The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Twenty Six - K-Mart

Episode Date: October 28, 2018

We're back and catching up. Due to internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.In this ep, Guy and Tim discuss the nature of Scotland's nat...ionhood, the availability of K-Marts and how to tell the difference between a continuity error and clever character writing. Also, Guy gets his genitals out in public, Tim is celebrating his 27th birthday and the boys have their largest falling out yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time, my name is the gum on the gummery. What's this character we're doing guy? Who's this guy? This is a guy who's been drinking all night. Oh, I see. Who are you? Who even are you? Guy Montgomery.
Starting point is 00:00:34 I am a man who decided on his birthday, a day usually in Western culture, celebrated by doing what you want to do, going out with friends, having a drink, having a little party. I went, no, not me. I would quite like to watch Grown Ups 2 for the 27th time in a row, if I may.
Starting point is 00:00:53 That would suggest that you are a man who doesn't want to watch Grown Ups 2 with me right now, which I find slightly offensive. Anyway, before we can get to the 27th viewing, we better explain the situation. We reached a halfway point a couple of days ago, maybe even a week ago felt like a long time
Starting point is 00:01:08 we watched Grown Ups 2 together for the 26th time however, after the viewing when we tried to record the podcast there was a faulty internet connection we had to postpone, which was a first and I would like to personally lay the blame at Orkon's feet because they really they fucked us.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Hey, mate. Cast them out some more. I was with Orkon when I lived in a flat and they were fucking atrocious. The thing is, I've been with Orkon for a while and they were good. And then for this particular thing, they were so shit,
Starting point is 00:01:38 they cut us off without telling us and then wouldn't reconnect us. Took fucking ages. It was like a real dick move. It was a real dick move. It's a real dick move. It's 2014, for Christ's sake. Anyway, back online now. Full noise, full speed.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Here it is. Back online, back in the game. So this podcast, this episode, number 26, is definitely going to have a different flavor. Now, hold on, Guy. Can you explain what the podcast is? Because I think people need a refresher. Okay, it's pretty simple.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Tim and I watch and review Grown Ups 2 once a week for a year. So that is, I mean, I guess what frustrates me about this being the 26th episode is it's not right off the back of watching the movie because this is the halfway point. We're literally on top of mountain not on top of mount everest well i was going to use an analogy where we climb a mountain and then the last 26 is us descending the mountain but if i'm going to use the mount everest analogy i'd say we're halfway up the mountain yeah that's a fair analogy that's a good use of that analogy well done um and that's mean, that's pretty much the whole thing. So if you've just decided to tune into this particular podcast, like, oh, I'll see what happens on episode 26,
Starting point is 00:02:52 and you're not enjoying yourself already, fuck off. Hey, we don't want you. We don't need you. We don't need you. Get out. We don't need anyone. It's just Tim and I against the world. I booked a return flight a week ago as well, Tim.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I can't wait to watch the movie sitting next to you once more. That's me clapping. That is me applauding that decision. I can't wait. I get back very early on the 3rd of September, so if you want to sit next to me. There is something so uniquely depressing about doing this project and having to watch the movie alone.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Mate, there's something so depressing about doing this project and having to watch the movie alone while the biggest arts festival in the world rages on all around you. But I get back very early on the third. I thought we could do a jet lag episode. What do you say? Guy,
Starting point is 00:03:42 wonderful idea. So you're telling me that in addition to us doing two podcasts and one viewing on the day of my 27th birthday, you want to spend the day you get back from a large international trip watching grown-ups too. Is that what I'm hearing? I think you're being a bit harsh on yourself there, Tim. I want to spend the first day I get back from an international journey with you. Oh, you. You are drunk, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Read between the lines, you aged prick. That's very lovely, Guy, and I'll be delighted. I am fucking lovely. I've got my little long black hair in my hand. I'm going to have a sip of that. You certainly do. Now, listen, Guy, how did you feel watching Grown Ups 2 for the 26th time?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Can you remember what feelings were running through your head? No, not vividly. I don't remember. I think I was a bit numb, maybe. I don't remember enjoying it or actively not enjoying it like I have with previous viewings. I think it was just like, I do think that knowing in my head it was the halfway point sort of helped me get through somewhat. I think that it made it a more forgiving watch than others have been. And also we were exchanging quite a lot of notes.
