The Weekly Planet - Dragonball *sigh* Evolution - Caravan Of Garbage
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I don't think we've ever had anything as fitting of the title Caravan of Garbage
than the movie we're looking at this week, Mason.
Oh, yes. Tell me more about it.
The reason we're looking at this is because the anime...
Animes are back, or they're not. I can't remember.
Look, anime was gone. There was none for decades, and Anime's are back. Or they're not. I can't remember. Look. Anime was gone.
There was none.
For decades.
And now it's back.
In its single greatest form.
Dragon Ball Broly?
Is that what it's called?
I was talking about the bloody...
Oh, Battle Angel Alita.
Okay, right.
Which is fine by all accounts.
Uh-huh.
But, look.
Hey.
Look, let's go back to 2009.
Because Dragon Ball has been...
Whoa! We're going through a portal. We to 2009. Because Dragon Ball has been... Whoa!
We're going through a portal.
We are.
Whoa!
Dragon Ball has been...
Hey, we're in 2009.
Nickelback's big.
It's not as good here.
No, it's bad.
It's bad here.
I believe I covered that by saying Nickelback's currently big.
But look, Dragon Ball Evolution came off the back of a very, very popular run of Dragon Ball and then Dragon Ball Z and then sort of Dragon Ball GT.
People don't really like that one.
This is before Dragon Ball Super, obviously.
Obviously.
But people couldn't get enough of Dragon Ball.
It was still riding high.
So they thought, why not make the greatest Western adaptation of an anime of all time?
Yes.
And they did the opposite of that.
They made a terrible, terrible thing.
Now, Mason, as someone who's never seen Dragon Ball, you.
Yes.
Did this make sense to you on some levels or all levels or no levels?
Look, mostly.
I mean, I got where they were going with stuff.
I think a lot of motivations and plans and stuff didn't make sense.
I have seen snippets of Dragon Ball before.
You get it.
People screaming.
I'm sort of aware. You're screaming and powering up. Yeah. I have seen snippets of Dragon Ball before. You get it. People screaming and... I'm sort of aware of...
You're screaming and powering up.
Yeah.
I know a lot of that.
I know they have to gather the Dragon Balls.
Hair changes colour.
They get the balls.
Yeah.
And then a lot of people floating in the air, yelling.
Did you know a man turned into a monkey?
No.
Oh.
I mean, I know that now.
Yes.
Does that happen in the cartoons?
Yes.
Constantly or just the once?
There's a few times it happens.
We'll get to it.
All right.
So, it opens explaining what happened in the past.
Yeah.
So it's basically Piccolo tried to invade and he bought with him.
Tell, don't show.
That's what they say in movie making, don't they?
But in here they do both.
And then he also brings with him a monkey.
It's more of a chimpanzee looking gorilla man.
Or Osaru.
They attack Earth, but they're beaten back, unfortunately.
And that's good.
Find people with sticks?
We don't really see, or we do see.
I don't remember.
Because these guys have got crazy laser powers and stuff.
Do you think it was the 20 minutes he took powering up?
Maybe.
They just hit him with a bunch of sticks.
Yeah, he's still a bunch of shoes on.
Guys, I'm powering up.
Powering up.
I need my 20 minutes.
This is really inconsiderate.
All right, I'll be back in thousands of years.
Can you power up before the battle and then walk in with the power?
Good question.
I think that's...
I would.
That's worth noticing.
That's what I'd do.
Cut to the present day of 2009.
Nickelback are there.
But also is Justin Chatwin as Goku.
Yes.
Like most people in this movie are supposed to be teenagers.
He's 25.
Did you look it up?
He is 25.
Maybe he's 26 when this came out.
Okay, right.
There's some older people in
He's certainly not younger
No
But there's also some older people
Than him
Who are supposed to be the same age
Oh boy
But that's classic American
High school in a movie
It really is
Wherever he's in their 20s and 30s
They kind of do it less now I feel
I think so too yeah
But yeah
That's because child acting
Is getting better probably
Maybe
Or more children are being
Funnelled into the Hollywood system
Yeah I think maybe
The labour laws have loosened up
That's probably it yeah
And good I I say.
So we get a green screen fight on him fighting his grandpa
who's got a stick and they're fighting on two ropes
and they're flipping about.
Yes.
And flying kicks, very slow looking flying kicks and such.
