The Weekly Planet - 69 Fantastic Four Is...Something?
Episode Date: February 2, 2015This week we’re talking the new origin for The Joker, X-Man: Apocalypse, Batman V Superman, Ghostbuster 3 and how Fantastic Four is shaping up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...ation.
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Official podcast of ComicBookMovie.com
My name is James, editor at that website
With me as always is my co-host Nick Mason
Same couch this week
Yes, uncomfortable
But in crystal clear stereo
Or mono, we've got new equipment i'm gonna put it
in mono you don't want to listen to a podcast where it's like ear to ear for different people
i heard that i heard that in a podcast a while back and yeah it was they did it accidentally
they put it in stereo and it was super uncomfortable to listen to but yes we've got new equipment so
this is either going to go really well like it's going to be super crisp audio yeah or we're going
to accidentally delete this episode and you know And you know what our backup plan is?
We've decided we do nothing, right?
Yeah, that's right.
We take a week off.
If we lose an episode, that's...
I don't know what other podcasts do
when they have a backup plan if we lose an episode.
Do we change topics and do a short one?
No, we're just not going to do it.
Nah, that's it.
We're going to take one off.
Canned.
Yeah.
Maybe forever.
We've built up enough good faith, right?
Yeah.
Nah, actually people get pretty bad
when it's late
yeah
bad faith
bad faith
it's great to be here
this is going to be great
yes definitely
this is a podcast
about stuff
it is
comic book movie
anewers
yep and
and just you know
movies in general
and whatever
and whatever we want
to talk about
sometimes local
government
we do talk about
that no one's
interested in that
that's the drop off
I think
that's why we don't have
any goodwill
because sometimes
we get political
despite not knowing
anything about politics
if we lose one
local politics episode
oh great
fantastic
okay
straight to the news
yes
barely the roughly the news
I never remember which it is
what the segment is
it's roughly the news
good
it is this way
unless
yeah okay
Rose Byrne you familiar with her yes great Australian actor woman that's how you say it I never remember which it is. It's roughly the news. Good. It is this way. Yeah, okay.
Rose Byrne.
You're familiar with her?
Yes.
Great Australian actor woman.
That's how you say it.
Has she renounced her citizenship yet, as all Australian actors do eventually?
I don't think so, no. Okay, good on her.
Yeah.
She's great.
I think the first thing I remember seeing her in was In Two Hands.
Yes, that's true.
Which is a very good Australian movie.
It's one of the five good Australian movies.
All the good Australian movies are crime movies I think
yeah that's probably true
so Two Hands
what's that other one
Three Hands
yeah Three Hands
the sequel
what's that other
crime movie
that came out
Animal Kingdom
is a good one
I think that's a bit
overrated
yeah
anyway
great
I think it's good performances
there's some Ben Mendelsohn
who I love
but no I think it's just okay
yeah anyway I think it's because it's Australian people jump on board Ben Mendelsohn who I love but no I think it's just okay yeah anyway
I think it's because
it's Australian
people jump on board
yeah
anyway
I had a story about
Ben Mendelsohn
the other day
but it's inappropriate
for this podcast
I'm going to tell it
to you off the air
please do
okay
so yeah anyway
Rose Byrne
who was in
oh yeah
we're talking about news
we were
that was the thing
she was in
X-Men First Class
Bridesmaid
she's great in that
great in Bridesmaids
but in X in First Class she played Moira McTaggart.
Oh, yes.
She was like a CIA kind of government person
running and putting together the X-Men team.
She's going to return in X-Men Apocalypse,
which is set roughly 20 years after First Class.
Oh, she's going to have some big shoulder pads.
Do you think they're going to go overboard
with the 80s styling?
Well, there is the rumour that they're putting Dazzler in.
Yes.
As we've discussed on this podcast, I can't remember which episode it is, but there was a cancelled Dazzler movie.
It was the last cancelled comic book movie one that we did.
Yeah, yeah.
And it sounds like an incredible Technicolor nightmare.
Yeah.
The band Kiss were in it.
Yep.
And they have superpowers.
Robin Williams is in it
yep
yeah
so
it nearly got off the ground
it was
the village people
were in it
yeah exactly
yep
and they all have powers
of their own
yeah
I'd love to get that
animated actually
I might speak to Sean Willis
about it
yeah
so what essentially
we're saying is
we hope that
X-Men Apocalypse
is that movie
that exact film
it's like Parallel Dimensions
and yeah yeah V-Dub Dimensions and V-Dub,
like horse-drawn V-Dub cars.
That's right, yeah.
Bizarre.
But yeah, what do you think about that?
Moira McTaggart back in...
Great.
It'll be a nice...
That'll be the link.
Yeah.
That'll be the bridge between the two.
Exactly.
Yeah.
We'll get to the Fantastic Four as well.
They've kind of painted themselves
in the corner though
with this time period
which kind of stops them from crossing over the Fantastic Four. well. They've kind of painted themselves in the corner, though, with this time period, which
kind of stops them from crossing over the Fantastic Four.
That's true.
In that era, anyway.
So what are they going to do?
Like, are they going to time travel to the present day at some point?
Is there going to be a crossover?
Well, they've talked about it, because technically they can be in the same universe.
Right.
Because they're both owned by Fox.
But, you know.
You know?
All our favourites.
I do know. I know favourites. I do know.
I know how crossover works.
Yeah.
I noticed on your iPad,
you've got,
well, you've got ASOS open.
I do.
But before.
Online shopping.
Never let it be said
that I give 100% of attention to anything,
including doing this podcast.
You've rebuilt the site
and it's not working properly
and it's upsetting me.
It doesn't look great,
to be honest no
I thought it'd be more
aesthetically pleasing
for a
it's minimalist
oh okay
anyway you were saying
you had the Joker origin open
I do so
so spoiler for this by the way
the new 52
yes
that they've redone
the Joker origin
or they've alluded to
that he might be a certain thing
so if you haven't read it
and you want to read it
skip forward
as many minutes as we talk about this yes you'll know you haven't read it and you want to read it skip forward as many
minutes as we talk about this yes you'll know you'll just feel it in your heart okay so just
hit that scrub button long okay so they've decided now or scott snyder who's the writer of this yes
zach snyder's brother yes probably not i don't know i would assume so they've decided that
the joker now has an origin.
Yeah.
Or they're exploring more of the Joker's origin
and that in the DC universe,
there's a character called Vandal Savage
and he is immortal
because he was sort of a Cro-Magnon man
or like a post-Neanderthal kind of man
who, well, depending on the version you hear,
he either encountered a meteor that had crashed
to earth and he either was it was like a man like a man hand like handshaking a meteor oh absolutely
yeah place to mention i'm just an awful man um so he he was either struck by the radiation for
the meteor or he inhaled some sort of gases from the meteor. And that made him immortal. Those are the two comic book origins for anybody.
Yeah, exactly.
Inhale some stuff, radiation.
Or you're a crazy person.
That's what, yeah.
So, and as a result, he's immortal.
And sort of, he lives forever, but...
What's living, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
When you don't have a lot of friends, you know.
But he can...
He lives forever. Occasionally, like, you know,'t have a lot of friends, you know. But he can, he lives forever.
Occasionally, like, you know, somebody will stab one of his eyes out or something like that.
Or one of his organs will wear out.
But because he's been alive for 50,000 years, he's got literally thousands of descendants.
So he can just essentially surgically remove, he kidnaps somebody, surgically removes their eye or their liver or whatever.
And just has it implanted in him. and he just takes it on and it works.
Okay.
It's very lucky.
It is very.
And so his arch nemesis is the Immortal Man, who's another guy.
Yeah.
They met the same meteor?
I think they met the same meteor, yeah.
So they've sort of been battling down through the centuries.
And I think the premise now is they're saying that
Ra's al Ghul, also immortal in the dc universe who's not who's not he's not as as immortal he's pretty he's pretty
he's only a couple of thousand well he's pretty he's only a couple of thousand years old and
what's what's a couple of thousand years mate am i right nothing he's a baby but anyway uh he he's
kept immortal through the lazarus pits yeah And apparently the part of the chemistry of the Lazarus pits comes from that meteor.
Yeah.
Okay.
And so now that they've expanded that further and they're saying that the Joker also encountered
the radiation of the meteor at some point before Gotham was a city.
Yeah.
So we don't know exactly the timeframe, but I would assume he's younger than Ra's al Ghul.
Yeah.
So maybe a couple of hundred years or something like that.
So.
There's some old artworks, which apparently are unaltered that he's in.
Right.
But I think there's a very good chance that this will be left ambiguous.
Yes.
Because people don't like a solidified Joker origin.
No, I was going to say that.
The Joker, traditionally speaking, has never... As far as this goes, they're alluding to the fact that he is immortal,
but it only comes into being when he's been horrifically injured.
Yeah.
So, for example...
So you can't tell if you test him genetically.
Yeah, he just seems normal.
But, for example, in the 80s, there was the death in the family storyline
where he killed the second Robin. Yeah. And then he was seemingly killed in a helicopter crash like a
huge fire explosion that nobody could have escaped from but then he came back obviously
and it's implied that's because he's this power activated and then even though this is new 52
it's different exactly but all that stuff kind of still happened yeah yeah in 52 and so
yeah so
traditionally speaking
the Joker doesn't have an origin
like there's
a lot is implied
we must have discussed this before
there's the Red Hood one
yeah
it's
yeah like
his first appearance
in the sort of the 40s
he just started showing up
and killing people
which is sort of
quite accurate
the Nolan Dark Knight
yeah
like he's taken a lot of cues from a lot of different uh dc media yeah uh you know he's
he just shows up man has to get rid of that bomb just like in the 66 running down piers
just non-stop um and so you know he he has no particular origin, like the killing joke.
It's implied that every time he tells the story of his origin, it's different.
And we don't know if that's because he does that to amuse himself or because he doesn't remember where he came from kind of thing.
And also, like the 89 Batman movie, it's implied he has a sort of a military origin
because he says, you know, you kill a thousand soldiers, nobody cares. It's all part of the plan kind of thing.
Yeah. And it's, I think it is. Wait, the 89 Batman. Oh no, that in, in the 89 Batman,
he's, he's like a special forces. Oh really? Is that in the novelization or something?
No, it's in the movies as well. Really? You see his sort of data file, Batman, Batman
digs it up. He's Jack Nagy. Is that before or after the let's get nuts scene?
That's after the let's get nuts scene,
I think.
Yes.
But yeah,
he's like,
uh,
he's,
he's a sort of a special forces soldier and he specialized in chemical
weapons and things like that,
which is why he can build all the,
you know,
the Smilax,
the poison gas and stuff like that.
Yeah.
So I think that he's,
Nolan's taken that element as well and sort of built this ambiguous
origin,
but yeah.
So Joker in the comic books, especially And sort of built this ambiguous origin. But yeah, so Joker in the comic books especially
has always had this very ambiguous origin.
And I think that's part of the appeal.
Yeah.
Like, if you take, say, Marvel's Wolverine,
he always had quite an ambiguous origin.
And that's how he maintained, I think, his popularity.
Yeah.
Because he was kind of this cool character.
You could imagine whatever.
He's like that mysterious kid at school who comes.
You're like, where's this guy from? Where'd he get that cool leather jacket? Yeah. Oh, he's from the suburb character. You can imagine whatever. It's like that mysterious kid at school who comes. You're like, where's this guy from?
Where'd he get that cool leather jacket?
Yeah.
Oh, he's from the suburb over.
Oh, thank you.
And so, yeah, but then when Wolverine's origin is eventually revealed, it's kind of...
It's fine.
It's fine, but whatever you built up in your head is better than that.
Because your brain just goes, oh, fellas in the blank,
you must have had this amazing backstory kind of thing.
It was probably, it was about 15 years that we didn't know Wolverine's origin.
It was a bit longer than that.
Well, his first appearance was in the Hulk, which was in the 60s.
Yeah.
That would have been longer than that.
But they didn't really start to get into his origin until much later than that.
We didn't really get to his origin until maybe the 90s when he got
like a proper solo series.
Yeah. And we saw bits and
pieces. We knew
he was part of
an experiment.
