The Weekly Planet - 42 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes & Andy Serkis Oscar Contender
Episode Date: July 14, 2014This week we discuss the latest DC rumours concerning Doomsday appearing in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice, Transformers crossing over with G.I. Joe and Brandon Routh's triumphant return to the wo...rld of live action comic books. Plus we break down Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Red Hot Comic Book Movie News Shooting up your butt hole Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet, official podcast of
ComicBookMovie.com.
My name is James, editor at ComicBookMovie.com.
You may know me as Mr. Sunday.
With me as always is my co-host, Nick.
Middle name, I don't know, Mason.
How can you not know my middle name at this point?
What's my middle name?
Touché.
There you go. Yeah.
I'm going to bleep that out though.
Of course you are. Yeah.
Because it's a dumb middle name.
Yeah.
All right. What's going on?
On to the news.
On to the news.
Yeah.
On to barely the news, roughly the news.
That's the one.
The news. We should probably just call it the news. With a Z? Yeah. Because it's cool. Yeah. Barely the news with a news. Yeah. On to barely the news. Roughly the news. That's the one. The news. We should probably just call it the news.
With a Z?
Yeah.
Because it's cool.
Yeah.
Barely the news with a Z.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, Mason, did you know that the lineup for San Diego Comic Con, the biggest, arguably,
Comic Con event of the year.
Uh-huh.
There's a few ones.
There's the New York one.
We have one here, don't we?
Oz Comic Con.
I don't go.
I don't go.
Two days down the end of the
Central Business District
Of Melbourne
It looks shit
This year
Both the Ashmoors were there
Sean Ashmoor
Aaron Ashmoor
Oh my god
Iceman
The other one
The other one
Who's in something
Maybe Animorphs
Yeah that's
Maybe he's in that
Yeah
Look I'll tell you what though
They're probably both in Animorphs
We should have a new segment
Called Maybe Aaron Ashmoor
Where we have to guess what he's been in.
I bet they're both in Animorphs, though, because there would have been a scene where there's two Aaron Ashmores.
Right.
Because there's always morphing in Animorphs.
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe an alien's morphed into an Ashmore.
Yeah.
And they're like, which one's the real one?
Yeah, good point.
Did you know Buffy?
Yeah.
There's one of the characters Nicholas Brendan
who plays Xander
in that show
identical twin brother
really
so there was an episode
and again you're right
because they always
have to take advantage
of that
so there's an episode
where there's a duplicate
and they just get in
the twin brother
get in Ashmore
yeah
yeah yeah
they just Ashmore it up
well that's the same
as Terminator 2
because Linda Hamilton
has got a twin sister
yeah yeah
and that mirror scene where they dig in the chip out of the brain.
Yeah, yeah.
Which was deleted and then put back in.
You love all the added deleted scenes in Terminator 2.
I do not.
You said it adds to the cinematic experience.
I did not say any of those things.
You didn't cry the first time you watched it, then you did the second.
Oh, that's actually...
Because it brought you to that emotional crux?
Climax.
A podgy.
Sure.
Let's do it, Mason.
Okay.
So, the lineup has been revealed.
Do you want to know the extensive lineup?
Okay.
I don't, I didn't do it.
Oh.
Because it's just like all the stuff.
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
Interestingly, though, no Fantastic Four.
Oh.
Trouble in Paradise.
Perhaps, yes.
Yeah.
I don't know, because there's been lot of rumours that it's stalling
and they're looking
for new directors
and there's trouble
with writers
and whatever
whatever
who knows
what of that is true
but that's coming out
relatively soon
or it has to come out
relatively soon
oh that's right
because otherwise
they lose their eyes
yeah
and also
we've recently heard
that Marvel
are like
cancelling all
Fantastic Four runs
yeah
out of spite
yeah
they're appearing
in other comics
but not the Fantastic there's no more Fantastic Four comics for now, that's right. Out of spite. Yeah, they're appearing in other comics. Yeah, yeah.
But not the Fantastic...
There's no more Fantastic Four comics for now.
Yeah, yeah.
As a weird sort of marketing cut-off.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So, in the hope...
That's weird that they're cutting off their...
You know, they're kneecapping themselves.
But are they themselves?
Probably not.
They're kneecapping Sony.
Exactly.
Fox.
Fox.
Yeah, yeah.
Whichever.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Irrelevant.
Well, Mason, it's also been reported that doomsday concept art has been seen by bleeding cool the website
oh they said that maybe it was for an early version of this film or maybe there will be a
doomsday in the batman versus superman versus justice i hope so much that we've started on
the news for the batman Superman Dawn of Justice sequel.
Like, so we'll have concurrently, we'll have Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice news and the sequel to that news.
Oh, okay.
Running at the same time.
Sure.
Yeah.
Because it's probably...
That'll be real good.
Do you think it's...
Do you think if they...
If this is true...
And I also hope that we have Shia LaBeouf news and some sort of parallel universe Shia LaBeouf news running at the same time.
That'd be great.
That would be amazing.
Do you think if it is in Dawn of Justice, that too early when you've got Batman v Superman v Doomsday and you've got Aquaman?
It's way too early and you've got Aquaman and you've got Wonder Woman.
You've got to also establish Superman as somebody people like.
That's true.
Before you kill him.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, yeah.
Yeah, it's way too early.
I've said this before
what's his name
the guy
Doomsday
not Doomsday
Superman
the bloody
he wrote Chronicle
Max Landis
oh that guy
he's got a YouTube video
where he talks about
where people slap him
have you seen that video
I have seen that
yeah
where he was asked
to reboot the
Death of Superman
comic
and he thought up
this whole story
and then DC
pulled the plug on him
and that story
would be a great
beginning to Justice League
slash Justice League movie
there's some stuff
it's on YouTube
just go and look up
Max Landis
Justice League
I mean Death of Superman
whatever
yeah it's good
but there's some things
you'd have to take out
but sure
do it
or don't do it
I don't think you could
I don't think you could kill him this early on.
No, you need to do it in Justice League.
I think later than that.
Sure.
Much later.
His story, though, starts as...
It's what brings the Justice League together.
And they're all just kind of fighting doomsday.
There's no strategy to it.
Oh, I see.
Right.
And then from that, they're like,
maybe we should...
Form the Justice League.
Okay, right.
Form the Justice League.
But I would recommend you checking that out, right i will you've recommended before on this
podcast and i've said i'm going to check it out and then i don't but we'll see what happens your
word means nothing roll the dice roll the dice also i remember that kevin smith thing where it
was like kevin smith wrote a dummy screenplay yeah okay turns out not true okay well he says
not true well i mean use the opportunity elaborate double bluff that's it he's he used that opportunity
to promote his upcoming projects and whatever.
He's like, I'll tell you tomorrow.
Tune in.
And then he's like, didn't do it, but look at all these things.
Look at all these new podcasts I have.
Yeah, yeah.
So, you know, like Tusk, he's doing that one about the guy gets turned into a walrus.
I do now.
Yeah.
So.
I'll also check that out on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
So, look, people are like, use this opportunity to self-promote or whatever.
True.
on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
So look,
people are like,
use this opportunity to self-promote or whatever.
True.
But if he didn't do,
if none of this is true,
then why wouldn't he
take advantage of a situation
where people have,
you know, put him...
Put their trust in him.
Yeah, sure.
Albert Torres Mason.
Yes.
He wrote
Henry Poole,
or Here is Henry Poole.
Okay.
Or Henry Poole,
Where Art Thou?
I don't know.
Have you seen it?
No, I have not seen that.
Me neither.
He's also writing the upcoming Ben 10 movie.
Great.
Like Ben 10?
I'm not really sure what it's about.
He's a kid with a watch.
He turns into monsters or something?
He turns into monsters.
Originally it was 10, or he was 10 years old, or both.
Right.
And then he had more monsters because of merchandising.
Correct.
That show made a lot of money.
Ben 10 movie where all your previously well-loved monsters were horribly, horribly
murdered?
And then they were replaced in short order with a new set?
I hope so.
Maybe that's what this is.
But yeah, Albert Torres, he'll be penning the big screen adaption of Lock and Key.
Okay.
Which is exciting times.
As you're probably aware, and we should have talked about this because we did an episode
on canceled-
Locks and Keys. Locks and keys.
Locksmithing.
We did that locksmithing episode.
Absolutely.
What was I going to say?
Where we were talking about
cancelled comic book TV pilots
or shows that never made it.
They made a lock and key pilot in 2011.
Huh.
I didn't watch it.
But apparently it's pretty good.
It wasn't picked up for numerous reasons,
one being cost.
I don't know if you've read it,
but there's a lot going on there.
There's a lot of special effects
and whatnot. So, if this
is going to be a movie, that would be
great. I would love that.
Albert Torres. Yes.
Let's do it. Okay. Lorenzo
Di Bonaventura. Some sort of producer,
right? He produces the Transformers movies.
There we go. That's our movie.
And the G.I. Joe movies. Now, Ben York
wrote an email uh
early this week ben york asking like what do you think about like a transformers gi joe crossover
maybe use some minor characters or whatever so you can just retcon it or kill him off or whatever
but then lorenzo de bonaventura said i think that it's actually a possibility and i don't but i
don't think it's in the near future but it's something um and it's something they haven't
talked about yet
because there's stories to be told in both cases.
But previously...
Stories.
We're both doing air quotes.
Stories.
What Transformers stories have they actually told?
Like the ones from the cartoon or the comic book?
Yeah, or the comic book.
Like they've taken bits of it,
but what actual stories have they told?
None of them, I don't think.
I mean, there's the cube, and there was the matrix of leadership,
so they kind of did the death roll from this Brian.
Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
But not really.
No.
No.
So, yeah.
They don't really...
They have all the stories to tell, I guess.
But at the same time, they've been doing well telling no stories,
so they're bringing in that cash with no stories,
so it doesn't make any difference.
It's been 11 hours of no story.
Right, exactly.
Would you want to see the G.I. Joes cross over with the...
We can make that happen.
That's happened before.
That's happened in the comic books, certainly.
Generation 2.
Well, it happened right at the start.
The Transformers crossed over with G.I. Joe.
They crossed over with a regular Marvel universe
for a bit.
Spider-Man teamed up with the Autobots for a while.
Oh, cool.
And then in Generation 2
when Megatron turned into a big garish green tank. Yes. Bit tacky. Bit tackMan teamed up with the Autobots for a while. Oh, cool. And then in Generation 2 when Megatron turned into
a big garish green tank.
Yes.
Bit tacky.
Bit tacky.
Bit on the nose.
Bit on the nose.
They teamed up again.
Oh, great.
Okay.
Fantastic.
I mean, you know,
it'll be as dumb as
combining those two
franchises together.
The G.I. Joe franchise
is better.
And that is not saying
anything.
Does it do well?
It does okay.
Right. Comparatively, no.
But they've got The Rock on board now,
and as he calls himself, he is Franchise Viagra,
which is true.
Yeah, I guess so.
So exciting times for franchises we hate.
It's certainly exciting times for fans of things
that spin around in slow motion in the air
and then just shoot rockets,
because there's a lot of that.
And whichever one of the Wayans brothers was in that first one and then not in the second
one.
Let's say it's Marlon.
Okay.
Brando.
Moving on.
It's Marlon Brando.
Moving on.
Yep.
Exciting news for Brandon Routhmason.
He's been cast.
Wait, is it exciting news for us or it's just exciting news for Brandon Routh?
Both.
Both of them.
Okay, great.
Brandon Routh for those people obviously, everybody probably knows this.
He's Dylan Dogg.
He was Dylan Dogg.
Italian comic book superhero, Dylan Dogg.
He was Dylan Dogg, Dead of Night.
That is his full name, right?
That's correct, yes.
Yeah.
Señor, Dylan Dogg, Dead of Night.
But did you enjoy that movie?
Yes.
Did you really enjoy it?
I guess so.
I didn't pay for it or, you know, for my zero dollar investment.
Yeah, we watched it.
Pretty good fun.
It feels like a movie from 2003.
Don't you reckon?
When did it come out?
Maybe it is from 2000, maybe 2009.
Right.
10, 11.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyway, Brandon Routh is slightly wackier Constantine.
Yeah.
And he's good though, isn't he?
I would say like he's in that Zack and Miri movie.
Yeah.
At the start.
He's quite good.
Of course, he was Superman in Superman Returns, in the much-beligned Superman Returns.
He gets the cops a bit of flack because he was just cast because of his similarities to Christopher Reeve.
Right.
But he's probably the best part of that film, right?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, well, the Kryptonite Island.
Oh, yeah, also the Kryptonite Island, yep.
Anyway!
That scene where Lex L luther's hench
woman is in a car and that's careening out of control she's like yeah that's pretty good yeah
okay so he's the third best part of that he has been cast as ray palmer the atom there you go
in the upcoming flash tv series okay cool. People say Fall from Grace, right?
I would say
Sideways.
Sideways.
Yeah, because what
not to discredit him
but he hasn't been doing
much movie stuff.
Right, exactly.
And I think
he's a big enough presence
where if he's good in this show
he could spin off
into an Adam TV series.
TV series, yeah.
And the Adam also
I like, do you like the Adam?
Yeah.
He's the best part
of the Dark Knight Strikes Again
comic, I feel.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So now the third best part of Superman Returns is becoming the best part of the character
from Dark Knight Strikes Again.
Yeah, yeah.
From the worst Batman, future Batman spinoff.
Great.
Let's just email it.
Let's record this and then we'll email that directly to him we'll
tweet it at him yeah see what his reaction is absolutely yeah yeah because if you remember
that comic he is living inside a petri dish that's right and he's been there so long or
whatever he doesn't realize what's happening in the world and yeah it's great it's really good
yeah that part only uh-huh oh also cj uh cj sharp says any thoughts on this c CJ Sharp is the official Mrs. Doubtfire of this podcast.
Fantastic.
Which is ridiculous because you've put on all this Mrs. Doubtfire makeup and prosthetics.
Hey, look, what I should have done is before trying to get my kids back in a wacky scenario
and before I lit my blouse on fire and had to run around putting it out with saucepans
or whatever it is, I should have piped up right at the start of this
and said,
I'm claiming that.
Absolutely.
But it's too late.
So, whatever, it's fine.
Damn it.
Yeah.
So, you're okay with it, obviously.
