The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 150
Episode Date: May 10, 2022It is the 150th Friendzone and this is the best podcast the boiz have ever released. To celebrate Tim has contracted the world famous novel coronavirus, Covid-19 and put Remy down to sleep for 30 blis...sful minutes. With his new-found personal insight into the virus, Batman is remorseful for making The Flash watch Sex and the City 2 twice while ill. Large digressions about the Christchurch magic scene of the 1990 are in this episode and a petty listener takes vengeance on for the fellaz saying he doesn't use enough commas. What is garlic? That’s the reason question. TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SYDNEY TICKETSTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / ONE-OFF FEST TICKETS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the friendzone, in the friendzone, you're always home, in the friendzone, you're not alone, anytime, with Tim and Guy.
Hello everybody, Guy, I didn't give you advanced warning, but this is our 150th friend zone.
Oh, my God.
I was supposed to plan something for this, but I sort of forgot.
I forgot to tell you.
I forgot to plan anything.
I didn't plan anything.
Well, we planned to talk at this time on this day,
and that in and of itself is a celebration of what the friend zone is all about.
Yeah, I guess that's right.
Fusing schedules so that we may self-adulate with the help of our very talented soul libertarian listener
who writes in under various different monikers and various different characters
with very well fleshed out backstories for everyone.
Well, well, well well well well we
may have a second because as someone pointed out on twitter uh elon musk um tweeted just the other
day that if he dies in mysterious circumstances it's been nice seeing you all so i'm thinking
maybe he's turning into killian here and uh getting a little hot under the collar what do you say i like the idea of it i this is probably speaks poorly to my um morality perhaps but probably what i find the most
um grating and angering about elon musk is his insistence on being funny on Twitter. That is a very Guy Montgomery issue to have
with the world's richest man.
Yeah.
But I know what you mean.
That's the thing for me.
It's like, dude, don't worry about it.
You've got everything you want.
And he will never be happy
because he will never be funny and that appears
to me publicly at least to be a huge part of what he wants to be funny yeah and to be liked
yeah and people you know people will like him because he's rich and people
you know maniacs think that that's great maniacs like rich people but people will never respect him
for his sense of
humor i would kill him i think it's more cynical than that i've been thinking about this recently
i see i see musk online i see his little fucking memes and stuff i think he's trying to figure out
us like any other engineering problem that he's ever encountered yeah like any other
legislature around the world that's tried to like appropriately tax
him or maybe like pump the brakes on um you know certain labor practices that he's bringing which
aren't too uh safe i think he's just like right how do i sort of manipulate this entity to be
able to do the things i need to do and i think he's seen how humor works online he's like right
this seems like the easiest way to do this to get everyone on board and he also but that's he just
like it's the it's the theft of other people's memes as well you've got one trillion dollars
hire some like comedy writers make it work like will smith yeah that worked out well it worked out well for
everyone i haven't been in will smith's instagram for a while i wonder how he's doing surely he
shut it down surely no way are you kidding me i don't know man you know speaking of funny people
i watched um a little like you know you know, just independently made,
just some video essayist on YouTube made a really beautiful half-hour doco
about Norm Macdonald.
I watched that last night.
Did you?
I loved it.
Oh, that's so weird.
How did we both, did the algorithm deliver it both to you?
I got sent it by New Zealand comic Ray O'Leary.
Oh, wow.
He said, I don't know if you've seen this but i think
you'll enjoy it and it was beautiful it was wasn't it because it was mainly just telling a story
using clips of his like appearances and podcast recordings and shows and stuff i know i can't
believe he died i didn't even i didn't even know he was sick you know it reminds me of that tragedy
that happened yeah i and tim you and i are in different rooms about 500 meters from each
other what's with that shit fucking a dude i got a rare disease called covid19 which has been making
its way through our family you know what that means what first thing tomorrow you got to do
back-to-back screenings of Sex and the City 2.
It's the only known cure for COVID-19.
