The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 138
Episode Date: November 27, 2021The season is done. Guy and Tim have slayed the Emmanuelle season of The Worst Idea of All Time and now is the perfect opportunity to get together at Timbly's house (outside and appropriately spaced o...ut for lockdown), crush a couple beers and get updated on both their lives and messages from YOU, THE FRIENDS. Batt Jnr is a healthy 6.1kg (13.4lbs) and Guy is getting told off by his step-daughter Olive as she steps into the role of teacher at his house. The boiz have sadly given Ryan PTSD. Sarah the-writer-with-the-secret-last-name is up to season three (aka the Final Season) of the pod and has tied the franchises together even further than her last correspondence. And Chris has been given the middle name Arthur.DEATHBLART 2021 IS OUT NOW (McElroy.family) and the merch is hereGUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the friendzone, in the friendzone, you're always home, in the friendzone, you're not alone, anytime, with Tim and Guy.
Hello friend.
Tim, that's you.
Oh, it's me.
I know, think highly of yourself, man.
Oh, that's so sweet, that's you. Oh, it's me. I know. Think highly of yourself, man. Oh, that's so sweet.
That's so kind.
I thought you were talking to our one dear libertarian listener.
No, no, no.
They'll give you a hello later on.
This one's just for you.
What a long and storied relationship we've had with that one person.
Wow.
Were they to stop listening, Tim,
I don't think either you or I know what we'd do with ourselves.
We'd just have these conversations off the record.
I think, did you tell me about that guy who was playing Snooker
as a podcast until nobody was listening?
Yeah, I think it's Richard Herring,
who's a British comic and podcasting maverick.
And I, again, don't remember the particulars,
but he was trying to shake off the entirety of his audience.
He was just releasing episodes of the sounds of him playing snooker
or polo or something like that,
and he wasn't going to stop until there were zero listeners.
I don't think you'd –
that's a really fascinating sort of psychological challenge
and gauntlet that you've laid down because surely people will drop off,
but there'll be –
It's like a – is it a parabola where it never quite hits zero?
Yeah, exactly.
Like it'll half and half and half and half and it'll never hit zero.
There'll be completionists and there'll be sort of –
I don't know what the word is, trolls, I guess,
who quite simply will not give up for the sport of it.
Monty, we've completed another season of the podcast.
Oh, wow.
I know.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Because it doesn't necessarily feel like it, but we have.
No, we have.
We watched damn near, how many did we get through?
44-ish?
Yeah, almost half a ton.
Almost half a ton of porn.
And then biffed a James Bond in for good measure.
Yeah, and now we're, well, now you and I are sat outside your house.
That's right.
In the beating sun, currently slightly obscured by a cloud.
We've both got a cold, frosty one in our hand.
I thank you deeply for not mentioning the brand.
That's right.
And we've spent probably the last hour or so just shooting the shit off the mic.
That's right.
This friendship transcends MP3 formatting.
It felt fucked up, to be honest.
It felt like we were cheating on ourselves and
our audience by doing that and i will ensure that it will never happen again okay well you know do
you know one thing we didn't discuss what is what the hell either of us have been doing yeah whatever
we can say what we were doing like just now should we just no no no not what we would i mean we were
talking about podcasting we're talking about podcasting. We were talking about podcasting
everybody. We're making plans.
The boys are making plans. That came at the cost
of us talking about what we're both doing
in our own lives. Yeah, man.
Had a baby, being a
father. I know. I couldn't believe that.
We're just a couple of dads now.
I came over here and I was totally
my jaw dropped at the sight of your infant son.
I was putting a baby into a sling to weigh our infant on some luggage scales.
Nice, dude.
One of those handle ones.
That's all a baby is, is luggage.
Which seems uncouth.
But the reason we were doing it is because there's a system in New Zealand called Plunkett
that really look after new parents and take all the measurements, make sure your baby's not fucked up.
