The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E07: Godot
Episode Date: February 12, 2024Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: Tim and Guy are back and more mi...serable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituded a new 'no phone' rule during the movie. This has had dire consequences on morale. This week, Guy's dark reading of the ice cream scene, a new theory from Tim and the studio is falling to bits around the two of them. Join in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Also, I think maybe some core cast member, maybe members, got pretty cancelled subsequently.
Hi everybody, it's Tim Batt here. One half of the worst idea of all time.
I have just been listening to episode seven from season
one um prior to that i was actually hanging out with guy it was so nice so i've kind of hung out
with him twice i've hung out with modern day guy and i've hung out with 10 year old guy well i've
got to say in this episode uh i'm hanging out with a lot of tim from 10 years ago and you know
i've got mixed feelings about that guy.
Didn't particularly like 10 year ago Tim's energy on this episode,
all things considered.
But luckily for me, Guy can shine right through that,
right through that storm cloud that I'm bringing.
What is there to say?
You know, all the classics are on display here.
Eating on the microphone.
Ice cream of all things.
You've got to love that.
You've got to love that lip-smacking mouth noise
associated with eating chocolate and dairy
into a close-proximity microphone.
Me getting dicey.
Me getting very dicey.
And quite a lot of foreshadowing.
Foreshadowing of 5-Hour Energy,
an episode which will, I guess, be coming back on the feed.
However technically we can get it up soon.
Tanya, I think, maybe this is the first conversation featuring Tanya.
And spoiler alert, that goes somewhere.
There's just, there's a lot of good stuff.
This is the fun thing,
is that when you listen now,
you can hear these seeds being planted,
knowing full well what the tree looks like
that has taken root later on in the season.
And it's just, we had an interview earlier today with a
an online publication in new zealand that's covering our 10-year anniversary and it's just
amazing trekking through some of the things that we've done associated with this podcast over the
last 10 years almost got a tv show got pretty pretty
fucking close went to la a bunch of times done london like it's just it's very cool to listen
to these episodes and be reminded of the very humble beginnings and be reminded of that great idiom that every journey begins with a step.
Is that the saying?
I've got no fucking idea.
Anyway, enjoy the seventh episode.
We're going? We're going.
We're going.
Hello and welcome to episode 7 of the worst idea of all time,
a podcast with your friends, Tim Batt.
And Guy Montgomery.
In French, 7 is 7.
And in German, it's 1, zwei, drei, vier, fünf.
I can only go up to five.
Damn it.
Tahi, rua, toru, fa, noru, rima.
Oh, God.
Onu, fitu.
We better cut that part out.
We don't want to sound as ignorant as we are.
This is a podcast where Guy Montgomery and myself watch the movie Grown Ups 2.
That's right.
Over and over and over and over and over and over again. where Guy Montgomery and myself watch the movie Grown Ups 2. That's right.
Over and over and over and over and over and over again. At the start of this week's show,
you'll hear us eating ice cream to improve the mood,
which, it would be fair to say, is dire in the studio.
The term morale is at an all-time low.
It's been bandied around a lot on this podcast.
But no week has it been more true than this week.
The funny thing about that term is that each week it will become more and more true.
As we descend into the pits of hell.
Anyway, beautiful Tuesday afternoon here in Auckland.
Can I first open with an apology on Guy Montgomery's behalf,
because he doesn't seem very forthcoming with it,
that the podcast is a little bit late this week.
Guy decided to get out of town and not tell me.
You act like people care.
I was in the Coromandel trying to write some jokes.
It wasn't going real well.
I thought, you know what, we'll kickstart some creativity.
A trip to the Big Smoke to watch a movie with my main man, Timber.
And boy, oh boy, oh boy, do I feel inspired.
I mean, seasonally they say autumn's here, but you look outside right now, Tim, and boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, do I feel inspired. I mean, seasonally, they say autumn's here,
but you look outside right now, Tim, and you've got to say,
we really just wasted 101 minutes of our lives.
It is fucking gorgeous.
