The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Twenty Three - Rage Train
Episode Date: August 6, 2015Guy has gone to Europe, Tim is stuck back in New Zealand. It is the middle of the night for Tim, the morning for Guy. The only thing that unites them is a shared, unbridled rage for Sex and The C...ity 2. This recent watch, away from eahc other or anyone else has forced the pair to engage with the film and the results are dire.The lads are not letting Michael Patrick King off the hook this ep, quite the opposite in fact. In between giving the writer/director/producer unhealthy amounts of shade, we get a return to the old favourites as we find out what coffee guy's been up to and find some short, sharp shining lights. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's the worst idea of all time.
It's the worst idea of all time.
It's the worst idea of all time.
Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of The Worst Idea of All Time, starring me, Tim Batt. Season 2 in our human lives. It's so bad, Guy. It's so... First of all, we should,
before we get to a heat of ourselves,
we should explain the situation.
And the situation is this.
I think we've done it pretty efficiently.
We've watched Sex and the City 2
23 times, Tim.
I took the liberty of running the maths
during the film today.
No, no, hold on.
I mean the fact that we're on opposite sides of the world.
People don't know that.
Yeah, well, they do now.
You know, we've...
We just watched the movie independently,
like in silence by ourselves.
That's right.
You think you've seen this movie...
You think, you know, you think the movie is long
when you have company.
You haven't lived until you watch
this movie by yourself it was so fucked man michael patrick king is a fucking maniac
and he needs to be stopped he is and he is he has been as far as i know but yeah i mean his lunacy was peaking out around 2010 tim we've spent
2.3 days of our lives just watching the movie i love it almost 56 hours jesus christ
do you know what's almost more insulting we've go on. We've spent half a day, which means at least 12 hours,
or we will by the end of this, 12 hours talking about it.
I regret nothing.
Except for maybe the choice of film.
But it's just, can you imagine the fucking storyboard on this thing?
Like, this is the first time I've taken a managed to take a step
back because usually we we have a bit of banter throughout the film and whatnot takes the edge
off of things but to just like experience this movie as a movie by yourself is fucked this film
is so silly sing it sing it baby guy i haven't ever literally ever seen such a shambolic attempt at making a
movie it's just a collection of things i've seen grown-ups too 52 times this is i think you're
qualified yeah and indubitably the fact of the matter is tim i like i was a very numerical based watch for mine
all the way up until an hour and 30 minutes into the movie there are no stakes beyond a vague
argument that carrie and big have had there's literally nothing at stake. A movie, like any other movie,
sets up and resolves conflict in that amount of time.
Yeah, I'm with you, man.
It's so stupid.
This movie is about nothing at all.
It's not until Carrie gets a bad review of the shitty book she's written,
when suddenly everything supposedly crumbles.
So you think, but by the end of the movie, no lessons are learned.
Nothing's changed.
We haven't grown.
We haven't learned anything.
The mistake that she makes, which is pashing another guy despite the fact that she's married,
gets resolved by her husband buying her a fucking diamond ring,
which not only just strengthens this horrible consumerism
that permeates the entire film,
but rewards this fucking happy
for the bloody patience I'm ex-boyfriend
when she's overseas on a trip that she got from her friend.
Because karma doesn't exist, guy.
Karma doesn't exist.
The universe isn't fair.
The bow that they try and wrap this package of feces up in like it's pretty much comprised
exclusively of pubic hair fucking nail clippings and i don't know like vials of sweat to strengthen
this horrible package pretty much so they leave abu dhabi right and you can see michael patrick
king just throwing shit against the wall hoping that everyone
will remember from two days ago when they started watching the movie that there was stuff which
vaguely related to what he's putting together at the end so carrie lifts her and sasuke carry
lifts up her um her she reveals her leg to hail a cab right when they need to get to the airport
otherwise they won't fly first class what a a disaster that would be. And then when they drive off in the cab,
so it's like, oh, that's right.
