The Worst Idea Of All Time - 40: The Musical
Episode Date: May 9, 2019Guy is in his girlfriend's childhood bedroom in the nation's capital, recovering from hosting a comedy show for new comics that did not go well. Tim's in the sunken place with the film but it's not en...tirely bad. However the meat of this episode, is Timbo and Guyguy plotting Sex and The City: The Musical. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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we just have a good rhythm together you know he sort of feels me out i feel him out and uh
we go for it hello and welcome to uh big big honkin episode 40 a huge a huge number
huge achievement i uh i should be in bed right now i don't want to be here
hey do you know i've set up a little um portable audio recording studio in the bed i'm staying in
i'm in uh our nation's capital wellington new zealand i'm staying at my girlfriend's mom's house
in my girlfriend's childhood room.
I don't know.
Is that weird?
Nah.
Is it lovely?
I don't know.
It's impossible to tell.
It's all good.
It's lovely.
It's sort of been semi-converted into a spare room, but there are still a few, you know, little trinkets and pieces of memorabilia strewn throughout the place.
Have you learned any horrifying secrets about your girlfriend?
Not.
Do you want to?
No.
I mean, if the secrets are described as horrifying,
oh, that's a good question.
Because otherwise they'll just remain unknown.
No. I've got two words for you
third nipple oh that's okay where you would expect uh even so it's a new brain guy oh no is she sick yeah dude yeah absolutely that's not where nipples need to be that's where
brains are supposed to be so this is uh it's bad and um i feel like i was pretty pretty callous in
the way that i told you but i also feel like you just needed to know how do you have that information
um you know you hear things did you find out from your partner no did you find out
from your partner who's a doctor no no no is your partner breach patient doctor confidentiality
absolutely not i i just you have you just dropped yourself in the soup here tim i like what you this
jujitsu and this bit that you're performing it's a good throw Zoe is so staunchly
for the rules that she wouldn't even see
your girlfriend she'd be like get out of my fucking
office
with your weird freaky internal
third nipple
so you admit she did see Zoe
no I'm saying
she wouldn't because that's what would happen
if she'd
I watched the movie last night
all in one bite uh till when do we knock off sort of 2 a.m um right now it is a crispy eight minutes
after eight we're in the same time zone which is fun had a little hedgehog come and visit us
because we leave the door open so rufus can um go pee outside, who is a dog.
Didn't think about it enough because, obviously,
hedgehogs love dog food.
So I came in and they greeted me last night,
so I was getting ready to have some sleep.
And I feel tired, man.
I feel pretty sleepy. Yeah, I'll bet.
When you say us, is that you and Zoe or you and Rufus
or you, Zoe, and Rufus?
Sorry, what do you mean us and
what with the door you're saying we
and us there's a
collective
yeah I don't know what I was talking about though
if it was the door then I guess
it's one of those tricky things
it's not we all open the door
rather that no one shut the door you know
it's freaky it's more like
we wrapped up at 2 a.m.
Oh, sorry.
We is the royal we.
That's just Timbo solo.
Oh, nice.
Well, I got to Wellington yesterday,
and last night I hosted a show called Raw Meat Monday.
Oh, man.
Was it awesome?
It's raw comedians doing six minutes of material uh purportedly with a professional host and i'm
gonna tell you tim i don't know if it was me or the audience but i could not have stunk up the place anymore. Wowee. It was hilarious.
Isn't that so good?
This is what I love about stand-up comedy,
is that you just, like, I watched you.
I watched you on stage perform to, I think it was about,
was it like 2,000 people?
Yeah.
A sold-out festival gala show that was televised and you absolutely fucking kicked it
out of the park and then let's put you on a plane and put you on a room to just look after the
fucking newbie comedy night and the audience is like fuck you bro we hate it we absolutely hate it
absolutely they were so deathly silent.
I was meant to do eight to ten minutes at the start.
I did 15 minutes when I was just trying to elicit anything out of them
because it wasn't even, you know, like a visceral, tangible sort of disdain for me.
It was just this like neutrally agreed upon indifference.
