The Weekly Planet - 27 The (Terrible) History of Captain America In Film
Episode Date: March 31, 2014This week, we go on a horrific journey through the history of Captain America on film in addition to discussing Indiana Jones being rebooted, Prometheus 2 and the odd look of the new Ninja Turtles. Ho...sted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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One woman has a secret.
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FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+. Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet,
official podcast of ComicBookMovie.com.
My name is James, junior editor at that site,
also known as Mr. Sunday.
With me as always is my co-host, Nick, looking pretty grim, Mason.
Oh, I'm feeling rough, mate. I'm feeling real rough, I tell you what. This is not going
to be a good one.
What's the...
Or the best one. Maybe it'll be the best episode.
It could be, yeah.
You brought your A-game, right?
I brought this Gatorade, is what I brought, and some painkillers, is what I chiefly brought.
Normally it's me who turns up grim.
I'm feeling pretty good about myself at the moment.
I see that.
You're feeling smug, certainly.
Well, the comedy festival's on, and I've been out late.
I heard a rumour in the rumour mill that you met one of our listeners in real life, in
real person.
I met a friend of the show, Dan Hasen, who came to our late night board game slumber
party, and was a super nice guy.
Nice.
Good to hear.
Did he ask about me?
No, he didn't mention you at all.
What?
Yeah, I know.
I'm the host.
Co-host.
Of what?
This podcast.
What?
I just saw the microphone.
Is that what we've been doing?
So, yeah, that's pretty cool, eh?
First listener that, well, you met.
I didn't meet him.
I didn't meet him.
But, yeah, that's really awesome. It was really fun, yeah. Our you met. I didn't meet him. I didn't meet him. But yeah, that's really awesome.
It was really fun, yeah.
Our middling success is starting to pay off, Mason.
Boy, is it.
Interactions.
Yes.
Verbal exchanges.
Dialogue.
Did you high five?
No, we didn't.
Oh, well.
If you're listening, just find me in the street and high five me.
It'll be fine.
Done and done.
Pretty great.
All right, Mason.
Should we get straight into the news?
I'd love to get into the news.
Because we've got a big week for Captain American stuff.
Uh-huh.
And we'll get to that.
Great.
But as always, news is important also.
Fantastic.
Current events.
What I'm going to do is while you speak, I'm going to just close my eyes and contemplate
my own mortality.
And then you can, uh, yeah, and then just snap when you finish talking.
Gotcha.
I'll respond.
Gotcha.
Good, good, good.
Uh-huh.
Uh, okay.
Now, you must have seen the TMNT trailer. I did see talking. Gotcha. I'll respond. Gotcha. Good, good, good. Okay, now, you must have seen the TMNT trailer.
I did see it, yes.
Now, there's a lot of people hating on this trailer, Mason.
I mean, no, that's not fair to say.
A lot of people are like, it's mixed to mixed positive, I would say,
if that makes sense.
Okay, yeah.
So, yeah.
One of the big points of contention is Michelangelo, in particular,
has a weird baby
shrek head uh-huh sure you know he takes his mask off and whatever and he's got that kind of weird
weird face there's a few mock-ups of that where they put the shrek ears on him and he looks
he does look a lot like shrek do you think maybe they bought the the 3d model
dreamworks you never know like through some sort of shady back channel like it's like people met in an alley yeah and just
sort of traded a briefcase with a usb stick in it wouldn't surprise me wholly weird am i right
that's yeah yeah you're telling me it's also the other big point of contention is that um
they've got lips like human lips uh-huh sure i didn't even notice that till someone pointed
out but when i looked at it is it is kind of weird, yeah. I mean, the whole thing's weird.
I guess the whole thing is weird, but there's really, in the real world,
there's very little precedent for transforming a turtle into a humanoid creature.
Like, there's almost none of that in nature.
So who's to say what they would look like?
Yeah, yeah.
It's fine. Just get used to it.
Fair point.
Yeah, that's a fair point.
Well, the other point of contention, and I'm inclined to agree with this, Mason, and I
never disagree with anything.
You know, I like to just agree.
I'm an agreeable guy.
You're a yes man.
I'm a yes man.
Nobody's offside in my book, Mason.
Correct.
Yeah.
Well, Paulius Saltuk...
Paulius Salt...
Paulius Salt-Ocus.
Some guy who is involved somehow with the production of the film.
No, no.
He's the guy
I've seen him out in before
I'm pretty sure I got his name
right the first time
and I botched it this time
great
either way
but he's like
his issue with it
and I'm inclined to agree
was they're enormous
like the turtles
aren't supposed to be
that big are they
or they are
ah
because they tower over
April O'Neil
and they're built
but aren't they supposed
to be like
stealthy ninja guys
yeah they've changed they've changed form a lot.
They were quite...
They were kind of frog-like.
Yeah.
In the very first appearances, like the Eastman and Laird, the old Garage comics, they were quite froggy.
Yeah.
No, no, no, I like this.
They're turtles.
They should be kind of tank-like.
Sure, fair point.
Yeah, yeah.
That actually makes sense.
How about the bit where he hits the hammer?
Yeah.
He hits the hammer with his shell and it just smashes it.
How good was that?
See, I didn't love it.
I thought the CGI on the hammer was a bit kind of like...
A little cheap?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I don't know.
I just feel like...
And because of stuff like that...
They probably bought the CGI from Transformers.
Like they had a hammer character and they're like,
no, who cares?
We don't need it.
Smash it.
But I feel like that whole scene where they're sliding down the hill,
that's clearly all CGI.
Right.
And it just took me right out of that minute and a half trailer, you know?
I'm okay with all of it, strangely.
Okay.
Because, you know, it's the origins of the Ninja Turtles and a lot of the stuff they've
been through, you know?
Yeah.
Some of the stuff.
Yeah.
They've been through.
Sure.
It's a rollercoaster of emotions.
It's a rollercoaster of emotions, but also it's been up and down and all over the place.
There's the Mirage Comics origin.
There's the cartoon origin.
Twice.
There's several different cartoons.
Yeah.
And there's the movie origin.
And the CGI.
Switch it around a bit.
Yeah, sure.
It's not that precious.
No, fair point.
It started as like a Daredevil parody with Turtles.
Yeah.
Don't take it too seriously.
It's fine.
Do whatever you want with it.
Well, look, I think Ninja Turtles was the first thing,
probably second thing, first being Voltron,
that I was really, really into when I was a kid.
And even though there are all these changes,
yeah, I'm with you.
I'm not really that fussed.
Yeah.
Like, if this movie completely tanks, I don't care.
Yeah.
When I was...
You know what?
Ninja Turtles was probably one of the things that I was most into when I was a kid.
It was Transformers and then Ninja Turtles.
And I remember there was an Archie Comics adaptation of the cartoon.
This is another weird Archie comic crossover.
No, but it was like...
I'd seen the Mirage comics and I'd never really read it,
but then the Archie comics version came out,
which was an adaptation of the cartoon.
Oh, okay.
And it was kind of more kid-friendly.
And I was like, oh, this is great, whatever.
And the cartoon hadn't come out.
Yeah.
And I went to Kmart and there were like Ninja Turtle figures
for like four bucks or whatever.
And I was like to my mum and my dad and my grandparents,
I'm like, can you get me some of them Ninja Turtles?
And they're like, no, they're so ugly. Why would you want those Ninja Turtles? And I'm like, you give me some of them ninja turtles pick me and they're like no they're so ugly why would you want those ninja turtles i'm like this is
like i was little i was like five or whatever like this is the next big thing this is it we
called it we're gonna get this and then like two days later the ninja turtles cartoon came out and
they skyrocketed in price you couldn't get a ninja turtle figure to save yourself exactly
remember there was like a good that's my personal event yeah my family who raised me but i remember i've been five i would have been
like 10 i don't know yeah yeah i it was maybe a year that i could not get a ninja turtle figure
yeah i mean fucking boohoo first world problem you know what i mean they were like gold though
but i remember like there were like rumors like oh kmart's got some so that everybody would rush
down to kmart to see if they were there and then you get there and it's just like...
It was like Mondo Gecko.
Yeah, and a splinter, you know what I mean?
But yeah, the other thing that people take issue with, though...
Is it...
It's the violence.
Is it Megan Fox?
Yeah, no, I think people have kind of calmed down on that.
Because people hated Megan Fox for a while.
I'm okay with Megan Fox.
Well, there's no problem with Megan Fox
Yeah
Everybody's like
I hate
What a bitch
Yeah what a bitch
What a slut
And I'm like is she
Like she's been married to one guy
For like ten years
What are you even talking about
It's just she's pretty
But in that kind of like
Vampy kind of way
Yeah yeah
People don't trust that
Yeah
I think that's probably it
Yeah well have you seen
In Mrs. 40
She's really good in that as well
Yeah
She's quite funny So yeah I don't understand the hate for it but and she's not the
worst actress in the world is she i mean she's not she's no meryl streep yeah absolutely she's
not even a glenn close she's not even close to it going close but yeah in the trailer it's mentioned
that shredder and april's father are somehow linked. They were building to create something.
And it's assumed that either they're talking about the Foot Clan,
who are a paramilitary group or something, or the Ninja Turtles,
so that April's father had a hand in this.
That's fine.
Yeah.
You're okay with it?
That's fine.
What about this?
Yes.
Do you think a regular human 45-year-old male white guy...
Yeah, William Fickner.
Fickner.
Don't you think he'd get absolutely crushed
by four giant turtles
yeah
totally
just beat him
savagely to death
what do you reckon
there's probably
sweet shredder armour
I'm sure there is
you can see it in the trailer
well you know what
it might be as well
he might be an U-tron
you know the U-tron
and maybe he
because people are saying
because he's not the Japanese shredder
that's another big point
which I can understand
I guess
it's a weird origin swap
but maybe he's taken on this Shredder. That's another big point of contention. Which I can understand, I guess. It's a weird origin swap.
But maybe he's taken on this different human body.
A neutron.
It's no all-white Akira, certainly.
But there's issues.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's no Noah.
Yeah.
Which is doing really well, apparently.
Huh.
Yeah.
That's a very... Like, people complained about that.
And I'm like, what are you even talking about?
And then I saw the poster.
Yeah.
I'm like, that is a very whitewashed
Bible story.
Well, apparently it's... No, not one
Middle Eastern guy. Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah. You know what? There probably is. There are probably
bad guys.
So, yeah. So, all in all,
let's just say that
it's fine, I guess. Yeah.
I think it's going to be good. Yeah,. Yeah. I think it's going to be good.
Yeah, but I don't think it's going to be that good,
considering that the director doesn't have a great track record.
What was the other thing that he did?
Darkness Falls, Battle L.A.
Oh, yeah, that's dull.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So, yeah.
Yeah, but... No, you're right.
I'm looking forward to it still.
Yeah, me too.
It's 90 minutes
out of your life
that's right
plus trailers
plus 20 bucks
for popcorn
I don't get popcorn
I do
not a fan
I embrace the movie
going experience now
because I see so few
films at the cinema
yeah
that have got a
big popcorn
I have trouble
makes it very tense
as you know
because I always
need to pee
I know exactly
yeah that's why
I don't
if there's a movie
that I'm really into
I won't drink for like two hours before.
