The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Forty Two - PartyShwartzanetor

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

Guy and Tim attempt a new method of 'reverse-advertising', Paddy Shwartz has a new name! Most importantly however, Tim has drunken entirely too much gin the night prior and is suffering the consequences. Chris Rock is on form with his PR blitz and the lads are following the wake. Tim gets punchy. There's also an ocelot guitar solo. Enjoy!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These guys really know how to stretch a dumb idea into a fun, engaging and hilarious series. Listening to the hosts as they watch and review the same movie every week for 52 weeks and descend into hopelessness and desperation is wildly entertaining. Best enjoyed from the second hand safety of never having watched the film at all. There's more. having watched the film at all there's more the worst idea of all time podcast is high concept hilarious and occasionally profound a must listen insanity shouldn't be this funny but it is five stars thank you lbw 2112 much appreciated what a review. It's so grandiose. Yeah. Felt like I was in an infomercial listening to you read that.

That was my voice. That was my commercial voice. You've got a good commercial voice. Thanks. We should try and get voice work off the back of this. I got voice work the other day for a drink driving campaign. What are you going to say? Can you talk about this legally?

Yeah, I hope so. I haven't signed anything. So that's usually a good indication I can do whatever the fuck I want. You're bad to the bone. Hey, welcome along to the worst idea of all time. The baddest idea of the worst bones of all time. We're so bad. It's good to be here.

It's strange to be here. I almost threw up when I woke up, and then I got in the shower, and then I almost threw up again. Tim Beck got blackout drunk last night and he is in a weird place it was real accidental too I didn't see it coming I was just sipping on

lots of gin gin and tonic sipping on gin and tonic yeah and yeah like I don't remember

going to bed or anything it was just in my house it was real weird well I tell you what you were a joy to watch the film with because you you had a different read on it from anything I've seen before.

It felt like a different one. You fluctuated between wildly enjoying, cackling away at some of the gags, and just pure despondency at how lazy. You kept referring to how you were really taken aback by how lazy some of the writing was. Yeah, man, big time. And it seemed funny to me because it's like, dude, know this now but you were really affected by it that's the cool thing about having such a terrible memory things things seem new that aren't new you know that probably is a useful tool for

watching this movie it's a good voyage hell of a voyage when you're this hungover i i have almost like i've been right on the verge of vomiting three times and it's barely noon you're a class act mate sorry i think people i think people tune in to listen you go oh i've almost oh here's the thing about the movie it sucks and people have been asking whether they should watch it and the answer is no and we've watched it now 42 times. And there's 10 left. And I don't want to do it anymore. I feel like Peter Dante must have felt, except we don't get paid, you know? Peter Dante loves these movies.

He does. These are his bread and butter, bro. Nah. I've watched a lot of Peter Dante on YouTube recently. I watched one. He's a lacrosse coach. Have I told you that? Yes, yeah.

I watched one where he was talking about, he was getting interviewed by some guy about coaching high school lacrosse. Yeah, I've you that? Yeah. I watched one where he was talking about, he was getting interviewed by like some guy about coaching high school lacrosse. Yeah, I've seen that interview too. I've seen that obscure YouTube interview with Grown Ups 2 co-star. Peter Dante.

Peter Dante as well. Guy. Yeah. Because that's how we fill our days now. Just everything on the peripheral of this movie is how we occupy the time. Peter Dante, if you are at work right now

and you've got a spare five minutes just look up Peter Dante and click on the hyperlinks whatever comes up he is an interesting dude real fascinating isn't he he's quite pro

marijuana real pro marijuana all he does is just retweet stuff about buds that's awesome and um but yeah

there's been some controversy around him with uh using inappropriate words in public. What do you mean? It seems really out of character for Peter because he's a Buddhist stoner. What kind of words are you talking about? Like the N word?

Yeah, I think so. Really? Yeah, slurs. Oh my goodness. Peter. Peter. Come on, mate. Our mate Peter.

