The Weekly Planet - 3 Superman VS. Batman - Facts, Rumours, Speculation, Nonsense
Episode Date: October 15, 2013This week we’re talking the highly anticipated Superman VS. Batman film, looking at facts, rumours, villains, potential storylines, the future of the DC Universe and more.Plus brief Agents Of S.H.I....E.L.D.S. discussion. Spoilers galore! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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because this is kind of a thing now,
what I'm going to do is I'm going to sit quietly
and I'm going to listen attentively to the show.
Maybe I'll learn a little something
about life.
Okay, so no song.
We'll see. Just go. Just run with it, alright? Just go.
I'm sceptical, but I trust you. That's why we do this.
That's why we're such good friends. Exactly, yeah.
Hello everybody. Welcome to episode three of the Weekly Planet, where this week we'll
be...
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a
rose on the grave
Oh, the more I think of you the
stranger it feels, yeah
Okay, that's the last one. I promise that's
the last one. We'll get an actual
theme song. Well, you know what though?
I don't know anything about music. Do you know anything about
music and doing theme songs? No.
If anybody, one of our listenins
Listenins? Listeners.
Can do anything at all, even if it's just like the
sound of a pane of glass
breaking, a cat being hit by a truck,
just anything we can replace with
Seal's Kiss of a Rose
or the Prince Bat theme song
which you'll probably sing next to it.
Okay, one more.
Okay, we'll do one more.
Okay, no.
Okay, tell you what, we'll keep
singing, oh sorry, Mason will keep singing songs until somebody sends us a theme song.
And I should point out that they're the three songs I can sing the best in the world, so
it's all downhill from here, so. We haven't even touched on the effervescence either.
No, exactly. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Welcome to episode three of the Weekly Planet,
where this week we'll be discussing Batman versus Superman. Working title for the Batman
Superman first feature film ever. June 2015. Not June 2015. June 2015. June. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I always mix those up. Far out. Okay, so basically what we're going to do before we start,
we're just going to quickly talk about episode two of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
which we know was a while back.
We want to give people some time to catch up.
Is that right?
Yes.
I know you've got some thoughts in particular on where the series is headed.
I have some barely formed thoughts.
Okay.
I think if we've proven anything in the last couple of episodes...
Which we have.
We've got...
This podcast is a combination of incredible enthusiasm,
but also just baffling ignorance.
I reckon about ten episodes in,
I'll have devolved to the point where I'm just like,
oh, who's the guy?
And he's red and he's blue,
and he's got the S.
Is it Strongman?
He's very strong.
I think it's probably strong, man.
We're very nearly there.
Yeah, so I think
with that trend continuing.
But yes, I do have some thoughts.
Awesome.
Okay, so we're just going to keep this
just to episode two.
Is that right?
Yeah, I think so.
And the pilot.
Yes.
Sure.
Go.
Thoughts.
Episode two.
You know what?
I've downgraded the series
from very excited
to I'm cautiously optimistic.
Oh?
I know. Look, it's because the second from very excited to I'm cautiously optimistic oh I know look it's because
the second one
like the first one
had the extremist
serum in it
it had the
is it extremist
or extremist
because I've heard it
pronounced different ways
I've always said
when it was the comic
I always said extremist
because it's extremist
without the T at the end
yes
but Hollywood
you know
Hollywood
celebrities have told us
it's otherwise
so I'm going to go with Extremis.
Okay, so the first episode they had that, but in the second episode,
it was just sort of a very vague sort of artifact hunting episode.
It was.
And it was kind of, you can say that it's a device with Tesseract technology in it.
Yeah.
But that's a very long boat.
From thousands of years ago.
From thousands of years ago.
And then, spoiler alert guys
but
they find it
and it's an incredible
mystery to them
and it
maybe it's a couple
of hundred years old
maybe it's thousands of years old
we don't know
and they retrieve it
and then they just
fire it into the sun
they literally launch it
into the sun
they're not storing them
anywhere?
I guess not
yeah no that's a really
good point
look I just found
I just found that episode
it just they should have called it bickering on a plane yeah because that's Yeah, no, that's a really good point. Look, I just found that episode, they
should have called it
Bickering on a Plane.
Yeah.
Because that's really
what it was.
There's a few good
action sequences or
whatever, but we've
all seen the person
breaks their hand or
wrist to get out of
a handcuffs or
whatever.
I hope it gets
better because I'm
with you.
Initially, I was
like, you give the
pilot episode a pass.
Generally, on anything,
I'll give most pilot episodes
a pass
past pass
even Aquaman
which I haven't
seen but I'm
going to give it
a pass
absolutely
but yeah
B minus
but it remains
to be seen
yeah where that
show's going
but like I said
last week we'll
talk more about
that as it goes
on and I think
at the end we'll
do a wrap up
fist fights were
good though
yeah fist fights
are great
the bit where he
Jake chisel glasses that he's got the bottle and he At the end, we'll do a wrap-up. Fist fights were good, though. Yeah, fist fights are great. The bit where he... Fist fights.
Yeah, Jake chiseled glasses that night.
It's really hard.
He's got the bottle and he just...
That was really cool.
Also, Sam Jackson cameo.
Yeah.
It wouldn't be a Marvel production
if there wasn't a post-credits Sam Jackson
in there at some point.
And I enjoyed that they brought him in.
I enjoyed that they got...
You know, he did the favour and he brought in.
Although I do feel that...
He got a bit shouty?
Well, he did get a bit shouty,
but I feel that a lot of the time how Sam Jackson works on a set
is that they just put him in the costume and the earpiece
and the eye patch or whatever,
and then just point him to the set and they let him go.
They're just like, hey, Sam Clark,
he backed over your golf clubs in his car.
Do you want to maybe talk to him about that?
He's like, what?
And then he just runs in.
And then I just edit around it until I've got enough for the two minutes.
That sounds about right.
But yeah, okay.
Anyway, I guess you'll talk over.
For now.
For now.
We'll table this for now.
This might come up again.
Might get worse.
Might get better.
I'm just going to adjust this microphone.
So I'm just adjusting the microphone. I'll edit this out. You won't though. I'm not going to adjust this microphone. We'll get better? So I'm just adjusting the microphone.
I'll edit this out.
You won't though.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to leave it in.
Great.
Alright, so I thought we could start with, you're obviously familiar with the characters
of Batman and Superman.
Yes.
And you're obviously familiar with the movie that's coming out.
I thought for everybody listening at home, and us as well, I just thought I'd go over
some facts, some cold hard facts we know about the movie to be true.
That's what we're about.
Cold hard facts.
He's it.
And red hot comic book movie news shooting up your butthole.
That's a new catchphrase, by the way.
Shooting up your butthole?
Red hot comic book movie facts shooting up your butthole.
I realise I didn't discuss it with you in advance.
Why would you?
No, but I think it's going to hit.
Look, all the websites I went to, they were really keen on the idea.
Oh, good.
Excellent.
Buttstuff.com.
Nobody look that up.
It's probably a real website.
Nobody look it up.
Go ahead, facts.
Go ahead, facts.
It's fine.
I considered picking up my phone and then typing buttstuff into it, but you know what?
I'm going to really subtly do it,
but I'm listening. Do your facts.
Okay, so, Man of Steel,
the entire cast will return.
Henry Cavill, Amy Adams,
Lawrence Fishburne, not Zod.
Oh, by the way, spoiler alerts for
every Superman, Batman, Man of Steel,
whatever movie. We're probably going to spoil
something at some point. Fair point? Fair point.
Yeah. Obviously not Zod will be coming back because his spine was broken at the neck.
Ouch.
There's no coming back from that.
No.
Except in comic books.
Except if you're Batman.
All the time.
Yeah.
Pretty much all the time he'll come back.
Yeah.
What else we obviously know, Ben Affleck is playing Batman.
Uh-huh.
That's a lock.
Did you see the interview on Jimmy Kimmel there?
It was a few weeks back.
No.
Basically, it was talking about
how the fans reacted
and he went on
the first comment he read
was just
no
it's just like
N
you know
20 O's
and he went
I'm not going to read anymore
which is probably for the best
you can't go in
having that hanging over your head
thinking everyone's going to hate you
because it would cripple you
absolutely
yeah
just like Batman was crippled in The Dark Knight Rises.
Oh, spoiler alert.
Wow.
Right in with the spoilers.
Also, we know that the story will take inspiration from the graphic novel, the classic Dark Knight Returns.
Okay.
Now, people seem to be under the impression, or some people, probably not anyone listening to this,
that it's based on The Dark Knight Returns.
But it's not based on,
it's inspired by.
There's that iconic quote,
which I can read,
just as a refresher,
which they read at Comic Cons.
Yes.
That it's drawing
inspiration from.
