The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Fifty Five

Episode Date: September 6, 2017

The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon runners, lunatics wanting to Worst Idea, The Worst I...dea and a person in Switzerland. Also, is Zac actually hot? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today. You ready? Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer. Everybody run! Ends here. This is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately. Borderlands. Now playing. Guy and Guy come to the friend zone And have a good time, yes it's the friend zone
Starting point is 00:00:25 With Tim and Guy Cause making friends is the best idea of all time Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time, friend zone Yeah With your friends Guy and Tim That's right, Tim's been practicing his sound effects And you benefit from this because you get to hear the end result.
Starting point is 00:00:49 And that was it. Big workshop you did for that. That's all I've been working on for the last three weeks. Yeah. Locking myself in my room, watching a lot of Police Academy. You didn't go to the workshop like you were talking about? You just sort of self-taught? It was with the guy.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I can't remember his name. Terrible bushley yeah three weeks in your own bedroom with a another guy yeah doing sound effects one on one and you don't even remember his name no what did it cost you uh or more than you would care to know no i'm very curious all right well you ever heard of the phrase i give my left nut to be able to do sound effects properly? No. Well, I gave my left nut and I still can't do sound effects properly. Oh, no. That seems like an unfair...
Starting point is 00:01:35 Like, if you didn't get to the level that you were told you would or that you expected you would, surely you could have argued you don't need to give away your left nut. Well, personal responsibility comes into play. All the tools were there for me to achieve it. I didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:01:49 So, you know. Not everyone has all the tools to do. You live by the sword. You die by the I have no left testicle. Not everyone can do sound effects well. Not everyone's got it in them. Yeah. What a terrible thing to say, you eugenicist.
Starting point is 00:02:03 How are you, guy? Look, I'm good, Tim. Yeah, I'm just bouncing around, bouncing around different beds around Auckland City. It's great. It's not as... It doesn't sound great when you say it like that, does it?
Starting point is 00:02:21 No, well, not bouncing around. Let me paint you a picture. Don't. It's a grey overcast day in Auckland. Your boys have just gone and gotten some brekkie together. That's right. For Tim, so glad you asked, the eggs scrambled on a bit of sourdough with a coffee. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:37 And for Guy, tacos. Yeah, tacos. Soft shell tacos. And also a coffee. And I paid for everything Yeah we've been doing this thing Well Guy's been assisting We did this thing recently
Starting point is 00:02:49 Where we rock off to determine Who will purchase the entire meal bill And Guy's lost Well the thing is That's not what I imagined happening When I do it I think great Free breakfast
Starting point is 00:03:02 But what is What I'm having is I've had to pay twice as much for my breakfast yeah well I'm sorry for your loss
Starting point is 00:03:08 but you're really not live by the sword die by you I don't have a left testicle anymore hi Tim Tim and Guy Guy this email is just
Starting point is 00:03:15 in case PayPal fucks me over and doesn't deliver my message with my donation properly apart from these three sentences it's literally the
Starting point is 00:03:23 exact same you have been warned you can say my name here is a small thanks for all the times i've had strangers in public give me funny looks for laughing for sometimes an hour straight at what to them seems like nothing why eight dollars and 51 cents you might ask as i'm writing this that is the equivalent of 69 swedish crowns our currency not literal crowns Don't spend it all in one place. I was also hoping you could shed some light on the... Don't spend it all in one place. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Isn't it don't spend it all at once? Either or. I've heard both. Have you? Yeah. But what if the thing that we want costs exactly 69? Oh, then we're breaking both rules at once. My God.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I was also hoping you could shed some light on the way the pay the boys hat situation is, as I really want one. And Tim has been taunting me by wearing one of the director's commentary videos. Are those still available somewhere or were they a temporary thing? If this is something you've already talked about, I apologize. But if there is any way to get me one, I would probably give away more for it than I should. One last thing. To honor
Starting point is 00:04:25 your legacy, now that the podcast is coming to an end, I've decided to pick up one of your episodes and listen to it for a week for a year. What? To a week for a year. Sorry, listen to it once a week. Sorry, listen to it once a week for a year. Hopefully it won't end in me wanting to die every time I hear one of your voices, as I'm hoping to one day get to go to one of your shows. Do you have any suggestions for which episode I should pick? Kisses from Sweden. Moi for a kiss is always a gift from Elon. Holy.
