The Weekly Planet - Mission Impossible 3 - Caravan Of Garbage
Episode Date: October 1, 2020Mission Impossible 3 is the often forgotten entry in the series. Considered the big break for JJ Abrams and coming out in the bizarre couch jumping era of Tom Cruises career it fleshes out the series... in interesting ways and in many ways sets things back on for the franchise. Also Phillip Seymore Hoffman so that's cool. Anyways this is our Caravan Of Garbage review.Help support the show and get early episodes at https://bigsandwich.co/SUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNVideo Edition ► James' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownTWP Itunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4TWP Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetTWP YouTube Channel ► https://goo.gl/1ZQFGHPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4T-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies#MissionImpossible #TomCruise Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We're back to cap off the first three Mission Impossible movies
on our cruiser palooza.
People say palooza's played out, but I say since we invented palooza.
Absolutely, yeah.
We should be able to use it whenever we want.
That's right, to death.
At the end of every sentence, palooza.
You've done this to yourselves, viewers.
So look, leave a like if you could we
really appreciate it because we're rounding things out for now make it a like a palooza
oh if you could yeah so we're rounding things out for now we're going to be coming back to
these movies with mission impossible 3 and as always i'm going to be replicating something
from each movie two enormous successes as of so far but i'm going to be doing a physical
stunt in this one you are going to leap off a very tall building, develop some sort of fulcrum along
the way? Not quite. There's going to be some action. Let me tell you that much. Have you
done this already? No, not this time recording this. Okay. So do you want me to record my
reaction at your success and also my reaction at your imminent funeral? Yes, absolutely. Okay.
We'll do those later.
When I went into this movie at the time, I was kind of wondering,
are these even anything, these Mission Impossible movies?
Could it be something to do with the fact that maybe we were burned out on the last one?
Absolutely.
It was also like 2006.
It was the couch jumping cruise era.
And everyone's like, what's actually wrong with this guy?
Had he recently gotten married, maybe?
Yeah, that was the Katie Holmes thing.
Yeah, right.
That was what that was related to.
But looking back on this one, I think it's quite good.
There's nary a couch to be jumped on in this movie.
It is quite good.
Well, I guess we're ending here because we're like,
well, this is the end of the ancient history
of the Mission Impossible franchise.
2006, can you believe it?
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I think this one's really solid.
Like, I feel like the work of J.J. Abrams generally can be a bit hit and miss.
Yeah.
And speaking of, you know, the style of, in previous episodes of this, we talked about
the various styles of the directors.
Oh yeah.
And you know that this is a J.J. Abrams movie because his style is, bring his mates in.
Give a little cameo.
Greg Grunberg.
Greg Grunberg, yeah.
Kerry Russell's in this.
It really does feel like him though
because there's like the colour saturation.
There's a bit of lens flare stuff.
Not too much, but a little bit.
There's that heart restart scene
which was borrowed from Lost.
Oh, okay, sure.
It's from the first season of Lost.
Look, I know he does get a lot of flack,
but I think he genuinely is a great director.
Oh, he can be a great director.
He can absolutely be a great director, yeah.
We've got some solid action sequences in this.
Yeah.
And not posing action sequences.
No.
Like real solid.
They leaned too much into the hair in the last one, didn't they?
Absolutely.
They framed everything around the beautiful sweeping hair.
They let the hair dictate the action.
They were like, let Tom Cruise's hair flow like water and the action will follow.
But like the sequence where Hunt is escaping with Kerry Russell.
That's such a good sequence.
The scene where him and Michelle Monaghan team up later
and he's dead and she has to defend him.
That's such a good sequence.
That's a great action sequence, yeah.
And also they changed the gunplay so it's not two-hand shooting pistols
leaping through the air.
He's tactical, Ethan Hunt.
Like he's wearing proper tactical gear.
The way that he's moving,
I don't know anything about tactical shooting, obviously,
but it feels more like,
yeah, this is how you go into this situation.
You wouldn't just be doing somersaults and speed kicks
and just firing randomly.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it worked before.
You're right.
But maybe in 2002, sure.
But you do feel like,
I don't want to say more realistic,
but it makes more sense this time around than the last one.
Do you want to hear a bit about how this movie actually came to be?
Because it was a bit up and down for a while,
how this was going to get off the ground,
who was going to be involved.
Go on.
So Ang Lee was on board at one point.
David Fincher was on board.
Not bad.
Joe Carnahan, which people might know from The Grey
and other movies and things like that.
