The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Thirty One - Experts

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

Guy and Tim engage in an adventerous and barely conprehensible watch of the film. Welcome and apologies to all the new listners. There is a Clint Eastwood impression to look forward to. Not a lot else. This episode is recommended for seasoned Worst Idea listeners only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rydyn ni'n byw yn y fath, ac yn cwmio'n gwaith. Sometimes I wish We could take a trip by But even a bit of trouble And heartache And pay for another day I will search for that place But till I find it all I can say Alright, yes. Are these things going?

This feels... This feels insane. I guess we're off. I was actually stunned. I thought that was a false start. So we're off. I was actually stunned. I thought that was a false start. So we're in. Hello, welcome along to the worst idea of all time podcast. Me, Guy Montgomery. And me, Tim Batt.

A podcast in which we watch and review grown-ups to once a week for a year. This is our 31st episode. Welcome to any of our new listeners. It sounds a little crazy on paper. When you lay it down. Yeah, yeah. Well, obviously, but we're here. And we have to acknowledge we do have some new listeners.

They've come along courtesy of a shout out we got from... How did this get made? That's how the jingle goes. That's good. They very generously just noticed that we were doing it and so she mentioned us that's a that's that's the biggest deal that was big for me huge that was very huge for me also exciting and if i had won a google run competition for podcasts where it was like um you got a ten thousand dollar first place prize yeah and we won that i would still be more stoked with the shout out from paul share that's

there's a there's a look of earnest there's an earnest look in your eyes tim and i can really appreciate that yeah i'm just saying thanks paul And everyone on how this is getting made. It means about $10,000 to us. You're pretty much... At least. At least. Like at a minimum. Which is insane.

Well, it sounds insane. It's a lot of money. It's a good thing. Yeah. Anyway, so here we are. We've just watched the movie for the i say thanks thanks and welcome obviously a lot of you are american which i'm very excited about we can see where you're from on our on the sets and there's a lot of americans coming in getting on board we're like

the gcsb yeah of our own podcast there's someone at the door what are you looking at i'm just looking around the room okay look it's a good room we're in tim's lounge he's got a lot of cool stuff going on there's a picture of tim there's two pictures of tim in his own lounge there's one of them looking looking down on that's absolutely true that's the weird thing a really nice headshot of tim looking down on everyone saying what is that saying that speech bubble um voting is sexy voting is sexy and it's above the fireplace it's got like prime position that's where you'd put the best painting you have and you guys have just got a picture of you timbat propaganda and it's very propaganda it's gay it's it's like a kim jong-il shot i went out

shopping one day to the supermarket and came back and they were all worshipping the fireplace. And I don't know what the fuck was going on. Your flatmates were worshipping the fireplace? Yeah, yeah, they were worshipping the fireplace on their hands and knees. And so I came and started worshipping with them. And then I think Nick poked me and he goes, no, no, you don't understand, and pointed up. And I looked up and that fucking picture of me was nailed to the wall it's quite confronting shit yeah i had no idea

and what happened what happened next then i got real scared because the landlord probably doesn't want us putting nails in the wall yeah but when the landlord sees the picture they'll probably understand what's going on here they'll know who's in charge now he came around he saw it but he may have just like glossed

over it because I don't know if he was paying too much attention to the it's nails he was probably intimidated by it

if you ask me he probably took one look at it and then quickly turned his head because he didn't want any more details

the funny thing is he only saw it so quickly I was the only guy in the house I saw it through so maybe you're right only saw it so quickly, he completely missed it. I was the only guy in the house. I saw it through, so maybe you're right. He saw it. He was like, wait a minute, is that the guy that just opened it?

