The Weekly Planet - 324 The Invisible Man
Episode Date: March 2, 2020Help support the show at https://patreon.com/mrsundaymovies for early videos, choosing topics and more!Huge week for Invisible Men! Because we’re talking the new Dark Universe entry plus Bob Iger st...eps down as CEO of Disney, Spielberg not directing Indy 5, Plenty Of Time To Die, trailers for Candy Man and Transformers War For Cybertron, Woody Harrleson’s worst hair, Star Wars Project Luminous and the hottest of hot hot hot takes. And hey, thanks for all the people that say you read this. I didn’t believe it if I did not see it but now I see it. You’re all the best. But if you’re not reading this you can fuck right off.16 Bit Scenes: https://bit.ly/2IaUkzESuggestible Podcast: https://aca.st/cf053a0:00 The Start1:00 Bob Iger steps down7:04 Spielberg leaves Indiana Jones 517:16 So Much Time To Die It Turns Out21:46 Candyman trailer25:56 Transformers Netflix trailer29:15 Venom 2 hair30:19 Star Wars Project Luminous32:42 Falcon & Winter Soldier HOT SCOOP35:21 A Very Invisible Man (spoilers 45:25 - 56:00)56:00 What We Reading/What We Gonna Read1:01:32 Letters It’s Time For LettersJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesTWP Itunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 TWP Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanet TWP YouTube Channel ► https://goo.gl/1ZQFGH Amazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2QbmwGjT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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My name is James, also known as Mr. Sunday
With me as always is my co-host Nick Mason
Hello James, how are you?
I just love podcasts, what do you love?
Podcasts?
You took my answer, James. You took my answer.
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Can you quickly think of a second thing?
We're so in sync, James.
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That's it.
Big news of the week, Mason.
There's so much.
Indie 5, Bob Iger stepped down, trailers for Candyman.
We've got a hot scoop.
We do have a hot scoop.
We've got the hottest scoop. The hottest of a hot scoop. We've got the hottest scoop.
The hottest scoop, yeah.
We'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
And then, of course, the Invisible Man.
Time code's in the description if people do want to jump around.
But if you're here, just want Bob Iger news, you're in luck because it's now.
It's right now.
Oh, my phone just beeped.
I'm sorry.
Is that new Bob Iger news?
I mean, it's the same Bob Iger news there was between this week's episode and last week's.
Oh, but you got a notification about it.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, it just said.
That was a reminder.
It just said, believe in yourself.
Keep talking about Bob Iger.
We should probably remind people who Bob Iger is.
Oh, sure.
Go on.
I don't really know who he is.
The head of Disney?
What's his deal?
Okay, so what you really meant was me remind you who Bob Iger is.
Also, what we're doing here is
we're putting to we're putting to bed the fun riff that was fun for the first episode where
bob iger is my dad and i've continued to go along with this even though i'm still not 100 sure who
he is but he's that he was the head of disney that's right yeah exactly okay it was announced
on tuesday let's not put the bob iger memes down just yet because he's still going to be around for a bit.
It was announced that he's stepping down as Disney CEO
and he's succeeded by Bob Chapek.
Effective immediately, Bob Iger, your dad, Mason.
Oh, yeah, I get it.
Will remain on at Disney as executive chairman through 2021.
It sounds a little bit like it's just going to be Bob Iger
with a moustache on.
Sure.
This is Bob chap egg.
I mean,
he's just looking at things in the room.
It was a man with a bowler hat,
a plate of eggs.
Yeah.
So the idea was behind,
like he's been,
his contract got extended to do with the Fox Disney merger.
Okay.
So the idea is that if they,
if they got to do this swift transition,
then it's done.
There's no like, I'm going to be stepping down in a year
and things will be winding down.
It's like, it's done.
It's locked in.
He's going to be around to kind of help for a little bit,
but he's not in charge anymore.
What are the ramifications for us, two idiots,
who just watch Disney movies and Marvel stuff?
Oh, then why are we talking about this?
Because it's big news, Mason!
It's big old news.
Do you think somebody like Bob Iger, it was like this kind of, you know, this dream period
where he just made tons of money, you know, with this company and nobody bothered him
and nobody knew who he was.
Yeah.
And now everyone's talking about it.
Now it is.
Bob Iger's stepping down.
What's Bob Iger going to do?
Is he going to fire Kathleen Kennedy?
Right.
I mean, no, he can't because he's not the head anymore.
Hey, Bob Iger, you're going to bring back Iron Man
for the new phase of the Marvel Universe?
I don't know who that is, he would say.
I'm just looking at charts, man.
I don't know.
These are all completely divorced from reality.
I don't know.
I'm just doing what the shareholders are telling me to do.
Who's Iron Man?
Is that the man who does my shirts?
Because I don't know.
So the guy that's taking him over came from Disney Parks.
He's been doing it for 30 years.
He's making a lot of money.
He came from the Parks Department.
Yeah, but he's been there for ages.
He's done a bunch of stuff.
I know I'm not a big Parks guy,
mostly because we don't live anywhere near that shit.
That's true.
But I know some people don't like some of the cost-cutting
that he's been doing.
I just want to quickly talk about the legacy of Bob Iger.
Much bigger legacy than your legacy, just want to clarify.
Wow.
Yes, I should say, yeah.
So this is the new comic book from Marvel, The Legacy of Bob Iger.
That's right.
I don't know what I'm...
It's just graphs and numbers to me.
I don't know.
I'm on a boardroom meeting.
I'm just saying, Obi-Wan series.
I don't know what that is.
Now I'm being pushed out of a plane without a parachute.
There's terrorists shooting at me.
I was not prepared for this.
And really his legacy is like purchasing massive things
that are really successful
because he bought Marvel for $4 billion in 2009.
He bought Lucasfilm for $4 billion billion in 2012 both of which are massive
successes what's his secret money oh yeah using money to buy things i guess it's not his money
either no that's right it's not his money i mean i know people talk about how like his star wars
what it used to be and etc or whatever but it's sometimes sometimes but it is again as just pure
numbers it has more than made its money back.
Right, and that's all he sees is numbers.
Yeah, that's right.
And the terrorists chasing him.
Those two things.
You see those now, isn't he?
Once you see some terrorists shooting at you,
you can't unsee them.
You see them everywhere.
That's right.
Also, he purchased Fox.
Obviously, that came up recently,
which is like we'll kind of see what kind of happens
from there in the future.
But that's a big deal, obviously.
He also implemented Disney Plus.
All of these things kind of happened under him.
So, like, he's had this incredible run, it turns out.
So, you know, who knows what's next.
And how much can be credited to him and how much can be credited
to the fact that he's working for a multibillion-dollar company
that just steamrolls everything.
He just happens to be there while it's happening.
Who's to say?
Who is to say?
I'm not in much contact with him, so I don't know.
Are you saying anybody could drive that steamroller?
Yeah, give it to me.
All right, you can do it.
I don't mind.
So people also...
I'll be Bob Chapek.
I'll put a mustache over my regular mustache.
I don't care.
So there is a...
As there often is when there's new management in a corporation.
Anywhere. I've seen it in schools. I'm sure you've seen it at your work.
Those are our two frames of reference, right?
Yep.
Where it often leads to people either leaving or quitting or so there could be,
people are talking about, does that mean Kathleen Kennedy is going to go?
Does it mean Kevin Feige is going to move somewhere or go?
Maybe.
Sure.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's any kind of change also these people have
all been in these roles for like a decade plus so you know exactly if kevin feige is like you know
what i don't want to do this anymore i i this was quite stressful yeah you know taking this franchise
from nothing to multi-billion dollars yeah i would like and i'm rich i'm rich now i would like to
yeah yeah yeah i'd like to see him do Star Wars.
Just take over Star Wars the way he does the MCU.
Or just stay at the MCU.
Just make good stuff there.
I don't care.
Just make some stuff that I can see.
That's what's important.
But he also did the, of course, the Disney renaissance again in terms of animation.
3D stuff was under him.
So he looked at Bolt and he went, Bolt's not the future.
John Travolta talking. I've talked about this before.
The future is Tangled slash Frozen slash Moana slash Frozen 2.
Pixar, Disney, which he didn't purchase.
It doesn't matter.
It's not about that.
What it is about, though, is Indiana Jones 5 now.
That's what we're talking about.
Variety is reporting.
So you can probably take this to the bank.
At this point, things can change, though, that Spielberg is stepping down.
It's said that he'll remain as a hands-on producer of Indy 5
and according to a source close to the filmmaker,
the decision to leave the director's chair was entirely Spielberg's
in deciding to pass Indy's whip along to a new generation
to bring their perspective to the story.
Do you think that's true or do you think he just doesn't want to do it?
Yeah, I think that's probably close to the truth.
Because I don't feel like he wanted to do the last one.
No.
Do you remember he was like,
I don't want to do aliens.
And George was like,
extra dimensional beings.
And he's like,
yeah, okay, fine.
Technically, that's not what I said.
So, yeah.
They're aliens really, aren't they?
They're absolutely aliens.
Yeah.
So, do you know,
so the name that came up though though, to take over was...
Is it someone we know?
James Mangold.
Oh, Mr. Logan.
That's right.
That's what I call it.
That's Mr. Logan.
4V for 310 to Yuma.
Yeah, okay.
I think this...
Look, I like Spielberg.
I like three of his Indiana Jones movies at the very least.
Sure.
And he only made three.
Yeah, that's right.
And obviously...
Only three exist.
Him and Lucas made those movies together.
But I think this is better.
Because, I mean, just naming those movies there,
you've got like period drama, Western situation.
You've got kind of old school action, which is really good.
You've got Logan, which has some good drama good drama within a superhero franchise understanding the
legacy of exactly yeah and then you've got again men standing by the side of a track with a stop
watch going clickety click it's not a bad movie though we're gonna add some weight to the back
has your dad seen that movie yet maybe i'm sure he's seen i'm sure he's seen a clipboard with
with an executive summary on it sure i mean your actual dad i don't My actual dad. I don't think so, no. Really?
I don't think he's a race car movie guy.
It's hard to pin down what my dad likes.
Sure.
I'll ask him.
Okay.
I never say him.
No.
Why would you?
He doesn't even live in Melbourne anymore.
Oh, yeah, he doesn't.
He moved, didn't he?
How am I going to see him then?
I don't know.
I forgot he moved.
Yeah.
The other thing is Harrison Ford is doing the rounds for
I'm Hanging Out With This Dog, the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah. Please, I'm Hanging Out With This Dog, the movie.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Please, I'm hanging out with this dog man.
Yes, that's right.
I'm hanging out with ping pong ball man wandering around on his knees.
It's not weird.
No, presumably they'll fix this in post.
Yes, one would hope so.
Do we have any Doolittle news?
Do we know what, is there any updates on Doolittle?
I mean, it did incredibly badly.
It cost a lot of money. i think it's still that's because i just ended up on uh i don't
i ended up on robert danny jr's instagram page and there's still a lot of like do little promo
stuff yeah so i guess he's still doing the world ride rounds on that i think he's still proud of it
i think because he put a lot into it right he's looking for that next big hit but uh i'm fascinated
i'm sure i'm sure i reckon there's
obviously obligation to that stuff though it's probably like you need a minimum of 30 posts so
maybe that's why he's or maybe i'm just i'm sure we've talked about this before but i'm fascinated
by a trajectory of a man who has probably a hundred million dollars in the bank right now
yeah he's buying windmill houses yep and he went, came off a 10-year franchise
and went,
I'm going to do Doolittle.
