The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E07: Godot

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Tim and Guy are back and more mi...serable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituded a new 'no phone' rule during the movie. This has had dire consequences on morale. This week, Guy's dark reading of the ice cream scene, a new theory from Tim and the studio is falling to bits around the two of them. Join in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Seventh Heaven, a TV show about a Christian family, if I remember rightly. Also, I think maybe some core cast member, maybe members, got pretty cancelled subsequently. Hi everybody, it's Tim Batt here. One half of the worst idea of all time. I have just been listening to episode seven from season one um prior to that i was actually hanging out with guy it was so nice so i've kind of hung out with him twice i've hung out with modern day guy and i've hung out with 10 year old guy well i've got to say in this episode uh i'm hanging out with a lot of tim from 10 years ago and you know i've got mixed feelings about that guy.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Didn't particularly like 10 year ago Tim's energy on this episode, all things considered. But luckily for me, Guy can shine right through that, right through that storm cloud that I'm bringing. What is there to say? You know, all the classics are on display here. Eating on the microphone. Ice cream of all things.
Starting point is 00:01:07 You've got to love that. You've got to love that lip-smacking mouth noise associated with eating chocolate and dairy into a close-proximity microphone. Me getting dicey. Me getting very dicey. And quite a lot of foreshadowing. Foreshadowing of 5-Hour Energy,
Starting point is 00:01:28 an episode which will, I guess, be coming back on the feed. However technically we can get it up soon. Tanya, I think, maybe this is the first conversation featuring Tanya. And spoiler alert, that goes somewhere. There's just, there's a lot of good stuff. This is the fun thing, is that when you listen now, you can hear these seeds being planted,
Starting point is 00:01:56 knowing full well what the tree looks like that has taken root later on in the season. And it's just, we had an interview earlier today with a an online publication in new zealand that's covering our 10-year anniversary and it's just amazing trekking through some of the things that we've done associated with this podcast over the last 10 years almost got a tv show got pretty pretty fucking close went to la a bunch of times done london like it's just it's very cool to listen to these episodes and be reminded of the very humble beginnings and be reminded of that great idiom that every journey begins with a step.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Is that the saying? I've got no fucking idea. Anyway, enjoy the seventh episode. We're going? We're going. We're going. Hello and welcome to episode 7 of the worst idea of all time, a podcast with your friends, Tim Batt. And Guy Montgomery.
Starting point is 00:03:20 In French, 7 is 7. And in German, it's 1, zwei, drei, vier, fünf. I can only go up to five. Damn it. Tahi, rua, toru, fa, noru, rima. Oh, God. Onu, fitu. We better cut that part out.
Starting point is 00:03:35 We don't want to sound as ignorant as we are. This is a podcast where Guy Montgomery and myself watch the movie Grown Ups 2. That's right. Over and over and over and over and over and over again. where Guy Montgomery and myself watch the movie Grown Ups 2. That's right. Over and over and over and over and over and over again. At the start of this week's show, you'll hear us eating ice cream to improve the mood, which, it would be fair to say, is dire in the studio. The term morale is at an all-time low.
Starting point is 00:03:57 It's been bandied around a lot on this podcast. But no week has it been more true than this week. The funny thing about that term is that each week it will become more and more true. As we descend into the pits of hell. Anyway, beautiful Tuesday afternoon here in Auckland. Can I first open with an apology on Guy Montgomery's behalf, because he doesn't seem very forthcoming with it, that the podcast is a little bit late this week.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Guy decided to get out of town and not tell me. You act like people care. I was in the Coromandel trying to write some jokes. It wasn't going real well. I thought, you know what, we'll kickstart some creativity. A trip to the Big Smoke to watch a movie with my main man, Timber. And boy, oh boy, oh boy, do I feel inspired. I mean, seasonally they say autumn's here, but you look outside right now, Tim, and boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, do I feel inspired. I mean, seasonally, they say autumn's here,
Starting point is 00:04:46 but you look outside right now, Tim, and you've got to say, we really just wasted 101 minutes of our lives. It is fucking gorgeous. Oh, man. It's like idyllic. I cannot, it's blue skies. I can't see a cloud in that sky. Now, on the subject of young, not a lot of redeeming features today.