Mate, I've been thinking of nothing else since I contracted it.
I've been reflecting a lot, and I want to apologize to you.
I really do.
I've been running a high fever temperature for the last three days.
It's horrible. I'm sorry you're ill, man. a high fever temperature for the last three days coming in.
It's horrible.
I'm sorry you're ill, man.
Dude, I'm sorry I did that to you when you had COVID.
In retrospect,
that was super fucked up.
I think I had quite a mellow strain.
So I wouldn't, you know,
I don't want you to carry that around with you.
I just want you to
take your time to heal up.
Was it, because you you tested you
did a week on account of zoe testing positive first and then you caught it on the seventh day
yeah so in in new zealand for our um international libertarian listener elon musk uh in new zealand
the way the law works is if someone in your house gets it you got to stay indoors for a week and uh so we did that
um it's kind of nice it's kind of nice to just spend a week with your family in the house you
know really yeah it is it happens so rarely well not i mean when i say really i mean obviously
conceptually it is but even amongst just you know everyone's infecting everyone and incubating
you know it's just me and everyone and incubating this little virus.
Everyone's sick and stuffy, you know.
It's just me and Zoe and a cute little baby who's crying a lot
because he also has COVID.
Did Rufus get COVID?
No, I don't think dogs get it.
Nice.
I think that's how it works.
Damn, sometimes it looks so good to be a dog.
Fucking A.
Actually, I'll show you a shot, Guy.
Who knows if this will come out as video on the sub stack but
I've got like can you see that
yeah I've got a webcam set
up so that I can monitor Remy
because Zoe's back at work today
and he's in his crib and so
whenever he is in his crib
Rufus sits next to
him while he's sleeping and just guards him
it's very cute
really really cute stuff Remy and Rufus next to him while he's sleeping. Yeah, that's so sweet. It's very cute.
Really, really cute stuff.
Remy and Rufus.
Yeah, thick as thieves. The bad boys of Auckland City at it again.
That's right.
But yeah, no, COVID sucks, man.
It's no good.
Well, took you a while to come around.
I've been saying this since the start, of course.
Famously, perhaps the only comedian
who's best known for their stance
on covid19 i kept out running it because zoe zoe had it had like a ton of bricks and then uh i kept
testing negative and i was like wearing a mask in the house and keeping all the windows open and
shit like really trying to see if i could dodge the bullet and um it was quite apparent that i
had it but i still keep testing negative on the the rapid tests so frustrating and uh it was quite apparent that I had it, but I still keep testing negative on the rapid test.
So frustrating.
And it was very annoying for Zoe,
because I was like, I don't have it.
She was like, you fucking have it.
I was like, I don't.
I did.
I absolutely did.
You did, and you do.
Well, separate to this,
let me know if I can drop anything around for you.
Thanks, and let it be known on the record
that Guy has really done that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let the record show
that I did that.
Because he's a good friend.
He's the kind of guy I am.
He's a good friend on the friend zone.
Beyond COVID-19 and isolation,
how are you?
Yeah, I'm doing alright, man.
Any big laughs lately lately such a great question
none none immediately uh come to mind um but that's i think speaks more to my just i really
haven't slept um very much at all last night and not particularly well the last
week yeah so i don't i don't think i'm retaining a lot of things but i feel like my sense of the
vibe recently has been all good man yeah that's the vibe i get can't remember anything but i feel
like it's the vibes all good vibes are. What about you? Any giggles? Any slappers?
No, I had some beers last night with a friend of the podcast, Ryan Heron.
He was on the podcast back in the We Are Your Friends days.
Yes.
And Jesse Griffin.
And that was not, you know, it was, I created a group chat called Bad Boys Brewing.
And I was like, you know, under this moniker, we can talk about anything we can, you know.
We're the bad boys.
Nothing is off limits.
And we just had like a really sort of emotionally open and heartwarming, like it wasn't major laughs and it wasn't especially bad.
It was just like friends hanging out.