Well,
he did the Joe Rogan podcast recently
and I watched the whole thing.
So that can give you some insight
into what he was thinking.
And you're a libertarian now.
That's exactly what happened.
Yeah.
I'm just,
I'm eating raw elk.
Smoking DMT or whatever.
Smoking DMT.
I'm asking people about their process
in addition to whether they've done DMT.
Anyway, what did he have what did
what a proper 10 it was kind i mean it's a lot of actor kind of like it's the journey and fucking
but also he's he's still in promo mode yeah so we won't know the real reason why he did it for
10 years probably like based off that yeah it seems like he's it seems like he wanted to it's
something he wanted to do i guess he put a lot of thought into it, it would seem. I guess maybe, because he's of the age where when he was a kid,
maybe there would have been a Doctor Doodle movie.
There was, yeah.
But that wasn't a hit either, though.
That's a weird thing.
Maybe he just wants to, maybe it's just something he likes,
and he's like, I could do a fun spin on that,
and kids could like it as well.
Maybe that's it.
They don't.
Or maybe he just wants, maybe he's like,
there won't be as much adulation if I'm not Iron Man anymore.
I'm going to get in with the kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get back in.
New franchise.
Yeah, that's right.
We weren't talking about.
No.
We were talking about Harrison Ford, though.
Harrison Ford, there we go.
He said about Indiana Jones.
He said, this is before this happened.
First he said, who's Indiana Jones again?
No, this is the one he knows and likes.
Okay, right.
For some reason.
Okay.
Even though he, obviously we talked about this before.
Han Solo, it's the same character. Yes, right. For some reason, even though he... Obviously, we've talked about this before. Han Solo, it's the same character.
Yes, right.
For some reason, he likes this one much more.
I think it's because he understands the universe
because it's just...
It's Earth, right?
Yeah.
Maybe the slacks are not as tight.
That might be it.
Right?
Yeah.
Big old space boots.
You've got to wear them in, don't you?
Yeah, you do, yeah.
I don't really want to give them what they want to see.
I want to give them something they didn't anticipate.
They are used to a degree of disappointment when you revisit.
Certainly the Marvel fans.
Who's he talking about?
Okay.
Certainly the Marvel fans.
Not his kids, are they?
No.
They're used to the disappointment that I bring them.
Because he's a slacker stoner dad.
You know what he's like, basically.
We give a lot of stick to Harrison Ford on this show.
I like him a lot.
Me too.
And I think the reason... We do call him Grumpy Old Gramps Harrison Ford. He's nearly 80. It's exactly what he's like, basically. We give a lot of stick to Harrison Ford on this show. I like him a lot. Me too. And I think the reason...
We do call him Grumpy Old Gramps Harrison Ford.
He's nearly 80.
It's exactly what he is.
Exactly.
But it's also largely due to the fact that people keep railroading him with dumb Star Wars questions
when he's trying to talk about anything else.
Or nothing.
Right?
Yes.
He likes being an actor.
Yeah.
But nobody ever asks him about being an actor.
They just ask him about trash compactors.
Yeah, exactly.
What's your favourite Star Wars line?
I don't know, man.
The fucking...
Jesus Christ.
You mean that movie I did like 45 years ago?
I think maybe that's why he has the earring.
He just tugs on it so his agent or his handler or whatever knows to end the interview.
Or he would just make it bleed.
So I was like, sorry, it's bleeding out's bleeding out yeah um this is interesting though he said the marvel movies have made a
spectacular example of success uh the work the other way around they killed it well we're not
just going to make another indiana jones unless we are we are in a position to kill it we want
it to be the best and of course people say that like obviously we want to honor their legacy
we've heard all this before sure but the fact that he even knows anything about the Marvel movies is fascinating to me.
Right?
And I don't think it's a line that he's fed.
I think he just must be it.
Yeah.
They feed him.
Just say the I know line.
When people ask you, just whatever it is, just say that.
Just say you were tired on the day, so you asked if you could shoot the guy.
Just say the story
about how you were
going to shit your pants
because you were sick
and you didn't want
to do a big fight scene
which is maybe the story.
Who knows at this point.
I find those
Harrison Ford interviews
they're so stressful
because he's just
on the edge
the entire time
and he never snaps
but I just feel like
he's going to
at some point.
Well that's the thing
because if he snapped
at the end of every interview
I would feel less stressed because I'd be like well he's going to snap so you know. When is it going to at some point. Well, that's the thing. Because if he snapped at the end of every interview, I would feel less stressed because I'd be like,
well, he's going to snap, so, you know.
When is it going to be?
Three minutes in?
Exactly.
So at least the tension between interviews is dissipated.
But the fact that he hasn't snapped in many decades
of being asked these questions means that it's going
to happen at some point, right?
Oh, I love it.
Steam's going to come out of his ears.
It really is, yeah.
I mean, because he's older than both of our dads, not combined.
My dad's in his 70s.
Your dad maybe in his 70s or close to?
He's 60-something.
Great.
Excellent.
You're welcome.
But I think it's...
He's 68, I think.
But like taking either of those men and putting them on a press junket
and being like
tell me about a thing
you did 40 years ago
I just can't even imagine
sure
how they would handle that
anyway
so
they're gonna make it
with James Mangold
potentially
and I like
I think if you ask my dad
Mr Mason
they wouldn't call him dad
presumably
if they were like
can you elaborate
on the modifications
you made to the Maroondah Dam
I think he'd be bang up
for telling that story that's a good point actually because it's no one's asking
about that exactly right but you're not getting that question every day for the rest yes exactly
anyway and do you think it's a better move with spielberg i think so yeah yeah without spielberg
if he doesn't want to do it because if he wanted to do it he would have done it by now as well
it's been 12 years since the last one yeah it's been 12 years. And the fact that he is, you know, according to him
or according to his people, he's staying on in a producer role,
that is a good way of...
Coming on set and getting a photo.
Coming on set and getting a photo, exactly.
Well, that's the thing.
You get Spielberg, you get Mangold together, shaking hands.
They're looking at a monitor.
Over a script of the movie,
and they're shaking hands over the monitor. Then all the doubters and all the haters out there will at least give over a script of the movie and they're shaking hands over the monitor
then all the doubters
and all the haters
out there
will at least
give this a chance
like they may or may
don't enjoy it
but they won't
immediately go and
downvote the trailer
as soon as it comes out
because it's not Spielberg
and it's not Lucas
so it can't be good
you know honestly
what's the last Spielberg movie
you really enjoyed
I don't remember
Minority Report for me maybe
and he's been making
decent stuff since
but he doesn't make movies like this really anymore I'm going to look it up because that's the thing really enjoyed. I don't remember. Minority Report for me, maybe? And he's been making decent stuff since. Sure, yeah.
But he doesn't make movies
like this really anymore.
I'm going to look it up.
Because that's the thing.
I feel like...
I mean, he's obviously
one of the best
and he still makes great movies.
Right.
That's about Bridges
with Tom Hanks or whatever.
Right.
Oh, Bridge of Spies.
Yeah.
I didn't finish Bridge of Spies.
I didn't see the BFG.
His net worth is $3.6 billion.
Is that all?
Yeah, right.
Okay, I'm going to go back.
I'm ready.
So West Side Story is this year.
Did you like Ready Player One?
No, but I liked it more than I thought I would.
Same.
The Post?
Oh, didn't see the newspaper one.
The BFG?
Didn't see it, but I liked the book when I was a child.
Me too.
Apparently it's a nightmare to look at.
Well, that's what Claire told me.
Bridge of Spies, we mentioned.
Yep.
Lincoln?
No. In 2011, he did Super 8, me. Bridge of Spies, we mentioned. Yep. Lincoln. No.
In 2011, he did Super 8, The Adventures of Tintin and War Horse.
No, sorry, he didn't do Super 8.
Sorry, he was a producer on that.
So he did Adventures of Tintin and War Horse.
And then it was Indiana Jones.
And then it was Munich, which I haven't seen, which apparently is good.
I like Munich.
Munich's good.
And that was also the same year as War of the Worlds.
But then in 2000, so in 2004 was The Terminal.
And then in 2002 was minority report
catch me if you can both of which i think are terrific yeah i watched catch me if you can
recently that's an excellent movie i gotta watch ai again i feel like i'd probably enjoy it uh
i don't remember hating it at the time you mean you know ai that he did took over the
stanley kubrick oh yeah boy movie yeah cool man cool man good for you steven spielberg yeah you've
done really carving out a niche there.
I know, right?
I say big things in your future.
So, Mason.
Yes.
Did you know it turns out that there's more than enough time to die?
If anything, there's too much.
Too much time to die.
If you'll excuse me, I'll just be over here having a time to die.
At my own leisure.
That's right.
It's going to be 164 minutes.
Is that something like that? Yeah, two hours and 43 minutes yeah lord yeah so longest bond film ever uh reportedly to some
movie sites that went up on um i think that's but will it feel as long as on her majesty's
secret service no boom i got that movie from decades ago have i seen it it's the one with
george leisenby I haven't seen it.
It's the roughly colour one.
That never happened to the other guy.
That's what he said in that movie, didn't he?
That's right, yeah.
That's great.
And it's good stuff.
It's so long.
Yeah.
And if this, look, on the one hand,
if this is going to be Daniel Craig's last outing,
as he continually says it's going to be,
all right, I'd rather more Daniel Craig Bond than less.
But at the same time,
I wouldn't mind a brisk 90-minute outing of this.
Sure.
Quantum's pretty brisk, isn't it?
Is this trend for longer movies just filming everything
and not cutting anything out, whereas in the past
they would film three hours and then cut a lot of stuff for time?
I think it depends where you're at in the franchise
because I think something like Endgame you can justify it being that long. Yeah. Because it this is the end of a franchise and i think you'd look at this one the same way
but if they were like it's the first movie in the whatever franchise and it's like 12 43 it's like
you've extended yourself here right where nobody wants this for this long yeah or understands it
yeah so that that's what i think i think in established franchises towards the end yeah
that would make sense i hope it's 40 minutes of him spinning the Aston Martin in a circle,
firing the miniguns.
And with the James Bond theme on a real rough loop.
So just...
Like that.
Just 40 minutes.
Someone would have mocked that up, I'd imagine.
And just bad. You see the same guys getting machine gunned every minute.
It's going to be great.
He's shifted gears the whole time.
Oh, my God.
It'd be so good.
I'd love that.
So there you go.
There's plenty of time to die.
So much time, gosh.
Thank goodness.
Yep.
I don't know.
I mean, if it's good, if it's not, it doesn't matter to me.
It's always interesting, though, to me that a studio would do this
because it means literally less sessions.
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah, that's true.
So they normally do it for a reason.
Yeah, yeah.
Whether or not that's correct.
Do you think part of this will be setting up another 007,
whether it be the replacement 007?
I don't know.
Or another character from this? Yeah, I don't know. Or another character from this.
Yeah, I don't know.
What do you think?
It wouldn't surprise me,
but I also kind of want a fresh start completely.
Yeah, I feel like,
I also feel like this franchise is,
no pun intended,
on thin ice in the sense that people could very easily
just leave it in droves if the next one isn't to their liking, I guess.