It's,
I want you to remember,
Clark,
in the years to come,
in all your most private...
Can you do it
in the Batman voice?
I don't know what you're
doing!
That'll do,
no, back to your regular voice.
Okay, sorry.
I want you to remember,
Clark...
Can you do it
in a British voice? I don't know what you're doing! Why? You're not good back to your regular voice. Okay, sorry. I want you to remember Clark. Can you do it in a British voice?
I don't know what you're doing!
Why?
You're not good with voices.
I'm not bad.
I can do my New York voice.
No.
We tried that.
We did.
In all your private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat.
I want you to remember the one man who beat you.
And that obviously harkens back to that comic book, The Dark Knight Falls, I think that
particular issue is called, where Batman just beats Superman to a bloody pulp.
That's true.
Although in that, he did previously get hit by a nuclear explosion.
That's true.
And he had the arrow.
Oh, yeah, there was also an arrow.
The green arrow.
Yeah, sure.
Just a regular arrow.
Just a regular, yeah.
Very unhelpful.
Ow!
God, stop it!
I'm in the middle of this!
Basically, so yeah.
So, what do you think about that, though?
That it'll be based on, again, not based on inspired by that.
I think that implies to me that Batman is going to give Superman a beating.
Even though, obviously, in a real world scenario, which man is still sort of is going for.
Does that play?
I guess it depends on the version of Batman we get given.
Bail Batman,
punched into the sun. Killed immediately.
Killed immediately, yeah.
No, exactly. It doesn't matter how many little motorcycles
he has hidden in his car.
Dead. One punch.
I don't think we'll be getting that Batman.
I think it's going to have to be
closer to the comic book Batman.
It's going to have to be closer to the comic book Batman it's going to be it's going to be
you know
a man with
it's going to be
it's an experienced Batman
yeah it's an experienced Batman
he's 10 years in
yeah
he's about 10 years in
yeah
it says
I've got here as well
this is one of the facts
that he's going to be
like late 30s
early 40s ish
so he's got a few years
under his belt
which I'm assuming
he would have been
working in secret then
because
he's not mentioned or referenced in Man of steel but batman for a lot of the comics
for a lot of his early years anyway and i know this is happening for arkham arkham origins the
game that comes out soon that he's a people aren't sure whether he's real or not he's an urban legend
he's an urban legend like the movie urban legend and urban legend 2 final destination is that what
that's exactly what that one's called.
That
appealed to me for a long time
in the comic books. There was a crossover
called Zero Hour and from that point
they sort of retconned
Batman into a man who
was always considered an urban legend.
It was something that the Gotham City
Police Department put on the streets to frighten people
into staying in line.
And I think he's since sort of come out of the shadows.
He's not like Adam West holding press conferences.
In the daytime.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I don't know.
I want a kind of a sci-fi-y Batman.
Yeah, sure.
I want a lot of high-tech gear.
Maybe he's got a UFO in the garage. I want sort you know, I want a lot of high-tech gear. Yeah. I want, maybe he's got a UFO in the garage, you know.
I want, see, I want, I want sort of Grant Morrison, Justice League Batman.
Yeah, fair enough.
Who, and if everybody remembers the first JLA, the Morrison run.
The White Martian one.
Yeah, spoiler alert.
Sorry, not the White Martian one.
Excellent.
Covered.
But his whole run, every, just superman and batman but
everybody on that team yeah they were written as if to say everybody here is on this team because
they are the best they know what they're doing there's you can't just put a man who dresses as a
bat no in this team because you need a token human he's the best at at this you know that
there is a particular thing i think i i heard a podcast with Grant Morrison recently-ish where he said the reason Batman's
on the team is because he's the most dangerous man in the world because he's the only man
who can stand among gods and, you know, not be laughed at because he's just a guy in a
bat suit.
Exactly.
So I think, well, I don't know.
I think in that case, we do need a higher profile Batman.
Yeah.
Because he is sort of a Batman who was assisted in saving the world.
Or fighting these superpower villains.
And I think there's a big disparity as well between some versions of Batman.
Some he's like the street level crime kind of Batman.
And then you've got the, you know, he's fighting mob bosses and the Scarecrow and whatever.
And then you've got Batman who's taking down intergalactic aliens.
But in reality, they don't really,
I mean,
you're obviously leaning
towards the intergalactic aliens
kind of side,
sort of Batman.
Yeah.
Would you want some more facts?
I'd like to hear another fact.
Okay.
The working title,
and it's only a working title,
is Batman versus Superman
or vice versa.
That could possibly change.
Some people are saying
World's Finest.
I would like it to be
World's Finest.
It's not going to be called
World's Finest.
It won't be, no.
Because I think it's a great title,
but people will be like, what's Finest of what? What is to be called World's Finest. It won't be, no. Because I think it's a great title, but people will be like,
what's Finest of what?
What is it like a...
They made him fine bone China?
What's going on?
Is it as Franklin Mint, limited edition?
Is that your everybody?
Is that everybody?
That's the people in the world.
That's amalgamation of all the people in the world.
Yeah, no, I would like to see...
Because World's Finest was always the classic,
the Superman,
Batman team-up.
Totally.
They are the, air quotes, World's Finest superhero team.
He didn't do air quotes, he just said it, by the way.
Wow.
Sorry. Sorry for calling you out.
God, ruin the magic.
And I don't know, I've always enjoyed that, I don't always enjoy that name, the World's
Finest superhero team.
It is very corny, though, and I don't think people... But I think it's less corny than Batman versus Superman. I don't like enjoy that name, the World's Finest Superhero Team. It is very corny, though, and I don't think people...
But I think it's less corny
than Batman versus Superman.
I don't like the versus.
Yeah.
And I don't...
I think invariably,
if you call it versus,
people are going to be disappointed.
Yeah.
Aliens versus Predator.
Yeah.
Freddy versus Jason.
Well, that.
Because those are quite terrible, but...
John Carter versus Mars.
Oh, yeah, he punched Mars
for like 90 minutes.
It was great. Kicked up a lot of red dust. Brown dust. They went brown dust in Mars. Oh, yeah, he punched Mars for like 90 minutes. It was great.
Kicked up a lot of red dust.
Brown dust.
They went brown dust in that.
I did that.
I didn't see it either.
No, okay, great.
Sorry, God.
No, that's all right.
I feel, because it's a versus, everybody's going to be disappointed because either it's
going to be a knockdown drag out fight from minute one until the end, and there's going
to be a victor at the end.
Yeah.
Or, and that's going to, that personally will disappoint me because I don't want it to be
that.
You don't want a solid victor.
Well, I don't want it to be, I kind of want a Superman, Batman film to be, they meet,
they have the classic two superheroes meet and they each assume the other one is a villain
and they fight for a while.
Yeah.
I will say as far as act two, I'll allow it as far as Act 2, and then I realise that
the bigger villain is on the horizon, and then of course they team up.
The bigger villain is cinematic Lex Luthor, Gene Hackman.
And then they team up and they win the date, and then, handshake at the end, win each other's
respect.
See, I would argue that if you start with the fight, or you go midway through the movie,
you throw the fight in, the movie peaks.
And I'm not sure how do you go up from that.
But then again, if you put the fight at the end, then you kind of end it with, do they hate each other?
So I think either way, I'm just not sure how you would do this in a way that's going to please everybody.
People are going to be pissed either way, however this goes down, I think.
I mean, we could start with the fight. Yes. Either way. Yeah. However this goes down, I think. I mean,
we could start with the fight.
Yep.
Flash back to...
Oh, yeah.
We start with...
I mean,
that's a fairly standard trope
these days.
They love...
The DC love that.
Yeah, you start with the final battle
and then we go back to...
Yeah.
You know...
How did they get there?
How did they get to this situation?
And then, you know,
maybe forward
and then be revealed
that they were just
pretending to fight
because of... Maybe they swapped uniforms. You know, they always did. They reveal that they were just pretending to fight because of...
Maybe they swapped uniforms.
You know, they always don't.
They were doing that back in the day.
They always swapped costumes.
And what, Batman pretended to be Superman
and Superman pretended to be Batman?
And nobody's like,
is Bruce Wayne wearing the Superman costume?
Why is Superman just running around?
Why is he...
And he's not even running particularly fast.
What's going on?
He would just look like Ben Affleck in that movie
where he plays...
Oh, George Reeves, yeah.
Yeah, George Reeves. Hollywood Man. I haven't seen it. I hear it's really good. It's good, like Ben Affleck in that movie where he plays... Oh, George Reeves, yeah. Yeah, George Reeves.
I've never seen it.
I hear it's really good.
I hear it's good, yeah.
Maybe we'll watch that one week and then describe it.
It doesn't sound fun, though.
It sounds like a good film.
I think that's probably a really interesting story.
