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welcome back everybody to another episode of The Weekly Planet
where we talk movies and comics and TV shows.
And the Royal Wedding!
My name is James, also known as Mr. Sunday.
With me as always is my co-host Nick Mason.
The Royal Wedding, people who listen or are talking about it,
it's divided into people like, who cares?
Who cares about the Royal Wedding?
And then it's people who love it more than anything.
That's true, yeah.
Yeah, where do you fall?
I didn't watch it. I'm not against not against it no that sign you're holding says
otherwise all right it says i'm against very much so it's a royal wedding and the text gets bigger
okay right different fonts yeah and the bottom is just wingdings yeah good on it man whatever
yep it's a dead monarchy.
People are getting married.
But, you know, it's breaking down barriers.
And that's cool also.
That is cool.
Isn't that your dream to marry a Prince Mason?
Live in a castle?
It wasn't, but now it is, I guess.
Well, they're all...
Are all the good ones gone now?
Are all the good ones taken?
Probably a scam.
Yeah, I mean, there's probably a couple that still live in the basement.
That's true.
Yeah.
With weird ears and whatever.
Weirder ears.
Weirder ears, yeah.
Anyway, that's royal talk.
Boy, is it.
A couple of things up top.
We've got a charity campaign still going strong.
We cracked $10,000.
Did we?
Yeah, we did, yeah.
Fantastic.
I didn't have a look at it.
We didn't.
The listeners did.
We all did.
The great weekly whack-a-doodles.
Agreed.
So basically, oh, you know what?
I'm going to pause this.
It's probably really echoey
because there's no there's no pillows i'll be right back everybody okay i'm back back in the
room i just recently worked out that there's a pause button on the record so i don't have to
just leave it running and then keep all that in but we've only been doing this seven years if i
would if i were to look at that recorder now yeah is it a microscopic button hidden like on the
underside or is it like
right there with all the other buttons it's probably if i had to choose yes it's probably
the right there yeah yeah okay cool great but you know i still you know i'm not i'm not an expert in
anything let alone pressing a button on this thing that i don't understand with a cracked screen
right what we're talking about charity campaign yep ten thousand dollars that's right and as
announced uh last week if you donate any amount of money,
we're getting a bunch of prizes from our wonderful sponsors.
That's right, we are.
A couple have been confirmed, a few others on the way,
but you've got to spend money to make money,
and what better way to make money than to steal from a charity?
Yep.
I mean, there are better ways,
but this is a way you could do technically if you win.
Look, we've recently seen the failure of Alex Inc., the sitcom about a podcast network.
That one stings, Mason.
Do you think that we're going to maybe see a TV series or a movie about somebody attempting to scam free merch out of a podcast charity campaign.
I think that's the next.
That'd be Ocean's Nine, right?
You need nine guys.
That's true.
And also, Alex Inc. wasn't inside baseball enough in terms of podcasting.
People understand podcasting the world over.
Radio is dead.
Yep.
Let me tell you that, Mason.
It's only podcasting.
That's right.
So they need something deeper.
I just get in my car and turn the frequency over to podcast. That's what I do. That's right. So they need something deeper. I just get in my car and turn the frequency over to podcast.
That's what I do.
That's it.
So that's below.
It'd be great if you could donate to that.
It goes to Care Australia, but it's actually an international mandate.
Aid organization.
Yeah, exactly.
So it goes all sorts of places.
The other thing is we did a Rogue One commentary.
That's right, we did.
It's linked below in Ready for Solo coming out.
So we thought, why not do that?
And we did.
We did.
So it's on Patreon already, as people know.
It's on Bandcamp.
You can grab it however way you want.
It's linked below.
It was fun.
It was fun.
The movie or the...
Both of the things.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
You don't think the movie was fun?
It's totally fine. I think it's a really good third act. And it's the best. Okay. Yeah. All right. Good. You don't think the movie was fun? It's totally fine, Mason.
Okay, good.
It's a really good third act.
And it's the best looking Star Wars film.
Both things I'd say in the first 10 seconds and then I don't say anything else for the rest of it.
Bit of sizzle there.
Bit of sizzle there.
Okay.
A bit of sad news.
Margot Kidder has passed away at age 69.
That's true.
She, of course, played Lois Lane in the 1970s and 80s superman films uh with chris
reeves uh yeah she was great and she did have a share of personal mental health problems she kind
of she wasn't doing a hell of a lot of acting uh at this point but it's a it's a big loss you know
she was a real pioneer for strong female roles i think she sort of perfected that she she cast the mold for that
like lois lane sass yeah but i think a lot of other actors have sort of attempted to reach yes
at a certain man with with varying degrees of success yeah i don't mind amy adams i don't think
the kate bosworth one really because she was supposed to be that same character but it didn't
quite fit at all yeah but uh it might have been because she's two feet tall it
could have been that yes my girl my girl kid is a slight woman but yeah the cause of death is
unknown so we're not really sure what what exactly happened but uh that's it it's a big loss so it's
a it's a shame that she uh 69 is not very old either it's old in hollywood certainly definitely
not it's older than some but it's also younger than others That's very true
I think there's something in that for all of us
I think I've summed that up perfectly
Yeah I know
Big loss
Here's something that's a bit of a big win Mason
Here we go
Because I know you love Star Wars
Oh actually speaking of
Okay
Yes
I love it
Yeah
More than anything
Because this week
If you want to check
My friends Cameron James and Alexei Tolyopoulos have a podcast called Total Reboot.
Yeah, I listen to that.
They talk about movies of old and how they'd reboot them and et cetera, et cetera.
It's a whole bunch of fun.
I didn't get to do one of those episodes, but I did an episode where we talked about Star Wars.
Yeah.
It's up on their feed right now, so you just go to iTunes and look up Total Reboot.
It's a lot of good fun.
It's right there. It's good fun.
I listened to it because I was supposed to do it with you and I couldn't.
So I listened to it and then I just went,
the whole time, just pretending I was there.
Were you having a nervous breakdown?
Yes.
But no, it's definitely worth listening.
Anyway.
Total Reboot.
Anyway, I love Star Wars.
Continue.
Okay, so you love Star Wars.
Yes, that's right.
And I know you love Celebrations.
Star Wars Celebration.
And I know you love April of 2019.
Well, I mean, that's to be determined, but I would assume so.
I love most Aprils of my life.
April O'Neil.
Yep.
And that's all I've got in the month.
April showers, I think is an expression of some sort.
Disagree.
All right then.
I mean, probably.
Okay.
And you love Chicago.
What do all those things say to you,
Mason?
What do they add up towards?
Are you getting me a private basketball session with Michael Jordan?
Correct.
Of the Chicago Bulls?
In the what?
During Star Wars Celebration?
That's right.
Going to shoot some three pointers?
You know it.
He's going to raise me up and I'm going to slam dunk?
That's exactly what's going to happen.
A Death Star colored basketball?
You know it.
Wow.
That's why April 2019 is your favorite month.
Oh, this is going to be great.
I cannot wait.
This is going to be so good.
I'm going to count every week from now until then.
I'm going to count down just my chance to meet the Jord.
What I assume his nickname is.
The Jord.
I also know for-
Any other news that you would provide for me about this would be a massive disappointment
at this point.
But I mean, just say it anyway. I mean, I know what's coming and this is so provide for me about this would be a massive disappointment at this point. But, I mean, just say it anyway.
I mean, I know what's coming
and this is so thrilling for me.
But I also heard just that he's growing back
his little Hitler moustache
that he tried to bring back in fashion.
He's bringing it back.
Terrific.
Back.
Nice.
In time for April 2019.
Correct, yeah.
But no, the real reason is because
there's a new Star Wars celebration.
The real reason.
That's the real reason.
There's no Michael Jordan at all.
He's a cartoon character.
What?
Didn't you see that movie?
Space Jam.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw it.
So I haven't attended any of these ever.
The last one was somewhere, Anaheim, and the one before that was in London.
I know Steel from Steel Wars is a big fan.
This seems like a nightmare to me.
I would only go to this if i was the highest member of
the press and i didn't have to line up for anything who do you think the highest member
of the press is i don't know some fuckwit at the hollywood reporter oh yeah cool nice
and we'll never be that basic no we'll just be some fuckwit doing this now that you've mortally
insulted him or her we're definitely we'll burn that bridge so thanks a bunch never gonna be in
the hollywood No, I know.
But so it's good.
I'm assuming this is happening because next year,
when there's no star, after Solo,
there's no Star Wars movie until the end of next year.
Yeah, right.
So this will be kicking off towards that.
Of course, there's the TV series.
There's new trilogies or whatever happening.
There's a new animated thing.
It's all happening.
Yeah.
Very good.
Okay.
There's a new Chewbacca happening yeah very good okay there's a new
Chewbacca what do you mean they've recast him yeah I know that yeah right okay he's apparently
he does a good job okay good so that's good isn't it yeah right yeah yeah just did Peter Mayhew do
the voice of Chewbacca no no that was okay it was like a bear covered in peanut butter or something
you know they used to do it yeah for sure they're allergic so honey yes peanut butter absolutely not picnic baskets yeah they love
them yeah that's what i love okay we've got a potential synopsis for the obi-wan film as well
take this based on who who's who's exactly you're right not from the hollywood reporter not from
the big shots over there so take this with a grain of is this like is this like latino news sometimes latino news often gave some scoops back in the day
latino review yeah i don't know if they're still they're still doing it but i don't think they're
getting as many scoops okay right uh as i said though mason take this with a grain of sand
i've done a thing there oh tatooine yes okay fun beach times obi-wan is on tatooine. Yes. Okay. Fun beach times. Obi-Wan is on Tatooine being an elusive hermit and stuff.
Well, this is...
I didn't read this before, but this is great.
But secretly watches over an infant Luke Skywalker, whom he delivered to his uncle.
Well, they used whom.
To his uncle, Owen.
Back to professionalism.
I love it.
Tensions between the local farmers and a tribe of sand people, headed by a ruthless war chief,
eventually brings Obi- brings everyone out of hiding
and into Jedi kick-ass mode.
And then it just says, then there's a full stop,
then it says scene.
It's not a scene.
It's not a scene.
Who wrote this?
This is not a Hollywood insider.
Unless Hollywood insiders make,
like they have a whole bunch of lingo
that makes them sound like total idiots.
Or like people who would,
hey guys guys you know
how we're right in the middle of the hollywood scene yeah we should do a funny thing we should
do is our we should chat like we're totally on the outside of the scene like we're just some
idiot fanboys that's it making stuff up so let's talk like that but we're this is official stuff
but let's write it as if we don't know what we're talking about yeah absolutely i think the fact
that it started with and stuff yeah i don't think this is this is if we don't know what we're talking about. Yeah, absolutely. I think the fact that it started with and stuff.