We knew in the 80s that he was part of Weapon X
and then
in the 90s we discovered that
Weapon X had like a Special Forces team and he was
on that and Sabretooth and a couple of other team members.
Yeah.
And that, you know...
The guy from...
The Will.i.am guy from Black Ops 2.
Yeah, exactly. Kestrel.
Thank you, Kestrel.
But all we learned from that is that
he had a lot of fake memories built over his real memory.
So even though we knew that he had that memory wipe,
memory alteration, we didn't actually know his origin.
And it took until...
Was the series just called Origin, I think, maybe?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
That was a relatively recent one, like maybe 2008.
And then we discover that he's James Howlett from Canada
and he's a little Lord Fauntleroy, fancy sickly lad,
and he runs off into the forest.
Fa-la-la-la. And that's what they did into the forest. Fa la la la.
And that's what they did in the movie.
Yeah, exactly.
Ugh.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
Oh, yeah, the Joker.
The Joker.
In that scene, in that panel that you had open, you see the Joker swimming underwater.
Yeah.
Do you reckon there's any implication there that he can breathe underwater?
I hope not.
Or do you think that's just a...
I absolutely...
No, I...
Because it didn't occur to me until just then when I'm looking at it.
Because I read that the other day.
I think that's just a terrifying visual.
That is a terrifying visual.
Like, imagine you're underwater.
No, I think that's just somebody...
Somebody is swimming and they get caught in a rip.
And they're trying to escape.
And then you see the...
Like, you wouldn't want to see the Joker swimming at you.
That's worse than a shark.
It's much worse than a shark.
Look at his little cap.
It's weird.
Anyway, I think
my hope is that
they keep it very ambiguous
yeah
like
maybe you see him
near a meteor
he's in a meteor
appreciation society
he's eating dinner
off a meteor
he's eating dinner
off a glowing meteor
exactly
but
because we don't
yeah or
I mean you could
maybe
because there are pictures
of like a Joker-esque character
from, you know, a hundred years ago.
Yeah.
Maybe you could say that he was inspired by that.
Sure, yeah.
There's a lot of ways to make it vague.
Yeah.
I do like the idea of maybe there's kind of a supernatural element to this.
But if you put it out there and say it,
I think it kind of ruins the magic of the Joker.
It does, absolutely.
The murderous, murderous magic.
Well, he,
because they redid the Red Hood gang
for the new 52.
Right, okay.
And it was, again,
left ambiguous as to whether
the leader of the Red Hood gang
was the Joker.
It was like,
it could have been,
it might not have been.
So I think this is the way it's going to go.
Yeah.
That will, you know,
we'll find out in the next issue
or the next couple issues.
Anyway, but yeah,
have you read that entire run
I'm not up to date
yeah you should totally
I will
or don't
whatever
just do whatever
I will
don't tell me what to do
or don't do
wait which side am I on
I don't know
I'll do it
close this tab
do whatever it goes
we've got back to ASOS
isn't this loaded yet
god damn it
I've got good internet here as well.
That should be fine.
It's the rebuild the site.
Anyway, it's not finished yet.
Anyway.
You know how they're making that new Terminator movie?
Yes.
They're apparently going to do some, add some additional scenes to the T-800 fight.
Oh, yes.
The old Arnold Schwarzenegger fights young Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In the 80s.
In the 80s.
They're going to redo that, but they're not going to reshoot it.
They're going to use CGI and make it more brutal.
Great.
I guess you can make a CGI fight look okay now as well.
And one of them has to be CGI anyway.
Yes.
Or partially because one of them's young Arnold Terminator man.
Or you see them run at each other.
There's a bit of grappling and then they get flung into a hat store.
And they both decide
to put on really
big broad brimmed hats
and then it doesn't matter
who's under those hats
it does not
just two big guys
it doesn't matter
so yeah I'm okay with that
yeah
yeah whatever
because I think people
I think after the trailer
and how people responded
to that
they probably thought
well maybe this won't
measure up to what
people think
yes
that it's going to be
because I think
that's probably the scene
that people are most excited about.
Absolutely, yeah.
Like there's a bit where he barrels through the helicopter,
but that to me pales in comparison to that.
I want to see that fight and I want to see him interact with the punks.
Yes, definitely.
That's what I want.
You want to see if his modern day conservative values come through.
You know?
Yeah, like he pins one down and gives them a haircut.
Is that what you're saying?
Definitely, yeah. That'd be great. through you know yeah like he pins one down and gives him a haircut is that what you said definitely
yeah yeah that'd be great um you know star wars is still happening obviously yeah yeah it'd be
weird if they just cancelled all of a sudden how amazing i mean i really want to say that i would
be upset yep but that would be pretty great definitely apparently there's going to be huts
in the new star wars as in jabba the huts well not him but yeah yeah others okay sure the
huts great so and they're they're using puppetry which is wise yes are you are you for or against
the jabba the hut scene being added to a new hope uh the one where he where han solo has a
conversation with him with a big cgi i'm against it i think yeah and there's also the because they
had to add like little bits of personality to it
I'm doing air quotes
personality
where doesn't somebody
walk on his tail
this new microphone
picks up air quotes
great
fantastic
people are like
ooh air quotes
ooh
ooh he's making
the jack off motion
great
yeah isn't there a bit
where like somebody
stands on his tail
and he's like
yeah because
the problem with the shot was they put in an actor
who they were then going to replace.
Who kind of looks like a hobbit.
Yes.
If you've seen that.
Who they were going to replace with a stop-motion,
kind of furry, kind of puppeteer kind of dude.
And they ran out of time and money and they didn't include it for whatever reason.
But the problem with the scene was there's a bit where Han Solo circles back around him.
Right.
And if he's Jabba the Hutt,
the tail's in the way
so he can't do it.
So they made it
so he steps on the tail.
Right, right, right.
Which doesn't really fit in
with Return of the Jedi.
Like, he would never step on that guy.
Right, exactly.
Like, he would...
And he doesn't...
Like, he looks...
It's really jarring
how different he looks.
And I think
they shouldn't have put the scene in
for one because
it spoils
the Jabba the Hutt
reveal
I don't think
you care at all
what my opinion
is on this scene
I think you just
wanted to say
what your opinion
was on this scene
you're probably right
wow
did you say
did you say
everything you wanted
to say
no see
I think
I would say
that the reveal
of what Jabba the Hutt
is is much better
yeah
like in Return of the Jedi
because they mentioned him a couple times it's. Yeah. Like in Return of the Jedi. Because they mention him a couple of times.
It's like that fake scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke Skywalker built the lightsaber in a cave.
It ruins the surprise.
That he has a lightsaber.
Yes.
Yeah.
That he didn't come in unarmed as a Jedi.
Or he didn't turn up with a tennis racket or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not only that, if they... Or he didn't turn up and a tennis racket or something. Yeah. Yeah. But not only that, if they,
if they, or he didn't turn up
and then he's like,
oh,
I forgot to build a lightsaber.
Oh,
that's me making a gosh darn it motion.
They know.
Yeah,
I know.
They can hear it.
But yeah,
I think also if they insisted
on putting it in,
you make,
you put a puppet over it.
You film a puppet on a green screen
and you slot it in.
Anyway, that's, what do we know about filmmaking, Mason?
Heaps.
We're just a couple of guys sitting weirdly on a couch together.
J.K. Simmons was asked...
Oh, here we go, yep.
...whether he would ever play J. Jonah Jameson again.
He said in a heartbeat or something?
He did say in a heartbeat, but he also said,
I just heard that that's a possibility.
I don't care whether they reboot it
or they
if they end up doing
the Tobey Maguire
universe again
which they won't
no absolutely not
or if they continue
the Andrew Garfield
or whatever
put him back in it
definitely
it doesn't matter
he translates
in whatever version
you want to do
put him back in it
it doesn't matter
agreed
yes
yeah
good
I think yeah
we've said before
it's probably the best
piece of comic book casting
definitely I mean the Joker's great and best piece of comic book casting definitely yeah
I mean the Joker's
great and you love
Val Kilmer as Batman
yeah I mean the Joker
Heath Ledger as the
Joker is great
I see that swipe at
me for Val Kilmer
the Joker is great
but that's a whole
new take
yeah
like it's not
accurate
no
it's thematically
accurate I guess
but it doesn't look
anything like him
or you know
yeah
but Simmons
nailed it
yeah
dead on Ghostbusters 3
has been cast oh yes all female reboot yeah i mean we knew this was happening yeah yeah people
still don't like it very much they're upset people are upset we've talked about before how we don't
care that it's being rebooted or whatever yeah it's a it was a dead franchise. There's, in certain cases, literally dead.
Yes.
Like, I know, too much.
Yes.
But look, we had at least one quarter of the cast isn't alive anymore.
Yes.
One quarter of the cast has no interest in being in it.
That's Bill Murray.
Yes.
One quarter of the cast is probably too busy selling
his crystal head vodka and he might be crazy oh he's definitely crazy yeah and um that's bill
murray yeah sorry but that's um dan akroyd that's dan akroyd and hernie hudson's like whatever yeah
i'll probably do it yeah yeah be fun but yeah and you can't have an ernie hudson dan akroyd
ghostbuster movie absolutely not yeah Unless it's just them.
Remember in the start of Ghostbusters 2, when they're down and out and they're just doing children's birthday parties together?
So maybe just an hour of that.
Sure.
But yeah, that franchise is done.
Yeah.
If you want to watch it, it's still there.
Yep.
Do you like 2?
Um.
I think I saw 2 first.
Oh, okay.
So I'm okay with it.
Yeah, yeah.
But I know a lot of people hate it.
It's not, it's like I haven't read, I've watched Ghostbusters a lot of times in my life.
Yeah.
Ghostbusters 2, not so much.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fine and people are good in it, but there's a lot of rehashing.
It's a bit scary, isn't it?
There's scary ghosts in it.
There's ghosts.
It's a bit in the weird slimy water.
Yeah.
A little bit dangerous.
Gross.
And they tried to like, you know, they needed a big finish with a big kind of thing.
So it became the Statue of Liberty kind of thing.
Controlled with a Nintendo controller.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's fine, but yeah.
I found that Vigo guy really terrifying as a kid.
Yeah, yeah.
Like he's quite scary.
Who's the villain in the first one?
What's his name again?
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
No, not that.
The person. Zool. Zool, yeah. So do you think... Zool. who's the villain in the first one what's his name again Stay Puft Marshmallow no not that the person
Zool
yeah
so do you think
Zool
I think Viggo's scarier
than Zool
yes
you're right
the Carpathian right
correct
yeah
so anyway
internet's mad again
of course
oh yeah the cast though
yeah
also
women had childhoods too
you know they're allowed to enjoy Ghostbusters and then a new Ghostbusters Oh yeah, the cast though. Also, women had childhoods too.
You know?
They're allowed to enjoy Ghostbusters and then a new Ghostbusters.
It's fine.
Sure.
Yeah.
Kristen Wiig.
Nothing's ruining your childhood.
She's great.
She's great.
Melissa McCarthy.
Also great.
People are very on the fence with her.
Like, I'm sick of her.
I'm sick of her.
Whatever.
I don't care, whatever.
Correct, yeah.
Leslie Jones, who I'm not that familiar with
neither am I
and Kate McKinnon
who's on SNL
yeah I think Leslie Jones
is as well
I think
so yeah whatever
I don't care
it's good
if it's bad
then people will be happy
if it's good
people will be happy
no people will be unhappy
people will constantly
be unhappy forever
until the end of time
yeah good point
I didn't even think of that
look it's Paul Feig.
I like Paul Feig.
He's done great stuff.
Yeah, he's good, isn't he?
What's he done?
Bridesmaids?
Yep, The Heat.
The Heat.
Maybe another thing.
He probably did at least another movie.
He's probably filled with a lot of questions about all-female Ghostbusters.
I don't doubt it.
He probably gets attacked on Twitter a lot.
Do we know if there's going to be, at this point, have they nailed down any cameos from...
I believe they've
talked about putting bill murray in as like a skeptical guy who's against ghosts oh yeah
skeptical ghost man yeah what if he's a skeptical guy about ghosts who is himself a ghost
ah we're gonna ring that number you know the bill murray number there's a bill murray yeah
because bill murray doesn't have an agent anymore yeah so you've got to ring a New York number and you leave a voicemail.
