The Worst Idea Of All Time - 04: Context, Context, Context

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

Guy's got a big problem with this skin flick and it's a lack of CONTEXT! The boiz have watched the fifth Emmanuelle for the fourth episode because the fourth one, it kinda tricky to find. Enough about that - it's time for some non-sexual fingernails on backs and a brand new Emmanuelle leading lady, plus a 'genius' director. Truly this movie has it all planes, trains, generals and free-spirited women. What does Tim think about 5G? Only one way to find out, LISTEN! #SubsOverDubs4EvaJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTimeVISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: littleempirepodcasts.comMUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Hello everybody and welcome to episode 5 of the 5th season of The Worst Idea of All Time. Quick note.

Yeah? You say your bit first. Emmanuel 5. Thank you, Guy. We recorded this before we watched 4, but I'm probably going to put it out after. Cause four is quite hard to track down as it turns out, but we watched Emmanuel five. It fucking sucked.

I cannot imagine a more hard movie to masturbate to. And we also watched it in Italian, which was doubly frustrating because I'm pretty sure that OG was made in English, a language we know across the board a very challenging experience i actually said to tim during this film uh this is the hardest movie i've tried to masturbate to since requiem for a dream try the shrimp everybody you'll be here all week yeah uh how about a huge round of applause for our bar staff

the fantastic venue you got a wonderful headliner. This movie was so confusing. It was only an hour 15, but it's felt a lot longer. Yeah, I think I've got some thoughts and notes I took. One of the big problems I had with this film as a skin flick. You sound beaten down. Yeah. I was never given enough context for who was having sex with who yeah and why yeah whenever two people did start having sex it would usually cut away

to shots of two cups of tea on a tray on a train or a photo of an indian general that would zoom in and out really quick like some sort of internet meme yeah it was um so this is just do you know what i think could be fun real quick off the top scattershot images that were in this things that were happening we had an airplane yeah fiery death of an airplane at the end there was a little peephole that people would poke their butt through there was that and it was like it was not a secret it was like a porthole cut out of wallpaper what was that movie at the start called that everyone was at the premiere of the fuck express or something love express that's it yeah there was this perpetual i say perpetual it was like this never-ending fucking scene that they kept cutting back to of emmanuel and a man naked cuddling yeah i had the impression

that that was lifted from the love express right that's what i thought okay they kept going back to this one super soft core shot of two adults standing up pressing it on each other it didn't look like they're actually having sex absolutely not physically touching each other's backs yeah which can be nice. Absolutely. I like it. Do you know what I like? And I've liked this since I was a little boy, when I used to be a boy and I'd climb into my parents' bed.

It's not even a massage. It's just like fingernails run lightly across your back. Have you ever had that? I'm sort of doing it to Tim now. I mean, it's through. It feels nice, right? It's really soft. Yeah.

And there's nothing sexual about it. It's just... It's just like a nice... Honest. Just relaxing feeling. Yeah, yeah. It's just a nice sensation. But they weren't doing that with their fingers.

They were... It was much more passionate. It was a bit more passionate. There was some interesting kissing in this movie. A lot of, like, tongues, darling. Oh, there was, yeah. There was one... Tongues licking tongues.

One good kissing scene where the tongue's just going... There was more than one of those, though. Oh, there was, yeah. Tongues licking tongues. One good kissing scene where the tongue's just going, oh, oh, oh, oh. There was more than one of those, though. There was a few. I only remember one. They cut away to different shots of trains. A lot of trains.