Or maybe his personal life. Do you know him personally?
Maybe you know him from there. Say hi from us.
Maybe every time you see him, he's like, have you seen my new movie?
And you're like, sure thing, Joe, I'll get right on that.
And you don't.
Do I lie or do I tell the truth? Anyway, what were we talking about?
Well, he's mentioned since that, if Twitter
had been around at the time that he was making this
movie, it would have been a
Josh Trank Fantastic Four situation. It's like his career would have suffered like
greatly you know as a result of him working so long on this and getting a lot of pushback and
oh interesting ultimately this is abrams no no this is carnahan this is joe carnahan he ultimately
was saying that his version that he would have made would have been better that he's quoted as
saying hello yeah well i say release the Carnahan cut. Yeah.
So I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what that would have looked like,
but because he was a younger director at the time,
I think the studio was dictating a lot of the moves.
There was also talk of this being a prequel and bringing Emilio
Estevez back.
Oh, my goodness.
I would have liked that.
But this is still good.
Yeah, and I think also Tom Cruise is-
But again, we can still bring him back.
Yes, that's right.
He's just going to be missing some skull fragments.
Or his head will be all skull fragments.
It's tough to say.
I think Tom Cruise is a little too old to make this a prequel, though.
You'd be like, yeah, he's not...
And again, 2006, that de-aging technology was not...
No, it certainly wasn't.
Not perfect.
You're talking about X-Men 3?
Yeah, I'm talking about X-Men 3.
Also, that story with Emilio Estevez, it was going to have elements...
I'm just out of the military academy
and I'm so glossy.
Sorry, continue.
It was going to have elements
that were similar to 9-11.
So they were like,
maybe we should pull back on this prequel
slash 9-11 retelling,
I guess, whatever we're doing here.
Yeah.
So J.J. Abrams got the job off Tom Cruise
watching Alias, gave him a call and said,
do you want to do it?
Ha ha ha, as Tom Cruise does.
Absolutely sure.
But I'm serious.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I'm saying ha ha ha, but I have no control over it sometimes.
But I am serious.
Take the job.
I will kill you.
Ha ha ha ha.
But this is J.J. Abrams' big movie break.
This is why he's still around,
because Tom Cruise gave him the opportunity through Paramount,
because Tom Cruise obviously is a huge creative driving force on these movies.
That's why J.J. Abrams did Star Trek and New Star Wars
and the one with the train monster.
E.T., but it's a train monster.
Remember that one?
Yeah, I do.
It's got a cracking opening as well, and a villain.
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
It does.
The previous movie had, the last one had like the merest shadow of a villain.
A whisper.
Just, it's tom
cruise but he's evil i guess kind of but but this one yeah this is a a genuinely terrifying villain
in in uh arms dealer davian absolutely and i just think he kind of knows where to press ethan hunt
you know what i mean or just people in general he's just a genuine psychopath i think he's the
best villain with my eyes i know there's the newer guy with the beard who is like,
the world must be cleansed.
Ethan, you thought I was gone, but I'm back.
That guy's fine.
I'm not against him.
But Philip Seymour Hoffman I think is better.
Ethan.
He's in a straitjacket or whatever.
From time to time I wish we had a camera in here so we could record that.
Maybe we can do it later.
Maybe, yeah, yeah.
We'll dub it over.
I'm already doing a reenactment, Mason.
Oh, that's true.
That's your reenactment.
Aaron Paul's in this?
I've written it all, Cass.
I've written it as well.
Aaron Paul cameo.
I've written,
when did we have
the last one of these
on this channel?
I think it might have been
Birds of Prey, the TV series.
Oh, is this going to be
a recurring thing?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
We could do a
Price is Right episode
where he shows up
on that as well.
Good cast in general. Billy Crudup, Maggie Q. The second Billy Crudup shows up, maybe, yeah. We could do a Price is Right episode where he shows up on that as well. Good cast in general.
Billy Crudup, Maggie Q.
The second Billy Crudup shows up, though, you know what I mean?
First of all, he's spending an awful lot of time in that convenience store
because he's like, you know, the most important thing is family.
And I'm like, I know you're crooked, Billy Crudup.
From that line.
And also, again, you are spending so much time in that convenience store.
What are you doing,ing away from your family?
Sus.
You're so sus, Billy Crudder.
You don't love your family at all.
If you even have one.
Your family's betrayal.
His family is probably just dwarves in masks that he parades around at the company picnics.