Starting point is 00:05:03 It was a pretty, it was a pretty, the mood was blue. Mighty grim. We've implemented a no phones policy. So what we do is we both put our phones on flight mode and throw them onto the faraway couch. And then you just sort of, you struggle between watching the movie and just craving your phone. We sort of, there was a bit of tension between us during the movie like we just
Starting point is 00:05:25 didn't really often we'll like there's camaraderie and and and not enjoying something but we would like genuinely not really getting along very well for bits of that what do you what was going on there tim i think um the movie's gotten so bad that we've just started turning on each other do you reckon like um i don't want to go down the Hitler path, but when things have been really bad historically when you're in a confined space. Look, I think we can't get out of this all. This is a mouthful of ice cream.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Do you think they started turning on each other in Auschwitz is basically what I was trying to dance around. I don't think we're allowed to make that comparison, Tim. No, that's fair. That's fair. We are voluntarily watching a terrible movie every week because of our ridiculous lifestyles. I just don't know if there's a direct comparison to be made there.
Starting point is 00:06:17 You've been scrolling through your Twitter feed for a while, Tim. What have you got for us? That was supposed to be happening behind the scenes. Oh. Because they can't see what I'm doing. That's right. I was just trying to, well, every week I forget to mention tweets that we get in
Starting point is 00:06:29 off the back of last week's episode. So I thought this week, oh God, ice cream. It's melting. I try to avoid that. They're chalk bars. And we're not sponsored. It's a big mouthful.
Starting point is 00:06:40 But if anyone listening would like to sponsor us, if anyone here works at Tip Top, this ice cream's going down real well. In a form of sponsorship, someone offered us $20 to do a double header of watching Jack and Jill and then grown-ups too and doing a podcast based on that. I don't know. That's below minimum wage.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Comfortably. And I mean, it's not even a good use of that time. No. If you know what I mean. A paper run would be minimum wage and you would get some sunshine and you'd be outdoors. Free your mind, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Jack and Jill, I feel like would only... You know what though? ...been to the crippling experience. It would feel like a holiday Away From This movie I don't think
Starting point is 00:07:29 I think where I've been going wrong Is I haven't watched any movies Since I've started watching this I don't think I went and saw 302 At the cinema Which was a horrible decision Hey
Starting point is 00:07:38 You know what Everyone had to that movie I was into it Really What did you like about it It was shit It was just like It was fun You know It wasn't fun It about it it was shit it was just like it was fun
Starting point is 00:07:45 you know it wasn't fun it was garbage it was what it was a bunch of people who were really muscly spouting cliches at each other
Starting point is 00:07:52 it was like watching bloody sports commentators bit of action going on I was into it anyhow the weird thing about this watch of the of the grown ups
Starting point is 00:07:59 the grown ups too as I'll call it uh huh was uh you haven't thought of a big mouthful as you mentioned before
Starting point is 00:08:05 very few redeeming features this week and even the stuff that I normally look forward to kinda
Starting point is 00:08:11 just slid right by me well I think on that note let's get into the shining light earlier this week because
Starting point is 00:08:19 I still had a few moments which really turned me on Dante is a character that actually shows up in a lot of Adam Sanders films I still had a few A few moments Which really turned me on Mmhmm Dante He's a character actor Shows up in a lot of Adam Sandler's films
Starting point is 00:08:29 God this is unprofessional No it's good It is good It's made me real happy And it was certainly I'm sorry if you don't Appreciate the sound Of someone chewing in your ear
Starting point is 00:08:39 But the ice cream Was entirely necessary today That's right And just to hammer home The point of how necessary it was We thought we'd eat them for you. Dante's entrance at the supermarket. So you see Shaq the cop.