But they're, like, off the job right now because of the lockdown.
So we've taken medicine to our own DIY hands.
Yeah.
And the baby, for those of you keeping score at home, 6.1 kilos.
Yes.
Don't have it in pounds, but by all accounts, a healthy baby.
Let me get that in Imperial, actually.
How have you been going, Guy?
I've just been weighing my baby.
What have you been up to?
What have I been doing?
I spent a lot of time pretending to be a pupil at school this morning for Olive, who was
my teacher.
How'd you do? I naughty were you i kept being told off for being too cheeky yeah and uh you know olive is um she's she's fun to play with but she's got pretty rigid rules and regulations
and if you don't abide them that's going to her. Is she a bit of a disciplinarian?
Did you get any repercussions?
But do you know what?
The disciplinarian in her is literally just mirroring back the disciplinarians that are around her,
which is, I suppose, some of the time, me.
And so it's probably an exercise in positive power,
letting Olive tell me to stop being a little shit.
My words.
And then do you know what else I did today, Tim?
You're not going to believe this.
Go on.
I hit a tiny hard white ball around nine beautifully mown patches of grass.
I mean, it's a cricket shirt that you've got on technically,
but like it's built for golf.
You look like you're in golf attire.
I literally, I have decided as a man in my mid-30s to give it a go.
You can take the private school out of.
Fuck.
Oh, God damn it.
You can.
You can take the private school and you can bank it because that's where I went
and that's who I'm becoming.
Now, golf looks like a lot of fun. I'd like to get
involved. It was
actually a very soothing experience and I played with a guy
No, I was meant to go with our friend Paul.
He rolled his ankle on the golf course
yesterday. I spoke to him the other day.
But he'd set us up with a third and so I went and played
golf with a guy called Jimmy who I only know a little
bit. Lovely guy.
Recent dad.
Interesting life. And if anyone's still
curious 13.45 pounds so to the mailbag i reckon i couldn't agree more tim and um i'll go first
because well i want to yes now this um Now, this, um You say I'll go first
Yeah, this is a message from November 14th
Okay
Pretty recent
He's ready, everybody
And it's not necessarily for the friend zone
But I definitely think it's for Tim and Guy
Okay
Okay, but please tell me you guys are going to watch the new Sex and the City
Okay, but please
On the spot
Yeah
Have to
Okay, there you go
Right? Don't you think?
Yeah, I mean, I was going to watch it for fun.
I didn't really think about it professionally.
No, dude, come on.
Yeah.
Come on now.
It literally has to be done.
It must be.
When is that release date?
I don't know.
And who gets HBO Max shows in New Zealand?
Neon, I think.
Shouldn't mention brand names, but not for any legal reason.
It's because I want to extract money from them.
Have you watched the trailer?
You must have.
We got peppered with that thing.
Of course.
What do you think?
There's just a big Samantha-sized hole in the thing, isn't there?
Yeah.
You know?
Absolutely gaping.
Actually, what I thought was, just to be silly,
I was like, oh, Samantha's black now, which is how it's presented.
It's like, here are the four girls you fell in love with over 20 years.
It's like, wait a minute, Kim Cattrall is not here.
And there's another person I've never seen before in my life
who they're just presenting alongside.
Kim Cattrall is in a better place, and you all know what it is.
That's true. Not on setrall is in a better place. You all know what it is.
Not on set with SJP.
Probably Los Angeles.
Release date, it says here in the UK where we don't live, Thursday the 9th of
December. So, I
guess... Thursday 9th of December.
That's so soon. Yeah.
I guess they're going for that holiday
market. First episode
title?
Gone.
Hello, It's Me.
Directed by?
Do you want to know something?
Hello, It's Me is fucking perfect Carrie Bradshaw.
Yeah.
Like, there's no new information.
There is nothing to titillate or interest me,
but it's like, hey, guess what this is about?
Me, the person talking.
Carrie Bradshaw.
