The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Forty One - Tanya?
Episode Date: November 13, 2018Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week... extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello and welcome along to the worst day of all time
Episode 41
41, magical old 41
My name is Tim Batt
I'm Guy Montgomery
And if you're just dipping your toes into the podcast at this point
This is a podcast, the only podcast in the world
Where two people watch the movie Grown Ups 2
Every single week for a year and review it
At the moment I'm just watching a bird outside my window
eating a berry that's too big look dude look at that blackbird struggling away with that berry
oh he dropped it that's so good i can't a podcast is an oral experience your commentary on the bird
is worthless to these people so funny though if only you guys could see what i'm seeing right now
this is a this is bad this is a bad way to start. I'm tearing the volume down if I'm listening.
In the last episode, he's going again.
That one's even bigger.
Stop.
Look at me.
Look into my eyes.
You never look in my eyes when we're doing it anymore.
Thank you.
Is this good?
Yes.
Okay.
What were you saying?
The last podcast.
In the last podcast we did, we did the audio commentary which was 101 minutes
which is 1 hour 41
it's too long really
it is too long
it's too long for a podcast
it's too long for some movies
as it turns out
too long for that movie
and I actually
I'm going to confess
I haven't listened back to that yet
oh it's great
so there's going to be a risk
of us parroting
or me at least
parroting some things
that have been said
in the previous podcast
do you just wipe whatever's in your head when we're doing this?
Does it not stay in your head?
I've sort of trained myself to not generate memories
while I'm talking to you about grown-ups too.
Wow.
I know.
It's dark.
Biologically interesting.
We could get you to say some pretty weird shit,
and you'd have no idea.
It'd be like hypnosis.
Yeah.
Anywhoos.
Hey, so this watch, do you know what, man?
Because we did the commentary, it was almost like taking a break in a way.
So this one didn't feel as brutal as some of the watches that we've had.
I've had worse.
Yeah, I do think I was getting pretty antsy towards the end.
I was standing up.
It was about 15 seconds when I was trying to block the TV.
You were.
And I got mad at you.
You did.
Because as I said, if you're not going to watch the movie, guy,
then there's no point to any of this.
To which I replied, whether or not we watch the movie,
there is no point to any of this either way.
There's a kind of a point.
What is it?
To find out where the point is of Breaking Point.
Searching for Breaking Point.
Match.
That would be the name of your autobiography.
Yeah. Tim Badd, search him for the Breaking Point. point searching for breaking point match it'll be the name of your autobiography yeah Tim bad searching for
the breaking point you
make it sound real
badass when an actual
fact all we're doing is
watching an Adam Sandler
movie I just changed my
cadence yeah no it was
actually a surprisingly
enjoyable watch this
week I certainly found
some things I hadn't
seen before that I
enjoyed you got a yeah
do you want to do you
want to cast one of
those inside of the shining light rapper I'll go I've got enough that I don't even put it in the chocolate that seen before that i enjoyed um you gotta yeah do you want to do you want to cast one of those
inside of the shining light wrapper i'll go i've got enough that i don't even dip it in the
chocolate that is the shining light and deliver i'm not even gonna dip this in the shine like
chocolate golden wooden horse i can leave it i've got enough positive memories from watching the
movie just now that i can say positive memories that aren't my shining light just a general
observation so you've got surplus more than one
good thing
to say about
this movie
this is unprecedented
this has never
happened before
Keithy does some
really good acting
early on
so when the
pervy postman
is admiring
Salma Hayek's
bra on the
Atlas of the Dead
Newman
from Seinfeld
Newman
I never learned
his real name
what do you mean
the actor
yeah
is it posty or in Seinfeld?
Neither
Both of those are
Not known by me
Anyway
Yeah
When the pervy Postman
Is admiring Summer Hikes bra
Keithy does a really convincing ooh
And it's sort of
It's just details like this
Do you want to know why it's so good?
