The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E26: K-Mart
Episode Date: March 10, 2024Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:We're back and catching up. Due t...o internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.In this ep, Guy and Tim discuss the nature of Scotland's nationhood, the availability of K-Marts and how to tell the difference between a continuity error and clever character writing. Also, Guy gets his genitals out in public, Tim is celebrating his 27th birthday and the boys have their largest falling out yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Whispering in the kitchen, eh?
Tim and Guy, separated by ocean still.
It's Tim's birthday.
This entire episode is like a precursor to, if I remember correctly,
sort of one of Tim's genuine low points across all of our work together.
It's his birthday, I'm in Edinburgh and we're bickering. We're bickering
in a way. I'm not against it. I'm not totally against it, but I think the project and the
long distance nature of the recordings at this point are taking their toll
and I think it's showing in the episode.
I don't remember vividly the watching experience, but I remember the fitting inside of it.
You know, it's funny also to hear me talking about stand-up comedy in the year 2014.
I guess it's kind of nice i'm treating it with the same reverence i do now it's just embarrassing to think that i don't think i
was that good at it but um yeah this is like a this is a two-part episode basically because you
hear episode 26 this is us what responding to the movie after a delayed
response we'd watched it failed to record one knock this guy out and then if i remember correctly
we just go straight to work on tim's birthday we watch it again we we roll again and if if
if memory serves in that episode i'm pretty rude to tim so So this one, think of it as like the setup. Think of it
as June to episode 27's June 2. Lots to look forward to.
Cause before you know it, your precious time slips away Who are you? Who even are you? Guy Montgomery, I am a man who decided on his birthday a day, usually in
Western culture, celebrated by doing
what you want to do, going out with friends
having a drink, having a little party
I went, no, not me
I would quite like to watch Grown Ups 2
for the 27th time
in a row, if I may
That would suggest that you are a man who doesn't want to watch
grown-ups 2 with me right now which i find slightly offensive anyway before we can get
to the 27th viewing we better explain the situation uh we reached the halfway point
a couple of days ago maybe even a week ago felt like a long time um we watched grown-ups 2 together
for the 26th time however after the viewing when we tried to record the podcast there was a faulty internet connection we had to postpone which was a first and i would
like to personally lay the blame at orcon's feet because they really they fucked us hey mate
cuss them out some more i was with orcon when i lived in a flat and they were fucking atrocious
the thing is i've been with orcon for a while and they were good and then for this
particular thing they were so shit they cut us off without telling us and then wouldn't reconnect us
took fucking ages it was like a real dick move and i need real dick man it's 2014 for christ's
sake anyway back online now full noise full speed is. Back online, back in the game.
So this podcast, this episode, number 26,
is definitely going to have a different flavor.
Now, hold on, Guy.
Can you explain what the podcast is?
Because I think people need a refresher.
Okay, it's pretty simple.
Tim and I watch and review Grown Ups 2
once a week for a year.
So that is, I mean,
I guess what frustrates me about this being
the 26th episode is it's not right off the
back of watching the movie because this is the halfway
point. We're literally
on top of Mount, not on top of Mount Everest.
Well, I was going to use an
analogy where we climb a mountain and then the last
26th is us descending the mountain.
But if I'm going to use the Mount Everest analogy, I'd say
we're halfway up the mountain. that's a fair analogy that's a good use of that analogy well
done um and that's i mean that's pretty much the whole thing so if you've just decided to
you just decided to tune into this particular podcast like oh let's see what is happening on
episode 26 and you're not enjoying yourself already. Fuck off.
Hey, we don't want you.
We don't need you.
We don't need you. Get out.
We don't need anyone.
It's just Tim and I against the world.
I booked a return flight a week ago as well, Tim.
I can't wait to watch the movie sitting next to you once more.
That's me clapping.
That is me applauding that decision.
I can't wait.
I get back very early on the 3rd of September.
So if you want to sit next
to me there's something so uniquely depressing about doing this project and having to watch the
movie alone mate there's something so depressing about doing this project and having to watch the
movie alone while the biggest arts festival in the world rages on all around you um but i i get i get but I get back very early on the 3rd,
I thought we could do a jet lag episode.