Absolute pig.
That's enough.
That's enough.
For me personally,
Carrie Bradshaw showing up and saying,
hey, it's me,
that's enough of a hook for me to think,
okay, what are you going to tell me?
I'll bet you I know who it's about.
Big's in it, eh?
Was Big in the trailer?
Big's in it.
Big's in it.
I remember watching a disgruntled cameo that Chris Noth recorded where he wasn't sure if
he was going to get the call up.
And then I watched the trailer and I thought, good for you, Chris Noth.
Wow.
He could be doing other shit.
I'm surprised Chris Noth hasn't shown up in the office.
I'm at almost the finish line of the American office now.
He wasn't there?
Yeah.
I don't know why I expected him to be there,
but they've thrown a lot of people in this final two seasons.
I say good for him.
Ryan writes,
You guys gave me PTSD.
Timbo and Guy Guy.
I have to thank you both.
I was in the supermarket just now, minding my own,
and what song came on the overhead speakers?
Of course it was True Colors by the talented Cindy Lauper.
I've never once watched Sex and the City 2,
or actively listened to any of her songs,
but you better imagine after listening to the two of you sing the aforementioned song week after week,
I had vivid and unpleasant flashbacks.
I just wanted to let you know.
I just wanted you to know that you've had a direct impact on my mental health.
That being said, love you, brave boys.
If this gets read at all.
There was no sort of indication of which way the wind was blowing
with respect to our impact on this person's mental health. Oh, the subject of the
email was you gave me PTSD, so
I think bad. Anyway,
that is from Ryan Bray.
Thanks, Ryan. Any response to that? Do you hear
that song come on at any time
and gives you shivers down the spine? No, I will say when
I hear the talented, I immediately think
Mr. Ripley.
And the main talent that guy
had was...
Gaslighting?
No, it was mostly, I guess, identity
theft and getting away with murder.
That's gaslighting.
Is it?
Is gaslighting not being co-opted to mean like...
Surely that's like the most extreme
gaslighting you can do.
More low-end psychological manipulation.
I feel like murder is a strata above gaslighting.
I feel it's more gravitating towards the identity theft component.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I bet no one expects to get murdered,
generally, by the talent of Mr. Ripley,
so he's tricked them into a false sense of security.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, you know, it's fucking the clues in the title tricked them into a false sense of security. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean,
you know, it's fucking the clues in the title.
He's a talent, alright.
Imagine if it turned out he was
just, like, really good at the violin.
They had that as the final beat of the
movie. Incidentally, he killed
people and stole identities to live out
this sort of fantasy that he was
not born into.
But the talent actually lay in his uh
violin player yeah i mean to be fair because he was a he was sort of a mimic he could mimic
certain attributes and i suppose i mean there's no guarantee that that would follow to instruments but
pitch perfect like having a pitch perfect deer, maybe?
That's a form of mimicry?
Maybe you could watch someone play a violin
and then he could play a violin.
You know, you hear about people who are, like,
they go, they come out unconscious,
often it might be in a car crash or something.
Just watched a sparrow fly into your garage.
Oh, the sparrow's going to have a bad time.
I know, it's going to be so distressing for that sparrow.
It'll get out, though, that door's pretty big
They'll figure it out
Want a sparrow?
He's headed for the mop bucket now
Figure it out man
How often do you use that mop?
I used it about six days ago
Cleaned the whole house
Honestly?
More recently than I thought
Yeah
Nothing but respect for my king
That's not like a regular six-day rotate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just got lucky on when you asked.
Yeah.
That's all by the by.
I've forgotten where we were.
I've got a message here.
Hi, Ty and Gim.
I ain't going to fuck around.
Okay, great.
All right.
Let's get this fucking podcast on track.
George Lazenby's ex-wife.
Yes.
Pam Shriver.
Okay.
Is the fourth cousin of Marie Shriver,
ex-wife of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and by proxy, mother of the man you have painted on your bodies.