Oh, man.
It's like idyllic.
I cannot, it's blue skies.
I can't see a cloud in that sky.
Now, on the subject of young, not a lot of redeeming features today.
It was a pretty, it was a pretty, the mood was blue.
Mighty grim.
We've implemented a no phones policy.
So what we do is we both put our phones on flight mode
and throw them onto the faraway couch.
And then you just sort of, you struggle between watching the movie
and just craving your phone.
We sort of, there was a bit of tension between us during the movie like we just
didn't really often we'll like there's camaraderie and and and not enjoying something but we would
like genuinely not really getting along very well for bits of that what do you what was going on
there tim i think um the movie's gotten so bad that we've just started turning on each other
do you reckon like um i don't want to go down the Hitler path,
but when things have been really bad historically
when you're in a confined space.
Look, I think we can't get out of this all.
This is a mouthful of ice cream.
Do you think they started turning on each other in Auschwitz
is basically what I was trying to dance around.
I don't think we're allowed to make that comparison, Tim.
No, that's fair.
That's fair.
We are voluntarily watching a terrible movie every week
because of our ridiculous lifestyles.
I just don't know if there's a direct comparison to be made there.
You've been scrolling through your Twitter feed for a while, Tim.
What have you got for us?
That was supposed to be happening behind the scenes.
Oh.
Because they can't see what I'm doing.
That's right.
I was just trying to,
well, every week I forget to mention tweets that we get in
off the back of last week's episode.
So I thought this week,
oh God, ice cream.
It's melting.
I try to avoid that.
They're chalk bars.
And we're not sponsored.
It's a big mouthful.
But if anyone listening would like to sponsor us,
if anyone here works at Tip Top,
this ice cream's going down real well.
In a form of sponsorship, someone offered us $20
to do a double header of watching Jack and Jill
and then grown-ups too and doing a podcast based on that.
I don't know.
That's below minimum wage.
Comfortably.
And I mean, it's not even a good use of that time.
No.
If you know what I mean.
A paper run would be minimum wage
and you would get some sunshine
and you'd be outdoors.
Free your mind, yeah.
Jack and Jill, I feel like would only...
You know what though?
...been to the crippling experience.
It would feel like a holiday
Away
From
This movie
I don't think
I think where I've been going wrong
Is I haven't watched any movies
Since I've started watching this
I don't think
I went and saw 302
At the cinema
Which was a horrible decision
Hey
You know what
Everyone had to that movie
I was into it
Really
What did you like about it
It was shit
It was just like
It was fun You know It wasn't fun It about it it was shit it was just like it was fun
you know
it wasn't fun
it was garbage
it was what it was
a bunch of people
who were really
muscly spouting
cliches at each other
it was like watching
bloody sports commentators
bit of action going on
I was into it
anyhow
the weird thing about this
watch of the
of the grown ups
the grown ups too
as I'll call it
uh huh
was uh
you haven't thought
of a big mouthful
as you mentioned
before
very few
redeeming features
this week
and even the
stuff that I
normally look
forward to
kinda
just slid
right by me
well I think
on that note
let's get into
the shining light
earlier this week
because
I still had a
few moments
which really
turned me on
Dante is a character that actually shows up in a lot of Adam Sanders films I still had a few A few moments Which really turned me on Mmhmm Dante
He's a character actor
Shows up in a lot of
Adam Sandler's films
God this is unprofessional
No it's good
It is good
It's made me real happy
And it was certainly
I'm sorry if you don't
Appreciate the sound
Of someone chewing in your ear
But the ice cream
Was entirely necessary today
That's right
And just to hammer home
The point of how necessary it was
We thought we'd eat them for you.
Dante's entrance at the supermarket.
So you see Shaq the cop.
He holds up the guys after they've come out of Kmart.
But a product placement,
which I know you want to talk about later in the episode.
And he goes,
and sadly goes to Dante,
I still can't believe you're a cop after the stuff you used to pull.
He goes,
the Dante so-and-so that stole your parents' jet ski
and saw off a crack cocaine is dead.