Like 45 people who I asked them i said are you here to
watch comedians or are you here to experience various different iterations of white noise
in six minute increments because i do not know what you want out of me
and then all the comedians would come out and just perform to abject silence fucking hell it was one of the most relaxed energies i've felt backstage
because i had immediately reduced the gig to something of no consequence there was no way
to gauge how you were performing everyone sort of started relaxing into the second half
and the start of the second half i was talking to some people in the front row i said how was
your break i said it was okay i said did in the front row. I said, how was your break? They said, it was okay.
I said, did you have any conversations?
And they said, yeah.
And I said, did people respond to the things you were saying?
And they said, yeah.
And I said, that must be nice.
What did you talk about?
And they said, mostly the show.
And I said, oh, yeah.
Well, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you think?
And one of them said, I'm writing a review.
Oh, guy.
I'm writing a review on the Raw comedy show on a Monday night.
It's not a heat.
It's not a final or anything.
It's just a random show in the middle of a proper comedy festival.
I probably laughed harder than anyone in the entire room when I found that out.
Okay, I'm going to make some enemies here, dude,
but I need you to see if you're on my side or not.
This is a fucking Wellington thing.
This is like, there's something a little bit Wellington
about the story you just told.
That every second bearded individual has a fucking blog
where they concurrently review micro breweries
and craft beers from Australia and comedy nights where reviewers are really not
encouraged to be it because people are trying stand up for the first time in their damn lives
yeah i i mean i don't want to agree with you because i've always quite enjoyed coming to
wellington i think wellington has been kind to me but yeah i'm fucking surly just because i'm tired
but i don't know i don't think you get that kind of behavior in auckland no i think there's some truth to that like i've not experienced that sort
of it was it was mind-boggling and like you know i i didn't do my best job but i did a job that was
i did i did my job yeah you turned out to work i did yeah i turned up and i tried and
i was just unbelievable anyway so after that experience
when the show finally
wrapped up I handed the running
order to the reviewer so that the review
will be if nothing else
an accurate account of people
who were on the bill
and I toddled
I toddled home
I climbed into bed
and I watched Sex and the City for the 40th time.
Fuck me.
And it wasn't good.
I spoke with Chelsea this morning.
It was the aforementioned girlfriend.
And she said to me, how do you feel when you watch Sex and the City?
And I hadn't really thought about that question before, but the answer is like an idiot.
Like a prize fucking idiot.
You feel small?
You feel stupid?
I don't feel small.
I do feel stupid.
How do you feel um do you know there is undeniably for me a small element of comfort
there is just a small bit of that familiarity
it's uh it's not wholly bad you know there is some other um component to it you're in the sunken place i'm in the sunken
place i'm drawing on those memories of when you're a child and you you get the same movie out from
blockbuster rip um week after week and you just keep watching it it it's sort of, there's a bit of that going on.
Yeah.
Because in this crazy mixed up world, man, there's something to be said for just the regularity
and total predictability of watching a movie 40 times in 20 weeks.
You've been here before.
This is, you've articulated this before as treating it almost like church
yes this this uh the feeling i had for number 40 was less spiritual and more
a sense of it's a sense of safety is what it is putting my finger right on it just because there's there's not going to be
any surprises i know exactly what's coming down the pipe every second and i you know i'm singing
the songs along with them i'm sort of getting pretty good at quoting um you know say about
50 or slightly more of the movie now and when i'm by myself i like to try and
do the karaoke along with the
film hey that's great man that's not for nothing it's important work you're doing if we are going
to talk about music um so oh are we i like that that's a good way to have a conversation
don't ask someone about something but give give them an imperative on what the next topic is
yeah guys um really really great to see you.
Can you take a seat there?
I'm going to make you a coffee,
and you and I are going to talk about the music in Sex and the City.
No, no.
I'll be like, yeah, cool, man.
No, that's not what happened.
If I came in to your house and I said,
I was reflecting on an experience,
and I said, yeah, I thought the music was okay,
but ultimately the story didn't really do what I wanted it to.
You could then say, okay, but let's talk about the,
you could pick it out.
It was offered on the tasting platter of conversation.
It's different from me pinning you on a seat
and saying, let's talk about music.
Yeah, I didn't mean to be a negative thing either.
I think also because I'm so tired, like it'd just be lovely for someone to just take the
wheel.
Jesus, take the wheel.
Have you had any fruit or caffeine this morning?