Starting point is 00:04:55 And given the way it's all worked out, it's quite fortuitous because we can revisit them. But I think we were sort of both tuned in to the movie in the same way. And that we were seeing things that even to this point we hadn't seen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Making points we hadn't made. How did you feel? I felt similar.
Starting point is 00:05:14 There was, from memory, a uniquely depressing and crushing feeling to that viewing. What time was it when you watched that? I think it was one of those middle-of-the-night viewings. Yeah, it was, yeah. It was one of those late night, early morning for Guy Montgomery, Tim Batt, everyone's asleep and he's alone in his flat, whispering into a microphone,
Starting point is 00:05:34 trying to get his 3G connection to work in the kitchen. That's right, whispering in the kitchen. Your classic Tim Batt scenario. Whispering in the kitchen, Tim Batt's third album. It's a shatter. It really tapered off after that sophomore attempt. I reckon Whispering in the Kitchen is a great name for a debut album. Timbatt is Whispering in the Kitchen,
Starting point is 00:05:55 featuring such hits as I look like a psycho if anyone walked in right now. It sounds like a country album, I think. I should like it to be produced by uh taylor swift it sounds more like a christian music album recorded by two parents who are having a massive fight but they don't want to wait one of those christian albums where they've kind of like missed the mark quite heavily and they're actually just bonkers they're just clinically insane but you're right you mentioned in passing their guy quite a fortuitous little feature of that viewing,
Starting point is 00:06:27 which was that half an hour into starting, we just started Facebook messaging each other. So we've actually got a bit of a running commentary of what was going through our heads at the time. Yeah. Let's start going through some of that. Should we just do it from the top? Because you started it, didn't you? Yeah, I did. So clearly I can see where we started the movie because you started it didn't you well yeah i did so like clearly i can see where we started the movie because i went three two one go so we could be watching
Starting point is 00:06:50 the exact same moment simultaneously and it was and we spent half an hour without saying anything to each other yeah but this wasn't planned or anything it just impromptu we started flicking notes across the classroom and i opened up with uh and i think quite a valid point if the soft serve machine was busted wouldn't you close the shop because the only thing it sells is fucking ice cream right and then i go on to make a further in my mind pretty good point um colin quinn asks adam sandler's daughter what would you like hey it's probably ice cream, brother. You know? You sell ice cream.
Starting point is 00:07:28 That's all you sell. I would like to play the role of deals advocate here. I knew you were going to call me on my bullshit. Go on. Well, they do probably do milkshakes and stuff as well.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, they probably do. I remember when I read that I was really on board with what you were saying. You were probably drunk then too, mate. No, it was early in the morning. It's early in the morning now, look at you. Yeah, but that was a different time, right?
Starting point is 00:07:54 I've been being really sensible. It's just that I did some gigs last night and I got pretty excited because everyone had to look at me for 10 minutes intermittently. I tell you what, of all the things I thought would derail this podcast, I did not think it would be one of us being drunk. Like, we've surfed that wave so many times up until now. I thought we had this.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Yeah, I thought we had it too. Anyway, what I was saying was, it's an ice cream shop, sure, but they have other options. Milkshakes, ice blocks probably. Oh, you're delving into this point more? You feel like this deserves some more time on the podcast? Okay, please, continue.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Look, when we start arguing semantics over what and what doesn't deserve to be discussed on the podcast, I think that's when we're both losing. None of this deserves to be discussed on the podcast. Anyway, it was when we're both losing. None of this deserves to be discussed on the podcast. Anyway, it was a good point. I laughed when I read it. I thought, I love where Tim Batts' head's at right now. So then, what did you say for that? You said, but what about these beers?