And all of this is like seemingly, oh, there was a big dance sequence. There was a big dance sequence. They're all in like jazzercise gear, mid-80s jazzercise. They're in front of a floor to

roof mirror and they're all just dancing to some sort of fucking midi it sounded like it was composed on have you heard of

Sibelius yeah it sounded like it was composed on that or GarageBand would be the broader reference oh is that not super old

audio software yeah it might be okay i think it is i used to i remember i had to use it one day at school true and i came up with the i came up with the rhythm that went like and i was like this is great i'm gonna make a song and then there was this other guy who actually knew how to use the software who heard that refrain jack the refrain made this huge song that like the choir then sang and i was like that's my refrain and the guy was like no this is a fucking outrage who's this guy look i don't want to name names i think you should and i think we should

do it woodfield you fuck thomas woodfield i'm gonna find you and i'm gonna make you pay because you stole something from my boy and i'm not talking about a refrain i'm talking about a lifetime of musical joy guy could have gone on to become a famous composer what have you done you stay in christchurch get addicted to pee probably whoa fucking easy on man I'm gonna look him up right now I really didn't think you'd use his real name

usually on this podcast it's uh Venom and Invented Characters speaking of which boy was there a lot of people in this movie and I didn't know who any of them were

or what they were doing we eventually figured out yeah that's cool guys found him he's a real person online yeah you can share that if you want what's on there he wants We eventually figured out... Yeah, that's cool. Guys found him. He's a real person online. Yeah.

You can share that if you want, what's on there. He wants it. I think we've doxxed him enough, personally, but up to you. Are you just going to do this now? Are you just going to cycle through his photos on Facebook? He's married. The guy's done all right. Well, yeah, no kidding kidding He stole that wonderful refrain

And turned himself into a musical genius He supports teachers Well who doesn't Only baddies We figured out who Emmanuel was The president clown face doesn't You were half a beat too slow Speaking of no musical ability

Your rhythm was off on that one big boy I'm playing the off beats The whole podcast Speaking of no musical ability, your rhythm was off on that one, big boy. I'm playing the offbeats. Okay. The whole podcast. I'm only hitting offbeats. That's going to be very tricky for me, especially after watching this very tricky film. Offbeats only.

I'm inspired by the Polish director. Oh. Valerian Brovchik. Valerian's a cool name. This motherfucker. This is the first non-canon Emanuel movie I believe Sylvia Christel Is her name She portrayed Emanuel

In the first four movies In this one We have a different actress Also a different director I've clicked onto His Wikipedia page Can I read you The first paragraph

Love to hear it Valerian Brovchik 21st of October 1923 To the 3rd of February 2006 Was an internationally known polish film director described by film critics as and i quote yes a genius who also happened to be a pornographer i challenge any of those motherfuckers to watch what we just watched because if it was an art house move like do you know what this movie is better watched for one minute when you sit down

you know when you go to an art gallery and there's a video installation and you're like i'll see some of this and you sit down you put the headphones on you watch a minute of it and you're like ah you probably have to see it from the start and so you take the headphones off and you just keep on marching that's what this movie is but it's an hour and 18 minutes it's not a porno if you took out your genitalia and tried to make yourself come to this movie as outlined by us already you'd be disappointed well i didn't think i'd be a convert to this segment but boner patrol any action from you downstairs i started getting a boner but it didn't eventuate because uh my body wasn't cooperating with the film the film wasn't

cooperating with my body was there anything related to the film or just uh freestyle just a freestyle boner and then you know like occasionally they weren't afraid i would love to see how many shots were left on the cutting room floor like they left everything in like they were they weren't afraid to cut to some uh some breasts we were stripped entirely of context. And so you'd get a little bit of a boner and you'd be like, oh, well, maybe this would turn into a real boner. But it was never to be. It's no just Jack in a masterpiece of erotica. Context is important in porn.

It's true. You can't just whack a couple sparrows in there and expect me to enjoy it. Sparrows! Betwixt the naked woman. What? Sparrows were in there. Yeah, man. One of the most disrespectful parts of the film.

