The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Twenty Eight - Return
Episode Date: October 30, 2018Guy has triumphiantly returned from Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and together they've ripped up another watch of this fine p...iece of cinema we call Grown Ups 2. Topics covered in this ep include (but are not limited to): Paddy Schwartz Party Time, the pace of Hollywood, love interests AND the acceptable length of an intermediate school ballet recital. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Guy Montgomery's back everyone welcome to the I might add some applause
Guy Montgomery is back he's back he's just down today. He's gotten off an international flight.
Guy, how in God's name are you?
I'm actually, you know what, Tim?
I'm going really good, thanks.
I'm in a particularly good mood.
We all are, mate.
I mean, let's not beat around the bush,
but we certainly beat around the bush, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, that was very thinly veiled.
Well appreciated that reference.
Well, I mean, there's only one way to really tackle today's watch, Tim,
and it was head on.
Yeah, and it wasn't sober.
There's no damn choice.
We've got to grab the bull by the horns
and really see who takes you on this one.
Oh, I feel like we grabbed the horns by the bull in a way.
Yeah, absolutely.
We were twisting it round.
We were twisting round the dichotomy.
We really took control today.
We said, hey, movie, you're not going to boss us around.
How do you like when we boss you around?
Paradigm shifters.
That's us.
That's what we were doing.
Certainly, that's how it felt anyway.
I'm good.
Thank you, Tim.
It's good to be back.
Good.
It's good to have you back.
Hey, guy, can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a personal question?
Go for it, mate.
What did you think of the movie, mate?
Yeah, yeah.
Not bad, actually. I mean, today, I've got to be honest with all of our listeners, think of the movie mate yeah yeah not bad actually
I mean
today
I've got to be honest
with all of our
listeners
whoever you are
who are you
by the way
today
explain yourself
today
Tim and I
were very
complimentary
about pretty much
all the actors
at one point
or another
during the film
like every
main actor
everyone we've
cussed out before
at least at one
point in the movie
got one of us
turning to the
other one
and all genuine
emotion and saying
I feel like Kevin
James really nailed
that line bro
but do you know
who I was really
paying attention to
Patty Schwartz
and Patty Schwartz
brought the noise
we'll get onto that
later
we'll get onto that
later
that's for later
that's a tease folks
that's what we're in
the biz call a tease
that's a good tease
I'd stick around
to find out where that leads to paint a little picture for you folks we're currently in um my
lounge in my new flat this is your first time at the flat what do you think guy yeah you i mean
you really hit a home run here tim it's a beautiful it's not a flat it's a home thank you for a start
thank you for recognizing that wonderfully furnished i believe my comment when i walked
in today was this is like where a grown-up lives this is like where they live on Shortland Street
that is exactly word for word
what you said and you're right
it's like I'm living in an attractive set
because I'm not used to living in attractive places
it's like a well dressed flat set
I could see Sarah and TK
arguing over muesli at that
very tabletop. Had Sarah Potts not died
recently, thanks for opening that
recently scabbed over
wound bro don't don't reference that it'll age the podcast terribly god will it what wait a minute
this podcast sucks though no this is a good podcast okay we're burning the club up right
now all right if you say so i'm sorry to bring that negativity into this that's okay you know
i'm radiating
so much fucking
positive energy
right now
ladies and gentlemen
this is the worst
idea of all time
this is a podcast
in which myself
and Guy Montgomery
two comedians
from New Zealand
have endeavoured
to watch the film
Grown Ups 2
with a stellar cast
and a huge budget
we endeavoured
to watch that film
once a week
every week
for one year
so far
we're up to
episode number 28
which means we've seen the film
now as of a few minutes ago 28 times cheers for doing the maths for them tim they might have
really struggled with the equation as you said we're watching it for a year this is the 28th
week they're probably going now how many times does that mean they've watched it what you don't
appreciate guys that people tune in and out of stuff like this so you got to nail the points that you really want to drive home and you you
gave the answer away in the equation i know but sometimes people like tune out they're like episode
you know in their head and then i have to really nail what you i think what happened is you tuned
out during your own thought and then you need to reiterate it you're dead right you're dead right
yeah and i I mean Tim sorry
I'm just going to
sort of reference the fact
that it's the 28th viewing
I feel like between us
this was probably
aside from
I can't actually cite an example
maybe after the 48 hour film festival
we had a very good time
watching the movie
but this is certainly
one of the top two
grown ups to
movie watching experiences
I've had in my life
and I say that as a man
who's watched grown ups to
28 times
I'm with you on that.