Starting point is 00:04:52 That is inadvisable in the extreme. No, no. By all means, fill your boots, Elon. You reckon? Yeah, it takes like 30 minutes, you know. You'll go out of your mind. You won't like it. You might, but you probably won't.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Have you got an episode? In mind? Yeah. Five-hour energy. That's rough. Oh, boy. I don't know. I can't think of a goodie.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I'm sick of telling people to listen to Prawn Salad. There's got to be other episodes out there, you know? The one where we both spoke is, where are we both going? It's both like this Where we both go Oh yeah That was in the depths of the depravity in Sex and the City 2 That's a goodie That's a fun one
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh goodness Hey well I think part of the fun Elon Is you finding an episode to listen to for a year Or doing what we're doing Kind of randomly throwing a dart on the board And then being beholden to whatever God has planned for you That's a good idea Hey and on the hat situation Yeah being beholden to whatever God has planned for you. That's a good idea. Hey, and on the hat situation.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Yeah, go ahead. Which we should address also. Yeah, look, the news ain't great. We basically got one run of those beanies done when we went to America and we got too many made. So many people want these beanies. We should just get more made. We should get out of the podcast business and just make these beanies. They call them toques in North America.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Are you serious? Yeah. What does that even mean? Is it short for something? I don't know how it's spelt, but they call them toques. And if you call them beanies, they go, do you mean a toque? They go, no, you fuck. I got one for you.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah. Thank you very much, Elin. Or Ellen. Or E-L-I-N in swedish what would you say alan alan i reckon yeah okay well free to disagree so you'll remember clay dawson everyone from previous friend zones he is the marathon running and winning champion uh i sent a message in between friends i was just like hey man just so you know like i don't we do it's often if we get a message in the facebook we'll read it on the friend zone and not actually respond
Starting point is 00:06:46 to it in kind, which is like, yeah, we go, well, our bit is done. Yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:49 it's a pretty hit and miss mode of communication, but I messaged him back, hey man, just so you know, like, we're fucking, this is awesome,
Starting point is 00:06:55 super pumped for you, and he said, uh, I see, and we, I showed you out on the friend zone, and I said, in case you missed it,
Starting point is 00:07:02 he said, I did yesterday, massive thanks, and then, also on the Sunshine Coast Marathon last Sunday. Shit's getting crazy. This guy is literally just parading up and down the East Coast of Australia
Starting point is 00:07:16 listening to Worst Idea of All Time and winning marathons. Fuck, that is cool. Yeah. I love it. I couldn't listen to podcasts while running running i don't well i i do actually sometimes but not comedy ones i've tried it yeah it doesn't it doesn't really work for me i it's more of a walking thing because when you're running you kind of you wind up in a
Starting point is 00:07:35 loop of thoughts within your own head that means you kind of shut out the external information that well i'm okay with external information but if if I crack up, I'll stop running. Oh, really? Yeah, totally. I remember there was a time when I was getting stoned and running, and then I would just think, and then I'd stop running and write it on my phone. And not only was nothing I wrote down funny, but it was also a really inefficient means of going for a run.
Starting point is 00:08:03 But you've got to experiment with the form. Yeah. Find your own process, eh? Hey, 50 US dollars. That is huge. That is unprecedented, except for all the times that we've received it before, which isn't that often, but holy shit.
Starting point is 00:08:17 What I'm trying to say is thank you so much. Who's on the $50 note? You continue. I'll find out for you. Andrew Jackson's the 20, right? Benjamin Franklin is the 100. The 50... Oh. It's not Roosevelt, is it?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Ulysses S. Grant. Okay, fair enough. This message... What the fuck did he do? He was a general in the Civil War. The 18th US President. Wasn't he he do? He was a general in the Civil War. The 18th US President. Wasn't he? I think he was a general.
