The Worst Idea Of All Time - 44: Freight Train
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today you ready okay let's go the hunt for the wildest movie of the summer everybody
ends here this is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately
borderlands now playing
we just have a good rhythm together you know like he sort of feels me out, I feel him out, and we go for it.
Hello, welcome to the worst idea of all time.
This freight train stops for no one, not even my co-host Guy Montgomery.
You are wrong, I am starting this week's episode.
It's the Timbatt Express.
No, hello and fuck you if your name is Tim Bat.
I'm Guy Montgomery,
the chairman of the worst idea of all time.
And I've just watched Sex and the City by myself.
Chairman of the board.
B-O-R-E-D.
That's a Norm Macdonald bit.
And you know it.
It's no lie.
Hey, Tim, I'm going to ask you a question I don't care about the answer to.
How are you?
Okay.
Wow.
There's no way to answer that the way you phrased it.
I'm going to ask you a question I genuinely want the answer to.
How is your partner who's been very ill recently?
Is she feeling any better?
Yeah, she's feeling a little bit better.
Well enough that she came through the lounge
where i was watching sex in the city just in time to watch the movie end and i sort of lured her
and i did duvet on the couch and i lured her down to the couch and then as the credits rolled i took
the remote i put on sex in the city 2 and i've now left the room with the remotes and she's still kind of too frail to do anything about it.
So she's just against her will
watching Sex and the City 2 in the lounge right now.
That's not right.
I don't understand why you would do that to someone you love.
Yeah.
But then again, if you haven't seen it 50-something times.
Big and Carrie are currently at the big gay wedding
meeting a couple
who can't believe they're not having children does that bring memories flooding back it's early
here she comes she's got a real furious look on her face she's trying to find the remote
how are you darling
there was a bit of playful anger there But also a bit of genuine anger
So
It's a wonderful morning to be Guy
Where are you?
Paint a picture
So
Me?
Tim Bat?
Yeah you
At my parents place
Hey nice
In the nation's capital
I'm shirtless
And unshowered
And unfettered
What's on your bottom half?
Jeans
Some light jeans
They've got a rip in them
What the hell?
I got these jeans
Why are you
What?
Why are you shirtless
And wearing jeans?
It's 9.30 in the morning So everyone knows by the way It's 9.30 in the morning,
so everyone knows, by the way.
It's kind of warm in the room
and I've got headphones on,
so it's sort of hard to put a T-shirt on over there.
You could have put a T-shirt on
before you put on the headphones.
Why would you?
Why would you do it?
Sometimes you just got to smash out Sex and the City.
Did you watch all of Sex and the City in jeans and no top?
No, I have to confess I did watch half of it last night.
I did my festival show and then did a line-up show after that
and then got home at about midnight and cranked out half of it.
And then had to get up very early this morning and watch the rest of it.
Oh my God.
You make me sick.
Got me lit like a candlestick.
Can't get enough of it.
You got me going again, baby.
You got me going again.
You make me sick. Did you got me going again you make me sick
did you do it all in one bite yourself i did i got up at 7 a.m i watched the netflix edit which
is to say two hours and 20 minutes missing the halloween scene the halloween dream i call it
and the extended fashion parade in carrie's walk-in. Tim, I was born in Manhattan in the year 1962 on March 21st.
I'm the son of Patricia and James.
Who am I?
1962.
You are Samantha Jones
In 1987
I was driving a rented BMW
In Enniskillen, Northern Ireland
Fuck
Cynthia Nixon?
She's got red hair
That's Irish
No I'm not
I'm not Cynthia Nixon
In 1994
I was the voice
Of Adult Simba
In popular Disney film
The Lion King
Adult Simba
I only remember
Jonathan Taylor Thomas Was Young Simba Adult Simba. I only remember Jonathan Taylor Thomas was young Simba. Adult Simba
was... Crap, I can't remember. I don't know. I don't know. You can do this. Come on. Are
we done here? No, we're not done until you get it right.
You want more clues?
In 1997, I married actress Sarah Jessica Parker in Manhattan's Lower East Side.
I see.
We're back on the Broderick buzz.
Oh, wait.
Is that what you were saying about the car thing?
That's fucking awful. We don't talk about that guy you were saying about the car thing? That's fucking awful.
We don't talk about that, guy.
And we have talked about us not talking about it before.
I was just giving you the clues I had in front of me.
I don't write the quizzes.
Mate, you do, though.
