the inadequacies of my son kind of
situation.
He would pull that off very well, I think.
So, maybe.
Who's to say?
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're like, what do you think of superhero movies?
And he's like, some are good and some aren't good that's he's not wrong for once in his life he's not wrong
some are good and some are bad you know like racist oh stop talking mel why so sam mendez
has come out this is no surprise he directed uh american beauty also did the last two bond films
ones your favorite ones i think aren't they? Incorrect. That's right.
Sorry, Die Another Day is your favourite.
Not correct.
All the things you're saying are incorrect.
They're slight on me.
He said that, look, he's not going to do the next Bond film,
which is no surprise.
Yep.
So I expect it didn't do, I think, as well as I would have liked,
critically.
Like, it did okay financially.
Like, it did okay.
But it wasn't received super well.
And so, yeah, he's not coming back.
And he said he doesn't know who's going to be the new James Bond.
It's not up to him.
But one of the names that came out this week that was floated is Jamie Bell.
Now, who's that again?
He's Billy Elliot.
Huh.
So, you know.
All right.
There you go.
I feel.
Are they going to mocap him?
Yeah, right.
Oh, it's that guy.
Yeah, okay.
Right, right.
Okay, yeah.
I don't like that.
His jumper's mad.
I mean, he is a monstrous bruiser of a man like Daniel Craig,
but I don't think.
I definitely think, from the names I've heard,
we've heard like Tom Hiddleston.
It's going to be Hiddleston, I feel.
Sure, why not?
But I think we're going to get.
Hey, man.
Hey, stop looking at him.
She really likes you, man.
I know.
What have you done?
What have you been feeding my dog?
Drugs.
Human drugs or dog drugs?
A bit of both.
Okay, good.
On your bed.
Yeah.
On your bed.
There you go.
You're all right.
Yeah, so I think they're going for more of the suave, the svelte.
Yeah.
More like a Dalton than like the potato muscle man,
like the human action figure, we've seen as Daniel Craig.
I'm guessing.
Yeah.
So would you say Hiddleston's the way you want to see it go?
Once again, I want to see it Emily Blunt,
going the way of Emily Blunt.
Gillian Anderson's the way I want to see it.
Yeah, that would work too.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah, like I said, I've only liked a couple.
I've only really liked a couple of them of the last 10,
so it makes no difference to me. That's right of them of the last 10. Yeah, yeah.
So it makes no difference to me.
That's right.
But you loved Skyfall.
No, incorrect.
Stop saying lies about me.
So Warcraft has been getting some reviews.
Oh, yes.
Now, initially it was, when I first tweeted,
I'm like, oh, these are kind of mixed.
Because it was like, there was like five reviews
and three were kind of like, yeah, it's not bad.
And two were like, this is not good.
It's not a good movie.
But now it's on 22% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh, boy.
Which is pretty brutal.
And what is the consensus there?
Does it say specifically why everyone hates it?
It's like it's kind of overblown.
It looks good, but it tries to do too much with the universe.
It's complicated but also quite simple.
I kind of just skimmed a few reviews.
Has anybody, have they attempted to shoehorn in some sort of video game related contrivance?
Like a big hand moving?
Yeah, like a big hand, some sort of top-down battle sequence.
That's a good question.
I don't actually know.
I think they're probably more in line with the online role-playing game
than it would be the early strategy games.
I'd imagine.
That being said, who's to say? Not us, we haven't seen it. be the early strategy games. I'd imagine. That being said,
who's to say?
Not us, we haven't seen it.
Have you played the new Doom yet?
No.
It looks pretty good.
I've heard it's good.
It looks pretty good.
They should make another movie
on that, shouldn't they?
Apparently what I like is
it's the same Doom guy
from the first two.
Right.
Like he's dragged back
out of hell or whatever.
The third one is
The third one's a reboot.
It's like a survival horror. Yeah, and you have a flashlight and a gun. Yeah, yeah. And you have to switch them out of hell or whatever. The third one is... The third one's a reboot. It's like a survival horror.
Yeah, and you have a flashlight and a gun.
Yeah, yeah.
And you have to switch them out, I think.
That's right, yeah.
So, no, I think it's one of those things where I'll pick it up
when it's like $30 or whatever.
But no, it interests me, definitely.
I've been playing some Uncharted, Mason.
You know that about me.
Oh, that's right, yeah.
And I'm really looking forward to Mirror's Edge Catalyst.
Yeah, I really like Mirror's Edge when it came out.
Me too.
Did you play it?
Yeah.
Or you just like the look of it?
No, I played it.
Good.
It's good.
You haven't got a PS4 yet, do you?
No.
Maybe we'll do some more sponsorship and we'll get you one.
How about that?
Okay, great.
But yeah.
Listen, we couldn't get you a PS4, but we got you this GameCube.
We get you a 3DO.
Get you a Jaguar. We could do a Jaguar.
We could do an Atari Jaguar.
Wait, where are you going? This dog's running off again, mate.
We could do a Sega Saturn and a Dreamcast.
One of them works. We're not sure which is which
though, so. Some of the cables are missing.
You need an old TV.
That's right.
So, yeah, Warcraft.
Things aren't looking great, even like projections
in terms of
even projections in terms of the stop trying to muck, even projections in terms of like
the turnout for the opening week.
But if you notice, even from like the get go, like I want this to be good, mostly because
I really liked Duncan Jones.
And whenever I see him in an interview, I'm like, he's so well adjusted for being David
Bowie's son.
Right, yeah.
Like you'd think he'd be crazy.
Yeah.
But no, he's like, he's clearly very talented and he clearly loves the world.
Yeah.
But it just seems like it might be a bit of a misstep.
That being said, I am really looking forward to seeing it.
I'm not.
But I will see it anyway because that's what we've got to do in this world.
You know it.
This world of ours.
Yeah, look, we're going to have to wait for another movie to be the-
Assassin's Creed?
Yeah.
Angry Birds did all right.
People seemed to-
But I mean like good.
Oh, you mean, like, spectacular.
Like, you were looking for, like, the godfather of video games.
Well, I mean, like, live action.
I mean, Angry Birds could be good or not good.
Yeah.
But there's nothing to that universe, right?
Pigs, still eggs, slingshots.
All right.
There's a lot to that universe, but clearly.
No, but I mean, like, if it's just pig stealing eggs or whatever,
you can make the characters whatever you want.
You can give them whatever personalities you want.
You can put them in whatever world you want, really.
They have to be angry, so you can't give them whatever personality.
That's true, yeah.
Or on the scale of angriness.
But with Assassin's Creed or whatever, you need...
Animus and whatever.
You need certain tropes, exactly, as we've discussed before.
So it's much harder to shoehorn them into a video game narrative
that might be a lot longer and has weird mechanics
into a two-hour movie that has plot and characterisation.
I love that they just keep having a run at this video game thing.
One day, oh, one day.
We will get one.
Well, maybe one day it'll just click and they'll go,
oh, video games are their own medium and you don't need to translate them to film.
Also, the thing is, do you know how much money video games make?
Billions of dollars, right?
Billions of dollars.
It's like pricing alone because you buy a video game, right,
and then you might get the add-ons like the downloadable content
or you get the season pass or the special edition
with the bloody action figure or whatever or the statuette oh yeah but a movie for most people you go you pay
10 20 bucks wherever you're from and then that's it yeah that's true so but video games like you
a lot of times you put you're paying 60 bucks up front yeah which is you know a lot triple
sometimes more than what it costs for a movie so you, you know. Yeah, and you just keep paying.
You're paying a monthly fee, you're paying a bloody whatever.
That's right, if you've got your bloody PS Plus account
or whatever you want to call it.
Also, I saw the trailer for Battlefield 1.
That looks pretty good.
Battlefield 1.
It's the Battlefield game set in World War I.
Oh, really?
When did that come out?
I don't know.
It looks pretty good.
There's people on horseback with scimitars.
Have you got bloody bolt-action rifles and shit?
Yeah, kind of.
And also like one of those rifles,
like the machine gun
with the big drum on the top.
Yeah, one of those.
There's people,
there's like a guy
in a medieval knight
with a machine,
looks like a medieval knight
with a machine gun.
It's a weird,
the early 20th century was weird.
Weird as in they just
made stuff up for this?
I think they made
some stuff up for this, yeah.
It's kind of untapped
the World War I kind of
genre because the guns aren't that cool.
Right, exactly.
There's some biplanes and triplanes.
What's a triplane?
It's got three sets of wings.
Ah, that's too many wings, surely.
No, no.
Is that in case you lose one?
Yeah, I think so.
It's the optimum number of wings.
I didn't even know.
Anyway, it looks pretty good.
Good stuff.
All right, okay.
I'm going to have to check that out.
Anyway, that's our video game chat
for the next six months.
Wolverine 3.
Some villains have been rumored to be in the mix.
Yep.
Number one, Wolverine self-doubt.
Number two, flashbacks.
Like a weird wig out.
I'm scared.
It's me, Wolverine.
I'm scared.
So, number one.
If you haven't heard our X-Men Days of Future Past commentary, that's my Wolverine I'm scared so number one if you haven't heard our
X-Men Days of Future Past
commentary
yes
that's my Wolverine impression
for the whole thing
well actually
it variates from him
being scared
and him just insulting
the differently abled
that's right exactly
so get into that
if you haven't
yeah I'll link it below
or it's on Bandcamp
or Patreon
yeah
so yeah
the Reavers
they're like
cyborg-y so they're not mutants but they're enhanced aren't they they are yeah they're um Or Patreon. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. So, yeah, the Reavers. They're like cyborgy type.
So they're not mutants, but they're enhanced, aren't they?
They are, yeah.
Yeah, they've had a crack at Wolverine.
They've had a crack at the Punisher back in the day.
They're pretty good.
One's got like tank legs.
Like treads.