I've got a coffee that I'm sipping on at the moment while I talk to you.
There's no time.
I stayed in bed till the absolute last moment and actually a little bit beyond
because I would have nailed the timing.
I was slightly late because my dog got in the way.
Understood.
Are you there?
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, I'm here by the skin of my teeth though.
You sound like you're being attacked by a robot sometimes
when you talk.
Oh, sorry. It's the internet. i don't know what to do about that so talk to me about the music my man what's what's going on uh when when carrie watches meet me in saint louis the
generous and i think like you know that there's a disparity in a representation even though she
is gift she's giving two gifts to herself,
one to her better self and one to her true self, when she exchanges gifts with St. Louis.
Maybe St. Louis is a thoughtful gift, you know?
Yeah.
Self-care via presenting your imaginary friend.
Exactly.
But it's, you know, she's spoken about a cultural touchstone and carrie i guess is in some way expressed it might have been faux but you know some sort of uh regret or you know
she's just i actually haven't seen that and you know presumably yeah louise said oh well you really
should it's great guy i i hate to interrupt you and i do it far too often, but can you just recap for people who may have forgotten
just what's going on with a bit more specificity?
So just recap us on St. Louis for those tuning in who may have forgotten.
You mean their relationship or just who she is?
Who she is.
Let's just bring everyone back up to speed.
Okay.
Well, Carrie, when she gets back from mexico
she has a full-on mental breakdown and hires a personal assistant but she doesn't actually hire
another person she hires uh an alternative personality she creates within herself who
is portrayed in the movie by jennifer hudson and uh jennifer hudson sort of writes the ship
she does quite a lot of emotional heavy lifting on behalf of carrie and by the sort of rights the ship. She does quite a lot of emotional heavy lifting
on behalf of Carrie
and by the end of the movie,
you know, the two facets of her personality are realigned
and she becomes one singular Carrie again.
But she is represented by the actor Jennifer Hudson
for a solid 45 minutes
and is treated as an entirely unique character
from Carrie Bradshaw,
even though they are one singularity.
Anyway, so yeah, really thoughtful gift.
And Carrie just goes and buys her the first and ugliest Louis Vuitton bag she sees
because money does not exist to her and she is insane.
Oh, I had it around the other way i thought you meant the um dvd of meet
me in saint louis was the not thoughtful gift he's saying that is the thoughtful one
yeah i think that is thoughtful but louise has been like pining after these hideous handbags and
spending money renting them such as her want to just you know to to grapple
with one of these alligators of the shoulder i just i just carry finally fulfilling her wish
i get the feeling that louise uh thought about this gift for two weeks before she bought it for
carrie but because of carrie's financially advantageous position she didn't have to think
about it at all she literally like on the way back to the house one day,
stopped into a Louis Vuitton store and bought it with just loose cash,
just the first bag.
I said, are you sure you want that one?
Cash, cushion, money.
Yeah, whoever worked at Louis Vuitton said,
are you sure you want that one?
It's really fucking ugly.
And she goes, you know, I don't give a shit.
She said it like that.
I don't care. The dark side of it like that. I don't care.
The dark side of Carrie that's not really represented on screen.
Anyway, all of this is a roundabout way of getting to the actual
when Carrie sits down with a cup of noodles on New Year's,
even watches Meet Me in St. Louis and disrespects the movie entirely.
Something I can't identify with.
I respect all movies I watch.
I was just listening to these big orchestral swells
and I was kind of a
bit exhausted and in quite a spacey mindset but i was like it isn't there's so much to be impressed
by with music this movie is presumably from like the 50s maybe around that era maybe earlier even
because it's just it's in black and white isn't it think of how many instruments they figured it
yeah i mean but the the number of
instruments that they figured out how to use not even in that century but from earlier and just
that it's represented by little little blotches on a on a sheet you know and then when everyone
gets together this incredible thing happens and i was listening to this music and this song, and I was like, even if you don't like the story, like, stick around for the music, Carrie.
But she doesn't care.
She just turns it off.
That's so great, man.
I'm like, I'm so happy for the fact that you can still, like, tap into this sort of stuff in a positive way that's a really it's like a superpower almost
to get to watch 40 and still appreciate something in the film even if the thing you're appreciating
is actually a different film which is within this film very briefly but that's still like you know
there's there's um you're holding on to your positivity,
and that is a very commendable thing.