And it wasn't especially bad.
It was just like friends hanging out.
You opened a space for cancelable opinions to be aired among compadres.
And no one volunteered a single cancelable. It was just three men.
Three soy boys outwoking each other.
That's right.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to ring fucking...
Don't ring Ben Shapiro.
Thank you.
He's the last guy I want you to ring. I i'm gonna let him know what you've been up to so not a huge amount of laughs there i i have
do you know i played a lot of sport last week tim since i got since i got back to new zealand
i have had i've had i've i've done what i can and I've got, you know, odds and ends on, but basically I feel like,
um,
it's not a huge,
I'm looking forward to going to Sydney in a week.
Okay.
Well,
listen,
um,
let's,
uh,
let's get to a little bit of business because I don't know when this baby's
going to wake up and I feel like when he does,
it's going to happen.
So here's,
here's what we're going to do,
guy.
We're going to talk about your show happening in Sydney.
We're going to talk about one office and then we're going to get to the mailbag okay that sounds good um i i it's not relevant but i
just want to say i'm going to go to um i'm going to go watch goodfellas at the cinema this evening
and i'm really excited about that was not on the agenda i just outlined there were three i won't i
won't i won't talk about sydney and that's just because i just want everyone to know i'm going to
go and watch goodfellas at the cinema no you don't just
we've got to get to our agended items
okay so it's back on the agenda
I'm coming to Sydney
I never left the agenda guy
I'm doing my solo show twice in Sydney
at the Comedy Store on Saturday
May 21st and Sunday
May 22nd. Saturday May 21st I'm going
up against, you guessed it
Australia's election so uh if you want
to duck your head down and sidestep that momentous occasion in Australian history by all means come
on down to the comedy store 5 30 p.m to check out Guymont comedy dude that sounds perfect to me if
I was a sydneysider that is a perfect day get blitzed vote uh and i believe that in australia they have like a single transferable
vote type um electoral system so it's real fucking fun and cool so pick my pick my peeps
put my candidates pop them on the paper slam a few beers end the day seeing guy montgomery's
comedy show because you can't um you don't get the results on the night i don't think or at least
and not at 5 30 it's perfect go see guy you can stack it sam campbell's performing his show in
the same room at seven o'clock you motherfuckers got it you gotta see sam cat going this is guy
has laid out the perfect day for a sydney cider he's done all the leg work you just need to turn
up and buy tickets actually to be fair
now speaking of buying tickets on the 28th of may there's a thing called one office which is a
event that i have co-created with a guy called anthony metcalf who came to me and he said tim
uh one of the big venues in the city because the comedy festival here in new zealand got cancelled
they've got all these slots to fill in the month of may do we want to grab one and take a risk
i said yes so we've invented something called tim bat presents one-off fest and it's a one-off
spectacular night of comedy and music and here's the thing if you're in auckland you can come
it's only 35 which to be frank is
fucking awesome that's a great price for what you're getting we got standing up that's like
gum gum gum gum gum is on the bill uh tim batts on the bill you got two hearts joseph moore laura
daniel you've got paul williams who you might recognize from Taskmaster. You've got Courtney Dawson.
You've got Keegan Govind.
Plus, we've got music.
So, Dick Move will be performing live.
We've got DJ Matthew Crawley,
and we've got some unannounced acts
that are going to be made public very soon.
$35, incredible.
Not only that, you can fucking watch the live stream of this
if you're not an awkward.
This is where Tim Batt really steps up to the plate.
He produces a phenomenal live show, but get this,
he doesn't want to limit its availability
to just those who are in the room or in the city.
These live stream tickets are priced at $15 New Zealand.
So if you're in America, it's essentially free
because our currency is dog shit.
$25 for what we're calling a household
ticket we're going by the honor system if more than one person's watching we'd appreciate it
if you you know if you do a watch party or something grab one of those but hey i'm not
fucking uh sending the police around to check am i so do do what you will but um it's going to be
great 28th of may and uh you can go to timbat.co.nz.
