The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E28: Return

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy has triumphiantly returned fr...om Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and together they've ripped up another watch of this fine piece of cinema we call Grown Ups 2. Topics covered in this ep include (but are not limited to): Paddy Schwartz Party Time, the pace of Hollywood, love interests AND the acceptable length of an intermediate school ballet recital. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Even as a participant in the episodes we have listened to so far, I consider this episode 28 to be welcome respite from the distance and tension that has been building between Tim and I throughout the season. Light and shade. It's a concept we talk about from time to time. And this is light. This is two friends. Happy to see each other. Almost happy to see the movie. This is the birth of Patty Schwartz. Party time.
Starting point is 00:00:36 This is history in the making. 28 episodes in. It's interesting to hear when the sort of the benchmark features occur so i guess that meant what's 52 minus 28 is 24 24 party times to look forward to um i'm almost sad my holiday is over but i you know don't don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. And the upshot is I'm with Tim. Tim's with me. He's buying tech.
Starting point is 00:01:10 He's talking tech. He's laying the foundations for the decade to come. But mostly we're just having fun with each other. So you are invited cordially to have some fun with us, starting now. Hello, and welcome along to the worst idea of all time with me John Cena Guy Montgomery's back everyone welcome to the I might add some applause Guy Montgomery is back he's back he's just touched down today he's gotten off an international flight
Starting point is 00:02:07 Guy how in God's name are you? I'm actually you know what Tim I'm going really good thanks I'm in a particularly good mood we all are mate I mean let's not beat around the bush but we certainly beat around the bush
Starting point is 00:02:21 you know what I'm saying? oh that was very thinly veiled well appreciated that reference well I mean there's only one way to really tackle We've certainly been around the bush, you know what I'm saying? Oh, that was very thinly veiled. Well appreciated, that reference. Well, I mean, there's only one way to really tackle today's watch, Tim, and it was head on. Yeah, and it wasn't sober. That's for damn sure.
Starting point is 00:02:36 We've got to grab the bull by the horns and really see who takes you on this one. Oh, I feel like we grabbed the horns by the bull in a way. Yeah, absolutely. We were twisting it round. We were twisting round the dichotomy. We really took control today. We said, hey, movie, you're not going to boss us around. How do you like when we boss you around the dichotomy we really took control we said hey movie you're not going to
Starting point is 00:02:46 boss us around how do you like when we boss you around paradigm shifters that's us that's what we were doing certainly that's how it felt anyway
Starting point is 00:02:52 I'm good thank you Tim it's good to be back good it's good to have you back what'd you hey guy can I ask you a question
Starting point is 00:02:58 can I ask you a personal question go for it mate what'd you think of the movie mate yeah yeah not bad actually I mean today
Starting point is 00:03:09 I've got to be honest with all of our listeners whoever you are who are you by the way today explain yourself today Tim and I were very complimentary
Starting point is 00:03:19 about pretty much all the actors at one point or another during the film like every main actor everyone we've cussed out before at least at one point in the movie got one of or another during the film. Like, every main actor, everyone we've cussed out before, at least at one point in the movie, we've got one of us turning to the other one in all genuine emotion and saying, I feel like Kevin James really nailed that line, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:35 But do you know who I was really paying attention to? Patty Schwartz. And Patty Schwartz brought the noise. We'll get on to that later. We'll get on to that later. That's for later. That's a tease, folks. That's what we're in the biz called a tease. That's a good tease. I'd stick around to find out to that later. We'll get on to that later. That's for later. That's a tease, folks. That's what we're in the biz called a tease.
Starting point is 00:03:45 That's a good tease. I'd stick around to find out where that leads. To paint a little picture for you folks, we're currently in my lounge in my new flat. This is your first time at the flat. What do you think, guys? Yeah, I mean, you've really hit a home run here, Tim. It's a beautiful, it's not a flat, it's a home.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Thank you. For a start. Thank you for recognising that. Wonderfully furnished. I believe my comment when I walked in today was, this is like where a grown-up lives. is like where they live on shortland street that is exactly word for word what you said and you're right it's like it's like i'm living in an attractive set because i'm not used to living in attractive places like a well-dressed flat set
Starting point is 00:04:17 i could see sarah and tk arguing over muselet that very tabletop. Had Serapots not died recently, thanks for opening that recently scabbed over wound, bro. Don't reference that. It'll age the podcast terribly. God, will it what? Wait a minute. This podcast sucks though. No, this is a good podcast.