What do you say?
Guy, wonderful idea.
So you're telling me that in addition to us
doing two podcasts and one viewing
on the day of my 27th birthday,
you want to spend the day you get back
from a large international trip
watching grown-ups too.
Is that what i'm
hearing i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself there tim i want to spend the first
day i get back from an international journey with you oh you you are drunk aren't you read between
the lines you aged prick that's um it's uh very lovely guy and i'll be delighted i am fucking
lovely i got my little long black hair in my hand
i'm gonna have a sip of that now listen guy um how did you feel watching grown-ups 2 for the 26th
time can you remember what feelings were running through your head um no not vividly i don't
remember i think i was a bit numb maybe i don't remember enjoying it or actively not enjoying it like I had with previous viewings.
I think it was just like, I do think that knowing in my head it was the halfway point sort of helped me get through somewhat.
Like I think that it made it a more forgiving watch than others have been.
And also we were exchanging quite a lot of notes given that and given the
way it's all worked out it's quite fortuitous because we can revisit them but i think we were
sort of both tuned in to the movie in the same way and that we were seeing things that even to
this point we we hadn't seen yeah oh yeah making points we hadn't made how did you how did you feel
um i felt similar there was from memory a uniquely depressing and crushing feeling to that viewing.
What time was it when you watched it?
I think it was one of those middle-of-the-night viewings.
Yeah, it was.
It was one of those late night, early morning for Guy Montgomery,
Tim Bette, everyone's asleep and he's alone in his flat whispering into a microphone
trying to get his 3G connection to work in the kitchen
That's right, whispering in the kitchen
your classic Timbatt scenario
Whispering in the kitchen, Timbatt's third album
It's a shatter
It really tapered off after that sophomore attempt
I reckon whispering in the kitchen
is a great name for a debut album
Timbatt is
whispering in the kitchen
featuring such hits as I look like a psycho if
anyone walked in right now uh it sounds like a country album i think i should like it to be
produced by uh taylor swift it sounds more like a christian music album recorded by two parents
who are having a massive fight but they don't want to wait one of those
christian albums where they've kind of like missed the mark quite heavily and they're actually just
bonkers they're just clinically insane but you're right you mentioned in passing their guy quite a
fortuitous little feature of that viewing which was that um half an hour into starting we just
started facebook messaging each other so we've actually got a bit of a running commentary of
what was going through our heads at the time yeah um how do you start going through some of that
should we should we just do it from the top so the you because you started it didn't you well
yeah i did so like clearly i can see where we started the movie because i went three two one
go so we could be watching the exact same moment simultaneously and it was and we spent half an hour without
saying anything to each other yeah but this wasn't planned or anything it just impromptu we started
flicking notes across the classroom and i opened up with uh and i think quite a valid point if the
soft serve machine was busted wouldn't you close the shop because the only thing it sells is fucking
ice cream right and then i go on to make a further, in my mind, pretty good point.
Colin Quinn asks Adam Sandler's daughter, what would you like?
Hey, it's probably ice cream, brother.
You know?
You sell ice cream.
That's all you sell.
I would like to play the role of devil's advocate here.
I knew you were going to call me on my bullshit.
Go on.
Well, they probably do milkshakes
and stuff as well you know yeah they probably do they probably i know i i remember when i read that
i was really on board with what you're saying like you probably drank then too mate no it was
early in the morning it's early in the morning now look at you yeah but there was a different time
right i've been being really sensible
it's just that
I did some gigs last night
and I got pretty excited
because everyone had to look at me
for 10 minutes
intermittently
and
I tell you what
of all the things I thought
would derail this podcast
I did not think it would be
one of us being drunk.
Like, we've surfed that wave so many times up until now.
I thought we had this.
Yeah, I thought we had it too.
Anyway, what I was saying was, like, it's an ice cream shop, sure,
but they have other options.
Milkshakes, ice blocks probably.
Oh, you're delving into this point more?
You feel like this deserves some more time on the podcast?
