The Worst Idea Of All Time - 12: Dr Sigmund F***

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

Sigmund F***, the world's best psychoanalyst for FEMALES is in this episode and he's not very good at his job. Guy floats a new podcast within this podcast, hosted by George Lazenby called 'Listening with Lazenby'. The boiz learn it is harder to watch porn at 10AM on a Tuesday than it used to be at midnight on a Friday and wonder if Lazenby and Syvlia have made other passengers sit through their horny memories and now are screwing in first class!? Speaking of, God - the omnipresent Japanese man flying in first class is in every scene but also underutilised.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 Hello and welcome to... I'll level with you guys. Alright, first of all, so that I know which episode to edit, because I've been having a hell of a time trying to keep track of all the audio. Welcome to the worst idea of all time, where Guy and Timbo have just watched Emmanuel's Secret. I think slightly out of order because there was a lot of finality to this film. This was the final installment in the... We nailed it. Seven apiece.

Oh, wait. George Lazenby and Sylvia Christel sit side by side and swap horny anecdotes for a... What's seven times... That means we haven't nailed it, eh? That's right. Oh, got it.

There's probably some still back there. Oh, I see. I see. We fucked up but um anyway this is the final one in the installment we didn't think the order was important but they have got a final one uh yeah none of that none of the order has been important until now until this one this is like uh but i just want to tell people what was happening before i hit it's like when a sitcom does a flashback episode instead of writing a new episode they just remind you that they've been good before um this was oh is that the rain i can hear on mic cool can you hear on mic or are

you hearing it through your headphones in real life it would be nice for the listener if i mean people listen to rain sounds when they go to sleep i definitely think it's through the microphone wow i hope people are you hear that through the mic i can't tell if i'm hearing it through my headphones or just out in the world um i played because this this um all of these movies have this to an extent but this movie was such a a punch to the solar plexus of energy reserves that i needed a little pump up track to get in the vibe and so i chucked on i'm coming out by diana ross because i fucking love that track yeah man good shit it's good it's it is one of the all-time greats yeah it really does amp you up to get psyched up i took um an antibiotic to to help counter myye that is developing in my left eye, which sadly does not impede my vision to the point of not watching all of this movie.

One thing that stood out to me, Tim, as I drove to your house at 9.45 a.m. on a Tuesday morning, was that I can't wait to see my friend Tim. was that I can't wait to see my friend Tim. And then at about 10.05 a.m. as we sat down to a breakfast of... That was weird. Emmanuel's secret was that there's a big difference, I think, between Friday after midnight, you're 13 years old, desperate for a glimpse at a nipple, and Tuesday morning at 10.05am when you're 32 years old and you're just sitting down to this like it's a plate of fucking eggs on toast or whatever.

Yeah. It is decidedly dire yeah i mean the first thing i do as soon as the movie as soon as we saw our first glimpse of nudity the first thing you said was i'm in no mood for this with a sort of finality and defiance of a man who was not mentally prepared to spend one hour and 18 minutes in the company of two senile um former leading men and ladies as they just like rile and rock each other up on a long haul flight yeah it's i but i you know what fuck that shit man because that's just um that's us getting uh that's just how you feel not complacent what's the word we need to

insert a little gratitude into the pod you know hey what could be better than spending tuesday morning with my main man guy montgomery and whacking on a bit of titties you know chick chucking on a bit of titties is not a good turn of phrase i'm trying i'm trying to fucking generate a bit of energy come with me on this and don't dive in to come with me either okay let's just leave the low-hanging fruit where they are i don't know if that one is also a double entendre but it feels like it could be fairly easily no the only low hanging fruit around here are my saggy balls oh okay if only the podcast could capture the smug look That guy had for one half of a second On his face after delivering that

For one quarter of a joke So So what? I can't be bothered talking about this one Well let's talk about it structurally So this movie Well I want to analyse it kind of In a slightly financial way

