The Worst Idea Of All Time - 09: Emmanuelle Forever and Ever

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

This time the Frosty Fellaz have driven down to the water at a local beach (slash effluent outlet) to watch yet another softcore pornography - this time from inside a car but with a nice view out the front windscreen. Tim lists the domains he's purchased over the years, importantly including BlazePizza.co.nz and the Boner Inspector has nothing to see this week for our first non-canonical Emmanuelle. A former Bond makes his first of many forthcoming appearances and there's a bit of bird watching. As for the movie? There's some weird stuff including a kickass band and a lot of food.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 Welcome to the West Side Air of Old Time Season 9. I mean, Season 5. Season 6. I wish it was Season 6 so we could make that joke. This is not really a joke, but you know, that reference. Oh, you're putting that through? Good man. I was for a minute. Tim and Guy here. We've just watched Emmanuel

Forever, and we are broadcasting to you live from a cul-de-sac in Westmere, just down by the water here at Cox's Bay Reserve. Cox's Bay. Chosen for its hilarious name in connection to the genre. In sunny

Auckland. And there is a very haggard looking pigeon coming up towards me. Let me get a load of this pigeon. Where is it? You don't have eyes on the pigeon? Nah. Well rest assured. Is it in the water or on the bench? It's seen better days.

It's nowhere to be seen anymore. It's escaped my eye line too. It was just such a beautiful day. And I've actually been in a very buoyant mood. And I said as much when I saw Tim. And Tim was outside. I saw, when I entered his property, I saw a cup of coffee and a book next to a seat out in the sun.

And I thought, I mean, we've both been having such nice mornings. It's a work day. We've got to do this work. And Tim said, fuck it. Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the water. And it's high tide too, which makes a huge difference because it's sort of an estuary which we're at. Do you want one of these?

At low tide, I don't need to hear myself. I offered him an earbud for everybody listening. it's sort of an estuary which we're at so at low tide i don't need to hear myself okay i offered him an earbud for everybody listening at low tide it can look kind of nasty and the smell will get you but at high tide it's a you've been for a swim here you said yeah once it was an accident you're not supposed to but i didn't realize that at the time a lot of effluent waste gets funneled out into this part of the uh ocean i went for a big run and it was a very hot day and I got down here and I was like, fuck man, it's so hot today that if I just take a quick dip

I'll be able to dry out in the sun by the time I walk home. What happened? Like, everything I said was true and it was great. But I also might now have some sort of parasite. Yeah. It's one of those things, I did that at a beach just around a few bays in Hearn Bay.

And then later that day I went home and went on RNZ. Radio New Zealand. Yeah, there was a list of beaches that had been released by the Auckland City Council that were no longer safe for swimming due to the rate of effluents. And I'd just been, you know, head and ears under and... Swimming around in your own fecal matter. In that precise body of water. But, you know, is there an argument that it builds the immune system stronger, better, a bit of exposure?

That's what happens when we bubble wrap our kids. Oh, Bixby, man. You've got to chill the fuck out. Bixby is so eager. Bixby, man. You've got to chill the fuck out. Bixby is so eager. Bixby's very sensitive. Should we talk about our recent... Windfall? Windfall, our professional success.

Well, only in the context of the podcast, which is that you're probably wondering, where did we watch it and how did we watch it? We watched it inside of the car, front two seats. On what screen? What screen could possibly have a brightness setting that allows for the various different shifts in the weather and uh light that you get inside of a car in the open air in auckland city and that screen belongs to

a new smartphone and tim and i both got given free versions of the smartphone because we did an ad i really like that you're not naming even the brand yeah and the performance of the screen is impeccable and that's what we'll say about that until they give us more money to mention it on the podcast the privilege they have not paid for yeah they've paid for the privilege of us mentioning it in ads that they get to choose where they're distributed. Yeah. But the podcast, we've been bitten before by putting the cart before the horse.