Okay, please, continue. blocks probably oh you're delving into this point more you feel like this deserves some more time on the podcast okay please continue look when we start arguing semantics over what and what doesn't deserve to be discussed on the podcast i think that's when we're both losing none of this deserves
to be discussed on the podcast anyway it was a good point i laughed when i read it i thought i
love where tim batts heads at right now um so then what did you say for that you said but but what about these beers oh
i just said a direct i just said a direct quote um for the movie which is at one point two of
the young characters have they're in their last year of high school get off not that young
well yeah like 18 17 18 17 or 18 anyway they get given beers at a party and i do the thing is
because this movie is just sends such a negative message
like across the board.
And I feel like occasionally they just clamber
to try and have a positive social message.
And I think this is an instance of them
sort of just with their fingers hanging off a cliff
saying, please respect us.
So they get given two beers and one of them,
Adam Sandler's son turns to Chris Rockstone and says,
but what about these beers, man?
If we don't drink them they'll be on to us
and I'm not sure I'm ready for beer yet
just drink the beer, it's fucking the first day of summer
it's stinging hot, you just finished
high school
I love that you write
so you just put down the quote
I'm not sure I'm ready for beer yet
and you said that line of dialogue
pops off the page
yeah
imagine seeing the script written down man
well one day we will one day we'll we'll do do you know what i'm gonna do bro i am gonna i'm
gonna buy you the script as a present like at the end of this i'm gonna find a way to like
source the script and print it out give it to be good. I'll frame it, mate.
You will.
You bloody will.
At the end of all this, that would be the most fantastic heirloom.
Just cap it off.
Anyway, so there was that observation.
Then you were just rehashing a conversation we had on the internet.
Dude, I don't know if you realise,
but this podcast is us rehashing a movie for an entire year.
So it's fine.
Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong. God, I've got a lot you realise, but this podcast is us rehashing a movie for an entire year, so it's fine. Oh, yeah.
Thank you very much.
God, they've got a lot of coins here.
Listen to this.
They've got too many coins.
What are you dealing with there in Scotland?
Are they on the euro?
Well, no, they're on the pound, mate.
They're on the pound, but they've got their own.
They've got their own pound, but it's tied to the pound sterling, is that right?
So they're always the same.
That's correct, although there is a referendum on at the moment um scotland is looking at uh becoming independent
that'll never happen there's a there's a vote it's happening like right now there's people really
like out on the streets giving out flyers saying vote yes which means vote yes for independence
that's um exciting It's really not.
No, it is.
Come on, it's a little exciting.
There's people all over the streets here giving out flyers.
It's not fucking exciting at all.
They're just, I don't know,
it's exciting for the Scots,
but I'm not too invested
in the whole situation,
so to speak.
Why do you think it's exciting?
Because it's always exciting when in 2014
a nation is still squabbling about
whether it should be independent or not.
You would have thought they'd have that sussed by now.
Well, would you like us to become a republic?
Yeah, man.
New Zealand? Yeah?
Yeah, but I've got nothing to back that up.
It just feels like a good idea, you know?
I know what you mean exactly
if we became a republic
would we still be allowed
in the Commonwealth Games
nah man
we wouldn't
that's the thing
and we hold on to that shit
what other like
collection of athletics
are we going to come
sixth in
nah nah
we need the Commonwealth Games
it's like we go from
being the 40th biggest guy
in high school
to being like
the 6th biggest guy
in high school exactly and I'm 6th biggest guy in high school.
Exactly.
And I'm not ready to give that up!
Anyway, onto the movie.
So then after my comment, you wrote back.
So where are we?
You found a continuity error with Kevin James' character.
I don't think it's a continuity error.
I just think it's an instance of Kevin James' character
being a fucking pathological liar.