Starting point is 00:08:50 He holds up the guys after they've come out of Kmart. But a product placement, which I know you want to talk about later in the episode. And he goes, and sadly goes to Dante, I still can't believe you're a cop after the stuff you used to pull. He goes, the Dante so-and-so that stole your parents' jet ski
Starting point is 00:09:06 and saw off a crack cocaine is dead. This side of the law is way better to serve and protect. Gotta love it. I love that line today. That can't even, like, that's a, not only is it an awkward line when you say it, it's an awkward line when he says it, but it must look like an awkward line on the page as well.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Well, yeah. Because some stuff, when you're writing a script, it works for the written word but not for the spoken word. But with that one, I can't imagine any form where anyone thought that those words went together well. Tim. Yeah? Oh, shining lights. We're not here to shoot down each other's shining lights, okay? This is the sort of stuff I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Sorry, bro. If we're going to make this work, look at me. Eye contact. Look at me. I need you to trust me. That was just this week, okay? I'm not saying it's if we're going to make this work look at me eye contact look at me I need you to trust me that was just this week okay I'm not saying it's my favourite movie line ever
Starting point is 00:09:49 don't look away from me okay do you understand yeah now you do your shining light okay so my one was the oh god
Starting point is 00:09:58 oh god our studio our sound booth you know what let's get into it this week I would like to reveal something to all of you our um our studio is a single usb microphone the cat's out of the bag i'm gonna take a movie of it right now reasonable quality of reasonable quality but um surrounded by uh a-up cardboard box that's got six egg ice cream cartons
Starting point is 00:10:28 Blu-Tacked around it. The reason for that is it actually provides really excellent low-cost baffling, but sometimes the Blu-Tack melts in the middle of the record and will just drop off of the cardboard box set-up. That is true. Which is what has just occurred. I just took a little two-second video,
Starting point is 00:10:45 which we'll be putting on the Facebook page for you to see. Tim, you're about to share your shining light, though. I think that was my shining light. Okay. But from the movie specifically, it was, oh, I feel bad that I've revealed that now. Nah, this is fine. I like to keep up the illusion.
Starting point is 00:11:01 The illusion of what? That this is anything other than an absolute weekly shit show? I like that kind of feeling that we'd foster That it's like watching this terrible movie But then we go into our big Flashy studio To record this No, I can't explain to you enough how bleak the situation is
Starting point is 00:11:18 We watch the movie with a glary TV from this couch And then we sit in the same seats we've watched the movie in, lean in, like we're hovering over this table, shoulder to shoulder. The terrible thing is, is that it's a beautiful day outside as well. And it always has been because we started this in summer for some reason.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I'm craving the weather turning to garbage just so that it doesn't feel so silly to be cooped up inside. Guy Montgomery, my shining light today was the part of the movie where Nick, our drug-addled bus driver at the start, is at the faders' party and... Oh, no, no, it's nothing to do with Nick. Nick's not in it.
Starting point is 00:11:57 What's the name of Stud Muffin, the yoga instructor? Mud Stuffin. I don't know if I get his name. Does he ever know? Whoever he is. He's in there he's hot any who's
Starting point is 00:12:07 there's a conversation that takes place between him and Adam Sandler aka Lenny Fader and he repairs the it's like a
Starting point is 00:12:16 crocheted like a knitted monkey that's been torn asunder by the deer at the start and he puts it
Starting point is 00:12:21 back together and Adam Sandler goes how did you learn how to do that and the guy goes gay camp oh what is that yeah it's his guy camp we just saw him in gay camp and adam sandler goes what you went to gay camp you're a gay and then like no no well yeah yeah there's no such thing as gay camp it's really real yeah it's a straight delivery but the beauty of it yeah he goes he goes no there's no such thing as gay camp
Starting point is 00:12:46 It's a joke Yeah yeah And it's like He just says it so straight Like it's one of those things That really cuts through The rest of the movie Because it's like
Starting point is 00:12:53 Yeah bro As people We're all We're all here We all know how the world works There's no such thing as gay camp But it kind of cuts through Because the rest of the movie