This side of the law is way better to serve and protect.
Gotta love it.
I love that line today.
That can't even, like, that's a,
not only is it an awkward line when you say it,
it's an awkward line when he says it,
but it must look like an awkward line on the page as well.
Well, yeah.
Because some stuff, when you're writing a script, it works for the written word but not for the spoken word.
But with that one, I can't imagine any form where anyone thought that those words went together well.
Tim.
Yeah?
Oh, shining lights.
We're not here to shoot down each other's shining lights, okay?
This is the sort of stuff I'm talking about.
Sorry, bro.
If we're going to make this work, look at me.
Eye contact.
Look at me.
I need you to trust me. That was just this week, okay? I'm not saying it's if we're going to make this work look at me eye contact look at me I need you to trust me
that was just this week
okay I'm not saying
it's my favourite movie line ever
don't look away from me
okay
do you understand
yeah
now you do your shining light
okay
so my one was the
oh god
oh god
our studio
our sound booth
you know what
let's get into it this week
I would like to reveal something to all of you
our um our studio is a single usb microphone the cat's out of the bag i'm gonna take a movie of it
right now reasonable quality of reasonable quality but um surrounded by uh a-up cardboard box that's got six egg ice cream cartons
Blu-Tacked around it.
The reason for that is it actually provides
really excellent low-cost baffling,
but sometimes the Blu-Tack melts in the middle of the record
and will just drop off of the cardboard box set-up.
That is true.
Which is what has just occurred.
I just took a little two-second video,
which we'll be putting on the Facebook page for you to see.
Tim, you're about to share your shining light, though.
I think that was my shining light.
Okay.
But from the movie specifically,
it was, oh, I feel bad that I've revealed that now.
Nah, this is fine.
I like to keep up the illusion.
The illusion of what?
That this is anything other than an absolute weekly shit show?
I like that kind of feeling that we'd foster
That it's like watching this terrible movie
But then we go into our big
Flashy studio
To record this
No, I can't explain to you enough how bleak the situation is
We watch the movie with a glary TV from this couch
And then we sit in the same seats we've watched the movie in,
lean in, like we're hovering over this table,
shoulder to shoulder.
The terrible thing is,
is that it's a beautiful day outside as well.
And it always has been
because we started this in summer for some reason.
I'm craving the weather turning to garbage
just so that it doesn't feel so silly to be cooped up inside.
Guy Montgomery, my shining light today
was the part of the movie
where Nick, our drug-addled bus driver at the start,
is at the faders' party and...
Oh, no, no, it's nothing to do with Nick.
Nick's not in it.
What's the name of Stud Muffin, the yoga instructor?
Mud Stuffin.
I don't know if I get his name.
Does he ever know?
Whoever he is.
He's in there
he's hot
any who's
there's a conversation
that takes place
between him and
Adam Sandler
aka Lenny Fader
and he repairs
the
it's like a
crocheted
like a knitted
monkey
that's been
torn asunder
by the deer
at the start
and he puts it
back together
and Adam Sandler
goes how did you
learn how to do that
and the guy goes gay camp oh what is that yeah it's his guy camp we just saw him in gay camp and
adam sandler goes what you went to gay camp you're a gay and then like no no well yeah yeah
there's no such thing as gay camp it's really real yeah it's a straight delivery but the beauty of it
yeah he goes he goes no there's no such thing as gay camp
It's a joke
Yeah yeah
And it's like
He just says it so straight
Like it's one of those things
That really cuts through
The rest of the movie
Because it's like
Yeah bro
As people
We're all
We're all here
We all know how the world works
There's no such thing as gay camp
But it kind of cuts through
Because the rest of the movie
Is so stupid and ridiculous
Yeah Just a strong piece of acting You were going to get to some tweets I've got a motivational such thing as gay camp but it kind of cuts through because the rest of the movie is so stupid and ridiculous. Yeah.
Just a strong piece of acting.
You were going to get
to some tweets.
