The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 101: Democracy Manifest

Episode Date: July 19, 2020

Welcome to the 'zone everyone. It's time to open a big book of ideas, remember some incredible meme videos of yesteryear and catch up with Timbo and Guyguy. Today we also hear from friends who have cousins in Grown Ups 2! And a discussion on himbos - something the fellaz know nothing about! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today. You ready? Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer. Everybody run! Ends here. This is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately. Borderlands, now playing.

Well, it's the friend zone With Tim and Guy It's the friend zone We're gonna have a good time, it's the Friend Zone. With Tim and Guy, because making friends is the best idea of all time. Friend Zone. Welcome to the friend zone. Hi, it's me, Michael.

I go to the local Montessori and I just want to say hi. How old are you, Michael? Three. Three years old at a Montessori, and you sound very cute. Wow. I'm also remarkably intelligent. And also- I can tell by your-

From England. Your regional dialect that you would be very intelligent. Yes, motherfucker. What's up? It's your boys, Michael and Keith. Keith the keeper. Keith the minder. Yeah. Keith keeps- Keith keeps me in keeper. Keith the minder. Keith keeps me in a cupboard in a house.

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's all above board. It's all about peace and love on Friend Zone number 101. It feels like we've started a brand new chapter of the worst idea of all time. I would like everyone listening. I got the name wrong. To reflect upon the previous Friend Zones as Dalmatians, if you will. 100 of the suckers.

And now 101. How are you, Guy? I'm good. I'm having a really good day. That's awesome, man. What's happening? What's going on? Families visiting.

Having a good time with them. I did some really good work this morning. I'm just in a good zone. I tell you what happened is I did a couple of comedy shows last night. Now, this is going to sound sort of ruthless or merciless to anyone who's not currently living inside of New Zealand. But our live comedy scene is absolutely fucking thriving right now. It's going off. We sold like 80 tickets for the show tonight.

Yeah. It's a week. What is it? It's like a thursday today yeah things it's just like it's just so good i it's the best like for the first time and possibly last time in our life you can categorically say that the comedy scene in altaroa right now is the best in the world because it's the only one fucking operating at 100 now i feel like this is a pile on the rest of our...

I'm sorry. I'm just in a really good mood about it. I did a couple of shows last night at a fantastic time. I've had a great day today. And now I'm sitting here side-settled with my boy... Yeah. Keith the Keeper. Keith the Keeper.

And really excited to whip the scab off a fresh century of friend zones. Bro, this is huge. Maybe I should save it for a video one. fresh century of friend zones bro this is huge maybe i should save it for a video one but i'll i'll tell you what this is i've never told you about this hey no that package has been in here unopened for quite a while okay i'm holding a big box that was sent to us in 2017 that i always guys eyes are popping out of his head it was one of those things that i was like oh yeah we've got to do that on a friend zone And then I like put it away somewhere Tidied it away

In a book case In a book? In a book, inside of a book This big package in a bookshelf And kind of forgot about it Which is so utterly terrible of me Because someone went to all the trouble of sending Whatever is in that box to us

And you don't know Three years ago Do you one do you know who sent it up a fan a listener but you don't know who um is their name on it it's from america it costs so much money to send it here look the postage stamp says 33.25 just to send it that's usd man yeah just to send it can i hold the package yeah absolutely the um oh it's from austin texas and it's it does have the person's name on it but i'm not sure if they want us to you know read that on the on the who's it but like i feel like quite an ass should we open it now should we open it now yeah yeah let's open it now do you want to do it uh kind of need a knife hey it's so taped up if only one of us was notorious for

carrying a knife on their person at all times totally unnecessarily i think i left all my knives in the bedroom that's okay while you go to the boudoir to retrieve your freaky sex knife i will read our first piece of correspondence in this friend zone of course when we did friends on 100 we promised to catch all the way up but we recorded for two hours and didn't even get close so this message places us at the end of may 2020 31st of may hey tim and guy newer listener but love your work on the worst area of all time i've already binged the first season and and am enjoying the romp through the desert with the girls now also a big fan of your formal experimentation with cats and do more and really excited to see what the future holds for you both you both talked about gaming and you clearly enjoy talking with and getting Fuck yeah, dude. rival movies and just like movies there are some real gems yeah that can only be understood on repeat playthroughs just an idle thought i was saying and i thank you in advance for your live