Yeah, I don't think this is accurate.
And also, look, and maybe we're wrong.
We've been wrong many times.
I don't see how this could be good.
He could kill a hundred sand people.
Yeah.
Did you remember when Anakin Skywalker...
Maybe he does.
Whoa.
Anakin Skywalker did it.
Remember when they showed up in bloody the first Star Wars?
He made a noise and they ran off.
Ran away.
This isn't...
Because that's the noise of a man
who's killed several hundred sand people.
No, it's a Krayt Dragon Mason.
In the original it's like
but when they redid it, it goes
like they changed it
for the special edition.
Oh my goodness.
Well, maybe that's his nickname.
What is it?
The Krayt Dragon.
Krayt Dragon.
I think it's a Krayt Dragon.
Maybe they call him the Krayrate Dragon because, wait for it.
Yeah.
Wait for it.
In this movie.
Because they're going to have to tie it together.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
In this movie.
Oh.
He's going to be in a crate.
Yeah.
And the sand people are going to attempt, they're going to attempt to heist the crate.
And then he emerges from the crate like a sexy lady out of a birthday cake.
Oh my God.
And he tears them to pieces with a lightsaber and
then they live in fear from this point forward of the crate dragon is what they called him
do you want to hear it i can play it okay here we go i thought because it sounds like i made that up
it does okay this is that's some sort of window starting okay this is a theatrical version version. That's the original. It's like a siren and a man screaming. This is the new
one. It's for the Blu-ray. That's so good. Oh, we missed a bit. It still goes. It's like
a ha at the end of it. Wow. Anyway, that's my new ringtone. He's the man of a thousand
voices, that guy. Boy, is he.
Just like our good friend Matt Stewart.
That's right.
Well, he's the man of a thousand sounds.
That's true, he is, yeah.
Also, that synopsis sounds like literally the first pass of any kind of Obi-Wan movie synopsis.
All right, he's in the desert and he's got to look after baby Luke Skywalker.
Which we know.
And there's a gang lord and sand people.
Yeah.
Yeah, grace.
Good.
Good that there's literally no surprises there.
That's fantastic.
It's a ruthless war chief.
Okay, right.
Or it might be chef.
It's a ruthless war chef.
Played by special guest star Jon Favreau.
He would, wouldn't he?
He's in the new one.
He's in Solo, actually.
He's like a forearm monkey man.
So there was also some information this week.
A French interview went out that misconstrued what Kathy Kennedy said about...
I call her Kathy because we're on the take.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, but that...
Wait, can I call her Kathy Kennedy?
Am I on the take?
You're not on the take, Mason.
God damn it.
Do you want to I on the take? You're not on the take, Mason. God damn it. Do you want to be on the take?
I mean, I'd lose my journalistic independence, but yes.
Good.
It's not even about the money.
It's just about being on the take.
Imagine being on the take.
You don't have to imagine.
You're on the take.
It's only for free teas, anyway.
It's just about being on the take.
Yeah, yeah.
That's okay, yeah.
So that Lucasfilm, the next spin-off movie they were going to do was Lando.
But what it basically boiled down to was everything's under consideration and we'd like to continue whatever.
But it wouldn't surprise me if we do get a Lando spinoff point film.
Yes.
Here's the synopsis.
Lando's a gambler and stuff.
But where'd he get his cape?
Okay, so there was a new...
Lando has to face off against a ruthless warlord who wears a fine cape.
Will he defeat him and get the cape?
Yeah.
He does.
He does.
Sweet.
Yeah.
So there was a trailer for the Happy Time Murders,
which was something i was kind of
looking forward to because it was it's brian henson brian henson the son of jim henson who
also directed some like legit some good movies and he's also and it's also it was like a la like
a noir detective movie with puppets oh that was the original synopsis that's what it was that's
what it's supposed to be right but it just looks like cranky anchors it's like i don't know what this is but
i'm not saying this won't be good but this looks fucking terrible do you agree or disagree uh
it looks like a bad version of hoop framed roger rabbit mixed with team america it does seem
like both of those things yeah i I think maybe it could be good.
I don't know.
The trailer's not super promising.
No.
There's a lot of bad taste gags in it.
Yeah.
Sometimes that can work.
Yeah.
But if they're just relying on, hey guys, Muppets are fun and wholesome.
Yeah.
But now they're just spraying silly string on everything.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Look, I guess it doesn't look that bad.
I was just surprised at how not good it was.
Here's a concern of mine that I saw as I was watching this trailer.
Have they put every joke in the movie into the trailer?
It kind of feels like they're the best jokes.
Yeah.
And that's what they've given us.
And there will be no surprises in this movie.
Are you a fan of Team America?
I haven't watched it since it came out.
See, I saw it maybe four or five years after it came out and I'd heard it was this amazing thing and I'm like, it's all right.
I didn't think it was particularly funny.
My dad loves it, I think.
I bet he does, Mason.
I bet he's watching it right now.
Could be watching it right now.
Well, he's going to love Crank Yankers, the movie.
Who could?
Oh man, what a world.
Do you like Batwoman?
Do you want some Batwoman news?
Yes, I know what this news is, I think.
Okay.
Batwoman is coming to the CW this December in a crossover event.
With Arrow, probably?
With Arrow.
Because he exists, Batman, the Bat family exists in the Arrowverse.
Some of them.
Bruce Wayne has been mentioned.
Maybe some of them have showed up. Like a minor
Robin. I don't know. I don't think so.
Cool man.
Yeah.
It doesn't bode well
for the movie I think. If they're
allowed to do this.
Right. In terms of. Do you mean Gotham City Sirens?
No. The Batgirl movie
that they were supposed to make. Remember?
Josh. Yeah right. I mean this is Bad Woman. Yeah right. Maybe it's Batgirl movie that they were supposed to make. Remember? Josh. Yeah, right.
I mean, this is Bad Woman.
Yeah, right.
Maybe it's Batgirl, but I don't think they would have allowed the Flash to happen.
And I think there was that kind of, with that Flash character, everybody in the movies,
people are like, well, he's not like the other guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
So you're saying that this, what are you saying?
I'm saying that maybe the movie isn't happening.
The Batgirl movie isn't happening at all
because they're like,
well, we've got one female Bat character.
Okay, right.
Because a lot of these characters aren't getting movies.
But maybe they're test running Batwoman.
Yeah.
And if there's a positive reaction to Batwoman,
then they go full tilt on Batgirl.
I think that's a mistake.
Okay.
Because I think you just end up in a similar situation.
Yeah.
With The Flash and The Flash.
The Flash and The Flash, right.
Give her a weird run like they did with The Flash.
So are you saying because there's time...
One of the reasons I think that people don't like Ezra Miller as The Flash,
but they do like other guys as The Flash.
Just to be clear, I didn't mind him.
Yeah, but anyway, go on I didn't mind him just yeah
but anyway go on
I did mind him
okay good
I liked him in his minor role
in Suicide Squad
but I don't think I liked him
in the rest of it
that was really great
it was great
yeah that's one of the best
parts of that movie
yeah go on
other part boomerangs
is it because
they gave time
for Barry Allen
to develop as a character
in the TV series
yeah
a lot of space
and a lot of hours for people to enjoy the character.
Yes.
And then we get a version of the character at the movies.
It's just like,
I don't know what I'm doing.
Exactly.
But I don't think there's that much crossover.
I don't think that your average movie fan is also watching the flash on the
scene.
I would say a lot of people watch that.
It's a very popular show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Most people don't. Right. I would say, I mean, I don't It's a very popular show. Yeah. Yeah. Most people don't.
Right.
I would say.
I mean, I don't.
But some people do.
Sometimes I catch up.
Sometimes I watch the musical episodes.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I watch, generally with the CW shows, I watch anything, any musical episode.
I think there's been one.
Yep.
And any crossover events.
Yeah.
So I watch Invasion or like the Flash and Green Arrow team up.
Sing a bloody song. Sing a song. Exactly. the maybe they're still doing the batgirl movie maybe it's
still happening because just to be just i think maybe this is this is batwoman so maybe well it's
not batgirl so you can do batwoman i think that is and i think a lot of people are like hey why
why don't if you if you're using all these characters why don't you use batman batman's
expensive yeah he's very expensive and you don't want to have a cheap looking batman no i think dc would be like unless this is 10 million dollars an episode yeah you can't make
this yeah exactly because you what you're gonna have a garbage looking bat cave yeah garbage
looking batmobile whatever the thing about batwoman is you can just have her swinging out of the
shadows doesn't need a bat copter a bike yeah exactly a Just give her a bike. Give her a bike. But maybe the lesson learned here is that people don't want to see an existing character
then just shunted over to the movie universe in a slightly better or worse costume, depending
on your perspective.
Maybe the idea is we'll test a similar character, and if that works, then we'll try.
Because Batwoman and
batgirl are very distinctly different characters yeah but i think to the general audience oh now
we've got a general audience no but i think it's like how many people know that there's different
robins good point some yeah but again but didn't you just say that there's a the flash audience
is a very smart audience that's also going over the movies? No, I said some.
Okay, right. I don't know what I said.
Okay.
Look, it's just, you know what?
It's probably nothing.
How about I just end on that?
Okay.
They're just making two things.
How about that?
Yeah, okay, right.
Let's just, that's my definitive response.
Okay, I love it.
Here's something that they're making.
Another thing, two things.
Do you love the series Gotham
because it's a prequel to the Batman universe?
I don't love it.
But what I would love is to learn more about Do you love the series Gotham because it's a prequel to the Batman universe? I don't love it.
But what I would love is to learn more about his sassy butler, Alfred Pennyworth.
You better believe it, Mason.
A prequel to a prequel.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking Gotham prequel with Pennyworth.
Yes.
It's not actually connected to the Gotham universe.
Oh, is it a different Alfred Pennyworth?
Yes.
Is it going to be a different actor?
Yes.
Because wasn't he the best part of that show?
He could very well be.
People love Gotham.
I don't watch it, but people love Gotham.
Apparently they can't call the new Joker the Joker.
Really?
Yeah.
Too expensive.
He'd need a Joker mobile, Joker cave.
Cave and into all of it.
Yeah, exactly.
You can just have him swing in. So what's the character's name?
I don't know.
Right.
Do you think that's a rights issue or do you think it's
a function of the joker's origin is always in flux and we cannot definitively say anymore
that this is his origin it's probably both but i'd imagine they don't want to definitively say
in a tv series yeah this is the joker but i do want to so this new story is going to explore
alfred's origins as a former british sas soldier who forms a secret company and goes to work with Bruce's billionaire father, Thomas Wayne, in 1960s London.
That doesn't sound terrible.
That doesn't sound terrible.
And it's by someone involved with Gotham.
