The Weekly Planet - 18 Comic Book Movies Stuck In Development Hell
Episode Date: January 27, 2014This week's episode covers the massive amount of Batman VS Superman rumours, The Avengers Age Of Ultron, Wonder Woman, Killer Crow and more.Plus movies that have been stuck in development hell that we... still want to see! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back everybody to another episode of The Weekly Planet
Oh, yet another!
Oh, when are they going to stop?
That's the internet talking
Oh, I thought you weren't on board for this for a second
I thought you were like, you've had it going
Yeah, I'm part of the internet
Okay, good, yeah, yeah
So that's both of us
Good, it is, it is
Wow, we're the official podcast of Comic Book Movie
You know I have to put that in Yep Because otherwise, what's the point? So that's both of us. Good. It is. It is. Wow. We're the official podcast of Comic Book Movie.
You don't have to put that in. Yep.
Because otherwise, what's the point?
It validates the existence of this podcast.
And in a way, both of us.
What else do we contribute?
I was going to say we have other hobbies, but we don't really.
No.
You build that little train set.
I do, yeah.
Put on me little engineer's hat and me overalls.
And I invite people around and I just make
people, I just make eye contact and make people watch it.
And yet you've yet to invite me, you son of a bitch.
One day.
Yeah, one day.
My name is James, you might know me as Mr. Sunday.
Joining me is Mr. Mace, Nick Mason Mace.
How are you?
I'm alright.
You know, how was your Australian day?
It was pretty good.
25th of January is Australia Day for all those who don't know which is most 26th is it yes fucking hell
wow so most of you you're including yourself this has been a disaster from beginning to end and this
is the end we're cutting here is that really right yeah i should know that no yeah you're a poor
australian well i did spend the entire day
hung over yeah well okay that makes more sense i spent most of the day in pain because the previous
day i i the previous night i spent in a warehouse filled with trampolines oh you went to bounce i
went to bounce yeah i've never been to that but i was they i didn't i'm sure that the general wisdom
is donate a huge meal and then another huge meal and then all your friends warn you not to have any more food and then you have more
food.
That's on the sign on the way in.
Yeah.
And then I did that.
And so it was just me just slowly rocking in a corner for most of it.
But I had fun.
With like seasick or like just like general?
Just general kind of if I move any more than this, there's going to be trouble.
So I can't really you're gonna shit
your pants yeah yeah no double bouncing here no double bouncing there wow well that's good
let's get straight into the news let's please do i know i said no more charlotte oh my god
this is a good one though it better be a good one okay i mean to be fair they've all been pretty
good it's not like you've given a disappointing piece of charlotte news that they are it is a good one though it better be a good one okay i mean to be fair they've all been pretty good it's not like you've given a disappointing piece of shia labeouf news that they are
it is a snowball effect really consistently great okay so basically he's uh trying to put something
uh together is it a train set it's a train set yes uh-huh he said that he wants it to be better
than yours wow and he's already invited me just Just thought I'd... Man, this guy's rich. I know, right? From the little gold trains.
That he's stolen from someone.
Anyway, he basically
come out and said that
all the plagiarism
and everything involved in that
and how he's reacted
and his apologies
and presumably the headbutt
Right.
is all performance art.
No, it's not.
He's gone the
Joaquin Phoenix route.
Yeah.
Of all, let's Let's make pretend here.
You know what?
I think people would be more inclined to believe it
if he had to let anybody in on it beforehand.
Yes.
What he should have done
is he should have written down
that he was doing a piece of performance art
where he'd be a real dick to people
and use up production resources to make a short film,
like waste everybody's time in doing that.
Yep, yep.
And then really upset real people.
He should write that down he was going to do all that
and then put it in an envelope and then mail it to himself
so the postmark would be on it with the date.
That's a really good idea.
And then what he could have done is he could have gone,
okay, folks, rip this open on television.
Look, I was having a little joke with you,
having a little bit of fun.
I got you.
But he didn't, did he?
He didn't do it
he didn't get us no
well it goes beyond this though
because he's actually doing something called
an apology tour
where he's trying to put something together
like a performance art show
and he's actually sent this proposal
to four different art gallery spaces
for something that he can do
like it's a week-long exhibition
and it's amazing
I'm sure you want to hear it
do you want to hear it? yes he's going to tourlong exhibition, and it's amazing. I'm sure you want to hear it. Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
He's going to tour around.
I think it's in the one place.
Oh.
I'm just going to read this, okay?
I'm ready.
Because there's a lot going on here.
Okay.
For seven days, Shia will sit at a table in a small boxy room at the rear of a Los Angeles
gallery.
It is not clear whether this is actually Shia or an imposter.
A paper bag will cover his head, emblazoned with the words,
I am not famous anymore.
So it won't be him.
Yeah, well, that's it.
It's a guy he's hired.
It gets better.
The public will be invited to the gallery.
The text on the gallery exterior is hashtag I am sorry and Shia LaBeouf underneath.
At the gallery entrance, there'll be two bouncers on either side of the door.
There may or may not be a queue to enter. he's at least he's left room for that absolutely
there's some wiggle room there for potentially this won't be the most amazing thing of all time
you may not have to line up for it upon entering visitors will find themselves in a light spacious
holding area in this room will be a long table offering up an assortment of implements such as
a pair of pliers, a
bottle of whiskey.
This is all true, by the way.
I didn't make any of this up, just so we're clear.
A Transformers toy and an Indiana Jones whip.
Flowers, a book of love poems, Belgium chocolates, a ukulele, the anthology of Daniel Clow's
work.
So the idea is you pick an implement and you beat him with it?
There's also a glass
jar full of small folded pieces of paper with
Twitter comments printed on them.
These are mostly, though, not all
vitriolic in nature.
In the holding area, visitors will be silent,
instructed by a performer whose
name's Nastja.
N-A-S-T-J-A? I'm sure I said that wrong.
Doesn't matter. It's probably like a Natalia or
something. It's some bizarre foreign spelling, which I don't care for on Australian day.
No.
Whatever that day is.
Yeah, that's right.
They'll at least be given the opportunity to choose one item and take it to the next
room with them.
It will be made clear which they may do whatever as they please with this item.
Each visitor will have time to consider his or her choice carefully.
When it is their turn, each visitor will walk alone through a curtain into the second room.
There is the room Shire is seated.
There is an empty chair on the other side of him.
Visitors may do and say as they wish with their chosen implement.
Now, Shire will remain silent throughout with a mask over his head.
He will be subject to humiliation or forgiveness at the visitor's discretion.
Now, do or say as they wish with their chosen implement.
Does that mean I could grab a ukulele and just crack his head?
I hope so, but no.
That won't be it.
Unless, okay, if it's him, the answer is no.
If it's some extra that he's hired out of Central Casting or whatever
for like $10 an hour, then yes.
The thing is as well, for me personally,
I'm not going to go into a room and crack a guy in the face
who might be Shia LaBeouf.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I want to
make sure that it's him. He needs to be
in his Matt Williams costume, and I need
him for Mineta Jones 4, and I need
to see his face. Isn't that amazing?
Yes. I hope.
Look, I know we've put a moratorium
on Shia LaBeouf news. Every week.
Every week, so far. But I hope next
week, it turns out that he has stolen this entire idea from somebody
else.
Wouldn't that be great?
So there you go.
Tune in next week, Mason.
Well, don't tune in.
Just be here and I'll tell you what other thing that he's done.
Do I have to be here?
Can you just text me?
I can text it to you, yes.
Okay, please.
Thank you.
All right.
Now, there was a Fantastic Four synopsis which was floating around for the Fantastic Four
reboot, which people got very upset about.
Did you read it? No. Did you read Richard's it? reboot, which people got very upset about.
Did you read it?
No.
Did you Reed Richards it?
Oh, there we go.
Had that ready.
Okay, so basically the idea was Reed Richards and Ben Grimm,
that after specific events, and it doesn't say what, they find themselves empowered with bizarre new abilities.
Ben becomes the rock monster, etc.
But Reed becomes a scientific
genius who can stretch,
twist, and reshape his body.
So he becomes a scientific genius.
Don't like that.
Also, then, they end up being owned by the government
and used as weapons, but then after they mature,
two other people with powers come into the picture.
Sue Storm, who's called the Invisible Girl.
Not the Invisible Woman.
And Johnny Storm, yeah, the Human girl not the invisible woman and Johnny Storm
yeah
the human torch
the human torch boy
yeah the human torch boy
that's been debunked
because people
on the internet
were flipping out
I just wanted to
make that clear
because people
were very angry
about that particular
sounds like the
beginning of an
X-Men movie
or something
yeah I don't
yeah
because they're
supposed to be
all together
and a family
before it happens
exactly
and they're not
supposed to be children so there you go but josh drank the director himself
came out and said that well yeah good good now any any casting news on that oh that miles teller
his name is or something he's in a bunch of stuff they said his name has been floating around for
um reed richards for ages huh one of the girls from Girls Was rumoured to be Sue Storm
Her name's Maney in the show
I don't know what her real name is
And it's been said that
A lot of casting out of girls
That's true
And what's his name
Michael Chiklis again
Michael Chiklis is back but this time it's Johnny Storm
Michael B. Jordan from Fruitvale Station
And the upcoming Creed movie
the Apollo Creed
the Rocky spin-off Creed
where he's Apollo Creed's son
no
grandson
and Rocky trains him to fight
there you go
doesn't that sound amazing
I would watch that
I'm so into that
soundtrack by Creed
soundtrack by Creed
yes
now there's been some Avengers 2
location news
this is going to continue forever
isn't it
the Avengers news is going to continue forever Superman isn't it? Avengers news is going to continue forever.
Superman vs. Batman news is going to continue forever.
You should see the list of Superman vs. Batman news that I've got for this week.
It's terrifying.
Great.
And not interesting.
Stay tuned.
Oh, Freddie.
Because basically there's been some Avengers 2 locations confirmed.
In Northern Italy, there's a place called Fort Bard,
which is like a kind of stronghold kind of thing.
If you can imagine, it kind of looks like the castle in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
You know that he goes in and he machine guns some Nazis in front of his dad.
That's such a great scene.
But it's rumoured that that could be the home of Baron Von Strucker or a stronghold.
You know, I had a thought the other day.
Because I was discussing Indiana Jones, the three Indiana Jones movies that exist.
Yes.
With some friends of mine.
And I'm sure this has been floated on the internet before,
but Temple of Doom is not the best one.
No.
But it is the only one where the presence or absence of Indiana Jones
makes any difference at all.
Think about it.
Okay, so in the other ones...
Temple of Doom.
Yep.
Not Temple of Doom.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
if Indiana Jones
isn't there
what happens
either A
they never find
the Ark of the Covenant
or B
they eventually find
the Ark of the Covenant
after digging
just forever
for years and years
and then
after the war ends
and then
they open the
the Ark of the Covenant
they all die
yeah you're right
and then
maybe even if they've
sent a message to some more Nazis some more Nazis show up and open the Ark of the Covenant, they all die. Yeah, you're right. And then, maybe, even if they've sent a message to some more Nazis,
some more Nazis show up and open the Ark of the Covenant,
and they all die.
And this continues forever until they run out of Nazis.
And the monkey wouldn't have died.
Exactly.
I think, if anything, it would have been better if Indiana Jones wasn't there,
and then just an endless parade of Nazis just came in the room
containing the Ark of the Covenant and all were turned to dust.
That's amazing.
Temple of Doom,
yeah, he does save all those kids.
I love Temple of Doom.
I know people are like,
it's dark, it sucks, or whatever.
I love Temple of Doom.
It's amazing.
Is it because of the brain eating?
No, not even.
It's just a great...
You know what?
It's got awesome fight scenes,
action scenes.
And you know what?
Most of them aren't even him.
They're his stuntman.