Kind of clever in some ways So much like Adam Sandler did a deal to make seven netflix movies but he actually went and did it the emmanuel guy i've forgotten the director's name i've forgotten you just continue doesn't matter he uh signed up to do seven of these semi-canonical made for tv french ones francois le roy francis le roy yeah yeah frank to us yeah um and so what i think frankie big boy frankie big boy i think you frankie big boy ran out of money and so all of this one is well about 95 of this is constructed in flashback and it's using two setups. One is a Sigmund Freud sort of lookalike and soundalike

who's a psychoanalyst who George Lazenby points out at the top of the film is... And I quote, he's the most renowned psychoanalyst for females in the world. That's a good George Lazenby. Lazenby. I've attributed the quote to you there in my notebook. It says Lazenby, circa 93.

It's a fucking baller surname. Yeah, it is good. Lazenby! Stop daydreaming and do your algebra. One day I'll be Bond. And then? In porn. And then you'll see.

Yeah, so the first one is, Emmanuelle has been in a car crash in Amsterdam. She remembers nothing of this. That's kind of a funny thing to insert in a porn, oh, eh? Let's put her in a car crash. And the psychoanalyst says, someone ran a red light, probably to impress you. Yeah, a cab driver ran a red light to impress.

The psychoanalyst, the world's most renowned psychoanalyst for females, is a man to be commended and respected for just how horny and unprofessional he is. Yeah, I don't want to commend him too much. Before we even get into discussing his performance, his entire practice needs to be shut down. They are displaying emmanuel this is either at a hospital or at the psychoanalysis like it is yeah so that's the hospital small okay yeah the the surgery that emmanuel is in is just a what are those rooms

those white rooms that look like they go on forever that they use for photography studios oh you know i'm called the wall curves up yeah it's just a studio i think well anyway like with a psych that's what that's called it's a studio a cyclorama is what that's what i was looking for cyclorama and i've just got her lying nude there and there are about five six nurses and dr sigmund fuck and uh they're looking at the body of one of the nurses a woman comes over and he's like what's Fuck, and they're looking at the body. And one of the nurses, a woman, comes over, and he's like, what's her deal? And she's just lying there prone and naked,

and the nurse says, I don't know. I've just been watching her. I think she's beautiful. And it's just not appropriate, obviously. I know they're Dutch. I know that it's a different place, and there are different people, and it's a different culture, but that's no good.

Absolutely. And that's just a setup. And then, so simultaneously what's happening is Emmanuel is caught in a dream where she can't remember who she is. And she wakes up and George Lazenby says, oh, you were dreaming. Oh, yeah. So this is old Emmanuel on the plane now and uh she says yes i was and he says you said who was a man and this is true to george lazenby's reputation as one of the great listeners he says your dream sounded fascinating and she said what and he said you

said who was emmanuel and he's like oh and he goes i'd love to know more whatever and like really eggs her on and there's something to be said that maybe these films were made accidentally for a female audience and like the real object of everyone's affection is George Lazenby by just being a tremendous listener, which bucks the trend of men traditionally being quite bad at that? Somewhat, yeah.

I mean, like one of the lasting things in the life rafts that has helped pull me through these so far has been admiring the way that Lazenby listens. It's time for Listening with Lazenby. You tell him a story. If you want to listen well, ask a question. What was the last thing they said?

Find a way to turn that around into a question that gives them further opportunity for talking. I'm George Lazenby. Thanks for listening. Thanks for thanking the person. That's another good tip. That's right. Yeah, I think there is something to that.

Fuck, I love listening with Lazenby. I'm just imagining, you know, very popular audio series, 18 episodes, each 20 minutes, all with a tip for listening. 18 minutes is quite a long run time. Because now I'm thinking you're doing it. 20 minutes, 18 episodes. 18 episodes, 20 minutes. That's 180 minutes in total.

That's, why do I want to say six hours? That's not right. What is it? I don't know uh divide by six i can't do maths i figured out before while you were talking that it's a 10.5 hour flight that they're on so they're flying from i think london to bangkok we'll see how long that is and what do you want to know you want to know 20 times i think it's three three hours 360 divided by 60 six hours six hours six hours Six hours. Six hours. Six hours of listening advice.