You know what I'd love to see?
All the Batman villain origins again, but even earlier.
Maybe that's why they're not connected.
Yeah, right.
So you can do all that.
Do it again.
Just do it again.
Because in Gotham, we just had the Riddler.
He was working.
You know, we had Bruce Wayne was a little kid,
and the Riddler was already working at the Gotham PD.
He was riddling about.
He was riddling about.
So we just do it again.
Yeah.
Now they're all just bobble boy types in england i don't know
well realistically you could maybe do a you could do a hugo strange you could do a mr freeze
yeah you could do maybe a clay face like there's characters you could that's the thing why i i know
i agree what's this show what's this this is a copy of a copy of a copy like i can see how it
could potentially work but they're either gonna go okay this is a this is a copy. I can see how it could potentially work, but they're either going to go,
okay, this is a Bat family property,
so we have to keep tying in Batman characters,
even though it's a different continent.
Yes.
Or is it?
Is it Gotham again?
It's going to be in London.
Okay.
So it's a different continent,
but we're going to have to ship
all the Batman villains over again.
Or it's just about like an SAS guy and a rich guy
teaming up and fighting crime
yep
which is either of those appealing to you
no
but look I've watched every episode of Krypton
so
no you have
I have
how is that going
it's fine
I don't hate it
I don't understand why it exists.
How much of it is just, hey, in a couple of years,
there's going to be a Superman.
Okay, slight spoiler alert if you haven't seen it.
Zod turns up through time.
Great.
I'm like, oh, Zod's here.
That's interesting.
Right.
And then, you know, there's holograms and S-shaped keys.
Isn't there just a kid from like the modern day Earth?
Yeah, it's, no, he's not a kid.
He's Adam Strange or something. Okay, right. right is it adam strange i can't remember he's
a new york guy what do i know all right but uh does he have fin on his head no he's got a baseball
cap on his head does it say adam strange yeah it says adam strange let me check if it is adam
strange new york adam strangers that's his favorite baseball team yeah it is it's adam
strange okay right yeah okay, good.
Pretty good.
Excellent stuff.
What were we talking about?
I've forgotten.
Pennyworth.
Do you think it's going to be called Pennyworth?
No, because it's too long and it sounds like a boring British thing.
But Alfred.
Don't call it Alfred.
Butler Squad.
Nice.
Yeah.
You can't call it Alfred.
I don't know.
I think they will call it Pennyworth Yeah, you're probably right
Yeah
Yeah
But there's no place to turn one
There's no letter that they can turn into a dollar sign
Can you turn one into a penny?
Yeah, the O
The O would be a penny
There's your answer, Mason
Nice, terrific
I'm sorry I doubted them
It's going to be called Pennyworth
But maybe the penny's a gold penny.
Maybe when they introduce Baby Two-Face,
they can flip the penny and it's scratched on one side.
Ah, so good.
There you go.
That's your logo for season two with Baby Two-Face terrorizing London.
He hasn't been horribly acid burned.
He's just got some like pureed apple smeared on one side of his face.
And his parents won't rub it off for some reason.
We've got a lot of DC TV news.
I still want to talk about Pennyworth.
What do you want to talk about?
I don't know.
We've got to do the rest of the show.
I'm just saying, it's just bizarre.
It is bizarre.
It's just, they're stretching out.
It's like, do you like Batman?
Yeah, I love Batman.
Do you want to see a story about Kid Batman?
Not really, but I guess.
Hey, did you like Gotham?
It's fine.
Well, do you want to hear the story about the butler in Gotham?
Oh, same actor?
No, different actor.
Just a guy who probably has the same name and the dad is in it.
You know what you could do?
Court of Owls. Oh, yeah. You could do Court of Owls. Let's have it start in England. You know what you could do? Court of Owls.
Oh, yeah.
You could do Court of Owls.
Have it start in England.
Yeah.
There you go.
I fixed it.
How many seasons are you getting out of that?
100.
They're still around in the modern day.
And Alfred's family has tangled with him in the past.
All right.
So they killed his father or some shit.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, that's the countdown clock on this particular season.
How long till they kill his dad?
That will 100% be the thing that happens.
His dad is in a wheelchair and they live together.
And he's always like, I love you, Alfred.
Keep being a butler.
It's a shame I can't be a butler anymore.
I was going to say, because he was a butler also.
But you can live on and be a butler.
I don't want to be a butler.
Well, as long as I live and breathe, I want you to be a butler. I don't want to be a butler. Oh, well, as long as I live and breathe, I want you to be a butler.
Okay.
I hate you, Dad.
No, he'd say it in a polite British way.
Do you think he'll be Tweedley Mustache?
I think they'll make him Cockney.
They should Tweedley him, though.
Yeah.
Give him a bit of Avengers, not Avengers Avengers.
The Avengers.
Like Ralph Fiennes.
Ralph Fiennes him.
Yeah, okay. him. Yeah.
Yeah.
That would work.
I think that would be more interesting.
Anyway,
I'm done talking about Alfred.
Are you sure?
Cause you wanted that to go on longer.
I'll come,
I'll come,
I'll come back to it.
This is a copy of a copy.
What's next?
I'm just the news.
What's next?
I'm just the news.
What's,
what comes after that?
Greg Belanti.
No,
I meant what's,
what comes after.
What's the, what's the prequel. What's the prequel to Pennyworth?
Well, it depends who you introduce.
Just somebody who works.
No, but it has to be even.
Bruce Wayne's grandparents, obviously.
No, you know what?
It's somebody who works at a fish and chip shop in England.
That's it.
And it's the seedy underworld of the fish.
Fish Mooney.
The Fish Mooney dynasty.
We've done it.
All right.
Fish and chip. And and we you know what and we we meet her great-grandfather chips mooney
i'm on board i'm back on board good excellent all right glad we got there
yeah i guess it's very late isn't it it's too late for this uh greg belanti uh one of the
minds behind flash super Supergirl and Arrow
he's working on a
Doom Patrol TV series.
It's a reimagining
of DC's most beloved
group of superhero outcasts
Robot Man
Negative Man
Elastigirl
and Crazy Jane
led by a modern day
mad scientist
named Dr. Niles Calder
the Chief.
Doom Patrol's members
each suffer
horrible accidents
that give them
superhuman abilities
but also left them
scarred and disfigured.
It's coming to the DC streaming service along with Swamp Thang.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Sassy little twist there.
It is, isn't it?
On paper, the Doom Patrol does not sound good.
I wish I didn't say thang.
It's too late now.
You can't fix it in the edit.
No, I've said it twice.
Yeah.
Sorry, go on.
Unless you change it both to thing.
And then it just sounds weird.
And then it's you're like, I wish I didn't say thing.
You just sound like just an oddball.
Like a lunatic.
On paper, the Doom Patrol does not sound exciting.
It does sound like a very low rent X-Men.
Yeah.
But they predate the X-Men by like three months, I think.
Do they really?
Yeah.
And their leader's a guy in a wheelchair.
What?
Yeah, Niles Calls is in a wheelchair.
Really?
Yeah.
So is the dc streaming service
gonna be the freak dc universe i hope so it seems like a like a horror like a horror i'm with you
on this i'm thank god i'm i'm i'm supporting you by saying the dumb thing you said i appreciate
that as if it were a normal thing but it's not a normal thing uh i guess i would like that i think
that would be good yeah more freak show stuff sure
harder to do harder to look to make it look yeah i guess that's true maybe this streaming service
is gonna glitch a lot and we won't notice that's very possible or that like they'll put more money
into it they'll do it you know right flixy kind of budget on something like yeah for sure weird
choice but yeah yeah why not there's no mention of my favorite Doom Patrol character, Danny the Street.
What's he?
He's a street.
He's a literal street.
He's literally a street.
Can he move?
He can move between cities.
Interesting.
He can like teleport.
That's very good.
Yeah.
Can he take who's on him to a different city?
Yes.
Very good.
Yeah.
Was he a man?
No, he's always been a street.
How did he become a city?
I don't know.
I just don't know okay
i bet he shows up there's also a guy uh who's briefly in it called flex mentallo who's one of
my favorite characters of all time because he's so he's did you ever read a comic book from the
80s and there was like there was always an ad for like the um the charles atlas bodybuilding method
we're doing that in the 80s yeah there was like up like from the 650 maybe even the 50s to
the 80s what is that method but you were aware of it right it's i know what it is a little ad
it's got like barrel chested charles atlas and there was always a little comic book yeah it was
called the the the insult that made a man out of mac and it was like this five panel comic book
yeah and it was like these this real skinny guy takes his girlfriend to the beach and the bully
kicks the sand in his face and he's like i'll show you and then he gets the charles atlas method and then he then he goes and he beats up
all the bullies what is the charles atlas method i don't know it's probably just whatever you do
it's probably kettlebell swings yeah but anyway flex mentallo is the guy from that ad the guy who
gets sand kicking his face yes but he he well i mean he's the he's a he's, he's a version of that guy.
He sends away for like the kit and he becomes Flex Mantello,
the man of muscle mystery.
Oh, wow.
And he becomes like this super powerful muscle man.
Bullies on the beach.
What an era.
Bullies on the beach, yeah, exactly.
People are just glassing each other on the beach in Australia now.
It's way better.
Yeah, it's more fun.
Anyway, they won't have him, but it'll be nice.
Do you think anyone's ever really done that?
Like a bully's accosted them and then they went away, put on a lot of muscle and came
back and beat the shit out of them?
I hope so.
If you have out there, listeners.
Please tell us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Incriminate yourself.
What method did you use?
Yeah.
Was it the Charles?
If, all right, how about this?
Any, but maybe our older listeners, if you ever used, if you ever sent away it the Charles Atlas? All right, how about this? Maybe our older listeners, if you ever sent away for the Charles Atlas bodybuilding method,
please let us know what your results were like.
I don't think it works.
Or if you bought one of those weird novelties from out the back of it.
You ever bought x-ray specs?
No.
Okay.
Because they probably don't work?
Correct.
Thank God.
I would have wasted a lot of money.
Yeah, right.
This is just a small thing, but Zack Snyder has confirmed that Batman v Superman takes influence from the Injustice video games and universe,
which doesn't surprise me.
It looks, I mean, costume-wise...
The future Superman shit.
It's grim.
It's grim as people breaking necks.
But the thing is,
I don't think they should have done a half-assed Injustice.
