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Episode Date: September 6, 2024Brandon redeems himself in an epic showdown vs Big JusticeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, vis...it barstool.link/barstoolyak
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big justice they are i wanted to start the show without them just so that we could mentally prep
they're electric loud they've already come in here and boomed everything.
They have boomed everything.
Everything.
Over under 110 booms this morning.
I just took a piss.
I was walking out.
AJ was in the bathroom walking out, and I just heard boom.
They just boom everywhere.
We have questions for them.
My first question is just going to be like,
do you ever run out of booms?
Big Cat, you have to feel good because this is your Jerry world.
You built this.
Nothing's been doomed.
That's true.
We'll find something for them to do.
This is a doomless office.
Yeah, we've got to find something for them to do.
What could they possibly do?
I mean, there's no shows on Fridaysidays that they could do what could they do can you do them a person i don't know if they're willing
you asked the question big buddy i'm simply trying to further the i have a gift for you
oh oh really yeah uh wait before we do that, TJ, do the game time.
So there's a lot going on today.
We're doing a scavenger hunt for tickets to the Bears-Titans game with game time.
So the first one clue was put out 20 minutes ago.
Do we have the person who got it?
Not yet.
Okay.
So we'll randomly zoom in to the person when they get the tickets.
I think Eddie's out there.
White Sox Dave's out there.
Annika.
Annika?
Annika.
I think it's Annika.
I think it's Annika.
Okay.
For decades, weathered storms and suns.
Seen more moments than Hank's had.
Fun.
Through every season, I stay in place.
My vibe's forever strong.
Oh, first winner.
We got a winner.
We got a winner.
Hold on.
Wow.
On the Mount Rushmore of fields.
Ivy.
It's Justin Fields.
Oh.
Ivy.
Oh.
We got a winner.
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We got a winner. Congrats, Tommy. Got off game time. All right. Thank you, Eddie. Thank you, guys.
Eddie, show us the boot.
Show us the boot.
The boot's in the car.
What do you mean?
The boot's in the car.
So he should be fine.
I can't hear anything they're saying.
Okay.
All right.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Eddie.
Thank you.
Congrats to Tommy.
All right.
So if you check out the part of my take Twitter, the next clues, there's three more clues.
Do we send our shakiest cameraman?
Yeah.
Whoever that is.
White boy Rick.
Okay, we need Jerry.
He's still drunk.
Yeah.
I think it's the shakes.
I think you need to sit him down.
I tried.
He's just not willing right now.
Wait, so Eddie ditched the boot?
For camera.
Yeah.
Got it.
I'll tell you what.
These slippers were a bad idea
Like how small my feet look
On the TV
Wasn't that just the size of your foot?
Yeah
Oh my god
Yeah it's tough
Those are tight
This is not even a piece of paper
Every time you walk
I imagine the last two
The highest notes of a xylophone
Going back
It's a tough look
Fuck Would you like your gift? Yes I would love my gift of a xylophone going back. It's a tough look. Fuck.
Would you like your gift?
Yes, I would love my gift.
I will get your gift.
Oh, you're not...
You gotta close your eyes, though.
No, I...
Yeah, you gotta close your eyes.
What if it's another TV?
Your last gift was sick.
It was.
How is that TV?
It's unbelievable.
Yeah.
I love it so much.
When do I have to close my eyes?
I don't have to close it
the entire time, do I? I don't have to close it the entire time, do I?
I don't even know what it is.
Is he almost here?
No, you're okay.
I can't see off my peripheral.
I'll give you a heads up.
You keep facing this way.
I gotta look at you?
Sorry.
Yeah, that stinks.
The Asian Elvis Brandon bought me.
Oh, this is the thing.
Oh, close your eyes.
Season two, episode 17 of Friends.
It's in the background of Joey's apartment.
Oh.
Oh. No way, really? Where is he? season 2 episode 17 of friends it's in the background of Joey's apartment no way really
where is he oh no
oh no where is he
oh no you're fine you're fine
I'm just fucking
Brandon that's cool that's awesome Oh, God. This is where your living room. Oh.
Brandon, that's cool.
That's awesome.
That's beautiful.
That's a cool piece of memorabilia.
It says if you're enjoying this watch.
Wait, what does it say?
If you're enjoying this watching experience, please ring this bell and say thank you to Big Cat.
So I'd like that up in your basement. Why didn't the person put a hanging apparatus on the back?
I think I have them in my office.
Okay.
Jay from Toronto, our guy, he made it for us.
He's the best.
A nice piece.
It's nice.
It's going to go perfect.
I gave you an Elvis from Friends.
Yeah, from Joey's apartment when he was rich.
It's going to put everything together in the room.
Now, that was nice of Big Cat because it's subtle.
Right, exactly.
It's very understated and barely noticed when someone rings.
And kids don't love ringing bells.
It's a beautiful piece.
Jay also made us some Yak keychains.
I'll give them to you oh cool awesome
yeah oh man would you i'll put it up no but what if you had to rate this
what would you rate it oh i'd give it like a seven out of ten. On a two rate. I'd give it a strong two.
A good solid two.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I give it a bang.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
I love it.
What is the...
Okay.
All right.
I don't have a cat.
You did have a cat. I did. Well, I't have a cat. You did have a cat.
Well, I do have a cat.
You never had a cat.
It's always outside.
Fluffy?
She lives at my mama's house now.
Birds will love it.
Birds will love it.
Oh, yeah.
How are Wallace and Gromit?
Cheryl and Daryl, and they're fine.
They're fine.
I don't know why I thought their names were Wallace and Gromit.
