The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Seventy (take two)

Episode Date: June 19, 2018

Fun story: Timbo and Guyguy recorded a FZ a few days ago but the old wide-brim-hatted adventurer Mr Montgomery gone done deleted it. Please enoy this collection of correspondence from listeners who ar...e going through good times, hard times and Disney times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 well it's the friend zone with tim and guy come to the friend zone and have a good time yes it's the friend zone with tim and guy because making friends is the best idea of all time hello and welcome to the friend zone everybody my name is tim bat and uh tim is joined, as always, by his trusty host, Guy Montgomery. If I was to write a comic book of the adventures of two of us, but use metaphor, I would... Who would be the trusty steed? I was going to say you would be the trusty steed, but actually, the more I think about it, maybe I would be the fully laden donkey
Starting point is 00:00:42 following you into adventures and battles. the fully laden donkey following you into adventures and battles uh yeah i feel i also agree with that if only because i feel like you've always got you've got your side bags what are they called rucksacks what are the what are bags on the side of a horse or a donkey called saddlebags yes i want to say it's got to be saddlebags full of recording equipment and then there's me the incompetent buffoon wearing a round brim hat atop your thick and girthy donkey back your unbreakable donkey i'm a i'm a i'm a big fat donkey boy and uh you're a You're a hapless Sort of goofball
Starting point is 00:01:26 This actually This sounds like a pretty good comic book Already I didn't call you a big fat donkey boy You're very lithe But your spine is so thick That's weird Sounds like a medical disorder
Starting point is 00:01:41 I was going to say Your spine is a chode But it would be impossible For a spine to be a chode because whichever vertebrae had it would just collapse. A chode, for those of you who are uninformed, is something that is wider than it is long. So a chode-y spine, while admittedly for one vertebrae very impressive, is by and large you know worthless it would be uh quite the anomaly
Starting point is 00:02:10 i didn't realize that chode had a wider application outside of the male genital for there is only one i i look i could be mistaken here tim there's no guarantee that i i know what's right here i've been proven wrong by a donkey before and heck i'm sure it'll happen again probably um we recorded a friend zone uh not 48 hours ago but unfortunately the equipment decided to turn off um before it finished recording you've got your hand up guy and a lot yeah well a lot of people at home are probably wondering wow whose recording equipment was that was it the donkey with the his dexterous hooves and uh long thick spine or was it the uh the incompetent rider with his wide brim hat and it
Starting point is 00:02:58 was i right at the tail end of a nice meaty 35 minute conversation with each other and with you uh i just said you know what actually tim this one no it's not going in the books it's no good i didn't didn't deliberately but the the cord was pulled from my uh device before i'd saved the recording and everything was lost to the sands of time i think think it's important that even four or five years out from the beginning of the podcast, we continue to be plagued by the most simple of technological problems. I actually agree. I think it's critical because were this operation to become too slick,
Starting point is 00:03:38 I mean, that's predictable, you know? What happens when you stick around and more people join you on your journey? Traditionally, you know, you get better at the thing that you're doing. You don't want to let them down. You improve your systems. You get better equipment. Not old Timbo and Guy Guy. Just one man and one donkey parading around as they always have,
Starting point is 00:03:58 trying their best. Yeah, I like the idea of if you were to chart our progress on a graph, certainly early doors, you would see a remarkable ascension and quality not only of audio recordings but content. And a lot of people will sort of climb that slowly to the top, then plateau and then maybe keep going up. We sort of had an ascent,
Starting point is 00:04:20 the likes of which had been seen presumably before, but not often. And then certainly it's, you know, you wouldn't want to, it's not solid ground where this podcast has landed. You wouldn't want to live in it. If you were to follow the graph, it would be going down and up and down and up, but always gently trending down, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Yeah, that's what we got to do though, man, because it's predictable to have a safe house. It's predictable to have a safe house It's predictable to have a You know regular set of releases Coming out every week or what have you It's predictable you gotta keep them guessing It's like are Tim and Guy still going Kinda Sorta I mean we're recording stuff
Starting point is 00:04:58 But then we just we yank the cord at the last moment Is what we're doing that's what we're up to now We're just a man and a donkey That's right That it's good to be back we've got uh you can hear me uh rustling my mail bag that was actually me just jostling some pens in a mug uh and we've got we've got ample ample correspondence to enjoy thanks to your generous minds and fingers presumably unless some of you type uh via a method that i'm not familiar with so i'll kick us off with this one and before you do guy if you do uh input sort of text into your devices in an alternative way
Starting point is 00:05:38 hey reach out and let us know i'm very interested to know what that is. I'd like to think some people, like an old-timey businessman, dictate them. Dictated, not read. Signed, J.P. Peterman. Dear Tim Ballerina and a human guy, you goddamn assholes had to go and cancel the worst idea. I get it. Three seasons is plenty and you two have lives to live,
Starting point is 00:06:04 but you stupid motherfuckers had to go and ask what other people could do with the format exclamation mark question mark exclamation mark question mark the audacity you've made it look so easy that i managed to coerce my best friend into watching transformers 5 every week this year in anticipation for the Bumblebee movie. Already so misguided. Open parenthesis. Coming to a theater near you, December 21, 2018. Close parenthesis.