If he did an actual Injustice DC universe,
I think he could have crushed it. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. have done a half-assed injustice if he did an actual injustice dc universe that would have been
i think he could have crushed it yeah for sure yeah and not like hey i'll take some of the best
bits of this and some of the best just do that arc just do the like he did watchmen yeah either
do the start of the comic books up until like maybe like a shortened version yeah or just start
with a video game starts yeah and just be like
hey this is a weird version
of the DC Universe
and then what you could have done
is you could have
you know
the finale of the game
and then reset the universe
and then go back
to the normal universe
and then you could have
the normal existing
DC heroes
or have them
yeah
you could have them
cross over
and all sorts
you could have
regular nice Superman
I love regular nice Superman
me too it's one of the best anyway I just thought that was interesting okay that's pretty cool a couple more bits You could have him cross over and all sorts. You could have regular nice Superman. I love regular nice Superman. Me too.
He's one of the best.
Anyway, I just thought that was interesting.
Okay, that's pretty cool.
A couple more bits of news, Mason.
Or is that just him trying to hitch his wagon to a better thing?
Potentially.
But there's definitely shades of injustice in it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Mission Impossible Fallout has a brand new trailer, Mason.
Yeah, right.
And he goes rogue.
We learn more about the motivations of Henry Cavill's character.
So if you don't want to know any going in, when is this out?
It's pretty soon, right?
Like June.
Okay, right.
If you don't want to know anymore, don't watch the trailer.
Don't listen to us.
Yeah, ever.
But that's the thing.
The Mission Impossible team and their handlers have finally done what they should have done from the start,
is to get a guy on Ethan aethon hunt for when he
goes rogue to stop him going rogue and who else because he does that's what he does every time
he goes never not gone wrong not gone wrong i wonder if he hasn't gone rogue did he go rogue
in two i don't remember uh maybe yeah i don't know maybe he's pretty on mission in two yeah
maybe we've discussed i'm sure we've come to a conclusion but he's gone rogue in every other one they also does that thing in trailers where
there's a snippet of the trailer at the start of the trailer yes i'm already there man yeah i mean
what i guess it's for youtube ads i mean that plays in front of a oh i guess yeah i guess so
but at the same time like oh maybe yeah okay it's a technical thing but like who's who's watching
this and they're like it's been four seconds and there's it's just an establishing shot of a mound i'm not into this i'm switching it off
ridiculous it's very ridiculous do you think alec baldwin could be taken seriously as a serious
actor because i look at him and i just look at his big head and i'm like nah
and that's not because he's a bad actor. It's because I've just seen him be Donald Trump and do comedy.
Isn't there a moment in maybe Mission Impossible 5
where it's clearly intended to be a serious movie?
He has a moment with Jeremy Renner's character.
I don't even...
It's 4 or 5, I think.
Is he in 4?
I can't remember.
I'm going to look which one it is.
It's meant to be serious.
No, it is in 5.
It's meant to be serious, but everybody in the theater laughs.
Because he's Jack Donaghy or whatever.
Yeah, he's Jack Donaghy.
Yeah, exactly.
It's very weird.
Is his name again?
Alec Ball.
I just want to find out which ones he's in.
Okay.
Because in the first one-
He's in four and five, I'm fairly confident.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Because the first one, it's John Voight.
Yes.
And then the second one, it's Anthony Hopkins.
Yes.
And then I don't know what happens in three.
It's probably just the voice chip thing.
It probably is, Mason.
Yeah, I think he's just in five and six.
Okay.
I think you are right, Mason.
And that's exciting.
And in my mind, there's nothing more exciting than an exciting thing.
Absolutely.
Last bit of news.
Willow.
Oh, wait.
We didn't really talk about the-
Oh, trailer?
Yes.
We've got a question about it for later.
Okay.
But, I mean, it looks good.
It does look good.
Anyway, we know that Ethan Hunt and Henry Cavill are going to come to blows.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
And who would...
Attempt to machine gun each other?
Probably.
Yeah.
Do you think he's going to look...
I think they're going to team up in the bathroom to beat up...
Yep.
Nothing wrong with that, Mason.
Absolutely.
And then against...
Like, there's a guy they're beating up
and throwing through a mirror.
But where do you think that's going to happen
in the timeline of the movie?
I think later in the movie,
then he goes rogue.
And then Henry Cavill's like,
not on my moustache.
Do you think that maybe that bathroom fight
is taking place during Tom Cruise going rogue?
So, like, I reckon...
And there's a villain. There's also a villain. Yeah, I would love that. I think Henry Cavill's like, Cruise going rogue. So like, I reckon-
And there's a villain.
There's also a villain.
Yeah, I would love that.
I think Henry Cavill's like, stop going rogue.
And Tom Cruise is like, I'm going to go rogue.
I'm going rogue right now.
And then a bad guy shows up and they're like,
well, I'd prefer to be going rogue.
And I'd be preferring to stop you going rogue,
but there's this guy, so we've got to deal with him.
Yeah.
I think that's what's happening there.
And then he continues going rogue.
Continues going rogue after that.
I think once he gets thrown through that mirror,
I think he continues to go rogue straight after that.
Yeah.
And Harry Cavill's like, bloody hell, this guy's gone rogue.
Yeah.
This is precisely what I was brought on to prevent.
So Willow might be getting a sequel.
Ron Howard has said this.
I don't want to give too much away.
You hit play.
You hit record again, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I don't want to give too much away, but play you hit recording it right yeah yeah okay good i don't
want to give too much away but there's a there's a little talk of willow uh we wouldn't call it
willow too i think it would be focused on alora dannon although willow would have to be significantly
involved i don't know who that is i don't know any of the words in this i've never seen willow
to be honest with you uh alora dannon willow is it the baby yeah it is so that means i guess they're not
getting back uh val valerie kilmer uh warwick warwick davis would probably come back for sure
uh this movie did not do well you can't have willow without the titular willow no which is
what i assume his character was named i saw it as a kid and really loved it and i haven't really
seen it since and i don't remember any of it. But do you know what the plot is basically?
A baby goes to a village and then he has to deliver it to another village.
Is that also not the plot of Labyrinth?
That's a baby gets stolen.
That's stolen by David Bowie.
Okay.
And he's got a glass orb and he's like, ooh.
Remember?
That's so Bowie.
I haven't seen Labyrinth either.
I saw Labyrinth really late.
So again, I was like, nah. There's no magic. Exactly. That's why I can't go back. remember that's so bowie i don't see labyrinth either i saw labyrinth really late so again i
was like there's no magic exactly that's why i can't go back i can't go back to labyrinth or
the dark crystal a whole bunch of stuff because i'm like it's not gonna hold any i watched the
dark crystal way too late and went nah not for me but a lot of people love it mason and that's why
it's the world's number one movie we make a lot of bold claims on this podcast, but that one is true.
Just to be clear, we just looked up the box office receipts and it's labyrinth.
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Mason, we're going to talk about Deadpool 2.
All right.
We're going to talk non-spoilers and spoilers.
Yes.
Had a huge box office opening.
It is now the largest R-rated opening day for any film in the US of all time, with 53 million beating out It.
But I suspect It Chapter 2 might beat this again.
Probably, yeah.
So it remains to be seen, but it's still a really good,
it's a massive opening.
Sorry, go on.
I was going to say, does this mean Josh Brolin is currently
in the number one and number two movies?
I guess he is.
Or at one point he would have been, yeah.
He is.
Infinity War and Deadpool 2.
Yeah, well, this movie did.
I wonder if that's a record also.
Well, it did knock Infinity War off the number one spot.
Oh, so he's in both.
He's in both.
That's wild.
There you go.
It's estimated it's probably going to make about $133.5 million at the box office, which
is now the number one biggest R-rated opening of a movie of all time, smashing
Deadpool's record of 132.4 million.
Huh.
So that's 1.1 million more.
Ooh, that is far.
Knocking it out of the park.
Maybe that's less than Passion of the Christ.
I don't know.
Is that R-rated?
Yes.
Huh.
Because Jesus gets beaten to death.
Well, I've never seen that movie.
Me neither.
I saw it once.
I didn't see it. You've talked about this. Well, I've never seen that movie. Me neither. I saw it once. I didn't see it.
You've talked about this.
Yeah, I've talked about it.
I turned on the TV one time
and it was just Jesus being thumped with a stick or whatever
and he's like,
and I'm like,
oh, I don't really want to watch this
and I switched over
and then I came back like two hours later
and I switched the TV back on
and it was like,
and you drag it out.
Those movies are like four hours.
Maybe he had something in between.
Maybe he had a swim in between.
It was the same angle.
Yeah, maybe there was a swim.
Yeah, I guess that's probably true.
Just saying.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, Mason.
Yes.
All these numbers and box office reports,
they all pale in comparison to what you think the story was.
Ah!
Deadpool's back.
Look at his balls.
Yeah.
Nailed it.
Yeah.
Literally in some way.
Bigger and better.
And bloodier. it's gorier
yes certain bigger budget okay what's happening this one all right so bloody dead pulls back yes
and he's living large he is but then cables come from the future it's gonna kill a kid yes and then
deadpool inexplicably wants to stop him is it inexplicable i mean it's somewhat explicable
but it's a bit explicable but it's a bit vague. It's a bit explicable, but it's a bit vague as well.
Yeah, cool, man.
Now, you really notice the budget increase on this.
You sure do, yeah.
This one's $110 million.
I think it's a better movie for it as well.
I think there's better action sequences, better special effects in general.
There's more cameos.
Right.
I mean, I understand why's why they did 60 last time
but i think this is a good budget for this would you say that the the the the action sequences
are overall like every aspect of them is better no yeah what i thought was weird is one of the
directors is the john wick guy yes but there's no really good hand-to-hand stuff in it there isn't
and i would argue that the a lot of the gunfighting stuff
isn't that great either.
Agreed, yeah.
It's kind of...
These action sequences are gorier.
There's like limbs coming off
and people getting beheaded and stuff like that.
But a lot of the gunplay stuff is kind of ineffectual, really.
I think the spectacle is better.
The spectacle is bigger but i
think the individual pieces are not and that's interesting because i guess well maybe the john
wick guy is going from very much practical effects to we're gonna cg this guy getting his head cut
off or whatever yeah and he's made maybe the the idea is okay we'll let we'll we'll just sit back
and we will handle do you think there's no action sequence better
than the highway chase in the first one?
Because there's a chase scene in this on a road,
which I think is probably better,
but it's not better because it's better choreographed.
It's just more spectacular.
Yes, exactly right.
Yeah, in terms of just a solid physical action sequence
that you can sort of immerse yourself in
and it looks good and visceral and real and bloody,
the highway chase sequence and the highway sequence
in the first one is probably the best thing.
Yeah, I do agree with that.
Because there's blood and people getting shot in the head
and getting stuff shoved through their head or whatever.
Yeah.
And I know it's bloody, but it's not, it's not that solid.
No.
We're being quite negative out the gate of this,
but I had a lot of fun.
I had fun with this.
I thought it was fine.
I thought it was slightly better than the first one,
which I also thought was fine.
Yeah, right.