He's a liar through and through, Mason, is what I'm saying.
That's right.
First appearance of Simon Pegg as well becomes a staple of the franchise.
That's right, yeah.
It's interesting who of the IMF force stays on between movies.
Isn't it just?
Well, Tandy Newton was asked to return.
The character that she was going to be was replaced by Carrie-Anne Moss,
and that character then was completely removed.
So I thought, oh, it's Maggie Q, that character.
No, they're not related.
Because, you know, you've got to have one girl on the team, I guess.
Yeah, that's right.
That's how these things work.
It's not a team without a girl.
All teams in the world, in all forms of fiction, involve.
They need to have a girl.
They need to have a nerd.
They need to have Ving Rhames.
That's so true.
And I'd like to see Lawrence Fishburne come back in these as well.
Yeah.
Because he's in it.
And I guess he's the new Anthony Hopkins.
Well, there's a very high turnover
of like IMF
the head of IMF
yeah
president of IMF
yeah but with the Alec Baldwin one
at least they shoot him
they kill him off
at least they shoot him
at least they had the decency
yeah
but this is just
maybe there's a deleted scene
on every DVD
or maybe they just bring in
the previous IMF head
like the actor
and just be like
can we do a scene
where we shoot you in the head?
Yeah, that's fine.
I guess.
Ethan Hunt's parents are dead, maybe.
Are they, though?
Because he's living this suburban life,
and it plays into his hair.
We're going to do a hair report at the end.
Oh, that's true.
The question has to be asked.
First of all,
in the first movie,
it was his mother and his uncle, Donald.
I just want to be clear.
Oh, was it?
Did we get comments?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't read the comments.
Okay.
You'll get comments.
But yeah, in this, his fiancee claims that his parents are dead also.
Yeah.
But he said a lot of things to her that were just flat out lies.
He said he was a-
Maybe Margaret Ethan Hunt is still alive out there somewhere.
She's out there.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Do you want that movie or prequel?
Maybe he's put her into witness protection as well.
Yeah, he probably would, wouldn't he? Yeah. that movie or maybe he's put her into witness protection as well yeah he probably would wouldn't he yeah yeah or maybe he just shot her we did too much fun
mother and son stuff and we got in the crosshairs of an international crime gang so i've got to put
you into witness protection mom you know what i like about this movie yes it goes out of its way
and saying this it sounds like something that you would hate it goes out of its way to explain
how things work okay i'm talking specifically gadgets.
So, for example, getting into the Vatican,
you know, he measures up the wall of how long it is
and then measures the drop from that as well.
Oh, I like that a lot.
He does the little camera trick with the little printer
and he puts it up.
Yeah, that's right.
With his Game Boy printer.
Yeah, that's right.
He says at the top,
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Remember that bit?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a code phrase, mate.
Okay, gotcha.
You know, I like a long extended discussion
about how a heist is going to be put up.
Totally.
And that plays into the...
Maggie Q, be sure to crash that Lamborghini.
Which she did.
She did, yeah.
Here's the footage.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
That was expensive.
Yeah, probably.
How many did they get?
Two Lamborghinis?
I don't know.
I guess that...
Oh, actually, they had a few. The one that they blew up, I think that oh actually they had a few the one that they blew up i think they had three or four but the one
that they blew up um was just a shell ah i see not like a turtle shell like the shell of a car oh i
see just makes more sense yeah it totally does but i like seeing that you know what he's trying to
figure out the the building swing yeah he's drawing on the glass and he's like doing math and shit
yeah and i'm like well of course because course, because he's obviously not an idiot.
Like he's a genius.
He'd have to be.
That's right.
Nobody gets on the IMF team unless they got the skills.
I mean, or they can somersault kick.
MI2, Ethan Hunt would have just winged it, I think.
Oh, totally.
Absolutely.
But again, there's been six years in between where presumably he's smacked face first into a lot of buildings on a rope.
But do you think, though,
he is making those mental calculations every time?
I mean, this is the first time we've seen them.
Oh, maybe.
Good question.
I mean, this time he's just got oceans of time.
He's like, there's two hours before they kill my wife,
so that's so much time.
I can sit here and do this.
I don't have to do it on the fly.
Now I'm going to nap.
I'm going to watch an episode of Westworld
with Tandy Newton, my co-star.
