The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Thirty Two - Glamourpuss

Episode Date: November 3, 2018

It's 1:30 in the morning, do you know where your children are? Guy Montgomery is asleep on the couch at Tim Batt's flat. Tim is watching Grown Ups 2 again, trying not to cry. What ensues is a dis...cussion about life and death, 1970s soul singers, paintings of tigers, the possibility of being an All Black and Grown Ups 2. All your favourite bits are here, The Shining Light; The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour; Paddy Schwartz Party Time and so much more. Cherish these moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the worst idea of all time, episode 32. We've just watched the movie again, sort of, and to be honest with you guys, I want to cry. I've been a volunteer phone counsellor at Yesline before. I've been touched by depression, people in my life, but I really want to kill myself at this point. I don't want to make too light of that, but I'm feeling suicidal. The guy's peggedaked out he's been asleep through the whole movie and i think
Starting point is 00:00:50 he might just be coming to now how are you guy let me let me give you a mic let me mic you up i'm going good how do you feel you're looking pretty um pretty sleepy there, my friend. Oh, yeah, boy. So let me tell you about my movie watching experience, Guy, because... Put it on, big fella, put it on and on. You've been in the land of nod for a little while, so let's get your engine warmed up before I throw your head first into the podcast. Please do. So this was Watch 32. We've got 20 to go, and I feel really sad about the project and about what we've got to do
Starting point is 00:01:27 from here on well it was sort of it was a sugar-coated viewing that you you put yourself you put on yourself wasn't it i mean you came in you relaxed you you were in a good mood too good probably it was all right and and sort of i feel like time's really just gone whizzing by and certainly here we both are. Yeah. That's generally what happens when you fall asleep though. Time tends to get a bit distorted. The concept of time gets distorted,
Starting point is 00:01:54 but time itself actually is a constant. It is, yeah. That doesn't change. It's a perception. It's a perception that changes. So look, we've got a lot of business to get through a lot to get through um i want to bring up because people have been very generous with um listen people have been very i don't understand why anyone's listening to this podcast to be honest but there's
Starting point is 00:02:15 a few people who are always sending us messages which are different times and days and feelings when i felt like that too tim but by large, I actually feel pretty positive about the whole operation most of the time. That's good. That's a good thing. Except when you're watching the movie though, right? Well, in fairness to the film, there was a moment earlier when I did feel like this isn't so bad. Do you remember what the moment was? Not at all.
Starting point is 00:02:44 That's pretty much the last thing I remember before you woke me up and said, hey, we're doing this. Because I think the only fair thing to do now would be we're going to have to tack one on where I'm asleep. It feels like the only fair way to even it up, you know? Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah, I wouldn't do that to you. And namely myself, I wouldn't do that to you and namely myself i wouldn't do that to myself i haven't brought this up before but what we're doing reminds me a lot of the milgram experiment what's the milgram experiment they're doing like the 60s where they would get um two sets of actors and one of the actors played the role of doctor So they would wear a white lab coat and have a clipboard.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And they had a defined script that they could say. And then the other actor would be behind a glass booth connected to what looked like a series of electrodes to their body. And they'd get a volunteer off the street to... The facade was for the volunteer off the street was that they were trying to test for people, I think, like their psychic abilities. So they would hold up a card that was for the volunteer off the street was that they were trying to test for people. I think it's like this psychic abilities. So they would hold up a card that was facing the wrong way and say,
Starting point is 00:03:49 what symbol is on this card? It'd be like, it's a triangle. And if they got it wrong, they got shocked. They got electrocuted. And the level at which they got electrocuted kept increasing if they got it wrong.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Yeah. But it was the volunteer off the street who, who kept shocking them. So the person wasn't actually getting electrocuted. They were an actor. And the doctor, actor, all they could say to try and encourage the person to keep increasing the voltage was the experiment requires you to continue. And basically what they were trying to test is
