The Weekly Planet - 20 The Best DC Animated Movies
Episode Date: February 10, 2014This week, we discuss the week in movie covering Batman VS Superman, Age Of Ultron and more plus we look at as many of the DC Animated films as we can jam in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...r more information.
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Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Weekly Planet, official podcast of Comic
Book Movie.
My name is James.
With me is my co-host Nick Mason.
It's another week of comic book stuff, Mason.
What do you think?
I thought you were going to say it's an honour.
It is.
I thought you were going to refer to being in the same room as me.
Oh, no.
That's definitely not an honour.
That's a thing that I'm forced to do.
It's sort of a legal obligation.
Why do I force you to do this?
You kind of do, yeah.
I tell you what, it's a lovely day outside, but I wouldn't have known because I spent
all this morning in a dark room watching DC animated films.
They're pretty good, though.
Yeah, they're pretty great.
And we'll get to that, won't we?
I guess so.
Yes.
Unless I storm out.
There might be a storm out.
Now, in some parts of the world,
including the UK and Australia
and some other European
countries and cities,
Robocop hits cinemas.
Robocop reboot 2014.
We are going to talk about it
more next week
because it's out in
North America next week
and that's where most
of our listeners come from.
So that's who we pander to, basically.
Fantastic. Yeah, absolutely. So, did you
see it just quickly though? No.
Haven't had the time.
Fair enough. Who has time these days? I had time.
I made time and then I stayed up really
late reviewing it and then I went to bed
and I got up and I went to work and I was really tired.
And people are like, boy, James must work
hard at his job. But I don't.
I work hard at this kind of extracurricular thing I do. i think they just assume i do a lot of work but then it's all
worth it isn't it when you when you open up the comment section on youtube and they're like why
don't you kill yourself and you're like oh yeah glad i stayed up all right we'll talk about that
next week though well we can't talk about it now obviously no well that's true just you it'd just
be you speaking and me that's right going. Going, oh, that is interesting.
There are, but if you do want to go to my YouTube channel, Mason.
Okay.
Mr. Sunday to Sunday, or just type in Mr. Sunday on your YouTube.
My Robocop review is there.
Spoilery?
Ah, no.
Okay, good.
Not spoilery.
Good.
Yeah.
But you know what, Mason?
Yes.
We're not here to talk about Robocop.
We did that last week and we're fucking sick of it.
Yeah.
Boy and how.
So this week, let's just, let's go through the news.
Okay.
Now, on Sunday, last Sunday, last Super Bowl Sunday.
Super Bowl, isn't it?
It's Super Bowl, yeah.
Yeah.
That's pandering to that American audience.
That's right.
We love that Super Bowl.
We love all the Super Bowls.
We sure do.
In this Super Bowl, there was a number of TV spots and trailers.
Is there any in particular that you want to talk about?
There's only one that I really want to talk about.
Is it Transformers 4? Yeah, it's Transformers 4, yeah. Were there any in particular that you want to talk about? There's only one that I really want to talk about.
Is it Transformers 4?
Yeah, it's Transformers 4.
Were there any other good ones?
Anything else memorable?
Look, they were all fine.
The Captain America one
showed some new stuff
and whatever
and there were some new
online trailers
which were really good
but the Transformers one
was the first time
we'd actually seen anything
from Age of Extinction.
So that's why it's of note.
Now, even though it's got
Optimus Prime
riding a giant robot dinosaur Grimlock I didn't notice that
did we watch the same trailer we must have watched different trailers
oh I watched the remains of the day trailer oh okay no I did watch it
it should be super interesting but I didn't find it interesting at all you know what I did think
about it the first thing I noticed was they're less the transformers are now less completely
interchangeable yeah and jaggedy yeah they're less jaggedy certainly but i think clearly the
feedback has been for the last especially the last couple people do not know who is who yeah
the transformers universe anymore because they all sort of look the same. Yeah. They're all kind of greyish green-ish.
All just jagged metal rolling into each other.
Yeah, exactly.
Just a lot of, just that hand-cranked weird twirly thing where everybody's twirling in
the air.
There's a lot of twirling.
There's a lot of twirling.
There's a little bit of twirling in the trailer as well.
Did you see that two-headed kind of dragon thing in that trailer?
Is that, yeah.
I don't know who that is.
I mean, my Transformers knowledge has somewhat diminished over the years. Uh-huh. don't know who that is. I mean, my Transformers knowledge
has somewhat diminished
over the years.
Do you know who that is?
I guess it's Swoop.
Swoop doesn't have two heads.
So, who knows?
I guess that's
Michael Bay's artistic license.
Two heads.
But yeah, look,
I don't know.
There's something,
I mean,
obviously we've had three.
I like the look of the green one
with the parachutes, though.
Oh, yeah.
Fair enough.
Colorful.
I read who that was
but I completely instantly forgot. Great. But yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, and enough. Colorful. I read who that was but I completely instantly forgot.
Great.
But yeah, I don't know man.
I mean, and the acting in it
I don't know.
You don't go to the Transformers movie
for acting
but it's pretty like
No, you do.
Because there's a
Oh wait, I'm thinking of
Remains of the Day again.
I apologise.
Continue.
You're right.
You don't.
I mean, there's only like
three lines of dialogue in it
and they're all pretty poorly spoken.
Run from the robots?
Question mark? Yeah. Not looking forward to it. I remember reviewing the last one only like three lines of dialogue in it and they're all pretty poorly from the robots question
mark yeah not looking forward to it i remember reviewing the last one said i hated it said but
i also said i put a disclaimer i will see the next one because i just will because i know i will and
that's how they get you because it's transformers i know it's not going to be good i know i'm not
going to enjoy it but i'm still going to say because what if something amazing transforms
into something else amazing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
To be fair, though, I didn't hate the first one so much, but I haven't really watched
it since.
The first one wasn't bad until I started talking.
Like, the bit where...
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but the bit where the helicopter goes and destroys
the army base.
That's pretty amazing.
That is amazing.
I agree.
That's quite spectacular.
He knows how to shoot action, but...
He does.
Yeah.
Then again, Transformers 3, clearly somebody has said, hey, well, you know how to shoot
action.
And he's gone, well, you know what?
Let's do a 55 minute action sequence.
Yeah.
Because I didn't watch that, but I flicked through it.
I scrolled through hoping there would be some semblance of plot and the action sequence
just kept going.
And then I scrolled again and it was just kept going.
And then I just kept scrolling and it just kept going and going and going.
Look, I ranted about that movie in a big way, but I don't really remember anything about
it.
So I'd better review if people wanted to look at it.
But what I remember hating about it, aside from the action just going forever and ever,
two is definitely the worst of the three.
I think it goes one, three, two.
Okay.
Not that it matters.
They're completely interchangeable.
Yeah.
But there's a bit where Optimus Prime gets...
This poop I did was significantly... It was better than the previous one, but not as good as the first one that it matters. They're completely interchangeable. But there's a bit where Optimus Prime gets... This poop I did was significantly...
It was better than the previous one,
but not as good as the first one that I did.
I don't...
That's what you're saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's your words, mate.
They're my words, my exact words.
But there's a lot of the last final kind of confrontation
is devoted to Tad Hamilton,
who has to rocket launch or something.
I can't remember.
Oh, that's right, yeah. I can't remember his name. He's in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah. You know what his name is. He's in the Tad Hamilton, who has to rocket launch or something. I can't remember. Oh, that's right, yeah.
I can't remember what his name is.
He's in Las Vegas.
Oh, yeah.
You know what his name is.
He's in the Tad Hamilton movie.
Josh Duhamel.
Josh Duhamel, who's fine.
I'm okay with him.
Good on him and whatever.
And a lot of it's also dedicated to Patrick Dempsey and Shia LaBeouf.
Having like a grappling.
Yeah, like a weird grappling, like slapping kind of fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't want to see Patrick Dempsey and Shia LaBeouf fight.
I didn't have Shia LaBeouf news this week.
I didn't want to bring him up,
but it's happened.
Yeah.
But, like, don't dedicate any time to that.
Do you have Superman, Batman news?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, good.
I was going to say,
because we've got to cover one or the other.
That's right.
We're contractually obliged.
Yeah.
I think that's enough about Transformers this week, though.
You know what we should do
before that movie comes out?
We'll watch all three.
I can't do that. No, don't do that. Why would movie comes out? We'll watch all three. I can't do that.
No, why would you say that?
We'll do a recap.
Must we?
But we're not going to watch...
We won't watch it, but we'll just go through them.
Yeah.
Sure?
Okay.
And maybe some of the animated stuff.
Beast Wars.
Beast Machines.
What are they?
It's the sequel to Beast Wars.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Never seen it.
Okay.
Now, Optimus...
Just quickly.
Optimus Prime.
Optimus Primal in Beast Wars. He's not Optimus Prime, is it? Yeah. Never seen it. Okay. Now, Optimus, just quickly, Optimus Prime, Optimus Primal in Beast Wars is not Optimus Prime, is he?
No, he's a descendant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he changes into an ape.
Correct.
Great.
That's sweet hot movie news.
Comic book movie news.
Hey, everyone.
Optimus Primal transforms into an ape.
And if you love some early 90s, some mid-late 90s CGI, TV CGI, check it out.
Okay.
Independence Day 2 news.
Oh, hello.
They're going to make another two, apparently.
We never spoke about Independence Day news, like, prior.
It's been on the cards for a long time.
It has, yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's maybe because it doesn't interest me, so I never really put it down.
Okay, that's all right.
It'll be 20 years when the next one comes out.
It'll be 2016.
Yeah, but it was just reported that Will Smith is...
They should call it Independence Day H20.
They should.
They absolutely should.
Will Smith's out.
He's not going to do it.
Because there wasn't a rumour at one point
that he was going to be the president in...
I think that was a rumour, yeah.
That makes sense, I guess.
I heard the two rumours that I heard
that he was going to be the president
and the second one was
that it was going to be the modern day world
but with alien technology had been sort of reverse engineered
and integrated into society as a whole.
I also heard another one that was like,
there was a lot of kind of land kind of battles,
because that's what was fought on the Earth.
I heard that as well.
But who cares, I guess.
I guess so.
So they wrote two scripts, though.
One was for Will Smith, one was without.
So they're ready for this.
But apparently some of the other cast members may also return.
Hopefully Jeff Goldblum.
Hopefully Randy Quaid.
Absolutely.
Even though he flew into a laser or whatever happens.
Why do you think that movie has stood the test of time?
Because it's entertaining.
I don't think it has.
But people still love it.
But it's not a good movie.
When was the last time they watched it, though?
Yeah, good point.
Great speech.
Yeah, okay. That's a good point. When was the last time they watched it, though? Yeah, good point. Great speech. Yeah, okay, that's a good point.
You watched it at the cinema.
Yes.
And it was incredibly spectacular at the time.
And really frightening when that head burst open in the operating room.
Did you remember that?
Yeah, I do.
Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
And then you watched it again, maybe, when it was on TV.
Yeah.
But you didn't watch the whole thing.
Yeah.
Because it wasn't impressive.
And you looked up those Welcome to Earth memes.
Boy, did you.
Absolutely, yeah. Man, I wonder how they're going to top. the whole thing because it wasn't impressive and you looked up those welcome to earth memes boy did you absolutely yeah
man
I wonder how
they're going to top
because Independence Day
sort of set the bar
for ridiculous
world explodey
action films
it did yeah
and that's kind of
that's the bar now
yeah
like every
like your Pacific Rim
and all that sort of stuff
you don't really
you can't get bigger
than blowing up the White House
no exactly yeah
that's right
so where are they going to go
where are they going to go I think opening they going to go? I think opening scene, just the Earth explodes.
I think opening scene, giant robot dinosaur, then Earth explodes.
Wow.
I don't know.
I guess we'll see it, I guess.
Yeah, no.
It'll probably be Will Smith's son in it.
He'll be like, now I'm the president or whatever.
Whatever it is.
Yeah.
Because he had a son.
No, he had an adopted son.
Or was it his son?
I thought you meant Jaden Smith.
No, no, no.
Because in the movie, no, he had an adopted son. I think J his son? I thought you meant Jaden Smith. No, no, no. Because in the movie...
No, he had an adopted son.
I think Jaden Smith would just show up and be like, I'm the president now of America.
Who's going to stop him?
He's rich.
That's right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
No, it was his adopted son in it.
Because he marries the stripper in it.
Do you remember?
Not really.
Yeah, you remember.
I don't.
I remember the White House blowing up.
Yeah. The big building blowing up the big building
blowing up
the first one
I remember
the dog doesn't die
in the big fire
that's a rule of
screenwriting
you can't kill a dog
exactly
and I remember
there being a force field
there was a force field
yeah
that's all I remember
good point
and Randy Quaid
flying into a laser
was he in a biplane
that can't be right
no he was at the start because he was a crop duster he in a biplane? That can't be right.
No, he was at the start because he was a crop duster. Okay, right.
Do you remember?
Not really.
Doesn't matter.
I've got some Batman vs. Superman news.
Please.
Much requested.
Now, this is rumour, as always.
So, take it away.
Somebody's noting that.
I hope there's a page of just Superman, Batman rumour news and it's just...
They're all in my iPad.
So, I could...
You should put that up.
I should, yeah.
Basically, the rumour is that Lex L luther in it will have a shaved head so i'm assuming not bald
and he'll have a sleeve tattoo of metropolis down his arm i thought for a second there because you
hesitated i thought you're gonna say a sleeve tattoo of mariah carey and my first thought was
what here am i mariah carey like modern day? Or like, what album cover? Glitter? Yeah.
Well, Shaved Head, good.
Yeah.
I mean, that is their iconic.
I thought, because it was, the announcement was Jesse Eisenberg.
Do you remember the Lois and Clark TV series?
Yeah.
John Shea, who was in that, long curly hair for the first season.
So, maybe they'd go like that.
Okay, yeah, yeah. Does he lose his hair in that show?
I don't remember.
Yeah, he shaves it off in season two.
Okay, cool.
Because he becomes evil?
No, he's always evil. Okay. I didn't watch a hair in that show? I don't remember. Yeah, he shaves it off in season two. Okay, cool. Because he becomes evil? No, he's always evil.
Okay.
I didn't watch a lot of that show.
I think he shaved it off because ratings were dropping.
People were like, who's this guy?
Now, that show, I believe, dipped.
Like, people stopped watching when Lois and Clark,
when Lois found out who Clark was.
That's my understanding of it.
Because that was kind of the whole thing.
People were like, when's it going to happen?