That happened, you know, a year ago when I was born.
And then there's a poster for Heart of the Desert,
which is the same vague attempt to, like,
at least allude to the fact that there's, like,
it's all, you know, the 10 years you've spent watching this movie
have all happened in the same realm of time,
in the same galaxy. There's Charlotte, you know, the 10 years you've spent watching this movie have all happened in the same realm of time and the same galaxy.
Yeah.
There's,
um,
Charlotte,
you know,
no,
yeah.
Charlotte finds out that she didn't need to be worried that whole time.
She was in Abu Dhabi because guess what?
Her nanny was a lesbian Miranda. She gets hired for a banging job where everyone's like,
Oh my God,
this lady is amazing.
And it's just,
it's just,
it's fucked. didn't pick it up
it's absolute lunacy guy it's there's no justice in this world where this movie could exist like
to take it on a more meta scale there's no justice in this world where this movie could exist and
people could get paid lots of money for making it and putting it together. And there's no justice within the universe they create in the world of the film
because these horrible, wretched, fucking, awful, deplorable human beings
are going around with their awful, wretched lives
and they at no point have encountered any resistance
that the universe would normally put up to any kind of usual biological being
that is this harmful for
the rest of the environment or herd like basic darwinism would have taken these motherfuckers
out of the food chain by now such as this stupidity and evil i know the one moment where i was oh well
there's obviously there's moments littered throughout the film where i'm busting for a
different offer i say this every week which is evidence of how far down the fucking rabbit hole we've gone but like when aiden picks up carrie
when they see each other for the first time and he gives her a big hug and then she's like is this
legal all i want is for aiden to say absolutely not and then just police officers raid the hug
and arrest her and they take her away and they round up the friends and
they get executed for this fucking offensive behavior like how amazing would that be
that's a movie though what you're describing is a movie it's so interstellar i watched it again
over the weekend right call me crazy i'm a sucker for
that film that takes place over roughly the same amount of in fact it probably is almost identical
amount of screen time and in that it spans like uh over a century and like taking humans
off of planet earth and worse worse yet this movie doesn't even
like it didn't even pause to consider how long exactly it was meant to like there's no consideration
for timeline they're all over the shop supposedly they're only holidaying in abu dhabi for a week
yeah i heard that for the first time as well today it's's like, wait a minute. What? A week?
No.
It's just, you know, it's just.
And the thing is, Tim, we might have watched it 23 times.
We haven't even scaled.
We're not even halfway to the South Pole yet.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's depressing. I'm so angry at the the film i'm so mad at it it's so awful okay
okay well this might be a good time then uh to try and temper i mean we're both coming in piping
hot with serious aggression uh to temper no i'd say we keep no way no tempering let's ride the
rage train for a little bit more well this is this this is
it's part of the rage train but it's also i enjoyed it and that when the late you know when
samantha gets snapped for having sex on the beach come on everybody tonight oh well i really like
that they go back to the hotel room and she's like where's um where's abdul like where
are the butlers yeah this week was the first time when i observed that they just bounced i mean it's
sort of suggested that maybe carrie and garon like supposedly have formed some sort of bond but even
he's like thank fuck that i've been dismissed from awful harpy judy i'm gonna go and like masturbate in
a toilet cubicle to graffiti just do anything except spend more time around these people
i found it so satisfying to know that i don't know if michael patrick king did this knowingly
almost definitely not that the the butlers were just like fuck it just drop this shit whatever
they were doing and bailed good on them i wish we could do the same the funny thing is is um i think
the filmmakers or rather filmmaker michael patrick king he thinks that we the audience are like
on board with the girls but the closest thing we have to
an audience surrogate in this movie are the literal servants that are waiting on them hand and foot in
the middle east who are earning like pennies an hour that is that's my end for the movie that's
who i can gravitate to towards the most and go your life is the most similar to mine. Yeah. They're so unrelatable.