Starting point is 00:08:50 He was a president. I want you to read this letter in the voice of Ulysses S. Grant. Ulysses S. Grant? I'm not the voice guy on this guy. No, here we go. Here we go. Grant. Ulysses S. Grant. I'm not the voice guy on this guy. No, here we go. Here we go. Nah.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Go on. What's the, you know, like those key in phrases? What's the key in phrase for an old American? You say, the secret with impressions is you say the name of the person you're impersonating. That's the first thing you say. You go, ah, Ulysses, and then everyone knows who you're being. This message is a copy of the one I emailed as well. Dearest Tim and Guy,
Starting point is 00:09:33 I've been listening religiously for what seems like eons. That's incredible. Ulysses, this is great. I can't believe you're a huge fan of the podcast. Yet this is the first time I've contributed in any way. I managed to hit season one in 2015 and managed to catch Guy Montgomery in my hometown of Montreal in March of 2016. Since then, I've migrated to Switzerland. So when you're looking into the metadata of download locations, Tim. That one is me.
Starting point is 00:10:05 I write this short and succinct message to you today because some interesting news has come to light. The notable American comedian Bill Burr has been touting that he is part of the all-male cast for the reboot of Sex and the City franchise, filmed in New York as we speak. Of course, if you aren't aware of Bill Burr, he'll be playing the resplendently ginger and newly penis-endowed version of Miranda Hobbs. My bets to round out the no-doubt interchangeable and presumably mediocre cast are a wise-cracking Kevin Hart, a leathery Bradley Cooper, and perhaps someone British. Or The Rock. Oh, this message is too long.
Starting point is 00:10:52 You're doing a grand job, Ulysses S. Grant. Always The Rock. He's gone British. All that to say, it has been nothing but a pleasure listening to you gents descend into madness a full three times. Thank you so much for your years of quality content providing me with familiar topics and voices when so much of my life and so many days were unfamiliar.
Starting point is 00:11:17 See you in 2019 for season four at the premiere of Dicks in the City. at the premiere of Dicks in the City. Finally, without question, without hesitation, it would be my utmost pleasure to hear either of you beautiful boys say my name in your reliably docent and consistently sultry tones. Warmest, deepest, fondest regards, Patrick Perrin. P.S. As a bit of a Luddite, I've got to send my donation through PayPal. I was hoping it would come through as Swiss francs, and being native to the exchange rate between francs and New Zealand dollars,
Starting point is 00:11:56 I was assuming it'd be huge and make me sound rich. Alas, it'll be U.S. dollars. Lou Review was amazing. Friendzone has been fantastic. Best of luck to you both. That's Patrick. Hey, thank you so much. That's Ulysses S. Grant.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Ulysses S. Grant. That was an outstanding reading. I thought you did great. Hey, eye contact. I thought you did great. Thank you. And Patrick, thank you so much for that beautifully written message and warm sentiment.
Starting point is 00:12:29 We're happy to accommodate you on your travels from Montreal to... Where is it now? He's in Switzerland. Switzerland. Zurich's the only one I know. Dicks in the City's a great title that I think he made up himself for this all-male reboot of Sex and the City I think they should run with that
Starting point is 00:12:46 if they make it I haven't heard that from Bill Bear it sounds like Bill Bear is just being deliberately antagonistic that sounds like Bill Bear that sounds like the Bill Bear we all know and love ain't that the truth
Starting point is 00:12:56 I got a message here Tim look at this this is a bear someone sent a photo of a kind of bear that exists B-E-E-R what's it called I really
Starting point is 00:13:03 oh it's Summerfest. No. Oh, Sufferfest. How perfect is that? It's hilarious. We should be drinking some of that. Sufferfest. Sufferfest.