Kind of over-toying around With the idea today Of um Probably shouldn't put it On the podcast Going to anyway Writing an entire script For Grown Ups 3 You definitely shouldn't Have put that on the podcast

Why? No you're You're creating a sense Right now in this room You're creating a sense Of obligation between us I know That's the beauty of it Guy

It's like when we started Doing the podcast Because we were talking About doing the podcast And I said Cool we'll do it tomorrow. And you were like, what? And I was like, yeah, if you don't, you know, jump in. Front foot this thing.

If you don't front foot this thing, you know, who knows where you'll be. You might not have watched Grown Ups 2 42 times. Exactly. And you're saying that this is a better place to be in. What? You lost me. Well, you're saying that by doing that, place to be in? What? You lost me. Well, you're saying that by doing that,

you've done a good thing for our lives and that we now, we've front footed it and we have watched the movie 42 times. Touche. Sometimes these rash, snap decisions actually come back to bite you on the ass, Tim. God, tell me about it. Tell me and my credit card all about it, Guy Montgomery,

because neither of us feel very good right now you and your finances god they're in they're in pretty let's talk about the movie oh yeah okay grown-ups too is its name it stars everyone you've never heard of or liked everyone you've heard of and like heard of um what i was thinking about when we watched the movie today is adam sandler's a genius and the reason for that is he's just assembled these representatives from different market segments little mascots give examples taylor lautner teen market done the guy whose name we haven't found out one of the frat boys who i named trunks today. That's your YouTube market. So you've got your online quadrant. Kevin James for overweight people.

Chris Rock for black people. Adam Sandler for sadomasochists. Selma Hayek for dudes who are like... You think they've knowingly cast to a wide variety of markets. But like solely. Yeah. It's not just a consideration it's the movie that's the whole premise so they get these mascots of market quadrants and then

to fill in the oxygen between those atoms they just insert so much product placement you feel like maybe you zoned out and you are in a kmart all of a sudden like if i saw this at the cinemas and i was feeling as whatever the opposite of lucid is as i feel right now after my gin bender from last night i might actually have a moment of thinking that i have wandered into a kmart but don't remember driving in now i'm just like what am i doing at this fucking Kmart? I thought I was going to a movie, but it's not a movie, bro. It's market quadrants, mascots, and product placement. Wow. That was a delight to watch Unravel.

You've been watching me Unravel for the last three hours, brother. This has been one of my most enjoyable screens in the movie because Tim, I cannot explain this to you enough, is just, he's all over the place. because Tim, I cannot explain this to you enough, is just, he's all over the place. Your brain just was moving like in every direction and it would just stop really abruptly though. Like it was moving slowly, but you'd stop one thought and you'd just start talking about something.

Are you talking about during the movie? Yeah. My ramblings. I was rambling about all kinds of things, eh? Yeah. Some of it good, some of it testable. kinds of things hey yeah some of it good some of it testable um i really gravitated toward uh well i don't know i was paying a lot of attention to brayden today you like brayden though and to peter dante because we actually stopped the movie mid-watch

to watch a peter dante interview on youtube which seems kind of silly when you look back at it now um this is a pretty funny thing to do you'd really wanted to see the clip though so we had you on YouTube, which seems kind of silly when you look back at it now. This is a pretty funny thing to do. You'd really wanted to see the clip, though, so we had to pause the movie. Adam comes back to his hometown, and me and Shaq... Shaquille O'Neal, the cops. He really likes Shaq. He said that him and Shaq were best... It was like new best friends within five minutes.

And what I wonder... That's such an intense thing to say. That's really intense. And I wonder if we interviewed Shaquille O'Neal about that, whether or not he'd say the same thing. He's like, Peter was bringing a really high intensity to the friendship. It was actually quite unnerving. The dude was stoned all the time.