Yeah.
It's not.
You know what?
I don't like interesting.
I like action and adventure and romance.
Ooh!
That's it.
Romance.
Do you like sort of swarthy men
with scarves
and they're fighting
with scimitars?
Do I ever.
Prince of Persia,
Jake Gyllenhaal,
haven't seen it.
So swarthy,
you have seen it.
I really haven't.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I've got one up on you.
You've seen that?
Yeah, it's average.
Wow, shock.
Yeah.
So yeah,
as we said before,
Batman,
he'll be a seasoned
crime fighter,
but he'll be in his late 30s, early 40s, which matches up with Ben Affleck's age.
Yeah.
And again, crime fighter, not the same.
Super crime fighter.
Different.
Different.
Very different.
Okay.
Very true.
All the mob bosses in the world, they can't punch you through a building.
No, they can't.
Uh, now, um, the last one is, and I think this is, no, I read this and I'm pretty sure this is
true.
I should have confirmed this further, but it says-
No, it's pretty sure.
That's definite.
A hundred percent.
The Weekly Planet.
We're pretty sure.
Right up your butthole.
Is that it?
That's it.
Yeah, you nailed it.
You nailed it.
That's good.
They're going to confirm why no one recognizes Clark as Superman.
Uh-huh.
Confirm why no one recognizes Clark as Superman.
Uh-huh.
And I think the issue with that is it's blaringly obvious,
especially when you set your Superman in a world where Lois Lane recognizes him immediately,
because that's what happens in Man of Steel.
Sure.
So I don't know how they're going to do that.
Maybe the only thing they could do is you can never get a good photo of him but then that takes away the hope from the whole everybody trusts Superman everybody
sees his face that's why he doesn't wear a mask so I don't know how they're going to
balance that why does nobody recognize Clark with well why does nobody recognize Clark
as Superman basically one super hypnosis that's another thing you know about the kissing where
he kisses his wife's memories yeah he's going to do that to everybody on Earth. So back in the...
There's been a lot of
solutions in the comics
back in the day.
Super hypnosis.
I remember there was one
where in every photo
he could move his face.
Really quickly.
But again,
that would ruin
the trust that people have in him.
That's true, yeah.
The original Superman,
I think,
I believe is true,
because he had
a different sort of power set
than the current one does
just whatever he needed
to do
that was the Superman
in the 70s
but the original Superman
who couldn't fly
but was you know
Lee Tolbillings
that guy
I believe his face
was kind of malleable
really
and he could move it
slightly
because he was
a super evolved man
like us
yeah like us
and he could change his...
If I get hit really hard, my face changes.
Oh, it does a little, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Certainly redder.
Redder and bluer and blacker.
But that might be...
No, that won't be an option.
I think...
But I don't know.
I mean, surely Lois recognises Clark because they are in close proximity.
Yes.
If you see somebody you don't really know and then they've got glasses on.
Yeah.
Surely it's just two
sort of early
middle-aged men.
But they look
exactly the same.
If it was like,
yeah, he kind of
looks like him.
It's easy to buy
in the comments.
I think they're just
going to have to
bite the bullet
and go,
you know what,
nobody recognises him.
Just accept it.
That's,
I think,
unless you change it,
that's,
you know,
he's got some
crazy gimmick
to get out of it
there wasn't very
in the 80s
when Superman
got relaunched
as Man of Steel
Lex Luthor
built a big
computer program
to take in all
the information
about Superman
and determine
his secret identity
this was one of
the earliest stories
was it a really
giant room sized
computer
it was a giant
room sized computer
now if they redid
that story
it'd be an iPhone
now you'd just
stare at it
on the train or whatever.
And there'd be a hologram and he'd move it with his hands.
I'd move so many holograms.
And then it determined that he was Clark Kent
and his instinct
was to reject it out of hand. Why would a man who
has that amount of power hide as a
big mortal? And that's what they
mention in Birthright as well.
Great comic. You should read it. Superman Birthright.
But basically, because they met when they were kids, Luke's Luke. Great comic. You should read it. Superman Birthright. But basically,
because they met when they were kids,
Luke's,
Luke's,
Luke Skywalker.
I'm really,
I cannot pronounce a fucking thing on this show.
That's fine.
It's only an audio medium.
It only goes out to hundreds,
potentially thousands of people.
Sure.
But,
I'm less up to your gap.
That's true.
Definitely.
But,
basically,
in that version of the comic,
they meet each other
when they're teenagers.
I think Lex is a little bit older.
And then he meets Superman
when he's a grown man,
when they're both grown men.
And he doesn't recognize him.
At all.
At all.
And the way that his parents
justify it is,
Lex Luthor has got
such a massive ego,
he couldn't comprehend
that anybody who's ever
been around Smallville,
because he was in Smallville
when they met,
would think that anybody else could come out of Smallville
even close to the level that he's at.
And that's why he doesn't recognise him.
But that's just one guy.
What about everybody else?
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
Crazy dog.
I think...
I wonder...
Because the original motivation for why Superman,
why Lex Luthor hated Superman,
was because Lex Luthor used to have that full head full head of beautiful sort of red hair
and then he was in a lab accident
and then Superboy came and he saved Lex Luthor
What a nice guy
I know but then the fumes from the experiment
sort of whopped it over him and he lost all his hair
and from that point forward he hated Superman
because it was complicated motivations back in the day
but I don't know That's why Nicolas Cage hates John Travolta Because of his beautiful hair point forward he hated Superman. Because it was complicated motivations back in the day.
That's why Nicolas Cage hates John Travolta. Because of his beautiful hair.
Because he lost all his hair.
Nicolas Cage wears a wig. Spoiler alert.
So does John Travolta. Spoiler alert.
Wow. Yeah. Hollywood
truths. God, well, that's, yeah.
Well, those are some
Sorry, I just got completely derailed
on that. So that was the original argument.
Well...
Okay.
Early days of comics, I guess.
Early days of comics, everybody.
Yeah.
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Well, there are some rumours that I've got down here as well we can briefly discuss.
I like hearing rumours.
I like selling rumours as if they're facts.
Let's pick one of them.
How many are there?
I've only got like three or four.
Okay, let's pick one of them and that's now a fact.
Okay, done.
Basically, I picked the ones though that would be most likely to be true. Okay.
There's a lot of them that were just like complete nonsense about this and that and whatever. So I picked the ones though that would be most likely to be true okay there's a lot of them that were just like
just complete nonsense
about this and that
and whatever
so I picked the ones
that are plausible
this one though
this first one
is a fact
as we said
I'm ready
okay
Lex Luthor will make an appearance
that's been a very strong rumour
they've kind of hinted at it
now and then
some of the names
thrown out for him
his role
include
Bryan Cranston
okay
amazing actor
bald
that's why they're done because he can shave his head he's not averse to shaving his head for a role the thing is about Bryan Cranston okay amazing actor bald that's why they're done
because he can shave his head
he's not averse to shaving his head
for a role
the thing is about Bryan Cranston
I love Bryan Cranston
he's too old for this
have you thought about
marrying Bryan Cranston
because he loves him so much
civil ceremony
yeah
they didn't do them in Australia
backwards
political
we got political again
we did again
let's not do it again
why do I do it
but look
I think he'd make a great
Commissioner Gordon
too old as well he has been Commissioner Gordon, I think he'd make a great Commissioner Gordon, too old as...
Well, he has been Commissioner Gordon.
Batman Year One animated series, his voice of Commissioner Gordon.
Yep.
And the voice of Crypto the Superdog.
In my mind.
Yeah, absolutely.
When I read a Crypto comic.
Yeah, absolutely.
But...
Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of Ace the Bat-Hound in my mind.
Can you do a Gilbert Gottfried?
No.
No, that's more a penguin.
That's more a penguin. That's more Penguin.
That's the Penguin.
Yeah.
Oh, look, I'd love Brian Cranston to be in it.
I mean, you know what?
He'd probably nail it.
But I think he's too old.
Yes.
The other one is Mark Strong.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Yeah.
I think he's great, Mark Strong.
He'll shave his head for a role.
He'll shave his head for a role.
Good, that's all you need, really.
Yeah.
Also, this is second rumor.
Also, as regards Lex Luthor. Yes. I think you need, really. Yeah. Also, this is a second rumour. Also, as regards Lex Luthor.
Yes.
I think you need him for...
I feel an essential element of Superman versus Batman is the Kryptonite Ring.
Because somebody's got to get punched with a Kryptonite Ring.
Yes.
And the only way to get one is to have Lex Luthor.
But I think with the Kryptonite Ring, if that's the crutch, and I wrote this down for later,
of the fight, that's how he beats him.
That's just not very...
It's not creative, is it?
No, if he brings it out, he whips it out,
hits him with it, Superman, I don't know,
blasts it or whatever.
