The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Sixty Three

Episode Date: December 11, 2017

The boiz recorded this Friendzone AFTER the final episode, which isn't out at the time of this Friendzone's release. Bit of a headf*ck. In this lovely 'Zone, our beloved brave boiz hear an incredibly ...detailed and well written account of Justin McElroy's potential Sex and The City/Transformers mash up/sequel. Also some good news and less good news from an old pal and his wife's medical plight, a listener who appreciate the boiz' lack of discrimination and rugby chatter PLUS an impending honeymoon in New Zealand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well it's the friend zone, with Tim and Guy, come to the friend zone, and have a good time, yes it's the friend zone, with Tim and Guy, cause making friends is the best idea of all time. Hello and welcome to the friend zone, the first recorded friend zone since, well not in the stream, but for Tim and I, we have walked free. Well, not in the stream, but for Tim and I, we have walked free, largely unscathed from our three and a half year art project, The Worst Idea of All Time. Tim, how are you? I'm good. See, it's a little bit tricky, isn't it, with these podcasts? This is coming out before the last episode. In some ways, it's kind of cool. You know, it's adding a bit of juice to the finale and how prestigious that episode is. Or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Undoubtedly. I look forward to that last episode coming out. I remember not a lot of the details of the record, but I had such a good time. We'll leave it with you, folks. We came in pretty hot. We had a few beers before. We had a few beers during the watch with our lovely friend. And then we had a few beers during the show itself.
Starting point is 00:01:08 So you put all those beers together, and it equals more than one, less than infinity. I actually thought it was quite nice. I mean, we certainly did have a few beers, but I felt like, I'm not afraid to say this, on the record, I went out in the middle to do a beer run and i had in my pocket a medical marijuana joint for my golly i don't you know for my astigmatism which i don't actually have but for the sake of the story you know the legality of it will say i do and i had but a small amount
Starting point is 00:01:38 of it and i gotta say it turned the entire world upside down how that marijuana is you know for medicinal use is absolutely beyond me unless like you i don't know it's it's so strong they grow very differently in california that's for sure they do not mess around thank you for that it sounds like you're in the great outdoors guy i am thank you for noticing i'm in the nation's capital, Wellington, of God's own, and it actually might be quite windy, so apologies if the sound quality in this is fucking atrocious, but I wanted to get some fresh air. I'm staying at my sister's house, which is lovely.
Starting point is 00:02:17 It's a beautiful day here, which is, I have to confess, kind of rare for Wellington, but, mate, life's good. Life's fucking good. I'm happy for you. They say you can't beat Wellington on a good day day tim can can the day you're experiencing be beaten uh it's slightly probably yesterday beat today so far it's just there's a little bit of wind and a little bit of cloud but it is just a gorgeous temp i am picking that up uh well should we kick this thing off with some of our wonderful uh i would love it i would love it if you would let's dive in this one reads hey it's rob slash jergan again
Starting point is 00:02:51 i didn't expect to think of a new theory this late in the game but justin mcelroy just blew the sex in the city canon wide open we now know and then just straight into it by the way we now know that the movie takes place in the same universe as The Transformers. Transformers, of course, is a franchise about robots from outer space invading and conquering the humans of Earth. But what about a robot from Earth? Would he choose to side with his robot brethren from beyond the stars or protect the planet he's come to call home?