Yeah, like tank treads, yeah.
Seems impractical.
What do they call you, treads?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, that's right in Wolverine's wheelhouse.
Or tread house house if you
will there's a guy who's got all stretchy arms and legs oh it's gonna be great metallic stretchy
yes yeah yeah like telescoping wow that's that's really impractical yeah there's other guys it's
gonna be pretty great cool so it's and there's also rumors of um weapon x like the crew like
oh yeah okay i don't really know anything about but they're probably just a bunch of different
mutants. Yeah.
So, you know what?
We'll talk about the Wolverine because it kind of ties into X-Men Apocalypse,
which is what we're here to talk about this week, mate.
Yes, it is.
Unless there's more news that you've missed.
Let me check.
Are you going to do that thing at the end of the episode
where you check for news?
I'm going to do it.
Okay, cool.
That's it.
That's all I have.
That's bloody it, mate.
I mean, I haven't written anything in this notepad
for quite a long time it's rosa salazar uh she's gonna be in robert rodriguez she's gonna lead
robert rodriguez's uh elita battle angel i remember that yeah so that's happening good stuff
all right so i think that's actually it's from a few days ago anyway um
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X-Men Apocalypse.
It's at an okay US opening.
They're predicting like 80 million.
They're hoping for 90.
It was made about 130 worldwide last week
because it was out in most places in the world.
They're doing that Marvel Studios method
of releasing it everywhere else in the world
and then a week later releasing it in the US.
Oh, God.
Siri's kicked in on my iPad.
I don't know what's happening there.
You accidentally held that button down too long, didn't you?
Yeah.
Do you actually ever use Siri?
Are you ever just like,
Siri, where's the best donuts?
Maybe if I'm driving sometimes.
Oh, really?
Because you can go,
if it's plugged in, you can go, hey, Siri.
Oh, you've got it on always listening, don't you?
Yeah, it's always listening to me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, no, right?
You've covered all your laptop and iPad cameras with little fruit stickers.
I bloody have, mate.
Yeah.
So the government can't.
But you know they're listening now.
Of course they are.
Yeah.
But I just don't like having a camera that's looking at you all the time.
I understand.
That's why when the Xbox was released and they're like,
and it's the new Xbox,
they're like,
it's got to come with a bloody camera that looks at you all the time.
Yeah, that's right.
Like, no, thank you.
I think younger people don't care as much.
Oh, maybe that's not true.
But someone of our generation,
maybe you don't give a shit, do you?
Not really.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah.
What do we got?
What do we got?
What do we got?
What do we got?
So we're going to go spoiler free and then spoilers as always. Okay, cool.
Yeah, let's do it.
We'll clearly mark that.
We'll try as hard as we can to talk at all about this movie without spoilers.
That's right.
And then we'll just spoil away.
And the favorite part of this segment is obviously when you tell us what you think the story was
without spoiling it.
Oh, geez.
All right.
So after the events of...
Days of Future Past.
Yeah, but also after the events of First Class. Yep. But before the events of... Days of Future Past. Yeah, but also after the events of First Class.
Yep.
But before the events of...
Of the future parts of Days of Future Past.
It's 1970...
Wait, it's 1983?
It's 1983.
So it's 12 years after the events of the past parts of Days of Future Past.
But 40-odd years before the events of... X-Men 1. No of the future parts of Days of Future Past.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, okay.
So it's at that point.
It's that clearly defined point, 1983, right dead center.
Around the release of Return of the Jedi.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that'll come up.
Yeah.
So Professor X has started his school for gifted youngsters.
Yes.
And everything seems to be going pretty great.
Yeah, it is.
But it turns out that the ancient evil of Apocalypse has returned to bloody...
He's awoken and he's unhappy with the state of the world
and he's going to Apocalypse everybody.
He'll tell everybody about it, how he's unhappy about it,
and then eventually he'll do something.
Strongly worded letter.
That's right.
To all the governments. Yeah. Soly worded letter. That's right.
To all the governments.
Yeah.
So yeah, that is pretty much the plot.
There's not a lot to this plot, if I'm honest with you.
There are some more spoilers in the trailers and that stuff,
which we'll try not to touch on, I guess,
even though they're in all the trailers.
Like of certain people that kind of pop up and whatever. We won't, hopefully won't touch on that too much.
The new cast, I was like, I don't care about any of these new people,
new generic Cyclops.
But I actually really enjoyed a lot of the new cast.
I thought they were quite good.
What did you think?
Let's go through them.
Cyclops.
Yeah, good.
I liked him.
Was he sassy enough?
Because he was a teen sassman.
Yeah, he was like James Marsden Jr.
James Marsden Jr.
Not James Masters Jr.
No, that's Spike.
That's Spike, yeah, yeah.
So you thought he was a bit above, like, generic Cyclops-y kind of guy?
Yeah, they gave him enough.
They gave him enough that the amount of screen time he had
wasn't just me going, oh, why have they put this guy in here?
Because we saw him, we saw another version of young Cyclops
in X-Men Origins, Wolverine.
Wolverine, yeah, we did.
And he was just like a nothing.
Yeah.
I mean, that was barely a film.
Sure, yeah.
But, yeah, this guy was much better.
What about Jean Grey?
Take her or leave her.
Nightcrawler?
Yeah, good.
Yeah.
Yeah, fun little.
It's always good to see Nightcrawler.
Yeah, he was fun and not as crushed down by angst
as Alan Cummings' version in X-Men 2, which was nice, right?
Yes, that's very true.
Yeah. He still had the little religious-y tattoos, which was nice, right? That's very true. Yeah.
He still had the little religious-y tattoos, though.
He did, that's true, yeah.
Too much?
Do you think it's too much on this design?
No, more subtle.
More subtle, okay, fair enough.
Storm.
Not really there.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
She's got a bit of play at the start.
Yeah.
She has some moments with Apocalypse.
Do you like the look, though?
Sure, I do like the look.
I want to talk about the costumes, though, but that's kind of a spoiler isn't it yeah it is so i might mark that
down as spoilers no i thought they were good i i like that they're kind of i think they did
quite well with what they had yeah exactly yeah no which was not much in my humble opinion
you weren't a fan of this movie in general look i it look if i could if i could describe it in three words it'd be long and
dumb it was i don't mind a dumb movie if you're in and out and and it's and it's done i don't
mind a long movie if i make it worth my time but this i felt every second of this it was two and a
half hours i really really felt like a very long time oh wow see i thought it was fine like it's
not my favorite i don't think it was i think it was fine. Like, it's not my favourite.
I don't think it was...
I think it was about as good
as Days of Future Past
in terms of...
It is dumber.
Yeah.
In terms of dumbness,
I would say it's the second
dumbest X-Men movie
behind Origins Wolverine.
But before X-Men 3.
Yes, X-Men 3 is not as dumb
as this one.
Wow. Yeah, that's right powerful words basically
you know what because there's two there's x-men 3 is pretty dumb yeah but at least it's straight
down the line and there's not as many moving parts yeah this one there's so many i feel there's
a lot of moving parts that they don't know what to do with sure and i don't mean i mean i physically
there's a lot of stuff just flying about it certainly is but i mean there's also they've thrown in so many plot
points that don't go anywhere yeah and just characters that don't have a lot to do and just
you've given a lot of people a lot of powers that they don't use efficiently or effectively
and but then they don't use them effectively all of a sudden
and it all falls to bits for me.
Okay.
Towards the end or just over the course of it?
Most of it.
The majority of it, sure.
See, I genuinely think that the strength of these movies
and the same can be said for the last James Bond movies
stem from the first, which was First Class,
which I think was really well cast.
It's my favourite X-Men film.
And all of the good stuff out of Days of Future Past.
I feel most of it stems from First Class.
Okay, sure.
And then it kind of washes over a bit into this one.
It's like Fastbender's still great, McAvoy's great.
People say that Jennifer Lawrence phoned it in
but I just thought she was...
I don't think she phoned it in but I think she was not...
I think what they did is they said,
hey, we haven't...
She came to set and they're like, we haven't written anything for you yet do you have any like deleted pages from hunger
games about any speeches that were a little too long about being a hero and and and standing up
for what you believe and do you have any of those because we'll just throw them in yeah yeah i feel
they went you know what let's she's good in the hunger games let's just give her some more of that
she didn't have a lot to do ultimately.
But she was kind of the driving force for a lot of it at the same time.
Like she's this icon, this mutant icon.
Well, she was this mutant icon because they said she was this mutant icon.
But I don't think she really did anything in the movie.
She got choked.
She did get choked a number of times, yes.
Okay, fair enough.
But do you like you enjoy
Fassbender and
McAvoy and
the About a Boy
boy
sure yeah
I just think
like Fassbender's
great
I think they do
yeah again I think
they do some good
work
yeah
but I think it's
kind of wasted
okay yeah
no I can't
argue with that
let's talk the
villain
okay
was he a
convincing apocalypse
ah well that's a
good question
I like some elements of this apocalypse yes I I Okay. Was he a convincing apocalypse? Well, that's a good question.
I like some elements of this apocalypse.
Yes.
I actually quite like the explanation of why he... It's not really a spoiler, but apocalypse has a lot of powers.
Yes.
I kind of like the explanation as to why he has so many powers.
Okay, sure.
Because again, if he's a mutant from tens of thousands of years ago,
he wouldn't have all the powers.
No.
He'd have an extra thumb.
Yes.
He'd have an extra thumb knuckle or whatever.
That's right.
Because it's very early in the days of mutation.
Yeah.
So the mechanism by which he has so many powers is explained quite well,
which isn't how it is in the comic books, but I was okay with it.
Right, right.
I thought Oscar Isaac, like even though i really
i do not like the design i hate it and again because we've actually seen i guess test makeup
or test prosthetics for the look yeah there was a guy who looks exactly like the comic book there
was a guy who kind of you know your your audition like different special effects companies audition
to do these things and he showed a bust that he made, sculpted off Oscar Isaac.