Yeah, he does look quite similar
to John Barrowman.
Okay, yeah.
Who's already on that show.
No, no, this is The Flash.
Oh, okay.
Right, right, right.
Okay, I'm a little different then.
But yeah.
Forget I said anything.
Sure, gotcha.
All the CW TV shows blend together
They do don't they
Yeah
Yeah okay I'm on board
Cool
He's very
Like he's very
Like he's a very large presence
He is
Like he's very tall
Yeah he is
Yeah yeah
Okay that could work
Sure
I'm sure he's
He's probably taller than
Grant Gustin
Sure
Yeah maybe they'll use
Perspective tricks
But how tall is he supposed
To be in the comics
Just a regular guy
Yeah that's what I thought
Yeah yeah
Yeah I mean
And the original Adam's Quite short He. Yeah. I mean, and the original
Adam's quite short.
He's like five foot three.
It's the size of an atom.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Look, all I'm saying is
I don't think he can get
the six foot four Brandon Routh
and shrink him down
to a subatomic size.
Okay.
I find it unrealistic.
I think we could agree on that.
Thank you.
All right.
Robbie Amell,
cousin of Stephen Amell.
Yeah.
He's joining the Flash as Anton Raymond, the Firestorm.
Oh, right, right.
Okay, yeah.
I said that wrong, I think.
You threw me off there because I didn't know his name.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Firestorm.
Okay, I'm on board with that.
I would like to see a Firestorm.
Tell me some Firestorm stuff.
Well.
First of all, how good is TV Fire CGI?
Real good.
I love it when it's just doing its fire stuff
and you can clearly see just regular stuff happening
sort of directly behind it,
like not burning at all
because it's terrible CGI fire.
So that's not going to be good.
So basically, in the original Firestorm,
there were these two guys.
One was a scientist and one was like a cool teen, right?
Yeah.
And there was this atomic accident
and they were fused together
in this one guy firestorm
right
but then it turned out
ah it's real dumb
that's horrendous
that's a horrendous origin
so they
so they
you guys melted together
they melted together
into firestorm
and then
it turned out that
one of them
it wasn't an accident
it was like in the DC universe there are any given time, there are four elementals.
Yeah.
And one of those guys was destined to be Earth's fire elemental.
And so basically he turned into like, because he used to be the nuclear man.
And then he became like-
From Superman 4?
No, different nuclear man.
Firestorm the nuclear man.
Sorry.
Sorry to get your hopes up there.
And then, hang
on, so then the one guy took off on his own and he became this earth elemental guy and
he was all like, oh, the environment, because it was the 90s. I know, right?
We've talked about My Hatred for Captain Planet before, haven't we?
Yeah, yeah.
That's right. I've got a video in progress on it. So, yeah, go on.
Yeah. And then he got rebooted like six times six times, and now he's the Nuclear Man again.
Great.
Yeah.
Well, I hope all that comes into play.
So, for a while, what he could do, like, in one of the reboots is he could, like, there
was this one guy, and whenever he wanted to become Firestorm, he would, like, high-five,
like, another dude, or, like, a girl, or whatever, and they would join together, and
he would have nuclear powers and whatever their skills were.
and they would join together and he would have nuclear powers
and whatever their skills were.
So if he teamed up with a nuclear physicist,
he could do crazy science, nuclear stuff.
That's pretty cool.
So if he high-fived Mrs. Doubtfire,
he'd be like a 45-year-old man
just trying to get his kids back.
And nuclear fire.
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Doubtstorm, they'd call him.
So good news. It looks like they're really expanding that universe. Yeah, yeah. Mrs. Doubtstorm, they'd call them. So, good news.
It looks like they're
really expanding that universe.
Yeah, absolutely.
Why?
Because a lot of shows
make the mistake of...
I thought you were
going to say,
why?
Why bother?
A lot of shows
make the mistake
of not including
comic book characters.
And we'll talk about
the same thing
happened with Constantine.
The woman in the
Constantine pilot,
which we'll talk about
a bit later,
somebody wrote in
a question about it, she's not a character from the comics and
they're basically writing her out and replacing her with somebody who's in the comics okay good
just use the comic book characters why wouldn't you you've got decades of lore that you can you've
got all the backstory you've got all the relationships people appreciate it like i don't
i don't know who everyone is right about but i don't know much let's be honest but like i appreciate little nods to people or then i go and look at that character
and go oh that's actually somebody who's existed that's what they seem to do in a lot of media now
and it's weird because it's it's counterintuitive at this point is they're like they want to put in
a reference and then they go actually we'll take that reference out because kids won't understand
what it is yeah but everybody's got a phone
especially a TV property
or whatever
if you hear a name
that you don't recognise
you just google it
and then you know
immediately
exactly
back in the day
we had to open up
the Encyclopedia Britannica
probably wasn't even in there
exactly
Kim Kardashian
probably not in there
you know
probably
yeah yeah
that's why I like shows
that don't hold your hand
through it
like your Breaking Bads or your Game of Thrones.
I know they're like, the show, they're like the standard shows that people say are great shows.
But it's not like, oh, I remember this guy, this guy was this and this and this.
It's just like, keep up, idiot.
Like, pay attention.
That's how it should look.
Anyway, whatever.
Who cares?
Where were we?
What's going on?
Firestorm.
Firestorm, great.
Whatever.
It's good.
I mean, because they did, I'm not sure how they're going to do his origin,
but they did in Arrow,
they did have the Star Labs particle accelerator
just explode all over the city.
So it would be very odd if the Flash was the only person
who wasn't affected by it.
Well, I haven't seen the Flash pilot, as you know.
Have you seen it yet?
No, I haven't.
Both of us haven't seen it, wink.
You've definitely seen it, though. You keep saying that... I've, I haven't. Both of us haven't seen it. Wink. You've definitely seen it though.
You keep saying that.
I've never admitted to it.
You have.
And I never will.
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's said in that apparently that multiple people get powers across the town.
So yeah.
That's good.
That often happens in a show.
They do it in Supernatural where they're like, all the demons are out of hell.
It's like, well, that's the next season taken care of.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean? Yeah. So yeah. Also Firestorm has has like a big he looks like this torch from the statue of liberty yes he's got big flaming head so boy
does that's gonna look great isn't television do you think a lot of it's gonna be him not having
that mostly yeah yeah exactly i reckon he'll do it like maybe when he's flying okay maybe yeah
yeah i reckon he'll just have a glow about him.
Sure.
You know, because he's pregnant.
TBCGI is getting better, though.
Arguably.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I've just got here, Mason, because I want you to explain this.
Christopher Nolan question mark?
Oh, jeez.
So, he said something, didn't he?
Well, we discussed this before the podcast, because I said, oh, there's this news about
something.
Christopher Nolan wrote an
article like an like an editorial piece yeah in in the wall street journal yeah yeah but neither
of us could quite puzzle out what it was he was saying is that because we're too dumb for the
wall street journal probably yes almost certainly but it was kind of like media is changing i've
even got the dumb version here that's on upproxx, which is like the version for idiots.
And I'm still not quite sure.
But basically, he wrote an article in the Wall Street Journal.
And it's basically, you know how people are always saying that going to the cinema is kind of a shared experience.
Yeah.
But now that TVs are getting bigger.
Yeah.
And you can just download anything you want immediately that people are just going to stay home.
And what he's basically saying is that movie making won't be an experience anymore.
It'll just be content like a tweet or a Facebook post or whatever, like streaming media.
And people won't care anymore.
I think what he's basically saying is the magic will go and he'll be out of a job.
That's basically what he's saying.
But he also says, probably in this thing that I read.
Yes.
You've made more sense of that than I could.
That, you know, there's always been challenges like, you know,
and cinemas have always adjusted.
Like, now they've got widescreen and surround sound and 3D,
but that sucks, you know.
Well, based on my recent experience,
what they've done to adjust and bring me back to the cinema
is charge me $26 to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
So...
Not a fan.
Yeah.
But yeah.
I guess he's right, though, because that's where it's going.
But I don't know whether it will diminish content.
Because people still appreciate good content.
I mean, what he's saying is that nowadays you can go to the cinema and see a cool indie film or whatever.
Yeah.
But that if we go to this instant content kind of medium that people will not be interested in those anymore.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's true, though.
Well, that's it.
Didn't you also say that then also the profit, like the weekends, the cinema weekends will be driven by what's a popular movie so if your movie comes out friday and doesn't do well yeah that will then get
replaced by whatever the popular movie was the previous week okay so yeah god we didn't we we
should have done more research on this look all i'm saying is christopher nolan said some stuff
during in and you know it just so happens that soon one of his movies will be coming out that's
yeah well that's it.
Yeah.
And he's probably British, but I think he's not British.
I think he is British.
I'm pretty sure he's from like Boston or something.
Oh, God.
Is it British?
Hang on, let me find this.
I'm just looking it up.
What we should have done, though, is just made the reference and let our listeners look it up.
As always.
British-American film director.
Yes, yes, yes.
Early life. Jeez, Wikipedia is great. Yes, yes, yes. Early life.
Jeez, Wikipedia's great.
Okay, he was born in London.
Yep.
His childhood was split between London and Chicago.
Okay, so he's not from Boston.
But there you go.
Yeah.
But they're all...
Boston and Chicago are in the same country.
That's right?
That's absolutely true.
Chicago, the windy city.
The windiest city.
So, so, just windy.
So, god damn windy
Sure is Mason
You go there for a deeper dish pizza
And you
You get caught in those windy roads
Never get your way out
Alright alright
Okay
Now I'm closing that tab
About Christopher Nolan
And let's never speak of it again
I'll cut that out Great Alright I just want to quickly say speak of it again.
I'll cut that out.
Great.
All right.
I just want to quickly say,
Mason,
before we launch into Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Yep.
Dotpoter.
Dotpoter.
Dotpoter and Rotpoter.
It's a little bit confusing.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I stole that
from Red Letter Media
because they said it
for Rotpoter a few years ago
because I re-watched their
review of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Rotpoter?
Yes.
Sure.
Because I'm waiting
for their review of Dot Pota.
But speaking of, they're like...
The WatchMojo list.
I just want to quickly touch on this.
People have voted.
It's a top YouTube critics.
Uh-huh.
Best 10.
So the top critics of YouTube.
Yeah.
The video service.
Yes.
So would you say that means something or nothing in life?
You're a friend of mine.
Something. Thanks, man man it's unrelated i just thought i'd say those two things together just to save a bit of breath sure yeah it definitely
means something great thanks man um but yeah thank you to all those who voted for that and if you want
to still do that do that because i'm now in the top 10 mason yeah so if they do make a video i
don't know how it works or what's the determining factors of that. Uh-huh. Is it a certain number of thumbs up?
Way up.
Way up indeed.
But yeah, so there's some good people on there.
You know, your Jeremy Janzes, your Chris Stuckmans, your Red Letter Media.
Uh-huh.
Do you like Red Letter Media?
Yes.
They should be number one, right?
Probably.
They put a lot of work into those.
Yeah, yeah.
I just feel like there's a lot of guys on the internet, and this isn't any of the top
10, but a lot of guys just jump-cutting opinions at everybody.
And some people do it better than others, like Jeremy Johns does, and he does a good
work, but too many people have copied that.
Right.
Do your own thing, and Red Letter Media have, which is why they're our guests next week.
Oh!
Not really.
Not really, no.
No.
So yeah, thank you to that.
And thank you to...
Oh, I also wanted to talk about the X-Men First Class commentary.
Oh, yeah!
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but hopefully we'll do it
at some point
yeah
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That sounds like a legal team.
Say it again.
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Yep.
Does sound like a legal team.
Alston, Proctor, and Becker.
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Maybe he's not.
Maybe he's just an eccentric millionaire.
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Love it.
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Well, we're here, Mason, this week to talk about Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Or as I call it, Rot-Pota.
The way we're going to do this this week, Mason.
He just gave himself the thumb.
This guy.
Yeah, this guy.
Thumbs this guy.
Now, as we always do
this uh
we're gonna go
non-spoilers
then we'll go spoilers
okay
by the way I should
emphasize
I wanted to put in
opening numbers
and whatever
but we're recording
this on the Friday
so we'll probably
miss some great
news as Mason
it's gonna be
great news
yeah
somebody's probably
crashed their Ferrari
yeah
Christopher Nolan
probably crashed
his Ferrari
into an IMAX
camera
probably Brandon
Ralph
probably crashed
into Brandon Routh.
And then it turned out he was invincible all along.
That's why he was cast.
Looked a lot like Christopher Reeve.
Involuntable to everything except Kryptonite.
That's amazing.
You've done something.
Sure have.
So yeah, we're going non-spoilers.
Okay.
But it's looking like also, sorry, this is going to do...
And we'll say clearly spoilers.
But it looks like this is going to do big business, Mason, hollywood it'll knock transformers off the top spot presumably you'd
hope you would hope it took a big dive in numbers last week transformers but it still beat that
melissa mccarthy comedy that came out the heat from several years ago yeah it somehow narrowly nudge that out. So, yeah. What did you think, Mason? Wow.
Of Rotpota.
This guy.
Dotpota.
Yeah, I know.
Thank you.
Yes.
I enjoyed it.
Yes.
Wow, that's good.
Yeah.
Spoiler time.
No, it's not.
There's more things we've got to talk about.
Good night, everybody.
There's more things we've got to talk about.
I did on my review,
so I think people are tuning in.
They probably want to hear your thoughts, Mason.
Okay.
Because I did some things
okay
on about it
no I don't mean
that wasn't supposed to be an insult
I meant as in
wow
I can take anything
I want as an insult
and that's where I've chosen
to take everything
you've ever said
as an insult
that came out real condescending
but it was not supposed to be
the story
yes
now did you think
it was an improvement
on the previous story
ah because I know you weren't wrapped with some of the story because you were like shut up was an improvement on the previous story ah
because I know you
weren't wrapped with
some of the story
because you're like
shut up James Franco
and you're like
the apes will be
killed immediately
the virus was a
very convenient
kind of plot point
yes
and all that kind of stuff
I feel that the plot
in this was a little
bit by the numbers
okay sure
like we
I feel that
they knew where
the end game
was going to be yeah and then they had to work backwards to get there the end game was going to be
and then they had to work backwards to get there.
