The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode 30 - Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Episode Date: November 1, 2018

Guy and Tim have descended from the giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment and there's questions about what may have happened in Grown Ups 1! Also look forward to the boys attempting Arnie voices as part of the Paddy Swartz, Party Time segment. So much going on, hurry up and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 Love Every Day 🎵 Love every day, yeah. Because before you know it, your precious time slips away. Or your precious time slips away. What does it do? Or your precious time slips away. Good evening, or morning, or afternoon. Whenever you're listening to the worst idea of all time. I hope it's not for you. It's a podcast.

I'm Tim Batt. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this is the podcast where myself and Guy watch Grown Ups 2 every week. And we just watched it for the 30th time. And now the credits are rolling. That's right. They're just rolling up on the screen there.

Rolling on up. Facing the TV. I've muted it so you can't hear the... Still very distracting though. Still there. So REO Speedwagon. Yeah. They're the band that sing the...

Oh yeah. They had a couple of hits. Yeah. I looked up, I was on my computer this morning when I woke up and I Wikipedia'd REO Speedwagon. Oh yeah. They had like two number one hits. But then in theipedia article it said their

popularity's been waning since the 90s yeah just starting off with some ario speedwagon trivia there's a great ario speedwagon reference in equitain hunger force really where uh actually i think it might be the is it the christmas special of space ghost mean equitain hunger force or no i don't know when it is but Carl's there and he's like oh no it's in a Danger Doom album yeah

and the guy who voices Carl is like on the track and he's like why can't you play something badass you know something with piano

like REO Speedway really yeah it's awesome it's amazing you remember that reference yeah it's good I also speaking of music

Danger Doom I think I might have said Danger Mouse by mistake I mean Danger Doom cause he does a lot of stuff and danger mouse collaboration yeah really good album actually oh yeah it's great yeah and it's chopped up with equitin hunger for soundbites throughout it and and uh space ghost as well quick shout out to space ghost coast to coast uh just quickly well right off the top here tim uh i've just gone on the facebook page to kick the podcast off. Oh, I love that Facebook page of ours.

I stumbled into a comment which I just thought was unmissable. So when I was coming back, when I landed, and you posted, attention fans, planes have landed, time zones have been crossed, and now, and you posted a link to Thin Lizzy's song. The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Down, down, down.

The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Down, down, down, down. The boys are back in town. Boom, boom, boom. Anyway, you posted it. Guess who just got back today? To little fanfare. Montgomery, he's kind of gay. Apologies.

There's no need for that. Like, it's homophobic and it's meant to be insulting. I don't know what I'm up to. Which is why it's homophobic. Anyway, let's not distract from the fact that... It just rhymed, man. Don't read too much into it. A listener called Richard Smallfield wrote, underneath you posting Thin Lizzy's video clip,

Thin Lizzy's Live and Dangerous at the Rainbows, the best rock concert I've seen on video. Unfortunately, the video company went broke and the masters were lost. So the last I heard was that it can't currently be remastered. Lizzy is the almost only rock band I still listen to, having moved on to jazz and classical decades ago, but I still periodically return to Lizzy for a dose of Phil's inspired songwriting with uncommonly honest lyrics and great lead guitar duos, especially the classic band with Robo and Scott. Check out the CD, Live and Dangerous. Fantastic.

Wow. Wow. that's awesome some throwaway song post he's not even in the fucking unearthed this diehard lizzy fan who's just been looking for an avenue to rave about the band that is great so i think maybe for richard smallfield in between this podcast next one, we'll sit down and we'll listen to Live and Dangerous by Thin Lizzy, the concert album, and we'll give you just a little review. We'll review that. We're not music reviewers, but we'll do it.

Because you told us to. We're not film reviewers either. Nope. Anyway, so we have just watched the film for the 30th time. Tim, what was that like for you? Do you know what? For the first time today

This is the first time this has ever happened I started to think about when this podcast will end Because we're after the halfway point And I was like maybe it'll be sad when it's over You did ask You said will I be sad when it ends And I said it won't end Threateningly