It's just a mock-up, but it's dead on.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And I don't understand why they went with this.
Yeah.
And he's kind of a little teeny tiny guy.
That's true.
Oscar Isaac is a teeny tiny man.
Which is fine, but you can make him – I thought he was menacing
because of the stuff like he can take people's heads off with sand and shit yeah right uh-huh yeah but again i think he was like you said he's
one of those villains that like have you forgotten what you can do yeah right i think that comes in
especially towards the end yeah because of course it's going to be the x-men versus
apocalypse at the end yeah and it's in it's a of, why didn't you use any of the powers you used
at the start of the film?
Yeah.
You could have finished this very quickly.
Yes.
But for some reason,
this is being dragged out a really long time
and it's only being dragged out
because the script isn't very good.
Like, it's not a case of,
oh, well, we've got someone who can stop you
using that power,
which would make sense.
Yeah.
It's just a case of,
you're not,
you'd rather make a speech than
a lot of people's heads off with sand you know right because his power one of his powers in this
is sort of this this telekinesis that works down to a kind of a molecular level yeah so he can
build he can take some grit off a wall and and break it down to a molecular level and then cut
somebody's head off with it yeah and then he can again he can break it down to a molecular level and then cut somebody's head off with it.
And again, he can break stuff down to molecules
and build something else with it.
Yeah, or like fix a person or whatever.
Yeah, or enhance their powers or what have you.
But when it gets to the end, he doesn't do any of that.
All the fights could have ended very quickly.
Yes.
No explanation as to why they don't.
There's one person in particular that he wanted to keep alive,
but that doesn't kind of explain the rest of the people
that he doesn't immediately kill.
There's also some stuff in the trailers.
It's in the movie.
It's in the trailers as well,
but it's never ultimately explained properly where any of it comes from.
Which?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about his technology.
Right.
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
No, it's in the trailers.
Well, in the trailers, he is...
In the trailers, you see him sort of lying on a slab
and there's sort of golden metallic energy coming through it
in sort of circuit board formations and this sort of stuff.
And it's never adequately explained how he got it.
Who built it.
Who built it.
Did he build it? Why does.... Who built it. Did he build it?
Why does he need it for what he does?
Because if he does, how did he build it in the first place?
Yes.
Like if he's got it in ancient Egypt, does he always need it?
Exactly.
There's no explanation for it.
For those people who can't see me, which is everyone but you,
I just went, I threw my hands up.
You threw your hands up.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Did you like his horseman?
His initial, his original horseman?
Or the horseman he gets in there?
Both, sure.
Initial, let's say.
I enjoyed the previous horseman more than I enjoyed the modern day horseman,
I think.
I feel like for the new horseman, because it was kind of like,
I'll get the best mutants
but he was just like
I'll get that drunk
first four people
I'll say
yeah right
uh huh
yeah
he sort of went in Egypt
and went
do you know any other mutants
I'll take them then
great
good
yeah
you got an old guy
with bird wings
definitely
take it
I actually really liked
Olivia Munner's Psylocke
I really
the look was nailed yeah the look was nailed, I think.
Yeah, the look was nailed.
Some people have pointed out there's a bit where they revisit Auschwitz in this.
Yeah, there is, yeah.
And it's very bizarre because it's all very serious and somber
and Magneto's having flashbacks.
Yeah.
Because obviously if you've seen any of the X-Men films,
the first one and First Class in particular,
where he bends the gate after his mother's taken away
or his family's taken away.
They're there and he's having this meltdown
and she's just kind of standing there in tights.
Yeah, she is, yeah.
Like it's just a bit kind of like, what's going on, you know?
Is that disrespectful or whatever?
But I thought she was kind of underused for the way they used her
in the promo material.
They're like, look at her amazing swordplay and whatever.
That's true, yeah.
She's like barely in it.
But she's fine. Oh my God, Mason,ason i'm okay though um yeah she's fine yeah where were the other ones
the storm archangel magneto and that's it that's right there we go yeah it's all in the trailers
man action wise yep did you see it did you see the action Did you see the action? I did see the action in that, yeah.
I quite like the opening.
Some of the CGI is a bit iffy, but it's an ancient Egypt thing.
I was like, oh, this is all very exciting and tense and whatever.
Yeah.
So I've got some tweets about that actually,
about how that all kind of went down.
Okay.
It's another dumb thing, which you'll probably appreciate.
We'll talk about it a little bit then, yeah.
Okay, great.
But they had another Quicksilver moment.
Yeah, they did.
Which I always it. Okay, great. But they had another Quicksilver moment. Yeah, they did. Which I always enjoy.
Look, again, we get Quicksilver, we get Nightcrawler,
we get two characters who seemingly do not know what their powers are
from minute to minute.
Who's this?
Both of them, Quicksilver and Nightcrawler.
Oh, you meant and.
Okay, gotcha.
Both of those two who have very interesting power sets
and we can get some good action set pieces with them.
Yeah.
But then all of a sudden they forget what they've got and we'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
Are there any other action things we can talk about without spoiling?
Just generally,
hand to hand.
How did it look?
Okay.
They,
they avoided what seems to be this x-men trope of somebody
being hurled through the air and it's clearly somebody on wire it's clearly some bad wire work
i appreciate that uh fine again inconsistent okay sure yeah i would say the same of the special
effects yeah uh especially there's a bit at the end with the mansion, which I don't know if you remember. Oh yeah, uh-huh.
It's, um, like, it's, it just looked very off. Yeah, and look, I, also, maybe more than any of the other X-Men movies, this has a seriously, I feel, deus ex machina ending.
Right.
Where it's just like, oh, everything's falling to bits and there's no way out and then all of a sudden, everything's okay again.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Which, and it only makes sense
if you have seen all of the other X-Men movies.
Right, right.
Or at least some of the...
Or have a knowledge of the comics.
Have a knowledge of the characters.
If you've never seen any of these,
even if you've only seen
First Class Days of Future Past,
this one won't make any sense.
That's true, actually.
That's a good point.
It's a real...
It's just out of nowhere.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Let's, best or worst movie ever?
Worst movie ever.
Really?
Yeah.
So I'm going to say it was fine.
Okay, sure.
So I guess I have to give it a best.
And I said so in my review.
Yeah, you did, yeah.
To be fair, I, no, I thought it was, I didn't, I didn't feel that it dragged.
Oh, I did.
Like it was, it was brisk enough.
And I remember sitting there just going, this is like, I'm, I think Days of Future Past is okay, and I think this is okay.
Right, okay.
But watching Days of Future Past the other day again,
I would probably say in hindsight that's a better film.
It's got better ideas.
Yep.
It makes better use of the cast.
And like you said, it's probably not as dumb,
even though it's got dumb time travel in
it oh it definitely does yeah all right yeah spoilers all right so what so what go ahead
well i was gonna say so we've got we get nightcrawler yeah and we get quicksilver both
of whom have amazing power sets yeah at one point nightcrawler is fighting angel in the the mutant
pit of death or whatever it is yes surrounded. Surrounded by electrified fences. He can't get through them.
No.
He's Nightcrawler.
You know in this that he can teleport to...
He even says it.
He can teleport to anywhere he can see.
I think he said he's been.
Both.
He can teleport to anywhere he's been before within a certain range and anywhere he can see.
He can see to the other side of the electrified fence.
So he should be able to go through it, but he can't.
Stupid.
Because of the electricity though. That's why he couldn't get out of the electricity. It's not a rule. It's not a rule. But you saw him trying to he can't. Stupid. Because of the electricity, though.
That's why he couldn't get out of the electricity.
It's not a rule.
It's not a rule.
But you saw him try and do it, and he couldn't because of the electricity.
Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
Also, his powers are slightly different from the last time we saw him
because he can only go – I think he says he can only go where he sees,
but in this one he says where he's been.
Yeah.
So they kind of enhance it a little bit.
A little bit, yeah.
That being said, yeah.
That being said, yeah, I don't know what that is.
Also, Quicksilver.
Yeah.
We get, of course, the classic Quicksilver. We need Quicksilver action sequence to beat the last one.
I like that guy.
Yeah, he's good, I think.
And again, he runs in, he sees the explosions happening.
Yeah.
He saves everybody in the building within a second, probably.
Except for Havoc.
Except for Havoc.
Spoiler alert.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Well, we're in spoiler space, it's fine.
I think he comes back in the comic.
Everyone comes back in the comic.
Exactly.
But then he gets everybody out on the lawn.
The government show up.
They fire their sonic cannon, which is moving, oh, I don't know, at the speed of sound,
and he can't dodge it.
He's just flat out taken by surprise by it.
And he's standing in front.
And he's standing, yeah.
We've seen him dodge bullets before as well.
Exactly.
And again, if you can move everybody out of a mansion
from an explosion in a second,
you even have time to put a slice of pizza in the mouth of a dog,
then you're moving faster than the speed of sound.
So he would have seen the wall of sound coming
and moved out of the way of it, but he doesn't
because they require him to fall for that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Also, he's wearing a Rush t-shirt
and there's a Rush song called Time Stand Still and he doesn't.
That's not what he's listening to.
Now, granted, that song came out in 1987, which hadn't happened yet, but the X-Men movies aren't known for their rigorous use of time.
That's certainly true.
And also, he's wearing 80s clothes, apparently, in the 70s version.
Yeah.
Which I guess implies that he's a little bit ahead or maybe he's making time travel.
Well, that's true. He's also wearing an Atari t-shirt. Yeah. In the 80 version. Yeah. Which I guess implies that he's a little bit ahead or maybe he's in time travel.
He's also wearing an Atari t-shirt.
Yeah.
In the 80s.
Yeah.
Which, I mean, Atari was around in the 80s.
Yeah.
