The Weekly Planet - 16 Star Wars, Batman VS Superman & Superhero Movies Not Based On Comics
Episode Date: January 13, 2014This week we're talking news of Star Wars Episode VII, casting in Batman VS Superman, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Superhero Movies not based on comics!Thanks for supporting the show!Also apologies for... Mason's audio towards the end of the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul to Paris and London.
One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+. Welcome to another episode of The Weekly Planet,
official podcast of comicbookmovie.com.
My name is James,
junior editor,
comicbookmovie.com. My name is James, junior editor, comicbookmovie.com.
I'm actually going to start this again. No! Continue forever! And joining me as always is my co-host Nick Mason. That was fine. I don't know, I panicked. You did panic. You
know what I did is I pointed at him several times and smiled encouragingly. Yeah. You
thought it was a trap. I did think it was a trap. Maybe it's still a trap.
I don't know.
Keep going.
It's a trap in the sense you've made me continue, but I don't want to.
That's the one.
Yep.
Do you want me to get straight into the news this week, Mason?
Or do you want to talk about our amazing two microphone situation?
It's pretty great, isn't it?
It is.
We finally fixed those horrendous audio problems.
We have.
Well, we've improved them slightly.
Yeah.
So we did that last week.
You may have noticed an audio improvement.
You may not have.
But now,
this is slightly better,
I think.
You may actually be
more uncomfortable now.
You can hear our voices for real.
Whatever, though.
It's fine.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I'm going to get straight
to the news bases.
Please.
And you know what?
You know last week
we put a moratorium?
Monitorium?
Moratoria.
We monetised the podcast.
We sold it to Big Tobacco.
We did. That's why we're enjoying these sweet Marlboro Reds
You ever smoked a Marlboro Red?
Horrible
Anyway
I'm not a smoker by the way, you know that
Keep them clear
That's what I say
We put a moratorium
On Shia LaBeouf and his antics
I'm going to break that this week immediately.
I know.
Only because...
That was quick, but it's traditional for us.
To make a bold claim and then go back on it immediately.
But alright, go ahead.
You probably heard this.
He made a statement earlier this week saying that following the...
He's retiring from all public life following the recent attacks against my artistic integrity.
And he added, my love goes out to those who have supported me and finally hashtag stop creating
that's a it's important important hashtag a lot of people use that that's not the only
changes to his twitter account i feel bad that's what's on steve jobs's tombstone hashtag stop
creating oh okay so then he changed his Twitter profile picture.
Well, not the Twitter profile.
What's the one that goes around the profile picture?
The bigger one.
Oh, the big cover page?
Not the big one.
Like the medium-sized one.
You've got your little picture and your slightly bigger picture and then the whole page.
So the slightly larger picture.
Slightly larger picture.
That's what it's called.
Yeah.
He put this...
He got a cease and desist order from Daniel Clow's lawyers because he pretended he was going to make another short film
based off another one of his comics.
And basically he blacked out all the letters,
all the words in it except for a few
that just says,
he must stop all efforts to create.
And he's left that in his picture.
But the full sentence that I checked this is,
he must stop all efforts to create
and produce another short film
that misappropriated Mr. Clow's work wow but he's a tortured he's a tortured creator and we're all
we're all getting up on him we're cyberbullying I love how he's how he's taken people's offense
people's offense to him stealing as like a personal attack that's like we don't understand we understand we do understand yeah
we get it that's bloody hell right i did i actually clicked somebody retweeted that in my
feed that the tweet that said that said he's quitting and you click that and there's replies
underneath that are like don't go we love you and there's people that are like johnny laboof
like their twitter handle has his last
name in it because
they love him so
much.
I've never loved
anything that much.
No.
Not enough to change
your Twitter handle.
Certainly not someone
I've never met who's
in middling films.
Sure.
Cut to a few days
later.
Uh huh.
He posts this on
Twitter.
Oh the saga
continues.
Yeah.
After retiring from
all public life and
blah blah blah.
Oh he's like us in that way Yeah, he is
He makes a bold statement
And then he goes back on it
That's a really good point
So I can't really fault him on that
No, let's hear it
But basically it just says
Meta
It said Meta Modern Manifesto
And I clicked on this link
And it's eight points
That I assume he's written
I didn't double check this
But it could be anyone really
That's about
Yeah, that's about
It could be from a Tony Robbins seminar
yeah exactly
getting your life
together
but I think he did
write it because
it's nonsense
do you want to
hear one of the
eight points
absolutely the
best one
okay this is the
last thing we'll
say about
Shia LaBeouf
until next time
until next time
this is point
number two
if you could
explain this to
me that'd be
brilliant as well
I'll give it my
best
we must liberate
ourselves from
the inertia
resulting from
a century of
modernist ideology naivety and the inertia resulting From a century of modernist ideology
Naivety and the cynical
Insincerity of its autonomous
Bastard child
I think what he's saying is I think it's okay to steal stuff
I think what he's saying
Is that his
Well there's a thing on the internet where people
People don't want
Big business keeps extending copyrights
And things like that.
Big YouTube scandal recently.
On, you know,
very old work. It used to be copyrighted.
It used to be the life of the author plus 50 years
and now it's the life of the author plus 70 years
and plus 100 years and so on and so forth.
I guess it's to protect the estates of people
but a lot of people object to that
in fairness because
adapting and remixing the work of the past can
often lead to interesting things in the future sure remember that episode of astro boy which
was based on romeo and juliet yes exactly that's exactly what i'm talking about that one thing
so i guess we've achieved it yeah it's fine but anyway i think maybe what he's saying is he's
taken he's taken in some of these ideas and they're broken inside his head like a
light bulb that's just shattered and and in picking the bits of glass out of his brain he's come up
with i should be able to steal the work of somebody who's still alive right now yeah and profit on it
because i'm the best yeah pretty much yeah yeah let's put a pin in that yeah and come back to it
when he does something else stupid there we go see you next week
yes
Fox and Warner Brothers
have announced
they are moving forward
with a pilot
for Gotham
the pilot prequel
which features
Jim Gordon
the detective
there you go
you called it
did I?
maybe
I didn't call it
I mean I think I said
it was a possibility
yeah okay right
you could have taken that
I called it.
You're right.
Yeah.
Now, the interesting thing
about this is
it's directed by Danny Cannon.
Are you familiar
with Danny Cannon?
Nobody's got a great name.
I wish I were called
Danny Cannon.
Danny Cannon, yeah.
That would be awesome.
His credits include...
Blaze Cannon.
I want to be Blaze Cannon.
You already chipped
Danger Cop, though.
That's right.
Okay, so his credits include
Shameless.
Haven't seen it.
You seen that?
It's a bit serious.
Yeah.
The original? I American? I think that
I'm assuming the newish one
Okay, alright
I don't know what it's about
I'm assuming it's like Revenge
I don't know
No, it's like
It's like
Well, the British version is like
Like sort of chav
Like lower class people
Who live in like a housing estate
So I assume the American version is the same
It's got Willie Mae Tremacey in it
Okay
And Amy Rossum
I haven't seen it though
Oh, it's alright
Yeah
He also has directed episodes of CSI Crime Scene Investigation the American version of the same. It's got Willie Mae Tremesey in it. Okay. And Amy Rossum. I haven't seen it, though. Oh, it's alright. Yeah.
He also has directed episodes of CSI Crime Scene Investigation.
Ooh.
Original flavour.
Original recipe, sure.
CSI Miami.
Ooh.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
The movie?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which is the sequel to, obviously.
Yep.
I Know What You Did, Freddie Prinze Jr.
Yeah.
Remember when that was big? You remember when Freddie Prinze Jr. Yeah. Remember when that was big?
You remember when Freddie Prinze Jr. was big?
I do remember Wing Commander,
yes.
Yeah, that was a good one.
And Judge Dredd.
Hey, did James Gunn
direct Wing Commander?
He might have.
Oh, that's a good question.
We can talk about that later.
Yeah, we will.
Okay, cool.
I'm going to look that up
during the show.
Yeah, my Freddie Prinze Jr.
will come out.
Yeah, yeah.
And Judge Dredd,
he directed the Judge Dredd movie.
People seem to be focusing on
the Judge Dredd part because it's obviously be focusing on the Judge Dredd part,
because it's obviously the worst thing on there.
Well, it's pretty funny, as we've established.
But he's a fan of...
I mean, he's worked with Procedures before.
I would argue those shows aren't that good.
Certainly not good ones.
No.
He hasn't directed an episode of The Wire,
or Homicide Life on the Street, or...
The Bill.
The Bill, yeah.
So yeah, I think, yeah, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, Mason.
Let's do that, yeah.
Yeah, good on him.
How young is this Jim Gordon going to be, do you reckon?
I reckon they'll probably make him early 30s.
I reckon they'll go younger.
18.
Yeah, 18, yep.
College years.
Fresh out of the force, yep.
Police Academy style.
Yeah, well I would...
They'll be all panty raids and stealing the Commandant's hat, you know?
Do you think they'll just start him as a street cop and then he'll work his way up?
I reckon street cop for the first half of the first season.
Then he'll do something amazing and get promoted?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I also reckon...
No, I don't know this.
I'm going to ask you.
Moustache or no moustache?
Because you've got to get an actor who can pull off a moustache.
I reckon he's going to evolve into moustache.
I don't think they can.
Because that's really jarring.
No moustache.
Yeah.
Because it makes you arguably less handsome if you grow a moustache.
Yeah.
So you've almost got to start with a moustache.
Well, that's true because in the new series of Sherlock, Martin Freeman's got a moustache
and everybody's...
The worst.
The worst, exactly.
Everybody looks so creepy.
He does look creepy.
You're right.
And moustaches aren't...
Ah, you're right.
This is...
Why is this the sticking point for me?
I don't understand.
But you're right because if he is like 20, early 20s, maybe he'll grow up a charity.
Yeah.
Maybe he'll grow up Movember style.
Oh!
And then, because they've already tested it in the actor with the moustache, and ladies
will be like, oh, you should keep that.
A, you're a hero, and B, you look great in a moustache.
Yeah.
And he keeps it.
Yeah, fair point.
Maybe he'll have a go-see.
We'll never know.
We'll never know, exactly, yeah.
We'll quickly talk about this.
There has been a couple of photos of X-Men Days of Future Past released this week.
Both with Wolverine, in case you didn't know it was an X-Men movie.
Correct, yes.
Because you've got to have Wolverine front and centre.
One of them is Wolverine lying on the ground with Beast hanging over him.
And it looks like they've been caught doing something.
I'm not suggesting anything sexual.
It's just a weird photo that you would release
Because they're both like
Like it looks like they've been sprung
They're probably just pooping in a garden or something
Pooping in the public park maybe
They're beasts
Sure
But the photo of real interest
Even though that is of real interest also
There's a semi kind of
You can see him, he's obscure
But you can see him
Photo of Evan Peters Who was in Kick-Ass as Quicksilver.
And he's wearing a very nice silvery jacket.
Absolutely, it's a silver members only.
Yeah.
From the early 1980s, late 1970s members only jacket.