Is that where he says at one
point that he's jumped off suicide 35 and everyone says that he has into some shit yeah but he said
yeah they need to not like the way that it's because the treatment in the film of that is
not like that of a character lying it is that of a script writer that forgot which way it goes and then no one proofreading the script yeah that's it's classic continuity era if you pay attention to it no which
you have the opportunity to do guy because we're about to watch the fucking movie again after this
immediately after this that's what i'm quite looking forward to in the podcast is through
this episode i'm excited and slightly drunk and then you'll be able to chart my descent
and you are going to be tired and hungover it's going to be such a different flavor of a podcast
you're going to be so grim but in saying that i think the reason they could be so lazy with it is
is on account of um the characters all all having massive personality defects and so even if even
like if it was like oh no there's going to be a continuity error
then Dennis Dugan
the director
and Adam Sandler
writer would have
just said
oh yeah
but don't worry
about it
because it turns out
Kevin James' character
in this movie
is just a fucking liar
and then they were like
okay
well it does make sense
it does
it does
it makes it like
a cohesive thing yeah uh more continuity
errors though chris rock chris rock continuity errors all over the show re tool belt and
sunglasses and shit now this is this seems like it would be pretty big yeah i'm gonna look out
for it this time what you'll notice is chris rock is wearing his tool belt in Kmart for no reason.
Like, dude, you're not going to work in Kmart.
You're not going to work all day, frankly.
I don't know why the fuck you took the tool belt out of the house.
At no point did he go to work.
He's swanning around Kmart trying to look like he's an industrious member of society
by wearing his tool belt.
And then I can't remember when he stops wearing it.
Maybe in the car yard, in the car park, it suddenly suddenly disappears and there's also a similar amount of confusion around like sunglasses
he's got sunglasses in his shirt you know i thought you meant it was like continuity errors
and like between shots it appears and disappears well it is between shots isn't it the nature of
it's a series of shots you fucking idiot you know what i mean i know you mean but like if you wore
okay if we went to came out together god forbid um and you walked in wearing your tool belt for
your whoa dude we should attempt to watch and record in a kmart like watch the entire movie
on one of their tvs and record it the store. I really like that idea.
You definitely have to.
Where's Kmart?
Where can you even find a fucking Kmart?
Yeah.
Do they exist?
They used to be really prolific.
Do you remember when...
Google Kmart.
When you were younger,
or when I was younger,
and you were younger too,
there used to be an ad on TV for...
I just saw you reply to a tweet, you fucking asshole.
We're doing a podcast here.
I was looking up Kmart.
Wait a minute, that means you've got Twitter open,
so fuck you, double jeopardy.
No, they just come through as notifications
in the top right corner of my screen.
Oh, my bad.
Anyway, there was an ad where a woman used to sit in a room
surrounded by toys,
and I think it was an ad for for Kmart and she'd just be surrounded
by toys and like talk about how
cool her life is or something and I always
wanted to find that room and I lived in
Christchurch near a suburb called
Hornby and in Hornby there's
a Coopland's Bakery
and the colours of Coopland's Bakery
are red and blue
and so we'd drive past this
bakery when we'd
go to the movies and
i'd always think that
that's where they
recorded it i always
thought that like in
this what turns out
to be a disgusting
pie shop was a room
just filled with toys
and a woman and a
camera and she lived
there i must have
been quite young or
stupid
guy i'm having
trouble following
where the fuck your
head is at right now
i can only fathom
what people listening to this while they're like driving or at the gym or walking around.
Just struggling to keep up with the drunken ineptitude of this out loud venture into your childhood.
Like what the fuck are you talking about?
You've lost it mate.
You're gone.
I thought that was pretty coherent.
you've lost it mate you're gone
I thought that was pretty coherent
hey
so there's a Kmart in St Luke's
and one in Henderson
so we'll pick one of those when you get back
St Luke's
I'm glad we settled that
you've put me off I'm sorry we settled that. You put me off.
I'm sorry, but it was...
I kind of followed what you were saying,
but it was just so...
You were so distracted.
The thing is that people at home will understand
because they weren't fucking busy googling Kmart like you were.
You've got no respect for me anymore.
I don't like the way you're ageing, Tim Bat.
Oh, guy. Lay off.