And if he's interested in the project, he will get back to you.
Is that real?
Yeah, that's how he gets jobs now.
Can anybody ring that number?
I think you'd have to have that.
I don't think it's publicly available.
I think you'd have to.
If someone has that number, we want it.
We want it.
We will pitch.
He will be interested in a role in the new Ghostbusters as a man who is sceptical of ghosts, but is himself a ghost.
And then we get writer's credit.
That's right.
So we're basically trying to get ourselves a job in this movie.
I think so, yes.
We're going to shoo one away.
Absolutely.
If we turn up with Mari, yeah.
Oh, yeah, give us a job.
Absolutely, yeah.
David Tennant is entering the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Doctor Who.
No. Wait, did you say david tennant yes this is david kent and i'm like it's david kent exactly i panicked i'm like there's a guy is that a character that i just an actor i don't know
worried you could he could sit you could feel my worry on the new on the new podcast absolutely
yeah okay david tennant is entering yeah he's gonna's going to be in Jessica Jones. He's going to be the Purple Man.
Ah, okay.
He can play creepy.
Definitely.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What if he was going to be Power Man?
Luke Cage, Hero of Bahá'Ã.
That would have been great.
What a twist.
What a twist.
Truly, we live in a post-race society.
Purple Man's a good character.
Not a massive character,
but he's obviously got ties to Jessica Jones because he's brainwashed her and all sorts of bad stuff. He's a good character. Not a massive character, but he's obviously got ties to Jessica Jones
because he's brainwashed her and all sorts of bad stuff.
He's a bad dude.
And we get to see him being beaten up, probably.
Yes, definitely.
So that'll please non-fans of David Tennant,
so everybody wins.
That's right.
I don't think there's such a thing, Mason.
He's so charming.
He's very charming.
Do you like his broad American accent?
It's very broad.
I can't do it.
I think I've seen him do a broad...
He's in the American remake of Broadchurch. He is, yeah. He's in both versions. Is it basically exactly the same? I don't think I've seen him do a broad he's in the American remake
of Broadchurch
he is yeah
he's in both versions
is it basically exactly the same
I don't
as far as I know it is
I've heard it's good though
actually someone emailed this week
and said it's good
but yeah
I've been meaning to watch that
but I haven't
I watched The Fall this week though
oh yeah good
it's pretty good
didn't end that well
anyway
doesn't matter
spoiler alert
oh by the way
we finished talking about
The Joker's origin
I've just remembered we stopped talking about the Joker's origin I've just remembered
we stopped talking
about that
so you can listen
again now
definitely
we switched off
yeah
so yeah
the Marvel Cinematic
Universe expands
I'm surprised
they didn't give him
a movie role
but I guess
he's not
he's not that big
an actor
like he's popular
but he's not that
well known
yeah he was in
Fright Night
I guess
he was in Harry Potter 4 but he's not that well known. Yeah, he was in Fright Night, I guess. He was in Harry Potter 4.
Oh.
But he was not in it a lot because he was playing,
Brendan Gleeson played the guy that he was pretending to be.
And then he switched back at the end.
Spoiler alert, by the way.
Yeah.
Maybe this is the point.
Come back in if you don't want to.
Come back now.
Come back now.
Great.
Back in.
Yeah, but great.
Whatever.
You remember last week we talked about how ezra
miller found out he was going to be the flash oh he was in some sort of south american country
just chilling with the natives eating a fish off a leaf or something absolutely yeah whatever he
was doing um well i found out just participating in some tribal culture down there just in a little
little ceremony basically he's being invited to be part of the tribe basically the story was last
week that he was talking about how he found out he was the Flash
and he put in all this extra detail
about he was just really off the grid, you know?
Off the grid, doing exotic stuff
and then he got a phone call from the director.
Well, actually, I've got some more details on that moment.
Oh, great.
Great.
So, first of all, he was on...
This is his words.
He was at a remote landlocked town in the middle of Costa Rica
when his phone rang.
That's interesting, right?
Hang on.
I got this call and I'm thinking, this is really weird, he explained,
because he was completely unaware at the time
that they even had cell phone reception in Costa Rica.
What an arsehole.
Turns out the call was from his agent,
who was on the other line with someone who needed to speak
with miller about the flash so his agent was like you know it's bloody zach snyder yeah there's a
lot of great detail in that story isn't there what i enjoy about this is somebody has asked for more
detail or maybe no one's asked for more detail and he's just i remember i had that story about
like maybe he felt he didn't get enough attention for the first version of the story.
So now he's just in bars, like, unbidden, just telling people the expanded version.
Like, here's the director's cut.
The Zack Snyder director's cut.
All right.
So there we go.
Chris Pratt.
You familiar with him?
Yes.
Actor.
Yep.
Nice guy.
He's always doing charity stuff.
He stole the Star-Lord uniform so he can go visit kids in hospital
what a legend
hope Disney
pull him up on it
though
because that
cannot be allowed
he's out
anyway
Sean Kelly
Deadpool writer
no no sorry
that's something else
I'll come back to this
spoiler alert
Sean Kelly wrote Deadpool
oh really
maybe
okay
well anyway
this is
I'll get to the other Chris Pratt thing.
But you know how he's in Cowboy Ninja Viking?
Yes.
They're aiming to get the directors, they say, from John Wick, two guys, to do that.
So have you seen John Wick?
Look, I've seen...
The Matrix.
Yeah, I've seen The Matrix.
Yeah.
I skimmed John Wick.
I think we talked about this.
And I'm like, it's kind of okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to give it another shot
yeah
like the
the general consensus
on the internet
is it's
amazing
amazing
and I thought
it was just kind of okay
it's pretty solid
but yeah you're right
it's not
it's a slow burn
and the
the action's quite good
yeah so like
there's a night
there's a nightclub action scene
that looks really good
he can really move
yeah
and that's clearly him like in a lot of those shots.
Yeah, that's...
He's 50.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the six months of Matrix Hollywood kung fu that he learned.
He's got that forever now, I think.
Yeah.
I like how people are also really on board with Keanu Reeves.
Remember in the 90s?
Yeah.
People were like, he's wooden, he sucks, and whatever.
Yeah.
I'd never...
I mean, I guess he is, but I've never found him that way.
Right, right.
I always found him really, I don't know, endearing?
I don't know what...
Yeah, I think he's gotten better at choosing roles
that accommodate his wooden acting kind of thing.
Like, The Matrix is perfect, because it was a lot of, whoa.
What?
Yeah, exactly.
How many computers?
Kung fu. Like, they just... I think they just put him in lot of, whoa. What? Yeah, exactly. How many computers? Kung fu.
Like, they just, I think they just put him in front of, like, some computers.
He's like, compute what?
Whoa.
And I, yeah, like, I remember when, like, he did Bill and Ted,
and then he sort of did some other stuff that was not good,
and then he disappeared for a while.
And then when the first trailer for The Matrix came out,
like, all the effects weren't completed
and it was a little bit vague.
And when Keanu Reeves came up,
everyone laughed in the theatre.
Who's laughing now?
Us.
Yeah.
Wait.
But we're laughing at something unrelated.
It happened before the show.
Just a funny thing.
Speed's great.
Speed's probably one of my favourite action movies.
And Point Break is
good
sure
right
yeah
so yeah anyway
not the point
Constantine's great also
yeah
I know it's not
comic accurate
and whatever
but we'll never have
a comic accurate
version of Constantine
it's never gonna happen
what about on the
television
that's not
isn't it
not really
I haven't seen
enough of it
yeah cause he
but in the
in the movie
in the TV version
he's hunting
out evil
yeah
and
Constantine doesn't
do that
no he hates it
he gets himself
out of the fire
yeah
every time
like he's
the bad things
he's done
have got him
into a lot of trouble
yeah
and when it comes
back to bite him
in the ass
he's like
he tricks enough
people that he can get out of it again
for now
yeah
exactly
he'll sell his soul
for a little bit
yeah exactly
and I think that's
what that movie got
mostly correct
he's mostly not
out looking for trouble
no
that's right
unlike that Ezra Miller
floating around
places he shouldn't be
exactly
also
absorbing the culture
we're cool with Ezra Miller
being the Flash and whatever yeah one yeah
whatever anyway um but maybe we'll get a good version of constantine in justice league dark
yeah absolutely that'd be cool who would you cast sting who else would you cast though if you had to
i can't sting brother no sting i can't sting okay he's old he looks great he's got very he doesn't
have a lot of hair though now i mean you could put could put a wig on him. You could put a wig... Did you see Birdman?
No, I haven't actually.
Wig technology for older actors is just leaps and bounds now.
Yeah, absolutely.
Like he's got...
Look at John Travolta.
I've not seen Birdman yet.
No, I don't know.
I'm not the guy who's like, oh, you're my god, you haven't seen...
Right, I'm not that guy, obviously.
But, oh my god, you haven't seen Birdman?
But, like, they're good at making a wig that makes it look like he's a man with thinning hair.
Okay.
When, in fact, he's a man with very thin hair.
Like, you see him and you go, he's got great thinning hair for an old guy.
And then he takes the wig off and you're like, oh, my God, he's basically bald.
Wignology. Wig-nology.
Wig-ception.
The wig in a wig.
All right,
well,
I guess I'll watch it to that scene and then I'll turn it off.
Then turn it off, yeah.
Okay, great.
That's right at the end.
Oh, what?
Spoiler alert,
no, it's not.
Chris Pratt,
anyway,
getting back to.
Do we want to talk about
the new design Superman costume
before we get into this? You've got that open, so I like being on the same couch. I can see yeah. Get back to. Do we want to talk about the new design Superman costume before we get into this?
You've got that open, so I like being on the same couch.
I can see what you're up to.
Yeah.
Buying stuff on the internet.
Looking at Superman.
Now, the artist of that is the artist who did Kick-Ass, isn't it?
It's John Aromata Jr.
The famous John Aromata Jr.
His art, I don't think, suits Superman.
No, but look at that angsty face.
Yeah.
I'm sort of crying a bit, I think.
Look at my hair.
It's weird.
Where's my spit curl?
I'm a weird looking guy.
I feel like he fits definitely kick ass, but I think, I even don't, because he did World
War Hulk, not World War Hulk, what was the one, we made it on that, but he did...
Planet Hulk?
No, he did World War Hulk, sorry.
And I don't think that he's...
It's a bit surrealist, I think, a lot of it.
Right, okay.
And a bit kind of the proportions are off.
And I don't think he's a bad artist,
but I don't think it necessarily suits, say, like a Superman.
I think it suits a Superman who is doing...
Like he's going out into space and he's going to the fourth world.
He's going to fight Darkseid and stuff like that.
I think that environment really works because it's it's very kind of stylized sure and you know dark side is an
enormous rocky man creature man kind of thing and all that sort of stuff and there's a lot of
you know blocky weird alien technology so if there's if there's going to be some storylines
set in space has the wig knowledge in space it's excellent it's probably pretty good probably like
a holographic laser laser or something. Laser wigs.
Exactly.
Singularity wigs.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That's right.
Anyway, new costume.
New costume.
Okay.
There's a few changes.
Right.
It's not as, it's not as like.
Liny.
It's not as liny.
It's got those, it's kind of in segments.
It doesn't have all the piping on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's got the fingerless gloves.
He's got the, well, he's got the, yeah, he's got the well he's got the yeah he's got
they're not
it's not even really gloves
it's kind of
the sleeves extend
to like
his knuckles
kind of thing
over his palms
and stuff like that
red underpants still gone
they got rid of the V neck
I mean
there's a V on the side
of the neck
that they got rid of
it's still that high collar though
yeah yeah
and I think the belt buckle
changed its shape
I think it was square
wow people are going to be very unhappy or very happy who knows somebody made the point that
the good thing about the red trunks is which they still haven't brought back as you said
it breaks up the costume yeah do you think they should bring it back or or also who cares
ridiculous yeah yeah all right cool so you think the red belt is enough yes all right good what
what shape do you want that buckle to be?
I want it to be S.
I want it to be the Superman S shape.
Two S's.
Two S's.