My imagining is that their thought process is, his name's Quicksilver silver, silver jacket
that's how they did it
yep, okay
I mean I can't, how else do you, why else would you put a silver jacket on
well that's if that's the same reason Mark Webb directed
Spider-Man, because that's how Hollywood logic works
I don't know
who cares
his name is Quicksilver
if he was the red tornado
he'd be dressed in red fair point, sort of how that thing works that's true, I think it's going to use Quicksilver. Yeah. You know, if he was the Red Tornado, he'd be dressed in red.
Fair point.
Sort of how that thing works.
That's true.
I think it's just because silver is kind of a pretty standout thing that you would wear.
But also, it's the 70s.
That's true.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously, he's going to don some kind of costume at some point.
Yeah.
But still, the internet...
The internet is upset with that.
It's upset.
Yeah.
And of course, we've also got...
What's his name?
Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Kick-Ass. He's also in Kick-Ass, who's Quicksilver in The Avengers. Oh. And of course we've also got, what's his name, Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Kick-Ass.
He's also in Kick-Ass, who's Quicksilver in The Avengers.
Oh.
And also her, I don't know whether this is true, but in the X-Men.
He's going to dress.
Who knows?
Yep.
Probably in a traditional-ish costume, I'd imagine.
Probably blue.
I'm going to say light blue.
Yeah, makes sense.
Silvery blue.
Silvery blue.
Yeah, apparently though in the X-Men movie, Evan Peters is not going to be Magneto's son
which you think
would be the
perfect opportunity
to do that
because you can't
do it in the
Avengers
yeah exactly
there's no way
to link them
exactly
yeah
make of that
what you will
Mason
or don't
I'm not gonna
it's not gonna
concern me
DC News
yes
couple things
okay
first one is
this is from I
think last Sunday
so we're a bit
slow on this
you are specifically I try so hard I know you do Gal Gadot Couple things. Okay. First one is, this is from, I think, last Sunday, so we're a bit slow on this. You are, specifically.
Oh.
I try so hard.
I know you do.
Gal Gadot.
Yep.
Apparently, her Wonder Woman...
Wait, quick Gal Gadot update.
Is that how you pronounce it?
Do we know yet?
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
Her Wonder Woman will not wear the sparkly, spangly outfit or a silver jacket.
She'll be wearing armour, apparently.
Oh, okay.
Yep. You cool with that? Man of Steel universe? I'm okay universe i'm okay yeah it's the way to do it i think there's a lot of really um
i know a lot of the costumes that are armored or any concept art or any any not concept art
anything that people have fan art people have drawn with arm it looks really great i think
it's the way to do it then people won't complain about her being skinny so much and it's all skimpy
or skimpy yeah yeah. Well, you can't do
the 70s costume though,
can you?
Or even the comic book costume.
You can't,
you couldn't do that.
Could you?
Little, tiny...
She's indestructible.
Yeah, but...
Have you seen the,
did you ever see the pilot
they did a couple of years ago?
Never saw it.
It was not very good.
Well, she had pants in that.
And she had,
I think she had
pants and shorts as well.
Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. But I just think... I in that. And she had... I think she had pants and shorts as well. Okay.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
But I just think...
I hope for a series of outfits.
I think that's where I'm going with this.
Fair enough.
Second bit of news is
this comes exclusively from comicbookmovie.com.
That's the website we're on.
That's the website we're on.
Yes, we did it again.
This is courtesy of Nailbiter.
Twitter handle Nailbiter111.
Follow him on Twitter, Mason.
He's a good dude
he got this exclusive
from an inside source
that he has at
Warner Brothers
slash DC
he's going to get fired
not Nailbiter
well he might
yeah
out of a cannon
you know
are you familiar with
Josh Holloway
he was going to be
Gambit at one point
well they said he was
going to be
he was in Lost
he's Sawyer in Lost
he's got long hair he was in Mission be. He was in Lost. He's Sawyer in Lost. He's got long hair. Yeah, I know that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was in Mission Impossible 3.
Lost was one of those
series you struggled
through, wasn't it?
You had to get to the end,
didn't you?
I did.
You know what?
Just walk away.
You know what?
In hindsight.
Get to season 4 or
whatever it was.
Walk away.
Dexter, walk away.
I walked away from
Dexter in season 2.
I'm a much happier man now.
I didn't walk away from
Dexter.
You didn't at all.
No.
Anyway, Josh Holloway.
God, Lost. You know what? In hindsight Dexter. You didn't at all. No. Anyway, Josh Holloway, your nemesis.
You know what?
In hindsight,
I should have walked away
at the last episode.
Just never have known.
That's how I should have done it.
Oh, one episode from the end, yeah.
You know David Lindelof,
after Breaking Bad finished,
people tweeted him,
one of the writers had lost,
or the head writer had lost,
like telling him,
that's how you finish a show,
Lindelof, you suck.
And he got a lot of that
after Breaking Bad.
Rough. That is rough right like a dog but
at the same time i remember watching the old episode of lost and i watched one episode and
i had like four mysteries four mysteries in an episode and i went to you after the series had
finished and i said hey did they ever find out what happened to that kid and you're like no and
i'm like do you ever find that the statue with the four toes or whatever was and you're like
not never figured that out and like did you ever have with the thing and you'm like, do you ever find that statue with the four toes or whatever it was? And you're like, no, never figured that out.
I'm like,
did you ever have it with the thing?
And you're like,
no.
So, I don't know.
You know what though?
There's probably a webisode
that I missed
that answers some of those questions.
you're right.
And I should go back
and watch them.
I forgot about that.
I forgot about the early 2000s
and web 2.0 mobisodes.
We should go back to those.
That's it.
I say go back
to companion mobisodes.
Listen to the Weekly Planet's companion mob those. That's it. I say go back to Companion Mobisodes. Listen to the Weekly Planet's Companion Mobisodes.
It's coming out on your Nokia smartphone.
Do you remember that Nokia game phone that you put little...
Yeah, the N-Gage.
The N-Gage.
That wasn't very good, was it?
Nah.
Probably.
Had to take the battery out to change the games.
Wow!
Yeah.
Anyway, but you'd never change the games,
because I'd imagine there was one really good one that you'd always play. Just the one good one. The Tetris Climb
probably. Did you have to pull out the SIM card to put the game in? I hope so. Anyway,
getting back to this, Josh Holloway, my nemesis, did you say? Oh, that's right. He's your nemesis
now. He's good. I like him. He apparently is up for a role in Batman vs. Superman. Nail
biter, or JJ, as he's called.
He couldn't confirm who it was.
What's Aquaman?
Well, that's what he said.
He said it's probably Aquaman.
Not based on anything.
He didn't get that information from that particular source.
But people have been saying Aquaman also.
I think he's Batman.
No, that's... It can't be...
Oh, wait.
Oh, you've broken the internet.
Now, basically...
Who would be a great Aquaman? Who? Matthew McConaughey. Or is he too old? Well, Josh Holloway the internet. Now, basically... Who would be a great Aquaman?
Who?
Matthew McConaughey.
Or is he too old?
Well, Josh Holloway is 44.
Okay.
And Matthew McConaughey...
Matthew McConaughey's face is a thousand years old.
Correct.
But the rest of it looks pretty good.
Yeah.
Spends a lot of time in the sun, that guy.
Yep.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe a bit old.
But it's basically so...
They're saying that it's a done deal.
He didn't put this in there.
It is a done deal. Wait, what this in the article It is a done deal
Wait what did you say?
It's a done deal
Oh okay right he's in
He didn't put this in the article
But he basically said
It's a done deal but he didn't want to say it's a definite thing
Yeah it is a done deal isn't it?
It's a real dumber of a deal
And yeah he's pretty confident that he's in
Okay
I put a few names that he definitely
That he could also be
Apparently he's definitely not Lex. I put a few names that he definitely that he could also be.
Apparently he's definitely not Lex.
Parkent.
He could be Parkent.
You know?
Sure.
Yeah.
He could be Bibbo Bibowski.
Who's that?
He's like an old drunk.
Is that based on
the Big Lebowski
in any way?
I don't think so.
I think he was invented
in the 50s.
Of course.
Yeah.
Was the Big Lebowski based on Bibbo Lebowski?
Probably. Good.
He's definitely not Lex Luthor,
but he could be someone like Steve Trevor.
Is he Captain Carrot? The Captain Carrot and the Amazing
Zoo Crew?
What are you pulling? I don't know.
Some of them probably aren't real. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, he could be Steve Trevor, I guess.
Okay, yeah.
Metallo?
Alfred? No.? Matalo?
Alfred?
No.
Daredevil?
Yep.
Tony Stark?
Could be Tony Stark, yeah.
Carrot Boy?
Whoever he's dead. Captain Carrot!
He's from the funny animal universe.
He's a rabbit.
That sure is funny.
Oh, he's not a carrot.
No.
Oh.
Does he have a little carrot symbol on his chest?
I think so, yeah.
Or a C, I can't remember
you suck at obscure
comic book characters
or you're really good at it
I don't know
because I don't know
whether you're
I think I'm the best
I'm not very good
but I'm definitely
the best at it
yeah
so there you go
thank you to
Nell Butter for that
I wish you luck
in finding a new job
after you fired
from Warner Brothers
that's not what who I don't know everybody in that that. I wish you luck in finding a new job after you're fired from Warner Brothers.
That's not... Who? I don't know.
Everybody in that chain.
Okay, good, good. People who are
working for Warner Brothers are getting fired. People that don't
work for Warner Brothers are getting hired as an intern
and then fired again.
That's not principle. I heard that they leak,
this is probably a rumour that also has been
leaked, that they tell different people
at Warner Brothers or different film companies
different piece of information
like the mob
to find out who's leaking
who's the rat
I get it
now that works
just like the mob would
just like the mob would
is something else
about the mob
apparently after Godfather
you know it's all about
everybody sticks together
or whatever
in the mob
apparently before that
nobody used to stick together
the police used to
rely on everybody
ratting on each other
and after that book and really subsequent movie came out, that changed everything.
And the police were really annoyed.
Because everyone's like, we don't talk, cops!
But they used to talk all the time.
Huh.
Because mob bosses are bitches.
Correct.
Seb Mason.
Oh, I've been murdered.
I'm in a horse's head in my bed.
I told you this before we started, but I want to talk about The Legend of Hercules.
Yes.
The one that just came out with Cameron Lutz.
The God of War.
The God of War.
The clear God of War.
Yeah, and everything else.
Now, I said in my naivety that we should give this movie the benefit of the doubt.
Yeah, well.
Which I don't often do.
Oh, no, that's not true.
I do do that.
I like to give things a chance. I haven't seen this because it hasn't come out here and i'm not
going to it started off on a zero ranking on rotten tomatoes well everything starts at zero
well or does everything start at 100 no no does it start they start at 100 and chip away no no
it's just whatever goes up first then that's where it starts so if there's two and one's good one's
bad it's 50 okay so it started at zero. Started at zero.
Great.
Got up to 4%.
That's out of 53 reviews, two of them were kind of like,
I didn't die in the theatre.