Yeah, if they're going to leave these little crumbs,
these little tasty morsels, I'm going to gobble them up.
Good on you. They're there for you.
Music is a wonderful thing, Guy.
It's quite magical, really, isn't it, the effect that it has on people i know that music's uh this is
almost a redundant thing because i think for like 95 of the population uh music is very important
for them and so to say music is very important to me in my daily life seems stupid but there is
one in 20 people out there for whom music is not important and And those people fucking terrify me, to be honest.
I've met them.
I know that they exist in the world.
And it's scary.
Because you probably have spent enough time with me, guy. This slightly infuriates my wife, I think.
I think.
But at least she knows this about me.
I will have to chuck some music or the radio on at all times.
Like if I'm in the living room, if I'm in the kitchen,
I can't go more than a few minutes
without there being some banging tunes on.
I need to be just awash with music at all times.
I am somewhat similar.
I put on music to help me wake up.
It's a mood enhancer.
You can help control your mental state if you apply music correctly.
We're on the same page here.
Absolutely.
Hey, here's a question.
Sex and the City, has that ever been adapted for Broadway?
Not that I know of.
Wouldn't that be screaming out for a musical yeah absolutely on the one hand i
think i mean no there's no need you know why not create an original production but broadway
is as interested in rebooting popular materials as it is in creating original stuff so
it's all right i'm to make a proposal to you.
You have to leave in like about 15 minutes or so.
Should we try and create this musical with the time we have left?
Let's try and map this out.
Okay, so it's going to be an original story?
Yes.
We're not going to have...
I reckon sort of a bit of an amalgamation,
like it's going to be a broad sweeping arc using the characters,
so there's little moments from the TV show,
you know, little references.
But not entire,
I feel like not entire storylines,
but knowing nods, lines and outfits,
moments, iconic moments
where the performers can sort of break the fourth
wall and just very gently wink at the audience in a way that if you weren't looking at that
actor when they were doing that wink you wouldn't know it happened but those who are looking think
they see us they hear us yeah yeah i mean in musicals you talk to the the audience a bit through song so i think um this is cool first things first we're recasting
aren't we we're not going to get the original four actors to play these roles oh boy this would
be fun yeah absolutely you're right uh okay so playing carrie bradshaw matthew broderick
oh my god okay this is immediately taking a very different direction
From what I imagined
No no no I can't stand by it
I'm sorry Tim casting choices are final
Matthew Broderick's playing Carrie
That's not to say we can't win it back with the casting
Of the other three characters
Alright well guess what Samantha Jones will be portrayed
By someone who is actually in the film
Sex and the City the movie
Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Oh, wow.
You know, I kind of noticed that you're casting...
I'm blind casting, Guy.
The term is blind casting.
Oh, I see.
You don't see gender.
Exactly.
And the role...
You feel free to... Can I cast someone?
Please.
Is that okay if I have a turn?
I would like to cast Zendaya as Charlotte.
Oh, wait.
Who is she?
Zendaya.
She's a young actor and musician or singer, sorry.
I first became aware of her in the wake of a Twitter video
where she was cast in some sort of animated film
and she was playing a character called Michi.
Yes, this is who I thought it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my sole reference point for her.
So I know she can sing and dance, but saw her um her acting chops were on full display in spider-man homecoming
she plays mj in that spider-man reboot oh her yeah fantastic there's going to be a huge discrepancy
in the age of some of these characters you know you look at matthew broderick lynn manuel miranda and zendaya rolling around as a three and you think jesus christ it's called blind casting folks we see one thing and that thing
is talent and we don't see anything else we don't see gender we don't see age and so this would
leave the role of miranda to be played by none other than aspiring politician Cynthia Nixon.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Do we know if she can... No.
Oh, okay.
Casting is final.
That's good.
Do we know if she can sing?
I read a Teen Vogue article about her when she was a teen,
so when she was 17.
And she was performing on Broadway then.
I don't know if they were in, you know,
dramas or musicals, but...
Good enough for me.
That'll do.
Yeah.
I just think she would bring a...
Like, for the diehards
who are upset by the other casting decisions,
she would bring a certain, you know,
prestige element to the production.