Starting point is 00:08:55 Oh, you read this. I just said a direct quote from the movie, which is at one point, two of the young characters, they're in their last year of high school, get offered beers. Not that young. Well, yeah. Like 18, 17.
Starting point is 00:09:09 17 or 18. Anyway, they get given beers at a party. And I do, the thing is, because this movie just sends such a negative message across the board, and I feel like occasionally they just clamber to try and have a positive social message. And I think this is an instance of them
Starting point is 00:09:24 sort of just with their fingers hanging off a cliff saying, please respect us. So they get given two beers, and one of them, Adam Sandler's son, turns to Chris Rockstone and says, but what about these beers, man? If we don't drink them, they'll be onto us. And I'm not sure I'm ready for beer yet. Just drink the beer. It's fucking the first day of summer.
Starting point is 00:09:40 It's stinging hot. You just finished high school. But also, i love that you write so you just put down the quote i'm not sure i'm ready for beer yet in the preceding lines and you said that line of dialogue pops off the page yeah imagine seeing the script written down man imagine it well one day we will one day we'll we do you know what I'm going to do bro I'm going to buy you the script as a present like at the end of this
Starting point is 00:10:10 I'm going to find a way to like source the script and print it out I'll frame it mate you will at the end of all this that would be the most fantastic heirloom cap it off anyway so there was that observation,
Starting point is 00:10:25 then you've been, we're just rehashing a conversation we had on the internet. Dude, I don't know if you realise, but this podcast is us rehashing a movie for an entire year, so it's fine. Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong. God, they've got a lot of coins here.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Listen to this. They've got too many coins. What are you dealing with there in Scotland? Are they on the euro? Well, no, they're on the pound, mate. They're on the pound, but they've got too many coins. What are you dealing with there in Scotland? Are they on the Euro? Well, no, they're on the pound, mate. They're on the pound, but they've got their own... They've got their own pound, but it's tied to the pound sterling. Is that right? So they're always the same.
Starting point is 00:10:53 That's correct, although there is a referendum on it at the moment. Scotland is looking at becoming independent. That'll never happen. There's a vote that's happening, like, right now. Really? Like, out on the streets giving out flyers saying, vote yes, which means vote yes for independence. That's exciting.
Starting point is 00:11:14 It's really not. No, it is. Come on, it's a little exciting. There's people all over the streets here giving out flyers. It's not fucking exciting at all. They're just, I don't know, it's exciting for the Scots, but I'm not too invested in the whole situation, so to speak. Why do you think it's exciting?
Starting point is 00:11:38 Because it's always exciting when in 2014 a nation is still squabbling about whether it should be independent or not. You would have thought they'd have that sussed by now. Well, would you like us to become a republic? Yeah, man. New Zealand? Yeah? Yeah. But I've got nothing to back that up. It just feels like a good idea, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:55 I know what you mean, exactly. If we became a republic, would we still be allowed in the Commonwealth Games? Nah, man, we wouldn't. That's the thing. And we hold on to that shit. What other, like, collection of athletics are we going to come sixth in? nah man we wouldn't that's the thing and we we hold on to that shit what other like collection of athletics are we going to come sixth in none exactly we need the commonwealth games this is like we go from being the 40th biggest guy in high school to being like the sixth biggest guy in high school exactly and i'm not ready to give that up anyway onto the movie so you then
Starting point is 00:12:22 after my comment you you wrote back. So where are we? You found a continuity error with Kevin James' character. I don't think it's a continuity error. I just think it's an instance of Kevin James' character being a fucking pathological liar. Is that where he says at one point that he's jumped off Suicide 35 and everyone says that he has into some shit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah, they need to... No, like, the way that it's... Because the treatment in the film of that is not, like, that of a character lying. It is that of a scriptwriter that forgot which way it goes, and then no one proofreading the script. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 It's classic continuity era, if you pay attention to it. Which you have the opportunity to do, Guy, because we're about to watch the fucking movie again after this. Immediately after this. That's what I'm quite looking forward to in the podcast, is through this episode, I'm excitable and slightly drunk, and then you'll be able to chart my descent into tired and hungover.