Starting point is 00:03:20 In other words, what is Dickbot's role in this war? I think it'd be the emotional core of the story. There'd have to be a lot more to make the movie over two and a half hours. Sunset, slow-mo running through the desert, racial and gay stereotypes. Wow, these franchises mesh better than I realized. But I'd like to present my treatment for Dickbot's arc. I call it, quotations, I mean, obviously no, because it floats on water but
Starting point is 00:03:47 metaphorically speaking open on dick bot and samantha having sex on the hood of a car the same scene from the end of sex and city 2 can i just say as an aside here i love it when movies start at the same point as the preceding movie ended i find find it so satisfying. God, I'm so simple. It's so good. Samantha is enraptured, but Dickbot's face shows he's clearly uninterested. Their bodies turn translucent, and we see a wide wave pattern that peaks with Samantha's heartbeat. Superimposed over it is a much narrower wave
Starting point is 00:04:17 that matches the fast-moving pistons that send oil through Dickbot's body. Once Samantha is climaxed, Dickbot walks away while contemplative music plays. Then he looks up and sees a spaceship fly through the upper atmosphere, heading west towards New York. He smiles. His time has come.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I didn't intend that to be a sex pun. How is come spelt? It's C-O-M-E, but he has written, I didn't intend that to be a sex pun, but I'm leaving it in there. Nice. Later, a fight takes place in New York between between megatron and optimus prime unless he's dead in this scene then use a different autobot until he's resurrected the battle is vicious but eventually megatron is driven back and quarantined on the island of manhattan autobots holding
Starting point is 00:04:54 brooklyn and the other boroughs and shooting any decepticons who try to cross the rivers megatron rants that he needs a quizling someone who understands humans to manage the island so he can send all his forces at his opponents without fear of a human revolt. From camera left, enter Dickbot. Dickbot, I can be your viceroy, Megatron. Megatron, what is this? Another pathetic human come to grovel for mercy? Dickbot, I am no human, but metal and oil as are you. And I assure my content for them is far greater than yours.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Megatron, I see. If this is true, then your services could be useful How would you control these humans, dickbot? It would be an easy task Except for one man That is my price You must help me destroy Brady the Rat King Fuck yes Cut to airport interior
Starting point is 00:05:41 Text appears reading Los Angeles International Airport We see panicked people running about, talking frantically on phones, arguing with towels, etc. Then the back of a man's head appears. We follow him as he strides purposely towards a counter whose sign reads LaGuardia, New York City. In his right hand is a MacBook Pro box.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Later, we've seen the machinations of Megatron and Dickbot as they send thousands of tiny Decepticons into the sewers, slaughtering rats and forcing Brady to the surface. Now Brady, a swarm of rats behind him, and Dickbot face one another across a deserted intersection. The two are breathing heavily and battered. It is clear the next clash will be the final one. Voice.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Wait! The camera turns to James Reid from the feelers, holding a MacBook Pro box. Dickbot. It's too late to beg for mercy, human. James Reid from the feelers. a macbook pro box dick pot it's too late to beg for mercy human james read from the feelers i'm not here to beg a friend of mine got a little sentimental and wanted to give you a gift he hands over the box dick pot opens it and inside is a usb stick we see him hesitate but his curiosity gets the better of him and he plugs it into a usb drive hidden under his hair admittedly it's a little self-serving the words echo and we see them
Starting point is 00:06:43 transform into waves and the waves enter dick pot's ears and get narrower as they pass through his brain. My friend Cole realized the reason why humans and machines don't get along is because we don't live at the same speeds, so we can't understand each other. We continue to see the waves get narrower as they pass through Dick Bot's body. Robot's oil circulation is faster than human heartbeats, so we made a program that lets you hear our words at the speed of your heartbeat. In quotations. Now you don't just hear us.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You feel us. Brady, so you're saying you can now feel everything we feel? Dickpot. I can. I understand now. You're not just different from us. You're not just different from us. Not just slower.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I thought with the way you vaporized each other at Hiroshima and Nagasaki and a thousand other places that you were hopelessly violent but your lives are as important to you as as our continued existence is to us we wish to live in peace to thrive and you want the same things don't you you deserve just as much as we do Dick Bott looks up at Megatron perched off a skyscraper and I won't let anyone take that away from you fights lots of fighting probably an hour's worth of explosions and tedium but it ends with the heroes victorious and the decepticons fleeing into space brady his rats and dick bot are standing together on a roof watching the sunset
Starting point is 00:07:54 dick bot and so another day passes but different than the last after all our battles i never thought you and your army would be my allies brady no not allies we are your friends oh my god the end fuck me that was really good thank you so much rob that was incredible rob man that was so neat and so good such a complete arc it was better than any of the absolute horse shit that we just improvised over the course of our time. Fuck, that was cool. Good on you, Rob. I've really got nothing to add.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I'm speechless. It was so good. Gobsmacked. Here's a message, Guy. It says, Hey, Tim and Guy. I went on Stitcher Premium listening to season one at the moment.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I wanted to tell you how fun it is to listen to you stumble upon things like The Shining Light and Patty Schwartz Party Time. I just can't conjure the right words to do so because I made a mistake. I watched the movie. I should have listened. I didn't. This is by far the worst of all three films you did. I feel dead inside.