And so they needed to be, without giving anything away,
they needed to be the requisite betrayals
or the out of alliances or what have you.
And then they needed to fall apart or what have you.
To build to the finale.
Yeah, to build to what we know is, which, you know, to shoot out.
It's in the trailers.
Yeah, it's in the trailers.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I thought it was great.
I mean, you know what, we'll talk about this a bit later.
But there was a kind of a sense of tension, did you feel,
through the whole building up to that kind of battle?
Like it was an uneasy kind of...
Yes.
A little bit too long, I thought.
There was a...
Like I said,
there's the requisite alliances and betrayals,
what have you.
I reckon there was at least one round
too many of those.
Yep, I completely agree.
I think that you could have chopped out...
Yep, a round of that.
It was 130 minutes or something, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Could have chopped out 20.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Could some of them be credits?
Credits?
Apes? You know what... They credits? Credits, apes.
They could have chopped out some apes.
You know what they probably could have cut out?
The bit at the start.
Though I understand why they needed it, where they showed the world map.
Kind of like, and the virus is spreading, and now it's in this country. Because that was essentially a rehash of what happened in the credits of the last film.
Exactly.
And I understand why they did it.
Because I was with a friend of mine when I saw it.
And he said, oh, that was an awesome opening or whatever
but you know
I understand why
it's necessary
but how many times
have you seen
like in a movie
like they show
a world map
and a virus is spreading
or a zombie outbreak
or whatever
like we've seen
a lot of that
but then leading into that
every Resident Evil film
it just sweeps
across the world again
like every film
and everything's a desert
or an ice
yeah yeah
like
is the world a desert
in Resident Evil
or is it not
at one point
the entire world
became a desert
and then in the next film
it was in a city again
I think
yeah
it didn't
parallel universes probably
sure
would you rather
zombie apocalypse
or monkey apocalypse
if you had to live in one
so monkeys are just killing
yeah monkeys or primates So monkeys are just killing?
Yeah, it's plants. Monkeys or primates?
Because monkeys are small.
Okay, it's the Planet of the Apes Apocalypse or the Resident Evil Zombie Apocalypse.
Are all the apes just out to get us?
Or are there some that are like,
Eat with us, James.
You are family now.
There's some like that, yes.
That one.
Yeah, okay.
So the dawn of the Planet of the Apes universe.
Look, you'd probably...
I think you're less likely to be horribly torn apart.
Somewhat.
Though the zombie apocalypse, depending if they're fast or slow, would be easy to survive.
Slow zombie apocalypse, easy.
So you're right, exactly.
You can even walk amongst them.
Yeah.
You can just pretend to be a zombie.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So there you go.
I don't understand how anybody gets snuck up
on a zombie
in that Walking Dead show.
It happens all the time.
Like, they'll be in a forest
and they'll turn around
and the zombie will be
right behind them.
Like, ugh!
Yeah.
It's like,
you would have heard that.
Right, right, right.
Dumb show.
Dumb show.
Wasted opportunity.
Haven't seen it.
It's alright.
It's okay, great.
Yeah.
Where were we?
Plos.
Oh, well, yeah,
but after that opening scene,
and this isn't a spoiler,
because this is in a trailer,
you get a shot of Caesar.
It starts up close, his eyes,
and it pulls out,
and you really just see how good the CGI in this movie looks.
As I said in my review,
to its credit,
you just don't think about it.
Well, I didn't think about it anyway.
That's actually very true.
There wasn't a rubbery bit where it jumped,
and I'm like, because there was a bit of that in the other one.
Yes, exactly.
You mean the 1968 one.
That's...
Yeah.
Terrible CGI.
There's...
No, and I think we have reached the era of CGI
where you only notice if it's bad now.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Like, for all their many, many faults,
the Transformers movies the
transforming effect is generally pretty flawless yeah it was only in the new one with that weird
blocky blocky break apart transforming effect that you notice that it's really like that is
that is they're just they're just testing that out yeah and it's not working it sucks it clearly
does not look like a real thing happening in the real world. Yeah. But these monkeys are flawless.
Yeah.
Again, we know they're not all monkeys.
Yes.
But we're just going to say whatever comes into it.
All the zoologists listening, look.
Shut up.
Thank you.
I didn't want to be the first to say, I didn't want to be the first to insult the zoologists
on this podcast, but there it is.
Bigger zoologists would be awesome, don't you reckon?
Yeah.
I mean, I know I just told them to shut up but you're out of the club seems like a good job yeah
yeah like little things like hard to get right eyes yep mouth obviously and teeth are really
hard to get right have they used actual eyes no i was gonna say have they deliberately done the
green flecks in the eyes yeah because that's the carryover from the no i know that but i mean have
they invented that for the movies because they it's it is that difficult to in the eyes. Yeah, because that's the carryover from the... No, I know that, but I mean, have they invented that for the movies?
Because it is that difficult to get the eyes right.
Oh, yeah, it's possible.
So they've gone, well, if we tweak them a little bit, you won't expect them to look so real.
I thought you were going to say they just use it in Andy Serkis' actual eyes.
Did they?
I don't mean, like, pull them out.
I mean, you know what I mean, right?
Yeah.
It's possible, sure.
Caesar looks like Andy Serkis, don't you think?
He does, yeah.
Or the mannerisms, you can see him in it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Which is a credit to his performance and whatever.
But even things like wet matted fur.
Yep, exactly.
Stuff like that.
Like hands.
Even the face paint.
The war paint, yeah.
It's all...
It looks incredible.
And that opening shot where they're hunting is amazing.
So, yeah.
My brother as well, who I also went with
he kept banging on
about the orangutan.
Oh yes.
How good the orangutan is.
Maurice the orangutan.
But he does look good.
In the cinema
whenever the subtitle
said Maurice
I went
woo woo.
I didn't.
I thought it though
in my head every time.
Great song.
Yep.
Yeah.
What do you think of them
as characters the apes?
There was obviously
more ape characters
in the first one and the ones that were there were more defined. Yes. What do you think of them as characters, the apes? There was obviously more ape characters in the first one,
and the ones that were there were more defined.
Yes.
Did you like that?
You hate characters in movies, though, don't you?
All the characters.
You like robots that break into cubes and then form into cars.
Yeah, absolutely, and then roughhouse with one another.
Yeah.
I think they were good.
I think the fact that they were CGI,
the fact that they were apes and amazing looking...
It was motion capture because each of them was a person.
Right.
I think that they were good, but I think they are kind of stock characters for a drama.
Sure.
And we will forgive that because they're apes and they look so good.
Sure. And we will forgive that because they're apes and they look so good. The fact that you go, wow, it looks like they've trained intelligent apes to do this film.
Yeah.
Forgives the fact that they're kind of cliched a little bit.
Okay, fair point.
I thought as well, they scarred up Caesar's son.
Yep.
So you'd be like, oh, that's Caesar's son.
Yes.
Because the ones who were the characters, you could tell them apart.
They're all distinctive.
Yeah.
Like Cobra from the first film. Exactly. He has the chip out, the chunk missing from could tell them apart. They're all distinctive. Yeah, yeah. Like Coba from the first film.
Exactly.
He has the chip out, the chunk missing from his ear and he has the scar down there.
The scar in his eye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, terrifying.
But what I've got here, what did you think of Coba?
Yeah, terrifying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
He's the worst kind of whatever he is.
Correct.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I thought maybe, you know, I'll talk about that later.
Don't worry about it.
Oh.
But yeah, he himself was great.
The guy who played him, Toby Kebbell, he's going to be Doctor Doom.
So yeah, different guy who did it in the first one.
But you could watch these movies back to back and they flow together pretty well.
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Yeah, well, I re-watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes that day and then I went to the
Oh, really?
Okay.
Did you appreciate it more the second time or less?
Less. Sorry. Well, you watched it twice in a week, didn't you Club. Oh, really? So, yeah. Okay. Did you appreciate it more the second time or less? Less.
Sorry.
Well, you watched it twice in a week, didn't you?
I did, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, watching Cobra, like, you can see where Cobra comes from in that.
Yeah, yeah.
In that, from that story.
So, yeah, I also liked that they didn't speak all the time.
Because that would have been opened up and the chimps are like, my God, this is a good
hunting trip, isn't it?
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
What are you up to?
The hand gestures and whatever and the sign language.
It's clearly supposed to be Australian on them.
But they did...
Yeah.
They did for the more dramatic scenes,
like the larger pieces, they did speak.
Yeah.
I think it was a case of,
for the slower paced stuff, we'll have them sign.
Yeah.
But we don't want people to think too hard.
Yeah, sure.
The big action set pieces or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
So we'll have them.
That's it. And sometimes they'd throw in a word or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So we'll have them. That's it.
And sometimes they'd like throw in a word or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
But also, again, I'm going to talk about that later.
Oh, God.
Make a note.
Make a note of it.
Yeah.
What are the human characters?
Big improvement on the last?
No improvement.
That's a good question, actually.
What do you think?
Well, I thought the main guy was more engaging.
Yep, okay. That's Jason Clarke. He's actually Australian. think? I thought the main guy was more engaging.
That's Jason Clarke.
He's actually Australian.
I was going to say.
He sounded very Australian.
What I like about that guy is... Well, he's John Connor as well.
He's going to be John Connor.
Yet another John Connor.
Great.
Let's take another stab at that.
Don't they know that they perfected it with Edward Furlong?
Radical Edward Furlong.
Just bring him back.
Just bring back Furlong.
Assuming he's still alive. Whatever he looks like. Yep. Bring him back. Just bring back Furlong. Assuming he's still alive.
Whatever he looks like.
Yep.
Bring him back.
Yep.
Yeah, he didn't grow up well.
Yeah, I thought he was more engaging.
What I like about him as well, he seems like a real person.
Like, I don't buy James Franco as a scientist.
Okay, yep.
But he seems like...
And also, not that he's not a handsome guy or whatever, but he just looks like a guy.
Like, they've just got him in this, like, dumb hat and big kind of windbreaker kind
of jacket, which is more practical than, like, he doesn't have, like, a cool kind of...
Vest with guns.
Yeah, exactly.
And he doesn't have the gun on the side of his thigh.
Yeah, yeah.
They call it the Henny Solo.
Yeah, exactly.
Like a Henny Solo.
Yeah, yeah.
So I liked him.
Felicity, I can take or leave.
Yeah, probably fine. But she was good yeah yeah i i always hate it when there's a character who is clearly like he's he's the mcguffin and he's the character mcguffin where he's like the the guy who's gonna set things in
motion yeah in a bad way and it's that guy whose name i can't recall yeah he's always like there's
one on both sides for that yeah you can see it coming from a mile away exactly
that was very
in terms of like
the things that have to happen
in order for us
to get to the finale
that was the most obvious
I think
there's a human character
who hates the apes
and doesn't trust the apes
and you know
he's gonna ruin everything
yeah
that's not a spoiler right
we know
it's in the trailers as well
and he may or may not, though.
Yeah.
It's a good point.
What do you think of that?
This guy.
This guy.
Well, look, one more thing
before we go into spoilers.
The world building.
Have you ever played The Last of Us?
The game The Last of Us?
I am familiar with it.
I haven't played it, though.
I think it was a PS3 exclusive.
It was.
You're right.
Do you want mine?
Yeah, okay.
I need it.
You were supposed to say no.
It was more of a kind of a gesture than a...
No, I definitely wouldn't.
I'll have it, though.
Fuck.
Yeah.
And again, I'm leaving first, and you're going to be stuck in here having to read that thing,
so I'm going to take it on the way out.
Sure.
Yeah, look, it reminded me very much of that, and I don't know whether that's a coincidence,
but that was a really good kind of...
People say post-apocalyptic, but you can just say apocalyptic.
Am I wrong?
Yeah, you are, but I would say because the apocalypse is that initial event.
Okay, just that event.
I would say so, yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
So now in DotPoto, we're post-apocalyptic because the virus is done.
What's post-post-apocalyptic?
Is that where everything's good?
That's a good question.
Probably like post-ironic.
Okay.
Where like you're in the apocalypse
and it's pretty...
You just have fun, you know?
You just enjoy it.
Sure.
Yeah, you know,
maybe it is a little dumb
and everybody's dying
but just enjoy it while you can.
Just enjoy it.
Just don't put a flower in your hand,
you know?
Just enjoy that.
Do you think there's a lot of people
hanging out for an actual apocalypse?
For real?
Yes.
Like a zombie apocalypse or whatever.
We may have talked about this before but I think that a lot of real like a zombie apocalypse or whatever we may have talked about this before
but I think
that
a lot of people
want a zombie apocalypse
because they just
want to shoot people
with impunity
like people
you know
people that sort of
annoy them in life
because that always
happens in those movies
where
there'll be like
a guy giving out
parking tickets
and they're like
eww
and then later on
that guy's
zombie giving out
parking tickets or whatever and they can just blast his head off and everybody laughs you know you're right you're then later on that guy's zombie giving out parking tickets or
whatever and they can just blast his head everybody laughs yeah you're right but i think it's yeah
and you can and again it's where all laws have been repealed or they just don't apply anymore
you can just shoot anybody and be like they were turning into a zombie exactly what are you going
to do test that person to see if they had the zombie virus there's no time oh sorry i'm going
to shoot you yeah exactly so yeah i'd prefer not to be honest maybe i'd like a day give me a day yeah true yeah but i
don't want to kill anybody no is that weird you are you're the odd man out yes okay yeah yeah
that's what i just want also i know this is off topic who cares the purge right you familiar with
the purge the movie is that the one where for one day a year there's no laws yeah we're coming out
or it's out.
I don't know.
Keep on purging.
Keep on purging.
And then everybody's doing the this guy in the poster.
But I feel like if there were like no laws, do you think people would just run around
and kill each other?
Do you think people would devolve to that?
I don't think so.
I think because let's say all the rules didn't apply for one day and then you killed somebody's wife or whatever.
Yeah.
You'd have a year of passive aggression from that guy.
You'd have to live next door to that guy.
They'd be putting their trash cans out like real meat and they'd stare you down.
Yeah, yeah.
And then...
Also, they'd try and kill you next year.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I think that film's full of holes.
That film I haven't seen.
Yeah, sure. The sequel that is soon coming out that I probably also won't see. That. Yeah. Anyway. I think that film's full of holes. That film I haven't seen. Yeah, sure.