And I thought at some point during this,
Goku might question why he's able to do any of those things.
Yeah.
But he never does.
Is it standard in this universe?
It's never made clear.
Because a lot of people in this movie are very good at martial arts and can like leap over a car or like, you know, move the air with their hands.
Do a chi.
Do a chi or whatever.
Or a ki as they call it in this.
Yes.
It's never like, this is insane.
It's just taken as a matter of course.
Yes.
But does any of that fight look realistic to you?
No.
Yeah, it's not very good, is it?
No, it's very good.
And he's like, listen, Grandpa, why can't I beat up all my bullies at school?
I could tear them apart with one hand, he says.
Yeah.
And he's like, well, why don't you teach me to get chicks?
Why don't you teach me normal stuff?
Do you remember asking your grandpa to teach you how to get chicks?
No, he was dead.
Okay.
But is that who you turned to? No, he was dead. But is that who you turned to?
No, he was dead.
Yeah, but even if he was alive, let's say on his deathbed.
I'd be like, do you want to dig out of there, grandpa?
Grandpa, tap once for yes and twice for no.
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
I just think that's a strange thing to ask somebody.
I agree.
That's the father figure you got.
Maybe he's got some old timey wisdom.
Maybe he's got that old timey wisdom of like
Well how I met my wife
Is I just
I asked her out
And she said no
So I went to her house every day
For the next year
And I just asked her out every time
And eventually
Eventually she just gave in
And anyway
We've been married for 58 years
Eventually she turned 23
And no one else had married her
So she married me
Yes
That was the era
Anyway so
We get an explanation for the dragon balls
He's got a Dragon Ball.
His grandpa's got one.
You need seven, you get a sweet-ass wish.
What do they do without, like if you've just got one, what's it do?
Nothing.
You can throw it.
That's a shame.
That's about it.
It doesn't do anything?
In the anime, you can get less of them and have less wishes.
So less than one wish.
You get half a wish.
No, you don't get, you can get more.
You can get, if you get seven, I can't remember how many, but you get something like three
wishes.
But if you get like four, you can have one or something like that. Okay, because in this movie, you get seven I can't remember how many but you get something like three wishes but if you get like four
you can have one
or something like that
okay because in this movie
you get one wish it seems
yes
okay
you don't think it's true
so in this universe
you do get a fragment
if you gather some of them
you get half a wish
you get half a wish
exactly
okay
you have to carefully
like word the wish
you gotta word it properly
you gotta word it properly
you'll be like
I'd like the world's
greatest turkey sandwich
and also a big heavy weight
to fall on my head
and then you gotta hope that the half of the wish you want comes true.
And you get a big old weight to the back of the head.
Oh, no.
So we get a look in at his life at school.
He's bullied.
Probably because he's too handsome.
He's too handsome and his hair's too good.
By that I mean bad and weird.
Was that hairstyle popular?
I'm going to Google.
No.
Let's talk about it.
But I'm going to Google 2009 men's hairstyles
and see if that is
anything close
I think there was
some kind of
Noel Fielding
kind of big hair
going on in that era
yeah right
like you know
you kind of
Russell Brand
there was you know
there was some pomposity
there was some height
there was some hairspray
but I don't think
but not in this weird
kind of
not in this weird
faux anime
I don't know
here's a picture of
I think more it's more likely the hair would have been down in 2009.
Yeah, it'd be like your 30 seconds to Mars hair or whatever.
Yeah, right, right, right.
Whatever Zac Efron had in I'm 17, baby.
Yeah, for sure.
So, you know, whatever that was.
I looked up some of the students that were bullying him.
One of them is named in real life called Texas Battle.
Wow, okay, I love it.
He was 29 at the time of filming
incredible okay this is where uh we get a little bit more of piccolo who i believe is the best part
of this film because you believe he's a real person yes he's i think the casting is really
good you think it's really a man named piccolo who's an alien from outer space he will not be
swayed from this i've been talking to him all afternoon he's like nah this guy's an alien that's
why he's so good in this movie because he really understands an alien warlord because that's right. He will not be swayed from this. I've been talking to him all afternoon. He's like, no, this guy's an alien. That's why he's so good in this movie,
because he really understands an alien warlord,
because that's what he is.
Exactly.
The only thing, he's missing his little antennae,
which he has in the...
Oh, yeah, right, right, right.