Good idea.
Which is not healthy.
Uh-huh, sure.
But I do it.
You just line your mouth with salt.
So you don't...
It doesn't even make sense.
Frank Darabont Mason.
Uh-huh, yeah.
Are you familiar with him?
The Walking Dead guy.
Yeah, Walking Dead guy.
The Assorted Stephen King Project.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did... The Mist. Did he do The Mist? guy. The assorted Stephen King project. Yeah. The Mist.
Did he do The Mist?
He did The Mist, yeah.
Can we talk about The Mist for a minute?
Sure.
I love The Mist.
Do you?
You know I do.
We saw it together.
Yeah, the nonsensical...
Well, it's not the...
Yeah, it's great because it's nonsensical.
That is a dark move for a Hollywood film.
Yeah.
That ending.
Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen it.
They go through this whole movie.
They survive in a supermarket being attacked by creatures from another dimension.
And then, what's his name, the actor?
Thomas Jane.
Thomas Jane.
The Punisher's Thomas Jane.
Yeah.
These horrific creatures that are ripping people apart.
And then at the end, it's him and the pretty middle-aged lady love interest.
Yeah.
Like their child.
Her child.
Yeah.
And they're trying
to escape this mist that's covered the whole town and maybe the whole world, we don't know,
and they're driving, and the car runs out of fuel, and they're sort of stuck at the
side of the road, and they hear noises from behind them, like these horrible monsters
or whatever that they, you know, unimaginable horrors, and Thomas Jane has a gun with two
bullets?
Three. There's four people in the car, there's an old person in there as well. Yeah. I don't remember that. 100%. unimaginable horrors and Thomas Jane has a gun with two bullets three
there's four people in the car
there's an old person in there
is there?
I don't remember that
100%
okay then cool
anyway
so he's got
he's one bullet shy
of a full house
as we say
and then
it cuts to
the outside of the car
you hear a series of gunshots
and then it cuts back
and it's just Tom Jane by himself, surrounded by corpses, going,
blah, blah, what have I done?
And then he gets out of the car, and the noises keep getting louder.
He gets out of the car to face his certain fate.
And then it turns out to be the army who've rolled in, like the cavalry has arrived.
As the mist rolls away.
Like it just ends.
Because I think the mist, they were following the mist rolls away like it just just ends because I think the
mist they were
they were following
the mist
as they were driving
they were driving
with the mist
right yeah
so ah it's crazy
dark didn't expect
it
no
loved it
anyway Frank
Darabont's up to
something which he
clearly cannot top
because he shot
that kid that time
that's true yeah
yeah well they're
saying that um
Latina Review have
said Frank Darabont
they've broken a lot of stuff in the past.
People crap on them, but they probably get more right than they do wrong with their rumours.
But then he's pitched an idea for a new Indiana Jones movie.
But Frank Darabont himself had come out and said it's completely untrue.
Okay.
That being said, Latina Review, they got the Khan thing right.
You know, when they're like, Khan's the villain of Star Trek Into Darkness.
And J.J. Abrams was like, you're a liar. Oh, yep Trek Into Darkness and J.J. Abrams was like you're a liar
turns out that
J.J. Abrams
was yet again
the liar
wow
what a shock
so yeah
so I mean
what do you think
of that
maybe a Frank
Darabont
possibly not
I'm okay with that
yeah sure
so the only
Indiana Jones
Rimmer Mason
okay
you're in luck
I love it
okay
they're talking
about recasting
Indiana Jones recasting it rebooting it. They're talking about recasting Indiana Jones.
Recasting it and rebooting it.
They're constantly talking about that, though, aren't they?
We're constantly talking about it in our real lives.
They say that, this same source saying that Bradley Cooper is being courted for the role.
Oh, I did hear about that.
Yes, okay.
Don't you reckon he'd be a good choice?
Yeah, okay.
He's charming.
Absolutely.
He looks good in a suit.
He does.
Like, first couple
of scenes
of Hangover Star
yeah absolutely
little vest
he's got sweet hair
yeah sweet hair
yeah nice
I think
I didn't even consider him
for the role
I think he'd be
really really great
and I think it's got
to the point where
let's face it
Harrison Ford is great
as he is
and whatever
maybe it's time
to recast
and I know it's
an iconic role
and whatever
but I'd be happy for them to put somebody else in the role especially considering now you have to set them in like whatever, whatever. Maybe it's time to recast. And I know it's an iconic role and whatever,
but I'd be happy for them to put somebody else in the role.
Especially considering now you have to set them in like the 50s or the 60s or whatever.
And it's not the same pre-war Nazi Germany
or whatever he gets up to.
Indiana Jones is infinitely better than
kind of weird 50s paranoia Russian alien,
whatever that was.
You know what I mean?
Why can't we sit more
In the 40s?
That's what I'm saying
So if you've got
Someone like Bradley Cooper
You can do that
Yeah yeah
A young'un
Yeah
So I'm all for it
Because there's a lot of
Gaps in that
There's a lot of gaps
There's a lot of
Non-canonical tie-in novels
Yeah
That feature a lot of
Adventures he was in
In between all the other ones
A lot of video games
Yeah
There was one on the PS2 Called Something in the Emperor's Tomb or something.
Yep, I remember that one.
I played the shit out of it.
How'd that go?
Really good.
One button controlled his left fist, one button controlled his right fist.
That was the best combat in a game before Babanakum Origins or Babanakum whatever.
So yeah.
Huh.
Great game.
Don't go back.
It's not that good.
So it was one button for left fist, one button for right fist.
Yeah.
And you could pick up a shovel.
And then like, did you have an additional whip peripheral?
Yep.
For a whip for whipping?
Yep.
You plugged in the whip.
Yep.
And then you whipped it around your lounge room.
Whipping stuff.
You fight a giant crocodile.
Ooh.
There's a weird supernatural bit at the end.
The voice guy was dead on.
You can pick up a table leg.
Your hat comes off and then you can
pick up your hat what if you leave your hat yeah it appears back on your head okay that's weird
that'd be funny if you lose your hat the first five minutes then your hat looks for the rest
of the game and then you get you get to the end and it's like sorry the last crusade never happened
because you left your hat and that was kind of essential. So, yeah.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Well, look, Mason.
Anyway, heaps of time for more Indiana Jones.
Absolutely, yeah.
Look, why not squeeze out one more Harrison Ford one
if you've got the right script or whatever
and if he wakes up,
then get him out there.
How about like a Depression era Indiana Jones one?
He's just whipping carny folk. He's just whipping bankers. then get him out there. How about like a depression era? Indiana Jones one.
He's just whipping carny folk.
He's just whipping bankers.
You know?
He's teaching all sorts of lessons.
He's whipping gold bullion out of people out of fat cats' hands.
You know?
I would love that.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, look forward to that Mason
in whatever year that is.
Yeah.
If it ever happens.
Prometheus sequel talk oh sure okay
are you a fan of the original prometheus movie no but i'm sort of a fan of most of the stuff people
the cast has been in yeah me too it's a weird combination i just did a video on it i mentioned
the video because i kind of i say that i flat out hate it and i don't flat out hate it but there's
so many weird missteps in that movie.
Visually, it's amazing.
The cast is amazing.
The performances are amazing.
The atmosphere is amazing.
The thing where the spaceship flips over, amazing.
Yeah, exactly.
And they don't run sideways.
Yes, that is amazing.
That's an amazing choice that you make at that point in time.
But everything else, like the plots and the twists
and the use of the aliens in it,
there's a really good autopsy, not autopsy,
the scene where she gets the thing pulled out of her,
that's genuinely horrific.
Yeah.
But most of the other stuff is just a nonsensical crap fest.
Yes, it is.
And I am baffled that that got as far as it did without somebody saying,
hang on a minute, this is mostly nonsense.
Especially considering the aliens left messages
for people to come and visit this place
only for them to get there
and then decide to kill everybody at the last minute.
Like, what is that?
And I know there's probably a compendium or whatever
that explains it.
Sure, absolutely.
And whatever, but I don't want to do that.
Explain it to me in your movie.
Yeah, that's why I hate Donnie Darko.
We've had this conversation.
Yes.
I don't want to go to your website. Especially back when Donnie Darko came out and websites were awful. Do you remember your first interaction with the
internet? If it wasn't porno then I don't know what the deal was. I remember mine. I
can tell you if you want. I think I was at primary school and some guys come in to show
off the internet. And they were like, you love movies, right, kids?
And we're like, I guess so.
I mean, we kind of hate everything at this age, but sure.
We're surly.
And they're like, do you want to see the website for the Independence Day movie starring the
all-fresh Prince of Bel-Air and whatever?
And everyone's like, you're kidding, right?
He's like, you can get photos of behind the scenes and whatever.
And everyone's like freaking out because they're like, this is going to be amazing so they load this web page and it just
jams immediately right it loads like a quarter of a picture of a ship and then yeah and then
they're like it's not working i'm like this is the worst invention that anybody has ever made
yeah get the fuck out of here uh-huh i mean come on they should have they should have waited till
the internet was really really good they should have waited until the internet was really, really good.
Yeah.
They should have waited
until 2011
and then released the internet.
That's right, yeah.
That's what I think.
Uh-huh.
So that was my first
internet experience.
Sounds really good.
Boy, what a memory.
Where are we going with this?
Prometheus 2.
Oh, yeah.
Has been announced.
Ripley Scott is back.
Ridley Scott.
Now, that's a perfectly
acceptable mistake to make in the Aliens franchise. Fair point. Ridley Scott is back ridley scott now that's it that's a perfectly acceptable mistake to make
in the aliens franchise fair point yeah uh really scott is back as director he's a he's a good
director i think with if that script had been tight that would have been a much better movie
obviously because he knows how to direct he is a good director yep but yeah the lindelof david
damon lindelof who wrote the first, who was responsible for Lost and what that became.
I'm familiar with the idea of it.
Plus Star Trek Into Darkness and a bunch of other stuff.
Yeah, a hilarious romp.
People hate that guy, Mason.
Yeah, I know.
I'm leaning towards that as well.
Oh, good.
Because they always get him in to do stuff,
and whenever he's named associate, I'm like,
oh, this is going to be one of those things where it doesn't pay off.
He's saying he's the new Shyamalan.
No.
Okay.
You know what? The thing about that guy is, because he's great new Shyamalan No You know what
The thing about that guy is
Because he's great at setting things up or whatever
But he cannot tie anything together to save himself
Yeah yeah yeah
I don't understand why he keeps getting hired
Considering
Because of the stuff he makes is successful
Maybe that's what it is
Considering that
He's just
I don't know what he's doing
I don't know what his thought process is
here's an idea
what they could do
they bring in Lindelof
to kick it off
and then
ooh
that rhymes
that did
and then they get
the Breaking Bad writers in
to finish it
yeah absolutely
that would be a team up
because
and I don't want to spoil
if you haven't seen Breaking Bad
yeah
without spoiling it
in the first episode of the final season of Breaking Bad
the writers introduced
an element, an object
without giving anything away
and apparently they just threw that in there
and they're like, okay, by the final
couple of episodes, we need
to have put that into the plot
and so they just worked their way towards it
and it's like it was meant to be there from the beginning
so you team those two up golden golden or just get the breaking bad writers just get the
breaking bad writers because they did set it up very well also so yeah let's let's kick out
linda loff you're out of hollywood mate that's it yeah michael green is out michael no sorry
linda loff he's out he's not back in good michael green is in writer michael green do you want to
hear what he's responsible for? Yes.