The sequel that is soon coming out that I probably also won't see.
That's it.
Well, that's dragged out the non-spoiler talk enough.
Sure has.
We got it.
Hang on, where did we end up there?
What was the last poem we made?
The World Building, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't actually talk about that.
Oh, okay.
Did you like it more than you did?
What?
What?
Stop repeating everything I say.
Not doing it.
Okay, good.
That'd be silly.
I actually enjoyed that, you know, there was so much of the city that had been overgrown.
Yeah.
That looked really, really fantastic.
Sure.
Was that all CGI?
What did they do there?
I think they did a lot of it, yeah.
Like the ape village they made and like a lot of that kind of stuff that they put together.
You can tell when it's real and not generally.
I think it's getting to that point again where you can't tell.
If it's bad, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Because you know when you notice a CGI background in Attack of the Clones or whatever.
Yeah, absolutely.
You don't really notice it as much anymore.
Until they do a zoom shot and you're like, whoa, they did a zoom shot.
Is this real life?
Zoom shots always take me way out of a movie.
Because I'm like, they didn't really get a crane that can go into space.
Right.
Because they normally go out to space, you know, when they do that zoom shot.
Talking about stuff that we don't notice until it's bad.
What did you think of the music?
The score, generally?
A little...
I thought it was kind of...
It's like the original.
Yeah, I thought it was quite reminiscent of the one from the 60s.
They don't use that at the end. That's of the leading up yeah yeah yeah that i mean that
was would have been a deliberate stylistic choice absolutely but that that stood out a bit for me
i'm like this is a little too again for a for a while we know where it's gonna go yeah it's a
little too wacky i thought but there you go yeah fair point you don't like a homage i do what else
was homaged in this were there any apes yeah definitely
were there any other references that uh there was not not there was no obvious dialogue
yeah it didn't really it didn't allude to the first or that it was going to lead into the first
one too much the first one the original too much i mean we'll talk more about that in future okay
the future yep of the franchise but i don't think so okay good maybe there was
some hints to battle for the planet of the apes which this is sort of based on yes okay but i
haven't seen that in its entirety neither right all right let's move on you watch it when i read
it read out those okay great i'll have plenty of time so on your new ps3 yeah absolutely yeah yeah
spoiler talk mason okay let's do this.
Yeah, I thought the world was great, though.
Very convincing.
Very run down.
I like an overgrown city.
Better than the one where Will Smith is a bloody good guy.
Absolutely.
A bloody legend, mate.
Spoilers, everybody.
Yes.
Come back at some point, because we'll be doing other things and letters and what we
read.
Certainly come back to the podcast.
Yes.
Like, as a whole. Yes. Like as a whole.
Yes.
Like download next week's episode.
You don't have to.
Where we spoil every film you've ever loved but haven't seen for some reason.
I didn't think of that sentence before I said it.
I just started talking.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Sure.
First off, I just want to say, there seems to be a habit that they get these big name
established actors like Brian Cranston in Godzilla and Gary Oldman in this.
Where they're like, Gary Oldman's in it.
He's in it for maybe 10 minutes.
Right, okay.
Maybe 10 minutes.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Wasn't a lot of Oldman in this movie, was there?
No, and I think they attempted to get us up to speed and make him sort of a character we can have some compassion to.
Like they tried to fast forward that.
With the photo?
Yeah, like when his iPad finally charged back up again.
And he was like, I'm a family or whatever.
And then we're supposed to feel a little bit conflicted when he...
He gave us some sweet Oldman tears though.
I can cry.
Yeah.
He can cry and racially vilify people when he's drunk on the streets.
Did you spend a little bit of that movie
in that ten minutes
where you're going,
is he a good guy or is he not at all?
Is he insane?
Oh well.
Oh well, yeah.
Yeah, I guess we got crammed.
He also said he did Batman
if it was pretty much a paycheck.
Okay, that's alright.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's Batman.
Yeah, this is a paycheck for us.
Yeah, yeah.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
I'm getting a free PS3.
I'm getting a sweet spot on my shelf where I can put something else.
Yes, that's right.
Okay, yeah, they did.
I didn't feel a lack of Gary Oldman necessarily.
I thought he was in there as much as he needed to be.
Yeah, okay, sure.
Fair enough.
And they also sort of...
It was through exposition that we learned that him and our main guy founded the city together.
John Connor founded the city together.
Yeah, it's fine.
It was good enough, yeah.
Yeah, it was good enough.
Cool.
I was interested in your thoughts.
You probably got like $3 million for that.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm guessing.
Right.
I want to talk more about the talking as well.
Okay.
I liked how they didn't know that the apes could talk.
Right.
Because when you think about it, I didn't realize this going in, nobody would know that
they could talk.
Correct.
Yes.
Because only James Franco, who's dead, who they sort of, there was a brief James Franco
cameo sort of.
Yep.
Footage from the first.
And Draco.
Yes.
James Frankia.
James Frankia.
Doesn't make sense.
That's the worst.
That's the worst portmanteau I've ever done, I think.
But I stand by it. Doesn't matter. And Dr draco malfoy heard him talk as well but then he
was electrocuted oh yeah so they're the only ones who knew that they could talk and i like that
the original the humans were the human characters are like then there's something off about those
right they're they're not normal and then gary albin's like, shut up. Like, they didn't talk.
You don't know what you're talking about.
And then when they come into the city, which is an amazing scene, when they start talking,
everyone starts freaking out.
Yeah, yeah.
As you would.
I thought it was actually, talking of Gary Oldman, I thought he did say, you know, that's
impossible, crazy, whatever.
But he didn't do it in a cartoony way.
Yeah.
Like, often it'll be like, I don't, you know, in this sort of movie, especially, you know,
from films from a few years ago.
I'd use him in Robocop.
Yeah.
He's in that quite a bit,
sorry.
Right, right.
But like, you know,
that sort of character
would be like,
I don't believe you
and what's more,
I'm cutting,
you can't have any
of these guns
and I'm cutting security
for this whole place
because you guys are crazy
and we don't need any of this.
You know,
he's one of those guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where he just like, you go to him for help and he just ruins everything.
He just refuses to, yeah.
He makes everything worse for everyone.
Which he kind of did in this movie anyway.
I guess so, but yeah.
But yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, we were talking about before how the plot kind of went back and forth.
Uh-huh, yeah.
There's betrayals.
There's betrayals.
You're right, there was one too many betrayals.
Yep.
Where it was like, there's betrayals. There's betrayals. You're right. There was one too many betrayals. Yep. Where it was like, there's a misunderstanding.
And then Jason Clarke would run up a hill in mud and then apologize to Caesar.
Would that happen like three times?
Probably, yeah.
I reckon it was probably three.
Yeah.
I mean, I might be wrong, but it seemed like it happened way too much.
Cut out at least one.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did that guy bring that gun?
Exactly.
Yeah.
You wouldn't.
He's that guy who
ruins everything yeah you don't do it unless yeah that'd be fair though he didn't start the war
so much i mean he kind of it didn't help but cobra was the one that kind of that's true that off did
you like his his arc did you think he went crazy for no reason i think he went very rapidly yeah
he didn't feel like he had his you know at the end It was clear that he had his own agenda
Right yeah
And that he wanted to take over the apes
And whatever
But it didn't feel like that at the start
He felt like they were friends
Did you feel that?
Yeah you're right
Killed that bear
Yeah that's true
That was pretty amazing
Yeah okay that was pretty good yeah
Yeah I mean
Yeah but I mean
It wasn't
Like you said it was a bit fast
But still
Yeah I mean if you are willing to, you know...
If you ultimately want to...
If it's in your heart to take over the ape civilization or whatever,
surely you would let Caesar and his kid die.
Yeah.
If that was your goal from day one or whatever,
you'd be like, oh, here we go.
I can just turn my head, pretend I don't see this.
They'll get killed by the bear and then I, second in command, will take over this.
Exactly.
Right.
You're right, I think.
But then, you know, from...
Again, I wasn't forced.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe for a super smart ape, he's not the super smartest.
Sure.
And, you know, in his agenda changes that went on when he saw that they had the armory.
So in a way, he was right.
If they hadn't have got that generator up up and running they would have come up the hill and
killed them all or tried to kill them right yeah so yeah do you think they put the dam in there
because at one point they're going to break the dam and say damn them all to hell do you think
that was no absolutely no no no way when i saw the dam i like, I wonder if someone's going to say that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm disappointed.
Yeah.
I felt that was also kind of a...
That was a little bit of a plot contrived.
That was the point.
That was how to bring them together.
Yeah, yeah.
You need something to bring them together.
I guess you do.
But I mean, it was interesting that they were like, okay, we've done literally everything.
Like, everything is connected here.
We've done all the work to power this city.
Yep.
Except for the, you know, fixing stuff in that drive room or whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
But yeah, it's a mechanism to get them all together.
That's fine, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Good CGI baby chimp.
Not bad.
One of the best I've seen.
Sure.
You know what?
In the battle
right
the final battle
where not a single person
reloads the entire time
sure
wait let me think
a chimp doesn't
indeed
at all
yeah that's true
yeah
because that guy's
coming in guns blazing
two machine guns
that's true yeah
it's pretty great
but nobody ever reloads
that's fine
but it's not
if they did that say
in the 60s,
that's a funny battle, isn't it?
Absolutely.
And it did not look ridiculous.
You're right.
It was full on.
It was intense.
Like chimps and people exploding.
Yeah.
I mean, for starters, in the 60s,
they would have only had the budget
for about six monkeys on horses.
So...
Yep.
It's just embarrassing.
Yeah, yeah.
And it would have been on a beach in the daytime. Yeah. Yep. It's just embarrassing. Yeah. And it would have been
on a beach in the daytime.
Yeah.
So it would have looked ridiculous.
Yeah.
Right.
You're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it would have been
that sweet child.
You can see them.
You can see their masks,
you know,
under their chin,
flapping up and down.
You can see the human underneath.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That battle actually went
the way at the start,
which you said the battle
would go in the last movie.
If chimps really attacked humans,
they'd just be gunned down
right
which is what was
just happening at the start
yeah yeah
they were just being
mowed down like
in the dozens
you know
but then the tide
somehow turned
Cobra
he got on that tank
and he crashed
he did crash that tank
yeah yeah
what did you think of that
I felt that was a little
maybe a little music video-y
he wasn't steering that
I don't think so no
it just kind of happened
hit the gate
yeah yeah
it was a bit musical video-y but yeah I't steering that. I don't think so, no. It just kind of happened and hit the gate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a bit
musical video-y.
But yeah.
I think we're criticising
this a lot,
but it was good.
I enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed it.
I thought it was
one of the better movies
I've seen.
I think it's a good movie,
but I probably
wouldn't see it again.
Okay.
Like even on
home video,
probably,
because it was
a little long.
Okay.
I've gotten what I need
to get out of it.
Sure.
See, I would see it again.
I would definitely
see it again. Okay. Maybe even tonight. Oh. Not tonight. Okay. I've gotten what I need to get out of it. Sure. See, I would see it again. I would definitely see it again.
Okay.
Maybe even tonight.
Oh.
Not tonight.
Yeah.
I'm busy.
Not really.
I was going to stay home.
Was there any reference?
There was no reference to the Mars astronauts or anything like that?
There wasn't.
Yeah, a few people have questions about that.
Before we get there, Mason.
Okay, right, right, right.
Marlo Burge Lopez has written in.
Yes.
And this is what this person has said
hello friend
yes
this week I saw
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
I really enjoyed the movie
except for the bit
where Ozzy James Franco
finds Gary Oldman
in the sewer
rigging C4
he holds him at gunpoint
and they reveal
that he's made contact
with the armed services
from up north
via the radio
are they bluffing here
wouldn't they have told
Ozzy James Franco
as soon as he saw them
but Ozzy James Franco
doesn't think they're bluffing
because he warned
Caesar about it
I understand this is
setting up for a sequel
but I think it could
have been handled better
I think it definitely
could have been handled better
that would be the first
thing you'd say
when that guy turned up
I didn't even think of that
but he's absolutely right
and I thought it was
also interesting
in a movie that's
131 minutes or whatever it is
that he went straight for
holding a gun on those people.
Yep, sure.
Like, there was no discussion, right?
Yeah, yeah.
At no point did he say, hey, listen...
He just said, I can't let you do that, didn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that from him?
Yeah.
Yeah, at no point did he say, before he got the gun out,
did he say, hey, listen, Caesar's up there.
He's going to finish this.
Maybe give him five minutes
to see how it goes
he just pulled the gun
on them and was like
I'm going to
I will shoot all of you
yeah
maybe they were at
maximum Oldman
at that point
good point
like time was running out
on his contract
yeah yeah
like we've got Oldman
for four more minutes
they've got the Oldman
meter on the wall
yeah yeah
yeah
sure
look after this
he's A he's going to we're going to have to stop paying him and he's going to go on one of his trademark Oldman meter on the wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure. Look, after this, A, we're going to have to stop paying him
and he's going to go on one of his trademark Oldman rants.
And we cannot use any of that.
We cannot.
Just editing alone.
You catch Samuel L. Jackson on a rant, you can put that in.
Yeah.
But not an Oldman.
No, certainly not.
Marlo's got another question, Mason.
Okay, I'm ready.
Or comment.
I'm with the scene where Gary Oldman blows the C4 early, saying something like... A lot of C4-based questions, Marlo's got another question, Mason. Okay, I'm ready. Or comment. With the scene where Gary Oldman blows the C4 early, saying something like...
A lot of C4-based questions, Marlo.
What's going on there, mate?
Are you part of the bloody C4 lobby?
Are you part of Big C4?
Are you trying to sell us some C4?
Because I ain't buying.
You accused me of being part of the Big Salt Company, the other one.
Probably.
Look, there's a lot of corporations out there trying to get our dollar. Was it Big Salt? Or give us dollar. Yeah, sure. It was Big Ov. Oh, there's a lot of corporations out there trying to get our dollar or give us dollar.
Yeah, sure.
It was big of.
Oh, that's right.
Age of extinction.
I don't know.
Good point.
Are you part of Big Salt?
Are you trying to squeeze in a little salt from her there?
I do love the movie Salt.
Yeah.
Not really.
It's why you're always trying to feed me those blocks of salt.
