The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E30: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have descended from t...he giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment and there's questions about what may have happened in Grown Ups 1! Also look forward to the boys attempting Arnie voices as part of the Paddy Swartz, Party Time segment. So much going on, hurry up and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I don't remember this part of the season when everything seems to be tickety-boo.
In recovery from prawn salad, it appears that Tim and I, we did the honourable thing.
We got it back on the straight and narrow.
We showed up for a clear-headed, straightforward day of work.
And I think, you know, it's different from the last one, but it's got value.
I think, you know, it's different from the last one,
but it's got value.
The birthplace of Steve Buscemi's Mystery Tour,
yet to be named,
but the introduction of speculation about that. The podcast is finding its feet.
Some lovely back and forth,
a bit of data-driven information at the end there,
as we're talking about where people are listening.
I'd be fascinated to know if anyone on this victory lap
has stuck around for the full 10 years.
Hard to imagine.
I assume it's only Tim and I.
And even then, right now, it's only me and Tim.
I will say, actually, last week when we did the preamble together,
it was a lot of fun.
It did make me miss recording with Tim.
I mean, you know, I like having a microphone by myself.
Don't get me wrong.
I love to have the mic to myself.
They call me a bit of a mic hog.
Oink, oink.
Because, well, I'm a pig on the mic.
I'm greedy for it.
I love getting in the slop and gobbling up all the airtime.
In this episode, however, I'm only too happy to share it with Tim
as we enjoy some of our iconic back and forth.
Not afraid to pat our own backs in this ep.
30 in, 22 to come.
Happy trails. love every day yeah because before you know it your precious time slips away or your precious time slips away
what does it do or your precious time slips away
good evening or morning or afternoon whenever you're listening to the worst idea of all time. I hope it's not for you.
It's a podcast.
I'm Tim Batt.
I'm Guy Montgomery.
And this is the podcast where myself and Guy watch Grown Ups 2 every week.
And we just watched it for the 30th time.
And now the credits are rolling.
That's right.
They're just rolling up on the screen there.
Rolling on up.
Facing the TV.
I've muted it so you can't hear the um still very distracting
though still there so ario speed wagon yeah they're the band that sing the um oh yeah they
had a couple of hits yeah i looked up i was on my computer this morning when i woke up and i
wikipedia'd ario speed wagon oh yeah they had like two number one hits. But then in the Wikipedia article it said their popularity's been waning since the 90s.
Yeah.
Just starting off with some REO Speedwagon trivia.
There's a great REO Speedwagon reference in Aquatine Hunger Force.
Really?
Actually, I think it might be the Christmas special of Space Ghosts.
I mean, Aquatine Hunger Force.
No, I don't know when it is, but Carl's there.
And he's like,
oh no, it's in a Danger Doom album.
Yeah.
And the guy who voices Carl is like on the track.
He's like, why can't you play something badass?
You know, something with piano,
like REO Speedway or something.
Yeah, it's awesome.
That's amazing you remember that reference.
Yeah, it's good.
I also, speaking of music.
Danger Doom.
I think I might've said Danger Mouse by mistake. I mean Danger Doom.
Because he does a lot of stuff.
MF Doom and Danger Mouse collaboration.
Yeah.
Really good album, actually.
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
Yeah.
And it's chopped up with Equitain, Hunger Force,
soundbites throughout it.
And Space Ghost as well.
Quick shout out to Space Ghost, Coast to Coast.
Just quickly, well, right off the top here, Tim,
I've just gone on the Facebook page to kick the podcast off.
Oh, I love that Facebook page.
I stumbled into a comment,
which I just thought was unmissable.
So when I was coming back,
when I landed and you posted,
uh,
attention fans,
planes have landed,
time zones have been crossed.
And now,
and you posted a link to Thin Lizzy's song.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in town.
Down.
Down.
The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. Down. Down. Down. The boys are back in town.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Anyway, you posted it.
Guess who just got back today?
To little fanfare.
Montgomery, he's kind of gay.
Apologies.
There's no need for that.
Like, it's homophobic and it's meant to be insulting.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm up to.
Which is why it's homophobic.