Because he doesn't use his fucking hands
That's right
It's the only line in the movie
He delivers without using his hands.
He's a very handsy actor.
Yes.
He's got his own show on Nickelodeon.
Does he?
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Do you reckon it's as good as the Amanda Bynes show was?
No, the Amanda Bynes show was formative.
Amanda Bynes was a real talent.
I was talking to someone about her recently.
It's really sad.
Yeah, it was on the podcast, buddy.
See, I don't remember anything oh that's wonderful that's
that's kind of why i brought it up guy great you laid a honey trip for me do you know what though
dude if i was um if i didn't uh if i didn't listen back to them i'd be in the same boat as you
because i i listened back once to all of them well you're our audio editor I am the audio engineer
I just swan in here
watched the movie
complained for 30 minutes
and swan out
and go
Tim release it
the people have a right to know
yeah
but yeah as I was saying
lots to enjoy this week
well I noticed stuff
that I haven't ever seen before as well
and I'll tell you one of them
here it is
Kid Dynamite Chris Rock's son bends over with the rest of the women I haven't ever seen before as well. And I'll tell you one of them. Here it is.
Kid Dynamite, Chris Rock's son,
bends over with the rest of the women in Squat Robux 101.
That is good.
Now, that's good acting by Kid Dynamite.
Yeah.
Do you think that's direction?
Yeah.
Is it A, direction, B, written in the script,
or three, a fantastic ad lib by a very strong young actor?
See, now, why did you flip to numbers after two letters?
You really set me up for C, but you gave me three.
I don't know.
All right.
I didn't even know I did that.
Oh, I thought you were providing texture.
Texture.
See if I was listening.
What was it?
It was direction, clearly,
because he's too young to come up with that himself.
Like, he is Kid Dynamite, no doubt about it.
He's a talent. He's a good acting talent. A revelation. He's too young to come up with that himself like he is kid dynamite no doubt about it he's talent he's a good good acting talent revelation he's too young to come up i'm
lucky not to get his name on the poster actually yeah i've been tagging all of the grown-ups too
at the local dvd shop with the word uh kid dynamite underneath kevin james i've actually
been twinking out kevin james and running kid dynamite over kevin james uh i actually noticed
something in the squat robuxics class as well. Please.
They are exercising
in what must be
the shittiest gym in town.
It is a run down hole.
It's not a gym.
They've got four exercise cycles,
like a handful of Swiss balls,
and then just this tatty carpet
and a cracked mirror.
I mean,
you know,
we know that Selma Hayek's,
what's her name,
Roxanne. We know that Roxanne is...'s, what's her name, Roxanne.
We know that Roxanne is.
Roxanne Chase Fender we found out today.
She's got a double barrel last name.
One of the only moves that was pro-gender equality in the whole film.
They let Selma Hayek's character have a double barrel last name.
I love that.
Touching.
Anyway.
Anyway, yeah.
I mean, I don't know why they were working out at such a shitty gym.
It's a small town, but surely there's more than one gym.
Surely they'd go for the top shelf.
Well, yeah, especially because the woman who is credited, as we found out in the commentary,
as Kitty Beefcakes.
Yeah.
Is that what they call her in those credits?
Yeah, that's what they call her.
Like, she's cut, man.
She looks good.
She looks real good.
Well, you know
From that point of view
From a bodybuilding point of view
Not my particular cup of tea
Not to your taste
I feel too
I feel too
Not everyone is
Not everyone's tailoring themselves
To your tastes Tim
And nor should they mate
I woke up and dressed myself
And I didn't even consider you
When I was putting these clothes on
This morning
I'm happy to hear that mate
Did you think of me
When you dressed yourself
I did
Yeah this is
A colour that I thought You would like That's why dressed yourself i did yeah this is a color that
i thought you would like that's why i've got both blue jeans and a blue t-shirt on yeah because i
thought you guy likes me and call that the montgomery special i love when you dress up in
blue for me uh so what i was trying to say is because it's weird if she's going to the gym to
do squat robox because she's either nailing it by herself unaided by a gym like she's got a home gym
or she's at a fantastic gym.