Starting point is 00:13:03 Is so stupid and ridiculous Yeah Just a strong piece of acting You were going to get to some tweets I've got a motivational such thing as gay camp but it kind of cuts through because the rest of the movie is so stupid and ridiculous. Yeah. Just a strong piece of acting. You were going to get to some tweets. I've got a motivational I was messaging a friend who lives in Montreal
Starting point is 00:13:12 in Quebec, Canada this morning. Quebec? And he said Some people say Quebec. I've heard Quebec. I listened to your podcast on the drive back
Starting point is 00:13:21 from New York. It's all a bit insane. And I said it surely is. We haven't watched it this week yet. And he sent back the inspirational message, don't give up. And this is a prevailing piece of logic.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I feel like we've turned a little bit. We're a little bit dark and a little bit cynical and twisted. But the sort of overwhelming message of support is, don't give up. And I've got to say, Tim, we finished watching the movie. You were saying, I never want to watch this again. I never want to have to see this movie again. But you're going to have to.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I would love to reserve my ability to bail out at any point because I just need that safety net just to keep going. Can't give it to you, mate. I mean, what is the purpose? Honestly, what is the point? What is the real reason in watching Grown Ups 2 seven times in a row? There's nothing in that, is there? I get that
Starting point is 00:14:14 we set out to do this 52 times and that's what kind of indicates and justifies and makes this all worthwhile, but I do not know if I can do it. You're a fader. Faders aren't queers. It's not the way I'm raising you. That isn't the line. You know it. I know, but I mean, it's a little movie reference.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Did I tell you about, oh, I can't remember what it was. I did a movie. I just took a line from the movie and put it in the context of my life. Did you? Subconsciously. I was having a conversation with someone. Oh, okay. And they said something and it triggered a memory of a line from the movie.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I can't remember the line. I thought you meant like you were just talking to yourself. Oh, no, no. And quoted a line to yourself. No. Which is even more. But I was in conversation, and I threw out a reference to Grown Ups 2. Just like, oh, everyone will get this.
Starting point is 00:14:53 And everyone just looked at me because I said a weird thing. And then it occurred to me. That has seeped into the subconscious. That's just a piece of phrasing which is now something I use. That is a turning point ladies and gentlemen you heard it here on episode seven we've started to crack um here's a tweet that we got oh actually this one's more just informational is there somewhere i can listen without don't read that it's so boring is there somewhere i can listen without i'd like to inform you and your friends
Starting point is 00:15:20 who are on android that yes you can listen to us on Stitcher if you search the worst idea of all time on Stitcher we're on there someone's tweeted in oh we should name the handles this is why people do this eh? At Carnage Simon tweeted Mondays used to really suck then at Tim underscore bat and at Guy Montgomery started watching
Starting point is 00:15:39 Grown Ups 2 and now I run a next pane I like that you gave your Twitter handle the correct treatment and then just made mine Montgomery you made sure everyone got the correct information on how to follow Tim back anyway I'm sorry I interrupted your tweet well it's over now um well
Starting point is 00:15:56 that's a very flattering tweet thank you Simon at littlepuddencup has said I'm trying to decide whether it'll be more exciting listening to your podcast with or without seeing the film. Great point, Louise, who I see is your name. Great point.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I'm glad that you've brought this up. And always without. We were in discussion today at some point about doing a special where we do a director's commentary. So where Tim and I watch the film and we talk about our feelings throughout it. And then you'll be able to, if you wanted to kill some time, you'd be able to watch the film with Tim and I talking over the film as it happened. What an elaborate way of explaining that.
Starting point is 00:16:31 We're doing a director's commentary. We're not the directors, though. No, but that's the easiest way to explain it. And then we're going to put that 101-minute file online without breaching any copyright, because that's fine, and then you can just sync it up yourself at home. Yeah, that's right. Thank you, Little Pudding Cup.
Starting point is 00:16:47 But once again, can't stress this enough. Don't watch the movie. Don't see it. Don't watch it. At Simon JB Ward, I hope you had a wee party when you reached your 101st minute at Tim underscore Bat at Guy underscore Mont. More minutes of better entertainment than the film itself.