Green Lantern.
Ugh.
Smallville.
Oh, that's another of those Mark Webb situations.
Well, he's got green in the name, so he's probably seen a lantern.
He's walked through Chinatown at least once.
He wrote certain episodes of Smallville.
Okay.
And Heroes.
Ugh.
I know what you're thinking.
Heroes Season 1, right?
Yep.
He wrote Heroes Season 2.
There you go.
Okay.
So this isn't going to be a Prometheus prequel.
No, this is going to be a follow-up.
Because, you know, spoiler alert if you haven't seen Prometheus,
at the end, Michael Fassbender's head and Naomi Rapuse fly off to find... To find Adventures Unknown.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Apparently the next movie will also have multiple
Davids in it
the Michael
oh yeah
who was an amazing character
but you know what the thing
about that character
it was a weird combination
where they never really
explained his
his motivations
or whether he was a good guy
or a bad guy
right
because you know
in every Aliens film
when they've put an android in it
yep
it is very clear that
oh this is a shit one.
Okay, this is a good one.
Do you know what I mean?
But that one's kind of like...
They have those t-shirts that say, this is a shit one.
Yeah.
So, yeah, they didn't really...
And I found his character fascinating because you see him at the start when he's on the ship by himself, just kind of wandering around.
And he's modeling himself off...
Who's the guy who starred in Lawrence of Arabia?
Sook.
Might have been Peter O'Toole or Lawrence Olivia.
I can't remember.
And he's modeled his hair and his accent off that.
And I just find that element of...
See, there's little things like that that are fascinating.
Yep.
But it just...
Fast-bender-nating.
Yes.
And Fast-bender's the best.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I do want to see a follow-up,
even though this franchise...
As I said in my video,
Prometheus managed to derail an already derailed franchise.
It really did, yeah.
Which is amazing.
I'm also kind of, now that I know it's a prequel, I kind of want to see Guy Pearce in more, more old person makeup.
Like, just layer more of it on him.
Because clearly the idea was, we were going to have a prequel, and then he was going to take the makeup off and look young.
Yeah.
Isn't that the idea?
I think so.
But why not just get an old guy?
Oh, yeah.
Harrison Ford.
Harrison Ford.
Because I think the reason they picked him was because there was a viral video set years
in the past where they used actual Guy Pearce without makeup.
Oh, I see.
But you could have just used a younger actor and then have an older actor.
And you can get a 60-year-old guy, and it's easy to make a 60-year-old guy look 90
than it is to make a 40-year-old guy look 90.
Correct, yes.
You know, it comes off as that weird...
What was that movie where Leonardo DiCaprio looked really old?
He was the president.
President Leonardo DiCaprio.
That's the one, yeah, yeah.
President of Earth.
So, yeah, there you go.
Have you seen...
Because I'm a fan of Idris Elba, who's in that.
You're a fan of him.
Did I make you watch Ultraviolet? So yeah, there you go. Have you seen, because I'm a fan of Idris Elba, who's in that. You're a massive fan. You love him.
Did I make you watch Ultraviolet?
Yeah.
Not the Milla Jovovich film, but the British science fiction series.
No, I've seen the Milla Jovovich one, though.
Ah, because it's unrelated, but it's a British sci-fi series from the 90s about vampires.
Okay.
It's really quite good.
I'll check it out.
The effects are not good, certainly, because it's a British sci-fi series from the 90s,
but he's in that and
it's also got the guy
from Pirates of the
President Leonardo
DiCaprio.
No the guy from
Pirates of the Caribbean
who's like Orlando
Bloom's nemesis.
He's like the other
love interest.
What's his name?
Oh I know the guy
you're talking about.
Yeah yeah yeah.
He's in a bunch of
He's good too.
Yeah yeah.
He's in a bunch of
stuff.
He's really good.
Alright I'll check it
out.
Please do.
Ultra Violet with
Mila Kunis.
Mila Jovovich.
No none of those correct
cool
awesome
alright
that's all we've got to say
about Prometheus this week
okay good
tentatively looking forward to it
yeah kind of
you know what does look good
upcoming in the Alien franchise
yes
you know that Alien versus
that Alien game
they brought out recently
Colonial Marines
Colonial Marines
which is apparently
like the worst game
ever made
because it's not anything like
it was supposed to be
and etc
and they bring back
Michael Bean's character
somehow
and they bring him
back from the dead
and it's set on
the original planet
even though that planet
was nuked
at the end
that makes zero sense
but they're making
a new game
called Alien Isolation
and you play as
it's a first person
and you play as
Ripley's daughter
and you go and visit
the area where
Ripley disappeared like 15 years later.
Okay, sure.
And it's just you and one alien.
And that's the whole game.
And it looks a bit kind of Dead Space.
Have you ever played Dead Space?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first Dead Space is really good.
The second one's alright too.
I haven't played the third one.
But, um...
And it looks really, really atmospheric and really good.
So, yeah.
I'm looking forward to it.
So that's Shades of the Original Alien.
Exactly.
The one.
But every time they bring in an Aliens game,
they're like, you know,
we've found what's great about the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've whittled it down to the core
of what works in the Alien franchise.
Like, have you?
Yeah.
Have you?
No.
All you've done is put the machine gun sound in
and the sound of the machine that goes...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not enough!
Really not.
But this game, though,
it looks really good.
Have you seen, and this is a tangent, but...
I've seen Ultraviolet.
No.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
Have you seen the...
They recently released a Rambo game.
Yes.
Why?
I know.
Why?
Weird timing.
And it's not, like, based on the most recent one.
No.
Where he's in Myanmar and it's real, quite, you know, horrors of war, etc.
Yeah.
It's based on the first three.
Yeah.
And it looks ridiculous.
It does.
It's a rail shooter.
Yeah.
It's a rail...
And it's not a light gun.
It's not a light gun game.
It's a controller game, yeah.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
That's an iPhone game.
It is.
That's what that sounds like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's baffling.
Anyway.
We should recommend that, though, in what we read and what we're going to read. Yeah, absolutely. All right. Next up, yeah. Well, that's baffling. Anyway. We should recommend that, though, in what we read and what we're going to read.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
Next up, mate.
So this came out Monday, last Monday.
The X-Men New Days of Future Past trailer.
People crap on this film, mostly for the Quicksilver thing.
But that's a pretty good trailer.
Am I wrong?
Yes, but that outfit is looking worse and worse.
Now that you mention it, it's just...
He's just there in the background looking mopey with his dumb goggles on.
It sure is. yeah, yeah.
But that trailer does look fantastic.
It does, yeah.
But what do you think about the...
Spoiler alert for those...
If you have seen the trailer, you would have seen this.
If you have not seen the trailer, possible spoiler alert.
So skip forward a few minutes.
It looks like Halle Berry gets stabbed in the back by a sentinel.
So...
Look, because it gets so close that it looks like you could not possibly avoid that.
Yeah, but you could CGI in Wolverine.
Sure.
Jumping in the middle there.
Which is probably what'll happen.
They must be non-magnetic, these sentinels.
Is that right?
Yeah, I'd say so, yeah.
Yeah.
I'd say the original versions are.
Yeah.
Because Magneto probably deals with them quite quickly, but.
Yeah.
He was non-magnetic.
Yeah.
There you go.
But, I mean, that would explain why most of Halle Berry's scenes have been deleted.
Yeah.
Apparently.
Yeah.
I imagine they said,
Okay, Halle, can you just stand here and look bewildered for a second?
And then sort of fall to the ground.
And she's like,
Okay, I guess so.
And then, dead.
She's like,
I won an Oscar, you know.
And they're like,
Yeah, we know.
Lie down.
That's fine.
She gets a bad rap about Halle Berry.
Yeah.
But I like her.
You know what my
favourite line in that
trailer is?
Is it a James McAvoy
line?
You better believe it is.
What is it?
I don't want your
future!
I'm going to edit
that in.
Great.
Right here.
Just to see how
dead on that was
that we did that.
Can you do it in
your New York accent?
Forget about your
future!
Nice.
Good.
All right. Moving on from! Nice, good. All right.
Moving on from that, though, Mason.
Kevin!
Does anything more fun happen in there?
I guess so.
I didn't make any notes on it.
I just think it looks great.
Just a whole lot of stuff clipped together from the movie.
A lot of past, a lot of present.
Yeah.
I mean future.
You see Iceman do an ice slide.
Yep.
You see the guy who's made a fire.
Is that Chamber, maybe?
No, I can't remember.
They said who it was.
I don't think it's Chamber.
Okay, never mind.
Yeah, looks good.
Look forward to that, Mason.
Definitely.
In months to come.
I mean, not as much as Prometheus 2, certainly.
Sure.
Hey, if you had to choose between one.
That'd be X-Men.
Yeah.
Okay.
Kevin Tush...
Sorbo.
Yes.
The president of...
So, the CEO of Warner Brothers
his name's spelled
T-S-U-J-I-H-A-R-A
Kevin T
Kevin T
he took over as
Warner Brothers CEO
last year
and he's made a decision
apparently
to accelerate the use
of comic book movie characters
and he did so by
eliminating
some layers of
middle management
which is really
if you want to get things done
that's who you eliminate
middle management man I mean I love fighting the want to get things done, that's who you eliminate. Right, okay.
Middle management, man.
I mean, I love fighting the man.
You know I do, Matt.
I know you do, yeah.
That was all in conjunction with this announcement that he said, Kevin T, that their film series
will be announced in the near future, a DC film series, which will include the Justice
League.
So, I mean, I guess we assumed this was coming anyway.
Yes.
But what do you think he means by soon?
Do you think he means like right now?
I reckon he means 2018.
Well, the thing is, you can't...
It's only so fast you could fast track a massive...
Franchise.
Yeah.
You need...
The know-how.
You need the confidence.
Exactly.
You need the swagger.
You need goggles.
Custom goggles.
You need the swagger. You need goggles. Custom goggles. You need seven, you need at least seven decently good, like big stars, right?
Yep, yep.
Because otherwise it's a team of nobodies and who cares, right?
Yep, sure.
You know what, you need three.
You need a big three at least.
So you need three people who have completely clear schedules for however many months.
You need your RDJ.
Yep.
You need your Tom Hiddleston
yep
you need a
Hemsworth
it doesn't matter
which one
but a Hemsworth
so yeah
what do you think
of that Mason
ah it sounds like
a pipe dream
sure
yeah
a beautiful pipe dream
I'd like to see it
but it also said
that in this
particular article
the move
that they meant
you know they moved
Batman vs Superman
to the same day
as a Marvel movie
which turned out
to be Captain America that was Warner brothers saying they take a back seat to
nobody oh but i would argue that they do take a back seat to a lot of people almost constantly
sure cinematically definitely so yeah as much as i love dc and i do they do not have the best track
record or consistency in getting films out on a regular basis.