stream later on today say my name michael michael capital idea would you be into that i would do that with you yeah it'd be so fun us just playing games you know who's really good on twitch tom walker yeah and demi ladner i ladner i haven't actually watched them oh it's so good they're very funny all the time anyway tom has gotten bought this is a he's been on they've both been on the podcast actually um tom's gotten balls deep into uh euro trucking sim 2020 and it's all about shifting cargo around the great continent of Europe and you buy your truck and you upgrade your rig and he's got it hooked up so that if you

give a certain amount of money while he's live streaming, it just grabs the wheel and throws it to the left. So he'll be doing real well, trying really hard to keep everything on the road so he can get the maximum price for his goods and everything. And then someone will throw him like 10 bucks and just fucking railroads the whole operation.

I love that. Tim has successfully accessed the inside of the package. It's a MacBook Pro box. Oh my god. Fuck me. This is a real relic from a different era. This is crazy stuff, man. Imagine if there's a MacBook Pro in there.

What do you think is in there, Tim? It's not heavy enough. It's so dusty. I feel like very guilty for leaving it this long. Imagine if it was just full of dust. This is really exciting. Oh, there's a letter. Do you want to read it?

I would love to. Oh, this is so good. It's in an envelope. In the envelope reads, To the best bravest boys I feel like I know through the magic of radio. He's done a good job of taping this. I've opened the card. You want the specs on this MacBook Pro?

Because this is from a different era. Yeah, man. This was the 2.7 gigahertz, 8 gig of RAM, and 512 hard drive. That's a pretty premium one from back in the day. 13-inch. Dear Timbly Wimbly and Flash. Hello. 12 hard drive. That's a, that's a pretty premium one from back in the day. 13 inch. Dear Timbly, Wimbly and Flash. Hello.

I don't want to get too sentimental, but thank you for all the time you've spent making the wonderful thing I listened to. I hope you enjoy all these big ideas put in print. Holy fuck. Have they, have they made Mr. Big's big book of ideas?

That would fuck, that would fuck me up yeah you're you're excited and i'm excited too and i'm getting the box open sincerely valerie rogers oh this is so beautiful okay we've got bubble wrap and then under the bubble wrap is a fuchsia pink um tissue paper that is uh you can hear it. This will be doing wonders for the ASMR kids. Oh my god. It's beautiful. I don't even know what he's looking at everybody. It's a notebook that says Big's Big Book of Ideas

and it's got a pink ribbon on it. You have got to be taking the piss. Holy shit. Tell me there's something written in there. Okay, let me open this. Dear reader, welcome and congratulations, for you have stumbled upon an incredible journey waiting to unfold before your eyes. Whilst this may look like a typical young adult's novel,

what this in fact is, is a treasure map. In this choose-your-own-adventure book, you will be literally determining whether you are brave enough and smart enough to find treasure we have hidden 300 possible endings in this book is it oh my god we have run the numbers so it is so statistically unlikely that someone would thumb through the whole book would that someone who would thumb through the whole book would accidentally randomly pick out the correct path which leads them to the real treasure map that we feel very confident publishing millions of copies of this softback because we are smart with money to find the

smartest people to distribute wealth to that's what this is all about finding adventurous Finding adventurous, intelligent children to bequeath gold and jewels to. Wow. Okay. First page. Crudely drawn pyramid scheme. I'm seeing a combination of crayon and Bic pen. I absolutely love to see it. It says $1 billion in pennies. Down to Lincoln with a big X through it.

No. Big space. Down to a picture of an envelope. Down to an idea bubble with a flag that says big land and then it says only money on the moon oh my god we've got my napkin that says my biggest idea ever remember it it's taped into one of the pages this is the most beautiful thing oh my god we've got it we should have done this on the video live stream but i'm gonna so we're the next friend zone and

i think friend zones thereafter if i get my shit together are going to be live streamed on um patreon we'll still get the audio podcast out to you of course but if you support us on patreon you'll be able to see oh my god look at this one a lot of symbols adding up to potential zodiac killer zac efron it would appear holy shit this thing is absolutely beautiful i think we should um we should save unless you want to continue describing it we should save some of the excitement i cannot wait to get into that could i just touch it? You can touch it.