Like, so Zoe, my girlfriend,
was here watching the first bit of the movie with me
because she felt so bad that I was so tired
and I had to sit through the movie again by myself.
So God bless her.
She was in there for the first half hour, 45 minutes.
What an angel.
She lost her shit, man.
She could not handle this film whatsoever she was giggling at like just repetitively commenting on how nothing makes sense how all the costumes are bizarre she
could not contain herself at the um first appearance of carrie's hat in the wedding
uh the crown that we always mark she was just like what the hell is that
the giggling from zoe is almost masochistic in a sense because i imagine yes like if she was just
watching the movie as a punter it would just be disgust outrage and being upset but watching the
movie in the context of knowing her boyfriend has to like has watched it 22 times and will watch it... Like another, what, 20, 29 or whatever.
That is hysterical.
Yeah.
She's seen What The Fuck a number of times.
Yeah, yeah.
And if you look at it as her being a surrogate
for anyone listening to the podcast,
I guess that's the end.
That's the satisfaction
that there are people doing something so terrible grown-ups too we said almost every episode of the
first season do not watch the movie it's like this movie is at a level where i kind of think
you should because this thing almost has it has to be seen to be believed absolutely i 100 agree
with you tim i i think it is imperative at this juncture just because if you haven't watched sex
in the city 2 and you've been you've been following the journey this season like it's just i imagine
it's just this really dark like it's just once a week for half an hour you just experience this really sort of
deep sense of despair and upset and i think context is important because it's not like
it's not giddy insanity it's it's like it's it's a really dark sort of feeling and i yeah i agree
i had that thought independent from actually getting around to watching the film this week
i did think to myself i feel like at some point we should announce to everyone, watch the movie.
Yeah.
Understand.
I feel like this is it.
I feel like it's finally at the point.
Because I hear you.
Mostly the emotions that get recorded on this podcast are two beaten down, weary men who've just had enough and are at
the end of their tether but you know what i'm fucking fired up this week man i am legitimately
angry the movie exists yeah i think it's yeah i think it's the i think watching it apart from
each other forced a level of like just it's it was almost i don't know at points it was almost like meditation like i found
it so exhausting and ongoing that it was it almost forced me like into like it was meditation
it was like introspection because i just didn't i didn't want to be engaging with it like yeah
you can watch two stand-up specials in a fucking episode of Seinfeld in the time we watched Nothing Happened to Four Terrible People.
You can watch seven episodes of South Park.
It's just, it's so broken.
And everything about it is wrong.
Like, all the script.
Zoe's right to maniacally laugh at everything that's offered.
Like, Michael Patrick King pretty much went up to Charlotte and he said okay as soon as we
like as soon as we get to
okay
in New York
all I want you to do
I just want you to take
everything literally
and be upset
at you know
at everything
that's your direction
and he goes
okay I can do that
and then he's like
okay now you're in the Middle East
and all I want you to do
while we're shooting here
in Morocco
is
just look at your phone
that's all I want from you and miranda
all i want you to do is just pretend to read lonely planet travel guides about the united
bower emirates i don't want anything more from you i know it seems insane because we're throwing a
lot of money at this movie and we're going to piss off a lot of people but this is all i want you
anything more is too much it's there's no emotional engagement
there isn't even the one thread that they could have pulled it in this film to to get it across
the line is the friendship element by making this a buddy film that's got four parts instead of the
usual two yeah but at every turn these women are turning on each other they're accusing each other of their marriages falling apart they they're awful self-absorbed yeah they're talking across each other the whole movie
like someone presents a huge personal problem they're having and then whoever is next to them
just correlates it to a personal problem that they're having no one resolves either of the
other person's issues it's just like oh hi you're doing that well i'm struggling with this it's just for people it's even worse than it's even worse than that
because it's not like oh you're doing that i'm doing this it's just the person presents their
problem and then the camera pans to the next person and they present their problem without
any acknowledgement whatsoever that the person even spoke before it's like yeah it's inhuman the way that they're communicating yeah it's not
well yeah whoo i feel like i mean i'm still i'm still impassioned by how much i didn't enjoy that
but i feel like i'm at least like released some of this well just while i mentioned that um zoe
watched the first bit of the film as well i I can tell you something for free. Zoe was legitimately very concerned by that baby crying as passionately and often as Rose does in the film.