And he euthyphies in the original.
There's none of that.
He just wants to come to Earth to get the Dragon Balls.
He's killing a bunch of people for them.
At one point, he says, I'm going to rule this mud ball,
this diseased mud ball or whatever. And I'm like... Why why why would you want to if you think it's gross and diseased
go somewhere else just go to a nicer place what are you where are you from go there yeah well
your friends will be green as well you're weirder now one aspect of the goku character they get
right aside from the hair which is dead on uh is that he's not really a good student or interested
in anything else other than fighting okay so this is kind of he's also in a good student or interested in anything else other than fighting. Okay, yeah. Though this is kind of... He's also into chicks,
so I guess there's...
Here's the thing, though.
I think if you were really good at fighting...
Yeah.
...and you really loved fighting,
surely there'd be an avenue in high school for that.
Like, he'd be on a martial arts team.
He's not allowed to do this.
He's too good at fighting.
I don't like that aspect at all.
None of this was in Goku's show or whatever.
You're just going to make him want to fight more. Yeah. Let him fight a bit yeah and he won't want to fight all the time that's true
you might get bored of it i love it when they ask him a question by a sports car
ask him a question in class yeah and he starts rattling off about the namex
oh the aliens he's like like the aliens my grandfather told me all about what are you doing
and also it it speaks to the idea that they've just invented this universe.
Yes.
Because I think if he was this,
if you were the teacher,
you'd never ask him anything.
Because every time he'd be like,
maybe that's what he was.
He was like, man, I haven't asked,
I haven't asked Goku a question in like six months.
They're going to ask me about his,
okay, I'll ask him a question this time.
I hope he doesn't say anything weird.
Hey, Goku, what do you think about
the history of this nation? And he's like, well, the thing about the aliens is, oh, I've made a mistake question this time I hope he doesn't say anything weird Hey Goku What do you think about The history of this
Nation
And he's like
Well the thing about the aliens is
Oh I've made a mistake
What have I done
Yeah
Then we get him opening a locker
With his
With his Kai or Chi
Chi
Whatever it's called
It's called Chi in this universe
Great
But in the movie is it
But what is it in the movie
In the movie it's called Chi
It is called Chi in the movie
And I think they've done that
Because there's two pronunciations
But also
The girl he's interested in
Is called Chi Chi
So they couldn't have called it Chi
That's a good point
Because then they would have had to
Do some word play
And that would have been more work for them
So they just called it key
At the start of the movie he tries to
To be clear
He doesn't open the lockers with a key
No
Because anybody can do that
Anybody can do that
But at the start of the movie
He can't use his key
Yes
But then
When he's at the lockers
Except to start his sports car
Yes
But then he's just at the lockers
And he can
Yeah He just opens like 20 lockers There's no explanation Because he Yes. But then he's just at the lockers and he can. Yeah.
He just opens like 20 lockers.
There's no explanation.
Because he's horny.
That's why.
That's where I was going with it.
Think about it.
Oh, man.
So she invites him to a sweet ass party.
Right.
A sweet ass 2009 party.
This is the part of the movie that you actually liked.
Yeah.
I think it was kind of a fun.
I think maybe if he was in a better movie or a different movie.
It's not.
It's not though.
It's in this movie.
But regardless, there's a scene where all the bullies want to beat him up and he's promised his father his grandfather he won't fight so instead he just sort of maneuvers around real
quick and then they all punch each other and i thought that was quite good and they're smashing
up a car cop that they're not happy about it before the fight one of them pours a drink on
the floor oh yeah not even on him i feel like maybe pouring out your own drink mate you know what i
think maybe the budget didn't extend to a second shirt for him or the hair they're gonna do the
hair yeah they have to do the hair again they couldn't afford another 10 tubes of gel so they
were just like just pour it on the ground my favorite bit of the fight that was where he skids
across the car on his head remember that i do remember that yeah great stuff anyway sparks
are flying between him and chichi yes they. Yes. They're going to kiss or something.
Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah.
But then he has a feeling that his grandpa's going to get murdered, and he is.
He's murdered, yeah.
He comes down and he's like, boom, I'm from hell or whatever I am from in this version of this universe.
Hell and space, that's where I'm from.
He pulls the entire house down on him.
Yep.