Starting point is 00:04:40 We're burning the club up right now. Alright, if you say so. I'm sorry to bring that negativity into the zone That's okay I'm radiating so much fucking positive energy right now Ladies and gentlemen, this is the worst idea of all time This is a podcast in which myself and Guy Montgomery Two comedians from New Zealand
Starting point is 00:04:55 Have endeavoured to watch the film Grown Ups 2 With a stellar cast and a huge budget We endeavoured to watch that film once a week Every week For one year So far we're up to episode number 28 which means we've seen the film now as of a few minutes ago 28 times chance for doing the maths for them tim they might have really struggled with the equation as you said we're watching it
Starting point is 00:05:18 for a year this is the 28th week they're probably going now how many times does that mean they've watched what you don't appreciate guys that people tune in and out of stuff like this so you got to nail the points that you really want to drive home and you you gave the answer away in the equation i know but sometimes people like tune out they're like episode you know in the head and then i have to really nail what you think what happened is you tuned out during your own thought and then you need to reiterate it you're dead right you're dead right yeah and i mean tim sorry just i'm just gonna sort of reference the fact that it's the 28th viewing i feel like between us this was probably aside from i can't actually cite an
Starting point is 00:05:55 example maybe after the 48 hour film festival we had a very good time watching the movie but this is certainly one of the top two grown-ups to movie watching experiences i've had in my life and i say that as a man who's watched grown-ups to 28 times. I'm with you on that. And we had minimal guests as well because usually it's really enjoyable when you have some fresh eyes in the room as we've talked about in previous episodes. But this time, Ra came in,
Starting point is 00:06:16 he had a seat, he joined us briefly, he was my flatmate and then he had to go to the basketball game within about 40 minutes of turning up. Do you know why it worked so well? Because it's like we're guests for each other. Because we've been apart for so long. Exactly. Exactly my point. This is exactly what I was talking about
Starting point is 00:06:30 when I said this podcast is going to make us better friends. So in a relationship, folks, it's important to give each other a little space and independence every now and then so that you can be your own person. You're such a good communicator. I fucking love it when you communicate like this. And so what Guy did is he fucked off to the Northern Hemisphere for a bit and he's been traveling around Europe. As well, you know, can be your own person. You're such a good communicator. I fucking love it when you communicate like this. And so what Guy did is he fucked off to the northern hemisphere for a bit
Starting point is 00:06:47 and he's been travelling around Europe. As well, you know, if you're a fan of the podcast. But I've been in touch with you. Constant. Constant communication. More than anyone else. But only about the podcast. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:06:58 So that's happened. And now, Guy, you're back in my life. I know. I couldn't be happier about it. We're side by side. My thigh is touching Tim's wrist yeah
Starting point is 00:07:06 it's because I'm holding the mic it's um shit's intense I mean you I don't want to let the cat out of the bag so to speak but it's pretty
Starting point is 00:07:14 unprofessional recording situation we've got on our hands whatever this is as professional as we've ever done it I've got a pop shield now I think I do think the sound quality
Starting point is 00:07:22 is going to be markedly better there's no way to tell well if you listen to the podcast oh yeah I guess that's a way like what the people
Starting point is 00:07:30 are doing right now but for us recording it right now yeah no but whoever's listening to it right now and they're thinking in their head
Starting point is 00:07:35 oh no is this better or worse quality than when I listened to episode 27 they'll definitely be thinking this is way better I hope so I hope so
Starting point is 00:07:42 I hope the investment has really paid off how much did that cost you what the mic the microphone much did that cost you what the mic the microphone the microphone that well
Starting point is 00:07:49 okay this thingy that I'm gonna use for a lot of things it cost me I think I think it was 250 or 300 bucks 250's
Starting point is 00:07:56 second hand no no first hand I don't buy tech second hand man don't you no you don't buy tech
Starting point is 00:08:03 second hand there's a lot of shit I'll buy second hand but tech isn't among the things why not don't you trust's a rookie no you don't buy tech second hand there's a lot of shit I'll buy second hand but tech isn't among the things why not don't you trust anyone it's just like
Starting point is 00:08:09 it's probably burnt out and you don't get the warranty and what not you know and so where'd you buy this from was it on sale
Starting point is 00:08:14 I don't know it was on a website oh nice shopping online smart it is and what about this microphone this is about
Starting point is 00:08:22 $15 I think second hand no it was new but only because I couldn't be bothered searching out a second hand And what about this microphone popper? This is about $15, I think. Secondhand? No, it was new, but only because I couldn't be bothered searching out a secondhand pop shield to save a dollar. You know? All right, well, now we know. Now we're all up to speed. We're all up to speed on the setup.