I didn't put my eyes out, sure.
So yeah.
The giant rock on a chain didn't actually physically come out of the screen
and hit me in the head and kill me. So that's something, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's filmmaking.
Yeah, because I guess it's because, you know, Liam McIntyre's in it and he's a friend of
the show.
Sure.
And I did.
Apparently, though, he's like, people are like, yeah, he's all right in it.
So he's not the problem.
There's a whole lot of other things that are a problem.
Everybody growls their lines and whatever.
But I wanted to read three just snippets of reviews to you.
I'm ready.
Just to see what kind of movie we're dealing with here.
Okay.
Okay.
Matthew Razak from Flickist.com said,
I'm now staking a claim that despite the fact I've seen no other movies in 2014,
none will be worse than this.
Great start.
Great start.
Chris Campbell from Film School Rejects says this of The Legend of Hercules.
If this were truly the stuff of legends, that word would have the opposite meaning of what it's supposed to.
Ooh, sick burn.
But then again, that guy did drop out of film school, didn't he?
Good point.
Yeah, so what does he know?
Jordan Hoffman from Screen Crush says,
The best way to describe The Legend of Hercules is as the fake movie that teenagers in movies go to see.
Yeah, that's right.
Which I think is my favourite.
So, yeah, I think we've all learned to lessen here.
Never.
Never go to the movies, I guess.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we've got that other...
And stay in film school, kids, if you're in film school.
Otherwise, you're doing a depressing podcast in a spare room.
No, we didn't go to film school, did we?
Yet.
That's our dream. That boy is it. To co-direct a movie with Chesky room. We didn't go to film school, did we? Yet. That's our dream.
To co-direct a movie
with Chesky style.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's not our dream,
by the way, is it?
No.
Good.
Yes, listen.
It's not!
I'm dragging him along with me.
That would be a nightmare.
I'm going to direct
Speed Racer 2.
Do you like Star Wars, Mason?
You like Speed Racer, so you must have Star Wars Mason? You like Speed Racer
so you must watch that.
I'm aware of Star Wars
sure.
Is this the
Peter Mayhew news?
There's Peter Mayhew news?
Well he's apparently
that's Chewbacca right?
Yeah.
Well he just released
apparently he's got like
1200 unreleased
like Star Wars
like pictures
instead of Star Wars.
Oh I saw a few of those
yeah yeah.
Scrolling through them earlier.
And what did you see in there?
Um
Carrie Fisher was in them. Yep. Han Solo. those. Yeah, yeah. I was scrolling through them earlier. And what did you see in there?
Carrie Fisher was in them.
Yep.
Han Solo.
Yep.
Mark Hamill.
Yep.
Others.
Warwick Davis was in one, wasn't he? Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
Looking adorable.
Eh?
I like that guy.
Yeah.
Basically, there's a lot of Star Wars news.
Okay, I'm ready.
And we're going to chip away at it like a rotten tomato.
We're just going to hold our breath and dive in.
Now, you're familiar with Michael Ardent, who was the original screenwriter for this movie.
He wrote Toy Story 3.
Oh, okay.
He was removed from the project.
Forcibly.
Forcibly, yes.
At gunpoint.
Wow.
Now, it's said that his original story was to focus on the offspring of Luke Skywalker,
Han Solo, and Princess Leia, with the original trilogy heroes taking on supporting roles.
Which, to me, makes sense.
Does. Certainly does, doesn't it?
They're pretty old.
Yeah.
The old guys.
Abrams, however, wanted Episode 7 to focus on the classic trio of characters
so audiences could have more time to enjoy them before a fitting send-off.
Boo.
Well, there's a lot of people on the internet who's like,
yes, great idea.
It's not a great idea. It's not, is it?
The best of the bunch among them, nothing against
any of them personally. I like Mark
Mark Hamill a lot.
But Harrison Ford is the most in shape
and the most profitable
as a film star. But he is not
who he was.
No, he is not. This is a
Count Dooku situation.
There's going to be a lot of green screen and a lot of
stunt actors and there's going to be a lot
of people spinning
and somersaulting through the air.
With CGI faces.
In complete defiance of
even movie physics.
Even Jedi physics.
It's going to look weird. There's going to be a lot of leaping.
Yeah. So there you go.
Great.
Now, the new characters, however,
the offspring will now be
supporting roles. This is according
to these sources, blah blah blah.
And they'll take centre stage
in episodes 8 and 9.
And some characters have completely disappeared from the script
and new ones have been
drafted.
So I...
No, let it out.
Let the hate
flow through you, James. That's how this works.
It could work, but shouldn't it be
the other way around? Absolutely.
Maybe what they're trying to do, so I can see from this
perspective, you have some supporting
characters in the first one behind
the original stars, and you work characters in the first one behind the original
stars, and you work out from the first movie who plays well on screen.
Right, yeah.
Then you're not stuck with a wooden actor for the whole trilogy.
Okay.
So maybe, because obviously Harrison Ford was the breakout role from the original Star
Wars, hence he's a big focus of the next two movies.
Yep.
But he's not in the first Star Wars for maybe the first 30 minutes, maybe 20, 30 minutes,
I don't know.
So maybe that's what they're going for.
But maybe this is Indiana Jones 4 syndrome, where they're like, hey, let's have him have a kid.
People are going to love him.
It's going to be great.
And then it wasn't great.
So apparently our roles have been rewritten, meeting all those who have already auditioned irrelevant
fantastic
now people up for roles
are said to be
you ready for a list of names
I'm going to recognise
one of them maybe
Michael Fassbender
oh yeah
he's the best
remember that movie
where he's the legionnaire
is that the legionnaire
where he gets legionnaire's disease
that's the one
no where he's the Roman
centurion
centurion is it
that's good
he plays centurion he does he Centurion, is it? Hmm. That's good. He plays centurion.
He does.
He drinks a hundred
shots of beer in a
hundred minutes.
And he gets real
drunk.
He sure does.
Adam Driver from
Girls.
Oh, yeah.
The guy who was
said to be up in
Nightwing.
Yeah.
Though he denies that.
Chiwetel Ejiofor.
Love that guy.
Yeah, he's good.
Have you seen 12
Years a Slave?
I think I watched it
this last week.
Still good?
Still great. Oh, I don't know. I didn't watch it again. Right, okay, good. Sticks with you, though, I tell good. Have you seen 12 Years a Slave? I think I asked you this last week. Still good? Still great.
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't watch it again.
Right, okay, good.
Sticks with you, though, I tell you.
Haunting.
Okay, I get that.
And Hugo Weaving from Speed Racer Matrix.
Yep, there we go.
Get you a chask, he's right.
Come on, mate.
Who would you say he might be up for the role for?
It's no one famous, but if you were to put him as a type of character in the Star Wars universe,
who would he be?
An android?
No.
IG-88, the android?
Good pull, but no. I'll give you some choices.
Okay.
And then you tell me afterwards.
And so, is it an existing character?
No, possibly. You ready for this?
Yep.
I'm going to... Jedi?
Okay.
Stormtrooper?
Yep.
Old man. It's's not gonna be old man
because you pulled that out of your ass
I just saw you do it
uh
Sith Warrior
Imperial
um
General
guy
that's also about it
you should have said Imperial Chef
I'd have been like alright
that makes sense
sorry it is the Imperial Officer
sorry I just said it wrong
but apparently he's up for an Imperial Officer role.
You can see him as a Grand Moff Tarkin, right?
Yeah, I can see him getting choked.
Yeah, exactly.
It's been some speculated that he's up for Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Okay.
Are you familiar with him?
Blue Skin?
Blue Skin.
Yep.
I absolutely can see that.
Have you read that trilogy of books?
I'm aware of them.
Yeah.
So they're taking bits and pieces.
This isn't...
Well, here's the thing, though.
These aren't canonical.
Apparently, though, they've said that they're wiping the EU, the Expanded Universe.
So all that stuff about Han Solo's kids and how some of his kids are Sith and...
People have grown up on that Expanded Universe, surely.
In a big way, yeah.
People are going to be upset by that.
Sure.
I've got no investment.
Yeah, that's right.
Do whatever you want, Lucas.
I've read bits and pieces.
A really good one, if you do want to read any good ones.
Shadows of the Empire is great
the Grand Admiral Thorn
trilogy is great as well
Shadows of the Empire
is set between
Empire Strikes Back
and Return of the Jedi
it's really good
so everybody's alive
so it's great
because I don't want to
hear about Darth Vader
I want to see him
but I don't want to
see him in a prequel
novel
great
but you know
that's not true
they don't wipe the ink
what you could do
is just sit in a corner
and imagine
Darth Vader doing cool stuff yeah that's true like juggling don't wipe the ink. What you could do is just sit in a corner and imagine that Darth Vader did all the cool stuff.
Yeah, that's true.
Like juggling lightsabers, like three at a time or whatever.
They can't take that away from you.
No, definitely not.
Now, obviously in the prequels, they wiped Boba Fett's story
because he had a prequel story,
which was that he was like a journeyman
or some kind of religious, not religious,
something like that guy,
and then he becomes a bounty hunter and blah, blah, blah.
And they're basically going to go and retool that, so that's not where he actually came from.
And now his backstory is essentially, get him dead!
That's right.
Get him!
But also, though, they include things like Coruscant, which was introduced in the Expanded Universe.
So I think, really really what they mean is
we're just going to take what we want and just
discard everything else.
So I wouldn't be surprised if he turned up. I think people
would love to see it if he turned up.
Do you have any news on...
You probably don't have it there, but maybe it's in
the old brain box. Sure. There was
going to be a LucasArts game.
It was going to be Star Wars 1313. Yes.
It was going to be set on Coruscant.
Yep.
And did that get cancelled?
It did get cancelled because there was a merger that went through earlier this, not earlier
this week, a few weeks back.
No, a while back, maybe a month or so back.
Disney cut all, not Disney, Lucasfilm and Disney cut all ties with all existing game
companies.
They cancelled every property which was being developed, which included 1313, which looked
amazing.
It was starting off as like a faceless kind of guy
who we'd never seen before, like a smuggler,
and it turned out that that was going to be a Boba Fett game.
Huh.
And they cut it, they shot it down.
Sounds really good.
Yeah, and it looked really good too.
It looked kind of like Uncharted, but like in Star Wars.
Because Coruscant is like the, it's a planet that's entirely city, right?
Hmm.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
Hmm.
Well done.
There we go. I know a thing or two, right? Hmm. Yeah. That's exactly right. Hmm. Well done. Ah, there we go.
I know a thing or two.
I've had a thing or two.
Basically, so the idea is now
Disney are, um,
Disney own all the rights.
Uh-huh.
They're, uh,
they're going to keep the, like,
the iPad games and,
I'm assuming,
Facebook games and things like that.
Uh-huh, yeah.
But everything else
they're kind of outsourcing to EA.
Hmm.
Pinball machines?
Yes, pinball machines.
Okay, good.
Things like that. Uh-huh. Pinball machine, oh, pinball machines. Okay, good. Things like that.
Pinball machine.
Oh, God.
One of those cups with the ball on the string,
and you flip it and you try to get the ball in the cup?