This is the thing.
You do write the quizzes in this particular case.
I don't write the quizzes.
I just read what's in front of me.
Alright, mate.
I got one for you.
Go ahead.
I was born in Christchurch in 1987.
Who am I?
Tim Batt.
Yeah. Fuck all y'all.
I actually wish I did have one to hand, but I don't
have any devices on me.
Tim, how come we never talk about the way
that Samantha grabs Smith Jarrod's dick?
At what point?
When did she grab his dick?
He presents her with a very carefully...
It's a jewelry box.
Yeah.
She doesn't know that.
It ain't his dick.
Oh.
No, I think she does. No. This is why we haven't talked about it. She doesn't know that. Oh. No, I think she does.
No.
This is why we haven't talked about it.
She doesn't know.
I'm going to pull up the tape.
You don't need to pull up the tape.
Just take my word for it.
Here it arrives.
This is a happy anniversary.
He's got what appears to be an erection at a right angle from his body.
And she's excited. So so far i like what i see
she takes her right hand reaches across her body and into that sort of you know when you're wearing
uh jockeys and there's that like yeah what's that for when you take a piss Tim if you're wearing jockeys like those do you lift
do you
do you put your penis out of the weird
like slit
that is in the side of the jockeys
where Samantha's hand reaches
do you
but not often
it just occurred to me I never use that
I go over the top of the underpant
but is that what that's
that sort of slit or flap is for i presume so it might be airflow i don't know i don't make
underwear for a living but i reckon it's probably the piss thing right i don't know it's got to be
the piss thing i reckon it's the piss thing but it is weird I wonder how many men do use it for that
It's an interesting question
I mean to me right now
That's not to say this will hold up
Outside of the confines of the podcast
But it's got my brain burning
Okay
You've never once used it like that
No
I haven't even thought about it I don't know why you would, to be honest.
I haven't even thought about it.
I haven't even thought about the fact that there's this whole extra bit in our underpants that goes unused.
Maybe.
Maybe it's to get handjobs in emergency anniversary situations.
Hey.
As displayed by Samantha Jones and Smith Garrett.
Now you're thinking like a Sex and the City fan.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, so now that we've solved that mystery,
what do you think of the way she reaches,
assuming she is reaching for his penis,
what do you think of that?
I want to engage with you in this fantasy land
you've created, Guy, but in my heart of hearts,
I believe Samantha Jones knows pretty early on
that there's a gift in there for her
that is non-biological
it's pretty
her whole
her whole thing
is assuming everything
she didn't know her dick
that's true
you know
she's seen it
she's been around it
it's been around her
for the last
five years
I think
yeah
you get to know a dick
probably four years at that moment because later in the movie she says I've given it five years I think yeah you get to know a dick probably four years
at that moment
because later in the movie
she says
I've given it five years
how would I be able
to recognise you
even if you're
in big underwear
how would you recognise me
what's my
identifying trait
there's that big dick
I'm used to
height
your body shape
and the gait of your walk.
Those three things combined,
I reckon I could pick you in the lineup
if you were fully shrouded.
Do you think I've got a distinct gait?
Everyone does.
By not having a distinct gait,
that in itself is distinctive, you know?
That might be true.
Do you know how I'd identify you, Tim?
How's that?
I wouldn't be able to pick you out of a lineup of 100,
you boring little fuck.
Oh, look at that.
I got sassed.
You got licked.
You got licked, brother.
I got owned by a fellow frosty fella.
Fuck, man.
What even was your watch This time though Emotionally
I don't care about the
Physical realm
Get some sleep
Groomy
You took to Twitter
Today
Briefly
I was looking for respite man
Big Jewel
Carry again
But don't worry
They get together at the end
Chelsea came in right as they were
in the walk-in wardrobe at the fancy apartment when she was picking up the shoes before leaving
and uh big proposes and she said do you know if carrie said no this would be a perfect movie
and while i disagree with half of that statement I also agree that it would be an improved movie.
Yeah.
How do we make this movie better?
It wouldn't all be for nothing then, is my feeling, as it currently is.
If you could recut it, recut the footage that we have existing already,
do you think you could cut a pretty good 90-minute film out of it do you know what i would i would not do that i would cut a film
designed only for you and i where i would oh consecutively cut all of i'd i'd like so instead
of having those stories overlapping as they do i'd do it where we deal with Samantha's storyline in one go,
Miranda's storyline in one go,
Charlotte's storyline in one go,
and we'd cut out Carrie's storyline completely.