Starting point is 00:13:17 It's going to be such a different flavor of a podcast. You're going to be so grim, brother. But in saying that, I think the reason they could be so lazy with it is is on account of um the characters all all having massive personality defects and so even if even like if it was like oh no there's no continuity error then dennis dugan the director and adam sandler writer would have just said oh yeah but don't worry about it because it turns out kevin james caterer in this movie is just a fucking liar. And then they were like, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Well, it does make sense. It makes it like a cohesive thing. Yeah. More continuity errors, though. You said Chris Rock continuity errors all over the show. Read Tool Belt and Sunglasses and Shit. Now, this seems like it would be pretty big. So I'm going to look out for it this time.
Starting point is 00:14:10 What you'll notice is Chris Rock is wearing his tool belt in Kmart for no reason. Like, dude, you're not going to work in Kmart. You're not going to work all day, frankly. I don't know why the fuck you took a tool belt out of the house. At no point did he go to work. He's swanning around kmart trying to look like he's an industrious member of society by wearing his tool belt and then i can't remember when he stops wearing it maybe in the car yard in the car park it suddenly disappears and there's also a similar amount of confusion around like sunglasses he's got sunglasses in his shirt i thought you meant
Starting point is 00:14:43 it was like continuity errors and like between shots it appears and disappears well it is between shots isn't it the nature of a movie is it's a series of shots you fucking idiot you know what I mean I know what you mean but like if you wore okay if we went to Kmart together
Starting point is 00:15:00 god forbid and you walked in wearing your tool belt for your job we should attempt to watch and record in a Kmart like watch the entire movie on one of their TVs and record it in the store I really like that idea
Starting point is 00:15:16 you definitely have to where's Kmart? where can you even find a fucking Kmart? do they exist? they used to be really prolific do you remember when Google came out
Starting point is 00:15:28 when you were younger they used to or when I was younger and you were younger too there used to be like an ad on TV for um I just saw you
Starting point is 00:15:36 reply to a tweet you fucking asshole we're doing a podcast I was looking up Kmart so that wait a minute that means you've got Twitter open
Starting point is 00:15:43 so fuck you double jeopardy they just come through as notifications in the top right corner of my screen oh my bad anyway
Starting point is 00:15:49 there was an ad where a woman used to sit in a room surrounded by toys and I think it was like an ad for Kmart and she'd just be surrounded by toys
Starting point is 00:15:56 and like talk about how cool her life is or something and I always wanted to find that room and I lived in Christchurch near a suburb
Starting point is 00:16:04 called Hornby and in Hornby there's a suburb called Hornby. And in Hornby, there's a Coopland's Bakery. And the colours of Coopland's Bakery are red and blue. And so we'd drive past this bakery when we'd go to the movies. And I'd always think that that's where they recorded it. I always thought that in what turns out to be a disgusting pie shop, was a room just filled with toys and a woman and a camera? And she lived there?
