The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E40: LoaferCrocStocks
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Hello, worst idea of all time listeners, from near and far, new and old, Guy Montgomery here, in Hobart.
Just checking in before episode 40, which due to my own incompetence has been uploaded in this run of episodes after episode 41.
So, we did the director's commentary, and I totally forgot about this, but after we actually went to the trouble of recording the director's commentary and i totally forgot about this but after we actually went to
the trouble of recording the director's commentary we recorded a regular episode which seems insane
but it's what we did and this is that episode we sort of reflect on the durcom experience
um we actually start asking for money to go to Los Angeles,
which if you haven't followed the season before,
it'll be fascinating to see how that goes.
We discuss the Sandlerverse.
I talk about how I think all of Adam Sandler's characters
should be in one movie at one time,
which I don't think he's done,
but someone did make a video where that was the case.
And, you know, you've got to respect that.
We live in fear of Grown Ups 3, and we also talk about the influence of Nickelodeon.
Our era of Nickelodeon.
Your Amanda Bynes, your Kenan and Kels, and your all that.
Which is sort of upsettingly prescient, given, you know, the documentary that has just come out about...
What was the guy's name?
He's up to no good.
Anyway, it's a good episode.
It's a fine episode.
And I'm sorry it's slightly out of order, but here it is.
Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time.
My name is Tim Batts.
My name is Guy Montgomery.
And we have just watched Grown Ups 2 for the 40th time.
We say watch.
We say that.
We did something
a little different.
We did.
We finally,
after much pleading
and promising
and begging,
none of that stuff
really happened.
We did a director's commentary
style of a thing.
We did a commentary.
We did,
pretty much we just spoke
through the whole movie.
Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is, we pretty much, we just spoke through the whole movie. Yeah.
Yeah,
that's what it is,
isn't it?
When you break down what a director's commentary is,
it's someone talking through their movie.
Yeah.
I actually,
because I was thinking on the way here,
I haven't watched any director's commentaries before,
so I didn't have a template from which I could sort of.
There's some good ones out there.
Yeah,
I'll bet.
What we've offered is,
is probably not in that exact bracket
but I'd put it
in the interesting bracket.
I think from memory
the one...
Miscellaneous bracket.
The one on old school
is phenomenal.
Yeah, that would be good.
Old school is just
a classic film.
So good, man.
So good.
Love old school.
Anyway, so thank you
very much for joining us.
It's an absolute pleasure
to have your ears
and it's been,
I mean,
I guess for me,
cause it is,
it is different every week. And so for me,
I mean,
that was,
it was almost refreshing.
I guess it was like a dip in that we weren't engaging with the movie.
Like we usually do.
We were sort of,
it was almost like a game of,
you know,
when you're a kid and you had a balloon and used to walk around the house and
have to keep the balloon in the air.
Yeah.
It was sort of like the mental equivalent
of playing that game.
Okay.
I think we did very well at keeping that ball in the air.
It only dawned on me late in the commentary,
but what has happened with this
is that a lot of the viewers,
or the listeners, sorry,
won't have watched the movie at all at our behest,
and now we're breaking the cardinal rule.
And so a lot of people,
I mean, I just hope that it was worth it for everyone who's just listened. Yeah. at all at our behest and now we're breaking the cardinal rule and so a lot of people i mean i just
hope that it was worth it for everyone who's just listened um yeah so there's two ways you can
experience the commentary you can either listen to it by itself which would be bizarre but you know
the whole thing's bizarre or you could also um chuck the movie on uh and then and then turn the
sound kind of down on that and chuck it up on us. That's right. And what did you see in the movie today
that called out to you as particularly unique?
Well, you drew my attention to Sherry Terry's top
who plays Penny in the movie.
Yeah.
That's about it.
That costuming detail.
Yeah, she wears a T-shirt that says I
and then it has a picture of Lenny Fader
and then it says the word Lenny.
We've talked about it quite a picture of Lenny Fader and then it says the word Lenny so if you we've talked about it
quite a bit recently
we have
so that
she's wearing
like a jacket
over the top
I don't know
when she arrives
with her husband
to hide it from him
maybe it wasn't a good idea
doing a podcast
after the commentary
I feel drained
no no no
it's going to be good man
you just got to
get that caffeine in you
you have a drink
of that caffeine
but yeah I mean it's sort of like it's similar to when we did the twitter episode where
we live tweeted it it just changes the whole feel of watching the movie because you're not
you're not zoned in like some of the viewings we've done some of the darkest viewings i've done
personally are the ones where i'm too tired to talk to you right i'm not tired enough to completely
like zone into my thoughts and i'm just watching the movie with cold, dead eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so any variation from that theme,
which is the worst possible environment for me to be watching the movie,
it's all relative, but it's enjoyable.