Into C-3PO's head, yes.
Yeah, one of those.
I get that.
One of the games is Battlefield 3.
That's confirmed.
They're assuming it's another one as the Knights of the Old Republic game
or something like that,
because I think Bioware's developing one,
the Knights of the Old Republic series.
But that's basically where the Star Wars
games are at at the
moment.
Also Marvel I think
it's Activision have
lost all rights to
Marvel games which
is good.
I think we talked
about this.
We did yeah last
week.
Because fuck them
they make mostly
crap.
Yes.
Yeah so there you
go.
There's some Star Wars
knowledge.
There's heaps of
Star Wars.
There it is.
Alright.
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the 30 minute mark
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No, I'm seeing the back of the laptop.
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No, it's just two microphones.
A laptop and two microphones.
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Do you want to talk about? Yes. I mentioned this on Twitter. Okay. And I got a few ideas from some
people. There are a whole lot of superhero style movies that are not actually based on comic books.
Are you familiar with that?
I'm familiar with some of them.
Sure you are.
I like that.
That's what I like about you.
We'll talk about that this week.
Throw one at me.
All right, good.
Look, I've got a list here.
Now, I haven't got them all.
Actually, a guy on Facebook reached out to me.
His name's Brian Moore.
Really good guy.
Very encouraging.
You say that a lot, but you've never met any of these people.
Well, he says nice things, so I'm not going to say, what a dickhead.
I'm going to say, what a dickhead.
No!
All right.
He hates you, though.
He has mentioned that.
Oh, well.
Well, kudos.
You know what?
I respect him now.
He says what he thinks.
I say he's a nice person.
If people reach out and they don't call me a dickhead, then what am I going to attack them?
That's a good point, actually, yeah.
Anyway, Brian Moore, great guy.
I don't care what you say.
He gave me this list of movies.
I haven't heard of any of them.
Okay.
So stop me if you've heard of any of these.
Okay.
Also, I didn't research any of these.
Do you want to give me the list, the whole list?
Yes.
And then we'll break them down?
Okay.
Super Argo and the Faceless Giants.
Never heard of it. The Fantastic Argo and the Faceless Giants never heard of it
The Fantastic Argo Man
didn't you just get these
off Wikipedia
this is the list
you gave me
ok
no relation apparently
to the first one
that's weird
the three fantastic
supermen
these sound like
Bollywood films
possibly
yeah
Flash Man
and his personal favourite
which is
Super Stooges
versus the Wonder Women
I'm assuming these are like movies from the 50s or something maybe they're movie serials I mean is is Super Stooges vs. The Wonder Women. I'm assuming these are like movies from the 50s or something, right?
Maybe they're movie serials.
I mean, is that Super Stooges? Is that like Three Stooges kind of?
God, I hope so.
Because didn't the Three Stooges fight their mummy once?
And one time they fought depression in their personal lives.
Absolutely they did.
Tears of a clown when there's no one around.
That's it.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I haven't heard of any of those, and I didn't research them.
But I will after this. Sorry's it. Absolutely. Yeah. I haven't heard of any of those and I didn't research them, but I will after this.
Sorry, Brian.
But, yeah.
I just find that weird
that with our encyclopedic knowledge
between us,
we've never heard of any of those.
Unless he's just bullshit.
Like a bad guy.
Like I've always said he is.
I trust him.
Okay, fine.
So there you go.
Here's some ones, though,
that we do know
For reals
I'm ready
Are you familiar
I know you're familiar
Watch this together
Super
I love Super
James Gunn
Well I enjoy it
Yeah
Well it was an experience
Well it's not something
I don't think it's something
To enjoy is it
To endure maybe
Endure yeah
In a good way though
I think
I maintain that it's
The taxi driver
Of superhero films
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Because it's about a lunatic who kills a whole bunch of people,
and everybody loves him for some reason, and he doesn't go to jail.
Now, the idea behind this story came up around the time that Kick-Ass did,
which is why it probably got kind of lost in the...
Because it's superhero, it's a real world, but it's not as...
Yeah, Ray Wilson from The Office. Yeah, it's not as, but it's not as... Ray Wilson from The Office.
Yeah, it's not as flashy.
It's not as Technicolor.
There's no jetpacks with machine guns on them.
No, there's very real world consequences in this.
There's also one of the most awkward and horrible to watch sex scenes.
Boy is there.
Featuring Alan Page.
But it's just awful to watch.
It's a real grim watch.
But she's a complete...
Does Ryan have a concussion in that scene?
I think he does at some point.
Yeah, maybe he does.
Or he's been shot.
Maybe like something like that, yeah.
But there's bits in it where a guy pushes in line,
I think in a movie,
and he goes, get out of the line or whatever,
and the guy doesn't.
He goes to his car, puts on the uniform, comes back,
and the guy goes,
what, do you think I really don't recognise you?
And he just cracks him in the head with the
what's his weapon
just a big stick
no it's like a
wrench isn't it
big red wrench
or something
and the guy's like
you see his skull split
and he just goes down
and everyone screams
and runs away
we're going to do
spoilers for these
oh yeah spoilers
if you haven't seen
one of these
and you want to
get to it just pause it if you haven't seen one of these and you want to get to it,
just pause it.
I haven't seen Hancock.
Or just, yeah,
or just switch it off
and throw your laptop
out of the window.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't do that though.
Don't do that,
that's dangerous.
No, it's expensive too.
But, um,
and at the end,
obviously,
Alan Page...
Oh, she gets
the head blown off.
Head blown off.
Most of it.
Most of it, head blown off.
Because, you know,
she's all like,
she's crazy into violence
or whatever
and all enjoying
storming Kevin Bacon's house. Uh-huh. And she's really into it crazy into violence or whatever and all enjoying storming Kevin Bacon's
house
and she's really
into it
actor Kevin Bacon's
house
and it's kind of
fun
you're going along
with it
because you know
they're killing
guys or whatever
and then she's
just dead
and it's really
kind of jarring
well there's
you know
it does subvert
4 out of 5
sorry guys
best movie ever
it subverts a lot of those superhero tropes like the primary one being no one ever really dies It does subvert... Four out of five! Sorry, go on. Best movie ever.
It subverts a lot of those superhero tropes.
The primary one being no one ever really dies in a comic book universe.
That's it.
Yeah.
But I guess if you've got a closed universe like Super, if you're not... If it's not...
Because the entire premise of superhero universes is that they go on forever.
Yeah.
You want to keep all your properties for all time.
So you can't, but if this, there's not going to be any sequels presumably.
So.
No, that's it.
Yeah.
He basically gets Liv Tyler back.
She leaves him eventually, which is okay with, and then she marries another guy and their
kids write letters to him and say how nice he is or whatever.
And that's his kind of happy ending.
But again, he's a lunatic.
And he's a lunatic.
He's a killer of those people.
And got away with it.
Yep.
Like Taxi Driver.
Like Taxi Driver.
And Taxi Driver,
it ends with him killing everyone
and you assume he's going to be found
and gone to jail.
Yeah.
But he's called a hero.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he's kind of well adjusted at the end
because he's having conversations with dudes. There's also a theory that he did die and that he's kind of well adjusted at the end because he's
having conversations
with dudes
there's also a
theory that he
did die
and that's his
kind of after
life
do you think
in that movie
it was meant
to be that he
was completely
insane
do you think
there is a
chance that
God
this is why
he starts doing
this by the
way
he thinks that
God comes down
and takes
the top of his
head off and
touches his
brain
that's right
and gives him
these abilities
this is super
by the way
sorry that
takes it
over yeah do you think there is a chance that that it's meant to be. That's right, yeah. And gives him these abilities. This is super, by the way. This is super. Sorry, that takes it over, yeah.
Do you think there is a chance that that,
it's meant to be that that's what really happened?
You could interpret it that way.
No.
Because there'd be more magical things.
That's true.
You can't introduce the magical hand of God in Act 1
and not have it come down again in Act 3.
Good point.
Mm-hmm.
Guardians of the Galaxy should be good though.
Yeah, it's interesting.
Because Super's a James Gunn.
I'm going to look up Wing Commander.
Keep talking.
Okay, so basically,
I'm going to talk about Guardians of the Galaxy just quickly.
Yeah, please do.
There's two sides of Guardians of the Galaxy,
the way people are reacting.
You can look at your iPad, it's fine.
I'll just keep talking.
I'm not going to break eye contact.
There's one side people are like, this is is gonna tank because nobody knows what it is yeah
yeah but good on them for giving it a go and there's other people are like why would they do
this um i want more thor movies or whatever why would they why would they chance this yeah yeah
what do you think though i mean i think it's great that they're they're trying something
different because if it even if it does
tank, which I don't think it will...
Uh-huh.
Well...
I mean, the first Iron Man, Kevin Feige even said this, it was a risk.
He had to go around explaining to people that Iron Man wasn't a robot.
Right, exactly, yeah.
So, I mean, who knew who Iron Man was ten years ago?
I did.
He was one of the characters.
I know, you did, yeah.
I don't know.
We may be approaching...
Like I think we've said, I think we might be approaching superhero burnout, but I don't know we may be approaching like I think we've said
I think we might be approaching superhero burnout
but I don't know
if people see it as a sort of a
because nobody
they're not recognisably superheroes
no
they're not like an X-Men and they all wear matching uniforms
or they're not
you know
they don't necessarily have like flashy
superhero-esque costumes or anything like that.
They do seem like a band of space no-goodness misfits kind of things.
It's like a serenity kind of thing.
Yeah, exactly.
That didn't do well, did it?
No, it didn't.
My brother said something interesting to me though.
He goes, the current team of Guardians of the Galaxy looks very much based on Farscape.
Oh,
I was going to say
Spaceballs.
Oh, Spaceballs.
Now, I know Guardians of the Galaxy
have been around for a while
but the current team
consists of a man
who's half from Earth,
he's half human,
he's kind of travelling
through space or whatever
and he's got this kind of
team of misfits
and weird puppet men
and whatever.
I'm not sure.
Whatever happened in Farscape.
There is similarities there.
That is very,
you're right.
I mean,
I'm not 100% sure
which one came first
but that's what
my brother says
and I trust him.
Not as much as
I trust Brian,
Brian Moore.
Absolutely.
Well,
the current,
Farscape came out
way before the
current incarnation
of Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yeah.
The old Guardians of the Galaxy
was,
the old and the new
are basically
the same in name only.
Like,
the Guardians of the Galaxy
in this movie are set in the modern day and the new are basically the same in name only. Yeah. Like, the Guardians of the Galaxy in this movie are set in the modern day,
and the original Guardians of the Galaxy was set in, like, the 31st century.
Oh, okay.
So they don't exist yet.
Ah.
So potentially they took the name from these guys.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Yeah.
We're all learning stuff.
We sure are.
But I don't know.
What was the last big space epic that did well at Cinemas?
Wing Commander.
No.
I was trying to segue you there.
Oh, sorry.
I lost it.
No, it's all right.
I don't know.
It's a good question.
It's got something to do with it.
Sky Captain.
No.