And we had minimal guests as well, because usually it's really enjoyable when you have
some fresh eyes in the room, as we've talked about in previous episodes.
But this time, Ra came in, he had a seat, he joined us briefly, he was my flatmate,
and then he had to go to the basketball game within about 40 minutes of turning up.
Do you know why it worked so well?
Because it's like we're guests for each other, because we've been apart for so long.
Exactly.
Exactly my point this is exactly what i was talking about when i said this podcast is going
to make us better friends so in a relationship folks it's important to give each other a little
space and independence every now and then so that you can write to him you can be your own person
communicator i fucking love it when you communicate like this and so what guy did is he fucked off to
the northern hemisphere for a bit
and he's been travelling around Europe.
As well you know if you're a fan of the podcast.
But I've been in touch with you.
Constant.
Constant communication.
More than anyone else.
But only about the podcast.
That is correct.
So that's happened.
And now Guy, you're back in my life.
I know.
I couldn't be happier about it.
We're side by side.
My thigh is touching Tim's wrist.
Yeah, it's because I'm holding the mic.
It's intense.
I mean, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak,
but it's a pretty unprofessional recording situation we've got on our hands.
Whatever.
This is as professional as we've ever done it.
I've got a pop shield now.
I do think the sound quality is going to be markedly better on this.
There's no way to tell.
Well, if you listen to the podcast
oh yeah I guess that's a way
like what the people are doing right now
but for us recording it right now
yeah no
but whoever's listening to it right now
and they're thinking in their head
oh no is this better or worse quality
than when I listened to episode 27
they'll definitely be thinking
this is way better
I hope so
I hope so
I hope the investment's really paid off
with the
how much did that cost you?
what?
the mic?
the microphone?
the microphone that will okay this thingy that I'm going to use for a lot of things the investments really paid off with the... How much did that cost you? What? The mic? The microphone? The microphone.
That will...
Okay, this thingy that I'm going to use for a lot of things,
it cost me, I think...
I think it was $250 or $300.
$250?
Secondhand?
No, no.
Firsthand?
I don't buy tech secondhand, man.
Don't you?
I'm a rookie.
No.
You don't buy tech secondhand.
There's a lot of shit I'll buy secondhand,
but tech isn't among the things.
Why not?
Don't you trust anyone?
It's just like,
it's probably burnt out
and you don't get the warranty and whatnot.
You know?
And so where'd you buy this from?
Was it on sale?
I don't know.
It was on a website.
Oh, nice.
Shopping online smart.
It is.
And what about this microphone popper?
This is about $15, I think.
Second hand?
No, it was new,
but only because I couldn't be bothered
searching out
a second hand
pop shield
to save a dollar
you know
alright well now we know
now we're all up to speed
we're all up to speed
on the setup
we're all up to speed
on the gear
and for those wondering
it's a Tascam DR40
just so you're aware
I'd say that
comment probably
struck a chord
with roughly
0.01% of our listeners.
Not me.
You started this conversation.
So listen, Guy, we've got so many ideas now.
We've just been chatting, chatting away as the movie's been progressing.
And we've got ideas for new segments.
And I would like to kick off the inaugural outing of a new segment, which you thought of.
I don't want to take the thunder away from you,
so please tell us what it is and what it's called.
The segment is called Paddy Schwartz Party Time.
And what is it?
Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
appears in the movie probably maybe four, possibly five times.
Five times too many if you ask me.
I think it's about right.
Anyway, it's just fascinating knowing uh it's quite it's just fascinating
knowing that it's arnold schwarzenegger's son and the more you watch the movie the more your
eye is drawn towards the action uh whatever he's involved with during the i guess the main reason
it's so appealing is because he's not a particularly strong actor but what he lacks in sort of raw
talent uh he makes up for and buck-eyed enthusiasm it's like when you're at school and you get separate grades for
effort and achievement
you remember that in primary?
they give you a whatever out of ten for effort
you get like a nine but achievement
you get a six which means you're bad
but you're into it
he's through the roof on participation
so Patty Schwartz Party Time
is pretty much just the Patrick Schwarzenegger
highlight of the film.
And I mean, do you think we do one each or we share one?
I think we've got to share one because we have got a lot of viewers left, my friend.
Well, can I do today's?
Please.
So it's when they're at the frat house and Brayden Higgins has vandalized it.