And before he dies, he goes goes find master roshi and the dragon
balls also you can fight now you're and you're a gorilla you're a gorilla man should have told
him he was a gorilla man yeah right that's something you should know from a very young age
yeah because sometimes you're a young man and then hair starts growing in strange places
the entirety of your body yeah but if you know that you're a gorilla man then you'd be prepared
for that you're walking into yes so he buries him uh he doesn't seem to alert
any authorities no i would he just takes him to near the house and just buries him by himself
but then later other people wonder how many other bodies he's buried
chi-chi says to him i'm sorry about your grandpa or whatever but again nobody's there there's no
cops i don't know i don't know what what's the protocol there'd be a bigger there should have
been a bigger investigation i feel like there should have been too i agree you see his classic
gi though from the yeah from the other it's pronounced key but yes he's orange key and
then in going to look for master roshi uh he comes across bulma played by emmy rossum who's
like are you piccolo now in the one of them does he say are you piccolo or she says i've just
written here are you piccolo so one of them asks the other if they're Piccolo.
I think he says, are you Piccolo?
Great stuff.
Now, she, in the anime, she has blue hair, right?
Yes.
But I guess that didn't work in live action,
so they just gave her a blue streak.
Okay, right.
Like every other character in this,
it seems she's horribly dubbed by herself.
Yeah, right?
Really noticeable.
We get a few nods, actually, to the source material.
We get the dragon radar, which can look for the dragon balls.
Yep.
I think she calls it something different.
She does.
And we also get the capsule vehicles, which is a thing taken over from...
Ah, right.
So she throws a little thing on the ground and it turns into a little motorbike.
Pretty good stuff.
Anyway, they go...
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A fact that was invented 20 years ago, but still.
Not bad.
Not bad.
They included it, didn't they?
They go to Master Roshi's house.
They try not to make any noise
and he knocks a giant copper ball
that falls off the shelf.
It doesn't make any noise,
but then a pebble drops
and then that makes a noise.
But a giant copper ball
Yeah, I get it.
rolls off a shelf.
Yeah.
Why doesn't he awaken to that?
He's deaf at that frequency.
Oh, okay.
He's constantly doing that
and he's gone deaf at it.
Okay, I understand.
Then Chow Yun-Fat appears. He's fun. I think he's I understand. He's constantly doing that and he's just gone deaf at it. Okay, I understand. Then Chow Yun-Fat appears.
He's fun.
I think he's fun too.
He's fun in this.
They have a bit of a fight,
a bit of a bloody fisticuff.
He's like,
I recognize your style
because I trained your grandpa
even though I'm clearly
40 years younger than him.
But whatever.
He was a child prodigy.
Yeah, I guess he was.
This is also one of my favorite bits
is where he's laughing uncontrollably.
He's like,
ha, ha, ha, ha like ha ha ha ha ha ha
my grandpa is dead
that is pretty good
and then there's an
abrupt end to that
so they decide to
walk together to
find the dragon ball
zh
plural
ah hence the name
dragon ball zh
that's right
I get it now
so anyway they fall
in a hole
in the desert
they do fall
because they're being
tricked by
Yamcha does it
and who's he in the
he's one of the other fighters or whatever oh great he's a he's kind of becomes less important
as it goes along basically they're in the hole and yamcha's like i'll let you out if you give me
money or whatever's going on i can't remember what he asks for and so when they're in the hole
uh they recap the story of the dragon balls again yep cool it's good to know okay so we've forgotten
it's been 30 minutes i don't think they need to do both no they as you said they already say this movie would benefit from an edit
yes okay cool are you gonna do that edit yeah i'm gonna do it right now that's all i'm gonna work on
nice till the day that i die you mock but somebody's doing that right now definitely i'm gonna make a
watchable version of dragon ball evolution it's impossible he's redoing the hair dynamics right
now all right yeah oh it's gonna be sweet just make your own fan film it's gonna de-shine that Dragon Ball Evolution. It's impossible. He's redoing the hair dynamics right now. Oh, right, yeah.
Oh, it's going to be sweet.
Just make your own fan film.
He's going to de-shine that dude's head.
He's very shiny, isn't he?
So they decide to all work together now,
this new team,
this team of super fighters.
Yeah.
Yamcha,
Chi-Chi,
Master Roshi,
Shiny Man.
Emmy Rossum's there.
Emmy Rossum's there.
Oh, no, yeah, that's right.