Looking at you, unnamed pizza establishment, whose URL I still hold dominion over for the New Zealand region. If they want to operate here, they've got to get through me. And if there's one thing you've got to know about Tim Baird, it's that he is incredibly vindictive and knows how to hold a grudge. He has a domain name and he will not necessarily use it compassionately or wisely. I will not be in any way reasonable with the amounts of money that I demand for blazepizza.co.nz if they come knocking

yep you've been put on notice motherfuckers they fucked around and they're about to find out if they dare step foot in this region and every year i keep renewing what do you pay it's not a lot it's probably like 40 a year or something you're a bit a URL guy. Yeah, it ends up costing a lot because I'm just like, oh, it's only one more of these. GuyMDB.com is about to come up for renewal. I think that one can probably go. Didn't do anything with that. Still the proud owner of Rosematterfeo.com

from a conversation in a bar once where she was like, yeah, I don't own, like I don't have, this was like four years ago in Melbourne. She was like, yeah, I don't own Rosematterfeo.com and I was like, oh, I wonder if it's available and while everyone was just having beers. She was like, yeah, I don't own rosemantafo.com. I was like, oh, I wonder if it's available. And while everyone was just having beers, I was like, yep, bought it. I own it now. She was like, what?

It's better in your hands than, you know, some unwieldy maniac. I've told her that she can have it, like, whenever she wants it. What's the cost? Nothing. It's Rose. No, come on, be honest. Tell me what it's going to cost you. You can tell me.

You want GuyMDB? It's going to cost you money. How much? Heaps, dude. When's it up for renewal? November or something. But now that I know there's interest, I'll definitely renew it. I get the first right, too.

No, I'm actually not interested. Oh, fuck. The old bait and switch. Yeah. This stays in this car, but I want that URL. GuyMDB? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Maybe we can figure something out. Come to some sort of arrangement. I also still own ComedyFest.co.nz. What's their website? They've got ComedyFestival.co.nz, but I bought ComedyFest.co.nz like five years ago and just redirected it to my show's page on their website so if anyone was like oh yeah the comedy fest i'll just go to comedyfest.co.nz they'll be like

oh okay i guess okay sweet tim betts show that's really good yeah i thought it was good but then they made me stop doing that after about three years they figured it out really yeah well they politely asked and i was like yeah fair enough i've had my fun this is probably a bit unfair um any any news on the on the what's the forecast the retrospective weather forecast for christ jesus christ bone and patrol the reporting's in not even the tiniest little anything today yeah it's i'm too relaxed i'm very tired and we're at the beach it's kind of nice well it's not really a beach but you know the water there was nothing about the emmanuel forever which by the way is the first technically non-canon

emmanuel film even though sylvia christelle appears yeah well not just appears she's she's co-headlines yeah not as um the the sort of spry young not in her is it corporal corporal corporal corporal form what does that mean it just means uh physical physical yeah yeah uh not in that she she's in it it's it's quite a confusing storyline actually and probably one worth visiting it is so boring like the way that this movie told its story was awful it's the same mistake that i've made in so many other emmanuels where two people strike up a conversation and the entirety of the action takes place in flashback. And so there's a beautiful young woman who is Emanuel.

Emanuel is... Actually, it's kind of perfect, the person she's talking to, because Emanuel is a James Bond-like figure. The character is greater than any one actor. So Emanuel lives on through all the franchise and everyone's peripherally aware of Emanuel and the incredible sexual appetite and sort of charms that she possesses.

And so this beautiful young woman sits down next to former James Bond himself, George Lazenby. Fuck, I was surprised to see that name. And starts talking to him and she's like, and she's like, we've, I'm paraphrasing, but she's like, we've fucked before. And he's like, no, we haven't. Yeah, we have. I'm Emmanuel. And he's like, no, we haven't. Yeah, we have.

I'm Emmanuel. And he's like, no, I remember Emmanuel. You're not Emmanuel. She's like, no, straight up, dude. I'm Emmanuel. It's getting a little bit... Because George Lazenby looks to be about mid to late 60s in this film. Yeah.