Well because I think you were referring to the play which we were right after after we finished the podcast right yeah or the the show the stage show

it's not really a play it might be a play no play implies a level of sort of coherence and cohesiveness which

will probably sidestep hey I'd also just like to give a quick shout out and thanks and appreciation to everyone who has texted me or gotten in touch about last episode uh it was a doozy you're right you're

absolutely right it was a real rip snorter uh i mean tim and i obviously had struck a very rich vein of form um with regards to amusing one another and ourselves and it was late at night you know but which now we just we just watched the Warriors lose to the Penrith Panthers, convincingly actually, and in doing so sort of eliminated their chance of making the top eight of the NRL this year. Of course, as you remember, the Warriors had to draw, win or lose by less than two points to make it through. But that's neither here nor there. The point is, is that we made a lot of half points in that podcast that we didn't really return to or flesh out in any kind of depth

because, well, we were giggling too much. It was the nature of the beast, wasn't it? It was a fast-paced society, the world of podcasting. But this week we've written down some notes to kind of try and recapture some of those moments because there were some bloody good ideas that were coming out. And first things first, I think the biggest balls over the whole podcast,

other than the whole thing, was there was a line that Chris Rock said which was just completely nonsensical. And we tried to rehash it for you and spit it out, but obviously in the time between Chris Rock saying the movie on screen and us recording the podcast,

it just got jumbled up with all the other fantastic memories we were generating. It was an hour in real time about four or five days and um this sort of zone that the guy and i were that's correct and uh accordingly we missed it so the line was what are you scared of man you're the rope from the what are you scared of man you're the rope from the tree triple flip flip, bird crush guy. And I've just written in parenthesis next to that. What is this? Yeah, because it's...

So this is when Kevin James is going to jump off Suicide 35, which is a cliff onto some water. And he's kind of trying to back out of it. And Chris Rock's like... Encouraging him like he's brave, and he's done this thing before. But what does that mean? Rope off the tree, triple flip.

What it means is there's a rope swing hanging from a tree, and what has happened is that at some point in their time living in the town and growing up, Kevin James was swinging on the rope swing, did a triple flip off the rope from the tree and landed on a bird of some description, I suppose

for he crushed it. Do you think that it's possible that this happened in the first Grown Ups movie and he's referencing I was actually talking about this with someone the other day, we were in a car and they were asking about something to do with the podcast. And the idea occurred to me that maybe, and not saying grown-ups,

maybe Grown Ups 2 is the most perfectly written and executed film. And every single joke and line in it is a well-executed callback to something that was set up in grown-ups. And we've just completely dropped the ball and it's gone over all of our heads. I can't believe that for a second. I can't. But what if it was? How embarrassing would that be for us?

We'd have air all over our face. We'd be the laughingstock of Hollywood, Tim. What do you think we are now, man? No one takes us seriously. No one's looked at a single screenplay that we've put across their desk because they've heard about the podcast first. They're like, Tim and Guy, aren't those guys who tried to take down Adam Sandler? I'm not reading their thing.

We're not trying to take down Adam Sandler. No, but that's my whole point. That's what people think we are. You're really paranoid about this. Tim turned to me today in the middle of the movie and said, I'm really worried about what if Adam Sandler finds out about us. Yeah, I was in that moment I was scared that's like that's um I think your ego is is making you paranoid what sort of ego do you

have that you think Adam Sandler will stumble into this or if he did actually care I don't know man it was a thought in the moment it's gone it's gone now my my fear has been allayed by uh the loveliness of time and it's calming soothing time they say time heals all wounds they do say that but that's a fucking i really like some cliches you know do you know there's like a point in your life sometimes when you you have like an epiphany or a moment of realization and then you in your head you're formulating what's happened and you're formulating how you feel about it and the thought and then eventually you stumble into a cliche which perfectly encapsulates the discovery you've made you're like ah that's why that was there all along so do you have an example of this do you have like a

favorite cliche which has come up useful lately no but just we could just use time heals all wounds which yep that works um you know like your first big heartbreak and then you get over it and you're like oh wow i guess all it took was you know just a bit of distance between between the event and me and the other person involved and i mean i guess that the real the real common fact here is is that it's been a while and time sort of has time whoa and then you Whoa! And then your second huge relationship ends and you go, wow, the first cut is the deepest. Oh, you got it. Oh, my God.