And Taylor Lautner does what, in my opinion, is probably one of the more inspiring speeches of the of the film
in which he says we are going to find those fart heads and we are going to kill them uh which is a
pretty strong juxtaposition between a very light-hearted sort of childish put down and a
pretty serious sort of criminal act yeah probably arguably one of the most serious criminal acts
there is it's that kind of shakespearean light and shade which really makes the movie work, in my experience.
It's really what, for mine,
makes it pop off the page and into your living room.
I mean, I've said that probably, I think,
in every podcast so far, countless times before,
so there's no need to go down that particular
train of thought at this juncture.
Anyway, in this moment...
Speaking of trains and junctures,
we're going to bring that up later as well.
Oh, big time. Lots to talk about with trains.ctures, we're going to bring that up later as well. Oh, big time.
Lots to talk about with trains.
But sorry, we're going to stay on point.
So Patty Schwarzenegger,
after Taylor Lundell's inspiring speech,
all the frat boys start going,
kill, kill, kill.
And they're all chanting
and they're all sort of racking each other up
and grabbing their shirts and stuff.
Just for those of you not in the room,
Guy literally just grabbed my shirt as he said that.
Just to add emphasis.
And Patrick Schwarzenegger looks left and he looks right for someone to interact with
but all of the other actors are taken so he's left with nothing to do yeah but just think on
your feet patty all right be quick patty this is hollywood things move fast around here and so he
just starts right like fist pumping like it's 4 a.m and i Ibiza and he's up to his eyeballs
in fucking
the cacao bean
and I don't know
it's like a
6 or 7 second shot
there's so many moments
in this film
where Paddy Schwartz
is crying out
from a little brotherly love
from his fellow actors
on screen
because he doesn't know
how to act
so he's like
maybe if I interact
with someone else
who knows how to act
it'll either rub off or they won't pay as much attention to me and he gets nothing back right
he gets cold shoulders a lot of cold shoulders brick walls out there uh so yeah that's i mean
for me that was patty i don't know how i sang it before patty schwartz party time patty schwartz
party time this is pretty good party time we hadn't rehearsed that. No. You may be able to tell.
That was off the cuff.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not, Paddy Schwartz is in the film.
And he can't even act a little bit.
Flying away on his daddy's career.
He was Terminator.
Now it's party time. Paddy Schwartz, he was Terminator. Now it's party time.
Paddy Schwartz, party time.
All right, we should outsource our stings
because neither of us can do them.
Go ahead, pull out the notebook
because this is the beautiful thing about you being here today.
We shared a notebook and we shared notes.
Do you want to get into the second regular segment
we have in the show, Shining Light Now,
with the spend appropriate time?
No, we'll do another tease.
Okay, very good.
Please, like grown-ups do, let's set up a whole lot of threads that don't pay off.
So meta.
This is what we do on commercial radio.
It's called a tease.
After the break, is your Iggy Azalea...
Coming up in the next 15, we've got...
Iggy Azalea.
No, no, no, you tell me what is coming on the podcast.
Okay, go again.
Ziggy Azalea.
No, no, no.
You tell me what is coming on the podcast.
Hang on, go again.
You're on The Worst Idea of All Time with old Betty and Monty.
And coming up in the next 15.
We've got The Shining Light.
What's yours this week, Tim?
Actually, don't tell me.
Save it for later.
We've also got a little segment about Halston Sage.
Now, you might remember her.
She's the actress who's played Nancy Ker kerrigan our buckle uh this whole fake radio
you never commit enough it's gone now it's definitely gone now it was close though damn it
so what do you want to get into if that's not what we're getting into
i just i i um on the way home on the flight I watched Bad Neighbours
which is a
Seth Rogen
Rose Byrne
Zac Efron
Dave Franco film
is that
um
uh
Thingy Bob directing it
you know
from Freaks and Geeks
no
it wasn't
Judd Apatow
thank you
I like that
that was the piece of work
I picked from his as well
yeah yeah
no
that was a long time ago
I can't remember who it was.
Doesn't matter.
Anyway, she's in the movie.
I watched it.
I thought it was a pretty funny movie.
It was quite good fun.
There was some high, like, especially, you know, as always,
because I don't watch enough movies at the moment,
measuring it against Grown Ups 2, which is the yardstick.
Came out great.
And Halston Sage, who plays the girl who Greg has a crush on in Grown Ups 2.
Probably the only love interest in the movie, actually, if you think about it.
Apart from the wives.
No, no, no, but they're not a love interest.
They're just like a love.
You know?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
What about Bump D and Chris Ronson?
Oh, yeah.
No, I beg your pardon.
Yeah, there is two.