Starting point is 00:17:08 It's a lovely sentiment. Okay, I think that's enough tweets for the week. People seem to be getting on board. We should probably talk a little bit more about the movie. Oh, yeah, what did I want to talk about this week? You wanted to talk about product placement. I remember that. You have a piece of paper.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I actually, because I thought that there was a lot more products being placed than what turned out to be. So I just made a little laundry list as the film went on today. Really, we were looking for fucking anything to distract us from the content of the movie. Yeah, we were. So just the following companies should be boycotted because they're associated with grown-ups too.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Topping the list kmart uh sony vio which is actually hard to boycott because sony have dropped the vio brand now of computers uh pepsi pepsi cola which i'm a big fan of pepsi so that yeah you ironically would drink you ironically with drinking pepsi i've got 10 pepsis in my cupboard right now it can't be healthy that's too many five. Five Hour Energy, no more of those. Rockstar Energy drink, no thanks. Ice Cream House,
Starting point is 00:18:08 I think is a make-believe brand. Okay, so this is what I was trying to figure out. Is Ice Cream House real or not real? No, it's not real in the same way. Chris Rock's cable company
Starting point is 00:18:15 isn't real and Kevin James' motor shop company isn't real. I reckon they gave it a fucking crack though. I reckon Adam Sandler went to Jiffy Lube
Starting point is 00:18:24 and went, could we make the garage a Jiffy Lube and you could give us half a million dollars? And Jiffy Lube went, shove it up your ass, Sandler. Your movie sucks, dick. Get out of here, Sandler. We've read that script. And PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon, which is sort of a cheap beer. I think that was just, I just grabbed some sort of beer brand.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I don't know if that was actual product placement. So if you are in North America, feel free to continue drinking that product. Now, an exciting revelation in the podcast, the worst idea of all time. Speaking of the ice cream house, that derives from a scene where Colin Quinn, is that his name? It is Colin Quinn.
Starting point is 00:18:55 A stand-up comedian. Successful stand-up comedian who doesn't need to do these sorts of movies. I'm not familiar with his work, but once again, this is a payday. This movie's an absolute payday. He features in a scene where he is at an ice cream house and he is kind of the
Starting point is 00:19:07 front staff. He's running it. He's the manager. He's the man about ice cream house. He has an assistant, a worker, an employee below him. Who it's revealed is his wife. What? He said that three-step trick used to work on everyone, including my wife. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but this is unrelated to it.
Starting point is 00:19:24 That's not his wife. In the movie? Yeah. Oh, that's his wife no, no, no. Yeah, but this is unrelated to it. That's not his wife. In the movie? Yeah. Oh, that's his wife. No. She runs the ice cream shop with him. She's like 20. Yeah, he's done well.
Starting point is 00:19:32 No. Oh, so he's just angry. Wait. Wait. Oh, my God. That completely changes the reading of that scene, if that's how you've been interpreting it. That's how I've been interpreting it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Okay, so what? Jesus Christ. So what happens is he recognises a move that Adam Sandler's son makes on a girl. It's the same move that Adam Sandler made when he and Adam Sandler were kids. They used to hang out together in high school. He says that used to work every time, even on my wife. In a fit of rage, he throws an ice cream scoop at the ice cream house employee, scones her right in the back of the head at force, and she makes the following noise and falls down. It's a very funny piece of abusive physical humour. He was abusing his wife.
Starting point is 00:20:16 That is not his wife. I don't know why it makes it so much worse, but if that's his spouse, that makes it so much worse rather than he's just venting his frustration on the nearest person around him. Well, I don't think either of them are a particularly good option. She is less than half his age. I don't know. He runs a very successful ice cream business. He could be a man about town. I don't know why you connect with those dots.
Starting point is 00:20:37 All of the men in this movie are terrible. They're also abusive. Listen, listen, this was going somewhere. The point is... I don't think that's questionable. The point is, that was a great... Like, I just... There was something that drew us to that moment.