Do you think you could pull that? Because in my head, you're doing it, as George Lazenby. Do you reckon you've got that in you? Yes. It'd be quite hard to generate as well, because I guess it's just like, you really get to the stream of consciousness. Here's the middle section of every 20-minute episode. We're now going to practice listening for 10 minutes.

You're doing well. This is one of the only, I think the second time ever in the history of Worst Idea that I've allowed a big old honking pause like that. What was the last one? It was you were doing something in real time. What the fuck was that? You were doing a pause in real time. It was like 45 seconds or something. Yeah, you didn't like it.

I let you do it though. Yeah, you did. Well, I let you, you know, I joined you do it though well i'd let you you know i i joined you in it but i was not happy about it yeah i don't think that's how the permission structure on this podcast works i don't think either of us can truly stop one another nor should we nor do we that's right so you've got emmanuel's got amnesia she is trying to remember young emmanuel young emmanuel has amnesia she's trying to remember who she is with the help of sigmund fuck and uh meanwhile she's telling this anecdote to george old emmanuel is telling this sylvia is telling this anecdote to george lazenby the story of her

having amnesia is itself a memory that is like an amnesic memory yes It's a bit of a mess. And it pretty much creates permission for a very sloppy sort of overlay of every sexual encounter that has taken place in this sort of 7 series canon that was recorded in 1993. Because within the memory, the story of her as a young woman having amnesia, then we have more memories of the previous movies yeah so while she's recovering from her amnesia sigmund fuck this story imagine being told this on the plane how would it work how do you structure it i'm less i'm less interested in how lazenby and sylvia are getting along with her i'm more interested in how all of the other passengers in first class on this 10 and a half hour flight are tolerating these two like seemingly oblivious people while they just swap tall tales of fucking just relentlessly the only time we see either of them sleep is when sylvia cristel wakes up from a wet dream and immediately george lazenby prods her to divulge the details of the dream to him and so once again

we are entrenched inside of this fuck anecdote it is exhausting and the way that this story is told and the way that i've intercut all the old scenes together rightfully you said halfway or like not even halfway maybe two-thirds of the way through this film you said tim who was jerking off to this nonsense and i couldn't help but think who is jerking off to this nonsense they are so caught up in trying to qualify everything that like literally if anyone was to start by the time that you approach anything remotely you know within the vicinity of an orgasm you would have been you would have cut to lazenby and sylvia cristel on the flight explaining the context of what you were masturbating to yeah which for some people probably a tremendous turn on yeah but that those people are few and

far between that does not represent I think the broad swath of humanity but it's just again it does circle back to that difference between absorbing these as the intended audience which is a 13 year old boy you know pirating a sky uhf subscription to two early 30 year old men um just battling through a tuesday morning i do well that does make me think like should we change to give a better sort of like you know try and meet it on its own terms something that our friend and film critic dom correy is always so big on doing when critically analysing films, meeting it on its own home turf

should we be watching these at night? I think some of them we should be I do think I do think again it will be within this workmanlike context I've never watched porn for work, you know?

Few people have. Very few people have. Here's who I can name. Film editors who work in the pornography genre. Censors of a country, the people who give the ratings. That's it. That's all I can name.

And us now. And Tim and Guy. Pretty good. I mean, it's certainly something to cross off the old bucket list isn't it um i just want to talk briefly a little bit more about young emmanuel and sigmund fuck because i get up on that mic well i said early on in the screening today i said i actually got quite a fondness for young emmanuel i mean i you know fallen for you yeah she is telegenic she's very telegenic she i mean look without wanting to be reduced to the sort of um i don't quite know how to articulate this but you know the the base level in which most people