I'm on board, man. We're such good teammates. Now, the saying, the pot calling the kettle black, that doesn't really count as a cliche, does it? I think it's an instance of the pot calling the kettle black. Do you know what I found out about that saying recently, what is that the whole point of that saying originally was that the kettle is reflective so it's the kettle is no way how does it work it's like some the pot is calling the kettle black but the pot is just seeing its own reflection because pots used to be black

and kettles were shiny oh so the pot was only seeing itself so it means something so you're projecting your shortcomings onto someone else exactly you nailed it that was a very succinct explanation of what i was trying to get across thank god you're here it's an instance of the pot calling the kettle black yeah well it's an instance of the pot calling the kettle a kettle really isn't it well it's more like the pot calling the kettle a pot if you think about it yeah we have we have fun we have such fun now listen we've got a bunch of segments we need to rip into our regular checkpoints our benchmarks our flag masts uh now i don't know if you're interested in this i'll float the concept to you live on air and you can either yay it or nay it i'll give you

the power of veto great we've got two regular segments so far we've got the shining light yes and we've got paddy schwartz party time paddy schwartz party time party time always with that one more huh uh anyway i thought we could also add to this um oh we've got a we've got a live tweet coming through here from natasha hoyland who's saying really love the art direction in this photo okay it's not the handle there the segment is i haven't named it yet um but it's pretty much we guess what happened to steve buscemi in the first grown-ups film that has led to his injury his very specific injury and ailment that he discusses in grown-ups too yeah so in the in grown-ups too stevie chris rock says hey hey

wiley how you going how you going he says oh you know just 14 months of this and he puts his arms up in the air like he's like like a touchdown signaling a touchdown yeah he goes and i've only got 40 feeling in my body 70 40 is it%. Is it? I wrote it down. Oh, okay, cool. What could possibly have happened to Steve Buscemi to lead to these two symptoms? Yeah, because he's obviously suffered some nerve damage in the first movie. How did it happen? I want you to speculate right now. Cool.

Here it comes. First of all, we've got to name the segment, though. No, we'll do it afterwards. Go. Okay. Steve Buscemi has been struck in the back and has sustained some injury to his spinal cord. That has led to his hands needing to be in a specific kind of cast into a tri-touchdown formation

because if they move around too much, some vertebrae will knock out of where they need to be. The doctors maybe have had to reinsert some vertebrae. They got, like, fucked up, disconnected. But what has struck him on the back to cause this injury? So I think it was a tackle from behind. He got blindsided? Yes.

Oh, wow. But not from the side. And who did it? From the back. How did it happen? What was the circumstances surrounding this tackle? Well, if I had to guess, I'd say McKenzie was behind this. So Chris Rock has just out of nowhere tackled Steve Buscemi from behind,

causing some sort of permanent nerve damage and crushing a few vertebrae. Yes. And now the first time since that incident they've seen each other and Chris Rock has just completely blown over the whole incident, never apologised and he's just said, Hey Wiley, how are you feeling? He's picking at that scab. He knows how Wiley's feeling.

You'd think he wouldn't want to sabotage his son's chance of passing his driving test quite so aggressively. Such is the pursuit of jokes that every leading man in this film has. We've mentioned it before. Kevin James just making fun at his family to their faces. I know. With no one there to enjoy it. Same thing with Chris Rock, man.

He's there just making jokes for himself at the expense of people around him. And his son's future driving license. Maybe it's also a testament from the film to all civil servants. Or if you're doing driving tests, are you a civil servant? No. What, like if you're the DMV? If you're the judge of driving tests.

The judge? Yeah, like the judge. The judge of driving tests. God, how good would it be if they had to wear like a powdered wig? Yeah, they had to dress up like a proper judge. Shit, that'd be good. You should start a driver's company like that.

Like a... You get driving lessons from people in character. So whoever the instructor just has to do it in character. It's not a bad little business model. It could be a cheeky little learner on the side. I think it's not the worst idea of all time. Hey-o! Watch out!

We are burning the joint up this week. Oh, damn it. It's the slang. This is killing the floorboards. Watch out. We are burning the joint up this week. Oh, damn it. It's the slang. This is killing the floorboards. All right. So there's pretty good speculation over Steve Buscemi. Do you want to name the segment now? I don't have a name for it.

The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. Yes. I love that song by the Beatles so much. Magical Mystery Tour. Magical Mystery Tour, yeah. The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away. song by the beatles so much magical mystery to magical mystery tour yeah the magical mystery tour is coming to take you away sing song episode we're doing someone say too much it's such a good song though uh okay what else i got to talk about here um well you wanted you

wanted to specifically talk about tim meadows' catchphrase. Yeah. What? So we've talked about it before, but not for a while. Not for a good many dozen or so episodes. Just moved to bring it up once more. Yeah, I just wanted to really highlight the absurdity of it because, I don't know, it wouldn't look good on a script and it doesn't look good in the movie.