And there's all you need to know and see on that website.
I'm going to go to timbat.co.nz right now.
Yeah, can you?
Because I can't remember if I updated it yet or not.
It'd be good to know.
You did.
It's the first thing.
Top right.
Fantastic.
Oh, boy.
Your voice is sounding a little thin there brother okay here we go do you want me to read something out yes please while you um i really hope i edit out my disgusting
coughing onto the mic but i doubt it i hope you don't welcome to friendzone 150 everybody
a truly auspicious occasion i'll say man my computer's slow i've got one here it's short
okay okay guy a hundred us dollars courtesy of thomas this is the whole message three you boys
say my name kanye west kanye west a hundred bucks and that message i love this podcast yeah i love this person i love kanye
i'm a big fan okay 29th of march 2022 hi fellas i'm not good with text-based media what i was
trying to get across was what i ended up saying, this is a follow-on message.
Hey, fellas, I'm not good with text-based media.
What I was trying to get across was what I ended up saying.
Pitch inspector, in the same way and with the same voice,
the boner inspector introduced himself.
Pitch inspector, I'll leave the funny stuff to you in the future.
So that's a follow-up to a message about... The pitch inspector.
Yeah.
It's a follow-up message to a message that was received about cricket.
Yeah.
Anyway, I mean, it's not important.
How we present them is important.
The important thing is that we get them all out there.
The interesting thing is I think it is actually important, Guy.
I agree.
I think how we present it actually is crucial.
The analogy I have in mind is washing now i'm very meticulous when i hang out my washing i think the way you hang out the
washing is it doesn't have to be perfect but it's almost as important as the fact you're doing it
you can't just like have everything bundled up you've got to spread it out you've got to make
sure you give all of the clothing opportunity to dry. Wow.
And I would argue that that is analogous to the delivery of information.
It's not nothing to remove the T-shirt from the dryer
and put it on the line,
but if you really want to do the T-shirt justice,
it's about how you do it.
Do you think this is trustworthy enough as a metric of a man
to use as kind of like a you know one of those first
date questions you know like a person might ask uh what's your relationship like with your parents
to use as a bit of a gauge for how they treat other people um do you think like how do you
put out your how do you hang out your washing americans don't hang out washing eh they usually
go to the laundromat it's crazy and then
there's a sun we got a sun we got a big ball of flaming gas in the sky folks we do it's it's
actually the reason we hang ours on the line is because thanks to all the um laundry being done
in machines in america there's a huge gaping hole in the ozone layer right above where we are and so
well you're actually accelerating the pace at which we dry our clothes. To be fair.
I mean, we're not getting out of the sunscape because the reason why we've got clothing lines
is because we used to have a lot of space in our backyards,
which is not a great way to make a city.
Well, that's true.
And cities do lack a certain population density
to push them over the edge to being truly world-class.
But everyone grows up with a backyard
and people seem to like that.
Tim, there's a few things I want to say.
One, my little sister Annie was saying to me recently,
and this is sort of in a comedic framing device,
but was saying,
do you not feel that in Auckland in the last two weeks,
she's described what we're experiencing
as the golden age of global warming, do you not feel that in auckland in the last two weeks she's described what we're experiencing as
the golden age of global warming where um it's all i mean obviously long term it's a disaster
but at least the climate for the last two weeks where we've had these crisp sunny afternoons
without any immediate consequence beyond obviously everything's going wrong
and i i just liked
the framing of it that way yeah real calm before the storm i agree and to answer your question
about being on a date and asking about the meticulousness with which people hang out
their washing i'm always under fire for being too fastidious i think the dishwasher has to
be stacked a certain way i try to hang out socks matching socks next to each other for ease of use when I bring the washing back in.
You're painting a picture of a very dottery man at home.
I am a dottery man.
Christopher writes,
Frosty fellas, you need to explain this Wizard of Christchurch thing
to us poor Americans.