Australian model turned one-time James Bond. Fourth wall breaking Bond figure george lazenby turned uh what's it called flashback conduit for a softcore pornography franchise narrative device yeah non-canon but anyway he's going you're not manuel and she's going yes i am and then she starts telling her memories that only emmanuel could have about their sort of sexual experiences together and he's still skeptical and so she's like yes i am and then she starts telling her memories that only emmanuel could have about their sort of sexual experiences together and he's still skeptical and so she's like well i'm going to tell you even more and pretty much the whole thing is just emmanuel both as the young version and then she leaves and comes back as the older version to disprove his skepticism just recounting the various different people and places that she has fucked. And also goes some way to explaining the slightly more mystic or sci-fi qualities of her ability to...

It's dope. She goes to, I want to say Tibet. That would be my guess too. Somewhere holy to Buddhists and meets a couple of kind of high priest-like figures. And they set up that Emmanuel has been studying Buddhism to a very intense degree for an extended amount of time to get in this situation. There is a mention of the Dalai Lama, but I don't think the Dalai Lama appears in the film, which is disappointing because I figure if you can get a bond, you can probably get the Dalai Lama to appear. Those't think the Dalai Lama appears in the film, which is disappointing, because I figure if you can get a Bond,

you can probably get the Dalai Lama to appear. Those are the same. So, a sort of high priest or monk figure, did you know about that chip? What chip? That chip in the windscreen. Oh yeah, I did.

We've got to get this fucker to Novus, man, because that'll open up. Show us your crack. Oh, Nov did. We've got to get this fucker to Novus, man, because that'll open up. Show us your crack. Oh, Novus. Yeah. When you find your windscreen lacking, Novus Windscreen's still your crackin'. Show us your crack. Oh, Novus.

Aren't those little radio jingles so incredible for the way they embed themselves in your memory? It's very, like, if only we could teach useful like math history valuable information ethics packaged into the same and jingles rather than like a fucking windscreen repair company i don't need to hold on to that you gotta get a garage gotta get a guttage gotta get a skyline i think the ad would only work in new zealand I don't know that the word cottage took off internationally. I've never seen it outside of that ad, I think. The word cottage. So a cottage is sort of like a...

It's a cottage garage. It's like a sleep out, I guess. Picture this, everyone. It's like a high-end dog box. A garage fucks a cottage. And they have a kid. That's what a cottage is. I guess it's just a high-end garage, isn't it? Really. It's a stretch to call it a... It's a garage with a kid. That's what a cottage is. I guess it's just a high-end garage, isn't it?

Really. It's a stretch to call it a... It's a garage with a mattress. What it is is depressing. It's a garage with insulation. I'd live in a garage with insulation. I lived in a garage, uninsulated. It was fine for where I was in my life at the time.

Was that the one down the end of that road? Maxwell Ave, yeah. You used to live on Maxwell Ave, didn't you? Yeah. I don't like how much you dox yourself and others on this podcast and other projects. I did a podcast record with Ben Jenkins recently, and he told me that you said your credit card number or something on air. You're a fucking maverick.

Yeah. The guy just doesn't give a fuck. the guy is guy so anyway as i was saying this time lives on 11 aurora avenue that's where i wanna be i'm trying to make up my own jingles now to see if they'll stick um so she gets given a perfume by the monk whoa look at all those seagulls holy that's a lot. The people in the car next to us having fish and chips. Fuck, I should go get some fish and chips.

I wanted them last night and I didn't get them, so I've held over that craving. And then the perfume gives her the ability, and there are very explicit instructions which are repeated throughout the film. She is to dab it between her breasts, which is where her heart lies,

and she can become any woman on earth, any woman she wants to become, but her heart must be true. Yeah. Which, like, the heart must be true thing, they say it seven times, and at no point is it relevant. Like, it never comes up.