They haven't seen Chi-Chi yet,
but they run into her again later.
Then they fight some Piccolo monsters.
And they find a Dragon Ball again.
They just find one.
Because they're just near it?
Yeah.
Because a lot of them have got the radar.
They've got the Dragon Radar.
A lot of them, like, when they're at Master Roshi's house, they're like, oh, there's a
Dragon Ball in here.
Oh, yeah, there it is.
There it is.
They fall in a pit and they're like, oh, there's one near this pit that we fell in.
By pure coincidence.
What are the chances of being you know everywhere on earth what would
you prefer that or them searching for hours in real time to find the dragon balls which is what
would happen in real life don't you want a bit of it's a little bit of movie magic don't you
believe in movie magic hey yeah because if they did include that i'd cut it out of my edit exactly
yeah yeah yeah fair point what if in the bloody wizard of Oz, they're like, we're off to see the wizard.
The wizard lives six weeks away and the movie was six weeks long.
Movie magic and now that movie's a classic.
Do you get it?
That's a fair point, yeah.
So they fight Piccolo's henchwoman.
She's a shapeshifter.
That comes into play later.
And then they run into Ernie Hudson's Sifu Norris.
Yes.
Ernie Hudson did this.
I forgot.
He sure is, yeah. I hadn't seen this in 10 years. Ernie Hudson did this. I forgot. He sure is, yeah.
I hadn't seen this in 10 years.
Uh-huh.
Why'd he do this?
I don't know.
I mean, what else is he doing?
Was he riding high off Oz?
Probably was.
Was he in Oz?
Yeah, he's the warden.
I have not seen Oz.
Is that worth watching?
Yes, it's good.
It's a good show.
Yeah.
But anyway, Chi-Chi's fighting in the tournament, but she gets some of her blood taken.
And with that, they clone her.
Is that how it works?
Yeah.
No, she clones her and makes a copy of herself or whatever. Remember? She has to fight herself. Yeah, but that's the lady. The shapeshifter lady. Yeah, that, they clone her. Is that how it works? Yeah. She clones her and makes a copy of herself or whatever.
Remember?
She has to fight herself.
Yeah, but that's the lady.
The shapeshifter lady.
Yeah, it's a clone copy.
I get it.
It's not a clone, is it?
No, it's not.
Who teaches him the Kamehameha at this point?
Is it Roshi?
No, yeah, it's Shion Phat.
Are you familiar with that?
It's very popular.
It's one of the most popular moves in Dragon Ball.
It's the big fireball.
It's the big fireball.
It's the big old ball at somebody.
Yeah, I know it.
You're a big fan? I know it. I love it. It seems Hawaiian, that name. It's the big fireball. You shoot a big old ball at somebody. Yeah, I know it. You're a big fan?
I know it.
I love it.
It seems Hawaiian, that name.
Isn't there a King Kamehameha?
Yes.
I reckon there bloody is.
Oh, you're probably right.
Yeah.
Look it up, mate.
I will.
So to learn the Kamehameha.
Yeah.
Is that how you pronounce it?
It's K.
The first word's K and then it's H and ha.
So it's Kamehameha.
Yeah.
Okay.
King Kamehameha the great
oh there you go
the founder of
first rule of the
kingdom of Hawaii
there are a lot of
palm trees and Hawaiian
shirts in Dragon Ball
to be fair
perfect
makes a lot of sense
now
yeah
look he's trying to
use his bloody powers
to put out
to light all the
torches
he can't do it
but with the help
of kissing
yeah
see horny
I told you
I told you
I mocked you
Macy for your beliefs
man will move a
mountain if he's horny so the fake you. He's horny, you're right. I told you. I mocked you, Mason, for your beliefs. Man will move a mountain if he's horny.
So the fake Chichi comes in, steals a Dragon Ball.
They fight for a bit.
It's very reminiscent of Jet Li's The One,
where two people fight.
The one person fights the version of themself.
Why is that?
Because, Mason, the director of this film directed Jet Li's The One
with Jason Statham.
Well, now I know The One.
The One director for me.
This guy.
This guy, that's right.
His name I've already forgotten. This is where I know the one, the one director for me, this guy. This guy, that's right. His name I've already forgotten.
This is where we get Goku shot, and he enters into a dream world.
Oh.
His grandpa's like, it's not your time.