Do you want the S on the back as well, or is that too many S's?
No.
Yeah.
And the back, and shaved in the back of his head.
Yeah, definitely.
That's a good question.
I'm going to say
no S on the cape
yeah I agree
yeah
there's only three S's
that's crazy
the Brandon Routh Superman
had a lot of S's
that entire suit was S's
S on the belt
the suit was all S's
yeah it was like
tessellated S's down it
yeah
the belt
on the back of the boots
I think there was one
on the back of the cape also
I can't remember
and there was obviously
the one on the front
and he had them tattooed
on his eyelids
yeah
and if you lift up
his spit curl
there's one under there
great so
yeah
but yeah whatever
I mean they changed
all the time
who cares
the trunks will come back
like let's not kid ourselves
really do you think so
definitely
eventually
they haven't come back
on Batman
yeah that's a good point
actually
they might
maybe they'll come back
on a different character
like Constantine
like Batman puts them on him
yeah like the red underpants
great
anyway
Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt
we're back to Chris Pratt
apparently Disney
is lining him up
for Indiana Jones
okay good
so you're good with that
yeah
we've got
Sean Kelly has written in
who's the writer
of that thing you said
I think maybe it's unrelated
okay good is the official officiant no official officians I don't know what I've got, Sean Kelly has written in, who's the writer of that thing you said. I think maybe it's unrelated. Okay, good.
He's the official officiant, no, official officians?
I don't know what I've got here.
I've written something wrong.
And he's worried that he might get sick of looking at his face, since he's going to be in Jurassic World.
He's obviously Star-Lord, Cowboy Ninja Viking, and various other projects.
There's going to be one Cowboy Ninja Viking movie, though, surely.
Yes.
That'll appear and disappear very quickly, I would say.
Okay, sure.
Unless it's really good.
But, look, I think...
Maybe there'll be a trilogy and the first one's a cowboy.
Ah, so good.
I think that they've decided it worked for Harrison Ford,
it's going to work for Chris Pratt.
Yeah.
Like, we had Han Solo and Indiana Jones running at the same time.
Let's have Star-Lord and Indiana Jones running at the same time now.
I love Chris Pratt.
And I don't think people will get sick of him.
Not yet anyway.
But I feel that he might be too jovial for Indiana Jones.
So he'd have to really kind of take that back a notch.
Okay, sure.
Because, again, Indiana Jones is kind of...
He's exasperated most of the time.
He's exasperated, exactly.
He hates everything, like Harrison Ford.
Yes.
Yeah, so you're going to have to bring kind of more of that into it,
like less kind of winking kind of Star-Lord-y kind of nods.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And more playing it straight.
Yeah, but I think...
And running after Sean Connery.
Keep Sean Connery.
Yeah, definitely.
I think he's going to know that going in.
Yeah.
I think he's going to be like,
you're in two big franchises.
You're going to have to differentiate this somehow.
If you steal this uniform as well.
Yeah.
There's only one hat left.
I don't make them anymore.
We don't have the technology.
We're not in space.
We can't make you another hat.
So don't steal it.
Do you think anybody can pull off a fedora in real life
that is a tough call not anymore really because you can't you can't do it casual you can't do
t-shirt jeans fedora it does happen though yeah yeah absolutely i mean i'm not saying they should
but but it's also like if you wear like like a three-piece suit yeah that's your license to
wear a fedora but if you do you look kind of retro yeah kind of thing and then like it's a it's a very tough call you're not a hat guy are you i have a lot
of hats that i don't wear a lot they're just just one of those samuel jackson hats you know like a
kangol absolutely i do heaps of them i keep them behind glass and if there's an emergency i break
that glass i put on a hat great do you have a big floppy sun hat no do you have one of those hats
with the corks on it, as all Australians do?
Yes.
Good.
Because I'm Australian.
Yes.
Thank you for the clarification.
Yeah.
But yeah, I've got an email here from Patrick, the official cheesehead of the show.
He said, do you think there's anyone better than him, though?
He's from Green Bay.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That's very good.
Yeah, I know.
He actually gave the explanation, but you...
I know who the Green Bay Packers are.
I don't.
Or do you?
Or do I?
You do now. Great. They're a football team. I know what the Green Bay Packers are. I don't. Or do you? Or do I? You do now.
Great.
They're a football team.
I know what footballs is.
Okay, sure.
Good.
Great.
I wonder who's in the Super Bowl tomorrow.
Who's in it?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Seahawks, I think.
Just the Seahawks.
They're a good one.
You know what?
They were determined as so good before the Super Bowl started to just them playing.
Yeah.
You know they've started releasing a lot of the Super Bowl clips online?
Like the ads?
Uh-huh.
Before?
That's not fun.
Nah, it's not, is it?
But then again,
I guess, I don't know,
I guess they make them online eventually,
but, you know, it's like,
but again, like, movie trailers,
we now see them online before we,
like, I'm never surprised by a trailer
when I go to movies.
No, in the cinema, absolutely, yeah.
But anyway, whatever, who cares? Yeah, Super Bowl. Anyway. Yeah. Thanks for the digression, idiots. before we like I'm never surprised by a trailer when I go to the movies no in the cinema absolutely but anyway whatever
who cares
yeah Superbowl
anyway
yeah
thanks for the digression
idiots
no I'm sorry
that's mean
do you think there's
anyone better than him
to play the role
like because I know
Bradley Cooper's
always also been thrown up
and I think he would be
a great idea
also
I'd be happy with
either of those
that is a good question
Bradley Cooper
I think he's too good looking
I have that
I know
god
the audience can tell now
listeners can tell
because of the new equipment
I don't know
look I've probably said
I'm for that in the past
on this podcast
yeah
but I've changed my mind
okay
I don't
doesn't
doesn't quite strike me
okay sure
you see him kind of
roguish
be more annoying
than anything else
do you think
they
would you think
maybe they should go
with somebody unknown
like who
like you Mason
yeah
no
no
you don't think so
well I mean
unless there's somebody
who
see well I don't know
because they're unknown
yeah good point I don't know why I brought, I mean, unless there's somebody who... See, well, I don't know because they're unknown. Yeah, good point.
I don't know why I brought it up, to be honest.
Yeah, maybe somebody unknown who looks exactly like the Indiana Jones in our minds.
Yes.
And acts like him also.
So if you've got that, let us know.
We will call Bill Murray's hotline and we will let them know.
We bring Bill Murray in.
We are definitely getting a writing job.
What about Bill Murray as Idiota Jones' dad?
Or Marcus?
Or any of those, yeah.
Or the Grail.
Or that knight who's guarding the Grail.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, oh.
What's up?
Nice.
Good.
All right.
Mission Impossible 5 has been moved, the date that it's coming out on.
Okay.
It was originally going to be December 25th of this year.
Yep.
But it's been moved to July 31st of this year.
Right.
So they moved it forward.
I'm assuming that's to,
you don't want to release it around the same time as Star Wars.
Right, exactly, yeah.
Because that's madness.
Yeah.
That's very rare, though, that they'll put a movie forward.
Right.
So there must have been a window there that that weekend's not a strong weekend,
or they think they can do all right.
Would that mean that they're confident in it?
I would say so.
I would say they're not so confident that they think that people will watch
a Tom Cruise movie over Star Wars.
Right, exactly.
But they're confident enough to, you know,
to kind of plonk it mid-summer-ish.
And this is the Brad Bird one.
Yes.
No, Brad Bird did a lot of fun.
This is the guy who did Jack Reacher.
Great time of his name.
Sure.
But I think, yeah, I like these movies, so I'm going to see it anyway.
Yeah, I think anything that comes out around Star Wars time is going to get lost.
Correct.
That is not Star Wars.
Yes.
What about Avatar?
Do you think Avatar could go up against Star Wars?
The answer is no, obviously.
You idiot.
Is it?
Yes. There's nobody on the planet who would see Avatar over Star Wars. the answer is no obviously you idiot is it yes
there's nobody
on the planet
who would see
Avatar over Star Wars
I think there is
write in to Mason
if you think there is
okay good
not if you are
that person
got no interest in that
but if you think
you can think of someone
anyway
Fox are looking
to bring the X-Men
to the small screen
okay sure
Generation X reboot
god
remember that
yeah garbage
god
was that actually set in
was that actually supposed
to be the X-Men
no that was Generation X
so it definitely
had no affiliation
with the X-Men at all
no they're the
at the time
they were the junior version
of the X-Men
okay
you're thinking of Mutant X
I am thinking of Mutant X
you're right
yeah was that the X-Men no I think You're thinking of Mutant X. I am thinking of Mutant X. You're right.
Was that the X-Men?
No.
I think Mutant X... Which one had Lex Luthor from...
Mutant X.
Yeah.
Mutant X, I think, was...
I think that was so Fox could retain the rights to mutants and things with X in the title.
Yes.
Like, I think that's the only reason.
Because it was a...
Like, when I watched that first episode,
I'm like, this is clearly
like some sort of cheap rip-off cash-in.
Marvel are going to sue these guys.
They're not going to get the full season out.
And then it got to the end
and it was like Marvel Productions.
And I'm like, what?
What?
So...
This was, what, 97, maybe?
Maybe something like that, yeah.
Yeah.
That was a terrible show.
But it was,
it was,
the mutants weren't
sort of a natural evolution
of humanity.
They were,
they'd all been produced
in a lab.
Okay.
By a guy who looked
exactly like Andy Warhol
for some reason.
Like with a weird
white wig and everything.
Was he a good guy?
No,
he was a bad guy.
Oh,
yeah.
That sounds like
every show from the night.
It sounds like Dark Angel.
Yeah.
Sounds like other things, doesn't it?
Yep.
Yeah.
I can't think of any others.
Birds of Prey was probably in a lab for a bit.
Yeah, definitely.
I think that was early 2000s, though.
So that doesn't count, does it?
But that was one of those shows that I watched because it was...
It's all you had.
Yeah, there was very limited superhero kind of media at the time.
But it was all...
I think it was just...
It might have been just post-Matrix.
Okay, yeah.
Because everybody had, like, cool leather coats and they were cool guys
and they all fought, like, just, like, generic government agents,
like Agent Smith kind of characters.
Right.
But they all had cool, like, leather jackets and cool martial arts moves and cool mutant powers kind of characters right and but they all had they all had cool like leather jackets and
cool martial arts moves and cool mutant powers kind of thing do they have enough cool stuff though
is that enough i think they had a cool jet as well but also they had all that stuff but they
were all the characters were profoundly stupid because they were written so poorly like there's
there was an episode of that show where they're fighting a character who can convert into like can transform into data
and to get into computer systems that sounds very nice and what they did is they knocked him
unconscious and they left him unsupervised in a room in their headquarters that had like a data
connection like an unsecured data connection and then he got into their computer systems and like
and they got environmental
control and like turned off the oxygen in their headquarters kind of thing where was their
headquarters in a mountain range or something was it underground yes because otherwise you just open
a window yeah good point did somebody end up going into the computer to battle him no i think that's
my favorite thing i don't know what they did it's irrelevant because they're idiots because i think
at that point i'm like i really hope they all die also i don't know what they did. It's irrelevant because they're idiots. Because I think at that point I'm like, I really hope they all die.
Also, I don't know how it ended. Okay, cool.
Great. Well, that sounds really good.
Yeah, it was really good. Well, anyway, Fox are looking
to bring it to the small screen.
But here's the kicker, Mason. Yes.
It's pending the approval
of Marvel because
they only own the cinematic rights.
Interesting. They have to go to Marvel and be like,
can we make this? No.
Why would Marvel do that?
They're actively trying to kill off Fox and Sony.
Yeah.
Like, not only them.
Also Fox.
Yeah.
And Sony.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Like,
no, they would never do that.
I don't know.
Maybe they would.
What?
It's possible.
Maybe with some conditions,
like we want this character back,
or we want to use the word
mutant or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, clearly they think there's a chance this could happen if they're talking about
it.
Right, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it'd be interesting to see how that plays out.
You're right.
That is actually an excellent point that I didn't think about.
This is some leverage.
See, this is why this podcast works, Mason, because we both think of things.
Oh, we definitely, we mostly think of things, don't we?