It doesn't sound good out loud. How do you think it was written in the script? W-H-A-A-A-A-A. Yeah. Five A's, more A's, less A's. Yeah, sure. There's more A's than there is usually in what. People get it.

How many A's, though? Just put a number on it. I'd say probably more than five, if I'm being honest. Yeah. Eight, nine? It goes, what? How many A's is that? I would call what you just did eight or nine.

In my mind, it's like 12. Okay. Here's the thing, though. I think Tim Meadows riffed that, and then all his family had to... That was an ad-lib. No, sorry. That was a bye.

Riffed is the wrong word. I think he brought that in. I think he had some creative input... That was an ad-lib. No, sorry. Rift is the wrong word. Rift is the wrong... I think he brought that in. I think he had some creative... That was his reading. So it was just regular what? It was written for him. Adam Sandler had been hanging out with him and he was like,

you know, it's a great catchphrase that I've been working on for a while. What's that, Tim Meadows? SNL superstar. It's just the word what, but you elongate the vowel sound. So, if I may so you chuck an insult

my way okay well let's make your character bald but does that make any sense because they're all like 40 year old guys so to be the norm no no no

just run with it for a second let's say your character's bald okay Adam that's cool okay he's bald so hey Malcolm

is that the knife the Indians used to half scalp you? Tim Meadows, I don't even get that. What? That's how that exchange would go. I get it. I like that in the world that you created just then for that little role play,

you made it first person. So it was Tim Meadows pitching it to Adam Sandler. And then by the end of it, had to like devolved into tim meadows referencing himself in third person while he tried to pass off his catchphrase yeah there was a third person narrator there what i really need to commit to my um narrative yeah yeah you've i apologize getting a lot of emails from listeners to him saying guy you need to pull tim aside and tell him to commit to his narrative. He's being a fucking wuss about it. Did you have a shining light today? Yep.

Please. It was in a party scene when it's revealed that Kevin James, Kim, I believe her name is. No, Kevin James. Chris Rock's daughter can sing. Charlotte. So Greg, Greg Fader, Adam Sandler's son, accidentally knocks out the electric mains,

which takes out all of the audio at the party. And guess what, folks? There's one exception for it. Oh, yeah, Charlotte. But Charlotte McKenzie, Chris Rock's daughter, can sing really well. And she sings a song. And then while she's singing, she's got a beautiful voice.

There's shots of the crowd all sort of turning to look at her. And one woman, a middle-aged extra commits to this facial adjustment beautifully so she goes through the motions from surprised sort of to interested to impressed she's one of about four to five faces on screen and they've got about three seconds to use their face to communicate that feeling this This woman is the Meryl Streep. This woman is the Meryl Streep of that feeling. That's awesome, man. She Meryl Streeped the shit out of it. Shit, well, I tell you what,

I don't know who you're talking about, but I'm going to look out for that sassy lass next to be on. I can't wait to share it with you. And what was your showing like, Tim? Well, funnily enough, it's an extra as well, and at the party scene, and also female. So on a similar wavelength, Guy, there is, it's the bit where

Mayor Rudolph says, Bump D, if you don't shut up, I'm going to knock that mohawk into a chin strap. Shut your mouth before I bump that mohawk into a chin strap. And then they all go, what? That catchphrase is at the start of the movie.

It's in the middle. It's at the end. They really are trying to make it a thing. It's the one piece of glue tying this whole thing. It's the skeleton around which they built this Frankenstein. Just that terrible singular word catchphrase. It's monosyllabic as well. You can't make a catchphrase out of one monosyllabic word.

How would you do it? What? That would be funny if it was that guy, that character they use in The Simpsons What? I had a stroke Why do you talk like that? I had a stroke No

No In closing Yes Mr. Costigan Something most amazing has happened You have got that guy's number It was dead on So in closing Yes, Mr. Costigan, something most amazing has happened. You have got that guy's number. It was dead on.

So in closing, my shining light is there is an extra on the left of screen who's just behind them, and she just nails the timing of when to laugh at that joke or at that threat. If there's one thing that's funny in this movie, it's the threatening of kids, and there's a lot of threats to kids in it, and that extra recognises that and gets the pace dead on. I quite agree. The pace on your face.