But you wouldn't be wearing an Atari t-shirt in the 80s.
I would.
All right.
You're way ahead of the curve.
All right.
What else was dumb about this movie?
Let's get into it.
Okay.
So they beat Apocalypse by all shooting him at once.
They fantastic forward him.
Yeah, they did. Yeah, that's right. Absolutely, they did. They used all shooting him at once. They fantastic fought him. Yeah, they did.
Yeah, that's right.
Absolutely, they did, yeah.
They used all their powers at once.
You know what, though?
I did enjoy the bit where Quicksilver was just knocking him about.
Yeah.
I thought that was great.
And I think I have spoken to people who are like,
well, how can he move so fast and then Apocalypse can just grab him?
I'm okay with the idea that maybe Apocalypse is generating
some sort of telekinetic
field that can slow him down yeah sure or slow his reaction time or something so apocalypse can
yeah finally get it and you see his eyes kind of yeah his eyes going like trying to track him right
right yeah yeah that was pretty good i enjoyed that yeah but again we've got we get this ending
where all is lost yeah and then phoenix and then phoenix then then Jean Grey shows up who at this point
has only really done
like we've heard
she's done some dangerous things
but at this point
all we've really seen her do
is lift some
papers off the floor
with telekinesis.
She dropped her books
and then she
And she had that weird dream
with the melting walls.
Yeah, that's true.
But that does
that for me
that is not enough foreshadowing
to be like
okay and then she can turn
into a flaming phoenix
and defeat the bad guy by herself
and then bring Professor X back from the dead.
See, I thought it was.
Oh, yeah, I guess that's...
But I thought that...
She just saves everyone and everything at the end.
But I just thought, I mean, that definitely assumes prior knowledge.
But I thought they did a good enough job of being like,
look, people are afraid of her.
Clearly she can do something.
And then she does that thing.
So I was okay with that.
And we got to see that big bloody bird, mate.
Well, that's what we're all in it for.
Space bird.
It's a space bird.
Yeah, that's true.
Ah, great stuff.
You know what?
So the opening sequence is Apocalypse is getting his conscious transformed,
transferred, sorry, into Oscar Isaac.
Yes. Because Oscar Isaac. The actor Oscar Isaac. The actor Oscar Isaac. Yes.
Because Oscar Isaac.
The actor Oscar Isaac was trapped in time.
He wanted to get the acting abilities.
He was running from his legion of screaming fans
and he fell into a time portal and he ended up in ancient Egypt.
He wanted to get his healing powers.
Yes.
So he could live forever.
And then they kick out some supports on the pyramid
and the whole thing goes into the earth.
I thought that was quite, did you not like that?
No, I did like it.
But Ryan, a few people have written in and said,
who builds a pyramid on the top of support beams in a giant hole?
Right.
That's not how pyramids work.
Exactly, yeah.
And Hammer says, did you guys leave X-Men Apocalypse thinking,
ancient Egypt sure does have some liberal building codes.
Boy, did I, yeah.
But I think also a fairly certain apocalypse would have built that
because we see him at the end of Days of Future Past
building a pyramid in like a second.
Yeah, right, yeah.
I mean, I don't know if it was that one.
I don't think it was that one in particular.
Maybe it was, but I think he built that.
Yeah, but look, I'm okay with the idea that these men are familiar enough with it.
Yeah.
They've spent a long time planning this.
And they've dug it out.
Yeah, they've maybe dug some stuff out and they've been like, okay, we've got to wait
and then we'll pull the slats out and then it's going to destroy.
You know, the issue isn't how it was built.
Yeah.
That's kind of dumb.
But, you know, because they teamed up and used their ingenuity they could
defeat him or you know yeah put him on ice for a long time but yeah so my like again the the idea
that the reason he has so many superpowers is because he can transfer his mind into another
mutant yes and then he keeps his old powers and he gains the new powers i thought that was quite
good yes because it explains why he can do all those things even though he's one of the earliest one of the earliest mutants but we never i got i had the it would have made more sense to me
to say that okay he has acquired some sort of alien technology yes because the phoenix
is an alien intelligence yes so to me it would have made more sense to go, okay, well, he acquired this transference technology
from the Shi'ar, who are the aliens who, you know,
had this big beef with the Phoenix for some reason.
Or like celestial technology or whatever.
Yeah.
Though they can't use that because...
Marvel?
But like a variation on that.
Yeah.
Marvel.
I think I'm Marvel and Celestials.
Okay. Yeah. Oh, they do too,? But like a variation on that. Fox? Yeah. Marvel. I think I'm Marvel and Celestials. Okay, right.
Yeah.
Oh, they do too, yeah.
But a variation on that.
Yeah, a variation on that.
But they're just like, he's just got this stuff.
How did he do it before the invention, before he decided to create...
Did he just know how to create pyramids and mind transference technology?
I think what he did, he took like a stone funnel and he put it into someone's ear and
then he just kind of...
Oh, just jiggled it about.
...emptied his own head. Oh, yeah. That makes a yeah yeah no i don't i don't i i don't know
i mean i i guess he because he can manipulate things down to like a molecular level so i guess
all that it's just like a series of pipes that can transfer his consciousness okay sure they can i i
don't i don't there's no way of knowing there's no way of knowing, right? There's no way of knowing. Also, why did he really, really need to transfer his mind into Xavier's body
during the fight at the end?
Couldn't he have just knocked him out and then waited until he defeated the X-Men?
Yes, or teleported away.
Teleported away because if Xavier had been knocked out,
then he wouldn't have been able to be like,
Gene, it's your time to shine, Gene.
Use your Phoenix Force.
I'll fight him in my mind.
My mind.
And then you...
Then you fight him in the mind as well.
Did you like how he grew big in the mind?
Kind of.
Yeah.
It's a shame we didn't actually see it.
I would have rather...
I would much rather have seen...
But again...
I always knew that was the mind.
I'm like, oh, they're not going to do the big growy apocalypse.
Yeah.
And now it's another villain we can never get again.
That's right, yeah.
I guess that's not true.
If they reboot it again, we could just have him show up.
Yeah.
And he could look like comic book Apocalypse
and he could have been like, I'm back.
It's me.
It's me.
Some people say that this is the time to do it.
Just reboot it.
Get rid of Singer.
Which I don't think he's doing the next one
because he's doing 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
I feel a little bit like Singer doesn't understand
the X-Men universe post like 1998.
I completely agree with you.
I think it is time for him.
I didn't think he should have done Days of Future Past.
Yeah.
Because Matthew Vaughn was initially doing it,
but he left to do Kingsman.
So I can't complain because Kingsman is great.
But I think it's time.
He puts too much of his own stamp on it.
And at this point, it's not enough.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
And it did feel a lot, it does feel a lot like,
because superhero movies have made a lot of strides since X-Men 3.
Just look at Batman 2 and 3.
Yeah, exactly.
The greatest movie ever created.
But it does feel like X-Men of the 80s
where people are explaining their powers as they use them kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah. It does kind of feel like X-Men of the 80s where people are explaining their powers as they use them kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.
It does kind of feel like that.
I also think that does every X-Men movie have to be all the X-Men?
And why are there only solo movies we're getting Wolverine?
Why can't we get a Cyclops movie, a bloody Nightcrawler movie, whoever?
I don't care.
But just some variation.
Not just these are all the X-Men all the time.
That's true.
Yeah.
I'd like to see maybe like a Cyclops kind of Bond-style espionage kind of film.
Yeah, sure.
I think that would be fun.
He's really kind of underused.
Anyway, whatever.
What else was dumb in this?
Let me think.
You know what I did like?
Yes.
Magneto losing his family and the kind of –
Yeah, it's good to see wives and children murdered.
No, I just mean his emotional reaction, kind of the way it kind of happened.
Oh, there's a thing.
Yes.
Right at the end, he's like, well, you destroyed a whole bunch of cities.
You just-
You destroyed most of the cities.
Most of the cities.
You destroyed the Sydney Opera House.
How dare you, by the way.
How dare you destroy one of our national icons.
Also, at the peak of Australian travel.
Oh, that's right.
That was the Paul Hogan years.
Oh, people were just, oh.
Chop it a bit, mate.
And he's just destroying bridges and people are falling off bridges
in their cars and he's tearing just skyscrapers apart
to build this little whirling dervish of metal or whatever.
And then at the end, Professor X is like,
well, see you later, old friend.
No, you murdered a lot of people then.
Billions.
So many people.
And then also in the news, they're like, actually, the guy who we think killed the president saved the world.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
Because remember, everybody in the world thinks that Magneto killed the president.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that made no sense.
Did you like how Professor X went bald?
No.
I mean, I'm glad he did. It's about time. i'm not 100 convinced by james ball james mcavoy you don't think he's really
bald no i'm saying i think he looks better with the hair yeah yeah definitely but what they really
kind of don't have to contrive of reason for everything to because again it's nothing's
gonna match up no between this x-Men and X-Men 1.
Nothing has.
Or this one.
Yeah.
And that doesn't have to because it's a different timeline.
Just say he's losing his hair.
Yeah.
Or just don't lose your hair.
Also, this is something you mentioned.
You said look out for this as we were watching Days of Future Past.
At the end of Days of Future Past, Wolverine is fished out of the river by Stryker,
but it's Stryker with Mystique's eyes.
And not that he stole her eyes.
But it's Mystique obviously disguised as Stryker.
But when we get to X-Men Apocalypse,
he's in the Weapon X program,
but Striker is the real Striker.
Yes.
But at the same time, we've got 10 years missing in between there.
That's certainly true, yeah.
But why include that Striker scene in the last one
where it's actually a mistake?
Because you need a little wink.
But why?
That's classic Singer.
It doesn't even make any sense.
I know, that's classic Singer. A little bit of a nod and a wink, eh? Yeah? That's classic singer. It doesn't even make any sense. I know.