Big book of ideas. Oh, my God. It feels good to touch. A huge, huge thank you to Valerie Rogers. This is the most thoughtful gift. And also a huge congratulations to you, Tim, for withholding it from us for three years. Was it worth it for today being a lovely day? I was already having a good day.

Yeah. This is one of the few things that could have improved my mood. Let's just put it over the top. I can't believe this. I've got another piece of correspondence. We're getting closer to where we are in my ones here. This is the 5th of June 2020.

I know it's been six years, but I wanted to let you guys know that I've been loving the Grown Ups 2 podcast. Me and my mates watched the masterpiece of a film one Monday morning after a silly weekend on the piss

in our loopy state of mind found immense enjoyment in our loopy state of mind found immense enjoyment in it standout parts were frat boy doing 11 backflips for no reason and the ice cream

scoop assault I'm up to episode 30 and I'm excited to see how your mental state deteriorates over the remainder of the series utmost respect for you gentlemen Harry

Coney ass so a huge thank you to I've already deleted it and I can't remember if it's Harry or Henry Harry Thanks Harry Not from the Facebook just from the doc I have

To keep all of the correspondence Bloody beautiful people going back So much dust on me To Timbo and GuyGuy I apologise If you have had an insta account Which I should have sent this message to I'm 24 years old and somehow also a boomer with PDFs

I had to share some news with you two lovely guys. I just found out yesterday that my cousin, who I've never met she's on my mom's side, was an extra in Grown Ups 2, in the quarry scene look at this season 1, it's all flooded in and back

I'm guessing the word cousin is supposed to be in here. My cousin told me as if she was incredibly famous. Oh, my mom probably told me as if she was incredibly famous. She was billed as girl in bathing suit. Apparently, the scene she was in took all hours of the day where there was sunlight to shoot. Hard days. Hard days work for an extra. Anyway, you guys are incredible.

Love the hours and hard work you put into your podcast, Misery. I'll probably also post this to the worst idea of all time, Reddit, because I see Timbo post this sometimes. Best, say my name, Michaela from New Hampshire in the United States. First in the nation. Is that right? I think that's New Hampshire. P.S. Thanks to listening to your podcast for years,

I now have a somewhat decent impression of a New Zealander's accent. Sick. Do a voice recording for us, Michaela, and send it in. Absolutely. I would love to hear it. New Hampshire state law requires that its primary must be the first in the nation. Why? It's just a cool thing they have.

It cracks me up that it's state law. It'd be like Wellington going, by decree of the council, we are the greatest city. No one can challenge this. It's just what people there say, but it's not legally binding. On the 8th of June in 2020, Hey Timbo and Guy got... Tim?

Yo. I didn't even fucking ask how you're doing. I'm doing great. You walked in, I was eating a delicious plate of egg and kale. Yeah. Toast.

That's a healthy meal. Lovely hot sauce from Kaitaia. Kaitaia Fire. I had some... Not sponsored, but man, do I love their hot sauce. I had some really hot hot sauce at lunch today.

Was it Kai Tai Fire? No. Then get the fuck out of here, dude. It was made from that Reaper pepper. The Guinness World Record holding pepper for hottest pepper. Man, that shit is not about food or taste. It's about glory muscles. You know what I'm saying?

There's no utility to it. It was so full on. My mouth was numb for about five minutes afterwards. And I was saying to Dad, who I was having the meal with, I said, wow, that's really hot. And then he poured some onto a spoon. Guy is making a very liberal pour motion with his hands. And he took his fork.

He poured quite a lot onto the spoon. And I was like, that's too much. You're like, Papa, I love you. He took his fork and he dipped the very, very end of one of the prongs of this fork, four-pronged fork, into it and then put it on his mouth and he was, he went like this.