Oh, you think Matthew Broderick isn't prestige? I don't the production oh you think matthew broderick isn't prestige
i don't i am not on broadway i think he's very prestige but i think in a broadway production
of sex in the city him portraying k bradshaw might not be regarded as prestige
it's so good because um sarah jessica parker auditioned for the role oh my god
she just doesn't have the experience she doesn't have the experience so here's the story um we
open up it's it's morning and it's spring in new york city uh we're in carrie bradshaw's apartment carrie bradshaw is very um young so we've got
matthew broderick in a wig and how young um 24 okay and can i is it too early to ask how many
years is this musical going to span like two decades and a and a classic three-act structure what will happen is the first act will
be um sort of you know the origin story of the gals within their context hey of like their
friendship it'll be there coming together that's exciting and of being at New York City. I can't wait to see that.
We're going to be using, from memory,
we're going to be using the Carrie Bradshaw Diaries canon of pre-Sex and the City Carrie backstory,
which means I think she's from, fuck, we went through this recently,
she's from another part of America.
I don't think she's from New York City,
and she travels to New York City to fulfill her dreams of being like a fashion journalist.
She's looking for labels and love.
She's looking for labels.
She's looking for love.
That's her first musical number.
Yes.
She's looking for labels.
She's looking for love.
Also, I'd just quickly like to say due to some budgeting
mistakes and constraints we cannot afford a set and so to replace that we've blown out the back
wall of the prestigious gramercy theater and sort of like on those morning breakfast shows you see
we look directly into time square new york city is the fifth character in this broadway
production and that you can literally see the street behind them.
Also, you can hear the street noise.
People can wander in off the street onto the stage.
It is as New York as you're going to get.
NYC has its bare ass showing in this production,
and it's a beautiful thing.
Absolutely.
So our introductory number is carrie
bradshaw in her tiny little shoebox apartment um looking for labels looking for love struggling
with money struggling with cum fuck i don't know i didn't really stick the landing on that
i think we'll just stick with looking for labels looking looking for love. Maybe in the liner notes you can put in the epilogue for the song title.
Sure.
That sounds good.
What is Samantha's journey?
She's working at Hebe Jebe's at this point?
That's right.
Would that be too late for that?
Absolutely not.
She's at Hebe Jebe's.
Okay.
So this is so fun.
This will be so fun.
So we've got Carrie Bradshaw's number to open and then Samantha's song.
And she is in the bar.
Can I make a suggestion?
Please.
So at the end of Looking for Labels, Looking for Love, Carrie Bradshaw stumbles into Hebe Jebe's.
And she's downcast.
She's downtrodden.
She's not found any labels or love and she sits at the bar and she looks up and she says bartender one manhattan please and who
should be standing on the other side of the bar but tony award-winning performer lin-manuel miranda
finally back on the broadway stage to play the role he was born to play, Samantha Jones.
Yes, absolutely.
So then Samantha has a big number about living a carefree life.
What's it called?
um what's it called you really you put me on the hop here looking for labels looking for love it's carrie bradshaw
and then um fucking around is samantha jones big song it's called fucking around and it's a it's
it's a double entendre you see
Guy because it's both referencing
the carefree way in which Samantha
goes about her life but also
the fact that she is sleeping with
a lot of people
I like that, I like that it's raunchy, I like that
it's bolshie, I like that it lets the audience know
that what they're watching is not some
you know
PG diluted, watered down version of the beloved Sex and the City franchise,
but this is a show for adults.
This is a show that's going to be touching on the same themes
in an exciting new way with a pretty exciting new cast.
I mean, to see Lin-Manuel Miranda cheering up Matthew Broderick,
both in heavy drag.
This is just good fun.
This is good Broadway fun.
This is what Broadway was built for, baby.
So do we think that all the characters should meet in this bar?
It's a bit neat for me.
I've got it.
So fucking around.
The big song and dance number finishes.
By the end of this, Carrie and Samantha have formed a union
that one would imagine would only last for the night.
You know, one of those drunken friend trips that you strike up
and are over as quickly as they began.
A friend trip.
I love it.
They stumble out of the bar into the New York City morning.
They are on the Upper East Side, we'll say.
Well, no, they're sort of midtown, actually.