Just thought it was a spooky link found by me on such a spooky day.
This message was sent on, well, it says because of our time zone, the 1st of november but you've got to imagine this is a us
author and they send it on halloween oh the spookiest message of all oh no keep out the best
wishes uh keep out the famous women best wishes from ireland so all of that in an irish accent i
guess could you read it again in the irish accent please hi toy and gim i ain't gonna fuck around
george lazenby's ex-wife pam shriver is the fourth
cousin of marie shriver ex-wife of arnold schwarzenegger and by proxy mother of the man
you have painted on your bodies just thought it was a spooky link found by me on such a spooky day
keep up the fabulous work and best wishes from ireland oh i'm so sorry to everyone. Yeah. It's a great Carla Ritchie joke.
He says, so I'm bisexual.
Sorry, everyone.
Look, I've got a message here, guys.
It's for you and me.
And it's from Sarah.
Sarah writes, hello, glittery Tim and flashy guy.
This is more of a follow-up email.
So it's entirely your call
Whether you read this on the friendzone
So what do you say Guy?
Read it
You sure?
You've given me pause for reflection
But I'm going to stick to my guns and say read it
Okay
But if you do just call me Sarah
And my last name is now a secret
We three share
It's Sarah who wrote the big grownown Ups 2 plus Sex and the City 2
mash-up plot sketch from Friend Zone 115.
Who could forget the halcyon days of Friend Zone 115?
And I'm sorry this is late, but due to life things in a podcast catch-up,
I only realised I somehow got on the Friend Zone today.
Anyway, I'm glad you two enjoyed this.
I have some points to follow up number one i'm currently on season three of your wonderful show and if it
helps what might be the pixar theory of this podcast without breaking law the concert the
kids get captured at is summerfest i see this is in her
fan fiction
the grown ups kids get trapped
at a concert
and the concert that they get trapped at
is
oh fucking Zicoli's on the main stage
Jesus thank you so much
more intellectual properties are colliding here
now that I think of it there's an interesting duality between Gold Star Realty Solutions and Silver Shiv.
Paige and Shiv.
Who's Shiv?
All I can think of.
Shiv is succession.
Yeah, I know, but it's.
Did they say Waystar?
No, no, no.
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
Yeah.
So that's Paige.
Yeah, yeah.
Shiv.
Fuck.
Paige and Shiv could be rivals.
Maybe Shiv is secretly that James from The Feelers.
I don't want to be the sole authority of the law here.
So that's left as an exercise
For you and the fans
That's going to fuck me up
Point two
Tim pointed out that I abandoned the boy king
Of rats Brady
Oil hail the good good boy king Brady
I apologise for this law hole
I like that
However
A law hole is a really good euphemism for a crime.
L-O-R-E in this case.
I guess as much.
However, I don't want to be the only one who can build on what I already made.
And I do like Tim's idea of Brady using rats to do things in the background.
And maybe it's implied that he used rats to do things very conspicuously
and everyone wants to call some sort of attention to it,
but it's visibly fearful because only they know that if they do,
Brady will unleash his wrath on them and it will be regrettable.
Point three.
Once again, I'm glad you two like this very... That's some sarcastic way I read it.
I'm going to retake that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I'll go even further.
Now sarcastic.
Once again, I'm glad you two like the very detailed and silly thing I impulsively wrote.
I will be in Boston for the next five years.
I don't know why you're being so sarcastic about that if either of you happen to be in the area
I owe you each one coffee and a pastry
as tokens of our friendship
great
point four
thanks for doing what you do
really
I don't know what Emmanuel is yet
or what other challenges or opportunities you face now
but I can only wish you health
and the best of luck. Take care
you too. Sarah.
Sarah.
That's Sarah's last name so it is genuinely
a secret for the three of us.
It's a belter. It is.
It's one of the greats. You'd love to read it.