Is that you? Oh my God, you're the guy. And then freaked out. He doesn't want to take on the Fuhrer. He was like, do you just put these up When the flatmates go out And then when they come back You put the normal pictures back up do you

Nope This is what you do when it's just you at home You just put those pictures up Positive affirmations You can do it Tim Go get them Tiger Five o'clock rolls around You take the posters back down it's all

gotten very that one i think i was gonna burn that's a good one the fire the fire pile or in the recycle it was somewhere i threw it out and the flatmates found it and then came back that one up it's like you're respawning for everything you try and throw away to come back yeah anyway so we've

watched the movie grown ups too it's a great movie I've compiled a list of things I thought during the movie we need to

explain you can explain that Tim that guy's been taking notes through the entire movie

because the last couple we've been a bit hazy about that and he's been sure notes through the entire movie because the last couple we've been a bit hazy about that. And he's been sure to include a very large level of detail and it's laid out on his MacBook Air. Can I, before you lay it to waste, can I please explain at least what I was trying to capture

with this text edit document I've created. So I was pretty much, because we always sort of scatter our thoughts down somewhere during the movie uh and i was doing it on the computer and then while tim was doing a technical setup which was taking a little while my mind was wandering and i was looking at the document i thought to make it easy for us i'll try and arrange it into sort of an easy to use guide to what we should touch on during the podcast and i've gone into some level of detail i've used different font sizes. I've attached quotes from the internet.

I've put a big picture of Adam Schwarzenegger with the sun in a urinal. You've ensured that the important bits are in bold. Yeah. And so I've got that ready for us. I think there's a hyperlink on here. So it just looks like digital chicken scratch to me. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

There's no rhyme or reason. Do you want me to... It looks... I said this earlier, but it looks like the cave drawings of the retarded. Honestly, it's actually really good. So, go to the top. It's just like...

It's like, you know in movies when they stumble into the really psycho dude's house and he's got newspaper clippings of everything? That's what this is. Like, this,

it's this level of fucking like, this dude's insane and gonna kill someone. If you just give me, me and my cave drawing one shot, we're gonna do the best damn podcast

you've ever experienced, bud. Okay. Come on this journey with me. Words you just give me, me and my cave drawing one shot, we're going to do the best damn podcast you've ever experienced, bud. Okay. Come on this journey with me. Words on here as well, like I guess they make sense. They don't seem to though. No, this is why it's so good. It's because to anyone else, this document. To anyone else, bro, this is why it's so much.

Sandlot. You're the only other person who could possibly understand the contents of this document and you've just lain it completely to waste in front of my very eyes you're the only other person in the world who could possibly have understood what was going on here and you just said mate this looks like you've picked up a piece of wood and just scratched it on the ground for a while do you think that it would be possible for you to read it in the morning kind of as a new person like from probably not with the same confidence that i could read it now but uh and say i think i think you're gonna

enjoy it so this bit here it's all right we got a letter so what you said you told me huge letters yeah because i can't remember it's just it's like there's a lot of small text around it so when you kind of just glance at the page you go we got a letter you're doing an Adam Sandler impersonation

while reading that anyway we should go into the contents of it I don't want to shoot the messenger if the messenger's got a dope message Well they do

You told me about this messenger I haven't actually read it I copied and pasted it Without looking at it Oh From where? We got it on Facebook From some guy

Oh yes yes yes Okay I know what this is Okay great Oh Took a long time to get to what this is Okay cool Um So

We got a message from one of our Facebook fans, which is cool. I don't want to call them Facebook fans. I want to say people who have liked our group on the Facebook. You might fucking hate us. We can just call them friends or fans. We haven't had this conversation. Anyway. You say friend of the podcast

That's a cool thing to say Friend of the podcast It seems overly Overly congenial I mean It's too much I don't think if anyone listens to this Then

We could be their friends So a friend of the podcast wrote us And I can't pronounce their name Because there's a lot of What looks to me to be Russian characters in it. Possibly Korean. They could go either way, eh? They could be Korean.