Starting point is 00:06:39 We've seen it 20 times now, and every week it doesn't get any easier. Our podcast, because of course we started a podcast is called all aboard the hype train choo-choo choose a mine not the writers and i hate you tim for letting me think this was a reasonable thing to do and i quote i'd like to see what other people can do with the format that's's what you said, Tim. Close quote. And I listen to you like a fool. Guy, you're all right, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Keep up the good work. Say my name or don't. I'm sorry for getting mad at you, Tim. You didn't deserve that. I hope we can still be friends. Elijah. I like it when people write in to try and play us off against each other, but I don't like it when I come out second best.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Well, welcome to my world. and the great words of louis armstrong is that did he sing no he didn't sing welcome to my world what a wonderful old and new zealand yeah i know welcome to my world won't you come on in it's a weird song there are a whole lot of weird songs like that going on in the 60s that you hear them on ads and you're like what was the other purpose of this song it's madness jim reeves um i had some comments for you that was the original songwriter or singer jim reeves who the fuck is jim reeves writer of songs i guess um while you look for jim reeves information because we are not letting this thread go yet i'll just address some comments to elijah number one take some goddamn personal responsibility for your actions my friend if you want to go ahead and
Starting point is 00:08:21 make a podcast about the precursor to bumblebee, you know, do it, enjoy it, love it, celebrate it, put it out there. Don't come crying to me because you did something you don't like and you feel like you have to keep going with it, all right? It's not my deal. All I did was allow people who asked specifically if they could come into the pool and I said, mate, the water's fine. Have a splash around. You don't like it?
Starting point is 00:08:44 Jump out. The ladder's there. Maybe start starting the shallows have fun never dive into the shallow end though common misconception the most dangerous i'd also like you to know jim reeves or james travis reeves was an american country and popular music singer-songwriter. He was known as Gentleman Jim, and he lived from August 20, 1923 to July 31, 1964. That's quite a young death, only at 40. So all of our best to Jim and his family, and also Tim. This isn't entirely related, but speaking of worlds and world records,
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'd just like to give a huge shout-out to our friends over at Pixar on the roaring success that has been Incredibles 2, released just recently. They have smashed Frozen for the highest-grossing animated film at the box office, and that film looks like a lot of fun. I certainly can't wait to get my family down to the cinema and spend some of my hard-earned on supporting local cinema. I mean, none of what you just said is accurate or truthful.