Salt in your tea.
Yeah. All of it. But there is enough C4 in the place to bring down those blocks of salt. Salt in your tea. Yeah.
All of it.
But there is enough C4 in the place to bring down the building, and he knows this.
Yes.
So his death is futile.
I thought it would have been better if he tried to wrestle the gun off Ozzy James Franco
and got shot and killed in the process.
This way, Ozzy James Franco, being a good man, kind of comes into question, and it just
adds a bit more to the plot.
Correct.
What do you think?
I think that would work better, yeah.
Instead of wrestling, why not just shoot him?
Wouldn't that put it more into question?
Absolutely, it would, yeah. Did he know that that wasn't enough c4 though because i thought
that he just did that poorly because he was like this whole tower's coming down but it didn't i
was under the impression that they hadn't finished that yet yeah like that was just one of the struts
like they put up enough to maybe you know they were like okay we're putting these up and now
the plan is to do the rest of them and or maybe there were more teams putting more up okay he
only they'd only put that much up yeah sort of cripple the building a little bit but it was
sure makes sense makes sense did you like cobra's um diehard style death hans gruber pretty good
yeah yeah because you need even more so than Hans Gruber, you need a very definitive death for an ape.
Yeah, yeah.
Because even if you drop him from a great height, he'd probably still be alive.
Yeah.
But yeah, you definitely...
He hit that thing and then he went down.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because Cobra does throw a monkey to his death.
Yeah.
I think that was very much like, oh, no, he's definitely the bad guy.
Yeah.
Like, you've got to get rid of him.
Because if you don't put that in, he's just a guy who's just taking shots.
Oh, then again, he did shoot Caesar.
Yeah, true.
Terrible shot.
Does he not know where...
He doesn't know ape anatomy, obviously.
Yeah.
I meant also in the fact that Coba threw him off a...
Like, Coby threw that
ape
Coby
Coby Brian was there
Coba threw the
the ape
over the side there
yeah
you have to be pretty sure of that
because that monkey might have just
grabbed a thing and then
yeah
jumped away
yeah right
grabbed onto a banana leaf
grabbed onto a banana leaf
yeah sure
do you ever play Donkey Kong
yes
on the Super Nintendo
yeah
it's pretty good isn't it
absolutely
yeah
so yeah
I've got some
we'll talk about the future
of the franchise
before we do that
what did you think of it
in general
would you best movie ever
or worst movie ever
and how would you rank it
say compared to the other
movies over the year
but I would
I'd love to know
what you think of it
compared to say
Captain America
or Spider-Man
or that 300 movie
we sort of watched
oh sure yeah
okay where am I starting here
best or worst
best you know why apes on
horseback firing guns sure you you it's i imagine it's very very hard to pull that off right and not
make it look incredibly ridiculous and they managed it so yeah best movie ever in that regard i'd love
to see more behind the scenes stuff on that i love watching like special effects featurettes and
stuff and that kind of stuff.
I don't like it when like
people discuss like
you know
the boring stuff.
Oh sure.
But special effects
big one.
Yeah yeah.
Couldn't think of anything
that's boring.
The fruit that they had.
Title design.
Title design.
Maybe.
Sure.
That scene
how about
if they were describing
the CGI opening sequence
the thing.
Boring?
Love it.
No.
Love it.
Oh wait with the world
nah shut up
I thought you meant
the bit with the ape
and the rain
and whatever
cool
okay cool
I also say best movie ever
definitive best movie ever
I really really enjoyed it
I don't know if it was
better than the last
it took a different turn
than the last
but the human characters
I thought were better
and I said this in my review
like this works
because the last one works
yep
and because otherwise this movie I mean it works, I think it still works on
its own.
Yeah.
But a lot of this is built off the back, like the characters of Caesar and Cobra are built
off the back of.
And Maurice.
And Maurice, yeah.
He's great.
Yeah.
I, you know, I did like the unlikely friendship between Maurice and the kid.
Yeah.
Sharing comic books and such. He's good. He's Australian as well. Yeah, he's good. He's between Maurice and the kid. Yeah. Sharing comic books and such.
He's good.
He's Australian as well.
Yeah, he's good.
He's in the road.
Oh, okay.
He's really...
I hope he does more stuff.
Okay.
He's good.
I had a thought about something.
Let me think.
Other movies in the year.
There we go.
No, I actually thought...
I found Rot Pota, by comparison, a little sappy.
Okay, sure.
I don't think there was anything...
Like...
Yeah, I don't know.
There was nothing wrong with it. I just thought it was a little... Little John Lithgow? Yeah, a little... Yeah. I'm not going to do his voice. Okay, sure. one it's pretty good yeah what about like would you enjoy it say more than like your captain
america's or what would you compare it to as movies of this year what's it closest to
a robo i'll give you some movies okay ready robocop it's not like that because there's apes
300 rise of an empire not like that because there's apes dunstan checks in ah it's not like
that because in dot poter none of the elevators work.
And in Dunstan Checks In, I'm pretty sure it was all elevators all the time. It was at least one.
Yeah.
No, I think that this was a whole different animal.
Hey, hey.
But no, I find the Captain America and et cetera just more fun as a general rule.
Yeah.
I would go to to depending on what mood
I was in
I would see a different one
I wouldn't
it wouldn't be a toss up
between
it would be a toss up
between Captain America
and Planet of the Apes
but
probably if I was after
a fun film
Captain America
superhero kind of thing
I respect your
it was better than
Spider-Man though
sure
yeah
turn off the dark
yeah
yeah yeah
great
yeah I would I'd say I'd put it on par with Captain America It was better than Spider-Man, though. Sure. Yeah. Turn off the dark. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I'd put it on par with Captain America.
Wow, okay. Different things.
I mean, I'd have to see them both again, but yeah.
But I think it's been, compared to last year, I feel like it's a stronger year for blockbuster
movies.
That's very true, yeah.
I mean, I might be wrong, but I'm not.
Yeah.
Nice.
Because even like, because everything that came out i was kind of like yeah it's good
like even pacific rim and like man of steel at the time and whatever else came out like iron man 3
and thought the dark world they're all fine yeah but i feel like this year is a better year for
film blockbuster films anyway i think you're probably right though all those films are
a lot of those films in 2013 were okay yeah that, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
The Future, though, Mason.
Lewis Hurd has written in very aggressively.
Oh.
No.
Steady on, Mace.
He says, do you think the threequel is going to be called Age of the Planet of the Apes?
I hope so.
They get an of in there.
Get an of in there. It's my favourite.
Yeah, that's right.
Get an of in there.
So, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me.
I'd prefer it if they didn't. Yeah, yeah. That's my favourite. Yeah, that's right. Get it off in there. So yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. I'd prefer it if they didn't.
Yeah, yeah.
That's where everything's going these days.
Yeah.
Well, some people are saying, I want this to lead into the Charlton Heston one.
Right.
Other people are saying, I want this to be an extended version of this.
If you go Charlton Heston, you go into the future, thousands and thousands of people.
Caesar's dead.
Caesar's dead.
Exactly.
All the characters.
Pope is real dead. He's so dead. Unless he comes back as a ghost. Oh, yes. Caesar's dead. Caesar's dead, exactly. All the characters. Pope is real dead.
He's so dead.
Unless he comes back as a ghost.
Oh, yes.
That's fine.
I'll be happy with that.
Yeah, exactly.
Which do you want to see?
Do you want to see a Charlton Heston one?
No, I think it's not clear at this point,
but I don't think they're in the same universe.
Oh, I don't think so.
No, I think they've established this.
They've definitely rebooted this.
Yeah.
the same universe oh I don't think so
no I think they've
they've definitely
rebooted this
yeah
I would like to
I think the
the threequel should be
somewhat further in the
future like a few
more years
yeah
and most of humanity
is gone
and
those astronauts
come back
okay
so it would be
it would be original
Planet of the Apes
esque
yep
or maybe it's
the apes
it's maybe it's a decade later or something.
How long do apes live?
Oh, I'm sure it's different because they're whatever.
Exactly.
So you could set it 50 years in the future.
Yeah.
So he's still alive somehow.
Yeah.
He's quite old.
Yeah.
So we could still have that character.
Maybe not 50 years.
That's crazy because then the astronauts would be dead.
Wild time.
See, I don't think they...
It's not a time-travelling kind of thing, is it? Yeah, it's not a time traveling it's not a time travel
yeah it's not a time traveling kind of universe i reckon if you said it 10 years let's say they
go to mars i don't know how long it takes to get to mars get your ass to mars there we go
let's say it's three years to get to mars they stay there for a couple of years yeah
three years back it's like eight or nine ten years in the future they've come back they've
lost communications they've lost communications it's enough time for their to the apes to spread out a lot further yeah
maybe they maybe the astronauts land not anywhere near san francisco but just somewhere in the
midwest or something like that and they can't find any humans but they find a lot of apes okay and
it's a classic fish out of water comedy you know what I mean
so you don't think
they'll go
because it's sort of
alluded to in this
that this is going to go
all out war
in the next one
oh okay right right
yeah that's a good point
do you want to see
an all out war
apes human war
kind of thing
ah you know
actually maybe
if they're going to
stretch this to four films
yeah
and then
this is doing well
this will go forever
right right
it's the new it's like the new Planet of the Apes franchise.
Okay, how about this?
All-out war ends in a nuclear strike.
Most of humanity is wiped out.
In the fork wall, astronauts come back.
Sure.
That would totally work for me.
Print it.
Cut it, print it.
That's right, we did this.
We did it again.
Good stuff.
I would like to see Jason Clarke again, though.
Yeah, okay. I think he was good enough that you could put him back in things. Yeah, yeah. He's it again. Good stuff. I would like to see Jason Clarke again, though.
Yeah. I think he was good enough that you could put him back in things.
He's going to be John Connor.
Absolutely, yeah.
And he'd be like, listen, General, the monkeys, the apes, they're intelligent, blah, blah, blah.
And the General's like, I don't believe you.
Lock this man in the brig.
Switch off all the landmines.
Bring the gate down.
Bring the gate up.
It's fine.
That was pretty much Terminator Salvation, wasn't it?
Yeah, it absolutely was.
Terrible.
Well, Mason, this is probably your favorite section of when I do a review.
Yeah.
YouTube comments.
Oh, yes.
Where I take some YouTube comments that people have written.
Yep.
Ones that, let's just say, they're worth commenting on.
Uh-huh.
Okay?
Yep.
Oliver Child says,
I said in the review that there's a bit where chimps are firing machine guns and it's great.
Oliver Child says,
Cobra is a bonobo, not a chimp.
But Vadim86738 says,
A bonobo is a type of chimp.
I don't know whether that's true.
You know what?
It sounds like it is.
Don't engage.
Just let those two fight it out on YouTube.
Absolutely, I am.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep us updated next week if they've kept arguing.
Get a bookmark in that.
Put a pin in that.
Next week we'll come back.
Some go forever.
Yeah, absolutely.
I very rarely intervene.
But some just go for a very long time.
I'm enjoying that so far.
Like weeks.
Yeah.
There's a few running feuds on some of my videos.
Keith Lindsay one says
why don't you
kill yourself
haha
yay
why don't you
and that's directed
at you right
yes
and that's all he says
I double checked
I'm like
did he
was it a comment
on a comment
no I went to the video
it was there
great
so I get
because I get an email
every time I get a comment
yep
so I read them
so you've got that
so you've got that
in multiple formats I got that
And I went
Hmm interesting
I wonder if he directed that at me
Went there
Definitely at me
He wants me to kill myself
Not specifically
Why
Yeah just do it
Why don't you
He's wondering
Has he commented on anything else of yours
Did you check
Oh I should check
No I haven't
I can do that now
Yeah check real quick
We'll wait around
Because
Maybe he just comments on everybody's video
Why don't you kill yourself
maybe he's part of some sort of weird death cult okay well that's fair i'm okay with that yeah or
maybe he's looking for inspiration that makes me feel worse why don't you kill yourself and you're
like because i make fun videos with people and he's like oh yeah embrace the day you know i'm
just looking through some comments here it's just people arguing i just got a whole lot of people
arguing about Transformers.
What have we got here?
Let me check.
I'm running a search.
I'm using technology.
With Bing?
You know it.
Great.
No, there's nothing.
Fantastic.
He's in and he's out.
He's gone.
There you go.
That's a shame.
Maybe I'll check out his page and see what he's done.
And next week, we'll start our new segment, Why Don't You Kill Yourself?
We'll call it Keith Lindsay 1,
The Exploits of Keith Lindsay.
I also got somebody,
though this got deleted
so I can't find it.
I got someone again
accusing me that I didn't see it
because it's not out.
Right, of course.
Came out Wednesday here
so we saw it pretty early.
But yeah,
so I love that.
I love it when somebody...
Some people accuse me me as we know
after it's come out like
well after right like
they're like as if you've
seen it why would I
lie what's I have $26
to spend on this
this is my favorite
though and I was I
showed you this before
the show you did because
I was like is this mean
to bring this up because
he clearly has missed
something in the video
but then we checked and he hadn't commented on anything else and he's not a subscriber so we're gonna burn him He did. Because I was like, is this mean to bring this up? Because he clearly has missed something in the video.
But then we checked and he hadn't commented on anything else.
And he's not a subscriber.
So we're going to burn him.
We're going to burn him.
I said in the... The way my reviews work is, as you put it more eloquently,
basically I give everybody the information they need to know about the movie,
hopefully without spoiling it.
Give my own opinion so you can tell whether I like it.
And then for some arbitrary reason,
I just name it worst movie ever.
Yeah.
Just because.
And hoping,
like in your Transformers review,
you said,
I have to give this worst movie ever because there's a character
with a gun in his face
and he's not called Gunface.
Yes.
Right, exactly.
And a lot of people lost it.
And you would assume
that everyone would get to that bit
that you're doing
and be like,
oh, the internet.
But they don't.
They're like, the internet?
That's right.
But I said that it's worse movie because Caesar is named after a pretty mediocre salad.
Sure.
The Caesar salad.
And Ryan Gillette has written, thought he was named after Julius Caesar, not the salad.
Yay!
It's not malicious. No. I think he was just trying to be helpful. He's just going to find, he just wants. Yay! It's not malicious.
No.
I think he was just trying to be helpful.