Starting point is 00:09:00 You guys are insane. Oh, excuse me. That was a little burp. All right, that's it. Love the the podcast you've earned your freedom long ago l-e-m-l-e-d live every moment blah blah kiss from bram bram bram's listening on that bloody stitch a premium loveliness which is where season one lives and where season one will live for a little while I got my dates confused but I think it's there till like at least August
Starting point is 00:09:29 of 2018 and what are we? December 2017 yeah it remains you know visible yet on the other side of an invisible line but the way to get over the line is to pay someone money.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Stitch it? Or how? Yeah, sure. Yeah, I think they're the same now. Okay. Hey, here's something. Bloody Andrew has sent us 25 God's honest dollars backed by the American government,
Starting point is 00:10:02 and he's written the following message. Hey, Dainty Tim and Guy the Mint I don't really get that. Guy the M-T-N dot. Is that mountain? Is that a contraction of mountain? Dainty Tim and Guy the Mountain? M-T-N dot. I don't know. Continue.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I'm sending you one twentieth of a Patrick King because I love you both but I think you're I love your cyst more than you guy miss that latimus fuck boy oh grizzly i have been listening for a while now and i'm not quite up uh so in the off chance you read this in the friend zone i would get the great pleasure of hearing it in the future in any case i was just enjoying we are your friends episode 33 where timbo was in Kyoto
Starting point is 00:10:45 and I was personally reminiscing about that magical city, how I recently got engaged there to the most perfect glass at the top of the Fushimi Inari Shrine, a very sweaty four-mile hike that is not necessarily recommended after 10 miles of walking around other temples that day. Well, I was super pleased to hear that in the very next episode, Tim said he himself was engaged, and I was curious to hear if it was also in Kyoto. Well, I won't make this too much longer, but I want you both to know that you are the only podcast
Starting point is 00:11:14 I've ever donated to, because I think I should support you to continue to bring Kiwi pleasures to my ears. Those McElroy twits have enough support. Just kidding. You're both brave boys, good boys, and two of my favourite boys on the casts uh keep up the great work and maybe I'll be able to catch a show of yours and my honeymoon to New Zealand next year if you have any great travel suggestions
Starting point is 00:11:34 I'm all ears kisses Andrew Zimmerman Andrew Zimmerman I say to you the same thing I say to anyone visiting New Zealand rent a car and drive the fuck around the perimeter of the south island you will not regret it yeah that's no gag that is going to be a beautiful experience for you and andrew it depends when you're there but hopefully uh it will fall during you know uh a prosperous time for new zealand comedy which is commonly known as a new zealand comedy festival around april may. So keep an eye out on the internet. There's a lot to fuck around with there. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I've got something for you. Hold on. And let me just answer this question as well. You say dig, get engaged in Kyoto. A beautiful place to get engaged. Yeah. What a little quinky dink. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I also looked up MTN. It's a mobile telecommunications company based out of Johannesburg. Yeah I'm sure that's what he meant. Yeah yeah so am I. Dear Tim and dear guy
Starting point is 00:12:33 long time listener first time caller. Fuck I love that turn of phrase. You're on the air caller. Go ahead. I used to listen to a
Starting point is 00:12:41 lot of radio sport when I was younger and a lot of the people would call up and say, long-time listener, sometimes I wouldn't even... That's a nasty little cough you got there. Oh, no, it's all good. You good?