Steven was sent. He was sent just from that much. Oh, well, I'm glad you're doing well. I'll continue reading now. I just had to check in. Timber on go guy.

Just want to say I recently saw a snippet of guys set about American men's conversational skills on TikTok. TikTok? I didn't know that was happening.'s conversational skills on TikTok. TikTok? I didn't know that was happening. Someone's put you on TikTok. That's awesome. Good to

be here. Almost immediately after listening to the friend zone where you guys talked about exactly that. A hell of a coincidence. As someone on the west coast of the US, it was great to finally see a bit of your stand up. More than anything though, it's a great excuse to thank you for all of the amazing stupid things you two do. I've been listening for well

over five years now and in that time you've accompanied me through moving to college moving back home after graduating and now moving into my first real deal apartment yes thank you all so much samantha ps yeah i'm convinced that the intense eye contact that you experienced during cats the movie was actually inspired by the 1998 recording of the broadway production where i would hazard a guess about 80 of the movie is filmed with the actor staring straight down the barrel of the camera i used to watch that movie religiously as a kid who knows what that did to my mental state and even dressed up as the white cat for halloween one year truly ahead of my time anyway that's my theory see ya see ya and that is from samantha

what i love from samantha what i well this isn't from samantha i love that she put us onto this but it's it's so few musicals have been videoed to like you know a wide release that i feel the actors or the directors don't quite know what the genre demands of them they don't know if you're supposed to barrel the camera as if you're the audience and you're sitting there i like it but i'll tell you what when you see someone on a screen and they're looking into you it's very unsettling and when it's dame judy dench describing how to communicate raise and name a cat deeply deeply sad also pretty baller though in a way um thank you so much samantha and if i might selfishly promote myself inside of the friend zone if you haven't please check out that clip

of stand-up it's the only stand-up clip i have mine online that i can full-throatedly say i'm proud of if you look up guy montgomery comedy on YouTube, it would be the top hit. It's about seven and a half minutes. And it's really funny. I think it's funny. It is funny. Funny enough for someone to rip and put on TikTok. Yeah.

Should we be on TikTok? No, because we are 90 and TikTok is for toddlers. Correct. Claire has given us 30 US dollars. And I'd like to say this to Claire. Fucking cheers. So much. Shout it out, brother. Claire has given us 30 US dollars and I'd like to say this to Claire fucking cheers so much shout it out brother shout it, shout it shout it out loud

I don't think this one is for is this one for? this one's not for the friendzone what's it for? this is a lovely guy called Nick who's been emailing me, who's a fan of the podcast, who's moved to DC recently,

and he's had some good times, he's had some hard times, but things are getting better. Been there. Which is great. Happy 100th friend zone. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Naomi, $100.

Happy 100th friendzone Tim and Guy Thank you for all the weird and wonderful content You've been putting out over the years And especially throughout quarantine I've been daydreaming about becoming wealthy enough To be able to independently fund the rest of your TV show Because your YouTube pilot is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

I can't remember when I've laughed harder And yes it stands up to many repeat viewings Your comedy has been a lifeline these past few months, and I'm so grateful I found you. Live every moment, love every day, and always let your true colors shine through. Lots of love, Naomi. If you decide to read this on the air,

you're welcome to say my name. But mostly, I just want you to know how much joy your podcast brings me. That has touched my very heart. Is your heart singing? There was someone at your gig last night who echoed these sentiments as well. Rose. Did you talk to Rose? I've spoken to Rose.

Rose is so nice. And she goes to a lot of our comedy shows and stuff. And she was like, you know what, man? You're comedy. Just keep me going. It's a good thing. Yeah, she said that. If you're listening along now, Rose, because Rose, I ran into her.

I hosted a raw comedy show at the Classic, the comedy club here in Auckland. And Rose was in attendance. And I spoke to her after the show. And she said, well, you know, next Monday, I'm dipping my toes in the water. I'm going to do it. And I said, hell, yeah, fuck, fuck yeah it's what you got to do hell yeah i was gonna make it along i didn't so i came up and then i saw rose at the show last night and i said how'd you go yeah and she said you know i got anxious yeah and i couldn't do it and to

rose at the time and now i say everyone gets anxious it's a huge part of it. The idea of going to work is much worse than working. So true. So just show up, go up. If you bomb, no one gives a fuck. If you do well, you will feel like a rock star and possibly get addicted to the lifestyle. And eight, nine years down the line, you could be here in the hot seat with Tim and me.