You've got to get back.
Back to the future.
Yes, that's right.
Shoots some bloody energy into him or punches him or whatever,
and he's alive again, even though he was shot.
Piccolo makes a castle out of rocks.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty good, isn't it?
Pretty cool.
Goku suits up.
Why is he even
what's he need?
You know what I mean?
He wants to rule.
But he's got so much power already.
He never wants to rule this one.
But why he hates it?
No because
because of the people
that doesn't like him.
Yeah that's the thing
treat them mean
keep them keen.
Yeah nice.
That's why he likes it.
Nice.
Yeah.
So Goku suits up.
Yeah in that famous gi.
In that famous gi
and he's like
I'm ready to go.
They also have a jar.
They're going to trap Piccolo in.
Like, we'll get him in this fucking jar.
It's going to be great.
We'll get him big time.
This is one week and he's been trapped in a jar.
So Goku.
He's like a firefly.
So Goku approached him.
He's like, it's.
It's like a stick insect.
We'll lure him in there.
We've replicated his alien space environment in this jar.
And he's just going to leap in the jar.
It's true.
Poke some air holes in. Nah. Just let him die there. Yeah, nice. So Goku in this jar and he's just gonna leap in the jar poke some air holes in nah just let him die there yeah nice so goku's like it's time
for you and me we've got business and he's like but didn't you know that you're a giant gorilla
and he's like oh no i am yeah and i didn't think that would come into play again though i mean i
kind of knew that it's prophesied that this giant gorilla will return but it turns out that the
giant gorilla is goku uh an element of the anime that they removed was that Goku originally has a tail.
That would have been a big tail though, I feel.
Yes, exactly.
But that would make more sense
as to why all the kids at school bully him.
Yes.
Because they'd be like, hey, monkey tail man.
Why do you have a monkey tail?
And he'd be like, I don't know.
My grandpa doesn't tell me nothing.
And in this, they talk him out of being a monkey.
They're like, you're better than being a monkey.
Be a man.
And he's like, I will.
And he does.
But in Dragon Ball
you cut off the tail
and then
so he doesn't have a tail
to cut off
so they have to talk him out of it
exactly
they could have cut off
one of his legs
that probably would have
changed him back as well
but hey whatever
anyway
kicking the balls
there's a Dragon Ball fight
kick him in his big puffy butt
his big red
his red angry butt
so we get some fights
the girls fight each other
As they do
In these kind of movies
Goku fights
Piccolo
The jar doesn't work
Roshi's killed
He's bigger than a jar
Why did you think
It was gonna work
That's a good point
Did they hold the jar
Up to their faces
And he was a long way away
And they're like
Oh he's still sitting there
That's fine
That's absolutely fine
But the thing is
About these fights
are Dragon Ball
if nothing else
is known for
it's spectacular
fight sequences
yeah everybody
can fly
everybody's flying
kicking each other
through mountains
summoning energies
and lightning
and whatever
and teleporting
and appearing
behind each other
hairs changing
colour
and that's the
problem with this
kind of movie
is because it's
an origin of sorts
they can't have
that happen
well they should they have to save that for the big finale this kind of movie is because it's an origin of sorts. They can't have that happen. Well, they should.
They have to save that for the big finale.
So it only happens once, basically.
But it's such a poor fight.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Anyway, that ends with him doing the Kamehameha and he shoots it.
He generates the first king of Hawaii and he hurls it at Piccolo.
And he just kind of flies up awkwardly into it.
Exactly.
It's very poor.
He dies. Piccolo dies. He doesn't die of flies up awkwardly into it. It's very poor. He dies.
Piccolo dies.
He doesn't die in the original.
He comes back.
He's a good man in the end.
He ends up training.
Well, he doesn't die in this either.
Doesn't he?
No, he comes back.
Post-credits sequence.
You missed it, bitch.
I missed it.
You missed...
What happens in the post-credits?
He wakes...
There's a lady in a house and she's got a wet towel.
Yeah.
And she's got some stuff for caring
and she goes to a bed and then she takes the blanket off somebody and it turns around and
it's piccolo and he's in a bed why would you keep him in a bed you'd be like i'm taking this man to
the zoo because he's green because he's green anyway the hospital at least yeah yeah anyway
welcome to my new segment you missed the post credits bitch you're the first victim oh no that's why i'm going all over youtube with this
ah they summon the dragon yeah shed long yes one wish yep instead of wishing back his grandpa
or world peace yeah or even just being like hey bring back my all the people who died in the last
five days or whatever yeah like just bring back this guy i just met so he can't he comes back and
he's like i'm back bitch that's right just. Just wish two people back. Yeah. Or wish
for that and another thing. A turkey sandwich.