I'm too ignorant on the matter to possibly guess. It looks slightly Arabic. I'm not sure what language that name is. It's not important. What is important are the contents of it. I will read the letter, which arrived just a day or two ago. Oh, okay. I've been listening to your podcast for about a week now,

got through all the episodes fast. English is not my first language, and although it's been years since I started learning it, I've found it is a sort of bouquet of various accents, all understandable to me to various degrees. And yours is quite interesting. That's all one sentence with some commas in there to let you break. And the next sentence goes,

I've been getting used to, I've been getting used to the news. Oh, fucking hell. Okay. I'm getting used to the New Zealandaland accent thanks to you got guys now i have lost the ability to read right that's terrifying next sentence i can have a crack at reading what i'm trying to say is not only is your podcast entertaining it is also educational

in a many spheres of life who would have known connecticut was a state indeed not me but i know that now thanks to you loving your podcast to keep up the good work i hope this was the right place to message you that is such a lovely message the idea that someone's speakably cool the fact that someone would use this to help them learn a language is frankly worrying and also really humbling yeah I'm touched and worried too on both of those things thank you very much

that explains the we got a letter big heading ahead lined up for you there Tim because it got me all misty all misty Tim all misty what else do you want to delve into on your chalkboard? I'm mentally insane. I don't know.

Do you want to do... Dude, this is like a fucking magic eye. Like, you'd have to be very, like, squinty to see into this one, to see the real picture well what we could do we'll upload the document to the Facebook page after the podcast

and you can have a lot of look inside I haven't really re-read it yet it's pretty it's pretty alright. I mean, it's going to look weird to you, but I can stand by it. I mean, if I had to do a PowerPoint presentation with it tomorrow morning,

I could explain everything in good conscience. What do you want to do first, Steve? in good conscience what do you want to do first Steve Steve Buscemi mystery tour or Patty Schwartz party time what grace he did

to be able to say hey those are good options hey guy what do you want to kick off with today do you want to start with the Steve Buscemi

mystery tour or would you rather rather get into it first off with the Paddy Schwartz party time that is so what an awesome option if you wake up in the morning

and someone walks into your bedroom and they go good morning how would you like to start your day the Steve Buscemi mystery tour or the Paddy Schwartz party time experience I reckon that would be even better than that

because you'd be in a hotel and it's like when you scored some sweet deal on a holiday website. You and your mate are there. You've got separate rooms because you've got some great deal. And he kicks the door into your room and bursts in. He's like, hey man, what do you want to start the day with? Steve Buscemi mystery tour?

Or do you want to hit Paddy Schwartz party time? You're just like, oh, fuck yeah. Let's fucking do it. Let's get into it. And then whatever you choose, Steve Buscemi. It's rad. And if you say Steve Buscemi, Mr. Buscemi, Steve Buscemi walks through the door and says, well, come on, let's go. Let's do it.

Overdue's Patty Schwartz party time. Patty Schwartz shows up in a helicopter next to the hotel, throws a rock through your window, jumps through, scoops you up in his arms, jumps back into the helicopter and flies you to a penthouse party in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's also a pretty cool option. That'll do, pig. Okay. So I'm saying that. Steve Buscemi mystery to him is us trying to figure out

what one of the characters in the film has had done to him in the first film, which despite the fact that we've now seen Grown Ups 2 32 times, we haven't seen Grown Ups 1 ever, either of us. So something happened to Steve Buscemi's character in the first film and we're trying to fill in the blanks. Now, here are our clues. It put him in a cast that strung his arms up in the touchdown formation for like a year and a half. And also he had, what was it, 40% feeling in his body?

Yeah, 40% feeling in his body. So Guy and I tried to put our medical hats on and try and deduce what could possibly have caused that kind of an injury. And what did you posit? What were the cliff notes last time? Chris Rock tackled him directly from behind and caused quite significant nerve damage when he dislocated a vertebra. Yeah, it's not bad.

It would be pretty aggressive for Chris Rock to do that. But I mean, medically, I think it sort of checks out it's all there so that was last week do I get to do a guess now? yeah I've got a theory

I'm just compiling this now in my mind but I'm going to use some of my reference points here on the document if you don't mind so what happened is, because in this film, Grown Ups 2, four of the characters, the four main characters, they all have to jump off Suicide 35 at some point.