I'd be like, oh, good to see the kryptonite ring.
Thanks for playing.
You know, but I hope that's not the final, like...
Yeah.
You got me with the kryptonite ring, you prick.
That's what Superman says.
One day Superman's mean
He's so mean
Snapping necks
Anyway
Next one
I like this one
This is another casting rumour
Timothy Dalton
Being considered for Alfred
I'm 100% on board
I'm 1 million percent on board for that
Not a great Bond
But I think he'd be brilliant
Not a great Bond
A great villain in
The Rocketeer Yeah, The Rocketeer And Hot Fuzz Oh yeah, he is a great Bond, but I think he'd be brilliant. Not a great Bond, a great villain in... The Rocketeer?
Yeah, The Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz.
Oh yeah, he is a great villain in that.
He's really got the look. I think he's
a little bit younger.
Did Americans get Roxette?
Look it up, Roxette.
Best band, would you say,
the past 4,000
years? Definitely, yes.
But he does have the look, you're right.
And I think he's a little bit younger.
And he's kind of...
And I love Michael Caine.
I thought he was great.
He can grow an excellent tweedly mustache.
Can he ever.
Boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, Michael Caine, he was...
I never bought him as Alfred.
Do you think because you're like, that's Michael Caine?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
I like the whole idea of the Alfred with the backstory where he's in the military and blah,
blah, blah.
And I think Alfred in the Dark Knight trilogy, I think Michael Caine mentioned that he does
have that background, but it's never explicitly stated.
I would hope that it's never explicitly...
You know what?
I'm okay with it being stated that he has a mysterious past, but I don't ever want to
see it explored.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Good.
You don't need to explore every facet. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. Good.
You don't need to explore every facet of everything.
George Lucas.
Wolverine.
Wolverine.
Like, I don't know.
He had, you know, for decades he had that mysterious past and people were like, hey, let's, it never, it never builds up.
It never, it never builds to the level of the thing that you've imagined in your head.
Even if, even if what you've imagined in your head is just this half form kind of thing.
There's just, you know, excitement and all these
amazing adventures
and what have you.
But then at the same time
they could have done
better than X-Men Origins
Wolverine.
Actually, Michael Caine,
they mentioned the military
because he's in Burma.
He does that story
about the bandit
throwing away the germs.
That's right, yeah.
There you go.
Okay, so there was also
a casting call
a couple weeks back
for someone matching
Wonder Woman's appearance. Not Wonder Woman, it said, something like this, this is off the top of my head. So there was also a casting call a couple of weeks back for someone matching Wonder
Woman's appearance.
Not Wonder Woman.
It said, woman, something like this.
This is off the top of my head.
So this is gospel truth.
Between 25 and 33 strong in appearance.
I'm assuming it means physically, mentally, emotionally.
Get it together.
Yep.
If you're Wonder Woman, I say.
Yes.
Get it together.
Though it could be Supergirl.
I'd say that's unlikely.
Is there a hair colour picture?
No, it just says any...
I think it even explicitly said any hair colour.
They've got wigs these days.
They do.
I forgot about that.
You can hair colour, change, dyes and such.
John Travolta.
John Travolta.
So, yeah, would you like to see...
I mean, any of those people, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, both?
Yeah, Wonder Woman, definitely.
Wonder Woman has been very tricky to put on film.
I don't know why, but...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like to see her.
They shouldn't...
You know what?
I don't know.
We talked about this the other week about they were trying to get her on a TV show.
She's good enough for her own movie.
I don't understand why somebody can't do it.
No, exactly.
It's baffling.
Yeah.
See, I would definitely like to see her make a brief appearance.
Yeah.
If it's going to be Superman versus Batman,
I'd like to see her not be out of the picture for that.
Yeah.
But I would like to see her make enough of an appearance,
be enough of a fully formed character
that they can then just spin her off straight into another movie.
That'd be great.
I'd love that.
Or even, you know, the way Marvel does it,
where you see the hammer in the post-credit.
I would appreciate her in a two-minute,
two, three-minute post-credit sequence
where we know that that's where this universe is going.
That'd be cool.
I'd be very happy with that too.
Yeah, I think if you put her in in like two-thirds of the movie,
you're like, and Wonder Woman's here.
It's kind of like you've got a bit too much going on there.
Yeah, yeah.
Settle down, movie.
You've overextended yourself.
Everybody's left the theatre, demanding their money back. Come on, on there. Yeah, yeah. Settle down, movie. You've overextended yourself. Everybody's left the theatre
demanding their money back.
Come on, movie.
Nightmare, yeah.
We've all had a drink, movie.
Come on, steady on.
So I thought,
that's pretty much all the rumours I've got.
There are others, obviously,
but most of them aren't worth going into.
The Justin Bieber thing,
I'm sure people are sick of hearing about,
which was nonsense.
So, yeah, that's not it.
I wasn't even going to bring that up,
and now I feel bad
that I did
next thing
next thing
here we go
we've used our one fact
so this is a rumour
oh yeah
well I thought we could
talk about next
we've done this a little bit
so far
but what kind of things
would we like to see
in this movie
anything in particular
from the top of your head
from your brain
kryptonite ring
I want to see
I want to see a kryptonite
powered punch
but I don't want to see kryptonite gloves I want to see a kryptonite powered punch but I don't
want to see
kryptonite gloves
it's ridiculous
so that's the
lie
that is the
lie
yep
exactly
um
no I don't
know I want to
see Justice League
Grant Morrison
Batman slash
animated universe
Batman
yep
a guy who's
unfazed by the
fact that
there's this
flying alien
superman
yeah
around you know just messing stuff up just yeah yeah well that's fair enough I'd love to see that Unfazed by the fact that there's this flying alien Superman around.
Just messing stuff up.
Just, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's fair enough.
I'd love to see that.
Also, if they do it well.
Again, like I said, don't want the answer to be a kryptonite ring to everything.
Yep.
Also, if he's, like, say, 10 years in, I'd love to see some version of the Bat family.
Yes, okay.
Maybe, like, Robin, even a Nightwing.
You could probably do Nightwing at that point if he's 10 years in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think people would be reluctant because there's a massive kind of stigma attached to like Robin and all that
because of Batman and Robin and to a lesser extent the Batman TV series from the 60s.
But Robin and Nightwing and all those characters, Batgirl, whatever, whatever, they're such
a rich kind of source of material.
And I think having them in there, just a little bit, not a lot necessarily, or even making
mention, expands the universe.
Because if he's like a 40-year-old Batman, if he's going to pick up a Robin then, it's
pretty late to do that.
It really is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm baffled by the stigma against Robin.
Yeah.
I mean, he's basically been around as long as Batman has, shy a couple of years.
And he's the essential light to Batman's darkness.
That's sort of why he exists.
Yeah.
I love the character of Dick Grayson.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I think he's great.
But, yeah, no, I don't.
Yeah, I want to see that too, James.
Come on.
No, I would like to see, but I would like to see,
I would like to see Barbara Gordon as Oracle.
Oh, yeah?
So have that already happened, the broken, not broken back,
the bullet through the spine, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
Do you think they would dare to put in a joker in this universe yeah yes i'd like to see it i would like to see i would like to see the
primary villains being lex lewis and the joker yep both working in cross purposes both pretending
to team up or what have you and both have their own genders yeah but both are spitting in each
other's food yeah exactly just yeah exactly yep tie in each other's shoelaces.
Together.
I don't know.
Oh, they say it in the not friendly way.
No, not in a friendly way.
That'd be weird.
But I think you, I mean, in terms of another person portraying the Joker after Heath Ledger.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Yeah.
I think Heath Ledger's Joker, you could have slotted that into this universe.
Definitely.
Because I think he was probably, maybe not the most comic book, but he definitely lent that way as far as wackiness and things
he was most careful.
Yeah, and what he could do, what he set up. So yeah, maybe. Got anything else? Because
I've got a few things that I would like.
Okay, go for it. I'll think about it.
Also, how would you want the fight to go down? Who would you want to win? Why? How? When?
What? Who? you want to win? Why? How? When? What? Who?
How?
Question mark?
Oh, I see.
It was a question.
Okay, right.
I don't want it to be a drawn-out battle sequence.
I think it will be.
I think you'll find that it will be. I think it'll be 40 minutes long.
I think you're right.
No, I want...
Maybe a couple of dusts up.
Dusts up?
Dust ups.
So I'd imagine...
I think what I would do if I was making it, which I would never do because I'm terrible at this
kind of stuff, would be have them
have an initial confrontation. Just a
minor kind of skirmish. Superman,
Batman's like, I'm in over my head
in a big way. Goes away.
Does a whole lot of detecting.