When are they going to get together and find
out and then
when it's
everyone who
cares
well that's
that's always
been I think
that's like the
the dramatic to
the sexual tension
the romantic tension
in a show is
always that's
where it peaks
it peaked with
the X-Files I
think probably
okay yeah yeah
it peaked I
think it's
usually most
people refer to
Moonlighting is
like the prime
example
Bruce Willis and
what's her face
Faye Dunaway
no I know
you're talking
about
bloody Sybil Sybil Shepard yeah yeah when they finally got together then it Bruce Willis and what's her face? Faye Dunaway. No, I know who you're talking about. Faye Dunaway.
Bloody Sybil.
Sybil Shepard.
Yeah, when they finally got together then and everything.
I've only seen one episode of that, but it seems like a nice show.
Sure does.
Bruce Willis had his weirdos peak.
He did, didn't he?
All was right with the world.
All was right with the world.
But basically, what do you think?
I would say a reboot of that.
Yes.
With Sybil Shepard and Bruce Willis.
Still together?
Just hating each other in marriage.
Yeah, I guess so. 30 years of marriage.
And Bruce Willis is just shaved head
and just like, just real dirty
Henley shirt like he's
fought terrorists. Like he doesn't change
that look at all anymore. Nah, why would he?
What do you think about the tattoo of the Metropolis
skylight? The sleeve tattoo. I hate
that. Me too. I mean, again, it's
a rumour, but sleeve tattoos are
generally for dickheads i hope if you have hang on there might be some dickheads in our audience
so steady on yeah you're like to be fair though there are some pretty cool sleeve tattoos i've
seen them a lot of them look terrible though and also look better on girls also also if he's got
a sleeve tattoo of the metropolis skyline it's going to have to say Metropolis under it.
Because name an iconic building in the Metropolis skyline
besides the Daily Planet.
I was going to say the Daily Planet.
There is it besides the globe.
It'd have to be globe, and that's it.
Globe in the middle, and that's it.
Yeah, I'm sure there are.
I'm sure there's like a LexCorp tower.
There's one?
Yeah.
And also, the other thing is,
does he have to change that tattoo
because Superman battered
Most of those buildings
That's a really good point
Actually yeah
Maybe that's why he hates it
He's just got red X's
Through everything
He has to change his tattoo
His douchebag tattoo
Also the story is
That he's homeless at 14
Uh huh
Leading a gang
By the time he's 15
A street gang
Okay yeah
And then a billionaire by 18
And he's saying that
And he's not like a physical Lex Luthor
He's saying strength
Isn't everything
The idea is resolve is
okay that's interesting
which is cool I like that
yeah I enjoy that
yeah okay
also he hates Bruce Wayne
because he feels Bruce Wayne
didn't earn his money
okay yeah
which is true I guess
yeah yeah
and also Bruce Wayne
is impressed with Superman
I mean he earned it
because he wasn't fast enough
to stop that mugger
so now I hear it
so
Bruce is
he's impressed by Superman
but Lex finds him an unwanted presence
on Earth and they're going to team up
for the good of the city
the rumour was and it stopped here with more to come
that Lex is going to somehow
use Batman to
intervene with Superman and not to get
his own hands dirty
so I like all of that except the sleep tattoo
maybe that's just to throw us off the scent
yeah hopefully again I'm totally okay with tweaking
the source material if it gets good results and that seems like a fun origin yeah not fun but
fun you're right fun is the right word real fun homeless yeah yeah good have you seen horrible
bosses or the king of kong i've seen the king of kong great movie yeah yes well it's seth gordon
who directed that
and Horrible Bosses.
And I think he did Identity Theft.
Identity Thief, which I haven't seen.
He'll direct the Uncharted movie
based on the Uncharted franchise.
Okay.
There's a few other directors attached to this.
At one point, Davido Russell from American Gangster,
which I haven't seen.
Too serious for a video game film, maybe.
I don't know.
His whole idea was Mark Wahlberg was going to be Nathan Drake and it changed it changed the origins and i think de niro was going to be his father
and that's different from i don't know if you played any uncharted games not really i love
them they're great i've even played the ps beta one because i'm the only one in the world who has
a ps beta yeah it sounds all right i guess he hasn't really done the action movies there's a
point of contention with um uncharted is though who's going to
play Nathan Drake.
Right.
Because he's very
iconic and whatever.
And people want
Nathan Fillion.
I love Nathan Fillion
but he's too old
at this point.
Right.
He's great but
it seems to be the
go-to for everything.
Yeah.
It's a superman
but Nathan Fillion.
Should he?
Should he be?
I mean I like him
but he shouldn't be that.
No.
Yeah.
He's one of the people
that the internet loves
yeah
rightly so
because he's got life
he's great
he's the best
but he doesn't have the time
no
also yeah
he's making Castle
which is probably great
and probably still on
who knows
it's also been written
by the people
who did National Treasure
which is fine I guess
is it
they're similar-ish
yeah
look
I'm not a fan of video game movies.
I think the best one is probably Resident Evil,
and that's not very good.
No.
But we had this conversation
that the only reason we keep going back,
every time the trailer for a Resident Evil film comes out,
we're unreasonably excited and we go and see it.
And the reason is,
because each of those movies has one thing in it.
Yeah. Like one little moment
that is kind of cool you're right and when you see the trailer for the next one you go oh
remembering the last one where the plane crashed on the top of the building and the propeller cut
through all the zombies yeah isn't that great yeah it's the first one it was the scissor kicking the
rubber dog oh we have talked about this yeah we have yeah yeah i think we might have but anyway
yeah but horrible bosses and king of k. Yeah. Zero action in those.
Zero action, yeah.
You know, whatever.
He's got the wit, I guess.
Don't whatever me.
No.
I'm not really mad.
Moving on from that.
Would you watch a 100% CGI Uncharted film?
Nobody would watch that.
Okay.
It would go straight to DVD.
That's what I mean.
I mean, because that's what they did with Final Fantasy, and nobody watched that.
And I didn't watch that, but it looks crap.
I watched that.
It was.
That's when they were like, we could replace actors.
I remember reading so many articles about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like, we don't need actors anymore.
If we want Ben Affleck, we'll CGI Ben Affleck.
And it did, and it was quite...
It looks pretty good.
And I'm amazed he didn't sue them over it.
I mean, did it look good then, or did it look good now?
I haven't gone back.
I remember the Animatrix looking pretty good.
None of the similar-ish kind of CGI-ing.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember the CGI fight with Agent Smith in The Matrix 2 looking really good.
Delightful.
All right.
Marvel news, Mason.
Okay.
A few things I want to talk about with Marvel.
You familiar with Marvel?
Yes.
Good.
All right.
Paul Bettany, you've probably heard this, will become the Vision in Avengers Age of
Ultron.
I didn't hear that, but that's okay.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I'm breaking this news to you.
You really are.
Yeah.
It's what this podcast is all about.
You settling your personal vendettas in a real passive-aggressive way, and me learning
about things that I didn't otherwise know.
Do you need to settle any personal vendettas this week?
I do have a guy who I was in a confrontation with at the park about my dog.
But I'm happy to save that for another time.
Fantastic.
I'm not going to get into it.
Please don't.
No.
I gave you that opening, but don't take it.
You did.
That was a trap.
Anyway, Paul Bettany's going to be the Vision.
There you go.
He is, yeah.
So obviously the Vision will be now an extension of Jarvis,
which makes sense because Tony Stark in Age of Ultron
will apparently have a hand in Ultron.
Right.
And Ultron and Jarvis, not Jarvis, Ultron and the Vision are linked.
So it makes sense that it'll tie in together.
And Paul Bettany will finally have to do some work.
Yeah.
I think I read an interview with Paul Bettany a while back,
and he's like, I feel bad.
Yeah.
Because I don't,
I just take the money
and then I'm in a booth
for half an hour
and I record these lines.
Yeah.
And I haven't seen
any of these films.
Yeah, that's right.
Exactly.
And I remember,
I'm pretty sure
on every movie
before it comes out,
they're like,
and it's a few months before,
they're like,
somebody contacts him,
like interviews him
and they're like,
oh, Paul Bettany,
have you gone in
and done your Iron Man stuff yet?
And he's like, nah, they haven't called me, I don't know.
And so they must call him, like, very late in the game.
Right, right.
Because he's never on set.
Well, yeah.
Which is fine, good on him, I like him.
Well, because they have to basically do the whole rest of the film.
Yeah.
And then all the CGI, and then be like, okay, here's your lines.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
He's a great voice of Jarvis.
Also, there is actually going to be a human Jarvis in the next one as well, like an actual
butler. Huh. I can't remember who the name is of the guy, but I can picture him in Jarvis. Also, there is actually going to be a human Jarvis in the next one as well, like an actual butler.
Huh.
I can't remember who the name is of the guy,
but I can picture him in my head.
Does that help you?
Yeah?
Good.
Is it Michael Caine?
No, it's not Michael Caine.
Stop picturing Michael Caine there.
It's weird.
Shirtless Michael Caine.
No, that's odd.
Shirtless modern day Michael Caine.
Now, apparently the costume is well underway,
and the idea is at this point
they don't want to
make it like a
colourful version
of Iron Man
they're trying to
steer away from that
but he will be a
robot kind of thing
right
because you've
basically got
two comic book
options
you've got
red green yellow
vision
or weird nude
vision
with the white face
yeah
I think they're
going for the
red green blue one
but they're also still weighing up whether to do a mask for his face
Or Paul Bettany's actual face
If it's not Paul Bettany's actual face
He can just do it all from his car
Absolutely
Or whatever he did last time
Oh so good
Yeah as he's flinging muddy
Out of the window
Great bloke
Did you watch All Hail the King?
Yes
The Marvel one shot that came with on the Thor The Dark World DVD, which we bought.
Which I think should be retroactively applied to all the Iron Man 3 DVDs.
Like any future pressings of that, you put that on as well.
That's not a...
So you really enjoyed it?
Yeah.
I really enjoyed it too.
Do you think it was a knee-jerk reaction to everybody flipping out about the Mandarin?
Because when you say...
I mean, a number of months ago, you said, here's what people are speculating
the plot was going to be.
Yeah.
And that's exactly
what it was.
Yeah, you're right.
And I think
it's even possible
that Marvel Production
just read that
off the internet
and said,
you know what,
that actually works
really well.
Yeah, exactly.
It'll stop people
being angry at us.
I mean, there's no...
Are we spoiling this?
No, no.
Oh yeah, we'll spoil it.
It's online.
Go and see it. Or don't. Don't care. Yeah, so basically, what is it... Are we spoiling this? No, no. Oh, yeah. Well, you will spoil it. It's online. Go and see it.
Or don't.
Don't care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, basically, what is it?
He's in prison, the Mandarin, played by Benjamin Kingsley.
Correct.
And he's confronted by the group of the real Nine Rings.
Nine Rings?
Ten Rings.
How dare you?
How many fingers do you have, James?
Eight.
No.
Thumbs aren't fingers.
All right, fine.
You got me.
Who's the dickhead?
Oh.
That's a big error.
And I nearly said 12 as well, which is worse.
Can't have 12 rings.
No, two nose rings.
Oh, yeah, good point.
Because, yeah, because Iron Man 3 raised a lot of questions,
and it shouldn't have because they were dumb questions.
Like, if Aldrich Killian has created the Mandarin,
did he also create the Ten Rings, which is the terrorist organisation that kidnapped Tony Stark in the first film?
That's right, exactly.
But now, maybe it was just a case of it not being made clear enough in Iron Man 3 that the Ten Rings are a real terrorist organisation and Aldrich just took the name, the Mandarin, from a real person.
Now, I really enjoyed it.
I thought the action was really good.
Me too.
I thought Ben Kingsley gave
100%,
110% Ben Kingsley.
Even though...
Wacky Ben Kingsley.
That character's not great or whatever.
Oh, it's, you know,
it shits on the legacy or whatever.
He's great.
Yeah.
And he's great in that movie as well.
But yeah, sorry, go on.
But yeah, good action sequence,
fun.
We get to see Seagate Prison, which is the prison that Power Man, Luke Cage, has come
from.
Yeah.
My question, though, is, is there enough time to see the real Mandarin?
No.
Like in his current cinematic universe.
Well, the thing is, there is no Iron Man 4 planned at this point.
Exactly, yeah.
So if they do, hopefully they go in that direction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then for people who haven't seen this one shot,
will they be confused?
Will they be like, so this is the real...
Wasn't this the last movie?
Right.
So I don't know how that actually worked out.
I hope this is another fake out.
I hope we do Iron Man 4,
and all the trailers have the real Mandarin,
and he's got the rings of power or whatever,
and then the second act is not the Mandarin either.
It's another guy
wouldn't that be that would be amazing did you go did you stay for after the credits
yeah sam rockwell yeah which was really good to say yeah some people flipped out that they made
him a homosexual man in it well that's prison for you but i think and also i'm a little bit
uneasy on that because you can't be just like hey you know that's that's funny isn't it yeah
exactly it's not really funny. Jokes are funny.
Jokes are funny.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, he's great and I was happy to see him, but yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right, yeah.
Which is, you know, like a show like Will and Grace.
Yeah.
Where it's like, Grace will be like, oh, check out that guy.
And Will will be like, yeah.
And people laugh.
That's not a joke.
That's only a joke if you think that's funny.
And we think that's funny.
No.
Don't put words in my mouth.
So yeah, there you go. Now the director of that,
I can't remember his name and I feel bad, but at the same time
it doesn't matter, does it? Let's say it's
Ben Kingsley. It's Ben Kingsley.
He was talking about some other one-shots
that they've been talking about that he wanted to push for.
And one of them he said was damage control.
I love it. I'm 100%
He said they probably can never do it though
or won't do it anytime soon
because it's cleaning up damage.
Right.
And most of these one shots are set in a room.
Right, yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or like a few rooms.
They could set it in like the admin offices or something.
Yeah, true.
I mean, and you could also just,
you could film it on the set of say the Avengers.
And then just reuse that footage.
Yeah, exactly. That's right. Good point, me. The Avengers. And then just reuse that footage. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
That's right.
Good point, me.
We're really good at making points.
We sure are.
Now, there was a rumour floating around the internet.
You and your rumours.
God, I'm sick of your rumours.
When we started this podcast, you said it was going to be all facts all the time.
Remember?
I did say that.
Yeah.
I did sign that piece of paper.
I promised your parents as well.
Yeah.
Remember?
I did say that.
Yeah.
I did sign that piece of paper.
I promised your parents as well.
Yeah.
But basically, have you heard the rumour that Doctor Doom will be possibly female in the Fantastic Four reboot?
No, I didn't hear that.
Well, debunked.
Okay, great.