They're made to by the frat boys. You know this. You're familiar with this. So there's a 35-foot drop and they all jump off it naked. And for guys who claim to have been jumping off this rock quite a lot, they have all got truly appalling jumping technique. Yeah, terrible diving form.

All of them are just really off the rails. Chris Rock, he goes down, he sort of takes a front haunt, like he almost belly flops, but he puts his limbs up in front of him to stop himself from doing that. If you're doing that on a 35 foot drop dropped an infant and the infant didn't turn in any way shape or form before they hit the water if you need to have a 30 or a dog one of those but he certainly wasn't onto it and uh and then who's who jumps next adam sandler adam sandler goes with a wide legged approach which is insane it's a 35 foot drop he'll be lucky not to shatter a couple of shin

bones with that sort of fucking laissez-faire attitude to those drops you will literally tear yourself from your arsehole son david david spade proceeds to show reckless disregard for his tailbone as he lunges from the rock hurtling towards the water at a rate of knots before landing squarely on his... Is this your coccyx? I think it is. I'm pretty sure it is. And then Kevin James, still wearing his shoes

for who knows what reason, towel around his neck, yells out, Mama. He also goes for an open-legged approach and lands on top of David's spade, which would break his neck and possibly damage Kevin Jones' pelvis.

Anyway, so while these are all reckless jumps, they all seem to get away with it just fine, which is a miracle if you ask me. And I think that in the first movie, as evidenced by the technique in the second movie, Steve Buscemi's character, Wiley, probably had to jump off something high. And through whatever stupid fucking technique he used

because they're all morons, he fucking threw his body out in that specific way. Maybe Chris Rock gave him a fright, he hid behind a bush and he went BOO! And then he went AHH! And that's the injury he got and he's always begrudged Chris Rock

for that um and that is the Steve Steve Buscemi mystery tour I don't know how to fit all those syllables

into that tune what's the next thing yeah look at you coming around look at you coming around to the notepad it's because I drifted I'll admit

when you were talking just before and then I was like we said some really interesting shit while the movie was playing. Yeah. And you would have captured some of them, which is why this just looks mental to me. That's right. Do you want to do a Paddy Schwartz party time quickly? Yeah.

Yeah. So it goes... Paddy Schwartz party time. Paddy Schwartz party time Paddy Schwartz party time party time so you can host this one

because you told me about this picture you caught me onto it so it's I think someone actually on the Facebook group page

whatever it is I think they put me onto this I think or someone tweeted me maybe so it's a picture of Annie and the photo

looks to be 20 years old yeah yeah about 20 years old no I'd say seeing his pedis no he's turning 21 so it would probably be like

he probably looks like maybe 5 which would make it what what, like 15? 15? 15 years old. Let's have a 15-year-old photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a urinal in a bar with his two sons. Hmm.

I feel like we've paid a lot of attention on how old the... Anyhow. It could, in fairness to Arnie, this could be about, it could just be some sort of other restroom. Like it could be a gym, a public swimming pool. Like a YMCA. It could be a urinal in a mall. It could be at a fair or in a community hall.

Probably not a church. Churches would look like that if it was like a church school, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, a school. Could be the kid's school. Arnie is looking down, seemingly, at his son's... What, do you say genitals? He says penis, mate. That.

Yeah. Don't be afraid to say the word penis. A lot of us have them, Tim. Penis. Penis. Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that. Anyway, so he's posted this photo. Yeah.

Arnie's posted this photo. Arnie, sorry, posted this photo. And what he said to his son was, Happy birthday to a great son who has grown into a great man, Patrick Schwarzenegger. I'm so proud of you and love you, hashtag TPT, it stands for throwback Thursday, oh

throwback Thursday, yeah and that's a very earnest and heartfelt message, it's a lovely message from Arnie, Arnie's a real nice guy, and accordingly I looked up Patrick Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger's Twitter lovely message from Arnie. Arnie's a real nice guy. And, and accordingly, I looked up Patrick Schwarzenegger, Patrick Schwarzenegger's Twitter feed.