This isn't a Marvel movie where it's like,
this is going to make a billion dollars for sure.
I think there is something in the hype of the new James Bond
and the new series and whatever.
And I think by just going, it's a spin-off character.
Unless you really nail it, there's going to be a tepid response to that.
Look what happened at the end of Die Another Day when they're like there's going to be a tepid response to that. Right, right, right.
I mean, look what happened at the end of Die Another Day
when they're like, well, now Halle Berry's getting her own movie.
And people are like, that was the worst movie ever made.
And don't.
If you could, just don't.
So, but I've said this before, but I would love it
if they took it back to the 60s, they recast,
and they went, we're doing period, Bond.
Yeah.
Because then you don't have to work in smartphones and gadgets
and nano viruses and explain away hacking into a phone
through a satellite into a camera and whatever.
I don't need it.
You don't need it necessarily.
He's just looking at a piece of microfilm that he got out of a shoe.
Back to basics.
That's right.
You know?
Something prints off a little strip of Morse code.
He has to read it.
Don't you love those old-timely gadgets?
Yes.
But you do weird modern versions.
He's got a throwing knife under his hat.
Would he?
Which in itself is a throwing knife.
Sometimes he does wear a hat, doesn't he?
Yeah.
He has?
In the gun barrel sequence.
But that's not even him, is it?
Connery Bond.
No, he's wearing a hat, yeah.
But it's also not Sean Connery.
It's like a different actor.
No, it's Yat-Sung Brando, yeah.
Weird.
Here we go, Mason.
It's Trailers Ahoy.
Candyman.
I've never seen a Candyman movie.
It's one of those things that I've seen VHS.
We talked about this recently in something. Oh, we've recorded something for... Okay, but it wasn't a Candyman movie. It's one of those things that I've seen VHS. We talked about this recently in something.
Oh, we've recorded something for...
Okay, but it wasn't a Candyman VHS.
It was a different VHS.
It was the Westworld VHS cover.
I used to stand in the horror section as a kid.
Also, we should keep in mind the number of times we say Candyman.
In case?
In case the Candyman shows up.
You have to be looking in the mirror.
Bearing in mind we are constantly looking in the mirror
because of our incredible vanity. We require one on each side of the i'm not looking anywhere else what else do i
want to look at in this boring ass room does it count if i'm looking at my phone and it's putting
a series of funny filters over my face i don't think that counts i think it has to be a literal
mirror i think you've got any digitizement in there but then again candy man will maybe
kind of deal with that be like it still counts if you're looking at your phone yeah it still counts
black mirror you know but then when when i'm debating it with the murderous candy man maybe kind of deal with that. Be like, it still counts if you're looking at your phone. Yeah. It still counts.
Black mirror,
you know?
But then when,
when I'm debating it with the murderous candy man,
I can.
You'd be like,
get him on a technicality.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm like,
let me just Google this.
And he's like,
oh,
fine.
And then I'll run.
Yeah.
That's right.
What's he going to do?
Anyway,
this is.
I'll take his sack of bees or whatever he carries with him.
Yeah.
What's his deal?
That's the point.
You were saying,
you've always seen the VHS cover.
When Candyman came out, the original, it was on a lot of comic book,
like it was on a lot of ad pages.
So I remember looking at it and going, bees and meat hooks,
what's this guy's deal?
But, of course, there was no Google to look it up then.
So I don't know what the deal is with that movie.
This is the original one.
We all know everybody's heard this as well.
Intrigued by local legends, Helen investigates...
Helen?
Hey, Helen.
Helen Mirren?
No.
My friend Helen?
Yeah, your friend Helen.
Oh, cool, cool, cool.
Myths and superstitions surrounding the one-armed candy man.
However, she confronts her worst nightmare when a series of murders take place or whatever.
So that doesn't help at all.
Doesn't help.
Is he magic?
I assume he's an urban legend come true or something, right?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, there's a summary.
I've got the summary.
I could read you the entire.
No, let's.
I'm going to Google powers of the candy man.
Well, he can make the sunrise and he can sprinkle it with dew.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty good.
Something, something, something.
The candy man can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't believe they didn't use that song, a weird slowed down version in the trailer.
Right?
They used a Beyonce song.
I think that shows incredible restraint.
Was it Beyonce or was it Destiny's Child?
Oh, maybe it was.
It might have been Destiny's Child.
You're probably right.
Okay, powers and skills.
This is from the Villains Wiki.
This is from the Villains Wiki.
So villains.fandom.com.
Gotcha.
Powers and skills include immortality,
intelligence.
We've got that, allegedly. got that allegedly regeneration superhuman strength summoning swarms of bees teleportation flight and levitation
invisibility hobby killing people hobby says hobby i think it's a job goals avenges death
keep the stories and rumors of his legend going through killing. Okay. So it's like a Freddy Krueger kind of back from revenge.
Yeah, type of villain, vengeful, damned soul.
So it looks like maybe the lead in the new one is maybe a descendant of.
Right.
It seems to be kind of he's drawn into this world and it's like,
you're the new Candyman.
He's like, I don't want to be a Candyman.
I've got kids or whatever.
Sure.
I've got a job and my hobby isn't killing people.
Well, you've got to carry on the family
business son. Take this sack of bees
and get in that mirror.
Dad
you suck.
You look in the mirror and you can see he's on the
girder with a lunch pail
in a sandwich. He's got a sack of bees
next to him. He hates Mondays.
The movie starts with him.
He punches his card in the punch card to clock in
and then there's this swarm of bees
all take out their own punch card and punch it
in a smaller punch card thing.
I love that.
Anyway, it seems to be like,
well, according to the villain's powers that you read,
maybe his powers were kind of waning
and he's kind of gathering his strength to be a new Candyman.
Right.
The original Candyman is back, so it's all happening.
Anyway, I didn't mind the trailer.
Yeah, it looked pretty good.
So for something I'm not interested in at all,
I'm slightly interested in it.
And we've got the main character is obviously Cal from Watchmen.
Yeah, absolutely.
So that's cool.
That's cool.
Liked his performance.
Liked him a lot, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to do another trailer?
It's a Netflix trailer.
Yes.
Transformers War for Cybertron.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
It looks a lot like those video games which were...
Exactly.
I felt with this trailer, my excitement ebbed and flowed.
I was like, oh, they look...
Like a swarm of bees.
I was like, oh, those Transformers look really good.
That's good for animation Transformers look really good that looks
that's good for animation
that's really good
and then I'm like
oh it's based on the
the video game
that's pretty good
and I'm like
did it actually say that
no it doesn't say it
okay
and I'm like
but all the character models
are exactly the same
like
yeah right
which I didn't
I didn't find them
hugely inspiring
some are better than others
like Optimus Prime
just turns into a
truck
a slightly different truck that's what he does Mason yeah I know that's what he does Some are better than others. Like Optimus Prime just turns into a truck,
a slightly different truck.
That's what he does, Mason. Yeah, I know that's what he does.
But I wanted a cooler truck or a hover truck.
Yeah.
You know?
You can kind of do a hover kind of drift in those games.
Do you play them both?
I played one of them.
The High Moon games are really good.
Was there one where you turned into Metroplex?
Yeah, that was two.
That was two.
Okay, right.
I think, yeah.
But it might have been one. Your Rex stuff was pretty good. Rex-roplex? Yeah, that was two. That was two, okay, right. I think, yeah. But it might have been one.
Your Rex stuff was pretty good.
Rexroplex.
Does that work?
No, no, no, no.
But good for trying.
I'll let it at that.
Yeah, it was in...
I had Metroplex as a kid.
Yeah, we know.
It's unbelievable to me
that I would have had that toy, though.
It doesn't make any sense
because it must have been expensive, right?
When I got it,
I'm pretty sure it wasn't in a package.
So I think it must have been found somewhere. And And when I got it, I'm pretty sure it wasn't in a package. So I think it must have been found somewhere.
And it was made of cardboard.
It was, yeah.
Almost as if somebody had cut out the Metroplex
from an actual Metroplex box.
Like on the cardboard box and just given you that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, there seems to be some characters in there.
Arcee's in there.
That's good.
That's a positive.
I like that.
Ultra Magnus is in it.
That's good.
My son would love this if I let him watch it.
He would lose his mind.
You think it's too mature?
We can't really tell yet.
Because they look like they're shooting each other and killing each other.
Yeah, that's true.
I think it's a bit early for that.
But one day I'll let him watch this crap show.
We're watching Rescue Bots, mate.
It is about rescuing people.
Like this cat stuck in this tree.
Which rescue bot can get them?
And I'm like, any of them.
It doesn't matter.
They're all 35 feet tall, so anybody can do it.
It's got a killer theme song, though.
Really?
It's banging, mate.
Oh, that's exciting.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
Rescue Bots.
Go to the rescue.
Give it to me.
Here I am.
It's in me.
Rescue Bots.
Go to the rescue. Rescue Bots. So my side also does it go to transformers rescue bots?
No, no, that's just a chip and dial thing. Okay. I mean, the different words, to Transformers, rescue bots. No, no, that's way better. Because that's just a Chippendale theme.
Okay.
I mean, the different words, obviously.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
Yeah.
Because there's other Transformers shows on Netflix.
Yeah, Transformers Prime, I think is on there.
Yeah, there's a bunch of them.
There's one where, like, Bumblebee's a cop or something and whatever.
Wow.
Transformers Prime has The Rock in it in, like, the first episode.
Then he's murdered by Starscream.
The Rock as a Transformer?
Yes, The Rock as a Transformer.
Just The Rock, the actor.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. And my son's always like, The Rock as a Transformer. Just The Rock, the actor. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
And my son's always like, that one? And I'm like,
I wish.
No. Not the one where
The Rock gets murdered as a Transformer.
Yeah. Anyway, we should move on, Mason.
Look, it's pretty good. I'll give, I mean, you know,
and one of the issues I think with a lot
of these Transformers series, apart from
all the ones you mentioned, I find
first run transformer
stuff kind of hard to find on the internet a lot of the time so it'll be good that it'll all be on
netflix and i can just straight on bang yes woody harrison he's got a new way a new do yeah he does
looks bad yeah is it worse the whole thing looks bad this is for venom too not for real life yes yes is it worse than the weird like ronald
mcdonald fright week yes ah it's tough to say i think it's better but it's not good i yeah
it's certainly not yeah it looks more realistic i guess than the other one like it looks like it
could actually be closer to his real hair than woody halston's real hair than the Sideshow Bob fucking had a big bone
through it
I think
from memory
yeah
anyway we're talking
about set photos
from Venom 2
yeah
I mean
I think they should
have just buzz cut him
right
yeah
short hair
short red hair
anyway
I don't have anything
else to say about that
other than
you had another shot
you did this
I mean he's a cartoon villain.
Whatever, man. Sorry, comic book
villain. And I know he's a murderer. Let's not
Mason. Did you hear
about the big Star Wars news?
Before we do the hot scoop? Oh, I did, yes. I did hear
the High Republic.
Project Luminous. They've got a bunch of authors
from comics and books, including
Kevin Scott, Claudia Gray, Charles Soule,
Daniel Jose Alda, and Justina Island.
And the idea is that it's set 200 years
before the Phantom Menace, the High Republic era.
So this is after the Old Republic,
because the Old Republic was like thousands of years ago.
Which they haven't touched yet in the new continuity.