Just think of things, definitely we mostly think of things don't we think of things say things
yep
pause sometimes
say more things
great
but no
that is a good point
they've got some leverage
yeah
they could take back
I don't know
some character they like
I'm trying to think of who
after
after Daredevil came back
yeah
I was like
okay that's fine
they can keep all the X-Men I'm glad Daredevil's back because they were going to make that 1970s Daredevil came back yeah I was like okay that's fine they can keep all the X-Men
I'm glad Daredevil's back
because they were going to make that
1970s Daredevil kind of movie
that would have been great
it would have been
but I'd rather see him
I'm happy they're doing it the way they are
yeah okay
because you can bring in elements of that
yeah yeah
into the modern day
because they're making a gritty kind of
because apparently Hell's Kitchen
does not look like that now
it's quite nice
right of course yeah
they haven't changed the names, though.
No.
Well, maybe they have.
I don't know.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say that I mentioned this before,
but I would have loved to see, like, a Daredevil-Punisher crossover
kind of thing set in the 70s.
Well, they own both now, so that's good.
A Punisher TV series would be great.
Absolutely.
Would it, though?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It would, like... As a netflix as a netflix show
absolutely not as like an abc no no like a magus of shield because we it's a that's a it's a
character that's all about just relentless machine gunning of people yep uh you know 100 bullets
square one would do yeah and i the first trailer would come out and I'd see a CGI muzzle flash
and I'd be like, nope, not happening.
Yeah.
Arrow does a lot of that though.
A lot of CGI muzzle flash.
Yeah, but I...
It's a different kind of show.
It's a different kind of thing, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, well, there you go.
If he was called Gun,
then that would be a different story.
But he's not, is he?
No.
He's a bullet.
Thomas Jade said as well
that he's not really interested in coming back.
Not because he doesn't really want to do it, but he said he kind of did the punishment
that he wanted to do with that short film.
And he's like, maybe it's time to kind of give it to someone else.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah.
So that's good of him.
Yeah.
Like that he didn't threaten anybody.
Sure.
Yeah.
He might be a bit old now anyway.
He doesn't look that Frank Castle, does he?
I feel he never did.
Okay, yeah.
I think Ray Stevenson, who was in the sequel, looks a lot better.
Yeah, he's dead on.
Second best casting after Simmons.
Okay.
A lot of people have not seen that or aren't on board with it.
Yeah, a lot of people are not on board with it.
Yeah.
I don't care.
I don't care what they think.
Well, maybe you should, Mason.
Nah.
I don't care.
I don't care what they think.
Well, maybe you should, Mason.
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All right.
Well, look, we're here to talk about something else, though, this week.
Oh, yes.
Fantastic Four trailer.
Yeah.
I mean, we're here to talk about many things.
Sure.
Let's not sell.
This might be a shorter episode.
Yeah.
We've done some long ones.
We've done a couple long ones lately.
You know what it is? It's because we've been recording them late at episode. Yeah. We've done some long ones. We've done a couple long ones lately. You know what it is,
is because we've been recording them late at night.
Yeah.
I ramble a lot because I'm so tired.
And I often fall asleep and just leave that in.
Yeah, exactly.
That's right.
And then they come out kind of long.
So we're keeping it pithy.
Yeah.
We're keeping it moving.
Yeah.
We're snapping over the recorder.
That's really loud.
I'm bringing castanets next week
but yeah
the Fantastic Four trailer
yeah
or as I like to call it
we're pretending
this is interstellar
I don't think
this is an
this trailer
which came out this week
I don't think
it's an actual
accurate portrayal
of what the movie's
going to be
okay
I think this is all
smoke
this is
in a few years
this is going to come out
on bloody,
you know,
cracked list of,
you know,
movie trailers
that don't represent
the movie accurately at all.
Like the Matrix one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't remember that trailer.
Okay, good point.
Well, actually,
Sam,
who's the official New Jersey
end of the show,
written in,
he said,
just wanted to say,
I keep up the good work
and P.S.,
doesn't the first minute
of the Fantastic Four trailer
look like the Interstellar trailer?
Boy, does it.
It's like beat for beat
yeah
I think if you line them up
cornfields
sadness
sad music
people going into a space
humanity and something
yeah definitely
following your dream
in space
yeah there's
almost no Fantastic Four in it
no
or Fant4stic
yes
as we're going to be calling it
forever now
I was going to put that in
I did a trailer breakdown
but I was like
oh everybody said that
so I'm not going to say it but yeah but I I was going to put that in. I did a trailer breakdown, but I was like, oh, everybody said that, so I'm not going to say it.
But I thought people didn't do that anymore.
Taken 3.
Yeah, but it's Taken 3, though, isn't it?
Oh, yeah, good point.
This is technically the third Fantastic Four.
So they should have called it Fant3stick.
But the thing is, though,
the movie isn't officially spelt that way.
It's just in the trailer.
It's like that.
So if you look it on IMDb, it's still Fantastic Four.
Anyway, Draven has written in also.
He says, finally get a look at Fantastic Four
and it definitely impressed me.
It looks less like a superhero film
and more like a straight up sci-fi film.
And that's not necessarily a bad thing either.
And I'm kind of on board for that.
But also what you said about smoke and mirrors
and whatever very much could be the case.
I'm not saying it's going to be a bad film.
That's what you're saying though.
Alright, I'll say that now.
You're thinking it.
They can hear your thoughts on this.
Oh no!
I've been done in by technology yet again.
I think that
they're definitely obscuring what it is.
Yeah.
I think it's much more of a standard
superhero film.
Okay.
And they've gone,
well, Interstellar
people sort of liked that
people liked it
but you know
the trailer built
the trailer's built up
a lot of hype
yeah
let's do that exact same thing
yeah yeah
okay fair enough
um
pickup truck going down a
down a road
farm road
yeah
cornfields
speeches about
being the best
for humanity
apparently though
and I've heard this
from multiple
multiple sources that's not to say it's true yeah that this movie is a nightmare
behind the scenes right okay that josh trank has been really difficult to work with and turning up
drunk and what allegedly allegedly exactly so who actually knows and look to to maybe but he also
him and uh the producers now i can't remember, Simon Kingbird, I think.
They also did a commentary behind the scenes on it.
What do you got there?
I'm looking at the trailer.
Okay, cool.
They did like a commentary.
It's on silent, but we're going to pick that up.
That's fine.
Yeah, they did a commentary on it.
Like, and explained the certain scenes and whatever, whatever.
And so, I think at this point, they're very much...
I skipped it,
but this trailer
for the Fantastic Four
is the trailer for the Fantastic Four.
Had an ad in front of it
which was the trailer
for the Fantastic Four.
Like, somebody's wasted
a lot of money on that.
Anyway, continue.
Yeah, so,
I feel like,
well, because they're doing
a lot of reshoots also.
Uh-huh.
So I think they're going to go... Look, even if there was a lot of reshoots also. Uh-huh. So I think they're going to go.
Look, even if there was a lot of mess behind the scenes on this.
Actually, let's just watch this for a minute.
Okay.
Should we just pause?
No, no.
Should I leave this in?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's whatever.
Oh, there's the, oh, cornfields.
Yep.
Nice guy, cornfields.
Oh, there it is.
Car.
Car.
Experiments.
That's a little Reed Richards. There's two of these transporting machines as well. Oh, interesting. There's an old one and a new is. Car. Car. Experiments. That's a little Reed Richards.
There's two of these transporting machines as well.
There's an old one and a new one, yeah.
They've got that Days of Future Past there,
pretty prominent, don't they?
Yeah.
Let people know.
And this is very, that's a Days of Future Past.
The Interstellar, but also Days of Future Past
sort of situation room, the president.
See that number there?
There's a red number in the left-hand corner.
You probably might have just missed it.
IP address, yeah.
I thought he was fixing a piano.
You know, Johnny Storm's right.
I thought initially, I was like, what?
Uh-huh.
So this is also very stellar.
There we go.
There are six people on that.
Yep.
Did you watch my trailer breakdown, Mason?
No, but there's six people.
How dare you?
I'll get to it.
I mean, there's no point now, because I've just come up with some sweet observations.
You have.
Like this.
That played very Dark Knight
as well
there's a thing
briefly
Kate Mara
crying
sadness
Johnny Storm
being the Johnny Storm
that's probably
Doctor Doom doing that
yep
that's
this is riveting
listening I'd imagine
they don't show a lot
of the powers either
like glimpses
not at all
exactly yeah
and then you see
Doom at the end
sort of
do you think that's
because the special effects
are no good
no that's possible I think that's the the special effects are no good? No, that's possible.
I think that looks like a good thing.
Definitely, yeah.
They've figured it out, finally.
Did you like the chiklis suit?
No.
I think it was exactly what they should have done at the time.
Right, uh-huh.
Can you imagine a 2005 CGI thing?
The worst, absolutely, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
But, yeah, so if this is a mess, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's going to turn out to be a mess. Like, World War Z was a mess, and that did very well. Absolutely. That's it. But yeah so this is a mess.
It doesn't necessarily
mean that it's going
to turn out to be a
mess.
Like World War Z
was a mess and
that did very well.
And though it's not
accurate to the book
it's okay.
Have you seen it?
It's not a bad movie.
I've seen the movie
yeah.
Yeah it's fine.
Yeah it's fine.
Very bloodless.
Yeah.
It is.
Even the chopping
handoff scene.
Though there's the
cut which is very
blooded
but not only that
trailer
oh yeah
I was listening to a Cracked podcast
earlier this week
and they had a lot of people
from different editors in chief
and writers
of different movie websites
and one from Movie Pilot
and whatever
one of the guys on it
has said that
a lot of
what he's heard is
from all accounts
Fantastic Four
oh no
I didn't say specifically
this Fantastic Four
he said there's two directors
who are making
big projects this year
who haven't before
right
implying one was
the Fantastic Four
and the other one
might be Colin Trevorrow
who did Jurassic World
sure
and he said
one of them
is a train wreck
right
and one of them
is going to blow
people away
and he said
the one with the
train wreck
he'll never make
a big studio film again
wow
so I mean again it remains to be seen what happens.
But he didn't specifically say Fantastic Four.
He might not have.
But it sounded like, because he said it's going back for reshoots, which is fantastic.
That's Fantastic Four, exactly.
Okay, interesting.
Yeah.
But I'd like to know, Mike, specifically who the other one was.
I'm guessing it's Colin Trevorrow, but I don't actually know.
Right, okay.
So, you know what?
Miles Teller's looking good in this. Yeah, like, I think it's Colin Trevorrow, but I don't actually know. Right, okay. So you know what? Miles Teller's looking good in this.
Yeah, like it's...
I think it's cast well.
But, yeah, so what do you think?
Like there's the costumes and whatever.
What do you think of it?
Or the length and all?
They're kind of steampunky, the costumes, weirdly.
They've gone with...
They're containment suits.
Yeah, but they're like...
They seem to be unique to each of them, sort of.
Yeah, well, Johnny Storm's one's got vents
yeah
Reed Richards has got
like stretchy things
stretchy things yeah
we don't really see
Kate Mara's
and the thing has no pants
in that last show
not at all
interesting
you can skip to it
yeah
hmm
and obviously they're going
I think Kate Mara
is a very good
looks like a very good
Sue Storm
yeah
that's kind of
that's the look I picture
okay
for that character
so they've done well there
cool okay
yeah so do you think
the powers like
might not look that
crash hot
the way
if that flame effect
looks alright
yeah
no it does
you're right
yeah
they do magical things
with flame effects now
they do
yeah since Ghost Rider
now obviously in this one
it's based
they fixed
they fixed flame effects between Ghost Riders 1 and 2.
They did.
Ghost Rider 2 actually looked pretty good.
But as I've mentioned, Leather Jacket, not as good in Ghost Rider 2.
No, not as great.
But obviously, in this one, they go into the negative zone.
Yep.
As opposed to space.
So this is more the Ultimate Universe version of Fantastic Four.
They don't go into space.
They, yeah, go to the Negative Zone.
And you're saying that the second transporter device is maybe them going back into the Negative Zone.
Yeah, I would say so, yeah.
Maybe.
Have you read a lot of the Ultimate Fantastic Four?
Because I haven't read any of it at all.