Running in a close second from my showing light this week, or actually it was more just a detail which I got very excited about, was the director Dennis Dugan, we've discussed it earlier. He makes a cameo in the film as an alcoholic doctor at the clinic who hasn't slept in over 68 hours. He says that out loud. So he's like, yeah, he says at that time, hasn't slept in over 68 hours he says that out loud so he's like yeah he says at that time at that point he says that after proceeding it with telling adam sandler

that jack daniels is his cure for um anger problems yeah then he drinks from a hip flask in his surgery and then i haven't slept in 68 hours that's right and what happens next to him so then what do you mean like when we next see him okay i'll i'll take us there so when we next see the doctor which is guy and i've done the math on this about four and a half hours later world of the film he's at the faders house and he's dressed as billy idol there's no way the dude's been to sleep because it isn't even really suggested that he's leaving the clinic in such a hurry then let's let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that the faders are his last group of patients for the day okay it was around four i believe four four p.m when this yeah maybe a little after because i also think the medical board would have something to say about one of

their doctors still like working despite having not slept for six hours i'd say isn't there like a union or something there's got to be something to look at some of the socks i mean they've got stricter rules around cab driving than that it'll be like that um association that uh subway keeps quoting all the time the doctor's association surely surely they've got something to say about this sandwiches and people not sure you can just take out a name like doctor's association and then just tag it on all your products so good good. It's approved by Doctors Association. What's the Doctors Association? It's a company we made.

It's a company we made. So the doctor, Dennis Dugan, the director, is then at the party dressed as Billy Idol. Just getting hammered on bare. Just getting on it. With the police force. This guy is a one-stop, one-man party machine. He's a one-stop, one one man party machine he's a one-stop one he's a one-stop non-stop party

he's a one-stop one man no man's land party animal who probably spent i'd say about two hours between leaving his surgery and going to the faders bash getting his fucking spot on billy idol costume he looks dead on so at this point he has been up for a minimum of three days and three nights. And he does... There's no signs of him slowing down. He's just a necking bear. He, like, God. So he's become a bit of a patron saint in the realm of the movie. Because, like, there's a ginger woman who's feeding a bear bong to a dog who claims the dog is an animal.

No, no. The doctor is the animal. The doctor is the real party animal. Well, actually, I guess you could say there are two party animals at this party. Who's the first? Well, the first one's the dog. Oh.

I thought you were going to introduce another. Okay. That's all right. The dog and the doctor. I got you. That's cool. Of course, we're missing another segment and uh the time's running out guys so are you ready to rip into two three four patty schwartz party time patty schwartz party time

party time hey why have we done this thing twice because we sang it before just for fun oh okay cool so what is our patty schwartz party time? For those of you who are first time listeners to the podcast, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Welcome for a start. Patrick Schwarzenegger is Arnold Schwarzenegger's son

and he's in the movie. His cast is one of the frat boys. Yeah. I'd say when his agent sent him the script, the role said featured extra and then in parenthesis

one line. Featured frat boy, parenthesis, one line. And then Arnie got involved and was like, I'm not going to try and do an Arnie kiss. No, my son needs a minimum of half a dozen lines. No, my son needs a minimum of half a dozen lines. That was a good... Occasionally.

Yeah. Like every second word. And at the end of the sentence, you really nailed it. Lines. That's good. Lines. That's how Arnie would say it. I'm Arnold Schwarzen...

Oh, yeah, we got it. That's a surefire way to kill an impression, eh? If you've got to say the name of the person who you're imitating. Just for clarity, I do not know where I'm from. Anyway, so Patrick Schwarzenegger, he doesn't get much time on screen, but what he does get, he works really hard with. I'd say it's comparable to last week's podcast in that it is what he lacks in raw talent and execution he makes up for

and blind enthusiasm. And mine this week was actually, I'd say... Ours. Ours. It's a joint thing. Yeah, I know. But I'm choosing it this week. Yeah was actually i'd say ours this is a joint thing yeah i know but i'm choosing it yeah you are i've chosen it uh it's at least so when taylor lautner they're exchanging insults the frat boys and the old boys and taylor says at least we're not stuck in some lame-ass town hanging up drywall for the rest of our lives patty schwartz like just to the side of camera loves this line petty to petty schwartz this is the biggest possible insult you could put his mouth is a gape open mouth muted

laugh obviously to patrick schwarzenegger the idea of hanging up drywall for a living is the biggest insult that you could possibly bestow on anyone that is the worst possible outcome in life is to be stuck in some lame-ass town hanging up drywall for a living i'd be okay doing that as a profession for for a while for a few years and i think you'd earn pretty good money doing it in new zealand we've got a trade shortage here and that was pettish woods party Party Time! Patti Schwartz Party Time! Party Time! Excuse me.