His name's Vic Armstrong
or something like that.
I might be wrong.
But he's like
this super handsome guy.
Uh-huh.
Maybe even more handsome
than Harrison Ford.
What?
Who's to say?
Yeah.
And he had a joke.
He had a joke.
Harrison Ford once wrote
a thing to him and said,
if you ever learn to speak,
I'd be in serious trouble
or whatever.
Uh-huh.
And Harrison Ford suffered
this horrific back injury
during that.
And so most of the fight scenes
are this other guy.
So when you see him swinging and doing
pretty much everything
where you don't see his face
or you can barely see his face
it's not him
huh
so yeah
that being said
you're right
and Temple of Doom
is a great movie
which is the point
wasn't it
no no
what if he wasn't there
for Crystal Skull
what would have happened
let me think
aliens
yeah aliens
well they still would have
got all the knowledge
but then it was too much knowledge
and then the city would have been destroyed.
It would have been the same thing.
There you go.
Yeah.
Nice work, Indiana Jones.
And he wouldn't have got married.
Yep.
Do you reckon they'd be happy they married him off?
No.
There's a rumour that Harrison Ford's deal
in relation to Star Wars Episode VII,
which Carrie Fisher came out and again confirmed
that they were all involved,
even though Disney haven't announced anything.
Because Carrie Fisher doesn't care.
She doesn't lose canon.
Yeah.
That part of the deal is that he wants to make another Indiana Jones movie.
All right.
You're cool with it?
I guess so.
Should they reboot it?
Could they reboot it?
You get, like, you know who would have been good a few years ago?
What's his name?
He's in Inner Space.
Dennis Quaid.
Dennis Quaid, yeah.
Okay.
Dennis Quaid 10, 15 years ago.
If the sequel had Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in the Sean Connery dad role...
Which I think the last one was supposed to be.
Yeah, it's supposed to be, but properly.
Yeah, properly.
And then somebody other than Shia LaBeouf.
Yeah.
Or Shia LaBeouf.
Once he gets this little inconvenience out of the way, we bring Shia back in.
I think I've said this before and I've taken heat for it.
I reckon Josh Hartnett would be a good young Indiana Jones.
Yes, okay, that's good.
Especially off the back of Lucky Number Slevin, or The Wrong Man, or whatever it's called.
He's great and he should be in more things.
30 Days of Night's an amazing movie as well.
Yes.
Josh Hartnett's great.
Or Ashton Kutcher, whatever.
Yeah. Any of them. Josh Hartnett's great. Or Ashton Kutcher. Yeah.
Any of them.
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, basically, so yeah, they've got this Italian stronghold for the Avengers 2, which
is supposed to be for Baron Von Strucker, they think.
And Baron Von Strucker also supposedly has Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch working for
him.
And so maybe that's where they recruit them or they have a showdown.
What kind of jacket do you think Quicksilver will be wearing?
It's hard to say at this point.
It really is.
Yeah.
I think they'll steer away from the silver jacket.
A la X-Men.
Do you think the super speed special effect
has gotten better over the years?
No.
That's a shame.
Well, Bryan Singer has...
Oh, probably.
It was good in Man of Steel.
Yeah.
Aside from probably too much shaky cam.
Bryan Singer is shooting all those super speed things in his X-Men movie with that guy in 48 frames per second, I think.
Oh, okay.
So I guess that will add something to it.
Or nothing.
Or nothing.
Or it'll look really, just really...
People will just start vomiting in the cinema. That'll be great. add something to it or nothing or nothing or it'll look really just really you'll get people
to just start vomiting
in the cinema
that'll be great
other shooting locations
include South Africa
and South Korea
for The Avengers 2
so it's very much
a world film
I mean mostly the South
yes
did I say South Korea?
yes
yeah
South Korea
South Africa
yeah
mostly if not all the South
maybe they'll sneak
into a few scenes yeah stick in North Korea for a bit that'd be great that'd work out really well for
everyone uh joss whedon has also said that his guiding star for the avengers age of ultron is
uh godfather part two in the sense that lots of things happen between the avengers and the
avengers 2 it's a completely different story the characters are developed but you don't need to
know any of that information going in so you don't need to have seen the Iron Man 3 or Thor or
whatever, Thor 2, going into Avengers 2. Because he's aware of that.
Yeah. And also, Captain America wakes up and he's got Beta Ray Bill's head in his bed,
eh? Guy's got a horse head to reference for you.
Very good.
How do you like that?
Good pull.
Yeah.
Did you know I was going to...
No.
That was pretty good. Well done you like that? Good ball. Yeah. Did you know I was going to... No. That was pretty good.
Yeah.
Well done.
You're very impressive.
I have a basic knowledge of things.
You sure do.
Two actors from The Vampire Diaries, which I have not seen.
You seen that show?
No.
Me neither.
I don't know their names.
I didn't write them down.
What do you think is going to be next after vampires and then Frankensteins?
I think angels is going to be the next thing.
Okay.
They do it on Supernatural a lot. I think Angels is going to be the next thing. Okay.
Because they do it on Supernatural a lot.
I like Supernatural.
Well, there's Angels in Frankensteins,
which tanked, by the way.
And Gargoyles also.
Yeah.
But they are the Angels.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Pretty good, eh?
Really.
Very good.
That tanked. So maybe it won't be Angels.
I reckon it'll be Angels.
Well, what else is there?
Mummies.
Yeah, mummies might come back.
Sexy mummies, yeah.
Have they done werewolves?
Have they done werewolves?
Have they done werewolves?
Anyway, two actors from that.
A guy and a girl.
One's a generic blonde guy.
Beholders.
Beholders.
Sexy beholders?
What's a beholder?
It's the Dungeons and Dragons monster.
It's like a big ball.
Is that with the eye?
Oh, yeah.
Sexy beholders.
Like just living in New York in the underground. That'd be amazing. Being Oh, yeah. Sexy Beholders. Like, just living in New York in the underground.
That'd be amazing.
Being sexy, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, sexy Beholder nightclubs.
There's always a sexy nightclub in these things, isn't there?
Yep.
Yeah.
Anyway, these two people have been cast as Killer Frost and the Reverse Flash in the Flash TV series,
which is a spin-off of the Arrow TV
series.
So there you go.
I know they're not
those characters
initially.
They're the
characters' real
names who I didn't
write down.
You might know.
Do you know?
Doesn't matter.
They're in there
somewhere.
Yeah.
And then they'll
develop into something
more substantial.
Are you going to
watch the Flash
pilot TV series?
Do you know what's
the last one with
Dawson's dad from
Dawson's Creek?
Way back in the day, sure I did.
I never saw it.
That show cost a million dollars an episode, which back in the day was a lot of money.
I think that's still a lot of money.
It's peanuts.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It's not even the catering.
It's got that bizarre kind of Burton kind of costume for the Flash.
It's very rubbery.
Very rubbery.
Very fake muscles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Mark Hamill's the bad guy.
Sometimes, yeah.
Yeah.
In real life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Two bat suits are rumoured to be in Batman vs Superman.
Brace yourself.
I've got about 40 minutes of this.
Is that like in Batman Forever?
Yeah.
That's exactly what I said.
Okay.
And Batman and Robin.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
One of them is apparently going to be, you know, a traditional kind of Jim Lee kind of suit.
Yep.
Which I'm really looking forward to seeing.
And the other one is like a silver kind of plating armor over a black material.
And there's gaps between so you can see the black in between the silver plate.
Oh, that's very fancy.
Which is again like Batman and Robin because he's wearing a silver plated freeze armor, I guess.
Probably.
Yeah.
So, you know, I think that's very interesting.
Or not interesting.
It's so he can fight Superman, I guess.
Yeah.
I just want to see this suit.
The thing is, well, it's two years of this.
I can't do...
It's not even two years.
It's May of 2016.
So it's longer than two years.
Wow.
I can't talk about this for two years.
No.
It's too much.
Maybe this is a trick and they're going to release it way ahead of time.
I would love that.
Well, apparently the production hasn't stalled because they were saying, like,
oh, it's slowed down
and people are like,
Ben Affleck's going to quit or whatever,
which I think is not true at all.
Maybe it is.
Who cares?
The point is...
Just get Josh Hartnett.
Get Josh Hartnett, exactly.
Yeah.
I'm going to probably cough a bit of flak for that.
Yeah.
But I love Josh Hartnett
and I loved him in H2O,
the Mike Myers film.
The Halloween 2019.
The Halloween, yes.
Great. I don't know what I was going to say. The Halloween 20th anniversary. Yes. Great.
I don't know what I was going to say. Two years in this thing. If we do an episode of all-time worst titled films,
I think H20 has to go in there.
Because it's not the 20th film
in the series. It's 20 years after.
Right, but it's not about water,
which a lot of people assumed. Oh, yeah.
It was an H20-based film, based horror
film.
That's it
so there you go
make of that
what you will
fantastic
oh yeah
sorry yeah
so it's not being delayed
so they're still going to
film it and everything
because apparently
if they don't do it
it's going to clash
with Ben Affleck's
other projects
blah blah blah
Jersey Girl 2
great
Geely 2
Geely 2
and so yeah
so I guess
I think the only reason is
there must be serious troubles
or they're doing
Justice League or both.
Maybe.
Maybe what we should do is each week we can have Shia LaBeouf news or Batman vs Superman news and not both.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
That's fair.
What if they combine, though?
What if he gets a role?
That would be amazing.
What if he's Jimmy Olsen?
What if he's Clark Kent?
What if he's Clark Kent?
Ant-Man, though, has taken the July 7th, 2015 release date of Batman v Superman.
Oh, just slotting in there.
Just slotting in there.
I think because, you know... Do you think that's deliberate?
Yeah, absolutely.
Because Batman v Superman was moved to the date of an unnamed Marvel film in 2016.
And whatever that Marvel movie is going to be, it's going to get smashed.
Right.
Unless it's Iron Man versus Thor.
But even then...
That happened already.
Yeah, exactly.
It did.
So who knows what they're going to do.
I'm just going to jump back to television just quickly.
Okay.
You know the Gotham TV series...
It's against protocol, but that's fine.
You know the Gotham TV series?
Yep.
Oh, do we have moustache news?
I don't have moustache news. I'm assuming, let's, oh, I hope he's got a moustache. You
have to give him a moustache, because you can't know moustache and then have him grow
a moustache. I don't know, maybe you can. This is another thing I'm going to talk about
just quickly. Just moustaches? This isn't on here. Just moustaches. Kevin Smith and,
um, what's his name? Oh, what's the, I think it's the guy who did um the animated Batman
Paul Daney yeah it might be Paul Daney I'm pretty sure it is anyway they they floated this idea for
a young Bruce Wayne series that follows him through through high school and then up to when
he becomes Batman and then about a month later they've said in Gotham this TV series is going
to focus on Jim Gordon and a 12 year old Bruce Wayne and it's going to end with him putting on
the costume
so Kevin Smith's like
I think they stole
this idea
but I think
that's probably
an idea that's
been around for a while
yeah
yeah
teen
I mean it's very
it's very convenient
it is yeah
I mean but hey
who knows
you never really think
of Batman going to
high school
well that's the thing
it's never been explored
and they're talking
about being kind of
a mystery thing
and all of these
a few of these
rogues gallery there and the the principals um or the headmaster whatever
called in the u.s is like hugo strange and and they're like this is talia al ghul yeah and i
hate that yeah so there you go but anyway back to gotham what if it's a what if the final scene in
that series is just it's it's batman it's br's Bruce Wayne putting on the bat costume and then
like back to back
with Jim Gordon
and he's just
grooming a moustache
and then we go
oh it's all come together
but the thing is
I like
but they never see each other
it's one of those weird
yeah
where they never look
the other way
so they never know
I like Kevin Smith
but I think he's
too close to Batman and he loves it too much to do anything with it also because I think he's too close to Batman
and he loves it too much to do anything with it
because I think he's crippled by his fandom
yeah, he's crippled by his fandom
in that last Batman comic that he wrote
The Widening Gyre
no, the one after that, Cacophony
it's the worst Batman story I've ever read
you gave me that, you've got to check this out
you will not believe it
because Kevin Smith's clearly written himself
as the Bruceuce wade
character right because he's the best writer in the world yeah that's right people don't people
don't realize it yeah there's a whole bunch and batman invites a guy who he doesn't even know
into the bat cave reveals his secret identity straight and then that guy immediately kills
his girlfriend who is who exists solely for the purposes of becoming a love interest and then
being killed yeah Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I think he's too close to it.