Maybe like the first 20 issues.
Maybe something like that.
I've heard it's okay from what people say.
I mean, Victor Von Doom is called Victor Van Dam.
Yeah.
Well, this is not called Victor Von Doom.
It's called Victor Domachev or something.
Okay, right.
But also, there's a lot of reports that he's a blogger.
Right.
I think that was a kind of off-the-cuff thing because people, when Toby Kibble mentioned that, he also used the word programmer.
Right.
So I think he'd probably be more a programmer than a blogger yeah i don't feel
threatened by them i don't you know what honestly i don't feel threatened by a programmer or a
blogger but programmer more so have you not seen die hard 4 there's a lot of programming and there's
a lot of programming yeah and hacking and whatnot uh satellites but they've also the directors
talked about like it's very chrome Chrome, Cronenberg Ian.
Really?
Yeah.
Because of the transformation. Yeah.
Transformation.
And it looks kind of more like doom in this.
It looks like his suit melted,
just melted to him.
And he can sort of see it in the trailer.
So I think that's how he's deformed in the things looks kind of more,
you know,
that metamorphosis kind of,
he kind of breaks out of that.
Yeah.
We rock cocoon kind of thing.
And that kind of happens in the flight, doesn't it? Yeah of thing. And he kind of breaks out of that rock cocoon kind of thing. And that kind of happens in The Fly,
doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
And probably other David Cronenberg things.
So I like that aspect of it.
I think this is going to be,
it's obviously going to be
a very different looking
than a Marvel movie.
But I don't think that's necessarily
a bad thing.
I mean,
you can have your dark superhero movies.
I don't think it's going to look
that different from...
Oh, really?
I think it's going to look
mostly the same.
I don't know.
I think it's more because
when we think of Marvel Studios films, i think most of them take place in the
daytime yeah and this is taking place at night so it's going to be more reminiscent of say daredevil
or something that's garbage yeah yeah ghost rider one exactly i think i think that's that's all
they're talking about is it's a different yeah yeah okay fair enough now you liked the bit at the end didn't you with the blue beam that stephen miller's written and he said
hollywood can't have an action sequence without pulling some sort of bluish beam of light energy
into the sky and then yeah letting everyone know that something bad is happening so that
happened in transformers man of steel avengers iron man one probably when did that happen the
big the the bloody the the arc reactor explodes.
Oh, yeah.
It's really good, isn't it?
Pretty good.
Yeah, there's a lot of that.
Yeah.
You want to know what's happening there.
You do, don't you?
What else was I going to say?
Something about Fantastic Four.
You're very obviously sceptical.
I'm very sceptical.
Do you think this will be terrible?
Or do you think there's a chance it could be good?
I think that...
I think the casting
is a lot better
than the previous
Fantastic Four films
I think
for me
that's probably
going to carry
the film for me
but I would
I don't know
I
it feels a lot
like the other
two Fantastic Four films
really
it feels like
like
I'm talking script wise okay like i know
that they're going in the negative zone now instead of out of space or whatever but it does
still feel like the setting is new york and there's going to be a big showdown and you see
that kind of blast of light yeah i think there's going to be a showdown in new york at night
and it's going to be mostly the same but yeah yeah i don't okay okay so who the six
people that go into the negative zone initially yeah i'm holding up five fingers but the audience
can tell that yes um look i didn't want to use my other hand i'm buying stuff on asos um
it's the fantastic four doom Doom, and... Someone else.
Some people have said maybe the Mole Man Man.
Really?
Mole Man Man?
Yeah.
But he lives under the ground.
He's a Mole Man.
Maybe that's where he gets his Mole Man power.
No, he's always had them.
Yeah, but in this, it's different, though.
No, I don't like that.
I like the fact that in the Fantastic Four universe, all kinds of crazy stuff is coming
from all angles.
Yeah, cool.
I agree.
Not everybody has to get their powers from the same place.
Yeah, I hate...
Exactly.
Spider-Man. The amazing Spider-Man-man exactly everybody gets their powers from the basement
flash nude flash tv series everybody's got the same powers from the bloody yeah i don't i don't
like any yeah any universe where well i'm sure there's a few but like when you reduce say the
marvel universe down to one yeah thing like the Fantastic Four film franchise,
and go, well, everybody gets their powers from a cosmic radiation event or something.
Or Smallville or whatever.
It's always Meteor Rocks, isn't it?
It's the Green Rock.
Yeah, it's the Green Rock.
That good old Green Rock.
I would say it's probably either somebody they have to rescue, maybe.
That's why they have to go back.
That might be a reason.
Or he's Cannon Fodder. And then he's the Mole Man. back? Yep. That might be a reason. Or he's cannon fodder?
And then he's the Mole Man.
Yeah, that's what I said as well.
Or he's cannon fodder, yeah.
Yeah, just to say,
well, this is a dangerous universe.
Maybe they go back and he's like,
now I'm the Mole Man!
Ah, twist!
Yeah.
It'd be a big twist.
That would be a great twist.
Look, regardless,
I am looking forward to this
just to see what is the deal.
Me too.
Yeah.
I'm going to say best movie for whenever it
comes out whatever year this year oh definitely not definitely not then no so yeah we're all
happy with all this i think or whatever yeah look the next trailer will tell us a lot more
and the movie itself will tell us a lot more oh definitely probably tell us everything yeah
that's right yeah but i think mason that's um that's all we're going to talk about for stuff this week before other things oh yes so let's
move on to a quick one and also new equipment yeah there's always a chance this doesn't record
yeah and if we bang on for two hours about whatever and then all of a sudden we get nothing
we'll be real upset we'll be real upset so you know what it's time for though what is it time
for what we're reading oh what we we gonna read. Correct. Right.
I'm doing the thing.
What are we reading today?
What do you gonna read?
Reading.
Well, what I gonna read actually is what I gonna listen to.
Is it coming out this week?
What's that?
You're gonna be guest appearing.
Oh, yeah.
You're making a guest appearance on a podcast called Plumbing the Death Star that was what that was my what we reading can't have it also you're not gonna listen to yourself i have to yeah i'm gonna listen to it
don't do that why not i have to listen to this every week yeah but you have to look it doesn't
matter i but i enjoy doing it so i'd like to hear okay all right great okay that's good too so yeah
basically this is a podcast from Australian guys who live near us
called Plumbing the Death Star.
I know you know this.
Yeah, I know this.
But basically I went to their podcast area
and they've got like a proper setup.
Now ours is crap.
It's great now.
It's so crisp.
How crisp it is.
That was a fly flapping its wings.
That's how good this is.
Anyway, Plumbing the Death Star, they sort of talk about the logistics that was a fly flapping its wings that's how good this is anyway
Plumbing the Death Star
they sort of
talk about the logistics
of various
like
you know
sci-fi
I can give you some examples
sci-fi scenarios
yeah
for example like
I'm not necessarily sci-fi
yeah but just like
movies
movie universe
ideas
and they sort of
break down the logic of it
so like
for example,
when does Sentience begin in Toy Story?
Why hasn't Hogwarts been shut down?
How was everyone okay with the
Truman Show? Like in that universe?
And why did it...
How much did it cost?
How do they get the funding for that?
Which horror movie villain would
you fight? Is Obi-Wan
Kenobi incompetent? That's a good one.
Basically, if you go to this, just scroll through and just pick something that you're
interested in.
Pick something you like, yeah.
And they're breezy.
They're like 30 to 40 minutes.
They're easy to listen to.
Can you reveal the topic you're talking about?
Yeah, absolutely.
Well, basically, it won't be out this week, but it'll be out closer to May.
They're getting in a whole little...
Nice, then I've got mine covered for the next...
I've got my What You Read in covered for weeks now.
That's right.
But yeah, sorry, my topic was they're getting a whole lot of different people to come in
and talk about the Star Wars prequels and how they would have made them.
Right, okay.
So basically I came up with a trilogy of prequels.
Oh, sure.
And then we kind of just went through that.
Fantastic.
And it was good fun.
And they've got, like I said, proper recording.
They've got people sitting on the other side of glass.
Oh, yes.
Monitoring stuff. We don't have that, do we? We've got that glass got, like I said, proper recording. They've got people sitting on the other side of glass, like monitoring stuff.
We don't have that, do we?
We've got that glass window, but there's nothing out there.
No, that's true.
There's a bin and my Christmas tree.
Sure.
That I'd be ready to get rid of.
And I've hung a sign over it that just says,
Our listeners on the Christmas tree.
So, yeah, I would definitely, yeah.
It's kind of in a similar vein to kind of how we do it.
By that, I mean, we're both Australian.
Yeah, that's how we do it.
So yeah, Sans Pants Radio, that's what they're kind of called.
And they do a few podcasts, but Plumbing the Death Star.
Is inherently the best one because you've been on it.
Apparently, yes, that's right.
But yeah, anything else you're going to read?
Let me check what I've been reading.
I can do one from Phil, the official web slinger in the meantime.
Fantastic.
I'd like to hear it.
Hey guys, you guys should check out the Zombie Fallout series of books by Mark Tufo.
They're a great series of books that are horror slash comedy genre.
Well worth a read.
I've heard that they are getting the comic book treatment soon.
So keep an eye out for them as well.
Cool.
We will keep an eye out for them.
Yeah.
Will you?
Yes.
Good. Better write it down because otherwise I'll definitely out for them. Yeah. Will you? Yes. Good.
Better write it down
because otherwise I'll definitely
forget and not do that.
So that's great.
Oh, you know what I've been watching
actually and it's been out for a while.
Yeah.
It's Review with Forrest McNeil.
Okay.
So in Australia there was a
there was a show
also called Review.
Yeah.
By
Oh, that dude.
Somebody.
Red hair guy.
Yeah.
Review by
doesn't matter.
Anyway, there's an American version
of it and it's been
it's been out
recently
a couple of years ago
but I've only just
got around to it
and it's
with Andy Daly
Andy Daly
comedian Andy Daly
he's the best
as Forrest McNeil
and he's a guy
who reviews
everything
like he doesn't
review like movies
or TV shows
he reviews
things like
stealing
or getting a divorce
or getting addicted
to drugs
or what have you
and so it's
is it better than the Australian version?
they're both good
I think that this one there's more consequences
like it's a
in the original one
if he reviewed say stealing
the next week
it'd just be a new episode
but in this one
the consequences build up
throughout the course of the season.
So, yeah, it's very funny.
Pretty dark, Andy Daly.
Yeah, definitely.
But that's a good show.
All right, I'll check it out.
Do that.
Let's move on to letters.
It's time for letters.
Oh, yes.
This is from Mark.
Hi, James.
Official Captain Canuck here.
Just got through listening to the podcast.
I think we already have an official Captain Canuck, but whatever.
Well, now we've got two.
Great. No, we can't. They have to we can't have to fight they have to fight exactly yeah unless whatever powers they have i don't know just got through listening to the
podcast and the short circuit two clip that i definitely put in because i remember oh yeah
great maybe remember that not only was that film uh movie filmed in my hometown toronto but my mom
bought me downtown as a child to watch the movie Magic for myself. The movie is complete garbage.
Well, I don't know about that.
But watching it set in New York City
whilst being littered with Toronto landmarks
is really jarring.
I had the same issue with the latest Hulk film
which was filmed at the doorstep of my university.
I was wondering if either you or your dickhead co-host
Hang on.
Who's he talking about?
You don't have a...
Oh.
Alright.
I have similar issues watching movies filmed in australian cities
but set elsewhere thanks guys uh ghost riders filmed in melbourne it was that was uh very
that movie's jarring to watch for guys yes absolutely yeah yeah but you're not jarred
by the location it's supposed to be set in texas is it or something yes i think so but it's clearly
yeah it's very first i think movie appearance of Rebel Wilson. Yeah, that's right.
She looks like a goth girl.
Yeah, that's right.
There was a Jackie Chan film made in Melbourne.
Rumble in the Bronx?
No, it was called Mr. Nice Guy, I think.
Oh, okay.
The Tuxedo.
Not the Tuxedo, no.
Rush Hour 3.
Yes.
Go on, sorry.
And they filmed a sequence in Melbourne Central,
which is the big shopping district in the centre of Melbourne.