No.
Space epic.
John Carter.
Avatar.
There you go.
Avatar.
Okay.
If they...
You know what?
Somebody in that movie has blue skin
so it's
if they
I don't know
I think it's Doom
I don't know
I hope it's not
you know what I have found
I haven't found much
but I did find this
picture of Freddie Prince Jr.
in a stripy flat cap
God he looks like
Bob Hoskins now
yeah
but yeah
so okay
interesting
well look
I think it's going to do well
people though are worried
that they haven't released
a trailer yet
and that movie's out
in August
and we've seen nothing
but that leaked
Comic Con footage
and one official still
that's been released
that's true
we haven't even seen
an official teaser
we've seen that leaked stuff
that we had to go through
some sort of Russian website
my laptop's filled
with malware now
can't put my credit card
number underneath anything
that's it
so you know make of that what you will yeah I kind and did anything that's it so you know
make of that
what you will
yeah
I kind of did
like that trailer
though
yeah me too
it's great
yeah it did
but that news
still apparently
James Gunn
semi complained
that it was
before a lot of
the special effects
had been finished
so like the
Groot and Rocket Raccoon
don't look
infinitely better now
than what they did
in that
but you know
Marvel have a history of just doing things without asking directors.
Right, yeah.
Okay, we got through one.
Yep.
Hancock.
You want to talk about Hancock?
I'm not really, to be honest.
Look, I don't really remember this movie.
I've seen the deleted scene where Will Smith has sex with a woman, and you don't see it,
but you hear it because he's outside his caravan.
He's like,
you've got to get off me
or whatever
because he's about to,
you know,
finish
and he like shoots
like a hole in the ceiling
of the caravan or whatever.
Well,
that's the classic joke,
isn't it?
That is the classic joke.
And a steel woman with Kleenex.
That's not how it would work though.
Oh,
who knows?
Maybe he can control
that particular muscle.
His penis muscle.
Yeah,
that's right.
Okay.
Yeah. Did you see this
at the cinemas
because I didn't
because I was
very interested in this
yeah
well so basically
it turns out though
he's an angel
or some kind of
Greek god or something
he was created
he was created
by the gods
yeah
it's all very vague
and when he gets close
and he's thousands
of years old
yep
and he's lost his memory
because when him
and Charlize Theron get close together,
Because they make me together.
They become mortal, or they can be injured, and he takes a knock to the head, and he loses all his memories.
And then he's just this kind of bum guy who occasionally fights crime, but he mostly wrecks stuff.
Uh-huh.
And it's basically, I mean, and Peter Berg did it, the guy who did Lone Survivor, which I was telling you about earlier today.
But, and basically, it was going to have a sequel
and it was supposed to be this big franchise,
but it's, some people are calling for it,
but it's just not that interesting.
Are they still calling for it?
Probably.
He still gets asked every now and then in interviews.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Jason Bateman?
Yeah, well, yeah, they re-teamed Jason Bateman
in Charlize Theron after Arrested Development,
which was kind of...
Oh, yeah.
It was a fun little thing, but...
Oh, it's not a good film, is it?
It's not terrible.
It's not a good film.
He puts on that X-Men-style leather outfit.
Yeah, at the end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is Will Smith's reluctance
to play actual bad guys?
Like, if he was...
I think that would be a much better film if he was just an irredeemable drunk.
Yeah, that's true.
And I think that plot twist is very...
It's one of those plot twists that, for whatever reason,
Hollywood directors who don't have any comic book grounding
think makes sense.
Like, that is his weakness,
that these gods built these guardian creatures
but they built them
so that when they fell in love
they lost their powers
so inevitably
they would all disappear
from the world
yeah
which is what happened
right but we're never told why
no
but
I would have much rather
the trailers made it out
as if it's just this guy
who's a bum
yeah
and he's been in some sort of experiment gone wrong and now he's got superpowers as if it's just this guy who's a bum and he's been
in some sort of
experiment gone wrong
and now he's got
superpowers
and now he's just
a prick
who saves lives
if he really has to
if somebody would
buy him a bottle
of booze or whatever
it would have been
a much better film
surely
it's a thousand
degrees today
I'm always drinking
water on this podcast
but god damn it
it's hot
it's hot out here
you know what they say
if you don't like
the weather in Melbourne wait five minutes you know what I've god damn it, it's hot. It's hot out here. You know what they say, if you don't like the weather in Melbourne, wait five minutes.
You know what, I've waited five minutes
and it's still hot. I don't know, it's
upsetting. I don't know what Fahrenheit
it is, but it's like 35 degrees today.
Heaps of Fahrenheit. Celsius, yeah.
What's that Fahrenheit? I'm going to assume it's like
what, a thousand? Yeah, a thousand degrees,
yeah. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so there you go. Hancock. What a great
movie. Glad they're What a great movie.
Glad they're doing a sequel.
They're not.
You know what I think, though?
I think Will Smith would be reluctant to play a bad guy because a lot of actors... Like, Tom Cruise, for years, did not play a bad guy until Collateral.
I think when it gets to the point where, like, we're sick of your shit, Will Smith, which
is what really happened with Tom Cruise to a point, people are like, what's this guy's
deal?
And then he played this irredeemable
bad guy in Collateral, which by the way
is okay. Not as good as the French season.
I enjoyed it a lot. You know what? It is good
but they shouldn't have filmed it on that weird
kind of digital video
whatever that is. You're right.
It is pretty good. So I think that's when he'll come
around in there and do something else.
Because he's always like...
Will we still be interested?
No, but I mean why... Surely he's always like... I don't know. Will we still be interested? But why...
No, but I mean, why...
Surely he's got enough money at this point.
Yeah.
Like, why wouldn't he want to branch out?
Because he has to stay a powerful actor long enough for his son to become as powerful.
That's actually a really good point.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have you seen Chronicle?
No.
You keep telling me to see Chronicle.
You've got to see Chronicle, man.
You've got to see it.
All right, I'll find it.
I'll see it.
Max Landis, who is the son of John Landis, who wrote this.
He's a very kind of big Twitter kind of personality or whatever.
A lot of people have a lot of hate towards him because he can be perceived as being very
arrogant and opinionated, which I'd say is probably true of him.
He's 28, but I find him fascinating.
I find his method of storytelling and the way
he sees superheroes in particular
really, really interesting. You're a sucker.
No, you're...
No, you're allowed to have that opinion.
He's done this video, if you haven't seen it, it's called
Regarding Clark, where he basically talks about how
Superman should be portrayed
in film.
In particular, particularly,
I cannot say that fucking word, in relation to Man
of Steel, how at the end of it, like that in Avengers at the end, a hero isn't somebody
who stands there with their arms crossed and the city is just burning behind them.
You know, Superman shouldn't allow that to happen or the Avengers should not allow that
to happen or whatever, which I think there is truth to that.
He's also got this, he made a short film on the death of Superman,
like on a really,
really low budget.
And like Elijah Wood.
Like based on.
Yeah.
Based on the comic and how ridiculous it is and whatever.
And that's really good.
My favorite thing is he,
what DC came to him.
I've gone off topic here,
but I'll talk about this anyway.
That's what we do.
That's it.
DC came to him and said,
DC Comics,
we want you to write... Oh, DC Pearson.
No, not DC.
He's great, by the way.
Came to him and said, we want you to do a revamp of the death of Superman.
Okay.
And he's like, absolutely, I will.
And he's got this 40-minute long video explaining what he would have done in the story.
Because a few months later, DC came to him and said, the people who came and spoke to you, they're not the ones who make really all the decisions, beat it.
Right.
And it's his, and so you should totally watch it.
They were our prank division.
We send them out to do pranks on aspiring directors.
You know, just as a goof, we have a lot of money.
Yeah.
We're backed by Warner Brothers.
We do whatever we want.
Yeah.
We'll make a Speed Races sequel.
We'll do it.
You can't stop us.
See you, Max.
So yeah, you should watch it.
It's totally great.
It brings in a whole lot of the mythology together
and tells the origins of the Justice League
and Doomsday basically just tearing through the city
and how Superman eventually stops
and then how Superman then comes back
and gets the black suit.
His crazy 90s hair.
Maybe it's a mullet, maybe it's not a mullet.
It's a mullet.
So yeah, you should totally see that.
Anyway, he wrote Chronicle.
Okay.
Getting back to that, which I think is a great movie.
It's a found footage superhero movie, which sounds terrible.
Doesn't it? Because there's one coming out this year.
Well, it doesn't.
I think that works.
I think it sounds terrible in the sense that most found footage movies are terrible. Doesn't it? Because there's one coming out this year. Well, it does it. I think that works. I think it sounds terrible in the sense
that most found
footage are terrible.
And we hadn't seen
a superhero one
before this.
And it's a really
good one.
There's also one
about time that's
coming out.
It's being produced
by Michael Bay.
It's about kids
who find a time
machine.
But in the trailer
they're explaining
what's happening
as it's happening.
Like, we could use
this time machine
to go back in time. One guy's like, there's no such thing as a time machine. He's like happening like we could use this time machine to go back back in time
one goes like
there's no such thing
as a time machine
it's like
how do you explain
the time machine then
like the whole trailer
is that
great
people are like
this looks great
it's not
it looks fucking terrible
too much exposition
don't explain things to me
yeah
anyway
um
totally see Chronicle
about three kids
gain superpowers
um
one of them goes bad
side note
I don't want to see a Michael Bay produced time travel film.
Like, they go off the rails enough with a competent director.
He's got his comp, you know.
He can shoot action well.
You know what?
Well, he's not shooting, he's producing.
Yeah, okay.
But, yeah.
Because he wants to make small independent films and help those.
Oh, like a time travel action film?
Great.
The best time travel film is Back to the Future.
You're right.
Followed by Back to the Future 2.
That's it.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
The End of 3 is good.
And Summer 3 is good.
Everything except the dark brown love story of 3 is good.
You know what?
You can't go future and then go Old West.
Because it's boring comparatively.
You can't go look at this amazing future, Old West. That's boring comparatively. You can't go, look at this amazing future,
Old West.
That's a really good point.
You're right.
It's not really an amazing future though.
It's an 80s future.
It's an 80s future
which is actually the year 2005.
2015, sorry.
Can't wait.
Yeah.
For that Jaws 3D hologram movie.
It's so glorious.
It's going to be great.
Anyway.
That's going to go on my list.
Next year it's going to go on my list of films set in a future that's already happened. It's going to be great. Anyway. That's going to go on my list. Next year it's going to go on my list of films set in a future that's already happened.
It's going to be great.
Sea Chronicle.
Got a few...
Does it get increasingly...
Somebody told me that it gets increasingly...
Because it's found footage.
Yes.
It gets increasingly more strained as to how they keep finding footage.
There is a few.
Like there's a final battle sequence and they're just telekinesing.
Cameras.
Camera phones and HR.
I mean, yeah, there is, there is that.
And there's news choppers and whatever.
The most noticeable part of it is he goes to a girl's house who's a blogger.
Yeah.
And the main guy opens the door and he's like, Hey, what are you, what's happening?
And she's filming.