Starting point is 00:04:18 if you have a person in authority, could you get to a point of putting your own morality to the side so much that you end up killing another human being and what they found out is as long as it's someone else's responsibility people will basically always do that and i feel like there's an aspect of pain that we're putting ourselves through at this point we're like we're surrendering all common sense because we've set the rules down it's interesting and in depth I mean I really don't know what to say
Starting point is 00:04:52 you laid it on pretty heavy I think it does hurt to watch what I remember of watching the movie on this particular screening I mean there was a lethargy and pain what I remember of watching the movie on this particular screening,
Starting point is 00:05:11 I mean, there was a lethargy and pain to the fact that it was happening again and that I'd already seen it all. I mean, again, you've come in with it very heavy. Sorry. No, it's good. I mean, it's... I feel like that's where we're at though man Yeah We're in a heavy point in the project
Starting point is 00:05:28 But the experiment must continue Look at that You know God he's good God he's good Fuck he's good Someone named David Hamilton Posted on the
Starting point is 00:05:43 He's from Denton Texas which is cool we've got someone listening in Texas Denton Texas he's posted a thing on our Facebook group it's an article to a cinemablend.com article about what Chris Rock was up to during the shooting of
Starting point is 00:06:00 Grown Ups 2 yeah I saw this in passing this is actually reasonably interesting because we've talked about this before, haven't we? Yeah, I think we've kind of mentioned. We've talked about what Chris Rock was doing while off set, on set for Grown Ups 2. So it turns out we've got an answer to that because while Chris Rock was in his trailer,
Starting point is 00:06:20 because even see, I think there's a quote from him in this article that says like, even though he was number four on the call sheet, he was a big dog. He was important. Oh, big time. He was instrumental to the ensemble cast. He was very...
Starting point is 00:06:31 He was critical. He was critical. He didn't have a lot to do. So whenever he was in his trailer, which was a lot of the time, he was working on the script for a film that he made, which has just come out, called Top Five. And it's been released at the toronto international film festival to um quite solid reviews by all accounts and it's got a lot of um cameos in it and adam sandler's in it at the end oh that's good i love
Starting point is 00:06:58 the idea that chris rock used that time responsibly same man, man. Yeah. And, like, Adam Sandler kept trying to come up and go, Hey! No working on your own projects! But he still came into his movie, which is Q. Yeah. Well, you've got to respect that. Adam Sandler thought it was a quick cash grab from Chris Rock. I'm not agreeing to be in your fancy pants drama movie.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I'll only be in your comedy, your family comedy. I'm Adam Sandler. However he says anything. That's good. Yeah, it's not bad. This next message is from Casey Russell, who's also posted on our Facebook group. Casey, I don't know if you're a boy or a girl.
Starting point is 00:07:45 He says, so I just watched the movie against your advice. And let me just come away from the message to repeat our message, which is don't watch the movie. Don't watch the movie. Don't watch the film. The message continues. I was expecting everything in the movie after listening to all the podcasts,
Starting point is 00:08:01 but while watching, I was lulled into a false sense of security that the movie was actually a decent movie there weren't any laughs but it wasn't too difficult to get through i finished the movie about 10 minutes ago and i've never felt more drained in my entire life i feel like it's taken all the good out of me and replaced it with abuse and violence and burps and these farts i only hope more people can take your advice to heart more. There's lovely feedback. We couldn't have warned you more. But also, I mean, I've got to say, you live a life of extremes, Casey Russell. If you're like, oh, this movie's going okay,
Starting point is 00:08:36 and then suddenly you feel sort of all these dark feelings, I mean, Casey's got to look at a mirror and see what's going on with Casey lately how's Casey doing I mean how are things going in Casey's home have you got kids Casey are they happy are you happy with who you are
Starting point is 00:08:58 you've got to look at yourself Casey you've got to look at yourself Casey You gotta look at yourself And think about it I think this is a pretty good time To go into the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour Is coming to take us away