Starting point is 00:08:36 We're all up to speed on the gear. And for those wondering, it's a Tascam DR-40, just so you're aware. I'd say that comment probably struck a chord with roughly 0.0 you started this guy not me not me you started this conversation um so listen guy we've got so many ideas now we've just been chatting chatting away as the movie's been progressing and we've got ideas for new segments and i would like to kick off the inaugural uh like um outing of a new segment which you thought of i don't want
Starting point is 00:09:06 to take the thunder away from you so please tell us what it is and what it's called the segment is called patty schwartz party time and what is it uh patrick schwarzenegger son of arnold schwarzenegger appears in the movie probably maybe four possibly five times five times too many if you ask me i think it's about right anyway uh it's quite it's just fascinating knowing that it's arnold schwarzenegger's son and the more you watch the movie the more your eye is drawn towards the action uh whatever he's involved with during the i guess the main reason it's so appealing is because he's not a particularly strong actor but what he lacks in sort of raw talent uh he makes up for in buck-eyed enthusiasm.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It's like when you're at school and you get separate grades for effort and achievement. Do you remember that in primary? They give you a whatever out of 10 for effort. You get like a nine, but achievement, you get a six, which means you're bad, but you're into it. He's through the roof on participation. And so Patty Schwartz's Party Time
Starting point is 00:10:04 is pretty much just the patrick schwarzenegger highlight of the of the film and i mean do you think we do one actually share one i think we've got to share one because we have got a lot of viewing okay my friend well can i can i do today's please uh so it's when they're at the frat house and brayden higgins has has vandalized it and taylor laughton does what in opinion, is probably one of the more inspiring speeches of the film, in which he says, we are going to find those fart heads, and we are going to kill them. Which is a pretty strong juxtaposition between a very lighthearted,
Starting point is 00:10:36 sort of childish put-down, and a pretty serious sort of criminal act. Yeah. Probably, arguably, one of the most serious criminal acts there is. It's that kind of Shakespearean light and shade which really makes the movie work in my experience it's really what for mine makes it pop off the page and into your living room
Starting point is 00:10:53 I mean I've said that probably I think in every podcast so far countless times before so there's no need to go down that particular train of thought at this juncture anyway in this moment speaking of trains and junctures we're going to bring that up later as well oh big time a lot of talk about with trains but sorry we're
Starting point is 00:11:10 still on point so patty schwarzenegger after taylor and his inspiring speech all the frat boys still going kill kill and they were chanting and they were sort of racking each other up and and grabbing their shirts and stuff and just for those of you not in the room guy literally just grabbed my shirt as he said that. Just to add emphasis. And Patrick Schwarzenegger looks left and he looks right for someone to interact with. But all of the other actors are taken. So he's left with nothing to do.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Yeah. But just think on your feet, Paddy. All right. Be quick, Paddy. This is Hollywood. Things move fast around here. And so he just starts fist pumping. Like it's 4am
Starting point is 00:11:45 and I beat that and he's up to his eyeballs and fucking the cacao bean and I don't know it's like a you're right six or seven second shot
Starting point is 00:11:54 there's so many moments in this film where Paddy Schwartz is crying out from a little brotherly love from his fellow actors on screen because he doesn't know
Starting point is 00:12:02 how to act so he's like maybe if I interact with someone else who knows how to act, it'll either rub off or they won't pay as much attention to me. And he gets nothing back, right? He gets cold shoulders.