Yeah. Just like, for no reason, in between a sex scene, they just cut to a couple of sparrows. Probably the worst bit, though, in all honesty, is the start. Because everything takes too long. And I couldn't really figure out... I think we were at a movie... Well, we were at a movie well we were at a movie there's a great chance okay i'm pretty sure i didn't read it but when i went on the wikipedia page for emmanuel 5 there's a plot synopsis okay i've got no idea what we just watched you tell me and then we'll measure it against the facts even though what you're saying is the truth because bro, I don't tell you this enough.

I respect you and I trust you. Anything you say, I believe. Cool, man. I believe it about myself. Tell me something about me. You're a cool fucking dude. Yes. You're radical.

Brother. You freaked out the dog. Here's the thing about this movie the very best part of it comes right at the top which is the title card which says emmanuel in a very cool font it occupies the entire screen and we've got a solid color which from memory was red on a black background i thought the text was white on red. No, it was black on red. Red on black.

It was red on black. I'll go with that. Also, while we're here, huge congratulations to the Canterbury rugby team who have won Super Rugby Aotearoa and the 11th Super Rugby Championship overall. Black and red are their colours for those playing at home. That's right. Right.

A feat unrivalled. Championship overall. Black and red are their colours for those playing at home. That's right. Right. A feat unrivalled. A film premiere attended by a glitterity of stars. Presumably.

Really interesting thing is they've spliced in some footage, which is obviously people who are not actors. And you can fucking tell. The second you see it, you're like, that guy's not an actor. That person is acting. That's not an actor. What are the tells? tells man i it's a vibe i don't know it's like there's something it doesn't matter how good you are acting you're always if you are portraying something you're constructing it and that is that looks different to if you just film someone who doesn't know you're filming them i Actually, yesterday, before I bought YouTube Premium,

I watched an ad for Helen Mirren's Masterclass, and it opens with a shot of a seat in the middle of the frame. And she walks into the seat and sits down and says, I just did the most challenging thing you can do as an actor, which is walking as yourself. And was like the other one helen i'm gonna pay roughly 15 a month to never have to hear or see that again dude you just bought youtube premium 15 a month you should have bought the master class thing because once you get it i think you get access to all of them there are lots of skills i'd like to develop it's like 400 bucks i looked

into it briefly have you done it no no i haven't done it because it's still quite a lot of money it's a lot of money but you know i don't have enough time to like absorb it i feel like but quarantine was probably actually the perfect time to i think a lot of people got into it in quarantine that would have been good that would have been a good use of the time. What would you want to become a master of? Fucking anything, dude. Like, I want to get dead now. I'm Ron Jeremy, and this is your masterclass in how to fuck anything.

I would love to learn how to bloody do clay. That joke was on the on beat, and I'm sorry. You're back on. Movie premiere. Then what the fuck happens? I'm sorry you're back on movie premiere then what the fuck happens I don't even know it's the craziest

scene you ever saw in your life what what one well she was either at the movie premiere presumably I mean I didn't even know

who was Emmanuel in this movie yeah but someone is leaving the movie premiere and there's a lot of the paparazzi oh god

that's right okay well this is bad we won't dwell on it because we're not going to get but they chase her to a boat they check they chase her through the streets removing her clothing to a boat and she she looks all playful uh you know at the start and then it's just like what the fuck is this and so she kind of makes her escape onto a speedboat that is piloted by um the son of christopher reeves christopher reeves and uh who did you say um uh rick moranis yeah yeah pause i can't remember what i was gonna say but you said something really great you see it was i don't know just you're doing a really good job cool as you were so she is naked

on the boat she climbs across the hull he is taking off in the speedboat doesn't know that she's there she kind of emerges from behind he with the act of pure chivalry sort of um uh you know doesn't sort of dwell his gaze too much on her naked body and offers his jacket to her and uh then they cruise on the boat for a bit here we go now it's gonna get interesting uh now we're in india that was that little frat like that little uh part of the movie that tim just glossed over was literally the most linear piece of storytelling that the movie had the entire time like it was the only time where our fucking director friend gave us like a long enough valerian like just like valerian a long enough period without stripping