Starting point is 00:09:23 Coming to take you away, take you away. So, I heard something for this. Did you want to throw anything out? No, no. I believe the onus is on you to tell me what happened to Steve Buscemi's character prior to this film that has rendered him sort of motionless in the leg department. In the arms. But very busy in the arms.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay. So I reckon he got bitten by something venomous, like probably a snake. Mmm. Yeah, that's where I'm going with this time. Yeah, that's where I'm going with this time Steve Buscemi's character Wiley Was bitten by a poisonous rattlesnake
Starting point is 00:10:10 In the spine Bitten in the spine Unfortunate place to be bitten And I think it happened when in the first movie They were all camping together On a dusty mountain Full of rattlesnakes Full of them Full of rattlesnakes. Full of them?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Full of rattlesnakes. They call it Rattlesnake Mountain and if you're at the base of the mountain at night time and you're close to your eyes you can
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Starting point is 00:10:43 tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss to this the deeper you go i think rattlesnake mountain sounds like a real thing i think that adam sandler's family probably wouldn't cross reference their holiday destination so well yeah so they might wind up holidaying with around rattlesnake mountain that was the funny thing about the first movie they were supposed to go to disney world right? You hear me? Yeah. And because Adam Sandler is too proud to use MapQuest
Starting point is 00:11:09 or Google Maps or Apple Maps, whatever his chosen provider is, he's too proud, he ended up driving them off course and then the car broke down onto Rattlesnake Mountain. And because everyone was following Adam Sandler's car in a convoy situation. We're not with it.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Because they're all so scared of him because he yells following Adam Sandler's car in a convoy situation. We're not with it because they were so scared of him because he yelled so much. So abusive. Oh, it's good. Yeah, so that's what happened to Steve Buscemi in the Mystery Tour
Starting point is 00:11:33 this week, man. He got bitten by a rattlesnake on Rattlesnake Mountain in the spine. I like the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. They also conveniently
Starting point is 00:11:42 lead me into my next question, Tim, which is, I mean, with regards to the podcast that we're doing. Yeah. I think, you know, we talk about people involved in the movie. I mean, if they caught wind of what was happening here and mostly in Auckland, New Zealand. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I mean, how do you think a lot of them would sit on it? I mean, how do you think, say, Kevin would sit on i mean how do you think say kevin james would feel if he found out that we were doing this podcast kevin james would be fucking furious if he found out what we're doing and i i put adam sandler in that camp too i think he'd be upset if they catch wind of this they're not going to be cool about it i reckon david spade would be right with it um i feel like chris rock could probably see the comedy in it i think he'd be kind of like the one who's on the fence um i think john lovitz would be very into what we're doing here very into it yeah uh peter dante might already know
Starting point is 00:12:39 what we're doing because he apparently favorited a tweet where someone was kind of talking about us, tagging us in. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. Maybe he's got some awareness of it. It would blow my mind if we got an opportunity to talk to Peter Dante on the podcast. Yeah, well, I mean,
Starting point is 00:12:54 he's pretty busy with his job as a policeman. If you could just take a moment of your time, Peter. Guy, you know the movie is not real eh well right now it's sort of just woven into the fabric of my mind yeah that's what i'm trying to unstitch right now because i know normally you realize the difference between make belief and real but i feel like right now i'm not sure if you you're totally well look no i think distinguishing the jarring reality of the situation, Tim, is I'm sitting here on a couch, sitting, frankly, uncomfortably close to you.
Starting point is 00:13:33 It's about 1.30 on a Wednesday night, and we're fucking talking about grown-ups too, once again. It's like that Whitesnake song, Here I Go Again, on my own, because he fell asleep. Here she goes again. Two different songs but yeah yeah sure look sure look it's just like tell me what's love got to do can you describe exactly how you're feeling love What's love but a secondhand emotion? Ever since I got these new mics, which are handhelds, we've gotten real sing-songy. What's love?