He's just going to find...
He just wants more information there.
That's okay.
Yeah.
And also, he gave you the out there.
Yeah.
Like, he didn't say, hey, idiot.
Yeah.
He's named after Julius Caesar if you'd seen the first film.
Yeah.
He was like, he gave you the opportunity to revise your opinion.
So, in many ways, you're the bad guy here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You told me to bring it up.
I did, because I wanted to paint you as the bad guy yeah yeah not malicious so i appreciate that also thank
you to the people who the dozens possibly hundreds of people who wrote really nice things sure so
thank you to all those people all right mason you know what it's time for what's it time for
what we read in oh yeah maybe i say the what we readin', then you say the what we gonna read.
Okay.
What we readin'?
What we readin'.
They've sung.
I'm doing a thing.
What are we reading
today?
All right, Mason.
Do you want to go
or do you want me to go?
No, you go.
I'll go, but you go.
Sure.
Well, I wanted to... Mine's go but you go sure well I wanted to
mine's not monkey related though
I wanted to ask you something though
yes
mine's not themed this week
it doesn't matter
neither is mine
I'm reading
neither is mine
ok
lock and key
I was actually going to bring this up anyway
because I brought it up briefly last week
it's a 6 volume comic series
it went from I think 2007 or 2000
yeah
last year maybe
probably
I think maybe 2009 not the point Mason right it's, maybe? Probably. I'm thinking, maybe 2009.
Not the point, Mason.
Right.
It's quite good.
It revolves around, have you read any of it?
I haven't.
People tell me I should though.
Yeah, it's quite, and it concludes well.
I love reading comics when I know that it's got a definitive end point.
Yep.
And I know that it ends well.
Well, not even that it ends well, this, that it ends, that there's an ending.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, and it's a contained thing.
But basically, it revolves around this family that goes to this small town,
or back to this small town where the parents are from.
And in this old house,
this kind of Lovecraftian house that they live in.
I think the town is actually called Lovecraft.
There you go, okay.
So it obviously takes inspiration from some kind of craft,
like a basket weaving.
I'm not sure.
I don't know much about craft.
And basically, there's a series of keys that they find,
these magical keys that perform different magical tasks.
Like one might, you know, turn you into a giant
or one might give you the ability to fly
or one might give you the ability to take memories
out of people's heads or whatever.
It's really...
Convoluted's the wrong word,
but it's quite in-depth storytelling.
But it's very...
It's tight
do you know what I mean
like it's
it makes sense
it does that thing
that you like
where it tells us
it has rules
and it sticks to the rules
right exactly yes
the characters are consistent
and you know
and interesting
and have interesting
kind of journeys
and arcs
and whatever
the villains are quite interesting
that turn up in it
it's pretty dark
and there's a lot of like
death and whatnot
and terrible things
happen to people
and whatever.
But I would thoroughly recommend it.
If you like something
with a little bit of edge,
Lock and Key is the way to go.
And I'm hoping
that this movie comes out
because I'd love to see it.
I might watch that pilot
at some point as well.
Yeah.
What have you got, Mason?
Well, this is a bit of a plug, actually.
Oh my goodness.
Not for me.
Yeah.
You bloody sellout.
I know, right?
What are we doing? Well, it's actually something that I am reading am reading uh a friend of mine uh his name is nicholas j johnson
okay uh he is uh known as australia's honest con man he's like a uh he's a he's a guy who
goes around australia in the world and he he shows people how how people are getting scammed
okay and he sort of shows people how to not be scammed.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a very simple way of putting it.
Has he got a way to get out of somebody putting a gun on you?
No.
It's not really a scam, though, ultimately, is it?
Good point.
Yeah.
But he's written a novel.
It's called Chasing the Ace.
Okay.
And I went to the launch party the other day
and I got a copy of the book and it's pretty great.
And it's sort of about a young guy who's spent his whole life
sort of watching, you you know learning about scams and watching sort of you know con man movies
and he wants to sort of get into the get like he hasn't he doesn't have any real world experience
yeah with it and then he sort of but he wants to get into that game because he it's you know it's
a world that kind of excites him sure and then he meets sort of a kind of a guy who is in that world
he's sort of burned out on it and they kind of team meets sort of a kind of a guy who is in that world who's sort of burned out on it
and they kind of team up.
Sounds like a kind of
like the Sting sort of situation.
It is a kind of the Sting
kind of situation.
I love the Sting.
But it's super entertaining.
Well, I think you should
give it a round of applause.
That sounds really good.
It's good.
It's actually,
the Kindle edition
is $12 on iTunes.
Well.
Not iTunes, Amazon.
I'm going to download that for reals.
Absolutely.
It's real good.
Okay.
Is there an audio book
or do you think there's going to be?
There is going to be an audio book.
So is it doing well or will it do well? it's been on a it's been on a local
bestsellers list okay fantastic yeah but it's out on uh simon and schuster so okay probably get it
what's it called again chasing the ace chasing the ace all right yeah i wanted to ask you another
thing mason okay i'm ready last week you brought up ape and the girl no it was angel in the air
yeah and i only bring it up because you said something
and then I made an every which way but loose joke
and then we didn't come back to it.
I feel like I want to know what that is specifically.
I know you said they're a detective team or something.
Correct.
But I feel like I cut that off too short.
It's pretty much it.
Do you want to look?
No, it's fine.
Just give me a rough kind of, is it a funny thing?
Yeah, it's like a wacky.
What world is it set in?
It's...
I think...
Hang on.
Give me one second.
I've got time.
Yeah, I know you do.
You know you could have Googled this, right?
Yeah, I know, but I thought you'd do it better.
Hey, a guy, the Chris Stockman, the YouTube critic guy.
Yeah.
I saw a tweet from him the other day.
He goes, people stop emailing me, stop tweeting me questions.
I'm not...
You could just Google.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay, so Angel, it's one of those ones that was created in the 60s.
And it was wacky only in the way that everything in the 60s was kind of wacky.
Like they're a detective team.
Because Apes sold comic books.
Apes sold comic books, exactly.
For some reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Angel is the lady.
And Sam Simeon is the ape detective.
Is it explained where he's come from?
Where he come from?
I think he's from Gorilla Grodd's Gorilla City.
Okay, cool.
So, it's been a long...
He's the...
Wait, hang on.
Oh, because it's been revived a couple of times.
So, I've only read one version of it. But he's Gorilla Grodd's grandson. Okay. Yeah, hang on. Oh, because it's been revived a couple of times. So I've only read one version of it.
But he's Gorilla Grodd's grandson.
Okay.
Yeah, psychic Gorilla.
Gorilla Grodd.
But yeah, in the 90s, it had kind of like a...
It's more like post-ironic twist.
Sure.
It's crazy how...
Wouldn't it be weird if...
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be weird if this guy was an ape and he had a detective agency?
He had a whole lot going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, great.
Oh, I didn't read this one, but there was a Vertigo version.
So that's probably weird.
Sure.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Well, Mason, as I said, some weeks I'm going to try to include some people who are what
we're reading from a listener.
I would love to hear that.
This is from Cody Stovall.
Remember last week?
Yeah, go ahead.
Go on.
I was going to say last week, people wanted to know if we watched any anime.
Well, that's what this is about.
See, there we go, because I would like to hear it.
Sure.
Because I'm sure, because we're definitely not on the pulse of that sort of thing.
No, absolutely not.
Somebody recommended, they recommended last week Fullmetal Alchemist.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
People often recommended that to me as well, so I should get to it.
Absolutely.
I feel like, though, even though we haven't seen a lot of Adam May, because we have this
podcast, we are the authority on it, would you say?
Absolutely, yeah.
And if you don't agree with that, email in.
Rubbing me hands together.
Cody Stovall, number one.
Death Note.
A must-see.
Literally go and look it up right now.
Watch it.
Okay, I'm going to stop the podcast for a minute.
No, go ahead.
Attack on Titan.
This one I know about.
Okay, yep. I know mostly about it
because I saw a team
four star who do the
Dragon Ball Z one
have done an episode
of this
and I was like
man that looks really good
what's it called again sir
Attack on Titan
the way he describes it
is the walking dead
but with giants
that's right okay
and they're
they've mysteriously
appeared and there's
an even giant
there's a bunch of
near unkillable giants
and then a real giant one
yeah yeah
yeah I've heard about that
it looks good
and the last one is
I don't know how to say this
Baccano
B-A-C-C-A-N-O
let's go with Baccano
sure
like Meccano
like Meccano
exactly
Meccano is too complicated
it's alright
for kids
get it out of here
alright fine
go on
very interesting
and unique characters
so there you go
there's some three
that we'll look into
I mean
yeah
I find I'm really
restricted by
because I do now
two videos a week
and this
and emails
and Twitter
and whatever
I'm really restricted
by what I can watch
and job
like I have a full time job
it's also that part
of my life
which I neglect
quite a lot
because of all this
other stuff
but yeah that sounds great.
So thank you for writing in, Cody.
May all your dreams become reality.
Is that your new sign-off now?
Your new email sign-off?
Even the bad ones.
Great.
Yeah.
All right, Mason.
That's what we're reading for this week and what Cody's reading.
Good stuff.
Let's get into letters.
Okay.
I'm ready.
All right.
Nolan Barth has written in.
Now, he loved Planet of the Apes,
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Dr. Pota.
Yep.
He said, now this has come up quite a bit
in the career of Andy Serkis.
Sure.
Was he ever actually in the circus?
Yes.
I was actually going to say that.
Okay, great.
No, do you think Andy Serkis...
Great minds.
This guy.
These guys.
Both of us guys.
Do you think Andy Serkis would ever win an oscar and what
do you think will happen in the third film we talked about the third film mason yep so that's
so we got ahead of him yeah we did but what do you think um andy circus what do you think about
that winning an oscar i don't think he will i don't think i think that the oscar community
yeah will not recognize they're all a thousand years old yeah exactly they will not recognise that. They're all a thousand years old, aren't they?
Yeah, exactly.
They will not recognise that
no matter how good he is,
no matter how
incredible his mannerisms are,
they wouldn't give it to a guy
in a monkey suit.
They wouldn't give it to a guy
with ping pong balls on his face.
If he died, they'd give it to him.
No, they would give him
an in memoriam, probably.
Okay.
And it would probably be combined
with some other people.
Sure. I reckon at least one other person. And it would probably be combined with some other people. Sure.
I reckon at least one other person.
One of the Brat Pack who's now dead.
Yes, Rob Lowe.
The latest one.
Yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
Yeah, I don't think...
I think they would say, look, there's too much trickery over the top of it.
Okay.
I don't think that.
But he...
Yeah, look, he has a very specific skill that not a lot of people can do. Yep. And he deserves some credit of it. Okay. I think I don't, I didn't think that. But he, yeah, look, he has a very specific skill
that not a lot of people can do.
Yep.
And he deserves some credit for it.
But in all honesty,
who gives a shit about the Academy Awards?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean.
We can see his work.
Yeah, exactly.
And people remember the good movies.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
I know Pulp Fiction didn't win
the Academy Award in 94 or whatever,
but people remember Pulp Fiction.
You look at the, like Crash, I think won the Academy Award in 94 or whatever, but people remember Pulp Fiction. You look at the...
Like, Crash, I think, won an Academy Award.
Have you seen Crash?
Never.
It's fine.
Right.
Like, it's not terrible by any stretch,
but history is riddled with people who should have won Academy Awards.
Crash was in that era where people were amazed
by all the stories that all came together at the end.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Right?
Everybody had an impact on everybody else's life.
Yeah, I thought that's what I figured.
Yeah, I think that... Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, I think they'd get him up if
they won a special effects award, I think.
Yeah, sure.
Or maybe they'd point him out or something like that in the crowd and he'd be like, ooh.
I think what may happen, though, is he will, because he occasionally does a live action
thing, right?
He'll, like, kill a bunch of people.
Yeah, absolutely.
Just on a lark.
Yeah, he's 50.
There you go.
Yeah, sorry, go on. I think what will probably happen is he will do a live action film bunch of people. Yeah, absolutely. Just on a lark. Yeah, he's 50. There you go. Yeah, sorry, go on.
I think what will probably happen is he will do a live action film at some point.
Yeah.
And he will win Best Supporting Actor.
Okay.
And it'll be one of those things where, you know, it's Best Supporting Actor, but it's
really, it's a Lifetime Achievement Award sort of thing.
Okay.
Where they'll be like, well, obviously he's done all this great work, but we don't have
a category for that.
Yeah.
So we're going to give it to him for this.
Yeah.
Supporting role in this film. Sure. Yeah. So we're going to give it to him for this. Yeah. Supporting role in this film.
Sure.
Yeah.
Would you...
Crash 2.
Would you put that...
Would you...
See, it's obviously...
Still crashing.
What about...
Okay.
What about, like,
like a voice acting role?
There's obviously a distinction
between you've got the voice actor,
you've got your mo-cap and voice acting
for the whole performance.
And, you know...
Will they give an award for voice actor?
Yeah, do you think?
Nope. Yeah. No. I think they're all too niche. I think people are going to get... and voice acting the whole performance and you know will they give an award for voice acting yeah no
I think they're all too niche
I think people are going to get
they're going to get
satin awards or whatever
okay
whatever the site
MTV
MTV movie awards
the surfboard
yeah
he's probably collected
a few surfboards
in his time
yeah
to be honest
I don't really
I don't put stock
in any awards
for anything
no
except for WatchMojo's
top 10
definitely yeah
but like even that,
like, it doesn't,
you can like what you like,
it doesn't matter.
People know when they do good work.
Yeah, yeah.
People tell them.
It is,
most of them are an industry
congratulating itself.
Yeah, exactly.
And especially,
we might have talked about this,
but the Golden Globe Awards,
remember that year that
The Tourist with Johnny Depp
was nominated for
Best Musical or Comedy?
And it was like a, it was like a pseudo spy film yeah i didn't see it wasn't yeah but i mean and it was a i think that was the year
that maybe bridesmaids came out something like that and that wasn't nominated but so i remember
some a lot of stuff got snubbed yeah being nominated for comedy like some amazing comedies
and the tourist was nominated sure which could not
possibly be fun
no no no
there'd be some
moments where Johnny
Depp is bewildered
yeah
in that Johnny Depp
bewildered kind of way
but it was not a comedy
and people were like
what it was is like a
bunch of people from
Europe who wanted to
meet Johnny Depp
yeah
so they nominate him
for the reward so he
has to come over
that was it
tricked
yep
okay so he's going to
be part of the main
cast of episode 7
yeah Andy Serkis he is CGI yeah he's going to be part of the main cast of Episode 7.