So, you know, make of that what you will.
Just before we move on, Mason,
there were some set photos from the Avengers Age of Ultron.
A few people asked online, what do we think of them, etc.
You see Hawkeye's got a sweet long leather coat.
Oh, I haven't seen them.
You see Iron Man has an armor, a reversed armor.
It might not be Iron Man, though. It could be a...
It could be...
What are you doing on your iPad?
What are you subtly reaching for? I'm just going to look up the set photos. No, that could be a... It could be... What are you doing on your iPad? No, certainly not.
What are you subtly reaching for?
I'm just going to look up the set photos.
No, that's fine.
How am I going to discuss these knowledgeably?
So, Mason, what do you think of the on-set photos?
You saw the Quicksilver.
What do you think?
Ah, okay.
It's better than the X-Men.
I'm assuming that's pre-costume, proper costume as well,
because he's just wearing regular runners and kind of like a weird...
Like a...
Like a jogging shirt.
Yeah, I mean mean that works for me
because I
the idea is
he might be sort of the
he's in some sort of
terrorist group
maybe Brotherhood of Evil
yeah
but he also might be just
well not that but
yeah yeah
whatever
yeah
Brotherhood of Evil
guys who aren't shield
I don't know
he might be
like he's
he might be having an off day
sure
he's on
you know
he's on vacay
yeah yeah
and he doesn't want
you know
and he's just wearing
his jogging stuff absolutely it's fine and it looks nice it looks better than on, you know, he's on vacay. Yeah, yeah. And he doesn't want to, you know, and he's just wearing his jogging stuff.
Absolutely.
It's fine and it looks nice.
It looks better than
a silver jacket with goggles.
Absolutely.
And he's got the swoosh.
He does have the swoosh.
What do you think of the Ultron?
I mean, obviously,
that's a guy in a puffy jacket
with a silver helmet.
Boy, is it ever.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, cool.
Good head shape.
Sure.
Great head shape.
And also,
I think the one that people
asked us specifically to talk about was this Iron Man one in particular.
The 42 or the whatever it is.
But it's also,
if you notice the colors.
Colors have been reversed.
Or some of them have anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
I'm in favor of that because a lot of the,
the complaint about the Mark 42 was that it was,
it was way too much gold.
Or too cool.
Some people said too cool.
Some people said it was too cool for school,
didn't they?
Yeah,
that's right.
I like the sweatpants also.
Yeah,
sure.
I think I, with any luck, he hasn't finished the armor and it's, that's right I like the sweatpants also yeah sure I think with any luck
he hasn't finished the armour
and he's just going to
wear sweatpants
yeah
the thing about this movie
is when you put in
an Iron Man costume
or whatever
at this point
we don't know
whether that's
you know
Tony Stark himself
or the Iron Legion
or Ultron taking over
various armours
so we don't know
it's all purely speculation
at this point
so yeah did you see Clint Barton's sweet new leather jacket I kind of like the sweet jacket me too Legion or Ultron taking over various armors. So we don't know, mate. It's all purely speculation at this point.
So yeah.
Did you see Clint Barton's sweet new leather jacket? I kind of like the sweet jacket.
Me too.
Oh, and he's got sleeves.
He's got so many...
Non-jacket sleeves, got sleeves.
So he's no longer the girl character.
He still has...
There are still scenes of him where he doesn't have sleeves.
Oh, so he's got zip-off sleeves.
He must have.
I wish he...
Yeah, exactly.
I wish he had a long coat and no sleeves.
Yeah, that would be...
Really good, yeah.
The best.
So good.
So yeah.
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Yes.
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Love it.
That's Australian as well, so it's not worth as much as overseas.
Our currency is practically dog shit.
So, Andrew Zelensnik, he sent $5.
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Okay.
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That's cash money in our pockets.
I'm going to buy heroin.
Who's your heroin guy?
He's just a guy.
He's over there.
Oh, hey.
He's in the corner.
He looks really dangerous.
No, but I keep him around.
He's still a good heroin, yeah.
Sure.
Also, I apologize to Courtney Heck, friend of the show,
because we didn't do a spoiler alert and I didn't even think to do this
because we revealed the identity of the Winter Soldier.
And even though a lot of people know this at this point,
I feel like I shouldn't have assumed.
You also shouldn't have assumed, so this is on you,
that people know the identity of the Winter Soldier.
No, I assume stuff.
All kinds of stuff.
Sure.
Sorry, Courtney.
Yeah, apologise for that.
Yeah, so there you go.
Alright, Mason, let's get into the topic for this week.
As I said, I'm going to be on Captain America.
Now, we've talked about the Winter Soldier in depth before.
We've also talked about the first Avenger in depth before.
But you know, Mason, there have been other Captain America movies
that I have researched using my skills on the internet.
I've tried to steadfastly ignore them for my life.
But yes, there are other ones.
Yeah, let's talk about them.
Would you like me to take you through the history of Captain America?
Yes.
I'm talking to the listeners.
Oh.
I can't hear anything.
No, I can't hear anything either.
It's weird.
They all abandoned us.
Okay.
Let's assume they mean yes.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, there was a Captain America cereal.
Not cereal as in a delicious cereal.
Yeah.
But there was a delicious movie cereal. Not cereal as in a delicious cereal. Yeah. But there was a delicious movie cereal.
Oh!
That came out actually...
So, like little bits of celluloid in there.
That's right.
Crispy wheat and celluloid.
That's it.
It came out in 1944, and it was loosely based on the Timely comic.
Timely comic being the original name for Marvel.
Marvel comic, sure.
Yep.
Based on the character Captain America.
for Marvel. Marvel College, sure.
Yep.
Based on the character
Captain America.
Now this 1944 serial
is actually the first
theatrical release
connected to a Marvel character.
Interesting.
The next one being
Howl of the Duck in 1986.
Really?
Theatrical release, yeah.
Like US theatrical release.
Some of the ones
have been released
in cinemas like briefly
and whatever,
but this is like,
this is a proper release.
There's a few things
about this movie
that I'd like to tell you
about.
I'm ready.
Firstly, it looks terrible.
Great.
Secondly,
Bucky does not appear
in the film.
Uh-huh.
They have,
they've shoehorned
in another
They have.
He has a female secretary
who is his helper.
It also says
Like his helper,
like he has a disability.
That's right.
The super soldier serum
withered his legs away.
That's right.
And gave him polio.
The super soldier serum was not used. Oh. His shield right. It gave him polio. The super soldier serum was not used.
Oh.
His shield did not appear.
He's just a real tough guy.
He's just a real...
Well, I'll get to that.
Okay.
His shield did not appear.
Do you know what it was replaced with?
A gun.
Yes.
Just a gun.
Just a gun.
Is it a gun?
Is it a Stars and Stripes gun?
Just a gun.
Is it a real big gun?
Is it an impressive gun?
Just a gun.
Oh.
Now, despite this being made in 1944, there were...
The war was still going on.
The war was very much still going on.
It was in full flight the year before it finished.
There was not a single Nazi in it.
And he fought the Scarab.
Huh.
Wouldn't you think that would have been the perfect opportunity to bring in...
Yeah.
You'd think...
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Also, Captain America's secret identity is US District Attorney Grant Gardner.
What is this?
What is this universe?
I think what happened here, I think it was a script for a different movie.
And they just shoehorned in.
That's right.
I'm assuming that's what happened here.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, the actor who betrayed him was a famous-ish actor at the time.
His name was Dick Purcell.
And he was described at the time as having an average to slightly overweight physique.
Having just Googled the pictures, if you'd said, could you please describe him, I would
have said overweight physique.
Now, there's some sad news associated with this movie, aside from everything
I've mentioned.
Is it one of those movies
that's been cursed?
Well, no, not cursed,
but I'm sure,
if you want to take this as a curse,
if you're the kind of fool
who believes in curses, Mason,
which I know you are.
Well, we were cursed
to do this podcast.
That's right.
For eternity, if you recall.
I do remember that.
Bloody hell.
The strain on his heart,
on Dick Purcell's heart
during filming,
was too much,
and he died in a locker room weeks after filming after playing a round of golf.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can they definitively link it to Captain America though?
Well, that's what they say.
I would definitively link it to his overweight physique, if anything.
Man, it was the 40s.
You know, you ate a good steak and a glass of milk.
Yeah, steak and a milk.
That's what you...
You know, people weren't that up on... Well, you know, you ate a good steak and a glass of milk. Yeah, steak and a milk. That's what you, you know, people weren't that up on, well, you know, that's not true.
People knew how to eat healthy.
He probably smoked 40 cigars a day.
Yeah, that's right.
And, you know, playing a round of golf, it's not the most stressful thing.
So, yeah, he clearly had some health issues.
Guess how old he was.
Okay, well, he looks incredibly old in this photo.
So, I'm going to say he was 38
He was 35
Really?
Yeah
Jesus
That's so fucking
People looked awful back in the day, have you noticed?
They sure do, Mason
It's not just the haircut and the physique though, is it?
There's something else, something you can't pinpoint
That people just look god awful
Yeah
It's the chins
It's the chins yeah now uh the writer raymond stedman
believed that the changes made uh between the comic book and the film in the film version that
were changes for the better no that would you were right you are absolutely right they've shooed on
what they've done is they've they've written the script and then maybe they've gotten people on
board to make the film yeah and this guy's learned
that his character's name is grant and everybody's remembered it as grant and then they've been like
okay now it's it's the captain america film and they're like well i'm not learning steve
i'm only responding to grant now and he's not he's just a guy he's a district attorney he's
not a soldier like i don't understand this um it's baffling at the time though here's a district attorney. He's not a soldier. I don't understand this. It's baffling.
At the time, though, here's a review, Mason.
At the time, it was regarded as
the apex of traditional action film fighting
in the opinion of cliffhanger enthusiasts.
Wow.
Cliffhanger enthusiasts magazine.
That's pretty great.
Yeah.
I do love an old-timey magazine.
I tell you what This is
I looked at it
I'm like
The apex of
Action fighting combat
Hyphen
Cat fancier magazine
This is one of those things
You can't ever go back
And watch this can you
No
Like it's all well and good
Laughing about the death
Of a man now
Sure absolutely
But
Enough time has passed
That's right but
Can you imagine being from this time?
Or you know people say,
would you go back in time?
I would never go back in time.
Not anywhere at any point for any reason.
Aside from the ripples through time
that it could affect.
Can you imagine being forced
to go and watch this shit?
Because if it was me back then,
I would go and watch it.
I'd be like, I have to watch this.
Yep.
Because there is nothing else. So I'd watch that and then I'd wait 40 it. I'd be like, I have to watch this. Yep. Because there is nothing else.
So I'd watch that, and then I'd wait 40 years
and I'd watch Howl of the Duck.
Yeah.
Like, I can't even imagine, like...