I think he loves it too much to get involved in it.
And also, I think people would flip out.
Yeah.
And again, I like Kevin Smith.
I think he's great.
But he's better as a fan and somebody commenting on it than a...
And also, he'll put in a Blood Men and Chronic cameo and that's not going to work.
No, that's it.
Anyway, what was I originally saying? The Penguin is going to be a villain. The's not going to work. No. That's it. What was I originally saying?
The Penguin is going to be a villain.
The first villain in Gotham.
I'm assuming Oswald Cobblepot, though, and not the actual Penguin.
Because they're talking about no wacky villains to start with.
It's before Batman and whatever.
So he'll probably be like, maybe he's running for mayor.
With Christopher Walken's help.
Absolutely.
He'll bite someone's nose off.
Absolutely.
He'll be doing that. Sure. So yeah. Could be a fishmonger. Could be a fishmonger. Yeah. for mayor with Christopher Walken's help absolutely bite someone's nose off or whatever happened
to that movie
sure
so yeah
could be a fishmonger
could be a fishmonger
yeah
I don't know
I think that'd be interesting
could work in an umbrella store
can you imagine
yeah
I'm gonna close that curtain again
that car
like last week
is shining right in my eyes
okay
unless you want to pull that one down
just there
use your hands
this one here
and skills yeah
what am I doing
it's a cord it's a curtain I doing? It's a cord.
It's a curtain.
I am aware of a cord.
Oh, I see.
They're in most houses.
No, I don't.
No, here we go.
Right, we did it.
It's way darker in here now.
It's too dark now.
Brilliant.
It's obsessively dark.
You can maybe put it up
a little bit.
No.
Doesn't matter.
Back to Batman vs Superman.
Gal Gadot was apparently
signed a three-picture deal.
Gal Gadot update?
Gal Gadot update.
How do we spell it?
Oh, I don't know. I'm just saying Gal Gadot from now on. Because it can't be Gadot. Maybe it's Gadot has apparently signed a three-pitcher deal. Gal Gadot update? Gal Gadot update. How do we spell it? Oh, I don't know.
I'm just saying Gal Gadot.
Because it can't be Gadot.
Maybe it's Gadot.
It could be.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
The first deal of which will net her a cool $300,000
for a Batman vs Superman appearance.
That's nearly a third of an episode of the 1980s Flash TV series.
The next movie is rumoured to be Justice League,
and then a Wonder Woman solo movie.
So there you go.
Good for that, I guess?
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Okay, the villains.
Female-fronted superhero films.
How many have there been?
Elektra?
Elektra, Catwoman.
I don't think Catwoman counts.
I'm just putting my foot down.
It doesn't count.
That's pretty much it.
I mean, no, there are others, no doubt.
But just female?
I mean, if you count Tomb Raider, there's that, I guess.
Oh, okay.
Do you count Tomb Raider?
No.
Do you remember the time we saw Tomb Raider 2 Cradle of Life?
There was nothing out that week and we'll go, let's go see Tomb Raider.
How bad could it be?
And it was the worst movie.
I'll be honest, I don't really remember which one is one and which one is two.
I've only seen two.
I don't know if I've seen one or two. I'll be honest with you. Two's the one is one which one is two i've only seen two i don't know if i've seen one or two i'll be honest with you who's the one where she goes and
finds the um pandora's box and at the end she's gonna open it is there ice involved at the end
i think that's batman and robin oh yeah doesn't matter you don't remember no wow
does that really cut you deep at the time huh well i've buried it very deep then, evidently.
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Okay.
A whole lot of our back members to do men rumors
for what the story is going to be about
Take this with a grain of salt Mason
A grain of salt as big as an apple
Just chomp on that
Okay
The villains are supposedly Lex Luthor and Metallo
Is it Metallo or Metallo
I'm going to say Metallo
I've always said Metallo
Well you're wrong aren't you
Put it down walk away
Walk away from
the pop culture podcast batman forms a un type deal to stop superman from destroying another city
batman forms a un deal yeah with who with the un that's a really good question yeah batman's not
making deals he's not making deals yeah i'm against it so far but continue aquaman is in it
but he's not called aquaman oh he's called's called, I don't know, maybe Aquaboy.
Moist Man.
Moist Man.
Moisture Man.
Apparently he's there because the world engine in the ocean did something to the fish.
What if it was called like Vitamin Water Man?
Like they, an inexplicably really, really crass deal with some sort of promotional product.
That'd be amazing.
Yep.
Yeah.
Gatorade Man. Gatorade man.
Gatorade man, yeah.
But no, no, he's there because, you remember the world engine?
Yes.
That was like drilling through the earth?
Yep.
It did something to the fish.
So he turns up and he's like, what's going on, guys?
What's going on?
My fish.
Having a bad time of it.
So, I guess that's alright.
I mean, what's he going to do?
Show up and go, what's going on? They're left and he's like okay well i'm still mad about it i'll be over here
you're dropping your fingers yeah yeah wonder woman poses as a white enterprise employee
um that was good that was a good visual gag that everybody at home missed except for me.
I don't always do it for the audience.
That's true.
Wonder Woman poses as a Wayne Enterprise investor to retrieve an item that belongs to her people.
Maybe like a, I don't know, a hair curling iron?
Steady on, mate.
I know.
I really like Wonder Woman.
I wish I didn't say that.
Yeah.
But I'm not going to edit it out.
No, don't do it.
Because I'm true to who I am.
You want to look like a real prick.
Yeah.
Lex Luthor is in the shadows a lot.
I'm presuming literally and figuratively.
Did I say those words right?
Yes.
Good.
He doesn't have much face time with Superman.
As in the app.
The iPhone app.
Exactly.
Robin apparently betrayed Batman at at some point leading to a
falling out between the two uh-huh yeah that's why he's nightwing maybe that's why he's nightwing
but isn't it the other way around where like nightwing leaves because he's like i had enough
of your bullshit batman they keep they keep retconning it yeah it goes back and forth i
really like nightwing yeah he's like bat Batman but fun That's true Yeah Great hair
Yeah great hair
The Batcave
1970s disco collar
Yeah that's what you love
Yeah
The Batcave
You know what I love in comic books
And I've always loved it
The pictures
The pictures
The pictures and the fun stories
But also
Like anytime somebody like
Changes their look
Or their attitude
Or their costume or whatever
Or they change
And it's always like
Get ready world Cause here comes nightwing and then then then in the speech bubble it's
nightwing is said in like the nightwing font yeah i love a bit of that and the costume reflects the
time yeah very much great i hope i wish they did it that in every issue of every comic oh imagine
because you don't ever see batman or superman doing that either do you they'll be like hey
robin come and go on this, stop this crime boss.
And he's like, Robin doesn't exist anymore.
Robin's, he's retired or something.
It's time for Nightwing.
Popped collar.
Popped collar.
Popped disco collar.
The Batcave is apparently super cool looking.
And the mobile looks similar to Burton's.
I don't know what that means.
Do you mean the mobile?
It says mobile. M-O-B-I-L-E. I don't know what that means. Do you mean the mobile? It says mobile.
M-O-B-I-L-E.
Is there an apostrophe?
Nah.
I think it means Batmobile.
I think you've copied and pasted incorrectly somehow.
Yeah, I'd say that would be the case, yeah.
I mean, that's the classic Batman.
People love that Batmobile.
Yes.
It's a bit impractical, though.
It's really, really long.
It's very long.
I think there's other designs you can do something else.
But it does have that weird hoist thing in the middle of it.
Oh, yeah.
It lifts it up and turns it around.
It does, too.
It's got that shield system where you start it up and it turns into a weird gothic castle.
A weird stop motion shield that spins over.
Yeah.
I think the Tumbler's great for its time.
Whatever.
That's great for its time.
There are a lot of other really interesting Batmobile designs. Batm time. Whatever. That's great for its time.
There are a lot of other really interesting Batmobile designs.
Batmobile, sorry.
Thank you.
Which could be used.
I think so.
But hey, what do I know? I do like the classic one with the...
Anything with the wings.
Anything Bat-themed.
Yeah, sure.
Tumbler's too generic.
Yeah, you're right.
In the...
What is it?
In that Icom Origins, he's building the Batmobile In that
But he's got the jet
Yeah that's interesting
Isn't it
What a shit game
Yeah
That's alright
It's pretty good
We did an episode on it
We did
Episode 13
Or 18
Or 4
5
I think it was 5
Check it out
Yeah please do
I bet you
Oh
I'm not going to
I know
I don't listen to the episode
I'm not even really listening now You know It's got to the point It pains me Because you oh I'm not going to I know I don't listen to the episode I'm not even really listening now
you know
it's got to the point
it pains me
because you know
I edit these
I'm so sick of my voice
do you edit these
yeah
I edit them
because I have to
I take out the white noise
and whatever
and you know
if I have to get up to
pull a curtain down
I'll take that out
that'd never happen though
no
so yeah
Lois is investigating Lex
anyway were you going to say that you're sick of the sound of it?
I'm sick of it.
Yeah.
I'm fucking sick of it.
Yeah.
So I don't know how anybody else is listening.
And then I have to take a very specific clip and put pictures to it and put on my YouTube
channel.
And that takes a very long time.
And I have to listen to that same five or six minutes about a hundred times.
And then you put it up and you're very proud.
And then somebody puts it on a cover and it's like, why don't you kill yourself?
And you're like,
oh, no.
My labour of love.
That's how it goes.
Lois Lane is investigating Lex,
which makes sense, I guess.
She is a keen reporter.
She's got that hat with the press pass in it.
She sure does.
Metallo.
Did I say that right?
No.
Mobile.
Yes. Metallo. Yep. K that right? No. Mobile. Yes.
Metallo.
Yep.
Kills Clark.
What does that mean?
Well, it says inverted commas.
Kills.
What does that mean?
Well, I'm assuming, like,
he thinks he kills him.
Oh, okay.
And the Daily Planet
is bought by Lex Luthor
for PR purposes.
PR purposes.
I bet that sounded good
on the microphone.
PR purposes.
And at the end, Superman is living in exile And the Justice League is a government approved superhero team
Is he on the Justice League?
Marv doesn't say
Yes or no
Because I want all the information before I go into the film
I want every single piece of information
So nothing is a surprise
And I've ruined it for myself
Good
I think you
know what I'd like to
say yes I'd like to
say if he's on the
Justice League but
he's not around for
the first part and
doomsday comes in
and it's like kicking
heads and because no
one else can really
fight doomsday except
Superman that's
true well there's a
few others I'm sure
maybe um the flash
would last a couple
of seconds maybe
Batman in that fancy
new silver suit
just dazzling with that really looks yeah and then Superman comes in and has to deal with Flash would last a couple of seconds. Maybe Batman in that fancy new silver suit.
Just dazzle him with how good he looks.
And then Superman comes in and has to deal with it.
Love it. I think that would be cool.
But anyway, who knows. So there you go. There's all those
Superman, Batman rumours for this week.
That only took about 45 hours.
Great. Well, I look forward to another
45 hours next week.
Quentin Tarantino. You're familiar
with his work? Yes.