I'd say even if you're operating
at an amateur bodybuilding level,
you'd probably have
some sort of weight regimen
in your house
just so that whenever
you get the urge,
the hankering.
So what's she going
to squat aerobics for?
I think it's addictive.
I think working out
to that level is addictive.
I think that's like
cigarettes or caffeine.
Yeah. So she's got a problem. In addition to everyone
in the town questioning her
gender, gender identity.
She's got some other issues going on.
It's not a great...
Hey! I'm going to bring up something important
guy. Okay. Super important.
Sony got hacked.
Oh yeah.
Sony got fucking hacked big time this week someone stole like a
hundred terabytes of their data and uh do you need there's some i'm gonna leave with you guys we've
got some journalists here watching us they've been watching us the whole time and now they want to
tell us something but i don't know what it is they want us journalists oh they want us there's a huge
cushion between us that says fuck that is how could you not keep that in journalist photographer we're getting interviewed
by the local paper and i'll just turn around the cushion i've never done this before and on the
other side it says love can you guys just make some noise that's human to make sure we haven't
gone insane and you're not imaginary that's right they're real they do exist oh shit we've got a
movie to write if not so just remember we've got a big podcast on our hands sony got hacked so
100 terabytes of data has been stolen about 40 gigs been released online uh all sorts of shit
not only their movies and scripts but weird financial transactions that's right and we're
not i mean there's so
so much interesting and odd about this we're not even going to explore the conspiracies of who has
hacked them it was north korea but we can get into that later no we can't we don't have time to
discuss that what we'll speak about specifically what is pertaining to us about four of you have
already posted this only happened a few hours ago and thank you thank you very much um
the what what happens at the sony the Sony when they're planning marketing for pictures
or maybe even these are script meetings.
I'm not 100%.
I think it's marketing meetings
is they write down like the key themes
and they play things really fast and loose
with the definition of the word theme.
I'm on the right page.
Some of the key themes for grownups too from memory.
Tim's just trying to dig up the slide right now.
Male, what was it?
Male problems slash potty humor.
Toilet humor.
As if that is one thing in itself.
One interchangeable term.
And of any remote interest as a theme.
I don't, is potty humor a theme?
I mean, they're making me question my own definition of the word theme.
It's definitely not.
Themes are like love is a theme, isn't it?
Love will prevail.
Is that a theme?
Yeah.
Love overcomes.
That sort of shit.
That's theme.
That's theme-y.
The page that I was on, Guy, that I had loaded up on my little cell phone here, was the other one.
Where they found this document, which is just called Sony Pictures Comments 2012, or something like that, and it said,
it is commendable that Sony Pictures Entertainment
understands and supports the importance of risk-taking,
particularly in how we pick films to greenlight.
However, the studio needs to change deal structure
it has with Happy Madison,
as this arrangement has been disproportionately
benefiting Adam Sandler and his team relative to Sony.
Fucking champ. been disproportionately benefiting adam sandler and his team relative to sony fucking champ like as much as i detest adam sandler for so many reasons chief among them making this god awful
movie that we have to keep watching he has taken on goliath and he has been taking them for a ride
i mean it's so funny we sort of have touched on this in the past haven't we about the hollywood
accounting and I mean
what exactly is going
on on an operation like
grown-ups to where's
the budget going and
no one knows except
Sandler Sandler has a
handle on this whole
operation god damn he's
got money for jam and
it's all at the expense
of Sony I mean there
are a few Sony
employees bad-mouthing
Sandler yeah this movie
is like bland and
shitty I said shitty
they said bland I
think it's I'm they're not all bland or shitty. I said shitty, they said bland.
They're not all bland or shitty,
but I think if you look at his recent filmography.
Also, actually, I just discovered this week,
someone's put us on the trivia page for Grown Ups 2 on IMDb.