Charlotte's daughter is legitimate.
That is a small child and she is very much crying real tears.
No doubt about it.
We've alluded to it vaguely in the past,
but I mean,
Michael Patrick King was definitely paying certain crew members
extra pocket money to taunt the baby.
To say,
you can't even do basic maths,
you stupid fucking baby.
Look at your dumb baby face.
Whatever insults they could muster.
Zoe was getting real upset
by how obviously upset that
baby was like it was you know
she felt uncomfortable watching it crying all the time
no doubt
and what got
me right and that's so
the scene where the baby's visibly upset
is when Charlotte's baking 10 million
cupcakes for some after school event
Zoe usually said she said why is she making
all those cupcakes and I said it is never addressed
and she just started cracking up it's vaguely addressed she says well yeah first of all the
reason she's baking the cupcakes is because it makes the set look good it makes it look like
something's happening in this fucked up universe it's not a reason it is well no no it's the actual
reason though because i'm baking these cupcakes for the afterschool event tomorrow. Like whatever garbage reason Michael wrote into the script
when he was three bottles of whiskey and 10 cigars
and five blunts deep in his fucking awful journey
into the recesses of his broken brain.
But so she says like, yeah, she says, I am doing this.
And she says like, and her daughter is it not rose who's the
other one lily lily lily's like mommy mommy look what i did and she's like hold on sweetie mommy's
just making these cupcakes for the after school event that's not even the focus the focus there
is on the phone conversation the only time her attention is broken from talking on the phone
to carrie is it's nothing to do with parenting. It's everything to do with when her skirt or whatever gets destroyed.
And then like Charlotte's character
is fucking not even one dimensional.
It's like,
because so then when her and Miranda
are having a drink,
you know,
when like Charlotte supposedly
dumps all of her feelings about motherhood
onto Miranda as like a release.
That scene fucking got me good this week. Yeah. You know what? dumps all of her feelings about motherhood onto miranda as like a release that's saying
oh fucking everyone goes through this week yeah you know what the line she the line so um miranda's
like being a mother is hard and then charlotte says yes yes but the benefits but the benefits
make it worth it that's not something a human being says ever that line stuck out like a sore that like a big
baboon's red bear naked ass at the zoo this week for me as well because i was like no one has ever
said that that is not something that someone would ever say it's so unnatural robotic cold
and like a machine trying to emulate human emotion it's like my patrick king is an ai android who has
been sent from the future to
destroy us and he's trying to like guess how emotional beings talk it's so calculated and
weird it's pretty just like odd numerical kind of mathematical language yeah yeah he just punched
it through a random emotion generator oh it's an odd line jesus christ hey i'll tell you something though and this can be my shining light
this week because i got a lot of joy out of it um so the way that it works folks is a guy and i
synced up to start the movie at the same time and then turned all of our devices to flight mode
as is as is the rules as is tradition and i actually got a minute out of sync because i rewound a bit of the movie
because this week i saw miranda's housekeeper fully barrel the camera like she looked straight
down there and um and and the shot that goes to her when also the thing i noticed just before
they go to her so it's at the school when brady's uh presenting his rat his mouse maze yeah yeah the the kickoff point for
him becoming the rat king uh and you know when they announced that some random girl rachel has
just won second place like off mic what is static electricity yeah you know the line you know it so
um miranda's housekeeper is fucking stoked that she has got that silver
medal like she is clapping and grinning for brady nothing no emotion but for rachel getting that
second place award at the science fair the housekeeper fears brady yeah i mean so if you
if because who knows more about brady than the housekeeper she's doing all the work steve's
busy working on his far-fetched schemes miranda's off bloody gallivanting around a workplace she's
not given any respect the housekeeper is pretty much single-handedly rearing this child into the