Starting point is 00:16:27 I must have been quite young. Or stupid. Guy, I'm having trouble following where the fuck your head is at right now. I can only fathom what people listening to this while they're, like, driving or at the gym or walking around, just struggling to keep up with the drunken ineptitude of this out loud venture into your childhood. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:16:50 You've lost it, mate. You're gone. I thought that was pretty coherent. Hey, so there's a Kmart in St. Luke's and one in Henderson, so we'll pick one of those when you get back. St. Luke's. mart and st luke's and one in henderson so we'll pick one of those when you get back st luke's i'm glad we settled that um you put me off i'm sorry but it was i kind of follow what you were saying but it was just so hey you were so distracted the thing is that people at home will understand because they weren't fucking busy googling kmart like you were well maybe you've
Starting point is 00:17:30 got no respect for me anymore i don't like the way you're aging tim bat oh guy lay off lay off mate okay the next thing you've written is patty schwartz sucks something fierce i don't even know what that means it's patrick schwarzeneg, but I couldn't spell Schwarzenegger, so I condensed it to Patty, Patty Schwartz. It's quite a good nickname. Patty Schwartz! And then I've said, pretty sure Taylor Lautner is part Native American. Patty is so white and European, you're not brothers, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Alright, that's you just being petty, because you know for a fact that fraternity brothers refer to each other as brothers, even though they're not related. Holy fuck! it that never clicked for me i always thought that he was referring to him as his biological brother what yeah every time i've seen it i've thought that you blow my mind montgomery that's insane how could you think that they were brothers they're so obviously not brothers and i know just you guys surely you know that you understand fraternities right yeah sure but i just i never connected those dots i just chalked it up to the like stupidness of whoever the casting yeah fair
Starting point is 00:18:36 enough the movie does play it's playing games plays games with you because every now and then it gets something right to throw you a curveball for the shit it gets wrong just to keep you on your toes that is correct it's here then i said then we entered into a discussion about uh potential trademark violations because in the garage where higgins works that lamonsoff owns there is a van that they're working on which has an x-wing from star wars spray painted on it uh so i mused, if you wanted to, could George Lucas sue due to the X-Wing on the van? To which you responded, I don't know Star Wars, which isn't really relevant, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:19:14 It's pretty relevant, because I don't know how, like, unique to Star Wars, probably pretty unique to Star Wars it is, I guess. But then I said, but posit that question in the cast. Oh, you did, yes. Let's talk about it. And here we are. This is terrible.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I don't like going through this stream of consciousness messages bullshit. It's not flying with me, mate. It's not working for you? Nah, it's not, man. Is it working for you? I don't know. I'm pretty chilled out.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I made some other notes. Tell me about your gig last night. Let's take a brief respite from the movie and me yelling at you about various things. Okay, so it was real fun. There's a show here called the Alternative Comedy Memorial Society. And it's pretty much a safe space for comics.
Starting point is 00:20:01 During the festival, it's somewhere where they can go blow off steam. And it's not a traditional stand-up show in the slightest like it's like you go there and you fuck around like last week when i went to the first one i saw uh michael leg and robin intz went on stage and they sang a song and it went a you're adorable b you're adorable c you're adorable and it went on and on they did the whole alphabet and then afterwards Robin said, and now the other
Starting point is 00:20:29 side of the story one, you're adorable two, you're, and it was so funny and so silly, and then afterwards, after every act the hosts come on stage and they say a failure, and the whole crowd shouts back, a noble failure.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Anyway, through some meeting of people, I managed to get a spot on it and I did it last night. Awesome. Yeah, it's like, it's a proper institute here. And I was quite sort of unsure of what to do. So I came up with several concepts, but none of them were really doing it for me and then eventually i settled on um i went up on stage wearing like so like about 15 different items of clothing several layers of clothing like layers and layers of clothing and um i went up to the microphone and i said what did i say i said said, oh, what's up Edinburgh? Some weather we're having.
Starting point is 00:21:27 And then no one laughed because why would you laugh at that? And then I said, whoo, is it getting hot in here or is it just me? And I took off my jacket. And then I said, oh, look, mate, this is just blatantly disrespectful. No, no, no, listen. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry, everyone. Tim's ruined the rehashing of the gig
Starting point is 00:21:47 for the whole podcast. You don't need to know about it. Guy! No, I'm genuinely, I'm drunk and I'm sensitive and I'm affected by your behavior. You're not listening. I am listening to your retelling the story.