So if you are listening, thank you so much.
Yeah, cheers.
Because anyone could look up that website,
and now they'd know about it. You even named the podcast.
On a related note, in terms of appreciation for the fans we've been receiving just just the
best correspondence ever just some messages that are so long you guys are you're shining beacons
of light and hope and so good despairing dark cavity i almost feel like we could do a whole
podcast just reading out great posts.
I'm going to post this on the Facebook wall
after this ep goes up.
We got an email from a Cambridge University student,
a remarkably detailed,
sort of like first-
And yes, the Cambridge.
At least first year university level essay
drawing thematic comparisons
between To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee's fantastic To Kill a Mockingbird,
Harper Lee's fantastic To Kill a Mockingbird,
and Grown Ups 2.
And someone said, I told my flatmate this,
and they said, do they, I mean,
is there merit in what they were writing?
To which I said, I mean, I think, in fairness,
if you put that level of observation on anything,
you can draw comparisons.
But I mean, it's a bang-up.
It's a bang-up essay.
I know a lot about grown-ups too.
Don't know a lot about One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
See?
Either of those. I don't know which one it was.
They were all on in fifth form English.
I don't know which one was which.
I didn't read either of them.
But I love the fact...
Just for our American listeners,
fifth form English, that would be your freshman year. Don't pander to them. But I love the fact... Just for our American listeners, fifth form English is...
That would be your freshman year.
Don't pander to them.
No, that would be your junior year.
Don't you dare.
It's your junior year.
They'll come to us.
All right?
Oh, yeah, and we're going to go to you as well.
I really want to go to LA.
I've decided we want to make it a thing.
Look, we haven't even mentioned
what's coming up in this episode as well.
All right.
Before you go on some weird and wild random crowdsourcing flights to Los Angeles.
That's where I was going.
You just saved me a bunch of time.
We have got on this episode coming up a conversation with Tanya.
Tanya Aikam.
Now, we've long been promising this.
Tanya is an extra to whom we reached out weeks and weeks ago.
She's in the ice cream shop with Colin Quinn.
She does some fantastic acting.
She gets brained by an ice cream scoop.
And I mean, so I'm really looking forward to talking to her
and sort of seeing what her experience is like
and what she's been up to since the movie came out.
Yeah, me both.
Yeah.
Anyway, so that's to look forward to.
I mean, do you want to touch on this whole ludicrous idea
to get us to Los Angeles?
Nope.
I'd rather do my Shining Light.
Okay.
Which I can't remember because you wrote it down for me.
I'll turn the page.
That's such a good page noise.
Listen to this, folks.
It's paper.
Your Shining Light, Tim.
Keithy Scream Peak.
Now, in film, you don't get it all the time
But once in a while you get a character scream
And when your sound guy isn't too good
You've got the boom too close to their face
And it peaks out so it distorts
Right
And the best example of this ever
Is Marv
In Home Alone 1
Where he gets a tarantula
On his face And it is one of the best sounding
screams in cinema i challenge anyone to because it doesn't it doesn't peak it does peak but it's
the best it's just a very committed scream that he gets it's such an unrewarding job sound because
i mean the only measurable of whether or not you've done a good job is if anyone notices
and the goal is to not be noticed.
That's the same as so many jobs, man.
If you're doing it right, you're invisible.
And you only get visible when you're a Muppet.
Anyway.
Anyway, so who is it who screams?
Keithie.
Keithie.
What bit am I...
Oh, when he slams his leg down.
On the table.
Why is that my shining light?
Because you're an idiot.
That was terrible.
My shining light was also during the dinner scene.
We both came up with a bang, bang.
Mine was Chris Rock.
You'll notice on his plate,
he has a really hearty helping of lasagna.
Chris Rock's pretty much got a family-sized lasagna
heaped on his plate at the beginning of dinner.