Yeah.
Andy Serkis.
He is, yeah.
CGI?
Yeah, he's going to... R2-D2.
No, that's not right.
They're going to jam him in that.
I mean, you get Andy Serkis mostly for the mo-cap.
Right, right, right.
Not to say that he will do that necessarily, but...
Do you feel like...
You've got your Andy Serkis, right?
You've got...
Do you remember Armoured Best?
I think his name was?
He was Jar Jar Binks.
Oh, yeah.
And they did things around the same time.
Lord of the Rings came out, I think, a couple of years after Phantom Menace.
Uh-huh.
But...
Short end of the stick.
Yeah.
Armoured Best did some good stuff with Jar Jar Binks as far as pioneering MoCat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But nobody remembers him fondly.
Yeah.
It's probably a script issue, ultimately.
Yeah, well, that's it.
Exactly.
Well, Andy Serkis has been nominated for two things.
Golden Globe Award nomination for his portrayal of serial killer Ian Brady in a British television film called Longford.
Live action.
Yep.
And nominated for a BAFTA award for portraying Ian Dury in Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.
Also live action.
Okay, right. So I don't think
he's getting any...
Doesn't look that way.
He hasn't even been
bloody nominated
for a Saturn award.
Yeah.
Maybe he has, hang on.
But you know,
you've got people
like Jack Palance
who have never won
an MTV Movie Award.
Correct.
So life is full of injustice.
It doesn't matter
how many push-ups he does
in a City Slickers film.
There's an entire article on the awards and nominations received by Andy Serkis.
Okay.
He won...
Sounds like the bloody Academy Awards or a bloody circus.
Oh, hello.
He has won two MTV Movie Awards.
For Lord of the Rings.
Best on-screen duo with Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.
That's really a trio, but whatever.
And best virtual performance. Okay. Maybe that'll become a real Wood. That's really a trio, but whatever. And best virtual performance.
Okay.
Maybe that'll become a real thing.
That's a thing now.
Okay, yeah.
I don't think...
I mean, he would win that every year.
He's won two Saturn Awards.
I apologise.
Then again, Ruffalo's doing some good stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
He won for Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Saturn Award, and he won for Lord of the Rings.
Best supporting actors, both.
Okay.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Good for him.
There you go.
So these Saturn Awards recognise a virtual character as a supporting actor.
So there you go. These are the Sega Saturn Awards. Absolutely for him. There you go. So these Saturn Awards recognise a virtual character as a supporting actor. So there you go.
These are the Sega Saturn Awards.
Absolutely, yeah.
There you go.
Anything else?
He's won a lot of film critic awards
and that does include for like
Lord of the Rings and other stuff.
Good for him.
King Kong.
There you go.
And I know CGI,
we've talked about this a lot.
You should shut his mouth.
You should stop his bloody complaining
because he's won some awards. I don't think he's his mouth. He should stop his bloody complaining. But he doesn't.
Because he's won some awards.
I don't think he's ever complained.
No, he's never complained.
Exactly, yeah.
CGI is, I know it adds a lot more to a performance, but is it the same as wearing prosthetics
and winning an Academy Award because you're wearing prosthetics?
Like Nicole Kidman wore it.
Yeah, exactly.
For the hours.
I know it's different.
Yeah, yeah.
Where's the line?
That is the line, I think.
Jake Gyllenhaal won Best Actor for Bubble Boy. He was in that bubble. Correct. Yeah, yeah. Where's the line? That is the line. Jake Gyllenhaal won Best Actor for Bubble Boy.
He was in that bubble.
Correct.
Absolutely, yeah.
So I guess that is like, it's like a 20-foot line.
Okay, gotcha.
Now, I don't think it'll be, if ever, it's going to be a lot of years.
I think they draw the line at makeup and prosthetic, whatever.
Sure.
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think Virgil's ever going to cut it with the Oscars, which
probably is going to mean
the Oscars is going to seem
less and less relevant
so there you go.
That's it.
See you later,
the Oscars.
Mason.
Yes?
Dean Tarrin has written in
I just want to quickly mention this
he sent us to a link
where Australians have resurrected
gladiator jewels
with carbon fibre suits.
I know I can't show you that
people who are watching
but it's basically
an armoured carbon fibre suit and people hit each other with swords.
What do you think?
I'm in favour of that.
Me too.
Yeah.
It's a traditional sport here, isn't it?
We invented it.
Yes, that's right.
Because Russell Crowe is Australian.
Yep.
And he invented it for the film Gladiator.
There you go.
So he's not Australian?
Is he in or out at the moment?
What's he been doing?
Well, he was in Noah, which was a bit, which was very whitewashed.
You know what, though?
I saw Noah. I was at a friend's house earlier this which was a bit... Which was very whitewashed. You know what, though? I saw Noah.
I was at a friend's house earlier this week.
I saw Noah.
It is whitewashed.
Right.
But it's not...
I thought it was going to be like a heavy-handed religious dogma kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really not.
It's just a romp?
It's just a romp.
There's rock men.
There's big rock men.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Golems.
Yeah, golems.
Yeah.
Oh, something else.
I don't know.
They're angry.
I was surprised.
There's some interesting stuff in that movie.
I don't know if I're angry. I was surprised. There's some interesting stuff in that movie. Okay.
I don't know if I could wholeheartedly recommend it. So it's more of a...
Is it more of like a Greek gods fantasy film than it is?
Yeah, I'd probably say so, sure.
There you go.
But I didn't see Passion of the Christ and whatever.
Looks a bit...
I don't really want to watch Jesus get beaten to death.
Well, I saw...
I didn't watch it, but I flicked over the TV one night and it was just Jesus getting whipped.
He's like,
and I'm like,
oh, I don't care for that.
And then like an hour later,
I flicked it over
and he's just getting whipped again.
And I'm like,
and he's like,
and I'm like,
oh, this is not for me.
Maybe there's some good stuff in between.
Yeah.
Yeah.
David Joseph Kwaroz
said in.
You've almost certainly gotten that correct.
Sure.
He said, wow, you were, first of all, you're so right about Dragon Ball Z, A Bridge by Team Four
Star.
I can't stop watching it.
It's like ruined the show for me.
Great.
It has, it has for me.
But he also wanted to make clear that he's the official John McClane of the Weekly Planet.
Can you shout me out?
He's a good guy, so I'm going to do it.
Absolutely, you do it.
You're going to do it?
No, you do it.
Shout out!
Nice, good stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll call on him anytime it's Christmas.
That's right.
And we need some trouble taking care of.
That's it.
Just say I'm like a hardworking American hero or something.
You are a hardworking American hero.
As far as we know.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah.
Why would you lie?
Yeah.
Unless you're a hardworking American liar.
Andrew Richardson has written in and Daniel Liu has written in and they're both sent in
DVD packs.
Oh, good.
You want to see them?
I would love to see them.
I'll read them out, of course, but what I'm going to do is use the power of technology
Mason to show you.
First of all, I have this picture of Ian Jacker Jackson on my iPad.
I saw that, yep.
This one, it's a five movie pack.
Great.
Mr. Bean.
Oh, for those who listen, because we haven't done this for a while.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
For listeners who aren't aware, I enjoy incongruous multi-packs of DVDs, like where there's no
reason for them to be packaged together beyond the fact that it was really cheap to do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like it's, you know, like two children's films and then a horror film or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you've got any, please send them in.
Please do.
I love them.
Tweet them specifically to Mason, though.
Correct.
Or me, whatever.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Yeah. We've got, in this order them specifically to Mason, though. Correct. Or me, whatever. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
We've got, in this order, Mr. Bean's Holiday.
Sure.
And then it's Mr. Bean the movie.
So you'd think you'd put that around the other way around.
Also, I haven't seen Mr. Bean goes on holiday or whatever,
but didn't he go on holiday in the first one?
Because he went to America and he had that painting or whatever.
Yeah, but he really holidays it up.
Like it's really... Tropical.
It's very tropical in the sequel, yeah.
Then you've got Small Sold...
Very debauched.
Sure.
Small Soldiers.
Okay, CGI action film.
Yeah, which is pretty good, actually.
Yeah, it's fun.
Thunderbirds, live action, Bill Paxton.
Okay.
I'm going to do a worst reboot, and that's going on there.
Not that I've seen it, but if you're going to do Thunderbirds, you do puppets, don't
you?
You absolutely do puppets.
Or at least CGI kind of looking puppets.
And Mystery Men.
Wow, what an odd combination.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's...
I guess if you had...
Comedy?
If you had an assortment of children of different ages...
Yep.
And you wanted to entertain them all at the same time in separate rooms, on separate televisions,
maybe you'd buy that pack.
Sure.
Love it.
Alright, this other one.
These two actually, I think, go together. together fight club and memento i would say they do if you that that is
the if you already know the twist yeah double pack yeah yeah no spoilers here mason okay yeah nice
memento was a ghost the whole time oh my god the other one is classic sci-fi films resident evil
the first one the fly aliens
great some of them are
good aren't they one of
them is good i've never
seen the fly i think it's
jeff goldman the fly yeah
so yeah i think that's
all right okay yeah well
what about aliens that's
the one oh okay you silly
sausage cool thanks guys
absolutely appreciate it
this one is from byron
clark the official rocket
racer of the podcast.
Oh, there we go.
I remember.
On Sunday, I get to
fulfill a lifelong
dream.
Oh, actually, in
Congress DVD pack,
Daxon on Twitter
sent in, he just
said, I finally
found an odd DVD
set, two really
good films and one
piece of shit, and
it's Spider-Man,
Spider-Man 2, then
Spider-Man 3.
That's pretty good.
It's good stuff.
Well done, Daxon.
He started this
whole official this and that. Yeah. Thanks a lot, Daxon. You're a monster. He's pretty good that's good stuff well done Daxon he started this whole official
this and that
yeah
thanks a lot Daxon
you're a monster
you're a monster
he's a good dude
this is from
Byron Clark
official rocket racer
on Sunday
I get to fulfill
a long held dream
and meet the great
Stan Lee
there we go
as I step up
and introduce myself
I feel it's necessary
to pull out a witty
statement of some sort
my question is to you
what would you go with
in my position
yeah this isn't going to come out before sunday unfortunately right we could tweet at him maybe
yeah yeah okay or we could just have him hope for the best yeah sure uh look we discussed this
beforehand maybe we can we can workshop an answer now okay because you couldn't go too
deep with your reference no because i feel he wouldn't know what you're talking about.
Yes.
Like,
any movie,
any comic book thing that he didn't do yesterday,
he's probably not
going to remember, right?
No, yeah, yeah.
If you're like,
hey, remember that thing
you did with Steve Ditko
in the 60s?
He'd just be like,
I sure do.
And then he'd have,
he's probably got like
a pre-packaged thing
that he says.
Yeah, yeah.
About, you know,
living your dreams and putting your imagination You get a thousand times a week. You get a thousand times aaged thing that he says. Yeah, yeah. About, you know, living your dreams and putting your imagination out there.
Because he'd get like a thousand times a week.
He'd get a thousand times a week, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you going to go with?
Well, I would go with, because I couldn't think of a real one, but I'd say, can I own
the rights to your CGI image when you die?
Fantastic.
Because they're just going to plonk him in everything, aren't they?
Absolutely they are.
You're right.
Oh, that would be a sweet money spinner, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't really say that
because I like and respect him.
Right, yes.
But I don't know.
I guess I'd probably get to like...
I'd say,
nice bucket hat, old man.
I'll see you
on the end of the pier
when we're both fly fishing.
I wouldn't say that.
What do you say?
You just...
Because I just want to say,
listen,
I appreciate everything you've done for the comic book industry.
You were there from the very start when this was a joke and it's built to this amazing thing.
How amazing that is that you were there and you've seen this through.
But he probably hears that every day.
Probably, yeah.
So what do you say?
Anytime I'll meet somebody famous, keep it short.
Yeah.
Like, thanks for all the stories or something like that.
I think that'd be nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he'd appreciate that
yeah
yeah
or push a portfolio of work on him
oh definitely do that
yeah yeah
like all your scrapbooks
yep
I don't know man
what do you say
yeah just short and sweet
short and sweet
good luck with that
that's gonna be good
that's gonna be very exciting
yeah let us know
I would definitely like to meet him
please
if I could
yeah yeah
and let us know what happens there
yeah also I remember once the IGN I think it was IGN I would definitely like to meet him. Please. If I could. Yeah, yeah. And let us know what happens there. Yeah.
Also, I remember once the IGN, I think it was IGN, had an internet gaming...
Noodles.
I don't know what that site is.
It's internet gaming noodles.
Okay.
Yeah.
They put an article once, because they asked Stanley about the Nintendo Wii, and they were
like, Stanley doesn't even know what the Nintendo Wii is.
Why would he know that?
Yeah, he's the oldest man in the world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, that's not shocking.
No, not at all.
I mean, if you're that age and you know the Nintendo Wii, it's probably because they brought
one into your nursing home.
Yeah.
So you could get active and do Wii bowling or whatever.
Sure.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
But he's not in a nursing home.
He's a...
He's a...
He's out and about.
Yeah, he's out and about.
Exactly. So why would he know? Exactly. Yeah. He's got stuff to do. He does. He's got fishing to do home. He's a... He's out and about. Yeah, he's out and about. Exactly.
So why would he know?
Exactly.
He's got stuff to do.
He does.
He's got fishing to do at the end of that pier.
Can't plug in a Nintendo Wii at the end of a pier.
No, you can't.
Not a good pier.
No.
Alright.
Banshee, official Green Lantern, has written in Mason.
Wait, which Green Lantern though?
I don't know.
Okay, great.
Right in Banshee.
Yep.
Which one do you want to be?
You can be an original one
Or you can be Gnaut
Those are your options
Yep
Those are your two
Original Green Lantern
Of your choosing
Create the backstory
It's fine
Or Gnaut
Yep
The dog
The dog Green Lantern
The dog
It's kind of a weird dog creature
Okay
Some people think
Hang on
Let me make sense of this
Well you don't bloody think
That's for sure, mate.