We'd only see Carrie as a featured player in the prominent storylines of other characters.
And I reckon in doing that, we've probably shaved...
I'd say we'd be watching a 50-minute film.
Yeah. mean stronger too
and it would be interesting because what you'd see is you'd see these other women talking about
their lives and problems and then you'd sort of see carrie just you know drifting in to talk about
her own problems over her friends and not listening to them and instead of following those threads of
story and finding out the bigger context of those problems, you'd just be sitting there thinking,
wow, they've got to cut this Carrie character or at least friend from their lives
because she's a bad friend.
That would really shine a light on how shit of a friend Carrie is.
Can I share some feelings with you right now?
Is it about what I just said or is it unrelated?
Because I'd really like to talk about what I've just said. No, it is related to what you right now. Is it about what I just said or is it unrelated? Because I'd really like to talk about what I've just said.
No, it is...
It is...
It is related to what you just said.
I'm just...
I just have to tell you
I feel so agitated
talking about this film today.
Because it's like
I went to all the trouble
of watching it again
and now it feels wrong
that we have to discuss it.
No, but we have to.
I feel very angry about that fact.
It's imperative.
It's imperative.
We're dealing with a 50-minute film
dealing with just the gals, individual threads.
Samantha wouldn't get a lot of screen time.
I guess none of them kind of do.
That's the beauty of it.
Anything she'd miss out, though? Screen time, I don't... Like, I guess none of them kind of do this. That's the beauty of it. Hmm.
Anything you should miss out, though?
It's imperative.
It's comparative.
It's the narrative.
It's my friend Tim.
Oh, no.
We're really...
No!
We're not going anywhere.
You're going to tell me about it.
Do you think the movie's better or worse for it?
Do you think that this would highlight
how much of a shit person Carrie Bradshaw is?
Hey, there's no escaping the fact
that reducing the duration of this film is good.
It is a universal good.
And you're right.
Reducing the amount of Carrie Bradshaw
would be phenomenal.
She's the most detestable character
in the whole tally play.
Worse than Mr. Big?
Let's write her out.
Imagine if...
Imagine if...
You know how they floated the idea
in Sex and the City 3
of Big dying?
How fucking bold would it be
to kill Carrie
and do a whole movie about that?
Like she dies at the start.
It would be a
sensation you'd go to that hey that'd be a real cultural moment everyone would just be so confused
okay actually this is a question i'm interested in they do what say you know bury the rumors
sex in the city 3 does get made it gets a cinema release do you go to watch Sex and the City 3
at the cinema
of course
wouldn't you
absolutely I would
yeah we'd go together
I'd be there in a heartbeat
yeah we'd have to
you'd owe it to yourself wouldn't you to see what happens next
yeah
um yourself, wouldn't you, to see what happens a phone for long. So I've got to make this one count.
What's up, man?
Dude, that sounds like such hot garbled mess through your fucking Bluetooth thing.
Good God.
The only reason why I know it's Ferris Bueller is because I recognize the music.
It's a great 1985 interview with a young Matthewthew broderick on cbs about ferris bueller
fucking happened to that guy it must be it must suck to peak that early
maybe we have though to be fair we haven't peaked and we did not reach some people don't reach the
heights of a big film some people don't't peek. Yeah, true. Some people just... Do you reckon you've peeked?
Absolutely.
Oh, no. Not.
Gotcha.
Puncture.
Guy, I need to talk to you about something. It's important.
Try me.
It's my shining light.
Well, no, it's not my shining light.
It's just an interesting point. I'll pick something else
for the shining light.
When the gals are consoling carrie in mexico at the restaurant and it's just before when carrie says when will i will i ever laugh again and miranda says yes
and she says when when something is really funny behind miranda there is a dude in a blue shirt and it's like the extra changes
the actual the actor portraying this this background character but the shirt remains the
same same blue shirt two different guys wearing it they hot swap an actor out i'm interested in
this only because not this week but like or not weak but not the
screening but the last screening i saw i was looking out in the background for green shirt
because we see a guy in a green and you know i don't know that you and i see iowa and color all
the time because we're probably talking about the same guy but when they arrive in the room
separate to the restaurant there's like a small dance floor going on and there's a guy in a green
shirt dancing with his partner then when they sit down when they cross when they cross shoot the in the room separate to the restaurant. There's like a small dance floor going on and there's a guy in a green shirt
dancing with his partner.