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah, well, they lend themselves to having a bit of a jam. I feel like a glamour puss with this microphone. I know. You look like a glamour puss. Pussycat. You look like an absolute glamour puss. With a velvet purr. Speaking of a velvet purr, I've got to show you my painting that I bought today, man.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I bought a large painting on velvet, which I didn't know was the thing, of a tiger that I'm going to put in my bedroom facing my bed. Where is it right now? It's in my bedroom. Just on the ground. Do you want me to get it i mean the podcast is essentially an oral medium and so i don't know what value our listeners are going to get out of you wading into your lounge with this big tiger picture all right you know what we'll leave it we'll leave it i would like to maybe i'll put a photo up tigers quickly
Starting point is 00:15:03 i wrote a note in your little notebook. Did you? In big capital letters, it says, Mayor Rudolph, Minnie Ruperton. And this was a revelation to me that was very exciting. So Mayor Rudolph, famous actress, comedy actress, Mayor Rudolph from television and the film and the screen. People would probably most know her from Bridesmaids, right?
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah, and she was a regular player on Saturday Night Live. Anyway, her mother is the very famous soul singer, Minnie Ruperton, who's well known for her range, probably best known for her song, Loving You, which was lampooned on a South Park episode. Loving you is easy because you're beautiful. Yeah, and that's when she displays her wonderful range. She'd be like a soprano. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I think she had a five octave range. I don't know what the word is. That's a that's pretty much she she also sang a great song with the rotary connection who are sort of a soul and funk band uh called black hole of the sun and like anyway very brilliant singer she died at 31 holy smokes of cancer of breast cancer she's one of the early public figures
Starting point is 00:16:30 to sort of speak out about having it and what an amazing body of work to have so and she's like by then is it
Starting point is 00:16:37 well quite right so she's a marvellous marvellous singer and Mae Rudolf's her daughter who's also sort of carved out a very good reputation for herself
Starting point is 00:16:46 and then pretty much served a sous vide turd. And if you don't know what a sous vide is, that's when you cook, you steam the turd at a certain temperature in a bag in boiling water. So it's in a sort of a glad bag. Like broiling? Yeah, similar, yeah. Similar to broiling a turd. And that's what Mayor Rudolph's done here
Starting point is 00:17:07 I mean, she's married, as we've said before, to Paul Thomas Anderson One of the sort of true auteur directors in Hollywood right now Auteur? You might know Paul Thomas Anderson from The Master Auteur? Do you know what an auteur is? No Some of the distinct style or like fingerprint
Starting point is 00:17:27 so if you're watching an auteur I mean you can see Dennis Dugan someone as A and an auteur the director of Adam Sandler films is an auteur of sorts look this point's really gone off the rails
Starting point is 00:17:42 do you know what's really weird that Mayor Rudolph's mum died at 31 what's really weird? That Mayor Rudolph's mum died at 31. What's always weird is getting above the age of where your parents died. You know what I mean? So Mayor Rudolph now would be in his late 30s at least. I'd say late 30s. He's probably around mid to late 30s. So it's like when you get past that age of when your parents died,
Starting point is 00:18:02 there's got to be strange territory. No, it doesn't have to be strange territory. I actually, I came to the realisation the other day, Tim, with a heavy heart when I was flicking through the sports section of the New Zealand Herald that I am just not going to be an All Black, which a lot of people would argue that's something I should have already known. But like I was looking at the team list for the All Blacks and I was older than most of them. And I sort of had to pause and take stock and say,
Starting point is 00:18:38 you're going to have to let that dream go. You know how non-into sports I am? I've actually had that exact same thought probably a year ago. I was looking at the squad, I think, when they were overseas, a match in Australia or something. I was looking at them. I was looking at they had a table with the ages on. And I was like, it can never happen.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I'll never play for the abs i well i'm glad that you've you have had that moment because it was real it was visceral totally and it was like i mean it's quite sad man it's quite sad because there's no that when you find out that something's impossible that's quite a sad realization yeah it's quite disempowering i mean that's the things i just like to have the idea of it bubbling away on the back burner. Like, I could give up. I could drop everything. I'll get to it.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Or I could. I could drop everything, you know, at the drop of a hat, so to speak, and become an all black. And that's just not real. This seems like as good a time as any to um kick off one of my favorite segments probably my favorite segment it's the five six seven eight patty schwartz party time patty schwartz party time is party time with patty schwartz love that um So in the movie, Growing Ups 2, there's a moment when our film's protagonists first meet the college kids at the quarry.