Today. You ready? ready okay let's go the hunt for the wildest movie of the summer everybody ends here this is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately borderlands now playing hey boys i hope this email finds you well i saw your fantastic live show in london last year and bought the poster which is stunning and very unsettling anyway i wanted to ask do you fellas identify as himbos no reason why you should except that timbo the himbo rhymes and would be a good new nickname for tim but no worries if not love you lots and thanks for the many hours of great content you can say my name elizabeth i don't know i don't know i've seen it pop up online

recently we're out of touch we just covered this in the tiktok convo i do you know what it is it was um it's a he bimbo yeah obviously it's not obvious. Obviously. That was not obvious to me. Oh, okay. But is there any other, I wonder, sort of connotations or, you know, loaded definitions into that word? I think it's like a... It's just a dumb dude. Yeah. I don't think I'm good looking enough to be a himbo, to be honest. Or thick enough. You're a handsome, bright guy.

I'm a... Fright. Scrappy. You, bright guy. I'm a... Fright. Scrappy. You're all fright. I'm all... What? Fright. What is that word?

Handsome and right. Oh, okay. Fright. Yeah, so look, if you want to call me... Look out, world! The new portmanteau, fright, is taking the internet by storm. I don't even know how I would approach saying that word. Well, just like I... Hold on on let me have a run at it

right. Yeah boy Did I do it? I'm not fucking all right Who of our friends do you think is the biggest himbo? This is a dangerous game. Hello Timbo and possibly Guy Guy. Me I'm an American fan This is a dangerous game. Hello, Timbo and possibly GuyGuy. Me.

I'm an American fan, and I've been having an average experience under Qua. Fan of America. Pretty tough time for fans of America right now. I've bravely been leading efforts to normalize crying on Zoom calls and in mock interviews within the coding apprenticeship program I'm about to graduate from. I was okay for the first month in lockdown until suddenly i wasn't uh fighting off panic attacks from sunrise until i managed to force myself with sleep became a daily battle and then i asked myself a deeply

specific question is there a podcast that's not informative and it's funny but not excessively so oh i like where this is going ideally there'd there'd be no conflict, but if there were, it would be against a common enemy that's inarguably bad, but in no way threatening. I've been a Death Blight fan for a year or two, so I knew the worst idea of all time was out there, but I hadn't taken the time to check it out. Imagine my surprise when listening to you boys grapple with CADS, 2019, and then Sex and the City 2,

actually stopped the panic from setting in and kept working when i saw an emergency death blight drop in the feed a few days later i thought they knew the world needed this when i saw the first time alone three episode appear in my podcatcher i actually started crying in relief it's been exactly a month and the power of this podcast hasn't changed when i'm feeling the panic set in it's because i forgot to listen for a day or two. Restarting my week with cats brings me right back down. With the announcement of this penultimate episode of the emergency season felt scary.

Who's going to hurt themselves with Home Alone 3 for me now? I'm ultimately thankful that you boys made your lives a little worse in order to make mine a little better. It's meant more than you'd want to believe honestly that is sent to us from liz liz fuck that's nice i am very gutted to hear that you were having a hard time and i know that our american audience who we love dearly uh on the whole having a tricky time at the moment absolutely i was on a um i was on a video call this morning with a uh someone who is in miami florida and even in just the sort of cursory catch-up that you know sort of uh precedes any uh call it was like our descriptions of what

we were doing were like i was it was genuinely like i was beaming into them from a portal to a different galaxy yeah i it is i can't i i literally can't imagine um the experience of this because there's no the challenge i think is that you would feel as though you're inside a purgatory there's no specific timeline there's no end date in sight and to that i say uh all you gotta do is get through it a day at a time absolutely know that we're thinking of you and we're making products specifically to accommodate you and accompany you through this fucking shithouse time in the world we are all rooting for you and i think it's it's just very important for us all to look out for one another