I think they're going to work their way back.
Yeah, probably.
And it's going to be a series of novels and comic books
dealing with a new threat,
and they're like space vikings or whatever,
and they're like,
there's too much bad stuff going on in Star Wars at the moment.
Yeah, right.
Let's sort it out.
Sure.
And the Jedi are kind of in their prime.
And presumably Yoda will have to be in it.
Yeah.
But for the moment, it's no TV shows, no movies.
It's a purely literary endeavor.
Wasn't there some suggestion that it might have been video games as well?
Yeah, potentially. We don't know. Literary endeavor. Wasn't there some suggestion that it might have been video games as well? Yeah, potentially.
We don't know.
There is stuff.
There was also something cancelled a week or two weeks ago.
Another thing that the PA cancelled.
But, I mean, also, I mean, the primary news is there is a piece of, like,
concept art and these yellow lightsabers in it.
So, obviously, that's something.
That's real, isn't it?
Yeah.
I mean, they also have one in the last movie.
Well, I mean, yeah, but once that's canon again in Rise of Skywalker,
now they can put it in anything.
Oh, speaking of lightsabers, Rise of Skywalker,
John Stratman, incredible animator.
16 bit scenes, yeah.
And Kenny Mack, who does the music.
There's a new one that should be up by now.
It's on the Velveteen fight from that movie.
I don't love that movie, but they have done an incredible job.
There's some stuff in there.
There's a bit where Ben Solo like tumbles down the –
and he does like a 16-bit kind of spin,
and it just kind of melted my brain.
And the bit when Palpatine gets like dissolved at the end,
it's like this 16-bit kind of flesh tearing off.
It's just incredible.
Okay, that's really good.
So, I mean, it's a bit of self-promom, Mason, but who would I be?
What kind of YouTuber would I be
if I wasn't like,
hit us up in the description, dogs.
That's right.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, like and subscribe.
Dogs.
Dogs.
Yeah.
Nice, good stuff.
Anyway, are you going to read anything
in this Project Illuminis?
I can see you delving into a comic potential.
Yeah, yeah.
That's probably what I'll do.
I'll start with a comic
and if it really grabs me, I'll check out a book maybe. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably what I'll do. I'll start with a comic, and if it really grabs me,
I'll check out a book maybe.
Yeah.
Because it feels very Shadows-esque, Shadows of the Empire-esque as well.
Yeah, like a new project.
Yeah, so I think that's really interesting.
Anyway, Mason, you got the hottest of scoops.
Are we talking about the hottest of scoops, though?
Maybe not the main thing.
Do you want to talk about the other things?
Let me check.
Let me check.
Because there's some other things in that scoop that
you got. Oh, I see. Because we received a scoop this week
which I feel
would be
a... It's a massive
spoiler if it's real. Yeah. It's a massive
spoiler for the TV show
Falcon and Winter Soldier.
And we debated
we are confident it is real
but we feel like we shouldn't mention it.
Yes.
Because we feel bad, specifically you feel bad,
for ruining the Matt Damon cameo from Thor.
I don't feel that bad.
About a year in advance.
But let's just say, to be clear, we do have a big scoop.
So when this TV series comes out and people are like, whoa,
just be clear
we knew in advance because we were trying to think of a way to prove that we know this right but
there's no way we could no the only thing we could have done is we discussed is we write it on a
piece of paper we put it in an envelope and then we put it in front of a continuously operating
webcam until falcon and winter soldier comes out and then once
the the bigger the reveals or whatever it is happens yeah we take it out of the envelope
and go see told you and if i'd be so dumb that i'd probably put the envelope off screen before i
ever do it uh-huh and people wouldn't believe us but there's other i think there's some minor stuff
you can talk about we can't tell you how we got this but but look, we will. Here's a minor reveal.
Batroc the Leaper will be back.
Love it.
Was he kicked off a boat in the last movie? I think he was tied up.
Right.
Anyway, he's back.
There were people kicked off a boat, but not him specifically.
That's correct, yes.
Also, apparently Anthony Mackie's always late to set.
He's goofing off.
What is he doing?
Well, he's probably...
He'll be doing Altered Carbon 2.
Exactly.
He's probably reading the script for Altered Carbon Season 3
and he's like, oh, jeez, I've got another TV show to do.
Now that I think about it,
there's really not a lot of information there without the main thing.
That's what I'm talking about.
See, that's what I'm saying.
That's a pretty good get, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's not nothing.
That's not nothing, exactly.
Yeah.
And the other thing,
we feared that this was a fake leak
that would somehow get back to the person who leaked it
and they would get fired.
We also debated the ethics behind that.
But I think, also it might be fake,
but I think it's a good thing and people will be happy
if it's a real thing.
Yes.
Yeah.
And that's the end of that, isn't it?
Everybody gets sent $100.
If you finish watching Falcon and Winter Soldier,
they send you $100.
It's the Andrew Yang Disney Plus.
That's right.
Winning combination.
That's right, yeah.
There we go.
FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship
between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies
on the road from Istanbul to Paris
and London.
One woman has a secret.
The other, a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+.
Mason?
Yes?
There's invisible men about.
Well, at least one.
I can't see any James
Oh no that means he's here
Or not
He might also not be here
That's part of his charm isn't it
Yeah
That's what I call it
His charm
Yes
Do you want to talk box office
Yes
Opening weekend of
About 27 million dollars
Maybe a bit under
Maybe a bit over
In the US alone
Which is a big return
Because this cost 7 million to make.
Yeah, right.
Super low budget, which I didn't really think about until after
and then went, oh, yeah, that's pretty super low budget
because they do a really good job.
We'll even help you direct this.
We also did last one.
Upgrade.
Upgrade.
Also, I feel did a really good job of taking the bare minimum
and making it look much bigger and more intricate than it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder what the secret to that is.
I guess just pre-planning.
Yeah, think about it.
Just think about it for a minute.
Just think about it for a second.
Also, put an invisible man in it
so you don't have to show anything for the majority of the film.
If there even is an invisible man,
because of spoilers, obviously,
we're going to do a little bit.
There's things that we can't really talk about,
including about whether the invisible man is real.
If they are real, how does that even happen?
Is it all a dream, et cetera?
I feel like if you want to see the Invisible Man, you can't.
He's invisible.
But if you want to see the movie The Invisible Man,
don't listen to this in advance.
And probably if you've managed to avoid the trailer,
don't watch the trailer either.
I only watched it once,
and I'm really glad that I'd never watched anything else
because there was a lot of stuff in here that I'd forgotten from the trailers
that I was really surprised by.
Yeah, same.
And I thought this was great.
Me too, yeah.
I thought it was really good.
And I'd just love to know what you think the story was, obviously.
Oh, no.
I was going to say I hope that this becomes very successful
just because I want to see more mid-budget movies
where they think about it, as you mentioned before.
Like if you have $150 million, you don't have to think about it
and then your movie's bad because you didn't think about it.
You're like, just throw more money at it, more great screens.
Well, CJ, we'll fix it in post.
We'll fix it in post.
They couldn't have fixed this in post.
I mean, they probably could fix some of it in post.
I mean, they had a limited budget though.
Well, exactly.
Because they thought about it.
Nobody would have given them any more money.
So this is Blumhouse.
Yes.
Right, right, right.
Anyway, the story is, okay, so Lizzie Moss is a lady.
Yeah.
And she's in a terrible relationship with a terrible man.
So she says.
I'm just looking at both sides, Mason.
No, don't do that.
People accuse this podcast of PC gone mad.
Oh, yes.
No, you're right right she's in a
terrible relationship with an awful man uh he's uh he's like an optics billionaire he's like uh
like uh you know a real he sucks he sucks he's a guy who sucks but he's rich yeah uh and and one
day she escapes the relationship yeah the dead on ice uh and then in the and then she sort of she
she goes to live in a friend's house
and then she sort of lives in fear
there's going to be some sort of retaliation,
something bad's going to happen to her
and so she feels like she should be free.
But then she's like,
what if there's an invisible man?
What if there's an invisible man?
If anybody could have done it,
it's this guy.
But maybe he didn't.
Maybe he didn't do it.
Maybe he did.
And that's what the movie's about.
It's all part of its charm, isn't it?
You're like, oh, this is so whimsical.
Is he dead or not?
It really is.
Is he psychologically torturing this woman
and physically just doing all sorts of awful stuff?
I like to look at both sides.
Both sides, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll talk about it in spoilers.
This is obviously the best Dark Universe thing
since the first Mummy.
Now, it's definitely, now it's still universal.
Yes, but it's also Blumhouse. Yeah, and not just to be clear one spoiler for this movie there is no dark
universe title page i was kind of disappointed they too right yeah yeah but people would have
laughed also i think a swing didn't they yeah yeah i was hoping the universal logo would turn
into dark universe but i thought it would turn invisible, but they didn't. Also, about ten minutes into this movie,
a couple of people behind me, one guy went and said really loudly,
well, I thought this was going to be a Marvel superhero movie,
but it's a horror movie.
Should we go?
And then they left.
That's your fault for promoting Marvel based too much.
I guess that's probably true, yeah.
That's unbelievable.
What about the poster?
I guess there was a man in the title. true, yeah. That's unbelievable. What about the poster set?
I guess there was a man in the title. Yeah, they said in The Invisible Man.
Yeah.
Because they're all like the man something.
That's true.
Captain America man.
Captain America man.
Captain Marvel man.
These are all big names.
Exactly, yep.
Hulkman.
Hulkman.
Jonathan Hulkman.
Exactly.
It would have cost like 40 bucks for two tickets.
What are they doing?
Just stay.
Just stay.
It's quite good also
it's a good movie
so Lee Whannell
I read a
I watched a really
good interview with him
where he's talking about
like why he made
this particular version
and he's like
because a lot of the times
they don't do the core
of what a character
is justice
and there are updates
to this film
which we'll talk more
about in spoilers
it's often like
what if Dracula
was in the CIA
and he's talking about the trailer it's like first they feared him now they work with him yeah yeah right
exactly and he's like i don't want to fucking see dracula in the cia you know just give me
being arrested by the british cia and give it an ipad and he gets an ipad well that's exactly what
i'm talking about because that's way more interesting when it's not that yeah yeah and
it's amazing to me that this is both a modern update and a reboot
and it still remains true to the horror kind of aspects of this character.
And it's horrifying for a lot of reasons,
but it's also like it seems to be quite an accurate representation
of like an abusive, toxic relationship.
And whether or not it's someone with powers
or it's just a horrible psychological thriller,
like I feel it really puts the nail,
it hits the nail on the head in terms of like,
oh, that's what this person would do.
And this is how a person would, you know,
escape this relationship.
And this is how someone who wants this person back would act
in a you know horrible lashing out kind of way exactly in a sinister kind of scheming way if
they could be an invisible man which this movie may or may not have may not have right yeah
elizabeth moss she may be a scientologist that is that is true yes but uh she's great and she does
a great frazzled kind of broken on the edge when we've seen it in the handmaid's tale yep but she's great, and she does a great frazzled, kind of broken, on the edge.
I mean, we've seen it in The Handmaid's Tale.
But she's excellent in this.
Sure, yeah.
And a lot of it is her looking at nothing, going like, being terrified.
Right, yeah.
For a lot of this movie.
Also, this movie is really tense.
I don't know how you felt.
I had a few moments where I'm like, I could just leave.