Starting point is 00:20:15 At Suicide 35 off the Tile Rock, 35 feet above the water, my mum did that jump and she was playing with me. That's the one. And Taylor Lautner says at one point, he gets so angry that the older men are there invading the personal space of Kappa Alpha Sigma. You guys have ruined our celebrations.
Starting point is 00:20:35 That he says that his hands are shaking. And Paddy Schwartz says, yeah, my brother's hands are shaking. My brother's shaking. And what he does at that point is he, Patty Schwartz that is, he backs away slightly, he extends his fingertips into a jazz hand formation. That's right. And that's followed by a little hair ruffle to display for the camera and for us watching just how pissed off he is on his brother's behalf yeah well his brother was shaken
Starting point is 00:21:08 he's so mad that's the decision he made he's like this is my show of solidarity this is this is me empathizing with my brother who's so angry i'm gonna take a couple steps back throw out some jazz hands and ruffle my own hair because i mean business i'm patty schwartz my dad is my dad is arnold schwarzenegger and that's something that you have to wonder is does he understand the concept of character so does he understand that while yes he is patrick schwarzenegger and yes his father is the terminator from the movies whether or not he's managed to remove that fact from his mind during the filming of Grown Ups 2, whether or not that particular piece of information sort of permeates his entire body of work in the film. So when you're watching him, I mean, do you not feel like you're looking at someone who
Starting point is 00:22:00 does think that their dad is the Terminator? I don't think he's undergone that level of critical analysis. So you don't think he's got any consideration either way? No. I don't think he has. It's not how the brain works. Not how his brain works. Not how Paddy Schwartz's brain works.
Starting point is 00:22:18 How does his brain work? What's he thinking when he's on set? Paddy Schwartz. Party time. It's Paddy Schwartz party time. It's party time. Dennis Dugan keeps yelling action. Don't know what to do because it's Paddy Schwartz party time.
Starting point is 00:22:35 It's Paddy Schwartz party time. It's party time. With Paddy. Stop yelling at me, Dennis. I wanted to bring up the scene in the supermarket when Adam Sandler's in there he gave me a very confirming eyebrow raise
Starting point is 00:22:56 of acknowledgement like yep I know that I know that bit of that movie that you're talking about I know all of the bits in this movie it's after one of my favorite lines one of the few triumphs of this project is I know all of the bits in this movie. It's after one of my favorite lines. One of the few triumphs of this project is,
Starting point is 00:23:06 I know only the bits of the movie, which does not read well on a date. Have you been on a date recently? No, I have not. You just came out? No. Okay. I mean, I'll go on one. If you want to set me up with...