Yeah.
That kind of thing.
And I was there for the filming of that.
And it was just a lot of the director yelling at people to shut up
as they walked past.
Like, we're filming a movie.
Shut up.
And as Jackie Chan...
In a shopping centre.
Yeah, but it was outside, sort of at night kind of thing.
But he was still
he was real grumpy
and I didn't care for it
you know what
it's outside
yeah
you shut up
yeah exactly
you shut up
thank you James
so did you see
any Jackie Chan stunts
there was a lot of him
sort of
running up and down
an escalator
but that was about it
was there a bit where
he'd maybe run into a room
and then bad guys are there
and he does this kind of
weird kind of double take and then runs in a different direction no there weren't any bad guys it was there a bit where he'd maybe run into a room and then bad guys are there and he does this kind of weird
kind of double take
and then runs in a different direction
no there weren't any bad guys
it was just him
oh okay
what else
the Matrix
is that the twist in that movie
yeah
no bad guys ever
the twist in that film
is that I think he's got a
there's a tape
like a video tape
that's got some incriminating evidence
on it
I don't know how that is
but yeah
but
the version
on the tape
like that he puts into a you know vcr or whatever
he watches actually has edits and cuts in it like the ones we see in the film they've just taken
the the stuff they filmed for the movie and they put it directly and put some grain over the top
of it or whatever and put it on this thing so he's watching this incriminating tape and it just has
edits in it even though it's supposed to be filmed like it's got edits and cuts from different angles despite the fact that it's supposed to
be filmed on one video camera all in one shot yeah the matrix films were filmed in sydney yeah
so you see some australian yeah i didn't what is most jarring generally is that is the bad
american accent definitely yeah the the featured extras are forced to put on usually and i find
that in start the star Wars prequels as well
the second two anyway
because they were
filmed in Australia
but yeah
there's a lot of that
in that as well
but yeah
if there's ever
anything filming
I stay right away
from it
I don't want to
be held up
and whatever
I just
I don't care
like the time
when we saw Hugh Jackman
remember we went
and saw the
Days of Future Past
premiere thing
and he was like behind a crowd of people and we just went whatever yeah it's not this is not worth it it's
not that I don't love Hugh Jackman I do but I'm like I'm not shoving through just so I can see a
guy who I know what he looks like right exactly yeah what what benefit are we gonna get from that
yeah hey Hugh are you enjoying being in the country you were born in sure am mate, mate! Thumbs up, big thumbs up.
But he wouldn't hear us because of the thousands of people.
Actually got a letter, a very nice letter this week
from a guy who Hugh Jackman comes into his shop
and sees like the nicest guy ever.
No surprise there.
Totally.
This is from Callum.
Hello chaps, loving the show and must thank you for brightening
each Monday morning and late night listens.
The question I proposed to you
this week is, should you accept it?
What do you think will happen to Marvel post phase three?
I feel I'll not be able to fill up.
There's something, something infinity wars and things go bad and whatever.
I don't know.
What do you think?
I think they're going to start again.
Ground level.
Okay.
I think we're going to do infinity war.
We're going to do Infinity War we're going to
do the most
kind of cosmic
the biggest event
we can
yeah
and I think
they'll be like
well we can't
get any bigger
than that
so I think
they'll start again
they'll pick some
more ground level
characters
yeah
maybe they'll take
the Netflix characters
okay
there's a show
around them
maybe
because we're
going to have
a Defenders
TV series
maybe they
could do a
Defenders movie
something like
that
I don't know they might I think they're going to have a Defenders TV series maybe they could do a Defenders movie something like that I don't know
they might
I think they're going to
start up with minor characters
again
yeah you're probably right
who would you like to see
in a new roster
in a new roster
if they're starting
completely
I'd like to see Next Wave
I know they're kind of
a joke team
sure yeah
but I really like
all those guys
and I think it would be
like it would be a
Next Wave is sort of a if you haven't read next
wave you should definitely read it it's by warren ellis it's super it's it's very funny yeah and
it's super over the top and it's it's it's called next wave agents of hate and it's about these guys
who used to it's about a lot of kind of superheroes and former superheroes like a like a half dozen
members of the team who were unaware that working for an organisation called HATE,
like H-A-T-E,
who aren't aware they were the bad guys,
and then sort of break out and go rogue
and have to find and stop all these guys.
Sounds a lot like Alias Mason.
It does sound great.
Then we're totally on board.
And the leader of HATE is like a Nick Fury-esque character
who's out of his mind completely.
Great.
It's a lot of fun.
But it's got like
it's got Machine Man
yep
who sort of rose to
prominence in Marvel
Zombies and stuff like
that
that's a really good
run isn't it
yeah
Machine Man
yeah
so this was prior to
that
it's got Monica Rambeau
who used to be one of
the Captain Marvels
it's got the Captain
who is
like
he's got generic super strength and super powers, but
he's just an asshole all the time.
Great, great.
It's got Boom Boom from the X-Men and some other people, and it's just, they're just,
oh, it's got Elsa Bloodstone, who's a monster hunter.
Great, good.
And they're kind of, they're just, they're a really dysfunctional team, and they're really
fun.
Okay.
And I would like to see that.
And I think once we've done, you know, war yeah people who've people who are not comic book fans who have gone
all the way through all those characters and all that all those events they would be more they would
be up for more kind of like meta stuff sure it is a bit silly i was thinking maybe um ms marvel
the current ms marvel yeah okay that would work too, yeah.
And that would be good as a ground level kicking off point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because at that point, obviously the Avengers are super famous.
Yep.
And we'd have a whole lot of other heroes introduced and whatever.
Yeah, totally.
So why not start there?
I would like to see, and again, we're talking about more meta stuff.
I would like to see a damage control film.
Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.
That would be super good, I think.
Yeah, that would be cool. But anyway. But anyway anyway but anyway probably other things we probably talk about that we're probably
doing an episode for those who don't damage control is the is a private company who is
employed by the city of new york to rebuild the city every time all the superheroes destroy it
yeah which was the series in i guess the early 90s and it's it's yeah again super fun and it
would make sense, you know,
once you've got the idea of,
well, there's all these superhero battles,
New York is constantly being destroyed,
who's fixing that damage controller kind of thing?
And they love their jobs.
Yeah.
Not true?
They go on strike at one point.
It's pretty good.
There's a scene in the first issue where,
I think it's one of the Tinkerer's robots goes mad
and he collapses onto the World Trade Center buildings.
You can edit this out.
And, you know, they have to rebuild the city or whatever because it's run rampage or whatever.
And there's a scene where right at the end, like the foreman of damage control,
like the main kind of boots on the ground guy, he's looking out his window
and he sees the two
World Trade Center towers
and one's like incredibly crooked.
Like it's got like a huge crack in it
and the top half is like,
you know,
10 feet to the left
of the bottom half or whatever.
And he's like,
eh, close enough.
So, you know.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
All right.
We'll do an episode on that.
No doubt.
This is from Billy Arundel.
Oh yeah, from Twitter. I'm a big fan of him. I don't know if he's a big fan of me yeah it's you wow i'm not changing my stance on this guy i believe in him i live under a rock when it comes to some
marvel books so to speak then he says in brackets literally and i've never really read much fantastic
form material and i don't own any of it i was wondering if there are any standouts for either
of you that are worth a read oh Oh, he mentioned that on Twitter.
Oh, yeah.
Make him do it.
Hard copies.
Because he buys hard copies.
Okay.
I liked...
There's a...
There was a Marvel Knights miniseries.
Maybe it's an ongoing, but it was a Fantastic Four series where they go bankrupt.
Yep.
And they sort of have to move out of the Baxter building and all that sort of stuff and sort
of rebuild their lives.
Okay.
And that's a really good series.
There's a series called Future Foundation.
Yes.
Which is sort of a spin-off.
And it's sort of the idea being that, you know, the Fantastic Four saved the world,
but the Future Foundation has to sort of, is finding solutions to make a better world.
Okay.
And it's kind of a bigger team.
Yep.
It's got like, it's got the Fantastic Four Spider Fantastic Four Spider-Mans on the team as well.
It's got Kristoff, who is Doctor Doom's son.
It's got Dragon Man, who is a robot Dragon Man.
It's got all kinds of stuff.
So those two things.
Just those two things.
I recommend the new Fantastic Four movie.
Great.
Fantastic.
Can't go wrong.
Can't go wrong.
It's from Dale Martin,
the official couch-sized dog of the podcast.
Oh.
Very good.
That's like the guy,
the dog from Inhumans.
That's where that came from.
Yeah, yeah.
As we said, it doesn't matter.
Oh, great.
Not important.
Hey, guys.
I've been mulling over an idea
that I wanted to suggest to you
for an episode of the podcast for a while now.
I've come up...
Lockjaw is his name. Yes.
The idea I've come up with is great, in my opinion. I hope you think
it's great too. The basic idea is similar to the
Hero and Villain Showdown episodes, but
instead of that, we, the fans,
email you guys the names
of actors and actresses
and tell us...
And you tell us what comic book character they would be best
at playing. Okay. I thought we were going to
face them off in a fight. Yeah, well that's what i thought as well right both of those things
so yeah i'm all for that doing like a casting kind of thing and also like who would win between
james woods and a block of wood just a big block of wood dropped really from a from a high ceiling
yeah good question it's hard to know isn't it though yeah he'd probably do a tuck and roll
yeah he'd be good
like that yeah it's fast hi james i'm shane from london brackets england been listening since i
found your awesome videos on youtube i've been catching up i'm still catching up i have about
20 to go and i'll get up to date soon i wanted to email and thank you for getting through my
working day without killing my co-workers so thank you very much so thanks no problem from
them too i also wanted to be the official geeky gay of the show because I'm
very geeky and slightly gay.
Done. Absolutely. P.S.
This is the bit that I wanted to get to. Why does
Mason look like an anorexic Tony Stark?
Snap. I would say
you have like a same build.
I look like a fatter Tony Stark if anything.
Really? Yeah. I'd like to
see you guys side by side. I'd like to
Well he's taller marginally. I don't think that he is. No he would be. I mean like to see you guys side by side. I'd like to... Well, he's taller marginally.
I don't think that he is.
No, he would be.
I mean, you see him where he wears like...
He wears those...
He wears like...
What are they called?
Stilts?
I think he's like 5'6", 5'7".
He could not be 5'7".
There's no way.
I reckon he's like 5'10".
Nah, I don't reckon he is.
Okay.
I'm like 5'7".
Okay.
We'll never know, will we?
We'll never know because there's nowhere to find that out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is from Manu.
Hello, guys.
My name is Manu from San Diego, California.
Hello.
Brackets London.
Not really.
Just wanted to say I love your podcast because unlike other media review sites, you guys
know that your opinion doesn't matter and that's why I value it so much.
Wait a second.
Our opinions don't matter?
You've been telling me lies this whole time.
I had a question for you two.
Since I haven't seen the original Star Wars trilogy,
I was wondering if I need to watch them
because I want to watch Star Wars The Force Awakens,
but I'm a little intimidated by everything.
I don't know about the Star Wars universe.
I've seen the prequels when I was a kid,
so I don't remember them that well,
but I recently watched the Star Wars The Clone Wars animated series
and loved it.
I just wanted to ask because I'm sure there are others in my boat.
Thanks. Grab those gems and fuck art. Nice. Good. animated series and loved it I just wanted to ask because I'm sure there are others in my boat thanks
grab those
gems
and fuck art
nice
good
he's covered all the bases
yes
I think you should
you should watch it
look I think
I think there are certain films
that still hold up
yeah
Short Circuit 2
Short Circuit 2
Generation X
the movie
the pilot movie
yeah
the pilot movie
occasionally I'll go to
there's a cinema in Melbourne called The Aster,
which is closing down soon,
which is very sad.
Good.
Wait a second.
But they will run,
they'll run old films.
They might run, you know, Raiders.
They might do a run of Indiana Jones films or whatever
and they'll do Raiders.
And like, you know,
people will go in and,
you know, younger people
who haven't seen that at all ever.
Like there's people who are in it
for the nostalgia value.
And I see people go in and just really enjoy it.
They still hold up because they're well written
and they're enjoyable films.
