The Weekly Planet - 15 Kryptonian Wonder Woman, The Rock As Green Lantern & Most Anticipated Films!

Episode Date: January 7, 2014

This week we discuss a new origin for Wonder Woman, The Rock being cast as GL, Ant-Man, Michael Bay's wig out and the most anticipated films from Jan to March! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...or more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:25 Register today at sunrisechallenge.ca. That's sunrisechallenge.ca. Red hot comic book movie news. Shooting up your butthole. The Weekly Planet. The Weekly Planet. Welcome to another episode of The Weekly Planet, official podcast of comicbookmovie.com, Mason. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Thank you. Hi, good to see you. It's good to be back. It's only been a week, obviously, between episodes, but we haven't seen each other for a couple of weeks. It feels like a lifetime, I'll be honest with you. It does, doesn't it? In a good way or a bad way? In a way.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Sure. You may know me as Mr. Sunday, Mason. You don't. I don't. I know you as your real name, which you flat out refused to reveal for so many bizarre reasons, but it's fine. Joining me, of course, is my co-host, Nick Mason. Hello. Real name. Yep. Did you get to up to any shenanigans over the holiday period? No, not as much as I thought. I think I mentioned this in the last podcast that my New Year's and normally my idiot school friends hurting each other and somebody goes to the hospital. One year, I didn't mention this last month, I think, one year a guy lit his hands on fire.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Fantastic. And then when he went to the hospital. Just as a goof. Just as a goof. Everybody trashed his house where the party was. Well, he deserves it when you think about it. Good friend of ours as well. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:01:42 So that's how that night played out. What did I do this year? I got through this relatively injury free. I did attempt to impress a girl in a park and I fell off a motorised skateboard. That wouldn't have impressed her. I didn't do it deliberately to impress her. But it was one of those, you know those skateboards
Starting point is 00:01:58 and they've got like the hand control? We should point out that you're 14 as well. I'm a 14 year old boy. Because you're in a park on your motorised scooter. And anyway, so she said, hey, do you want to have a go on that?
Starting point is 00:02:09 And I said, and I thought, no, obviously I don't. I have no capacity for balance or anything. But my voice said, yes,
Starting point is 00:02:17 I do want to have a go on that. And I was on it for like a second and a half and I pulled that, I pulled that trigger and just straight off and I dropped really hard this leg
Starting point is 00:02:26 this leg my left leg is just I think I slightly dislocated the knee just a just a touch just enough
Starting point is 00:02:33 this leg is a tenth over my life it's always this side it's just a testament to attempting to impress girls and just attracting horrific injuries
Starting point is 00:02:41 like this this ankle has been sprained a lot. Like it's just a loose sack of just bits of bone. Like broken spaghetti. Every bit of this leg clicks when I move it now. One more is artificial hip territory. I think if that happens, I'm just going to cut it off.
Starting point is 00:02:58 And cast it in bronze and mount it on the wall. It'll be like testament to idiocy. There it is. But other than that, I'm fine. It was a great year the wall. Yeah. And be like, testament to idiocy. There it is. But other than that, I'm fine. It was a great, great news. Wow, girls. They make us do crazy things. Well, let's get straight into the news, Mason.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Okay. Because there has been much news. Oh, even over the holiday period? Sure. I mean, you know, things slow down, of course, in Hollywood or Hollyweird, some call it.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Classic. Don't get me started, mate. But you may have heard it about another Shia LaBeouf has apologised again for his plagiarism. I just want to talk about this briefly. Did he do it by skywriting? Yeah, he did it by skywriting. As we've mentioned, he's a total fucking idiot on every level.
Starting point is 00:03:36 But he basically did a five mile long apology which says, I'm sorry, Daniel Klaus. Team of skywriters, by the way. I was going to say, because it would be very difficult to get that much of an apology out of one Skywriter. By the time you get to the end. Especially because most Skywriters are drunk. Is that liable? Probably.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Oh, jeez. So, yeah, I mean, which is weird. I mean, first of all, where he did, he did in Hollywood. And Daniel Klaus apparently... Sweet callback. It's a very early callback to this show. Daniel Klaus lives in Oakland.
Starting point is 00:04:09 So, Not nearby at all? Not nearby at all. Right. So, which is strange. And then also, Because he doesn't want it
Starting point is 00:04:15 actually for Daniel Klaus. He wants the people to see it. Yeah, He wants the most TMZ coverage of that. That's exactly right. And he also, Because what he could have done
Starting point is 00:04:22 is gone to Daniel Klaus' house and given him money. All that money which he spent on Skyrim. I've never Skyrim'd anything, but I'd imagine it's a lot. And getting a team. Oh my god. Are you kidding me, Mason? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:04:35 He probably used all his Disturbia money. He probably did. Least. Maybe some Transformers 1. Maybe. I don't think he would have chipped into the Transformers 1. Unlikely. But look, he also tweeted this. Remember how he plagiarised his apologies as well? Yes. one and maybe i don't think he would have chipped into the transformers one unlikely yeah but look
Starting point is 00:04:45 he also has tweeted this remember how he plagiarized his apologies as well yes he wrote this about that you have my apologies for offending you for thinking i was serious instead of accurately realizing i was mocking you so he we're the idiots well we didn't realize that he was doing that deliberately to mock people who were offended that he ripped off somebody just because he could. Yeah. Because he's famous, Shia LaBeouf. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:11 He got us. He's got a problem. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah. But that's alright. Maybe we'll just... Do we want to talk about Shia LaBeouf ever again?
Starting point is 00:05:19 No, let's put a moratorium on him. Sure. Let's throw him in the Kim Kardashian pile. Let's not... Remember early on when we said, let's... We've talked too much about Kim Kardashian. Well, she's on the pile. She's on the pile. Sure. Let's throw him in the Kim Kardashian pile. Remember early on when we said we've talked too much about Kim Kardashian. She's on the pile.
Starting point is 00:05:28 She's on the pile. Yeah. Okay, I say if he ever gets mentioned in another Indiana Jones movie, we'll bring him up again. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:35 But other than that, dead to us. Or if he turns out, like he does something like Kony 2012, like the Kony 2012 guy, like he's just, he's
Starting point is 00:05:43 just, he's found walking down the street wanking or whatever. Then we mention him. I think that's worse. Unless he does anything spectacular like that. Forget it. Done. All right. There is some other comic book news, Mason.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I'm ready. Just movie news in general, sure. This one happens to be comic book related. Now, The Rock. You're familiar with The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. I love The Rock. I think he's great. Great guy, great bloke, great actor, giant man.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Good on him. Seems to be getting bigger as he gets older, which is weird. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, he confirmed... Like a deer's antlers. Yeah, is that how that works? I think so. Like a tree.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Exactly like a tree. Now, he confirmed early this week. Sorry, last week. Because we're recording this on the Tuesday. The date goes out. We never do that. Fresh. This is some fresh news.
Starting point is 00:06:27 So fresh. This is going to be the freshest episode ever. It sure is. Because I had to turn it all the way backwards. So fresh. It's going to be fresh like a music compilation from the 90s. So fresh. I hope they get those overseas.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I don't know. Surely. Sure, yeah. Why not? Anyway, The Rock confirmed that he has been talking to DC about a role in the DC movie universe. It was assumed by many initially that it was Lobo because he has mentioned Lobo before. Which makes sense. But I think, though, if they're going to use The Rock, I'm not saying that he's wasted on Lobo.
Starting point is 00:06:58 But Lobo is too much of a minor character to put someone as big as The Rock in that role. Do you know what I mean? a minor character to put someone as big as the Rock in that role do you know what I mean because you need because Lobo's really
Starting point is 00:07:07 he's part of the DC space universe he's not how rarely does he come to Earth very rarely and most he might pop in
Starting point is 00:07:15 I guess he pops in every once in a while yeah but I don't know that much about him to be honest but um yeah I don't know I think they'd probably
Starting point is 00:07:21 see that as well as a waste of kind of an opportunity to put the Rock in something I reckon he'd look good as Darkseid a waste of kind of an opportunity to put The Rock in something. I reckon he'd look good as Darkseid. Well, absolutely he would. But there was also talk of that.