But what I really enjoyed about this is the way it,
the comic book movie and comic book deep cuts that it does.
This is definitely a movie
for fans of comic book movies in general.
Yeah.
And a lot of the time I would say
this is a movie for the fans in a negative way.
Like, you know how a lot of,
if a movie's bad,
the director or the cast or somebody will come out
and say this is a movie for the fans.
Yeah.
Because it's like,
we're just going to feed you some garbage.
Yeah.
And you've got, just take it without think just just watch this without
thinking about it and and that but this this is a movie yeah this is a movie i think that is for
the fans in a positive way yes in the sense that it's if you remember the original deadpool from
x-men origins wolverine or if you remember if you if you know all the deep cuts if you know who Shatterstar is
if you know who
Shatterstar is
if you know about
you know
if you remember
Green Lantern
and all the weird
casting changes
of the X-Men movies
if you
you know
this is a movie
you'll get
and you'll enjoy
I think
you'll enjoy
all the comedy
and all the
little things
I think that is
if you took that
out
I still think you could enjoy this just as a guy going there's a lot of stuff going on and all the little things. I think that if you took that out,
I still think you could enjoy this just as a guy going,
there's a lot of stuff going on.
There's a lot of stuff going on.
I think it's funnier than the first one.
And I said this in my view because there's less,
for me, there's less look at my balls.
Except for a very specific and literal look at my balls moment.
And I don't mean, because I saw a few people ask or say,
there's not a moment where he says, look at my balls.
I don't mean he literally has to say it.
I mean, just dick jokes.
There's way less dick jokes in this, which I think makes it funnier.
You know what?
In this movie, I feel he has better foils for his comedy.
Because we've got Zazie Beetz, who's great as Domino.
I think she's probably the standout role in this movie.
Yep, I'd agree with that. Okay, right.
Who's your second choice?
I like Cable.
I thought he was good.
Yeah, Cable's good as well.
Speaking of Marc Maron, as we spoke of earlier,
there's a WTF with Marc Maron that's Josh Brolin.
He's very funny.
He's a funny guy.
He's a funny guy and he's lived a life.
Well, he's in the goonies and
that's a very funny movie it's true yeah joking it's not yeah it's bad i know but man he's he's
lived a life that guy yeah um yeah but i i think and also like if we're if we're talking sequels
and spin-offs and stuff i think they needed if they want to get an x-force movie off the ground
they need good interplay between deadpool and cable and domino and
everybody else yeah you don't want deadpool you don't want you don't want to you don't want just
yeah you don't want a guy just saying funny lines and everybody just sighing you want you want some
back and forth you want him to not always be the funniest guy in the room yeah at least i don't
anyway so no and you don't even mean like the guy who's quipping the most yeah you want you know the
straight man to him works for sure yeah
works really well
yeah
well let's talk about
the cast then
so there's a few
new characters
one of them is
Julian Dennison
from Hunt for the
Wood of People
Ricky Baker himself
Ricky Baker himself
who's Firefist
bit different from
the comics
yes for sure
but I thought he was
good
yeah
I'd like to see him
turn up in more
stuff
I wonder if
will there be a time
when he can't be
this kind of
because he's similar to the Ricky Baker guy he's he's him turn up in more stuff i wonder if will there be a time when he can't be this kind of because
he's similar to the ricky baker guy he's uh he's he's um i know he's angrier he's much angrier he's
much angrier yeah but he's an angry young man but i think i thought it was really good has he been
in other stuff besides those two things i'm sure he's been in some other indie things probably some
i can look that up if you want it's probably some new zealand things yeah but no i liked him i
thought it was a good inclusion yeah i liked him too yeah yeah um i like the first exchange where you see him where him and deadpool
have a conversation and you know like robocop comes up and a bunch of different stuff uh this
movie if you are hoping for more uh if you're hoping for expanded scenes and more stuff with
say i don't know negasonic or dopinder or somebody like that or Weasel.
You are not going to get that in this movie.
I think there's probably more Negasonic than the others.
Uh-huh, yep.
I thought she was really good.
Me too.
Yeah, she's great.
But there's not a lot of...
If you're hoping for expanded screen time from anybody really
in the previous movie, you're not going to get it.
This is all about the new characters.
Yeah, absolutely.
I can't disagree with that, Mason, and I won't.
Well, good.
Speaking of, though, Domino I thought worked really well. Yeah, that's Zazie Be with that, Mason, and I won't. Well, good. Speaking of, though, Domino, I thought, worked really well.
Yeah.
That's Zazie Beetz from Atlanta and, of course, Geostorm,
one of your favourite movies.
She's in Geostorm.
Yeah, that's a bad film, isn't it?
Badly good.
I said this is another thing in my review.
Oh, by the way, I did an Easter egg video.
It's up now.
It's very extensive.
Please check it out.
It's linked below.
It's very good, Mason.
It's my best video ever. Ever good for you but uh i said the
casting was spot on for her and people like well she's black yeah it still works yeah she's really
good in the role uh-huh it's the action she handles the action sequence as well she's funny
like you said she's a good foil and also domino in the comics is like she's not a white she's chalk white yeah it's not a real white person it doesn't matter who cares yeah
so and there's some other characters that obviously turn up we won't talk about but
what about cable what were you what did you think uh yeah good uh it's a ringing endorsement no it
is a ringing a long pause yep right now i'm just trying to think because he's been given, I feel, quite a generic origin.
And his motivations, I think, are quite different than they are in the comic books.
Yeah.
So I don't know if I 100% am on board.
It's kind of...
We'll get into it in spoilers, I think.
But it's kind of that...
Like, you couldn't have thought of something else?
Yeah.
This origin?
I thought that the same thing for the way they kicked off Deadpool's story.
I'm like, really, that?
Yeah, right.
You're on that?
Yeah.
So that was one thing I didn't really...
I think if you are a big fan of Deadpool 1, which I imagine a lot of people watching Deadpool 2 are, then Deadpool's story arc in this is earned.
But if you don't, if you're unfamiliar,
I think it's very much unearned.
I think you'd be like, really?
Is that why?
Well, that's how I...
Yeah, but I think if you're taking this as,
well, obviously it's a sequel,
I think you'd be like, well, that's...
That's actually a good point.
That's not a bad point.
We'll talk about it in a second, but yeah.
Yeah.
So go on.
Yeah, I mean, this version of Cable,
there's no indication that he's, I guess,
Jean Grey and Cyclops' son from a potential future
that they made while in weird clone bodies
or whatever it is, whatever his origin is.
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't appear to have any, like...
He's got a magnetic gun?
Yeah.
You didn't say he's got telekinesis?
He doesn't appear to have anything,
but his power mostly seemed to derive from whatever is powering his cybernetic arm,
whether it's the techno-organic virus.
I think it's the virus because you see him kind of looking at it in the mirror at one point.
It seems to be expanding, yeah.
But it's a cool...
I think it looks good.
We see a lot of its functionality in the trailers and stuff.
He can magnetize his gun. He's got that force field thing going on yeah look good i think
it's a he doesn't seem as he's not as physically intimidating as the comic book version no as he's
literally pointed out in it he's he's only 5 11 yeah as he's pointed out not 6 8 yeah right but
i think if you got a guy who's 6'8",
there's not a lot of actors who are that big.
No, for sure.
I mean, it's Sabretooth from the first X-Men.
Yeah, and I think we get across that he is physically threatening enough
that that works.
He can beat up Deadpool.
I would like to see him bigger, though.
Yeah, but they could have CGI'd him a bit bigger.
That's true.
Maybe they will in the sequel.
I mean, it doesn't, you know.
I actually didn't mind Weasel in this even though tj miller's a bad bloke
i thought he did for sure yeah right and i don't think there was there's not that much to depend
on the first one no so i would say there's probably about the same it's about the same
example that's what i'm saying yeah yeah that's that's fair enough uh right what else we got here
mason i think if you don't find this funny this would be a horrible
film to watch like if you were not on board for this year yeah right this would just be a real
drag because there's there's quips left and right yeah it's non-stop but it would i think it
if it's it's it was over 50 for me and the stuff that didn't work i wasn't like that's a bad joke
and i hate no that's true i never felt the urge to groan at anything i wasn't like, that's a bad joke and I hate this. No, that's true. I never felt the urge to groan at anything. I wasn't like, oof, what a bad
call or whatever. I did feel there were some
lines that were 80-yard in and it even
sounded like it. There's a bit where
Deadpool calls
Doppin' the Brown Panther and it seems
like, well, Black Panther just came out and that's
a very topical reference and you can just
make him say that. This is also
a movie that takes
very good advantage of misdirects in the trailer.
Yes.
There's some stuff.
There's some alternate takes.
There's some stuff that we see in the trailer that is a little different from what we get in the actual movie.
Interesting.
I thought it worked for the better.
I don't know how many times we're going to fall for it.
Probably every time.
Probably every time forever.
Every time, yeah.
Hollywood's lying to us, Mason.
Would you want to do spoilers now?
Yeah, let's do spoilers. Hang on.
We covered everything? Characters, motivation?
Did you tell us what the story was? Yeah, I did tell you what the story
was. I nailed it. Don't listen back.
Okay, what about this? Did you think it was
better than the first? Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, notwithstanding the bit about
there's not an action sequence that's better
than in the first one. I did like how there's an action sequence where it's just Deadpool with a brick.
Yeah, that's true.
That was probably the most John Wick kind of moment.
There's like a bit where he kicks up.
There's like a shotgun exchange in that.
And I'm like, that looks like John Wick.
Yeah, for sure.
But it's for a second.
It is for a second it is for a second i think that i don't know like maybe it's the jump from this is an action movie with you know a lot of emphasis on you know kung fu and and mma
and and all that sort of stuff and jujitsu or whatever to this kind of comic booky action
yeah he's not precise no but i i don't know that it felt, it lost.
Given that it was one of the John Wick guys,
I expected a lot of this stuff to have more weight to it.
Yeah.
The combat to have more weight.
And it didn't.
There was more gore, but it was just kind of,
it felt like that, like a soft action.
Yeah, just kind of shoot them up.
The movie shoot them up.
Some of the stuff in Justice League,
although obviously not that bad. Sure. But just like where you're like is this taking place all right
though no it's bad is this place is this taking place in the real world or is it not yeah i think
and i would have i would have felt i would have preferred more if you're gonna make a gory movie
make it more visceral and real but soundtrack's good though it's good soundtrack yeah it really
adds to the film yeah And there's Dubstep
Which I
Yeah
Didn't mind
Okay I'm going to say
Best movie ever
Because I ever thought about it
Being a soundtrack thought
Best movie ever
And also
I had fun with it
Which is our middle ground
I guess
There's also some
Surprisingly
Okay emotional stuff in this
Yeah right
Which you think wouldn't work
Yeah
Anyway
Spoilers
Spoilers here
Alright on the soundtrack
Is this movie just Annie? Why do you say that like is is is deadpool daddy warbucks
and the kid is annie and what it's because he can play a song and everybody does what do you mean
i haven't seen any i don't remember it's a little orphan annie he rescues the orphan and then they
learn to love each other is that is that this movie Does one of them call upon a giant indestructible man?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that's what happens.