Well, and also there's no precedent for it anywhere ever.
Yeah.
I'm sure Doom has a daughter, doesn't he, or something?
Or a sister?
No. Or a brother?
No. I'm sure I've seen... He's got an heir named Kristoff, something? Or a sister? No. Or a brother? No.
I'm sure I've seen...
He's got an heir named Kristoff, who was also a man.
Okay.
Yeah.
Was he a woman?
No.
I don't read a lot of Fantastic Four.
That's fine.
Because Reed Richards is a bit of a prick and I don't like him.
He's so smug and he seems to hate his family.
And he's always talking about science and fuck science.
That's right.
That's what I say.
Science is for nerds.
You say science is for nerds.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah.
I like Johnny Storm
because he's cool
and he probably wears sunglasses.
Great.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I am looking forward
to this movie
even though people are like,
fuck Fox,
give it back to Marvel or whatever,
which I guess they probably should do.
But Josh Frank is a good director
because he did Chronicle,
which you haven't seen yet.
Yeah.
Gotham TV series news.
Oh, okay, ready.
You familiar with that TV show?
We've talked about it before.
It's premiering sometime
at some point
which will be good.
I'm looking forward to them
when people make
minimalist posters of stuff
and be like,
Iron Man,
it'll just be like the chest piece
and it'll say Iron Man.
Just Gotham
and it's just the moustache.
The glasses and the moustache.
And it just says moustache. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, we may be closer to some moustache news. moustache. The glasses and the moustache. And it just says moustache underneath.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, we may be closer to some moustache news.
Moustache.
Benjamin McKenzie, you familiar with him?
From the OC.
From the OC.
Yeah.
He's been cast as Jim Gordon.
California, here we come.
California, here we come.
Phantom Planet.
Yep.
He's been cast as Jim Gordon.
Okay.
Initially, I was like, that's great.
And then I thought about it more, and it's still great.
I think it's really good. Yeah, okay. Apparently, he's in Southland Tales, which was like, that's great. And then I thought about it more, and it's still great. I think it's really good.
Yeah, okay.
Apparently, he's in Southland Tales, which is good in that.
Do you know he's 35?
How old does he look?
He looks like he's 14.
No, he doesn't.
He probably looks mid-20s.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, I think it's a great choice.
Yeah.
I reached out to him on Twitter, you'll be interested to know.
And I said, first of all, congratulations, Benjamin McKenzie.
I said, in my lisp.
And then I said, question, will you have a mustache?
And guess what he said?
Nothing.
No reply.
Zero reply.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
So I don't have anything to add to that.
Are you happy with that choice?
I always picture Gordon as more tall and rangy.
Yeah, he's a bit shorter, isn't he?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm willing to give it a shot.
Good.
Magic of television. Magic of television.
Magic of television.
Stand on a box.
Stand on a box.
It also confirms, I guess, that they're not going to link that in with the...
Not confirms, actually.
But it's probably not going to link in a Batman versus Superman versus Lex Luthor's tattoo or whatever's going on there.
Yeah.
You know what's funny, though, Mason?
Benjamin McKenzie is no stranger to the Batman universe.
He voiced Batman. Oh, because he was the voice of Batman. In Batman, you were. Yeah. You know what's funny though, Mason? Benjamin McKenzie is no stranger to the Batman universe. He voiced Batman.
Oh, because he was the voice of Batman.
In Batman, you were.
Yeah.
Which leads us into our topic for this week.
Oh, isn't that convenient?
Yes.
I had Doctor Who news.
Oh, do you?
Well, only in the sense that his new outfit was revealed.
Did you like the no...
I hate it.
I was going to say, I knew you would hate it because no tie?
He's got his collars up.
It's all the way back.
Too much shirt front? It no tie? He's got his collars up. It's all the way back. Too much shirt front?
It's just that he's got...
Okay, if your shirt is buttoned all the way to the top...
Which mine is.
Yes, then you're either in the Russian mob or your special needs.
Yeah, fair enough.
But isn't that the cool thing to do now?
It is, but...
Kids down the street, they have it.
We've got their plaid shirts.
His whole outfit is sort of based on, I would say, sort of British subcultures from like the 50s and 60s.
Yeah, and that one who wore the cape.
That Doctor Who wore the cape.
I can't remember which one he was.
But it's based loosely on that, they say.
Yeah, kind of.
Like a frilly cape, but it's less frilly.
But he wears like Doc Martens.
They're like patent leather Doc Martens.
Yeah.
And they're like wingtips.
Yeah.
And he's wearing like a crombie, which is sort of like the iconic British.
Back in the day when thugs were nicely dressed,
like that's what they would wear.
And he's got like a cardigan,
so he's quite British,
but I don't like it.
I don't like the colour scheme.
I don't like anything about it.
Well, you didn't like the Matt Smith one either.
Yeah, but I still...
Then they changed it.
Yeah, exactly.
Until I see some tweaks.
Not on board.
Also, I don't really watch Doctor Who,
so it's largely irrelevant.
I just thought I'd put my two cents in.
You normally watch the first one, then you go, okay, I'd put my two cents in you normally watch the first one
then you go okay
I'm back on board
and then you watch the finale
yeah
of that Doctor
yeah
and then I ask you to fill in the blanks
where the massive holes in logic are
and you can't fill them in
no I can't
no
yeah
apparently this harkens back to the old school
kind of adventure
kind of Doctor Who
more serious
less wackiness
great I'm on board.
There's less...
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
You know when they run down a corridor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty good.
Just a corridor, guys.
Just a corridor.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm sorry I derailed.
No problem at all.
That was a great segue.
I'm glad you ruined it.
You did.
Well, I was going to ruin it anyway
by saying,
hey, rate us on iTunes or something.
Oh, okay, good, yeah.
Because Mason has a dream
of being featured on iTunes.
That's your dream.
And I want to support him in his endeavours.
You're thinking of you.
You're the needy one.
We're at 71 on the iTunes website.
71 reviews.
Is that good?
It's good.
And they're like five stars.
It says five stars.
I want to get to 100.
Nice.
And then from there, I want to get to a million.
Well, here's your chance, everyone.
If you want to either contribute or you want to bring down that average.
If you want to drop in some ones, that's your call, isn't it?
But it would shatter Mason's dream.
No, your dreams.
Be aware of that.
Your dreams.
I don't have any of these dreams.
So, yeah.
Please rate us on iTunes
because it helps the show, doesn't it, Mason?
And thank you for listening also.
And also, thank you for listening.
And subscribing, all that sort of stuff.
All that stuff.
Because also, we crossed 250,000 views last week.
Yes, we did.
Views. Downloads.
Which is incredible
because we only started
in October.
Well, views in the sense
that I keep refreshing
that page and I think
I've viewed the stats
page about 250,000 times.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
So, isn't that amazing?
That is pretty amazing.
We thought that this
podcast was going to be
way more successful.
So, we're pretty pissed
off.
Mostly at you guys.
I've been raged.
No, seriously, it's amazing.
Who would have thought?
Not me.
No?
Alright. Well, Mason, we're going to go through all the DC animated movies and we're going to start... We're going to go through all of them? I've been raged for not listening seriously it's amazing who would have thought not me no alright
well Mason
we're going to go through
all the DC animated movies
and we're going to start
we're going to go through all of them
no we're not
we're going to go through some
I don't think collectively
we've seen all of them
collectively we've seen
most of them though
because I crunched the numbers
you added things up
I did
you added like 10 things
yes 10 things
that's crunching the numbers
using my 9 fingers
yeah
and then
and I thought also
maybe we could do the best and worst rating system, which we apply to
everything.
Fantastic.
What do you think?
Yes, I'm on board.
All right.
I thought we'd maybe start with the newest one.
Hang on.
I just got a Snapchat from somebody.
This is very inappropriate.
Is that a burger?
Yeah.
Who sent you that?
It doesn't matter.
Tell them to fuck off.
Do they know what we're doing?
No.
What relevance does
that have no no not relevant at all i'm not impressed by this i was friend of yours i just
i just want to let people know that i'm up on you know yesterday's technology i don't have snapchat
well yeah i'm terrified of technology that's why i hate reed richards his smug face yeah can you
tear reed richards in half no Can you personally do that for me?
I'm asking you.
Oh, then I'll give it a whirl, yeah, sure.
Good.
Okay, so we'll start with Justice League War, which was released this week.
Yeah.
The first New 52.
It is the first New 52.
It's based off, I think it's the six-issue Justice League arc from the New 52, as you mentioned.
There's a few minor changes, like they take out Aquaman for Shazam and some other stuff
who they're calling Shazam
they're not calling him
Captain Marvel
yeah weird hey
they did say that
didn't they
I didn't get that wrong
no he said Shazam
and he can say
okay I'm not up to date
with the new 52
Captain Marvel
no
but
yes
he's called
he can't say Shazam
no
because he'll
because he'll turn into
he'll turn back
it's not like he has to say
hey I'm Shazam now yeah which is weird yeah because It's not like he has to say it a certain way.
It's like, hey, I'm Shazam now.
Yeah.
Which is weird.
Yeah.
Because it's not like he has to say it a certain way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It changes him every time.
Yeah, yeah.
What did you think of it?
You know what?
I enjoyed it.
Mm-hmm.
It's always...
I find it's always quite jarring when you hear the new voice cast.
Yeah, absolutely.
Of a DC anything or other.
Especially Batman, for some reason.
Especially Batman.
It's because of...
What's his name?
Kevin Conroy.
Kevin Conroy does such an amazing job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I mean, there are other options.
You settle into it as it goes.
I think Jeremy Sisto does a good job,
having re-listened to some other stuff recently.
Who's the guy who's the commander in the Star Trek reboot?
Pike.
Admiral Pike.
Bruce Greenwood.
Bruce Greenwood does a good one.
He does a good one,'s gonna he does well yeah
ben mckenzie not a good one you weren't happy with that yeah a lot of people didn't like the
um but this guy justin amara i've not heard him before i don't like it not a fan i was
not on board initially it sort of settled in and then i'm not on board any again well again
i guess they're going for a younger kind of of Batman maybe that's why they've changed it up
I guess.
But he sounds like a
I don't know
he sounds like a
I don't know.
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
I understand.
It's gravelly
but it's very fake gravelly.
Oh okay like
Yeah exactly.
I didn't love this movie
to be honest.
Interesting.
I thought it was
one of the weaker entries
the ones that I've seen.
Action wise
great.
Animation great. Certain things about it I really enjoyed. But I didn't really love
it, to be honest. You know what? The bad guys are very generic. There's only parademons,
right? There's Darkseid and then several thousand parademons. That's pretty much all they're
facing. There's no charismatic villain. No personalities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, again,
it wasn't bad by any stretch.
I thought a very weird
characterization of Wonder Woman.
I thought also
a very weird characterization
of Superman.
Yeah, because he was kind of a...
Like a real smug prick.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Although, if anyone's
going to be a smug prick,
it's probably Superman.
I mean, I know it's
early days Superman,
and I guess that's kind of
what they're trying to push now, that
maybe he wasn't always great or whatever.
But when he steps into... Sometimes you wear a towel!
When he steps into
the costume, though, that's
when he first puts it on, that's who he is. He's not
like, oh, maybe, I don't know.
He's always like, strong resolve, good
morals, nice to everybody.
That kind of guy. Great hair. Great hair.
Great teeth. Great teeth.
I don't know, because there would have to be some sort of storyline where he's knocked
down a peg or two in order for him to recover from this incredible smugness, but where's
that going to come from?
Yeah, well, that's it.
There's nobody in that team anyway who could really hurt him.
I mean, Darkseid could, I guess, but I don't know.
And Wonder Woman especially, I thought she was kind of, I know she's from the island and whatever and she's new into the world,
but she was portrayed as really kind of stupid and naive,
but also a lot of bloodlust and kind of...
Which I know she's a warrior and whatever,
but things like where the girl has the ice cream and she's like,
get me some ice cream, I really like ice cream.
Like, what is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take a deep breath, lady.
Yeah, I just... I don't know, I thought it was a really weird and crappy kind of portrayal of her. ice cream i really like ice cream like what is this yeah yeah take a deep breath lady yeah i i
just i don't know i thought it was a really weird and crappy kind of portrayal of her uh-huh is this
have you did you read this justice league i did yeah i read the very i think i read the first
issue which is where batman and green lantern yeah that's quite it is i enjoy that interaction
is good and i like that story arc as well. It's interesting too that Hal Jordan is there.
Hal Jordan seems to be like a combination of Hal and Kyle.
Yeah.
And Ryan Reynolds.
And Ryan Reynolds.
He's kind of the wacky fun guy now.
The role in the old Justice League cartoon, which was filmed in by The Flash, is now Green Lantern, I guess.
So are these characterizations accurate to the comics now?
To an extent, yeah.
They're all pretty close.
Cyborg, I think, Cyborg's probably the closest.
It really annoyed me as well that they took Aquaman out
because Aquaman plays a big part in that storyline.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's getting a follow-on movie from this.
I was wondering the whole thing when he was going to show up.
Yeah.
I guess not.
Because I really like Aquaman.
And I think they're going to, I think they want DC movies, the actual movies, they're going to show up. Yeah. I guess not. Because I really like Aquaman. And I think they're going to...
I think they want DC movies,
the actual movies,
they're going to do something with him.
So maybe that's why they're holding off on him.
But...
Does Cyborg's origin in the comics now
consist of him grabbing the Mother Box
out of the anti-gravity field thing?
It's something like that.
You know what?
I think it might just explode and get...
I can't remember.
Because I don't know
if I want the safety
of my world
being presided over
by a guy who's like,
you won't come
to my football game!
I'll steal your science
experiment out of...
Oh, it exploded!
Spoiler alert, by the way.
I forgot I should have
mentioned that.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah.
But anyway,
I thought the Batman
and Green Lantern
interaction was good.
Yeah.
I thought that was
a net positive. I agree. And I thought the Batman-Green Lantern interaction was good. Yeah. I thought that was a net positive.
I agree.
And I thought the first...
The first sort of combat sequence between Superman and Batman...
Yeah.
I thought was quite good.
Yeah, because he's throwing everything at him and...
And none of it's working.
Yeah.
And I think it sort of...
It reaches the point where he knows he's going to lose.
Yeah.
So now it's time to negotiate.
Yeah.
Like he doesn't...