Starting point is 00:20:49 And the noise... That we laughed at it at one point? The noise that she makes as she falls down is hilarious. So we decided to get in touch with this woman. Well, yeah, so last week I found out her name in the credits and I sent it to Tim and Tim gave her a search on Twitter. And a woman turned up by the same name, Tanya Akim. Akim.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Oh, sorry. There's no R. Yeah, what am I talking about? Tanya Akim. And it turns out she lives in LA. She's an anthropologist. And a yoga teacher. And a kundalini yoga teacher, which is obviously a discipline,
Starting point is 00:21:22 a yoga discipline. So I got in touch with her and I said, hey, are you the same Tanya from Grown Ups 2? To which she replied, right. And then we started... Well, because, I mean, if you think about it, how often does she probably get that? Once a year?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Once a year? Never, mate. Who's watched the movie that specifically and taken a shot into that scene? I would be amazed if there was anybody else on the planet who had. So tell us about your conversation, Tim. So it went back and forth. I said, that is awesome.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Have you done much other film stuff? She said, sorry to say no. I am friends with the grown-ups who produce it, so they put me in the funny part. Her direct words. They put me in the funny part. There's only one in the movie. And I'm in it.
Starting point is 00:22:06 And I think I also asked previously, I said, did they really hit you with the ice cream scoop and she said yes and it really and really hit me with the ice cream scoop oh wow blah blah blah blah um it was a plastic ice ice cream scoop she sent me a photo of like behind the scenes i guess to kind of prove that it was her um she's a good-looking woman. It's definitely her. And she's definitely in the ice cream shop. That's one of the sets. Yeah, it's all established in the one picture.
Starting point is 00:22:35 And, yeah, so I started asking you, like, were there any scenes that got cut she was in. Apparently there is one where she's yelling at Colin Quinn, left on the cutting room floor. So, anyway, the upshot is hopefully week, we're going to interview her. She's going to be on the podcast, one of the actors. One of the stars of Grown Ups 2. You don't even see Tanya's face in the movie.
Starting point is 00:22:57 But we have taken to chanting Tanya, Tanya, Tanya when her bit's coming up. That is correct. And we didn't even applaud for John Lovitz's entrance today. So that's saying something. Also. How are we going for time, Tim? We've got about five. So John Lovitz, I feel, one of his lines that I gravitated toward early
Starting point is 00:23:13 was inspired by the Samuel Beckett play Waiting for Godot. Now, okay, do you want me to take issue with you off the bat or do you want me to let you explain? I'll set it up, then you knock it down. Okay. Do you want me to take issue with you off the bat? I'll set it up, then you knock it down. I was listening to the BBC World Update podcast on my phone, as I want to do, and for some reason, Sam Becker came on. You're not fooling anyone. You're involved with this podcast.
Starting point is 00:23:38 They're never going to think anything of your intellect. They played a little section of Waiting for Godot, and I was like, that line sounds familiar. Because at one point, one of the characters says, tell me it's true, even if it isn't. And I went, John Lovitz. Say it's true, even if it isn't. So I think John Lovitz being a stage actor.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Do you know that he's a stage actor? I suspect he's a stage actor. I don't know that. You didn't do the research? He's got that voice and that kind of presentation that really suggests to me that he's a stage actor? I suspect he's a stage actor. I don't know that. You didn't do the research? He's got that voice and that kind of presentation that really suggests to me that he's a stage actor. Big time. Clutching.
Starting point is 00:24:11 So, what I think has happened is they've given John Lovett some leeway to Adlib and he has subconsciously drawn upon a fantastic piece of theatre and art to insert into this otherwise barren cultural environment of grown-ups. I've got to say, I mean, it's better than last week's
Starting point is 00:24:28 Braden is a warlock conspiracy theory, but it's still pretty far-fetched. Like, I think this is what happens when you watch it. This is another turning point for me, is that you read too much into scenes and lines and you give too much credence to specific occurrences. Me? Specifically or both of us? Definitely both of us, but in this instance, you. Anyway, I mean, I'm not going to trample on it entirely. Because it's not as ridiculous as you first thought.