Yeah, it is, I guess.
Okay, cool.
Because did you see Ryan Reynolds went on a...
It was a Korean singing competition.
I did.
I saw...
The mask singing thing.
And he sang Tomorrow from the film Eddie.
I saw the...
The Twitter moment?
Yeah, but I didn't watch it.
Okay, right.
It's good.
Ryan Reynolds went on a thing and I went, good on him.
Ah, well, he's one of those guys who can do everything.
Bloody good on him.
Good on him, exactly, yeah.
Well, maybe it is Annie.
Yeah.
Maybe it bloody is.
I mean, it's only vaguely Annie.
It's only vaguely Annie.
Anyway, yeah, the juggernaut's in this.
I called it.
You did?
I know, but I'd be curious to know because I called it based on the Bob Ross trailer.
Yes.
Where Deadpool draws like a red splotch on his canvas.
And then he goes, whoa.
And I went, oh, that looks like the juggernaut.
But that doesn't look anything like the juggernaut in the movie.
So I'm wondering if that was a deliberate idea and I picked up on it.
Or if I just pulled that out of my ass and it's a coincidence.
No, I think you picked it.
Nice.
I think you did it on purpose.
What do you think of this version of the juggernaut it's obviously a
giant cgi man yes but i really enjoyed it yeah exactly because they whenever they it's just
whenever they they pull up a really comic book accurate x-men character like colossus yes i'm
like fuck yes yeah that's what you should be doing exactly yeah and now we have the i guess now also
we have the technology to make it look good yeah we don't have to go oh maybe colossus would work
but i mean maybe just make his face so maybe just make a regular man's face silver and give him the
black yeah it's my outfit you can just go here he is he's eight feet tall or whatever yeah because
we can do it voiced by ryan reynolds as well. There we go. Yeah, which is interesting. Yeah, okay. Speaking of cameos though,
so we get some of the X-Men from the young X-Men timeline.
See, I like that because it's clearly they-
Just whatever.
Because it's the 80s X-Men, I guess,
or the first class X-Men.
And I like the idea that,
when are we talking about this is a movie for the fans,
I like the idea that it went,
hey, you know how the continuity sucks in these movies?
It's just the 80s X-Men now. When's's this movie set is it set now or in the 80s it doesn't matter patrick stewart also yeah right yeah it's bizarre yeah well yeah even the like colossus doesn't
make sense because there's another version of that character yeah right in this universe
but i'm totally okay with that i also liked the uh the brad pitt cameo as the vanisher
what like that's crazy yeah yeah yeah and speaking of mr x was it was that that's current day brad
pitt oh yeah he did that it seemed like he did it and speaking of cameos we were talking about
this before the show the bit where uh cable steals the truck from the two rednecks one of them's
alan tudyk and the other one is credited as Dickie Greenleaf,
which is the name of Jude Law's character
in The Talented Mr. Ripley,
who Matt Damon impersonates.
And that actor is played by Matt Damon in Prosthetics,
which is crazy.
That is crazy.
Is he just doing weird comic book movie cameos?
I guess so.
What else is he doing?
Well, he was in...
Yeah, so he did Ragnarok and this,
and he also popped up in... Downsizing. Downsizing. What else is he doing? Well, he was in, yeah. So he did Ragnarok and this, and he also popped up in...
Downsizing.
Downsizing.
What's that one?
Euro Trip.
He did another weird cameo.
Yeah, okay.
Sure, right.
I guess you've got to spend your time doing something.
Maybe he just loves movie sets.
He must have.
But anyway, speaking of misdirects.
Yeah.
In many of the Deadpool trailers,
we had Shatterstar and Bedlam got action beats.
Street time.
And in this, nothing.
None of that, yeah.
I thought that was fun.
I agree.
I suspected going into this,
because you don't really see much of them.
I thought, these guys are going to get mashed or something.
And then when they were building up the team,
this is like a MacGruber joke.
Right, okay.
But it was still a lot of fun to just see them get And then when they were building up the team, this is like a MacGruber joke. Right, okay.
But it was still a lot of fun to just see them get torn apart and fly into helicopters.
Yeah, right.
I mean, who cares if Shatterstar gets killed?
And also, if they want to bring him back, he saved them all.
Well, exactly.
I don't know.
That's interesting.
The post, not quite post-credits credits but like the mid credit sequence
Deadpool goes back
and he brings his girlfriend
back to life
yeah
how do you feel about that
whatever
well exactly that's it
exactly
to one degree
it's
I mean it undercuts
the entire film
and at the same time
it's Deadpool
so really it doesn't matter
so whatever
if we want to
we'd like to see Marina Baccarin
back again
so why not
yeah
I thought that this movie was...
Marina's back again.
Ooh.
Thank you.
It's my own medicine.
Very sweet.
Do you...
I thought what was going to happen in this is that Cable was going to sacrifice his last...
We knew he was going to sacrifice his last time travel bit of juice to go back and save somebody.
I assumed he was going to go back in time and save of juice to go back and save somebody i assumed
he was going to go back in time and save that's what i thought his girlfriend his girlfriend and
then which happens but and then you go well that wouldn't happen because then the whole outcome of
the movie would be different yes but then deadpool just goes back and saves her anyway yeah and then
i guess he must pretend that she's dead for the remainder of the movie
yeah yes and then go and save the team i don't know but then he also goes into the real world
and kills ryan reynolds right uh-huh and he also jumps into the x-men origins timeline
and kills original original deadpool which i liked a lot me too but again it's that timeline thing
none of that makes sense no for sure because even if
no it just doesn't i can't even get it absolutely doesn't if you if you assume that this current
deadpool exists in the regular x-men universe then who was the wade wilson in x-men origins
wolverine you could say that that is the same guy and that was a mission he's done
prior to him becoming a mercenary but then he so, yeah. But then he killed himself.
Maybe that's a clone.
Yeah, you're right.
There we go, perfect.
It doesn't, but that's the thing though, it doesn't matter.
And we, that's, well, and also because I think they're relying on the fandom to rewrite or
to fix all the problems like we just did.
If you just go, okay, well, they kidnapped Wade Wilson when he was Wade Wilson and they
cloned him into this weird Deadpool monstrosity and then he escaped and now he's regular Deadpool yeah that's fine yeah like that's we've solved the
problem it's fixed yeah we've done it um but yeah to also the time travel doesn't really matter are
they going back are they physically going back or are they doing the days of future past time
travel thing in the mind because dead cable clearly goes back in time
physically but in all the other sequences he goes back just into his own like the first time he goes
back he just goes back i guess into his own mind and puts the the coin in the skeeball token in
deadpool's pocket or yeah or he replaces himself it's all about himself exactly or he just puts a
word in his past self see how he put the coin in his pocket or whatever.
And then also, is that when Deadpool goes back in time
to save his girlfriend, does he go back as him?
Does he push the other guy out of the way?
Or does he just go back into his mind?
Yeah.
I guess it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
But at the same time, if...
Also, he has a time machine now.
Yeah.
Forever.
Yeah, I get it.
No, I mean, he can just ride it out,
but then he can just ride it back. See see i guess the problem with this movie is that if you go hey and as a
as a as a genre defying piece of funny it's just silly and who cares and it doesn't matter how the
plot goes let's just keep the jokes rolling that's cool and fun that's cool it is cool it's it's my fang all right okay but that's really
working for you thank you going forward though if the next x4 if they do deadpool 3 or they do x
force how are you going to maintain dramatic tension if you can go well he's just have him
use the time machine i guess that that is the problem you can't have another movie with emotional
weight yes when he can just erase everything or the previous movie doesn't matter or whatever.
Yeah, you can't kill anybody.
I guess you have to really dive deep into Deadpool doesn't have any real emotional attachments besides his girlfriend.
Yeah.
So it doesn't...
This one seems like he does, though.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
More than most versions of the comic.
For sure, yeah.
And I think you have to go, okay, he's just a cartoony character.
You could kill off any of his friends and it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
So why...
So kill him, bring him back, kill him, bring him back.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, absolutely.
Which is fine in an enclosed space, in his own closed system.
But if you bring out any additional characters,
or you put him into a larger context
then that kind of doesn't work yeah right or maybe it does i don't know i think that's going
to be the problem for the future for for disney if this deal goes through you cannot fold this
guy into the mcu because you'll break it yeah for sure so you kind of have to i mean maybe you could
lightly yeah you'd have to really keep him as a separate thing yeah right which is kind of have to, I mean, maybe you could lightly, but you'd have to really keep him as a separate thing.
Yeah, right.
Which is kind of what he is in the comics.
Like, it's not often that he's just in the Avengers.
That's true.
It doesn't happen very often.
Yeah, yeah.
If it does, it's briefly, yeah.
Interesting, Mason.
Isn't it?
What do you think of the Juggernaut-Colossus fight?
Well, see, also the thing about the Juggernaut is that he wasn't...
He didn't seem to have all of these juggernaut no because
this would be the perfect opportunity to just because he we do he does mention that he is you
know professor x's half brother yeah and this is a universe where it's not just mutants there's you
know shatter stars from mojo world uh and etc so this would be the perfect opportunity to go
oh by the way this version of the Juggernaut
is magic
like he is in the comic books
it's powered by the crimson
you could have thrown in
a Doctor Strange joke
or something
because they have the same
power source
for a lot of stuff
well they don't really
specify what his powers are
and it's also
he is stopped
but I guess he stopped
because he didn't build up
enough momentum
because isn't it
when he gets moving
no
well see
the comic book
version of the juggernaut is basically unstoppable in all circumstances like if he's just if he's
moving at one mile an hour you can't stop him from moving at one mile right okay so in this i guess
he's just a big tough strong guy yeah again if you if you just go well this is a silly movie and who
cares yeah then it doesn't really matter he's just the biggest toughest strong guy you just in the comics you just got to get his helmet off that's the kind
of yes for sure somebody gets in his mind or correct which i kind of thought was was gonna
happen yeah he's gonna be unstoppable someone's gonna pry his helmet off and then we get like a
james mcavoy cameo or something like that they went up his butt they just went up his butt which
again i'm but i guess as a comic book fan i was like wow they couldn't defeat him
like this this is the way you know this is this is dumb and he wasn't red this bit where they
stuck an electrical wire up his bum and then they pushed him into a pool that's not comic book
accurate at all well i mean it didn't kill him either because you see him getting out yeah that's
true at the end yeah what do you think of that school for beating up mutants or whatever ah
it's weird that
Domino went there
even though she was really lucky
and they abused her
even though she was really lucky
good point
thank you
maybe she's become more lucky
as
see we fix all the problems
maybe she's become more lucky
as she's
as she's grown up
but also it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter
it's true
it just doesn't matter
but I don't know
I feel like
cruel mean orphanage
is out of it's a bit anachronistic isn't it. I feel like cruel mean orphanage is out of...