absolutely terrifying oligarch he is so she's like he wins something she's like oh oh no yeah she speaks like yoda when she's worried
oh no um all right no i yeah i had a um next week you've got to look for the bit where
she barrels the camera um while they're there i absolutely will it's the thing is because
i thought about how many extras this movie has this or like just there's so many people thrown into the camera for texture in place of any heart
or storyline or whatever like it's like maybe if we put if at all times you know in scenes that
aren't just the four ladies maybe if we put 20 people in the background out of focus on screen
people will think this movie is a human
heart it's a very cunning trick by michael patrick king i don't know that it works and like when the
girl when the ladies are singing karaoke um in the middle east singing when i'm woman hear me roar
i was just constantly like there are people because you know conceivably they rally and
unite the entire karaoke bar with their enthusiasm for the song and they get everyone up and bloody dancing around together or whatever i was just looking for people who weren't enjoying
it and you get flashes of a few um but there was one guy at the end of it who's just sitting
like next to the rugby players he's just sitting there smoking a cigarette
and i was like i've never seen him he is he's a sabur. He's an audience surrogate.
He's sitting there smoking a cigarette like,
yeah, okay, we fucking get it.
Can we move this thing along?
Because you are killing me right now.
He's from the French team.
He's undercutting the whole integrity of the scene
and I love him for it.
He's like, yeah, I absolutely respect that.
Any extra you find in this movie
who's not enjoying themselves,
they're more representative of the movie
than whatever the finished in-focus product is.
They're the actual reflections.
They're the real heroes.
That's right.
And then, well, if we're doing Shining Lights,
I'll do my Shining Light for you as well,
which was-
Hold on, hold on.
Sorry, before you get into that,
just while you're on the rugby teams.
For some reason this week,
I got very passionately annoyed
that New Zealand does not feature
in the Rugby World Cup trials.
Because we didn't even put that up.
Do you know why?
Because the New Zealand rugby team
got called up to go to the Rugby World Cup trials
and they're like, do you know what?
We know a lot about the Rugby World Cup
and this is definitely a scam.
There's no way in God's green earth we're sending our rugby team to the Middle East
for something called the trials, which don't even exist.
That is fucking...
To play practice matches, no less.
Practice matches at a trial?
No.
No.
Fool me once, which you didn't do.
Shame on you.
Fool me twice, which you'll definitely end up doing
Go fuck yourself, Michael Patrick King
This is insane
I like it, I like it
So sorry, onto your shining light
It was Runkle
The hero, Uncle Runkle of the Runkle Crankle
It's at bath time
He's bathing Lily or Rose with the nanny uh and charlotte's sort of
peeking in from the corner worrying about everything in her life namely how in fuck's
name she's going to deal with the wave of negative press this movie is surely going to receive upon
release and um runco old uncle crunkle goes it's like oh so lily uh is it lily no it's rose the young one
yeah yeah yeah and she's um she's sort of upset or whatever and they've got all these toys him
and the nanny are bathing her and they're trying to encourage you to have a good time
and he sort of says at one point he goes oh what's that gonna do like just off mic to um
to rose when she's playing on the toys and when he says what's that gonna do like just off mic to um to rose when she's playing on the toys and
when he says what's that gonna do she picks up the shower head and then splashes the nanny's tits
and they throw a white top and they become see-through and then he's like whoa like whoop
like just the fact that the line was oh what's that gonna do whoa tutors was pretty much the reading i had of that
those are the baits what's any time whoa titties all right yeah anytime you can read something
from the film outside of the context of what was intended it is um a tremendously satisfying
experience i am i just feel like I'm
emptying so much emotion
into this microphone right now it's phenomenal
I noticed a line
which I'd never heard before when
our collection of
harpies are at the breakfast table
once they've landed in Abu Dhabi
and it's that bit where there's just
like the complete feast
laid out in
front of them.