I've never seen such a wiry, stoned dude before. I think he might be stoned in that interview. Yeah. He's muscly, man. He's too muscly. He's always got his kid off. Have you seen grandma's boy nah i haven't i heard it's real funny though it's like legitimately it's really

funny is that sandberg is he in that no no no it's the the teacher i can't remember his name he's the lead oh great uh and i can't remember the fucking point okay doesn't need one guy that's all good it was really annoying i was really enjoying that i was just think i was just reminiscing about grandma's boy oh peter dante in it yeah he plays this real stone guy with the monkey and he's like always he's naked it's so funny and he makes the monkey drive a car because he's too stoned to drive that's cool that's funny why can't there be more of that in the in the grown- too? There's another thing you were craving today, Tim, is you were so hungover and stubborn and single-minded that you were watching the movie

and you were becoming genuinely frustrated when gags played out as they have every week proceeding this week. Like, you were hungover enough to expect different lines to come out of the actor's mouth. Yeah. And I was disappointed when it didn't happen. Not once. And I got real surly and angry. Well, of course not was disappointed when it didn't happen. Not once. And I got real surly and angry.

Well, of course not once because it doesn't make any fucking sense. My expectation was It's unrealistic. It's miserably fluid. Like, it's illogical. It's a recorded movie.

Was there anything that you remember enjoying during the movie today? That was a weird thought to come to my head. Are there any aeroplanes in this movie? I don't think so, eh?

No. Do you like that? I like that there are no aeroplanes in the film. I like that there's no aircraft in this motion picture. Okay. Pretty obscure, but entirely valid. How about you, Guy? Is there anything you really enjoyed about this 41st watch?

Well, this is, I guess, these are shining lights, I guess. And mine was, I always find hilarious, Paul Hudson, who's the squat aerobics teacher. He actually had a really strong performance today in the squat aerobics gym. You were doing the thing that you were casting dispersions on me for doing. I know, but he had a really strong showing today. You know when he walks in the gym and he's like, welcome to squat aerobics fitness 101. He's like, I wish they... Yeah, i don't know why they call it that but that's what that's what they told me to say yeah that's what they told me to say fuck i was tearing up i was crying

with laughter at that line today but then i've always found his ridiculous um fight scene like his really over choreographed fight scene to be very funny and today i noticed because he did a really dope kick at the start and i was like oh this is actually pretty cool yeah and then halfway through he does just a full-blown star jump yeah like as an exit from one of his motions he does a full-blown star jump and i like to think he was just like thinking to himself or he had a bet with his friend that he'll be able to do a star jump in the middle of a fight routine and he fucking did so i hope he got that money off Bruce. It's quite an uplifting gesture as well, a star jump.

It feels good. And they keep you fit. Star jumps? Yeah. Are they jarring? Because people say that jogging is bad for you. Bad for your joints. I can believe that.

I can believe that, too. That's why everyone should swim. I'm a bad swimmer, though, so I guess I won't. Swimming is good for you. Tennis players' joints take a hammering oh fuck what they what they put like the thing of how fast they're accelerating to and then they're stopping on a dime tennis players like insane hottest bodies when you're running i think you put three times three it's three times your body weight every footstep so fucking they're charging around probably dropping five times their body weight on a joint like just relentlessly for like four or five hours sometimes oh man that's too much

like rafael nadal has got the knees of a 75 year old but he's still playing those knees of live man they've seen some shit um would you get a knee replacement bro bro, when you get old? What do you mean, if I needed one? Yeah. Yeah, if I could afford it, of course. It seems like an obscure question. Like it's just a given that you would get it? Is that what you're inferring?

Well, you're saying in a hypothetical situation, if my knee blew out when I was older and I needed a replacement, would I get the replacement? There's only one answer to that question yes because you could be in a wheelchair and you could be like that guy the vietnam vet and forrest gump rolling around just being real bitter about everything that's an alternative but the they didn't have the same technology in the in the 90s so it was probably less realistic for him, especially after Vietnam, it was probably less realistic for him to get.