Starting point is 00:12:12 A lot of cold shoulders. He gets some brick walls out there. So yeah, that's, I mean, for me, that was... I don't know how I sang it before. Paddy Schwartz! Party time! Paddy Schwartz! Party time!
Starting point is 00:12:24 That was pretty good. Party time! Weartz Party time Party time We hadn't rehearsed that You may be able to tell That was off the cuff Believe it or not Believe it or not Patty Schwartz is in the film
Starting point is 00:12:34 And he can't even act a little bit Flying away on his daddy's career He was Terminator Now it's party time Batty Schwartz, party time Alright, we should outsource our stings Because neither of us can do them Go ahead, pull out the notebook
Starting point is 00:12:56 Because this is the beautiful thing about you being here today We shared a notebook and we shared notes Do you want to get into the second regular segment we have in the show? Shining Light Now, with the spend appropriate time? No, we'll do another tease. Okay, very good. Please, like grown-ups do,
Starting point is 00:13:10 let's set up a whole lot of threads that don't pay off. So meta. This is what we do on commercial radio. It's called a tease. After the break, coming up in the next 15, we've got Iggy Azalea. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:13:23 You tell me what is coming on the podcast. Okay, go again. You're on The Worst Idea of All Time with old Betty and Monty. And coming up in the next 15... We've got The Shining Light. What's yours this week, Tim? Actually, don't tell me. Save it for later.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We've also got a little segment about Halston Sage. Now, you might remember her. She's the actress who's played Nancy Kerrigan. Arbuckle. This whole fake radio shit. No, commit. You never commit enough. So, no, it's gone now.
Starting point is 00:13:55 It's definitely gone now. It was close, though. Damn it. So, what do you want to get into? If that's not what we're getting into. Oh, look, I just... On the way home, on the flight i watched bad neighbors which is a seth rogan roseburn zach efron dave franco film is that um uh thingy bob directing it you know from freaks and geeks
Starting point is 00:14:18 no it wasn't judd apatow it was thank you i like that that was the piece of work I picked from his as well yeah yeah that was a long time ago I can't remember who it was doesn't matter anyway she's in the movie I watched it I thought it was
Starting point is 00:14:33 a pretty funny movie it was quite good fun there was some high like especially you know as always because I don't watch enough movies at the moment
Starting point is 00:14:39 measuring it against Grown Ups 2 which is the yardstick came out great and Halston Sage who plays the the girl who Greg has a crush on in Grown Ups 2 which is the yardstick came out great and Halston Sage who plays the the girl who Greg has a crush on
Starting point is 00:14:47 in Grown Ups 2 probably the like only love interest in the movie actually if you think about it apart from the wives no no no but they're not
Starting point is 00:14:53 a love interest they're just like a love you know yeah I know I know what about Bump Dan Chris Ransom
Starting point is 00:15:00 oh yeah no I beg your pardon yep there is two Charlotte I believe is her name anyway you'd think we'd know that by this point,
Starting point is 00:15:06 but apparently we don't. I don't even have a point on this, really. I just saw she was in another movie. I was like, oh, well, good for her. You don't want her to go down with the sinking ship. I want a career to flourish. Well, that's the thing, because the ballet instructor...
Starting point is 00:15:21 Is it ballet? They do say ballet. It doesn't resemble any ballet i've seen but the ballet teacher in this movie i don't think it's done any other films yeah certainly not of this budget i've also got a little quibble with the ballet recital please guys this is like the big school ballet recital that they're building towards for i assume the last term of of school this is it bro you've paid your three thousand dollars for your kid to attend. You've dropped them off. You've picked them up countless times. It's fucked
Starting point is 00:15:48 up your day plans. But what's it all leading to? The big recital. They've got a sellout. They've got a full house in the school assembly hall. I think we're talking about between 500 and 800 parents have come along to watch this ballet recital. And this teacher's been working on it for God knows how long.