None of it's relevant. Like, none of it is engaging, and disappointingly, none of it is necessarily erotic either. That's untrue. There is one part of this film that's engaging and that is the the like act where we're just hanging out with rock stars yeah okay there's a very very very good uh rendering of the rock star lifestyle at one point young emmanuel is taking a bath in a undisclosed location and as he's getting to the bath we see a camera angle from inside the hamper and i saw that and i from the laundry hamper which is taking a bath in an undisclosed location, and as she's getting to the bath,

we see a camera angle from inside the hamper. And I saw that from the laundry hamper, which is also in the bathroom. Is it in Antwerp? No, they go to Antwerp 10 years later. And she's anyway, and we see that, and I think, oh, that's interesting. It's sort of like I'm the person who's inside of the hamper watching Emmanuel get into the bath,

and then it's revealed that there is a young man who's in the hamper for reasons unexplained. And Emmanuel, bless her heart. No, he does. He kind of explains. He says, this is my house. And then they don't visit anymore. No, but Emmanuel says, this is my.

She says, this is my room. And he says, that's my bar. Yeah. So that is not explained. That is incredibly unclear. But they both immediately move past the issue of ownership of space and agree that the best thing to do is to fuck. And so she relays this story to George Lazenby,

and he's like, hmm, incredible. Tell me, did you see him again? And she's like, not for 10 years in Antwerp. He was going by the name Falcon, part of a band, playing shows in nightclubs where it was $20 for a Coca-Cola. Yeah. All such incredible writing and context. The band is called Handle With Care.

Yeah. And then, very satisfyingly, because if she just said that and we didn't actually get to see the band, you'd be furious. The band ripped. They were like a combination of the worst components of Def Leppard. Duran Duran. Duran Duran. I was going to say Dragon, but no one will know what I'm talking about.

And they were exclusively playing the pretty much musical progression of the song. There's no beginning. There'll be no end. Because on Christmas What is that song? Well, that's the cover that they do in Love Actually because it's got too many syllables.

It doesn't quite work. That's the UE Boom. We were broadcasting our softcore pornography with the windows down to any other young families, friends or tourists who pulled up next to us. Kayakers,

people on their lunch breaks, seagulls. Gulls, pigeons, a huge number of black swans. You know something fucking weird? Those seagulls are endangered. Did you know that? No. I don't know if they're, like, endangered, endangered, but they're, you know, like, officially endangered, but they're endangered. There's something I quite enjoy about the, um...

Red-billed gull. I didn't even know that they were native to New Zealand, but I guess that makes sense. I mean, they are, like, with due respect to the other seagulls, the red-billed gull is obviously much more beautiful than the company it's currently keeping. Like, look at the others. They're haggard.

And look at the fucking beautiful red-billed gull with its perfect colouring and spotted feathers. They're all red-billed gull. What ones are you even comparing it to? We've got different islands. There's so many non-red-billed gale With it's perfect colouring They're all red-billed gales Spotted feathers What ones are you even comparing it to? We've got different islands There's so many non-red-billed gales down here Oh Can you not see them?

What, like on the grass? They've got like sort of browny, blacky bills And different colour My dog Their feet aren't red Those are the juveniles Are they? They're the same birds

Yeah They're all the same crew They're just chicks Well, the chicks It's very rare where a species the chick is less attractive than the um the full-grown uh species if only there was some sort of historic allegory for a young bird who is ugly and bullied for the way that it looks and then grows up to be more beautiful than those who bullied it but alas

maybe one day someone will write such a parable that we can use for metaphor we must live without it yeah true but anyway we get to go to antwerp and these guys are playing their one song which i know in the the crowd is a they've mixed in like sort of arena level fan noise for what is very clearly a sparsely attended gig in a nightclub. But this band is obviously doing very well because they come off stage at half. What you assume is the finish of the gig, but it turns out to be halftime. And they're in the green room and they're fucking. They're eating a big meal.

Everyone except Falcon is they all peel off into this side room and start having this incredible orgy and then the manager keeps being like we've got to go back on stage in five minutes sober up we need to get out there but emmanuel is somehow tracked down the band and she's this is 10 years after they first had sex she's tracked down and she sees falcon and falcon sees emmanuel and they're very excited to see one another. And there's a cook named Marla who works for the band and she is in love with Falcon. Falcon and Emmanuelle are familiar with each other. Falcon won't fuck her. And that makes her sad.