Also unrealistic because his leg blew off, so I don't think a knee replacement would even work on him. What are you even talking about? Oh boy, oh boy. What a ride we're on. We are so far down the rabbit hole right now. Yeah. I feel like what's

happening specifically in this podcast with you yes you are as far down the rabbit hole as you've been yeah yeah you're not wrong what does it feel like you're really like you're hung over enough that you're quite lucid i think what does it feel like i need to pull out what are you thinking about i don't know nothing and everything we need to We need to jump in the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour bus. Okay. And get me out of here, bro. Okay. Because the deafening sound of my own thoughts

are a very scary thing to be left alone with. All right, you are starting to freak me out. So all aboard the bus. Roll up. Roll up for the mystery tour. Roll up. It up for the mystery tour. Roll up. It's an inspiration. Roll up for the mystery tour.

The Steve Buscemi mystery tour is coming to take you away. Coming to take you away. Take you today. Steve Buscemi was at the supermarket going for a shop with his wife Chris Rock worked at the supermarket

Steve Buscemi has this weird thing he likes to do where he walks up and down the condiments aisle fingering the mayonnaise Steve Buscemi loves to finger the mayonnaise he just walks down the supermarket he takes out the first first jar of mayonnaise best foods because they paid a lot of money he fingers the best foods mayonnaise yeah he puts it back he goes on to the next jar love it

and so on and so forth love it steve buscemi has fingered over 73 jars of mayonnaise. Oh, that's weird. And Chris Rock walks around the corner. And what should Steve Buscemi be doing? Busy. But fingering his 75th jar of mayonnaise. He's been caught creamy-handed. He's been caught creamy-handed in the mayonnaise aisle with the mayonnaise.

He's got his hand in the cookie jar but it's a mayonnaise jar. And Chris Rock's specific role at the supermarket is mayonnaise security. Fuck, alright. So this is not a good look for Chris Rock, professionally. Cousin spin-off film to Mall Cop.

So Chris Rock sees what Steve Buscemi is doing to the mayonnaise. Mayo guard, that's what it would be called. Mayo guard. And he takes what Steve Buscemi is doing to the mayonnaise Mayo Guard that's what it would be called Mayo Guard and he takes on Steve Buscemi they fight yeah they fight he tackles him

he sees him and he goes now let's get busy and he charges down the mayonnaise aisle at Steve Buscemi and tackles him into a large best foods mayonnaise display thank you very much, Best Foods. When you think of mayonnaise, you probably think of Best Foods. The mayonnaise jars have not been closed. The lids haven't been put on them properly,

so they all go flying off, and they are coated. These two are literally head-to-toe dripping in mayonnaise. Oh, my God. They have this phenomenal wrestle, and just when it looks like Tsubishimi, after about five minutes of of intense sweaty heavey slightly erotic actually mayonnaise wrestling in the supermarket okay steve buscemi is sitting on top of chris rock with his legs either side yeah and he says

and he says now that is a touchdown and as he puts his arms up to say now that is a touchdown. And as he puts his arms up to say, now that is a touchdown. Yeah. This huge novelty sized best foods mayonnaise jar, which was like sort of a precarious position as a display behind them, which has been in the background of shot, but they just haven't touched it. Like tilts and falls down very specifically on his body and his arms are in the air doing the touchdown position. It crushes his body onto Chris Rock's. Chris Rock is fine, but Steve Buscemi's arms become broken in that position,

and he only has 40% feeling in his body as well. Wow. Wow. I felt like I was there, guy. Some really good picture painting was my mind. Good, eh? Well, that was the Steve Buscemi mystery tour for this week and what a tour it was

what's our other feature I've forgotten hold on what's that is it a knock at the door who's that that looks like a cool dude who's that who's that at the door it's Paddy it's Paddy it's Paddy It's Paddy It's Paddy Schwartz

Party time It's Paddy Schwartz Party time It's Paddy Schwartz He's running round your house On a Jaguar With an ocelot In his hands

Paddy Schwartz Ocelots running round your house on a Jaguar with an ocelot in his hand. Paddy Schwartz. Ocelots everywhere. Ocelots in my pants. Paddy Schwartz. Get these ocelots out of my trousers. Ocelot solo. Patrick Schwarzenegger is in the film.