He's made movies?
Yes.
What's your least favourite Tarantino movie?
Least favourite?
Yeah, it is Death Proof.
Yeah.
That goes for so long.
Yeah.
Were you going to say another one?
No, it's definitely Death Proof.
You've got my number there.
I'm going to say that the Kill Bill movies aren't that good.
Wow, you're going to get flack.
I like no flack.
Who's to say?
I mean, they're fine, but flack. Or no flack. Who's to say?
I mean, they're fine, but I think two's much better than one.
It's just, I don't know, it's not really my thing.
Two's more interesting because it's got more interesting kind of conversation and story development.
One's just a lot of chopping, which is good.
But it gets to a point where it's like, this is a lot of chopping.
We've had enough chopping.
Come on, Quentin.
Anyway, he's canned The Hateful Eight.
He was making a movie called The Hateful Eight.
It was another Western.
Oh, and then the script got leaked.
Because it leaked.
He gave it to a handful of people.
One of them was Michael Marsden.
Madston.
Madsdon.
Madson.
Madson.
Metallo.
Keep giving me options.
There we go.
And a few other people.
Michael Metallo-mobile.
He hasn't said who or who he thinks it is.
He says it might have been an agent of somebody he gave it to,
but he only gave it to six people and it somehow leaked.
It's whoever is not cast in the next one.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Madsen is not involved in the next one.
It's him.
So he's just shut it down.
He's gone, no, I'm not doing it.
Which I think is amazing because I'm sure, you know what,
everybody involved in that would be so annoyed
because you leaked it thinking, oh, this is pretty great.
I'm going to leak this on the internet or whatever or show people
and it leaks
and then he's just
shut the whole thing
down
that's a lesson
it's probably your
mate Nailbiter
111 or whoever
it is
probably was
yeah
he's always
inside saucer
yeah
you know he's got
a few movies
that haven't been
made
Killer Crow
was one about
African American
soldiers in World War 2
which he's probably
not going to make
Kill Bill 3
he's probably not
going to make
he's been talking
about it for a while.
Well, everybody's hearts got exploded.
Yeah, well, that's right.
By that, so who's...
Well, the story was, do you remember, she goes into the woman's house, I think it's
at the start of the second one, and her name's Vicka A. Fox, is that her name?
Vivica A. Fox, yeah, yeah.
Vivica A. Fox, yeah.
I'm not doing well this week, am I?
Not at all.
You're not good with words or names.
It's all right, this isn't an audio medium, so words or names. It's alright, this isn't an audio medium
so it's fine.
It's fine,
it doesn't matter.
She kills,
she kills her,
whose name I'm not going to say,
but her daughter's there.
Oh, revenge.
And she's like,
come and see me in 20 years.
Double revenge.
Yeah, double revenge.
So that's probably,
I mean,
so you could still do it in,
when did that come out?
2003?
Yeah.
Why not?
Yeah, so, you know.
So are these,
these other Quentin Tarantino
projects, has he written the scripts for these? I'm not, I don't think so. I think Killer Crow why not so these other Quentin Tarantino projects
has he written
the scripts for these
I don't think so
I think Killer Crow
probably got a bit
far along
but the Hateful Eight
is going to become
a book
he's like
I want to publish
this as a book
and he's like
I've got ten other
ideas in my head
my giant head
because I have a
giant light bulb head
and he's going to
move on
interesting
yeah
they may want to
proofread that book
though
before it goes out
suppose
isn't Inglourious Bastards called Inglglourious Basterds with those spelling mistakes,
because that's...
Oh, because he made that spelling mistake?
Yeah, he made two spelling mistakes in two words.
Really?
In the...
I did not know that.
Apparently.
Apparently spelling's atrocious.
That's all right.
My spelling's not great.
How's yours?
It's great.
It's the best spelling in this room.
Tell you what.
I believe that.
Another one was the Vega Brothers film he's been talking about making.
You know, because John Travolta and Michael Madsen, they're brothers.
One's in Pulp Fiction, one's in Reservoir Dogs.
Both killed.
But there's going to be a prequel movie where they hang out.
But they're both far too old.
They really are.
I think I've established this before.
I hate John Travolta.
You do hate him, yes.
Because he's had too many chances.
I think I've said this before.
I'm going to say it again.
Big star in the 70s with Grease and Saturday Night Fever.
Then he pissed it away for years.
Uh-huh.
Doing Look Who's Talking Now and whatever.
Quentin Tarantino's like, you're a great guy.
Remember when you were cool, Travolta?
Let's make you cool again.
And yeah, Pulp Fiction.
And he's amazing in Pulp Fiction because I do think he's a good actor.
Uh-huh.
Then he's just pissed it away again.
Get Shorty's pretty
good.
Yep.
Be Cool I have not
seen but looks like
the worst fucking
movie ever made.
Every Travolta movie
is pretty much
garbage.
Old dogs, wild
hogs, just a
string of
Wild dogs?
That one where
he's attacked by
wild dogs?
Just a string of
crap and he doesn't
deserve another chance.
That's true.
Yeah. I think true. Yeah.
I think you're right.
Also,
I feel it's
Wolverine
X-Men Origins Syndrome
where
the adventures
that the Vega brothers had
prior to Reservoir Dogs
and Pulp Fiction,
whatever you imagine
is probably better
than what
would come out on screen.
Absolutely.
I'm sure,
I enjoyed
Quentin Tarantino films
very much
but just imagining them having crazy crime-based adventures
back in the day.
Yeah.
Whatever comes on screen, you'd be like,
oh yeah, it's fine, I guess.
And it's like Machete as well.
I haven't seen those, but I'd imagine...
I think those trailers are more amusing
than the actual movies, I'd imagine.
I'd say so, yeah.
I mean, because I see the trailers,
I'm like, that looks... that's fun.
But I'm like, I don't want to sit through a movie of that.
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
I just want to quickly, before we move on, Mason.
Yes.
Thank everyone for the iTunes rankings.
I've got a new goal.
Do you know what my goal is?
What is that?
I want to be really good at shooting.
Crossfit.
Crossfit, that's right.
Maybe moving a big tire.
Yep.
Getting on a rope and climbing a rope.
Tough mudder.
Yeah.
All those things.
What is your actual goal?
My actual goal is I want to get up the top of iTunes in the, like, what is it?
The featured.
I want to be featured, Mason.
In the most egotistical section.
Exactly.
That's what you're shooting for, mate.
You're going to get there.
I'll tell you what.
Because I have zero goals in life.
Great.
Just drift.
Just drift through
Do whatever
Nothing matters
Just go to a town
Fight some crime
Exactly
Move on
Use your judo
So I want this
I want this to be the goal
I want to get this
Because I need something
To work towards
Otherwise
There's no point
To anything for me
Fantastic
I'll just die alone
I mean I'll die alone anyway
But I'll die alone
Once being featured on iTunes
Are you with me? Yes I mean, I'll die alone anyway, but I'll die alone once being featured on iTunes.
Are you with me?
Yes.
Listeners, I feel that I should support him in this endeavour because otherwise something bad might happen.
It's lucky he can't hear this because it's in my low voice.
Yes, James.
I'm on board.
Let's do this, mate.
Here we go.
Do whatever that thing you said was.
We've got so many good stars and reviews that have went about.
I just, and I really appreciate it.
I want to keep that going, hopefully.
Selfish, yes.
I know stars and reviews and anything don't matter because we get amazing downloads anyway.
We get amazing correspondence.
This is completely irrelevant whether we get this or not
because the show's going really well.
That being said, it's something I've decided I want for no reason.
Great.
And I'll probably change my mind next week.
So, yeah.
So, next week you'll be like,
I don't want the limelight.
I don't want any of this.
I'm going to sit in a room with a paper bag in my head that says,
I don't have a podcast on iTunes anymore.
And then people can hit me with Transformers toys or whatever.
I'm a whore.
Whatever's happening there.
So, yeah.
Review or don't, I guess my point is.
I'm already kind of lukewarm on it already.
Now that I've calmed down.
My mind is broken.
Evidently, yes.
Well, look, in the spirit of things moving into development hell, like the Hateful Eight,
like the Vega Brothers film, like the Vengaboys, like all those things.
Oh, the Veng Boys films, sure.
I thought we could talk about some films that have been stuck in development hell.
Oh, okay.
For years.
Yes.
There's a long list, Mason.
I've picked a few notable ones.
Some comic book movie, some not.
Some regular movie.
Some regular movie.
I don't know if I'm qualified to talk about regular movie, but all right.
I'm going to start with probably most Probably one of the most famous ones
Can you guess what it is?
No
Ghostbusters 3
Oh
I can't believe you of all people
The biggest Ghostbusters 2 fan
It's not true
It's not true
Ghostbusters 2 is good
I don't care what anyone says
It's good
That's a good movie
Yeah
You're a dickhead if you don't like it, Mason.
Okay, fine. Do you like it? No, I do.
It's good. You're a... Oh, yeah. Good.
Scaleri Brothers. You know?
Absolutely. Yeah, I remember things from it.
Now, there was an unofficial... I mean, they did really
kind of attempt to...
We needed, you know, we need a giant thing at the end.
Yeah. So, let's make the Skate 2 of Liberty
movie. I mean, that's fun. With a Nintendo
controller. Oh, yeah.
Sign of the times.
There you go.
There was a Ghostbusters 3 kind of unofficially.
That Ghostbusters video game.
That's true, yeah.
Did you ever play that game?
No.
Was it good?
Apparently it was good for like a Ghostbusters-ish game.
Great.
And it was kind of a third-person shooter kind of thing.
I never played it.
And I won't now because it's got past that point.
If a game's older than three months old, I'll never play it.
Nice.
Never go back.
That's my rule. Exactly. Never go back. That's my rule.
Exactly.
Never go back.
All the voice cast back.
Bill Murray and all.
Oh.
And you play as a new Ghostbuster.
And I think that guy doesn't talk and everyone just talks around him.
Chad Buster.
Chad Buster.
All my fake characters are called Chad.
Yeah, I know, right?
Or Jake.
Or Jake.
Jake Chisel.
So the Ghostbuster video game, that was sort of the unofficial third movie.
But there's been a movie trying to get off the ground
since the early 90s, since Ghostbusters 2 came out.
And it's a case of people ultimately wanting to be in the movie
but then not be in the movie.
Then they're out all of a sudden inexplicably
and then the script isn't ready.
But then it is ready and then people read the script
and then they're on board
and then somebody's out because of the script again for some reason.
Yeah, you're exactly right.
That's how this whole thing reads.
I've very briefly written the process.
Great.
It's not that interesting.
Okay.
Folks get ready to make a mind map.
So basically Dan Aykroyd wrote a script in the 90s
where they're transported to an alternative version of Manhattan
called Manhattan.
Hell.
Oh, I get it.
I get it now.
And they meet the devil
and it features
younger actors
and with older actors
in the background
and Venkman is gone
until a cameo at the end.
Okay.
Now, this was reviewed
on one website.
I can't remember which one.
Might have been IGN
or Ain't It Cool
or comicbookmovie.com.
That's one of the best ones.
Yes, it is.
And apparently all...
The official website
of this podcast.
Apparently, though, all the characters are in it.
The younger characters are completely interchangeable.
And the only thing that's interesting is the Bill Murray kind of cameo at the end.
Okay.
So there you go.
In 2004, we're going to skip ahead a bit.
Okay.