And so Emmanuelle with the magic potion she has is like, I know. It's so confusing what the potion is doing because like i thought there's a few options that you would think would be sort of the standard ways to go on this by the way when when you need to start driving start driving you got a watch on yeah you've got an appointment to get to that's right guys i'm going to therapy after this i can't wait to tell my therapist what i was up to right before I stepped into the room. What the fuck was I talking about? I've lost the thread.

Oh, no, it was not stupid. It was actually quite confusing. The functionality of the... Oh, yeah, the potion. The potion. So, like, you would think either Emmanuel would sort of transform into, like, a body double of that person, you know, that would look and sound exactly the same.

Or maybe she would enter their body and kind of like, you know, live as them. Yeah, yeah. But it was... Ghost in the machine style. It was close to that second one, but it also wasn't that. It was a bizarre hybrid. It was like a ghost visitation. Like she would visit the woman.

As a sort of... As an external voice. Like a disembodied voice and talk to the woman. But then also kind of when they fucked, they became sort of quantumly entangled. Yeah, Emmanuelle sort of... Like it's also insane because she saw that Marla wanted to fuck Falcon. And Marla was quite troubled she could well i mean i know i think a huge part of the reason why is that this band has hired her

as a traveling cook and she prepares while they're having these orgies guys get this if you weren't listening before get a load of this what does she make she prepares you know piles of small party-sized quiches. All quiches, all the time. What more could a rock and roll band want at halftime than cooked egg? She's frantically rolling out her... It's too much protein. Her pastry crumb to make these quiches. What does she like?

After the gig, the band is absolutely shit-canned and they all sit down at this long dining table in this insane dining room that she's set up where she has either she or Banksy has enlarged

their spray painted the word farts and she becomes furious because no one eats her quiches so it's really weird that the word farts

is graffitied on the wall in spray paint but it's important you know that that is in the scene also it's it's spelled like the way that you'd spell farts is graffitied on the wall in spray paint but it's important you know that that is in the scene also it's uh it's spelled like the way that you'd spell farts if you were creating your first hotmail account but it's not with an s it ends with a z it's very edgy spelling do you think in a different language like french or whatever this originally was then it means

something different like food no does farts mean food in French? No. Do the French say farts when they actually mean food? No. What are we talking about when we're talking about farts? Exactly what it sounds like. But anyway, I do want to get into this because this was the only satisfying part of the movie

where we both genuinely were immersed. And so Marla's upset because she is a cook for a band who have the they have the instrumental music to one song and they have lyrics for about eight songs and that's their setup she spends the whole show making quiches everyone except falcon comes off stage whenever they come on stage they immediately start having an orgy they have one of the most disgusting orgies I've ever seen. It's so funny. It's real gross. There's so many bananas involved. There were so many half-peeled bananas that were sort of standing in for penises

or also going near anuses and then instead of actually mouthing off on each other's genitalia or doing anything with their appendages, they're just eating bananas as you might suck on a cock. I'm kind of repulsed by bananas at the best of times. I found it grotesque.

Yeah, and in this context, it's truly stomach-churning. They're a bad fruit. No, no, bananas are great. No, they make me sick. They're not a sexy fruit, but they're really good for you. Yeah, very sugary though. Yeah, but it's a good sugar. You've got to use it.

I've been told By a few different people That their mental association of me Is with banana in hand Fuck that's weird Yeah It's a very funny fruit though So I get that

It's like comedy guy Comedy food Banana But I'm not doing anything funny with it I'm holding it to eat It's just a funny fruit I will say this Yellow is a funny colour

And banana is a funny fruit i think i probably hold on to my banana before i eat it longer than most what do you think that is there's a bit of a build-up because i like bananas i know they're good for me i know it's a good source of let's start your therapy session here in the car why are you holding on to this banana i know it's a healthy snack but some part of me is also like i have an association from when i was younger which is i didn't like bananas because I didn't like their consistency. Yeah, that's my deal. Yeah.