Okay, so it's a different kind of pain.
Yeah.
And by virtue of it being different,
there's something better about that than the normal kind of pain.
Yeah.
That's what you're saying.
Yeah.
Well, people say better the devil you know,
but I don't know how that applies to this.
It's kind of the reverse.
It's better the devil you don't know.
Better the devil you haven't met before.
It's sort of like,
how well do you know the devil?
And I mean,
what different environments
can you hang out with the devil in?
Which is a bit,
it's a bit wordy for a sort of an idiom.
I can see why they've cut that down
I can see why
they went with
the idiom
that they went with
we're recording
in a slightly
different environment
today as well
we're downstairs
rather than upstairs
at my house
because we
we filmed
I don't know
how I'm feeling
about that
but we filmed
the commentary
yeah
yeah
really
it was really
it's quite weird
you said it
and it sort of
just seemed like
why wouldn't we
if we've gotten the option?
But it is an odd thing to do.
I don't know.
And we watched, in between the director's commentary and this,
we watched some of the footage back.
It's quite weird.
It's a weird thing to watch.
Quite uncomfortable.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch that.
Well, can I be bothered putting it up is the question.
Yeah.
Because I'll have to do things to it.
People will speak out about how they feel either way.
We've got to bring the energy up.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Why are you so lethargic?
I don't know, man.
Come on.
Look at me.
I'm firing you up.
This is sort of a flip-flop.
Usually it's you firing me up, but I'm bloody ready and raring to go.
I've capped off, you know what I mean?
Like the graph has gone up, up, up, up, up, and then it's just plateaued.
Yeah.
It's all falling action.
I'm fucked.
You're Enron.
I'm Enron.
It's game over.
You've been caught out.
Yeah.
Surely not.
Not at the 40th.
Yeah.
Well,
I don't know.
I was really putting everything into it
for that commentary.
Yeah.
I feel like the well is empty.
What order do you think they're going to be releasing?
Is this after the commentary or before?
Let me shake it off. Let me shake it off let me shake it off the commentary will come
out after this okay well let's not will it they're all good decisions that we all good questions you
can't even speak you're so drained yeah well i was thinking we should throw that out to the crowd
but we can't because then whatever fucking hell who cares you're tying yourself in logistical knots
that's like have you seen the Mr. Show sketch
The pre-taped phone-in show
I haven't seen any
Mr. Show
Unfortunately
It's so funny
It's David Cross at a desk
And Bob Odenkirk
Yeah yeah
But this one's David Cross at a desk
And he's organised a pre-taped phone-in show
So he's talking to a guest
But they're fielding questions
From the
It's very confusing
And that's what you just did to yourself
Right
I've
Yeah
David Crossed myself Yeah you have Well I mean Why don't we just did to yourself. Right. You've never crossed myself.
Yeah, you have.
Well, I mean, why don't we just turn to a feature then
to try and squeeze some juice out of this bloody dried out lemon.
What do you want to kick off with, mate?
Are we jumping on board a particular...
Are we visiting a tour manager?
No, why don't we just take a shining light?
What was the moment in the movie for you today
which was a bastion of hope?
We've got to try to avoid not doubling up
because one immediately came to my head.
Dig deep.
Dig deep, you might find gold.
That is a true sentence
that someone who ran a lucky dip at the A&P show
when I was about eight years old said to me.
I was reaching into the lucky dip and she said,
dig deep, you might find gold.
One of those weird things which just stuck in my head.
Wow.
Did you find gold?
No, I got like a cap gun.
That's pretty gold if you're a kid.
Was there actual gold in there?
Was that one of the options?
Wow.
I guess in terms of misleading advertising,
there'd better have been some gold in there.
But maybe she meant gold in the metaphorical sense,
in which case you probably did get it,
because cap guns are wicked.
She has to be pretty clear around the copy on that,
otherwise she's going to be receiving a torrent of lawsuits.
My kid didn't find gold.