Anyway, let's not distract from the fact that. just rhymed me don't read a listener a listener called
richard smallfield wrote underneath you posting thin liz video clip thin lizzie's live and dangerous
at the rainbows the best rocks concert i've seen on video unfortunately the video company went
broke and the masters were lost so the last i heard was that it can't currently be remastered.
Lizzy is the almost only rock band I still listen to,
having moved on to jazz and classical decades ago.
But I still periodically return to Lizzy
for a dose of Phil's inspired songwriting
with uncommonly honest lyrics and great lead guitar duos,
especially the classic band with Robo and Scott.
Check out the CD, Live and Dangerous.
Fantastic.
Wow. Wow. that's awesome some
throwaway song post that you've already been in the fucking unearthed this diehard lizzy fan who's
just been looking for an avenue to rave about the band that is great so i think maybe for richard
smallfield in between this podcast the next one we'll sit down and we'll listen to uh live and dangerous by thin lizzy the concert album and we'll give you just
a little review that we'll review that we're not music reviewers but we'll do it because you told
us we're not film reviewers either nope uh anyway so we have just watched the film for the 30th time
tim what was that like for you? Do you know what?
For the first time today,
this is the first time this has ever happened,
I started to think about when this podcast will end
because we're after the halfway point.
And I was like, maybe it'll be sad when it's over.
You did ask.
You said, will I be sad when it ends?
And I said, it won't end.
Threateningly.
Well, because I think you were referring to the play
Which we were right
After we finished the podcast right
Yeah or the show
The stage show
Yeah it's not really a play
It might be a play
No
A play implies a level of sort of coherence
And cohesiveness
Which we'll probably sidestep
Hey I'd also just like to give a quick shout out
And thanks and appreciation to everyone
Who has texted me Or gotten in touch about last episode It was a doozy also just like to give a quick shout out and thanks and appreciation to everyone who has uh
texted me or gotten in touch about last episode uh it was a doozy you're right you're absolutely
right it was a real rip snorter uh i mean tim and i obviously had struck a very rich vein of form
um with regards to amusing one another and ourselves and it was late at night you know
but which and now we just we just watched the Warriors lose to the Penrith Panthers,
convincingly actually,
and in doing so,
sort of eliminated their chance
of making the top eight of the NRL this year.
Of course, as you remember,
the Warriors had to draw, win,
or lose by less than two points
to make it through.
But that's neither here nor there.
The point is,
is that we made a lot of half points
in that podcast
that we didn't really return to or flesh out in any kind of depth
because, well, we were giggling too much.
It was the nature of the beast, wasn't it?
It was a fast-paced society, the world of podcasting.
But this week we've written down some notes
to kind of try and recapture some of those moments
because there were some bloody good ideas that were coming out.
And first things first,
I think the biggest balls over the whole podcast,
other than the whole thing,
was there was a line that Chris Rock said
which was just completely nonsensical.
And we tried to rehash it for you and spit it out,
but obviously in the time between Chris Rock
saying the movie on screen and us recording the podcast,
it just got jumbled up with all the other fantastic memories
we were generating
it was about an hour in real time about four or five days and um the sort of zone that the guy
and i were that's correct and uh accordingly we missed it so the line was what are you scared of
man you're the rope from the what are you scared of man you're the rope from the tree triple flip
bird crush guy and i've just written in parenthesis next to that.
What is this?
Yeah, because it's...
So this is when Kevin James is going to jump off Suicide 35,
which is a cliff onto some water.
And he's kind of trying to back out of it.
And Chris Rock's like...
Encouraging him like he's brave and he's done this thing before back out of it and chris rock's like encouraging him like he's a brave
and he's done he's done this thing before but what does that mean what it means that there's a rope
hanging there's a rope swing hanging from a tree and what has happened is that at some point in
their in their time living in the town and growing up kevin james was was swinging on the the rope
swing did a triple flip off the rope from the tree
and landed on a bird of some description,
I suppose,
for,
for he crushed it.
Do you think that it's possible that this happened in the first grownups movie?
And he's referencing.
I was actually talking about this with someone the other day.
We were,
we were in a car and they were asking about something to do with the the the podcast and the idea occurred to me that maybe and not seeing
grown-ups maybe grown-ups too is the most perfectly written and executed film and every single joke
in line in it is a is a well-executed callback to something that was set up um and grown-ups
and we've just completely dropped the ball
and it's gone over all of our heads.