Detective skills. I'd love to see more of his detective
kind of... You can detect some weaknesses in Superman.
You better believe it, yeah. And then come back and be absolutely
firing on all cylinders.
Just, yeah, ready to go.
I'd like to see that.
I don't necessarily think I'd like to see Batman or Superman win.
I think they're going to make Batman win, though.
I think you're probably right.
I don't want to see him win.
I don't want to see him victor.
I want to see him team up.
But if they're going to go the versus route,
then that's what they're going to have to do.
Otherwise, it's a weird alien versus predator cop-out.
Was that a cop-out?
I don't remember.
No, neither did I.
Hang on, let me think.
Ice Pyramid.
Oh, that's right.
It was in an ice pyramid.
Yeah, okay, that is a cop-out.
Yeah.
And the Fortress of Solitude is nothing
if not an ice pyramid.
That's true.
No, I don't know.
I'm so...
On the fence? I'm on the fence
I'm on the fence
I don't want it to be battle
I want it to be
I want it to end with them
as a team
yeah
well that was
they say that the next
team up film will be
the Justice League
so it would have to end
well that's what they say
who's they
me
oh
no
I remember reading a while back
that David Goyer
wrote Man of Steel
writing the
Man of Steel sequel Batman Superman Superman, writing Justice League.
Yep.
Yeah, so that's...
Who knows, though?
Also, I've got here, I'd love to see a version of the Kevin Spacey, Gene Hackman, Lex Luthor.
Shady land deals.
Oh, God.
Do you really?
No.
None of those things.
You know what?
I'd like to see Battle Arm and Lex Luthor.
Oh, that would be awesome.
The giant.
Purple and green?
Please.
Muted purple and green.
Purple and green should always be seen.
That's what I say.
That's what your grandma always said.
Mmm, good.
Oh god.
That would be great.
I'd love if they leant more towards that instead of, yeah, show us a Lex Luthor who's not a
moron.
How about that?
Thank you.
Just a guy who can function on a day-to-day level.
Yeah.
And doesn't hang out with just the pits of...
I don't even know.
Just the scum of society.
Not even the scum.
Puma.
Yeah.
For God's sake.
He seems like a genuinely nice guy.
He seems lovely, though.
Yeah.
I don't know anything about him, but he's lovely.
Yeah.
I've got here as well...
I'd love to see a more comic book suit.
I like the Dark Knight suit.
You know, it's cool and it's functional and whatever in that world, but I don't need to
be like, you don't need to explain to me how the suit works and it doesn't have to be really
functional in a real world scenario.
You put him in a whatever suit and say, not even say, I'll accept the fact that his suit,
which he can fight in really freely, is bulletproof or whatever.
You don't need to make it like a battle armor.
You can make it, I'll take that on faith.
You don't need to walk me through that, basically.
I want to see a comic book style suit, something like the Arkham suit, not necessarily the
design, but where it looks don't know, it looks
like it helps him more than kind of hinders him. But a lot of the bat suits have been
in the past where it looks like it would be much easier if you didn't wear that ridiculous
suit. You can't turn your neck. I hope somebody hits you with a car. George Clooney.
So what you want essentially is the Adam West suit.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what you're saying. Yeah. Just kind of satiny. Like a nice
kind of periwinkle blue.
And how like
his body is shaped
so the bat symbol
isn't exactly
in the centre of his chest.
It's like a little
it's a little bit off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
No disrespect.
I thought that was a great
hang on, my phone's ringing.
Oh, good lord.
John, would you mind
if I take this?
No, please.
No, I'm not going to
really go.
Okay, so
yeah, I'd love to see that.
Okay, good.
More Bactiv...
Bactiv?
More Batman...
More Bacta-Tanks.
That's a Star Wars reference.
It sure is.
We should do a Star Wars one.
Do you like Star Wars?
Does that come under the purview of this podcast?
Yeah, this is the Star Wars episode.
Oh, yeah, totally, yeah.
Let's do a Star Wars episode.
Oh, we'll do that another time.
More Batman detectiveness.
Please, thank you. Let's do a Star Wars episode. We'll do that another time. More Batman detectiveness. Please.
Thank you.
I know you're not a fan of any of the detective skills he's had in the previous movies.
Buying a big machine.
Sure.
Having lots of money.
He might as well just hire detectives.
He's the world's greatest detective because he gives a hundred grand to a whole bunch of detectives.
And they detect for him.
God, I'm such a great detective.
He's a pretty good detective. Yeah, he's good though, isn't he isn't he yeah yeah so i don't know i'm even working out superman's
weaknesses i don't know if there's another villain that he's like lex luther whoever
that he's investigating and certain crimes that he could you know be about and just kind of be like
this is interesting allow me to use my detective that I've hired. Detective skills. Yeah. And
I've got also, I'd like to see it drawn from different materials. Different materials in
the sense that a lot of things that have been Batman or good Batman anyway have come from
either Batman Begins, Dark Knight Returns. Not a whole lot of anything else. Bits and
pieces here and there. Bit of a killing joke
and whatever.
Uh-huh.
But it's mostly those
things.
They're great books.
Mm-hmm.
We've got an animated
Batman Year One.
We've got an animated
Batman The Dark Knight
Returns.
What do you think of
the Batman animated
Year One?
Loved it.
Really?
Yeah.
For what it was.
Sure.
I think it's the best
version of what you
could make.
Do you hate it?
Well, no, I don't
hate it.
I found that a lot of the dialogue is dialogue that you can read, but you can't listen to.
That's a fair point.
It's quite stilted if you read it.
That's a good point.
And a lot of it was sort of, in fact, almost all of it was taken verbatim from the book.
And that's why they took out the inner monologue from the Dark Knight Returns one.
Yeah.
Which at first was kind of like, it's a bit weird they wouldn't do that, but that might
be a little bit jarring. It's like that Blade Runner with Harrison Ford droning in the background in his head. Yeah. Which at first was kind of like, it's a bit weird they wouldn't do that, but that might be a little bit jarring.
It's like that Blade Runner with Harrison Ford
droning in the background in his head.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm glad they took that out.
How many cuts of Blade Runner are there?
Six, I think.
How many have you seen?
At least six.
Yeah, so I just,
any other comic books,
there's so many good materials.
Like even what they're doing now,
the Court of Owl stuff is amazing.
They obviously wouldn't do that.
But just something else, anything else.
I'd like to see, at the start of the film, just an exploration of their separate crime fighting lines.
I don't want to see it coming straight from Man of Steel and Batman and then just them clashing.
I want to see that Superman is out there fighting crime, Batman is out there fighting crime.
They have different styles.
And then they decide that the other is a problem and has to be dealt with.
What I think is going to happen, and this is me...
Can I preempt you?
No.
Oh, okay.
Yes. Can I preempt you? No Oh okay Yes I was going to say I wouldn't be surprised
If it becomes
Batman
Who is a seasoned
Crime fighter
Who has never killed
Yep
You know
Seeing that
Superman has killed
A man live on television
Decides that he's
The biggest threat
It wasn't live on television
Was it?
Nah
Okay
A lot of people saw it
Oh right well
Well they saw it
Well Batman sees it
On Twitter then
I saw it
He's like
Hashtag dead Zod.
How dare he?
WTF, bro?
Yeah.
And he decides that Superman is the biggest threat to the world and that it has to be dealt with.
Is that where you're going?
I'd imagine that's how they're going to go.
No, that's a different thing.
But I'd imagine if they do bring Lex Luthor in, that's what his theory will be as well.
Maybe it's between Wayne Tech and Lex Corp working together.
Oh, I'm on board with that.
I'm also on board with my brilliant idea.
Good.
Let's print it.
The way I thought it might have gone down was
Batman's, you know, ripping through criminals or whatever.
He's off the grid.
Superman doesn't work for the government,
but he's on the side of the government.
He made that very clear at the end of Man of Steel,
where he's like, look, I'm here to help you guys.
Don't try to control me, baby.
I'm my own man.
But look, if you need a hand, happy to drop in.
Happy to snap a man's neck.
Just line them up.
I'll snap them.
I'll snap a hundred necks in a row.
Line them up!
No, I think there'll be way less Batman.
No, not Batman.
Way less killing in this one from Superman, I'd imagine.
And Batman's obviously doing his crime fighting thing. way less Batman no I'm not Batman way less killing in this one from Superman I'd imagine but um
and Batman's obviously
doing his crime fighting thing
and they're like
this Batman guy
he's a loose unit
we don't like him
for whatever reasons
and I know this would
this is kind of
what happens in
Superman Red Son
Superman
oh yeah that's true
and the Dark Knight Returns
and I know I said
I don't want you to draw from that
but I like this particular
aspect of it
where then they send
Superman to stop Batman
interesting yeah and then Batman you know I like this particular aspect of it, where then they send Superman to stop Batman. Interesting.