And they stumble out of the bar, the harsh morning light.
You know, they're bleary-eyed,
and they accidentally stumble into a very important and busy businesswoman
walking down the street, carrying a manila folder full of information.
Who should it be but the one and only cynthia nixon reprising her popular
role as miranda brilliant so you know what we're what we're creating here is a streamlined
circumstance in which we're going to actually see the friendships taking place
uh you know almost immediately we're still in the first act here. Yeah, yeah.
But this is getting the scaffolding up for the rest of the show.
And Miranda's song is called Gotta Get Going, Gotta Get Moving.
And so she becomes cross at them.
She says, you know, life is serious.
How could you take your life for granted like this?
And then they're sort of counterbalanced. Samantha comes hard at her on the other side and says, how can you take your life for granted like this and then yeah they're sort of counter
balance samantha comes hard at her on the other side and says how can you take life so seriously
life's a romp life's a laugh and carrie sort of as we will soon find out you know her role
maintains throughout the series and the and the broadway production she's this middle ground where
she's torn between two worlds two lives one in which she wants to pursue her journalism career
with the same sort
of ambition that made her move to new york city in the first place and the other which wants to
have this devil may care attitude because samantha looks like a lot of fun she looks like she's
enjoying her life so it's like this miranda opens the song but it becomes this tit for tat between
her and samantha and then carrie sort of breaks out while the other two freeze in the middle of the song,
and we hear her in a monologue
as she's struggling with who she wants to be
as she's finding her feet in New York City.
Okay, let me grab the rain now.
So that is our first introduction to Miranda,
but it's somewhat fleeting,
so it sets her up as a presence in this world,
but they don't strike up the friendship just yet.
It would be too easy so samantha goes home we follow carrie bradshaw back to bed she puts her head down in her bed for like one second and in absolute brilliant comic timing matthew
broderick pops right back up at the sound of her phone ringing um and what do you know Carrie's late for a date with some
random guy where she was supposed
to meet at the local art
gallery. She quickly
chucks on a dress
puts her face on
redoes her slash
Matthew Broderick's hair and then
we hop, skip and a jump
and suddenly we're in the art gallery
How's the date?
It's awful.
This man is terrible.
And who is portraying this person?
It's Rainn Wilson, who people might remember from The Office, The American Office or Kick-Ass.
I really hope I'm thinking of the right person.
Anyway, he's deplorable and who kind of helps her out of this sticky situation but a very intrigued fellow art gallery goer by the name of charlotte york
i like this and so charlotte sees a woman in trouble and sort of intervenes and pretends that
she's carrie's long lost friend and they haven't seen each
other in ages and kind of pulls her away out of the date and it's very important for those of
you playing along at home to remember that Charlotte York is not in fact being played
by Kristen Davis but being portrayed by the 22 year old Zendaya so very wise beyond her years
absolutely well she's playing up I mean she's actually of
all of the pieces of casting so far this is probably Zendaya's moment to shine because
I mean Charlotte York's 25 at this point in the story but 32 to 25 isn't a huge stretch I think
you know she's playing against a perhaps 60 year old Matthew Broderick though so that's um
slightly tricky but you know that's her burden to bear. Yeah and
not playing against you know the terrifying
dynamic of
you know he's 16 she's 22
and that they're alone in an art gallery
but they're playing as
friends as
women of the same age.
A woman shepherding
another woman. Yeah
away from danger.
Yeah.
Well, hey, look, that's why it's called acting, folks.
You know, you got to get some suspended disbelief.
Her opening number, it's called Art Above Men.
And it's all about elevating art and the things you love over pursuing romance,
which is obviously a position that eventually as the story wears on uh charlotte
will sort of not necessarily grow out of but um you know like it doesn't take long for charlotte
to also confess that she what she's looking for is true love true romance this sounds right to me
in this particular song as a means of comforting car and sort of, you know, almost she's persuading herself
as much as she's persuading Carrie.
It's like, you know, you're going to meet a lot of crusty men
out in the world, so you might as well enjoy some art along the way.
Nice.
That's really great.
It's a showstopper.
Yeah, it's a cool song.