That's classic singer.
A little bit of a nod and a wink, eh?
Yeah, and you're right.
What's going to happen in the next...
It's just a tease, but yeah.
They definitely could have picked him up in that time.
But again, just don't have that scene.
Just have him fished out of the lake and then he's...
No, see, that's the thing.
I think it was just a little thing that means nothing.
It was supposed to be like, oh.
It certainly doesn't mean anything.
But I mean, we're supposed to read something profound.
Not profound, but we're supposed to read like, oh, that's intriguing, isn't it?
But they're never going to, you know.
No.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
But that's the thing.
So clearly there's another adventure.
There's 10 years more of Wolverine continuity in there.
My assumption is that he escapes from that point.
Yeah.
And then the real Striker comes back.
Yeah.
And then Striker captures him again and puts him into the Weapon X program.
And look, that has to have been what happened.
Yeah.
Why do we have to write it, though?
Yeah, that's good.
What did you think about the scene in Weapon X?
A little shoehorned.
Yeah.
It was fun to see.
Stop it. Siri. That said like oh you know you
know how i'm all for comic book costumes i'm all for them that 90s weapon x suspenders and yeah
computer helmet is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen yeah you think people would have
cheered big fans of wolverine and weapon x would have been like hooray they finally did it some
things don't trend i just i just think it's strange the things that Singer chooses to put in.
Right.
Like, it'd be like, we're going to put in an exact-looking Psylocke
and an exact-looking Weapon X,
but we're going to have the dumbest-looking apocalypse you've ever seen.
Weird, right?
And black X-Men suits until the end.
Like, what are you doing?
Like, all or nothing, or at least pick better things.
Also, the idea that they find flight suits,
they're like, well, they want to put a uniform on.
They did that in first class.
Yes, they did.
It's the same thing.
It's just, God.
But there were no X-Men in this one, remember?
Because Professor X was like, I'm all about education.
I'm not about punching mutants.
I want this campus to be a place.
But in the end, that did save the day.
That's true.
I'm all about building a campus
where normal people can come and get incinerated.
Sure, yeah.
Just, yeah.
Look, all you have to look,
this campus is perfectly safe.
All you have to do
is not be in the direct eyeline of anyone.
Or with an earshot of them.
Or just around their head.
Because maybe they'll shoot out a brainwave
and it'll explode your mind.
Would you go to that school?
No.
Absolutely not.
Unless they let me fly the Blackbird.
Then maybe.
Well, it's gone, isn't it?
I like how they're like,
I think at some point they're like,
Apocalypse destroyed the X-Mansion.
No, he didn't.
Havoc destroyed the X-Mansion.
Really just,
what were you thinking, Havoc?
Your power is uncontrollable at the best of times.
What were you doing?
What did you think was going to happen?
The best case scenario there is he fires his bloody Havoc beam
and it shoots Professor X right through the heart
because that's what was going to happen.
It was a pretty wide beam as well, wasn't it?
Maybe it would have balded him.
Yeah.
The best case scenario, he incinerates everyone.
You know, he tries a similar thing in First Class on Kevin Bacon,
and Kevin Bacon absorbs it and he puts it in Darwin's mouth and kills him.
That's right.
What an idiot.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I do like Havoc.
I don't like his hair.
No.
He'll make a great new MacGyver for those two episodes before he gets cancelled.
You wanted to bring up, you know what, actually, the Wolverine scene.
I thought it held a little.
The Wolverine scene.
The what's that?
The Wolverine scene.
The Wolverine scene.
I thought it held on him a little too long as he ran into the woods.
Yeah, right.
It became a little comical.
It was like five seconds of him kind of running through the snow.
Yeah.
And at the Jean Grey moment, they're like,
we'll never see that guy again.
Oh, there were a couple of those.
Oh, the third movie is always the worst one.
It was the worst one.
This one was the worst one.
You can't just say that and expect people to go,
oh, yeah, but this one's pretty good.
No, it was bad.
We were all aware by that point that it was the worst of the three.
I really didn't
hate this man you really like all of all the things you're saying are true i guess for me
i'm like i know at this point i'm like i know what these are yeah and i don't expect better
right okay sure yeah yeah i kind of do yeah fair somebody else on yeah no i agree but i mean like
seeing the promotional material and not being super excited for it and going in and hearing it was bad.
And I was like, you know, it's okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, that point where Professor X, all is lost,
and Professor X is like, oh, no, I just remembered.
I am connected to his mind.
You're a telepath.
You're always connected to his mind anyway.
Just find him.
You're connected to all of us.
Just think a bit hard, and you'll'll find him and then just do that.
He's not telepathic.
I mean, he, Apocalypse isn't.
Yeah.
So it wouldn't matter.
Exactly.
Just find his mind and just get in there.
I did like the angel transformation.
Yeah, that looked good.
That's like the fly, like bloody cracking bones and rib cages.
Yeah, that was cool.
That kind of stuff.
There's some killer haircuts in this, aren't there?
Oh boy. There's some bloody stuff there's some killer haircuts in this aren't oh boy there's some bloody so some bloody good ones yeah uh let's talk costumes though okay i
i really liked and i don't know why they saved it towards the end the danger room costumes
wonderful the cyclops so good yeah yeah yeah looked real good but they didn't say they saved
it till the very...
Every Bryan Singer movie, why is he so reluctant to do it?
I don't know.
And again, picture-perfect Psylocke.
Yep.
Picture-perfect Wolverine.
Except at the moment he was wearing long shorts,
not like Y-fronts.
Yeah.
Which is the classic.
And I don't think he had suspenders in the other one.
No.
In fact, I think in a lot of...
In the original, when he's the original Weapon X, I think he's just naked. Yeah, he probably one. No. In fact, I think in a lot of... In the original,
when he's the original Weapon X,
I think he's just naked and he's got computer boxes.
Yeah, he probably is.
And those are like VR simulations or something?
Something like that, yeah.
Is it like training something?
I don't know.
I don't bloody know, mate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you like Wolverine's long hair?
Sure, it was fine.
You were okay with it, weren't you?
Yeah.
But yeah, that...
Oh, man, especially the Cyclops costume.
Yeah.
Bloody devil.
Why wait?
Just have them...
Just go down the bottom of the X-Mansion and be like,
we said we'd never use these, but here they are.
Yeah.
Cyclops, you can use that one, which is just exactly what you need.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Deadpool did X-Men costumes.
Yeah, right?
God. Post-credits. Oh, yeah. X-Men costumes. Yeah, right? God.
Post-credits.
Oh, yeah.
Now, when I went and saw it, it stopped halfway through the credits.
Okay.
And then it cut back to when the danger room scene.
And I'm like, oh, that's annoying.
Then it played again.
So you got a bad print.
You got a projectionist that was drunk at the wheel.
It cut back again.
Okay.
And then it happened a third time.
Great.
And then I waited through the third time.
Then it happened a fourth time and I went, no.
Okay, right.
I've stayed two too many.
Well, I mean, you've probably read about it since.
Yes, I have.
You missed like a minute.
Nothing.
I'm glad I didn't stay for the fourth time.
So it's about a minute of footage.
We're back at the Weapon X facility.
They're sweeping up all the blood, which I think was quite a nice touch.
Yeah.
And then we see a bespectacled man in a suit, and he grabs some Weapon X.
Do you see clearly who it is?
It's just a guy.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Yeah.
And he takes a vial of blood marked Weapon X, which is presumably Wolverine's blood.
Yeah.
He puts it in a box with two other different coloured vials of something.
I think there's a yellow one and a green one maybe.
He pops it in there.
He puts it in a case.
He closes it over and it says Essex Corporation.
Yes, very good.
So Essex is Nathaniel.
I assume at this point it's Nathaniel Essex, who is Mr. Sinister,
who is basically a geneticist from the 19th century,
who was the first one to unearth apocalypse in
the comic books uh and then and they're enemies as well aren't they well yeah so basically uh
apocalypse mutates essex into mr sinister right for various reasons to make him immortal and
sinister reasons the sinister reasons exactly so presume. So I would assume we might get X-23, the clone of Wolverine,
something like that.
Well, Hugh Jackman's on the out,
so that's probably the way they're going to have to go.
I'm going to say Emily Blunt,
because I just wanted to have all the roles.
All them roles.
Yeah, someone said to me, Maisie Williams on Twitter.
Oh, yeah, okay.
That would work, sure.
That'd be interesting to see.
I think it's too early to recast Wolverine,
especially because I'm not convinced
that Hugh Jackman's gone forever.
Right, okay.
When he does, after he does the last one.
Right, right, right.
But, you know, you never know.
You never know.
He likes protein, doesn't he?
So he might be back.
But again, that's a nice...
Now that I think about it,
how many post-credit sequences in Marvel movies
make any amount of sense to people who don't read comic books
or are not familiar with the Marvel canon?
We could do a quick.
Let's do a quick.
Okay.
Okay, well, Iron Man makes sense.
I think so.
Because it's Nick Fury saying what he's doing.
Yes.
And he says Avengers and people go, Oh, the Avengers. Okay, that makes sense. Do you think the Thor's hammer makes sense i think so because it's nick fury saying what he's doing yes and he says avengers and people go the avengers okay that makes sense do you think uh the thor's hammer makes sense
uh like people know who thor is don't they or did know who thor was prior to these movies coming
yeah i think the thor one makes more sense than essex court i think most people definitely yeah
at the very least like like, you can see
that it's a hammer,
it's made a massive
crater in Earth.
You can see it's
some sort of
powerful artifact.
It's probably important.
And if they haven't
picked it up,
it's clearly
unpick-up-able
for whatever reason.
Yeah, or, you know,
everybody who touches
disintegrates.
Or magnets, exactly, yeah.
But yeah,
that makes more sense
than Essex Corp.