My kid just got fart putty,
and he's driving us up the wall.
I think it was probably the bit where Shaq throws that guy over the house.
Although, has that been a Shining Light movie?
No, no, no.
When Shaq throws the guy over the house.
Yeah.
Like, there was something about David Farrier joining us for the last episode
which renewed my enjoyment of some of the more physical gags that are playing out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, like, that's a pretty cool one.
One thing the movie does sort of alright
is physical gags
I think about the moments
when I watch the film
which are the higher plot points
on the graph of enjoyment
it's your Nick Swartzen raft gags
it's your jumping into the quarry gags
it's that big physical throw
it's Peter Dante on skis
big physical gags
are one thing that they kind of
they get right
they get right
oh Peter Dante on skis yeah man or close to right do you remember when we used to do the top five briefly
for a few episodes and we did top five stunts once and that was a fun one because there's a lot of
good stunts there you go see this i feel like this but we're speaking in relative terms now because i
don't think we've ever really spoken about how great the stunts are before they're just i just
i don't know if that was gold no you're right
mate how do you have a shining light for the watch we just had the 40th uh my shining light for the
watch we just had was i want to say it's just the idea of uh kevin james filming those burp snuts
uh just because the I mean without audio
it's just the weirdest
sort of
thing you can do
with your body
like everyone
everyone on set
would have had to be like
yeah you
yep you got it Kev
we'll buy that
there's no way of knowing
it's a weird wormy
body jerk
that gag exists purely
in post production
anyway
I mentioned that
in the director's commentary
but it's the one thing
that jutted out to me
it is funny
it's definitely funny so so jutted out to me. It is funny.
It's definitely funny.
So here we are.
Here we are.
I want to take a bit of a broader view because I'm just, you know.
You're struggling.
I'm struggling.
I want to take a bit of a broader view of the project.
What Guy and I would love to do,
and we've mentioned this a few times,
is jump on a big old jet plane,
go to Los Angeles for for the 50 second viewing um how much money is that going to cost uh you're talking to me yeah what i i don't know
how much does a flight cost like you can probably you can get it if you get the good flights you
can get in flight maybe 1200 new zealand dollars return to la return it's the 600 each way i think
it seems a little light i thought it'd be about 18 no but you got a time you got to get on one for like maybe $1,200 New Zealand dollars return to LA? Return? So $600 each way? I think so.
That seems a little light.
I thought it would be about $1,800.
No, but you've got to get on one of the sales.
All right.
Because what happens is these airlines,
they'll run their regular fares
and then they'll have sales.
Do you think we could get...
I mean, a lot of other sort of products
and companies are starting to use that concept.
It's incredible.
Do you think we could...
I think it's a really good idea.
I think it's here to stay.
I think you haven't seen the last of the sale
Could we get an airline on board?
That's what I'm asking
Oh
Probably not eh
I don't imagine
That anyone
We don't have any connection
Look we just have to buy the
Okay fine
Fine
We'll do it your way
We could try
There could be someone who works for an airline right now
Going I could swing a deal.
If anyone can, let us know.
But otherwise, I'm picking, it's about $1,500 for each of us.
Three grand.
I reckon we can wing it for ACOM, you know?
Yeah.
LA's a friendly place.
It's a friendly town.
That's what they always say.
Boston is a friendly town.
They always say LA's best when you don't know anyone there. Yeah. And you have to sleep in a random place. Let's what they always say. Los Angeles is a friendly town. They always say LA is best when you don't know anyone there.
Yeah,
and you have to sleep
in a random place.
Let's not look at logistics.
Let's look at,
in an ideal world,
what we'd execute.
So we'd come to Los Angeles,
whatever the date we recorded
the first one was,
it would be sort of February,
sometime in February next year,
and we hire a live venue.
It's not that far away, bro.
No, no.
And who do we sit down with
but Mr. Adam fucking Sandler himself.
The three of us.
First of all.
Side by side on stage and we say, Adam, tell us.
What's it like walking in your shoes?
And he'll say, it's very comfortable.
I only wear the most comfortable shoes.
And from there.
I'm in loafer crocs.
Yeah, and then we'll do.
I got my loafer croc stocks on.