He is in Grown Ups 2. He is covering the lucrative used to be a governor's son market and uh every week we like to explore the fascinating life and times of patty schwartz in a segment called patty schwartz party time sometimes we talk about things he's doing in the movie that's how the sort of part of the podcast began but things have been getting a little bit meta the last few weeks and we've been delving into Paddy Schwartz's real life, in real life, dating Miley Cyrus. News has leaked that Paddy Schwartz is actually a party animal. And of course, this segment is brought to you by Blaze Pizza. Blaze Pizza!

Official sponsor of the podcast, Blaze Pizza. I say official. They haven't fronted us any money but hey dudes do us a favour do us a real solid take a photo of yourself if you can or actually just photoshop one of you with a blaze pizza box or a slice something with

their logo in it and tweet them and us as well so what we'll do is like advertising but in reverse so we'll ask them for money when heaps of people just start heaps of people just start. After the fact. Heaps of people just start tweeting them. It's a unique model, but I think it might work.

I think this one's got legs, Tim. It's like the worst, I was going to say it's the worst idea. That's the name of this podcast. It's the worst idea for advertising ever. Well, I mean, it would only be appropriate if it was spawned from the worst idea. If you were a company and some douchebags on the internet just started tweeting randomly and then some other different douchebags went can you give us some money now that's not how it fucking works hey no i don't have those douchebags you know i think that works you and i but i mean i don't think it's

inconceivable we could get them on board as a sponsor. Anything's possible. They favorited a tweet someone sent. Oh, they favorited a tweet. We're in now, buddy. Yeah, that's right. That's how it starts. Patty Schwartz, party time. What was your favorite bit of Patty Schwartz in or out of the movie this week, Guy Montgomery?

Patty Schwarzenator. Schwarzenator. I love that. That's real good. Patrick Schwarzenator. schwarzenader i love that it's real good patrick schwarzenader he should do like a really hammy stand-up comedy character called patrick schwarzenader and he goes on stage pretending to be the terminator that'd be so weird but he does like a deliberately really bad impression of his father that's odd yeah everywhere. I'm knocked over the water.

It's all over your Birkenstocks. That's okay. I'm worried about these electric cables. Oh, yeah, the cables. That's not a thing you want with a pad. I'll get a towel. Don't get a towel. Leave it. No, it's water on the floor.

It's got to be mopped up. We're doing a podcast. Yeah, I know. It'll only take a sec. We're in the middle of a conversation. Okay, fine. The me what you're it's a wooden floor patty schwartz party time water's not going anywhere my head on on this couch you're a hot mess tim bat i sure am i love you for it now patrick schwartz patrick schwartzenator uh was really good in the movie today a lot a lot like paul hudson i feel like he really brought the noise uh and just the whole performance i don't think we've mentioned before but front to back

top to bottom patrick schwarzenegger is a pure scene stealer he comes into this movie essentially an unknown entity as an actor and he just steals scenes left right and center he leaves a silver screen legend he he leaves nothing in the tank at the end of the day on set. Yeah. We should have, yeah, I mean, because a lot of people online at the moment, on the interwebs, are talking about how much of a party animal

Party Schwartz is. Party Schwarzenator. Wait, what did I say? That's his name now. Party Schwarzenator. Fuck, I don't know about that, man. Party Schwarzenator. Fuck, I don't know about that, man. Party Schwarzenator. Hey, my name is Party Schwarzenator.

I will be back. I'm already back. My dad, Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can't bore it on it. Pull up. I can't. Pull up. But that's the idea.