And Paddy, he looks like a cool guy. He looks like he's got a great life. He's like, he seems awesome. And so happy birthday, Paddy. Happy birthday,

Paddy. Like he's like, all these cool photos of him with his friends. Just doing awesome stuff. I'm pretty sure he lives in LA. He must live in LA. Of course he does. and it looks kick-ass do you want to be petty schwartz i want to be petty schwartz but i'd hang out with him for a weekend for sure he got all these dope parties they're driving these cars around he's doing all these shoot these modeling shoots for tom ford

shit this kid's 20 just turned 21 jesus. Jesus. He's just like, boom! And so like, whenever he shows up I guess whenever he shows up at his friend's house everyone's just hanging out, usually on a Saturday night like, oh man, this party's kind of okay, but it's missing something. Well, and then Paddy Schwartz comes out. Yeah, and then Paddy Schwartz comes and bursts into

the room and he goes, he waits for them to say this so he's sort of just hanging out. I know where this is going.'s sort of just hanging out. I know where this is going. He's kind of hanging out. I know where this is going. Outside the party waiting for his entrance point. And then? And then whatever the friends say.

Oh, man. I don't know. I can really, I can't quite put my finger on it, but this party's missing something. He comes in and he goes, It's Spanish Farts Party Time. Hey, Spanish Farts Party Time. It's Party Time withartz, party time. Hey, Paddy Schwartz, party time. It's party time with Paddy Schwartz.

Party time. Yeah. I'm 21. Let's drink tequila in Las Vegas. I'm Paddy Schwartz. It's party time. Yeah. Shit, yeah, man.

Didn't see that coming neither did I man oh man um in some view okay so I'm gonna start reading the small print on your notebook now the mother of Braden Higgins

doesn't tell David Spade he has a child for 17 years holds on to the information until the Braden is on a train from Florida then calls David to tell him I understand that

the real point behind that underpinning that thought was that David Spade following the logic of this movie would have to have been told at some point that his son's coming to visit and he goes yep awesome and just hung up the phone and didn't ask for any more details would have to have been told at some point that his son's coming to visit and he goes, yep, awesome and just hung up the phone and didn't ask for any more details. The phone call must have been

like hey David, you've got a son it's going to be at the train station in a week and he's like, okay, awesome boom, hangs up the phone The reason why this has to be true is because the way that the movie has presented the evidence of what David Spade knows, there's no room for confusion here.

This is the only possible way that that phone call happened. Because he knows that he's got a son, but absolutely nothing else. But he doesn't have a single other team. He's finding the information out as the audience are also finding the information out. He's going, what, who, who are you?

Hiccups McGee? And he's like, what? Oh, I don't know about with Hiccups McGee? So, so Higgins

had to like get this phone call out of the blue, ringing on his wall in his house, picks it up. Hey, Brent Higgins?

Yeah. Oh, you've got a son. Okay, that's cool. Walks out of the room. Just leaves. That's right. So he shows up. It's just insane.

It's insane. It's so reckless from David Spade. Who would deal with that situation like that? Who is dealing with that situation like that? Who is dealing with that situation like that? Yeah, well. You know, bud? Yeah, I am curious about that. So it's ludicrous.

And so Brayden, who's just the pawn in this weird game these two former lovers are playing, is told, you're going on a train from Florida to Connecticut or wherever. Why's that? You're meeting your dad. Okay. Me go. Yeah. told you're going on a train from florida to connecticut or wherever why is that you mean okay me go yeah me go no go stay you have to go okay me go summertime and so he just gets on a train what you were like what you were talking about before, man. No one else on earth would understand what you were just fucking saying. Yeah, absolutely. Throwing random words around.

What you're saying right now resembles the Enigma code. And I'm like that guy who cracked it. We're a team. We're a team. Cheers. We just bump microphones. What else have we got? I told you I'd do a real good...

Clint Eastwood impression. You sure did. While Tim was doing all the tech stuff before the podcast, I was just watching a clip of Dirty Harry, the Do You Feel lucky punk speech. So I've always wanted to be, I started wanting to say it to people, but I don't know the quote.