Starting point is 00:13:11 With the caption, Saw this beer at the grocery store and thought of you brave boys. Perhaps this is the official beer of We Are Your Friends. Certainly could be the official beer of watching We Are Your Friends. Indeed. Thank you very much, Alyssa. Does it say whereabouts that beer is? When you said have a look at a picture of this bear,
Starting point is 00:13:28 I really was expecting B-E-A-R. I'm gutted that it wasn't a bear. Yeah, you're always with the bears. I love the bears. I believe that that bear is available on the west coast of... You know, they're just land sharks. America. That's just a lovely message from our friend kieran here we go oh my goodness there's a biggie i'm gonna sit back
Starting point is 00:13:55 hey fly by night gaimont tragedy and slim tim limbo king Fly by night away from here. After listening to 40 something... It's a Rush song. That was me doing my best impression of... What's his name? Giddy something. He's got a crazy voice, man. My giddy aunt.
Starting point is 00:14:16 After listening to 40 something... Did anyone do more for Rush than that movie? Was it I Love You Man? Was that the movie where they loved Rush? I think Old Mate's got a big old boner for Rush. He puts him in all his movies. Justin Segel?
Starting point is 00:14:28 No, no, no, no, no. Paul Rudd? Judd Apatow? Judd Apatow. I think he loves Rush. Yeah. Great band. After listening to 40-something episodes
Starting point is 00:14:36 of The Worst Day of All Time, I've made a conscientious decision to never watch We Are Your Friends. Though to be fair, the premise and cast alone is enough of a deterrent for any self-respecting filmgoer.
Starting point is 00:14:47 However, I did somehow end up drunkenly watching the latest piece of Zephron cinema masterpiece, Baywatch, and I have to take exception to your assessment of Zocali being,
Starting point is 00:14:56 for lack of a better expression, a good-looking man. Ah. Feels as though he looks like what a computer with 3D printed human would look like if the only source material it had to go off
Starting point is 00:15:05 was a stack of men's health magazines and a 1999 hit comedy Zoolander. Anyway, being all caught up on this season, I decided to go back and listen to all the Friends Zone episodes in no particular order, which makes for an interesting take on the lives of government... Slow it down. Words are important.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Savor them. Go... Hey, don't do that. A Montgomery and Timbuktu. It makes it seem as if Guy is some world famous globetrotting Jetsetter. Today. You ready? Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Everybody run! Ends here. This is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately order lands now playing and tim is his lonely spouse complaining every episode that his lover has gone out to sea I can barely express how annoying this is. on another voyage. I immediately regret what I've asked you to do. This week he's in
Starting point is 00:17:06 Spain. Now he's in the US. Were you even in the US? Who knows? All these places bleed into one. Now trudging through some backwater pubs in country Western Australia. Which I must admit, tickled a little patriotism out of me as that's where I'm from. I also
Starting point is 00:17:22 heard an episode where a person wrote in to inform you that they were first heard of your podcast. Oh, wrote in to inform you that they first heard of your podcast when you did an interview with Caitlin on RTR FM, I think, in June. And I just wanted to say, screw you. All of us here in Perth listen to RTR. Well, anyone who matters anyway, and the idea that it's just some country local radio that nobody's ever heard of is a huge offence to all three of their listeners.
Starting point is 00:17:53 IGS, zang. You guys are okay. I won't call you boys like so many of your fans do. You are not children. P.S. A lot of the vocabulary I chose to use in this communique were a deliberate communique sorry were a deliberate system
Starting point is 00:18:08 so that if by chance you guys did read this on the friendzone I can hear my own words back to me in that hilarious Christchurchian dialect p.s.