I'm pitching this to him, if you're listening. Paddy. Paddy. Paddy, are you there? Paddy Schwarzenator is such a funny name. Paddy Schwarzenator. Okay, so Chris Rock is doing a lot of interviews at the moment. Chris Rock is burning up right now.

Fuck, I love Chris Rock. Yeah. Do you know what, though? I listened to one yesterday Of him on Bullseye What's Bullseye? Hey this is Bullseye I'm Jesse Thorne Is that his name? It's a podcast

It's like a culture podcast But it's okay But Chris Rock Seemed a little cold on that one But then there was an amazing interview with John Cleese Which was lots longer and very interesting I don't know where I was going with that

oh wait you were talking about oh he did someone someone tweeted he did an interview on Felon as part of his media blitz

for top five if anyone's seen it I'd love to hear your thoughts I hear it's really good top five of the movies and your Chris Rock movie that he made himself it's not out here

that he wrote yeah he did there was a good anecdote in it and someone pointed this out to us uh we're in jimmy's asking about the sort of uh initial writing phases of top five and chris is saying he was on the set of grown-ups too uh and he had a lot of downtime and it was like it wasn't his movie and he doesn't explicitly say anything this is getting real conspiracy theory vibes now but he doesn't say anything but he sort of alludes to the fact that he wasn't like i don't think he was enjoying himself as a performer or an artist on this particular project as the as the body language

and sort of the implication of what's being said uh and and from that top five was born but it's like yeah and that's that's the whole story it's not really a very good story is it i mean it's okay when he tells it and here's why because chris rock is is actually quite a he's a dude who wants to do things well so it's interesting that he's in grown-ups too because when he was on this interview that i listened to yesterday we talked he's directed two movies let's go to prison i think no i think i love my wife i think i love my wife is one. And something like...

Head of State. Did he direct that? Maybe you're right. I don't think he's done a movie with the word prison in the title. I think it is, though. Let's Go To Jail. Let's Go To... Anywhose.

But he was talking about how he doesn't fully like... They could have been better. Because he, as a director, didn't have the chops at that point. And he was very nice. He says that everyone gave great performances and stuff. Man, I hope I'm talking about Chris Rock. This might be a different interview for a completely different person I'm thinking of.

It's entirely possible. You have a brain like a sieve. Yeah, it's insane. What is even going on today, eh? Fucking hell. I feel like I've really lost my grip yeah i feel like you are losing your grip too it's quite good like it's a pretty unique day like essentially i'm gonna um hyperbolize your night just for the sake of it but let's say you

drank a liter of gin woke up and watched grown-ups 2 for the 42nd time. Let's just say someone is watching that without any context. That is a man who has lost grip. It sounds bad on paper. If you run the sequences of the last sort of 12 hours together, you're a shambles. You're all right, mate. Oh, I'm Guy Montgomery. I participate in stand-up comedy nights on a

thursday and then i get up and go to brunch with my cousin and i'm out of bed before 10 well i'm sorry we're not all captains of industry mate you know some of us just want to get some fucking sleep because we had out of the blue gin bender from the night prior you know just let us sleep on behalf of slackers everywhere, just leave us the fuck alone. You're like the man. I'm not attacking... You're the man.

I'm not attacking your lifestyle. You are. I'm just... I'm trying to highlight to you this last 12 hours. I feel like I have drunk a litre of gin though, which is too much.

You're quite aggressive then. I mean, I think there's still some gin rattling around your bones to be sure, be sure i people say that when you drink too much gin um you cry like it makes you emotional and i i've never had that i quite like gin i like the taste of the gin and i like gin based drinks hot tip about tim bat uh his favorite cocktail is a tom collins it's a gin based cocktail what else is in it? Simple syrup, lemon, soda water, ice. And simple syrup is just equal parts water and sugar. So it's quite an easy cocktail,

but you've got to really nail the parts, the quantities, to get it good. Anywho, in the shower today, after I'd almost thrown up once and then cleaned all the hair out of the drain and then almost thrown up again, I was really emotional in the shower and I felt on the verge of crying for the first time in quite a long time. It was weird. Was that when I was on the way over? Yeah, man.