So I had to watch the clip. I want to paint you a picture folks. As guys telling you that preparing to do this, this performance for you, he's sipping, just sipping his ice water. And at the moment he's wearing like a long sleeve skivvy. And he could not look like

a bigger fuckwit a C grade actor preparing for some role that he doesn't really need but he kind of wants let me let me first say this okay

my story just a little scratchy so in the lower register of Clint Eastwood's range So I may first say this. Okay. My theory just a little scratchy. So in the lower register of Clint Eastwood's rage, please bear that in mind. I may not be able to hit the note this evening, but rest assured. This is going to be completely underwhelming. I can barely remember watching the clip earlier. But I'm just going to do a really hammy Clint Eastwood, okay?

Cool, man. Uh-huh. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth and all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But the thing is, this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.

It'll blow your head clean off. You can ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk? Got a little bit Al Pacino at the end there, I thought. It was not a bad effort at all, bro. Thank you. I'm proud of you.

Thank you. It was real good. There were bits I lost a little bit, but there were moments when I was hitting him. You know, that's pretty much time. I think. Seriously? It's been 20... Yeah. Yeah. you know that's pretty much time I think seriously it's been 20 yeah

yeah it's been 27 minutes about that that's crazy I think a little less or should we ram in our shining lights oh god get out of here

the document has dominated this fucking podcast I'm sorry for that unless you've liked it oh god I think it's been pretty good fun okay shining light

shining light you had a very funny one here's mine so let me set the scene for you all and I'm just saying my son

is at a school's ballet recital in the big town school hall and it looks like it can fit 1500 people and

it's pretty packed out the parents were there and the kids are about to perform and against

the back wall are the cops and Higgins and all of Adam's friends all of Adam's friends.

All of the buddies. If you look behind Peter Dante's head who is the co-police person next to Shaxs. Officer Dante. Yeah. If you look above his head there's a photo of like six

kids and a woman figure who you must assume is like a mum or a teacher what's the mise-en-scene of the photo it's arranged kind of like almost a poster for a musical they're all in a v formation coming towards the camera so do you do it might not exist do you think that the poster was like a poster for a school performance maybe or something like it i've got to rush through this okay so my shining because there's something really important i need to get to okay you cannot let me forget this well you've got to go for it oh my god this will

change lives but you have to give your shining light real quick so I'll finish mine. So that photo, I reckon, is the family of like an executive producer or something in the film.

That's my theory. That really took me. That was my shining light. Go. Okay, mine was Adam Sandler's line when he's like playing defender

against his son kicking. He goes, I'm a crazy fun bagger. Give me that football. And I'm running towards his son kicking he goes i'm a crazy back give me that football and i'm running towards the sun it's just it's probably just a funny little ad-lib i think it's genuinely a funny moment from sandler in the movie uh full credit to the guy i think he really nailed that one and um that was my shining light now do your important thing so do you remember a certain conversation that we had while the movie was on about people getting vaporized if they're exposed to moonlight outside of the ice cream parlor or a house?

Yes, I remember that very well. It's, I mean, there's quite a big concept to introduce on the back end of the podcast, but we're just going to go over time. We're just going to riff this one through. Oh, we've got to wrap up now. No, we've got to just get it out there. I guess I can't just throw this. While the momentum's there.

That made up that sentence and not explain it a bit. We're sorry for going over time. If you have to pause this and go and do something else and come back and take the last six minutes later, that's okay. If you usually listen to it for a set amount of time and then you have to start doing the task, like if it's exactly the amount of time it takes for your bus or your bike ride to work or whatever.

The tone of the movie changes when they're at the ice cream parlor at night. And I think that it's one of those movies where it becomes a completely different genre, but they've just done it so well that no one's kind of picked up on it. Okay, you're going to need to explain this further. So, Pumpty's date with Charlotte.