Maybe I'll watch an episode of Alworld with tandy newton my co-star episode of alias that great spy tv series uh the other thing they they sought out is the masks uh i like
the 3d printing it's the first time we see how these masks work yeah and why they are so flawless
all the time and the the voice modulator i like i enjoy as well there's a bit of a a weird switcheroo
and then that the cgi when
they're putting on the philip seymour hoffman mask yeah right like it doesn't how does it really work
it's magic obviously but you know i i appreciate that i think though maybe one thing that this
movie lacks oh here we go here we go and is there's not like a big thing like a big real thing
like there's the car smash which he did for real
on wires yes but like you know the jump he does off the building that's in a green screen area
yeah right you know there's there's other bits and pieces that he does the closest thing to
something being super dangerous is where he jumps off the vatican wall he actually hits the ground
oh does he yeah that's a nice little homage to the Langley heist from the first movie, I thought. Yeah. And when I first saw that, I'm like.
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You know, whatever. It's not as good as the Langley heist.
But knowing that he actually hit the ground,
that was actually quite dangerous.
I need a medic!
My face is okay, though.
My organs are mushed.
Yeah, so, you know, like, he doesn't strap
himself to the side of a plane.
He's not plunging from a helicopter or whatever.
You know what I mean?
But again, we're kind of regrouping for this franchise right now.
Yes, exactly.
We don't really know at this point that that's what the remaining movies are going to be.
No.
Just Cruise attempting to kill himself constantly.
I think it's also a credit to this movie that despite not selling itself on the big thing,
which a lot of the newer ones do, it's still good outside of that.
That's right, yeah.
It's very solid.
Yeah.
I like the bit when he electrocutes himself to death
and he bites the paddle pop sticks
and you see them just like shatter in his mouth.
That's good stuff.
That's a nice attention to detail there.
Do you think they were pre-made to break
and there was a stagehand on each side of him
with a piece of string attached to one end of the paddle pop?
Pull them apart right at the correct time.
That's exactly what happened, yes.
I liked his delightful disguise
when he was attempting to evade the IMF team
and he becomes Mr. Muttonchops going on a little trip.
That's something I liked a lot.
From the Czech Republic, maybe?
That's right.
And he's like, it's me.
I'm from Eastern Europe.
He's Borat-ing it.
Pre-Borat, maybe? Or same year as Borat at the very least. Maybe he'd seen an early cut. I've got to He's Borat-ing it. That's right. Pre-Borat, maybe?
Or same year as Borat at the very least.
Oh, who knows?
Maybe he'd seen an early cut.
I've got to get some Borat in this!
Yeah, he would have seen an early cut of Borat.
Borat's got a wife, I've got a wife!
Let's do this, my wife!
So there's also the sense in this movie that it's the end, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like this is the trilogy.
Yep.
He's walked off into the sunset.
He's got a beautiful wife that he's lied to for many
months and years. She's fine with it.
She's fine with it now, so don't even worry about it.
I like Michelle Monaghan. Do you really get that sense of
the walk away at the end?
Goodbye everybody! Monaghan's getting
hugs from everybody, including people she's never met.
Totally! And it's also because
at that time, I think it was
up in the air
Whether these movies were going to continue
Or if they did continue
Whether he'd be the lead
I see
There were unfounded rumours
That Brad Pitt was going to take over
And it was going to be a whole different series of movies
And then every now and then
They'll introduce a new character
That are like Jeremy Renner's the new
Yeah right right right
Or John Rhys-Meyers
Do you like him?
Is he going to be the new Ethan Hunt?
He could be pretty good
Billy Cruddle We could take the bullets out of him.
Maybe he could be the new guy.
Come on.
Yeah, do you think that that's maybe the direction they were thinking of going, maybe?
Yeah, I mean, this was also in an era where, generally speaking, you did not get six movies out of a franchise.
No.
Beyond the Police Academy series, of course.
Yeah, good movies.
Yeah.
But, I i mean you know
a trilogy was what sold the dvd box set yeah a trilogy was what people wanted you know it felt
like the natural progression of a series there'd only been a lazy three fast and the furious movies
and none of them were spin-offs i guess tokyo drift is that a spin-off it doesn't really matter
three movies for sure but yeah you're absolutely right. You like trivia, Mason? I do like trivia.
Trivia!
It's our favourite trivia section of the show.
Trivia!
Oh, go on.
Yeah.
So I don't know if you remember this, but Tom Cruise, a legend.
For the audience, James called him Tom Cruise,
and we're both scrambling to think of a joke.
This will be the extended audio.
It's Blue's Clues, but it's Tom Cruise.