Starting point is 00:16:03 The response when she comes out on stage is massive. And she sort of rides around in her leotard with her push-up bra for about 40 seconds. Good verb. Rides is accurate. Then the kids come out. They prance around on there for like one minute. The music shifts like tempo once.
Starting point is 00:16:23 And that's it. Well, what do you want to see in your ballet recital if i was a parent i would be rovable this is the fruit of the like i just want to mention as well that the kids about eight years old guy is really disappointed with the standard of this uh recital put on by a bunch of eight-year-olds it's just just, there's teachers just parading around out there. Like, it's just, anyway, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:48 No, no, but honestly, let's analyze this against the yardstick of what we would want. No, no, no, let me just ask this. We've got notes to get through. Guy, Monty, let me just ask this question. What would you like to see?
Starting point is 00:16:57 Like, what would you expect? You're a parent in the room. Okay. What kind of time frame? How many songs? We're talking about kids who are probably aged between, I reckon, five and ten. Sure. Maybe aged between, I reckon, five and ten.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Sure. Maybe, yeah, I'd say five and ten. About that. Five and ten, like, sort of, I think it's what, 20 to 30, five to 10-year-old girls, practicing ballet twice a week after school, once before it. It's pretty, I assume, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:21 they've got the outfits. Sure. It looks like they've invested a bit of time and money in this. I think it would be reasonable to expect a 10-minute ballet recital. I was going to say 45, so you've gone under. So, yeah. I'm with you. I'm very much with you.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I'm thinking in the realm of the film. I mean, 45 is... No, 45's not bad, actually. 45's all right for a ballet recital. It is. It's a lot more than two. You know, it was a break in between for refreshment. So, we're talking in terms of stage time, 35 probably. You know, take a 35 probably you know take a couple minutes off and don't be afraid to throw in a narrative
Starting point is 00:17:49 yeah just like two vaguely synchronized dance routines i hear and one solo yeah look at the great works uh the nutcracker there we go swan lake there we go romeo and juliet they all tell stories on the stage beginning and middle, a middle, and an end. What is wrong with a three-act structure in a ballet recital? And I don't care how old they are. We've put a lot of time and money into this. Our kids have been going to this fucking teacher for so fucking long. And all she does is come out there in this figure-formed suit,
Starting point is 00:18:22 parades around like a piece of meat for all the dads out there to get their rocks off. Which frankly I found inappropriate. I found it offensive. I thought it was a downright outrage. I'm surprised that the board of trustees isn't a step down. I don't know who's working security
Starting point is 00:18:35 at this event. We've got a janitor, a non-pervert around the town. He brought binoculars for Christ's sake. He's got binoculars. He's hanging from the rafters having a wonderful time. The police force is here.
Starting point is 00:18:45 They've clocked out. They're supposed to be on duty. Do you know what they're doing? They're bloody undressing the ballet teacher with their eyes and making very crass calls. Juggling their handcuffs. And in fact, this brings me to my shining light this week, Tim. Well, I'm glad we've brought it around to some sort of point.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Which is very inappropriate, but I thought it was a very bold display of gag writing from whoever was in charge of the script at this point. Peter Dante, the police officer, inappropriately, completely says, I want to arrest her for disturbing the peace in my pants. And I tell you what, it's really difficult to put your shining light right on the back of a massive rant. It sort of undercuts the whole push I was going to go for. Slightly.
Starting point is 00:19:27 But you were right to bring it in there. I went to the trouble of writing it down. You did, look at that. In your own handwriting, I want to arrest her for disturbing the peace, dot, dot, dot, beat in my pants. What was your shining light? My shining light was Bean's hand miming.