There's the Captainica one where he goes
to the future that makes sense yep is that post credits yep where he runs out into bloody it is
yeah central time square or whatever yeah uh what else we got avengers thanos i think would be
confusing yes definitely but then again you'd just be like oh this is the guy who's in charge
of everything right after all the aliens came through the portal or whatever yeah because
there's no mention of essex in nope yeah right they're not a sinister i don't know i
don't think i don't know this for sure but i don't think they've been referenced in any of the x-men
movies no i don't know that for sure but i do know it for sure yeah yeah i don't know i think i think
it's a bit of a mixed bag yeah and i think though generally they're for the fans because yeah the
average moviegoer i'd imagine though this is kind of shifted they they leave that's true i don't want
to hang around yeah that's true yeah i mean i would i wouldn't have hung around if i didn't
know what it was yeah right i don't care i don't need to see a man close the briefcase even even
in the x-men movies happens the end of the first one nothing i don't great good some of them have
stuff right yeah i mean x-men 3 has magneto moving his metal
chess piece for the first time i think two but this actually might be in the movie i don't remember
is you see the phoenix underwater yeah but that might actually be in the movie i don't know that
yeah well we've definitively determined whether these are fans or not wolverineins is one of two it's Deadpool retrieving his head
or it's Wolverine wearing
a Hawaiian shirt in Japan
that's right yeah
I think every cinema in Australia got that one
we got the Hawaiian one
yeah
which again leaves
literally decades
yes because then he eventually goes back to Japan.
He eventually goes back to Japan.
But it's after all the X-Men movies.
In the sequel to Wolverine, X-Men Origins Wolverine,
but it's literally decades.
But I think the idea was that the original sequel
to Wolverine Origins would have been set straight after.
Oh, okay, right.
I'd imagine.
But I don't know anything, Mason.
No way of knowing.
It's hard to know anything, isn't it?
It sure is.
Anything else?
What else was
dumb in that movie i think that's about it i'm sure we'll think of some other stuff later no
doubt i'm just don't have a look at anything else no i'm okay with it okay but you know what i want
them better like look you've had your bloody shot brian seager yes right somebody else there you've
made four some of them are okay that's enough yeah i still don't think x-men 3 is
that much worse than the first two i don't think x-men 3 yeah no i understand but it's like it's
it looks enough like the other ones right sure there's some dumb choices in it but like
like costume wise but it's got kelsey grammer's beast that's true that i'm all for would you know
what it would be time for now?
What would it be time for now?
It's time for the segment of the show where we talk about what we've been reading.
Oh, yes, and what we're going to read.
I'm doing the thing.
What are we reading today?
What?
We talked about Rebirth, didn't we?
We did talk about it briefly, yes.
It was a long comic, wasn't it? You read it.
It's the return of the 80-page giant.
Yeah, it's back, baby.
And like X-Men Apocalypse, it was long and dumb, in my opinion.
Look, we touched on all this sort of stuff briefly, but again...
Well, we hadn't read it last week.
Yeah, but did you read it as well?
I did read it, yeah.
Briefly, but again... Well, we hadn't read it last week.
Yeah, but now, did you read it as well?
I did read it, yeah.
So, in this we got...
You would think that if they're rebooting their universe again,
that this would be a good jumping on point for your layman,
who's maybe seen some of the...
He's seen, or she has seen, or them,
has seen Arrow, or The Flash seen, or them, has seen Arrow or The Flash or Batman, Superman, or any of those.
You'd think this would be a simple jumping on point, but it is not.
There's a whole scene that's just like, it's a woman being committed to an insane asylum.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, why would I not remember that?
But the whole scene essentially is leading up to one of her possessions
is a Legion of Superheroes flight ring.
Right.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
So if you don't know who the Legion of Superheroes is,
that's a whole scene that is...
Nothing to know.
That is nothing to...
There's going to be spoilers in this, I guess.
Yeah, spoilers.
So this is...
The narrator is Wally West.
Yes.
But it's not the Wally West who was in the New 52.
No, or the Wally West on the Flash TV series.
On the Flash TV show. This is the Wally West pre- in the New 52. No, all the Wally West on the Flash TV series. On the Flash TV show.
This is the Wally West pre-The Flashpoint event.
And he's tumbling through time.
He's tumbling through time.
He doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah.
And he keeps appearing to various people like Batman, his wife.
The reason he doesn't exist as well because the New 52 was just a flat reboot sort of
caused by Flashpoint paradox from the Flash going through time.
And this is basically resetting it, taking the elements of New 52,
which people like, and then reestablishing the old DC continuity.
Right.
Essentially making the last five, ten years a complete waste of time.
And you always didn't like the New 52, did you?
No, I didn't because it was a complete – because, again,
this is a universe where they went,
okay, you know all the relationships you've established
and all the characters who, you know,
they've been through battles together
and they've been in relationships together and all that.
Just start it again.
We'll just start them all.
We'll start them again and we'll have them not be friends anymore.
We'll give them cool, cool, in quotes, new costumes.
Lots of tubing.
Lots of tubing and yeah little little little articulated
grooves and stuff like that um and we'll take away like we'll take away 10 years worth of continuity
but now what they've done is they've gone hey you know how we took out all that stuff you liked
well it was actually spoiler alert it was dr manh's fault. He did it. You can't blame five to ten years' worth of bad stories
on a fictional character,
a very well-regarded fictional character.
You did it.
DC editorial staff, you did it.
It's all on you.
And also, as far as I know,
the editorial staff making Rebirth
are the same people that did New 52.
Yes, I love them.
Nobody's changed.
It's pretty much the same.
They've gone, hey, somebody else did this.
By the way, we're rebooting it.
Don't blame them.
So basically, they're like, okay, we'll simplify it.
So they've got this Wally West.
He's tumbling through time.
He's like, you see my wife?
And she's like, I don't know who you are or whatever.
And he's like, fuck you.
Yeah, exactly.
And then he tumbles through time again and blah, blah, blah. And then eventually he shows up. He sees Batman. Yeah. Batman's like like I don't know who you are or whatever and he's like fuck you yeah exactly and then he tumbles through time again
and blah blah blah
and then eventually
he shows up
he sees Batman
yeah and Batman's like
I don't know who you are either
and he's like
your father's a son of a bitch
yeah right
and then eventually
Barry Allen remembers him
yes
and he comes back
from this universe
which means now we have
we have the Flash Barry Allen
yes
we have Kid Flash
Wally West
yeah
in this universe
we also have another Wally West
White Wally West who is also the Flash have another Wally West White Wally West
who is also the Flash
yes exactly
who is also the
so we're going to have
we're going to have
two Flashes
and two Kid Flashes again
yep
are we going to have
the Jay Garrick Flash
the original one
I couldn't tell you
not to mention
the three Jokers
that's right
so okay
so we're talking about
have we said spoiler alert
on this probably
yes
you can get this for free
on the internet I think because it was leaked, right?
I think it was, yeah.
Yeah.
So the idea being that Dr. Manhattan, for some reason, for some nefarious reason, decided
to erase 10 years of DC continuity to weaken the universe or something?
Something like that.
Is it implied?
We're not entirely sure.
We're not entirely sure yet.
I think it might be like a one-shot deal.
Like, the universe will be reset and Dr. Manhattan will be like the actual villain's that guy.
Right, yeah.
He'll be a guy who looks mostly like the anti-monitor, but will be a slightly different color and
shoot slightly different colored rays or whatever.
Right.
And then Dr. Manhattan will be like, now off to my universe again, and he will leave.
Right.
So you don't think the Watchmen characters are going to be integrated in?
No.
You know what?
I think variations...
Well, some of them are dead.
Because we see in this,
Batman in the Batcave finds
the comedian's bloodstained smiley face badge,
which suggests to me that one of...
Because in this, there are three Jokers.
The revelation is that, or has been already,
we know already that there have been three Jokers.
The Joker's been three different people throughout the that there have been three Jokers. Yeah.
The Joker's been three different people throughout the DC history.
Yeah.
That's the new continuity,
which suggests that the comedian is one of them.
Oh, is that how you took that? That's what I think it is.
Okay, no, I didn't pick that up on that.
Maybe the...
Because there's a panel you can find on the internet.
It's the three Jokers side by side.
It's the original Joker.
It's the killing joke Joker.
It's the new shaved sides of the head Joker.
I think they're implying that Edward Blake is the original Joker.
Right.
He's the oldest one.
He's the oldest one, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know if that's going to...
You know what?
If they did do that now, I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, right?
That's interesting.
I think this might also be a lead into
suicide squad the movie version so do you think that's what they're building i think they might
because we've gone back and forth on this yeah it is entirely possible that the jared leto joker is
the second or third joker right in the in the cinematic universe which is why he has all the
weird dumb tattoos yes that the original joker was the one that did all the damage back in the day and he's dead
now.
Yeah.
Which again leads into my theory that the Batman v Superman universe and Man of Steel
universe is in fact the Tim Burton Batman universe just decades later.
Which works for me quite well.
Thank you.
What else happens in Rebirth?
Let me think. What else happens in Rebirth? Let me think.
What else does happen?
You know what, I didn't hate it.
Probably because I'm kind of across this kind of stuff,
so I have a pretty good idea of what's going on.
But imagine you've never read a...
Oh, no, that's not the one you want to pick up.
You've watched a couple of episodes of Arrow,
you're like, this universe is pretty cool.
I wonder what would happen if he met Batman.
What would go on there?
Confusing stuff.
Just a nightmare.
Yeah.
Look, obviously, I'll have to see how this all plays out.
But look, what's important to me is,
as it is with every time they reset everything,
I just want good story arcs.
I don't care what continuity it's in.
I don't care what characters are where.
There was a lot of good stuff in the new 52,
the new Batman run.
We talked about this before the show.
Animal Man was great.
Animal Man was great.