Charlotte, I believe, is her name.
Anyway.
You'd think we'd know that by this point but apparently we don't
I don't even have a
point on this really
I just
I just saw
she was in another movie
it was like
oh well good for her
you don't want her
to go down
with the singing ship
you know
I want a career to flourish
well that's the thing
because the ballet instructor
is it ballet
they do say ballet
it doesn't resemble
any ballet I've seen
but the ballet teacher
in this movie
I don't think has done any other films yeah certainly not of this budget They do say ballet recital. It doesn't resemble any ballet I've seen. But the ballet teacher in this movie,
I don't think has done any other films.
Certainly not of this budget.
I've also got another little quibble with the ballet recital.
Please, guys.
This is like the big school ballet recital that they're building towards.
I assume the last term of school.
This is it, bro.
You've paid your $3,000 for your kid to attend.
You've dropped them off.
You've picked them up countless times,
it's fucked up your day plans.
But what's it all leading to?
The big recital.
The big recital.
They've got a sellout,
they've got a full house in the school assembly hall.
I reckon we're talking about between 500 and 800 parents
have come along to watch this ballet recital.
And this teacher's been working on it for God knows how long.
So the response when she comes out on stage is massive.
And she sort of rides around in her leotard with her push-up bra for about 40 seconds good verb rides is accurate
then the kids come out they prance around on there for like one minute the music shifts like tempo
once and that's it well what do you want to see in your ballet recital if I was a parent I would be
ripable
this is the fruit of the
I just want to mention as well
that the kid's about 8 years old
the guy is really disappointed with the standard
of the recital put on by
a bunch of 8 year olds
this teacher's just parading around out there
like it's just
anyway I'm sorry.
No, no, but honestly,
let's analyse this against the yardstick
of what we would want.
No, no, no, let me just ask this.
We've got notes to get through.
Guy, Monty, let me just ask this question.
What would you like to see?
Like, what would you expect?
You're a parent in the room.
Okay.
What kind of time frame?
How many songs?
We're talking about kids
who are probably aged between,
I reckon, five and ten.
Sure. Maybe, yeah, I reckon, five and ten. Sure.
Maybe, yeah,
I'd say five and ten.
About that.
Five and ten,
like, sort of,
I think it's what,
20 to 30,
five to 10 year old girls
practicing ballet
twice a week
after school,
once before it.
It's pretty,
I assume,
like, you know,
they've got the outfits.
Sure.
It looks like they've invested
a bit of time and money in this.
I think it would be reasonable
to expect a 10 minute ballet recital.
I was going to say 45.
So you've gone under.
So yeah.
I guess I'm with you.
I'm very much with you.
I'm thinking in the realm of the film.
I mean 45 is...
No, 45's not bad actually.
45's all right for a ballet recital.
It is.
It's a lot more than two.
You know?
It was a break in between for refreshment.
So we're talking in terms of stage time.
35 probably.
You know, take a couple couple minutes off the beginning and end
and don't be afraid
to throw in a narrative
yeah
just like two vaguely
synchronized dance routines
I hear
and one solo
yeah
look at the great works
the Nutcracker
there we go
Swan Lake
there we go
Romeo and Juliet
they all tell stories
on the stage
a beginning
a middle and end
what is wrong
with a three-act structure
in a ballet recital?
And I don't care how old they are.
We've put a lot of time and money into this.
Our kids have been going to this fucking teacher
for so fucking long.
And all she does is come out there
in this figure-formed suit,
parades around like a piece of meat
for all the dads out there to get their rocks off.
Which, frankly, I found inappropriate.
I found it offensive.
I thought it was a downright outrage.
I'm surprised that the Board of Trustees isn't a step down.
I don't know who's working security at this event.
We've got a janitor, a non-pervert around the town.
He brought binoculars, for Christ's sake.
He's got binoculars.
He's hanging from the rafters, having a wonderful time.
The police force is here.
They've clocked out.
They're supposed to be on duty.
Do you know what they're doing?
They're bloody undressing the ballet teacher with their eyes
and making very crass calls.
Juggling their handcuffs.
And in fact, this brings me to my shining light this week, Tim.
Well, I'm glad we've brought it around to some sort of point.
Which is very inappropriate,
but I thought it was a very bold display of gag writing
from whoever was in charge of the script at this point.
Peter Dante, the police officer,
inappropriately, completely says,
I want to arrest her for disturbing the peace in my pants.
And I tell you what,
it's really difficult to put your shining light
right on the back of a massive rant.