It's been an absolute travesty that this man has lost his government job
and I would wager is a greater crime against the world than the Holocaust.
I'm not going to co-sign that Christopher,
but I will continue to read the rest of your email.
Was this man's role in existence,
common knowledge amongst you boys the whole time?
And it somehow never made its way onto the pod.
I've listened since season one,
but have only now commented because this news has been earth shattering for me.
Loved podcasting a tree and i sometimes go back to listen to episodes of grown up too for some nostalgic giggles you boys make my week every time a new episode drops no matter the content
so keep them coming your dynamic is just so fun to listen to best a loving but confused american i am dynamic that wasn't what he said guy yeah i agree i you
know i really thought about it in those terms but it's really sweet do you know we did know about
the wizard this is how i'm normalized the wizard is in our lives is that it literally didn't occur
to me as odd um probably not even until it was in the news cycle and even then i guess it's only external
perspective which really highlights just how unusual it is to grow up with a wizard in your
city as part of the fabric and identity of the city and then of course it turns out the wizard
has some regressive views because he's like an 80 year old man from england who moved to christ
church and just got told he can say whatever he wants in his big hat and there's no consequence
for that in fact you'll get paid by the rates that people who live in christ church pay it is
incredible he also did a lot of like weather spells though yeah he used to bring the rains
in when there were droughts he would do a rain he had weather spells though yeah he used to bring the rains in when there were droughts
he would do a rain he had a certain charisma yeah definitely um i've got a vague memory of him
i think he would like debate uh like fundamentalist christians in the town square at one point in the
90s that sounds totally believable anyway moving along i've got one for
you um and this is a follow-up so this was a message originally received a message uh in early
february from this author called oh actually i'm so sorry to interrupt you but i just i feel like
i've got to because we're talking about the wizard do you remember mr moon yeah so folks there
was a guy another another magician who i get the wizard is a wizard so i guess they're kind of
different but there was a magician called mr moon and uh he was like a big deal in christchurch
used to do all the big you know events and stuff yeah stage magic and then
i'm pretty sure he went on to like i think it was the same guy he is ken ring i think yeah yeah i
think that's right who is this fucking crazy asshole who when the christchurch earthquakes
happened said that it was like associated with
a particular phase of the moon and he was like predicting another one was about to
happen and scared the shit out of everyone and um honestly our most beloved broadcaster in the
country john campbell like went off at him on here and in a uncharacteristically angry tirade
yeah he because he um he was at a birthday party
what the fuck is up with Christchurch
there's also El Grego
who's there
El Grego was another magician
he did schools
he'd do magic but it was imbued with a message
I always remember
I don't know how old, maybe 8 or 9
he did a school assembly
and the big thing
I don't remember
any of the tricks i just remember he had a saying which was like now remember it's cool to be kind
and it's uncool to be cruel
dude it stayed in my memory like literally i'd say net impact that's probably had a positive effect
on my life
but also
I'm like
do you know what is uncool El Grego?
magicians
being a
fucking touring
primary school magician
in Christchurch
that is the
yeah
that's probably too mean
yeah everyone's got to make a living
I've
I've
I've
been uncool
in my cruelty
yeah
so this
this message we first received
on the 8th of February 2022,
and just by reading the first sentence of this follow-up,
which is at the end of March,
I can see that we, I don't know if we made fun,
but maybe we grammatically critiqued parts of the message.
So I'm going to read out the follow-up,
and you tell me if you can spot what's happening.
The author's name is Ollie, by the way.
And the read just follows.
Hey, frosty fellas.
Thanks for reading my previous message,
despite how long it was.
long it was.
As you might have realized by now, I took your note about not using enough commas.
is don't worry this is not an organized act of passive aggression said in a very passive I like to take on board any constructive criticism I get on my writing as an aspiring journalist. Tim, for your support, both in my Kilenare heat and on the friendzone. You are my new favourite.