I've got a motivational
I was messaging a friend
who lives in Montreal
in Quebec, Canada
this morning.
Quebec?
And he said
Some people say Quebec.
I've heard Quebec.
I listened to your podcast
on the drive back
from New York.
It's all a bit insane.
And I said
it surely is.
We haven't watched it this week yet.
And he sent back the inspirational message,
don't give up.
And this is a prevailing piece of logic.
I feel like we've turned a little bit.
We're a little bit dark and a little bit cynical and twisted.
But the sort of overwhelming message of support is,
don't give up.
And I've got to say, Tim, we finished watching the movie.
You were saying, I never want to watch this again.
I never want to have to see this movie again.
But you're going to have to.
I would love to reserve my ability to bail out at any point
because I just need that safety net just to keep going.
Can't give it to you, mate.
I mean, what is the purpose?
Honestly, what is the point?
What is the real reason in watching Grown Ups
2 seven times in a row?
There's nothing in that, is there? I get that
we set out to do this 52 times and that's
what kind of indicates and justifies and makes this
all worthwhile, but I do
not know if I can do it. You're a fader.
Faders aren't queers. It's not the way
I'm raising you. That isn't the line.
You know it.
I know, but I mean, it's a little movie reference.
Did I tell you about, oh, I can't remember what it was.
I did a movie.
I just took a line from the movie and put it in the context of my life.
Did you?
Subconsciously.
I was having a conversation with someone.
Oh, okay.
And they said something and it triggered a memory of a line from the movie.
I can't remember the line.
I thought you meant like you were just talking to yourself.
Oh, no, no.
And quoted a line to yourself.
No.
Which is even more.
But I was in conversation, and I threw out a reference to Grown Ups 2.
Just like, oh, everyone will get this.
And everyone just looked at me because I said a weird thing.
And then it occurred to me.
That has seeped into the subconscious.
That's just a piece of phrasing which is now something I use.
That is a turning point ladies and gentlemen you
heard it here on episode seven we've started to crack um here's a tweet that we got oh actually
this one's more just informational is there somewhere i can listen without don't read that
it's so boring is there somewhere i can listen without i'd like to inform you and your friends
who are on android that yes you can listen to us on Stitcher if you search the worst idea of all time
on Stitcher we're on there
someone's tweeted in
oh we should name the handles this is why people do
this eh? At Carnage Simon
tweeted Mondays used to really
suck then at Tim underscore
bat and at Guy Montgomery started watching
Grown Ups 2 and now I run a next pane
I like that you gave your
Twitter handle the correct treatment
and then just made mine Montgomery
you made sure everyone got the correct information on how to
follow Tim back anyway I'm sorry
I interrupted your tweet well it's over now
um well
that's a very flattering tweet thank you
Simon
at littlepuddencup has
said I'm trying to decide whether
it'll be more exciting listening to your podcast
with or without seeing the film.
Great point, Louise, who I see is your name.
Great point.
I'm glad that you've brought this up.
And always without.
We were in discussion today at some point about doing a special
where we do a director's commentary.
So where Tim and I watch the film and we talk about our feelings throughout it.
And then you'll be able to, if you wanted to kill some time,
you'd be able to watch the film with Tim and I talking over the film as it happened.
What an elaborate way of explaining that.
We're doing a director's commentary.
We're not the directors, though.
No, but that's the easiest way to explain it.
And then we're going to put that 101-minute file online
without breaching any copyright, because that's fine,
and then you can just sync it up yourself at home.
Yeah, that's right.
Thank you, Little Pudding Cup.
But once again, can't stress this enough.
Don't watch the movie.
Don't see it.
Don't watch it.
At Simon JB Ward,
I hope you had a wee party when you reached your 101st minute
at Tim underscore Bat at Guy underscore Mont.
More minutes of better entertainment than the film itself.
It's a lovely sentiment.
Okay, I think that's enough tweets for the week.
People seem to be getting on board.
We should probably talk a little bit more about the movie.
Oh, yeah, what did I want to talk about this week?