Starting point is 00:18:16 vocabulary correcting the spelling ha ha ha sorry for ending wish you all the luck and success that could possibly come off the back of
Starting point is 00:18:23 watching the worst film ever 60 times in a row 60 times 52 a row 60 times 52 was bad enough From Matthew So thank you Matthew Good message Good message terribly read
Starting point is 00:18:34 Hey what do you mean? Tim Hey no whoa whoa whoa Whoa Here I am following instruction You come off 120km straight out the gate. I can barely understand what you're saying. I asked you to turn it down a notch so I can grab what this man's throwing down.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And what do I do? What do you do? Exactly that. To an absurd degree. I couldn't disagree more. Tim Baderang and Guy Monte Carlo. Those names took a few minutes to come up with So enjoy the fruit of my minimal effort
Starting point is 00:19:07 Greetings from Massachusetts US I'm very impressed with both of your American geographical knowledge I am a disgrace to both my home country and others So hats off to you I can't tell you what you haven't already heard I'm a long time listener And the podcast has brought me laughter time and time again You are both very good Very appreciated boys boys alternative spelling on the second one i don't know french
Starting point is 00:19:30 i listen to the podcast during my drive to work and sometimes wonder if the other drivers see my my wide open trap and hand hitting the steering wheel while i laugh and what they think is happening to try to make someone so hysterical for the 8am commute. I also listen at work while doing the banal computer work causing my co-worker to stop in concern or annoyance. I enjoy looking up and seeing him standing by my desk with a puzzled bewilderment expression asking if I said anything. I like to think my outbursts and lack of regard of the noise i make remind him i am not afraid to make a ruckus and to tread cautiously around the loose cannon across the
Starting point is 00:20:11 room anywho since i'm all caught up i have to get my jollies from different sources today i was perusing the average funny image website puffing out a respectable laugh at the cats and bad parking pictures when i read a post from the tumblr user uh uh it's kind of like jack frost but there's some other letters in there that brought you two to my mind it is transcribed below quite marks bear minimum i thought you meant bear mini um as in the smallest amount of beer as possible which is why I brought one beer. There's one beer aka the smallest amount of beer as possible. I mean this is a problem but at least it's not like beer maximum. That is so nichely specific to things we've said.
Starting point is 00:21:02 What a visual journey. I assume this is one of the idioms that originated from bear culture i would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during the situation that prompted that phrase but i'm sure the fbi keep those transcripts pretty secure thanks again for all the suffering you've gone through in the name of others entertainment i don't know exactly how the whole national treasure or saint appointment process works but you two have a concrete reference with me so don't hesitate to put me down on that application i will be following your future
Starting point is 00:21:30 projects hoping they do not occur inside a mental health facility keep finding your own shining lights and that i hope they don't mind me saying is from marcella thank you marcella marcella. Thank you, Marcella. Marcella? M-A-R-C-E-L-L-A? Oh, that's interesting. As soon as you put two L's in there, suddenly I think it might be Marcella. Or Marcia. Time will tell.
Starting point is 00:21:59 And by time, I mean someone might correct us. Hey, one more from each, eh? What about that? Yeah, sounds good. This one here. Oh, it's from Brighton, England. So you know what that means. Yes!
Starting point is 00:22:11 A patented Guy Montgomery British expression voice. Dearest Tim and Guy. Ulysses S. Grant, how'd you get back in here? Well, it's from Brighton, England, but who's to say where the actual author was originally from insofar as how they speak? No, we'll go British. Hey, you do you, man. Be your best self.
Starting point is 00:22:30 My best self? Yeah, which I think is Ulysses S. Grant. Do you want to hear what I think my best self is? Yeah. Dearest Tim and Guy. It's unlistenable. I hope I've got this in on time before you finish. I've just laboured through all four directors' commentaries and you did not disappoint. I'm writing because I was at home last night with nothing to watch on TV and what should I see in the listings?
Starting point is 00:23:01 Grown-ups too. There was literally nothing else on. I was on my own with nothing to do so I thought why not then I remembered then I remembered you multiple warnings in season one my god I wish I'd heeded your advice I'd always imagine that actually watching it would be kind of funny just because I haven't heard it through your experience, but I couldn't have been more wrong. That was, by far, one of the worst films I've ever seen. It got me to thinking. You warned us not to watch it, and you were correct.