Murray said he was still not interested in it and he despised sequels
despite being in Garfield 2
A Tale of Two Kitties
Right, precisely
Although it's possible they just
they just got his performance
from Garfield 2 by taking audio snippets
from all his other films and putting them together
You're right, that's exactly it
Again, they're talking about younger actors involved
That's why he's always talking about Steve Zissou
he is isn't he
yeah
so younger actors
again
one of the names
rumoured was
Ben Stiller
but it's got to a
point now where
Ben Stiller
is not younger
as this movie
has been going
for that long
Ben Stiller
has aged
horribly
he's alright
good on him
Walter Mitty
but then he was
in that film
what was it
The Crew
or something
The Crew
wasn't he in that
what's The Crew it was like Richard it was Joni Joni Hill was in it oh The Watch was it? The Crew? Or something? The Crew. Wasn't he in that? What's The Crew?
It was like a...
Richard...
It was...
Joni...
Joni Hill was in it?
Oh, The Watch.
The Watch.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
That's very Ghostbusters.
Yeah.
That's not as bad as people say.
It's not brilliant.
It's fine.
Okay.
People are like,
It's the worst comedy!
It's the worst comedy!
Incorrect.
Wild Dogs is.
That's right.
Where John Travolta's attacked by wild dogs.
No, Old Dogs is worse than Wild Dogs.
Oh, wait.
That's your made-up one, isn't it?
That's my made-up one.
Okay, cool.
But I think it's a testament to the quality of the films he picks
that I could make up a film
where John Travolta is just attacked by wild dogs for two hours
and you'd believe it.
That's it.
Maui also said in 2010 that he'll only do it...
Wait, what happened to that intervening six years?
It's just a bunch of crap.
All that stuff you said at the start about this,
that's what happened.
He'll only do it if his character was killed off in the first reel.
Yep.
But he also teased.
He was kind of teasing.
He was back and forth with the yes and no.
And he actually accepted an award for Zombieland in the Ghostbusters outfit.
Oh, right.
Okay.
And then he's like, oh, no, this is just unrelated.
I just didn't have anything clean to wear.
Uh-huh.
So people came out, people were like,
oh my God,
it's happening.
Then he's like,
nah,
calm down.
Was that an MTV award?
Something like that,
yeah.
Might have been,
yeah,
or some European thing.
Some weird European thing.
Ugh,
don't give a that.
Dan,
I quite mentioned the name
Matthew Gray Goobler.
Yeah,
from Criminal Minds.
As being involved in it.
He's like,
I want that guy
Interesting
What do you want
That guy
You know what I hate
About that guy
What's that
It's not from his
Smug skeletal face
Yes
I don't watch that show
I've heard it's okay
But he's like
He's the nerd guy in it
The very handsome
Nerd guy
He's so handsome
You know
I mean
Is he
But is he a guy
Who we'd be like
You get a young actor
You get someone up and coming
Do you go for
Matthew Gray Goobler
Gubbler
No I don't think you do
No
I think you go for
Who's left
I don't even know anymore
Well there's
John Hodgman
Was also hinted at
But John Hodgman
Came and said that
That was a joke
He's one of those
Young fresh faces
Yes I love John Hodgman
That would be great
Yeah
In 2012
Skip forward two years
If you will Mason
Come with me on this journey
I'm ready.
Ackroyd said that Murray would not return
and they need his permission to recast him
or use him as a CGI ghost,
aka Return of the Jedi,
aka young Anakin Skywalker.
Great.
Who are the ghosts in Ghostbusters?
Well, yeah.
Because some of them are...
What's Slimer?
Some of them are dead people,
but some of them are horrific hell dimensions of Slimers.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a bit vague, isn't it?
It is a bit vague.
Apparently the original script for Ghostbusters was a lot weirder.
Yeah.
Like, it was much more sort of horror themed.
Yeah.
It was more like lots of parallel universes and, you know, like the scene at the end with
the pyramid on top of the building
and the parallel dimension, it was all kind of that.
Yeah, okay, the whole way through.
There's a lot of travelling through parallel dimensions.
That would have spun people out of their knees.
Yeah, a lot of crystal skulls filled with vodka.
Num, num, num.
That sounds like Howard the Duck, the movie.
A lot of parallel dimensions in that.
Or maybe just one or two egg-shaped earths.
Oh, right, yes.
Continue.
Sorry.
Now, Reitman's saying who's probably going to be directing it.
You know Reitman.
He's fantastic.
He's genius.
Yeah.
Could be a remake now.
And it just goes on and on.
And it's left open for Murray to change his mind if he wants to.
Has it got to the point?
Let's do a rating system for this.
Uh-huh.
Fuck off.
Completely fuck off. Or, yeah, let's see this. Yeah, let's see this. Yeah, this fuck off completely fuck off or
yeah let's see this
yeah let's see this
yeah you're still keen
yep
alright
still keen
yeah
yeah I
you know what
Ghostbusters is still there
yeah
that was a good film
remake reboot who cares
okay
first one still holds up
so
it does
and the second one
your favourite one
yep
wait no
Deadpool yep okay this has been going on for a while how long has that been in development It does. And the second one, your favourite one. Yep. Wait, no!
Deadpool.
Yep, okay.
This has been going on for a while. How long has that been in development?
Pretty much since before Wolverine Origins or around that time.
Since Blade 3.
Since Ryan Reynolds appeared.
You might be right.
You're right, actually, yeah.
As an action star, you can say a joke while swinging a sword.
People have been like, oh, it's Deadpool.
But you notice they've never really kind of done that well, though.
He can do it,
but they've never kind of utilised it really well.
That's true.
That idea was pretty much killed
in Wolverine Origins, or initially.
They were still talking about it,
but then that really kind of,
that was the big thing
that put the brakes on that.
Right, yeah.
Ryan Reynolds is still attached.
A VFX artist, Tim Miller,
was hired to direct it in 2013.
That was after the whole back and forth for years.
And are they going to make it?
Blah, blah, blah.
And whatever.
I don't know any of his work.
I think it was going to be his debut.
Okay.
His debut.
His Metallo.
His Metallo, yes.
Now, originally it was going to be PG-13.
No, bad sign.
Possibly changed to R.
But you know what I think they should do?
Yes.
If they do do it.
Do what they do with Wolverine Origin.
Not Wolverine Origin, that's the worst.
The Wolverine?
The Wolverine Origin.
The Wolverine.
Yeah, where...
What is it?
You do your PG-13 cut,
and then you R-rate it when you release it on DVD.
Yeah, okay.
That's how you make your money,
and that's how you make everybody happy.
Because otherwise, if you release an...
Generally, R-rated comic book movies don't do well.
Because you can't get everybody.
Because you can't get the kids.
You can't get the action figures.
Can't get the lunchboxes.
Can't.
Yeah.
Now, apparently, there's going to be a lot of him breaking the fourth wall,
you know, as Deadpool often does in the comics.
That might get annoying after a while.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, both Ryan Reynolds and the new director said in October 2013 in the comics. That might get annoying after a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Now both Ryan Reynolds and the new director
said in October 2013
that it was close
to being greenlit
and that's the last thing
we've really heard.
Do you think it'll happen?
Well, Fox are building
the X-Men universe
and in addition to that
the X-Force movie
is moving forward.
Uh-huh.
Jeff Wadlow will write.
He did Kick-Ass 2
and I think Never Back Down
or one of those movies that's like that. Oh will write. He did Kick-Ass 2 and I think Never Back Down or one of those movies
that's like that.
He'll possibly direct and Cable will
appear in the X-Force one as well. So we might
see X-Force before we see
the other one.
I'm still on board.
Still on board? Yes. Alright. That's two for two.
That is two for two. We're doing really well. Do you like Deadpool?
In small doses
sure.
Yeah.
I think if you
get you know
50 issues of
his comic and
you read them
back for back
it's a little
much.
Yeah.
It's a little
too self-referential.
Yeah.
I've heard the
game is not
good.
It's a Deadpool
game.
The same guys
who did the
Transformers
War for
Cybertron
games.
Right.
Apparently the
character is
really good and
well done in it.
He's all aware
that he's in a
video game or
whatever but it's
just a very kind of bland, generic...
I've heard that also, yeah.
But if you're not on board with having, you know,
fun with the conventions of a video game...
I'm not.
Oh, well then you won't enjoy it.
So there we go.
Hellboy 3.
This one's been back and forth for years.
It was delayed initially for a number of reasons.
One of them was because Gilmero Del Toro
was doing The Hobbit.
I would have liked to see his version of The Hobbit.
Have you been watching the new Hobbit movies?
I haven't seen either of them yet.
You know.
See, on one hand
I think
it's good that they've got The Lord of the Rings and
The Hobbit. Same director.
Same universe.
It's a continuous style.
It's kept the same.
But yeah, maybe you're right.
It would be a little bit crazy.
Also, it's a different era.
It is a different era, exactly.
And it also seems to me...
First of all, it's obviously been stretched out into three films
when it didn't need to be.
There's a whole lot of excess kind of stuff.
I haven't read The Hobbit.
Purposely, I remember not reading it
because I wanted to see the cinematic interpretation
the same thing for
Lord of the Rings, I started reading it and I'm like
this is really painful
there's too much singing, there's way too much singing
there's too much walking and singing
I enjoy the movies more than I did
what I read of the book, but The Hobbit just goes
forever
and it's also, ever since
Return of the King especially the end,, ever since Return of the King,
especially the end,
you know the Return of the King,
it ends,
it ends in that ending.
It ends in that ending.
Which apparently the book does as well.
Like half of,
well not half,
but a big chunk of that book
is just,
what happened afterwards
and Sam went back to the Shire
and then,
blah,
and there was a battle.
He started up a small business.
Business went bust.
His wife left him. Exactly. But then he started another small business. He got a. His wife left him.
Exactly.
But then he started another small business.
He got a small business loan.
And then...
I don't know.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
That's what I think about The Hobbit.
And, no, sorry.
So, basically, Peter Jackson has been given free reign.
Uh-huh.
Which is why King Kong is what it is.
Right.
Which is why The Hobbit and The Hobbit Part 2 go forever.
They've just said,
hey, do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want, yeah.
Because they make money regardless.
Now, Ron Perlman has said
he'd love to do it,
but it says it's very
physically demanding on him
because he's 60 plus now,
isn't he?
Yeah, he is, yeah.
And so it's pretty taxing
for him to wear those prosthetics
and jump around,
jump around,
get up, get up, get down.
Jump, jump.
I get it.
That's good.
And it's just got... Look look i think it's one of those
things i would love to see it i don't think it's going to happen yeah i think you they cost a lot
of money but most people don't know who he is unfortunately that's true but they're such good
movies yeah i really enjoy them maybe they could do a bprd movie what's that the bureau of paranormal
research okay yeah and they can have you know a lot of sort of side characters from Hellboy.
Yeah.
And then Hellboy in like more of a cameo role.
Yep, sure.
And then he wouldn't have to wear the prosthetics for 12 hours a day or whatever.
Fair point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And those paranormal investigation movies work really well.
R.I.P.D.
Oh no, you're right!
What was I thinking?
No, no, that could totally work.
I'm doing it from the start.
That could totally work. Because it's such a great, it's right. What was I thinking? No, no, that could totally work. I'm doing it from the start. That could totally work
because it's such a great,
it's such an interesting world
that he's made and whatever, whatever.
I mean, I didn't love Pacific Rim.
I would have much preferred
to see another Hellboy.
Hellboy, right, yeah.
And Pacific Rim's fine, whatever.
Like it or don't.
It is exactly what it is
and for that,
it succeeds in that way
but that's not really something
that I'm that wrapped in.
Good on it, whatever.
But Gilmero has also said
that it might
take a comic form
but
oh you mean
like the Hellboy comics
like the Hellboy comics
but Mike Mignola
who the Hellboy
creator or whatever
he's vetoed that
he's like no
not happening
so
there you go
what do you think
see it or
I want to see it
yeah me too
three for three
I'm going to say
out of these three
I want to see just really Hellboy I could. Three for three. I'm going to say out of these three, I want to see Just Really
Hellboy. I could take or leave the other ones.
No, that's fair. Yeah.