It sort of undercuts the whole push I was going to go for.
Slightly.
But you were right to bring it in there.
I went to the trouble of writing it down.
You did.
Look at that.
In your own handwriting.
I want to arrest her for disturbing the peace.
Dot, dot, dot.
Beat in my pants.
What was your shining light?
My shining light was Bean's hand miming.
So near the end of the film when we're at the fader's house for the big bash,
which we're all very familiar with at this point um there is a point where bean uh who is kevin james's son
starts playing what is that it's a very famous um it's mozart is it bark is mozart i don't know
it's a famous bloody classical tune um i feel
embarrassed for not knowing what it is to be honest it's not jacovsky it's earlier than that
rams is that one could be it's not it's only when you read those listen listen hold on let me get
this out so when he's so bane who has been presented throughout the rest of the film is a
complete moron like he can't do math,
but for some reason his parents don't step in and correct that decision.
They feel it's more important that he feels good about himself,
which is a whole other bloody kettle of fish.
Well, that's actually, I think, a point of parenting
which Kevin James and his wife haven't opened up for discussion.
Because it feels like his wife is sort of really trying to support the conversation,
but Kevin James is just, he's swanning in, doing gags at his leisure,
and swanting back up.
There's something that me and Guy noticed in this viewing.
Sorry, Guy and I noticed in this viewing.
Is that Kevin James basically arrives on the scene to see his wife working with Bean on math.
And Bean is clearly struggling with the math.
Just calls him out for being an idiot.
Donna, his daughter, walks in.
Calls Donna out for her ridiculous shoes, which she made herself.
Which would require no small degree of engineering knowledge and a little bit of, like, electronics.
A lot of flashing lights and moving parts on it.
Then his son Bean confidently tries to spell the word confidence.
It's pretty bold from Bean.
Isn't that a great morning?
And Kevin James once again mercilessly lampoons his own child. other word confidence it's pretty bold from bean isn't that a great morning and kevin james just
once again mercilessly lampoons his own child with the line well i guess we don't have to pay
for college and it's like who's he making these gags for like i know he's making them at the
expense of his kids which is great but the kids are in the room also his wife's not on board with
this brand of humor also completely yeah undermining like all the work
hard work his wife's putting in which frankly he isn't doing at all this is why we hate kevin james
this is why we hate eric laminsoff this is this is these are these are all true things although
we did as i said earlier we did agree that he put in a really strong performance today on screen
well and in certain parts which may or may not have had to do with where our refreshment breaks
were situated throughout the viewing.
But anyway, let me get to my shining light.
It was Bean Lamensoft, Kevin James' son's characters,
hand miming on the keyboard as he nailed that classical tune.
Because there's a bit that happens in that sequence where he's playing along,
it sounds gorgeous, he's nailing it, kevin james goes um don't touch that
bean you'll break it and then realizes that bean is a musical genius and he says you're a genius
my boy's a genius beat fart burp sneeze your dad's also a genius snaps his fingers exit stage right
he's at a fucking boozy party with a whole bunch of adults.
And he leaves his young son alone at this keyboard.
George Costanza did it.
He sort of, he hit his punchline.
That's it for me.
But the thing with George Costanza is that it worked because.
And are you thinking of.
Thing.
Kramer.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
But the thing is with both of those characters. I don't know which Seinfeld character you pick. Kramer? No. Okay. Okay.
But the thing is with both of those characters
I don't know which
Seinfeld character
you pick
they didn't have
dependents
which is why
they were able
to pull that shit off.
Kevin James just
bailed on his own son
at a party.
He did.
I mean but yeah.
But the shining light
was the fact that
his son really nailed
that hand mining
because for ages
I thought that he
actually could play
that piece on the keyboard.
It took me a while to...
I started focusing in the last few weeks.
I've got two quick points I'd like to raise.
Please.
We are running out of time.
First, because we've got the credits up, just randomly paused.
We just randomly paused it during REO Speedwagon's fantastic rendition for the 28th time of Live Every Moment,
Live Every Day, because before you know it, your precious time slips away.