Starting point is 00:07:30 But they're saying that he could be Jon Stewart. It's rumoured that he's Jon Stewart Green Lantern. Don't like it. Very big for Green Lantern. Very big for Green Lantern. Jon Stewart's supposed to be an ex-Marine, I think, but also an architect. Oh, really? So I don't see The Rock as an architect.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah. I mean, I certainly see a man called Dwayne Johnson as an architect, but not The Rock. Yeah. I just think it would be weird, and I mentioned this in a video, where it'd be like, Henry Cavill's pretty, Cavill's pretty big, Ben Affleck's pretty big. The Rock is enormous comparatively. I mean, because Henry Cavill was obviously worked out a lot. He looked amazing for that role. But he only worked out for months leading up.
Starting point is 00:08:06 The Rock has been working out since he was 16. Exactly. Hence why his arms are as wide as his head. Yeah. He's got bigger arms than Mark Wahlberg. And Mark Wahlberg's arms... Mark Wahlberg in his entirety, yes. No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:08:18 And I think somebody of that size has to play a character who isn't defined by his size. No. Because otherwise it's going to look weird. They've also said there's been rumours as well of Black Adam and others. Yeah, he's Egyptian though, I think. He's not actually. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:08:31 The Rock's kind of a mix of races. He is, certainly. Yeah. And I applaud him for that. Okay. Yep. Yeah, so there we go. Also, Wonder Woman news.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yep. Now, as we know... Is it how to pronounce her last name? No. Is it Gatto or Gatto? We still don't know. Gatto. And we should check, but we won't.
Starting point is 00:08:50 No, don't do it. Because we're not really in that business, are we? No. We're not in the business of fact-checking. Absolutely not. Yeah. Well, it's said now that this, again, is another rumour. I'm just going to preface this by saying that.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I preface it by saying it's a fact. What's anyone going to do? It's a fact, 100%. This is apparently from a very reliable source, who knows. But a Wonder Woman was going to turn out to be a descendant of ancient Kryptonians who attempted to settle an outpost on Earth from thousands of years before. So we know that ship that crashed becomes the Fortress of Solitude and Man of Steel. And there's one open pod.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And he's like, what's it do with this? He doesn't say it out loud. He looks at it. And you think he thinks it. Yeah. He does go, ooh. He did. Interreagin'. He did say that.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Basically, so all Amazonians would then be Kryptonians. Don't like it. To send itself. Don't like it. Me neither. No, not at all. Is it dumber than her being made of clay
Starting point is 00:09:45 ah no it's less dumb than that yeah but I don't think what you're doing there is you're
Starting point is 00:09:55 limiting the amount of origin stories I am aren't I yeah you are personally like you know how in Smallville all the villains
Starting point is 00:10:02 were you know powered by Kryptonite yeah same thing if you make them all if you make the first wave Like, you know, how in Smallville, all the villains were powered by Kryptonite. Yeah. Same thing. If you make them all... If you make the first wave of heroes all from Kryptonian stuff, then you can't later come in and say, well, this person's magic. No.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Because then people will say, well... What? Where did the magic come from in this universe? Exactly. I don't like it. I agree. Basically, the idea would be then that she's relatively powered down
Starting point is 00:10:26 in comparison to Superman because it's kind of it's watered down through the generations obviously and they've adapted to living in the Earth's atmosphere
Starting point is 00:10:33 for hundreds of centuries so her powers I guess wouldn't be in line with what Superman's got necessarily because otherwise she'd just have a laser vision and freeze breath
Starting point is 00:10:41 and all those things so where's the lasso of truth going to come from yeah that's it indestructible bracelets invisible jet laser vision and freeze breath and all those things. Yeah, so where's the lasso of truth going to come from? Yeah, that's it, yeah. Indestructible bracelets. Yeah. Invisible jet.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Other things she has, you know. Spangly outfit. Spangly outfit. Yeah. Wasn't the original rumor that Supergirl was in that pod? That was a rumor as well, yeah. And she's only recently gone out, so that's it. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's possible, sure.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I'm much more in favor of that. Yeah, me too. Where's this rumor come from? It's from... Latino News, your favorite. I can't remember which website. It's Yeah, me too. Where's this rumour come from? It's from... Latino News, your favourite? I can't remember which website. It's a Batman-centric
Starting point is 00:11:07 website. Well, what would they know? Probably more than us, to be honest. No. No. But look, you know,
Starting point is 00:11:14 it makes sense... I'm going to say, if you're listening from whatever that website is, we know more about Batman than you. How do you like
Starting point is 00:11:21 that website? That's our first official enemy we've made there. Good. Here's to many more. Basically, though, the way it would make sense, which I think it's dumb. It makes sense.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah, it totally works. But why change the origin when you don't have to? But basically that Kryptonians then can be produced without parents because they were all born in that Genesis chamber or whatever. So you could just produce a race of women through that. You don't need males and females. So you could say that's where they all come from. Or you just do what's in the comics.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah, make them out of clay. Yeah, make them out of clay. Well, the New 52 is different. She's like a daughter of a god. She's made out of styrofoam? Yeah, she's made out of styrofoam. She's made out of that weird gloppy stuff
Starting point is 00:12:08 where you can stretch it or whatever, but if you hit it with a hammer, it breaks. Yeah, exactly. She's made out of that stuff. That's cool. So there you go. A couple more bits of news.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Oh, I forgot to put the Ant-Man thing in. That's all right. I'll talk about that later. You can talk about it now. No, I'll come back to it. There's another rumor. This has been rumored before, but it's seemingly becoming closer to becoming a reality.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Ooh. You're familiar with... Listeners, you couldn't see the smugness in his face and the little head bob he did when he was like, it's coming closer to reality. So, mock this at your peril. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Basically, Hayley Atwell, who was from Captain America, that episode of Black Mirror, which is amazing. Yep. You've seen that show? Yes. Great show. Great, love it.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Anyway, she's apparently going to be... If you haven't seen that show, don't Google it. Just go to your local DVD retailer slash iTunes legitimate purchase place and just get Black Mirror. Yeah. Don't ask anybody about it. No. You probably won't sleep well.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Especially after their first one in the series. Yeah. I know I didn't. But anyway, basically, so she is apparently going to be spending six months in LA working on an Agent Carter TV show. Hmm. For ABC?
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yes. Oh. Which means it'd be like the early days of S.H.I.E.L.D. hmm your silence speaks volumes
Starting point is 00:13:30 hmm do they really need two agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? well if one's not very good sure oh then a second one
Starting point is 00:13:38 okay that's a good point in the you know in the world of two wrongs don't make wait I guess
Starting point is 00:13:43 if two wrongs don't make a right two terrible agents of S.H.I. right two terrible agents of shield tv series makes a good i think doom patrol movie i don't know i mean i i think i find i like that character and there's a few people on the comic book movie website are like oh she sucks she's not that interesting or whatever i like her a lot i think she's very interesting and i think she was a really um strong part of that movie and I think it could work really well that being said Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Starting point is 00:14:07 isn't very good so I'm obviously sceptical about that but hey maybe we'll see it maybe we won't I bet we will we will
Starting point is 00:14:15 because we have to they could bring in Zola and a few other old school Captain America dumb dumb Dugan yeah exactly
Starting point is 00:14:23 well that's the thing other people have been saying why not do the um what's his group Other people have been saying, why not do the... What's his group called? The Howling Commandos. Why not do a Howling Commandos movie? Like a band of... Not movie show.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Like a band of brothers. Okay, yep. Which would be cool also. You know what? I'm in favour of that now that you mention it because you could have... Because when you said band of brothers
Starting point is 00:14:38 I'm like, oh, we've seen that, blah, blah. But they're fighting crazy Nazi monsters. Yes! And everything's shooting lightning bolts out of it. Yeah. You know? I mean, there's obviously...
Starting point is 00:14:48 There'd be a lot of... Like, Band of Brothers cost millions and millions of dollars. Right. But Band of Brothers is great. Marvel's got millions and millions of dollars, right? I don't think they do. No, ABC certainly doesn't. Not for...
Starting point is 00:14:57 Not for genre television, they don't. No. No. Yeah. So, look, I'm... Although they built that plane. Oh, they did, didn't they? Didn't they?