Masters... We've all got different
preferences of things. We sure do, Mason. That's what makes the
world an amazing place. Australian Day.
Australian Day. Whatever day that is.
It is the 26th.
Yes! I'm such an idiot. You really...
Oh, God. You know why?
Because I absorb myself in all this comic book nonsense now.
I used to do other things.
I used to watch the news.
I have no idea what's happening in the world now.
Ask me what's happening in the world.
What's happening in the world, James?
Dunno.
Wow.
You really don't have any knowledge of the outside world.
You've proven it just then.
Masters of the Universe.
Okay, I had no idea about that one.
Yeah, yeah. Well, He-Man, Masters of the Universe, whatever had no idea about that one yeah yeah
well He-Man
Masters of the Universe
whatever you want
to call it
now there was
originally going to
be a sequel
to the 1987
original
and those
we've talked about
this before
the sets from
that movie
and the
Spider-Man movie
which they were
going to make
went into
Cyborg
there you go
yeah
I think we spoke
about that before
things kind of
sat on the shelf
for a while
He-Man came back in the early 2000s in a new cartoon.
Remember when we sat down and watched the entire first season of He-Man?
Yes.
The cartoon.
From the 80s, sure, yeah.
Pretty, uh...
It's pretty rough.
It's really, uh...
It's a really, uh...
You're not watching it to enjoy it.
No.
You're enduring it.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty amusing, but I think at some point it broke our brains.
When... Many years prior to this... Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's pretty amusing, but I think at some point it broke our brains.
Many years prior to this, we were going to do a podcast,
like right at the advent of podcasting.
But we didn't really understand how any of it worked.
No, and we still don't. And we still don't, as evidenced by the wildly fluctuating audio quality
and wildly fluctuating content quality.
But we were going to do a podcast called Never Look Back.
That's right, we were.
And we were going to go through various pop culture things
and just inevitably come to the conclusion of never go back to that.
But then, of course, the angry video game nerd and the nostalgia chick
and all that have done it.
All that happened, that's exactly right.
I had a thought about it.
I noticed you didn't say nostalgia critic then.
You said nostalgia chick.
Some people do it better.
Anyway, no, because I had this thought. I wish you didn't say Nostalgia Critic then. You said Nostalgia Chick. Some people do it better. Anyway.
No, because I had this thought.
Do you want to hear an odd thought?
Do I ever.
Because in the Transformers cartoon, it's slightly different from the movies.
Like when the Transformers live on Cybertron and they transform from like a robot to like a space shuttle or like a hover car.
Some sort of spacey kind of futuristic thing.
Yep. to like a space shuttle or like a hover car, some sort of spacey kind of futuristic thing. Yeah.
And then they're all on this spaceship and it crash lands on Earth
and they're all knocked offline.
And while they're under, while they're unconscious,
the ship's computer,
in order to help them blend in to like Earth society,
rebuilds them all.
So they transform from robots to like cars or trucks
or jet planes or whatever.
Which is fun when you're a kid
and you're like, oh, this is a robot.
It transforms into a car, a plane. This is fun when you're a kid and you're like, oh, this is a robot, it transforms into a car,
a plane, this is the best, right?
But when you think about it, they're all like,
every Transformer is like a sentient artificial intelligence.
Yes.
And that chip's computer didn't really ask him.
Didn't really ask him if that's something they would like to do.
Just did it.
It would be, it's a bit like, in in fact it's exactly like if you went on vacation
and you got on a cruise ship
right
and you're having fun
you're out there
playing shuffleboard
on the Lido
I'm having a mojito
yeah I don't know
what any of those terms mean
but yes
and then
like the ship
hit an iceberg
and it sank
and then
you woke up in a hospital
and the ship's captain
was there
and he was like
hey
listen while you were out, here's the thing.
I thought it might be better if we perform gender reassignment surgery on you.
And you're like, what?
And he's like, yeah, because Earth's population is 51% women.
So I thought it'd help you blend in better.
And you're like, no.
And he's like, I'm the captain.
And you're like, well, fair enough. You got captain and you're like well fair enough you got me yeah that's very true yeah yeah i mean it's it's a bit silly and it not what which your scenario the whole thing the whole thing yes
the whole thing's a bit silly mate you're absolutely right so don't go back that's my
don't go back maybe we should do with that maybe we'll start that podcast well we had another idea
for a podcast which was called James and Mason Hate Everything.
That's right.
But I don't hate everything anymore.
No.
I just hate most things.
You're right.
Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
Well, maybe we'll do like a spinoff podcast at some point.
Maybe not.
Maybe like a monthly thing or something.
Do you really want to invest that time?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
All right, let's do it.
We're not actually going to do it.
We're never going to do it.
But nobody can steal
that idea
because that's ours
from 2004
we've mailed it to ourselves
Shia LaBeouf style
yeah
I would like to do that though
yeah
but I don't want to
watch all Transformers
put a pin in that
no absolutely
don't do it
so basically
John Woo was rumoured
to be developing it
in 2007
this is Master of the Universe
by the way
we're back
it was never greenlit
the right John Woo interesting yeah John It was never greenlit. The right scene.
John Woo, interesting.
Yeah.
John Woo was a director at one point that people were interested in.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
No, but I mean, he was more...
When I think John Woo, I think...
You think Doves.
I think Doves.
I think Mission Impossible 2, certainly.
But I think very grounded and earthy.
But maybe...
Did he do more kind of fantasy stuff?
No.
Like back in Hong Kong cinema?
No.
No, he mostly did crime kind of... Yeah, all kind of stuff....shootout-y kind of fantasy stuff like back in Hong Kong cinema no no he mostly did like crime
kind of
shoot out kind of things
interesting
okay
make of that what you will Mason
the rights
the rights have been
reverted back to Mattel
then John
Mattalo
they reverted back to
Mattalo
yeah
the super villain
the super villain
John M Chu
the director
he's done some of the
step up films
G.I. Joe Retaliation, and both of the Justin Bieber films.
All my favourites, sure.
All your favourites.
He's set to direct now.
Well, was set to direct.
That was an ongoing kind of thing.
He's not the worst filmmaker.
Well, you did say Step Up.
I did.
I mean, G.I. Joe's not good, is it?
No.
I mean, but it is what it is.
Do you really want to watch a Masters of the Universe film that is what it is?
No.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, to be honest, I don't really want to watch a Masters of the...
There's one from the 80s and it's great, sort of.
Yeah, that's true, yeah.
Yeah, anyway.
He dropped out.
New screenwriter was on board called Terry Rossio.
Now, he wrote, get ready for this,
All the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
Great.
They're all your favourites, though, aren't they?
Correct.
You couldn't pick one.
The Lone Ranger.
Okay.
Deja Vu.
Which one's that again?
Oh, with the Denzel Washington.
Denzel Washington, where he's in time,
or he's not in time.
Or he's clairvoyant, or somebody's clairvoyant,
or it's time travel.
Yeah.
Space, I don't know.
That movie's not good.
No.
National Treasure. Just the first one. And movie's not good. No. National Treasure.
Just the first one.
And National Treasure Book of Secrets.
Thank you.
Godzilla 1998.
Ugh.
Ants with a Z.
Ugh.
Ants.
Ants.
And this one I actually love, Treasure Planet.
Because I think I've said this before, I love Treasure Planet.
Treasure Planet's a good movie.
Alright, but I mean, that's one hit out of however many you said.
I liked the first Pirates film.
Yeah, the first one's alright.
And National Treasure had somebody stealing the Declaration of Independence.
It did.
And it's one of Nicolas Cage's best wigs, also.
That's probably true, yeah.
And it does feature an extended scene in like an Urban Outfitters or something like that.
What?
Where they have to change, like,
oh, we've got to get out of here, we've got to change our outfits.
So they go into Urban Outfitters, they're like Gap or something. And they're like, look at all these prices! Yeah, they have to change. Like, oh, we've got to get out of here. We've got to change our outfits. So they go into Urban Outfitters. It's all a gap or something.
And they're like, look at all these prices.
Yeah, they're great.
So there's no director at the moment, even though he's writing it.
But there are some rumoured directors.
Joe Cornish.
He did Attack the Block.
Okay, yep.
Rian Johnson.
Rian Johnson.
Bryan Adams.
Yep.
The guy who did your favourite movie, Looper.
No.
Incorrect.
Andy Muschietti?
Muschietti?
He did Mama?
What?
Mama?
It's a horror movie.
Came out this year.
Last year.
The musical.
Yeah, Mama Mia.
Yeah.
The horror is Pierce Brosnan singing.
And the guys who made The Croods, there are a duo of directors,
and the guys who did 21 Jump Street,
who were also a duo of directors.
Those are the names that have been floated.
Are you interested in Master of the Universe?
Can they do it without Chris Hemsworth?
Because there's nobody else who kind of fits it.
That's a really good point, actually.
Who's high profile enough.
They can get back Woody Allen,
because he was in Ants.
You sure?
They'll have that link.
He could be Orko.
Yeah.
No.
I don't want to say it.
Fair enough.
There's too many misses there. Yeah. Yeah. The problem with the... They're too Disney-fko. Yeah. No. I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. Fair enough. Alright. There's too many misses there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The problem with the...
They're too Disney-fied.
Yeah.
I want it to be a little bit weird.
Yeah.
Well, you've got to set the whole thing in Eternia, though, as well, which I'm assuming
costs a lot of money.
They're just filming in the desert.
You remember in that He-Man TV series, though, there's like eight people in that world.
Right, right.
You only ever see the same eight people.
That's true.
You don't even see big crowd shots. It's just like, yeah, we rule eight people. That's true. You don't even see big crowd shots.
It's just like, yeah, we rule this kingdom.
That's true.
But you never see anybody.
It's just He-Man and his dad.
Well, nine people if you count Adam and He-Man.
Right.
People assume they're two different people.
Yeah.
But it's the most barren, just bland.
There's maybe like a twisted tree every now and then.
That's true, yeah.
And that's it.
Yeah.
Although there is an episode where He-Man goes to visit the then. That's true, yeah. And that's it. And it's just... Although there is an episode where a He-Man goes to visit the Navy.
That's right.
And it's all, like, mustachioed men in belly shirts.
Yeah.
Like, all identical men.
That's it, yeah.
It's bizarre.
That was really great.
But that's the 80s.
Very tight outfits.
Yes.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Get rid of it.
Not on board.
Not on board.
Next one is Sandman.
Okay. Now, this is... Can you... Before we start board. Not on board. Next one is Sandman. Okay.
Before we start this, I've gone to read up on Sandman.
I've never read any Sandman.
I'm just looking.
I'm like, even looking at the Wikipedia page, I'm like, I don't even know where to start with this.
Can you give me a rough kind of breakdown of what's going on there?
Well, there's a group of beings called the Endless.
Yep.
And they've got like
they sort of represent
aspects of the universe
they're not gods so much
but they're sort of
they're sort of omnipotent
okay
but so there's like
there's like Death
yeah
who's like a
like a cute gothy girl
ooh
and there's like
Dream
who's Morpheus
who is the Sandman
of the title
okay
and he represents dreams.
Right.
And he's in sort of those crazy adventures.
Is he immortal and such?
Yes.
So he's lived multiple millennia and...
Oh, for ages.
He's endless, mate.
He's endless.
And he spends most of his time on Earth?
Or a lot of it?
No, just sort of in between.
Again, it's all quite vague.
What's his deal?
Does he help? Does he hinder? Does his favourite band hinder? Yeah, it's all quite vague. What's his deal? Does he help?
Does he hinder?
Sometimes.
Does his favourite band hinder?
Yeah, his favourite band hinder.
Well, see, I got to Sandman really, really late.
I was a fan of superhero comic books,
the DC superhero comic books.
Yeah.
And then many years later,
I went back to Sandman.