You wouldn't think in their
very first meet because i assume that in in most people would hope that in their first meeting
batman would win yeah through he'd pull some sort of but he couldn't no exactly he's not totally not
ready for that he needs time to prepare so i thought it was good that they didn't just have
him pull a kryptonite ring out or something yeah you know what have you and and be like look i'm
the best person on this planet yeah that's
right exactly
good point
like you said
though this is
where all the
DC animated
movies will be
building from
this is kind of
rebooted the
whole thing
or will they
though
because not
all of the
previous ones
have been in
the same continuity
I was going to
talk about this
a bit later
but basically
they've got a
plan for the
future
well by all
means
so we can talk about that at bit later, but basically they've got a plan for the future. Well, by all means.
So we can talk about that at the end, I guess?
Yeah, let's do it at the end.
So, best or worst movie ever?
Is there anything else to talk about in that one?
I don't know.
It's getting a lot of good reviews.
IGN, I think, gave it an 8.5, and I read through the comments, and most of the people were kind of more on the same page as us.
Kind of like, it's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's not great.
I'm going to give it worst movie ever.
I'm also going to have to give it that.
Just for lack of variety.
Yeah.
Superman's kind of a prick.
Yeah.
Weird characterizations.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe they'll grow on me, but maybe not.
Maybe.
I also don't like Wonder Woman's outfit now.
Though they changed that again from the comics, from the new 52, to make it less sexy, I think.
Okay, right. i can't remember
good call thank you you know what i have been noticing watching these animated films there's
a lot more there's a lot more blood and yeah like adult things than i was expecting yeah that's it
well they're all pg-13 pretty much i think okay yeah so yeah more so than the 90s ones just look
also one of them gets called a whore. Yeah. That was pretty rough, eh?
She's like, you're dressed like a whore.
I don't care for that.
Steady on, mate.
I know, right?
Yeah.
We can go back to other DC movies and work our way through.
Okay, let's do that.
Now, there are some ones from the 90s,
like The Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker,
which I think is 2000, not the 90s.
But the point is, we're probably won't touch on them today.
Okay.
Because there's a lot we've got to get through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd like to come back and talk about them at some point, though,
because those are... But Mask of the Phantasm, in particular, is one of the...
People say it's the best Batman movie that has ever been put to movies.
You mean animated movie?
No.
You're forgetting Batman 1989.
I am forgetting that, yeah.
Yeah.
And Batman 1966. I am forgetting that, yeah. And Batman 1966.
That's true.
Did you know there's a Batman 66 comic book?
Yes!
It goes for 99 cents on Comixology.
Pretty great.
I'll never read it.
You should, it's fun.
Yeah, I've heard it's good.
I'm kind of waiting for...
Maybe they've done it already because I'm behind.
I'm kind of waiting for Batman 66 Bane.
I think that would be the greatest, just to see what they do with it.
That'd be amazing, right?
That would be amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not, I assume it's completely in the style of the 66 one.
Yeah.
There's also a new Batman fan film which is out at the moment.
I was going to talk about it a bit later, but I can't remember the name of it.
What does he cross over with?
Is it Predators?
Aliens?
It's bizarre, and I can't remember the name of it.
I can quickly look it up, but I won't.
Just look it up.
Look up Batman fan film, whatever.
You'll find it.
The new one.
And it's basically, he starts off as the 1966 Batman, and he goes in to fight Black Mask,
and Black Mask pours a liquid kind of goop on him, and it hardens, and then it's like
the Dark Knight outfit, and then it's a whole lot of dubstep and fighting.
Huh.
It's kind of like a tribute to both kind of eras of Batman.
Interesting. it's kind of like a tribute to both kind of eras of Batman and the guy who
is Batman is an actual ninja
and whatever
it's cool, it's worth watching
it's complete fucking nonsense
but in a good way, you know what I mean?
we're used to that though
so yeah, check it out or don't
it was an exclusive on comicbookmovie.com if you wanted to check it out Mason
also
if we're talking about sort of Batman tribute
stuff, there's
a crossover that came out quite a few years ago.
Batman
Planetary. Planetary, they like this
secret organization. It's a
Wildstorm book, but it's basically
the Planetary team
go to their
reality's Gotham City
to track down a serial killer
who has the power to pierce through dimensions.
And as a result, they end up encountering...
They discover that in every Gotham City except their own,
there's a Batman.
And they meet all the various Batmans of the various eras.
Cool. Is that a comic?
Just a comic, yeah.
Awesome.
Planetary. I'm going to check that out. Please do. Is it on comiX did you say? Just a comic, yeah, yeah. Awesome. Planetary.
Planetary, yeah.
I'm going to check that out.
Please do.
Is it on comiXology.com?
I would imagine it is, yeah.
All right, then.
Certainly somewhere on the internet.
No doubt.
Yeah.
Let's go back, Mason.
Let's go back in time.
Now, I've omitted the ones that we haven't seen, which I'll quickly touch on at the end.
So we're going to start with Justice League New Frontier from 2008.
That's my fight.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
I actually have not seen this one.
Well.
Now, my understanding is that this is set in the 50s.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Or that kind of 50s kind of era.
Yeah, it's based on Darwin Cook, who was a writer-illustrator for DC and all the various
other places.
It's his work.
It was a graphic novel that came out quite a few years ago.
And it's set in...
I'm trying to remember what continuity it's in.
It's set in the Golden Age continuity.
So Superman and Batman
have been fighting crime since the 40s.
So they're in it.
And it's sort of set just before...
It's sort of just at the origin of the Silver Age.
So we see the origin of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern.
We see the origin of the Flash.
We see the arrival of Martian Manhunter to Earth. And it's very... One of the flash and we see the arrival of martian manhunter okay to earth
and it's very like one of the things that i've noticed having watched and re-watched some of
these ones is they really do nail down sort of the the comic book style like they get yeah the
specific style of each of the artists they really do a good job absolutely right yeah
and this one especially they really it's a it's a very
stylized look it's very cartoony comic booky and it's very specific but it really really works
it is it's quite reminiscent of well it's a little bit reminiscent of the old justice league the old
batman animated series kind of thing you know they're very they're kind of all the everybody
looks kind of caricaturey yeah but it's But it's just... It's very well written.
It's great.
A lot of good action.
It's a really solid...
Piece.
It's a real solid piece.
It stands alone, yeah.
It sounds kind of like pre-Kingdom Come kind of era.
Would that be right?
Ah, yeah.
They don't really have that much in common, but yeah.
Okay.
It does have GoldenEye Superman with the black S.
Okay, cool.
I know that for a fact here, I've looked up that Wonder Woman is taller than Superman in it.
Wow.
So that's interesting.
Yeah.
Women and stuff, you know.
I know, right?
How awful.
Anyway, best movie ever.
Best movie ever.
That's what I'm saying, pretty much.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So definitely one that I should check out.
You should definitely check it out.
And you should check it out.
No, I've already done that.
That's why I...
Were you not listening when I just...
I've seen it.
I was here in the room.
Right.
That I remember.
Okay, good.
Well, that's a start at least. Now, I don't think this is the was here in the room. Right. That I remember. Okay, good. That's a start at least.
Now, I don't think this is the next one in the continuity, but did you see Batman Gotham
Knight from 2008?
It's been a while, but yes, I have seen it.
Yeah.
I think I saw it when it came out, yeah.
Me too.
That's the anthology one, right?
That's the anthology one.
It's the one that's set between Batman Begins and Dark Knight.
Though they don't really...
It's supposed to be set in the same universe, but there's a lot of things that don't really
tie in.
Uh-huh.
Because I think they probably, the people who made that, didn't know a lot of things that don't really tie in because i think they probably the people who made that didn't know
a lot what was happening with the dark knight right so they had to yeah fill in the blanks
exactly but like it's it's great it's basically a collection of short stories it's five or six
i can't remember that um i've written a few here that i that i like and supposedly also this can
be set they've retroactively retroactively said that it could be said in kind of any kind of
universe yeah well i guess it can slide in anyway yeah of any kind of universe. Yeah, well, I guess so, yeah.
It can slide in any way.
Yeah.
There's the one, Have I Got a Story for You, where the kids...
Debate what they think.
Yeah.
Because they've all...
They all had an encounter with Batman on that day.
Right.
And then they meet at the skate park.
Uh-huh.
Basically, they've all interpreted him in different ways.
Because you know he's a myth and whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
One sees him, saw him as a robot.
One saw him as kind of like a shadow kind of...
Right, right, right.
Figure or something. One saw him as like a of like a shadow kind of figure or something.
One saw him as like a man bat kind of creature.
And it's basically Batman kind of chasing this criminal across the city.
And he's having these interactions with the kids.
And then eventually it all comes to a head in this place.
Like an episode of Seinfeld.
Like an episode of Seinfeld, yeah.
So that's a really good one.
I think, isn't there an episode of the animated series?
I was going to say, yeah.
There is one, and there's like three kids who are like,
oh, and I saw him do this, and he fought this bad guy, whatever.
And there's like one really flamboyant kid with a scarf,
or like a feather bow, or something like that.
And he's like, I think he's, and then he describes like,
it's clearly meant to be Joel Schumacher.
Because he's like, and then his car drove up a wall,
and then there's all these fluorescent lights.
And don't they actually say to him, shut up, Joel.
I think they do.
I might have just imagined that.
There's another one in it called Working Through the Pain
where he's injured and he's going through the sewers to escape
and he's having all these kind of flashbacks
to how he learned to manage his pain
and all the kind of works into his training,
which is really, really interesting.
And another one which is great is,
I think it's the last one,
it's called Deadshot,
where he goes up against Deadshot.
He thinks that Deadshot's sent to kill Gordon,
or that's what he's led to believe.
And then there's this amazing Batman-Deadshot showdown,
and it's incredible.
So, check it out, Mason.
Best movie ever or worst movie ever?
I would say definitely best movie ever.
And the best thing about that is,
obviously some stories are better than others.
But if you don't like one, they only go for like six, seven minutes.
Right.
So there's another one right around the corner.
Huh.
Another one around the corner.
But I think they're all great.
Wow.
Those are the ones I enjoy the most.
Beautiful.
Best movie ever.
Wow.
Did I say that?
You did.
I did.
I have no idea, but I'm saying it again.
Wow.
Do you have anything to say or add to that?
No.
Hmm.
In 2009, Mason, there was a Wonder Woman movie.
I've seen that one.
I have not seen that one.
So why don't you tell me about this and I'll be here.
Well, it's got your best mate, Nathan Fillion, in it.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Cool.
And it's the classic, he's a fighter pilot.
Yeah.
He's going to crash into the ocean, but of course the Paradise Island is revealed to him,
and instead of crashing into the ocean,
he makes a crash landing,
and he meets Wonder Woman,
who he immediately falls in love with
and starts to creep on,
because that's kind of...
He's kind of a creep in this one.
Yeah.
He's kind of a...
Yeah.
And then upon interrogating him,
they realise that he hasn't come to invade,
but he's come
to instead just because he crash landed.
To just hang out.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're like, well, we've got to return him to man's world.
And so they send Diana Wynne to the challenge to bring him back to the modern day world
when she goes out of the game.
Okay.
This is before he's Green Lantern?
No, this is Steve Trevor.
Oh, Steve Trevor.
Oh, yeah, because Nathan Fillion is Steve Trevor.
Because he's also been Green Lantern.
Yeah, exactly.
I got confused then.
See, this is what happens to the internet.
If you want Nathan Fillion for everything, it causes confusion.
So she takes Nathan Drake back to the island.
Yes.
From the island, yeah.
Takes him back to New York.
And then, of course, while she's out in the world, Ares also gets loose.
Who was captured by Hippolyta many, many centuries before. And there's a bit of trouble. York and then of course while she's out in the world uh Ares also gets loose ah who's been
captured he was captured by Hippolyta many many centuries before yeah and uh there's a bit of
trouble oh yeah it sounds really good and the whole the whole yeah it's good there's a lot of
there's a bit of kind of gender politics in it yeah as you might imagine with the Wonder Woman
cartoon there's a lot of like you know what what is expected of men and women and yeah you know
you know at this at one point you know she is a she women. Yeah. You know, at one point, you know, she is a brave, bold, worried woman,
but at one point there is a fight in a shoe shop.
So, you know, it kind of goes back and forth.
Okay, right.
And he's kind of this creep and he's this womanizer kind of thing,
and she sort of helps him find the error of his ways,
but he's still a creep at the end.
Yeah, okay, fair enough. Well, people have said on the internet that they want just But he's still a creep at the end. Yeah, okay. Fair enough.
Well, people have said on the internet that they want just the Wonder Woman movie to be this.
Right, right, right.
I mean, that sounds like that could totally work if you took out the shoe store fight.
Right, right, right.
I guess.
And she is that...
It is a little bit of that kind of...
She's kind of that ingenue character where she's like this bold warrior woman and she gets to New York.
She's like, what's all this?
Everything's amazing. What do you call what's all this? Everything's amazing.
What do you call that?
You know?
That sounds amazing.
Also, they've got like, you know,
magic medieval technology,
but also an invisible jet.
That doesn't make any sense.
That Steve Trevor can fly.
Ah, okay.
Yeah.
Can you see him in the jet as it's flying?
No.
That's always portrayed,
even though it's like in like parody cartoons or whatever.
Like the invisible jet is invisible, but the people inside it aren't.
Right.
Seems weird.
Yeah, it is.
Seems kind of pointless.
A little bit pointless, yeah.
All right, cool.
So would you say best movie ever?
I'd say best movie ever.
It's quite good, yeah.
Okay.
Really, it's very solid, yeah.
Let me tell you some trivia about that.
Okay, please do.
An earlier cut received an R rating, so it was recut as a PG-13 film.
Linda Carter was also wanted for Hera, but had to refuse due to other conflict.
Okay.
Schedulings.
Righty-o.
Let's move it along.
Okay.
Next one is Superman, Batman, Public Enemies.
Now, I don't know, I can't remember whether I've seen this one.
I know the story, but I might have seen clips of it.
Uh-huh.
You might have read the Superman, Batman comic book on which it is based.
That I have read.
Uh-huh.
Interesting fact, though.
Most of the voice actors are recorded in the same room.
That's a rarity, right? Yeah.
I prefer that.
Sometimes, not always, but
you can kind of tell when they're not.
But other times, like for example, Monsters, Inc. is a
really good example of this, where it wasn't
really working when they did it separately, so they got John Goodman
and... The Simpsons is famously
all recorded in the same room, or separate rooms, I can't remember.
But famously, one of those is the case.
I think it's all the same room.
Yeah, that probably sounds right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne don't actually appear in this.
I mean, obviously they're counterparts, but it's just Superman, Batman.
Yeah, you're right.
I might be.
I don't remember.
Oh, okay.
No, I have seen this one.
I saw it.
I actually watched it.
I re-watched it today.