It's a combination of a loafer, a cro and then we'll I got my loafer croc stocks on it's a combination
of a loafer
a croc
and a Birkenstock
it's the most comfortable
piece of footwear design
you want one?
no Adam
we've got some
well you can't have any
because I bought all of them
anyway
so we have that
whole conversation
with Adam
live on stage
so but realistically
we're not going to be able
to get Adam Sandler
because well I don't even know if I want him like even if I could wish if there was a wish genie how could you not want him with Adam live on stage. But realistically, we're not going to be able to get Adam Sandler.
Well, I don't even know if I want him.
Even if I could wish,
if there was a wish genie.
How could you not want him?
A wish genie, if you will.
A genie that instead of
doing the thing genies usually do,
it grants wishes.
Ah.
I would still,
I don't think I'd want Adam Sandler.
Who would you wish for?
Probably, like,
I reckon David Spade
would be great.
Well, who would actually
be quite open, do you think,
to talking about
how kind of nuts it would have been?
Because Nick Schwartz I don't think would.
None of them would.
None of them necessarily would.
I mean, I don't think...
I think David Spade's a bit...
Oh, John Lovitz.
Because John Lovitz is just kind of like a fucking interesting, crazy dude.
Yeah, I don't necessarily know that people would be that open
to talking about the film.
Obviously, it would be predicated around the conversation of the film,
much like the podcast itself.
But what would probably wind up as just in conversation with someone um who is who is
involved imagine we got a round table if we got all of the players why would they like they used
us for a grown-ups three presser boom gotcha gotcha you sure did yeah that doesn't sound
totally impossible it sounds ridiculously impossible i
guess it is but if they knew what was good for them it sounds threatening um if they understood
like social media and the internet and good humor we got we got a message for you hollywood they
they we're coming we're coming for you we're coming to do the grown-ups three press or whether
you like it or not it's a three thousand dollar holiday where we don't know where we're sleeping yeah anyway um so if they were like good at their jobs the press people
they would let us do the the press how good would that be if we did some events yeah for grown-ups
three anyway so ideally that's what would happen is we'd be on a stage with adam sandler talking
about his new footwear that he's releasing patrick schwarzenegger no hold on he wouldn't hold on okay reframe what you're thinking sorry
i'm going slightly off path here but reframe what you're thinking if they do do press for
grown-ups three which they may not but if they do if we get in touch with their people and say, we're a podcast, listen to all over the world, who does nothing but watch Grown Ups 2, they have to give us an interview.
They have to read the email.
They just have to listen to one episode of the podcast to not give us the interview.
They have to, bro.
It's too relevant.
They must.
I was just realigning my sights on Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Ooh, that's very possible.
As a potential guest.
Although his fucking star's on the rise now that he's seeing Miley Cyrus.
So he's going to be harder to get to.
Oh, I actually read a little tidbit.
I saw on the New Zealand Herald website, which is New Zealand's,
it's meant to be New Zealand's...
New Zealand's chip packet, is what they call it.
It's great.
New Zealand's leading journalism.
And I clicked on a little link which said,
Schwarzenegger disapproves of Miley or something.
And I was like, what's going on?
They got posted up on our Fastbook wall.
I did it.
Yeah.
Arnie's not keen.
He's trying to intervene.
They don't like that Miley's gone on the record as saying She's into drugs
But I don't think that'll affect him
I mean he's a young guy
You could do worse
You could do
I apologize for just interrupting you constantly
That's okay
I'm in a weird zone
You could do worse than Miley Cyrus
I think Miley Cyrus is great
Who's the Nickelodeon chick
Who's wigged out big time
Amanda Bynes
That's really sad though
I used to have a massive crush on her.
So I heard to stick to Madness.
Her show was very funny.
Sad to watch.
Yeah, it was the Dancing Lobsters.
Yeah.
Right.
She had a really funny sketch show.
She did, man.
Like,
she was unusually talented.
She did really good characters.
It was a solid show.
And it was quite surreal and silly.
I used to watch a lot of Nickelodeon. All that. Yeah. Kenan and Cal. Kenan and Cal was quite surreal and silly i used to watch a lot of nickelodeon all that
yeah and cal ken and cal was one of the shows i remember i'd race home from school just to watch
ken and cal ken and cal was one of the only shows i remember watching and i was laughing like you
know how you laugh more when there are other people there yeah i remember noticing when i
was younger i was watching it and laughing by myself and no one else was in the room
it's like first time yeah and i was It's like a little comedy masturbation session
while you're a kid.
Whoa, this must be so funny.