You wanted to talk about product placement.
I remember that.
You have a piece of paper.
I actually, because I thought that there was a lot more
products being placed than what turned out to be.
So I just made a little laundry list as the film went on today.
Really, we were looking for fucking anything to distract us
from the content of the movie.
Yeah, we were.
So just the following companies should be boycotted
because they're associated with grown-ups too.
Topping the list
kmart uh sony vio which is actually hard to boycott because sony have dropped the vio brand
now of computers uh pepsi pepsi cola which i'm a big fan of pepsi so that yeah you ironically
would drink you ironically with drinking pepsi i've got 10 pepsis in my cupboard right now
it can't be healthy that's too many five. Five Hour Energy, no more of those.
Rockstar Energy drink,
no thanks.
Ice Cream House,
I think is a make-believe brand.
Okay, so this is what
I was trying to figure out.
Is Ice Cream House real
or not real?
No, it's not real
in the same way.
Chris Rock's cable company
isn't real
and Kevin James'
motor shop company
isn't real.
I reckon they gave it
a fucking crack though.
I reckon Adam Sandler
went to Jiffy Lube
and went,
could we make the garage a Jiffy Lube and you could give us half a million dollars?
And Jiffy Lube went, shove it up your ass, Sandler.
Your movie sucks, dick.
Get out of here, Sandler.
We've read that script.
And PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon, which is sort of a cheap beer.
I think that was just, I just grabbed some sort of beer brand.
I don't know if that was actual product placement.
So if you are in North America, feel free to continue drinking that product.
Now, an exciting revelation in the podcast,
the worst idea of all time.
Speaking of the ice cream house,
that derives from a scene where Colin Quinn,
is that his name?
It is Colin Quinn.
A stand-up comedian.
Successful stand-up comedian
who doesn't need to do these sorts of movies.
I'm not familiar with his work,
but once again, this is a payday.
This movie's an absolute payday.
He features in a scene where he is at
an ice cream house and he is kind of the
front staff. He's running it. He's the manager.
He's the man about ice cream house.
He has an assistant, a worker,
an employee below him. Who it's revealed
is his wife. What?
He said that three-step trick
used to work on everyone, including my wife. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Yeah, but this is unrelated to it.
That's not his wife. In the movie? Yeah. Oh, that's his wife no, no, no. Yeah, but this is unrelated to it. That's not his wife.
In the movie?
Yeah.
Oh, that's his wife.
No.
She runs the ice cream shop with him.
She's like 20.
Yeah, he's done well.
No.
Oh, so he's just angry.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
That completely changes the reading of that scene,
if that's how you've been interpreting it. That's how I've been interpreting it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so what?
Jesus Christ. So what happens is he recognises a move that
Adam Sandler's son makes on a girl. It's the same move that Adam Sandler made when
he and Adam Sandler were kids. They used to hang out together in high school. He says
that used to work every time, even on my wife. In a fit of rage, he throws an ice cream scoop
at the ice cream house employee, scones her right in the back of the head at force, and she makes the following noise and falls down.
It's a very funny piece of abusive physical humour.
He was abusing his wife.
That is not his wife.
I don't know why it makes it so much worse, but if that's his spouse, that makes it so much worse rather than he's just venting his frustration on the nearest person around him.
Well, I don't think either of them are a particularly good option.
She is less than half his age.
I don't know.
He runs a very successful ice cream business.
He could be a man about town.
I don't know why you connect with those dots.
All of the men in this movie are terrible.
They're also abusive.
Listen, listen, this was going somewhere.
The point is...
I don't think that's questionable.
The point is, that was a great...
Like, I just...
There was something that drew us to that moment.
And the noise...
That we laughed at it at one point?
The noise that she makes as she falls down is hilarious.
So we decided to get in touch with this woman.
Well, yeah, so last week I found out her name in the credits
and I sent it to Tim and Tim gave her a search on Twitter.
And a woman turned up by the same name, Tanya Akim.
Akim.
Oh, sorry.