Okay. So, it's really good. It's very accurate to the comic book. I might be I don't remember oh okay no I have seen this one I saw it I actually watched it I rewatched it today okay so
it's really good
it's very accurate
to the comic book
I like that
the actress is terrific
yeah
original
DC animated universe
voice actors
which I appreciate
it's the
Lex Luthor becomes
president storyline
oh okay
cool
yeah of course
and it's a little bit
simpler in this one
but he just sets
a billion dollar bounty
on Superman yeah essentially there's a kryptonite asteroid that one, but he just sets a billion dollar bounty on Superman.
Yeah.
Essentially, there's a kryptonite asteroid.
That's right.
The kryptonite asteroid.
And he blames on him or something?
Essentially, there's a kryptonite asteroid.
It's headed towards Earth.
It's going to destroy Earth.
And he sets up a meeting.
Luthor sets up a meeting with Superman
to sort of negotiate Superman helping out.
But essentially, all he wants to do is frame Superman
for the murder of Metallo
oh okay
why is that a bad thing
well
he
the idea is
that Luthor's reformed
and he's saying
that Metallo also reformed
oh okay right
but then Superman
just murdered him
and he sets up
like footage of
Superman like
dropping a limo
on him and stuff like that
you know
in self-defense
cool
because who hasn't
dropped a limo
on somebody in self-defense
yeah I know it happens
yeah yeah
but anyway and then he says well Superman you know the kryptondefense cool who hasn't dropped a limo on somebody in self-defense yeah i know it happens yeah yeah but anyway and then then he says well superman you know the kryptonite
radiation is driving superman mad so let's set a billion dollar bounty on him oh yeah maybe i
haven't seen this you might have yeah you wouldn't you'd remember do you remember a giant half
superman half batman robot no oh then you haven't seen it i would say you haven't seen it no okay
oh geez but it's pretty it's's good, it's super fun.
I think that's probably the,
you know,
the world's at stake
but it's super fun.
It's like a Thor The Dark World.
Okay, cool.
A lot is happening,
you know.
It's good fun.
Good variety of villains
and heroes.
Oh, that's what I like to see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like to see at least
six villains
in every comic book movie.
Wow.
Oh, so best movie ever?
Best movie ever, yeah.
Alright, I'm going to say
worst movie ever. Wow. I would say, I. Alright, I'm going to say worst movie ever.
Wow.
I would say,
I'm pretty sure
I haven't seen any of that
actually now I think about it.
I might be confusing
with another one.
Next one is in 2010.
This is Justice League Crisis
on Two Earths.
Haven't seen it.
Did you see it?
I have seen it.
I really, really enjoy this one.
It's basically, you know,
it's like the parallel dimension.
I'm familiar with it.
Yes, where there's an evil
Justice League called
something else,
which I can't remember
crime syndicate
crime syndicate
which I read the comic
of which is amazing
and James Wood
plays Owlman
the Batman counterpart
and he's great
apparently he recorded
all these lines
via satellite
in a different studio
which I felt
I thought
I was really disappointed
when they said
in a studio
because I thought
he just did it
from his house
over Skype
yeah yeah
but no that's a
that's a really
we just sent like
cassette tapes to them.
It's really, really...
He caught it on a Teddy Ruxpin.
Yeah.
And he just had it floating around his house.
It's great.
It's basically, you know,
because it's the Justice League
going up against the Justice League, essentially.
Yeah, yeah.
And, you know, you've got, like,
an evil Flash and an evil whatever.
And, you know, Batman is Owlman.
And his master plan is to just destroy
every multiple universe.
And in the end, it basically comes down to Batman, not to spoil anything, but Batman and Owlman have to go head to head.
And it's, and Owlman, you know.
Owl the Rangs.
Owl the Rangs, yeah.
And it's basically, you know, Batman's kind of resolve and willingness, you know, not to kill and do anything to stop him though against this guy who's who's batman but a complete lunatic
right yeah so it's it's really really good because even the people on our man's team at the end are
like we should probably stop this guy because he's crazy uh so it's it's well and there's also like a
like a good version of lex luther a good version of the Joker because they're like the Justice League
kind of thing
and from their dimension
is he the Japester?
it's something else
he's called the Trick
not the Trickster
I can't remember
what he's called
no he's a Jester
I think he's called
the Jester
he's got a Jester's hat
but that one's
definitely worth a watch
check it out
why is there not
a definitive
reverse Batman?
they keep trying it
they tried it with
Deathstroke
didn't really stick
he's his own character, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess the problem is that...
There are alternative versions, but they're all essentially Batman.
I guess in saying that, if they become a decent enough character, they just move on
on their own.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Oh, Prometheus.
They tried it with Prometheus.
I don't know.
Oh, who's that?
I'm not familiar with that.
Prometheus was the guy, he attempted to destroy the entire Justice League.
He's got a...
He's got, he's got like um he's he's he's the reverse of batman insofar as he is the child of
two like insane criminals okay we're going to killing like a killing and robbery spree across
america and then they were killed by the cops and so he saw revenge against the law gotcha uh and
he's he's like batman he went around the world and he developed like lots of skills and he's got
like he's got like a key to the phantom zone and he developed lots of skills. And he's got a key to the Phantom Zone.
And he's got a helmet that he can download.
Additional martial arts.
Yeah, iTunes.
Like martial arts skills.
And he's got a nightstick that he can...
He's got superpowers in it.
Okay, cool.
Well, I actually just did think of one.
In the New 52 Batman story arc,
there's a guy who shows up who says that he's his brother.
Right.
He's Bruce Wayne's
abandoned brother
and he's part of
the Court of Owls.
Oh, okay, right.
And he's an owl
kind of-ish man also.
Would you say
he's an owlish man?
Yes, he is.
You just said that.
That's good.
It's good to have
confirmation though.
Okay, that's interesting.
And if you haven't read
that new 52 Batman arc,
get into it.
It's really, really good.
Yeah.
Scott Snyder,
who's great.
Okay, yeah, cool.
Yeah.
Well, it's interesting that they're bringing in like an Earth-1 owl man really good. Yeah. Scott Snyder, who's great. Okay. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Well, it's interesting that they're bringing in like an Earth One owl man.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's ridiculous, though.
Yeah.
Who's afraid of an owl man?
Batman.
Yeah.
Because the owls, apparently, this is in the New 52 Batman, owls are apparently the natural
predators of bats.
But are you afraid of an owl?
I'm afraid.
If an owl was in here right now, flattering around,
it would disturb me.
I guess that's really...
Sure.
I mean, I wouldn't be happy.
Yeah, okay.
But also, a bat would probably freak me out more.
Kill a moth, also a reverse Batman.
Okay.
Yeah.
Secondary trace, more or less.
The Joker.
Oh, yeah.
Because they're equal, or whatever.
Yep.
If I haven't said it, best movie ever.
Uh-huh.
Moving on.
Also in 2000...
William Baldwin as Batman.
How's that Batman voice?
From memory, it's fine
Okay
Nolan North as Green Lantern
Yeah
That's your mate
And my mate Nolan North
They're also saying for the Uncharted
Like get Nolan North
I like Nolan North
Does he look anything like that?
He looks like a regular guy
He's not ugly by any stretch
Right
But he just looks like a regular guy
And Nathan Drake needs to be super handsome
And super Mark Wahlberg or
Nathan Fillion or something.
How about this?
Because I'm reading facts here.
I like facts.
This is the most research I've ever done.
But it says in Crossroads of Two Earths, President Slade Wilson.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Does he get much of a role in that?
I don't remember.
I saw this a few years ago.
Okay.
There you go.
Couldn't tell you to be honest.
2010 was a good year though for animated movies because another one came out that I really
enjoyed.
Batman Under the Red Hood
which is based off
the Death in the Family
storyline.
Very famous.
I'm familiar with it.
Yeah.
I know you are.
I know you are Mason.
Yeah.
It's the first time
that Jason
I got that graphic novel
as a kid
and I left it out
my dad read it
and he's like
Robin gets bludgeoned
to death with a crowbar
and I'm like
yep.
I didn't write it. You would have been like five or six. Yeah something like that And I'm like, yep. I didn't write it.
You would have been like five or six.
Yeah, something like that.
I'm like, well, this is what it is.
It's alright, there's other Robins.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the second Robin.
It's largely irrelevant.
It's largely irrelevant, exactly.
But that's actually the first time
Jason Todd is featured in any animated movie.
Oh, ever?
Yeah, that's a good point.
Because the original Batman animated series
went directly from Dick Grayson to Tim Drake.
Yeah, and Tim Drake in that also has elements of Tim Drake and Jason Todd.
Yeah, that's right.
I can't remember exactly what, but there's a bit of a mixture in there.
But yeah, they have skipped over him.
Okay.
The voice of one of the Winchester brothers, Dean, or Sam.
Jensen Ackles.
Jensen Ackles, that's him.
He's the Red Hood in it, who makes a reappearance.
I think Neil Patrick Harris is Robin, or Nightwing? He's Nightwing, yeah. Yeah, he was really good. He's the Red Hood in it, who makes a reappearance. I think Neil Patrick Harris is Robin?
Oh, he's Nightwing, yeah.
Yeah, he was really good.
That's a great movie.
That's probably one of my favourites.
The fighting in that is really brutal.
There's a bit where Batman goes toe-to-toe with Red Hood at the end.
And they're in a bathroom, and it's just like tiles breaking in,
and noses being smashed.
It's incredible.
It's really good.
See, that was the one I wanted to get to, but I didn't quite have time.
Yeah.
How does he come back to life?
I mean, spoilers obviously, but because in the DC comic book universe, he came back to
life because Superboy punched him back to life using reality punches.
Yes.
It's just the Lazarus pit.
Okay, good.
Right.
So, yeah.
And he comes back and he's crazy and whatever.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. It's pretty great. All right, good. Check it out. Bestus Pit. Okay, good. Right. So, yeah. And he comes back and he's crazy and whatever. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's pretty great.
Yeah, good.
Check it out.
Best movie ever.
There you go.
In 2011, All-Star Superman.
Mm-hmm.
Have you read the comic?
Yes, loved it.
Have you read the animated movie?
It's not how animation works, but I see where you're going with it.
From context, I understand what you're saying.
I have watched it, yes.
Yeah, what do you think?
Really good.
Yeah, I liked it too.
Mm-hmm.
There's a lot they omit from the comic.
Yeah, yeah. Which I really wanted to see. Uh-huh. And from the top of my head, I watched it it, yes. Yeah, what did you think? Really good. Yeah, I liked it too. There's a lot they omit from the comic, which I really wanted to see.
And from the top of my head,
I watched it a while back,
I can't remember what those particular bits are.
But I like the kind of trials that he goes through
and how he's dying.
I would assume that that would have been
one of the things they cut out,
like when he fights Atlas and all those things.
I would have been like,
that's a little...
That doesn't fit with any of the rest of the DC Universe.
But yeah, they kept that in, which is interesting.
Yeah.
Also, now this is kind of unrelated.
Well, it's not really related.
It is related.
In the comics, you know Leo Quintom?
Yes.
In it?
You know, the guy, the fancy man.
The head scientist.
Yeah.
There's a rumour that Grant Morrison,
though Grant Morrison denies this,
that he's...
Writer of All-Star Superman.
Oh, sorry, yeah.
Grant Morrison, writer of All-Star Superman.
That he is Lex Luthor from the future. that denies this, that he's... Writer of All-Star Superman. Oh, sorry, yeah. Grant Morrison, writer of All-Star Superman. He, uh,
that he is Lex Luthor
from the future.
Because there's a few things
that point towards it.
One of them being,
he says,
I'm trying to escape to...
I'm trying to escape...
I can't fucking...
You know what I've discovered
from this podcast?
What's that?
I can't read.
I've noticed that.
I didn't want to say anything.
But it's always been a problem, yeah.
I read too much in my head.
I should practice more.
One day we'll teach you how to read.
That'd be great.
I'm trying to escape a doomed world to Superman, the past.
Okay.
That'd be anything.
So implying that he killed Superman
and he was trying to make amends for that
or trying to fix it.
But also, yeah, apparently it's not the case.
But there's a lot of...
Like, they look similar.
They stand similar.
There's a lot of similarities.
Uh-huh.
I read my Sunday to Sunday thing every week.
I read that.
Maybe you have a lot of practice.
This is one take, though.
Yeah, good point.
I don't practice it, though.
I just do it.
Huh.
This is bullshit.
Maybe you're afraid.
I am afraid.
Afraid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to say, you may be right,
because all the art by Frank Quitely is very deliberate.
Like, Superman, when he's Superman...
You can look up all the character sketches.
When he's Superman, he stands a certain way.
And when he's Clark Kent, he's got a very definitive slouch.
You can see there's a lot of storyboarding where you can see how he developed that.
And so I guess if there is that, then
it was probably deliberate. I mean,
they may have done it deliberately to
foster discussion and say,
hey, wouldn't this be a
real trip, hey?
The other thing is, though, I guess Superman would be aware
of that. Because Superman could see through a
person. So I'd imagine he'd have, I don't know,
Lex Luthor's bone structure memorized
or something. So he'd probably be aware of it. I don't know lex luther's bone structure or something yeah he'd
probably be aware of it i don't know but i think that would be really cool i think if this one this
is one that's clearly based on a comic because it's a little bit weird like you said with the
atlas yeah and it's a little bit out there and obviously a lot of grant morrison's work is that
so i think if you're a kind of a casual superman fan jumping into this one is probably not one to
get into really because it's continuity-free, really.
Well, that's true.
As long as you know who Superman and Lex Luthor are.
Yeah, and Quintal.
Yeah.
See, I feel...
Because I always thought the idea of the all-star books
was that you didn't have to know anything about
those characters.
You could just sort of jump in.
So sorry to just completely derail your point.
But I think you're wrong.
And I can read.
So who's the winner here?
You got me.
Yeah.
You bloody got me.
That's right.
I don't know.
I enjoy it because it does seem to work as a big animation product.
Like, it's got a lot of scale.
Yeah.
It's big stakes.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Best movie ever.
Best movie ever.
Yeah.
Next one.
We've talked about this just briefly before.
Batman Year One from 2011.
Oh, I actually also saw Superman Batman Apocalypse.
Oh, I missed that.
Sorry.
I said that I didn't say it, but I just saw it right now.
You son of a bitch.
Tell me about that one.
Well, it's the Supergirl arrives on a storyline.
Okay.
And then he's abducted by Darkseid.
And then there's all sorts of shenanigans.
That sounds like another one we're going to talk about later.
Really?
Unbound.
I haven't seen that one.
Cool.
A lot of crossover then.