context or suddenly you know showing us a moving train or a couple of cups of tea oh shit it's alright it's alright

just trying to get that in front of you yeah no worries we're good really comfy like it was the longest period of the movie that we got

to see anything unfold things that made sense without like these artful cutaways to fucking whatever we got we saw some shots of the some like shots from beneath looking up into the eiffel tower i never know

we were meant to be in france were we in france at one point i think we missed the whole fucking time what no here's where we were well probably paris no i felt like i was in italy at the beginning but that might just be because we're watching the Italian dubbed version. Then I feel like we were in India for quite a while, like most of the film. Then I feel like we were in Las Vegas, Nevada. You ever been? Yeah, I went once recently, end of last year.

Oh, and did... Took Magic Mushrooms last... Did you? Zero dollars. Made, also zero dollars. A lot of memories, though. Recently, end of last year. Took Magic Mushrooms. Lost $0. Made, also $0. A lot of memories, though. Made any memories? Made some memories, yeah. Did you have a good time?

Yeah, I would never go back. It was more like it was geographically proximate to where the trip was ending. It felt like quite a nice sort of emphatic way to finish anything we might have picked up along the way yes and say goodbye to america yeah both for me at the time personally and i didn't realize more broadly speaking the concept of the nation for time immemorial considering our um analytics on this podcast let's not get too in the weeds on that particular bit of analysis any who's so india for a long time there's an indian uh army general who fucks how do i say fucks uh he seems like a pretty horny guy yeah they fuck the boatman fucks uh emmanuel uh we've got quite a lot of girl on girl reason to believe that most of the people in this movie fuck. To Willerian's credit, a lot of breasts in this film.

Yes, but the difficulty is we don't know who they're having sex with, who they want to be having sex with, why they do or don't want to be having sex with each other. That's on us. That's not on us. We don't know Italian. Willerian doesn't know how to tell a fucking chronological story. I felt like I was watching the movie Seven.

No, Memento. Okay. Memento, Chris Nolan movie, where fucking Guy Ritchie's got tattoos all over his body. He's trying to piece together his fucking life every single day. That's what this movie was the softcore pornography equivalent of. That is a high compliment, I would say. But done poorly.

I'm glad you put that qualifier right at the end so people wouldn't get confused when i want to jerk it with my big boy tim i want fucking straight down the line penetrative sex chronological order sustained for a while you know here's the thing this is what kept occurring to me while i was watching it i was like this is the sky one after dark shit that i is so like this is what i remember from adolescence this is what clicked over on the cable box if you knew the pin number or your parents hadn't changed it from the default zero zero zero zero that'll get you into pretty much anyone's r18 content on their family tv and if you're lucky

1205 12 10 a.m everyone's in bed you're up late watching some breast stripped of context it was confused it's a confusing way to get into sexuality generally because it's like wait a minute this is how you fuck i don't even know biologically how a penis would be entering a vagina right now you never see that anyway but at least usually they bother to get the physics roughly proximate that's it right this is the thing and everything's so weird and it's like it's such a confusing time anyway when you're learning about that stuff for the first time and then you're like why are sparrows involved it's not unusual to have sex with anyone why can't i guess i don't know this guy being called a masterful filmmaker and i know

i'm paraphrasing kind of shits me because i was not getting a whiff of that okay here you go it looked terrible from there was one good shot in the film from start to end tell me the good shot um over the shoulder close up conversation i mean i was faced with a train yeah yeah um all right 30 seconds the entire plot and then i'm going to give you the juice i'm going to give you the real fucking deal go emmanuel is attending the premiere of love express uh she is chased down the street by paparazzi who are desperate to get a picture of her in a state of undress she um arrives onto a speedboat and is taken away by hero a hero a in her travel to india whereupon she meets some new friends and falls in love and fucks a general then she's thrown in prison for falling afoul of the rules because mr emmanuel