She set up the camera.
So when he opens the door and she's like, oh, you don't mind me filming, do you?
Or whatever. So it's incredibly
contrived. But other than that, no, it's pretty
good. Because
Dane DeHaan, DeHaan?
Galgado. Galgado.
Who's playing one form of the Green Goblin.
Or whatever. He's kind of
the guy who goes bad in it.
He's a blogger or whatever.
So that's where a lot of the footage comes from.
Back in the day, bloggers were the bad guys.
Oh, that's true.
Also, I heard in that,
that a lot of the shots are based on video games,
third-person perspectives,
because the way the camera's positioned behind them,
the kids do that on purpose
because that's how a third-person video game is.
So there you go.
So it's Doom-esque.
Doom's first person.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
You idiots.
Sorry, I was trying to
pay out on the film
Doom.
Oh yeah.
It's really hot.
It is, isn't it?
Let's rattle off codes
we remember from Doom.
You go first.
IDDQD.
IDSPISPOPD.
Wow.
IDKFA.
Fuck.
Ah.
There's a...
What?
No, I'm the winner.
You're the loser.
ID... Ah! IDCLIP. the winner. You're the loser. I did... Ah!
I did clip.
Damn it!
You're an idiot.
There's also the one where you change the last letter.
Let's move on.
Fuck you.
Ha ha!
You fucking prick.
It's not even a thing.
Why have I claimed victory over the thing that's not even a thing?
There's a couple of animated films I got on here.
I'm sure there's more than these two, but these are kind of the biggest ones. The Incredibles and Megamind. You've
seen either of those? I've seen The Incredibles. Sure. The Incredibles is great. It's incredible.
It's the best Fantastic Four movie. That's really very true, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Great
family dynamic. The only power that's really different is that Dash, who's the speedy kid,
is kind of
like the Johnny Storm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So instead of having fire, he can run really quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone else has identical Fantastic Four powers.
It's interesting that they got away with that, isn't it?
I guess powers aren't patented, are they?
If Hancock can rip off all of Superman's powers.
Yeah, see, I know.
See, that's...
It's interesting, I think, what has become sort of an archetype now.
Like, way back in the day when Superman was invented, and then Force of Comics invented Captain Marvel.
Yeah.
Like, nowadays, you can just create a superhero universe and say, this is the Superman character.
He can fly, he's invulnerable, he's got heat vision, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah. But when they invented Captain Marvel,
there was,
he's a tall guy,
black hair,
blue eyes,
red costume,
cape,
invulnerable.
Yeah.
They suit him
out of existence,
basically.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but now
that's sort of
become the archetype
and you can really do that.
But I think
of four,
four heroes are family,
and three of them have powers identical to Fantastic Four,
just switched around a little bit.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Fair point.
Yeah, that's...
I don't think the Fantastic Four are archetype, really.
Like, there are familial groups in various universes, but...
I guess it's less obvious because more people have those powers.
If you had a kid who had Wolverine claws and healing factor, that's very specific to Wolverine.
But so is invisibility and force fields.
Who else has that, though? I'm sure someone else probably has that.
Invisible Woman has that.
Yeah, I know she's got that, but who else has it, I mean?
No one.
Other than her.
No one has invisibility and force fields.
You're probably right.
You got me. That's right. But in a way, I got you No one. Other than her. No one has Invisibility and Force Fields. You're probably right. You got me.
That's right.
But in a way, I got you.
Let's burn Pixar to the ground.
That's what I say.
No, I really enjoy that film.
It's probably one of the best, if not the best Pixar film.
No, it's one of the best Pixar films.
I maintain it's the best.
Better than Toy Story?
Because I don't necessarily like a sob story.
Fair enough.
I know people do.
God, there's some real emotional weight to that movie, though.
There's bits where he thinks he's family dead.
He's going to snap that woman's neck
it's true
remember that bit
where he grabs that woman
it's great
like they try to kill the kids
they shoot down the plane
with all the kids in it
and whatever
like that dude
who's the bad guy
is a monster
in that movie
as movie bad guys should be
make it
kids
I think people don't give kids
credit for what they can take
in movies
and what they can't
just push them to the breaking point.
Absolutely.
Because at the end of that movie, that bad guy gets sucked into a jet engine and he explodes because of his cape.
And that's great.
Good for them for doing that.
It's great and also great foreshadowing.
Oh, yeah.
Nobody's going to...
Exactly.
Now, they've been talking about doing a sequel to The Incredibles for years.
Brad Bird, who directed it, who's doing Tomorrowland, which is coming up, which is his big kind of project.
Apparently, he was asked to do one of the Star Warses and he turned it down.
He didn't want to do his own properties, which I can understand.
Because Star Wars, he's a sinking ship.
But basically, the story's not right and they're not doing it.
Unlike Cars, they'll just do,
yeah, we'll do Cars 2
and Planes 2
and whatever, whatever.
So yeah,
good on them for not doing it
because it probably won't be as good,
I guess.
What's with Disney's weird
non-Pixar animation department now?
You're talking about Frozen
and Tangled and whatnot.
And Planes.
Oh, and Planes, yeah.
Planes is just,
it is a Pixar,
but they've tricked people
into thinking it's Pixar.
Into thinking...
Well, it was originally supposed to be a straight-to-DVD release.
And I think John Cryer was the voice of the plane.
I think they changed that.
But does that exist in the same world as Cars?
Because I've seen Cars and the planes in it don't talk.
Yeah, I think it is.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But there's a...
Cars is terrible, by the way.
People on the internet, though, have created a Pixar universe.
Apparently they all...
If you do some moving about, if you do a lot of bits of string on a wall and connect them,
you can connect them all together.
They're all in the same universe.
Everything from WALL-E to The Incredibles to blah, blah, blah.
I mean, it does require the annihilation of all humanity for the Carsibles to blah, blah, blah. I mean, it does, it does, you know,
require the annihilation
of all humanity
for the Cars universe
to exist,
but whatever.
And Wall-E.
Yeah, and Wall-E, yeah.
Or most of it, anyway.
Yeah.
Now, we're approaching
the hour mark.
Do you want to push through?
Let's push through
Heaps of them.
Let's just smash through them.
All right.
Look, if this runs a little longer,
who cares?
Yeah.
People, I assume,
like this podcast.
Oh, by the way,
I'm going to say this just now,
just quickly,
before I forget.
Yep. I feel bad saying this
but I would love it
if people went onto
iTunes
and gave us like a
a star rating
whatever they feel
it's worth
whatever they feel
it's worth absolutely
and like a review
but I mean realistically
if you're going to
give it one star
just go out
and you know
tell someone you love them
you know
yeah
someone you're close to
or whatever
and I don't like
I don't like
go for a walk in the park.
Yeah, I don't like asking people to subscribe or thumbs up YouTube videos or whatever, but
by doing this, it does help the show, I guess.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Well, I think that's how it works.
We've been in new and noteworthy podcasts or whatever.
We're still kind of floating around that area.
Uh-huh.
But we're being beaten by the Triple M breakfast team, which is this...
Americans don't know what that is.
I know they don't.
The Australian,
some Australian breakfast team.
Just imagine like,
like,
you know,
like.
Imagine the worst radio show.
That's it.
Yep.
Yeah.
You've got it.
But yeah,
so if you could,
if people could do that or not do that,
that would be absolutely fantastic.
Okay.
Let's smash through these.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
Mega Mind.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Who cares?
I've seen it. It's fine. We can slow it down. It's fine. Okay. All right. Okay, here we go. Megamind. Who cares? Yeah, who cares? I've seen it.
It's fine.
We can slow it down.
It's fine.
Okay.
No, faster!
Okay.
Unbreakable.
You should have told me before I did this rail of cocaine.
You son of a bitch.
I've got nowhere to go with this.
Unbreakable.
You've seen it?
Yeah, I have seen it.
I've never seen it.
You've never seen it?
Nah.
You know what?
I'm not the guy who when somebody says they haven't seen a film,
I'm like, oh my God, I haven't seen the film.
You hate that.
I hate that because...
You get it all the time.
I get it all the time because I've never seen anything.
And I haven't lived your life, so I haven't seen all the exact same things
and listened to all the exact same music that you have.
I could have been being stabbed in an alley when that movie came out,
for all you know.
Were you?
No, because you knew me then.
Yeah, I did.
You would know that about me.
But go on.
You're basically saying
why would I say that?
I'm saying you of all people
why haven't you seen Unbreakable
even on DVD?
I got to a point where
I wanted to see it.
Yep.
Missed it.
Waited a few years.
I caught like the end of it
on television.
So I know it happens.
Yeah.
And then his films got really bad.
I was going to say
Shyamalan.
Yeah.
Degradation happened. Yeah. See like for example Christopher Nolan whose films are good. People are saying happens and then his films got really bad I was going to say Shyamalan degradation happened
see like
for example
Christopher Nolan
whose films
are good
people are saying
he's lost it or whatever
which I don't think
is true
but I went back
and watched
I'd already seen
Memento
I'd seen that before
Batman
I saw that
I think
random when it came out
Insomnia
with Al Pacino
and Robin Williams
which isn't good
by the way
but I went back
and watched it
because he's a director
that interests me
but this guy
Charlie Wilford
doesn't interest me
it's um
it doesn't really work
for me
I think
and he was
I'm sure a lot of people
will debate that
it's got its good points
but it's
I think it came
right off the back
it came right off the back
of the sixth sense
and people were still
riding high on
whatever
that he's the greatest
and what a twist
and a shocker
Bruce Willis is dead
the whole time
if you haven't seen
it it's too late
that's what happens
in sixth sense
was that sport for you
that movie
no
me neither
I've seen
I saw people get
that movie spoiled
for them though
in person
I didn't spoil it
but it was great
it was great to watch
so go on
I think it's it but it was great it was great to watch so go on I think
it's
it's one of those
superhero movies
that
it's written by
somebody who doesn't
really understand
the conventions of
superheroes
you said that
about Hancock
yes exactly
and I'll say it again
and I'll continue to say it
until
I stop saying it
until we run out of
memory on that
tape
tape
until we run out of memory on that tape on our tape deck
until we run out of
reel to reel
but
because
he's a
he's a
he's a man
who is
for whatever reason
he's
he's the one end
of this evolutionary chain
and he's
indestructible
and he also has
clairvoyant powers
does he?
yeah he does
because he can see
like
he can see danger to a certain degree.
If somebody has a gun, for example,
he knows that that person has a gun.
So he has literal superpowers.
Yeah.
I thought it was more luck.
No, it's not.
And just he was genetically kind of pretty good.
No, it's the actual powers.
Holy shit.
But on the other end of the scale,
because we reveal at the end that he's Nemesis.
During the film, he we reveal at the end that he's Nemesis. During the film he meets Mr Glass, who is Samuel L. Jackson's character.
And he meets him in a comic book store because Mr Glass is a comic book fan.
And why does he go to the comic book store?
I can't remember.
Bruce Willis would never go to a comic book store.
No, he wouldn't.
Maybe to just punch nerds.
Because as we know, comic books are for nerds.