I can't believe that for a second.
I can't.
But what if it was?
How embarrassing would that be for us?
We'd have air all over our face.
We'd be the laughingstock of Hollywood, Tim.
What do you think we are now, man?
No one takes us seriously.
No one's looked at a single screenplay that we've put across their desk
because they've heard about the podcast first.
They're like, Tim and Guy, aren't those guys who tried to take
down Adam Sandler? I'm not reading their thing.
We're not trying to take down Adam Sandler.
But that's my whole point. That's what people
think we are. You're really paranoid about this.
Tim turned to me today in the middle
of the movie and said, I'm really worried about what
if Adam Sandler finds out about us.
Yeah, I was
in that moment. I was scared in that moment.
I think your ego is making you paranoid.
What sort of ego do you have
that you think Adam Sandler will stumble into this
or if he did actually care?
I don't know, man.
It was a thought in the moment.
It's gone now.
It's gone now.
My fear has been allayed by the loveliness of time
and its calming, soothing rhythm.
They say time heals all wounds.
They do say that, but that's a fucking lie.
I really like some cliches.
There's a point in your life sometimes
when you have an epiphany or a moment of realization
and then in your head you're formulating what's happened
and you're formulating how you feel about it and the thought.
And then eventually you stumble into a cliche
which perfectly encapsulates the discovery you've made you're like oh that's why that was there all along
so do you have an example of this do you have like a favorite cliche which has come up useful lately
no but just we could just use time heals all wounds which yep that works um but you know
hey like your first big heartbreak and then you get over it
and you're like,
oh, wow,
I guess all it took was,
you know,
just a bit of distance
between the event
and me and the other person involved.
And I mean,
I guess that the real common fact here
is that it's been a while
and time sort of has time.
Whoa!
And then you,
your second huge relationship ends and you go, wow, the first cut is the deepest.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, my God.
I'm on board, man.
We're such good teammates.
Now, the saying, the pot calling the kettle black, that doesn't really count as a cliche, does it?
I think it's an instance of the pot calling the kettle black.
Do you know what I found out about that saying recently, bro?
What?
Is that the whole point of that saying originally was that the kettle is reflective.
So it's the kettle is.
No way.
How does it work?
It's like the pot is calling the kettle black, but the pot is just saying its own reflection because pots used to be black and kettles were shiny.
Oh, wow.
So the pot was only seeing
itself so it means something it's like you're projecting your shortcomings onto someone else
exactly you nailed it that was a very succinct explanation of what i was trying to get across
thank god you're here it's an instance of the pot calling the kettle black yeah well it's an
instance of the pot calling the kettle a kettle really really, isn't it? Well, it's more like the pot calling the kettle a pot, if you think about it.
Yeah.
Anywho.
We have fun.
We have such fun.
Now, listen.
We've got a bunch of segments we need to rip into.
Our regular checkpoints, our benchmarks, our flag masts.
Now, I don't know if you're interested in this, Tim.
I'll float the concept to you live on air.
Please.
And you can either yay it or nay it.
I'll give you the power of veto.
Great.
We've got two regular segments so far.
We've got The Shining Light.
Yes.
And we've got...
Paddy Schwartz, party time.
Paddy Schwartz, party time.
Party time.
Always with that one more, huh?
Anyway, I thought we could also add to this.
We've got a live tweet coming through here
from Natasha Hoyland,
who's saying,
really love the art direction in this photo.
Okay.
The segment is,
I haven't named it yet,
but it's pretty much,
we guess what happened to Steve Buscemi
in the first Grown Ups film
that has led to his injury,
his very specific injury and ailment
that he discusses in Grown Ups 2.
Yeah.
So in Grown Ups 2,
Steve Buscemi, Chris Rock says,
Hey.
Hey, Wiley.
How you going?
How you going?
And he says,
Oh, you know,
just 14 months of this.
And he puts his arms up in the air
like he's like...
Like a touchdown.
Like he's signaling a touchdown.
Yeah.
And he goes,
I've only got 40% feeling in my body.
70%.
40%.
Is it?