I feel like it's a bit of a jazzy song
that's like a bit of a swing so well now we now we have the introduction of the core four
they've all got some sort of interpersonal relationship to each other save for
miranda doesn't know charlotte and samantha no there needs to be a coming together so this is
going to be this is i think our first challenge is to close the first act. We need to find a circumstance in which all four women come together.
Perhaps they could be united by all going on.
I mean, here's a question that we haven't asked or addressed yet.
Is this set in 1990s New York or is this set in modern New York?
This is the 90s.
We're having fun with the era.
It's a bit of a nostalgia kick this is
how you sell tickets when you've forgotten to build a set and you have to blow the ass out
the end of your theater okay you put in some 90s hits uh alongside some incredible original
compositions um so we need to create an environment in which they can all come and run into each other. Well, how about this?
The Met Gala.
How are they all...
This is some Willy Wonka shit.
How have they all got tickets to the Met?
None of them have tickets to the Met.
But they're all planning in their own unique way.
They're either going to go
and stand on the fringes to watch it watch it go by or planning to blag their way in and they all
arrive so at the end of the charlotte and carrie scene that's sort of uh you know the i guess it's
it's like a blackout for a second and when they come to all four characters are standing at the
opposing four corners of the stage and they all just they're all running towards each other going the met gala the
met gala and they all just run into each other and fall down this is so brilliant four of them
at top speed i think they've all four independently in their songs mentioned why they want to go to
the met gala and it's all for different reasons.
So Miranda's trying to close a business deal, and she knows that,
or she's trying to land a job with a big firm,
and she knows that the hiring person is going to be at the Met Gala.
Samantha Jones is sick of fucking all these low-class schmucks in her bar,
so she's looking for some top-tier cowboy talent.
So she's got her eyes set on the Met Gala.
Charlotte is there for the cultural event of the season.
She feels like this will give her experience of being in New York
some real resonance and reason for being.
And Carrie Bradshaw is there to cover the fashion.
This is one of the biggest fashion events in the world,
and she knows that uh if she
can make it here hey she can make it anywhere that's right they're all independently trying
to sneak in and then we kind of go a little bit oceans 11 as they concoct a plan to try and sneak
into the the gala i think after they crash into each other but the orchestra swells as they play the mission impossible theme yeah um well that that
might have to do it on our um writing session guy because i think you have to go we get to the end
of act one i do just everyone knows i've got to go i've got i'm gonna do what i'm doing i'm about
to put on my running gear and i'm gonna run to a voiceover job i can't tell if that is legendary
or incredibly unprofessional because i'm gonna
arrive at this audio studio covered in sweat but it's what you got to do go down across you've also
got to talk about sex in the city you put them all together this is what you get um i just quickly
like to before we get out of here tim it's important that we share our shining lights
oh fuck is it do you have one um look i keep coming back to the auction scene
because there's just more and more people there's a young woman with black hair who is behind
samantha i think no not samantha she's behind one of the gals and i'm just i'm watching her
reactions quite a lot at the moment i'm liking what she's doing that's great mine
would have to be the marriage therapist between miranda and steve who uh i love this week i really
felt like she was minimizing steve's actions and derailing the marriage because uh she says just
like you don't know that steve might not have another indiscretion. And I'm like, call it what it is. The guy fucked a border collie alongside all sorts of other people.
It's not an indiscretion.
The guy's a maniac.
Yeah.
And I thought it was funny.
Yeah, that's a good shining light guy.
You know, we should put her in the musical as well
because she's actually a Broadway actor.
Do you know who else we should put in the musical?
Who?
Norm Lewis, who he's in Star of Sex and the City 2.
Remember at the big gay wedding?
There are two people who say Miranda's had work done or something.
I love your dress.
Yes.
Yes.
He's one of those two.
He's the superior actor.
Great. Put him in. And he's a Broadway those two he's the superior actor great
put him in
and he's a Broadway star
absolutely
alright
we're gonna
we'll pick this up soon everybody
don't worry
we're not gonna leave you
on edge
we'll get the other two acts done
I love you too man
have a great voice session
and
yeah
we'll talk soon
goodbye everybody
best of luck out there
we just have a good rhythm together you know We'll talk soon. Goodbye, everybody. Best of luck out there.
We just have a good rhythm together, you know.
He sort of feels me out and I feel him out.
And we go for it.