Yes.
Maybe to just punch nerds.
Because as we know, comic books are for nerds.
Yes.
But he goes in there and he's looking at a cover of a comic book and Mr. Glass says to him,
oh, villains always have bigger heads than the heroes.
And Mr. Glass is a very large afro.
Yeah.
And I'm like, well, he's obviously the bad guy.
And he wears very dramatic clothing. He'll wear a long leather coat with a bright purple lining and he has like sort of very kind of dramatic clothing like he'll wear like a long
leather coat with like a bright purple lining and he's a glass walking stick so he's obviously the
bad guy yeah so like from his first appearance i'm like well he's obviously the bad guy yeah my
my also that rule isn't strictly true no it's not at all it really isn't
sorry god except for armzola who's that yep of course
the tibbing head
ah
and then
but so he's
he's indestructible
and he's clairvoyant
except he's vulnerable
to water
he's not indestructible
in water
but it's quite vague
but on the other end
of the spectrum
what
yeah I know
but anyway
because he can
he can drown
he's got a fear of drowning
anybody can drown
I know
but it's not
anyway
the point is
on the other side
of the spectrum
you have Mr Glass
who is the villain
who has
because he's
Bruce Willis is unbreakable
Samuel L Jackson
is very breakable
he should have called
it very breakable
and focused on
Samuel L Jackson
that would have been
a better story
and
he's got
very fragile bones
but he doesn't have
anything else
he doesn't have
another special power
he doesn't have equivalents to clair't have another special power he doesn't have
equivalence to clairvoyance
so he's just a really
weak guy
you might say
he has some sort of
evil super genius
but that's not the same thing
and we reveal
at the end
you probably remember
that he caused
the train derailment
how the fuck
did he do that
I don't know
he probably
broke his leg
you know
just broke some
of his legs.
Okay.
Yeah,
and that,
then it caused,
you know,
he figured out
that Bruce Willis
was the unbreakable one
and then he was
going to use that
for some nefarious purpose.
Yeah,
what?
Exactly!
And then,
but again,
the scale doesn't work.
You need,
if your character
is invulnerable
and has clear points,
you need another person
to, you need the villain to have more than that.
Yeah, you do.
You're right.
He's a guy who could be killed with one punch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And also at the end, it ends with like a text crawl.
Oh yeah.
It ends with, Mr. Glass went to jail for a long time.
He really regrets all the crimes he did.
That's how it ends.
And someone reads it like that?
Yeah.
I did in the cinema.
That just reminded me of a video game you said you once wanted to make,
where it's the most ridiculously hard fighting game of all time.
Like, the first guy you fight is one big half the screen,
and he just blasts you, and you're dead immediately.
And if you manage to get by him and an increasingly difficult number of people,
this impossible game at the end,
it's a guy who's kind of a frail old man and you rush at him and he
has a heart attack. Great.
I would play that game.
Of course you would. Yeah.
Next one though. Sky High
and Zoom, I'm going to put together
only because they're similar-ish and they came out
at the same time. One of them's pretty
good. One of them's got Tim Allen.
Which is which? Sky High's pretty good.
It is pretty good. It's got Kurt Russell in it. Got Kurt Russell. Kelly Preston, I think her name is. John Travolta's
wife. Yep. Is that her name? Can't remember. Yep. Yeah. A whole lot of other, you know,
Disney kind of kid actors. Some of them have gone on to do some stuff, some have not. It's
a pretty good movie. It's kind of like a lighthearted-ish kind of Harry Potter colourful world, but it's in a superhero universe.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's pretty great.
But yeah, I guess... It's weird, isn't it, that like a Harry Potter will capture the imagination of children.
Yes.
Like mainstream children, but superheroes won't.
Like in a bottle?
Yeah, like in a bottle. Capture all the little children.
Yeah, but... Well, I guess that was 2005 or 2006. I guess it was a different time for superheroes.
Boy, was it.
I guess.
But there was planned to be that all the cast had signed on to a spin-off TV series and all sorts of things.
I'm assuming except Kurt Russell.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe, I don't know.
But Sky is pretty great.
And if you haven't seen it or if you've got kids or whatever, it's probably a good introduction to superhero movies.
Do the listeners have kids?
That's interesting.
Yeah, some do.
I assume so.
What do you think our youngest listener
is and our oldest listener
I'd say we've probably
got some early teens
write in if you're
really young
write in if you're
really old
alright
I'd like to hear
from those guys
what if you're like
you know like 25
no interest
between 25 and 45
no interest
just go and bloody
do what your demographics
supposed to do
drink some energy drinks
I don't care
do anything Zoom on the other hand which I have seen once and the only reason bloody do what your demographics supposed to do. Drink some energy drinks. I don't care. Do anything.
Zoom, on the other hand,
which I have seen once,
and the only reason I saw Zoom
is because I saw an interview
with Tim Allen,
and I knew this looked terrible,
and he said,
it's kind of like a spiritual sequel
to Galaxy Quest.
And I went,
I fucking love Galaxy Quest.
And I will see this movie.
Galaxy Quest also got voted
in the top ten Star Trek films.
Huh.
Which is cool.
But, um...
Into Darkness was voted worst, by the way.
Just throw that out there.
Fine.
I didn't vote.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Aren't you vindicated there?
Look at you, mate.
But, um...
I like fun romps.
And it started with a fun romp.
Sure did. Yep. Ended with the city being destroyed and everyone got a medal. Yep. As it should, I guess. I like fun romps and it started with a fun romp sure did
yep
ended with the city
being destroyed
and everyone got a medal
yep
as it should
I guess
don't dwell on it
no
um
Zoom
um
basically Tim Allen
is recruited to train superheroes
and he can run really fast
and at the end
his brother comes back
through time
who's still young
because his brother
got lost in time
and Tim Allen
makes his brother
who turned evil good
by running really fast.
And he says he's running fast.
Let's say his brother's name's Dugan.
I don't know his name.
I don't remember.
And he's running and he goes,
must save Dugan.
And he's running in a circle.
And I don't understand it.
And it's shit.
You really put the boot into that film,
no one's seen.
You really put the boot into that film, no one's seen. You really put the boot into that paycheck that Tim Allen did after Santa Claus 3 or whatever.
The specials, I have not seen.
I've not seen, but that's another James Gunn.
I just watched a trailer for this.
It's got, what's his name?
Well, it does have James Gunn.
It's got Thomas Pate Church in it.
I haven't seen it either.
It's got Rob Lowe, it does have James Gunn. It's got Thomas Pate Church in it. I haven't seen it either.
It's got Rob Lowe.
Yeah.
Who's back in a big way after he had that sex tape in the 80s.
And then suffered for years.
Yep.
Because he was supposed to be the Tom Cruise.
But he became the Tom Cruise who had a sex tape.
Yeah.
Good in Parks and Rec though.
Absolutely. He's a great guy.
Looks amazing.
That dude's like 55.
Jesus.
He looks incredible.
Should we get him on the show?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
So you haven't seen the specials?
No, but it looks great.
Moving on.
It doesn't look great.
I want to stress it doesn't look great, but I still want to see it.
Yeah.
Because it's fascinating that it's got a lot of big names and I've never seen it.
I know.
Weird, huh?
Yeah.
Now, what about this, though?
What about Mystery Man?
Well, that is based on a comic.
I wanted to ask you that.
Okay, ready.
Without me looking it up. Yeah, okay. that is based on a comic. I wanted to ask you that. Okay, ready. Without me looking it up.
Yeah, okay.
Is it based on a movie?
A comic?
It's based on...
Well, it's...
It's an obscure comic.
We were talking about Captain Carrot and his amazing Zooka before.
Here's another Carrot-based reference.
Well, what became Mystery Man came out of a black-and- white indie comic called Flaming Carrot Comics.
Which is about a guy called the Flaming Carrot who is...
Carrot Top?
No, he's just a guy, if only.
He's just a guy and he wears chinos and a shirt and tucked in.
And he's got a mask that's a really long carrot that goes to his belt buckle.
It's a really long, narrow carrot and it's on fire.
And he's the Flaming Carrot. It's literally on fire. And he carries his gun around carrot and it's on fire and he's the flaming carrot
and he carries his gun around
is it literally on fire?
it's literally on fire
but he's just a guy
I think it's stage flame
but yeah it's literally on fire
and he keeps like a pogo stick
in his
in his
in his carrot mask
in his carrot mask
it's
like
it's
it's one of
it's an indie comic from the 90s
with all that entails
sure
it's a lot of
a lot of crazy whimsy
well let's talk about that another day then okay but anyway the premise oh in tales it's a lot of crazy whimsy well let's talk
about that another
day then
okay
but anyway
the premise
he's a guy who
read thousands of
comics in one
sitting as a
bat and he went
insane
and yeah so
the mystery men
are sort of
an offside
sort of superhero
team that he was
part of briefly
I think the only
characters in
Flaming Carat
that became
characters in Mystery Man were the Shovel briefly. I think the only characters in Flaming Carat that became characters in Mystery Remember
the Shoveler were Mitch Macy and I think Mr. Furious.
I'm pretty sure the rest were invented for the film.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's fun though.
Do you like it?
I do like it.
It's got a great career.
Yeah, I love it.
I haven't seen it in maybe...
Donkey's years?
Donkey's years?
Is that a long year?
Yeah, it's a long time.
Cool.
Yeah.
Now I've got one more on here That we could sort of talk about
You've got another one
That I want you to talk about
In a minute though
Okay
But we'll get to that
Would you consider The Matrix
A superhero film?
Only in the sense
That it rips off a lot of
A lot of stuff from
Everything
From everything yeah
Was it you that said
The Wachowskis had like
A scrapbook of ideas?
This is what I think they did
Sure
What they
Well no it's more for the sequels
I think what they
what they had is
they made the Matrix
and the world was their oyster
and then
all of a sudden
they realised that
in like a trunk somewhere
they had
a scrapbook of ideas
from when they were in high school
it was all like
a list of cool stuff
that people in movies
could do or say
and they just
they just submitted that
as their script
for the sequels.
Because the dialogue gets worse in those sequels.
Do you remember when the second one came out?
2003 was the year of the Matrix.
I don't know if you remember that.
I do, boy, do I.
That's what they called it.
But the second one came out and it was getting like four or five star reviews.
It's an okay movie, I guess.
But it doesn't go anywhere or make any sense.
There's a whole scene at the end where he walks into the architect.
And I remember people, and I even did this,
had like, went around in an email chain or whatever,
had all the things that the architect said.
Because it's fucking babbling nonsense.
It's double speak.
It's like a Shia LaBeouf manifest.
It's fucking garbage.
And people pouring over this thing, trying to determine meaning from this book and this
fucking list of utter fucking garbage.
And it didn't mean anything, essentially.
I mean, it probably did, vaguely in some way, but they didn't really wrap that up.