Yeah. And then you get one of the things and you're happy
either way. Exactly. Yeah. That's all
I'm saying. Yeah 50-50 it.
Bring back this guy or this guy.
Bring back this guy and this guy. Crossing fingers.
Yeah. You choose. It's fine.
Yeah. And it ends well I thought it ends with
Goku and Chi-Chi fighting
and just as they're about to strike, there is a freeze frame.
Yeah.
Like all great movies that end.
I think all movies should end like this.
Whatever the movie is.
With a freeze frame of two protagonists about to punch each other.
That's right.
Yeah.
This is a horrible film.
Charles Foster Kane in the sled, about to punch each other at the Citizen Kane.
Somebody draw that.
This is a horrible film.
I thought it was pretty fun.
It butchers the law.
It's boring.
It's dubbed horribly.
The hair is terrible.
Old Weirbo Sunday over here just hating on anything.
No, it's bad.
Just because it's from the Western world, mate, doesn't mean it's bad.
No, I think it's...
No, I'm kidding.
It is bad.
It's horrible.
It's a horrible film.
I can understand why fans and non-fans alike, except for you for some reason, hated this movie.
Yes.
Because it's quite dull.
It's dull.
Also, it's pretty short.
The dialogue's bad.
Yep.
It makes no sense.
The fight scenes are no good.
Again, it's a world that's just sprung up in an instant, and so nobody ever questions how we got there.
Yep.
But they should.
They should.
Also, the choreography is terrible.
Mm.
Except for the car fight, I guess.
So good.
It's one of the best fight scenes in movie history.
Thank you. What do you give it out of... How many Dragon Balls do you give it? the car fight I guess so good it's one of the best fight scenes in movie history thank you
what do you give it out of
how many
Dragon Balls
do you give it
out of seven Dragon Balls
I give it seven Dragon Balls
because after this
I wish I was dead
because he could wish for that
I get it
that's right
no I thought it was fine
I'll give it three
I'll give it three Dragon Balls
nah it's a one
oh wow
we should rate everything
from Dragon Balls
from now on I think so too yeah holy hell this is not good is there a worse anime adaptation than this
um look we've seen a few recently i think speed racer is a speed race speed race is worse it's
speed racer is technically better yep look i only watched dragon ball because you asked me to watch
it and if you'd asked me to watch speed Racer I would have come here and said actually I
have to tell you I didn't finish it. I didn't watch it and I
won't. And you also didn't finish it. No I
really didn't. Yeah so that's worse.
Even though there are people who would defend Speed
Racer. Oh for sure. I think you'd be high pressed to find
anybody who would defend this horrible film.
Anyway. Yeah. We do Caravan
of Garbage here every Tuesday but there's videos
also on Sunday and Thursday.
We also have a video version of this
if you want to check it out.
You want to see some dumb hair?
Yeah, who doesn't want to see some dumb hair?
Then bloody check it out.
The best hair 2009 could ever produce.
Absolutely.
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Check that out if you want.
It comes out every Monday morning.
Good little commute to work, maybe.
If you want to do that, you don't have to.
Wait, I don't have to go to work?
No, you don't.
Oh my God.
I've been living a lie. You can do whatever you want with the time that you don't have to wait I don't have to go to work no you don't oh my god I've been living a lie
you can do whatever
you want with the time
that you have left
on this planet
incredible
yeah
anyway I'm at
MrSundayMovies
I'm at WikipediaBrown
you guys have something
to suggest for
Caravan of Garbage
please do so
please
and that's the end
of this episode
now what I
I'll say grab that jam
you guys
because that's what I say
what would somebody
in Dragon Ball
the Dragon Ball universe
say
ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh I'll say grab that jam, you guys, because that's what I say. What would somebody in Dragon Ball, the Dragon Ball universe say? Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
They say power level's over 9,000?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, they'll say that.
Over 9,000!
Okay, I get it.
That's a reference I get.
You get it.
I get it.
I know memes.
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Bye, everybody.
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