I wrote it down.
Oh, okay, cool.
What could possibly have happened to Steve Buscemi to lead to these two symptoms?
Yeah, because he's obviously suffered some nerve damage in the first movie.
How did it happen?
I want you to speculate right now.
Cool, here it comes.
First of all, we've got to name the segment, though.
No, we'll do it afterwards.
Go.
Steve Buscemi has been struck in the back and has sustained some injury to his spinal cord.
That has led to his hands needing to be in a specific kind of cast
into a tri-touchdown formation
because if they move around too much,
some vertebrae will knock out of where they need to be.
The doctors maybe have had to reinsert some vertebrae.
They got fucked up, disconnected.
But what has struck him on the back to cause this injury?
So I think it was a tackle from behind.
He got blindsided?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
But not from the side.
And who did it?
From the back.
How did it happen?
What was the circumstances surrounding this tackle?
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say McKenzie was behind this.
So Chris Rock has just out of nowhere tackled steve bishimi from behind yeah causing some sort of permanent nerve damage yes and crushing a few vertebrae yes and now the first time since
that incident they've been they've seen each other and chris rock has just completely blown
over the whole incident never apologized and he just and he just said, hey, Wiley, how are you feeling?
He's picking at that scab.
He knows how Wiley's feeling.
You'd think he wouldn't want to sabotage his son's chance
of passing his driving test quite so aggressively.
Such is the pursuit of jokes
that every leading man in this film has.
We've mentioned it before, Kevin James,
just making fun at his family to their faces.
I know.
With no one there to enjoy it.
Same thing with Chris Rock, man.
He's there just making jokes for himself at the expense of people around him.
And his son's future driving license.
Maybe it's also a testament from the film to all civil servants.
Or if you're doing driving tests, are you a civil servant?
No. What, like if you're the DM tests, are you a civil servant? No.
What, like if you're the DMV?
If you're the judge of driving tests.
The judge?
Yeah, like the judge.
The judge of driving tests.
God, how good would it be
if they had to wear like a powdered wig?
Yeah, they had to dress up like a proper judge.
Shit, that'd be good.
You should start a driver's company like that.
Like a, not, you know, driver licensing.
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It's not a bad little business model.
It could be a cheeky little learner on the side.
I think it's not the worst idea of all time.
Hey-o.
Watch out.
We are burning the joint up this week.
God damn it, it's the slang.
This is killing the floorboards.
All right, so there's pretty good speculation over Steve Buscemi.
Do you want to name the segment now?
I don't have a name for it.
The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour.
Yes.
I love that song by the Beatles so much. Magical Mystery Tour.
Magical Mystery Tour, yeah.
The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away.
Very sing-songy episode we're doing.
Someone say too much. Coming to take you away. sing-songy episode we're doing someone say too much come in i would take you away it's such a good song though uh okay what else i got to talk
about here um well you wanted you wanted to specifically talk about tim meadows catchphrase
yeah what um so we've talked about it before but not for a while Not for a good many dozen or so episodes
Just moved to bring it up once more
Yeah I just wanted to really highlight the absurdity of it
Because I don't know
It wouldn't look good in a script
And it doesn't look good in the movie
It doesn't sound good out loud
How do you think it was written in the script?
W-H-A-A-A-A-A
Five A's? More A's? Yeah sure there's more a's than there is usually in what
people get it how many a's though just put a number on it i'd say probably more than five
if i'm being honest yeah eight nine it goes what how many a's is there i would call what you just did eight or nine in my mind it's like 12 okay
here's the thing though i think tim meadows um like rift that and then all his family had to
that was that was an ad lib what no sorry that was the wrong word rift is the wrong i think he
brought that in i think he had some creative reading so just it was regular what it was
written for him adam sandler had been hanging out with them and he was like you know
it's a great catch phrase that i've been working on for a while uh what's that tim meadows in uh
snl superstar it's just the word what but you elongate the vowel sound um so if i may so you
chuck an insult my way okay well let's make your character bald but does that make any sense because they're all like 40 year old guys that'd be the norm no no just run. Okay. Well, let's make your character bald. But does that make any sense?
Because there were like 40-year-old guys.
That'd be the norm.
No, no, no.