Starting point is 00:12:53 Don't worry about that. Yeah, yeah, always. Anyway, I used to love it. I called up once when I was like 13 and got really nervous. I wanted to say long-time listener, first-time caller, but I was too nervous, I forgot. Anyway... Radio is an incredibly nerve-wracking medium to interact with when you ring you ain't kidding man it's terrifying
Starting point is 00:13:09 out there dear tim and dear guy long time listener first time caller i first heard about you guys when checking out death blart and was to put it politely fucking flabbergasted to hear two kiwi voices alongside the mackleroys I immediately checked out the project and got up to date as fast as I could. I'm 17, living in Auckland and identify as gender non-binary and I just wanted to say it's been genuinely amazing to hear
Starting point is 00:13:36 two Kiwi comedians doing such a long running series and managing to make so many gut bustingly funny jokes without resorting to making women, transgender people or disabled people the punchline. And while it doesn't sound like too hard of a task, it seems as if a lot of comedians in our country have a bit of trouble talking about anything other than that or rugby,
Starting point is 00:13:55 which you've also done a tremendous job of avoiding. Well, not if I had my way with the podcast. I continue. Anyway, it's especially amazing hearing an apology after what happened with the wachowski sisters considering the amount of people claiming to care about trans issues who stoutly refuse to apologize for misgendering people the atmosphere you boys create with the podcast is a warm welcoming one and as a teenager who's had to deal with all the struggles of stupid teen drama, mental health issues, and gender stuff throughout this year, I want to say from the bottom of my heart,
Starting point is 00:14:28 thank you for helping me and countless others, as evidenced by the friend zones, get through the garbage fire that's been 2017. You're good boys. You're brave boys. And most importantly, you're boys who aren't afraid to be themselves and encourage others to do the same.
Starting point is 00:14:43 You're doing the Lord's work. I'm an'm an atheist though so perhaps that means fuck all p.s if this makes it into a friend zone before the series wraps up say my name as my facebook name isn't my real one because what kind of masochist would publicly broadcast their thoughts as a teenager on the internet yours faithfully perhaps the most intelligent 17 year old i've ever heard of kenny rogers well that might just be the perfect message it took us uh what 62 friend zones that was made it that was the most uh wonderfully heartwarming message and sentiment and i am so glad that you find the podcast a delightful sunny refuge of comedy um yeah that's so sweet thank you so much absolutely our intention kenny rogers uh
Starting point is 00:15:33 i hope life's good kenny as well i tell you what high school is a bag of dicks and i don't think people tell teenagers that enough but um you can get you can get mixed up in the head sometimes when you go to high school and uh you think that life's always going to be that hard. It fucking isn't, man. You get out of there, you can choose who you want to hang out with. Yeah. High school is fucking garbage for a lot of people. It gets better.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Also, I was a huge fan of Islands in the Stream. What was that? It's Kenny Rogers' song. Oh, sorry. Yeah, of course. You fuck. Okay. Here is a message from Stephen.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Greetings to my guy. If you end up reading this on the friend zone, my name is all yours. In that case, here we go. His last name is Krotzing. Krotzing. I just sent over a few dollars in card hold. I love that.
Starting point is 00:16:22 I love you already read out half his name, and he's like, you can say my name, and you're like, yeah, well, fucking what's up? Here's the surname. I just sent over a few dollars of cold, hard American legal tender in an effort to help you gents down the right side of the checkbook after your final, the worst idea of all time tour. Although I can't make it to any of the shows,
Starting point is 00:16:42 I wanted to make sure I fired off a message of support and encouragement. Your positivity, support for one another, and general cheery nature are appreciated more than you may realise. My girlfriend and I are in the midst of a challenging move from Chicago to San Francisco, and your familiar and hilarious band has been a regular way for us to feel more at home in our new city. You're good boys, you're supportive boys, and you're positive boys. If you are ever in lovely San Francisco and need to be whetted, please consider this an open invitation. Best of luck with your next endeavours, Stephen.