Starting point is 00:15:03 A plane. That plane that I love and I question whether it's a real plane is it a real plane? we'll never know look I've got the Ant-Man news in front of me so I just subtly looked it up I didn't even break concentration
Starting point is 00:15:16 that's how good I am at this not so good that I'm prepared you did get it right the first time let's see if you get it right the second time so basically Edgar Wright has posted a picture online from... Did you ever see the show Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes animated show? Nope. Apparently it's very good.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I haven't seen it. They cancelled it after two seasons. It portrays a lot of the characters really, really well. Anyway, the episode that he... This picture that he posted is from one of the episodes where Scott Lang steals. Ant-Man. Ant-Man. Steals, finds an Ant-Man costume and steals it and uses it for nefarious means.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Oh. And so people are assuming from that. Yep. That Scott Lang is going to be the Ant-Man. Okay. The Ant-Man. And he's going to be Irredeemable Ant-Man, I guess. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I mean, yeah. I mean, even though, but Scott Lang's not the Irredeemable Ant-Man, I guess. I guess so. I mean, yeah. I mean, even though... But Scott Lang's not the Irredeemable Ant-Man, is he? No, correct. So, I mean, that also would go in line with saying it's going to be a heist movie. Oh. So, and I think the idea as well, then they pick him up and they're like, we're really impressed with your Ant-Man-ing skills. But then does that mean they're jumping over the Hank Pym origin?
Starting point is 00:16:23 Or maybe he's from the 70s or something maybe i don't have i don't think we have time for all the there's so many minor characters now yeah and there's the with your legacy characters like your flash green lantern and whatever yeah i think i think in a lot of cases it is going to be okay to just compress them into one sure it's probably a combination of things yeah and um i we didn't actually talk about this because we were away, but obviously Paul Rudd is Ant-Man. So he'd kind of fit that wisecracking kind of thievery kind of dude, right? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah. I really like Paul Rudd. You know, I watched it again the other day. This is 40. A lot of people don't like that movie. I think it's great. A lot of really awkward arguments. It's like you feel like you're in the room.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. It makes you feel really uncomfortable. That's true, yeah. But I love it. I think it's great. What like you're in the room yeah it makes you feel really that's true yeah but i love it i think it's great what a piece of movies that is it's too long though and it doesn't really go anywhere it's kind of rambling it's good so do you like it or not you none of your fucking business i'm sorry it's fine so yeah that's pretty much all the movie news for this week other than the michael bay weird samsung off, which we just watched. That was pretty great. For those who haven't seen it, I'm sure everybody's seen it at this point, but he was promoting a new Samsung.
Starting point is 00:17:31 The curved television. Yep. Which is the new thing. Uh-huh. Because flat screen's not good anymore. 3D's not good anymore, certainly. Yeah. Well, I don't think it ever was.
Starting point is 00:17:38 And I mean, we all have the giant TV now. We do. All of us have that giant TV. We should buy another one. Yeah. So. I mean, that's how they got people. Because why should we be happy with the giant TV now. We do. All of us have that We should buy another one. Yeah. I mean that's how they got people. Because why should
Starting point is 00:17:45 we be happy with a giant TV? Once everybody gets a giant TV you can only basically make them bigger and bigger until it gets to a point where they won't fit
Starting point is 00:17:52 in your house. And then you've got to do something different. Yeah, they physically won't fit through your door anymore. Yeah, that's it. But you know
Starting point is 00:17:57 TVs used to be curved though anyway. Oh yeah. You've got like the curved screen when we were kids. I mean they also used to have
Starting point is 00:18:03 wooden panel sides. I think I had one of them when we had the oldest TV in the world. You mean, they also used to have wooden wood panel sides. I think I had one of them. We had the, like the oldest TV in the world. You got to get up and you click the turning thing. Yeah. Some people had that and the knob was broken off. So I had to put a wrench in or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:17 But anyway, the point is, stop reminiscing for one second, if you could. And he was there to promote the Curved TV. And apparently he was answering questions, but he was answering them off... Like, all the answers were prepared, obviously, but he was reading them off a teleprompter. As they would be. I mean, that's understandable. And then he came up and he said, oh, the text is wrong. Or the text spacing or the text size on the teleprompter was wrong.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Yeah. He was like, well, just wing it. And then they asked him a question. He's like, sorry, nope. And he just walked away and it was funny the question that he really messed up
Starting point is 00:18:47 was where do you get your ideas from and he's like Hollywood's a visual media but it tells stories and he's just like I don't know if you're a director
Starting point is 00:18:55 you should know that that's what I think you should be able to go wow I pull from another different sources what a bunch of great writers I've got I've got a lot of
Starting point is 00:19:02 inspiring people around me I spend time with actors I just thought of that off the top of my head and I'm not a director so he should be better than that that's all I'm saying but how many cameras on you right now? yeah
Starting point is 00:19:11 one just the one just the one the security camera from the 7-Eleven we're currently robbing isn't it great how we can multitask like this? it's great we're really good at this but yeah
Starting point is 00:19:23 fair enough public speaking is difficult. Do you like public speaking? Nah. See, for me, it's a skill that I've developed over the years. It still terrifies me, but I can do it. I've emceed some weddings like a cool kid. Just up there.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Just tearing it up. Just cracking wires. Just cracking wires like a mad dog. That being said, yeah, I fucking hate it. Yeah. So don't ask me to emcee your wedding. No, fine. Go.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yeah. Jerk. Oh. I want to relax at a wedding. Yeah. So don't ask me to emcee your wedding. No, fine, go. Yeah. Jerk. Oh. I want to relax at a wedding. Yeah. It's like having a job. It's like saying,
Starting point is 00:19:49 come to our wedding, do a job. Because you've got to organise everything. Hmm. I've diverted again, haven't I? You really have.
Starting point is 00:19:56 That's okay. But look, Mason, it's the early months of the year. We've already had our first big blockbuster of the year. Which was?
Starting point is 00:20:04 Paranormal activities. Was that at the blockbuster of the year? We've already had our first big blockbuster of the year. Which was? Paranormal Activities. Was that at the blockbuster of the year? It made the least money of all the paranormal activities, but apparently it still made three times its budget back in the first day. Because they cost nothing to make. Because they cost nothing, yeah. Because it's 90 minutes, it's 89 minutes
Starting point is 00:20:19 of somebody in a room and then one minute of a scary thing, right? I haven't seen any, but that's the summary. I've seen the first one and that's essentially and apparently this one's mostly jump scares and it's a spin-off as well because it's not
Starting point is 00:20:30 it's the fifth movie but Paranormal Activity 5 is coming in October. Great. So we're getting two in one year. Oh, well, why not, eh? So basically
Starting point is 00:20:39 that was the big movie of the year at the moment. Yep. A lot of the time they do open with a horror movie. Last year they opened
Starting point is 00:20:45 with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D remake which is apparently the worst which I didn't see and the same thing this year but I thought
Starting point is 00:20:51 let's talk about the movies if you want to that are coming out just over the next three months we could go through the year
Starting point is 00:20:57 but we'd be here forever and then I'd have to make a longer list sounds like a lot of work we'd have to watch more trailers so we'll just
Starting point is 00:21:03 exactly we'll just talk January to March and then we'll call it a day. What do you think? I love it. I love that idea. Now we've watched
Starting point is 00:21:11 all the trailers in preparation, I hope, right? We've watched some of the trailers. Some of the trailers. And the one that's out this week in the US,
Starting point is 00:21:17 so it's not out in our country until next month, not that it matters because neither of us will see it, is... We might see it.
Starting point is 00:21:23 No. What is it? The Legend of Hercules. No, we won't see that it. No. What is it? The Legend of Hercules. No, we won't see that, will we? Yeah. Well, there's two Hercules movies coming this year. There's the Rock one, just playing Green Lantern Man. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:32 And there's this one with Callan Lutz from the Twilight franchise, and he's also in an episode of 30 Rock where he plays Lutz's nephew or something. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Which is pretty good. That's a fun little twist. Yeah. That's the reason why I think I like that guy, because I okay, that makes sense. Which is pretty good. That's a fun little twist. Yeah. That's the reason why I think I like that guy
Starting point is 00:21:46 because I thought, what a good sport going on that show. A lot of people hate this guy with a passion because he's too pretty and whatever, whatever. Is he a vampire or a werewolf? I think he's a vampire.