Starting point is 00:09:55 It's actually not out in New Zealand for, I think, six years from now as well, which is disappointing. Well, that's a shame. But the good news is, I think coming out soon in new zealand is solo a star wars story and while certainly a different type of film uh there really is something for everyone in that powerful disney canon uh a heck of a corporation the happiest place on earth not according to current uh box office statistics jack writes hey guys i only recently discovered your now finished podcast a
Starting point is 00:10:25 few weeks ago after enjoying several podcasts that guys guessed it on i decided to give it a go and i wish i'd done it so sooner oh i wish i had done so sooner it was quite surreal listening to you both border insanity and despondence probably should be your uh through seasons two and three after finishing the last season i have since started season one anyway just wanted to reach out and express my fondness for the podcast and how eager i am for any work you two wish to pursue jack jameson you can say my name i like the formality of uh jack's email there i love i love uh you can say my name after the fact you know it's uh you're playing fast and loose with how things work in terms of chronology
Starting point is 00:11:06 i don't think so because where you put your name is the sign off at the end you see that's what people are yeah i guess it's true triggered by but often you'd say in the in the leading sentence before that well i'm glad that uh you you migrated over from guest appearances obviously our podcast is superior to all other podcasts and uh by way of our next project i was just messaging uh the designer who is a vital cog in the machine of the podcast going live uh eddie tim you know eddie yeah he sent me a very curious question last night on facebook that segued into a regular conversation. He said, Guy, did you work as a production runner on New Zealand's Next Top Model? Which you did.
Starting point is 00:11:49 That's right, I did. Famously. Famously. Well, not famously. And actually, I'd just like to say again, for those of you, for the stat heads out there, can you imagine this? The Incredibles 2, the sequel to the 2004, I believe,
Starting point is 00:12:04 smash, The Incredibles 2 The sequel to the You know 2004 I believe Smash The Incredibles It It Raked in 183.2 million dollars At the domestic box office This weekend
Starting point is 00:12:13 So it soared past Frozen For the biggest animated film Opening in box office history Fuck I couldn't care less Truly In this moment By nearly 50 Million dollars Oh no it was Finding Dory Not Frozen I'm mistaken Finding Dory Another fantastic film Fuck, I couldn't care less. Truly. By nearly $50 million.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Oh, no, it was Finding Dory. Not Frozen, I'm mistaken. Finding Dory, another fantastic film by our friends at Pixar. Huge shout out to everyone working in the Disney Corporation. Fat Cat. And speaking of... Oh, you go. I was going to read another message.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Fuck it. Go on then. Off you go. I'm going to sit over here. Am I doing something to annoy you, Tim? Not at all. Go on then. Off you go. I'm going to sit over here. Am I doing something to annoy you, Tim? Not at all. Go on. Good evening, gentlemen. I've recently gotten on board the podcast
Starting point is 00:12:54 and I'm up to ep 40 or so of Sex and the City 2. Being the masochist I am, I decided to look up an interview with Mattress Pikelet King. What I discovered was profoundly disturbing. Mattress Pikelet King is the spitting image of Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek Forever After. Now, I'd quickly like to say, while Shrek and its following properties were made at DreamWorks, that doesn't necessarily negate them from being valid and interesting animated films. I myself have no axe to grind or you know anything against Dreamworks
Starting point is 00:13:26 in fact I think they've created some fantastic I mean the animation is always the same and the stories don't quite move along at the same clip but you know good on them for giving it a go anyway forgive me if this is something you noticed back in the day and also for this message being deeply untypical at this juncture but I thought I'd bring it to your attention
Starting point is 00:13:42 nonetheless what we have here Tim is an image of Mattress Pikelet King next to Rumpelstiltskin as rendered in Shrek Forever After. And I think it'd be fair to say the resemblance is uncanny. Yeah, I had a quick Google image on the first go-round of this message and I tell you what, folks, play at home. It's worth your while. There's a really striking, surely a striking resemblance.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Mattress Parklet King, I kind of forgot, he's got a very distinctive look. And he looks quite different between the different photos of himself. Could be a whole different person. Maybe it is. Maybe Google's done a bad job of cataloging the images. That's the guy.