But look at the first two letters and then
think about it. Just think about it.
You know?
Yeah, I don't know what you're thinking, but I've got my own thoughts.
I've got something for you.
Monty.
Hello.
Incorrect.
I'll try again.
Monty.
Tell your co-host that maybe I'd say his name if he'd acknowledge the small donation I sent
your way to cover some of the cost of having to cancel all your shows. Granted, it wasn't a fifth of an MPK
like that wonderful person recently donated, but if I remember my fractions from school,
it's 125th and that's not nothing. Plus, I included a friendly message to you both with it.
Also, I wanted to let you know I'm stoked to download your show from Bandcamp,
but I'm going to wait until this Friday, November 5, because Bandcamp
will give you all the money.
Damn, I wish I knew about that
at the time. So while I have to
be patient, it'll earn you a few extra bucks.
My boy Ben is stoked to give it a listen too.
I hope Jacinda lets
you guys out soon, but not other people, especially
those whose name starts with a T
and ends in an M. They should
maybe just be locked down forever.
Big love from Toronto and as always, say my name,
but take a guess at my middle name too.
Chris.
No, don't give me the last name.
I'm going to guess the middle name first.
Do we actually have the correct answer?
No.
Ah, well then it's, what was the first name again?
Chris.
That's what I would say.
Okay.
That's what I would say.
I reckon it's Arthur.
Chris Arthur.
Yeah.
Chris Arthur Schreier.
I think it's Greg.
Gregory or just Greg?
Just Greg.
Chris Greg Schreier. No, it's got a horrible rhythm to it, that name.
Hey, I'm Chris Greg Schreier.
Yeah, it's like you're having...
It's really nasty.
There's too many...
They're not glottal stops,
but it's like a stop down at the end of each one.
Back when I performed live,
sometimes I'd do a disgusting sort of medium called improv.
And it's interesting when you do it the names that you bestow
upon the people you're performing with
come in waves
and there was about two years where every woman
was Margaret and every man
was Greg and Olive
loves getting, she loves playing
visitor, especially because in a
lockdown we have no visitors.
So she's always like, pretend you're a visitor, pretend I'm a visitor.
And every time that there's visitor, you need to come up with a name.
And so I've been trying to like, you know, just deepen the arsenal of names I have available to me at the top of my head.
And I've made it to Ian.
Ian's pretty solid.
I know, because it's like, the thing is...
Ian's kind of a weird name.
It's kind of an unlikely name.
Look, it's common.
I know a few Ians.
Do you?
Yeah, but it's like...
I can only think of one Ian that I know personally.
There's a few different ways to spell it too.
Yeah.
The Ian I've got in my mind is I-A-I-N.
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, no, and I used to have a boss called Ian, which called E-O-I-N, which is even more vowels.
I wonder if we need more stuff going on in our lives.
I feel like lockdown's taking a toll.
We're cruising.
You want to know something fucked up, guy?
We're cruising, baby.
A dude called Logan gave us $47 US.
Logan Roy.
Silly 250 word limited field
I will email you my message
say my first name now
or in the email
I like this guy
alright well you're going to love the message
subject line a transmission
to accompany my nice donation
dear Tim
the digital tool man Taylor and
Guy Williams
fuck you longish listener first
ish time caller i often listen at work and boy it's sometimes boy are my arms tired
all right great message thank you sometimes i've got one here
and distract my work colleagues little do they know I'm basically listening to porn.
I hope you enjoyed this very nice
at the time of writing donation. Wait,
it wasn't 69.
And part of it was 69.
Hold on, let me check that amount again.
What was it? $47.
Oh yeah, that probably is about 69 NZ, eh?
Yeah, fuck it.
We've got a Kiwi boy in our midst.
Midst.