appears out of time oh god that was 30 emmanuel is a free-spirited woman who makes erotic art house films and runs a dance studio out of her loft in paris okay the movie opens with a lifestyles of the rich and famous style montage of khan how much better would it have been if good Charlotte did the soundtrack? So much better. Of Khan, with a documentary-like narration giving us an overview of the famous film festival held there every year. A film within a film, the sequence shows Emmanuelle premiering her latest film, Love Express, in Khan, causing a scandal in the process. Later, she defends her film at a press conference to reporters who accuse her

of creating pornography after q a emmanuel's producer introduces her to prince rajid a wealthy despo who owns the fictional arab country of bengalistan despot he is apparently obsessed with emmanuel and wants to premiere the film in his homeland outside a throng of male fans awaits emmanuel all desperate for a touch of the famed beauty things quickly escalate and the mob strips It's not a yacht It's a fucking speedboat! After an argument with the concerned foster, Emmanuel travels to Benglagistan to promote her film. Hit pause. That name one more time?

Benglagistan. Can you click on... Has that got a link? Is that a real country? No, it's a fictional Arab country. Oh, okay. Sorry, I missed that. B-E-N-G-L-A-G-I-S-T-A-N.

It's incredible to think how much backstory these characters were imbued with that we were totally oblivious to. There was quite a lot of narration in Italian, so I believe it. Anyway. She arrives to promote her film and meets Eddie, an Indiana Jones-style danger seeker who befriends her.

Prince Rajid kidnaps her for his harem and decides to make her one of his 50 wives. Eddie helps her escape, and together, they run to the jungle. Charles sends an army helicopter to help Emmanuel. Eddie dies in the shootout, but she escapes with the helicopter.

Emmanuel joins Charles on a midnight plane ride where they drink champagne and make love. The plane quickly falters and crashes into the mountains near Las Vegas. After being rescued and returning home to mourn her dead lover she receives a note in flowers and realizes foster is alive and loves only her that is the movie we just watched fuck off it is they kind of glossed over the fact that emmanuel jumps out of the plane with a parachute on that's quite cool you should mention that in a plot synopsis, you know?

Yeah. What they described makes it sound watchable. Yeah, it does. But again, I don't know, maybe if we knew Italian, it would be a bit of a different story. Also, it was low res. Yeah, there was that.

And I'm shocked that you noticed. Really? Kinda. I'm intelligent that you noticed. Really? Kinda. I'm intelligent. You're intelligent, but I just think most people don't care about that kind of stuff. It was pretty low res.

It would be like, if I was watching it on YouTube, I would have clicked on the res bit in the corner and it would have been like 240 and I would have been like, and it would be like 360 and I'd be like, and then it doesn't go to 420,

it's just on auto and it's auto on 240 and I would have been like, God damn't go to 420 it's just on auto and it's auto on 240 and I'd be like god damn it and then I would have scrolled up and realised hold on I'm on YouTube premium

what's this 2109 and I'd click on it and it would come out of the computer and I would be having context free occasional bursts of sex

in between gratuitous shots of cups of tea and sparrows and I would have been like damn for $15.99 a month? Pretty good.

Pretty good. The great thing about Google is they're doing good stuff with your data. That should be the new motto because they had to get rid of the old one, which was don't be evil. Do no evil, yeah. Now it's like, Google, we're doing good stuff with your data.

And they should have cute ads like that, voiced by Kiwis. Google, we're doing good stuff with your data. I reckon that would work. I reckon if the most sort of terrifying companies, or the companies that probably have the most mistrust placed in them because of the shady, shadowy... The action they have taken. Yes.