And then there's sort of a five to six-second conversation
taking place at the dinner table
between his children and and his and his wife
mayor rudolph and then when it comes back to chris rock in about eight seconds he has straight up
demolished half of a lasagna and i mean i'm assuming it's fresh out of the oven that's a
hot lasagna you're going to burn the roof of your mouth temperature you're gonna you're going to be
getting some indigestion problems certainly that's still just a fuckload of carbs. Yeah, I mean, he's a family man.
You've got to start looking at what you're eating, Chris.
You can't put away a whole lasagna at dinner time anymore.
You're in your 40s, mate.
You're in your 40s.
You've got to be honest with yourself and your body.
Listen to what it's saying to you.
Yeah.
Speaking of which, someone who's got a fantastic body
and isn't afraid of listening to it,
it goes by the name of...
Oh, I see. body and isn't afraid of listening to it. It goes by the name of...
Oh, I see.
Patti Schwartz, party time.
It's Patti Schwartz, party time.
It's party time with Patti Schwartz.
He's running around in his muscle singlet, eating a pizza because he owns a pizza company.
It's Patti Schwartz, party time.
Patti Schwartz, party time. It's Paddy Schwartz. Party time. Paddy Schwartz.
Party time.
It's party time
with Paddy Schwartz.
So we found out this week
that Paddy Schwartz
owns a Blaze location.
That's why he's always
flogging it.
He owns one of them.
He owns one of the franchises.
I suspected that
from dot one.
You definitely did.
And actually,
big shout out to Blaze Pizza.
If you are on the Venice boardwalk
and you're looking for a
quick delicious slice of pizza,
not too heavy.
It's not going to slow you down for your workout at Gold's later or your yoga session with
Tanya.
You go Gold's first.
Always go Gold's first.
Yeah.
I don't know which of you is eating pizza on your way to the gym, but you've got to look
at your decisions.
You're 40 now.
You've got to look after your body.
And listen to it.
You've got to listen to it.
Yeah.
Anyway.
So what was Patty Schwartz's party time this week, Tim?
You took the reins.
So it happened for about three quarters of one second in the movie.
That's all you need with Paddy.
And it was the scene when...
It's been said that having sex with Patrick Schwarzenegger,
it can actually only last three quarters of a second
because the level of intensity is so high
that if you have sex with him for longer than that exact amount of time
you literally become
catatonic
and cannot feel emotions
or communicate
with other people
so
shit
you've really thrown me there
because I looked you
in the eye
because you told me to
at the start
and there was such intensity
and now
I know
I know where I'm going
with this
I got this big dog
keep a handle on things at the party scene at the end we're at the fader's house intensity and now i'm no you know i know i know where i'm going with this i got this big dog
keep a handle on things at the um party scene at the end we're at the fader's house and the
frat boys show up and we're running we're running at each other lord of the rings style a community
versus the orcs slash frat boys and uh you see patty schwartz's face for a brief second but i'll
tell you what it's pissed off it angry. It's got aggression on it.
And it's great.
It's really good acting from him.
Hey, and if you're listening,
Paddy, big ups to you as always.
Come join us in LA.
Come join us in LA.
Just quickly,
because we're about to cross over live to Tanya now,
which means that we're going to have
to wrap up our analysis of the film.
I kept a log today
of the continuity errors vis-a-vis the raft.
How much time do you think we have?
Save that for next episode.
No, look, it's going to be real quick.
Anyway, because it's always bothered me.
I've always noticed it.
It's a really, I mean, it's a glaring error.
So the first time you see the raft is when Nick Swartzen pulls the cord and came up.
There are no seats in the raft.
Bronchitis is still there.
No one wants to hear
about your bronchitis.
Right, you go.
It's fucking disgusting.
You go.
Anyway, the next time
you see the raft,
they've always had to
buy that raft,
I'm assuming,
because of opening it.
They've strapped it
to the roof of the bus.
There are now
seats on that raft.
Previously,
there were no seats.
Now, there are seats
on the raft.