Starting point is 00:14:24 And just for those of you who are curious i mean salen.com obviously uh very well respected review website and pop culture website uh their reviewer matthew rosa said do you remember when superhero movies were light-hearted popcorn fair instead of overwrought epics the incredibles 2 which is absolutely delightful, recalls that time. I mean, that's reason enough for me to take my kids, round them up, get them in the van and head on down to the local cinema. And in the summer heat, you know, there can often be nothing better than stepping inside an air-conditioned cinema and enjoying some of the
Starting point is 00:14:57 pure escapism made available by our good friends at Disney and all of their sort of subsidiary companies and properties. You can't see this on a podcast, obviously obviously but i am exasperated by this fat cat tim bet and the guy full monty montgomery number one sorry for any typos i'm texting this whole goddamn email on my phone since i'm at work number two you can't know how good it is to listen to a podcast where no one is talking about fucking donald twump uh i think the r and the e got flipped around there you make me happy it may be sad that seeing a new friend zone in my feed is the best thing of my day but there's life man number three guy you were so damn pissed off at the world at the end of the we are your friends viewing viewings uh you
Starting point is 00:15:41 seem to be in a more zen-like place now. Namaste, brother. Number four. My daughter is an incessantly sarcastic person. She didn't fall far from the tree. She made this website for her college class. It is so goddamn funny, but you have to take some time to click on all the options and all the pages. I think you'd like it. Post it on your website or Twitter it, baby.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Number five. You are the face Of the forces of love In the world Your podcast Will heal our collective angst Peace Say my name
Starting point is 00:16:12 Brian Beamer Sent from my iPhone He's signed off In hilarious fashion Love that If you want to go To the website That Brian has referenced
Starting point is 00:16:24 It is AnnaliseMarie.wixsite.com slash movie, and that's spelled A-N-A-L-E-I-S-E-M-A-R-I-E. Anna-Malise Marie. Great name. Yeah, and great website too. There are a lot of laughs in there. So if you have the time or inclination be sure to check it out i just quickly like to go slightly off topic here tim
Starting point is 00:16:49 and say uh to barry hurts who's a reviewer for the globe and mail up in toronto um mate it's fine that you don't enjoy every movie you watch but you don't need to take it out on the the fantastic the incomparable Incredibles 2, which is the latest offering from our friends. Have you seen the Incredibles 2? No, but I tell you, I can't wait to round up my daughters. It's a lot of superlatives. A lot of superlatives for a man who hasn't seen it, a guy. Porsche Cayenne.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And head on down to the local cinema where I'll be buying us all Gold Class tickets because there's only one way to engage with the fine medium that is movies. And I'll be buying popcorns and wine spritzers for the lot of us. I mean, sure, my girls are only five and six, but it's a spritzer, so why don't you fucking lay off?
Starting point is 00:17:35 Anyway, Barry Hurts, who called it big, annoying, and mostly pointless, can go and fuck himself. Do you want to share any poll quotes from that reviewer, which has drawn your ire that was that was the one that got me big annoying and mostly pointless uh it sounds like you're describing your bald head barry oh hey tim and guy thought i'd send you another message after a year and a half i'm very proud to be the reason for your raunchy profanity laden podcast only pre-episode
Starting point is 00:18:04 warning that made me laugh and something i'll cherish forever even though it was a real life Proud to be the reason for your raunchy, profanity-laden podcast's only pre-episode warning that made me laugh and something I'll cherish forever, even though it was a real-life nightmare. Speaking of nightmares, 2017 was great for me, but 2018? It's off to a real pile of shit. The beginning of April, I was in a horrific car crash while listening to the podcast. horrific car crash while listening to the podcast not the two related but i had a seizure while driving my son to daycare and hit a tree heading uh hit a tree going about 60 mile head on going about 60 miles an hour or 95 k's uh no warning needed though as no one was killed and my son wasn't even injured however i was not so lucky i broke both ankles my right foot had nearly
Starting point is 00:18:44 every bone broken and my right arm was shattered that being said i'm doing fine now and started physical therapy to start walking again in the next month or so uh this was written sort of about three weeks ago so hopefully you're well on your way uh all this to say i've still been listening to you lovely boys brave boys beautiful boys and wait lying in a hospital bed staring at a ceiling until the next episode comes out so i can't send money this time but i won't have any for a long time thanks to the american health care system ps attached is a picture of my car after the accident and tim i wouldn't be overstating it when i say this car is fucking destroyed so uh neil i'm sorry to hear about the incident i'm very relieved to hear that