I don't know if you remember this at the time,
but Tom Cruise allegedly threatened to cancel the publicity for the film
if Comedy Central rebroadcasted the South Park Trapped in a Closet episode from 2005.
Oh, was that Scientology-based somewhere?
It was satirising Scientology and mocking Tom Cruise's sexuality.
Apparently the creatives of South Park were approached by Comedy Central and told that
the episode would be pulled off the air and that they were not to tell anybody that this
is what happened.
Did they tell everybody?
Like, yes, I believe so, yeah.
Someone told somebody.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise also, I think he's been asked about this since and he's like, I don't know.
He's like, I don't, I don like, I'm not on top of literally everything.
Oh, I mean, it's also very possible.
It could be a publicist thing or a studio thing.
Exactly, that happens a lot of the time where people are like,
do not look this star in the eyes.
And then you actually meet the star and they're like,
I don't know, why did they say that?
I think there was something...
You can only look at me in my eyes.
I think there was something reported for Mission Impossible 2
in the Australian media that people weren't allowed to look Cruise in the eye,
but it turned out that they're on a big open set, like in public,
and people were like, can you not look directly at Tom Cruise
because he's undercover and he's not really Tom Cruise?
So it kind of, things can get spun out that way.
Also, this is quite funny to me.
To promote the film, Paramount rigged 4 500 randomly selected los angeles times
vending boxes with digital audio players which would play the theme song when the door was opened
the audio players did not always stay concealed however and in many cases came loose and fell on
top of the stack of newspapers in plain view remember newspapers uh with the result that
they were widely mistaken for bombs,
police bomb squads detonated a number of the vending machine boxes
and even temporarily shut down a veterans hospital
in response to the apparent threat.
Despite these problems, Paramount and the Los Angeles Times
opted to leave the audio plays in the boxes
until two days after the movie's opening.
Honestly, a series of exploding newspaper vending machine boxes
is maybe the best publicity you could get.
Absolutely.
Oh, that's great.
Hair.
We've got to talk hair.
We've got to talk hair.
Okay.
Before we talk hair,
I just wanted a special shout-out to the scene
where Ethan Hunt, as Davian,
does some very athletic leaping about while in disguise.
I'm written here more like Philip Seymour Jumpman.
R.I.P.
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Philip Parkour Hoffman.
I think if there's another...
I mean, Jumpman's good.
Put it in the comments, you best.
Philip Seymour Hoffman leaping about pun.
R.I.P.
Hoff the Dome kind of...
I don't know.
It's not working.
I can't do it.
It's hard.
Hair report. So as people may know, we've been charting the evolution of the Ethan Hunt character R.I.P. Hoff the Dome kind of? I don't know. It's not working. I can't do it. It's hard.
Hair Report.
So as people may know, we've been charting the evolution of the Ethan Hunt character in relation to his hairstyles in each movie.
I mean, some people would be like, why don't you chart the evolution of his character through
his deeds or actions or emotional states or his relationships?
We say that's for losers.
It's his hair or nothing.
So this is his, I'm living in the burbs i'm a boring everyday
bog standard middle-aged hair cut my fiance said your hair's getting a little bit long tom cruise
and i'm like all right i better go to the barber today yeah and then i'm gonna mow the lawn there
are no questions about this hair like if he turned up with his mission impossible to hair you'd be like what is this
yeah like this is spectacular but i don't understand like what's happening here do you
see what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah you would notice he would stand out with that hair that's
true in a suburban environment imagine him mowing the lawn with that hair flowing in the wind yeah
get caught in the in the in the blades you know yeah especially if he somersaulted over the mower so yeah this is like the hair of a guy like a boring bog standard guy who works in
logistics who you don't really want to talk to that's right that being said if you knew a man
like this in real life who was 44 tom cruise was at the time and he had hair like this you'd be
like spectacular oh absolutely also, side note,
we have, you know,
right at the start of the movie, we had this lovely dinner party,
this grown-up dinner party, very exciting, and people are like, traffic patterns?
That's so boring. I'd be like,
I know, I'm fascinated by this. Tell me more about the
traffic ripple effect. You think he wouldn't be
ready for you? Yeah.
He'd be drawing on glass in front of you, explaining it.
That would be fascinating, actually.
What's Greg Gruddy Grunberg's job in this?
He's like a boring, big snooze.
What are you contributing?
You're standing there listening.
You've got to chip in.
A conversation is two ways, Mason, is what I'm saying.
Maybe he has an even more exciting job.
Is that why?