And it continues like that.
There's always seats on the raft
until the next time you see one
which is when
Kevin Hart
explodes one out of his fanny pack
there are then no seats on the raft
Kevin Hart's in this movie?
Kevin James
oh Kevin James
yeah yeah yeah
I would kill for some Kevin Hart
imagine if next week
when we turned on the movie
Kevin Hart walked into
one of the scenes
would that not just
fill you with joy?
it would freak me out
there's something
we've been experiencing for
40 weeks suddenly changed that's already been recorded and what are you talking about
i'm sorry bro for breaking the world of the podcast where it all makes sense and means
something listen i can tell you exactly why the seats seats no seats seats situation is because
when the raft is exploding out,
those rafts can't have seats.
It's too rigid to fit in a fanny pack.
You'll notice whenever it explodes out,
it doesn't have seats.
I have noticed that, yeah.
But when it's just a static shot,
it has seats, and that's the reason why.
So they're buying different rafts
from the one advertised.
Or they've created one that can explode,
and the secret to making it fit in the fanny pack.
I know what you're trying to do,
but there's definite...
We need to get on to Tanya, but first we need to get on a mystery tour bus, bruh.
Because dun, dun, dun.
Dun, dun, dun.
Dun, dun, dun.
Roll up.
Roll up.
Roll up.
Roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up.
This one's too long.
Yeah, yeah.
It's far too long.
It's the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour.
What happened to cause Steve Buscemi to have his very unique set of ailments in Grown Ups 1?
He's only got 40% feeling in his body and his arms are trapped in the touchdown position.
How are we going to do it this week, Tim?
Let me grab this one, bro.
Okay.
Kid Dynamite, Mayor Rudolph and Chris Rock's youngest.
Yes.
Bit him in the ankle.
Oh, yeah.
A la John Lovitz in the squat aerobics class.
You got the callback.
Yeah.
In such a specific location that it caused nerve damage.
He hit something.
He hit something in there.
But he's the kicker, right?
The arms, an unrelated injury.
It didn't come from the same thing.
Two injuries in one movie.
Yes.
Wiley cannot catch a break.
So Charlotte accidentally...
Charlotte, Chris Rock's daughter, Charlotte.
...ironed a shirt to his arms while he was wearing it.
Oh, what a caperish movie grown-up sounds like. Charlotte ironed a shirt to his arms while he was wearing it oh
what a caperish
movie grown up
sounds like
so
Steve Buscemi
got a skin graft
and couldn't move
his arms for a while
okay
roll up
roll up
it was a brief
mystery tour
um
what we're gonna do now
is we're gonna
play
someone submitted to us
a fully produced
rock version of the patty
schwartz party time intro uh sampled our voices added some rock music yeah i'm going to give that
an outing now and and then we'll be back with tanya sounds good all right Party time, this paddish was party time. Paddy Woods.
Party time, this paddish was party time.
I just want some niggas coming to the party.
It's all the parties I respect because they're dated.
Bringing sex to the field, they bust my bills.
It's terminated, he's padded.
Paddy Woods.
Party time, this paddish was party time. Paddy Schwartz, all the time. It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time.
It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. That was brought to you by the fantastic fan of the podcast, Martin Law from Bloomington, Indiana.
What a dude. What a great guy.
Big thanks to you, Martin.
And obviously now it is an absolute pleasure to welcome to the podcast, never time listener, but star of the film, Tanya Aikim.
Tanya, come on down.
Hey, guy. Hey guy hey tim how you doing
really good thank you how are you i'm so good thank you so much for taking the time out of
your busy californian schedule and squeezing us in oh it's a it's an honor to be on the podcast
an honor yeah really oh yeah here you guys are going great new zealand yeah we're going okay
down here in new zealand how are you going Now obviously we'll get to the film
In due course
But I mean how are you going in general
What's life
What's life for Tanya Aitken
Being like post grown ups too
Oh it's pretty good
It's pretty good
Just running my yoga
Yeah
My yoga
Running your yoga
Oh yeah
I'm a practitioner
I teach people
Bikram
You got your own studio
Uh huh
Yeah
Here in California.