The architect says, Neo is like, we better not meet again. The architect's like, we won't. And they didn't really wrap that up the architect the architect says neo is like we'd better
not meet again the architect's like we won't and they don't right but the architect only then is at
the end and he's talking to the oracle and he's like well isn't the world different the oracle
was like yep and the movie ends pretty great what well see the the matrix as i understand it
well actually i was going to say first of all i think maybe what happened is the
matrix became the matrix series became movies that you got really high and watched so maybe
because the first one's pretty trippy it's great yeah so i think maybe that happened and that passed
us by and maybe for the sequels everybody was just getting super super baked and just watching
them and they loved it and the the sober people were like, what's going on?
What is this?
But as I understand it, the Matrix was created because the Wachowskis wanted to put superheroes into the real world
in kind of an interesting way.
Yeah.
Rather than saying, oh, everybody had an accident in a chemical plant or whatever.
They were like, well, let's say reality isn't real.
Yeah.
And people who realise that can do whatever they want.
Like Dark City.
Like Dark City, exactly.
Which came out before.
Yeah.
But what also came out before, and there's a, I was going to say controversy, but there
isn't.
It's quite blatant.
There was a comic book series that came out in the mid to late 90s and some through the
2000s called The Invisibles.
Yeah. and some through the 2000s called The Invisibles which is a Grant Morrison
series and it's about
an oppressive
an impressive
but also oppressive alien
extra dimensional alien race
who is sort of oppressing the people of Earth
by painting this false reality over here
how are they impressing them?
sorry I'll stop.
God damn it!
I haven't read it in a long time.
This is so frustrating.
But anyway, the point is
that there is a team called the Invisibles
who are headed by a bald-headed man
in cool glasses with lots of guns
and who seek to awaken the world
to this unreality that they're being oppressed by.
And in order to do that, they actually have to find a young man
who they believe is the key to unlocking that.
Right.
Anyway, that's by and by.
Is that Grant Morrison?
Yeah.
Sounds like something he would do.
Yeah.
Anyway, the point is there is actually a scene where the bald-headed leader of the group
with the cool glasses and the guns is captured by the villains
and they explain to him that they're trying to subdue humanity
because humanity are like a virus.
They go to every place and they consume all the resources
and they move on to the next place.
And it's word for word that scene in The Matrix where they do that the more obvious that's exactly the same do you think
people would get they get away with that now well they can they can do what they want because
uh the invisibles was on vertigo which is an imprint of dc and dc are owned by warner brothers
so i guess technically okay as a wholly owned subsidiary they could really do whatever they
wanted it's just weird that they managed to insert that in there.
Like, there was no writing credit in there.
I mean, Grandmaster...
Has he commented on this?
He must have.
I think he has.
I think he said he was a bit disappointed.
I think he...
Because...
I think he said that his...
The themes that he put in The Invisibles were a lot...
They were greater than the ones that he put in the Invisibles were a lot they were greater than the ones that were
there was some deeper meaning and he wanted to
put more meaning into
the Invisibles and they sort of simplified it
and flattened it out for the Matrix
but I don't think he said, ah they ripped me off, I want money
ok fair enough, he's not really that kind of guy
and Grant Morrison now is essentially the creative
head of DC
because he's got an amazing creative mind,
but also at the same time,
potentially,
if it were the choice between
him and one other guy,
DC might have said,
hey,
remember that time he didn't sue us
because we ripped him off
for billions of dollars?
Let's make him the boss,
you know?
Let's be good sports about this.
What's a shame about that is,
though, I guess,
if he wanted to see that
as a movie property,
and I know not every comic, though a lot are written that way, the end goal is to be a
movie property.
Uh-huh.
But if that did come out, people would be like, well, this is very similar, isn't it?
Absolutely, yeah.
It's the Matrix.
Grant Morrison has ripped off.
Yep, that's how it works.
The Wachowskis.
Well, you know, though...
What about those Daniel Klaus?
He's writing these weird picture books based on the Shia LaBeouf properties
I don't know about this
yeah
I mean people
a few years back
were clamouring for a Matrix sequel
are you clamouring for a Matrix sequel?
I would kind of
there are elements of the sequels
that are quite good
there are elements of the Animatrix
which are pretty good also
pretty good yeah
I really enjoyed
there's a lot of aspects of that world that are pretty good also. Pretty good, yeah. Yeah. I really enjoyed the,
there's a lot of aspects
of that world that are great
like the infinite corridor
of doors
that can go anywhere
if you've got the right key.
Yeah.
You know,
the fact that
there are these programs
that have been super enhanced
that are like werewolves
or vampires or ghosts
or something like that.
Yeah.
That was a great,
you know,
great concept
and great visually.
Did you like the fact
that they didn't make
Neo necessarily special in the end?
That he was just the one of many?
That he wasn't
and there's a weird
compared to the first movie and the second movie
he can fight incredibly easily
he doesn't even have to look at the end
and he can fight off Agent Smith
and then it becomes much more difficult for him
maybe they've been upgraded
well he actually says at a point
oh upgrades
yeah here's the
thing though
in that
I think the
Matrix Reloaded
is great up until
they get to Zion
because at that
point Neo is
sort of this
he's become
sort of a
sideline character
and he's sort of
dealing with
the idea that
he is the one
and he's got
these powers
and he's just but he's also just sort of he still doesn't he's sort of dealing with the idea that he is the one and he's got these powers. And he's just...
But he's also just sort of...
He still doesn't...
He's not still sort of vetted around this.
That he's still sort of been sidelined and he's not...
He's just sort of a blunt instrument and they just keep him up the back.
But at the same time, he is this messiah.
And how does he deal with all these elements? think they should have made him a sideline character
like have him fly off and contemplate existence but in but what they did instead is they put him
into all these fight scenarios where he's really not having any trouble at all like it's the matrix
the last two-thirds of matrix reloaded is like watching somebody else play a video game on Godmode.
Like, playing a video game on Godmode isn't that interesting.
I did EQD.
But watching somebody else play it is just boring.
There's that sequence where he's in the castle
and he's fighting like a half a dozen guys,
all of whom are superpowered.
And at one point, they hit him full tilt with a sword in the hand
and one drop of blood comes out and they're like he's just a man we can take him yeah maybe if you
hold him down and just chip at him for hours you know eventually you'll kill him but i don't think
you really got a chance this is this is ridiculous exactly right and then i mean he kind of does fly
off though in the third one yeah and most of that movie
or a lot of
it is set
out of the
Matrix
with just
big mech
battles
with squids
yep
and focusing
on characters
that have only
really been
introduced
well
a little bit
in the second
one but
mostly the
third one
it's just a
really weird
way and then
they burn
his eyes out
they sure do
that don't
they
I don't know
man
yeah okay
let's not have any sequels.
Yeah.
Great movie, though.
Yep.
First one's pretty good.
Yeah.
Now, The Defender.
I wanted to ask
about Defender.
Defendor.
Defendor.
Yep.
I have no idea
what this is.
It's got Woody
Harris in it.
Okay.
It's got Kat Dennings
in it.
Ooh.
Who else is in it?
All sorts of people.
Oh, Elias Koteas,
as you might recognise
as Casey Jones
from the first
10 years.
No way!
Yep, he's the bad guy.
He's the best.
Yeah, he's in that.
He's great in Galaga.
But it's...
Great in Ninja Turtles 3.
Yeah, is he in 3?
He's back.
Great, he's back.
I'll just briefly...
Defendor, it's not...
It's about a guy who thinks he's a superhero.
But it's more...
It's a sort of a...
It's a human drama, it's a crime drama.
It's a human drama. It's a crime drama. It's a good old-fashioned...
It's a heart warmer.
No, it's not really.
It's a crime drama.
It's relatively recent then, I'd imagine.
It's a few years old, yeah.
Okay.
Before Super?
I'd say it's 2009.
Okay.
So it might be before Super then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's not like a fun romp
it's about a guy with mental illness
so it's
it's worth a watch though
definitely
sure yeah
it's weird that I've never heard of that movie
that's not weird
I mean there's a lot of things
I haven't heard of
precisely
does he
is there a lot of
is it
a lot like Super
there's less cartoonish violence
okay
there is some violence
sure
but there's more
it more addresses there's actual consequences for violence.
He gets some talkings too about his superheroing ways.
About his ways.
Yeah.
Cool.
But yeah, it's definitely worth a watch.
It was great.
Well, we're around the hour and 20 mark.
I don't think there's any other movies.
Or there would be.
There are no other movies.
There are no other movies.
We've talked about them all.
Yep.
Is there any other movies that you can think of
that are relevant to this?
No.
But I bet there are heaps.
There are.
So people should write in
and let us know.
Also, I just looked up
the director of Wing Commander.
It was Chris Roberts.
And he has directed...
Are you ready for this?
Yep, I'm ready.
Is it other Wing Commander games?
I think it is.
I think he's a great...
You're absolutely right.
Yeah, it's Wing Commander series.
Yeah. Oh, good call. Yeah, it's Wing Commander series.
Oh, good call.
Yeah.
Which is weird, though, that they would... Because aren't those cutscenes, they were revolutionary, weren't they?
Yeah, absolutely.
Mark Hamill was in them.
Mark Hamill was in them.
Weird kind of like wolf men in costumes.
Wolf men were in them, sure.
I haven't played any of the Wing Commander games.
I've played the X-Men, X-Wing TIE Fighter games, which are cool.
Yes.
And I'd imagine they're very similar.
Hmm.
Yeah. Any Star Wars games you'd like to see? I'd imagine they're very similar yeah any Star Wars games
you'd like to see
I'd like to see
1313
certainly
but that's never
happening
I'd like to see
a Jedi game
where the powers
are defined
and it's just
not kind of vague
and sometimes
you can
crush them
sometimes you can
pull down a
Star Destroyer
and sometimes
you can't
sometimes your
lightsaber cuts
through something
sometimes you're
just hitting a guy
with a glowing stick
that's the Force
Unleashed.
Great Jedi game though.
Jedi outcasts.
Even the first Jedi
in art's good.
Yep, I remember.
Even the movie
Attack of the Clones
is pretty great.
No, it's not.
You're a liar.
Why end with a lie?
So weird.
End with a lie, I say.
Yep.
Alright, well if you
want to hit us up
anybody, you can find
us at Weekly Planet Pod.
Tell us about more
superhero films that aren't.
Oh, Jesus man
what
alright
I'm going to look it up
not you
I thought you were
talking about me
specifically
the listeners
if you're thinking
good ones
I would like to see more
I just got really upset
there
for no reason
yeah send it in
I'm sure we've missed
some so we'll probably
do another episode
on this at some point
or if you have any
thoughts on any of
these movies
tell us we're wrong
about anything or thoughts in general yep at some point. Or if you have any thoughts on any of these movies, tell us we're wrong about anything.
Or thoughts in general.
Yep.
Any thoughts in general.
Sure, you've got them.
Only if you're really young or really old.
Really old.
Otherwise, I don't care.
Yes.
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I know heaps of stuff
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he sure does
also we have one person
who said they're going to
send in another theme song
that we're going to try out
so we're going to do it
oh wow
but thank you to
Gabriel Bruton
for this theme song
of course
the Brute
the Brute
alright that's it
fantastic
oh iTunes as well
please do that thing
I guess
or don't
yeah
thanks everyone
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