Starting point is 00:17:11 P.S. Some time ago, you read part of the Wikipedia page of Roy C. Sullivan, the fellow who was struck by lightning seven times. But you missed my favourite part. Quote, Sullivan turned to his car when something unexpected occurred. A bear approached the pond and tried to steal trout from his fishing line. Sullivan had the strength and courage to strike the bear with a tree branch.
Starting point is 00:17:32 He claimed that this was the 22nd time he hit a bear with a stick in his lifetime. Unquote. The man is a legend. Oh boy. I guess, I was going to say who keeps a tally of how many times you hit a bear with a stick but as someone who's never been close to that situation i can't speak to how well i can the answer is roy c sullivan look it up um steven in terms of your move man moving towns is hard sometimes guys going through it right now have you got any advice for steven
Starting point is 00:18:01 uh yeah man get out of the house and go put your phone down and just go for big walks around the neighborhoods it'll make the town feel uh both massive and also kind of yours and accessible it truly opens your mind you feel much better for it that's good advice yeah i've been doing it i've been i've been i've been running hot and cold uh since i moved here, and sometimes I feel like I've made the best decision, and sometimes I feel like I've really blown it. But ultimately, you know, no one forced me here,
Starting point is 00:18:38 so all I can do is do my best to enjoy it and know that the parts that make it hard at the beginning are what are going to make it feel even better when I uh sort of love it entirely what a phenomenal attitude think about Guy Montgomery's you don't always know there's turmoil going on in there because he just slaps a big old smile on his face the whole time so you're none the wiser yeah it's true and healthy yeah we'll go with that hello from Chicago To you brave and wonderful boys Just wanted to extend my gratitude For the many hours of entertainment and laughter
Starting point is 00:19:10 You've provided to all of your listeners Slash friends Your dulcet tones Tim I'm going to pause it here I would love to know the dictionary definition of dulcet Sweet and soothing Lovely Often used ironically
Starting point is 00:19:25 well fuck you very much Jeff you don't need that dictionary.com you son of a bitch get in your lane yeah I reckon that is such good shade from the dictionary god your dulcet tones really helped me through my last
Starting point is 00:19:41 gruelling stretch of grad school well hold it Guy can I ask you this do you think it's used ironically in this context or do you think it's genuine? Such is my hubris. I assume if anyone refers to my tones as dulcet that they are being sincere. Nice. And I refuse to recast my imaginings because of, you know, the immediate Google return for the word dulcet. Your dulcet tones really helped me through my last grueling stretch of grad school,
Starting point is 00:20:06 a truly stressful summer of job hunting, and now on my long commutes to and from work. Hey, way to join the workforce. Hey, congrats on that. No mean feat in this economy. In this economy? Fuck. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I cannot credit the tweet, but I have to tell you, I read one the other day. I wish I'd retweeted it. I don't know why I didn't but it was like you know that song my neck my back my pussy and my crack yes the tweet was just my neck my back my pussy and my crack in this economy and it fucking leveled me anyway it really didn't get you anytime you can't guy can i tell you what happened it cut out the the internet connection so you disappeared just after this i think you were right ramping to the punch line but i will never know so this is the beautiful poetry of how we do the friend zone you know oh that's true i guess you won't well until i listen to it i hope that someone
Starting point is 00:21:03 at home laughed along anytime i'm talking to people about podcasts, yours is always the first I mention and cannot tell enough people about how great it is. Best of luck in all your future endeavors. May Brady the Rat King watch over you as you join Coffee Guy on whatever adventure lies ahead, preferably with something other than Zoccoli's garbage song as your soundtrack.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Jeff, feel free to say my name if this makes it on the friend zone. Jeff. J-E-F-F It's Jeff. Fuck, I love a Jeff. I love a Jeff. I don't have enough Jeff in my life, actually. I could do with a little more Jeff.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Well, I just gave you one. How many Jeffs have you got over there, guy? In my life? Yeah oh not a lot i think we all need to um maybe ramp up the uh jeff quotient quota i don't i'm i'm just gonna check my phone how would you spell would you go j i've got one jeff in my life would you go j or g i used i used to be a big believer in um exclusively G Jeffs but I've really come around I think it's horses for courses at this point they're different names though I'll tell you that Jeff with a J is a is a guy who turns up at the Christmas party with a very loud shirt and he'll probably have two too many drinks but it's pretty