Tried to go to your comedy festival shows but only booked tickets
to two Tim
your show was good but
admittedly I was stoned so I had
to keep stopping myself
from trying to answer your rhetorical
questions oh no
the best host of all time was also good
and I very much enjoyed the beep test it certainly is a lot easier when you to answer your rhetorical questions. Oh, no. The best toast of all time was also good,
and I very much enjoyed the beep test.
It certainly is a lot easier when you don't have to run so far.
Go figure.
Sorry, guy.
I forgot to book for your show.
I'm sure it was also good.
Wow, dude.
Buy it on Bandcamp.
Fucking figure it out for yourself.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Link in the show notes.
I am also a fellow Grayland resident. I semi-often see
Tim or his wife with
Rufus and Grayland Park. Never together
however. And then there's an emoji
here. And I don't know what the emoji is
but it's like a guy with a hat.
I reckon it's the cheeky monkey one with
its hands over its mouth like, did I say that?
Can you see that? Oh, that's
like a private eye. It's a detective. that's a like a private eye it's a
it's a child detective why is there an emoji of a child detective that kid is on the hunt
for answers god i have not said hello is you usually have headphones in so i assume you
must be listening to a podcast you do usually have headphones in. I'd recommend the worst idea of all time. I've heard
it's funny. And then there's another
emoji. This one is a winking smiley
face. Pro tip. I walk my dog
there at 10pm a lot in winter because all the
rugby people are gone. I've only
been scared to death twice.
You don't need to be scared by people
playing rugby. I would also
highly recommend you spend
your newfound wealth at
La Mexicana in
Greyland Shops. If you haven't been there
yet, it is very, very,
very tasty. Sorry, Guy,
haven't tried any of your
potti sandwich recommendations
as I am gluten-free, and gluten-free
bread in New Zealand is
not good. Can you remind me what this
person's name is?
Logan.
Hey, Logan, what the fuck is your problem with me, dude?
Go off.
Well, I put on a show in the festival.
Logan forgets the book.
I talk at length about sandwiches I enjoy.
Logan decides.
In the city he lives.
Yeah.
Not to even chance his arm on whether or not they have gluten-free options
because they're gluten intolerant.
I just feel like this message is heavily weighted towards patting Tim on the back
while pulling the fingers at me with his other hand.
Luckily, there's still a little bit more message to go.
I know you nor my company can control it,
but literally almost every ad i get
while listening is for my work which is both humorous and very annoying stupid ai weird but
relevant question has emmanuel improved or worsened your sex lives if tim's recent sesame street porn
pitch is any indicator things are truly looking looking grim. That was a guy bit.
And I hope that that was intentional.
In fact, I hope it was accidental because that makes it all the funnier.
Also, when is season two of And Just Like That coming out?
Have you been inspired to do a porn one?
Season one.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Look forward to hearing this transmission on the Friend Zone in the year 2027.
Say my name or not. I'll let Guy decide.
Cheers, Logan.
We've just said it, Logan.
And I know that I railed against you,
but it was actually pretty positive correspondence.
What was the question before talking about...
Sex lives, our impact on the porn watching on our sex lives.
or talking about sex lives,
our impact on the porn watching on our sex lives.
Speaking honestly,
almost none.
I feel like I've siloed it off as a business sort of venture. Guys referring to his sex life,
just so everyone's aware.
Yeah.
That now,
sadly for me,
exists as a purely sort of uh transactional experience
with the construct of commerce yeah no i think watching the pornos i guess i don't know if it's
because we're esoteric or because the pornos were what they were or because it was, you know, there's literally a Pavlovian response to working with Tim.
But I'm glad to say that the experience of watching almost 50 Emanuels
didn't really touch my life in the bedroom.
I'm with you on that.
And maybe I think it would still be the case,
but there was something about doing a season in a different format
where we didn't have to watch the exact same movie over and over again
that it was less impactful.
And more, I would use a different word actually, Guy, more forgiving.
So we probably won't do that again because, as you know,
I'm steadfastly against the concept of us doing things that are enjoyable
for the podcast.