Now, on the cast list
there are two names
I'd like to draw your attention to
please
Bikini Girl Daisy
played by Paulina Gretzky
Bikini Girl
is she at the top
it's about
a third of the way down
because I can see
Bikini Girl Savannah
just beneath her
Bikini Girl Daisy
yeah yeah yeah
gotcha gotcha
surely that's relative
of Wayne Gretzky
the number of
favours that
Sandler's bringing
in on this movie
yeah
you know
including the
likelihood that
but is Gretzky
a pretty common
last name
I don't know
I tell you what
I felt this point
sluicing steam
quickly
the other one
is just similar
Jared Sandler
one of the
frat boys
definitely some
sort of niece
no sorry
nephew or cousin
you would have to say
and I think
I think the mission
for next week's viewing
will be to figure out
which one of the frat boys
is Jared Sandler
I think it's
I think it's the guy
who's in the
he's in the pink polo shirt
I like that
yeah
it could be
I need to watch the movie again
because I haven't seen it enough yet
to figure out
if that's true or not
if you're wondering
who the soap opera
sexy twins were
it was Lisa
and Lizette Garcia
oh they're the ones
in the show
which is within the movie
just at the bottom there
ice cream house worker
Tanya Acom
Acom
Tanya's our girl
Tanya's our girl
Tanya's going to be
a guest on the podcast
she's the one who
as you'll remember
gets struck upon
the back of the head
with an ice cream stick
while the iron's
cooling off losing heat because as you'll remember, get struck upon the back of the head with a nice cream scoop. We've probably got to strike while the iron's...
Cooling off a bit?
Like, really cold.
Losing heat?
Because we've been...
That's a real tease.
We've been teasing that for about 20 weeks now.
Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah.
I hear you.
But there were valid reasons for why
we haven't yet,
and the main recent one
was the fact that you haven't been here
and we didn't want to do any guests
while you were away in Europe. Three-way Skype. Which, by the way... Can you imagine fact that you haven't been here and we didn't want to do any guests while you were away in europe three-way skype which by the way you imagine editing that oh god
kill me now kill me now mate let's be done with it um so guys back on board now which means we're guests that's going to be happening from here on in because it's it's easy to pull off nowadays
nowadays now that guy's back um so get ready for die himwood Dominic Corey uh Terata
that's Terata
sorry my flight mate
just walked in
you can be a guest
on the podcast
eh bro
yep excellent
hey I'm Guy
uh how's it going
Terata
yeah good to meet you
Terata
hello podcast
you have a good day
at work
uh good day mate
good day
quite productive
got a lot done
it's awesome
alright
that's awesome
this feels like a wrap.
Yeah,
it's probably it from us.
So this is us reminding,
oh,
do you know what I was going to do today,
but I had to cancel because we're doing the podcast?
I was going to see Housebound again.
And if I could recommend one movie to watch this week,
it's not Grown Ups 2,
it's Housebound.
Nice.
All right.
I'm going with Gomery.
I'm Tim Bat.
This is the worst idea of all time.
Don't watch the movie
like us on Facebook
oh yeah
Facebook
we're supposed to read
the feedback this week
we'll do it next week
thanks guys
oh wait wait
no no no
what
I gotta tell this
I met a guy
we've had so many
false stops
okay
much like the film
just quickly
I met a guy in Edinburgh
fuck
oh yes
no you do have to
tell the story
I met a guy in Edinburgh
I'm sorry I can't remember your name I should look it up on Twitter but I yes. No, you don't have to tell the story. I met a guy in Edinburgh. I'm sorry.
I can't remember your name.
I should look it up on Twitter, but I'm...
We'll mention you next week.
Yeah.
This is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.
I was in Edinburgh watching a show.
Edinburgh or Scotland, people.
Edinburgh or Scotland.
It was a sketch duo called Twins.
I was just sitting on a sofa by myself waiting for the show to begin.
And this guy who was like a table over from me was like,
Hey, you guys are going to Montgomery.
I love the podcast. And I was like was like oh my god this is so cool but i played it real coy i'm sorry about that
i was i was all butterflies inside i just didn't want you to think i was a goober anyway that was
i just thought it was amazing can you believe that on the other side of god's green so i came up to
you i took a um a photo of him on my disposable camera.
So I've got the cameras at the camera shop right now.
Developers?
Developers right now.
Developers, developers.
So when I get the film back, I'm going to, I'll bloody pop it on the Facebook page.
Take yourself in because the guy doesn't remember who you are.
But it meant a lot to you in the moment when he met you.
It still means a lot to me now.
who you are but it meant a lot to you
in the moment
when he met you
it still means a lot to me now
so on that
glorious high
we'll bid you
adieu
a fair evening
great morning
or wonderful afternoon
depending on when you're
listening to the podcast
and strip yourself in
because before too long
we'll be looking at
episode 29
I'm Tim Batt
yep
he sure is
bye I'm Tim Baird. Yeah, he sure is. Bye.