Starting point is 00:24:54 No, it's just not as ridiculous as Braden being a warlock. Let's go. Fuck it. No. Yes. More. What have you got? Why? Why? Why? Because. Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys. If I was you, I'd go outside right now. No. Yes. More. What have you got? Why? Why? Because.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys. If I was you, I'd go outside right now. Just hold on. Don't stick around for these last two minutes. Just fucking hold on. They're going to be garbage. Hold on, bro. Oh, yeah, there's a weird bit I wanted to mention in the film today that we haven't talked about.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Oh, did you say that Adam Sandler won a Best Acting Award? Yeah, he won the Nickelodeon Kids Award. For this movie? He holds the record He's won it like 10 times For best actor At the Nickelodeon Kids Best performance in a film At the Nickelodeon Kids Awards
Starting point is 00:25:33 The kids love it And Matt Heath Who is a Radio presenter on Radio Hauraki His I was talking to him about it His son loves the movie. He's absolutely hooked.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, apparently he likes Charlie's number one flick. So we're obviously going to have to get him on the podcast at some point just to up the tone. How do I get to messages that other people have sent us on this thing? I don't know, man. You got a message? What, that? No, no, no, because that's like a...
Starting point is 00:26:03 No, no, no, because I want Posts not messages Let's do it next week we're going to go over time No we'll do it now These people have got in touch With us and I would like to share their thoughts With the rest of the audience They took the time Posts by others
Starting point is 00:26:20 That makes sense Meanwhile while we're burning daylight here That I wanted to bring up there's a disturbing part where Maya Rudolph am I saying your name right by the way? she says her daughter says Bumpty asked me out for ice cream today she says
Starting point is 00:26:35 your dad asked me out for ice cream once nine months later Andre popped out which is a fucking weird thing to say to your daughter suggesting that on her first date ever, which is information we gleaned by the infinitely hateable Donna, that she's gonna fuck her on the first date. I mean, she's gonna fuck him.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Start a family. God dang. You are bleak this week, sir. Dude, something changed this week. It was a new depths of depression. Bleak week. Fucking hell. Oh, God. Nothing was working. The checkpoints weren't working. Johnak week. Fucking hell. Oh, God. Nothing was working. The checkpoints weren't working. John Lovitz wasn't.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Anyway, what else have we got here? Someone's posted a Futurama meme of, what's his name? Growing up too makes more money than Pacific Rim. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. That's good. That made me chuckle. Did it? Someone said listening.
Starting point is 00:27:24 You of the Hollywood accounting conspiracy theory. You must think that's a transparent meme, no? I didn't think too much about it. Kind of took it at face value. Someone's taking the time. Thanks, Simon McCarthy. Christian Paprocki. Do you know?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Are you mates with these people as well? Because I'm not mates with them. I think it was just my friends listening to this podcast. I don't know these people. Christian has said, Listening to this podcast and feeding off your despair pleases me greatly. Well, then this podcast this week is certainly a good one for you. David Lee Corios, and I hope I'm saying your name right
Starting point is 00:27:58 because you're a very good comedian from Christchurch, said this is good podcasting. These aren't adding any value. All right, maybe I should have bailed in retrospect. We'll take this out in post. Okie dokie. Guys, thank you so much for listening. We don't have a post.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Did you think I've been editing these? No. Have you ever listened to them? Yeah, I think you can take it out, can't you? What? I can edit the file if I want. I just have never been bothered. How long is this one?
Starting point is 00:28:28 25. Oh, that's okay. Just got to put a little top and tail on there, a little REO speed wagon, polish off that turd, and fang it onto the internets. And on that glorious note, I shall depart. Away! Okay, now that Tim's gone tell us what you
Starting point is 00:28:45 really think like the Facebook page worst idea of all time any ideas any reviews any content
Starting point is 00:28:51 you can provide us with because I don't really like this guy I'm back coming up in week 10 the worst idea
Starting point is 00:28:59 of all time drinking game to accompany your first watch ever of grown ups 2 also coming next week hopefully hopefully, our interview
Starting point is 00:29:06 with Tanya, Ice Cream House Girl. This is Tim Batts saying, have a great week, and don't watch the movie. Okay, he's gone. Please, please, just anything. Just send it in to the page, okay? This is gone, gone, I'm going to get out of here

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