A lot of crossover.
Because there's not enough Superman and or Batman storylines to go around.
No.
In the 60, 70 years they've been around.
You know?
Just go over and over again.
That's what I say.
Make every film a reboot.
Exactly.
Yeah, more origins.
That's what I say.
That's what we need.
But again, this is one...
Superman, Batman, Apocalypse.
It's another one sort of a la The New Frontier
where they've really nailed the art style of the original artist of the comic books.
In this case, it's Michael Turner.
Yep.
Who did the Superman, Batman storyline and Fathom,
which is about a girl who can turn into water.
It's not irrelevant.
It's not relevant. It's not relevant.
Can she move around?
I can't remember.
Is it just like Alex Mack, the TV show Alex Mack?
It's exactly like that, but sexier.
If that's even possible.
I really like that girl when I was at school.
I love her.
Anyway, spectacular kind of action.
You sort of see where the Man of Steel, I think.
I think this may have inspired, a lot of these animations may have inspired the visual look of Man of Steel, I think? I think this may have inspired...
A lot of these animations may have inspired the visual look of Man of Steel.
Okay.
Like the action style and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Like big scope.
Yeah.
A lot of action.
A lot of action?
A lot of action.
You know I love action.
I know you do.
Less S-shields being thrown.
You know?
Plastic S-shields.
Absolutely.
Anyway, sorry, you were saying?
Oh, so best movie ever then that sounds like
yeah it's really good
alright
so it's one of those
ones worth watching
yeah but it's another
one of those world
storylines
rather where
like
Supergirl's like
I don't know what
it's like to be a girl
on earth
and he's like
Superman's like
I've got some ideas
and then she goes shopping
it's one of those
you know
she's like I love earth
because I've gone shopping I'm such she goes shopping. It's one of those, you know? She's like, I love Earth because I've gone shopping.
I'm such a girl, you know?
There's a recurring kind of motif in all of these.
Speaking of girls, Benjamin McKenzie's performance as Batman in Year One.
Don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
See, I'm okay with it.
It was one of those things where I first heard it and I went, oh, that's really jarring.
But I kind of settled into it.
I don't feel that... I don't know how went oh that's really jarring but I kind of settled into it I don't feel that
I don't know how well
Frank Miller's stuff translates
his dialogue especially
translates to animation
yeah
it's one
it's the sort of
comic books are very
odd medium
in that
you see
things being said
did you just hate on comic books
you son of a bitch
no I said there was
a very specific
how dare you
I said there was a very specific medium in that you can
read something in a panel and it doesn't seem ridiculous no you're right yeah because you sort
of you sort of manipulate the words you put your own cadence on it you put your own cadence on it
and you go i see how that would work yeah but in this they've they've literally taken some of the
things that people they've literally taken what's in the speech bubble and have people say it and it doesn't seem right you're a fair point like
there's a bit where gordon goes up to negotiate with like a mentally ill man who's holding
someone hostage yeah and the guy is just saying the exact things that are in year one like that
are on the page and it doesn't work it doesn't work yeah yeah there's got to be i think people
are reluctant especially because with year one because it's such an iconic yeah yeah and it's the same bible it's like it's like the bible
they're both fictional uh i'll take that out no let it in what's the worst that could happen
that uh what is it that those ones are very iconic and people would get annoyed if you mess with them
because they are basically you're probably right.
Yeah, I mean... I'm happy to let
these things slide, but people are not. I agree. I totally agree.
And we will talk about the Dark Knight
Returns in a bit, because there's some stuff I want to...
I had a very similar thing to say about that.
Same writer and all that.
But also, do you know how Bryan Cranston,
on the other hand, is a really good
Commissioner Gordon? Yeah, yeah. And I think he'd be
a great Commissioner Gordon in the movie as well.
People are saying
get him for Lex Luthor.
He shouldn't be Lex Luthor.
I think they should get
Nathan Fillion
and Bryan Cranston
and team them up.
I don't know how.
Just put them together.
Have them...
Have them all...
There's an old
Michelin Web...
You're familiar with
Michelin Web?
Love Michelin Web.
British comedy team.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me?
Anyway, they had...
They did a sketch once about these two actors
who are both very high-profile actors.
Yeah.
And they want to do Sherlock Holmes,
but they're so egotistical that one always wanted to be Sherlock.
They both wanted to be Sherlock Holmes.
So in a compromise, they had him switch scene to scene.
I've seen that.
Yeah.
I think they should do that.
Bryan Cranston
Nathan Fillion
they just switch
every time
like one scene
one of them's Superman
and the other's Superman
and the other's Lex Luthor
and then one's Batman
and then they're both
Wonder Woman
it doesn't matter
that's an amazing sketch
just put it together
look up that sketch
Mitchell and Webb
Sherlock Holmes
yeah
you'll find it
yeah
Bryan Cranston
he initially turned down Gordon because he thought it was based
on a 1960s TV series.
Oh, okay.
I think a lot of people's knowledge of Batman, though, would come from that.
And because he's of that age.
Right, right, right.
I'd imagine he hasn't spent a lot of time reading comics books.
Why would he?
Right.
That would be a lot of people's understanding of it.
But they sent him the script and he's like, yeah, we'll do this.
Because I bashed a guy with a baseball bat
in it
true yeah
there's also some stuff
that doesn't translate
in that
there's a bit in the comic
where Batman kicks down
a tree
as Bruce Wayne
in the comic
you can kind of go
this is a comic
okay
but then you see it
and you're like
that's kind of weird
that he can kick
through a tree
and it's not like
a sapling
it's a tree
and it's not like
a rotted through tree
it's like a proper tree
it's a tree
yeah
and in the comic which you don't really see it fall you just see him kicking the tree. And it's not like a rotted through tree. No. It's like a proper tree. It's a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in the
comic books, you don't really see it fall. No.
You just see him kicking the tree. Yeah. So maybe he's just
kicking a tree off. Maybe he's kicked that tree
every day for a year. You know. Yeah.
Maybe he should have said that. I've been
kicking this tree all day. Thank God. All day,
every day. I love it.
I'd say
Wish I had something other to occupy my time like
crime fighting, but I don't. I'm just going to kick this time like crime fighting but I don't just gonna kick
this tree
so I'm sensing
your worst movie
ever from you
yeah worst movie
ever
I'm gonna say
best because I
like it
okay that's
right
yeah
there's a lot
of stuff about
that comic
it's not
I don't want to
say overrated
it's definitely
not overrated
but there are
better stories
I reckon it's
pretty great
have you ever
read the black
mirror
I'm gonna talk about that later okay it's great what. Have you ever read The Black Mirror? I'm going
to talk about that later. Okay. It's great. What don't you like about Batman U1? I don't
know. It's not that I don't like it. I'm just saying there are better stories. Name one
besides Black Mirror, which I've not heard of. I think, okay, here you go. I think the
new Batman story arc by Scott Snyder is better than U1. Wow. There you go. Okay. But if...
Stick that up your ass. If you hadn't read Batman U1, would you be...
Does it not build on...
Some of it does, but yeah.
Look, don't get me wrong.
I'm probably...
People on the internet, get him wrong.
He hates everything you like and you should tell him.
It's good.
He's a prick.
It's really great.
But you've backed me into a corner.
I have, haven't I?
What about the bit where he's trapped in the tent and I blow it up and then he's only got like... It's great. I'm not saying it's not great. No, you're saying it's really great. But you've backed me into a corner. I have, haven't I? What about the bit where he's trapped in the tent and I blow it up and then he's only got like...
It's great.
I'm not saying it's not great.
No, you're saying it's not great.
I'm saying there are better stories.
No, you're probably right.
Continue.
What's the one where...
The Asylum one is good.
Ark of Asylum.
Ark of Asylum.
Right.
That's good.
Okay.
There you go.
Yeah, okay, good.
Long Halloween, that's good.
There you go.
Long and Dark Victory.
Both of those are amazing.
Okay.
Yeah. Shut up, Mason. James hates Batman, you love him. Long Halloween that's good there you go and Dark Victory both of those are amazing okay yeah
shut up Mason
James hates
Batman Year One
I think they're extensions
of Year One though
aren't they
there's Year Two
and there's Year Three
yeah but I mean
they're in the same universe
yeah
or not
I don't know
who cares
next one
Justice League Doom
2012
didn't see it
give me a rundown
okay well it's based
on the Tower of Babel
okay well I've read that
yeah so it's basically that except the difference is Ra's al Ghul doesn't get hold of Batman
Secret Files.
It's...
No, sorry.
Vandal Savage does.
Yeah, it's Ra's al Ghul in Tower of Babel, but in this one it's Vandal Savage.
It's Vandal Savage, yeah.
I would feel a little bit ripped off if I was Ra's al Ghul.
Yeah.
Because Vandal Savage is like 50,000 years old and he doesn't have to do anything.
Occasionally he has to replace a damaged organ or something like that.
Yeah.
And he's got thousands of descendants.
So he can just rip one out and just put it in, you know?
Ra's al Ghul.
What is he, 1,000?
Yeah, something like that.
Weak.
Weak.
Weak.
And every time he comes back he's worse, isn't he?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So yeah, good point.
Or to correct it, yeah.
Yeah.
Ra's al Ghul is a better villain, I would argue that.
Yeah, you probably are.
This is also the 21st time that Kevin Conroy has voiced Batman.
Well, it's time for him to retire, I think.
Down with Kevin Conroy.
No, I like him.
He's my favourite.
He's the best.
You know what?
I wanted to bring this up.
I feel like with these new animated movies as well, or a lot of them, they're kind of
using Kevin Conroy less and less, so people aren't so reliant on hearing his voice in
Mark Hamill's because I think
they want to be able
to call on other
actors so they're
not dependent on them
basically.
Like the same way
that Ronald McDonald
in every commercial
was played by a
different guy.
Is that a thing
you've heard?
That is a thing.
That is a fact.
Wow.
So even though
he's always a
terrifying clown.
Ronald McDonald
never speaks though
surely.
He does speak
sometimes, yeah.
I haven't watched a nan in a long time.
I think we mentioned this when Arkham Origins came out.
Yeah.
And Kevin Conrad was replaced.
I think they kind of want to break...
I think they think he's got some sort of...
Yeah, they want to break...
They think he has some sort of stranglehold on voice acting Batman.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And he might demand slightly more money.
Yeah.
Like, I'm sure he doesn't get paid that much because he's a voice actor.
But I don't know.
I feel that...
I listened to an interview with Billy West a long time ago.
And he was saying that they shouldn't just keep...
Who's the voice of Fry in Futurama.
Yeah, exactly.
And many other things.
He's a modern day Bugs Bunny, I think.
He does a lot of stuff, yeah.
We all love Space Jam.
Yes.
We all love Looney Tunes back in action.
Boy, do we.
Never saying it.
No.
Go on.
But he was saying that
he despairs sometimes
that people,
like they just get
famous people.
Yeah.
Like they get
Justin Timberlake
or whatever
to do a voice acting
bit.
In Shrek 3.
Yeah, like Fishtail.
Sharktail.
Sharktail, yeah.
But they're like
Will Smith's in it.
Right, right, right.
I mean, I'm sure
they can learn to do it.
Yeah.
And people seem
to be getting better.
Like if you,
like,
I can't think of anyone off my head
but anyone who's been
in any of these
regular actors
that have been
voice acting for a while
seem to get it
but their initial run
is always pretty
it's pretty rough
pretty rough
except for James Woods
yeah okay
who fucking nailed it
yeah
there you go
no you're right
it is a very specific skill
yeah yeah
and I don't
I don't know why
they keep bringing in new Batman.
Yeah, fair point.
Maybe get somebody.
Get the Arkham Origins guy.
Yeah, he's good, isn't he?
Yeah, he's all right.
And also the Arkham Origins Joker's really good as well.
Who I can't remember the name of, but he's really good.
Who I'm sure I paid out quite severely at the time.
But now having listened to some of these celebrity types.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, there's a few Joker stories actually coming up that we will talk about next time. Justice League Doom is just okay, though. Oh. Oh. Well, there's a few Joker stories actually coming up that we will
talk about in a bit.
Justice League Doom
is just okay though.
Okay.
I'm going to give it
worst movie ever
because it's just okay.
I know a lot of people
love that movie.
Uh-huh.
It's fine.
But that's because
they like to see
Batman win all the time.
Yeah, that's true.
Uh-huh.
Don't we all though?
Yeah, he's pretty good.
He's everybody's
favourite superhero.
Yeah.
Next one.
This one I only got
halfway through.
And then you switched it off? No, I stopped watching it for whatever reason. Because it was too intense? It was too intense. Because you were This one I only got halfway through. And then you switched it off?
No, I stopped watching it
for whatever reason.
Because it was too intense?
It was too intense.
Because you were crying?
I was crying.
It was one of those things
because it's on my hard drive
and I switched it off.
Why would it be on your hard drive?
Why didn't you buy the DVD?
No, I had it on the DVD
and then I burnt it
to my hard drive.
You didn't let me
explain myself.
So you didn't illegally
download it?
How dare you?
I'm sorry.
And basically
because you've got to play it and then you've got to skip forward to the bit where you're up to it and it takes forever. So that's? I'm sorry. And basically, you've got to play it
and then you've got to
skip forward to the bit
where you're up to it
and it takes forever.
So that's why
I haven't gone back
and I wasn't really
that into it.
Superman vs. The Elite
that's from 2012.
I know you've seen
this one.
I've seen this one.
It's okay.
It's based on
there was a storyline
many years ago
called What's So Funny
About Truth, Justice
and the American Way.
Subtitle,
Superman Beats Up
the British. That's the one.
Brackets, they've earned it.
I don't know.
I really enjoyed the comic book story.
This one, it's fine.
The elites are based on
the authority who were
Warren... Okay, so
you know how DC have Stormwatch
now? Yes. Okay, so Stormwatch
used to be a wild storm property. When I say yeswatch now? Yes. Okay, so Stormwatch used to be a Wildstorm property.
When I say yes, I mean no.
Okay, right.
Okay, so Wildstorm was an imprint of Image Comics,
and they had a team called Stormwatch,
which were like a UN sort of superhero team.
And then Warren Ellis took over the writing of that comic book
just before it fell to pieces,
and he took some characters from that and created the Authority
who were like these, he called it
widescreen superhero comics
and it's just every issue
the whole world is destroyed.
Every issue aliens invade
and just cities are wiped off the map
and then they just show up and they
like, you know, an alien
invasion shows up and then they
beat back the alien invasion and
then they reinvade the alien world and just destroy it like it's that kind of like there
is kind of very hardcore superheroes in quotes like no mercy like no mercy no you know no
surrender any all that sort of stuff and the idea was you know there's no there's no moralizing
behind this there's no deeper meaning it this. There's no deeper meaning.