Yeah, at the ice cream parlor. At the ice cream parlor. Things are going great. Yeah, they're going to need to explain this further. So, Puppy's date with Charlotte. Yeah, at the ice cream parlor. At the ice cream parlor. Things are going great. Yeah, they're going pretty well until a frog turns up. Yeah, a freaky looking little frog. It's so, for people who haven't seen the movie, it's so hard to tell what is coming up because we're a bit tired, if you know what I mean.

Or if it's actually in the movie. Like, if we're making it up or not. The I mean or if it's actually in the movie like if we're making it up or not the frog yeah the frog's in the movie I know but like well there's

the stuff that we're saying is as ridiculous as the movie is in a way like it's hard to discern yeah well if you start looking for a line between

what's more ridiculous between this podcast and the fact someone made this movie things get pretty freaking crazy. Oh, that is a grey, blurry line. Oh, wow. You either die as a hero

or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, eh? That's right. That's a Batman reference. Are we going to do this vaporising thing? Let's do it. So the tone of the movie changed. So they're at the ice cream parlor. And it's also where, what's the hot girl's name at school?

Nancy Arbuckle turns up to get some ice creams off Greg Vader. And anyway, the tone really changed for me. Things started getting real dark, real bleak. Yeah. And it kind of started morphing into like a terror sci-fi kind of thing. So then I started thinking about it. And I arrived somehow at the conclusion that everyone, and just in this town where Granite was to set in Connecticut,

if you're out after sunset and you're not in like a property like by a house or at the ice cream parlor only if you're anywhere else that aren't those two locations you get vaporized by just by the moonlight it's fair the moonlight thing came later as i tried to kind of retrofit something on top of it okay yeah the original idea was that they just the atmosphere just yeah destroys them so people all over just people in public spaces will just be vaporized anyway because so you so you proposed this to me right yeah and i was like that is insane this doesn't make any sense whatsoever. You did. You said that out loud many times. Like several times to you, I said, you've lost it.

And then we arrived at the party scene. And Summer Hyatt was like telling Adam Sandler she was pregnant. And then the guests arrived. And she was like, our guests are here. And you, in like full earnest, with doe eyes, were like, I don't see how they got there. I was like, I don't know how that fucking happened Do you remember that?

Was it all your exact words? I think I said I think I said, well how the fuck did that happen? That would have been vaporised by the moonlight That's right, and when you said that in full earnest, I was like, oh holy shit he believes in this thing. And that is just amazing to me.

And so then from there forth, I completely understood what you were going for and watched the movie with exactly the same perspective. And it is awesome. We're going to wrap up the podcast and I feel like we're on such thin ice doing this one after doing episode 29. Pawn salad.

It's a famous ep. Yeah. The other thing is... He's referred back to the document, folks, just for those who can't see. I was going to say... I had an idea for episode 33. I know where this is going.

It's called the, I don't really know where this came from. I don't think it's a very good idea, especially to say it out loud. And if this goes to see the light of day. No, anyway, it's called the bubble bath special. If we watch a movie in a bubble bath. But on stage. Oh, yeah. No, that was a different idea.

That was if we wanted to do sort of a charity fundraiser, we'd do it on stage. But you said bubble bath the other way, though, at the time. Yeah. It sounds insane now. I don't know about it. I said we're in the podcast on a bum note, but I can't really throw my full conviction behind that idea.

These are the ramblings of someone who is losing their grip. Oh man, I feel like you've just Blairar witch the last bit of the vodka we've just a guy's gone absolutely inside and fully snapped but we don't know whether it's a really clever construction or if we're being incredibly voyeuristic by watching the footage um like you you're gone mate you're out of here nah I gotta say you know at the end of the day you gotta look at the viewing I gotta say

that's probably one of the more enjoyable viewings I've had recently I really enjoyed watching the movie with you Tim I thought we had a good laugh we came up with some pretty interesting ideas

sort of that's how I feel about the project at this point you know what I'm saying I think it had a good laugh. We came up with some pretty interesting ideas. That's how I feel about the project at this point. You know what I'm saying? I think it was a good night's work for us. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I like that.

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