You should have gone out with that cover.
Right?
Because you thought it was a Marvel movie. But I could have stood up and said, I also thought this was a Marvel movie. I'm like, I could just leave. You should have gone out with that cover. Because you thought it was a Marvel movie.
But I could have stood up and said, I also thought this was
a Marvel movie. I'm not scared.
Not scared though.
Those guys, they were with me. I've got the keys, so I have
to go with them, obviously.
Do people just go
into a movie not... I don't, I guess
so, yeah. Have you ever done that? Never.
Have you ever walked into a movie ever and not known what it is?
Never, ever. Yeah, weird.
The locations on this are really limited as well.
There's like a house and another house and a hospital and whatever.
There's not a lot going on.
And there's a lot of framing of things that are in the room
that maybe aren't in the room.
Like it's like, look at this empty chair.
Or like they'll frame a shot where somebody might be standing
right behind that person even though the frame is empty.
Yeah, right. I thought that was a really interesting way to kind of be like well this this movie i find
the reason for there is so much tension in this is that it's not like a a movie where you have to
it's not a horror movie where you have to watch out for a a knife wielding lunatic or whatever
where you know there's only limited places in a room they could be.
Maybe they're under the bed.
Maybe they're in a closet or something like that.
Yeah.
And if it's not framed in a way such as, you know, they could be,
you're like, well, obviously he's not in this room.
But this is a room, this is a movie in which if he isn't even real,
that he could be, you know,
He could be literally anywhere.
Exactly.
Like her fear and your fear, the audience's fear,
is that he is in the room,
but you can't see him because he's invisible.
So any inch of that room could have him in it
and you don't know.
That's right.
And that is why she is losing her mind so comprehensively
and why there's so much tension in this
because you can't just go, well, we're in an empty room.
There's so much empty space and we can't see him,
so he can't be there.
He could be in another room.
That's bad, but he's not in this room.
Right, exactly.
There's a lot of practical effects in this stuff,
those moments where things move or things are pinned down
or held or hidden.
And a lot of that is just string.
Again, this might have been a different interview,
where it was just whatever the best way to do it was.
Like a string is better than a green screen,
kind of green screen suit moving stuff around or whatever.
Yeah, right, right.
Which also is a big part of this.
Which, again, I can't really talk about in spoilers
because it kind of delves into what's real and what's not.
All we're saying is maybe there's Invisible Man,
maybe it's all in her head,
maybe it's just a dude with a lot of strings.
He's rigged the house up Home Alone style.
It's a Geppetto origin story.
Oh, my God.
Dark Universe.
It's back, baby.
Geppetto, though.
Nice.
Do you want to do spoilers?
Let's do spoilers.
I do want to talk about stuff, but I just can't.
Her friends are good.
Everyone else is casted because she spends a lot of time with this friend of hers whose name I don't know.
Her sister is played by an Australian actor.
Oh, really?
Let's see.
Is it filmed in Australia?
I don't know.
But her sister, Emily Cass, played by Harriet Dyer, was in the Stan series The Other Guy. Oh, I haven't know But her sister Emily Cass Played by Harriet Dyer
Was in the Stan series
The Other Guy
Oh I haven't seen that yet
She's the best friend
Of the main character
The best friend
Of the main character
And the character
That is based on
Becky Lucas I think
Okay right
Is Becky Lucas in that show
No she wrote it though
Oh that's how that works
She co-wrote it
Yep
I should watch that show
It is
But do I have to
Give it a whirl
Alright then You've got Stan Yes I do Let's not freeze it Mason Okay I'm going to look up Where this was filmed That's how that works. She co-wrote it, yep. I should watch that show. It is. But do I have to? Give it a whirl.
All right then.
You've got Stan.
Yes, I do.
Let's not freeze it, Mason.
Okay, I'm going to look up where this was filmed.
And while you're doing that, I'm going to say best movie ever.
I'm also going to say best movie ever.
I enjoyed it.
I'm not a huge horror person.
Principal photography began, blah, blah, blah, something, something, doesn't matter.
Sydney, Australia.
I thought it was Sydney, but I did not know.
I should have put it in an envelope.
Got that webcam going.
Yes.
So, spoilers. So, he is an in an envelope. Got that webcam going. Yes. So, spoilers.
So, he is an invisible man.
He's an invisible man.
But the way that they do it, he has a... He's got the James Bond invisible car of suits.
He's compacted the invisible car in Die Another Day,
the great movie we mentioned just earlier.
Yeah.
And he's made it into a suit.
So, the suit is a series of cameras, and I guess...
Invisible screens?
Hologram projectors or...
Where's the messages about how does that work with...
Because you can't see...
You obviously can't see the suit.
Yep.
But it'd have to have a screen over the...
It's projecting what's behind it.
Yes, exactly.
It's capturing the image from behind it.
But flawlessly.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, how he's doing it is he's the villain.
Yes.
That's how he's doing it.
Exactly.
That's how it works.
It doesn't matter how it works.
Because I know we also got a tweet or an email
that was like,
when did he go to the toilet?
Maybe in the suit.
Well, how often?
Well, that's the thing.
So in this movie...
You can't think about it.
No, exactly.
You can't think about it.
There is some stuff
that I feel maybe doesn't add up
that I can't recall
just off the top of my head
that I'm sure we will probably
get to at a certain point.
Yeah.
But yeah,
you just have to take as given
that the suit works flawlessly
because he's a billionaire
and he's driven because he's a lunatic
and he wants to ruin this person's life.
Yes.
Oh, that's what I was going to say.
This movie is not only...
It may not only just scare you
because you're afraid of an invisible killer
who's coming to get you.
It also might upset you
if you're one of those people that doesn't like, you know, they have that phobia
of lots of holes on a thing.
It's trypophobia.
I wrote it down.
Charlie Clawson has it as well.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I was like, why is this upsetting?
I'm like, oh, it's that thing of if you don't know what it is.
It's also thousands of eyeballs, I guess,
is what it kind of looks like.
Just look up trypophobia.
It might not be said like that.
And you'll probably have a terrible reaction to it.
You won't like it. It's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I thought was interesting about that, up trypophobia it might not be said like that and you'll probably have a terrible reaction to it you
won't like it's not yeah yeah so and yeah so what i thought it was interesting about that it wasn't
just like like a morph suit yeah right it was genuinely upsetting to look at because when
one of the one of the things that i remember i only remember from the trailer when it happened
in the movie is when she dunks the paint can on him yeah and you see that kind of hexagonal
yeah effect underneath the paint which gives away that it's a stealth suit
yeah so that's the trailer ruins it um what it's going to say is that i felt a little from time to
time a little bit unclear as how long he was in the house did he come and go or was he in there
roof and was he in the roof most of the time i presume he came came and went. Right, yeah. But I don't know.
Because he was seeing his brother and whatever.
Because he first enters the house when Elizabeth Moss opens the door
to go outside for a minute.
And you see her breath and you see his breath.
And then he goes in the house, presumably.
Didn't he open the door, though?
Oh, yeah, he did, too.
So he may have been leaving or he may have just opened.
Yeah, he could have been.
We don't know how long he was in there for.
Yeah, right.
But ultimately, it doesn't really matter.
There's a couple of scenes I think where I won,
like whether he's in the room or not in the room
makes a difference plot-wise.
Towards the end when she steals the pen from his brother
and takes it in with her into her cell,
if he was in the room with her,
he would know that she's got that.
But apparently, but I guess he was just not in the room.
Well, only when he was.
No, but I mean, I think what, I think presumably what happened there is.
Oh, she didn't see, he didn't see her take the.
Take the pen.
Yeah, right.
And then the, then when she was in the cell with the orderly,
he wasn't in there.
Presumably because there just physically wasn't enough room in there for three people.
And then when he left, when the orderly left, he went in.
He went in, yeah.
That's entirely possible.
I also think that there is a possibility that he didn't do any of this stuff.
Like that he was a terrible boyfriend or husband.
Are they married?
I don't know if they are.
I think it was boyfriend.
And because at the end, you don't think he's going to get away with it,
but he maybe frames his brother for all of these crimes
and his brother made him do it and he was brought it up.
It's also entirely possible that she killed him for no reason.
Right.
Which I think is really interesting.
I mean, not no reason.
Obviously, yeah, but not for the Invisible Man stuff.
Sure.
The terrible boyfriend.
I'm killing you for the other stuff also.
That's what she should have said.
If you were, in fact, the Invisible Man,
that would be the cherry on top.
Yeah.
But the fact that you were awful,
that's mainly why you're getting killed right now.
I'm really glad this camera that's recording this
while I'm invisible doesn't record audio also.
Yeah.
You know what I thought was great about that invisible suit?
Yes.
When she does...
The act that it could turn invisible.
That's great.
But when she does stab it
and the way that it would blink
on and off
that looks incredible
I just thought that
was such an interesting
effect
and when he's in the
corridor and he's
killing people
and shooting people
so is that
you may know
from the production
of this
when he's in the
corridor
is that a green
suit
and they're
blinking it on
and off
in post
it might be
I actually don't
know that specifically
but if I had to guess
I would say probably half green screen suit,
half actual real suit maybe?
Yeah, maybe.
Or that suit actually is probably mostly CGI.
I'd imagine.
But yeah, I also think, because she does put it on,
she becomes Invisible Man at one point.
Yes.
And she murders him at the end, which was,
which was great.
But I couldn't help think that,
like,
I'd imagine it was like pulling around the knees.
They're like a completely different shape.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Right.
So it still works flawlessly.
That doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Doesn't really matter.
So I'd,
yeah,
there's a lot of throat cutting in this.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
If one of your,
if you have three fears,
invisible killers,
too many eyes or holes and getting your throat cut maybe don't watch this movie yeah that moment in the
where they're having the discussion in the restaurant yeah and you just see the knife
floating there and then yeah man yeah horrifying really intense yeah yeah uh so maybe a sequel
yeah well she's the invisible man she's the Invisible Man. She's the Invisible Man. Yeah. So she steals the suit and her friend's like,
carry on.
This is all right.
I'm okay with this.
I guess this is fine.
But I would definitely say something else about this from this.
Yeah.
We've got a video upcoming.
We haven't recorded it yet.
Would you see-
That upcoming stuff.
More classic monsters, perhaps,
with the film rights owned by Universal
in some sort of dark universe?
Well, we've actually made a list.
Oh, yes.
There's going to be a video this week of what's upcoming.
Because if you thought the dark universe was dead, Mason, you're a darn fool.
I am a darn fool.
It's true.
But they're not all like Invisible Man, modern day spin-offs.
Different companies have them.
They're not all Blumhouse, basically.
There's an Invisible Woman film being planned by Elizabeth Banks,
but it's not related to this.
Okay.
Even though she became the Invisible Woman.
And it's not Fantastic Four Invisible Woman based.
No.
It's just like six million dollar man, bionic woman style.
It's like a...
I know also that...
Is it based on the original story?
I think it's on...
Yeah, or one of.
I don't know.
I don't know about this shit.
But I know that... What I did like about the suit also, I think it's on, yeah, or one of. I don't know. I don't know anything about this shit. But I know that what I did like about the suit also,
I think even though it's not very believable,
it's more believable than he has a serum and is invisible.
Yes, absolutely.
Because isn't that also the idea that you couldn't see anything
if you're invisible because the light needs to reflect
off the back of your eye?