And so. That kind of made me gag, to be honest. Before I actually start eating the banana, there's still some small subconscious part of me that's like, I don't know if I want this. Yeah. And then I crack into it and I always enjoy it. I love a banana and a smoothie. Yeah, man.

Same. That's how I'm eating my banana. I have like a banana a day. Do you have a smoothie every day? Pretty much. Yeah. Nutribullet. Yeah, pretty much.

I did that when, so I'm not vegan anymore, but I was for about six months and I was doing it to make sure I was getting like Omega and shit. Yeah. So I needed a vehicle to put like the, this is stuff called Floridex

and it's all plant, but it has stuff that you generally can only get from animal products like fish and eggs. People go crazy for fish oil. Yeah, dude, it's the omegas. It's those beautiful essential fatty acids, omegas 3 and 6, also present in hemp seeds.

Ah. Fish, you know, you don't think of, when when you catch a fish very rarely do people wring it out for its oil they usually go for the fillets but how wrong you are fish are very expensive now very good for your joints fuck me yeah does a lot of stuff someone's in the pocket of big fish it's me tim all right but so oh it is harder to tell stories while you're driving you're doing a good job so far but also don't crash marla and falcon they're both in this situation where he's the lead singer of this band which is inexplicably tremendously successful marla is a cook for the band and she's frustrated because she makes all these quiches and no one eats them and eventually she explodes during uh this

disgusting figuratively she doesn't literally banana based orgy she blows up at everyone she starts breaking dishes she says to falcon why are you paying me you never eat my cooking and and he's like oh i get what's happening here i'll pay you more money and she's like no that's not the point you won't fuck me and then so emmanuel and falcon go back to the hotel and emmanuel has sort of had her way with falcon so i don't actually want to fuck him i can see an opportunity to use this potion for good here and so she goes back to a hotel room by herself she puts the potion on she's pure of heart she puts the potion on her skin and she becomes a woman again yeah and she also gets the hose and then she goes and visits mala and mala's

like what are you doing and emmanuel's like trust me this is the good stuff and then she travels both semi as a ghost and semi within marla's body to falcon's room and she's made a pastrami sandwich two beers and this is after she and marla have had a chat about how she needs to be perfect marla finally has her wicked way with falcon and vice versa And then she goes back to speaking to George Lazenby and she's like, pretty cool, huh? And George Lazenby's like,

yeah, pretty cool, I guess. How did I do? I'm so impressed by how well you did and I'm very grateful for it because honestly, I can remember very little. So that's kind of the second act what Guy's been talking about.

And it was the best one. It was, definitely. It was funny. It was fun. I mean, it wasn't sexy, but it was horny. But they were young people, which I liked. They were age-appropriate rock stars. They were like 24, you know?

I would have found the sex scenes in this movie would have been very titillating to me when I was writing the Target demo, that 13, 14-year-old boy. It really would have got me going. But the challenge with these Emmanuel movies now is the stories are so winding and long and not remotely engaging, and the sex scenes are... I kind of liked how big they went on this one with the mystical element. And they're kind of setting up, this is how Emmanuel, the franchise, is going to work now. She's sort of now an immortal.

Which is way more interesting than some movies about a woman who fucks. It's like, here's a woman imbued with eternal life and the ability to transform into other people. Yeah. Why? Because that is the cleanest vehicle we could think of to get it afuck. And they are like, they're sort of back explaining

previous, you know, questions people might have had, even though this isn't canon, which I guess... How is this not canon though? What does that even mean? I think it might be because the first... A non-canonical.

The first seven are inspired by the books. This one said explicitly at the start that it was based on the character by Emmanuel. Not an actual book. I guess that's true. But I just feel if Sylvia Cristal's in it, it counts. Is that Max Key?

Is it? Should we ask? An Audi. J-MOS is the... Oh, I probably shouldn't say plate numbers on the podcast. It's an Audi A4. Guy Montgomery. Hey, just...