Starting point is 00:19:28 both you and your son are okay and that you're on your way to recovery uh my oldest sister was involved in a very intensive uh horse accident actually a few years ago a horse landed on her and crushed uh and a similar number of bones including a punctured or collapsed lung and she also had to go through physical therapy to learn how to walk again and uh i don't know if you're in the in the market for inspirational stories but that woman has got a real pep in her step now she just uh by way of celebration uh climbed the three highest peaks in the united kingdom not two years after the incident. So anything is possible.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I wish you a speedy recovery. Thank you for listening. Obviously, you don't need to sweat giving us any money. You've got a life to live, man. And I say that to everyone, unless you've got surplus cash, in which case, fucking cough it up. But Neil, yeah, sincere wishes uh for a speedy recovery
Starting point is 00:20:27 i would echo all those sentiments neil and guy i'd like to direct a question to you do you ever have a look at the other members of your family and then maybe have a look in the mirror and just think what happened there uh well certainly when i look at my two beautiful daughters, I think, wow. I mean, I cannot wait to get these girls in the Porsche Cayenne, head on down to the local cinema and see a film that was described by revered critic
Starting point is 00:20:57 Thomas Lafley of Time Out as, at a time when movie screens are clogged with indistinguishable superheroes, Incredibles 2 rises above the noise with its defiantly humane soul. And I mean, I look to everyone working at Disney and also my beautiful girls, Judith and Denise, as inspiration. So yeah, I guess I do look at my daughters and think, wow, how did that happen? How did a guy like me get so lucky? Judith and Denise, family names on your side,
Starting point is 00:21:26 or is that from the mother's side of the family? Judith. Judith. Yeah, Judith. The biblical name. Oh, Judith, I see. I-T-H. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Their mother and I decided together, we chose the names. We wrote down every letter in the alphabet 10 times and we put them in a hat and drew them out at random. I mean, the fact that they all lined up, not just in sort of, you know, arrangements that can be pronounced, but as recognized names. And traditionally, I mean, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:01 names associated with women is nothing short of a miracle. Yeah. Well done, you. Dear Gynomite. I'm going to take that again. Here we go. Dear Gynomite and TimNT, I am writing to you to share three important things. Thing the first.
Starting point is 00:22:21 At lunch recently, I saw a young woman wearing an All Blacks shirt. Considering I live in northern Colorado, this struck me as very odd. I did not have the nerve to actually say anything to her, but pointing it out did give me a chance to share Guy's bit of trivia about the badminton team being called the Black Cocks, which my friends found very funny. Thing the second. Not to dredge up old conflicts but i was listening to a podcast
Starting point is 00:22:45 and the american speaker said ray lee north carolina if people who live here don't know how to pronounce it i think it's only fair to give everyone else a pass thing the third thank you for your wonderful silly podcast and for continuing to release your delightful director's commentaries and movie reviews i just moved in the last few weeks and listening to your to you boys was a welcome ray of sunshine and all the stress your shenanigans have kept me smiling through many hours of packing cleaning moving unpacking and generally wondering why i thought moving was a good idea and your podcast has become one of my go-tos for when i'm feeling out of sorts generally as it never fails to cheer me up now that things have settled down on that front I am excited to be able to throw you some change
Starting point is 00:23:29 metaphorically of course as my aim is rather poor to say thank you for the many hours of entertainment and more incidents than I can count of having to explain to my co-workers why I suddenly burst out laughing for no reason while I'm walking down the hall or working in lab
Starting point is 00:23:44 all the best to you good smart boys colleen s well heartwarming message yeah that's beautiful colleen uh as someone who's also recently moved or you know has been known to move around uh you know it's not always going to feel good but patience is key i you've got to ride out the hard months. In fact, if I could recommend a text, maybe Inside Out's always a good watch. It's about a move. That's right, Tim. Inside Out is a fan. So is Toy Story.
Starting point is 00:24:19 They love moving, don't they, Pixar? Yeah, yeah. Inside Out is a great film, of course. That's a 2015 Pixar property, Pixar subsidiary of Walt Disney Pictures, directed by Pete Docter and co-directed by Ronnie Del Carmen, produced by Jonas Rivera.