It's just they go in and they just blow everything up.
That's kind of the thing.
And then later writers on, the Authority kind of added more deeper meaning to it and so on and so forth.
It was a pretty good series.
And the Elite are kind of a satire of that.
Okay.
The Authority had Jenny Sparks, who was this British woman who had control of electricity.
And in this, they have Manchester Black, who is like a British telekinetic character.
Yeah.
British.
You know what I mean?
And I guess the idea,
because it was like a two-issue arc in Superman.
Yeah.
And it was basically, hey, Superman, these...
I guess it was the question that maybe comics readers were asking,
which was, these guys get results.
Yeah.
Why doesn't Superman just do that?
He's got all the powers.
Why doesn't he do it?
And it was sort of this meet-up of, hey, how would this go?
Yeah.
And then it's...
I like that idea that people are making the assumption that Superman is outdated.
Right, exactly.
And that he's not needed anymore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then him, or a situation proving that wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
So I probably should go back and watch it.
It's pretty good.
I prefer the comic book, I'll be honest
with you.
And since then,
Wildstorm has been
purchased by DC, so
they have all those
characters.
The Authority is now,
and Stormwatch, those
characters are kind of
in DC continuity now.
Cool.
Which is weird.
The Authority has
two characters.
The Authority has
kind of these
incredible,
super-powered
characters, but they
also have Apollo and
the Midnighter, who
are Superman and Batman, but they're a couple.
And so now they're
part of the regular DC Universe. Both men?
Both men, yes. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So,
Apollo is like the Superman-esque character. He gains his power
from the sun and he's got, you know, he's invulnerable, etc.
And the other guy's an owl man.
Yeah, Midnighter's an owl man and they're a
couple. But, which really
worked, I think, as that independent universe, but I
don't know if they interact with regular batman and superman i've not i've not seen that happen yet but i hope
i reckon batman and superman would find that really awkward yeah i hope so that'd be really
great anyway uh superman versus the elite pretty good read the comic instead also that that um
superman versus the elite spun off into justice league elite which was like a the justice league
sort of black ops
team
which was
a lot of people
panned that series
but I found it really good
I have not read that
get it on Comixology
wink
know what I mean
I know what you mean
yeah
next one
Batman the Dark Knight Returns
part 1 and part 2
okay
2012-2013
you had thoughts about this
I do
again my feelings are the same
it looks pretty good
it looks comic book accurate.
It's got that big square
anvil head. Yeah, it's got the anvil head.
It's got that big baton bill at the tank.
Yeah. That's pretty good. Pretty accurate to the series
but again, I prefer
reading it because you can put
your own spin on it. The dialogue isn't as ridiculous.
Yeah, absolutely. You had thoughts on this.
Well yeah, there's a few things they took out. Namely, there's
a voiceover in it. Yep. Which is a big part of the comic which they completely removed
which at first is kind of like that's weird because that's a big part of the comic and it's
sort of but i think it works yeah i'm sorry i was going to say that it's sort of batman year one and
dark knight return sort of bookend each other because in year one he's always talking about
how much of an amateur he is and like he's this lucky amateur that keeps surviving and he he needs
to keep training because otherwise he's going to die yeah just this idiot you know he
feels he's this idiot who's he's just going to get himself killed yeah and at the in in dark
night returns he's like i'm just an old man yeah i've got nothing left but i gotta keep yeah this
you know and i like that idea as well that he's he's 55 his body is shutting down yeah but he's
just this mountain of a man just forcing himself to do that,
even though it hurts him every time,
to even run.
His knees are fucked and his joints are fucked and whatever.
I'll be you one day.
That'll be me.
About a year.
That's right, exactly.
Peter Weller, also a great choice for Batman.
Okay, yeah, that's actually good.
What do you think of that?
I like Peter Weller.
He's done well.
Yeah, yeah.
But there is some stuff,
like some of the dialogue like you were talking about
doesn't translate well.
I like that Conan O'Brien
is the newsreader in it,
which is great
because it's loosely based on Letterman
because it's all from the 80s.
It's like a weird
sort of pseudo-80s future,
which is obviously
when it was written.
I can't remember,
is Reagan still the president?
Yeah, Reagan's the president.
And he's, yeah, he's,
well, I don't think he's mentioned
as being Reagan.
Right, but he just looks a lot like Reagan.
He looks like Reagan.
I think he might,
no, I don't think they do say it in the comic. I can't remember. No, they don't, no. Yeah, but's... Well, I don't think he's mentioned as being Reagan. Right, but he just looks a lot like Reagan. He looks like Reagan. I think he might... No, I don't think they do say it in the comic.
I can't remember.
No, they don't, no.
Yeah.
But also things like the gang dialogue, you know, the mutants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all like, slice and dice.
And they've got all this weird pseudo 80s future language.
Right, exactly.
And when you hear it, it's ridiculous.
Right.
And same with things like, you know, there's the robot flying children in it.
The Batman fights the carnival. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Robinin fights the carnival which does not fit or work at all right exactly
like the guy who makes it is like this tinkerer kind of guy who just made these machines that
that are practically they are human right in a motion and but they can fly and shoot gas and
talk it's bizarre yeah yeah so like things like that get rid of that
right take it out but then there's other things like where he confronts the joker
which is amazing right gives him the fucking batarang to the eye yeah because the joker's
like thinks it's all like he's kind of saving and put south fire and push batman then he realizes
that batman's you know going to kill him right even though he doesn't end up doing it or whatever
but it's just just to see batman in his last of, just pushed to the complete edge, and he's just like, I'm fucking sick of this shit.
And it's great, yeah.
That's true.
And then it becomes like, it starts off as like a simple kind of tale where he's taking
down muggers and whatever, and then at the end he's riding a horse into battle, and it's
this whole amazing thing.
Grant Morrison does a really, speaks about it really well, and he does a Fat Man on Batman
podcast where he talks about this
and I probably just mirrored everything that he said
but yeah, it's great
it's definitely worth watching
I had a thought on that, can I grab your thing then?
I had a thought and then I lost it
yeah, that's right, you were going to say about
the gang members and the slicing dice or whatever
I feel that, and this is unrelated to that
but I feel that certain comics creators
their pop culture knowledge ends at a certain point like it ends and dice or whatever. I feel that, and this is unrelated to that, but I feel that certain comics creators,
their pop culture knowledge ends at a certain point.
Yeah.
Like,
and it ends,
like,
in the 90s or whatever.
Like,
Alan Moore,
who I love,
he did League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
and,
you know,
how that went.
But he did
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century,
which was the last,
I was going to say LXG,
storyline.
Okay.
But,
basically,
there's two volumes set in the past,
and there's one set in the modern era.
And I think his knowledge of the modern era stopped at 1995.
Because the first bit is set in London in 2009, I think.
And there's a drum and bass music shop and stuff like that.
Because the League of Australian Gentlemen books are all,
everything's a literary illusion and everything's, like, characters from the past.
Yeah.
And I think in the modern one he just had to get people to say,
okay, who are some famous literary characters now?
Because I have no idea.
Oh, Harry Potter?
Okay, we'll put that guy in. Get your Nick Hornby.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Oh, literary characters, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy from High Fidelity whose name I forget. Great book. Okay, well, put that Get your Nick Hornby. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, literary characters. Yeah. The guy from High Fidelity
whose name I forget.
Great book.
Okay, I haven't read those ones.
They're weird.
They get weirder.
They get a lot weirder.
So Harry Potter's in that.
In a manner of speaking.
There are Harry Potter
characters in it.
Okay.
Yeah.
And he has the rights to that.
I don't know.
Well, Warner Brothers
has Harry Potter
so maybe that's what it's on.
Nah, I don't...
He's not with DC anymore.
Oh, right, he isn't. Yeah, yeah, so I
have no idea. DC, if you're listening and you've
somehow missed out on Alan
Moore using your Harry Potter card, you should definitely sue
him. Definitely.
Just for a laugh. Yeah, absolutely.
Just to watch him flip out.
Here's a trivia for you, Mason. I'm ready.
When Superman first flies into Gotham, he whips
past a newspaper stand, and on the stand
is a number, art number of kind of comics, including Captain Carrot and his amazing zoo
crew.
Yes.
There we go.
Because I know you brought that up the other day.
I love it.
And I'd never heard of it, and then I read that and I go, wow, gotta bring that up again.
Yep, that's the thing that's real.
Yeah.
Sometimes I make a reference on here, and I'm like, did I, did I, maybe I made that
up.
Maybe I dreamed it.
Makes about as much sense, right?
Yeah, well, that's it.
Yeah.
I'd say best movie ever.
You say?
I'm going to say best movie ever because I like Peter Weller so much.
Sure.
Yeah.
Good choice.
Next one, Superman Unbound.
Didn't say it.
That was the one where Brainiac comes to Earth.
It sounds very similar to the one you said before about whatever it was called.
And it's basically, yeah, that one.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's a great story.
The comic is based,
if you've read it,
is based...
The look of it is very...
It looks exactly like Christopher Reeves.
The whole thing is an homage to Christopher Reeves.
And him, basically...
Again, it's Christopher Reeves.
Oh, fuck!
Every time!
You know what my problem is?
When I was a kid,
I used to say Christopher Reeves.
Now, when you were a kid,
you were hit in the head a lot.
That's your problem.
Every time I say Christopher Reeves, you have to stop me. Okay. Okay, seriously you were a kid, you were hit in the head a lot. That's your problem. Every time I say
Christopher Reeves,
you have to stop me.
Okay.
Okay, seriously.
This is going to be great.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Anyway,
what's it based on, James?
Well,
Brainiac comes to work.
Yes.
He goes to work.
He clocks in.
Fucking hell.
Brainiac.
I like to think
that it's a Warner Brothers
style cartoon
where like Brainiac and Superman,
they just clock in by the water cooler in the morning.
Little punch cards.
Little punch cards and then they fight and they clock out again.
See you later, Al.
They're both called Al.
They're both called Al, yeah.
Yeah, Brainiac is lured to Earth by Superman.
Supergirl's there as well.
She was sent to Earth to look after Clark as a baby,
but she gets caught in a time thing. So when she gets there, he's older than she is baby, but she gets caught in a time thing.
So when she gets there, he's older than she is.
You mean she was caught in a shoe store.
That's right, sorry, yeah.
It's great, and it's got the city of Kandor
and Superman going up against Brainiac,
and Brainiac's reasoning for what he does
and how he just wants to contain everything
and just keep a piece of everything
but keep himself separate from it.
Unlike a villain that has some sort of motivation besides let's just
be evil. Yeah, well yeah, he's super
because he wants knowledge and everything and he wants
to collect things and there's more to it than that.
Did you ever watch Captain Planet as a kid? Yeah, I fucking
hate that show. There was a, the thing about
those characters was, and maybe I missed a bit
but it was always just like
they were just being evil for the sake of being evil.
It was always just like a factory that produced toxic
waste and it just poured out in the ocean.
The factory didn't make anything.
No.
I mean, it may have made, like, prosthetic limbs for babies that have been in landmine accidents or something like that.
We'll never know.
But I think, but it was just, they just produced toxic slurry and poured it in the ocean.
That's exactly it.
Yeah.
You know why Captain Planet's the worst?
Why's that?
Okay.
First of all, you get your team of environmental nerds together.
Shut up, first of all.
Yeah, shut up, nerds.
Your stupid environmental stuff or whatever.
Look after the environment, but shut up.
Okay?
Good point.
Stop banging on about it.
You give them each a ring of power or whatever, and they all can do different things.
But they can't actually solve anything by themselves.
Why go through the whole charade that you're going to solve anything?
Because you know you're going to call him.
Right.
Just call him from the start.
Don't waste my time.
It could be a two-minute show.
Get him in.
He dumps some water on a guy
and he goes,
you're all washed up.
And then they go,
good work, Captain Planet.
And he goes,
thanks.
You guys are fucking useless.
And then he disappears.
Where do you think he goes?
Maybe he's got some sort of
parallel dimension thing
where he just hangs out.
Yeah.
I like to think his soul
is torn into five pieces and trapped.
And there's just five, like, trapped in some sort of hell dimension.
Exactly.
Like, five different hell dimensions.
Yeah, that's probably a good point.
And he feels like he's missing limbs.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Also, there's a character in that show called Luton Plunder.
Yes.
And how far in life do you think you're going to get if your name's Luton Plunder?
Like, first name Luton, second name Plunder.
Yeah.
Yeah. I can't argue with that. Like, if your name was Rapin Pill Plunder. Like, first name Luton, second name Plunder. Yeah. Yeah.
I can't argue with that.
Like, if your name was Rapin Pillage.
First name Rapin,
second name Pillage.
Like, you wouldn't...
Where were we?
I forgot.
Captain Planet's the worst.
There we go.
Though, it's all worth it
because of the Don Cheadle
Captain Planet
Funny or Die videos.
Oh, right.
Yeah, okay.
That's a good point.
It's all worth it.
Okay, good point.
Yeah, also in this...
That's right.
We're not trapped in the past.
I forgot.
We could move on with our lives. That's it. I remember now. People are calling for a Captain Planet movie. Okay, good point. Yeah, also in this... That's right, we're not trapped in the past. I forgot. We could move on with our lives.
I remember now.
People are calling for a Captain Planet movie.
No, don't do it.
No.
You know what else sucks about Captain Planet?
Yes?
If you get the slightest amount of pollution or rubbish on him,
he just falls apart.
Yeah, yeah.
He's completely useless.
Yeah, yeah.
So if he came at you and you slapped him with, I don't know...
Like an old styrofoam.
All you have to do is keep, like, in your pocket,
like one of those old styrofoam McDonald's containers,
like an old Big Mac container,
and he just comes at you and you just shove it on his face.
You clamp it around his face and he falls into a coma.
That's right, chlorofluorocarbons.
How do you like that, Captain Planet?
And you squish it on him.
What a dickhead.
No, you can't...
And also, you can't do a Captain Planet movie because...
Well, you could, but what's going to happen is during the press junket,
they're going to be like,
hey, you know how all the actors in this were flown around first class
in private jets around the world?
Oh, yeah.
Wasting thousands of gallons of fuel to do this little press thing?
That's exactly it.
And how much waste was there on the film
and blah, blah, blah.
Nobody would do it
because you'd have to make the whole film carbon neutral.
You would.
You're absolutely right.
And there's no money in being carbon neutral.
Precisely.
Because being carbon neutral is for nerds.
That's right.