Just run with it for a second.
Let's say your character's bald, Tim.
Okay, Adam.
That's cool.
Okay.
He's bald.
So, hey, Malcolm, is that the knife the Indians used to half scalp you?
Tim Meadows.
I don't even get that.
What?
That's how that exchange yeah
I get it
I like
because you
I like that in the world
of the world
that you created
just in for that
little role play
you made it first person
so it was Tim Meadows
pitching it to Adam Sandler
and then by the end of it
it had like
devolved into Tim Meadows
referencing himself
in third person
while he tried to
pass off his catchphrase
yeah there was a third person
narrator there.
What?
I really need to commit to my narrative.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been getting a lot of emails from listeners to him saying,
Guy, you need to pull Tim aside and tell him to commit to his narrative.
He's being a fucking wuss about it.
Did you have a shining light today?
Yep.
Please.
It was in a party scene when it's revealed that Kevin James,
Kim I believe her name is, no, Kevin James,
Chris Rock's daughter can sing.
Charlotte.
So Greg Fader, Adam Sandler's son,
accidentally knocks out the electric mains,
which takes out all of the audio at the party.
And guess what, folks?
There's one exception.
Oh, yeah, Charlotte. But Charlotte McKenzie, Chris Rock's daughter, can sing really all of the audio at the party. And guess what, folks? There's one exception for it.
Oh, yeah, Charlotte.
But Charlotte McKenzie,
Chris Rock's daughter,
can sing really well.
And she sings a song.
And then while she's singing,
she's got a beautiful voice.
There's shots of the crowd
all sort of turning to look at her.
And one woman,
a middle-aged extra,
commits to this facial adjustment beautifully.
So she goes through the motions
from surprised,
sort of to interested to impressed.
She's one of about four to five faces on screen and they've got about three seconds
to use their face to communicate that feeling.
This woman is the Meryl Streep.
This woman is the Meryl Streep of that feeling.
That's awesome, man.
She Meryl Streeped the shit out of it.
Shit, well, I tell you what,
I don't know who you're talking about,
but I'm going to look out for that sassy lass
next to you.
I can't wait to share it with you.
And what was your showing like, Tim?
Well, funnily enough, it's an extra as well,
and at the party scene, and also female.
So on a similar wavelength, Guy,
there is, it's the bit where
Mayor Rudolph says,
Bump D, if you don't shut up
I'm gonna knock that
Mohawk into a chin strap
Shut your mouth before I bump that Mohawk into a chin strap
And then they all go
What?
That catchphrase is at the start of the movie
It's in the middle, it's at the end
They really are trying to make it a thing
It's the one piece of glue tying this whole
It's the skeleton around which they built this Frankenstein
Just that terrible singular word catchphrase It's the skeleton around which they built this Frankenstein.
Just that terrible singular word catchphrase.
It's monosyllabic as well.
That's the problem.
Like, you can't make a catchphrase out of one monosyllabic word.
How would you do it?
What?
That would be funny if it was that guy,
you know, that character they use in The Simpsons sometimes.
What?
I had a stroke.
Why do you talk like that?
I had a stroke why do you talk like that i had a stroke um no so no in closing yes mr costigan something most amazing has happened you have got that guy's
number it was dead on uh so in closing my shining light is there's an extra on the left of screen
who's just behind them and she just nails the timing of when to laugh at that at that joke
or at that threat if there's one thing that's funny in this movie it's the threatening of kids
and there's a lot of threats to kids in it and that extra recognizes that and gets the pace
dead on i quite agree the pace on your face. Running in a close second from my showing like this week,
or actually it was more just a detail which I got very excited about,
was the director Dennis Dugan, we've discussed it earlier.
He makes a cameo in the film as an alcoholic doctor at the clinic
who hasn't slept in over 68 hours.
He says that out loud, so he's like, yeah, he says it at that time.
He says that after proceeding it with telling Adam Sandler
that Jack Daniels is his cure for anger problems.
Yeah.
Then he drinks from a hip flask in his surgery.
And then...
I haven't slept in 68 hours.
That's right.
And what happens next, Tim?
So then...
What do you mean, like, when we next see him?
Okay, I'll take us there.