Starting point is 00:22:21 harmless he just gets a bit loud. Whereas Jeff with a G, he keeps it on the fucking straight and narrow the whole time. But you'll have a very deep, intense conversation about something that's going on in the news with him in a side corner for like 10 minutes, and you'll have a bloody good time doing it. And if it goes well, he might say, hey, you should come around to my place for a meal sometime. My wife,aret uh she does
Starting point is 00:22:47 the best meatloaf and you'll say sure thing and you'll go around there and then that's when he really comes into his own he's got a fantastic range of whiskeys that he'll share with you yeah he's got um he's got a really really dog, like probably a golden retriever with those kind of coats that you're like, this is the pelt of an Adonis. It's shiny like the sun. When I was on my walk today, I petted a dog, just like the one you described. It was outside of a store by itself,
Starting point is 00:23:17 and I offered it my hand, as one is encouraged to do. And I tell you, I gave it a good old roughhousing. And I mean that in a very sort of affectionate sense we had a good good little moment that's great how good are dogs eh they are good were you going to put another one in the chamber because i've got one here uh i you go ahead i've got more but you go ahead. Dear Guyana and Tim Skira. I think I've mispronounced that because I don't understand the reference, and I apologize for that. Brackets, this one's not a bit of a downer.
Starting point is 00:23:54 I wrote in a couple months ago concerning my wife's possible breast cancer and looking to solicit some good vibes from the friend zone. I can't tell you how uplifting it was to hear your kind words at a time when my wife and I needed it most. Well, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that after many mammograms, MRIs and biopsies, we discovered that she did in fact have breast cancer. The good news was that it hadn't spread further than her breast and that a mastectomy would likely resolve the problem. My wife, ever the optimist and super interested in mythology, started looking into the legends of the one-breasted Amazons, awesome, as she was about
Starting point is 00:24:28 to join their ranks. Setting aside the nonsense about them being immeasurably violent and savage, we instead focused on their strength and all-round coolness. She even got round to finally watching Wonder Woman and loved it. Now that surgery has come and gone and the pathology reports have come back all clear, all that remains is a restful recovery. I can't thank you enough for all the times you kind boys have kept me in your company, in various waiting rooms, doctor's offices and long drives. You're sweet boys, loving boys, you're tall boys.
Starting point is 00:24:58 And for that, I thank you. I know this journey through insanity is winding down, but I wanted to get in how much you Kiwi knuckleheads have meant to me before the last friendzone came and went. Breast of luck and feel free to say our names Tucker and Rain. P.S. don't think I'm not excited about the next Till Death Do Us Blart. I look forward to hearing what that rascally maybe Ghost Lane has been up to. Oh my god you guys really pulling on the heartstrings this time I tell you you what. Tucker and Rain, that is a hell of a journey that you guys have been through, and I'm so glad to hear that you're getting the all clear. And fucking it sounds like you two have got a wonderful partner in each other. Feels like there's a lot of love there, and you can't beat that.
Starting point is 00:25:43 That is, it is good news news the good news overrides the bad news so my congratulations uh to both of you tucker and rain uh and i also like wonder woman i don't know if i've said it on the podcast before i don't even like superhero movies but i had a heck of a time watching that oh you bloody ally bloody ally badge is in the mail, guy. Oh, I didn't like the messages. I didn't say any of that. You didn't like the feminism. No, no. I liked it for the opportunity to hurl abuse at the screen.