Starting point is 00:23:24 Sure. Yeah? Yeah, I've got someone. I'll go on one. If you want to set me up with... Sure. Yeah? Yeah, I've got someone. I'll set you up. Can I? Okay, yeah. Cool. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:23:33 No, no, no. Sorry. No, no, no. They've got a thing. What? They've got a thing. The Lord give us... The Lord take it away.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Well, I'll think of someone else, man. I'll think of someone else. This is not a good time for this conversation. So they're in the supermarket and it's when kyle gets called mud stuffing because adam sandler is mixed up you fucking love this bro you love this you love this for more no no but this i've moved on from there this is about that bit but a different part of it so the exchange in that supermarket bit between adam sandler and kyle is like because he goes oh how do you know my wife he goes oh i worked her out this morning and then
Starting point is 00:24:10 adam sandler goes yeah i worked her out too pretty good so it's kind of he's like oh yeah you fucked my wife well i'm slightly perturbed by that and i would like you to know that i also had sex with her instead of like which are you serious which is a lie you had extramarital sex with my wife and you're just telling me to my face in a supermarket as i'm buying juice boxes for a party do you know what i mean he seems very fine about it adam sandler does yeah do you think he realizes like he can't he's not smart enough to put it together that he's a yoga instructor. I'm working out pretty good too. Look, I think it's just a reflex in Adam Sandler. But wouldn't your reflex be, I would probably, I'm not a violent man, I reckon I'd punch him.
Starting point is 00:24:56 I reckon I'd punch him in the face. I don't know. If he was like, hey, how do you know my wife? Oh, I'm fucking in. Look, do you know, I was going to make some sort of offhand comment, but I said this to you when I watched the film today. So Adam Sandler's wife is in the movie. She plays the principal's wife.
Starting point is 00:25:12 She's in the yoga room or the squat aerobics class when the instructor comes in. And the instructor says, he's telling the ladies to stop perving on him pretty much. And he's like, blah, blah. And I happen to be gay. And everyone abuses him for being gay, the ladies to stop perving on him pretty much and he's like and i happen to be gay and everyone abuses him yeah being gay except for yeah adam sandler's wife who sort of nods like agreeably
Starting point is 00:25:33 like yeah you you are gay and i'm okay with that and she's the only person in the town who has a modicum of sort of sanity with regards to the matter. And if you are listening, Mrs Sandler, which you might be, you might be cowering in a green shed sort of out the back of your house while Adam frantically looks around for you to offer you a role in Grown Ups 3 and you're just out here in the shed listening to us going, oh, I hope they talk about me soon. You're welcome. And here we are.
Starting point is 00:26:08 And here we are. I'd like to close off the episode with a question from Helman Cobbs, or Cobbs. How would you say it? C-O-B-S, Cobbs? Cobbs.
Starting point is 00:26:20 C-O-B-S is Cobbs. Like multiple Cobbs of corn. Hi guys, love the podcast. I just finished listening to all the back episodes. Brackets, never watched the movie. See, Helman knows what's up. Heeded the advice.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Question. If you could have any character from the film brought into reality to be a guest on your podcast, which would it be and what questions would you ask them? Thank you for your question, Hillman. Okay. We'll do one each, I guess, right? Rue, I guess so. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Mine would be the history teacher. I assume it's history teachers. The hippie, also the lead from Grandma's Boy, a regular Adam Sandler player, says, All right, little birds, find your nest, man. And you're so dumb. Oh yeah, summer is here, man.
Starting point is 00:27:13 I'd like to say, how did you find Brayden Higgins as a pupil? How did you find Brayden Higgins in English? His grass brother. How did you find Brayden Higgins in English? His grasp of it.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah, if they had a creative writing course maybe, I mean, what sort of tense did Brayden use? How many tenses did Brayden use? Did he abide by the concept of tense? As we know it, I'd like to say, I mean, what's it like in the staff room? Does the gym teacher show that sort of sense of humour towards everything? Or is he just enjoying that particular moment
Starting point is 00:27:49 in that particular class because it is the last day of school for the term? And I'd like to say, I mean, what are you doing in this town? Really? You got a great attitude? You seem like a very relaxed dude. I mean, you'd do well anywhere.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Why are you here? What about you? I want to talk to... Oh, look. I want to talk to John Lovitz. There's no getting around it. You want to talk to John Lovitz? I want to know what's brought him to that point. He seems like a reasonably...