Yeah, and then Batman, you know, is like, this is surprising!
He wouldn't be surprised, though.
He wouldn't be.
No, he wouldn't be.
I'd love to see a Batman who's not surprised by anything.
Yeah.
Like, you know, because like the last, all the Batman we've had, he gets tricked a lot.
Almost constantly, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
On a day-to-day basis, he gets things stolen from his house, he gets his car stolen, Talia
Al Ghul knifes him, Ra's Al Ghul tricks him.
He falls down a well.
He falls down a well, multiple times, I think.
I get put in a well.
Yep.
Yeah.
Catwoman lures him to Bane.
Yep.
He thinks he can beat up Bane, he can't beat up Bane.
Bane beats him up.
Yep. Twist. What? Yeah. What a twist. What a twist. Oh. Yep. He thinks he can beat up Bane. He can't beat up Bane. Bane beats him up. Yep. Twist.
Yeah. What a twist.
What a twist. Oh. Yeah.
So that, yeah, just a Batman being ready would be
great. The funeral was really expensive. He
wasn't expecting it of his parents.
Just, oh, really?
God. I mean, I've got deep pockets, but I have
livers. Yeah, come on, guys.
I do have a concern, though, about
his age.
Yep.
What's Ben Affleck?
42, 43?
Let's assume he's 42 and 43.
Let's not fact check that.
We never do.
Why start now?
Why start now?
Okay, so he's probably going to be Batman for at least six years.
At least.
Probably longer, I'd say.
He's nudging 50.
He will be.
Yeah. Is that too old to play Batman? Robert Downey Jr. He's nudging 50. Uh-huh. He will be. Yeah.
Is that too old to play Batman?
Robert Downey Jr. is also nudging 50.
Yeah, but Robert Downey Jr. is in an iron suit.
Robert Downey Jr. isn't out there doing Jim Carter or whatever.
Right, but Ben Affleck doesn't have to do any of that, surely.
No, well, that's true.
All we've got is two eye holes and a...
A mouth hole.
A mouth hole.
Yeah.
That's all people when you think about it.
Just two eye holes and a mouth hole.
But no, I think stuff doubles are fine.
Who's going to notice?
That's a good point, yeah.
You're a bloody worrywart, mate.
What are you doing?
Okay, that's a fair point.
So do you think they'll probably say he's younger than he is?
Or not even bring it up?
Why would they?
Why would they bring it up?
Well, they did in the Dark Knight. They might put a little gray in the temple no chuck it in there
i'm okay with that i'd love to see a bit of bat stubble as well i like the bat stubble you know
he's under the cow and he's got a bit of stubble sure had a long night yeah he's a man about town
that's one of the things i really like about the arkham game he gets the stubble as it goes on
that's the only thing i like about those games. Those games are terrible. No, I'm not. They're like the best games. Yeah. But yeah.
I also thought, and I'm not alone on this.
I would like to see a Superman guest appearance in Arkham Origins.
That would be super cool.
You know what I think?
Yes.
Rocksteady aren't doing this one.
This is quickly on the Arkham games.
This is a different studio developing them.
But it's the same engine, right?
Same engine.
Looks amazing.
Can't wait to play it.
What are Rocksteady doing?
They must be doing...
They're working on a Superman game.
They could, but I think they might be working on a Superman, or at the very least, a next-gen
Arkham game.
If anyone can make a Superman game...
It's me and you!
It's me and you working together!
Oh boy!
It's going to be one of those little Punch and Judy games.
Like a Rock'em Sock'em Robots but Superman
yeah
no I think if anybody can make it
I'm pretty sure nobody can make a good Superman game
but if anybody can
it's Rocksteady
I've played a few Superman games
they're
I know it's
it's true what they say
they're all
they're all terrible
some are less terrible than others
but my child
but some are just flying through rings
for hours on end
just flying through those rings
I hired that game when I was a younger man, a kid, a child.
A babe in the woods.
A babe in the woods.
And I was still at the age where you're kind of impressed by everything in video games.
And I was just shocked.
Like, just taken aback.
Like, how is this even...
I could do a whole podcast on that game yeah let's do that
all right another time another time um sorry yeah so another one of the concerns is that it's going
to be batman centric this is the man of steel sequel they've said it's the man of steel sequel
yep i thought that they were going to give me uh superman another movie then do the batman thing
is superman is batman kind of cramping superman style or are they bringing him in to be like Superman another movie then do the Batman thing is Superman is Batman
kind of cramping
Superman's style
or are they bringing him
in to be like
maybe we didn't
maybe Batman
Man of Steel
didn't do the same numbers
as The Dark Knight Returns
which it didn't
and whenever I've mentioned
that to people
on the internet before
people flip out
they're like
how dare you suggest
that it's not as good
I'm not saying it's not as good
or whatever
I'm saying it didn't
make as much money
still made a shit ton of money.
Yeah, yeah.
But are they bringing it in to be like,
we're not sure if Superman could hold the next movie by himself.
Let's chuck Batman in.
Or what do you think?
I mean, if they're starting from scratch,
if we're considering the Nolan movies over,
I think it's fair to have a Superman movie and then a Batman movie.
Yeah.
How much time do we have?
Just get the stories rolling, for God's sake.
We're so close to death. Yeah, exactly much time do we have? Just get the stories rolling, for God's sake. We're so close to death.
Yeah, exactly.
Aren't we all?
Nuclear warfare constantly.
Just two eye holes and a mouth hole.
So close to death.
I know.
Fine.
Do what you're going to do.
You're going to reboot them in six years anyway.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's a really good point.
And I've mentioned this multiple times already.
I don't want Kryptonite to be the answer i want people to acknowledge or it to be acknowledged in movies
that if you hit superman hard enough you can stop him you can kill him yeah essentially you can kill
him well let's can we let's talk about superman as a as a movie individual have we done this before
we did did we yeah i posted a just that section of that video on the YouTube. You can see that at MrSundayToSunday on the YouTube channels.
Did we talk about how people don't find Superman a compelling movie character?
We did not.
Well, see, a lot of people, and this has been fairly consistent,
you'll ask somebody, who's your least favourite superhero?
Almost invariably they say...
Green Lantern.
Oh, yeah, Green Lantern. I forgot about that.
Up until a couple of years ago, people would have said
Superman. Now they say Green Lantern
because he's always just fighting big patches
of yellow fog.
But up until
a couple of years, people would say Superman.
You'd say, why do you hate Superman? And they'd say, well, because he's
boring. Ah, that annoys me.
Yeah, I know. I can understand that.
Right, because in the eye
of the public who don't read
Superman comic books
or see the animated
version or any of
those things, Superman
in the movies has
always been a guy
who can do anything
and he's indestructible
and...
He's handsome.
He's handsome.
Probably calls you
back, you know, on
time.
You know, you leave
a message and he
gets right back.
He would.
And nothing can
harm him except
Kryptonite and that
can he be emotionally
if you're like a superman
we think you're
not very great
you're a dickhead
what if I said that
I think
no I think he'd
take it in stride
I think he'd be like
I think he'd be like
I think maybe that's
maybe you're just reflecting
you're just projecting
your own emotional insecurities
maybe you should see
somebody about that
and they'd be
they'd get help
and it'd be really nice.
And then he'd wait till they'd better
and then he'd throw them into the sub.
Yeah, exactly.
That'd learn him.
But that, you know,
he's kind of a one-dimensional goody-two-shoes
and is indestructible.
And people are like,
well, where's the dramatic heft in that?
Because it's quite...
And that was sort of the problem
that the Superman writers were facing in the early 80s. That it's very difficult. And that was sort of the problem that the Superman writers were facing, you know, in the early 80s.
That it's very difficult to, you know, have him fight Darkseid one week.
And then in the next, you know, next issue of Action Comics Weekly, he's fighting, you know, four bank robbers.
Yeah, he's saving Jimmy Olsen for the bank robber.
Yeah, exactly.
And they had, you know, it was weird that they had to keep contriving scenarios where Bank Robbers had kryptonite-powered lasers or whatever.
And so in the 80s, they revamped Superman
with the Man of Steel reboot.
And he was still one of the most powerful beings in that universe.
They powered him down significantly.
They powered him significantly.
So if you hit him hard enough, it was going to hurt.
You didn't need kryptonite.
Because he was like throwing planets and all sorts of stuff, wasn't he?
He was, you know, travelling through time, reversing time, whatever the...
Yeah, exactly.
Whatever he needed to do that way.
Yeah, and he could grow a tiny version of himself.
What?
With his hand and send that off to...
Was that a thing?
That was a thing, yeah.
I mean, not consistently.
Did it have like his mental capacity?
I think so.