Starting point is 00:24:36 The screenplay by Pete Docter, Meg LaFave and Josh Cooley. Story by Pete Docter and Ronnie Del Carmen. We all know this. I mean, look, this is a podcast, mate. We can't just repeat information everyone already knows. They're going to tune out. It's boring, you know?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Okay. Well, I'm not going to give you any more reason to watch it then, but rest assured, it's a heck of a good time. Now, this one here says, Heyo, boys. Got turned on to the show via Blart Death and the McElroys. Love it. And chugged through it all in the last few months.
Starting point is 00:25:08 My girlfriend thinks it's really weird that I know a lot about the Sex and the City characters without ever having watched the show. Unfortunately, I was still catching up while you were wrapping up, so I missed your shows in LA. However, I just got a travel grant to attend a conference in your bucolic Antipodean home country. I'm pretty stoked, as I've wanted to visit New Zealand my whole life. The conference is in Dunedin in August, so definitely not the best time of year to visit,
Starting point is 00:25:31 but I'll be stopping in Auckland to visit a friend from high school. Then we'll likely travel around for a week before the conference if you have any recommendations, especially for things to do in the late winter and or want to grab a pint. Let me know. want to grab a pint let me know uh well ben i will be in uh america at this point but tim will most probably be there uh august is you're not quite turning the corner of the spring you are still very much in winter you'll be able to get up the mountain if that is what tickles you uh also i would recommend as i do to anyone visiting new zealand if you can drive get yourself a car get down in that south island and just get around the perimeter of it i mean the perimeter of it it's a
Starting point is 00:26:09 it's a it's one of the most beautiful places in the world uh and you're gonna have a heck of a good time i second that she's gonna be nippy out there particularly you know down down south in dunedin that time of year bring your your Long Johns but it's going to be beautiful so also bring a camera bring a camera, wrap it in Long Johns that way it won't bang around in your bag and when you get to your destination you'll be able to pull out your Long Johns put them on, whip out the camera, take some photos
Starting point is 00:26:37 while you're in Auckland hey, go to the Classic, see some comedy the Classic is New Zealand's only comedy bar we've only got one but she's bloody good. Yeah, that's right. A sincere congratulations to the founding father of the Classic and the godfather of New Zealand comedy, Scott Blanks,
Starting point is 00:26:58 who has recently made a member of the New Zealand Order of Merit for services to comedy, which is no minor feat. And of course, also, I ask and say congratulations to Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell, Huck Milner, Catherine Kenner, and Bob Odenkirk for their fantastic work in The Incredibles 2, a film I'm looking forward to getting the whole family down to.
Starting point is 00:27:21 What do you think is the American equivalent for an Order of Mer in new zealand you were trying to explain it to a yank what would you say it's like uh maybe is it like a what is the medal the president gives out the freedom presidential medal of freedom i think it's possibly because you meet the queen if you get if you get the order of merit you meet the queen don't you no uh no i don't even think you meet the queen if you get knighted which is the top honor you can get oh she's so old order of the order of she is you look like you're ready for bed or for her to pop off. I'm not quite sure how to gauge you.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I was just thinking about how old she was and I got tired. Can you imagine? I'm 29 and off at like 2 to 4 p.m. I need a little lie down. She's over 90. Shout out to anyone over 90 listening to the podcast. Fucking A. So many shout outs in this episode uh gentlemen my wife and i spent more
Starting point is 00:28:28 money than we should have to rent a beach house in north carolina this week for the record it's nowhere near raleigh really really you decide anywho there's a shelf of dvds and what's first uh the first one i noticed yep Yep, grown-ups too. As I value my marriage, I'll be spending the next seven days on the beach and or a swimming pool, but I must confess that part of me wants to experience Patty Schwartz party time five or ten times. You're all good boys, brave boys. You are intercontinental boys. Say my name.