Starting point is 00:19:43 So near the end of the film, when we're at the fader's house for the big bash, which we're all very familiar with at this point, there is a point where Bean, who is Kevin James' son, starts playing, what is that? It's a very famous... It's Mozart. Is it Bach? Is it Mozart? It could be Bach. It's a famous bloody classical tune
Starting point is 00:20:07 I feel embarrassed for not knowing what it is to be honest it's not Tchaikovsky it's earlier than that firearms is that one
Starting point is 00:20:14 could be it's not it's like when you read those listen listen hold on let me get this out
Starting point is 00:20:21 so when he so Bean who has been presented throughout the rest of the film, is a complete moron. Like he can't do math, but for some reason his parents don't step in and correct that decision. They feel it's more important that he feels good about himself,
Starting point is 00:20:32 which is a whole other bloody kettle of fish. Well, that's actually, I think, a point of parenting which Kevin James and his wife haven't opened up for discussion. Because it feels like his wife is sort of really trying to support the conversation, but Kevin James is just, he's swanning in, doing gags at his leisure, and swatting back out. There's something that me and Guy noticed in this viewing.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Sorry, Guy and I noticed in this viewing, is that Kevin James basically arrives on the scene to see his wife working with Bean on math. And Bean is clearly struggling with the math. Just calls him out for being an idiot. Donna, his daughter, walks in, calls Donna out for her ridiculous shoes, which she made herself,
Starting point is 00:21:10 which would require no small degree of engineering knowledge and a little bit of, like, electronics. A lot of flashing lights and moving parts on it. Then his son Bean confidently tries to spell the word confidence. It's pretty bold from Bean Isn't that a great morning And Kevin James just once again Mercilessly lampoons his own child
Starting point is 00:21:31 With the line well I guess we don't have to pay for college And it's like who's he making these gags for Like I know he's making them at the expense of his kids Which is great but the kids are in the room His wife's not on board with this brand of humour Also completely undermining all the hard work his wife's putting in, which frankly he isn't doing at all. This is why we hate Kevin James.
Starting point is 00:21:52 This is why we hate Eric Laminsoff. These are all true things. Although, as I said earlier, we did agree that he put in a really strong performance today on screen. Well, and in certain parts, which may or may not have had to do with where our refreshment breaks were situated throughout the viewing but anyway let me get my shining light and then i was it was being lamin soft kevin james's son's characters hand miming on the keyboard as he nailed that uh classical june because there's a bit that happens in that sequence where so he's playing along. It sounds gorgeous. He's nailing it.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And then Kevin James goes, don't touch that bean. You'll break it. And then realizes that bean is a musical genius. And he says, you're a genius. My boy's a genius. Beat, fart, burp, sneeze. Your dad's also a genius. Snaps his fingers, exits stage right.
Starting point is 00:22:44 He's at a fucking boozy party with a whole bunch of adults and he leaves his young son alone at this keyboard. George Costanza did it. He hit his punchline. That's it from me! But the thing with George Costanza is that it worked because... And are you thinking of... Thane?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Kramer? No. Okay. Okay. Okay. But the thing is with both of those characters, I don't know which Seinfeld character you pick, they didn't have dependents, which is why they were able to pull that shit off. Kevin James just bailed on
Starting point is 00:23:18 his own son at a party. He did. I mean, but yeah. But The Shining Light was the fact that his son really nailed that hand miming because for ages I thought that he actually could play that piece
Starting point is 00:23:27 on the keyboard I started focusing the last few weeks I've got two quick points I'd like to raise please we are running out of time first because we've
Starting point is 00:23:35 got the credits up just randomly paused we just randomly paused it during REO Speedwagon's fantastic rendition for the 28th time of Live Every Moment Live Every Day
Starting point is 00:23:43 because before you know it your precious time slips away. Now, on the cast list, there are two names I'd like to draw your attention to. Please. Bikini Girl Daisy, played by Paulina Gretzky. Bikini Girl... Is she at the top? It's about a third of the way down the screen.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Because I can see Bikini Girl Savannah. It's not important. Just beneath her. Bikini Girl Daisy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Surely that's relative of Wayne Gretzky The number of favours that Sandler's bringing in on this movie
Starting point is 00:24:10 You know, including the likelihood that... But is Gretzky a pretty common last name? I don't know I tell you what, I feel like this point's losing steam quickly. The other one is just similar Jared Sandler, one of the frat boys Definitely some sort of niece no sorry
Starting point is 00:24:26 nephew or cousin you would have to say and I think I think the mission for next week's viewing will be to figure out which one of the frat boys is Jared Sandler
Starting point is 00:24:34 I think it's I think it's the guy who's in the he's in the pink polo shirt I like that yeah it could be I need to watch the movie again
Starting point is 00:24:43 because I haven't seen it enough yet to figure out if that's true or not. If you're wondering who the soap opera sexy twins were, it was Lisa and Lizette Garcia. Oh, they're the ones in the show which is within the movie. Yeah, just at the bottom there. Ice cream house worker, Tanya Acom.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Acom. Tanya's our girl. Tanya's our girl. Tanya's going to be a guest on the podcast. She's the one who, as you'll remember, gets struck upon the back of the head with an ice cream scoop. while the iron's...