engage with porn she's an absolute smoke show she's she's gorgeous and She is truly gorgeous. Until this film, she's actually done surprisingly little boning. She usually is enabling others to bone and sort of pulling strings from the side. And then entering the body of someone else. Yeah, exactly. Her character bones, but it's someone else's body. And I think that's part of the reason why, you know, while she is ostensibly the lead in the series, it's sort of like falling in love with

steve buscemi and grown-ups too or like any of these secondary coffee guy and sex in the city to any of these secondary characters because it's like you're you're not spending so much time with them that you get sick of them and she's also i mean yeah like i said done a remarkably little boning they sort of amend that in this film and to its own detriment i think yeah but like while she's trying to she just displays quite an enjoyable sense of humor while she's trying to solve her amnesia and sigmund fuck is to his credit making some progress by like asking her to to like really actually explore memories instead of shutting them off because it's too challenging for her he introduces the ink blot test which is a more the rorschach the rorschach test and starts showing them to emmanuel and she immediately turns this around on in a classic move she turns it around on him

in the blink of an eye and this world's world-leading psychoanalyst for woman for woman completely falls for it and so she says i want you do this, and holds up one of the pictures to her. And he says, I see. How does he talk? He's got like a German Werner Herzog kind of. What do you think Sigmund Freud sounds like? A woman with red hair. There we go.

He goes, yeah. What do you see? A woman with red hair. And she goes, okay, what about this one? And he shows him the other one. It's another woman with red hair. And he goes, what about this one and she goes there's another woman with red hair and he goes she goes what about this another woman with red hair and sweat and saliva dripping from her beautiful mouth it's almost a cat from sesame i see one beautiful woman two beautiful woman

and he starts sending himself into this fucking frenzy it's like we see the flash of what he's actually seeing and they're all of these memories that are emmanuels or like or alternate between that and just these nude people having sex inside of the um cyclorama so he said it is that's what the background thing is called it's just no we're in the office at that point no but when he flashes back you know he keeps when he sees the red woman she's in a cyclorama and she's got her back to him and then she turns and faces the camera by the way folks if you're not familiar with the cyclorama but you have seen the matrix it's like where all the stuff comes from the construct oh man i haven't seen that movie in in well you kind of saw a version of it when we

watched one of the Emmanuel films. That's true. But they didn't use the same terminology. The AI heavy films. What the fuck is that area called where they load all the guns and stuff? This is the... Oh, that's going to kill me.

I had The Matrix. This is like the very specific time period it came out in on both VHS and DVD. Not a lot of movies. That's pretty cool. Did you ever have one of those? The Animatrix is the reason why we bought a DVD player in my family. Did you ever have one of those consoles that had both VHS and DVD in it?

Nah, man. And you put both in at the same time? What would that do? I don't know. It would double them. Then you're watching The Matrix 2. Yeah. Play the sequel A little crossover technology

Bit of fun This antibiotic I didn't know it the first time I swallowed it Oh is it trapped in your throat? Not quite It's making its way down slowly Yeah I get that a lot I used to get it a lot as a child

Eating McDonald's french fries Really? For. Yeah, I get that a lot. I used to get it a lot as a child eating McDonald's French fries. Really? For some weird reason, yeah. I'd always kind of choke on them a bit. You'd get too excited and you'd just wolf them down. I guess so. And there's something about the specific consistency of that where in my mouth I would go, this is soft enough to swallow, so it would get past the initial test.

But they're still like wide and they get caught and they've got pointy ends. Well, I would crush out the ends and stuff, but I hadn't chewed it just enough to actually slide on down the esophagus so they get caught in there. Getting pretty detailed. Sorry. So yeah, there's flashbacks.

She solves her amnesia. We return to Sylvia Christel and Lazenby on the plane. Everyone has very patiently listened to these two talk about fucking for hours on end they're nearly landing in bangkok and all of a sudden lazenby oh yeah confesses his love for emmanuel well he does after she gives him the potion so she's like hey listen you've listened to my stories for 700 hours on this plane ride. I know that you don't fully believe them. So here's the magic potion that makes me young or transform into other women's bodies.