Look at this.
Look at this guy.
And he's wearing the trunks.
Yeah.
The trunks and the leggings.
Completely unnecessary.
Doesn't even wear regular pants.
Do you like his...
Is that a gun or is he pointing?
No, it's a gun.
It's a weedy little gun.
It's not even a...
Like, give him a big gun at least.
Give him whatever the biggest gun at the time was, you know?
I remember reading...
A blunderbuss.
Exactly.
And also, I remember reading at the time, like, they felt like the character wasn't, like,
constricted to go and change into his Captain America uniform in an army base and sneak off.
Uh-huh.
Which I don't think he actually did in the original Captain America.
Maybe he did, I don't know.
But, like, he could just change in his office or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I guess that's handy. Uh-huh. Which I don't think he actually did in the original Captain America. Maybe he did, I don't know. But, like, he could just change
in his office or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I guess that's handy.
Uh-huh.
So, yeah, there you go.
Check it out.
Captain America 1944, Mason.
Highly recommended.
Can we rubbish this some more?
Absolutely.
Let me just have a quick look.
Let's see.
He seems to be sneaking around
a lot of offices,
so that's good.
He seems to be threatening
a man in a bathroom.
That's good, isn't it?
He doesn't have any wings on his head.
It looks kind of ridiculous.
You mean this movie looks kind of ridiculous?
Yeah, this movie looks a little bit ridiculous.
How dare you?
Yeah, you're right.
No, that'll do it.
No good.
Hey, hypothetical time travel.
How about this?
God, okay.
How about this?
You have to.
Okay, imagine, if you will, as a device.
Sure. Right, and what it can do is it can take your mind? You have to. Okay. Imagine, if you will, as a device. Sure.
Right.
And what it can do is it can take your mind back in time to any point in your history.
Sure.
And then you live your life forward again from that point.
So you can change things.
Would I mess up people having kids and stuff?
Because if you bump a guy on the street, suddenly his sperm count is out and he's a different
kid.
Let's say no.
Unless you kill him, it'll be fine. So you can live your life,
and you have to go back. How far do you go back?
I go right back. I go to like four, and I just mess with everybody.
And you know, okay, so you know what you know now. Okay, cool.
Yeah, absolutely. Can you imagine? I mean, you know what, it would be a nightmare because
people would, the way people would talk to you, you'd be forced to go to school and whatever and you'd be considered a freak because you you don't want to
talk to other kids because kids are the worst yeah but also adults don't want to talk to you
right because you're a child yeah so you'd become a weird social outcast i guess maybe not maybe i'd
go back to like 14 15 exactly here's what that's what i'm talking about yeah it's interesting because
i ask people this a lot yeah and i because a lot of people be like i'll go back and i'll invest in
google and blah blah blah, blah, right?
Nah, I don't care about that.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, I probably would if it were not whatever.
Yeah, just out of...
I do not...
I just bet all my money on like one big sporting match that I...
If I can remember what happened.
Oh, you'd sports almanac this.
I just do that, whatever, yeah.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Shares seem like a lot of effort, you know?
Yeah.
Getting shares and stuff.
Getting, maintaining shares, share portfolios.
Sharing things. Sharing. Sharing a sandwich. Yeah, maintaining shares, share portfolios. Sharing things.
Sharing.
Sharing a sandwich.
Sharing some tapas, you know.
But if, yeah, that's why.
What would you do?
I'd probably go back like 10 minutes.
I like what I'm doing now.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
There's no time like the now, Mason.
Correct.
Until you have a heart attack in a bathroom.
Oh.
Jeez.
Oh.
So, yeah.
Good question, though.
Yeah.
Can you imagine though having to go back to high school? People write in. I would like to hear, good question though. Yeah. Can you imagine
having to go back to
People write in,
I would like to hear.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Can you imagine
going back to high school?
Some people's answers
are really depressing though.
Yeah.
They're like,
I'll go back to last week
and I wouldn't let Jenny go.
I'd apologise.
And you're like,
oh, what did I ask?
I thought you were going
to say something wacky.
Yeah, nothing depressing.
Thank you.
Don't bring us down.
Yeah.
Just wacky stuff
yeah
you know what I'd probably do
I'd really just go back
and mess with people
that's what I would do
good idea
all my enemies Mason
all my personal where deaders
I would
you'd clear them
you'd clear that ledger
I understand
so yeah
now there wasn't a
Captain America movie
or sort of movie
for a while
but there were some
television movies
in 1979
one was called
Captain America
and one was called Captain America.
Captain America.
Captain America Death Too Soon.
Now, basically, Steve Rogers in this.
Yes.
Okay, so we've made it to Steve Rogers.
Yeah, that's it.
His father was a 1940s government agent, but he was such a good government agent that he
got the nickname Captain America. And that inspired this former Marine turned artist to draw this particular Captain America
costume.
And then after an accident that he has, he's given FLAG, which stands for Full Latent Ability
Gain.
Why don't you say Super Serum?
Thank you.
Yes.
Now, he has a modified van this is his
mode of transport if you will great that launches a motorcycle out the back the motorcycle also has
a jet boost and a hang glider attached for easy landing oh yeah now this is the movie as well
very famously he's got the the clear plastic shield. Yep, uh-huh, sure. And he has the motorcycle helmet. He does, yeah.
Yeah.
Through the whole film.
That's right.
Never takes it off.
Yeah.
In the second movie, though, he doesn't have it.
I think he has the, um, he has a regular Captain America helmet.
Okay, so there was a sequel.
There was a sequel that same year, yeah.
Guess who plays a villain in the sequel?
Very famous schlock actor, older than time itself.
Christopher Lee?
Correct.
Yeah!
He played a villain in part two called Miguel.
Uh-huh.
Now, this is what...
I don't want to spoil the ending to this movie.
Wait, is that racist?
I don't know.
Okay, good.
I don't see race, Mason.
I understand.
I don't see racism either.
I just let it go right past.
Solves a lot of your problems, I guess.
Sure does.
In the end of the movie...
Oh, spoiler alert, Mason.
I'm going to spoil this movie for you.
You ready?
Okay, cool, yep. At the end of the movie, Miguel throws... alert, Mason, I'm going to spoil this movie for you, ready? Okay, cool, yep.
At the end of the movie,
Miguel throws a...
At the end of the second movie.
Second movie,
so I should say.
At the end of the...
Because the first movie
just ended, I think,
with a fist fight,
I don't know.
Oh, it ended with
Captain America dying.
Okay, right.
Yeah, it's weird.
This was the Civil War
of its time.
It was.
You could never make
a late 70s, early 80s
Captain America sequel
without Captain America
and everybody scoffed
and then they did. In their faces. A late 70s, early 80s Captain America sequel to Captain America. And everybody scoffed.
And then they did.
In their faces.
At the end of the movie, Miguel throws a bottle of aging serum into the air.
Winter Soldier has a disco ball arm.
Continue.
On a rope?
Yeah.
So he can swing it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He throws that aging serum into the air, hoping it will smash on Captain America.
But Captain America throws his shield at it.
His mighty shield.
His mighty shield.
Smashing it in a way that it lands on Miguel, aging him to death in less than one minute.
Less than one minute.
That's a long time, though.
Especially on film in the 70s.
Yes.
So, yeah.
See, that seems like kind of that Red Skull thing where he's always blowing the death dust on people.
Yeah. He's always blowing back in his own face. In his own face, yeah. Except they didn't use the Red Skull thing where he's always blowing the death dust on people. Yeah.
And he's blowing it back in his own face.
In his own face, yeah. Except they didn't use the Red Skull for some reason.
They used Christopher Lee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So there you go.
There's a little...
If you Google image search 1979 Captain America...
Yeah.
There's a photo of him looking very non-threatening with his...
Yeah, but it looks kind of good.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Except for the helmet.
Yeah, yeah.
But with his giant helmet with the wings on it, which makes him look ridiculous, like a ridiculous
lollipop man.
And he's there and he's looking as threatening as he could possibly be.
And there's like an angry grandmother behind him with a clipboard.
And I don't know what the context of that is, but it doesn't matter, does it?
If you think about it.
No, it doesn't.
You're not going to believe this, Mason, but at the time, these movies received a mixed
reception. Huh. Really? Yeah. So, Mason, but at the time, these movies received a mixed reception.
Huh.
Really?
Yeah.
So bad to terrible.
Bad to terrible, yes.
So there you go.
Those movies are around, and you can get them on YouTube.
And you just discovered as well just then, didn't you,
that you can get that first one we talked about.
The 1944 serial.
The whole thing is on there.
It's on YouTube.
So get into that.
So yeah, check that out.
Or don't.
Don't.
I will.
Mason, skip forward 11 years. Okay. Wait, what happened to that intervening? Well, that out. Or don't. Don't. I will. Mason, skip forward 11 years.
Okay.
Wait, what happened to that intervening...
Well, there was a few things, though, and I'll get to them later.
Sure.
I just meant generally.
Oh, generally?
Yeah.
Well, both of us were born.
This would be the point where I'd just start singing We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy
Joel, if I can remember any of it.
Something, something, by a snake, Harry Potter, something, something.
In 1990, this is a very famous...
I remember 1990.
I was alive for this movie.
Both of us were alive.
I don't remember this movie, though, at the time.
There was a Captain America film, which was supposed to be released in cinemas, but it wasn't.
Famously terrible.
The director of this, actually, before the new Captain America, the first Avenger, came out,
he toured the country with it in cinemas.
Yeah. That's one of those things where
you see it... Oh, like as a goof? No.
Oh. It's one of those things
where you see it, before
the movie comes out, you see it on the shelf in, like,
your DVD store or whatever.
And it's just got the shield on the front, and it
tricks grandmothers into buying it for their
grandchildren. Right, exactly. Like a transmorphers. Exactly. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it's called Captain America shield on the front. And it tricks grandmothers into buying it for their grandchildren. Like a transmorphers.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, it's called Captain America.
What else do you want?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
So that's it.
Now, they actually considered, which is revolutionary at the time.
I was going to say, you know how we like our combinations of terrible DVDs?
Oh, yeah.
Is this the one that people sent us?
Yeah, absolutely.
Dylan Burgess sent us a combination,
an incongruous combination of DVDs.
It's the first X-Men film,
and it's a two-DVD set,
the first X-Men film,
and the 1960s Batman movie.
All right.
Great.
That's the winner, I think.
Two great movies, it says, up the top.
And they're right.
They are two great movies.
I do not understand
how that happens
yeah
that cannot be legal
no
right
I guess
because I know
they had such a big problem
with getting the Batman
1960 show
on DVD
that's only just
been announced
yeah yeah yeah
I think the movie
was already on DVD
but how did they
get those two together
so yeah there you go.
That is the winner.
If you find a weirder double pack than that, and it doesn't have to be...
Or even a weirder triple pack.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be anything superhero related.
If you find one, we want to know.
Yeah, that's our favourite thing.
This is a personal quest for us.
Yeah.
And right now, Dylan is winning.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Basically, this movie was revolutionary for the time because it actually wanted to use, initially,
two actors for the role of Captain America.