Wow. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, throwing
planets around, that was certainly an issue, you know. And at one point in the late 70s,
early 80s, Krypton came back. There was a new Krypton with an entire population of Kryptonians.
So not only did you have one man who could... Was it the original Krypton? No, it was a
new Krypton. Okay. Yeah, but not only did you have one man who could... Was it the original Krypton? No, it was a new Krypton. Okay. Yeah.
But not only did you have one man who could essentially do anything,
you had a whole planet full of people who could travel around the galaxy.
And they'd just rock up and...
They'd just rock up and...
And try to mess up your shit.
Yeah.
And so, narratively, that would have been quite difficult
to maintain any kind of dramatic weight.
And so, they did power him down and made him personally more interesting,
more developed the character side. Big emphasis on him growing up on the farm and blah yeah and
they brought his parents back from the dead yeah uh good move i thought yeah and so on and so forth
and the thing a bit about that though was the first superman movie came out on 79 let's say 79
let's say 1976 yeah and so and so Superman was rebooted in 85, 86,
but the movie universe kept the old version of Superman
who could essentially do anything.
And in 2008, when Superman Returns came out...
2006.
Was it?
Definitely.
Anyway, I had hoped that they would move to the modern-day Superman,
who, again, has been around for decades.
Yeah.
But they didn't.
They kept the old version of Superman.
So, yeah, I would very much like to see, finally, just a confirmation that this guy is not,
you know, you can hurt him with a...
You can hurt him with a punch.
Yeah.
A big, big punch.
Or a, you know, battleship.
I'd love to see him, though, just scrap with somebody.
Doomsday.
And I don't think Doomsday is an amazing
character. I think he's good for what he
can do and I think they're an interesting counterbalance.
He's very 90s. He's very 90s.
He is very 90s. But I'd love to see
I think the Justice League movie would
work well. If he had more pouches on his outfit
and like gun belts for no reason
he'd be the most 90s character ever.
And he had more X's in his
name. If he was Doomsday X. Ah, so 90s character ever. And he had more X's in his name. If he was Doomsday X,
oh, so 90s.
Continue.
I bet there's a cover called Doomsday X.
I bet there is.
But I think a good version
of the Justice League movie would be
you get them all together,
Doomsday shows up,
and they're just throwing everything at him.
Have other villains and whatever happening.
But maybe have that be a big plot point.
Then eventually Superman comes up and has to deal with it, is killed.
That leads to whatever comes after that.
He comes back with a mullet and a black suit.
Oh boy.
Oh, so good.
God.
I don't love that storyline, but I just love to see him scrap at somebody.
And we sort of saw that with Zod, but I wasn't really that impressed with it, to be honest.
Yeah.
Can you elaborate?
Why weren't you impressed?
Well, it got to the point where in the movie...
Do they have a heat vision face-off?
You know I haven't seen it yet.
No.
No, no, no.
They do use heat vision, but there's a really good scene early on where he fights two Kryptonian
soldiers.
Mm-hmm.
And that's quite a good scene.
Yep.
But by the time the end rolls around and it's pretty far in, and I know everybody doesn't agree with me on this, it's pretty 50-50 this movie, and a lot of this movie
I do like, but the last scene with Zod where he fights Zod and they're crashing through
buildings and whatever, I just think it's a lot to take in, and it gets to the point
where it's nearly, and it's nearly like a Roland Emmerich film, where it's buildings
falling and it's mass destruction and you can't really relate
to what's happening
on the ground
even though thousands
of people would be dying
or whatever
it doesn't feel like that
it's just a whole bunch
of stuff happening
does he go out of his way
to save anyone?
at the end he does
yeah
but that's another
poor problem people
have with it
that Superman
should have moved him
somewhere else
and blah blah blah
and the counter argument
to that
maybe to the moon
yeah maybe to the moon
maybe to the moon
there's less people on the moon.
But the counter-argument to that is, though, it was his first day, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
But also, I didn't really want to see first day Superman.
Right, exactly.
I want to see Superman, like you said, fully formed, be an awesome dude.
Yeah.
You know, but hey, what do I know?
I'm just a regular guy.
That's pretty much all the concerns, though, I have with it.
Otherwise, you're completely unconcerned?
I'm so unconcerned.
You think it's going to be great?
You know what?
I don't know, to be honest.
I have no idea.
Yeah.
I have my concerns.
I think it has the potential to be great.
I don't think it's the best set-up after Man of Steel.
I'm worried they're rushing it and they're forcing it out
just as a panicked kind of manoeuvre to build towards a team movie.
Do you think that basically they got, it was the day before Comic-Con, and they thought
we really need something, and they just had two image files, one was the Superman logo
and one was the Batman logo, and they just overlaid one?
They were just moving stuff around and they were like, oh, that'll do.
That's fine.
We'll make a movie based on that, I guess.
And then somebody moved the Green Lantern logo over. And I went, oh, boy.
Jeez.
But hey, fingers crossed.
Yes.
Fingers crossed.
I have faith, I guess, ish.
Yeah.
Well, that's ended on a bit of a downer.
Do you want to hear that?
I've got one more thing.
I'm ready.
I've got a few things to talk about.
There was a few names that were kind of semi-confirmed for going up for Bruce Wayne.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want to hear who some of them are?
Yes.
Okay.
Josh Brolin.
He came out and said he definitely went in for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Brolin, I don't know if you're aware,
he didn't get the part of Batman.
They gave it to a different person.
Did they give it to James Brolin?
Yeah, they did.
Okay, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he would have been all right.
A bit old, I think.
I think he's great.
I know I sound like I'm ages.
He's too old! But I think Ben Affleck... You know bit old, I think. I think he's great. I know I sound like I'm ages. He's too old!
But I think Ben Affleck...
You know who I'd like to see as old Batman?
Can you guess?
Christopher Reeve.
Oh, sorry.
That's terrible.
Can you guess?
Michael Keaton.
I'd like to see old...
Okay, yeah.
Modern day Michael Keaton.
He's got to be in his 60s.
If you look to Grace.
Yeah, look.
I would see him again as Batman.
Fair point.
Would you want to see it as an extension of that universe
of the Keaton
Batman
Burtonverse
um
no I would like to
see him
in this universe
yeah
as yeah
he's not very big
though Michael Keaton
is he
that older Batman
is supposed to be
enormous
oh no the
yeah that's just
Frank Miller's
yeah
interpretation
interpretation of that
yeah Frank Miller's interpretation of that.
Frank Miller's crazy mind.
Oh boy.
No, I don't.
And again, you can, you know.
You know what I did read recently on the topic of Frank Miller?
I didn't know you could read, but continue.
You know what I looked at the pictures of recently? Okay, yeah.
The Dark Knight Strikes Back.
Yes.
I'm aware of it.
I'd never read it.
And I heard an interview with Grant Morrison.
I think it was on Kevin Smith
you know
Fat Man on Batman
oh yeah yeah
and basically he goes
that book has a lot
of redeeming qualities
for the time
it's in
because it happened
while he was writing
at 9-11 happened
and apparently that's
reflected in the book
and whatever whatever
and I'm like
wow that actually
sounds interesting
I read it
it's total crap
right
but you know what
there are
there are some
tiny bits in it
the Adam who's in it,
have you read it, right?
Yeah.
You know how they reveal the Adam,
how he's been living in the Petri dish
and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
Stuff like that,
like there's little bits in it
that are like kind of interesting
on the whole.
The artwork is just,
what was he thinking?
It's wildly inconsistent,
I guess.
Oh my God, yeah.
And the way they brought Jason Todd back
is some sort of weird indestructible matter. Wasn't it Jason Todd? It was, wasn't it? I think so, yeah. god, yeah. And the way they brought Jason Todd back is some sort of weird indestructible matter.
Wasn't it Jason Todd?
It was, wasn't it?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
Wasn't it Dick Grayson?
I can't remember.
It's irrelevant, really.
I think he just pulled
the name out of a hat.
Nobody's read that
so nobody cares
what they say.
But yeah.
Another name is
Ryan Gosling
for Batman.
No, don't like it.
See, I
I don't understand
the backlash.
Have you seen Ryan Gosling's enormous don't understand the backlash. Have you seen Ryan Gosling?
Ryan Gosling's enormous.
Is he?
Yeah.
Have you seen...
Maybe it's just the public's perception of him then.
Yeah.
I know, I think...
Apparently he's quite tall as well.
I think my memory of Ryan Gosling is based on when he was on the kids' show, or he was
on a high school on a ship.
Do you remember that?
Ship Gosling?
Yeah, ship, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that.
So wasn't he like
the kind of preppy
kind of like jerk?
No, he was like
the goofy kind of,
he was like a kind of
a goofy nerdy character
who was kind of like
hyperactive and like,
hey, I'm the cool guy
and people were like,
you know.