But thanks for checking in on my sex life.
It was Unimpacted by the Emmanuel series.
Too sweet.
Here we go.
You ready?
Bro, let me put my fucking catching mitts on so I can get ready to handle this final message delivered by you to me your friend tim on the
friend zone all right hey boys this is from a friend of the podcast jared driscoll
i didn't check if we're allowed to say their name hey boys congrats on finishing another season
i had a bit of a rough time listening to the past couple of episodes because my wife and I recently became...
Remarried?
Foster parents to a three-year-old and seven-month-old little boys.
Whoa.
If I had a hard time listening to you boys talking about softcore porn with an infant in the house,
I can only imagine what Tim has gone through with a baby of his own in his home.
That's an achievement that Tim should be...
Proud? Yes.
Proud of, according to Jared.
Yeah. Who probably doesn't really know
about these things. Keep up the good work
and I look forward to your future endeavours, Jared.
P.S. Is it wrong
for me to still hold out on
hope for new episodes of The Walkout Boys?
Oh yeah, I'd say so.
I mean, Nick Sampson lives in london
not morally but oh yeah yeah yeah in terms of your hopes and dreams absolutely yeah
thanks for the message jared and congratulations to you and your wife on the growing brood jd what
a heroic act man yeah i'm sure you're going to be wonderful parents and honestly being a wonderful
parent a lot of that is about open boundaries and honesty you want to remove all the walls you want to have really loose dangerously perilously sort
of emotionally damagingly loose boundaries okay and part of instigating that is um it's listening
to those podcasts out in the open far out man i think it's probably sitting the whole family down around the transistor and beaming worst idea into their ears.
Yeah.
Tim's inclined to agree.
I want to agree with Guy.
I want to stay with him on this journey.
But just the qualifier there or additional information that they are foster children
really adds a dimension to Guy's recommendation
that I can't sort of get in behind and co-endorse.
Sounds like a sign off to me.
But I will say this, Guy rocks, Jared rocks,
and you rock for listening to this.
And I want to tell you something.
Guy put a comedy special on Bandcamp
and you should get it.
It's only $5.
It's fucking funny
please
I was all geared up to sort of come at Tim
for the end of the show
but he raises a good point
I feel like we're dancing around each other
it's good eh
we're like two roosters with knives
tied to our talons in a cockfight
sounds horrible
that is what happens in a cockfight, isn't it?
It's two roosters kill each other.
I think so.
They usually have knives.
Yeah, no, look, it's been nice.
It's been good.
We've got a lot of fun hashtag content coming for you soon.
In particular, I mean, it may be out at the time of this.
I don't quite.
When is American Thanksgiving?
Oh, it's tomorrow.
It's two days from now.
Mate, guess fucking what?
Our immortal podcast that we conduct annually with the McElroy brothers
till death do us part where we watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every year
together and discuss new episode out imminently. to us, Blart, where we watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every year together
and discuss new episode out imminently.
And I've got to say, you know, I don't think the podcast itself
is hit and miss, but obviously my experience or your experience,
the individual experience of taking part in recording it,
is unique to every host.
But I thought we put together a real doozy this year.
Oh, yeah, it's one of my favorite ones.
I can't remember the real way back because this is what, number seven?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is a great hang.
It's a big number.
And I've got an exciting new host lined up to replace me if necessary.
So do I.
No one knows who mine is, but actually you will.
If you're a podcast
listen to this podcast then you will so there's a tease for you i think you'd know mine as well
anyhow someone to look forward to happy thanksgiving celebrate it however you see fit
and uh what we're gonna do is we're gonna hang up these microphones and then i'm gonna say to
tim what are you doing now?
And he'll probably say, I should probably get back to looking after Remy.
And I'll say, yeah, I should probably go home,
and we'll probably stop hanging out.
In the friend zone, you're always home.
In the friend zone, you're not alone.
Anytime with Tim and Guy.