Starting point is 00:22:01 You were communicating with someone. Mate, you're not, you're on video now, right? You can't just you can't just lose interest in the middle of my thread. I was listening to most of that. I heard the overwhelming majority of it.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I'm really, I'm hurt. Guy, stay with me. Stay with me, bro. No, you fucking stay with me, Tim. Fucking get me to tell a story and then tune out halfway through. I got up to when you said some weather we're having
Starting point is 00:22:32 and then no one laughed and then why? But what's the situation? Tell me the situation. What situation? Well, what's the context of me saying some weather we're having? That you're at that that uh alternative comedy memorial gig event so you weren't listening at all what is this
Starting point is 00:22:55 why you fuck you you weren't even listening in the slightest i was yes that's yes that's correct but there was more detail peppered in which is vital to the story this must be like listening to mum and dad have a fight in the kitchen this is whispering in the kitchen fuck you Timbert I don't know if I'll put this one up
Starting point is 00:23:18 this has gone well south I just started talking to my flatmate about having another cup of tea you really spit the fucking dummy man this really got out of hand i'm just i'm just disgusted you can't ask me to tell the story and then tune out i listened to so much of it and i just wanted to figure out another cup of tea you didn't listen to so much of it, you completely missed the fucking story.
Starting point is 00:23:50 I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do. You definitely can't tell it again. I mean, I can. No, everyone else has heard it. Then you're telling it twice on the podcast. They haven't heard it. They've only heard the setup.
Starting point is 00:24:04 They haven't heard what actually happened. Then what are you getting angry about? Because you didn telling it twice on the podcast they haven't heard it they've only heard the setup they haven't heard what actually happened then what are you getting angry about because you didn't even listen to the setup i was going to tell another fucking minute or so of a story you weren't even going to understand it and then you're going to laugh politely and pretend that you knew what was happening even though you didn't here's what i heard uh two comics i haven't heard of before did this gig the night prior and sung a delightful song where they sung A's for adorable B's for adorable then we got to now the other side of the story one is you're adorable two is you're adorable okay and then you had the opportunity to do the gig which is fantastic so you got up there and you said some weather we're having in Edinburgh and no one laughed and why should they because it wasn't funny and that's when an offer of tea was made and i tried to suss out some logistics
Starting point is 00:24:47 look you're gonna listen back to this podcast and be embarrassed by how rude you were yeah that's why i'm not sure if i'm gonna put it up no you're definitely gonna put it up this is a fucking zinger i was wearing like 15 layers of clothing oh my god i did miss that yeah you said a very important piece of content okay oh god I did miss that yeah you did a very important piece of content you fucking arsehole oh this is a great story yeah keep going
Starting point is 00:25:10 and I went no like yeah lots of clothing and I went on stage I'm getting so berated on my birthday you can get fucked I've got some sort of free get out of jail free card
Starting point is 00:25:20 it's not your birthday here oh it is actually is your birthday on Tuesday the 19th yeah it is your birthday here but I don't care because you were rude so I'm wearing all these plates
Starting point is 00:25:30 and I said some weather we're having and then no one laughed because why would they you might remember that part of the story and then I said is it getting hot in here
Starting point is 00:25:41 or is it just me and I took off my jacket and then I said whoa whoa is it getting hot in here or is it just me? and I took off my jacket and then I said whoa is it getting hot in here or is it just me? and I took off another layer and I just kept saying whoa is it getting hot in here or is it just me? until I was completely naked
Starting point is 00:25:55 at which point I said whoa does someone turn the air conditioning on here it's getting a bit chilly and then I proceeded to put my clothes back on while saying it was cold wow and how many gigs are there in the world where that is like where you can do that how um were you intoxicated at that point or was that just montgomery free flowing that was just montgomery free flowing and total sobriety that's awesome bro yeah so what you
Starting point is 00:26:23 had you had the cmb out there were you So what, you had the CMB out there? Were you wearing underwear? I had the CMB out there. I was wearing three sets of underpants, so each time I'd take one off, it would be another reveal, like, oh, oh! That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:26:36 You must have looked like the marshmallow man heading out there with that many clothes on. Well, I actually, naturally I wear quite baggy clothes, which lent itself very well to the gag, because I probably just looked a bit thick, more thick-skinned than usual. A bit, like, puffy, I would think. And was it hard to move around?
Starting point is 00:26:51 And how did you get that many, like, layers of clothing on? Did someone else assist? No. They're baggy clothes, mate. Yeah, I know. But, like, if they're all the same amount of baggy, then it would be a logistical mistake. Well, no, no.