And during the sort of the 80s and 90s
the Vertigo universe
and the DC universe
crossed over a lot
and so I
in reading Sandman
I would
I would see
the events
you'd see the events
from the other side
like
there's a
there's a
Sandman plotline
where Lucifer
gives up the keys to hell
because he doesn't want to
deal with it anymore
so he gives them to
Morpheus
and all these people
all these beings from throughout the universe
come to the Sandman
to sort of bid
for the keys to hell
because everybody wants hell for a variety of reasons
and Odin, the DC Universe version of Odin
arrives with
he offers him a gift
and in the gift it's like this tiny little
pocket universe in a crystal globe, and it's got all these little superheroes floating
around in it.
Yeah.
It's, what is it, Valhalla?
Oh, okay.
It's kind of the, but on the other side, when I was a kid, there was a storyline called
The Last Days of the Justice Society, where the Justice Society saved the world from going into Valhalla by going to this pocket dimension and giving up their lives.
And that's where they ended up.
Oh, okay.
I never twigged.
They just disappeared out of the DC Universe for decades.
That's amazing.
I know, right?
Pretty good.
And there's a lot of crossover.
The Vertigo Sandman, they retconned it so he would appear
in the dreams of the 1930s Sandman, sort of the masked crime fighter Sandman.
Oh, okay.
And they sort of crossed over and had adventures sort of thing, yeah.
Has it ever crossed over to the Sandman from the Spider-Man universe?
Never.
Oh, that's Sandman.
You goose.
I know.
Well, that's cool.
That sounds really good.
You should get into it.
Check it out. It's a bit metaphysical. You should get into it. Check it out.
It's a bit metaphysical, but have fun with it.
Metaphysical.
Is that a new word?
No.
Okay.
It's been around for a while.
But it's been on the cards since the mid-90s, this movie.
Okay.
Around that.
I think that's probably a bad sign.
Yeah, I know.
Well, the original version...
Although Watchmen came out alright.
That's true.
Now, it merges the stories, apparently,
the Preludes and the Nocturnes and the Dollhouse,
which are apparently
big Sandman stories.
Yep.
You're probably more familiar
with them than I am
in the sense that
I've never heard of those things.
Right.
The director was Roger Avery.
He was fired
because of direct disagreements
between him and John Peters.
Oh,
the famous
Batman,
Batman 1989's John Peters.
Superman Lives John Peters.
I wanted to see
Superman Fight a Giant Spider.
But apparently
the version after several rewrites
under John Peters and Warner Brothers
and whatever. A draft
by William Farmer was reviewed by
Ain't It Cool News and it was met with
scorn. That's all they have though, Ain't It Cool News.
They either have scorn or incredible enthusiasm.
Yeah, that's true.
Gassman, who I'm assuming is the creator.
Gassman?
Gaiman.
Gaiman.
It says G-A-S-M-A-M.
That's incorrect.
My thing has autocorrected on me, hasn't it?
Gassman?
It is, it's Gaiman.
What the hell am I doing?
You're an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
He called the screenplay
not only the worst Sandman script I've ever seen but easily the worst script I've ever read. Wow.
That Gazman. He's brutal. He's very harsh, isn't he? Yeah. In 2007, there was a Comic
Con panel where he said he'd rather see no Sandman movie than a bad Sandman movie, but
announced late last year, it was announced that David Escoia of the Christopher Nolan
Batman movies and Man of Steel will produce the adaptation with Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
who will also possibly star and direct.
Oh.
So this movie is very much moving ahead.
I'm on board.
At this point.
Has been development hell, though.
For now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes or no?
Yes.
I'm going to say yes.
Yeah, I really want to say this.
It sounds really interesting.
Yeah.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a very exciting, up-and-coming young director.
A real shine in the booth.
He is.
I think he's like 32, so he's not like...
That's a young director, isn't it?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, good for him.
Lobo.
Next one, Lobo.
All right.
Space Lobo.
Now, in 2009, Warner Brothers announced that Guy Ritchie would direct this film.
All right.
2009, Warner Brothers announced that Guy Ritchie would direct this film.
All right.
So his version was, or this version was,
he lands on Earth in search of four fugitives who are very dangerous and such,
and he teams up with a small-town teenage girl.
All right.
It sounds to me very similar to Suburban Commando. Commando, yep.
Now, in 2010, he left the project to do the Sherlock Holmes sequel,
which I think we spoke about last week,
and we decided it was the best sequel ever made.
Is that right?
I don't think we agreed on that at all.
No, you said that.
I did not.
No.
Stop putting words in my mouth.
I'm in 2000...
Listeners, go back.
Prove it wrong.
Go to audiblepodcast.com.
Whatever it is.
Planet?
There we go.
Yeah, sure.
In 2012, Brad Payton
P-A-Y-T-O-N
Payton
said that he was
going to write and direct
now he's directed
Journey to the Center
of the Earth 2
or Journey to the
Mysterious Island 2
or whatever
and Cats and Dogs 2
Revenge of Kitty Galore
so he's done those movies
and they said
he was going to direct
great
I haven't seen those movies so I can't was going he's going to direct. Great.
I haven't seen those movies so I can't comment.
But
That can't be good.
No it can't be.
It sounds like they're going
for kind of a kid friendly
kind of guy.
Dwayne Johnson
announced on Twitter
that he was in Talks.
Perfect casting.
But I think I've said this before.
I don't think Warner Brothers
will use
Dwayne Johnson for Lobo.
They'll put him
in a bigger DC character role
because he's a bigger actor.
Yeah, yeah. You can't do a kid's version of Lobo.
No.
He punches people's heads off, like right off.
I mean, it doesn't say that it's a kid's version. It's just if you get that director
and, you know, your original stories, he's talking about teaming up with a teenage girl.
That's going to be like Race to Witch Mountain kind of scenario.
Yeah, unless she's like a teenage girl that starts fires and, you know, kills insects or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
If she's a child who's unbalanced, like Ellen Page in Super or something like that, then that would work.
But, I don't know.
Like, sometimes you see these kiddie film directors and they're put on a project like this and
they'll have to wonder, do they want to get like their ultra violence out maybe?
Okay.
Yeah.
And then go back to kid films?
Yeah.
Or do they only know how to do things one way?
Yeah.
And that is kiddie film way.
It's a good question.
Well, Robert Rodriguez can kind of jump back and forth.
That's true.
So he's one guy who can,
you know,
can kind of go between
those two worlds.
But, um, I don't know.
That being said,
Robert Rodriguez's kids' films
aren't very good.
Yeah, so there you go.
I think his first Spy Kids
is alright.
Then one's called
Spy Kids 3D with Stallone.
Okay, yep.
And he also did
Sharkboy and Lava Girl.
Right.
Which was based off an idea
these children came up with.
You shouldn't base your ideas on anything children ever say.
No.
What about Axe Cop?
Yeah, I've heard that's really good.
I've heard that's good, yeah.
I haven't seen it, though.
Yep.
Dwayne Johnson left the project in February of 2013.
So this is, effectively at this point, it's dead.
Have you heard about the new 52 Lobo?
No.
They've changed it so that, like, who's the real Lobo?
And there's, like, a skinnier kind of Lobo who claims to be the real Lobo.
And now the Lobo's an imposter.
It's like a whole thing.
I'm not up to date on that.
Okay.
But I know you love the new 52, so you're probably about to check it out, right?
Oh, you're opening it right now, I see.
No, I'm not.
That's not a thing that I'm doing.
This isn't theater of the mind.
Stop it.
So, yes or no, though?
I'm assuming under that particular...
What they're talking about there, you're not interested.
No, if it's insanely super violent.
Yeah.
That was my problem with the first Punisher film.
Yeah.
It wasn't insanely super violent.
It's a super...
You know, it's a super universe.
So, everything should be exaggerated to the nth degree.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, super violent.
Like the Punisher war zone.
Yeah, exactly.
Here's something interesting for you and people at home.
Do you know the podcast How Did This Get Made?
Yes.
With Paul Scheer.
They do an episode.
Often they look at terrible, terrible movies.
That's basically the idea.
It's a good podcast.
Check it out if you haven't.
They don't need our help.
I'm sure they've been featured on iTunes thinking they're better than us.
But basically, they got the director of Punisher Warzone on.
Alexei Alexander.
Yeah, Alexei Alexander.
You've heard it, yeah.
It's great.
It's great.
And they run through the whole process.
And yeah, I really got to watch that movie again.
Because I remember watching it at the time.
Because I watched it on a laptop overseas.
And I went, that was pretty great.
But I haven't watched it since.
But when they're talking about the movie and the stuff that's in it, it sounds...
I mean, I remember I was thinking back to it and going, that's amazing.
I can't believe I haven't watched that again.
So I'm going to check it out.
Please do.
Some parkour guys get rocket launched.
Absolutely.
Cool.
But yeah, super violent Lobo.
I'm on board.
Anything else, no point.
Punisher Warzone?
I think people should go in it and go, this is horrific.
Yeah.
Like, why is it so violent?
But these things don't make money.
That's the problem.
Yeah, there's a problem.
It's proven to have not made money.
Whenever they do a kind of R-rated comic book movie,
generally, they don't make money.
Spawn?
Oh, yeah.
Those are the minors, though.
I got one more here, Mason.
There are more.
This one's called Why the Last Man.
Oh, yeah?
No, this is not the comic.
It's just why, the word why.
Oh, interesting.
Why the last man?
What's the deal with that?
No, the comic Why the Last Man.
You know, I tried to get into this
a few years ago.
I got a few issues in,
I'm like,
eh,
and I stopped reading it.
But it's one of those things
where I know it's good,
many people have said it's good,
I've really got to sit down
and give it another shot.
Got to force your way through it.
Force my way through it.
In 2007,
New Line Cinema
purchased the rights
with DJ Caruso,
who directed
Disturbia
and Eagle Eye.
Is that David Caruso's alter ego?
It is, yes.
He's DJ Alter Ego.
Amazing.
He was going to direct it.
Have you seen Disturbia?
No.
I think it's the only good Shia LaBeouf movie.
There you go.
Eagle Eye is the one where the government's after him,
and maybe they're tracking his phone,
and then someone at some point goes,
get rid of your phone, man,
and then the guy smashes his phone.
He's like, hey, what are you doing?
Like every movie like that, there's a scene like that
yeah absolutely
haven't seen it though
there was a chance of course
that Shia LaBeouf
was going to star
but Shia LaBeouf
said he was concerned
about doing it
because the character
was too similar
to Sam Witwicky
well
put a bit of a damper
on it
yeah
Crusoe said
also that he couldn't
do it in one movie
and he wanted to do it
in a series of movies
which makes sense
because it's an
ongoing series.
Yep.
You could do it
as an ongoing series
like The Walking Dead
though, couldn't you?
Definitely, yeah.
Yeah.
The Jericho writers,
remember that?
That would actually
be really interesting
because he's all
female characters
except for him.
Yeah.
Is there a point
like, have you read
a lot of that?
Is there a point
where another male
character shows up?
I wouldn't want
to spoil it for you.
I'll take that as a no.
The Jericho writers,
you're familiar with the show Jericho?
Vaguely, sure.
Started to watch it.
It's not very good.
Ah, that's not true.
No, it's not very good.
I'm going to say it
because I would have kept watching.
Exactly, put your foot down.
They wrote a new version
and they had a meeting
with the studio and directors
but in 2013,
it was announced that Danny,
well, this is a tough one,
Trachtenberg would direct. Now, this guy, young director announced that Danny... Oh, this is a tough one. Trachtenberg would direct.
Now, this guy, young director, 32 years of age,
he did the Portal short film.
Have you ever seen that?
Yes, okay.
It's pretty great.
So that would be his first big production.
Now, it was going to go into production this year.
There's been no word on this happening.