Then when they sit down,
when they cross shoot the table,
so you see singles on all the gals
talking at the table,
in the background of various different frames,
we see various different gentlemen
wearing various different versions
of a very similar green shirt.
Like three guys are wearing green shirts
at this restaurant that night and um oh my god this is the new dress thing isn't it one of the two colors
of that dress brown and yellow one of them one of them is the guy in the couple who is uh later
abused by miranda because she says i think we're on their honeymoon and she goes yeah it's all so
hot three days in.
By the way, that line's always irritated me because I think Miranda needs to just,
you know, I understand that she's upset, but it bothers me that she would
antagonize people who are just, you know, they don't know what's going on
in the table next to them.
They're just trying to enjoy their honeymoon.
Yes, it is a pretty grotesque display of PDA, but they just trying to get you know they're in love let them have their moment in the
sun please you don't have to bring down everyone else's vibe but if i sat through that meal
knowing that my experience of being cheated on and not necessarily abandoned, but having my marriage dissolve, you know, with a child involved in the situation, had been, it seems to me,
the only day that that experience had any currency as a group conversation amongst the friends
was the day after it happened.
And as soon as they talked about it once at a meal, everyone was like,
wow, way to go, team.
We really helped solve that problem for Miranda.
Now we can all get back to our own lives and problems.
So she's sitting through a meal where everyone is just jostling to be heard
with their own problems that are so minor in comparison to hers.
This is because I was like, fair enough, Miranda.
Fucking, if you can't blow up at your friends because they all suck
and they're not going to respond, tee off at anyone.
I get it.
You're angry and you have every right to be oh i say i say
today you ready okay let's go the hunt for the wildest movie of the summer everybody
ends here this is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately.
Borderlands, now playing.
But again, there are innocent bystanders
who are copping it from that.
I agree.
Not the best outlet for her anger,
but also,
I can see this week,
I saw where it was coming from.
And all of that to say, I think there is a little more mystery
to this green-blue shirt, multiple extra, multiple costuming snafu
than either of us have found out so far.
So next screening, we should both keep an eye to that.
And that next screening actually is going to be this Sunday
ahead of our live show at Whammy bar at 3 p.m in auckland city
tickets still available yeah um can i tell you something i'm actually i pulled up the scene i've
been watching while i've been listening to you and uh i can see where i've gone wrong here but
man in terms of like shooting it was very it's very dumb what they've decided to do they it's at um an hour
and six minutes and a half by our director's cut usual director's cut edition and over the shoulder
of okay over the shoulder of carrie when they're in a slightly wide shot there's a guy in a turquoise shirt over her um right shoulder and then they punch in
to carry and over that same shoulder is a different guy in the same shirt i'm
fucking onto something here man they're different people are you sure that he's at the same table
are you sure we're dealing with the same extra and the angle hasn't slightly changed
it's it's actually quite hard to, but it's the exact same shirt.
It fucking looks like two different guys to me.
It must be the same guy,
but the way they've shot this...
There's every chance it is two different guys.
It's...
And the same shirt?
What kind of nonsense was going on
in the costume department?
I reckon that they didn't bring enough shirts.
And so they said, we're just going to have to... gonna notice we're just gonna have to put three of our male extras
in the same shirt and we'll just shoot around it it's funny because that doesn't make sense either
because then presumably there's some shirtless dude who would see every now and then no otherwise
why wouldn't you just remove them from the shot? Yes, on the cutting room floor, there is footage of two guys.
Like, if you watch the entire scene in the wide shot,
you will see one green shirt being rotated amongst three guys.
So two different roving shirtless guys in frame
and one green shirt doing the rounds.
But they very cleverly edited it, so it's just slightly confusing.
Yeah, very good editing.
I'm only mildly baffled by what's happened here.
You just got a text.
Hey, I wrote down my shining light.
Congrats.
I didn't think I did, but I did.
Can I share it with you?
You seem so disinterested.
Go for it.
It's Miranda who makes three expressions inside of a two-second period
when Big isn't at the wedding venue and it gets revealed.
The way she contorts her fact book, it's such good acting.
She goes from, oh, my God god this is really bad this is like
horrifying or she can't she it's okay here's the here's the scope of the reaction it's
huh that's weird oh my god i think he's not coming and then catching herself with that horrified
realization on her face she then has to correct it for carrie so then she she goes back to
like a feigned normalcy and it happens all within two seconds it's fucking brilliant man it's really
strong face acting that's what acting is acting is reacting there are no small parts only
only guys dingus
that's not funny But only... Only guys dingus.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what's your shining light then?