Yes, that's true, yeah.
It's all semantics.
It doesn't really matter, does it?
It doesn't matter at all.
But I like the modern update. And it's explained enough for me to go, fine.
He's an optics expert and I'm totally okay with that.
That's what he would do.
Yeah.
And he's dead now and that's good.
It is good.
And his brother's dead and that's good.
There's also, she's the invisible man.
Yes.
That's good.
That's all good.
We're having a good time.
Yeah, go and see it.
It's good.
It's really tense.
But don't. Upsetting. Don't have listened this far this far in yeah why did you listen this far in yeah there's one
of you i know there's one of you you're always here but maybe you haven't got the time that's
true no thing look i mean there's you know sometimes we have listeners who are like i don't
have time and i don't want to see this movie but i'll listen yeah to the spoilers and some there's
there's one person who's like i'm going to listen i'm going to watch this movie now i don't want to
be spoiled but i am listening all the way through.
That's right.
Well, we got you.
We got you.
And you're going to jail.
Do we have any more thoughts on the invisible man?
He's a very visible man at points.
It's true, yeah.
But I thought that was okay.
Did you ever think that he wasn't real?
Ooh.
No, for me, from the trailers.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, if I had not seen the first...
I think I'd seen a thumbnail of that hexagonal paint throw thing.
Yeah, right.
You know what I think was unbelievable?
The fact that he got that paint off him that quickly.
Right.
Yeah.
Also, that paint can was open.
That's true, yeah.
You've got to pry them open with a screwdriver.
I don't know if you've ever done that.
It takes a bit.
It takes a bit of work.
And you've got to do it all the way around the rim,
otherwise you kind of bend them out of shape when you do it.
That's true, yeah.
I know things.
Also, I assume, yes, apparently we say assume wrong, or weirdly.
I don't care.
I do care.
Okay.
I only aim to please really pedantic.
I assumed you did.
No, no, no.
I just want pedantic fuckwits to, I want to please them specifically.
Okay, cool.
But he didn't realize that the second suit was taken initially
because it's invisible.
Sure.
Because he had it hanging up in his...
Yeah, right, right, right.
And then I imagine after his brother was killed and he went to look for it,
he's like, my brother must have taken it at some point.
Yeah, right.
Because he was two or three steps ahead of her the whole time
except for that.
Yeah, yeah, right.
And because he didn't know her hiding spot,
which was good because they established at the start
that he didn't know her hiding spot.
So it worked out for me.
That's what I'm saying, that plot hole.
I thought you maybe have that plot hole.
I want to get ahead of it.
I think there's one, but I can't recall what it is.
I'll just mention it apropos of nothing next week
when we're not doing spoiler talk.
I'll just be like, is this thing about the invisible man?
Yep.
No, did he really do it?
Probably.
But even if he didn't, choppy chop.
Yeah.
That's good fun.
I mean, don't murder, obviously.
No, I mean, don't do any murders.
But I mean, if you get the chance
and you're in an invisible suit, why not?
Fill your boots.
Yeah.
You pulled up boots.
You pulled up boots.
All right, do you know what it's time for?
Oh, is it time for what we're reading?
Yes. And then what we're reading? Yes
And then what we're gonna read
I've written letters here
I've got these backwards
Oh my god
I know I haven't
You son of a bitch
You don't need to talk like that Mason
Get you
I'll be invisible man
I'll bloody cut your throat mate
No
Yeah I'll do it
You won't even know I'm there
Until I go like
I'm the invisible man
Well see that's your
Did they take out the thing from the trailer
From the handprint on the glass?
Cause that was a bare hand.
Oh.
I think that didn't happen in the movie.
I might be wrong.
No, because...
Well, that's the thing, because there is a scene, I think, maybe...
Is there a scene where she takes a shower, not in the hospital, but in a regular house?
And I feel...
That's a moment where I'm like, oh, that's...
Invariably, that's a scene where a killer's going to do a killer thing.
Yeah.
But it didn't happen.
Like, it was a...
Yeah.
Okay.
So then, yeah, I think I'm right.
I don't think...
Yeah.
I don't think...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, what were we reading?
Because otherwise it would be a serum if it was that way.
Yes.
And that's not on.
Now, you've been watching...
Hang on.
I haven't put the theme song in.
Oh, my God.
I'm doing the theme.
So you were saying before I yelled at you? You? I'm doing the thing. What are we reading today?
I'm sorry, you were saying before I yelled at you.
You?
We're watching.
You've been watching a TV show on Netflix.
Yes.
What's it called?
I'm not okay with this.
I'm only like two and a half in.
And it's superhero-esque?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
There's things of like,
let's go, go, pals.
What's going on?
Okay.
But I don't know.
Okay.
And you're enjoying it. Well, you're? Okay. But I don't know. Okay. And you're enjoying it.
Well, you're not enjoying it.
I am enjoying it.
So I started that maybe a couple of hours before you came over.
After I did my day of gardening in the garden.
They made me garden.
Oh, no.
You don't understand, though.
I don't like any of that shit.
I'd rather pay a guy.
And then I looked at my bank account and went.
You should probably just do it yourself.
But, hey, you wouldn't be unfamiliar with hoeing.
That's right, he's back.
What's that?
Where's my white wine?
What's the name of that character?
Jurassic Snark.
Jurassic Snark, of course.
I enjoyed all the Jurassic Snark memes.
Me too.
Very good.
Oh, that's very exciting.
Also, watch the first episode of Altered Carbon.
Season two.
There's an Anthony Mackie now.
He's back and he's Mack.
Anthony Mackie.
And he's got magnetic hands.
Yeah, he's got magnetic hands.
Lucky he doesn't get stuck to a fridge.
I mean, I watched one.
It's the same.
It seems to be for the most part.
I think the switching out of the main character is not a problem at all.
Do you feel like...
Except that he's always late, apparently.
Yeah, do you think Anthony Mackie's performance
is materially any different from...
Yeah, they're all different.
Whenever he's in a different body,
it's just different.
It's just part of it.
It's just a guy, yeah.
It doesn't really matter.
It's a different guy, right, right, right.
That's not what I want to talk about, Mason.
Oh.
I want to talk about Gus,
which is described as the 1976 sports drama
on Disney+.
We watched 13 minutes of it.
God, excruciating.
I forgot we'd done that.
Yes.
So it's about...
We were just skimming Disney+, to be like, what shit is on this?
And you had to kind of...
I had to put it alphabetical to really be able to go through,
because you can't find these old weird movies easily.
Right, exactly.
You can't just go to the search function and type in bad movie
because according to Disney, everything they've ever made is great.
So we just scroll down until we found the movie Gus,
which is about an Eastern European mule
that turns out to be really good at kicking field goals
and then I guess is recruited.
It's like Air Bud but the 60s.
70s.
70s.
Yeah.
And there's terrible back projection at various points. Oh, like terrible grain screen.
It's incredibly unfunny and just horrible.
It's a horrible movie.
And we made the promise to watch.
We're going to watch 13 minutes of it every time we hang out
until it's finished.
Until we're finished.
That's right. And then we kill ourselves. Correct's finished. Until we're finished. That's right.
And then we kill ourselves, obviously.
Yeah, so that's exciting.
So yeah, that's also what I've been watching.
Good stuff.
Not good.
Oh my goodness.
I watched a film this week.
Speaking of lower budget films,
I watched a movie from 2018 called The Guilty.
It's from Denmark.
It's a foreign film, James.
Can you even believe that?
I would never.
It's a good film. Not in my country. So it's one of those, it's like a bottle episode film. Yeah, The Guilty? It's from Denmark. It's a foreign film, James. Can you even believe that? I would never. It's a good film. Not in my country.
So it's one of those, it's like a bottle
episode film. Yeah. It's about
it's like a thriller.
It's about a former cop who
is... 98%? Whoa. He's working
as an emergency
services dispatcher. He's answering emergency phone
calls. And then he hears
about, he receives an emergency call
from a kidnapped woman and then
he sort of has to uh unkidnap unkidnapper and and figure out but he's fixing somebody else's
kidnapping it's not his own kidnapping not his own kidnapping he's in fact safe safe as houses
in the emergency services like safe danish houses yeah probably really well bricked
i'd imagine that'd be so incredible foundations oh God. Maybe the roof is grass or something.
Nice, but still fireproof.
That's right.
Right under a windmill.
But it's one of those movies, it's set entirely in the dispatch office.
Oh, really?
So you never go out to anywhere.
It's just a series of phone calls,
and it's basically as you learn about the situation that's happening outside,
you also learn about his situation, Like what's he doing there?
Like he's a cop.
What's he doing in the bloody call center kind of thing.
It's real good.
The guy directed this is 32 years old.
Oh my God.
He's so successful already.
Good Lord.
So it's in the same vein as,
do you remember that movie Searching with John Cho?
Oh, John Cho.
Yeah.
So you're looking at screens and stuff?
No, you're not even really looking at screens.
And stuff.
It's just on the phone.
You're looking at phones and stuff. Like phone booth're not even really looking at screens. And stuff. It's just on the phone.
You're looking at phones and stuff.
Like phone booth.
Yeah.
That was fun, wasn't it?
It's like, what's another good one?
Like Buried.
I was going to say, was Buried good though?
I enjoyed it.
I know a lot of people didn't enjoy that one. I did not.
We saw it together.
Did we?
Okay, cool.
Nice.
No, I did not enjoy it.
That snake got in.
That snake got in.
To the movie theatre. No, into did not enjoy it. That snake got in. That snake got in. To the movie theatre.
No, into the buried coffin.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Snakes don't do that.
So in Australia, if you want to watch it, it's on SBS On Demand.
Is it?
So you can watch it.
That's a terrible app with a lot of good stuff on it.
Right, for nothing.
But it's also on Google Play and stuff.
I might just pay for it.
Yeah, good call.
Because I saved so much money on gardening today.
Feeling really good.
Nice.
Did we talk about Gus?
Of course we talked about Gus.
We've talked about everything.
Oh my God, everything we watched and read this week.
Yeah.
Do you want to do the next segment of the show?
Letters theme?
That sounds really great.
I'm going to watch that.
Yeah, you should get it in here.
I will.
The classic one was...
Letters, oh letters, we love you.
Some letters, they're only a day away.
I know they're here right now.
We're going to do letters.
My God, we are going to do letters.
I just realised.
Yeah, that's right.
We're among it.
If you do want to reach the show,
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Mason, do you have a letter?
Or do you want me to do a letter?
I've got numerous letters, James.
I love letters.
This is from Ian.
It says budgets and stuff.
So this is a question for you.
Hi guys, love you guys.
So that's softening the blow a little bit.
I'm confused about two things.
One, why do you say movie budgets
need to be doubled to account for marketing?
Because that's generally the rule.
But there's also other factors like how much money the box office like the actual physical
studio like the like yeah well this says you say surely the marketing spend is not dependent on
how much it costs to make the movie no no that's true but that is the general it's a general rule
yes it's not it's not a it's not a hard and fast rule but it's one of those things that also they
fudge everything all the time exactly we have't really reveal. We have no idea.
No, exactly, yeah.
A lot of stuff.
I mean, it could be more than that.
It usually is.
Yeah, yeah.
But sometimes it's nothing.
Like, a lot of...
You know, a lot of movies we've talked about this year and last year
where it's like, that movie sank like a stone.