There's no R.
Yeah, what am I talking about?
Tanya Akim.
And it turns out she lives in LA.
She's an anthropologist.
And a yoga teacher.
And a kundalini yoga teacher, which is obviously a discipline,
a yoga discipline.
So I got in touch with her and I said,
hey, are you the same Tanya from Grown Ups 2?
To which she replied, right.
And then we started...
Well, because, I mean, if you think about it,
how often does she probably get that?
Once a year?
Once a year?
Never, mate.
Who's watched the movie that specifically
and taken a shot into that scene?
I would be amazed if there was anybody else on the planet who had.
So tell us about your conversation, Tim.
So it went back and forth.
I said, that is awesome.
Have you done much other film stuff?
She said, sorry to say no.
I am friends with the grown-ups who produce it,
so they put me in the funny part.
Her direct words.
They put me in the funny part.
There's only one in the movie.
And I'm in it.
And I think I also asked previously, I said, did they really hit you with the ice cream scoop and she said yes and it really
and really hit me with the ice cream scoop oh wow blah blah blah blah um it was a plastic ice
ice cream scoop she sent me a photo of like behind the scenes i guess to kind of prove that it was
her um she's a good-looking woman.
It's definitely her.
And she's definitely in the ice cream shop.
That's one of the sets.
Yeah, it's all established in the one picture.
And, yeah, so I started asking you, like,
were there any scenes that got cut she was in.
Apparently there is one where she's yelling at Colin Quinn,
left on the cutting room floor.
So, anyway, the upshot is hopefully week, we're going to interview her.
She's going to be on the podcast, one of the actors.
One of the stars of Grown Ups 2.
You don't even see Tanya's face in the movie.
But we have taken to chanting Tanya, Tanya, Tanya when her bit's coming up.
That is correct.
And we didn't even applaud for John Lovitz's entrance today.
So that's saying something.
Also.
How are we going for time, Tim?
We've got about five.
So John Lovitz, I feel, one of his lines that I gravitated toward early
was inspired by the Samuel Beckett play Waiting for Godot.
Now, okay, do you want me to take issue with you off the bat
or do you want me to let you explain?
I'll set it up, then you knock it down.
Okay. Do you want me to take issue with you off the bat? I'll set it up, then you knock it down.
I was listening to the BBC World Update podcast on my phone,
as I want to do, and for some reason, Sam Becker came on. You're not fooling anyone.
You're involved with this podcast.
They're never going to think anything of your intellect.
They played a little section of Waiting for Godot,
and I was like, that line sounds familiar.
Because at one point, one of the characters says,
tell me it's true, even if it isn't.
And I went, John Lovitz.
Say it's true, even if it isn't.
So I think John Lovitz being a stage actor.
Do you know that he's a stage actor?
I suspect he's a stage actor.
I don't know that.
You didn't do the research?
He's got that voice and that kind of presentation that really suggests to me that he's a stage actor? I suspect he's a stage actor. I don't know that. You didn't do the research? He's got that voice and that
kind of presentation that really suggests
to me that he's a stage actor.
Big time. Clutching.
So, what I think has happened is
they've given John Lovett some leeway to
Adlib and he has subconsciously
drawn upon a fantastic
piece of theatre and art to
insert into this otherwise barren
cultural environment of grown-ups.
I've got to say, I mean, it's better than last week's
Braden is a warlock conspiracy theory, but it's still pretty far-fetched.
Like, I think this is what happens when you watch it.
This is another turning point for me, is that you read too much into scenes and lines
and you give too much credence to specific occurrences.
Me? Specifically or both of us?
Definitely both of us, but in this instance, you.
Anyway, I mean, I'm not going to trample on it entirely.
Because it's not as ridiculous as you first thought.
No, it's just not as ridiculous as Braden being a warlock.
Let's go. Fuck it.
No.
Yes.
More.
What have you got?
Why? Why? Why?
Because. Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys. If I was you, I'd go outside right now. No. Yes. More. What have you got? Why? Why? Because.
Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
If I was you, I'd go outside right now.
Just hold on.
Don't stick around for these last two minutes.
Just fucking hold on.
They're going to be garbage.
Hold on, bro.
Oh, yeah, there's a weird bit I wanted to mention in the film today that we haven't talked about.
Oh, did you say that Adam Sandler won a Best Acting Award?
Yeah, he won the Nickelodeon Kids Award.
For this movie?
He holds the record He's won it like 10 times
For best actor
At the Nickelodeon Kids
Best performance in a film
At the Nickelodeon Kids Awards
The kids love it
And Matt Heath
Who is a
Radio presenter on Radio Hauraki
His
I was talking to him about it
His son loves the movie.
He's absolutely hooked.
Yeah, apparently he likes Charlie's number one flick.
So we're obviously going to have to get him on the podcast at some point
just to up the tone.
How do I get to messages that other people have sent us on this thing?
I don't know, man.
You got a message?
What, that?
No, no, no, because that's like a...
No, no, no, because I want Posts not messages
Let's do it next week we're going to go over time
No we'll do it now
These people have got in touch
With us and I would like to share their thoughts
With the rest of the audience
They took the time
Posts by others
That makes sense
Meanwhile while we're burning daylight here
That I wanted to bring up
there's a disturbing part where Maya Rudolph
am I saying your name right by the way?
she says
her daughter says Bumpty asked me out for ice cream
today she says
your dad asked me out for ice cream once
nine months later Andre
popped out which is a fucking weird
thing to say to your daughter suggesting that
on her first date ever, which is information
we gleaned by the infinitely hateable Donna,
that she's gonna fuck her on the first date.
I mean, she's gonna fuck him.
Start a family. God dang.
You are bleak this week, sir.
Dude, something changed this week. It was a new
depths of depression. Bleak week.
Fucking hell. Oh, God.
Nothing was working. The checkpoints weren't working. Johnak week. Fucking hell. Oh, God. Nothing was working.
The checkpoints weren't working.
John Lovitz wasn't.
Anyway, what else have we got here?
Someone's posted a Futurama meme of, what's his name?
Growing up too makes more money than Pacific Rim.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
That's good.
That made me chuckle.
Did it?
Someone said listening.
You of the Hollywood accounting conspiracy theory.
You must think that's a transparent meme, no?
I didn't think too much about it.
Kind of took it at face value.
Someone's taking the time.
Thanks, Simon McCarthy.
Christian Paprocki.
Do you know?
Are you mates with these people as well?
Because I'm not mates with them.
I think it was just my friends listening to this podcast.
I don't know these people.
Christian has said,
Listening to this podcast and feeding off your despair pleases me greatly.
Well, then this podcast this week is certainly a good one for you.
David Lee Corios, and I hope I'm saying your name right
because you're a very good comedian from Christchurch,
said this is good podcasting.
These aren't adding any value.
All right, maybe I should have bailed in retrospect.
We'll take this out in post.
Okie dokie.
Guys, thank you so much for listening.
We don't have a post.
Did you think I've been editing these?
No.
Have you ever listened to them?
Yeah, I think you can take it out, can't you?
What?
I can edit the file if I want.
I just have never been bothered.
How long is this one?
25.
Oh, that's okay.
Just got to put a little top and tail on there,
a little REO speed wagon, polish off that turd,
and fang it onto the internets.
And on that glorious note, I shall depart.
Away!
Okay, now that Tim's gone tell us what you
really think
like the Facebook
page
worst idea of all
time
any ideas
any reviews
any content
you can provide us
with because
I don't really
like this guy
I'm back
coming up in
week 10
the worst idea
of all time
drinking game
to accompany
your first watch
ever of
grown ups 2
also coming
next week hopefully hopefully, our interview
with Tanya, Ice Cream House Girl.
This is Tim Batts
saying, have a great week, and don't
watch the movie.
Okay, he's gone.
Please, please, just anything.
Just send it in to the page, okay?
This is gone, gone, I'm going to get out of here