Give it a hoon. And he says, okay. So he grabs it, the little vial. He goes to the bathroom and he emerges back as a strapping young 36-year-old for some reason and uh starts saying sweet nothings to emmanuel and confessing his unbridled and undying love and then um she does she transform on the plane no she she does does she she sort of transforms on the plane she also transforms on the plane and then they're like let's pretend all of the stories we've been telling each other were us.

It was always us. It's us. Which has got a nice, you know, time traveler's wife. I just think, I'm just thinking of the other passengers in first class. I've never read that book, by the way. I want to put that out there. I've made huge assumptions about what that book is. And if you want to tweet at me, I invite you to.

And they just get down to fucking in first class. They fuck on the plane, everyone, in first class. And this is a cool older version of first class where there used to be eight people in there, but like a dining table. There's not a dining table. I'm being... I'm using hyperbole.

But it's that big, spacious, old school, like everyone's got a cigarette and everybody's got their feet up. It looks so luxurious and just a massive waste of space on a plane. But surely first class must be better now. No. How could it become worse?

Because they wanted to pack more people in, so it's tighter. You can see first class when you walk onto an international flight because they, for some reason, get a sick thrill out of parading the cattle in front of them so they load them on the plane first at the front and then all us poor people have to grab our six backpacks we've managed to sneak past security i would have spoken about this i remember we were flying back from america or flying we're flying back from america together we did something and i remember

um walking through first or business class with you on an Air New Zealand flight and saying oh it doesn't even look that good it's tiny I remember that and a guy looked up from his newspaper and gave you the stinkiest look but yeah but that's what I'm talking about it is tiny now because they did the math it's all constructed so you can lie down they have done the math you can still lie down a bit yeah but um fuck i would love it i'd love it just once have you ever done it i've flown premium economy that is the shit hey well yeah on air new zealand they know what is up they're all better i've done premium economy i think once ever i think it might have been to la and fuck me it was nice a bit of a game changer it's so different from economy i know it does make going back hard

it's like what you have access to this and you're treating us like this even though to be honest economy on air new zealand is still class hell yeah god i love our national carrier yeah i know but no more flying for anyone which is okay that's right oh yeah what no fuck what i want to say i had something oh okay here's what i want to get into my friend guy they briefly you want to get into me tantalizingly like held out a bit in front of me which i thought they were going to get into of the japanese guy who's on the plane they do inside of all the flashbacks reveal that he was there he's yeah as a as a shadowy figure he's not overseeing he's not just there when emmanuel is initially given the potion he's there watching on as he is in first class he's there watching on at all of her sexual breaks or

moments he's like omnipotent omnipresent both work both are saying the same thing uh and they don't really explain it other than like if you're paying attention consecutively enough you see that he pops up everywhere, and then they also reveal because they do some more flashbacks to the temple in Bangkok where Emmanuel first gets the potion and gets the speech from the high monk saying that you will now represent, you will be everyone. This high monk, by the way.

Yeah. He's a piece of work. After he comes, she comes back when she's older with the potion, and he articulates to her what's happened. And he says, You chose to follow your heart and your body, but not your mind.

You are the incarnation of woman. So, you know, while they've got, obviously, This predates Home Alone 3, but this is right up there alongside some of the foremost feminist texts in cinema. Isn't it wild that this doesn't predate Home Alone 3 by that much? It predates Toy Story by two years, brother. Okay. Toy Story was 94, wasn't it?

95. Oh, okay. Can I tell you some of the other cinema releases that came out the same time as these seven Manuel films? Yeah, if you'd like to. If you'd like to, you can do that. Jurassic Park. Wow.

Mrs. Doubtfire. Yep. Groundhog Day. Dazed and Confused. I do not put Groundhog Day and Mrs. Doubtfire in the same year in my head. Wayne's World 2. Shit.