I enjoyed every second of the pain you put guy through watching sex in the city too If you ever desire a replacement for Remy as Guy's heir for Till Death Do Us Blart,
I would be happy to throw myself under that bus for your son.
We're up to the last paragraph.
Paragraph.
I'm just reading it as it was written.
You know, I'm following your note.
It's important how we present this.
I don't know who I'm following your note. It's important how we present this. I don't know who I'm angry at.
Assuming this is read before the Kylian Air pilot, will still need to censor my
name
much love
to
Tim
ends
it's hard to be angry at because
you know obviously there was some quite
complimentary notes
to that message to me
but I'm fucking furious.
I'm rightful.
I've never seen so many commas.
So, here's a thought.
Split the difference, fuckhead.
How about that for some writing advice?
Alistair writes,
Greetings, guys and Tims.
Just a small point of order regards Friendzone 136,
in which you briefly talked about Old Irish
and speculated about whether this was equivalent to Gaelic.
For this, you get half marks.
In Ireland, the Irish language is mostly referred to as Irish,
though calling it Gaelic is also acceptable.
Old Irish, which may also be called Old Gaelic,
is an early version of Irish
which was used
before the 10th century.
I write to you
from the highlands of Scotland
where Scottish Gaelic
is spoken.
Crucially,
the word Gaelic in Scottish,
Gaelic is pronounced
G-
Oh,
Gaelic,
not Gaelic.
I'm saying it wrong,
apparently.
If you are currently
reading this email aloud
as part of a podcast
recording by now,
you've probably incorrectly pronounced the name of the language of my homeland three
times.
Correct.
Uh, this being the case, please let it be known that I am deeply offended.
And the only thing that could possibly appease me is if you would kindly say my name, Alistair.
P.S.
Stop trying to make Welsh garlic happen.
It's not going to happen.
Garlic just doesn't get...
Okay, so they've written us the pronunciation guide.
G-A-H dash lick.
Is that garlic?
Garlic.
Garlic.
Like garlic, like the root...
What is that, a vegetable?
I guess through our accent.
Because we pronounce A's as R's.
Garlic cannot be a vegetable, can it?
Yeah
Hey, you know what?
Fuck all this other stuff
What's garlic?
Is garlic a vegetable?
It's a root
No, it's not a root
It's a
Botanically, garlic is considered a vegetable
Huh
It belongs to the onion family
Alongside shallots, leeks and chives They've got a fun name, don't they belongs to the onion family alongside shallots leeks and chives they've got
a fun name don't they um like the onion family and and when you're sort of referring to it and
like a culinary sense it's like because it's what they say in a recipe that you got to fry
all those things first what is it called uh i've got no idea, but I mean...
I like... Anyway...
Oh, the Allium?
Allium?
Maybe?
A-L-L-I-U-M.
In about 30 friend zones time,
I'll read an email that refers back to this one, I'm sure.
I just like calling them the Onion Family.
That's a fun nickname to give a family
that you know who are like maybe um not to everyone's taste but the people who like them
really love them the onion family hey um my throat really hurts can I forward you some emails
I've got a big thing to read right now awesome and to be honest you know the tail end of that we could almost just
hug and say goodbye fuck that man press on hi timble shanks the podcast cat and guy tiger
i'm sneaking into your dms like a cat wearing sparkly dancing shoes to let you know that you
bring exuberant joy simply by existing and bringing your lie lighter minds to the airwaves
guy i listened to the highlights of you watching sex in the city too that tim so definitely put
together three times once when i was drifting off to sleep your increasingly unhinged rambles
were a balm to my whiskers and toe beans okay so i So I muted myself because I was sniffing a lot.
That's cute and funny.
I downed some pretty good whiskey
before I wrote this message,
which I now convey to you with the warmest of face rubs.
Are we cats?
Are we people?
I know not.
Everything is blurring together in a pleasant haze,
like bad CGI.
I really don't have much else to say.