Starting point is 00:21:56 But yeah. Maybe he's a combination of the two. No, there's only one in that universe and it's their kid. You should know that. Come on.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I shouldn't know that. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Yeah. So basically, we saw the trailer. Did you think it was as generic and crap looking
Starting point is 00:22:10 as everybody says it is? Yes. And also, it looked like a really huge God of War rip-off. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Because he's got the whippy... He does have the whippy things. I didn't even think of that. He's got the chains with the rocks on it and he's whipping them around and then they're like, embrace your Godhood,
Starting point is 00:22:25 Hercules. And then he's got the lightning thingamajig-o. Oh whipping them around. And then they're like, embrace your godhood, Hercules. And then he's got the lightning thingamajig on him. Oh, yeah. I didn't even think of that. Lightning whips. Lightning whips, yeah. It's very... You know what? This is the year, and we're going to get to this very soon as we go through the rest of these.
Starting point is 00:22:35 But this is the year for just God of War, slow-mo, shirtless Greek men leaping through the air in slow motion. Finally? Yeah. I say. There's a lot of... If I could summarise the trailers of this first three months, it's... You know, a bit of dramatic... Everybody should know this as well.
Starting point is 00:23:00 20 minutes before we started recording, he just did that for 20 minutes. Just sitting in the room. I'm trying to prepare. You can take these out in the edit. Oh my god. But anyway, it's a lot of that. You could summarise all the movies. Yeah, you could. You're right. There is a point in every trailer pretty much coming up where there is that
Starting point is 00:23:19 particular... I mean, it's early months. It's usually how it is. I don't see... I don't know unless they're saving some good stuff for a further trailer. Yeah. This looks awfully generic for a movie about Hercules. I don't think they're saving anything because it's out this week.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Oh, right. Then it looks pretty awful. I mean, it's just, so he's a, he's a fairly regular looking guy. Yep. And he's a gladiator. He's a gladiator. Which it doesn't matter. Where are the rest of the gods?
Starting point is 00:23:46 Where are the demigods? Where are the monsters? Where are the, where's a gladiator where are the rest of the gods where are the demigods where are the monsters where's everything it's like before he was a god he was just a man no he wasn't he's always been a demigod he's always been half god I guess you're working with a limited budget there
Starting point is 00:23:57 because it looks like it could be made for television as well if you look at a show like Spartacus it looks pretty close to that speaking of, Liam McIntyre from Spartacus, good friend of the show, Liam McIntyre. Sure, your mate. Yeah, well, I've met him, and he probably wouldn't recognise me. Maybe on property he would. He'd be going, oh, okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:14 But I don't reckon he knows who I am at all. But great guy, though, that being said, he's in it. So I guess... As? His best friend. Great. Maybe Aeolus? Aeolus, exactly, from the TV series.
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Starting point is 00:25:13 Let's move to the next movie that you'll love. I don't think I will, though. This is the second reboot for this particular franchise. Great. And the fourth actor to play him. Oh, okay, right. Jack Ryan, Shadow Recrut. No, that's right.
Starting point is 00:25:28 We'll continue as if that's right. C-R-U-T. Yeah. Recrut. They rebooted this, the Jack Ryan franchise, in, I think, 2002 with Ben Affleck in the summer. Would you call these reboots? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Okay, right. It is. They're making it more Bourne Identity, James Bond-y kind of thing. Oh, I see what I'm running into. And all these movies have done really, really well financially because everybody's dad has a copy of a Jack Ryan book. That's true. And knows who they are.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I don't think I've seen any of them except the half of The Hunt for Red October. I've seen Hunt for Red October. Okay, so was The Sum of All Fears a prequel to the Harrison Ford ones? You know what? It might be, actually. So maybe it is the same. Okay, so we've gone prequel and then we've gone... Now, this seems like a reboot, though.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah, this is definitely a reboot, this one. But basically what happened, Alec Baldwin took on the role in the 80s. They couldn't afford to get Alec Baldwin back for the second one. And then they got Harrison Ford for Clear and Present Danger and Patriot Games. I don't know what order that is. Patriot Games, then Clear and Present Danger. That's what. I don't know what order that is. Patriot Games then Clear and Present Danger. That's what I said. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Is it? Yeah, it is. And then they obviously rebooted it. I'm okay with this franchise. It seems there's a fight in the toilet. Did you notice? Oh, yeah. Casino Royale style.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Casino Royale style, yeah. And he even... Smashes you into a sink. Yeah. I mean, I'll see this, but I don't really care about anything about it I think it'll do alright yeah it feels
Starting point is 00:26:47 Bourne Identity-ish but not Bourne Identity-ish enough no like those in the first couple of Bourne Identity films especially the
Starting point is 00:26:55 you know the really kind of close in as if filmed on video kind of fight sequences where people jam pens into each other's arms just as a matter of course you know
Starting point is 00:27:03 that's the best fight scene in all those Bourne movies as well they never topped it anyway so go on um yeah the tight end of the Casino Royale
Starting point is 00:27:10 I don't know I feel I feel it's quite generic yeah you know what's going working for it though Kenneth Branagh is the director
Starting point is 00:27:18 and he did Thor and he's made a bunch of good stuff in the past yeah and he's also the villain Kevin Costner's back yep none of those hair plugs have taken he's got. And he's also the villain. Kevin Costner's back. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Now those hair plugs have taken. He's got that beautiful head of him. He's public again. I love it. So, you know. I don't know. I'm a big fan of Casino Royale, so maybe... Sure.
Starting point is 00:27:34 If they put some element of that in. Do you remember in Casino... My favourite part of Casino Royale is right at the start where Bond goes to kill the section chief, the crooked section chief. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:43 And he shoots the guy, and then the guy tumbles over his desk, and you see on the desk a picture of his wife and children. That's brutal. That's... Like, has Billy Bond been around in that office long enough? He knows. He's had a look.
Starting point is 00:27:58 He's had a poke. He's gone through the drawers because he's got the gun, didn't he? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, I guess that was the point of driving home. What a prick. And he is a prick. I think that was the point they were driving home. What a prick. And he is a prick. I think I've said
Starting point is 00:28:06 this before. James Bond is a total prick. He was a prick in the 60s and he's a prick now. I'll still watch him I like him.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah absolutely. But yeah good on him. Jack Ryan. Don't set a good example for the kids. No. That's all I'm saying. Jack Ryan 9 out of
Starting point is 00:28:19 10 stars. You saying that already? I don't know. Yeah. Now the next one I know you're super excited about. What if Chris Pine is an action star?
Starting point is 00:28:27 He's been in others besides Star Trek. Has he been in anything else? Oh, this means war. Yeah, he's been in this. He has been in things. He's got a bit of stuff coming up. He could very well Sam Worthington it soon. That's true.
Starting point is 00:28:39 And then we throw him on the Shia LaBeouf, Kim Kardashian pile. I find him completely non-offensive. A lot of people hate him as Kirk. The general consensus is for Star Trek, Spock's amazing, dead on. Kirk should shut up. Looks like a mannequin man. So, you know, say what you will of that. Yeah, Carl Urban, great.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Can't fault him. Have you watched Almost Human yet? Nope. You're a dickhead. Oh, get there, God. Next one. I think they've just finished downloading from the iTunes store. Oh, have they? Yes. You're a dickhead. Oh, get there, God. Next one. I think they've just finished downloading from the iTunes store.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Oh, have they? Yes. Cool. What's your iTunes password? Just out of curiosity. I'm not going to tell you. I just want to check to see if it's right. To check if you're being legitimate. You son of a bitch. Okay, next one. iFrankenstein. Okay. I know you've got many thoughts on this. I've got thoughts about this.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I've got thoughts. You know what it is? Because it's from the producers of Underworld. It's got Bill Nighy in it. Yeah. It's just an Underworld sequel. Yes, it is. Ultimately, when you think about it.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Well, it's like Priest. It's like that one... What's the one where Paul... Paul Bettany. Paul Bettany is an angel in a cafe, and then it gets attacked by angels? Yeah, I remember that. I can't remember what it's called. I think there's two Paul Bettany. Yeah angel in a cafe, and then it gets attacked by angels. Yeah, I remember that. I can't remember what it's called. I think there's two Paul Bettany...