Starting point is 00:23:34 But this season, there have been very few warnings, if any. I feel like almost every episode in the early days began and ended with, do not watch the movie. It makes me think this movie can't possibly be as bad, and maybe even border on enjoyable. So my question to you fine boys is this. If a listener ever finds themselves at home alone and We Are Your Friends is on, what do you advise?
Starting point is 00:23:56 Good luck in the future. You've brought me many laughs and I'll be sad to hear you go. Harry Hassan in Brighton, England. I'm sure everyone says this, but if you're ever in town, you're welcome to stay
Starting point is 00:24:08 and have sex with anyone who wants to have sex with you. That last part was improvised. Clearly.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Harry, don't watch the movie. Everyone else listening, also don't watch the movie. It's not good. It's certainly not as bad as the others hello i'm hurry that looks like patrick schwarzenegger don't you think there's a picture of him everyone that guy's just thrown in front of my face which we've got don't you think he
Starting point is 00:24:39 looks like patty schwartz heaps oh a little oh quite a lot i'd say i was bragging about patrick schwartz nigger last night to whom my friend uh jono's just come back from he's been living in england i haven't seen him in over a year and we're just talking about something we're gonna point this out because this to me is hilarious jono has had to fly from pretty much the furthest place on earth like he's he's circumnavigated the globe because he has to do something at a post office in new zealand he's come from london england on a 12-hour flight to do a bit of paperwork how long is it why how long is it he it's so long that i was forced to eat the airplane food he uh he took 36 hours. He traveled on the cheapest fare possible, including a nine-hour layover in Beijing Airport.
Starting point is 00:25:29 An experience which he did not recommend. I mean, he's not broke. How much does he not value his own time? Man, I tell you, I picked him up from the airport. We had this chat the whole way to dinner. He was promoting the lack of available media on the flight. He was saying that the movies weren't very good. That's a shame.
Starting point is 00:25:50 As you'd expect, they catered mostly to Mandarin speaking or Cantonese speaking. But Netflix let you download shit to your phone now, This is what I said. And he was like, Oh, well, that's great, guy. Oh, why didn't you post that back to 36 freaking hours ago? No, you can't get mad about something because you're stupid
Starting point is 00:26:08 and then get angry at Guy for telling you you're stupid. Man, I wish you were in the car because we're written from the same sock sheet on this one. Anyway, it's very funny. The guy's a fucking idiot. And he was asking me, eventually he started asking me about how my relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger is, to which I proudly boasted.
Starting point is 00:26:27 We still follow one another on Twitter. Lovely. I've got a direct line of communique to Patrick Schwarzenegger to be used for emergencies only. Yes. As and when necessary. You should put him down as your ice on your phone. He'll get a phone call or something you can't really direct message on twitter phone call but the emergency services being like hey uh someone called guy montgomery's got you listed as
Starting point is 00:26:52 their emergency contact yeah he's been hit by a car he needs a splain it's gonna be yours that's what those things are for right yeah that's exactly how it works yeah i immediately when you said i started thinking of arrested development it's like hey who's on that hog in the back george michael i remember what when the ice the bounty hunter is following them on a motorbike and michael started calling george michael's uh girlfriend and hog and lindsey's like hey who's that riding the hog on the back and michael freaks out like george michael but it Ice, the bounty hunter. Anyway. Rosie writes,
Starting point is 00:27:27 and sends us $7.26. Thank you so much. Perfect amount. Timbly, Wimbly and Guy Guy attended your show in Christchurch on Friday and I just wanted to say thanks for making the trip down to old Quake City. Loved your stand-up, Tim.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Was stoked to finally see it after getting warmed up by Guy's solo show in December. You did a good job too, Guy. But my highlight regarding you might have been the sick burn from your mum telling you to lose that hat. A piece of advice my dad left me with was,