And Sarah Jessica Parker says,
Oh,
I'm just going to try one of these confections.
And no one responds.
No one blinks a fucking eye because that line was not in the script.
Sarah Jessica Parker's ad libbing.
And as an executive producer on this film,
no one's going to tell her not to.
It's a dumb line.
They don't do anything with it,
but it made it to the film.
Yeah, I absolutely agree.
It's just one of many examples
of just these little moments where it's like,
oh God, that made it in, did it?
All right, very well.
Yeah.
On we go.
Another, it's not quite the same,
but one that killed me this week as well was
when garon at the halfway point is making milk warm milk for sjp to help her sleep because she's
too dumb to turn off her fucking bedside light um he's like oh he's he's like uh may i suggest
putting cinnamon in your milk um it's a secret my wife taught me it's like that is what that's not a
secret like oh i see i see you're eating french fries uh let me add a little salt it's an old
family recipe that's been passed down for generations where did you learn this tip
it's fucking ridiculous oh it's just all and it all just weaves into the tapestry of garbage,
which we seem to fucking ram down our brains every week.
I got to say, Tim, there is...
I think there's been merit in watching it apart, at least,
in that we were both forced just head on to confront this beast.
Because we're so...
It's just...
There was nothing else.
There was nothing else.
We weren't there for each other this week
because we couldn't be
because distance has truly gotten in the way
and there was no internet,
which is usually the fallback plan
when I'm on the lights and we've got some time to kill.
There was nothing.
There was me and the movie in a room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's as close to the cinema experience.
I feel for you, though.
At least I had a lovely another human being
to keep me company for the first 30-ish minutes,
but you were worse off than me.
I probably paced my bedroom upwards of 20 times.
I did 100 push-ups.
I haven't done a push-up in like a year um i was literally all
over the shop i was talking to myself quite a lot it's like it's all things that you do when you get
sent to jail man it's yeah
like literally everything you've just described is the behavior of a prisoner
and i think also in
watching it myself i learned what has been so difficult about this for the for how many other
weeks we've been doing is that it's so on like it's so consistently ongoingly offensively bad
that you can't you you can't launch a full-scale assault against the movie because of the length.
It dilutes your disdain over just such an unbelievably long amount of time
that it almost disarms you in its length.
It's like if you were to get someone and rough them up a little bit,
they would get really shirty with you back. If you were to get someone and rough them up a little bit um they would get really shirty with you back
if you were to get someone and like fight with them they would be rightfully really pissed off
and outraged if you torture someone for like three days you don't let them sleep you keep flicking
the lights on and off you you keep kind of punching them in in bits where it sort of doesn't bruise
too easily so they're untraceable marks and stuff you take away their food um you kind of dehydrate them a bit and you disorientate them they can't really
complain because their facilities have been taken away from them and i don't want to get too
melodramatic i feel like i already have with that metaphor but this movie is the cinema equivalent
to that i'm yeah i'm usually all for calling out your ludicrous comparisons
between our plight and the plight of people who actually
suffer through real things
but in the context of what has just
happened to me
I'm fully on board
with anything you can fucking throw
against this movie
alright well listen I think I can hear
something musical
off in the back
What's he doing?
What is that brand of caffeine?
Before we launch into exactly what's going on
vis-a-vis the caffeine situation in New York City this week,
I noticed a very gentle continuity error.
Yes, sir.
Re-coffee guy, which was...
So in the establishing shot of the cafe, when Carrie's like, I just. Re-coffee guy, which was, so in the establishing shot of the cafe
when Carrie's like,
I just need to write
and she's like,
and I did write for about one hour
before I just went and saw my friends
because life's a joke
and who gives a fuck?