The things they have done. If they just got New Zealanders to voice over all of the ads, it's soft. Americans are so soft on our accent. 5G, all good. Don't even worry about it. It's sweet as. 5G is all good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I said, it's sweet as. No, no, I'm talking to you, Tim Batt, in the studio. It's like Google, 5G said it's sweet no no i'm talking to you tim bat in the studio it's like it's like google 5g it's fine that wouldn't need to be an ad because it is widely understood that 5g is fine yeah yeah it's all it's like it's it's it's no problems 5g all good can you say it just as tim now just in your normal voice 5g sweet as okay Okay. I agree. Yeah. So it's agreed by Tim and Guy that 5G is all good. 5G, no probable.

Why do you keep saying the whole sentence? Just say, yeah, you're right. No issues with 5G. Why not be deliberately ambiguous about a terrifying conspiracy sweeping the globe? Our audience is smart enough. I think. I hope. I pray.

And I hope. Who was your favorite person in it? And I pray. I liked, there was this mustachioed gentleman who, while Emmanuel was running one of her dance classes in the loft, was either in a side room or- Oh, the instructor dude instructor dude yeah or maybe not even in the studio at all maybe not even in paris oh was he the bald guy yeah that guy was awesome he was cut to ribbons and he was getting his and you'll be pleased to hear for those you're watching along at home thinking hey sex involves

two people were they getting theirs yes Yes. Both parties were getting theirs. We are to believe, although we do not see, that they both come. Simultaneously? Perhaps. Independently? Sure. Why not? What else?

What else? Who did you like? I liked the boat man. You gave him a name. The plot gave him a name. The millionaire. Bad boy. Who's not on a yacht.

David Foster Wallace. I'm right about that, right? It wasn't a't a fucking yacht yeah it was a tiny speedboat a little white speedboat which is what you have when you're in paris it's kind of cool that they i don't know that was in khan that scene was in khan i think it's fun that they're playing with the form of you know it's a film she's a filmmaker it's film within a film that kind of shit it's it's actually it's i'm torn oh you expect it more for this on the one hand well i respect that's strong the kind of um meta playing with the form the medium is the message kind of shit it throws a bit of an interesting element in there but on the other hand it's it's it kind of reverts back to that very egotistical thing that artists do where it's like, you know, there's so many books written about writers.

Like the main character is a writer. There's so many films about a guy who's like a filmmaker. You know, it's that kind of shit. Give me a fucking dope ass movie about a fucking plumber. But no, you won't because you're not brave enough. Probably a lot of pornos about plumbers, though, to be fair. And I hope we encounter one in the Emmanuel series. There aren't a lot of movies about plumbers

because not a lot of plumbers are screenwriters and not a lot of screenwriters are former plumbers. Being a screenwriter is about creating a world which you are not a part of. It is a fiction, a make-belief. So do you fucking... Drawn from your own life and experiences, communicating what you want to say,

write what you know. Get some more life experience. You're telling me I need to learn a trade to become a screenwriter? I'm saying you need to hang out with some fucking plumbers instead of your goddamn artist crew all the time drinking your soy lattes.

That means we don't talk to each other anymore. What do you mean? This is not mutually exclusive. We could get a new buddy who's a plumber and then make a movie about it. We can't just go and acquire a friend who is a plumber without forming some sort of meaningful foundation to begin with. You can't just cherry pick your friends based on their job. It's not how the world works. I can do it.

Do it. You sound like a little coward. I sound smart. You sound like a little chicken boy I sound like a grown ass cow Moo moo moo It's Guy Montgomery It's Guy Montgomery

Wait a cow? Yeah Why have you picked a cow as being your animal of bravery? And more of a chicken It's not Then it's a dog Dogs are brave Chickens

Dogs aren't brave Yeah man Look at your dog My dog's all good He fucking bit my landlord yesterday that is cool he's a good dog he's on the right side of history man he's with us we got to take down what's the opposite of a cow a fucking dog oh wait just damn it the opposite of a cow is a frog. Why? Reptile, small, wet, amphibious, lays eggs, and that's it. You can't get a poisonous cow.