So when we next see the doctor,
which is, Guy and I have done the math on this,
about four and a half hours later.
In the world of the film.
He's at the fader's house
and he's dressed as Billy Idol.
There's no way the dude's been to sleep
because it isn't even really suggested
that he's leaving the clinic in such a hurry then.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt
and say that the faders are his last group of patients
for the day.
Yeah, okay.
It was around four,
I believe four,
4.
PM when this,
yeah,
maybe a little after because I also think the medical board would have
something to say about one of their doctors still like working despite
having not slept for six hours.
I'd say,
isn't there like a union or something?
There's got to be something to look out for that.
Some of the socks.
I mean,
they've got stricter rules around cab driving than that it'll be like that um association that uh subway keeps quoting
all the time the doctor's association surely surely they've got something to say about this
sandwiches and people not sure you can just take out a name like doctor's association and then just
tag it on all your products so good it's approved by doctor's association what's the doctor's
association it's a company we made um so the doctor, Dennis Dugan, the director,
is then at the party dressed as Billy Idol.
Just getting hammered on bare.
Just getting on it.
With the police force.
This guy is a one-stop, one-man party machine.
He's a one-stop, non-stop party machine.
He's a one-stop, one-man, no-man's-land party animal
who probably spent i'd say about
two hours between leaving his surgery and going to the faders bash getting his fucking spot on
billy idol costume he looks dead on so at this point he has been up for a minimum of three days
and three nights and he does he's there's no signs of him slowing down. He's just a necking bear. He, like, God. So he's become a bit of a patron saint in the realm of the movie
because, like, there's a ginger woman who's feeding a bear bong to a dog
who claims the dog is an animal.
No, no.
The doctor is the animal.
The doctor is the real party animal.
Well, actually, I guess you could say there are two Party animals at this party
Who's the first?
The first one's the dog
I thought you were going to introduce another
Okay that's alright
The dog and the doctor
That's cool
Of course we're missing another segment
And time's running out guys
So are you ready to rip into
2, 3, 4
Patti Schwartz Party Time Paddy Schwartz party time.
Paddy Schwartz party time.
Party time.
Hey, why have we done the sting twice?
Because we sang it before just for fun.
Oh, okay, cool.
So what is our Paddy Schwartz party time?
For those of you who are first time listeners to the podcast,
Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Welcome for a start.
Patrick Schwarzenegger is Arnold Schwarzenegger's
son and he's in the movie
he's cast as one of the frat boys
I'd say when his agent sent him the script
the role said
featured extra and then in parenthesis
one line
featured frat boy
parenthesis one line
and then Arnie got involved and was like
I'm not going to try and do an Arnie kiss. No, my son
needs
a minimum of half
a dozen lines. No, my son
needs
a minimum of half
a dozen lines.
That was a good... Occasionally.
Every second word. And at the end of the
sentence, you really nailed it. Lines.
Lines. That's good.
Lines.
That's how Arnie would say it.
I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Oh, yeah.
We got it.
That's a surefire way to kill an impression, eh?
If you've got to say the name of the person that you're imitating.
Just for clarity.
I do not know where I'm from.
Anyway, so Patrick Schwarzenegger, he doesn't get much time on screen, but what he does
get, he works really hard with.
Schwarzenegger.
He doesn't get much time on screen,
but what he does get,
he works really hard with.
I'd say I'd actually,
it's comparable to last week's podcast in that it is what he lacks
in raw talent and execution
he makes up for in blind enthusiasm.
And mine this week was actually,
I'd say-
Ours.
Ours.
This is a joint thing.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm choosing it.
Yeah, you are.
I've chosen it.
It's at least, so when Taylorutner they're exchanging insults the frat boys and the old boys and taylor says at
least we're not stuck in some lame-ass town hanging up drywall for the rest of our lives
patty schwartz like just to the side of camera loves this line patty to patty schwartz this is
the biggest possible insult you could put his mouth is a gape open mouth muted
laugh obviously to patrick schwarzenegger the idea of hanging up drywall for a living is the biggest
insult that you could possibly bestow on anyone that is the worst possible outcome in life is to
be stuck in some lame-ass town hanging up drywall for a living. I'd be okay doing that as a profession
for a while, for a few years.