Okay.
Leaked pilots.
Yep.
Constantine was recently leaked.
Yep.
Which I haven't seen.
I haven't seen it.
Nice.
Great.
The Flash was also leaked, which we've established I definitely haven't seen.
Right.
Vanjie's saying, what do you think?
Is this a trend from networks to like to see, to test the waters with this stuff?
No, i think every
time this happens somebody gets fired really i'm pretty sure yeah i don't know man i reckon this
how did you know what i'm not i'm not i'm not playing your game how were the special effects
in the flash pilot probably okay would you say because you've seen it would you say that they
look like they're completed
and this is the final product that's gonna go out on TV
or does it look like they kind of maybe
I couldn't possibly say basically
but if I was to say
yeah it's ready to go
okay
and same with Constantine
right
yeah
so do you think that they're releasing them on purpose
I'd say it's a possibility
okay
yeah
I guess
in the sense that
you
I haven't heard anything
about them going around
and
blacking out websites
and
shutting people down
for sharing it
so maybe
maybe there is some truth to it
well what's interesting
maybe that's a new
because I mean
when they released Wolverine
yeah
that was not
that was not deliberate
yeah yeah
I mean it was deliberate
on the part of the guy who got fired for doing it but the studios didn't release that no so maybe
now they've learned well if we give them a bit of sizzle and people feel like they're getting
getting one over on you know it's kind of sneaky and they're part of this elite club that's
found it and downloaded it yeah maybe they'll be more on board with the characters like i've
been on board since moment negative one or whatever yeah sure well i know that i mentioned i mentioned how they
replaced the lead female character in constantine right yeah but apparently and i didn't feel this
because i haven't seen it yep that people didn't like that character and now that now that she's
been written out for somebody who's in the comics. Yeah, yeah. Could be a coincidence. But it could be now they're using the general public
as sort of a mass market research team, I guess.
Yeah, maybe.
That could work.
I might be wrong, but hey.
Well, I mean, there are a lot of film properties
and movie properties and TV properties out there.
I think movie accident, TV show.
Deliberate.
Yeah.
Possibly.
Yeah, okay. You might be right there. I think movie accident, TV show. Deliberate. Possibly. Possibly. Okay, you might be right there.
Because I think they have,
maybe in the past,
they have made series
and people have said,
look, this is good
except for these,
you know, you didn't,
this is not a good translation
of this comic property
or whatever.
So now they can trial it out
and see what people's genuine reaction to that is.
Yeah.
So maybe, yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
Well said, Mason.
Thank you.
All right.
I say words good.
Also, Vanjie says that Star Trek, the animated series is great because I paid it out last
week.
Look, to be fair, I said the animation is terrible and I stand by that because it is.
But I haven't seen enough of it to say whether it's great.
I've heard it's like on path with the original series. or not right that actually got leaked recently what okay good we've
been going for a while yeah we have been going for a while there's a series called star trek phase
two okay which is like a fan built animation no it's not it's live action okay and it's like
because um star trek the original series,
was going to be relaunched as Star Trek Phase 2,
but that got cancelled.
And so some fans have taken on the idea of,
well, we'll do another series of Star Trek.
And it looks amazing.
It's absolutely dead on.
This is recently?
Yeah.
Well, of course.
Yeah.
Because it wouldn't...
Fans making that...
It was 1969.
Yeah, that would not be good.
Okay, that's great.
Dead on it is, yeah.
We've got the ability now, don't we? Yeah, absolutely. As Christopher Nolan says something about information... Yeah, that would not be good. Okay, that's great. Dead on it is, yeah. We've got the ability now, don't we?
As Christopher Nolan says something about information.
Yeah, content.
Content.
Sure.
Thank you for writing in, Vanjie.
Thank you.
Hey guys, Andrew Richardson here from Dublin,
the official gorgeous Irish man of the podcast.
And I was wondering, what do you guys read your comics on?
Do you download them digitally to iPads?
Do you buy collected editions or graphic novels? Or God forbid, do you hunt read your comics on? Do you download them digitally to iPads? Do you buy collected editions or graphic novels?
Or God forbid, do you hunt down the original issues
and spend thousands of euros on first appearances?
First of all, our currency is yen.
Yeah, thank you.
That's what I traded.
I do not buy limited anything.
No, I think I would have in the past, many years ago.
I would have tried to get the weird hollow foil cover or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, not anymore. It's never a limited edition of anything. Unless I happen to fall upon it. many years ago i would have tried to get the the weird hollow foil cover or whatever yeah yeah but
no not anymore yeah it's never a limited edition anything unless i happen to fall upon it like a
sword or no if i if i go to somewhere like a bookstore a comic book store or whatever and
there's books yeah i know right for nerds don't think about it and there's the basic version and
the limited version right next to each other.
And the limited version's two bucks more.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll probably get it.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm primarily digital.
You know, I've got a...
Well, there's Comixology, but there's also...
There's like Dark Horse have got their own and whatever, whatever, yeah.
It's mind-called.
Can't even find the bloody thing, all right?
Mason, too many apps, mate.
Too many apps, mate.
You're too much in the digital age.
I know, right?
That's your problem.
Oh, you can view
them through Stanza.
That's what I use.
Okay, cool.
Does that open
anything?
Pretty much any
CBR, CBZ file,
whatever.
Awesome.
I use Comixology
mostly.
Yep.
I feel those
flaws I talk about
have gotten better.
It's annoying you
still get to go to
the website, but
they've got the greatest bit of content.
But if I can't find anything, I'll get like...
That's pretty sweet.
Spin, fang, foo.
See?
Then sometimes I'll get like the torrent of something.
Yeah, yeah.
If I have to.
Yeah.
I will occasionally buy something like a physical copy of something.
Yeah. Maybe a trade paper copy of something. Yeah.
Maybe a trade paperback or something like that.
Every once in a while,
I will attempt...
Like a new series will come out,
and I'll be like,
I'm going to buy a physical copy of that
every time it comes out.
It's going to be great.
Okay.
And then I'll buy the first issue,
and it'll be great.
And the second issue,
I'm like,
I'm getting back into collecting comics or whatever.
And then...
Look at me.
Look at me.
And then the next issue won't come out
for like four months. I hate that! There'll be some delay. It'll be usually some image comic book or whatever and then look at me look at me and then the next issue won't come out for like four months
I hate that
there'll be some delay
there'll be usually
some image comic book
or whatever
and the creators
have gone on holiday
or something like that
and then four months
will pass
and I'm like
well I'm done with this
yeah yeah
I'm done with
collecting physical again
when you guys
are finished with it
I'll download the torrent
yeah yeah
I do mostly digital
but occasionally
I'll get a physical
I like like a book
I don't like individual issues yeah yeah it's annoying to keep but occasionally I'll get a physical. I like a book. I don't like individual issues.
Yeah, yeah.
It's annoying to keep.
But yeah, sometimes I go to stores.
The last time I went to one, a local one to me, and the guy was nice or whatever.
And I can understand why he did this, but I'm going in and I'm looking through and I'm
like, hold up, whatever.
Like a popular thing that I haven't read.
Let's say it's, I don't know, Garfield and Friends.
Sure.
Like a standard comic book. Let's say it's i don't know garfield and friends sure like one that like a standard comic book let's say it's your dark knight strikes back or whatever even though i've read that i'm like what's that and he's like i haven't read it and then i pick
up another one i'm like what's this like and he's like i haven't read it i'm like i i know you've
read it because you work in a comic book store but i think he just doesn't want to get into that
discussion right exactly yeah so i was like that's very unhelpful yeah that feels like you'd say big i would imagine a lot of people
will if you work in a comic book store a lot of people would come in and challenge you yeah like
you'd have the spider-man or whatever yeah you go what's this one like you would know what it's like
yeah you're like hey buddy what's this one like and he'd be like oh that's pretty good and then
the person the the customer would be like i don't think it is i think you're wrong because of this and this and it's not true to the new
writer and the new artist and he doesn't understand the anatomy of spider-man with the you know
whatever yeah get in it'd be it'd be eight hours of arguments absolutely i understand yeah i
understand it but it was just kind of like you could just say you don't want to talk about it
i'm not going to come back and be like, you told me this was good.
Right, right, right.
I don't care.
I feel also, I think a lot of my just purchasing of anything
has gone to online at this point.
Yeah, me too.
Because I'm tired of...
Me too.
Anything physical.
I'm tired of trying on a shirt and going,
this does not work for me.
And then going out and somebody be like,
oh, that looks amazing on you.
And I'm like, you're lying.
So now I just cut out.
So now I'm going to walk out with this shirt on i just kind of so now i'm gonna walk out with
this shirt on exactly yeah i'm gonna work walk out with this terrible shirt on all right so the
last question from the week oh just quickly on the constantine pilot which i haven't seen
it felt the bleed guys quite good uh-huh um it felt just like an episode of kind of like
supernatural yeah i mentioned that to you before you did yeah if i've seen it i mean right right
we live in a mysterious age yes okay. Okay. Does he quit smoking?
No smoking.
I don't think they even mention it.
That's disappointing.
Anyway.
This is from Jack C.
How's he going to get cancer?
Bloody too much watching the telly.
I don't know.
I've got no...
Carcinogens in his food.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
As the official Nick Mason officiated,
official beard of Nick Mason of the official podcast of the official nick mason officiated official beard of nick mason
of the official podcast of the official comic book movie.com done i would like to ask i think it was
done he was just confirming yeah totally three things you named someone the official nick mason
so i'm the their official beard so are they your beard or his is he the official nick mason's beard
or your beard this is your call i think it's his call. Email back.
Tell us what you want.
We'll make that happen.
You've got it.
Yeah.
Whatever it is.
Who are your favourite comic book villains?
Now, I don't want to get into this because this will go forever.
We'll do an episode on it.
But I just liked his response.
Mine is the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. showrunners.
Boom.
Quickly, favourite villains.
Who?
The Joker.
Yep.
Definitely.
You go on
I don't know
okay
different
different
villains under
different writers
you know what I mean
that's very true
any villain can be
made great
yeah yeah
like for example
Stiltzman
that's your exception
Stiltzman
I've thought about it
Stiltzman cannot be
made
as a decent
and I've spent a lot
of time thinking about Stilt Man.
I'll be honest with you.
You cannot make him an effective villain.
That's why.
Because he's got stilt powers.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Good point.
Yeah.
Like, what was I going to say?
I can't remember.
Yeah.
Villains are good.
Ah, I would...
There's an example.
The Clock Guy from...
Clock King.
Clock King.
The nothing villain.
Right.
But then there's an episode of
the Batman the
animated series
where he goes up
against Batman
he's got everything
timed so precisely
that he's a really
formidable opponent
correct yes
that's a great
villain
yeah yeah
in just that episode
right
and I would
yeah you're right
and I think
and we're going to
talk a lot about
Batman villains
because he's probably
got the greatest
rogues gallery
but you know
Mr. Freeze
yep
started as basically
a nothing
villain in the comics
then he was
Eli Wallach
in the
60s Batman series
and then he was
Arnold Schwarzenegger
and then
it was animated first
right okay there you go
but then
in various medias
he's been awful
but in the animated series
they gave him a tragic backstory
and etc etc
which has moved into
the real
the real universe
air quotes
the real DC comic book universe air quotes the real
you know the real dc comic universe so yeah now now formidable villain yeah sure well let's do
an episode on that one yeah okay cool unless you got anything else to say uh no i look it's like
picking your favorite kid no i'm all right yes yeah it sure is yes so i i would i would need
more time to think you hate them all yeah like your favorite
kid yeah me too well let's do an episode on that yeah yeah i saw i think if we're talking the joker
he's probably he's probably my favorite villain because we don't know enough about him yeah so
you can build the backstory around that character we know maybe what his origin is but it probably
isn't yeah you know that kind of thing that's why you like Darth Vader so much correct now yeah
last question
also can you talk about
falling skies and alphas
no
haven't seen them
have you seen them
no
so no
absolutely we can't
last thing
and this is the main reason
I wanted to read it
seen them or read them
who knows
maybe it's a book
I don't know
P.S.
Alan Moore
famous Alan Moore
yes
crazy old bearded wizard
Alan Moore
lives in a cave
hates everything
hates the comic book industry
amazing writer
responsible for what
Watchmen
other things
From Hell
Beef of Endata
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Movie
Miracle
yeah
Miracle Man
one of my favourites
Miracle on 34th Street
great
all of these things
Alan Moore lives on the same road
as my uncle
in Northampton
yes
and flatly refuses to sign his copy of Watchmen
And my copy of The Killing Joke on a regular basis
That's so good
That you would keep threatening him with those
That's amazing
That is pretty good
That is some solid work
I know right
Yeah yeah
If that
If you have specific stories about that
Send them in
Yeah absolutely If you've met oddball that, send them in. Yeah, absolutely.
If you've met oddball comic book creators or oddball actors or whatever.
Please don't lie.
Don't lie, but we've got our eye on you.
But please, I would like to hear all those.
We've got a pretty good filter for that stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope.
Maybe.
That's pretty great, though.
That's from Jack C.
Thank you.
Well, Mason, that's a show.
It's a long one this week.
Oh, well.
I hope that was okay.
Until you edit it down, and then it'll be...
Four minutes.
Great.
Yeah.
Where can they reach us, Mason?
They can find us at Weekly Planet Pod at Twitter, Gmail, Facebook.
Yes.
I'm at Wikipedia Brown on Twitter.
I'm at MrSundayMovies.
You can also find me on YouTube at the same thing.
I think I'm doing a top five comic book actors who have been
in other comic book movies
that you might not know
about video.
Great.
I need a better title.
No, that'll do it.
Because you need to
fit it in the thumbnail.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't know what I want to do.
But anyway, yeah,
I've been working on that
so that'll be out
at some point on Sunday.
And thank you to those people
who, for the theme songs,
The Brute and the Basilisk.
Love those guys.
Anything else? That'll do it, I think. You need some Brute and the Basilisk. Love those guys. Anything else?
That'll do it, I think.
You need some food?
Yeah, let's get food.
Do you want to get terrible food or good food?
No, terrible food.
Yeah, good point.
Yeah, nice.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
See you guys.
Bye.
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