Apologize.
I apologize for my earlier comment.
It was in bad taste and it is untrue.
What comment?
Be specific.
That there are no small parts,
only guys' dingus.
Thank you.
Do you know another moment that was really good acting, Tim?
Gone.
Was after...
Maybe after, actually, arguably the worst piece of acting which is
when charlotte decks her pants uh it's when the other three women laugh hysterically at the
you know this tragedy that's befallen their friend. And it's the audio.
It's the...
This is going to sound controversial,
but for me, what makes this such a good bit of acting
is a combination of the audio and the visual.
Can I say that?
Oh, my God.
Where are we at?
I'm telling you.
With her?
All of them.
Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie are all laughing hysterically, loudly.
And for up to 10 seconds, the laughs don't feel forced.
It feels genuine.
They all do a really good job of selling the fact that this is as funny
as they are reacting to it being.
And it's no mean feat.
It helps sell what is otherwise a very dodgy bit of
acting when they do that slow zoom on charlotte's face god knows what the director was telling her
when she was pretending to shit herself but um it was really pikelet had just done a mountain
of cocaine and said i want to make one of those 80s comedies but only very briefly i.e. a single shot we're going to have Charlotte
shit her pants we're going to put this
camera on a dolly and we're going
to do one of those slow zooms
that they do for the reaction
shot to sell like a
I don't even know who would the do it's like
a Chris Farley bit or something you know
yeah something you'd expect
in Tommy Boy and they did it
they did it They did it
They fucking went to town on it
There's no place in this movie
I'm just so angry
About talking about sex in the city
Is where I'm at today
It feels unfair
And I'm fucking furious about it
I uh
Yeah look that's totally fair enough Um one thing we also haven't really spoken about and
i know you don't want to talk about it because it's in the movie but we're going to have a crack
uh and i'm sort of really flip-flopping on my feelings towards miranda in this film today but
i we haven't really addressed how little respect miranda has for illegal cuban cigars yeah sometimes when you
share a stray observation with your co-host on the podcast you want to hear a laugh of recognition
or a moment where they go hey yeah that is an interesting thing to bring up or yeah i'd really
looked at it from that angle before one of the last things i think you want to hear is the second half of an exhausted yawn i am not being a good
partner to you and i am i'm sorry for letting you down is miranda even out there not when harry not
when harry and everyone agrees that you can't beat an illegal cuban cigar after dinner no yeah she's
not out there then but that's not to say she couldn't at least share some of their respect
and joy for an illegal Cuban cigar.
Because she goes out, these are freshly lit.
These are so freshly lit that Harry is still reveling in the joy
that he and others experience from having an illegal Cuban cigar after dinner.
I don't know how much these cigars cost, but they're not cheap.
They're illegally imported.
They're black market fodder.
She walks out about 10 seconds into
a party of four four friends enjoying an illegal cuban cigar at the best possible time aka after
dinner and she shoes them inside i know she's got some personal stuff to talk about with steve
but she does not have control over the entranceway to a public space. How about you walk 10 to 15 meters down the fucking road
and have your private conversation away from the bright lights
and the crowds of people who have every right to stand where they're standing
enjoying an illegal Cuban cigar.
That seems to me like a reasonable course of action.
But to just assume ownership of this area.
I am so with you on this.
And wave everyone inside as though they all i know people have got
things that they need to deal with in their lives but it is no one else's responsibility to know or
care about the intricacies of what is happening with you in that moment they're just trying to
have a night out they've been at the rehearsal dinner other people don't even know who miranda
is she's standing there like she's been hired by the venue to clear the space so that she can have
her own private conversations it's bullshit i truly believe that if i was in her shoes i would
take it elsewhere i i i really think that even in the depths of the horrible situation that they're
in i still think that i would have the presence of mind of others around me at a party to be like you know what we don't need to fucking blow up this
stogie spot let's take this a couple of blocks south you just you just don't blow up the stogie
spot and i hate cigars but you just don't blow up the stogie spot it's a special thing stogies aren't out all the time it's special occasions big boy
shit you know god damn it
well do you not like them though guy no i hate them i hate the smell of them i hate the taste of
them i quite like a cigar i've never ever been a cigarette smoker um never really understood it to be honest
i let's get into that i've never really got to be honest like how you become a cigarette smoker
because i haven't become one myself uh well it's highly addictive and it looks cool and it's a an easy way to fit in it's a great
way to meet people i've never been a cigarette smoker either it's that but it's it's there is
a moment and at the start of every smoker's smoking career where they weren't a smoker
before and they were like hey this fucking cancerous stick of death looks like a bit of me and often they have
to like power through the first one and it's like i just just what what are you up to why are you
doing that that's true of um beer as well though no one enjoys no one enjoys their first beer. True. You know it's bad for you.