at the moment yeah thank you for deploying our podcast exactly how it's intended and also thank you for negging us and assuring us that it's funny but not too much absolutely i would hate to think that this podcast is too funny one of the last things i'd ever want to be described as is too funny the 14th of june 2020 i I'm lying. That is all I want. Hey, boys. I hope you're doing well and enjoying your country's recent end of quarantine. I watched the director's commentary live sing to the movie,

and that was a treat. But the movie itself? Yeah. I'm writing today because I'm currently in my break from work and via the television present therein experiencing more of grown-ups too than I've ever experienced

or, for that matter, desired. I want to turn it off. But I have co-workers who seem to be enjoying the movie heartily. I've tried to explain to them that the film is bad, that this had been thoroughly tested and put to bed by you great boys, and that they need not subject themselves to such a movie. To my shock, some of them told me that they've seen the film multiple times. Extremely grim.

This is not how I envisioned my first day back at work. I work in a grocery store, the bakery, in a Whole Foods market, where they keep the real bread in the US. I've just returned to work after a 25-day absence, brought on by my being infected with COVID-19. Oh, man. Not to worry, my symptoms were incredibly mild, mainly manifesting as a total lack of taste and smell.

After three weeks of being the master of my own Viewing listening content It feels tragic to be forced back into a cruel world Where movies like Grown Ups 2 run regularly on broadcast TV But I wanted to thank you for your service The clues you gave me about Chris Rock's daughter Singing randomly at the end party Were the only way I was able to immediately contextualise What movie this is

And so great was my offence that I paused the friend zone just to argue about it. 30 minutes well spent. Your sacrifices are not in vain. Luke Aaron Runte. Runte? R-U-N-T-E. I don't know how to pronounce it. I could tell.

Lovely message from Luke. Thank you, Luke. Thank you. So is he at Whole Foods? He's in the break room at Whole Foods. He works in the bakery. He was in the break room. That's sick, man.

Bakeries, it's a hard gig. It's long, early hours. Yeah. You know, to get people their bread on time. But you're around beautiful baked goods. Oh, yeah. I had an almond croissant this morning. Did you?

Yeah. You are salivating at the thought of this croissant. You know I love almond croissant. Do you know that about me? I do know that about you. I know that you, I think, would be quite partial to most stuff in the cabinet at a decent bakery. I do love patisseries. Is it a crime?

Is it a crime, sir? To enjoy a succulent fresh baked patisseries is it a crime? is it a crime sir? to enjoy a succulent fresh baked patisserie? I think not you know what clip I was referencing there eh? absolutely succulent Chinese meal we should um

can you put that I know I'm giving you a job let's do it now yeah nice I think this is I think this is possible let me see um

for the uninitiated I got it here it's an antipodean meme video Now. Yeah, nice. I think this is possible. Let me see. For the uninitiated, it's an Antipodean meme video from actually a bloody long time ago of an Australian man who got arrested for continually dining and dashing in the 90s. Someone has tracked a camera on him, luckily with a microphone attached to it, as he's being put into a cop car. Accosted.

When Johnny Law finally caught up to him. Oh, yeah, sorry. I have another one. You just assured me that I could speak. I'll sit down inside the car. I'm not assuring anything. I'm under arrest. Look, I'm under what?

I'll sit down inside the car. I'm not assuring anything. I'm under arrest. Look, I'm under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? Get your hand off my penis!

This is the bloke who got me on the penis before. Why did you do this to me? Get some cups. For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. Oh, ah, yes.

I see that you know your judo well. Good one. And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? Now get your hands off me. Ta-da! His name's Charles Dozer. We've got 2.2 million views on YouTube.