What part of California?
In the valley.
That's in Los Angeles, I think.
Los Angeles, California.
I see.
And how's that going for you?
So good.
I understand you've just been on a retreat in India, maybe?
I understand that, too.
And is it true?
Yeah.
Beyond understanding it?
Oh, yeah. Yeah? How was that? India is dirty true yeah beyond understanding it oh yeah yeah how was that
india's dirty dirty so dirty what do you mean the streets are dirty yeah so much rubbish did you do
some cleaning no one's buying this eh probably almost definitely not i wouldn't say anyone would
be buying this um we got stood up we did big time so this has been recorded several days
after the first bit of the podcast
so that's why it probably sounds different
sorry about that
we had a time with Tanya
and I don't hold any grudges
because we'll talk to her
we will, I don't begrudge her
if anything it's better
it lengthens the tease even more
it makes this an even bigger deal than it once was
that payoff is really going to come through what are we even going to ask you though you know
like what are we i'll do tanya you do you do okay okay let's waste some more time on this uh tanya
welcome to the podcast hello thank you it's so good to be here yeah it's great to have you on
listen i want to dive right in ask you about making the movie. Oh yeah, sure.
So what is it like working with huge Hollywood stars like Adam Sandler and Kevin James and Chris Rock?
Oh my god, for me it was, I mean, I sort of just got called in.
I knew one of the producers and they said, can you do us a favor?
We need someone to get brained by an ice cream scoop.
And I said yes immediately.
And I didn't actually get to work with any of the stars of the film.
It was just me and Colin Quinn in the ice cream shop.
What's Colin like as a dude?
He's lovely.
This is not going...
Nah.
I hope the real interview goes better than these ones.
Well, she'll probably have Real answers
She won't be manufacturing answers
As she speaks in her
Faux
Californian lilt
That's a good point
That's a very good point
I'll tell you what though
There's certainly
There's starting to be
Some movement on
Our
Our trip over to LA
No yeah
There's genuine
The wheels are in motion folks
Hope in the air right now.
That's why we'd really encourage you,
if you haven't already,
to click on the bloody Facebook,
because we'll chuck any updates we do up on there.
I've got to get my head around Kickstarter,
because there's several...
Do you know how much I owe the bank right now, bro?
Like, literally thousands of dollars.
My credit card has never been in worse shape
than it is right now.
It's terrifying.
Just explain it to the bank.
Just go and you say, I'm good for it.
Give me more.
Yeah, I don't know if they'll buy that though
because I don't have a full-time job anymore.
What about you do?
What do you do?
You take out competing loans.
Loans from competing banks.
Oh, yeah.
Two visas without letting one bank fund the other.
Nah.
Oh, well, there you go.
It's free money right there.
I guess so. I guess that's free money right there I guess so
I guess that's one plan
but I feel like the banks
will talk to each other
and I'll find out
and then I'll be in big trouble
banks don't talk to each other bro
you never get a mortgage
you know that
look this is going off the rails
um fuck
I'm really sorry
we didn't have Tanya
I mean
yeah same
I feel bad about it
I feel bad
but
we did tee it up
I want to
um
express that
yeah yeah yeah in no uncertain terms we had a time and everything
and obviously it's difficult finding a mutually uh sort of accessible time between los angeles
california and auckland new zealand but we did we agreed on one uh for whatever reason it didn't
work out uh tanya sent her apologies has she has she no she? No, she hasn't. She hasn't been in touch since.
That's the thing.
I thought you said she sent her apologies.
No, that was for the first time.
That was when she hadn't been in touch in weeks and weeks,
when she was in India.
I haven't heard from her since she was supposed to meet us online.
Oh!
Yeah.
So, you know, hope she's okay.