Just a quick greeting and well wish,
with Zalutations,
Zayala,
Ginger Bella,
the Zarina cat.
That's really nice.
I think your journey through
We Are Your Friends,
back to back,
would actually be like
a great sleep accompaniment.
Or sleep aid. You mean Sex and the City 2 oh sorry yeah sex in city too sorry we did we are your friends back to back that's right
um can't get enough of you know these wonderful films just hearing you sort of almost in and out
of consciousness in a way mentioning what's happening on screen there was big coming in and out energy
I'd sooner not
reminisce
not enough time has passed
huh guy
oh this is a nice message
from a friend of the podcast Jared
in Virginia he's just
written hey boys my wife and I got free tickets
to see a production of Cats.
What the fuck did I just witness?
You saw Cats, baby.
You saw one of the most profitable musicals
that's ever been written.
Yeah.
By Andrew Lloyd Webber,
the man who has been tasked
in collaboration
with,
what's his fucking name?
Hamilton Mann.
Lin.
Thank you.
Lin Manuel Miranda.
Boy, my brain is cooked.
To do a musical about the Queen, I think.
Some sort of musical event for the Queen's
Diamond Jubilee.
Unless that already happened.
Maybe it's her birthday coming up.
Weekend at Queenie's.
Do you think she's dead too?
Have I convinced you?
No, I didn't say she's dead.
I'm just saying she's old.
And being propped up.
Old people can still be alive, Tim.
You said Weekend at Queenie's.
It's 2022.
Get used to it.
Did you forward me something or no?
No, I did not.
The baby's awake though, so now we're on a real tight timer.
Why don't we just kiss and say goodbye?
I guess we probably should.
I've loved it.
I've loved seeing you and catching up with you.
This has been friend zone 150.
Our best friend Zone ever?
Absolutely not.
Oh, fucking agree to disagree, mate.
Everyone is better than the last.
That's what's remarkable about the Friend Zone.
It just gets better and better.
Yeah.
Actually.
We're still building.
I agree.
I wholeheartedly agree.
This is the single greatest podcast we've made so far
i would estimate that we have made let me do some quick math about 50 times 5 is 250 plus this is
400 plus associated project we've done like 500 podcasts podcast episodes at least this is this is the best one this is tops yeah undoubtedly okay
and you know and long may it rain can i can i offer a plug for a friend's podcast who can't
plug it themselves because they're hopeless um is it walkout boys no but they're back yeah
sorry to stomp on your one but that just reminded me that i told joseph i would mention
walk out boys no and well you did the right thing no this is called uh kiwi's big adventure a kiwiland
podcast and it's hosted by a married couple tom and emma ricky otis and um i'll read you the blurb
lights camera atmosphere the first ever kiwiland podcast is finally here And I'll read you the blurb. Lights, camera, atmosphere.
The first ever Kiwiland podcast is finally here.
Join Tom and Emma on a deep dive of New Zealand's best,
and I mean that, theme park.
They share all the tips and tricks and even their favorite meals
that are available at the park.
As Jack Aubrey says on the Master and Commander ride,
let's set sail.
Don't be afraid to like, subscribe, or to help me monetize this podcast.
set sail don't be afraid to like subscribe or to help me monetize this podcast and um i'm not actually allowed to say who the creator of the podcast is because they are very protective
of their anonymity but if you listen it won't take long to figure out um who it is and in fact
their name has already been mentioned on this episode of the friend zone so uh wow just a little just a little
tease for you there it's uh the project is insane and i'm so like glad that this person has seen it
through so it's awesome it's called kiwi kiwi's big adventure a kiwiland podcast that genuinely
is a hot plug and i'm going to listen to it and I'm also going to go right now and sort Remy out.
Guy, I love you.
It's great to see you.
Love you too.
And I'll catch you later.
Feel better, man.
Text me if you need anything.
Bye, friends.
In the friend zone, you're always home.
In the friend zone, you're not alone.
Anytime with Tim and Guy.