Sleepless in Seattle. Never seen it. The Fugitive. Harrison Ford one. Yeah. I mean, this is crazy that all of these things are happening at once. Yeah, it used to be the case that they'd bring out a whole bunch of movies every year, guy. Philadelphia. They do it every year. action hero free willy 2 i mean what a great year for

cinema yeah put that i feel like we're diverging too much now beethoven's second all right a sequel to the popular beethoven film where saint bernard is called beethoven that's the premise, eh? There's a dog and it's called Beethoven. Okay. Works for me. I mean, Earbud, that's a movie about a dog. You know what's going on, because the dog's got to play basketball, and the actual main character is the lack of a rule stopping him to do it. I've not seen any of the Earbud films.

In the same way that Legally Blonde is a great pretense for people who want to get into law, like pretext, I guess, a movie, people who want to get into law later on in life, I think people who want to find loopholes, maybe like currency traders, should all watch Air Bud. People who want to get into dog ownership,

basketball, or currency trading yeah have to watch air bud exactly it's all about arbitrage opportunities and people who want to get into porn have to watch their mother's birth video oh what i don't know man alive curveball curveball from monty can't of fella have some fun you sure can no no no hold on no just fucking no fuck up for a second man i'm still want to talk about the god figure so this japanese guy who's on the plane and he's like he's there at the temple and then he's there during all of these memories and i've noticed a couple times in the um previous made for tv movies there's like a shot that would just linger on him and you're like oh what the fuck are they trying to tell us about this

this guy like what's his deal I reckon it's God and I'm so gay I think there's a cut of this movie probably where they get more into it and whoever edited this was like dude there's so much going on already do we need like a God figure here I think that's what

this movie needed. More exposition. I would have loved it personally. I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff, man. I would love for there to be this shadowy figure that is revealed and he's like kind of popped up in the background of lots of these movies and he's revealed to be the ultimate puppet master. He's revealed to be a part of the, he's sort of part of the,

I don't know what you call a collective of monks a monastery yeah it doesn't really seem like a monastery but he seems to be part of the monastery where emmanuel has bestowed the potion and then so it's almost as though he's just he's not policing but he's just like inspecting her application of this potion at every turn. Also, I think it's worth mentioning that when she gets given the potion, that was the slyest shit I've ever seen. My dog just came in, and then when I got up to close the door, it had just opened and stole my seat.

Yeah, it was pretty good. Your dog is a little cheek, man. Yeah, he is. It's a motherfucker. It's worth mentioning that young Emmanuel and the monk fuck in the temple because he uses the potion on himself. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course he wants to get out. Rufus has many of the physical attributes of a dog, but some of the mental characteristics of a cat.

He's a great mascot yeah i i totally agree he's a great mascot for little empire podcast because he's the only through line and all the podcast in the studio shows yeah he loves to come inside and then as soon as he's inside he's got a real rum tum tug of life he does indeed um so they fuck in the temple which i don't know if that's kosh, but they're both young and hot, so fair play to them, I guess. Yeah, all power to them. Speaking of...

The young Emmanuel, I've told you about this. She's a Venezuelan model. I want to know what else she did. I want to know if you got a boner! No, I didn't. Very well. Did you? No.

In fact, this would be... The furthest? No, I didn't. Very well. Did you? No. In fact, this would be... The furthest? If it's possible. Yeah. Literally, they didn't give you the... Do you know what infuriates me about this skin flick? They didn't even give me the opportunity to achieve and maintain an erection. Yeah, you're right about that.

At the best of times during this franchise, they're pretty scatty. But in this one, it was like, can we stay in anything for a fucking half a day? flashback through all of the sex scenes in this film,

which is, I think you're right, they were tight on budget, but it included the horrific band orgy with all the food play and the disgusting

banana scene. No, it was the fucking strawberry dessert that she brings it was the fucking strawberry dessert that she brings out. That glossy strawberry dessert. What is that? It's got like a gelatin membrane

on the top of it. It looks like it's from a 1980s microwave cookbook. That is exactly what it looks like. But that's fine by my books. The banana really kills me. Yeah, it's because the banana's being eaten right next to an

ass and like i said nothing wrong with the banana nothing wrong with eating ass but for some reason when you merge the two together it's like it becomes a very grisly affair banana stains does it yeah banana stains it's just like it's a nasty texture it's fine in a smoothie i'll have them when i need them but i do not want you eat a lot of banana. This surprises me. I would have thought you were exceptionally pro-banana. I'm pro-banana. On the street, in the kitchen. Not in the sheets. Have as many bananas as you want, but do not bring a banana near my or anyone's genitalia.