If it doesn't start shooting in a few months, though,
the rights then revert back to the company
because it's been however many years
that I have that for
what do you want to see
do you want to see
Why the Last Man
yes
with
not Shia LaBeouf
that's all I ask
yeah
I want to see it
as a TV series though
yeah sure
yeah
not enough room
to
stretch one's legs
precisely
yeah
well I think that's the way
it's going to go these days
these comic book movies these comic books coming TV shows you should put some stretch one's legs. Precisely. Yeah. Well, I think that's the way it's going to go these days.
These comic book movies,
these comic books coming TV shows.
You should put some stereo music behind that.
Because that was very, very... It was really good.
It was inspired and passionate.
Yeah, it was inspired.
Yeah.
But the thing is, well,
like a show like this,
if you're going to make a show like this,
or, you know,
it's the same with The Walking Dead.
It's not all superheroes flying and crashing
through things,
so you don't have to do
a weird kind of
low-budget small-bill thing.
You could do this
much more easy
because there's not
a lot of special effects.
Exactly, yeah.
Less, more kind of
crowd stuff, I'd imagine,
and whatever.
Just crowd stuff.
Just so much crowd stuff.
Yeah, so that would
pretty much be it
because there's no
supernatural elements
in that at all, is there?
No.
There's that monkey, though.
There is a monkey. Yeah. And there's no supernatural elements in that at all, is there? No. There's that monkey, though. There is a monkey.
Yeah.
And there's some stuff in space.
Yeah.
You really are.
But it's in like a space station, so.
Oh, you've just spoiled it for me, Mason.
I spoiled it.
We'll let that out.
We won't.
So that's pretty much it.
That's all the movies I wanted to talk about.
There's a few other here that I can mention briefly we can talk about.
There's been a Red Dwarf movie in the works since the early 2000s, late 90s.
It's never going to happen.
It's never going to happen.
I would love to see it.
I'd love to see another series.
I'd love to see another series.
We've said that before.
I'd love to see another series more than a movie, actually.
But hey, there's been a Pee Wee Herman story, another Pee Wee Herman movie.
He appeared on, not Kimmel, the other guy.
Fallon.
Fallon, as Pee Wee Herman a couple of years back. Interesting. And so I think that was kind of testing the other guy. Fallon. Fallon.
As Pee Wee Herman a couple of years back.
Interesting.
And so I think that was kind of testing the waters there.
Oh, I see.
But he shouldn't have been masturbating in that theatre.
But at the same time, if you're going to masturbate anywhere in public, that's where you do it, surely.
In a theatre.
It was in a porn theatre.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Back in the day.
Do you think people who got busted for masturbating in a porn theatre,
are they like, ah, if only.
If only.
A couple of years later, comfort of my own home, high-speed internet.
Although somebody else was caught masturbating in a porn theatre recently,
like in the last year or so. It's one of the guys who's in those Christopher Guest movies.
You know, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show.
Okay.
Ah, what's his name?
Adrian Brody.
No, Adrian Brody is an old guy.
Nick Nolte.
No, not Nick Nolte.
I'm going to look it up.
Dustin Hoffman.
Stall for a minute.
All right, fine.
The other ones we've got here is Fletch.
They've been talking about Fletch for a few years.
Yeah, Zach Braff was attached to one point, right?
Yeah, Zach Braff.
They're talking Ryan Reynolds as well.
Ryan Reynolds is kind of a young, kind of Chevy Chase kind of guy.
The Halo movie.
Okay.
Which is now becoming a TV show that, well, Peter Jackson was talking about.
Fred Willard.
Fred Willard, okay.
Masturbating in a porn theatre.
Old bloke, lovely bloke.
You already had that open on your phone.
Yeah, he knows this.
Yeah, the Halo TV series.
I've never played the Halo games because I've always had Playstations.
I mean, I've never owned them.
I've played them. They're great. You like the Halo games because I've always had Playstations. I mean, I've never owned them. I've played them.
They're great.
You like the Halo games, I guess?
Yeah, but I don't want to see a TV series about Halo or a movie about Halo.
It's going to be across multimedia platforms.
Don't like it, no.
Steven Spielberg is producing the TV series, though.
Oh, Band of Brothers style.
That's right.
He's trying to get Neil Blomkamp to direct.
Oh, I'm on board then.
Who I think was originally going to do the Halo movie, but then that kind of folded
and then he made District 9.
Okay.
Which is probably better than Halo.
You've turned this whole thing around in one sentence.
Thank you.
I'm back on board now.
They're also talking about doing a Who Discovered Roger Rabbit movie or a Toon Patrol movie.
So they're both prequels to Roger Rabbit.
Toon Patrol is like his exploits during World War II.
Huh.
So I don't know what the deal there is.
Bob Hoskins, though, he can't...
Well, they're prequel anyway, so he wouldn't be involved.
But he has Parkinson's now, which sucks.
So any involvement...
Good thing you brought it up then.
Brilliant.
The podcast on a high note.
I've got one more, though.
Okay, one more.
There's one called At the Mountains of Madness.
Okay.
It's a book...
It's a bloody...
Whatchamacallems?
Cthulhu.
Yeah.
H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu HP Lovecraft
I downloaded it the other day
it's 99 cents
I started reading it
it's very much of the time
but it's a good read
so just to see what this is about
it's basically people go to Antarctica
and there's a civilization there
is it abandoned?
is it not?
it sounds a lot like Alien vs Predator
very much so
so Peter Jackson
they called it at the time
the Alien vs Predator meets the thing of its Jackson they called it at the time the Alien vs Predator
meets
the thing
of it's time
that's what they said
in the 20's
when it was released
so yeah
Peter Jackson's been
talking about that
for years
but I'd love to see that
because I love a
snow
slash
horror movie
even that new
The Thing
prequel
it was pretty good
it's not bad
too much CGI
it really ties in well to the other one.
Except it says that The Thing can't replicate.
Not biological material.
Exactly.
But in the other one he can.
It's kind of all vague on his powers and whatnot.
Anyway, so there you go.
Now some movies, though, do get out of development.
Hal Mason.
I'm going to name a few.
So don't be sad.
Okay.
Watchmen.
You mentioned that one.
Loved it.
I didn't have it here doesn't
matter but i'm saying i contributed i've made a contribution to this thing uh world war z
yeah okay yeah uh john carter of mars all right that happened i want to see that i've heard it's
not that bad all right let's watch it all right also i was thinking do you want to do some
commentary track ones at some point because people want to hear What we think about movies
Don't they
Do they
Listeners
Two new podcasts
Listeners
Email in if you'd like
To see us do a commentary
Track on something
Yeah
But we'd need a lot of yeses
Yeah
At least four
Four yeses
We'll do it for you four
Yeah
Maybe it's just
If I can put them up
On the YouTube channel
Maybe not on the iTunes
Anyway
If you don't want to do it
I'll do it by myself.
Good.
This is the bit where Spider-Man swings in from the building.
Look out, Doc Ock.
Oh, he got you.
I'll back aboard.
Good.
Jurassic Park 4, which is now Jurassic World.
It's coming out in 2015.
That's been on the cards for ages.
Multiple scripts.
They're talking about there was one script which apparently had human-dinosaur hybrids.
Yeah, shooting guns at each other.
Shooting guns at each other. It sounds like Dino Riders. Look at that Dino Riders. Keira Knight was guns at each other. Shooting guns at each other.
It sounds like Dino
Riders.
Keira Knight was
involved at one point.
It's a whole thing.
Ender's Game was in
development hell but
now it's come out.
It's been the best
movie ever made which
we haven't seen because
we hate Orson Scott
Card.
Oh yeah.
I'm making a stand.
Screw him.
And Mad Max Fury
Road which is coming
out actually this year
I believe with Tom Hardy's Mad Max.
Not a lot has come out of that.
Not a lot of...
No.
Not a lot of production stills.
There's been like one still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it seems...
Have you seen any of the Mad Maxes?
Yes.
A couple of years ago, I watched all three.
Uh-huh.
How'd that go?
The first one, you know, it's rough because it's, you know, low budget.
And the second one's amazing.
The second one is easily the best by far.
The third one's kind of like The Lost Boys and Mad Max.
Very much so, yeah.
So watch two.
You could skip the other ones.
You don't need to see the other ones.
It's the Godfather 2 of Mad Max films.
It sure is.
Very good.
So there you go.
That's the episode for this week.
We did it again.
Quick shout out to a good friend on YouTube, Milan Jeffdick1992.
He does a lot of cool stuff on YouTube.
He's got his own podcast, which you should check out.
Does it have a name?
It's called Transmissions from Innsmouth.
Cool.
He's a big HP love.
That's very HP love.
It is, exactly.
So basically, I cameoed in a recent episode that he had, which is on his YouTube.
Oh, la-di-da.
That's very exciting.
But he's a good dude.
His stuff's kind of, he's a really good kind he's a good dude his stuff's kind of he's
a really good kind of storyteller and it's kind of he's got this kind of twisted and interesting
ways that he looks at things he does comic book reviews and movie reviews and a bunch of stuff
he doesn't get a lot of views sometimes some stuff gets heaps of views some stuff not so much
but i find him endlessly fascinating and everyone should check it out yeah i'm gonna plug um
google.com if you have any search needs
if you need to find something on the internet
Google.com
it's a little start up
but they seem to be doing good things
alright well that's the episode for this week
now next week Mason
I'll give you two options for what we can do
do I have to choose now?
yes, Justice League War is coming out
I think there's still a torrent leaked
but we're going to acquire it legitimately because we're a legitimate businessman Yes. Wow. Justice League War is coming out. I think there's still a torrent leaked. There's been a torrent leaked online.
But we're going to acquire it legitimately because we're a legitimate businessman.
Precisely.
We're going to talk about that and maybe just the DC animated movies.
Or we could do Robocop because Robocop's coming out.
And you know a lot about Robocop.
I do know a lot about Robocop.
And I'd love you to teach me about Robocop.
Here's the thing, though.
It's coming out like a week before the US, right?
Yeah.
Remember what happened last time?
No, no.
Not about the movie.
Just everything else related to Robocop.
Oh, a Robocop primer.
Exactly.
Interesting.
I'll ruminate on those two options.
All right, cool.
I'll let you know.
What would you prefer?
I think I prefer Robocop, but I still want to do an animated one as well, though.
Let's do Robocop Tour.
All right.
Okay, cool. Or the other one. Let's do Robocop Tour. Alright. Okay, cool.
Or the other one.
Let's see what happens.
So you read a lot of the
you were telling me about
the comic the other day
one of the comics
which was linked in
to Terminator
which was amazing.
There was a Robocop
versus the Terminator.
There was even a video game.
Yeah.
Not good but
awesome.
Life's like that sometimes.
I'm looking forward to
learning about Robocop.
That's the one.
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Yeah.
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And also, we've got to beat the Triple M Hot Breakfast team.
Why do you hate those guys so much?
What have they ever done to you?
Because I feel like...
Was your family killed by a hot breakfast once?
Did somebody flip a McDonald's tray
and it killed your parents?
That's exactly it.
With hotcakes.
That's exactly right.
It's just one of those generic breakfast shows.
No, you're right.
There are good breakfast shows.
I don't listen to radio anymore, though, anyway.
I just listen to podcasts all the time.
All right.
What do you do?
Just listen to the Triple M Hot Breakfast just listen to podcasts all the time alright what do you do? just listen to
Triple M Hot Breakfast Club
is that
is that
is that bad for us?
I download it a lot
so
oh that's fine
yeah
I mean I'm assuming
it's for research purposes
so you can take them down
from the inside
nah I just love it
just
just love it
you love the rock sport
and comedy on Triple M
yeah
alright
thanks guys
absolutely
we'll see you next week
bye
FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship All right. Thanks, guys. Absolutely. We'll see you next week. Bye.
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One woman has a secret.
The other, a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss,
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