You have to choose to ignore that information
to power through to the idea of it one day being enjoyable.
It might happen when it's too late,
and all of a sudden beer is so enjoyable
that you can't enjoy life without beer.
The same way with cigarettes.
But, you know, the first time you're going into that,
you're not doing it for the immediate response
you're going to get out of it.
You're doing it because of either you think it looks cool
or you like the idea of it
or you like the idea of one day enjoying it.
But I just can't escape the feeling
that there's enough information out there now
and has been for the last 20 years
to be like, hey, or nah.
Because with beer, you can enjoy a beer but cigarettes it seems like i actually i do say i say this often cigarettes do not get their due
in terms of how much people enjoy them people always talk about the harm and they always forget
that people smoke them because it's fun like people enjoy a cig and i get that but it's the
kickoff point and i just just find it difficult to reconcile
about not everyone, but a lot of people.
You know it's crazy addictive, super expensive, real bad for your health,
and you're just like, yeah, nah, this seems good.
This seems like a cool and fabulous thing to be doing.
I don't know, man.
I'm with you.
I never got it personally.
I agree.
I think it's weird.
It's a hard and weird thing to get into,
but I also think that they do not get their due credit.
If they weren't enjoyable, people wouldn't be smoking them.
It's true.
There's no getting away from that fact.
None.
No potential way.
I crave a cigarette the same way I crave a can of Coke.
Do you still crave a can of coke do you still crave a can of coke i have never drank a can of coke in my life but the branding and the marketing materials around
it is so strong that i'll see someone drinking it i'll be like oh man i would kill for one of those
i keep forgetting that about you that is a really interesting quirk of your personhood,
that you've never had a Coca-Cola.
I've drank sips of Coca-Cola, other people's Coca-Cola.
I've never had a whole Coca-Cola.
I've never bought myself a drink of Coca-Cola.
And it's not for any particular reason, right?
Growing up, I didn't like the fizz.
It's the same reason, to be honestizz it's the same reason to be honest
it's the same reason
I don't smoke cigarettes
I never
I never got into it
when I was younger
and it was cool
and then now I'm an adult
and I've avoided that vice
I'm like well
why would I start now
I've got enough on
as it is
coke's got some good shit
in it though
it's got a lot of sugar
and it's got a lot of sugar.
And it's got a lot of caffeine.
And it's cold.
So if you need a coffee.
But it's a hot day.
Coke's there for you.
Nah.
It's got too much sugar in it.
Yeah.
It's true.
I like a lovely. It's true.
La Croix.
La Croix.
What do you.
What can you see yourself doing with the rest of today?
To take yourself back
and really restore goodness in your life
after this devastating kickoff?
Well, I'm pretty confident that I have still slightly ill
and now annoyed partner.
So I look forward to hanging out.
And then I'll go for a run
I'll do some work
I'm going to watch a bunch of comedy shows tonight
I mean
I will live
well do you know what's actually awful
I was going to say
I'll live secure in the knowledge
I've got you know
three days off from Sex and the City
but I don't
today's Friday
I'll get tomorrow off.
I'll get the rest of today off.
And then come Sunday,
bang,
Monty and Tim
back at the wheel.
In front of a live studio audience
after we've watched it.
We won't watch it in front of you.
That's fucked up.
That's not a live event.
That's just
bad art,
I think.
Yeah. Not like this podcast. That's just bad art, I think. Yeah.
Not like this podcast.
It's an exhibition.
Yeah.
All right, my man.
What are you going to do?
Because we're ending this conversation.
It really does feel like it.
Look, all I've got on my mind is having a shower
and leaving this house
and probably pursuing coffee being poured down my throat.
All right.
Much love and respect, brother.
See you later.
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i ended this episode about half an hour ago. We just have a good rhythm together.
He sort of feels me out, I feel him out.
And we go for it.
Today.
You ready?
Okay, let's go.
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