That's just on that particular copy of it. The Chads, is that what they're called the band yeah they um uh rose to fame a couple of years ago with a great track called smoko brackets leave me alone and they tracked him down and made a music video with them it doesn't quite work man that's the thing about these great meme moments it's lightning in a bottle you can't recreate them 100 anyh hose uh i hope you enjoyed that little journey with us hey are you sitting down guy yeah man because christopher bergeron bergeron sent us 75 us dollars gotta be related to tom bergeron is that the i thought it was

bergeron bergeron yeah that does make that does sound better um shit man thank you that is so much money huge thank you how much money is $75 US it's like to me it's bigger than a cup it's like a whole plate full of money it's a whole plate full of money to me right now

it's like $114.40 in New Zealand sick bro Ian writes hi boys good job all round. For the most part, long-time listener, first-time fan mailer, loving beefy kisses

from North East Scotland, Ian. Kiss, kiss. Kiss, kiss, Ian. What is a beefy kiss to you? A beefy kiss to me is a man with a mouth full of pie who sees an old friend and says, Aye!

Can't wait. Can't wait to get the mouth, the pie out of my mouth. I've got to kiss this person immediately. How is that ASMR? That's a gift I'm laying on you. Beautiful. I've got a couple more,

but I reckon, Tim. Yeah. We've had a great time. I've had such a good time. There's a lot of day in front of us. Let's put a pin on it and let's get back in a room together soon For friendzone 102 That sounds good to me and let's update people on what is happening

Next So guys Here's the fucking rub We've banked a couple episodes Of the next season It's going to be coming out very soon We're working on the theme music right now We're also just making

sure that it's going to be a good listening experience for everyone involved uh this podcast at all junctures attempts to be as inclusive as possible and we weren't quite aware how fucking hard out some of these french softcore pornographies are yeah the 70s so we just it was a different era we want to put our best foot forward with these uh with these episodes so bear with us while we figure out our sure footing absolutely rest assured that we're working hard and that the product when it is delivered should be of the typical worst idea quality, which is to say fluctuating with the occasional soaring high. And also, in spite of how the friend zone always goes, which is just us basking in our own glory,

you know, feel free to let us know if it's not good and why and how we could improve. You can get in touch with us. You know, go to worstideaofalltime.com. There's multiple ways. And the Facebook group as well. Do it, you coward. Now, what I am very excited about as well,

and it's a Patreon exclusive. Let me lead with that. You know, because these fellas got to pay rent, unfortunately. Did you think you'd still be renting into your 30s when you were like 19? Did you think you'd have a house by now i didn't i didn't even think about it yeah you did but you're too busy getting high at university no in short yeah we had a big conversation about that last night how much weight you smoked in university um anyway kill your near is the name

of our new podcast product uh which will be happening alongside West Idea of All Time. The idea, simple. Guy and I are going to kill a trillionaire. But first, we have to make a trillionaire to kill a trillionaire. The person closest to that number right now, Jeff Bezos. The current forecast for $1 trillion sitting in that man's bank account, 2026. We're going to accelerate the timeline.

We're going to take Bezos out. I am winking. Yeah, it's comedy and goofs. It's all, you know, you can't get us. That's right. That was the other reason we're doing it on Patreon.

You can't get us on Patreon. I feel like you can't get us on Patreon until you buy Patreon. And when Amazon buy Patreon, we will shift to a more obscure format. Well, also, you know, things will be going well with our big strategy by that point. Yes. If Amazon's in a position to buy Patreon, we can send all of the money that we get on Patreon straight into Jeff's pockets.

We say, don't take some off the top. Take the whole fucking thing. Because, dude, once it's in your pockets, it's not far away from being back in mine okay everyone it's so nice to hear from you all and to hang out with you and i wish you nothing but happiness and the best yeah do you know actually i've got another confession to make yeah i'm your fool yeah yeah i thought that's where this was going you don't have a real one is that it well everyone's got their chains to break holding you were you born to can i tell you a joke i did last night we'll end on this you stop yourself suddenly and say and think oh whoa i wonder how the bloody hell delilah's getting on in new york city well it's the friend zone

with tim and guy it's the friend zone we're gonna have a good time it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy. It's the friend zone. We're going to have a good time. It's the friend zone with Tim and Guy. Because making friends is the best idea of all time. Friend zone. Today. You ready? Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer

Everybody run! ends here. This is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately. Borderlands, now playing.