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah, there's Priest, and there's that one. There's another one, yeah. Yeah, where he's an angel. Might be called Gabriel, or was that the Australian movie called Gabriel that we watched? That was the Australian movie, yeah. Which is the worst. It was okay. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Listeners, go find the Australian film Gabriel. It's like a weird sci-fi... That rips off The Matrix and everything else and Dark City and a whole bunch of other stuff. Give it a watch and let us know what you think.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Don't do it. I say don't do it. Okay, don't do it then. But it does have the original Spartacus in it who died. I can't remember
Starting point is 00:30:14 his name. He's a terrible Australian guy. Good guy. But yeah, he's great Spartacus. Shame he died. Anyway, this movie
Starting point is 00:30:20 though, Legend of not Legend of Achilles. I, Frankenstein, Aaron Eckhart, who we love on the show, friend of the show. Friend of the show, Aaron Eckhart. Yeah. Do you think he makes a good sexy Frankenstein?
Starting point is 00:30:33 Also, should Frankenstein be sexy? Also, do you think he makes a good Frankenstein? I think. A good sexy Frankenstein. Because you know how it's all sexy vampires and sexy werewolves and whatever. Make it sexy. I think they're trying to make sexy Frankensteins now. Isn't that the least, next to, no, I was going to say next to the mummy, but the mummy can't be sexy. I and whatever. Make it sexy. I think they're trying to make sexy Frankenstein now. Isn't that the least... Next to...
Starting point is 00:30:45 No, he would... I was going to say next to the mummy. But the mummy can be sexy. Sexy mummies. I was just going to say sexy. You've already had a sexy mummy. Really? Arnold Boslu.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's sexy enough. You shave him down. You put him in a little gold spangly... I guess so. But I mean like bandaged up. Not sexy. No, bandaged up. No.
Starting point is 00:30:59 But Frankenstein is a horrible monster. Horrific. Murdering freak. Mutant man. Yeah. Who's made up of the parts of dead criminals. Correct, yes. So it looks very Van Helsing.
Starting point is 00:31:12 It looks very generic. I'll probably see it because I see more stuff now that I do this podcast. So I feel obliged. So out of duty, you'll see it. Out of duty, I'll see it. It just looks like an underworld sequel. Yeah, it does. I'm glad though
Starting point is 00:31:25 he's going to be fighting Gargoyles why does Bill Nighy keep being in these movies why wouldn't he though they're like Bill Nighy do you want two million dollars
Starting point is 00:31:31 I don't know that's a good point I'd do it I guess I guess Bill Nighy in these films he only really ever gets two scenes
Starting point is 00:31:38 he appears early on for whatever reason for some exposition and then he betrays them and then by the end you're like oh he's the bad guy and he shows up again
Starting point is 00:31:46 and then he goes now it's time for you to die Frankenstein and then he turns into a CGI monster and he can just leave for the day
Starting point is 00:31:52 so I guess yeah okay pretty much easy money you're right yeah why wouldn't you those kind of
Starting point is 00:31:58 word movies are okay and then he can appear in an Edgar Wright film for no money or whatever yeah exactly did you like
Starting point is 00:32:04 the underworld movies no I didn't see two I've seen all the other ones though if you've seen one you've seen two yeah And then he can appear in an Edgar Wright film for no money or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Did you like the Underworld movies? No. I didn't say two. I've seen all the other ones, though. If you've seen one, you've seen two. Yeah. Have you seen the prequel one, Rise of the Lycans? I'm sure I've seen bits of it.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure I've been at a stoner's house while it's been playing in the background, you know? Sure, yeah. And everybody's fascinated by it. Yeah, you're like, which Underworld is this? And they're like, doesn't matter. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:32:26 It's all blue. Yeah. I know that. So that's great. Good on it. We're moving on to February, the month of February. This is actually probably... The month of love.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Yeah, some say that. Is there any wacky romantic comedies coming out? I'm sure there is. I didn't write them down. Okay, then never mind then. The first up is, there's a bit more interesting stuff in this month. The Lego movie. Animated movie, the Lego movie.
Starting point is 00:32:46 They've made it to kind of look Lego, kind of stop motion-y, which it totally isn't. People keep telling me on the internet that they're like, it's all stop motion. It's not. Stop telling me it's fucking stop motion because it's not. What do you think of that movie? Trailer. Well, I guess it's a testament to the power of that CG where some some people are convinced yeah well maybe it's a power maybe it's a testament to people's dumbness maybe it's both of those yeah yeah because it looks like it looks like because they've removed
Starting point is 00:33:16 a few frames in you know to make it look a bit kind of oh i see yeah okay whatever it's there's probably just a button for that now i'm sure sure there is. Stop motion effect. You just click it. Done. It brings together a lot of the DC Universe. You've got your Batman, you've got your Superman, you've got your Wonder Woman. I'm okay with that. I'm ambivalent towards the Lego. Really? Well, you love your Lego Star Wars. Well, I used to.
Starting point is 00:33:38 And your Lego. I did ask for that. I think I said last time I asked for the Marvel Lego game. But this year's Christmas. I didn't get it. Well. I'll get it though. I'll bloody get it asked for the Marvel Lego game. But this year's Christmas. I didn't get it. Well. I'll get it, though. I'll bloody get it.
Starting point is 00:33:48 But the last Lego game I... You could pay for it with your adult money that you have from your adult job. I could do that. I didn't even think of that. Or you could do that and then while you're in the line at the shop, you could contemplate your life choices and put it back. Because it's a game for children. But it's got all the characters.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Oh, continue then. Yeah. Oh, Lego Iron Man? Oh, just quickly on up does just quickly on the Marvel games yep
Starting point is 00:34:09 Activision which owns all the Marvel properties did they're licensed with Marvel expired which means Activision
Starting point is 00:34:16 we can buy it up great I'm assuming Disney is going to make them in house now yes but most of the Activision games
Starting point is 00:34:24 are terrible there's a few exceptions. Spider-Man 2 is great. I don't know if you remember that. I love that game. Do you remember, though, when we played Marvel Ultimate Alliance? Yep. On PS3 or what? PS2? PS2, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I bought that game, and I think you were there, and you came round to my house and it was like going to work. We'd sit down. Finishing that game was like like going to work and we'd slog through it for eight hours then you go right i'll catch you later and then you'd leave then you come back in the next this is our holiday by the way yes come back in eight o'clock the next day carby like clock on sit down you know play through that and that took us maybe a week to make. That was awful. Was that an Activision game? I think it was, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Ugh, alright. And it was like this dungeon crawling slog of a game. And that game is looked upon fondly. But it's not good. Yeah, I think people... Great roster and whatever, but it's not a good game. No. You remember how painful that was?
Starting point is 00:35:20 There are precious few comic book video game times that are good. Yeah. Ultimate Destruction. Great game. Ultimate Destruction, great. tie-ins that are good. Yeah. Ultimate Destruction. Great game. Ultimate Destruction, great. Spider-Man 2. Yep. That's about it.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Yep. Yeah. The Spider-Man 3 iPad game. Not true. That's awful. I'm trying to think of those anymore. Have you played that? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Isn't that the one that you said is freemium? It's freemium, yeah. And it costs like $120 to buy everything or something? Yeah, it's freemium, which I'd never encountered before. I'd successfully avoided that for years and years, the freemium, yeah. And it costs like $120 to buy everything or something? Yeah, it's freemium, which I'd never encountered before. I'd successfully avoided that for years and years, the freemium model. So you download it and you play it, and it's just like an endless runner. It's not very good, but the lure of it is you can buy all the Iron Man items in the game. Get a War Machine armor.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Yeah, and you can play as them, and they're all basically the same, but in order to do that, you earn experience points and credits, and that just takes forever. You just grind for hours and hours and hours. Or you can you in order to do that you won't experience points and credits and that just takes forever you just grind for hours and hours and hours or you can pay real money just click it and you get them and like every little every every little bit in the game if you want to repair your armor fast or if you want to skip a thing if you want to do a thing you can pay real money to skip and it's just and i was appalled like at how much money like If you download it for your kid or whatever, they could just click the button accidentally.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Like, I want to play this with all the Iron Mans, and click it, and it costs you $150 or whatever it is. And I was appalled, so I went to look for reviews, because that's all reviews are, essentially, is to back up your own opinions on things. That's true. And I clicked, and I was hoping people would be like, this is the worst abusive power ever
Starting point is 00:36:46 in the video game. And people were like the freemium features are quite reasonable. How did that happen? I think it's a slow burn. It slowly creeped up on me.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Yeah, because obviously that's your first experience but it's everybody else's hundredth. So, you know. God. Great game though. What were we talking about?