Starting point is 00:27:55 Rosie, never trust a man who wears a hat indoors. So, I don't know where this leaves me regarding my opinion of you. To be fair, dad had a grenade collection and once got arrested in South Africa for taking a firearm onto an aeroplane. But I like to think he meant well with this advice. Thanks for your hard work over the years, boys,
Starting point is 00:28:12 and good luck in America, Guy. Rosie Marsh. Thank you, Rosie Marsh. I just remembered also, Tim, in the last Friend Zone, we promised that we would check in on the subreddit. Yeah, yeah, okay yeah okay cool go for it But I just wanted to say Rosie thank you very much
Starting point is 00:28:28 What a lovely message To me Tim Batt your favourite comedian Congratulations So we've got a few in here actually And if it makes you feel any better Guy's not wearing the hat right now From 8 hours ago Did squirrel commit suicide Holy shit there's a big fan theory here
Starting point is 00:28:48 oh it's just oh it's well formatted too well done with the bullet points love that let's take turns and paragraphs you go first i'm not caught up on the latest episodes i'm about episode 40 and i'm not listening to the friend zone until after i've finished season three to give myself something to listen to when it's all over fuck what a rationale there's such a interesting way to do it i respect them out uh so my bad if this has been mentioned i didn't watch the film until about f38 so apologies i forgot it being mentioned but did anyone else get the feeling squirrel committed suicide by od during the beach scene the way he says i come here all the time you know try to clear my head it really portrays him as someone who's going through some shit mentally especially mixed with the sushi bar
Starting point is 00:29:28 scene where he says he's applying for other jobs he's unsure if he wants to stay with the group and his whole speech sounds like someone going through a bit of a crisis he purposely keeps asking johnny depp for more drugs deb even says in the morning this guy was a legend last night suggesting he did a lot more drugs than normal. I think he just finally had enough. He purpose... Oh, sorry. Edit. Thanks to Charizard all day.
Starting point is 00:29:52 The line, this is the best part, the best part of anything, really. It's the moment before it starts. It's quite suggestive as he's looking for an escape or a way to make things good again. I'm sure I'm reaching. I'm just reaching, seeing something that isn't there. I'm sure I'm just reaching, seeing something that isn't there. I'm sure I'm just reaching, slash seeing something that isn't there, but I wanted to get other people's opinions on this,
Starting point is 00:30:09 and sadly my friends aren't cool enough to have watched We Are Your Friends without prompt from the worst idea of all time. Thanks, Carl. But yes, Timbo and Flash, you podcasters, was amazing.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I hope you both carry on doing something else together. Thank you very much, man. Hey, appreciate that. Yeah, and then the first one from Kyle, which is exactly what i remember uh saying is the boys did suggest early on that he may have killed himself as a response to his
Starting point is 00:30:30 friends singing santeria and just being so fed up he decided to end it to which the original poster writes i mean that is a damn good reason so yeah you guys got this and then uh the conversation goes on in beautiful flattering terms there's also one that, if you go back, Tim, to the main page, the second topic of conversation down. Any word on season four? Yeah, I got a word for you. It's not happening. Well, clarified by the posters in here,
Starting point is 00:30:57 if there is a new grown-ups or Sex and the City movie made, then there will be. But those are the stakes. These are the stakes. And there's more. Someone made a game dedicated to a favorite guest host. They've just linked to a mobile game
Starting point is 00:31:17 called Flippy Knife, which is cool. And then, worst table of time coming to New York City. Not as it stands. And then someone just posted that they work at Kmart. They were like, I don't know. I just thought that was interesting, which I love.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Let's get more of that going on in the Reddit slash R slash T-W-I-O-A-T community. And on that note, we will bid you all a fair adieu. That's right. The next episode was recorded live in Christchurch, so something to look forward to, and then it's back to the trudgery of Tim and me sitting down side by side.
Starting point is 00:31:54 How many more? Seven. That feels right. Seven more times. That's a lot, isn't it? Yeah, it's more than I thought. Well, it's the friend zone With Tim and Guy Come to the friend zone And have a good time
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