Maybe he's in the double impossible mission force.
Oh, my goodness.
We've never actually successfully achieved a mission.
They're too impossible.
But you know what we say, it's worth a try.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You never, never know if you never, never go.
Am I right?
So true, Mason.
Anything else to add before I do this?
Do you like his sunglasses?
How about that?
I do like his sunglasses.
His funeral sunglasses?
Yeah, I was going to say his funeral sunglasses.
His funeral Oakleys.
I like those.
Those are pretty good.
I liked it when he and Jonathan Rice Myers were just a couple of Italians running amok.
Oh, my God.
Mamma mia.
Yeah.
Gabello, you know what I mean?
Totally.
I love the interplay, though, between the team members.
Like, when they are printing the mask, but they're having a completely different conversation
because they've done it so many times.
Like, they're talking about commitment relationships and how they can't work when you're a spy
and whatever.
Because they're making these masks almost constantly, it's nothing they don't need to be
like oh my god we gotta get this like it's just like yeah this is nothing whatever yeah all right
mason it's time for the stunt you excited yeah i just want to point out also there was going to be
a minor edit in this to make it all come together but mostly seamless you you won't even be noticing
but it might be my best work yet i say having not done it at the time of
recording this all right now you want me to do two reactions for you if you could oh my god you did
it i did it son of a bitch and here's the other one for when it goes really badly elise james
mr sunday movies and i must say over all the years he's certainly a man i've met anyway there's
sandwiches in the hall so let let's go, folks.
Let's not make this a negative day.
That's handy because if you do speak at my funeral, you can just play that.
Yeah, right?
You don't even have to do it.
You'd probably be too emotional to show up, though, I'd imagine, don't you think?
You'd probably be too emotional, Mason.
I mean, yeah, but I could take the day and go to like a skee-ball arcade. That's true.
You could tell people you were going to my funeral and take a day off work.
Perfect.
You could also play that at my funeral.
Just add my name to it.
So, yeah, look, we will be coming back to these.
We're saving them for the next Mission Impossible movie.
Six in a row is quite a lot.
We did five for Transformers and we nearly died.
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, the next three are, I would say, more consistent.
Yes.
Like they've got a more consistent style.
I think the quality is maybe a little up and down,
but I think they're all very, generally very good.
And I can't wait to chart the evolution of that hair
because believe me, mate, I've got things to say.
I've already lined things up, ready to go.
And James, I've already built a slightly malfunctioning set of suction pads
so you can attempt to climb the tallest building in the world
as part of the stunt.
Terrific.
I don't know what I'm going to do for that one.
I thought I might maybe try and beat his speed
if I could run the 100 metres quicker than him.
I don't think I can.
We should have mentioned there's also some great running.
I was going to say, yeah,
if there is a big thing that happens in this,
it's the big run, right?
I'm glad you brought that up
because this kind of solidified the, wait, has been running all this time we haven't even been noticing
all the time yeah so yeah thank you for bringing that up because believe me comments are go-go
all right next week here's a hint towards what we're doing towards i don't know what we're doing
um wonder woman and some other things got pushed back. Who knows? I don't know. It's the Wild West out here.
Oh, my God.
We're drowning here,
but we're going to cut this out of the video, aren't we?
For the video, you're going to say,
oh, my God, that looks amazing.
Oh.
And then they will know.
Oh, my God, that looks amazing.
What a good choice, right?
Yeah, good choice.
We knew before recording this, didn't we?
We knew.
We know things.
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Movie commentaries.
Movie commentaries.
A comic book club.
There's too many things, if anything.
The value is too good and too great.
It's overwhelming.
That's right. Like a Tom Cruise conversation. It's too much., if anything. The value is too good and too great. It's overwhelming. That's right.
Like a Tom Cruise conversation.
It's too much.
You'll pay for it.
You'll be like, there's too much content here.
I shan't download any of it.
And that's how we win.
That's what we want.
That's right.
All right, guys.
Thanks for watching this, though.
We really appreciate it.
And as we say every week over here at this video.
Whatever this is.
As we say every week, see you in the sewer. over here at this video. Whatever this is.
As we say every week,
see you in the sewer.
Big Rame says it at some point.
I didn't notice.
Pretty good.
Quotes aren't getting as... I would have gone with the Humpty Dumpty one.
Oh yeah, that would work too.
No, no, see you in the sewer is good
because that's more apt than what we do here.
It really is.
See you in the sewer.
Ugh.
Ugh.
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