Yeah.
Nickelodeon's fucking wicked like that, eh?
I think Nickelodeon probably informed
the comedy of our generation
more than any other thing.
Agree, disagree.
Easy on.
Agree, disagree.
I don't know.
Two options.
Disagree.
Why?
There must be so much stuff
You know
You've said Nickelodeon
So it's all
Rugrats
It's not informing our opinion
That's whiling away
Our weekend mornings
No but it's
What's in our heads mate
It's impressing something
On you sure
Like Friends
Surely informs
Our generation's
Comic sensibilities
It's unique for everyone
Oh yeah Maybe you're right Maybe you're right Guy Montgomery Maybe you've got a point There is no surely informs our generation's comic sensibilities. It's unique for everyone.
Oh, yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right, Guy Montgomery.
Maybe you've got a point. There is no yes or no answer.
Guy Alexander Halifax Montgomery.
Is that Alex first?
Yeah.
It is.
Okay, sweet.
I nailed it.
Grown Ups 3 is a terrifying specter on the horizon of my mind it's something that uh has been
jokingly talked about by our fans but actually talked about in real life in hollywood spade
yeah because it makes sense that it would exist because very profitable film hugely profitable
yeah franchise do you know if the first one made lots of money it must have eh
it must have made heaps
but I wonder if it made
if you're doing a sequel
because it was Adam Sandler's
first sequel
so presumably it made
a lot of money
I still like the idea
I think I partially
floated it a while ago
maybe in the Corrie episode
I like the idea of
as part of this Netflix deal
Adam Sandler creating a movie
where all of his famous
characters exist
in the same universe
yeah
and they all sort of
meet at some family reunion maybe they're all dist universe yeah and they all sort of meet at some
family reunion maybe they're all distantly related and uh and they all interact with each other a lot
like eddie murphy and the nutty professor i mean i don't know that i think it would be a particularly
good film but i think it would certainly be very interesting so did he have other characters he
created in there he was the whole family yeah yeah yeah okay right right yeah yeah there'll
be other secondary characters all your adam sand Sandler players will be in there.
Maybe we could get a walk-on role.
The thing is, if Adam Sandler kick-started a movie,
we could pay enough money if we could raise it
to get a walk-on role in an Adam Sandler film.
But Adam Sandler would never kick-start a movie.
Kick-start a movie.
There's no Zach Braff.
Does Zach Braff do that?
Yeah, he made one called Wish You Were Here.
Oh, man, that had a killer soundtrack.
I didn't see that movie, but I want to because,
what's his name?
Something Potemka.
The guy in Homeland, and he's a really good singer,
and he's in The Princess Bride.
Don't know.
Maddie?
Maddie Potemka?
Something similar to that.
Phenomenal actor.
He's in Wish You Were Here,
and the shins have got a really good song on the soundtrack.
That sounds exactly like the marketing plan for a Zach Braff film.
It does, doesn't it?
All right, Zach, what are you going to make?
I don't know, but the Shins will be on the soundtrack.
We're in, said the public,
as they gave him their money to do exactly that.
Good on you, Zach.
Scrubs was formative for me.
Scrubs was a show I watched a lot.
How old is Scrubs?
I thought it was very funny.
Sort of like late teenage years, maybe.
Late teens. You think Scrubs informed your comedy, though? Yeah. Sort of like late teenage years, maybe. Late teens.
You think Scrubs informed your comedy, though?
Yeah.
I feel like you want to go younger for that.
No, it's all informing.
It's being informed all the time.
You know what I'm disgusted by?
Bob Saget probably informed a bit of my humor.
That's all right.
You just naturally watch a lot of Full House when you were a kid,
growing up in the 90s. There's a very funny website called full house reviewed i think that's what it is and
someone it's actually not as similar to what we're doing uh someone in this uh someone has
has chronologically watched every episode of full house yeah and written like a sort of 500 to 1000
word maybe uh synopsis slash takedown.
It's just bad mouthing for what the examples of Full House is as a family.
It's very funny.
It's definitely worth checking out.
Someone wrote, I think maybe for crack.com,
a really interesting article about how fucking dark family comedies were in the 90s
because a parent was always dead,
was always the responsible element for the whole storyline.