Would you drink cow's milk straight out the cow's titty? Yeah, dude. I would. Would you? No. No. Why wouldn't you? I don't want to

The germs? Nah There's like good reasons Why we pasteurise milk I'm probably being A little forthright In agreeing Nah you're alright dude

You got two jobs Between now and the next time We watch a softcore porn Number one Find a plumber Befriend him Intensely Find out about his life

Penis screenplay Two Did you say penis screenplay? Pen Eyes and ears man In New Zealand It's anyone's case Just having a bit of fun Find out about his life. Penis screenplay. Two. Did you say penis screenplay? Pen. Eyes and ears, man. In New Zealand, it's anyone's case. Just having a bit of fun. Hey, is it illegal for me to goof around?

Yeah, I don't think so. Not, hey, not yet. No. No. Okay. Not unless a lot changes. Have you ever read a book? I've read one.

What do you think? It was good, man. I really enjoyed it. I like the act of reading. What do you think about the practice of writing? Harder than reading. It's more difficult to create the words than it is to absorb someone else's. The words already exist.

You're just ordering pre-existing words. That's true. Unless you're William Shakespeare and then you're free-balling it, man. And that is how you get famous. He's still mostly organizing pre-existing words. That's true. Unless you're William Shakespeare and then you're free-boiling it, man. And that is how you get famous. He's still mostly organising pre-existing words and planting a few and then repeating them to provide context for what they mean.

Yeah, and that's artistry, man. What was one of his most famous invented words? Fuck knows, dude. I could not tell you. What am I? Some sort of scholar of literature? Dr. Seuss invented the word nerd. I didn't know that.

Well, you do now. That's really cool. This dog is a chicken, eh? My dog Rufus has joined us for the record, and he could not be more docile. Or like, he's just... Look at him right now. He's completely exposed.

If he got in a fight with any dog he would but he's here we go please note the table below gives by the sample of words Shakespeare coined

and words he adapted for example elbow was a noun before Shakespeare but he turned it into a verb that rules that's creative man

do you reckon you could do that oh no someone's already done it with vacuum. Zany. Zany. Weird. That sounds like a word that is way more recent than Shakespeare's day.

Puking. Disheartened. Metamorphosize. Marketable. Moonbeam. Obsequiously. Frugal. Gust.

Dwindle. These are good words. Yeah, they are good words. That guy rules. All alright, you're right I'm wrong dogs are the opposite of chickens you need to become friends with plumbers out of a total possible

score of 1000 and 245, what would you give Emmanuel 5 so once again, out of 245, shit there's a thousand points missing each of them more frustrating than the last i am learning about myself and what i want from a soft core pornography and most of its context context context context this, you know, they took it too far

and they dumbed it down for the masses. But this is why when a pizza delivery guy arrives at a house, you think to yourself, I know where this is going. I know where this is going. And it's not your fucking garden variety pizza delivery. There's going to be some sort of situation inside that requires the pizza delivery guy to come into the house and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, in what was at one point in the collective sexual consciousness considered taboo,

someone at the house is going to have sex with the pizza delivery boy. Now, one of the main taboos that we all seem to abide, if the suggested videos of pornographic websites are to be believed, is that everyone wants to fuck their family oh yeah that really came out of nowhere yeah it's fucking odd they're like i was gonna say i'm not here to kink shame but like i don't know that one's a bit but like can we no i don't want to shame anyone for it we can never kink shame but we can i definitely cannot relate to this incredible vibe uh which seems to have sweeped the world really quickly in the last few years i think it kind of came out of nowhere like wildfire but also it's a lot of step it's not like blood relatives it's a lot of step things. Yeah. They've got that loophole sewn up or sewn open.

Tim, out of 1,245. Good memory. It's higher than you. It's 420. Believe it. I do. Bye, everyone. We'll catch you on the next episode of the Worst Idea of All Time,

where we... Oh, Bone of Patrol. i did it oh no no stirring in my loins at all see you next time Bye. you