Like his character in Drive.
Yeah, like his character
in Drive.
Yeah, just, hey,
everybody.
See, I like Ryan Gosling.
I think he would have
done a good job.
I think people would have
even flipped out
that he's blonde though
because people don't like
even like minor changes. Remember when Bond was blonde? I do remember that. Everyone was like, think people would have even flipped out that he's blonde, though, because people don't like even minor changes.
Remember when Bond was blonde?
I do remember that.
Everyone was like, this guy looks like a chimp, and he's blonde!
Yeah.
People lost it.
Matthew Goode?
Ozzy Mandis.
Ozzy Mandis, yeah.
Not weathered enough.
Yeah.
Yeah, too...
Too reedy?
Too Reed Richard-y?
Yeah, both of those things,
but kind of,
you know,
I think if we're
going to do a
veteran Batman,
he needs to be
more weathered.
Yeah,
fair enough.
I don't think
Matthew Goode
would look great
with like a,
like that stubble
you want.
That beautiful
stubble.
But I want so badly.
Oh boy.
Richard Armitage,
you know,
he's the main
dwarf in The Hobbit.
He's in Spooks, you ever seen the TV show Spooks is. He's the main dwarf in The Hobbit. He's in Spooks.
Have you ever seen the TV show Spooks?
He's like the main guy in that.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
All right.
He's all right.
He was in Robin Hood, the TV show Robin Hood, the British TV show.
Not a good show.
Max Martini.
I had to look this guy up.
Do you know who he is?
Did he invent the Martini?
He did.
So old.
Why would they even consider him? Is he a Martini mascot? He did. So old. Why would they even consider him?
Is he a martini mascot?
He is.
No, he's actually
a lounge singer.
He's a British guy
but he's the Australian dad
in Pacific Rim.
You know,
there's that Australian
father-son duo.
Yeah, yeah.
And nobody else
in the world
seems to notice
but except if you're Australian
those have got to be
the worst Australian accents.
Absolutely the worst.
I mean,
our Australian accents
are pretty... Great, sure. Yeah. Well, I mean, we don't Australian accents. They're absolutely the worst. I mean, our Australian accents are pretty...
Great, sure.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we don't have accents.
No, that's true.
It's everybody else in the world that has accents.
That's what I've been saying.
For years.
God.
God.
I've been stroothed.
Stroothed, mate.
Should we add some more Australia to this show, I think?
Definitely.
Get a dingo.
Up here.
That's what they say.
That's actually a type of pudding in Australia. Get a dingo up here That's what they say That's actually a type of pudding in Australia
Get a dingo up here
Delightful
Put a bit of eucalyptus on it
Get into it
Hats with corks on them
That's an expression we use
Yeah, okay
He's not made an impact on me though
I couldn't pick him out of a line up
So maybe he's not the best idea.
That's true.
So the benchmark here
is if you don't
recognise him
he's out.
Yep, exactly.
Now, Armie Hammer
was brought up.
Now he was cast
as Batman
in the Justice League
cancelled movie.
I remember that.
The inexplicably
named Justice League
Mortal.
Is that what it was called?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was before
he was like famous as well. Before he was in Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That was before he was, like, famous as well.
Before he was in the Facebook movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I mean, I think after he made The Lone Ranger, though, people just went, no,
no way.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
And I don't think he's even that bad in it.
That is not a good movie, but he's fine.
Uh-huh, yeah.
But Jensen Ackles.
One of the supernatural guys.
Yeah, one of the supernatural guys.
Long hair or not the other one?
Not long hair.
The other one, okay.
Yeah. He's got the voice. I think he'd make a great Green Lan Yeah. Long hair or not the other one? Not long hair. The other one. Yeah.
He's got the voice.
I think he'd make a great Green Lantern.
Has he been a Batman voice before?
He's been in an animated movie?
I think he was Red Hood in the Red Hood animated movie.
There you go.
I might be wrong.
I'm definitely right.
Yep.
This one, I can't pronounce his name, but I know exactly who he is and you know him.
Is it Chotel Ejiofor?
Jaimon Halsall?
I can't pronounce
either of those.
Doesn't matter.
Continue.
But no, not them.
Joe Mangiello?
Mangiello?
What's he look like?
He's Flash Thompson
in the Spider-Man movies.
He's in like
True Blood and stuff.
No.
You know how he
went to your mother?
No.
He's like an enormous guy.
He nearly got the role
of Superman in
Superman and Man of Steel.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Let me look him up.
You're not allowed to look him up! Okay, fine. It's the rule of the show! Fine. Interesting. Let me look him up. You're not allowed to look him up!
It's the rule of the show!
Fine.
No, you can look him up.
It's fine.
I'll do it later.
Yeah, so all those guys considered for the role.
I don't think...
Would you want to just quickly talk about Ben Affleck?
Good choice?
Bad choice?
Fine.
He's great.
I love him.
He's good in stuff.
I mean, he had a bad run at one point.
Yeah, but one point.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
A decade ago, sure. Yeah, but he's back in a no, that's what I'm saying. A decade ago, sure.
Yeah, but he's back in a big way.
He's a great director.
Yeah.
He's good in things.
He has a great beard in Argo.
He does, doesn't he?
So that stubble you want, that's...
So badly.
Oh, it's going to be great.
But I made a whole video about will Ben Affleck be a good Batman.
You can check it out on my YouTube channel, MrSanoTheSunday.
YouTube channel.
I probably won't, but yeah. Good. Other people will. It's probably great. You know what? You know my YouTube channel MrSanoTheSunday YouTube channel. I probably won't but yeah
other people will.
It's probably great.
You know what?
You don't have to watch it.
I'll break it down right now.
Basically I say that
I've completely forgotten
what I was going to say.
Ben Affleck is Batman.
Ben Affleck is Batman.
Stubble?
Stubble.
Your video.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it does.
Let us out.
Shit.
Alright. Hang on. You should have written it down. I know. I don't know what he is. I don't know what he does. Let us out. Shit. All right.
Hang on.
You should have written it down.
I know.
I write everything down so this doesn't happen to me.
I could play the video and everyone could listen to it.
Yeah, that sounds really good.
Yeah.
Basically, something like people shouldn't panic.
He's the kind of person, he doesn't have to take this role.
He would have been aware of the backlash.
Yeah.
He's obviously got an idea of what he's going to do going into it.
Well, I think of
Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad.
He was Howlin' Malcolm in the Middle
for X number of years.
He's got a lot of money.
Why would he do anything
that was terrible?
Exactly.
He really didn't have to do that.
I was reading a few other names
that got cast in Breaking Bad
the other day.
I can't remember who they were
but it was interesting.
I went, oh,
John Cusack was one of them.
The other one was Joan Cusack.
Wow, that's... Not as good.
That makes sense, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, basically, I took it back to the Robert Downey Jr. thing,
where, like, Robert Downey Jr. was dead.
Right.
Cinematically dead.
He got fired from Ally McBeal.
Yeah.
Which, I don't know if you recall that.
Took a bunch of drugs.
Yeah.
Got booed from the show.
They bought in Bon Jovi, who I think could be Batman. Not really.
I think we could all be Batman, you know?
And people also say, well, Robert Downey Jr. is a more talented actor, whatever. Ben Affleck,
I think, is a very talented actor.
Yeah, I think he is. He's got the stuff, man.
And even Daredevil, which isn't a great movie.
Yeah.
But he's not that bad in it. He's not the problem of that movie.
No.
Which we talked about in another week.
Is there anything else we want to talk about on Batman, Superman?
Batman versus Superman?
Superman versus Batman?
Oh, which debate?
Batman versus Wonder Woman versus Predator.
I don't...
I think it should be Superman versus Batman.
Because it's his sequel.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I'm on board with that.
Yep.
Cool.
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I offered you one
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in hell
I did say that
yeah
what about if I just
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over it
what things you say
so it's just me
I'm in a conversation
with myself
that'd be pretty good
spoiler alert
that's what I've actually
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wow good on you I don't know why I said spoiler alert but yeah you can check out you say. So it's just me. I'm in conversation with myself. That'd be pretty good. Spoiler alert. That's what I've actually been doing. Wow.
Good on you.
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Oh yeah.
That one.
Do that. Or the comment on the thing. There's a thing, right? There's a thing. There's apodatgmail.com, right? Oh, yeah. That one. Do that.
Or the comment on the thing.
There's a thing, right?
There's a thing.
There's a thing on the page.
Comicbookbook.com.
Do it.
Wow.
All right.
Yeah.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Next week, we're going to do this BuzzFeed style.
The 10 best butts in comics.
Spoiler alert number one.
Nightwing.
Ooh, yeah.
I don't know what we're going to do next week.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Bye.