It's a bit anachronistic, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, it's true they still exist,
but it was very much this 1960s nod to Legion.
I don't know.
Yeah, right.
I don't know.
There's a few...
They talk about how...
I like the line about how the X-Men are a dated metaphor
for 1960s racism or whatever.
Yeah, right.
So I thought it was kind of weak
how they defrigged Vanessa at the start.
That's interesting what you said.
Based off the previous movie, it's not that
because they actually do develop that character.
No, because they have genuinely good chemistry
in the first movie and you see them.
And so when she gets kidnapped at the end of the first movie,
you kind of feel for her after that.
And maybe when you think she is going to die, you feel something.
So going into the second one, you do, you know,
it's an established character who we liked.
And I'm like, oh, it is a shame that she's dead,
even though now she's back.
All that narrative weight is ruined.
But at the same time, to just give Cable the same origin story,
oh, my wife and kid died.
Yeah.
That's not his origin, as far as I'm aware.
Did you want to come back in time and stop whatever thing he wants to stop?
I can't even remember.
Apocalypse.
That's right, but they just did that, didn't they?
Yeah, see?
And Apocalypse gave him the virus as well, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
Wouldn't you like to see proper Apocalypse?
Prop-a-lips?
Yeah, a proper lips.
Mr. Proper Lips.
Yes, I would. And he'd have his proper lips. He would have his proper lips. Mr. Proper Lips. Yes, I would.
And he'd have his proper lips.
He would have his proper lips.
So that would be good.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I guess so.
I just, I didn't...
And it was all quite...
I was expecting this, again, this apocalyptic future.
And it was a bit vague.
It seemed to just be like the world was fine, more or less.
And he was hunting down mutants.
And one of them killed his family.
So he had to go
back in time but is that but it's weird because the world also didn't look fine because he lived
with his family and it was just like a regular home but then he looked out the window and it's
it looks like the days of future past future yeah yeah so he was hunting mutants did they say that
no i think he was i don't know what he was doing he was keeping it was it was some
form of future law enforcement i guess maybe it's just keeping dangerous mutants in line or
whatever yeah right i don't know but again we don't know anything about these these the wife
and the daughter and they're just like here's my wife and daughter now they're dead but i'm back
it's kind of cheap and it's just so they could have a just so deadpool and he could have a
thing to kids to work together.
But that's, I mean, come on.
They could meet together in some other form.
I don't know.
But they didn't.
They didn't.
And that's okay.
Or is it?
Got some reviews here from people.
I'm sure you've got some more things to say, Mason, which is fine.
I'm just about out of things to say.
This is from Alex.
The action in Deadpool 2 is better than the jokes,
and that inherently makes me sad
I love the first one
and this was good
but far from great
it really was
look at my balls
yep
it's not wrong
Adam says
saw Deadpool 2
I would have liked
to see more Vanessa
but Domino was great
and I hope we get
more of her in the future
I thought the movie
was tons of fun
and Maiso was right
hashtag hot scoop
juggernaut
juggernaut
yeah nice
this is from...
Oh, as is our tradition, obviously, because of that, you have to do a shot of poop.
But I agreed.
Yeah, but you still have to do a shot of poop, though.
Oh, man.
Because I don't make the rules, obviously.
I know.
I don't make the rules.
You're aware of this.
The rules are in place.
I don't make the rules.
This is from Just Me.
Just saw Deadpool.
We enjoyed it very much.
Much more than the first Deadpool.
Best movie ever. Best Deadpool movie. We enjoyed it very much. Much more than the first Deadpool. Best movie ever.
Best Deadpool movie ever.
Yep.
Agreed.
Scott Sky says,
I think Deadpool went bigger with the action.
Fully embrace the fan service.
The inside joke for comic book fans.
Overall, the story didn't have the same impact as the first one, though.
Yeah, fair enough.
Old Greg says,
Saw Deadpool.
Hated the first half of the movie.
I don't know.
Once they formed X-Force, it was better.
Last credits sequence bumped it up a couple of points.
The final action sequence was pretty good.
Meh.
And Bryson Davies says, just saw Deadpool 2.
There were too many Marvel and DC references.
Most were very jarring and almost annoying by the end.
The movie had more forced references than Ready Player One.
Ooh, I think it had fewer than Ready Player One.
I mean, comparatively sure.
For sure.
Maybe he's using Hyper Bowl.
Yeah.
Hyperbly.
No, no.
Okay.
All right, okay.
Maybe he's partaking in the Hyper Bowl,
the better version of Super Bowl.
Yeah, what did you think?
I was going to say,
I forgot to mention,
I think Rob Delaney is also great in this.
I would like to see him back again.
Yeah.
As the regular Joe.
Did you enjoy the bit
how he got vomited on and he melted?
Yeah, that was fun
very good
so that's it
that was Bill Skarsgård
that's right
that's fun
that is fun
and I enjoyed the part
when they're all diving
off the
out of the plane
and he kind of
scooches down
and like sits on the edge
that was fun
yeah
would you really talk about
the
we kind of did
the parachute sequence
was good
it was fun
I enjoyed a lot
yeah
it's a good it's fun a lot yeah yeah it's
a good it's a good moment yeah brad pitt brad pitt he was going to be cable actually at one point
they uh they did some concept art for it oh yeah nice yeah is that it i think that's it yeah i'm
sure we'll come back to this in there okay in there but overall yeah it's all right cool right
yeah you know what it's time for then it's time for what we're reading what are we gonna read
what are we gonna read read? What are we going to read?
I'm doing the thing.
What have you been reading?
Well, after I saw that thing about Matt Damon and Dickie Greenleaf,
I watched Talented Mr. Ripley.
Yeah, how'd that go?
It's great. I haven't seen it in 15 years and i i like it a lot and i
might even watch the other tom ripley movies even though they're not really connected ripley's game
ripley's game there's one with john malkovich yeah that one i'll watch next and then there's
one from like with barry pepper which i probably won't watch who's barry pepper uh he's in seven
from ryan uh is he ripley he's ripley yeah he's ripley oh maybe it's modern day and he has a
leather trench coat okay but it's from like yeah a's Ripley Maybe it's modern day And he has a leather trench coat
Wow okay
But it's from like
Yeah
A while back
But no it's really
Mr Ripley is a good film
Great
And people should watch it
And also
Today
By the time this goes out
I'm seeing Solo
Oh very exciting
So I'm looking forward to
We'll both be watching Solo this week
That's exciting
And that'll be next week's episode
So if people want to share your opinions
Please do Yeah With us I've been watching Search Party Which I've mentioned before What's that again this week. That's exciting. And that'll be next week's episode so if people want to share your opinions please do
with us.
I've been watching
Search Party
which I've mentioned before.
What's that again?
It's the one
it's Alia Shawkat
from Arrested Development
and she
she's one of a group
of like
like disaffected
20-somethings
and she's like
she sees a missing
person's poster
for an acquaintance
from college
and she's like
I'm gonna go find that person.
It's going to be my mission.
Okay.
And it's kind of a comedy and it takes a real dark turn
at the end of the first season.
Sweet.
What's it on?
It's on TBS in America and in Australia it's on SBS On Demand.
Great.
But it's really very good.
Super dark.
I will watch that.
Yeah.
Don't watch it if you want a fun, happy time.
I don't, Mason.
Let me tell you. I want to watch a grim thing like everything else. Oh, nice. In watch that. Yeah. Don't watch it if you want a fun, happy time. I don't, Mason. Let me tell you.
I want to watch a grim thing like everything else in the universe.
Wow.
Is there anything else?
I've got a tweet here from somebody who's watched.
Yeah, please.
I'm including this.
It's from Joshua.
Batman Ninja is 90% garbage with only the slightest glimpse of a good premise.
Unfortunately, they probably won't get another chance.
Wow.
A lot of people are loving Batman Ninja.
It's very negative. I just thought that was interesting because a lot of people are loving Batman Ninja it's very negative
I just thought that was
interesting because a lot
of people love it
but maybe it's crap
look I
it looks great
certainly
I should watch it
this week and I'll get
back to you
but I'm
someone who likes
maybe 50% of the DC
animated stuff
maybe
maybe
and I mean
the current stuff
like I loved
I loved Batman the animated Series and Justice League Unlimited
and all that sort of stuff.
You're talking about the new Suicide Squad.
Like the one-shot stuff and the Suicide Squad
and the Batman U1 adaptations and stuff like that.
I liked that one.
He kicks a tree in half.
That's no good.
How does he kick a tree in half?
Is it an old tree?
You can't just translate direct dialogue to the comic.
It's weird.
Kick a tree in half.
It doesn't work.
But it's got Gotham's own kid from the OC as Batman.
Yeah, sure does.
He's not a kid.
He's like 44 or whatever.
He's been Batman and Commissioner Gordon.
Can you imagine?
Can I imagine that he's done it?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Literally done it.
Yeah.
Letters?
Letters!
Is it time for letters?
Time for letters.
Letters.
The classic one was letters, oh letters. We love you, some letters. Time for letters. The classic one was letters, oh letters.
We love you, some letters.
They're only a take away.
I know they're here right now.
We're going to do letters.
Yes, very good, Mason.
Very good.
If you want to reach the show, hashtag Weekly Planet Pod.
Send us a letter.
We can check it and then read it uh through twitter but if you
want to weekly planet pod at gmail.com you can send an email to mason and he will read it out
just like the one he's got right now yes i've got one surprise surprise i thought you looked ready
this is from nathan brown okay uh hi mason the dad that's you hello uh okay a bit of sizzle first
i'm not going to say that the title of the subject line but here's a bit of sizzle first I'm not going to say the title the subject line
but here's a bit of sizzle
I was listening to your podcast
while chopping low branches
off a tree
hmm
it doesn't sound like
it was an episode
I've listened to before
the Batman v Superman one
it's a classic
it is a classic
he says he likes listening
to our disappointment
turning to anger
and finally exhaustion
and apathy
it's most episodes
to be honest
sometimes we record
these very late
he got to the part where you James James, are going off at Snyder
for using that video you made about the Batman killing people
to justify the murderous Batman.
The axe cut through a branch quickly.
He had his feet in a dumb position.
The axe hit him in the foot.