I haven't read Swamp Thing Thing but I heard that's really good
what else is good
the new Wonder Woman
yep
the initial run
Aquaman was great
so look
if we're getting good stories
I don't
I don't really care
this will be a few issues long
and then they'll just go back
to regular
regular stories
you know what I mean
and that's
that's all I want to see
like I just want to see
some good stuff
yeah
I want to see some
I feel like there hasn't been
a really good Superman story
in a while
so I'd like to see that
and I think
bringing back the original Superman
is a good way to do that
oh that's right
Superman died
so it turns out
that the new 52 Superman
who is dead
now yeah
so it always seemed
in the new 52
there were already
two Superman
there weren't
it was just
the Superman
there was a Superman who was full Superman in the Superman costume who has had a romance
with Wonder Woman and et cetera.
And he was in the Justice League.
And he was in the Justice League.
That was slightly in the future when he'd become full Superman.
But if you read an actual Superman comic, it was just a guy in jeans and t-shirt.
He was deep powered.
Like leaping up on buildings and stuff like that.
And he used like the cape to punch people.
Yeah, and he hadn't acquired his full output of superpowers yet.
Oh, no, no.
And no, sorry, later he got depowered as well.
Oh, okay.
So he was protecting the streets of Metropolis.
Okay, right.
But he, I can't remember how it happened,
but he got massively depowered.
Right.
But that's the thing.
So there was two versions of the same guy.
One was slightly in the future to the other one.
But even then, I don't think that it was even the case
because the same thing with Batman.
It was like Futures End Batman,
which is where Batman with like a false spine,
like because something probably got baned or whatever.
And then there was the regular Batman.
But there was also when Jim Gordon became Batman, when regular Batman died or lost hised or whatever. And then there was the regular Batman, but there was also when Jim Gordon became Batman,
when regular Batman died or lost his memories or whatever.
But they were all taking place in the same time.
And there was also Batman in the Justice League,
who was Batman Batman, not Jim Gordon Batman.
Right.
So it was all over the shop.
And they were all, exactly.
So they were all technically taking place in different time periods.
Yes, but they stood in line up.
But they were all being printed at the same time.
So if you bought a whole...
Yeah, it was a bloody mess.
So then it turned out that this new 52 Superman has died.
Yeah.
But there was another series called Superman, Lois and Clark.
Yes.
Where Superman and Lois were living in California
and Superman had grown a beard.
Yes.
And they had a son, right?
Yes.
They've got a kid and now he's back. He's the original Superman and he's back. Yes. Right? had a son, right? Yes.
They've got a kid and now he's back.
He's the original Superman and he's back.
Yes. Right?
Okay.
But I don't know.
Or he will be back.
He will be back.
Different.
Anyway, what a nightmare.
So you're a fan, obviously.
You're going to keep reading it.
No.
I don't even know anymore.
Don't know who I am after that anymore.
Boy, I'm glad to see the return of the 80-page giant, though. let me tell you. You bloody love it, mate. I do. That's true.
What have you been, you've been reading anything else? I should watch Preacher. I watch Preacher
as well. Yeah, you should definitely watch it. I'll let you know. Yeah. Let me know what
you think. Well then, you know, we should do the show, the segment of the show that
you know and love. Why are you going to watch it? Are you going to bloody read anything
else? No, I said I wasn't. Oh, okay. Right. Fantastic. All right. Let's do the segment
of the show. The segment that we're doing right now.
Which segment?
Just a classic one.
I remember the segment now.
Yeah, good, right?
Because of the theme song.
Well done, Mason.
Thank you.
You've done it again.
I'm back.
One for one.
I play that off my phone.
I give that a 0.5.
Out of 0.5?
No.
I will not ask any more questions.
As always, we read some tweets out because Gmail is a mess.
If you hashtag weeklyplanetpod, we will go through them and pick out three,
three of the best or three of the ones that we see.
This one's from Noah the Womper, at Noah the Womper.
Hey, guys.
What do you think
of the next
what do you guys think
of an X-Men movie
set in the 90s
and who would you put
on the team
thanks guys
so that's what we're
going to get next
the next X-Men movie
is set in the 90s
93-ish I'm assuming
because they kind of
jump around 10 years
ahead
what do you want to say
aside from the obviously
the X-Men 90s cartoon thing
oh well see
what I would like
is the 90s X-Men roster.
Yeah.
Like a cartoon roster.
Absolutely.
So Jubilee would be in it.
Morph.
I want Morph.
Yep.
What about Wolverine?
Gambit.
Gambit.
Wolverine, yeah, Wolverine would be good.
But which Wolverine?
Because Hugh Jackman, if he's going.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Maybe we could throw X-23 in then.
Yeah.
Or just have no Wolverine.
Also have no Wolverine.
That's also not fair.
It would be okay.
As first class proved, you don't...
Well, even though he's in that movie,
you don't actually need Wolverine in your movies.
Yeah.
Ah, who else is good in that?
Worf dies very quickly in that show.
I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Well, he can be the expendable character.
Yes.
Professor X, obviously.
Magneto, who...
The guy who voiced Magneto
was up for the role of Magneto in the live-action X-Men movie.
Oh, yes.
What's on that roster?
Jean Grey.
Okay, villain will be Mr. Sinister, I assume.
Yep.
There's some givens here.
Storm?
Yep.
As good Storm?
Good Storm.
Psylocke could switch sides.
She was very intent on not switching sides.
She left.
She gave a lot of wilting looks and then she left do we have to make magneto the villain again
or was he on the x-men what about mystique because she's kind of good i don't think we're
gonna see mystique i think even though jennifer lawrence has been in interviews like maybe i'll
do another one but i don't think so unless i'll like do you want 30 million dollars and i don't
think they necessarily need her either.
Do you want to see Cable?
Yes.
Oh, we're going to see him in Deadpool.
We're going to see him in Deadpool, exactly, yeah.
Do you want to see him?
How about we get a little hint of Cable, maybe?
Sure.
Lay in some Cable.
Yeah, exactly.
There we go.
Thank you.
Yeah, just do the 90s cartoon show.
Yeah.
Just do all the 90s costumes.
Make them as 90s as possible.
I want to see the most yellow and blue costumes you've ever seen in your life.
How about Bishop?
We bring Bishop back.
Because he's a time travel guy.
We saw Bishop.
Yeah.
Do you think that would be complicated though?
Yeah.
But who cares?
Do you think they could have modern date?
No.
Because when was Bishop born?
Because he would have been born in the 90s, wouldn't he?
So he couldn't have young Bishop.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, he could.
I think you could have him travel back from the future.
Yes, but would that be confusing?
No, because you just have to...
Would you have to build a story around that?
No, I think you could just say he's stranded from the X-Men days of future past future.
Right.
And there was some...
In that last moment where you think everybody's going to die, but everything's fine, he gets
thrown out of the future and he ends up...
But that wasn't literal time travel.
It was mind time travel.
I know.
Mind travel.
Yeah, but then
mutant powers and whatever and whatever so yeah i think so yeah okay great great anything else
no that'll do it good good time this is from at uh kyle wren uh to two ends uh so disney we should
have giant juggernaut as one of the plays yeah please just whoever did the colossus motion capture
get him again
juggernaut
Vinnie Jones
no thank you
Disney have made
an announcement
to work with Netflix
all I hear is that
we're one step closer
to a Star Wars
Netflix series
hashtag weekly planet pod
so basically
all Disney properties
now are going
to Netflix
so that's your
Star Wars
your Marvel
your Disney movies
DuckTales
DuckTales
Darkwing Duck Darkwing Duck Tailspin tailspin a goof troop
movie yeah or a goofy movie what was that one called one of those yeah I know
Masupalami yeah all the good ones yeah I that's great first of all it's good for
good on Netflix because that's one I have so yeah fantastic well I want to
see all that stuff and they're already I that stuff. I don't know what it is on the US one or the overseas ones,
but what are you about?
We've got Guardians and Ant-Man and Avengers and all those kind of things.
They do tend to shuttle them off quite quickly.
That's true.
The other day I'm like, you know what?
I'd like to watch the first Captain America again.
It's gone.
Gone.
Maybe that won't be the case anymore.
Maybe.
Maybe it will be.
Because there is a bit of a rotating roster.
Yeah.
Star Wars Netflix series,
I definitely think they're building towards that.
Really?
Yes.
Well, I mean, because Marvel,
they're doing it, aren't they?
Yeah.
You tell a small story over a longer period of time,
you can set it anywhere in the Star Wars universe.
You'd probably have to do some gritty,
underground-y Star Wars.
You couldn't do, like, a big space battle.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, you could
you could do a bit of
Battlestar Galactica
and hey
over here
get out of it
this dog's bloody
running amok
actually she hasn't
moved for a walk
that'll be it
I'll take her for a walk
after
it's got a good spirit
don't you reckon
I know right
very nice
but
I kind of feel like
see that's the thing
like I feel like
Star Wars is a property
that kind of feel I mean they've done TV stuff thing. I feel like Star Wars is a property that kind of feel...
I mean, they've done TV stuff before.
They've done...
Was Rebels?
Rebels is still on.
Is that CGI anime?
I've literally never watched it.
Yeah.
But I feel like Star Wars, just the whole vibe of it is,
we will not...
In terms of live action, we will not lower ourselves to television.
Oh, okay.
I kind of feel...
Nobody's ever actually said that.
You haven't heard of the telemovies Caravan of Courage?
Oh, good point.
I stand defeated.
And the Star Wars Holiday Special?
But it feels to me like they go, okay, well,
like we're making this huge raft of movies.
It feels to me like they're going, okay, well,
all these Star Wars stories.
Even Rebels, you could go could go oh it doesn't really matter
continuity wise who cares
kind of thing
sorry I'm just fixing my mic
Rebels
they're like look it's Darth Vader
and look at all the adventures
Rebels
does not inform the movie
so much as the movies inform Rebels
so you could technically...