Lay off, mate. Okay, the next thing you've written is don't expect me anymore I don't like the way you're aging Tim Bat oh guy lay off lay off mate okay
the next thing you've written
is Paddy Schwartz
sucks something fierce
I don't even know
what that means
that's Patrick Schwarzenegger
but I couldn't spell
Schwarzenegger
so I condensed it
to Paddy
Paddy Schwartz
that's quite a good nickname
Paddy Schwartz
and then I've said
pretty sure Taylor Lautner
is part Native American
Paddy is so white
And European
You're not brothers bro
Alright
That's you just being petty
Because you know
For a fact
That fraternity brothers
Refer to each other
As brothers
Even though they're not related
Holy fuck
I did it
That never clicked for me
I always thought
That he was referring
To him as his
Biological brother
What?
Yeah
Every time I've seen it i've
thought that you blow my mind montgomery that's insane how could you think that they were brothers
they're so obviously not brothers and i know i just you guys surely you know that you understand
fraternities right yeah sure but i just i never connected those dots i just chalked it up to the
like stupidness of whoever the casting agent was.
Yeah, fair enough.
The movie does play...
It's playing games...
Plays games with you.
Because every now and then it gets something right
to throw you a curveball for the shit it gets wrong,
just to keep you on your toes.
That is correct.
That's how it gets here.
Then I said...
Then we entered into a discussion about potential trademark violations
because in the garage where higgins works that
lamonsoff owns there is a van that they're working on which has an x-wing from star wars spray painted
on it uh so i'm used if you wanted to could george lucas sue due to the x-wing on the van
to which you responded i don't know star wars which isn't really relevant but that's fine
it's pretty relevant because i don't know how like
unique to star wars probably pretty unique to star wars it is i guess but then i said pop but
posit that question in the cast is oh yes let's talk about it here we are this is terrible i don't
like going through this stream of consciousness messages bullshit it's not it's not flying
with me it's not working for you
nah nah it's not man is it working for you no i don't know i'm pretty chilled out i made some
other notes tell me about your gig last night let's take a brief respite from the movie and
me yelling at you about various things okay so there was it was real fun. There's a show here called the Alternative Comedy Memorial Society.
And it's pretty much a safe space for comics.
During the festival,
it's somewhere where they can go blow off steam.
And it's not a traditional stand-up show in the slightest.
It's like you go there and you fuck around.
Like last week, when I went to the first one I saw,
Michael Legg and Robin Ince went on stage
and they sang a song and it went,
A, you're adorable.
B, you're adorable.
C, you're adorable.
And it went on and on.
They did the whole alphabet.
And then afterwards, Robin Ince said,
and now the other side of the story.
One, you're adorable.
Two, you're...
And it was so funny and so silly
and then afterwards after every act the hosts come on stage and they say a failure and the
whole crowd shouts back a noble failure anyway uh through some some meeting of people i managed to
get a spot on it and i did it last night and i was like yeah it's
like it's a proper institute here and i was quite sort of unsure of what to do so i came up with
several concepts but none of them were really doing it for me and then eventually i settled on
um i went up on stage wearing like so like about 15 different items of clothing. Several layers of clothing.
Like, layers and layers of clothing.
And I went up to the microphone and I said, what did I say?
I said, oh, what's up Edinburgh?
Some weather we're having.
And then no one laughed, because why would you laugh at that?
And then I said, whoo, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
And I took off my jacket.
I said, whoo, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
And I took off my jacket.
And then I said, oh, look, mate, this is just blatantly disrespectful.
No, no, no, listen.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Tim's ruined the rehashing of the gig for the whole podcast.
You don't need to know about it.
Guy.
No, I'm genuinely, I'm drunk and I'm sensitive I'm listening to
I am listening to your retelling
The story
You were communicating with someone
Mate you're on video now right
You can't just
Lately lose interest in the middle of my thread
I was listening to most of that
I heard
The overwhelming majority of it.
I'm really, I'm hurt.
Guy, stay with me.
Stay with me, bro.
No, you fucking stay with me, Tim.
Fucking get me to tell a story
and then tune out halfway through.
I got up to when you said
some weather we're having
and then no one laughed.
And then what?
And then what?