Oh, Skinny and...
They didn't do it.
Now, if you want to watch...
So, it's hypothetically revolutionary.
Yes.
Now, you don't want to watch this movie, by all accounts,
but Red Letter Media put a video up a few weeks back.
They do this Best and Worst Of series
where they did, I think,
Roger Corman Fantastic Four,
Supergirl, which is terrible,
and this in one video.
Go and check it out.
It's a really good...
Red Letter Media guys are great.
It's a really good review of it.
But basically, at the time,
Arnold Schwarzenegger was considered for the role.
Yeah, okay.
Which, you know, that would have been in the 90s.
It would have been like, forget it.
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't have an accent. Who cares? Yeah, yeah. But apparently you know, that would have been in the 90s. It would have been like, forget it. It doesn't matter. He doesn't have an accent.
Who cares?
Yeah, yeah.
But apparently that ruled him out.
Dolph Lundgren was also considered for the role.
But then he got the Punisher.
He did.
Oh, wait, that was before, yeah.
Yeah.
Val Kilmer was considered, but declined, because he was doing that Doors movie.
Wow.
Which...
That's probably a better move, ultimately.
Though, you know, people...
That movie...
I'm not going to talk about Doors.
Okay, good, yeah. Who cares? Too far out of our wheelhouse. It sure is. It's way out. a better move ultimately though you know people that movie I'm not going to talk about it who cares
too far out of
our wheelhouse
it sure is
it's way out
we did go on to
play a superhero
eventually Mason
the saint
stop it
stop it you
now the original
mask
in the
film initially
had ear holes
that allowed the
actor Matt Salinger
son of
J.D. Salinger, isn't that
incredible.
It is, yeah.
It allowed his ears to poke through.
But that chafed his ears.
So what they did...
Poor Matt Salinger.
He got chafed on his ears.
What they decided to do was add rubber ears to the outside.
Oh dear.
And it's very noticeable.
It's hard to duplicate an ear mason, as we know.
Yeah.
You've got two options.
Rubber ears or clone an ear on the back of a mouse.
Yes, that's right.
That's really all you've got.
Yeah.
Now, it's weird, and I saw this in the Red Letter Media thing.
There are two separate scenes in this movie where Captain America is hitching a ride with somebody.
And he pretends to be ill, so he gets gets out pretends like he's gonna like be sick
and then he races back to the car and steals it that happens twice that's his move yes that's
fascinating so yeah that's amazing it's also um he doesn't throw his shield or whatever
it's pretend to be ill so weird that's it so bizarre now before this movie was introduced I know you love
a Stan Lee fact
yes I'm ready
Marvel Comics
head honcho
Stan Lee
insisted
that it was good
he wrote
the director
Albert Pune
P-Y-U-N
I think he did
we've talked about him before
he did like
Cyborg and that
didn't he
maybe
I don't know
anyway director
Albert Pune
did it so well
and so excitingly
that everyone in the audience at the screening kept clamouring for more
and that accounted for the film being scheduled for reshoots.
Wow.
So people in the cinema were like, more, more, encore.
We want more.
Put another scene in where he pretends to be sick and steals a cup.
Do it right now.
That's what?
People in the 90s were idiots.
Yeah.
You know, I think that's covering up the fact that they had to reshoot it because it was a mess. and steals the car. Do it right now. That's what? People in the 90s were idiots. Yeah. Right?
You know, I think that's covering up the fact
that they had to reshoot it because it was a mess.
Yeah, I'd imagine so, yeah.
That's the kind of thing that they would say.
And I love Stan Lee.
Stan Lee, God bless him.
Yeah.
But I don't believe that for a second.
No, exactly.
It currently holds a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes.
And Rob Gons...
No, that's the pre-extra footage version.
Oh, it must be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Rob Gons... No, that's the pre-extra footage version. Oh, it must be.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
Rob Gonsalves, he writes for eFilmCritic.com.
I took one quote from Rotten Tomatoes for this.
This is his quote.
One of the dumbest movies of all time.
Yeah, good.
So, yeah, I wouldn't recommend it,
but I recommend checking out that Red Letter Media review of it.
Absolutely.
So, yeah.
What an age we live in.
Now, the next Captain America movie was the first Avenger.
Oh, we've seen that.
Yes, we have.
Now, I didn't get any trivia for that.
We've talked about it at length.
If you'd like to know some trivia and stuff about it, please feel free to check out our audio commentary for that.
So, yeah.
Love it.
At theweeklyplanet.bandcamp.com forward slash Mason backslash James forward slash
fun
hashtag best friends.
That's the one.
I was hoping
you'd put in that.
So, yeah.
Now, Mason,
I want to talk more
about Captain America.
As I said to you earlier,
it's a mishmash
of an episode.
Uh-huh, sure.
Like the movie MASH.
Yep.
The original,
which is a great movie
and show.
Yes.
You know I love MASH.
There have been
some alternative comic versions of Captain America.
A few I'm going to get you to talk about.
Okay, sure.
On the fly.
Uh-huh.
And a few I'm going to talk about.
Now, there's actually a version in alternative dimensions and whatnot.
So I've just picked some interesting or amusing ones.
This one, in particular, Steve Rogers was selected for the Weapon X program.
And he was given a procedure similar to Wolverine's that bonds vibranium to his skeleton
with the same material used as his shield
and he was given the codename Vibram.
So that's interesting, isn't it?
It's certainly a thing that happened in comic books.
I don't remember that one at all.
What was this?
I have no idea.
I'm assuming it was probably...
Well, Wolverine was from the 80s, isn't he?
So I'm assuming it was probably from the 80s.
Or 90s.
I'm going to say 90s.
Because 90s was the heyday of the what-ifs.
There's so many what-ifs.
That's true.
Well, most of these are what-ifs.
You know what?
Another thing to add to our drinking game.
Whenever we say the 90s, have a drink.
I've got another one.
The Amalgam...
Amalgam?
The Amalgam Universe.
Yeah.
Captain America was combined with DC's Superman.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, go on.
I was going to try and remember his name from that universe.
Oh, do you want to guess?
Let me think.
Combined with DC's Superman.
It was a super soldier.
It was!
Yeah, okay, there we go.
Very good!
Yay!
Yeah, I haven't read that.
Have you read it?
Yeah, I remember those.
Was it really good?
Uh, mixed.
But they were all...
Amalgam was the...
Do you remember Marvel vs. DC?
Yeah, there was a lot of that.
I've read the Daredevil Batman one.
I think you lent me that.
Maybe.
No, no, no.
This was...
Oh, you're talking like the mixture thing.
Yeah, there was a Marvel vs. DC crossover.
There was a guy who could travel between the two universes.
And there was some sort of beings that represented...
The cosmic beings that represented
each of the universes combined into one briefly.
And all the heroes combined together.
This is like Mortal Kombat versus DC.
No.
Because they all mixed together.
They didn't really.
They didn't.
Shao Kahn mixed with Darkseid.
Oh yeah, that's just the one.
Just the one.
Yeah, that one happened, yeah.
But it was all like Iron Lantern and...
Okay.
There was...
Actually, the one positive about that,
there was a Batman-Wolverine combination called Dark Claw.
And in the first Marvel vs. DC series,
it was like extreme 90s Dark Claw.
Have a drink.
But then in the second...
They did a second run of these characters.
They made some new ones and some old ones. But they did a second run of these characters. They made some new ones and reused some old ones.
But they did Adventures of Dark Claw in the style of the Batman animated series.
So that's a positive.
Get a hold of that one.
That's a good one.
All right.
I'll check it out.
Yeah.
Now, I wanted to ask you in particular.
You mentioned before.
I think you mentioned on the audio commentary thing that Captain America has been a werewolf.
Oh, yes.
You want to tell me about that?
Well, here's the thing about that, is that, and we have mentioned this, but there was
a period in the 90s where Captain America wasn't very good.
You know, he was on the outside of popularity.
Sure.
He's come back now since.
But he had that sweet movie.
He was writing off the sweet movie.
Oh, yeah.
So really, comics let Captain America down. Yeah, that sweet movie. He was writing off the sweet movie. Oh, yeah. Where was J.D.? So really, comics let Captain America down.
Yeah, absolutely.
And basically, the villain was Nightshade, who's a sultry seductress of some sort.
I love sultry seductress.
Anyway, she injected him with, like, mutagens.
Okay.
And he became a werewolf.
All the time?
Yeah, all the time.
And he couldn't...
It was one of those...
Because it was the 90s, thought bubbles were still there.
And he couldn't speak. He one of those... Because it was the 90s, thought bubbles were still there. And he couldn't speak.
He could only, like, bark.
So there was a lot of...
They could have just made him speak.
No.
It's the 90s, man.
But there were a lot of...
Because thought balloons still existed.
There was a lot of thought balloons where he was like,
Must speak.
Must communicate with.
Throat not making words.
You know, there's a lot of that.
Well, that sounds really good.
Yeah, absolutely.
Would you recommend that?
Yeah, it was like six issues.
Wow.
Which is way too many issues, right?
I agree.
Half an issue.
There was a Batman and Vampire at one point as well.
It was called Bampfire.
That's the one.
Bampfire?
Yeah, Bampfire.
You're thinking of a campfire.
Oh, I am thinking of a campfire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I love a campfire. Oh, I am thinking of a campfire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know I love a campfire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what do you got there?
Well, he punched on with Wolverine.
Yeah, yeah, I've got that here as well.
Great.
It says that he beat Wolverine.
Yeah, well, he slashed his face.
Oh.
Yeah.
And it was one of those...
It's also that era where you couldn't really show blood.
Okay.
So all blood was black back then.
Oh, right, okay. So everything was in shadow and kind of... Yeah't really show blood. Okay. So all blood was black back then. Oh, right.
Okay.
So everything was in shadow and kind of...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Get into it.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't read it.
Man and Wolf.
If you must.
The storyline was called Man and Wolf.
Man and Wolf.
That makes sense.
That's a good name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you enjoy the werewolf movie with Benicio Del Toro?
There we go
What have you got?
Look, we've got a thought balloon
We've got him slashing Wolverine in the face
And he's still wearing the outfit
Yeah, he's still wearing the little outfit, sure
Of course he is, why wouldn't he be?
Is he still holding the shield?
Ah, yes, he's still holding the shield
Fantastic
There was a what if, Mason
But that's only because he'll set it down
And somebody will fill it with water
And he'll laugh from it
There was a what if, Mason From the Age of Apocalypse era set it down and somebody will fill it with water and he'll lap from it.
There was a What If Mason from the Age of Apocalypse era in 2006, where Captain America became the leader of the Defenders, which was that reality as the Avengers, alongside
Logan, Captain Britain, who had Iron Man's armour, Brother Voodoo.
Yeah, Brother Voodoo.
Colossus.
He's now Doctor Voodoo.
He's the current Sorcerer Supreme. Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, Brother Voodoo Colossus He's now Doctor Voodoo He's the current
Sorcerer Supreme
Yeah, that's what it says
Yeah, yeah
Colossus
The Thing
Who has a prosthetic arm
Molecule Man
Sauron
Oh, he's like
He's like a pterodactyl man
He's not a big eye?