Oh, no.
He cut into the webbing of his big and less big toe.
So right in the sweet spot, right in there.
He's informing us because he's decided to sue us.
What?
I know, right?
Okay, fair enough.
Anyway, thanks, Nathan.
Good to know.
We'll look forward to that.
At least he didn't lose any toes.
Doesn't seem that way, yeah.
Yeah.
It's mostly emotional distress, it seems.
And the webbing.
Yeah.
So thus far, we've had people...
Car accidents?
We have had people in car accidents.
We've had people whose bosses have yelled at them at work. Yeah. And now... we've got, we've had people, um, we have had people in car accidents. We've
had people whose bosses have yelled at them at work and now wives hate them. Wives hate them.
Oh, for sure. Yeah. Wives left them. We've met some genuinely unimpressed partners at our live
shows. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess that's why this is my girlfriend. Hey,
nice to meet you. Oh, hey.
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, he listens every week.
I have to listen to you every week.
Yep.
So that's why we do the charity, because we're just doing bad things.
Oh, here's another one, if I can segue into this very quickly.
This is from Stephen Parrish.
He loves the show.
He listens every week. That's very nice.
His mom only listens once a year when we're trapped in our car
from our yearly trip from Mexico to California.
Could you give her a shout out for trying her best
to understand all the stuff you guys are talking about?
Hey!
It's her name's Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa, thanks for listening.
Welcome aboard.
How about this?
Flex Mentallo.
Very good.
What about that as a reference?
It's a great reference.
She loves it.
Mine a Doom Patrol character, got his own limited series. Graham Morrison, good stuff. Great good. What about that as a reference? It's a great reference. She loves it. A minor Doom Patrol character.
Got his own limited series.
Graham Morrison.
Good stuff.
Great stuff.
Yeah.
Got some tweets here.
This is from Cameron Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds related probably.
I don't think it is.
Oh, come on.
When the DCEU is over, do you guys want to see different stories like a live action Superman
Red Son or a live action Gotham by Gaslight or more stories like that?
I would say not even when it's over
just do it
just do it
pick good stories
and do that
I don't necessarily
would you rather though
an Elseworlds story
like a Superman Red Son
or just a good
Superman movie
I think they need to
good Superman movie
I think they just need
I think maybe
Man of Steel 2
can do it
just give me
a good Superman story so you can prove that he can work in an ongoing subvert yeah i want him to i want
people to be aware that he can work in an ongoing universe that doesn't have to be a weird novelty
universe where he's joined the soviet union or whatever i just want him to be like, he exists as a character.
He's not overpowered because of the context you put him in.
Yep.
And he's a good character
and a likable character.
And a nice man.
And a nice man.
And we enjoy his work.
And sometimes he has to stop Tom Cruise
from going rogue.
Yeah.
And then you make him Russian.
Then you make him Russian after that.
Russian around.
Russian around after Tom Cruise.
Solving crimes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
Very good.
No, but I think,
okay, aside from that that you could do the others
you could do some of the other elseworld stuff yeah sure make batman a vampire make him fight
the predator i don't care yeah do a bunch of weird shit uh-huh uh because that would be cool
and fun maybe or bad so that's good too yeah who currently heard, yeah. Who currently owns The Predator? Fox.
All right, okay.
So then Disney.
Okay, so that's never going to happen.
That's a shame.
That's a shame.
Yeah, that is a shame.
Man, would you watch that movie?
Yeah.
I know there's some fan films that Batman Predator.
Yeah, right.
Which they've got a pretty good production thingamajig.
This is from Winston Braithwaite.
Any relation to Ryan Reynolds, do you think?
Maybe related to Ryan Reynolds and Daryl Braithwaite.
I was going to say that.
That was my joke, Mason. Okay, right.
But I subverted the expectations.
That was pretty good.
Just very good.
I loved it.
Hashtag with your planet pod.
Hi, Nick and Mason and dog.
All this talk of Tom Cruise's escalation Mission Impossible stunts.
Had me wondering how he'll meet his end.
I think he'll jump off a roof in the style of Danson and Himesmith in the other guys i didn't know those guys names but i know now i do uh what
do you how do you guys think he'll meet his doom do you think he's going to be one of those live
forever guys or do you think he's going to have a like a steve irwin horrible accident like he's
going to get mashed i think he's going to i think he's going to live forever i don't i don't see him
but he could hurt himself like fall out of an airplane.
Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah.
And his arms come off.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't...
It's always like he's doing his own dangerous stunts,
but I mean, stuntmen do dangerous stunts.
And they're mostly fine.
But that's also their job that they've been doing for years.
Right, but I mean...
But he's also, I guess...
He's also been doing it for years.
Like, they...
I mean, there's a lot of learning on the job,
and there are incidents and stuff like that,
but I think also they would absolutely not let him
on the side of that plane if they thought,
even for a moment, he would actually be killed.
I mean, we can't rule it out.
You can't rule it out definitively.
But yeah, it would be checked and double-checked,
and he'd send up poorer people first. Yeah, and I mean, it would be checked and double checked and he'd send up, you know, poorer people first.
Yeah.
And I mean, they would, I imagine it would be annoying to be an actual stunt man on a Tom Cruise movie.
Yeah.
Because they would absolutely give him more attention and more like health and safety backup than they would the actual stunt man, I'm sure.
Yes.
They'd be like, okay, you get two guys there backing you up to help you if you fall off
the thing.
And then they would back away.
And then it'd be Tom Cruise's turn.
It'd be 10 guys.
Yeah.
To help him out.
And have a wider selection of fruit and vegetables to enjoy.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd imagine.
What do you reckon, if Tom Cruise was to have an accident, he was going to die?
Yes.
Where would you think his last words would go?
Would it be like, ha ha ha, I'm dead.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah. I'm out!
Tom Cruise!
Yeah, I don't know.
I think if he does it... I think it'd be Top Gun!
I think it'd be Top Gun.
I would love it if he shouted Top Gun.
And then his head came clean off.
Yeah, I think, yeah, obviously an accident
is possible, but he's probably going to live forever.
But as we were talking the other day,
sometimes really healthy people,
it's just like, oh, your heart was bad your whole life
and you didn't know and you died.
Also, you've never had an asthma attack,
but you had one and it killed you.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You just don't know.
Yeah.
There was a guy, Jim Fix.
He was like a professional jogger.
He wrote books about jogging.
He died jogging. Did he? Yeah. From like heart attack-y situation-y? Yeah, There was a guy, Jim Fix. He was like a professional jogger. He wrote books about jogging. He died jogging.
Did he?
Yeah.
From like heart attack-y situation-y?
Yeah, I think it was one of those.
It was one of those undiagnosed heart failures.
Man.
You just don't know.
There you bloody go.
Get yourself checked, everybody.
That's the motto.
That's the two.
You got another letter?
This is just a letter from Zach Hattrick.
Great name.
That's a great name.
Good, solid name
isn't it um yesterday in his neighborhood of buffalo new york the 1960s batmobile crashed
you say this holy moly he took a photo uh very surreal moment nobody's hurt fortunately good
very surreal moment driving home from work and seeing the batmobile on the side of the road
man that's like that's an old school car where if you got hit really hard on that,
you would be shredded to bits.
Oh, for sure.
The car looks mostly fine, does it?
Yeah, it seems fine.
Yeah.
But I mean, there's no roof on that thing.
No.
Or probably seatbelts.
Yes, for sure.
Man, that is surreal.
Remember we saw the Batmobile
when I was living closer in the city
and we went to the comic shop
and the Batmobile was there,
but the guy in the Batsuit was wearing the Nolan version.
And we were like, what is this?
That is a continuity nightmare.
It's like if that's like bloody Deadpool existed in the DC Universe.
You know what I mean?
You wouldn't know which Batman was driving which Batmobile.
Correct.
He took a few shots at the bloody DC Universe though, didn't he?
He sure did.
There was a Martha joke.
Oh yeah.
It's pretty good.
Was it?
It was fine.
All right then.
Yeah.
Just a quick shout out.
This is a note from Claire.
She said,
you have to,
I have to say this.
Oh,
your wife,
Claire.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
It says,
Zach White's birthday.
Did she email in the weekly planet pod?
She put it in there.
Cause I go into the,
the ad copy for the week.
Yes.
And she put this note. It said, Zach the the ad copy for the week yes she put this
note it said zach white's birthday uh he's turning 20 so shout out happy birthday zach from his
sister leah kate oh that's very nice there you go well well done guys you you made it you made it
past claire the gatekeeper very impressive but no happy birthday and happy birthday to all happy
birthday to everybody who's having a birthday today or in fact any day.
Or any day.
Yeah.
Or no days.
Yeah, that's fine.
Maybe you arrived in a wicker basket on a doorstep of an evil orphanage and you don't know when your birthday is.
I mean, sure, it's probably that they'd give you that day as your birthday, but you don't actually know.
No, because you're an evil orphanage.
They wouldn't give you a birthday.
Happy birthday anyway.
Yeah, but they wouldn't give you the day that you arrived at.
You just wouldn't get one that's true there's once every
year they'd punch you in the head yeah that's right yeah and then on all the other days they'd
also punch you in the head yeah but but mina yes so happy punched in the head day to you
to everyone out there yeah uh this week's carry about a garbage is a star wars comic it's coming
out tuesday no it's coming out a bit after Tuesday, but it'll be on Patreon a bit early.
We're wrapping up our Star Wars Infinity Trilogy,
which we've been working on since The Force Awakens came out.
I think so, yeah.
It's been three or so years.
It's been a wild ride.
Of those ones.
Ben's doing the editing,
and Eric's doing some animations.
And if you see the Deadpool one from last week,
those guys are a stellar team.
Ben does them all like amazing. Absolutely not not in the editing but also the sound effects are just
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other podcasts coming up we thought we might drop some other episodes of other shows in the planet
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great podcasts it might be a good way to kind of that's a good idea get involved in that anything
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that sean william scott is playing uh the new loose unit in the lethal weapon series oh because
the other guy the other guy was too much of a loose unit yeah right Lethal Weapon series. Oh, because the other guy...
The other guy was too much of a loose unit.
Yeah, right, exactly.
Didn't that's a good loose unit compromise?
He's quite loose.
How are they going to explain it, though?
Is he going to be his brother, or...?
No, I think they're just going to say, just recast.
They recast Spartacus.
Oh, do you think it's going to be the same...
Yeah, they can't write out Riggs.
What if they did, though?
Yeah, they should.
This is...
Look, Riggs has gone too far.
Kill Riggs.
He was killed in a plane crash that he caused.
He was real life racist, too.
But you seem like a kind of cop who loves having a loose unit partner,
so here's Sean William Scott.
The actor.
He's having sex with a pie.
Fantastic.
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