And I think you'd earn pretty good money
doing it in New Zealand.
We've got a trade shortage here.
And that was...
Patti Schwartz Party Time!
Patti Schwartz Party Time!
Party Time!
Excuse me.
So, yeah. So that's where we're at. What I'd like to do on this episode, Guy, party time excuse me so yeah
so that's where we're at
what I'd like to do
on this episode Guy
if I may
I think this has been
really positive
so by the way
it's good to hear
I'm glad
I don't think we've moaned once
oh well
it's good
it's good
cheers bud
it's great
here's to you eh
a little fist bump
bring up the page
that has all of the countries
that are listening to our podcast
because I found out that on our podcast website thing,
I don't know what the word is.
Do you want to start from lowest to highest?
It can tell you all of the countries
that people who are listening in them are.
So I'd like to close out today with a little shout out
to all of you guys.
Are we going to do it to all of the countries?
How many countries can there possibly be, Guy?
Good question.
Let's start at the top.
Over 50.
Jesus.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I've gone real specific.
Wait, are these cities?
We're in cities now.
How did you do that?
I've got no idea.
Well, we want countries.
Should we shout out the top 10 cities?
Do it.
All right.
In descending order
How do you do 10?
Okay, we'll do it on our fingers
I don't know, but
We'll do it on our fingers
We'll have to go from the top
Because I can't
Hit it
I wish they'd numbered them down the left side
Shout out to Auckland, New Zealand
Wellington, New Zealand
Canterbury, New Zealand
London, City of London, United Kingdom
California, United States Victoria, Australia Pennsylvania zealand canterbury new zealand london city of united city of london united kingdom california
united states victoria australia pennsylvania what this is really high up the list sorry
but it's like in new zealand their cities and in other places their provinces and states
well their provinces here too we just see canterbury instead of christchurch definitely
gotta give a big shout out to isle de fr France in France. I would like to say a healthy hello
to Alberta, Canada.
Yeah.
We're straying from the top 10 now, folks.
We're cherry picking.
Is Nova Scotia in there?
Because I tell you what,
if we start getting big in Nova Scotia,
I'm quitting my job.
Why do you love Nova Scotia so much?
It would just mean a lot to me
if we got big in Nova Scotia.
It'd mean a lot to me personally.
If anyone knows anyone in Nova Scotia,
if you can start spreading the word of the podcast,
that'd be super, super awesome.
All right, Tim, we're going to shout out the top 20 countries
that we've been listening to.
Oh, God, okay, and then we're rapping.
Fuck, this is a weak ending to a strong podcast.
Here we go.
From the bottom.
From the bottom. You lead. Okay, I'd like to ending to a strong podcast. Here we go. From the bottom. From the bottom.
You lead.
Okay, I'd like to say hola to Brazil.
I'd like to speak in the native tongue of Malaysia.
I would like to beam out a congratulatory handshake to Thailand.
I would like to knock on Norway.
I would like to broadcast some positive energy to Morocco.
I'd like to big ups Belgium
Here's me saying howdy do to Nambia
I'd like to rock up the Republic of Korea
I would enjoy very much meeting Denmark
I would love to sing a song for Sweden
Guess who's getting a blowy? The Netherlands
I would like to come round to Germany's house with a bottle of red wine
And a tray of chocolates and just sit down for a dinner.
I'll bring fresh guacamole too.
Hey, I'm thinking of throwing a barbecue.
Was wondering if you're free, Ireland.
Bonjour, France.
I want to kiss you on your mouth.
It sounds a little bit sexier than it is,
but this next category is simply on the website titled Other Regions.
Hello to you.
Hello to you, Other Regions,
and a big hello to everyone listening in Canada.
Specifically Nova Scotia.
I would like to say...
G'day, mate.
G'day, mate, and tie the kangaroo down to me old cobblers in Aussie.
Oh, hi.
I didn't see you come in there.
I was too busy being in America.
Hello, United Kingdom.
All the best with Scotland.
Hello, United Kingdom.
Hope it goes well for you.
Currently including Scotland.
Maybe that will change.
Tentative.
In the future.
And, of course, to all of our friends and family
and listeners in New Zealand.
Kia ora and good evening.
I've been Tim Batt.
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