So, yeah. So that's where we're at. What I'd like to do on this episode, Guy, if I may. I think this has been a really positive episode, by the way. It's good to hear. I don't think we've moaned once. Oh, well, that's good. That's good.

Cheers, bud. That's great. That's good. Cheers, bud. That's great. Here's to you, eh? A little fist bump. Bring up the page that has all of the countries that are listening to our podcast because I found out that on our podcast website thing, I don't know what the word is.

Do you want to start from lowest to highest? It can tell you all of the countries that people who are listening in them are. So I'd like to close out today with a little shout out to all of you guys. Are we going to do it to all of the countries? How many countries can there possibly be, Guy? Good question. Let's start at the top.

Over 50. Jesus. Oh, Jesus Christ. I've gone real specific. Wait, are these cities? We're in cities now. How did you do that? I've got no idea.

Well, we want countries. Should we shout out the top these cities? We're in cities now. How did you do that? I've got no idea. Well, we want countries. Should we shout out the top 10 cities? Do it. All right. In descending order. How do you do 10? Okay, we'll do it on our fingers. I don't know, but...

We'll do it on our fingers. We'll have to go from the top, because I can't... Hit it. I wish they'd numbered them down the left side. Shout out to Auckland, New Zealand. Wellington, New Zealand. Canterbury, New Zealand. London, City of London, United Kingdom.

California, United States. Victoria, Australia. Pennsylvania. What? That's really high up the list. Sorry. In New Zealand, there's cities, and in other places, there's provinces and states.

Well, there are provinces here, too. We just said Canterbury instead of Christchurch. Definitely got to give a big shout out to Aisle de France in France. I would like to say a healthy hello to Alberta, Canada. Yeah. We're straying from the top 10 now, folks. We're cherry picking. Is Nova Scotia in there?

Because I tell you what, if we start getting big in Nova Scotia, I'm quitting my job. Why do you love Nova Scotia so much? It would just mean a lot to me if we got big in Nova Scotia. It'd mean a lot to me personally. If anyone knows anyone in Nova Scotia, if you can start spreading the word of the podcast, that'd be super, super awesome. All right, Tim, we're going to shout out the top 20 countries that we've been listening to. Oh, God, okay, and then we're rapping.

Fuck. This is a weak ending to a strong podcast. Here we go. From the bottom. From the bottom. Oh, yeah. You lead. Okay.

I'd like to say hola to Brazil. I'd like to speak in the native tongue of Malaysia. I would like to beam out a congratulatory handshake to Thailand. I would like to beam out a congratulatory handshake to Thailand. I would like to knock on Norway. I would like to broadcast some positive energy to Morocco. I'd like to big ups Belgium. Here's me saying howdy do to Nambia. I'd like to rock up the Republic of Korea.

I would enjoy very much meeting Denmark. I would love to sing a song for Sweden. Guess who's getting a blowy? The Netherlands. I would like to come round to Germany's house with a bottle of red wine and a tray of chocolates and just sit down for a dinner. I'll bring fresh guacamole too.

Hey, I'm thinking of throwing a barbecue. Was wondering if you're free. Ireland. Bonjour, France. I want to kiss you on your mouth. It sounds a little bit sexier than it is, but this next category is simply on the website titled Other Regions. Hello to you.

Hello to you, Other Regions, and a big hello to everyone listening in Canada. Specifically Nova Scotia. I would like to say... G'day, mate. G'day, mate, and tie the kangaroo down to me old cobblers and aussie oh hi i didn't see you come in there i was too busy being in america uh hello united kingdom all the best with scotland hello united kingdom hope it goes well for you currently including scotland maybe that will change. Tentative. In the future

and of course to all of our friends and family and listeners in New Zealand. Kia ora and good evening. I've been Tim Batt. I've been Gomer Gomery. Live every moment Love every day

Cause before you know it Your precious time slips away. Your precious time slips away. Feel that moment. Love every day. Cause before you know it, your precious time slips away. Feel that moment. I wonder if anyone's listening.