There you go, buddy. Man, motorbikes are so annoying. You hate them, eh? Just for every... Wait a minute. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, I don't know if that's max key max key was new zealand's um first son he leveraged his dad being the prime minister into a semi-lucrative

career as a dj an electronic musician a dj and sort of like like edm scene star figure and also a national punchline for a while. Absolutely. I believe he follows me on Instagram. Does he? Yeah. We should hang out with Max Key. That's why I figured it would be nice to say,

are you Max Key? And he might have said... Are you Guy Montgomery? Nah. And you guys would have been like, oh, we're best friends now. I'm jettisoning Timbap from my life because I don't need him anymore.

No. Now I have the wealth and the cash of the great max key yeah um so yeah it's it's not a bad film that's that's what you just said now is contrary to everything you have said before that sentence well i know i just put all the pieces together there was an enjoyable chunk in the middle what are you looking for from your skin flick this one you know could i masturbate to it at a push at a point definitely there were scenes that you could masturbate to in this film undeniably there were um some very beautiful men and women in various states of undress in this movie yeah i would have had a huge like the the

banana orgy scene i just cannot emphasize enough to you how disgusting they weren't putting they weren't putting the bananas in anything yeah but they were using the bananas in a way that was um right next to and around do you know what it is It's just like, one of the bananas was where... Oh, shit. Are we recording? Is this thing on? Yep. Yep, we're good.

The dangers of recording in a car. One of the bananas was where an erect... Like, it was a stand-in for an erect penis, which is, I guess, fine. But, like, then you see the person performing fellatio on the technical penis biting into it. It just made me so like... They don't go together.

Bananas in the bedroom. Bananas in the bedroom. Bananas in the bedroom. They don't go together. Bananas in the bedroom. Listen to your fucking jingle. I got so bored during that movie it was boring but also like to be fair to the film um watching on a cell phone screen in front of the ocean probably isn't the way we

should be doing this on one hand not what they had in mind when they made it in 1993 on the other hand how great for them that this thing that they made, which they probably thought was a relic of the past, is being experienced, discussed, and viewed using such modern technology. Can I tell you something that's kind of more friendzone fodder, but I'm putting it on this, because we're not going to record a friendzone today. Yeah. record a friend zone today uh yeah so on our patreon uh every month we're supposed to watch a movie that they have selected for us okay it's one of the rewards we did not do one in august probably because we were too busy recording the latest season of overlooked and undercooked a critical analysis of rob schneider's work. His latest special. And?

Asian Mama. Mexican kids. Yeah. Why is it called that, Guy? Well, because his mama is Asian, Tim. And? The second bit? Why, his kids are Mexican.

Thank you. So I said, hey, do you know what? So for September, which is the month we're currently in what Guy and I should probably do to atone for that is like do a double header so we've got to watch a movie and it's sequel and I didn't really think about the ramifications of that

and so I put it to the group I fucking ran into the person who spearheaded this in a food court the other day and our friend Tom Cottle designer of most of our Podcast art, the person who designed the Image you currently see of a shirtless

Adam Sandler With glee, jumped on there and commented Within like two hours of the post going up Sex in the city 1 And 2 Oh no Oh no It didn't even occur to me

I was like okay this is how we make right on this Of missing our reward We'd fucking double down It didn't even occur to me as a possibility What a dirty dog Fuck So that's what's up I wanted to get your reaction on the record

He had the most wicked glint in his eye Dude Tom knows what's up he knows what buttons to push oh you fuckers right so i've probably armed you for your therapy session now you got some good stuff to talk about um i gotta be in there in six minutes i might try buy a choccy fish from the dairy around the corner choccy fish never miss something like, never miss. Something like that. Yep. All right. I'm going to keep brainstorming

some of these hot new jingles I'm working on. And yeah, we'll catch you guys soon. As mentioned, we've got the

Patreon there. We've got another Revisitive Sex in the City ones and twos coming out. I don't know when the fuck we're going to have time to

record that because it's like a whole day. We'll make the time. I just want to leave everyone on this thought banana in the smoothie feeling groovy banana with the penis absolutely not Thank you.