Coffee guys,
coffee guys sitting at his coffee table
and one of the,
and a waitress comes up to him
to take his order or whatever and she sort of leans down you know to suggest intimacy and interest in what he actually
wants to drink and then it cuts to uh maybe samantha and carrie or a double or a single
shot on one of them and he's in the background and then she leans down again and it's not even
worth bringing up but i noticed it and i've just brought it up and i was like oh brilliant
just more things that are wrong with the movie.
Wait, what do you mean?
So what's the problem?
So the waitress,
well, conceivably she could have leaned back up
and then leaned back down,
but I think that'd be a weird gesture.
Oh, I see.
Oh, so she's at like a different level.
She's at a lower level.
I worked in hospital before.
You approach your table,
you lean in to be like,
I'm going to hear
what you're ordering
I'm ready to serve
at no point
you maybe do it
in two separate engagements
but in one engagement
to come in
lean down
stand up
lean back down
unless maybe
the cafe's loud
and she didn't hear him
but the cafe's not that loud
anyway
it's another handle there
well Guy
interestingly
that's so weird that you bring that up because I've got a theory about what he's doing this time
unbelievable do you yet no and it fits perfectly with what you're putting down
so that waitress that you're talking about she leaves immediately after he does he is
fucking that waitress oh he's fucking her in a caffeinated frenzy in the toilets right
there at the cafe he's pounding her that's right they both have a um they have a unique proclivity
towards a very specific type of sex which might even go so far as explain the introduction for
this weekly segment in our podcast um obviously it's a well-known fact that
caffeine can have a laxative effect you know the popular parlance that coffee went straight through
me yes i like to think that the reason he's ingesting so much caffeine at such speed and
she's doing the very same off of camera is um they're in a fucking frenzy which involves more or less
every known substance that a human body can produce they're going you know sometimes you
walk into a public restroom and it is just destroyed for instance i was lucky enough
to be in uh i was in paris just this week been and, and I was with my girlfriend,
and we went to, we didn't go up it because it was insane,
but we at least visited.
We walked beneath the Eiffel Tower,
and at one juncture, we both had to use the facilities,
and we went to the restroom, and it was, I mean,
I don't know if anyone from the Parisian tourism board
is listening to this, but it was an absolute bombsite in there. was just it was like there was you know there was there was let's
just say there was there was uh there was fecal matter not bound but certainly prison the vibe
was not good almost as though this very couple maybe had saved up their pennies and began marauding travels across the land of Earth
and maybe even earlier that day visited the bathroom
and been the root cause of the disgust which we felt.
Sounds plausible to me.
Put a pin in it because this one's done.
I think we're going to call it there actually, Guy.
It's one in the morning in New Zealand. I'm gonna go to bed fair enough mate it's uh two o'clock in the afternoon here
in edinburgh my first day in edinburgh and i couldn't have i'm so sorry a better way to spend
it uh stolen a lot of your time no mate i do not blame you i blame mk MKP just as a quick note
to anyone who's listening who might be
in the UK or have the intentions of visiting
Edinburgh's during the
festival I will be doing a show
every day with my colleague
Rose Matafao at 4.30
at Espionage it's called Rose Matafao
and Guy Montgomery are friends and the
price of entry is $0
which I can assure you
even if the show is atrocious, is a
very reasonable deal
He's not lying folks
if you've got any friends or family who are
in Scotland, get them to go
particularly if they are dropping in on
the Edinburgh fringe, Guy's a
funny man, and Rose is lovely, you've heard
her on the podcast from season one, she's great
so let's get it
done people
let's get it done
also a hilarity
merchant between
the two of us
I'll do half an
hour of jokes
she'll do half an
hour of jokes
it will comprise
one hour of
human time
which means
you know on
any given
morning or
afternoon you
could still nip
away and watch
sex in the city
too just to
understand the
context of what
exactly is going
on right now thank you so much for listening tim i bid you a wonderful sleep
thank you so much enjoy your afternoon in bonnie old scotland mate
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