Yeah, and we also got a message on the facebook page from someone who who wrote a blog i haven't read it and i read it when i was doing something else so i can't quite remember but he
wrote he wrote a blog he watched a movie he did exactly the same thing only he wrote a blog instead
of a podcast i don't know if he had a friend which is pretty reckless behavior pal for what movie i
can't remember i'll look it up Okay We can post it on the Facebook page
So I guess we should do our other features, Guy
That's right
Sell it
Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, it's an inspiration.
Roll up for the mystery tour.
The Steve Buscemi mystery tour is coming to take you away.
Now, right now, it's coming to take you away.
Okay, Steve Buscemi suffers an injury in grown-ups.
We do not know the details of the injury
but we do like to speculate once a week as to what would have caused his very specific symptoms
uh which is 40 feeling in his body and his arms are trapped above his head i believe it's my
my bash i believe it is uh so steve buscemi was training uh to be a helicopter pilot uh-huh uh
his character was tim wiley was. In the first film.
It was a very expensive.
Sort of shoot.
That they set up for this.
And it's a real disappointment.
That they couldn't use the footage.
I think I know where this is going.
But he's in the hospital.
Not in the hospital.
He's in a helicopter.
Those are similar words.
And they're flying high.
Above Stanton, Connecticut.
Or wherever they are.
In the first film.
And he's talking to.
The helicopter pilot.
And they get into an argument.
And I think the reason. They didn't use it. Is because this didn't really tie in with any anything to do with the film at all yeah i was really hastily written and just slapped in the
script but they shot it anyway yeah uh and they get into an argument and then then the guy's like
uh fuck you wiley and he pushes him push him out of a helicopter. Out of a helicopter. And Wiley is going over head first.
So he gets pushed.
And his body, he leaves with his head and arms.
So his back's kind of facing the ground.
But he grabs onto the railing and flips his whole body around.
And in that motion, it breaks both of his arms.
Oh, jeez.
And it sort of straps him into that very position.
The touchdown position
while he's hanging
for dear life
from the helicopter
god
but there was
yeah and then
he falls
all the way to earth
and he lands
in a waterfall
and then
those are his injuries
not where I thought
you were going with that
no
where did you think
I was going
slightly gorier
I thought that
the helicopter
was still on the ground
or it nailed a landing maybe and he was like sick landing like touchdown Where did you think I was going? Slightly gorier. I thought that the helicopter was still on the ground,
or it nailed a landing maybe,
and he was like sick landing, like touchdown,
chucked his arms up, and the blades took off his arms.
And then he got prosthetic arms that were incorrectly attached.
They were cast like that for the first... So they were just stuck in that position,
and he lost so much blood that he got nerve damage.
But then two years after... And they also put him on a lot of like... in that position and he lost so much blood that he got nerve damage yeah and um but then
two years after
they also put him on a lot of like
he was heavily sedated
which limited his
his feeling
and then after the two years
they finally found an arm transplant
for him
that's right yeah
hey
lefty and right
well how about that
two options on the Steve Buscemi
mystery tour
you pick
yeah this week
ladies choice
yeah
what a treat
um
and then that just leaves one more.
Sure does.
Paddy Schwartz.
Party time.
It's Paddy Schwartz party time.
It's party time.
With Paddy Schwartz.
Patrick Schwarzenegger's coming to your house with fairy bread.
He's putting it in your mouth.
Yum, yum. Chew it up. I'm Patrick Schwarzenegger's coming to your house with fairy bread. He's putting it in your mouth. Yum, yum, chew it up.
I'm Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Here is the part where we appreciate the son of Arnie.
And my favorite bit with him in the film this week was...
Should we do it one word at a time, Patrick Shaw's negative. It was the moment when Paddy lifts his hand above his head and parties, which he loves so.
Paddy does this for a long time.
Ages.
His father is so mad about this.
The end.
Fuck, man.
We've been around this movie Too long today
We almost made it
We almost did
We almost got out of this
Alive guy
Well
So we need to start planning
If we're gonna make this trip
To California
We're gonna need to
Crowdsource some money
Cause I cannot
Oh yeah
Fuck the shirt too
That's gonna set me back
Too fitty
But I tell you what
The guy was
okay uh for those who didn't hear or whatever um in episode like nine very early on i said hand on
heart i would pay 250 for a shirt that has tim meadows face on it and that ridiculous catchphrase
which is what so this fucking great design someone went out and designed it some dude in America who listens to the podcast
and like an asshole
put it online
for exactly
250 New Zealand dollars
that's definitely
going to get picked up
you're just
rebrushing the microphone
into your mustache
yeah
sorry
that was irresponsible of me
I was
I was just
it felt really good
at the time
I'll bet
and I was mentally
zoned out
and I'm sorry for that.