Starting point is 00:37:03 Oh, Lego. Lego movie My point was I hadn't played a Lego game Since Star Wars 1 Great So I didn't buy the Pirates 1 Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:11 That being said I will watch this Lego movie And I'm excited to see it Not excited But I gotta find a little kid to take I was gonna say It's a fun movie for kids right I got nephews
Starting point is 00:37:19 I'll take them along Yeah Though me and my brother Once saw Toy Story 3 By ourselves That's got depth though, right? This will have,
Starting point is 00:37:26 this will have zero depth. Yeah. You're right. After that, this one I'm excited for. A lot of people are hating on it. Haters on the internet.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Yep. Robocop. Okay, I'm bored. And I know you're okay with this one as well. I'm totally bored with it, yeah. And I know you're a massive fan of Robocop 3.
Starting point is 00:37:42 That's not true. That's absolutely why I would know. Terrible. He flies at the end of that one 3. That's not true. That's absolutely why I would know. Terrible. He flies at the end of that one, though. That's why you like it so much. You'll believe a cop who is a robot can fly was the tagline for that movie. And boy, did we.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Boy. Never seen it. Yeah, I mean, I like that it's diverted from the original story, which is not always a good idea, where they haven't... They've tried to do something different in that he is more man than machine, and it's about free will and whatever. And the other one was more about
Starting point is 00:38:12 corporatisation and whatever, which I think there's elements of that in this. Well, yeah, and this one's more about... And I think we recovered this last time we looked at it. Sure. Have they changed the trailer since we've... I think there might have been another one. Okay, well, anyway, this one's more about
Starting point is 00:38:24 the militarisation of the United States. That's what I... That's right. Which I think there might have been another one okay well anyway this one's more about the sort of militarisation of the United States that's what I'm yeah that's right which I think is interesting forget what I said and I'm 100% on board with it I think it's going to be great
Starting point is 00:38:31 yeah it could be great it's probably okay but a good director though yeah was the guy who did Elite Squad Elite Squad
Starting point is 00:38:38 Enemies Elite which I haven't watched yet because you legitimately gave me a copy and I haven't watched it yet yeah just drink the water. Great.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah, you can say that, can't you though? I can say the water. You're doing a real good job. Last one, rounding off that month. By the way, there are movies coming out around these ones. Right, but they've probably got meaning and themes. Who's into that? Probably Judi Dench is in one.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Oh, yeah. But no, Philomena or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But the thing is though, most of the Oscar bait movies come out before December or they're not available for Oscars. Right, right at that point. And normally a movie that wins an Oscar won't come out in these months because by the time the Oscar season rolls around, you get 12 Years a Slave which hits in November or whatever. Oh right. And that will take it. As it should,
Starting point is 00:39:20 I watched it the other night. Holy shit, have you seen that movie? No. It's incredible. will take it. As it should. I watched it the other night. Holy shit. Have you seen that movie? No. It's incredible and awful and incredible. Oh. But you should watch it. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. Next one. A Paul W.S. Anderson movie. Yep. Starring... Resident Evil? No. It's that particular guy. Yes. But not Resident Evil. Pompeii. Pompeii. Yep. Okay. ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yep. Okay, here's another. Here's a gladiator or something. Yep, here's a gladiator or something.
Starting point is 00:39:51 It's the guy from Kit Harington, I think his name is, from Game of Thrones. Right. Emily Browning, Australian's own Emily Browning. Correct. Went to school near us. She hasn't done anything to warrant her being bumped from Australia. Not yet. So good.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah, I've seen her in person she's a very cute girl there's these all follow the exact same formula you've got your kind of rough and ready gladiator type and you've got your
Starting point is 00:40:13 your mean your mean villainy kind of weaselly guy with the with the the Roman haircut
Starting point is 00:40:21 I think that's probably why they do it because the it's they make so many of these because the Roman haircut is so easy to do probably why they do it, because they make so many of these, because the Roman haircut is so easy to do. You just paste it down over your forehead.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you've got your beautiful woman in bloody blood. Maybe they're meant to be together. Maybe they're not. And maybe there's some sort of blind wise woman. There's always one of those.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Who has many portents. Yeah. Yeah. And sooth sayings. That's it. It basically seems like this movie though that the city is Pompeii is crumbling around
Starting point is 00:40:47 them while the gladiated fights are happening yep and he's gonna probably rescue her or something it looks like good
Starting point is 00:40:53 destruction computer graphics I guess but we've seen it all haven't we we've seen it all and we've also seen it Wrath of the Titans
Starting point is 00:40:58 style with giant monsters is anybody gonna release a Kraken in this film unlikely speaking of Wrath of the Titans they're not making a sequel to Wrath of the Titans this film unlikely speaking of Wrath of the Titans they're not making a sequel to
Starting point is 00:41:06 Wrath of the Titans we're left with only two of the Titans films is it Wrath which one's first one we've got Remember the Titans
Starting point is 00:41:12 oh yeah that's a good movie I like that movie look I'll probably see this one for the same reason I see anything wow
Starting point is 00:41:20 yeah I mean it's fun I guess we know how it ends we do the ship sinks you know and people drown in the ice thing. Yeah, I mean, it's fun, I guess. We know how it ends. We do. The ship sinks. You know? And people drown in the ice.
Starting point is 00:41:29 How soon is too soon to make a movie about... The destruction of Pompeii. Yeah. I mean, they did one about Titanic,
Starting point is 00:41:36 wasn't that way ago, wasn't it? Nah. It'll look fine, I guess. People hate on Paul W.S. Anderson, fair
Starting point is 00:41:42 enough. Some of the Resident Evil movies are okay. I think it's three, the one in the desert, which is pretty good. The one that's set in the. Anderson. Fair enough. Some of the Resident Evil movies are okay. I think it's three. The one in the desert, which is pretty good. The one that's set in the desert. You saw that.
Starting point is 00:41:49 They get sillier and sillier. Yeah, of course. But that one, I think, mate, is easily the best. The rest are mostly nonsense. The first one has the bit where she scissor kicks a rubber dog. Yeah. Which is really great. But he also made Event Horizon.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Okay, yeah. Which is a great movie. Do you think that still holds up though? Yeah, absolutely When was the last time you saw it? That movie's fucking terrifying Yeah, it was But when was the last time you saw it?
Starting point is 00:42:09 Oh, probably maybe four or five years ago Oh, okay Yeah, I think I was living in London I was on TV I don't know Who knows? We'll never know We'll never know, that's right
Starting point is 00:42:17 I think he made the latest Musketeer reboot With, uh Oh, the Musketeer? Yeah, the kid from Percy Jackson And I think Orlando Bloom's the feathery quifty
Starting point is 00:42:26 um villain oh he's the villain oh cause he's not the young cool kid anymore he does have a tweedly mustache
Starting point is 00:42:32 ten years ago he would have been the kid that's true like in pirate style yep now tweedly villain
Starting point is 00:42:37 great cause he's very tweedly yeah what's up that's the end of that month huh
Starting point is 00:42:42 March success a successful month definitely uh there's a few in March uh this is another one so get ready for the What's up? That's the end of that month. Huh. March. Success. A successful month. Definitely. There's a few in March. This is another one. So get ready for the music thing.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Okay. 300, Rise of an Empire. There's another one. There it is. Lots of leaping. Lots of slow motion leaping. Probably slightly higher than usual. Sure. Because they're the titans. They certainly are.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And everybody's real aggro. Yeah. This movie is a sequel to the 2007 movie, 300? Why not? Yeah. It's based on a graphic novel that is yet to be released, which is a sequel slash prequel to 300. Frank Miller again. Frank Miller again.
Starting point is 00:43:18 He's gone crazy. He sure has. I bet this one will be crazy. Yeah. But it tells the rise of Xerxes and how he became a god and why he's gold yeah prequel
Starting point is 00:43:28 no no that's some parts of it and most of it is set afterwards and Lena Headey is in it and she's like let's destroy the army
Starting point is 00:43:35 yep and you see there's she's the beautiful lady in this one so we've got the yes we've got a young we've got a young
Starting point is 00:43:41 rough and ready guy probably Australian guy can't remember his name but the Australian guy's a late guy. David Wenham's coming back. He is. Sullivan Stapleton, that's his name.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Sorry, go on. CGI abs. CGI abs with David Wenham. You know what, though? In watching that trailer, the abs are not as insane this time around. Well, I think it's because they're not a Spartan army. Oh, I see, right. They're just regular dudes.