No, he's not a big eye
He's a green pterodactyl man
I think he wears underpants
Great
He's like a
Fin Fan Foom
Kind of situation
Yeah, yeah
Where he's got underpants on
And Nate Nate Summers Ohom kind of situation where he's got underpants on.
And Nate Summers
I'm assuming
is the son
or daughter
of
Scott Summers.
Yeah, hang on.
Oh, he's
from the future.
He's X-Man.
Okay.
I think maybe.
He just took the name
X-Man.
He's a version
of X-Man.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
In this reality
this is what I thought
was the interesting part
Captain America
no longer wears a mask
that's not interesting
but he does wield
the shield
and Thor's hammer
so it turns out
he's worthy
he is worthy
that's true
other people are worthy
in alternate dimensions
I think Storm is worthy
to lift Thor's hammer
Chris Hemsworth's worthy
but he's the only
Hemsworth who is worthy
yeah
sometimes
what they do
is when they're hanging out
in like their pad in like they're padded
And like
They got like a
Like a pad in Miami
Or something like that
They got a sweet LA pad
And what Chris Hemsworth
Will do is he'll put like a
Like a
The latest issue of Us Weekly
On the coffee table
And he'll put the hammer
On top of it
And he'll be like
Hey can you pass me
And Liam will come in
And be like
Oh it's the new Us Weekly
And he'll try to lift the hammer
But he can't do it
And the other Hemsworth's brother
Comes in Yep But I don't know his name chad hemsworth christopher lee hemsworth
so yeah there you go jd salinger chris hemsworth if you have anything else to say about that
you can think cool um in the spider ham comic books mason correct there's a funny animal version
of captain america called called Steve Mouser.
He's an anthropomorphic cat who works for the Daily Beagle and is also secretly Captain Americat.
Yes, he is.
Thank you.
I know you love the Spider-Ham universe.
I love funny animals.
I love the whole deal.
That's it.
So there you go.
Oddly, Spider-Ham is not a pig. he's a spider who was bitten by a pig and then became a pig like he gained the
appearance of a pig with spider powers not pig powers no he has some pig powers i'd imagine
he's got that snout a fine snout sure did you hear um they just announced a spider-man comic
book series that's going to incorporate every Spider-Man
from every universe?
How do you mean?
Every Spider-Man.
Yeah, no, I get that.
I understand words.
I understand the words
you're using.
How are they bringing it together?
I don't know,
dimension some shit.
Maybe they all touch
an artifact in their own dimension.
Is this a mini-series?
Yeah, something like that.
Is it a Shattered Dimension
style thing?
I started to play that game.
How'd that go?
It's not good.
Not good.
Give me the proper web swinging.
Don't put me in a corridor.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Mason.
I'm sorry.
I've got some Captain America trivia, Mason.
I'm ready.
Before we leave it for the day.
Bit of a mishmash.
In 1941, Captain America, the first issue,
sold nearly one million copies.
But not everybody was happy with it, Mason.
I wasn't, certainly.
It got a storm of hate mail
from American Nazis.
Of course it did.
Now, the Captain America Now,
comic number one,
is one of the world's
most valuable comics.
If you got a near mint one, Mason,
with very little foxing,
that'll get you around
$115,000.
At the time,
it cost 10 cents, which at the time was about
4,000 euro
so there you go
Marvel's first African American
superhero the Falcon was introduced
in Captain America
so it was their first one
he donned the Falcon guise at the urging of Steve Rogers
and he was also the first African superhero
without the word black
in his name.
There we go, yeah.
And that trend continues.
There's still so many.
There's still,
they still do it.
Yeah, yeah.
It was also
Stan Lee's first published work
was a Captain America book
in the 40s
and he also invented
the shield throw.
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.
No, he invented
throwing members of SHIELD.
Oh, sure, okay.
Captain America hasn't always been Captain America.
He's been disillusioned with America numerous times.
Yep.
Including during Watergate, he became the Nomad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the 90s, he became...
Which is another character that's been passed along.
Yeah, to who?
Well, the crazy Bucky from the 50s became Nomad.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah. Cool, cool. And he was extreme the 50s became Nomad. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cool, cool.
And he was extreme 90s Nomad. I bet he was.
Everyone drink.
What was I going to say?
He became the captain in the 90s? Also, he
carried like a... He had a kid who he
carried in like a backpack.
Bucky did? Yeah, Nomad.
Oh, wow. Okay, there you go. He just had a kid in like
a baby Bjorn. He's carried it around sometimes.
Fight and crumb the baby in your backpack.
Yeah, sometimes I think.
That seems really dangerous.
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, so he became the captain in the 90s.
A similar kind of disillusionment with the government.
He also became the president in the Ultimate Universe, the Ultimate Universe.
So there you go.
So he's had many roles, Mason, over the years.
Yeah, absolutely.
He's like the Barbie of the Marvel Universe.
He can be anything he wants.
He can be President Steve Rogers.
He can be Homemaker Steve Rogers.
He can be Architect Steve Rogers.
Oh, imagine.
Yeah.
Comic book artist Steve Rogers.
He's done that.
Has he?
Yeah, he's an artist.
That's amazing.
He can do it all.
In the movie Captain...
Malibu Steve Rogers.
In the movie, Mason,ibu Steve Rogers In the movie
Mason, it said that he's a founding
member of the Avengers, but actually in the
comics, well you know because that movie is famously called
The First Avenger, Captain America
was unfrozen in Avengers 4
and he was accidentally discovered when the team was looking
for Namor, the Submariner
So what do you think of that?
Good. I'm in favour of it
In 1985
This is the last fact Mason
There was a Captain America musical in the works
The casting ad featured
Captain America dancing
With a top hat and cane
So that's what happened in the 80s
Between the 1979 Captain America
And the 1990 Captain America
I'm glad that I know now
What?
What?
How?
Well it didn't happen so
yeah
I guess we can be
thankful for that
but we did get
Spider-Man Turn Off
the Duck
that's true yeah
what precedent was that
that's the spiritual sequel
I like to think so yeah
what what
how did that come about
why did people think
Captain America
needs a musical
well the 80s kind of had it
there was a weird
superhero push
but most of them
are terrible
oh yeah good point
so I might as well
try a musical yeah
yeah whatever works.
People would be grasping at anything, mate.
Yeah, yeah.
Anything.
Anything at all.
Now, mate, so I've got a question for you.
I'm ready.
The character of Captain America has become in and out of favour over the years.
Uh-huh.
Why do you think he's become such a long-lasting character?
Let's delve into this.
And by that I mean let's just really skip over this quickly.
Yeah, let's just skim it real quick.
Ah, boy.
Unchecked patriotism.
Sure.
That's probably it.
Initially.
Yeah.
Sure.
He punched Hitler that time.
Yeah, he did.
But that's his...
Because I know people take issues with the American government and whatever.
So I'd say that's probably why he fell out of favour for a lot of it.
Do you think he's...
I mean, do you think it was the Ed Brubaker's kind of run that made him kind of...
Well, that certainly made him a character again.
Yeah.
It's made him a worthwhile character again, probably.
Sure.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think editors must like him.
Sure.
Yeah.
I think what works for me in any way...
Yeah.
Because obviously we're not American, right?
You're from New York, though, aren't you? any way. Yeah. Because obviously we're not American, right? You're from New York though, aren't you?
I am.
Yeah.
I try to cover my New York accent
with this horrible Australian accent.
But the sincerity of him, I like.
I like my superhero.
Maybe call me Old Fashioned Mason.
Call me it.
I'd fucking dare you.
What?
I like the old fashioned superheroes.
Like I like your Superman
and I like your kind of Captain America,
because they've been given these kind of powers,
and they can pretty much do whatever they want.
Captain America, obviously, less so,
because he's really just a man.
And what a man.
It's his sense of morality,
and what he decides to fight for.
Fair play.
Yeah, fair play, all those kind of things
that I really, really enjoy.
I also really enjoy,
he'll hit someone
really hard with a shield
yeah that's good isn't it
yeah yeah yeah
I think that for me
is why I like Captain America
because I'm sure
growing up I was like
Captain America
I like extreme Wolverine
or whatever
I like Wolverine
he's fine
but I think that's why
I like him
okay
and because he's pretty handsome
yeah
so you know
yeah yeah
and obviously the movie helped
yeah that was good
yeah it's pretty much that the 99 movie would we be talking about Captain America So, you know. And obviously the movie helped. Yeah, it was good. Yeah.
It's pretty much that.
The 99 movies.
Would we be talking about Captain America at all if it weren't for the movie?
No.
Exactly.
There you go.
That's a good point.
So, yeah.
So, I thought, Mason, for this week's What We Read and What We Gonna Read, why don't
we recommend some Captain America readings?
Do you want to go first?
Well, I'm going to recommend, and if you haven't read it, it came out in about 2002, 2003.
It's called Truth, Red, White and Black.
And it tells the tale of Isaiah Bradley, who's the black Captain America.
Yeah.
Where it was revealed that in attempting to sort of make a secondary super soldier serum,
the US government tested some various chemicals
on African-American populations, on African-American troops,
and everybody dies except one.
And it's sort of a...
People might know...
This is going to get depressing.
This is not fun, certainly.
There's a very famous experiment the US government conducted called the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment.
Okay.
Where the US government essentially tricked a whole bunch of rural African American men into thinking they were receiving healthcare.
And just sort of tested syphilis on them.
Is that a real thing?
That's a real thing that happened, yeah.
Holy shit.
Yes, I'm against that.
The Weekly Planet podcast is against that. It's against giving people syphilis. Yes, I'm against that. The Weekly Planet podcast is against that.
It's against giving people syphilis.
Jesus, man.
And they just sort of watch their community and see what happens.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I know.
This started in like the 30s.
Yeah.
And like the cure for syphilis came out in the 60s, I think.
Yeah.
And this experiment continued to like the late 70s.
Holy crap.
Yeah, right?
Mid-70s. Sure. Early 70s. Holy crap. Yeah, right? Mid 70s.
Sure.
Early 70s.
Doesn't matter.
Too far.
Many years afterwards.
It runs parallels to that real world and it's become very heavy issues, but it's a...
It's a good read.
It's a really good read, yeah.
That sounds great.
Yeah, and as we know, Isaiah Bradley, grandfather of a patriot from the Young Avengers.
I did not know that.
There you go.
The more you know.
The more you know.
That sounds great. Yeah. I'll definitely check that out. Give go. The more you know. The more you know. Yeah. That sounds great.
Yeah.
I'll definitely check that out.
Give that a read.
So read that above The Werewolf 1.
Ah.
If you had to choose.
Oh, yeah, okay.
If you had to choose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Well, look, I'm going to recommend then, Mason,
everybody's familiar with the Captain America's
Death of Captain America storyline.
Uh-huh.
But there's actually a book, a compendium.
But not everybody's familiar
with the birth of Captain America's storyline.
It's gross.
A sickly child fired into the world.
But basically there was a compendium called Fallen Son, Death of Captain America by Joseph
Loeb.