It didn't make any money.
It's like, well, I didn't see any advertising for it at all.
Yes.
Like, sometimes it's...
Charlie's Angels.
I was exactly thinking of Charlie's Angels.
Like, it's... That was Angels. I was exactly thinking of Charlie's Angels. Like it's-
That was this year, by the way.
For whatever reason, people are like,
they make the decision to be like,
we don't want to advertise this.
We don't think it's going to make its money back,
so we're not going to advertise it at all.
Or often they don't know how to advertise it.
Yeah, right, right, right.
Like Liam Neeson's Wolf Fight.
They were like, how are we going to advertise this Wolf Fight?
It doesn't even have a Wolf Fight.
They're like, let's pretend it's got a Wolf Fight.
Let's pretend it's got a Wolf Fight, exactly.
That's right, yeah.
It doesn't matter to me because that movie was good regardless.
Also, the second question,
does product placement revenue deserve to be mentioned
when discussing a movie's box office performance?
I'm not sure how much money advertising brings into a movie,
but shouldn't it count towards the financial success of the movie?
I think it depends.
Yeah.
Like Bond, I think James bond is a good example like
sonic sonic for sure but like james bond especially the brosnan years but i think i i remember i think
one of the daniel craig movies a company offered like 50 million dollars to use their phones in it
and they turned it down so i think it might have been samsung or something like that it may have
also been that they were off.
They already had that money from another.
Sony Ericsson probably.
Also, there's Sony movies, so they're not going to put up Samsung.
No, 100%.
Partially Sony.
Yeah, yeah, but there are some movies that attract huge promotional deals.
Like I imagine, and again, I guess sometimes it's a quick.
All the Marvel movies do it a quid all the marvel
movies do it yeah all the marvel movies there's there's audi for sure but is does audi and dumb
glasses how much does does audi pay marvel to put their cars in or is it a like a quid pro quo
situation where it's like i know because we always kind of gloss over when we talk about it because
it is so complicated and every situation is different.
Because if you're talking about advertising, does the military count?
If Michael Bay gets all the tanks for free or whatever shit he's making,
that also factors into the budget.
Tanks for nothing, he says.
Tanks for nothing, he would say.
I'm going to make this crap film now.
So it's just so specific to each individual case.
And I wonder also, like, I wonder if initially Marvel went to Audi
and said, hey, can we use some Audi's for these movies?
We'll promote.
We don't have any money, but we'll promote it kind of thing.
And maybe the balance has shifted over the years.
Now they're like, we could have any car company we want.
So if you pay us $50 million.
We'll put DeLoreans in this.
We don't give a shit.
Exactly.
So if you pay us $50 million now, we'll put it out.
Like maybe it changes.
We don't know.
We'll get the Homer from The Simpsons made for real.
We'll just make every car that.
We don't give a shit.
That's right.
Exactly.
Speaking of, did you see this week, Ryan Johnson did.
I haven't watched that yet.
So there's a Vanity Fair video.
Side note, I don't know what Vanity Fair does.
Like I know they're a magazine.
Exclusive access to the Starz Nation, probably.
But are they, is it fashion or is it celebrities?
Like, what is it?
It's whatever.
I assumed it was like a fashion magazine, but I guess it's not.
It's a bit of everything, you would say.
But anyway.
Entertainment, TV, politics, celebrity, fashion and beauty news.
Oh my goodness.
And commentary.
Oh.
There's two N's in that sentence.
Don't do that.
So this week, so they do a series of videos on YouTube called Notes on a Scene.
Yes.
And this week they got Rian Johnson to come in
and talk about a scene from Knives Out.
Yeah.
And it was very fascinating.
They can be quite short, but this was like 20-something minutes long.
And it's the scene in which Ransom shows up
and everybody blows their top.
Yeah, that's a great scene.
Chris Evans' Ransom shows up.
And the biggest takeaway, I think, from this thing,
the trade secret, which I think people from this thing, the trade secret,
which I think people sort of had an idea was true,
but nobody had confirmed,
it's that Apple will allow you to use their products in a movie.
Oh, right, yeah.
But a villain is not allowed to be seen using an Apple product.
Yes.
So if you see a movie and you're not sure if a character is a good guy
or a bad guy and they're holding sure if a character is a good guy or a bad guy,
and they're holding an iPhone, they're a good guy.
But if it's like, look at this prick with his Sony Ericsson.
Yeah, exactly.
That's right.
Oh, he's using Bing.
It's the villain.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if he did it or not, but execute him.
Yeah.
I do wonder when that came in, because I know having read that,
there are recent-ish examples of that.
Yeah.
How recent?
I can't remember off the top of my head.
Well, maybe this is an elaborate double bluff.
Maybe Apple's paid him to say this.
That's entirely possible.
I don't know.
Maybe they just lied to Rian Johnson specifically.
Maybe they're just like, we don't like Rian Johnson.
We don't like Looper.
Maybe Apple have had enough bad press over the years, like recently, that they're like, well, we can't have any more. We didn't like Looper. So maybe Apple have had enough bad press over the years, like recently,
that they're like, well, we can't have any more.
We can't have villains.
But at the same time, wouldn't you want to-
I think that's kind of lunacy.
Yeah, but wouldn't you want a cool villain to be like carrying your cool product?
Because villains always have like the cool ones, like the James Bond ones.
So all villains.
Yeah, they'll have like a cool car and a cool watch and whatever.
So that's kind of odd to me. Isn't it though, yeah. Because people So all villains. Yeah, they'll have like a cool car and a cool watch and whatever. So that's kind of odd to me.
Isn't it though?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because people also like villains.
Yeah.
You'd think they'd have the latest iPhone.
If that is true, which I have no reason to believe it's not.
Right.
It's odd to me.
Yeah.
But it was also just the video generally is just pretty fascinating in terms of.
What I love about those is they just let them talk.
Yeah.
Because often an interview for me is like,
this is excruciating because of the way this is handled
and because of Hot Ones, which I do like,
where they're eating spicy wings.
Now it's like, you have to deflate 40 basketballs
and answer questions about what's balancing on this chair.
It's stunt interviews.
Yeah, and we're also going to run through your whole filmography
and you've got to pat this dog.
It's like, can we just fucking back up from this shit?
Just let him talk.
I much prefer, I prefer an off-screen interviewer
who maybe asks a question and then they just let-
Shut them out.
Just let the actor or the director or whatever just roll
and I don't want to see it back and forth.
No.
I hate it.
It's no good.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's always like I'm a big fan
and they're like, thanks and whatever.
And we've done that because you don't want to be like aloof and not be like, I do actually like.
I don't care what your answers are.
But yeah, with a good interviewer, though, it's different again.
Well, that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's, you know.
And whether they're asking Hans all about Force Ghosts or not.
Do you like the Google autocomplete?
I think that can be all right.
I do, but as I've said, if anybody at Wired is listening,
tell the actor.
Show them how many cards.
Show them how many cards there are in advance
because there's always a moment where they think they're done.
They've done card number one.
Yeah.
And they're like, all right, thanks, everyone.
And they're like, oh, there's more cards.
And you just see them deflate.
So just tell them.
Tell them in advance.
Yeah.
I think also with those, skip the one where it's like who is daniel radcliffe it's like don't put that in right
everybody watching this is is across who dad is at this point yeah and i know it's a chance for
them to be like well it's me or who do you want me to be it's like don't get it we fucking how
about this you keep it in.
And when they say, well, I'm Daniel Rutt,
you get somebody to come in and go, we know.
Stop.
Move on.
But you gave me the, shut up.
Also, apparently, like, Michael Shannon, like,
improvised a lot of stuff on the, him just screaming at Chris Evans
is apparently just all him.
Just on the day.
Oh, great.
He's terrific. He was a good Zod too
Yeah right
He should be more things
He is in many things
He's in a lot of things because he's a good actor
It's weird that works out sometimes
I've only seen him in recent
Oh yeah he's in Pearl Harbour
I was like shit this guy's in Pearl Harbour
Oh yeah right
Yeah
Quick look him up
See what else he's in recently
Let's do it
They've changed the format of Google.
I know.
I do not like it.
Oh yeah, Shape of Water.
He's in Groundhog Day.
Shane Reaction.
Chicago Club.
Have you seen Tigerland?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Do you know who directed Tigerland?
No.
Joel Schumacher.
There you go.
How?
Okay, I've learned that before.
Pearl Harbor.
Vanilla Sky.
I don't mind Vanilla Sky.
I don't mind Vanilla Sky.
I know it's probably not as good as a remake.
High Crimes.
That's one of the ones with, what's her name?
Ashley Judd.
And she's like, my husband's been murdered or I've been framed for a murder or whatever.
I like Ashley Judd.
Eight Mile, Kangaroo Jack.
There you go.
Bad Boys 2.
Grant F. Parsons, Criminal in 2004. What's that? There's a lot of movies called Criminal. There really go. Bad Boys 2. Grant F. Parsons Criminal in 2004.
What's that? I don't know. There's a lot of movies called
Criminal. There really is. Yeah.
The Woodsman, Bug, World
Trade Center, Let's Go to
Prison. I'm just skipping some stuff here.
Lucky You. That was at Eric Banner
plays poker movie with Drew Barrymore.
Yeah, right, right, right. Revolutionary Road.
Bad Lieutenant, but the other one.
My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?
Oh, yeah.
13, Jonah Hex.
Jonah Hex.
He's done some DC stuff.
Machine Gun Preacher.
Mud.
Man of Steel.
And then I'm all in new stuff.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Good on him.
That's what I say.
Yeah, I like him.
Do you have a letter, James?
Oh, man, that's it.
Well, pretty good, all right.
I do
Alright
Okay, this is from Tristan London on Twitter
Hashtag Weekly Planet Pod
Shoot us through some bloody
We love tweets, don't we, Mason?
Love tweets
Hashtag Weekly Planet Pod
He sent through
Tristan London sent through a Harley Quinn
The Animated Series clip
Have you seen any of that?
I've seen multiple clips
I've seen
And it looks terrific
It does
We don't get it here yet, though
We could steal it off the internet
I'm going to try
because it's out now
so I'm hoping
it's on things
I can just rent it all
yeah exactly
I would like to do that
because it looks amazing
Alan Tudyk is the Joker
and you've seen the bit
where Batman gets unmasked
and it's very
yeah every clip I've seen
has been very funny
and Commissioner Gordon
is just a man on the edge
it seems
like he's just
he's just had it with all this costume malarkey.
He's had a bloody gutful, mate.
Yeah, but Australia is in this weird position where the copyrights
for a lot of good or the licensing deals for a lot of good stuff,
especially DC stuff, just isn't happening.
You can't just get, like Doom Patrol Season 1 is going to be released in April or something like that.
Yes.
It's been out for more than a year.
And maybe cancelled.
Yeah, right?
But if we bought it on DVD, they'd know.
They'd know.
We could start a letter writing campaign.
There doesn't seem to be any kind of, oh my God, they changed advanced search, so it's an absolute fucking nightmare now.
Look at this.
Because you know you click on advanced search and it's like, this is what it's open now.
It's like a fucking survey
Wow
Yeah right
I hate this
You're going to put in a CV
And a cover letter
To do a search
Oh my god
Okay
So anyway
What were you saying
About Harley Quinn
It looks good
And I haven't seen it
Yeah we'll get to it
Yeah
We'll get to it
This is from Ollie
Okay
Not your dog
A man
Oh
Let's see
Now that Sam Raimi Is directing Doctor Strange Maybe Maybe Okay. Not your dog, a man. Oh, that's disappointing. Let's see.