Keep an eye out for Tanya down there around Venice Beach
at her Yoka's studio.
Maybe in the Valley.
Who knows?
Maybe at Blaze Pizza,
just gobbling down some of that delicious pizza
with those artisanal ingredients.
It was 180 degree flash baked pizzas.
When you are thinking pizza,
you're probably thinking Blaze.
Just quickly, I mean, while we're here,
I will touch on the fact that you guys have been doing a-up job uh with the patrick schwarzenegger party time news
petty petty schwartz apparently is a bigger party animal than miley cyrus yeah that's insane
isn't that awesome it's a that we i mean we kind of we didn't realize we called it we did call it
we called it big time because i don't think people knew we we you know it was a blank slate that we
projected the party animal emblem onto much like the bat signal into a cloudy night but lo and
behold patty schwartz has stepped up he stepped up and he's gone i won't be the party animal that
you want me to be but i will be the one that you deserve yeah which is huge he's a kennedy yeah he
is from the shriver side that's why i got got confused about the politics of the Schwarzenegger family because Arnie is a Republican,
but Maria Shriver is a Democrat
because she's from the illustrious Kennedy family.
Oh my God, and they're making it work.
And could there be any greater example to show Congress right now
that sides can work together than Arnie and Maria Shriver?
And relationships can survive indiscretions.
Anyhoo, American politics aside,
what I wanted to say was thank you everybody,
which is a lot of people who have come forward
and chucked the updates about the Sony hack onto our wall.
God, has that been exciting to follow.
If you haven't seen the news, and I'm sure you have,
Sony got hacked, biggest corporate hack in history.
I think we've already touched on've already i think we've oh
yeah we touched on i think we've touched on it yeah yeah but um basically all these slides came
out that were internal slides we've touched on this as well have we what the first bit of this
yeah it was days ago so i have no memory of it fuck man look this is going down the tubes we
just just buff this one on the internet we'll call it a day's work uh apologies for not
getting tiny for you sorry about that guys but not really because you know gosh darn it
fuck you in a way no you're not paying for this no you have flipped a switch is your mic on you
sound so far away guy we have a sensitive we you can't just start berating the fans. Watch me. Watch this.
You're all schmucks.
I don't necessarily disagree with that,
but I also don't support you saying it. We're bigger schmucks.
Don't get me wrong.
But, you know, we're all in this schmucky boat together.
Schmucking it up.
It's just we're at the helm of it.
Look, thank you so much for listening.
If you haven't yet, like the Facebook page.
Keep all of that Adam Sandler, Sony pictures,
grown-ups related news rolling through on the news feed we'll keep you up to post uh up to
speed with anything that's happening on our end and uh keep an eye out for the kickstarter y'all
yeah in the meantime don't watch the movie oh yeah let me say that this is an important point
uh someone asked me you guys have put the commentary out you've been telling us for
months now not to watch the movie are you saying we should watch the movie now so a guy private messaged us on our group and he said
guys i just watched the movie and i said all right mate look you've watched it one time so you you
you know you're like in fact i'll try and bring it up but i was basically saying to him you are
now the audience surrogate for all the people who haven't seen the movie what say you i'm going to
put it the ball in your court do you think people
should watch it and he said you know what no he said don't watch the movie and i agree with him
so he watched the movie with the director's commentary today yeah he did and on the balance
of things even he couldn't bring himself to recommend people do that so we're gonna stick
to our guns folks and we're gonna say um don't don't watch the movie the commentary is fine as it
stands by itself um i can't find that guy's message god we're getting a lot of messages
i haven't read any of these well lots to do lots to do uh thank you so much for listening honestly
ignore tim he's just going through a bit of a thing i love you guys you know i do tim went to
the dentist today and they sort of paralyzed the left side of his mouth Yeah I'm like a stroke victim
I mean that's probably where a lot of the mood's coming from
Yeah I guess so
Anyhow peace out
And don't watch the movie
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