Yep.
And he wrote the Batman, what was it, the Long Halloween, didn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Which is great.
Basically where five different artists take on this five-part story
that covers the aftermath of his death,
that covers Wolverine, the Avengers, Clint Barton, Hawkeye,
who I think actually takes it on at some point,
the role in that point, I can't remember,
Spider-Man and Iron Man.
He rips the sleeves off, obviously.
He certainly does.
So, yeah, I think that's a very interesting...
It's more of a kind of like a tribute to the character of Captain America
because at that point, Mason, we weren't sure that he was coming back.
We were sure that was a misdirect.
That's, yes.
We were very sure because the movie was coming out.
Yeah.
So there you go.
So I definitely recommend reading that.
So either of those two, get into it.
Yeah.
We're good at recommending stuff.
We sure are, Mason.
We're the best.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, look, Mason, no shout outs this week.
Correct.
It's been a busy week. Correct. Well, you know.
Yeah.
It's been a busy week.
It's been a very busy week, so I apologise for that.
And the podcast is stretching.
We should mention, though, our friends, the Haydens.
Yes.
They had their babies.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Justin Hayden, Stephanie Hayden, and decided to name their baby...
Connor.
Connor Patrick.
Patrick Razal Gugu Hayden.
Thank you.
Which was your recommendation.
Absolutely, yeah.
So, yeah.
And a second update, which I enjoyed very much.
Do you remember Jose Peralta?
Yeah.
Friend of the show.
Yeah.
Who, he dressed as Spider-Man?
He did dress as Spider-Man.
No.
You're thinking of the guy, the other guy who dressed as Spider-Man for Comic-Con.
Yep.
So, Jose Peralta asked to go to prom.
Correct.
Yeah.
And it worked.
And it did.
And he did it.
Baldi move.
He did it. Yep move he did it yep
champion
everybody should do that
yep
don't do it
no don't
it's a one in a million shot
he's uh yeah
he's got that certain something
he certainly does
uh huh
so yeah
look I just want to quickly explain
the reason why we can't do shoutouts this week
because I didn't have a lot of time
to get them together this week
and we got something of 50 plus emails
I cannot shout out 50 emails in an episode it's impossible so what we're going to do possibly every week is
pick out two or three kind of big ones the cream of the crop the cream of the crop and we're going
to go with that and any like i'll try and mention people who have suggestions for things and
opinions on stuff throughout the show as well which i've sort of been doing trying to be doing
which i kind of failed this episode to do but but I think I did one at the start.
So there you go.
That's right.
So yeah.
But Daniel Quiroz and John Clayton,
they sent us a Buzzfeed article
about all the horrific things
that happened in Australia,
like snakes eating crocodiles
and spiders the size of your face
and all sorts of shit.
Like the top 25 horrific things in Australia.
Yeah.
Now, because we're from Melbourne, Mason,
we don't see a lot of that, do we?
I've had like nine of them happen to me.
Really?
Yeah.
So what would you say?
Do you have any stories relating to horrific monster animals that we have here?
Bear in mind, the stuff that kills you here, it's not really, it's mostly not big stuff.
It's just little poisonous stuff.
Yeah, it's ticks and stuff.
Spiders.
White-tailed spider.
Yeah.
Though they've never killed anyone.
Yeah.
True story. But yeah. You got anything in Yeah, though they've never killed anyone. Yeah. True story.
But yeah, you got anything in particular like a spider's
fallen on your face? Hit a kangaroo with my car
once. But it was like, it jumped right
out in front of me and I slowed down to like 5
kilometres an hour and I just sort of tapped it
and it looked at me puzzled and it walked away.
It hopped away. That's what kangaroos do.
But they're indestructible.
Yeah, they are. I've had, I know multiple
people who they have
fucked up their cars
on a kangaroo
because they move around
they move dawn and dusk
yes
and they can't see shit
right
and they'll just jump
it's weird
they'll wait
until your car's
near the road
they'll panic
and then they'll run across
yeah
and just get cleaned up
yeah yeah
I've nearly hit one
multiple times
but I've never actually hit one
and apparently
like the worst thing
you can do is hit it at speed.
Because apparently what they'll do is they'll crash through your windscreen into the car.
And they're big and they're dense.
And they'll panic and they'll just start kicking.
They're pure muscle.
And they'll just start kicking.
Yeah.
And you're dead, mate.
My uncle had a dog.
The kangaroo kicked it open.
Wow.
Kicked it right open. Yeah. Because they've got sharp little claws. They've got sharp little claws. Because kangaroo kicked it open. Wow. Kicked it right open.
Yeah.
Because they've got sharp little claws.
They've got sharp little claws.
Because they can balance that.
Big claws.
My brother, my older brother, is obsessed with this particular kangaroo.
I can't remember what he calls it.
But we go...
It's his nemesis.
It's his nemesis, yeah.
We go for runs or walks in this particular park.
We take our dogs.
It's a delightful experience.
And there's this one kangaroo that is just...
It looks like it's jacked.
Like it is...
Like it's worked out
like a mad dog.
It's like a mad dog.
Like shoulders
like you wouldn't believe.
Yeah.
It is the Arnold Schwarzenegger
of kangaroos.
So, yeah.
Don't touch kangaroos
unless you're in a petting zoo.
And even then,
they still could kick
the shit out of you.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
A friend of mine
a while back
had like a...
had like a birthday thing.
And it was out in like some sort of...
It was way out in the sticks.
And it was kind of like...
It was like on this...
They'd hide out like this Christian Brothers property.
Sure.
Just to use that for a while.
But because it was on public...
Because it's on privately owned property.
Yeah.
Like it's not listed on any like any gps
kind of things so like i got to like a gps i was i was trying to find it and i got to this gps dead
zone where i didn't know where i was and it was like 1 a.m and i'm trying to get to this place
and it's total darkness there's no lighting on the street and it's all these little this maze of
this weird and i'm like okay i'm just gonna get it i'll set my you know i'll i'll get to the i'll
get out in the middle of the road and i'll just oh there's nobody around i'll open the door get out
and i'll just i'll just get my torch out and i'll look around for street names sure i got out like
the engine going and the the headlines are and i get out and i look around and captain america
stole your car yeah that's right and i looked left and i looked right And then I looked back
And I realised there were like six kangaroos
Just standing around
Like real big ones
And it's terrifying
I'm lost
And I'm late
And they're just pouted for some bad timing buddy
You picked the wrong Christian Brothers neighbourhood
To end up in
There's not as many kangaroos as you'd think No there's not Especially not where we live the wrong Christian Brothers neighbourhood to end up in.
There's not as many kangaroos as you'd think.
No, there's not.
Especially not where we live.
We have foxes and shit as well,
which you introduced.
But all the real dangerous stuff is up north.
As you know, I used to live up north in a very, very remote town
briefly for a year.
It was a nightmare,
as you're well aware.
I'm aware.
But it was beautiful in the sense
that it was very remote and whatever,
but you couldn't... There was water everywhere because was very remote and whatever. But you couldn't...
There was water everywhere because it was on the coast.
But you couldn't swim because of the amount of crocodiles and sharks that were out there.
I mean, you just take a fishing boat out every weekend.
And so there were a lot of local guys there, like indigenous guys.
And they had no problem with it.
They'd just go in the water.
But you could see the crocs in the water.
And you could see just their heads.
And for anyone who's never seen a crocodile,
they're,
they're terrifying.
And they're basically 60,
all the dinosaurs were wiped out and whatever,
except for the crocodile that we know about that we know about.
That's right.
And they're just,
they're pure.
All that,
all the instinct is to just kill anything that basically comes across it.
And you see the heads in the water.
So if a meat,
one, the one who was at this particular spot,
the boat launching ramp,
the head was a metre long.
But that means that it's five times the length of the head.
So this croc was five, six metres long.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
And so every week we take this boat out
and you'd have to take the boat out
waist deep into the water to launch it,
to get it going and get it set up.
And I'll be standing waist deep in the water with a mate of mine who was there.
He's a great, great guy, Andrew.
I think he listens to the show.
Hello, Andrew.
Great bloke.
And, like, shitting myself every week, because you never get used to that.
Like, it's fine.
It's fine.
Like, it's not fine.
I can literally see a crocodile, and these things can swim like you fucking could not believe
that.
Like you see one, it goes down to the water.
It could be on you in like three seconds.
They're ridiculous.
I fucking hate crocodiles.
Wow.
In addition to that, that's your vendetta.
Crocodiles.
I just hate it.
And they spook me right out.
But they're like, I'm like, why do you swim in here?
Like, like the local guys are like, it's fine to go.
What's your trick?
And they go, you know what you do?
Whenever you feel like there's a crocodile, you get out of the water.
Like, that's ridiculous.
That's not anything.
You're not magic.
Don't tell me this.
That's nonsense.
So yeah, hate Australian animals.
Right.
Yeah, that's the point.
Yeah.
We're trying to make here.
So there you go.
Yeah.
That's the show for this week.
I love it.
So anything that you want to plug? Nah. Comedy Festival's still going. Sure. Go see some shows're trying to make here. So there you go. Yeah. That's the show for this week, Mason. I love it. So anything that you want to plug?
Nah.
Comedy Festival's still going.
Sure.
Go see some shows if you're in Melbourne.
Any you would recommend?
No, they're all pretty good.
Just all of them.
Just take a punt.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Well, I'm going to be seeing some shows, Mason.
You know that.
Yes.
You know that.
Next week, Mason, we will discuss in depth Captain America, The Winter Soldier.
I'm actually seeing it tonight.
It's on the Sunday.
I'm very excited.
discuss in depth Captain America, the Winter Soldier.
I'm actually seeing it tonight.
It's on the Sunday.
I'm very excited.
And then from there, we'll do a spoiler free half and a spoiler half.
Yeah.
Not in that order.
Yep.
So, yeah.
Please come back and check that out.
Excellent.
It's going to be great.
Or don't.
You're going to listen to that?
I'll wait for Captain America.
Yeah.
When are you seeing it?
Well, when it comes out.
You're a real dickhead, Mason. I know.
I'm busy, man.
I paid 50 bucks for this ticket.
I know you did.
It's ridiculous. Because they're like, you get a free this or that. I'm busy, man. I paid 50 bucks for this ticket. I know you did. It's ridiculous.
Because they're like, you get a free this or that.
I'm like, I don't want that.
I don't want that.
You could have just given me for 20 bucks.
I don't want your weird plushie in your poster.
Oh, you get a plushie?
Yeah.
Captain America plushie?
You can't have it.
Winter Soldier plushie.
Now that you want it, I want it.
Yeah.
Is it a Winter Soldier plushie?
No.
Oh.
I don't want it then.
You can have it.
No, you can have it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Okay, I'll take it.
No. Oh. Oh, shout outs. I don't want it then you can have it no you can have it I don't want it I can't take it no
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Spider-Man one's coming up as well soon, Mason.
Our Spider-Man commentary track.
I cannot wait.
I can wait.
Let's do it now.
I'm so hungover.
All right.
See you guys.
Bye.
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