It's the same with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Would you say that Rebels could be replaced by like an offhanded remark in one of the movies?
Like, oh, we got the plans and here they are.
Yeah.
Like there could be a whole season of Rebels devoted to getting the plans.
Yeah.
And then in the movie they could just go, here's the plans.
We got them.
That guy got them.
You didn't see him, but there was a courier and he brought you the plans.
Right.
So it feels to me like Star Wars live action is like all the action is up here.
Yes.
In the Star Wars movies.
And we don't necessarily believe in the TV stuff.
Right.
That's how I feel.
That's how I feel it has been.
Yeah.
Maybe things will change.
That's probably true.
But I think because of what they've done with Marvel, I think that that will change. That's probably true, but I think because of what they've done with Marvel,
I think that that will change.
I mean, why would you even make this deal
if you weren't at least considering that?
I'm not saying it will definitely happen,
but I don't see why they wouldn't.
I think it's going to be more animated series.
Like in the tradition of your Voltrons.
I think Rebels is going to wrap up over the next couple of seasons.
Actually, Rebels isn't bad.
It's actually... There's some really pretty standout episodes.
There's some helicopter lightsabers, right?
There is.
That's Rebels.
You can ignore that, but other than that.
But, yeah, so I think they'll do another animated series
in a couple of years, maybe after Return of the Jedi
and before bloody 7.
Okay.
But, no, I think there was also, we've talked about it before,
there were plans for a
star wars underground fighting hunter dog fighting ring yeah like they gave masters of terror kai
terracash terrace kasai yes yeah uh where they were going to make it after revenge of the sith
where they where they'd written a hundred scripts we've talked about it yeah it was all like was
bounty hunters and smugglers and whatever maybe they'll do i don't think they're going to do that because george lucas had a big hand in a lot of those
they have them disney would own that yeah but i think they might lean towards that other people
have said maybe they'll do an old republic they probably won't do this but it would cool to see
an obi-wan movie no obi-wan tv show i think if they're going to do it they'll probably do a
movie that oh young obi-wan just growing up in a small town no because he was stolen as a baby like all jedi oh yeah like all the good jedi that's no sense it's a good one isn't it yeah
and every week i'd be matt just just imagine like an obi-wan so it's just smallville it's basically
like every week like some local some local teen is exposed to too many midichlorians and turns
into a monster and he has to fight the monster but they're like okay the rules is the rules of this show aren't no lightsabers no flowing robes so he's just a regular
kid with a stick with a stick exactly so does that mean like smallville he'll meet he'll meet
all these villains he'll meet dark maul he'll meet ducu he'll meet sidious grievous yeah but
grievous is not a robot those weird racist men from Phantom Menace
were like
oh
Trade Federation
yeah he's gonna meet
all of them
great
yeah
I guess I'd watch that
me too
this is from
at the free man cult
hashtag weekly planet pod
have you guys ever seen
the movie Dick Tracy
if so what are your
thoughts about it
yeah I have
I barely remember
this is more for you
what are your thoughts
I look I saw it when it came out.
Really?
So it's been a very, very long time.
91?
I want to say.
Maybe it was before.
It might have been like 88.
Oh, really?
Before Batman.
Maybe.
I don't know if that's true.
Let's look it up.
Look, I do not...
90.
90, 90.
There we go.
Okay.
Wow.
Look, Madonna was in it. Yep okay wow look Madonna was in it yep
Al Pacino was in it
everybody
it was
yeah Al Pacino
what a weird
yeah
who was he again
oh he would have been
the big boss guy
whose name I can't recall
big boy
big boy
there we go
yeah
we had
we had all the weird
mutant faced villains
like Flattop and Mumbles
and
all those guys yeah yeah oh mandy
patinkin was in that what james khan yeah it's weird they got like a whole bunch of
exactly i don't see in retrospect i don't know if this was but it must have been like uh they
were like okay let's get goodfellas guys and let's get like no kidding god you know godfather
and like classic mobsters and put them in these weird freak show faces and whatever yeah look i have little to no memory of
i remember it being extremely cartoony yes like it was very stylized right it was like the sin
city of its day yeah in the sense that they were like kind of a roger rabbit-esque yeah like they
were like okay let's not make it dick tr Tracy and he's a cop in the real world.
Yeah.
An element of that.
It was just like, okay, let's make it look like the cartoon.
Big yellow trench coat. Big yellow trench coat, big yellow hat.
Banana.
Maybe it's worth a rewatch.
Maybe it isn't though.
I don't think it is.
I mean, I don't know that, but people don't really talk about it.
Yeah.
It's probably fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know Warren Beatty was contracted to make sequels and they never happened.
So he ended up suing people recently.
Recently?
Recently to like, I think he's still pushing.
He's like, no, we're definitely going to make it.
Head to Warren Beatty.
Prune face.
Yeah, prune face.
Spud Spaldoni.
Oh, so good.
Nobody wants to see a Warren Beatty, Dick Tracy movie now.
Man, I was a big fan of Dick Tracy back in the day.
I loved all his gimmicks.
I loved all his...
Did he have a watch
walking talkie or something?
He had like a two-way radio watch
which in the 80s
became a two-way video watch.
That's so cool.
Oh, so good.
He was always shooting people.
He was always promoting
a healthy lifestyle,
drinking a steak and a milk.
Just, oh, so good.
Just blend up some steak
and some milk
and bloody mash that down.
So do you want to see another one of
these no what about without warren badey he's i feel dick tracy has fallen into that same trap
of like the phantom and the shadow right right yeah like it's it's all of its time i don't think
you couldn't do another one do you think it goes no way to modernize it really do you think also
it comes to a point where the people that loved that are now out of hollywood or about to be and
so the new people who have come into Hollywood,
the younger people don't have an affinity for it.
So it's just gone forever.
I think so.
Like nobody's like,
I'm going to bring back bloody Dick Tracy.
No,
there's nobody,
nobody's hankering for that.
Like nobody's bringing back the Flintstones now.
No.
Though I wish.
Yeah.
What a great,
you know,
all these Hanna-Barbera cartoons,
I hate them.
They're weird and depressing.
It's like a cat that lives in a bin and a depressed dog and a stupid rat or something.
And yet they keep bringing back Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo's the one property that keeps coming back.
There's a live stage show in Melbourne fairly soon-ish.
How are they doing the dog?
Let's get tickets.
Is it on ice?
It's got to be kind of suit.
I'm sure it's on ice.
There's no way it's not on ice.
But they're doing like a Scooby-Doo Armageddon.
Like a new, there's a new comic book coming out.
It's like Scooby-Doo and, because you know, Scooby-Doo originally,
it's always just a bloke in a mask.
It's never anything else.
But in this, it's kind of.
It's changed now.
It's changed and now like the literal apocalypse has arrived
and now it is ghosts and zombies and werewolves.
It's supernatural.
Yeah, it's now supernatural again.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
Pretty good.
Anyway, Dick Tracy, yeah, good luck bringing that back.
Because if you do it real, like if you get like Michael Mann to do it, then it's just the departed.
Yeah.
But then you have to explain why he's wearing a hat.
And why you passed Jamie Foxx.
And if he's not wearing a hat then who cares
that's not Dick Tracy
you kind of have to give him the big banana yellow
and the red tie
it's usually a red tie
what a good movie
I think that's the show then
that is the show I believe
but listen Mason, next week we are doing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Out of the You's
or the Shadows
or Secrets of the Shadows.
I don't know what it's called, but we're going to see it.
Great.
The thing is, for our international listeners outside of Australia, I mean, we're all international,
aren't we?
We're all people of the world.
Absolutely.
I mean, you're not.
You're some kind of weird...
No, you're right.
Thanks.
Thanks for not revealing that secret.
I appreciate it.
I was trying to think of a crippling insult.
Oh, yeah.
Couldn't think of a pretty good one.
Sure.
Send in your crippling insults, people.
I'm ready to hear them.
Put them in the Reddits.
Also, thanks to everybody who's put together the Weekly Planet Wiki.
Yes.
I appreciate that our bios are filled with lies.
I enjoy...
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I was going to say.
So, yeah, whatever that Ninja Turtles movie is called,
it's out in most parts of the world.
It's not out in Australia next week,
but they are doing a lot of screenings of it on Sunday.
So if you are in Australia
and you do want to see it before the show,
they're doing a whole bunch of them
at Village and Hoyts
and whatever other cinemas they have
in this bloody country.
This is also assuming that I get a chance to see it.
Well, I got us tickets for Sunday.
I tried to get us tickets. I could probably make that. get a chance to see it. Well, I got us tickets for Sunday. I tried to get us
tickets to the
green carpet premiere,
which is Monday night.
With Stephen Amell
and Will Arnett,
but not Megan Fox.
Couldn't get Megan Fox.
Couldn't get us.
Well, we couldn't
get in.
But that's okay.
What was I going to
say?
So yeah, that's next
week.
Who else?
What are we thanking?
Who are we thanking?
Well, look, we're
going to say who we are.
Yes.
So we're Weekly Planet Pod on Twitter and Facebook and Bandcamp.
Yes.
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I'm at Mr. Sunday Movies.
Thank you.
Every week I'm like, who do we forget to thank in this?
I always forget to thank at the Weekly Planet on Twitter.
That's Robert Collings.
Yes, he's great.
Who does, who sort of does our social media in the form of the Weekly Planet, but also
does like great little animated bits.
Like we'll talk about something dumb on the show and he'll put it into like an animated
little animated man cave situation where he'll put like, he'll put all sorts of in jokes
in his animation.
Yes.
So look up, I think if you look up raw Collings, all one word, Collings.
Yep.
You'll find those on YouTube.
Absolutely.
They're really good.
They're really good. And a lot of, yeah, like you said, a lot YouTube absolutely they're really good they're really good and a little
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little hints and
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