Starting point is 00:26:16 You've got to let me finish, you piece of poo. Hey, I've got mail. The timing. Hey, also, can I just congratulate Rain on having a great name? I really dig that as a name. Yeah, I like the name Rain. It's like a contest between us now. G'day, Tim and Guy.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I've been a big fan since season one. Well, I'm excited to see where you boys place your talents next. I'm sad to see this bizarre journey come to an end. Or is it ending? Tim, on Friendzone 20, you said you'd like to see someone continue this format of watching the same film every week. So two friends and I have decided to do it. Uh-oh. You inspired us to get into podcasting, and we've been doing a show called Get Your Hands Off My Dogcast
Starting point is 00:27:05 for the last year however, your call to arms has convinced us to give this insane experiment a go so with your blessing we'll be watching the film Bad Mums 2 once a week for the next year of our lives
Starting point is 00:27:20 you absolute fucks that is a spicy one I saw the poster for that and the thought occurred to me that bad mums 2 would actually be um an incredible choice for a worst idea season oh my word oh sorry keep going we've done our first watch and have released our first episode we've titled the show the even worse idea of all time which while grammatically incorrect seems the only appropriate title however if this is breaching your intellectual property we'll change the name if you wish we know you have expensive lawyers on retainer and we're but three broke boys living the dream in wellington new zealand if any worst idea listeners want to
Starting point is 00:28:01 keep their fix of listening to kiwi boys watch the same film every week we'd love it if they came along for the journey. We're very aware we're dancing in the shadows of Titans, but we wanted to experience what you brave boys have gone through in the last three years. Thanks for the years of solid content, lads. Very excited to see what you get up to next. I've linked our podcast below. It is called The Even Worse Idea of All Time. W-O-R-S-E. the worst idea of all time uh w oh the even worse idea of all time sorry w o r s e and they've seen
Starting point is 00:28:29 an itunes link and a link to it on omni who is the same hosting platform we use uh and that one comes from jamie owers one of the co-hosts of the even worse idea of all time so for anyone i mean there's no i without many of you just people jamie if someone has just walked free from this project there's no way in fucking hell i'm even gonna delve into what you boys i mean i'm just i feel so free right now and the idea that someone else has just walked into the room we've walked out of is like simultaneously really funny to me and quite confusing and depressing, maybe? Anyway, I wish you all the best. Someone's grabbed the camera.
Starting point is 00:29:08 It's like you got locked in a sauna and you were dying in there, dying of dehydration, and then someone just opened the door and we, like, peeled ourselves out of there, collapsed on the floor, and they're like, all right, see ya, and then locked themselves in. An interesting thing to follow along. Maybe we can make a whole podcast network of people doing this format it's just like a dozen um groups of individuals watching the same movie once a week that'd be wild what a thing what jamie no worries about intellectual
Starting point is 00:29:38 property i invite everyone to to grab this format that's how art works do what you want with it to grab this format. That's how art works. Do what you want with it. Guy, I might need to go because I'm in a very strange position where my leg has gone beyond falling asleep and now is in quite a lot of pain and my laptop's about to run out of battery.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Well, let's end this record abruptly because otherwise, you know, you might lose everything and that would render this entire conversation redundant but this will not be the last friend zone of course we have the final episode to come out so if you have any more messages you would like to share
Starting point is 00:30:14 with us, please do so at the Facebook page, the worst idea of all time on the Reddit, which is reddit.com forward slash r forward slash t w i o a t or what's the email you get emails at, Tim? People are sending them to mine and I'm not sure where my email address is online,
Starting point is 00:30:33 but I don't want to make it too easy for people. So do your homework. Do your homework, but it's out there somewhere. Yeah, it's not hard to find anyway um love to all and to all a good night and the next episode that you're going to hear will be um the final ever episode of the worst idea of all time we were joined by matt gorely who is an obscenely talented and lovely and quite good looking um but that's by the by uh improviser comedy actor writer extraordinaire podcaster in los angeles so i look forward to that yeah very soon he brought a real
Starting point is 00:31:11 sense of professionalism to the show he's a real joy to work with um he's a real pro on set real pleasure on set yeah all right bye bye it's the friend zone with tim and guy come to the friend Bye. Bye.

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