Starting point is 00:43:59 And Greeks are just regularly buff and not ridiculous. Ridiculous. Not music buff. As history tells us. Absolutely, yeah. So, yeah, that's, I mean, I'll say it. I think it's a sequel
Starting point is 00:44:07 that's come way too late. A bodybuilder bro dude's going to watch this one, though, because they're not crazy. Ah, that's a good point. Because they're not crazy built. Yeah. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Hmm? Yeah. I'm certainly not going to watch it. Are you really not going to? Because I'm crazy built. Did you indenture it? Like a mad dog. Like a mad dog.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Did you see the, you just talked about it. That's an original. What did you think? Fine. Do you think it set the bar for CGI something? Slow motion? Blood.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Oh, they did that hand crank camera. They kind of pioneered that hand crank camera thing for the weird, you know, we'll slow it down while he lives in the air and then we'll spin it up again and it hits the guy. Yeah. Fine. Great. Sure? I've had enough of that.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Yeah. Haven't we all? What if they set some of this to dubstep though oh my god can you imagine yeah
Starting point is 00:44:48 but yeah so it's mostly set on the sea as well a lot of naval battles there appears to be a scene where a guy rides a horse into a ship
Starting point is 00:44:57 into the water onto a ship or something that happens there so sure I'll see it you'll see it there's no
Starting point is 00:45:04 I think... For me, they're going to have to raise the stakes. I want to see something spectacular in that trailer. I didn't see anything spectacular in it. Yeah, fair enough. I can't even remember the director. I want to see one of those giant mutant men from 300. Well, the reason, I think I've said this before,
Starting point is 00:45:17 the reason those are in it is because it's David Wynnum's storytelling and he exaggerates everything. Well, they could do that in this one. They could have something storytelling. Mutant men. Giants. Dragons. Kraken. Kraken. Oh, exaggerates, right. Well, they could do that in this one. Sure they could. They could have some new storytelling. Mutant men. Giants. Dragons. Kraken.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Kraken. Release the Kraken. Absolutely. Next one. Need for Speed. Ha ha! No, there's none of that in this one. Now, the funny thing about this movie is it doesn't look the worst.
Starting point is 00:45:40 It doesn't look the worst, but it doesn't look very Need for Speedy. Sure. You know what I mean? I mean, it's called Need for Speed, and it's based on't look very Need for Speedy. Sure. You know what I mean? I mean, it's called Need for Speed, and it's based on the video game Need for Speed. Yeah. The series, but... I mean, Need for Speed generally, or some of the newer games do, they don't really have a storyline. It's just outrun the cops.
Starting point is 00:45:55 That's true. There was one I had called Hot Pursuit, which was great from a few years back. I don't mind. I'm not a cars guy. I know you're a big cars guy. Not true. Not true. I have a car in a sense
Starting point is 00:46:07 yeah but it's got Aaron Paul who's from Breaking Bad Breaking Bad of course I think it looks okay it's got Tony Stark's father
Starting point is 00:46:16 the guy who plays Tony Stark's father and I think he's the villain and maybe he portrays yeah he looks fine looks tense yep I don't know
Starting point is 00:46:22 he's clearly the character's clearly dealing with some issues. Sure is. That he can only solve with a need for speed. Maybe that's his issue, he has a need for speed. Didn't the name need for speed come from Top Gun? That I feel the need, the need for speed?
Starting point is 00:46:35 I think it probably came from the ability for someone to rhyme need and speed. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So look, I guess I'll see this one also. I don't know, I think it's a mistake to... Well, maybe it's not. I find it odd that you're going to take a video game franchise and make it into a film
Starting point is 00:46:53 and it's a drama. Yeah. I think it should just be wacky fun. Yeah. I think it should be a heist. But I did see a stunt for this online and it was a real car that they flipped and whatever and it looked pretty cool. Man with the golden gun
Starting point is 00:47:06 corkscrew style? Exactly. Except it smashes instead of lands right way up. So they just flung it with a catapult. Okay, I'll say that.
Starting point is 00:47:15 There we go. This next one's very interesting in the sense that it's the first really big Kickstarter movie project. It's the continuation of the franchise
Starting point is 00:47:24 Veronica Mars. There we go. What do you think of that? I was a huge fan of Veronica Mars. I know you were. I never watched it. It's the continuation of the franchise Veronica Mars. There we go. What do you think of that? I was a huge fan of Veronica Mars. I know you were. I never watched it. It was great. Go back and see. It still holds up, I assume. Maybe I will. Yeah. You saw the trailer. You'll probably see this one. I'll see this one, yeah. What do you think of it? First of all, what's the deal with Veronica Mars?
Starting point is 00:47:40 Well, she used to be a teen detective. Didn't we all? Yeah, because her father used to be the sheriff of Neptune Which is a town in California And then there was a bit of a scandal A bit of a scandal Relating to a wealthy family in that town And then he was deposed as sheriff
Starting point is 00:47:57 And then he became a private investigator And so she became a private investigator helping out Who's the father in it? It's Enrico Colantoni What's he in? He's in Veronica Mars. Yep. Who's in Just Shoot Me?
Starting point is 00:48:08 The TV series? The sitcom? Oh, the bald guy. With David Spade, the bald guy. He's great. Yeah, he's good. He's been in other stuff, I assume. I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Yeah. Anyway, she, over the course of three seasons, she solved a series of serious crimes in the city, but she also solved like teen issues great rivals relationships all those things
Starting point is 00:48:29 all those things yep skateboarding tricks all the things that teens are about and this movie as well what is it
Starting point is 00:48:36 she's not a private detective anymore is that right no she's become a lawyer yeah but she's gonna have some detecting she's gonna have to yeah
Starting point is 00:48:41 because she's the only one that they trust or something probably yeah well look hopefully it does alright. Because I like the idea of these, you know, cancelled TV properties or whatever that still have a bit of life in them being brought back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I like the idea of Kristen Bell being in good films. You do like that, don't you? We discussed that. The lifeguard should be good. Yeah. This one should be good. Yeah. Hopefully.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. Which is good in House of Lies as well. Oh, is she? That's not a good show. I like it. It makes me feel really dirty, though, watching it, because it's really grim, and Matt Damon makes Don Cheadle give him a handjob in one episode. Okay, Matt Damon?
Starting point is 00:49:14 Yeah. As Matt Damon. There you go. Okay. I haven't got Matt Damon. Watch it only for that. See, I've watched a few episodes of that, and it's a show that seems very much in love with its own sort of of look how smart we are
Starting point is 00:49:25 yeah look how smug and cool these characters are that's true but he's also they're also very all broken as well which is interesting
Starting point is 00:49:31 I could take it a little bit yeah fair enough better than Suits I'll tell you that much haven't seen that haven't seen Suits okay next one
Starting point is 00:49:38 is called Divergent oh yes it's like a Hunger Games-esque Shailene Woodley's in it who was going to be Mary Jane Watson in the new Spider-Man movie except they cut all her parts out of it because apparently it didn't work.
Starting point is 00:49:51 She's the star in this. She's the star. Okay. It's about fitting in or not fitting in. It seems to be about being assigned some roles. It's a little bit Harry Potter-esque that everybody's assigned a role, a house in society. It's like you're evil. You're evil forever. That everybody's assigned a role, a house.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Like, you're evil. You're evil forever. That's how that heart works. You're one of the dumb ones. You're in Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff's the one with just idiots, right? They just smoke weed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah, mostly, yeah. Which is fine. Don't equate smoking weed with being dumb, Mason. Don't make that mistake. I don't smoke weed. Yeah, but Hufflepuff's just like generic leftovers, right? Yeah, pretty much. You're dumb or fat. You're in Hufflepuff's just like generic leftovers, right? Yeah, pretty much. You're dumb or fat.
Starting point is 00:50:27 You're in Hufflepuff. Yeah, exactly. I mean, sure, I will not say this properly. Yeah. Because I don't. Apparently it's a very successful teen franchise and bloody blah. And apparently in this universe, your university entrance exam is they dump you in a big tank of water and attempt to murder you. Sure, why not?