Starting point is 00:25:07 Cooling off a bit? Like, really cold. Losing heat? Because we've been... That's a real tease. We've been teasing that for about 20 weeks now. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Yeah. I hear you. But there were valid reasons for why we haven't yet. And the main recent one was the fact that you haven't been here and we didn't want to do any guests while you were away in europe three-way skype which by the way you imagine editing that oh god kill me now kill me now mate let's be done with it um so guys back
Starting point is 00:25:38 on board now which means we're going to introduce um a few guests podcasts. Guests. That's going to be happening from here on in because it's easy to pull off nowadays. Nowadays. Now that guy's back. So get ready for Die Hemwood. Dominic uh tirata and tirata sorry my flatmate just walked in you can be a guest on the podcast though bro yep excellent hey i'm guy uh how's it going hello podcast you have a good day at work uh good day mate good day quite productive
Starting point is 00:26:24 got a lot done. That's awesome. All right. That's awesome. This feels like a wrap. Yeah, it's probably it from us. So this is us reminding... Oh, do you know what I was going to do today,
Starting point is 00:26:33 but I had to cancel because we're doing the podcast? I was going to see Housebound again. And if I could recommend one movie to watch this week, it's not Grown Ups 2, it's Housebound. Nice. All right. I'm Guy Montgomery. I'm Tim Batt. This is the worst idea of all time. Don't watch the movie. It's housebound. Nice. All right. I'm Guy Montgomery. I'm Tim Batt.
Starting point is 00:26:45 This is the worst idea of all time. Don't watch the movie. Like us on Facebook. Oh, yeah, Facebook. We're supposed to read the feedback this week. We'll do it next week. Thanks, guys. Oh, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:26:55 No, no, no, no. What? I've got to tell this. I met a guy. We've had so many false stops. Okay. Much like the film. Just quickly.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I met a guy in Edinburgh. Fuck. Oh, yes. No, you do have to tell the story. I met a guy in edinburgh i'm sorry i can't remember your name i should look it up on twitter but i'm we'll mention you next week yeah uh this is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life i was in edinburgh watching a show edinburgh scotland people edinburgh scotland i was a sketch duo called twins i was just sitting on a sofa by myself waiting for the show to begin and this guy who was like a table over from me is like,
Starting point is 00:27:26 Hey, you got Montgomery. I love the podcast. And I was like, Oh my God, this is so cool. I played it real coy. I'm sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I was, I was all butterflies inside. I just didn't want you to think I was a goober. Anyway, that was, I just thought it was amazing. Can you believe that? A fan on the other side of God's green earth came up to you.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I took a photo of him on my disposable camera. So I've got the cameras at the camera shop right now. Developers. Developers right now. So when I get the film back, I'm going to bloody pop it on the Facebook page. Take yourself in because the guy doesn't remember who you are. But it meant a lot to you in the moment when he met you. It still means a lot to me now. So on that
Starting point is 00:28:08 glorious high, we'll bid you adieu. A fair evening, great morning, or wonderful afternoon, depending on when you're listening to the podcast. And strip yourself in because before too long, we'll be looking at episode 29. I'm Tim Batt. Yep, he sure is bye

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