Starting point is 00:27:04 It's a sliding scale of baggy. Okay. That's cool. I thought this through anyway. We're running it. We're running out of time on this episode of the podcast. Oh no. So just give me a shining light.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Fuck. Really? Um, okay. Uh, did I write one down? Probably not. I think I might've.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Did you have one? Yeah. I scrambled to down? Probably not. I think I might have. Did you have one? Yeah. I scrambled to look through the notes. I found one. It was when Adam Sandler drives the school bus to school and they're talking to the principal and all the kids get off. For some reason,
Starting point is 00:27:37 I'm assuming they shot a scene which later got deleted. Keithy, if you look carefully, Keithy, his son, is still on the school bus. He's the only one on the school bus, but he's in shot. Like, you can see him through the window. Wait, sorry, back up again. When is this?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Do you listen to anything I say? Just, can you just tell me what part of the movie you're talking about specifically? I literally just did that. How can i be the drunk and correct one i'm looking through my notes and oh adam sandler drives the school bus to school and when they're talking to principal tardio or whatever his name go right to class go right to class now remember today is a half day hey that's my laptop that's all you know that one is that enough fucking context for you anyway adam sandler's son keithy you're a terrible drunk i'm a fucking fine drunk you're a terrible listener um he's still on the school bus his
Starting point is 00:28:36 son is still on the school bus because i'm assuming that they were going to pick up a scene that involved keithy being on the bus but they didn't so it just looks weird like it looks like he's got self-esteem problems and he's just stayed sitting on the school bus because he's afraid to get out and go to the last day of school. That's your shining light. Well, if I didn't get upset in the middle of telling you about it, it would have been
Starting point is 00:28:56 yeah, it is my shining light. Oh, guy. Oh, guy. Come on, man. This shit feels real now, today. This on, man. This shit feels real now, today. This feels real real. This feels too real. It is real.
Starting point is 00:29:11 It is. The whole thing's real. You seem genuinely hurt. I'm not genuinely hurt. I'm gonna... Do you know what I'm gonna do, guy? I'm gonna take this opportunity to apologise for tuning out at various points. Had a long day.
Starting point is 00:29:23 You know what? Do you know what you know what what you're not going to accept the apology are you no i am it's absolutely fine i mean when you said it like that of course you tune out i'm just talking fucking nonsense mate there's some cognitive dissonance happening because i'm like there's a weird thing about us doing the podcast before we watch the movie because i know something horrible is coming it's like seeing storm clouds on the horizon coming toward you when you're camping looks like storms are coming storms brewing have you so have you got a shining light just make it up so we can end this one and watch the movie and record another one well i kind of like i want to reference something
Starting point is 00:29:58 you said but then it's sort of stealing it but you just said uh um when at the end of the movie when that woman's feeding the beer bong to that dog yeah and she says you're an animal she's yeah to the dog it's funny it's so silly but it is fucking funny all right that's a great shining light and um oh no i felt okay maybe i've found it okay so this is the note that i put yeah did you see that guy take his green singlet did you ever see that guy take off his green singlet very drunkenly before just before lenny goes to speak to kavanagh okay that's my shining light there is a guy in the back why are you taking your clothes off it's hot no, are you doing the bit? I'm not doing the bit. I don't need to see your CMB right
Starting point is 00:30:48 now, man. I know it's my birthday, but I don't need that. Alright, your shining light is a guy jokingly taking his singlet off. I'm going to look out for it in this viewing. That was episode 26 of the Worst Idea of All Time. Congratulations, everybody. We've made it to the halfway point. I want to paint a picture of people
Starting point is 00:31:04 as we close out. I'm not going to proceed to take his clothes off he's presumably naked and we can only see him from the shoulders up though and he's now lying in a bed in a very kind of like relaxed shall we say position it's it's creepy in fact i'm going to take a screenshot of this exact moment and it's going to be the thumbnail for for the episode done great thank you for that lovely smile guy you're welcome mate let's watch the movie episode 27 coming out soon
Starting point is 00:31:34 oh my god here we go again glory of your precious time slips away.

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