What, but what but what
what's the situation
tell me the situation
what situation
well what's the context
of me saying
some weather we're having
that you're at
that
that
alternative comedy
memorial
gig
event
so you weren't listening at all
what is this
test you're not why fuck you gig event so you weren't listening at all what is this test
you're not
fuck you
you weren't even listening at the slightest
I was listening
yes that's correct but there was more detail peppered in
which is vital to the story
this must be like listening to mum and dad
have a fight in the kitchen
this is whispering in the kitchen
fuck you Timber
I don't know if I'll put this one up a fight in the kitchen. This is whispering in the kitchen. Fuck you, Timber. I'm fucked up.
I don't know if I'll put this one up.
This has gone well south.
I started talking to my flatmate
about having another cup of tea
and you really spit the fucking dummy, man.
This really got out of hand.
I'm just disgusted.
You can't ask me to tell the story and then tune out.
I listened to so much of it.
And I just wanted to figure out another cup of tea.
You did listen to so much of it.
You completely missed the fucking story.
I don't know what to do, man.
I don't know what to do.
You definitely can't tell it again.
I mean, I can.
No, everyone else has heard it.
Then you're telling it twice on the podcast.
They haven't heard it.
They've only heard the setup.
They haven't heard what actually happened.
Then what are you getting angry about?
Because you didn't even listen to the setup.
I was going to tell another fucking minute or so of a story.
You weren't even going to understand it.
And then you're going to laugh politely and pretend that you knew what was happening even though you didn't here's what i
heard uh two comics i haven't heard of before did this gig the night prior and sung a delightful
song where they sung a's for adorable b's for adorable then we got to now the other side of
the story one is you're adorable two is you're adorable okay and then you had the opportunity
to do the gig which is fantastic so you got up there and you're adorable okay and then you had the opportunity to do the gig which
is fantastic so you got up there and you said some weather we're having in edinburgh and no
one laughed and why should they because it wasn't funny and that's when an offer of tea was made and
i tried to suss out some logistics look you're gonna listen back to this podcast and be embarrassed
by how rude you were yeah that's why i'm not sure if i'm gonna put it up no you're
definitely gonna put it up this is a fucking zinger i was wearing like 15 layers of clothing
oh my god i did miss that yeah you said a very important piece of content okay oh this is a
great story yeah keep going and i went no like yeah lots of clothing and i went on stage i'm
getting so berated on my birthday.
You can get fucked.
I've got some sort of free get out of jail free card.
It's not your birthday here.
Oh, it is actually.
Is your birthday on Tuesday the 19th?
Yeah, it is your birthday here.
But I don't care because you were rude.
So I'm wearing all these clothes.
And I said, oh, it's some weather we're having.
And then no one laughed
because why would they?
You might remember that part of the story.
And then I said,
is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
And I took off my jacket
and then I said,
whoa,
is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
And I took off another layer
and I just kept saying,
whoa,
is it getting hot in here
or is it just me?
Until I was completely naked.
Wow. At which point I said, well, was it getting hot in here, or is it just me, until I was completely naked. Wow.
At which point I said, whoa,
does someone turn the air conditioning on here?
It's getting a bit chilly.
And then I proceeded to put my clothes back on while saying it was cold.
Wow.
And how many gigs are there in the world where you can do that?
Were you intoxicated at that point,
or was that just Montgomery free flowing?
That was just Montgomery free flowing in total sobriety.
That's awesome.
That's awesome, bro.
Yeah.
So what, you had the CMB out there?
Were you wearing underwear?
I had the CMB out there.
I was wearing three sets of underpants.
So each time I'd take one off, it would be another reveal.
Like, oh, oh.
That's awesome.
You must have looked
like the marshmallow man
heading out there
with that many clothes on
well
I actually
naturally I wear
quite baggy clothes
which lent itself
very well to the gag
because I probably
just looked a bit
more thick skinned
than usual
but like puffy
I would think
and it was hard
to move around
and how did you get
that many layers
of clothing on
did someone else assist
no they're baggy clothes mate yeah i know but but like if they're all the same
amount of baggy then it would be a logistical no no it's a sliding scale of baggy okay that's cool
i thought this through anyway we're running it we're running out of time on this episode of the podcast um oh no so just give me a shining light
fuck really um okay uh did i write one down probably not i think i might have did you have one yeah i scrambled to look through the notes um i found one it was when adam sandler
drives a school bus to school and they're talking to the principal and all the kids get off,
for some reason,
I'm assuming they shot a scene which later got deleted.