We've tried to do the show carbon neutral.
Doesn't work.
And we gave up immediately.
Yeah, yeah.
So now what we do
is we start up the car
and we put a hose under the door
and we just drink in the fumes that's it
with the aircon on feels good feels real good okay where were we i don't know superman unbound
one piece of thing from that uh matt bomer who voices superman in that he was cast as superman
in brett ratner's scrap superman version from like the early 2000s there was a rumor that he was
cut from Superman,
the movie, because of his sexuality.
Because Matt Bomer's gay.
Famously gay.
There you go.
Super famously gay.
I'd never heard of him being gay.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who are we talking about?
Matt Bomer.
He's in...
I'm just going to reveal something about myself here.
He's in Magic Mike.
Okay, great.
Good.
He looks like Superman.
Oh, okay, right.
If you look him up or whatever, he looks exactly like him.
Okay.
But he looks like a comic book version of Superman.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Ridiculously handsome.
Yeah.
And buff and whatever.
Uh-huh.
Get into it, basically.
I will.
So, yeah, but that's about...
I bet you've worn out those sections of the Magic Mike DVD.
But, yeah, I think he would have been a good Superman.
Okay.
Anyway, Brett Ratner's a dickhead, though.
Okay, next one is Justice League, The Flashpoint Paradox.
Didn't see it, but that's the one that leads into the New 52, right?
It is, because it's based on the Flashpoint comic as well,
which also leads into it.
They kind of loosely lead into it,
but it's basically, it's Flash-centric, obviously.
He does some stuff in time that messes it up,
and then he creates an alternative reality
where Batman is a different guy,
and it's like, the way that works out is really, really interesting,
because he's this Batman who uses guns,
and all this kind of stuff.
A smart Batman.
A smart Batman.
A Batman who's thought these things through.
Yeah.
And it alludes to things that the comic does more of,
because the Joker is a woman woman and how that all works.
Have you read the comic of that?
You probably have.
I haven't.
It's pretty good.
But also, and then when the Flash fixes everything and whatever at the end,
spoiler alert, he goes back into his dimension and original reality
and things are slightly different.
Batman and the Flash are wearing the new 52 outfits.
Okay.
And I don't think that's actually in the comic,
but that's what it is in the show
so did Justice League
War carry directly
on from Flashpoint
no
but I think
they're loosely linked
ok right
because that's what
you want to do
you want to change
your continuity
in the first one
and then not stick
to that continuity
in the next one
right
well it's because
it's loosely kind of
it's linked
because
oh I get it
in uh
is the Flash in
Justice League War yes he is isn't it yeah because
they him and batman don't know each other yeah yeah so make of that what you will okay yeah i
think it's okay it's got it's got really interesting aquaman kind of story arc you love your aquaman i
do love my aquaman why specifically do you love aquaman the new 52 runs really good i haven't
been a long-term fan of his all right you're a bandwagon And I think I was against him at one point because he was in Entourage.
Oh, yeah.
And even though I've watched every episode of Entourage, I despise that show.
Yeah, because you stuck with it because the movie was off.
And then the movie was back on again, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
And I'll go and see it.
You know I've seen every episode of Sex and the City.
Did you know that?
Yeah, probably also done that.
I used to live with two girls.
But also, then I just started watching it by myself.
It was a pretty good show.
It was a good night.
It was well written.
The movies though, especially the second one, really screw that whole series up.
That's a shame.
And make it unwatchable.
And I'd go into it, but I doubt there's a single person who cares.
Yeah.
All right.
So we've skipped.
Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker listens.
She sent me an email, so maybe a little.
There's a lot of hate for her.
Have you noticed that? I've noticed that, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Anyway There's a lot of hate for her. Have you noticed that?
I've noticed that, yeah.
Anyway.
From a bunch of Miranda's.
I don't know what that means.
We've skipped a few, Mason.
Have we?
Yeah.
We haven't seen.
I'll just quickly name a few.
The Green Lantern ones.
The Green Lantern
There's Green Lantern
First Flight
Green Lantern Emerald Nights, Superman Doomsday.
That was like the first one.
That was like the one with the first ones, yeah.
Superman, Batman.
Oh, I wrote Superman, Batman, Apocalypse, but you'd seen that one.
Yeah, I've seen that one.
So I've only missed a few.
We're the best.
We certainly are.
So between us, we know everything.
I think so.
I think that's what we've established.
Now, this is the...
I said to you at the start, I was going to tell you the future plans for the animated movies.
Okay, I'm ready. First of all, this is how they should do the DC live action movies. Oh, this is the... I said to you at the start I was going to tell you the future plans for the animated movies. Okay, I'm ready.
First of all,
this is how they should do
the DC live action movies.
Oh, somebody's got some opinions.
Well, I'm like,
no, I've zeroed...
That's it.
That is my opinion.
It's all interlinked.
Everybody kind of
has a good understanding
of the origins
and they know what works
about that particular character.
And also,
they're not all hits
but they're all pretty good.
Right, yeah.
You know?
You know what?
I think we've established
having watched these, I never watched one and thought, oh, this. You know? I think, you know what? I think we've established, having watched these,
I never watched one and thought, oh, this is
awful. Yeah. I have to switch it off. But I've,
there's a lot of movies, there's a lot of live action
movies where I've thought, this is awful, I can't watch
this, so. And this is definitely where
DC have it over Marvel as part of the animated
department. Because Marvel do those kind of
animated comic ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which are not anything. That's
true. From what I've seen
that are not good
and then they did
the anime
Wolverine and Iron Man
and they've got some
that are good
but I'm not going to
watch all of those
to do a similar one
for this
I might do a few
but I can't sit
through all of those
because there's a lot
of them
and most of them
not most of them
a lot of them
aren't good
so take that Marvel
yeah
lift your game
come on
but also
great movies.
You're doing really well.
Because it's the same thing for the Marvel movies.
They're not all 100%.
They don't all hit.
Right.
But they're trying enough and there's a lot of variety or somewhat.
There's a lot of sequels and whatever.
Yeah.
They're bringing in a whole lot of different characters and they stick to their guns and
this is the continuity and all links in.
And even though there is some continuity breaks in this.
Yeah, yeah.
But they're very true to the comics.
And the people in DC Animation should have more of a say than the people who are currently running it.
The bigwigs.
The hot shots in Hollywood Mason.
The fat cats.
The fat cats.
Yeah.
But this is the plan from now on though.
They're going to produce roughly three a year.
Okay.
Two of them are going to follow on in the continuity.
One's going to be separate.
Oh, interesting.
Like a standalone thing.
So we've got some ones
coming up
so you have some more
new frontiers
and etc
yeah exactly
so the next one's
coming up
is Son of Batman
which is about
Damien Wayne
and how Bruce Wayne
discovers he's got a son
and he's being trained
by the League of Shadows
and spoiler alert
he dies in the comics
but I don't think
that happens
it happened ages ago
it did
but I don't think
that's what's going to
happen in this
so that should be interesting.
And that's the same Batman
that you love
from Justice League War,
same voice.
So I think they might be
keeping a few of those
carrying him over.
What they should do
when they were going to
introduce a new Batman,
they should get the opening scene
where he's introduced
in a film
and just dub it like
with 12 different actors
and then get a whole bunch
of nerds in a room
like us
because we represent
the people
we do
and then just play them all
and say which is the best one
yeah
and one gets it
everybody else gets the ass
that's how it works
I'm all for that
yeah
you should focus test everything
I think so
and don't have a particular vision
no
get a group consensus
on everything
I think so
yes
yeah just Batman voices just Batman that's it that's all you want yeah have a particular vision. No. Get a group consensus on everything. Yes.
Just Batman voices.
Just Batman.
That's it.
That's all you want.
Yeah, fair enough.
I'm down with that.
Look, if they are willing to fly us over for that,
I will do it.
Okay, cool.
I will take the time
out of my job and life
as international jewel thief.
I can probably work that in.
Yeah, I'd say so.
Next one after that,
we've got Batman
Assault on Arkham
and that's set in the Arkham video game universe.
So I'm really looking forward to that one.
I'm not looking forward to that one.
Really?
Anything based on a video game.
I don't know.
But those are amazing stories.
Yeah, I'm sketchy then.
I don't think the comics for those video games are great.
Because they're kind of weird prequel things.
And they don't really do a lot.
Though, you know what?
They say that the Injustice
Gods Among Us comic is really good.
No, I've never said that.
No, I've heard that
from multiple sources.
I've heard the opposite,
but that's okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Controversy.
There you go.
And also, there's apparently
an Aquaman one on the way
which is based on
the Throne of Atlantis
which is a new DC 52 thing.
Okay, cool.
Which is a pretty good story arc
so I'll be happy to see that.
Okay, there's some rumoured projects though, Mason, or things that Creative Minds had said
that they want to get...
You and your rumours.
All right.
These are people who Creative Minds have said they want to make this.
Okay.
So, you know, in the big wigs at Hollywood who make the live action, they never say,
I want to make this.
They're not loose-lipped, and I don't like that.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
No.
So, the Green Arrow, they were talking about doing a Green Arrow.
Okay.
A Sinestro corpse, or is it cause?
Or is it the cause?
The cause, yeah.
Yeah, good.
Bruce Timm wants to do the Killing Joke.
Okay, yeah.
Which would be great.
There's another one that's better.
Better than year one.
Killing Joke.
Eh, it's on par.
You're a real son of a bitch, Mason.
You had the rumour in that story that Batman actually
kills the Joker at the end?
He doesn't though, because he's still around.
Well, basically, at the end of it, they're laughing
together.
And then it fades to black.
No, then it just stops. The Joker
just stops laughing. It's just after Batman reached out.
And it can either be interpreted as Batman
laughing with him with his hand on his shoulder, or Batman
reaches out and just breaks his neck.
So take that whatever way you want.
I hope he kills him.
I don't know.
Do it.
I don't care.
Mark Hamill, though, who's retired from being the Joker, he's like, I'm done.
I'm back into Star Wars.
I'm back.
I'm going to reclaim my legacy as the most popular science fiction character of all time.
That's it.
He said he'd return for that if they do it.
For the killing joke?
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, that would make sense. They want to do it. He would do the best job of it. That is pretty much guaranteed. That's it. He said he'd return for that if they do it. For the killing joke? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that would make sense. He would do the best job
of it. That is pretty much guaranteed. That's right.
They want to do maybe a
Wonder Woman centric Justice League.
Okay. Batman R.I.P.
Yep. And also
would you want to say something about that? No, but that's
the one where he becomes crazy
1950s
multi-coloured Batman for a while.
It's wacky as hell.
It's kind of wacky, yeah.
And Red Son.
Oh, yeah, so big one.
Okay, yeah, cool.
Which would be a good standalone one.
Definitely, yeah.
There's one I want to talk about.
I want to see The Black Mirror.
I said that at the start.
You did mention that, yeah.
Which is Dick Grayson is taking over the Batman role for a bit.
It's an amazing graphic novel.
Everybody should read it.
It's one of the best Batman stories
and it is Scott Snyder
and he goes up against,
well, does he or does he not
go up against Jim Gordon's son
who may or may not be a serial killer.
Oh, interesting.
It's really good.
Nice.
So check that out, Mason.
Yeah.
Any that you'd like to see?
I don't have any kids
that are serial killers
that I know about.
Wink.
That's his opening line.
That's his opening line, yeah.
So that's the show Mason For this week
It's pretty good
But before we go
Yeah
I'm going to do a quick shout out
Is that okay?
Yes
A gentleman by the name of
Courtney Heck
Reached out to us
And it's Courtney Heck's
18th birthday
Sorry
Yeah 18th birthday
On the 9th of Feb
And he said
Can we do him a shout out
And I said
Absolutely we can
And this is me saying
Happy birthday
You didn't consult me
Did you?
Nope
Wow Well you put me in Quite a pickle You didn't consult with me though, did you? Nope.
Wow.
Well, you've put me in quite a pickle, haven't you?
You've painted me into a corner.
A right bloody... Do you wish him not a happy birthday?
No, it's got a happy birthday, buddy.
It's good.
Thanks for listening.
Also, should we make a rule?
You only get one.
So we've done a happy birthday.
We might do a...
If there's another event, we'll wish somebody a happy new year.
And then it's done.
Get married. We could emcee a wedding, new year, but then it's done. Get married.
We could emcee a wedding, but just together.
And it's all comic book references.
Yep.
Yep.
So we could do one of each.
Okay.
So we're not doing birthdays every week.
Happy to do it for Courtney, though, because he sent a really nice email and he seems like
a good guy.
Love it.
And I hope he has a good birthday.
But I hope you also have a good birthday, Mason.
Thanks, pal.
In hell.
Aww.
All right. Next week, Robocop. Okay. Try and see Mason. Thanks, pal. In hell. Oh. All right.
Next week, Robocop.
Okay.
Try and see it.
I should probably.
Wouldn't it be fun, though, if I didn't?
Yeah.
That'd be pretty fun.
It sure would, because I have many thoughts, and I'd love to know your thoughts.
Okay.
Because you're a big fan.
And that's the show for this week.
Fantastic.
Please hit us up on iTunes, Mason, to rate us.
Okay.
Weekly Planet Pod.
We can find us at any...
Oh, sorry.
Find us at these things.
Weekly Planet Pod on Gmail, Facebook, Twitter.
Give us some ideas of things to talk about.
I've actually been going through all the emails and making a list of the suggestions people
have made.
Thank God, because I haven't.
You do a lot of heavy lifting on this show.
I do not do any.
I certainly do.
Some might say too much.
Some might say not enough. I say not enough.. I certainly do. Some might say too much. Some might say not enough.
I say not enough.
Lift your game, mate.
Come on.
So yeah,
please hit us up
with story ideas.
Please find Mason at?
At Wikipedia Brown on Twitter.
That's where you can find me.
Do that, asking questions.
Again, I don't really do anything,
but I'll say hi
and I'll say hi back.
A lot of the questions he asks
that he gets asked
or comments he messages me
and he's like,
what is this?
Because he doesn't remember
saying that
or referencing any of it.
So yeah, but good on him.
Give me some context.
Give him context.
Let me cut out a clip of me being an idiot and then send it to me and say, hey, what
did you mean here, you idiot?
And I'll be like, I don't know.
And you could find me.
I had a lot of time to fill.
That's right, yeah.
You could find me at Mr. Sunday Movies on Twitter and Facebook.
That's a really long show this week, Mason.
Let's get out of here.
That's all right.
You can edit it down because you do all the heavy lifting.
You're a real son of a bitch.
You know that?
All right, guys.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
See you, pals.
Bye.
Bye.