Starting point is 00:29:03 His name's Dan. His name is Dan Lee. His name's's dan lee and he's at a beach house i want to share some of the other titles in the stack with you guy we have from the cbs video club my first lady we've got a very discoloured and old Princess and the Pea presented by the Fairytale Theatre. A film called Bloodwork, which I'm not familiar with. The old classic Dirty Dancing, R.I.P. Patrick. And a film called Boys of Fall associated with a man called Kenny Chesney,
Starting point is 00:29:43 for his name is also on the spine accompanying the title of the flick. Oh, and Gone Girl, but I'd avoid that. Oh, and Lord of the Rings, a Kiwi connection. Yeah, it's a classic. Interestingly here, not a lot of Disney properties in there, but that's okay. Well, actually, I can see, who did Monsters, Inc.?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Is that a, that's Dreamworks, i can see who did monsters inc is that a uh that's dreamworks yes no no no no no no no no no no both monsters inc and its incredible sequel monsters university uh made at the home of animated film pixar okay that's that's good when judith and denise grow up and uh are on way off to university, a time of change in any young person's life. I can't wait to sit down with a big old five-gallon bottle of wine and really chug through both Motsers University and that five-gallon bottle of wine with my two sweet girls. There's just a little corner of it peaking in the picture i'm not sure if i've
Starting point is 00:30:45 guessed correct i might i'm going to forge you this email guy so you can verify the claim um but on that note uh look let's get this out of here let's have a conversation out loud through the friendzone guy how did you a conversation with eddie go because um really this this podcast is good to go least for the art. That's it. It's the final piece of the puzzle. I would say within 24 hours, that podcast will be live. Eddie said he's got tonight to finish the image
Starting point is 00:31:14 and then we're out of here. Oh, well, I have to bang the thing up as well. There is one more step. Yeah, yeah. But I'm confident in my abilities. We're on our way. Also, as you can see in the background here tim i've been building a bed today it's an ikea bed it's like lego that you sleep on and uh i've never felt so practical in all my years okay hey good on you getting out there making things fantastic beds following the instructions you're literally making a bed though when people
Starting point is 00:31:47 say i'm gonna go make my bed they're fucking lying to you they're gonna tidy it up you're actually making a bed that's true it's a beautiful bed it's got a headboard i've never had a headboard i can't remember having a headboard they're quite fancy aren't they it's gonna have doors under it no drawers not doors drawers chuck chuck a door under there as well you know let's get all the furniture i think it's one or the other there's not room for both no no uh here's how i see it working in your room floor door rocking chair drawer bed so it's sort of um it's quite a cube of uh you just want all of your furniture in one spot stacked up just so and then a small little ladder so you can ascend to your restful slumber at top your mountain of wood my dude i hear. I've just got an email from someone who's reminding me I have missed a deadline.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Oh, baby. So I'm going to be dealing with that. So nice to see you, Tim, and all of you listening along. Thank you for continuing with us on our journey into obsolescence. And be sure, if you are in North America, to get along to the cinema, support local film, and check out The Great Incredibles 2 at your nearest opportunity.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Huge shout-out to our sponsors, Disney. No, no. You can't just say someone's sponsoring us if they're not giving us any money. In what form does the sponsorship take? Just making movies you enjoy? That's not sponsorship, mate. What do you mean we can't do that we literally invented that form of sponsorship four years ago yeah you're right but it feels
Starting point is 00:33:31 it feels uh a lot more organic when it's a mom and pop pizza chain blaze pizza is a fucking monster now uh anyway i'll be seeing you soon tim and to those of you listening i'll be seeing you also soon i actually quick announcement uh on july oh shit uh july stay in the groove monty you've got this no i'm in the groove july 20th here in new york city at the beautiful union hall uh it's 7 30 p.30pm myself and Alice Sneddon will be doing a Split Bill stand-up comedy show at the home of live comedy in New York City, so that is
Starting point is 00:34:11 at 7.30pm on July the 20th, Alice Sneddon of Bones of the Heart fame, Guy Montgomery of Guy Montgomery fame if you're interested in that please get along, it's going to be a great night out kisses and love to you all, goodbye If you're interested in that, please get along. It's going to be a great night out.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Kisses and love to you all. Goodbye. Well, it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy. Come to the friend zone and have a good time. Yes, it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy because making friends is the best idea of all time.

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