Keithy, if you look carefully,
Keithy, his son,
is still on the school bus.
He's the only one on the school bus,
but he's in shot.
Like, you can see him through the window.
Wait, sorry, back up again.
When is this?
Do you listen to anything I say?
Just,
can you just tell me
what part of the movie
you're talking about specifically?
I literally just did that.
How can I be the drunk and correct one?
I'm looking through my notes.
Adam Sandler drives a school bus to school
and when they're talking to
principal tardio or whatever his name go right to class go right to class now remember today
is a half day hey that's my laptop that's all you know that one is that enough fucking context for
you anyway adam sandler's son keithy you're a terrible drunk i'm a fucking fine drunk you're
a terrible listener um he's still on the school bus
his son is still on the school bus
because I'm assuming
that they were going to
pick up a scene
that involved Keithy
being on the bus
but they didn't
so it just looks weird
like it looks like
he's got self esteem problems
and he's just stayed
sitting on the school bus
because he's afraid
to get out and go
to the last day of school
that's your shining light
well
if I didn't get upset
in the middle of telling you
about it it would have been yeah it is my shining light. Well, if I didn't get upset in the middle of telling you about it, it would have been,
yeah, it is my shining light.
Oh, guy.
Oh, guy.
Oh, Tim.
Come on, man.
This shit feels real now, today.
This feels real, real.
This feels too real.
It is real.
It is.
The whole thing's real.
You seem genuinely hurt.
I'm not genuinely hurt.
Do you know what I'm going to do, Guy?
I'm going to take this opportunity to apologise for tuning out at various points.
I've had a long day.
Do you know what?
What?
You're not going to accept the apology, are you?
No, I am.
It's absolutely fine.
I mean, when you said it like that, of course you'd tune out.
I'm just talking fucking nonsense, mate.
There's some cognitive dissonance happening because I'm like,
there's a weird thing about us doing the podcast before we watch the movie
because I know something horrible is coming.
It's like seeing storm clouds on the horizon coming toward you when you're camping.
Looks like storms are coming.
Storms brewing.
So have you got a shining light?
Just make it up so we can end this one and watch the movie and record another one
well I kind of like I want to reference something
you said but then it's sort of stealing it
but you just said
when
at the end of the movie when that woman's
feeding the beer bong to that dog
yeah and she says
you're an animal she's eating to the dog
it's funny
it's so silly but it is fucking funny
all right that's a great shining light
and um oh no i felt okay maybe i've found it okay so this is the note that i put
yeah did you see that guy take his green singlet did you ever see that guy take off his green
singlet very drunkenly before just before lenny goes to speak to Kavanagh? Okay,
that's my shining light. There is a guy in the
back... Why are you taking your clothes off?
It's hot.
Oh no, are you doing the bit?
I'm not doing the bit.
I don't need to see your CMB right now, man.
I know it's my birthday, but I don't
need that. Alright, your shining light
is a guy drunkenly taking his singlet off. I'm going to look
out for it in this viewing. That was 26 of the worst idea of all time congratulations
everybody we've made it to the halfway point uh i want to paint a picture of people as we close out
i'm not going to proceed to take his clothes off he's presumably naked and we can only see him from
the shoulders up though and he's now lying in a bed in a very kind of like relaxed shall we say
position it's it's creepy in fact i'm going to take a screenshot of this exact moment and it's now lying in a bed in a very kind of like relaxed, shall we say, position.
It's creepy.
In fact, I'm going to take a screenshot of this exact moment and it's going to be the thumbnail for the episode.
Done.
Great.
Thank you for that lovely smile, Guy.
You're welcome, mate.
Let's watch the movie.
Episode 27 coming out soon.
Oh my God, here we go again