We've arrived at the end.
So hold on.
I'm telling the T-shirt tale.
Oh, no, we haven't.
We're in the middle of the T-shirt tale.
We're just in the middle of the T-shirt tale.
So the guy's not an asshole.
Good on him for designing it and putting it up there
and going to the effort of making a storefront and stuff.
So now I've got to fucking buy it, I guess, which is fine.
Someone wrote on the page they'd rather you gave the money to charity.
Well, this is the beautiful thing.
First of all all he was like
You don't have to buy the shirt
And I was like
I kind of do have to buy the shirt
I said
You know
I said what I said
I said what I said
Now we're fighting
Yeah
And so now
He's gone
Just give it to charity
And I said no I'll buy the shirt
And he says
Alright where would you like the
$193 US going And I was like What a good dude so if you got any ideas on a charity that would kind
of you know this is really a time when our pain can lead to something beautiful i don't think
it's i know 200 yeah it's a lovely gesture 200 us isn't it it's not a truckload of cash. But you know where's it best
spent? I don't know.
Somewhere cool. Somewhere cool.
For some useful
cause. Guy would you recommend
that people do the
commentary track while watching the movie?
I think that's the only way
to do it. I'm going to go against you on that.
I'm going to hardly disagree.
I think you should uh
yeah it's up to you honestly viewers choice listeners choice i think this is the best order
to do it in uh like and number one on my list is just when you're going about your day just have
the commentary track going you will love it yeah i get no you're not wrong actually because if you
watch it with the movie this definitely has to be released before the commentary by the way so that people can take this into consideration if you watch it with the movie
you're still watching the movie but if you if you do it like because isn't this whole thing already
just so far out there that like it's it's sort of scrambling your brain a bit i mean why why put in
a strain of logic by watching the movie when you could just hear the the us like devolving responding
to us you could just listen to us devolve into madness while watching the movie yeah yeah yeah
and like i've never even considered that angle what do you mean well like that's that's so in
tune with the the rest of the podcast to listen to it without watching the movie completely it is
this is the nature this is the spirit of the thing. So I've got a beautiful vision
in my head of someone
who has to do a really long drive
by themselves.
Yeah.
An hour 41.
Yeah, like quite long.
It's not that long, is it?
But this is part of a long drive.
And we can just provide
a little bit of,
maybe, hopefully,
a chuckle or two
and keep you company
in your car, you know?
And you can feel our energy dip and crest and...
Wayne and...
Wayne.
Rise again.
You'll feel when Wayne arrives, it's near the end of the movie,
and Wayne does not go away.
Wayne's got a weird energy.
Wayne kind of even probably came along for the podcast this week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had an earlier point I wanted to return to.
I can't for the life of me
remember what it is
you were saying
watch it without
oh yeah so this is the order
watch it without
second best option
would be watch it with the movie
third best option
is if we release the video
watch it on YouTube
you could watch us recording it
I would put that at the bottom of the heap
it might not even make it
funnily enough
that's actually
the most convenient order as well.
You can listen to the audio at any time.
If you do it with the video, fuck you.
Hey, thank you all so much for listening.
Really.
It's a real treat.
No, it's not.
What am I saying?
I don't like this. It's a treat that you're listening.
It's a treat that you're listening.
It's great that someone's on board.
We'd be doing it anyway, so it's nice that there's some sort of payoff.
This is very difficult now, guys.
This is what you need to appreciate.
We're at week 40.
This is hard.
This is a hard thing we're doing.
I'm finding it really hard, Guy.
You're having a bad day.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
It's hard.
So I think it's only going to get harder from here on in.
Pray for us and keep all your feedback coming in.
I don't care if you call me a fucking asshole
or set me up
with $250 shirts
do what you gotta do
if anyone's listened this far
I don't think
they're gonna call you
a fucking asshole
but now someone might do it
just to spite
spite that
we love you guys
and we'll
see you next week
for watch number
number 41
of Grown Ups 2
that's a silly sentence
isn't it
we'll catch you next week
for watch 41
of Grown Ups 2
catch you next week
bye