You kind of woke me up. I definitely woke you up. Reminding me that we had arranged to watch the movie this morning. And also, I'd just like to say apologies again that we didn't get Tanya. Oh, yeah. Where are you, Tans? I don't think she's listening. I don't think she is either, bro.

One day. Well, I'd say that's about it from us this week. No. More. What do you want i want to hear from you your three favorite zooms from grown-ups too my favorite zoom the one that springs into my mind immediately is the crash zoom on kevin james uh the pool party after Shaq breaks the diving board. Oh, nice choice. It's got a real sort of grainy, authentic, sort of over-the-shoulder vibe to it.

It doesn't feel like it was on sticks. It feels sort of like a steadicam. Yeah. And it just provides a real nice kind of change of tone, I feel, to the film, which otherwise it feels like a pretty staged party scene. So that's definitely my favourite Zoom. Do you have another two? I'm really impressed at the speed at which you came up with that.

Obviously the second Zoom would probably be Braden Higgins on the lilo. Just a real nice slow-moving summertime kind of Zoom. Real summertime vibes. Really weird. Do you know what song I listened to the other day what I love you always forever

near and far close and together everywhere I will be with you everything I will say oh we both went high

we've got a we've got a oh fuck what's the legality around that can we just play a little snippet of that song now well we've been playing Ario Speedway again

yeah just okay yeah we'll just play we we'll just play the chorus song we're gonna play the chorus so nice and everything you got it yeah i got it got it oh that is a really good song and then my third favourite Zoom. I can't think of a third Zoom. You've done so well, bro. Don't get down on yourself because I threw that at you out of nowhere and you've done really well.

Thanks. We're such good friends. We are now. A friendship forged in the fires of a bad film. In the fires of hell. Don't do much. The fiery bells of Lucifer's house. Hey!

You're describing Grown Ups 2 as a Hades-style situation. Nah. The underworld. You know what? It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's just we've watched it too many times. You know what, guys?

It is unfair. It's an unfair thing to do. The movie's ridiculous and very bad but it's a really unfair thing to do to just just fucking just hammer it you know i think i think the reason it's okay though is it is equally as unfair on ourselves yeah yeah i guess so it's it's martyrdom but we're dragging someone else with us you can't't call it martyrdom. Yeah, it is. What we're doing is martyrdom. It totally is.

It's almost the definition. It's self-flagellation to, like, pretend that we're cool. We're not cool. We're just fuckwits watching this movie over and over. No, a martyr is like... You remember a martyr as a good person. A real martyr for the cause is like... Yeah, but you can use it out of the religious context.

Someone who is noble. Nah, yeah, but you can kind of use it almost to mean the opposite as well. The correlation is noble. It's positive. No, I think the connotation is neat. It's like, oh, you're being such a martyr. It's like people who go, oh, I'll do the dishes. It's like, oh, you martyr.

I can see that. Yeah, there's two sides to every coin, every story. Two sides to every story. It's a lyric from Mathematics by Mos Def. It's one of my favorite Mos Def songs. He's so talented, Mos Def. I saw him recently at Western Springs. He really brought the heat.

He performs under Yassin Bey now, but he pretty much played like an hour-long medley of his greatest hits. He would have played like seven songs from, I can't remember the name of the album now. Just back to back to back to back. Yeah, like a concert. He came out here and just performed his music.

It was crazy. No, no, no, when you say immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was some chop-ups. Take that. Eminem did that when I saw him at Western Springs. Mate, we're too far off the rails. We've got to leave.

I feel so sick, bro. I'm probably going to vomit. Thank you very much for listening. Like us on Facebook if you haven't already. That was episode 42, the worst idea of all time.