Starting point is 00:50:47 Kate Winslet's the bad guy. Okay. I don't know anything about it other than that. You were watching the trailer that I was here when you were watching it and it stopped
Starting point is 00:50:54 three quarters of the way through and you went, yeah, I get it. It's fine. It's fine. I don't need to see the end. Yeah. I feel the same way
Starting point is 00:51:00 about the film as a whole. Yeah. Yeah. That being said, I feel like we don't get it because we don't know what it's about. Nah, it's probably fine.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Let's move it along. Let's throw it in that basket with Mortal Instruments whenever they are, which I've come to decide is probably about like musical instruments, like a band of musical instruments
Starting point is 00:51:16 that come to life. Sentient. Using magic and they become like sexy teens. Cool. So that's... And maybe they change back every now and then.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Maybe they change back every now and then. Probably at inconvenient times I'd say so Great The next one Noah Russell Crowe
Starting point is 00:51:31 Ho ho ho ho Yeah a little bit A little bit of that A little drier maybe I think Is it Ridley Scott who did that? I can't even remember I should have bloody checked that
Starting point is 00:51:39 I'm pretty sure Noah It's Darren Aronofsky Oh that's right Old Darren Aron Darren Aron yeah Who passed on the Wolverine he was well into the Wolverine
Starting point is 00:51:47 and then jumped ship so he's making a movie there's two big biblical movies coming out this year there's this one and there's one with Christian Bale who's
Starting point is 00:51:54 Moses okay and I'd imagine there's a big battle in the Red Sea or something oh there would be wouldn't there
Starting point is 00:52:02 he parts that sea and then they clash they clash in the middle yeah there's a Kraken probably but I guess there's going to be Oh, there would be, wouldn't there? He parts that sea and then... They clash. They clash in the middle, yeah. There's a Kraken, probably. But I guess there's going to be a lot of these big, big biblical gladiator-style movies coming out. There's a few in the pipeworks. Which is weird because there's no scheduled apocalypse this year.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Like, you know, the last few years there's always been some lunatic like, well, the main calendar says that we're all doomed in October or whatever and then October passes and they're like, well, actually, I'm in October 2048.
Starting point is 00:52:31 That's what I meant. You misheard me. You misheard me. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess that's the way of doing this, I guess. Yeah, I feel
Starting point is 00:52:38 usually the apocalyptic films come out when the zeitgeist says we're all going to die. But I guess not. Maybe we're breaking the trend. Also, it doesn't look that interesting. No, it doesn't. I mean, he builds an ark.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I mean, we've all seen Evan Almighty, and it looks pretty similar to that. It does, doesn't it? Yeah. It's all just going to be slapstick. So my understanding of the story of Noah is that they wipe everybody out, except all the animals. They being God, yes. They being God, sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:05 And Russell Crowe. And then his family repopulate the Earth? Or is there more people? What's the deal there? I think it's... I think Noah's family, or maybe his extended family, are the only people judged worthy in the world. Yeah. I think.
Starting point is 00:53:22 So they're all on the boat. Okay. But it might be, like, they might have married in. Sure, okay. Like, some of the people they've married in. I think that's the case, actually. I think. So they're all on the boat. Okay. But it might be, like, they might have married in. Sure, okay. Like, some of the people they've married in. I think that's the case, actually.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Well, you won't. I'll boil this down. You're worried about incest. Yes. And I think we're in the clear. But that means those kids are there. There's only so many
Starting point is 00:53:37 parents you can make there. Okay, there's got to be incest. Yeah. No, but the Bible papers over it. Good. Like with, you know, Adam and Eve. At one point, like, C over it good like with you know Adam and Eve
Starting point is 00:53:45 yeah at one point like Cain and Abel you know that happens they have the kids and then I think at one point
Starting point is 00:53:51 they just say hey there's another town over there like God created another town over there go for your life go for it go nuts
Starting point is 00:53:58 go nuts mate one more I added this late in the game okay I'm ready the raid to Barandal Barandal Barandal Barandal Barandal guidance recommended yes One more. I added this late in the game. Okay, I'm ready. The Raid 2. Berendal.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Ooh. Berendal? Berendal. Berendal. Berendal Guidance Recommended. Yes. Did you see the first Raid? I didn't see the first one. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:54:12 I feel bad about that. I know, because it's supposed to be amazing. Yeah. Indonesian film? It's one of those films, I think, that's got one of the, you know, a really long one-take, it's got a lot of really long one-take action sequences. Like a Tony Jaa-esque. Yeah, like a Tony Jaa.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Punching elephant. Just leaping through panes of glass. Yeah. Just 20 minutes of leaping through... Just running down a street and leaping through things. Yeah, yeah. I hope to see the other one before and then catch this one in the cinema.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Hopefully. We can do that. Yeah. Though we did... Remember a few years back, we swore off Asian cinema. Do you remember that? This doesn't make it sound good.
Starting point is 00:54:46 No, it doesn't, but we got a string of, we watched a string of bad films. There are, I quite, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon's okay. Yep.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I like Hero quite a bit. We loved Kung Fu Hustle. Boy, did we. No, we didn't. No. A lot of people loved that. We hated that. I hate Kung Fu Hustle.
Starting point is 00:55:02 It's nonsense. Yeah. It's not for us though no it's not my sense of humour it's your sense of humour which is weird you didn't like it
Starting point is 00:55:08 no but the raid looks incredible apparently the new Ninja Turtles movie as well which is coming out this movie a lot of the fighting is based off that
Starting point is 00:55:15 really like that kind of style the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles film well he's he's producing okay and storming off stage
Starting point is 00:55:21 he's storming off stage yeah yeah that's pretty much all that's all much all that. I've got some Ninja Turtles news off the top of my head. Okay, I'm ready. They basically come out and said that some of the people have seen the toys from the
Starting point is 00:55:32 new movie and they're not going to be kind of like beaked turtles like they initially thought and they're going to be kind of creepy looking. They're just going to be like very traditional in design kind of turtles and that's pretty much it. They've all got their weapons, they've all got their headbands and whatever and they all look fine do you think that might be a strategy now in hollywood where they put out really misleading yeah like you've ruined my childhood information and then they pull it back yeah because i'm sure there are people be like i'm never seeing like they hear that ninja turtles is coming back that's all they hear and
Starting point is 00:56:04 they go i've never seen another ninja turtles because the best one was the one from the 90s or whatever and then they put out this big ninja turtle alien situation and then these guys well now i'm definitely not gonna say the best one was the one from the night and then they pull it back and then then the calm settles in and people are like, oh, I guess I will see it. It is the one I love. Well, I guess I'll see it then.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah. Okay. I mean, we'll see it, won't we? Yes. To be sure. To be sure. There's a guy who did that one with Aaron Egghart where he fights aliens. Thank you for smoking.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Thank you for smoking. That's a great movie. Battle LA. Another movie where aliens' weakness or strength is water. And another movie that I switched off. Yeah, me too. Midway through, just like, nah, what is the point of this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:50 It's a bit kind of... I don't even know. It's crap, isn't it? It sure is. I wonder why we watch these films. Yeah. That's pretty much it. So that's pretty much the show for this week, Dan.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Oh, we did it. We did it again. I just want to say a quick apology to everybody because I haven't been on the Twitter or anything for like two weeks. I checked it the other day. I've got a whole lot of Twitter responses to respond to which I don't know which I'll actually get to
Starting point is 00:57:14 if at all. So if I don't do that, I apologise. Sounds like a bit of a downer. You know what? I guarantee he'll get to all of them. You get a response every single one. I'm pretty good with responses. You get a response, you get a retweet, you get a star. So if I don't respond to you, I apologise. Because I just want to cut it, start afresh.
Starting point is 00:57:31 If he doesn't respond to you, he's doing it deliberately. Not accidentally, he's doing it deliberately. Everybody else gets a private message except for you. That's right. So I haven't checked the emails or anything, so I apologise for that. But if you do want to hit us up for real, because I'm back. We're back from holidays. Get us on all
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Starting point is 00:58:12 I mean, we didn't really go anywhere we've only been doing this for a couple of months it's not really a massive return ultimately we should also shout out to Gabriel Bruton for the theme song thank you again for the theme song that's the show Mason yep
Starting point is 00:58:26 next week probably some other stuff we'll probably talk we'll probably talk in front of these microphones it'll be pretty great yeah classic memories
Starting point is 00:58:34 of things that will happen alright thanks everyone bye

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