Starting point is 00:28:31 He's creepy, but he's a reasonably smart and articulate devious young man old man a man john lovett's the person or john lovett's the character because the question is about the janitor it's about the character you want to talk to you want to talk to that character in real life i want to you know like inside the actor's studio where where that creepy dude, what's his name, the host? Oh. He's got the glasses. Frustrating. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:49 And embarrassing, because we've got an American listenership now. And we should, Malcolm Tucker? No. James Tucker. No. James something. It's James. James Lipton.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Thank you. So, you're good. James Lipton. We got there. God, who's Malcolm Tucker? Who the fuck is Malcolm Tucker tucker i'll google that later okay anyway so james like you have kevin spacey on or something you'll be like i would like to talk to and then it would like to say the name of a character
Starting point is 00:29:19 i was gonna i was gonna complete it with a reference, but then I forgot all of Kevin Spacey's. Eric Lamensoff. Yeah, yeah, but I was going to go with the Kevin Spacey one. Okay. Like... K-Pax. Oh, God, yes. Great, great one to bust out of the hat. That is such a good movie. Fuck, I love K-Pax.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I haven't seen that in a few years. I might get that out. Look, we are running out of time. Oh, yeah, so listen, here's what i would ask i just i'd mainly just ask like what's got him to that point of being a janitor that's all we've also got a crowbar and a shining light oh fuck yeah you've told me yours already and i'd like to share it with you okay because i think it is a real triumph of hollywood and and i'll preface it by saying uh just for laughs recently on youtube released a whole lot of old stand-up footage from their sort of archives. It's got like old Louis C.K.
Starting point is 00:30:09 What era are we talking? Sort of like late 80s through 90s and even early 2000s. So you've got Bill Hicks. Whoa, like unseen Bill Hicks footage? Yeah, like it's material you've kind of seen before, but it is. Shit, that's cool. Like Mitch Hedberg. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Bill Burr and Chris Rock. And Chris Rock has got like a snaggle tooth. Because this leads into Your Shining Light, which is Chris Rock sort of complying to the norms of Hollywood. It's teeth. My Shining Light is everyone's teeth. Yeah. In the film. All the main guys.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Phenomenal teeth Outrageous teeth actually Like outrageously good None of them real teeth Yeah and you've got to respect that Because I mean Between 1987 and 2014 Chris Rock had to have had braces I don't think
Starting point is 00:31:01 No I don't know if that's true Sometimes you can go into a North Sedantis And they do that thing where they like Bash them around Really And you've just got like a bruiseontist and they do that thing where they like bash them around. Really? And you've just got like a bruise. Do you get put under and they smash your teeth around? Smash them around.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I believe that's a thing. It might not work for everyone. Or alternatively, maybe he just got teeth removed and they just chucked in like caps or whatever the fuck they do. You know? If you've got enough money, you can generally just hurl it. Although Tom Cruise had braces. And I feel like if there's any way around that, he would have paid for it. It's part of his image, though. It's a very carefully curated image.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I'm about ready to chuck a fork in this one. Episode 32. Have a bite of the grown-ups' two sausage. Stick a fork in us us because we're cooked. I'd like to just say that we are probably about to put out a little press release because we've come up with this idea that we'd quite like to watch the movie for the final time for the 52nd episode in Los Angeles. I think if anything we've earned that right.
Starting point is 00:32:06 And it'll be like a weird pilgrimage. But I don't know. It would be good if someone could help us out financially a little bit maybe. I don't know. I don't feel like begging. I don't like begging. Well, no. We'll suss it out as the plan.
Starting point is 00:32:22 We're not beggars. But we are. As the plan crystallizes a bit more we are floating that little helium filled turd balloon into the atmosphere and on that visual
Starting point is 00:32:38 yeah I will bid you adieu but thanks for listening don't watch the movie. And love every moment. Love every day. Because before you know it. Hey, can we actually, let's go to that.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Can we change this music to Minnie Ruperton? Yeah, okay. All right, here it comes. More than you is more than just a dream come true. Yeah, okay. All right, here it comes. La la la la la la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo

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