And I think Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back
definitely would still hold up in that kind of situation.
I'd say maybe see it on the biggest screen you can.
Sure.
Maybe wait for there to
they'll definitely do like a marathon near you or something
yeah exactly there'll be a local cinema
it's like hey come and watch all the Star Wars movies
overnight or whatever and do that
do that with a crowd I think that would be really enjoyable
cool
you can probably skip three
you can probably skip Return of the Jedi
just know everything works out fine
yeah but you need to see it.
I guess you do.
All right, it completes the trilogy.
All right, wait for there to be a trilogy release at your local cinema.
Watch them all.
If you can, try and watch them, I guess, as close to the originals as you can, I guess,
instead of the special editions.
Yeah, true.
Not that it really matters that much.
I mean, they're the same.
You get the idea.
Yeah, totally, yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah, look, I think they're fun action films
yeah
so
especially Return of the Jedi
no I don't say that at all
you put lies in there
they heard your thoughts
oh no
hello James and Mason
I heard on Stuff You Should Know podcast
that they're marketing directly
that marketing directly to children
was outlawed in Australia
many years ago
is this true?
if so
had this affected your buying habits
when you were kids
or toys and collectibles
a big thing for you guys
as they were for us in the US?
As a Gen Xer,
I remember being bombarded
by Star Wars toys
and McDonald's Happy Meals
commercials as a kid.
How about you guys?
Cheers from Charlie.
P.S.
Sorry if I sound like a douche
referring to myself as a Gen Xer.
No, that's all right.
That's fine.
We're Gen Y, aren't we?
Are we?
No, we're Y.
Yeah.
It stands for yeah.
It does.
When we were kids, that law did come in, didn't it?
But that wasn't in place when we were kids.
No, I don't think so.
They marketed everything all the time to us.
A lot of serials.
I think it was pretty similar to the US.
I think so.
A lot of action figures.
A lot of Transformers that turned into rocks.
Remember those guys?
Yeah, the Rock Lords.
By the way. They were the rock lords by the way
they were go bots
by the way
they were connected
were they
yeah they were
a spin off of the
go bots
the go bots
might be coming
a movie
not a joke
great
imagine if it's
a better movie
than Transformers
not hard
why wouldn't it
be a better movie
there's no way
it could be a
unless it's done
by like the
asylum
the guys that do
like mega shark
or whatever
yeah
if it's
no they've got
transmorphers
that it needs
I think
do Hasbro own
the go-bots now
I think they do
I think you're right
actually
then maybe it will
be as bad
crossover
but maybe
okay how about this
they don't care
about it as much
so they give it
to like an unknown
director who makes
a good movie yeah and they've been you know and they're like we don't understand why is as much so they give it to like an unknown director who makes a good movie
yeah and they've been you know and they're like we don't understand why is it good you know what
yeah yeah good point i'll watch that yeah definitely leader one psy kill the one the
rock lords the one that turned into a car yeah he's a good one great do they have guys that
combine into a bigger guy uh not that i remember they had like that's not true yeah they had like battle
suits that they could get into okay yeah like people like i get into clothes to go and do
things yeah exactly yeah okay good yeah great um yeah about that law i know there was something
passed but there's still there's so many ways around it i don't really think that no i don't
i remember a lot of stuff being marketed to us whether that was in place or not this is relatively recently though but we don't obviously get up and watch things early in the
morning like kids tv shows right but all the advertising is already in the shows like if you
watch whatever kids watch ben 10 which i don't think is that popular anymore you still want to
go and buy all the ben 10 stuff boy do i yeah so yeah i yeah i don't think it makes that big a
difference i think the biggest thing
was i think they stopped marketing a lot of sugar cereals yeah totally because i don't really push
those here as much as they do in the states no not at all yeah i hate that shit anyway
wow do you like it look steady on with your trademark rant there mate we've had enough of
it all right what cereal do you enjoy no i like frosties I won't lie to you yeah look I'm not saying
yeah
like
you know those Fruit Loops
they're completely
inedible
I don't know how
you're right
you're right
garbage
anyway
last email
anyway
yeah we had a whole bunch of action
had all the action
yeah we had all that stuff
just pile them up
just pile them up in a trolley
and I'll take them all
yeah that's it
yeah
hey James
it's the guy who failed his exams
because he didn't revise because he couldn't
stop listening to the podcast of the podcast.
Nice.
I'm going to study English at university next year in the hopes of becoming a journalist,
hopefully in the area of film and television.
I was hoping since you're an editor at comicbookmovie.com.
This one's for you.
I'm going to tune out.
Get back on that ASOS.
Good, yeah.
Check if that site's loaded.
It has.
It's much improved.
They fixed it, I think.
If you guys could give me some advice on how to achieve my dreams.
Thanks for reading, Alex from the UK.
I get this question a lot, and I think we should do a Q&A shortly.
And look, no authority on anything, as you know.
I'm aware.
I've met you.
But I think the most important thing is obviously an online presence.
Yes, these days, yeah. You've got to,
you're going with a bank of work that you've already done.
And the thing is as well,
you can make enough money off that.
Yeah.
It'll take years,
but you can make money off it.
And sites do begin to notice like my stuff started some every now and then
it gets picked up.
Like I had something on Dorkly earlier this week.
Or io9.
Okay,
great.
And that's, I was really happy, but it it's you got to build something yourself that's how you
that's how you get noticed no one's going to hand you a job unfortunately no exactly yeah i know
right how dare they but yeah no you're right in that you know i'm sure you know back in the day
you probably still had to hustle for work and that sort of thing. But, you know, you could get the degree and get out there and people would be impressed by that.
They'd like your moxie.
They would love your moxie.
Just kick down that door and demand something.
But now, like, there's so much out there on the internet for free.
Yeah.
That, you know, especially now that a lot of websites are just sort of content aggregators.
Yeah.
They don't need to,
they don't need to purchase content from anyone.
They can just be like,
hey, this website said this.
And just put that away.
Exactly.
Like there's very few websites,
not very few,
but less have like a writing staff
than they used to.
Yeah.
Like the Escapist obviously
has a whole lot of people making videos
and writing articles.
Cracked is the same.
Yeah.
And because they're massive
massive websites but for comic book movie which still does very well yeah that's all based the
way it works is you post an article and you get the ad revenue from that and i only post like two
a week i do the place a podcast and maybe a video yeah so i don't get a lot of money from that it's
more the exposure sure yeah um but the way that i got started there was i just posted it because
anybody can post user submitted things and i posted a few you know not really thinking anything of it and then i made an
iron man 3 i don't like this movie very much sure video and the the um the current editor emailed
me and said hey do you want to make some stuff for us or whatever and i was like absolutely
definitely so like you had to quit with the language yes i had to do that initially sure so it's just about building
up a bank of stuff and i guess what's that a 10 000 hours of something until you're good at it
yeah is that right i don't know if that's accurate yeah well something really long but i feel like
you gotta practice you gotta practice and you've gotta put stuff out there yeah exactly and and i
also i read a piece of advice which was something
like or someone told me you got to work like there's somebody working 24 hours a day against
you yeah that's true because because again like we said there are people there is somebody against
there is there's i mean you know it's not yeah there's there's somebody if you're reviewing
movies and you want to make that a career there's somebody reviewing movies who's just doing it because they love to do that and they've got 50 times the amount of subscribers
yeah and whatever and they've got a lot of free time exactly and the other thing is you've got
to make it unique to you like there's a thousand guys who are sitting in front of a webcam with a
boring blank wall behind them as they talk about the Fantastic Four trailer. Yeah. And who gives a shit, right?
And you've got a boring blank wall and a microphone that you cover up that.
Exactly.
With little animation things.
Yeah, that's right.
And so you've got to make it so why would somebody-
And swearing.
And swearing.
Why would somebody come to you over somebody else?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
You've got to make that unique.
So get out there and be, and make me worse at my job.
Yeah.
Put me out of the job. But yeah, I don't know. that's kind of how you do it or be rich and know somebody yeah that works too yeah definitely yeah
so but yeah you're basically i've only like started to make money off youtube now in the past
probably six months but i do this and that occasionally will be cut off all of a sudden
if you break a rule suddenly or somebody complains,
somebody's like,
I don't like what you said about the Winter Soldier.
He's my favourite.
I'm going to report you for racism or whatever.
And then they just dump you from YouTube.
Yeah, that's it.
So it can be taken away at any point.
But I got to that point where I'm making some money.
And through the Patreon and whatever
is
slash Mr. Sunday Movies
for
oh yeah
patreon.com
slash Mr. Sunday Movies
yeah
because I work at this
like I have a regular job
and I get home
and I do this
till like midnight
then I go to bed
and I get up
and I check the news
you dream about
comic book movies
I do yeah
and then I like
and I
and then I look at it
in the morning
and then maybe
the lunchtime at work
I'll go and
bake something
and then I'll come back.
Sure.
Like.
So if you can hate your coworkers, that's good.
And then avoid them.
Like I try to make it, like I'd make it breezy and fun and I enjoy doing it.
Yep.
But like, I literally put like every spare second of my time into this.
Yeah, yeah.
And, but I'm not saying you have to do that, but there has to be some level of dedication.
You'd have more spare time before and after this podcast if I showed up on time.
But you're like, show up at 8 and I'm like, okay.
And then it's 8.30 and you're like, uh.
That's fine.
It doesn't matter.
I forgot to factor that in.
I figured.
Shouldn't have said that though because now I'll show up at 9.
I know, right?
Yeah.
But yeah, that's just, yeah just work hard and stuff, I guess.
And of course,
there's no guarantees.
You also kind of
have to be slightly good
at something, I guess.
Yeah.
But yeah,
I don't know.
But I'm sure you'll be the best.
Absolutely.
You, Mason.
Thank you.
Finally.
Yeah.
Believe in your dreams.
That's the show for this week.
Absolutely.
Thank you to the Bruton
and the Basilisk for the themes.
Yeah.
Thank you to Golden Legend for the logo and for the t-on the Basslist for the themes yeah thank you to Golden Legend
yes
for the logo
and for the t-shirts
yeah
if you go to
redbubble.com
yeah
or if you just type in
the weekly planet t-shirts
probably the first result
the first result
yeah
and people have been
sending us pictures
of them wearing that stuff
and with grunts
and whatever
so we might do
another giveaway
iPhone cases
all kinds of stuff
it's pretty great
so thank you to those people.
Like I said, I've not seen one in the wild yet.
Yeah.
But first person I see, I'm going to get a sweet photo, put it up on Twitter.
Second person gets a punch in the face.
Then I'm just going to alternate.
So you'll never know.
You'll never know.
You'll never know.
Yeah.
You know what?
If I see someone wearing it, I don't know if I'd actually stop them.
I reckon I'd just keep going.
I think you'd follow them creepily for a while
to see what they're up to.
This is good.
You know,
it was weird when I went
and saw the Plumbing the Death Star guys.
I've never met anybody
who knows who I am
through the internet.
And that was really kind of bizarre.
But they're kind of nice.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They're really good guys.
Anyway.
Great stuff.
Next week,
I don't know.
We'll talk about comic book movie stuff. Yeah, why next week I don't know we'll talk about
comic book movie stuff
yeah why not
why don't we
yeah
you can find us
on the internet
yes
at
weeklyplanetpod
at facebook
and twitter
and gmail
I'm at
wikipediabrown
on twitter
you can find me
on doorclick
because I'm a big time
youtube celebrity
oh jeez this guy
it's gone to your head already
if you could email in
and knock him down
a peg or two
that would be great
that'd be real good.
What else have we got?
Mr. Sunday Movies.
Patreon.com slash Mr. Sunday Movies.
And my YouTube channel and Twitter as well.
Subscribe, tell people about the show.
I don't know.
At a certain point, the plugs at the end are going to be longer than the actual show.
Yeah.
And then we end.
Exactly.
We're done.
Like, we stop then.
That's it.
Yeah.
Anything else?
We got anything else to plug?
Nah, probably not.
That'll do it?
Yeah.
Let's just
all just have a good time yeah mate oh is that a new scent is that a new sign off i guess let's
everybody have a good time i guess grab the gems yeah grab that gem that's what we say all right
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