Now that Sam Raimi is directing Doctor Strange,
would you please do the- Maybe.
Well, there's maybe, it's true.
Maybe.
All right.
That's right, I'm that guy.
Speculative.
Yes.
Could you please do the Evil Dead series for Caravan of Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
We could.
I'd rather do Darkman, if I'm honest.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we'll put it on the poll.
We'll put a poll up. Yeah, cool i'm now that you mentioned dark man yeah dark man is people
know this i'm sure we could do the we could continue on the trend of arnold vosloo films
and do dark man die dark man die i think it's two or three it's one of them yeah sure we're on that
bosley kick out but how could we do dark man die dark man die if we haven't done the original dark
man it's good i'd have to keep explaining the plot of Darkman to you.
To me, specifically.
I don't even know.
I have seen it.
I know I've seen a lot of...
We used to be at the start of every VHS,
like a trailer for Darkman in Australia for some reason.
But anyway, it's like a Sam Raimi Superhero movie.
It's incredible.
His audition for Spider-Man.
There's a lot of parallels.
And look up the carnival scene.
That's all you need to know.
This is from Patrick Webb.
Hashtag weekly planet pod.
In one of the new
Death of the Family books,
did you get a lot of tweets
about this?
I did, yes.
We do see the last pages
where Batman says he's alive
then drives off
to get him to safety.
Imagine how different
comics would be
if he hadn't died.
I just want to quickly touch on,
so they did reveal,
release,
what it looked like.
Okay, so here's the thing. Should we back up maybe? Yeah, we should back up. So they did reveal, release what it looked like. Okay. So here's the thing.
Yeah.
Should we back up maybe?
Yeah, we should back up.
So in the 80s, the early 90s,
there was a Batman storyline called Death in the Family,
which teased the potential death of Jason Todd, the second Robin.
Yep.
And it was put in the hands of the readers.
You could dial a number if you wanted him to live
and dial a number if you wanted him to die.
It was hot stuff.
Hot stuff.
And the numbers came in favour of him being dead, so he died.
But apparently there was some...
One of the editors said that in his draw he had an issue where...
The completed issue where Jason Todd doesn't die.
Yes.
He was like, which one's going to the printers?
Who knows?
And I'd never seen this panel.
Apparently the issue was basically the same.
Here's the thing, though.
Do you think it's a new thing?
No, the page that, it's apparently new versions of the trade paperback
which I don't have.
But it is pretty much identical to the version where he's dead.
It is, yeah.
They've just reversed his smile.
They've reversed his smile they've reversed
his his sad face so it's a smile and instead of being like oh he's dead this is a tragedy he's
like hooray he's alive but he's still just this bloodied yeah body being held in in batman's arms
so i'm i'm not doubting that that is real yeah i'm just saying I expected something else. Something more interesting. As opposed to just a slight tweak.
Like we just, like a photo.
It's a photocopy of the penciling and then they've just changed the mouth.
I wonder whether that is even real or something they just did recently.
Okay, right.
Because I could make that.
Right, sure.
And that is saying something.
Wow.
Or nothing.
It's saying something to someone. It's saying something to someone.
It's saying something to someone.
You're saying things to me right now.
Yeah, that's right.
But what I thought was interesting about that tweet also,
the mention of how comics would be different,
because so much has spun off the death of that Robin.
That's true.
There's characters we wouldn't have seen.
There's villains we wouldn't have seen.
There's storylines that wouldn't have happened.
That we wouldn't have seen.
Exactly. Things we wouldn't have seen. Yeah, that's right. But there's also things wouldn't have seen, there's storylines that wouldn't have happened. That we wouldn't have seen. Exactly.
Things we wouldn't have seen.
Yeah, that's right.
But there's also things we would have seen,
which we're now not seeing.
Oh, my goodness.
What are those things?
We don't know.
We don't live in that parallel universe.
We don't.
So, sorry, everyone.
With that amazing alternate take comic battle.
Sorry we didn't waste our one trip to the parallel universe
to see what was happening in a world where Jason Todd lives. I just wanted to see the universe where dogs wear hats that's all i wanted james you
could have you could have put a hat on your own dog it's not the same though is it i guess that's
true because in that world if you don't put a hat on your dogs society shuns you that's right
so that i believe oh i have one more, okay. You didn't let me finish.
That, I believe, is your turn.
One more letter.
Thank you.
That's right.
That's from Vincent.
He says, I'm curious as to whether there's ever been a movie, TV show, etc.
that you didn't want to watch but felt like you had to for the show.
Oh, my God.
Any movies or TV shows you don't like or just aren't interested in
but watched anyway just for the show.
That's a good question.
There's a lot of...
Not a lot of things.
There's a lot of movies that I see that i would have waited for yeah i feel like there's not there's
very little we watch that i don't derive some enjoyment out of yes even if it's dumb or or
just a generally bad movie and we regret it i i've always like i've always felt like even when
you watch a bad thing even not on the podcast but in our lives, like derive a lot of fun out of tearing into it.
Yeah, totally.
The only issues, the only time it's an issue, I think,
is when it's just an average movie.
Yeah.
That's when it's straight down the line average.
They make the worst episodes.
Yeah.
And we have to be like, I don't have a lot to say about this.
This movie is fine.
Sonic might be a good example.
Well, that's why we didn't.
Yeah. I wouldn't have seen Sonic, I Well, that's why we didn't. Yeah.
I wouldn't have seen Sonic, I don't think,
if we didn't do this podcast.
100%, no.
Actually, I would have because I would have taken my son.
Take me, yeah.
But, and again, there was just,
if it was pre-rebuild of Sonic, redesign,
maybe we could have just torn into it.
But I wonder, I imagine the movie itself would not materially be any different. No. And all we could make fun torn into it. But I wonder, I imagine that the movie itself
would not materially be any different.
No.
And all we could make fun of is like weird eye lines and stuff.
And that doesn't.
That's not fun.
Yeah.
Not for us, not for anyone.
So the only things I, like I, you know,
I talk a big game about Star Wars or whatever.
But you'd see most of it.
No, I'd see most of that stuff anyway.
Like even if it's not for me, I'm like,
oh, I like the scene with the whatever.
But something like Sonic, I'm like, it's competent, isn't it?
Yeah.
I think for me that a lot of it is, if this wasn't my job now,
I just wouldn't have the time to see stuff.
Like if I was teaching five days a week and had a kid, another kid on the way,
I'm not seeing a movie every week.
It's just not.
Or watching a TV show or some of a a TV show. Sure, sure, sure.
A week.
So that's what's different for me.
I mean, you'd make time for Sonic, obviously.
I would never make time.
Well, I wouldn't have been able to see it
on like a Thursday morning or whatever.
It's true, yeah.
I'd do it when I'm a kid to see it.
That's the greatest thing in the world.
Or you could be a bad teacher.
I love being a bad teacher.
Right?
Yeah, how good was I at it?
So good.
You'd just be slunk under your desk
with your sunglasses on because you're hungover.
Yeah.
You know?
Even if I'm not hungover, I just tell them I'm hungover so they leave me alone.
No, actually, that's one thing I've never done.
You'd be like, do some coloring and they'd be like, we're 17 years old.
And you'd be like, I don't care.
And you're in the wrong school because you're a primary school teacher.
I never did a day hungover teaching.
There you go.
Because if you've done teaching like-
Because if you're always drunk, you never get hungover.
But it's one of those jobs
where you cannot muddle your way through it.
Yeah, right.
Like if they see that you're weak,
they will tear through you.
That's not true.
But depending on the kids.
But yeah, you can't do it hungover.
It's hard to do if you're like a little bit sick.
It's fucking unbearable.
Which reminds me,
I should catch up on AP Bio.
Did you watch any of that?
I couldn't.
I can't get past the bad teacher stuff. that? I couldn't, I can't get past
the bad teacher stuff.
Yeah, I couldn't,
I don't know,
I feel like it's...
Is that just me
having been a teacher
or do you find that as well?
No, well,
I found it was just...
Because it is funny.
There's like funny stuff.
Yeah, there was funny stuff in it
but I just never found it compelling
but I mean,
it's been going
for three seasons or something
and I like Glenn Houghton
and I like Patton Oswalt.
Yeah, exactly.
I should come back to that.
Yeah, I should give that a whirl again.
Yeah.
But not today. And never. That's right. Yeah, I should give that a whirl again. Yeah. But not today.
And never.
That's right.
And that, I believe, is time for another letter.
No, James, no.
You didn't let me finish.
Yes.
It's time for another letter for people to send in at home to get ready for next week's episode.
Weeklyplanetpod at gmail.com.
You're absolutely right, James.
That's it.
You're always on the ball.
Have you got another letter?
No.
I'm waiting for it to be sent in.
Let's bring us home then.
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I appreciate all the listeners.
Everybody comes up and says hi in the street.
Everybody?
Not everybody.
Every single person.
Every person in the world has come up to me today specifically to say hello.
Wow.
Even not listening.
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A couple of people sent some tweets this week.
They've been representing in the outside world.
Oh, my goodness.
With their Weekly Planet pod t-shirts.
Betty V is out at PAX this week.
I think it's PAX East.
Wearing a Weekly Planet hoodie, it looks like.
That's what I want to see.
And someone else.
I'm going to find him.
I'm going to find him, Jan.
Don't even worry about it.
I wasn't worried at all.
It's someone they've got.
It's Chris, who has taken a lovely couple of photos on the
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Roadshow with Kevin Smith.
It's looking great.
I might put those up on the gram, actually.
Speaking of which, you can stream it here.
I bought it, Jay and Silent Bob. Oh, yeah? I liked it. Cool. I might put those up on the gram, actually. I, you can stream it here. I bought it, Jansala Bob.
Oh, yeah.
I liked it.
Cool.
I liked it better than the first Jansala Bob, which I didn't really like.
Yeah, that was bad.
It's got some, yeah.
I mean, it's very kind of in-universe jokes or whatever,
but I think there's a lot of kind of, there's some decent jokes
and there's some heart to it, and there's a moment
where Kevin Smith does the Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross speech
to a bunch of clan members okay and
it's just for some reason it was just very funny to me all right yeah okay i'll watch it this week
then that sounds really good i think if if you don't know anything about this universe
doesn't matter no you're not gonna like it but there's some interesting cameos like because
you probably heard this but ben affleck makes an appearance yeah right there's a few others that
you might not expect it's just i i liked. I just thought it was like a fun movie.
Cool.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
Kevin Smith is holding a piece of paper that says,
grab that chance.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
That's what, you didn't get to say that.
No, let's grab that chance.
Because you showed me and I went, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
The elf one?
Yeah.
Nice.
My dad's just legs.
Apparently, it's good.
All right, then.
His dad's not just legs.
They're family or something, I guess.
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fun episode James
what do you reckon about that
that was our best episode
I think so too
yeah
and the best thing is
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oh no
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You haven't pushed stop yet
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Their genuine inner thoughts
No just kidding
They're alright
They're cool
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As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like high blood pressure developed
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relationship between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul
to Paris and London. One woman has a secret. The other, a mission to reveal it
before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss,
is now streaming on Disney+.