I don't want bananas in the bedroom. Pro-banana on the streets, anti-banana between the sheets. And that is my campaign for the mayoralty of Auckland. All right, anything else we need to cover off? No bonus. I hated this one, man. I hate this movie. Yeah.

Do I? Is that true? Yeah, it is. I think they missed the trick not getting into the Japanese god figure. I think it would have been a cool angle. Yeah, look, it was not a good film. It was the last in a series of been a cool angle yeah look it was not a good film it was the last in a series it was not a good i'm very excited to for the americans to get their hands on this franchise i'm not and to americanize i think we've put too much stock in it

it's still going to be tough watching but like i'm tired i mean last episode i feel like i was saying i quite like the plane construct i like that they've created a through line like a a loose scaffolding some of the lighting in this one was good that reminded me of a coke ad from yesterday you said that uh soft lighting so i enjoyed that on the pipe on the podcast though yeah i liked it i liked the device until this movie and then i was like i was tired of it i want to see them in space i want to see americans hamming it up and i want to see a boner oh yuck i don't like how you delivered that yeah i was swallowing my um antibiotic okay still i i want to see a boner and i want to see um what is that what is it i want to see oh no i was just going to say um i just want to see a better understanding of angles and physics

when it comes to the sex scenes. I'm tired of seeing someone slam a woman's pelvic region into their belly button and everyone pretending like there's a penis and a vagina. I don't think you're in for any kind of a corrective time. I think it's going to just stay the same. The idea of filming those scenes is very challenging to me. Can you imagine pretending to have sex while you slam someone's pelvis into your torso? I think it's going to just stay the same. The idea of filming those scenes is very challenging to me.

Can you imagine pretending to have sex while you slam someone's pelvis into your torso and your flaccid penis just hangs loose between your legs? It'd be difficult. There's nothing erotic about it. No, there really isn't. It's quite a physical performance akin to if you were doing some sort of low-grade gymnastics, but then you have to fake that you're having an orgasmic amount of pleasure while doing it for the cam. I don't feel like we've seen anyone orgasm. Not in real life, but not in the film either.

I feel like everyone's just working themselves up and just never release. I don't think that's true. I think people orgasm. Well, yeah, there's not a lot of focus on it, though, is there? No, well, it's not that. Oh, Rufus, what are you doing? He's too fat. He's trying to jump up on the arm of the chair. He's going to go for a third go.

You can do it. I believe in you, Rufus. Do it. Give it a go. Come on, fatty. Do it. Yeah, boy. Oh, he went for the easy option anyway don't worry about him

he's all good isn't it funny that wet dog smells like a wet blazer wet blazer like a yeah i used to have to wear woolen blazers to school oh that makes sense and if it rained yeah it would stink like dog because this is like the same. Rufus is here because he's half mini schnauzer. It's like hypo-allergenic. Is that the word? Hypo-allergenic. Do you know what I was thinking when I went for a run this morning?

And he doesn't shed. What? Because I was wondering if I was going to get a topical steroid for my stye. i i didn't because it's too serious and uh i was thinking how i wished i was into um comedy when the barry bonds and baseball steroid scandal was going down or when lance armstrong was getting done for his uh for doping in the tour de france yeah because say uh you want to talk about a topical steroid how about h HGHG whiz? How about all these sports cheats? Oh, my God. That's all from us. Is it?

Yeah, man. Is that the episode? What, you've got to end on a banger? Yeah, sorry. As you were. you