My wife did let them out last weekend.
I said, never let them out unless you do it in one of the most enclosed rooms we have.
She let him out in the living room.
Oh, so they got to the ceiling?
They got to the ceiling.
Did he get anywhere?
Very high ceiling.
I have many, yeah, 20-foot ceiling.
That was probably fun for him.
Yeah.
We finally got him back in.
And, yeah, Cheryl and Daryl are good, though.
And she did say, would it be the worst thing in the world if they got outside and escaped
and left our lives forever?
And I said, no, but let's still not do that.
They wouldn't live very long, would they?
They would probably make it to about November, I think.
Freeze to death?
Yeah.
No, they'd starve to death sooner, I bet.
You don't think they'd be able to scrounge?
There's a bunch of parakeets here in Chicago.
They're real.
They're like real wild parakeets, and like rove can they survive in in the winter i
think they dip out but they always come back now they like you can google it it's a thing that's
cool yeah um steven shay jerked off again yeah 1 a.m jerk yeah 1 a.m he had a he had a flight
like 6 a.m he did a jerk before i think he's got a problem
honestly i he's addicted to jerking off yeah i'm worried about him i think he needs to send him to
diamond i think he needs to stop look at that number two dj moore i also have a problem with
steven shea because i keep sending him porn links and then he'll text me like business things and it's just a porn link see like he'd be like
hey reminder for stella blue and it's just like a guy getting his cock sucked right above it yeah
are you vetting the videos first before you send them are you watching them i'm just spamming okay
i'm just i'm just everything and anything i see i just just send it to him. But yeah, it's making it a little uncomfortable, our daily dialogue.
Yeah, I think this is a slip.
We tried to get him to jerk off here yesterday.
Yeah, we really wanted him to.
Will asked him as his only request.
You can't do that, I don't think.
By the way, I also did my first office tour today with the museum open it is it's very fun because i love i like usually everyone's given office tours you
know you do the basketball court here's a golf simulator here's donnie's kitchen but then to be
like you guys want to see the museum yeah you're gonna want to see you just walk in the bathroom
you just we were all just standing in the stall the the three of us. It was great.
Was it the highlight of the tour?
For me?
I don't know about for the people I was touring.
Okay, do we?
I don't know.
This is weighing on my mind.
We've got to get them in here.
I've got a question, Big Cat. I'm going to talk about other stuff and all I can think about is.
Is booming and dooming.
Yeah.
When this thing ends and we do the other wheel, the forgot wheel...
You have to do it.
Fine.
Are you doing two?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think both.
So we're going to do a wheel for the kid?
No, no, no.
We can't wheel...
No, we can't wheel the kid.
We can't wheel the kid.
How old is he?
Are we going to wheel the kid or not?
We can't wheel the kid.
Twelve?
Oh.
Are we going to wheel the 12-year-old boy?
We can't wheel the 12-year-old.
You have to
titus it won't be you it'll probably be kate this is when we should have a kid on this show
just just as a designated kid hugger should have brought tommy in today i yeah i knew we were
gonna need a kid today i knew we were gonna need a kid and i didn't bring him. Oh, god damn it. That was a doom.
That's a doom.
At our live show, you did a fake Tommy's here.
I did.
It brought the whole thing down.
That just breaks our hearts.
That crowd was ready for Tommy at the live show too.
We're just prepping.
I am bringing him to the next one.
So what are we going to do?
Let's talk.
I don't know.
They are watching right now. Can you see if they're in the cave they are i'm glad you guys talked about
steven chay jerking off for five minutes oh there is yeah okay there's big justice oh he's ready to
go yeah we got a shift so they can sit together i go i think we split them apart whatever plan
is gonna matter these guys are gonna steamroll us they're gonna do the
gauntlet we have some things for them to boom and doom yeah can you say the gauntlet thing about
steven shea oh my god i so i think that i think we learned another thing that we we learn everything
we learn new things about steven shea every day but he really like the the week that he didn't
jerk off i do think we had like a really on edge weird shea that he didn't jerk off, I do think we had, like, a really on-edge, weird Che
that, like, he was just, like, aggressive.
And then he went back to just making no sense Che
as soon as he jerked off.
Last night, we finished watching the game.
It was the opening game for the NFL, Brandon.
We finished watching the game.
Wait, why did you have to tell him that?
He's a college football guy.
Stop doing that.
I'm an NFL guy too.
It can't be everything.
Everything can't be
a fuck with Brandon thing either.
I just said, I was telling you
I knew, I watched it.
Anyway, we finished the game.
We go in to do PMT
like 11.15 at night
and Steven comes in and he's like, hey
so AJ and Big justice are coming tomorrow
i'm gonna set up the gauntlet right now for them and i was like what at 11 15 at night so like
it'll just be set up all morning he thought we couldn't set up a gauntlet he thought we like
didn't know how to one who knows how to i was just put a cornhole it's crazy he thought we just
didn't know how to set up the gauntlet. Yeah, but can you spin the football and have it
like he does?
That's an important piece.
He's back to being just a mimbo.
Are they doing it together or
is it a separate gauntlet? Two gauntlets. I guess we'll have to
ask them. I think they are.
The minute they come on this show, it's their
show. That's why any plan
is irrelevant. Correct.
What are they booming and dooming? Everything. You probably. show, yeah. That's why any plan is irrelevant. Correct. What are they booming and dooming?
Everything.
You probably.
Everything, yeah.
Yeah.
Initially, we had a thought Nick and I were just going to buy a shitload of food
and just see if we could just get them to eat everything.
Until they purged.
Yeah, but we figured they're...
They've been doing boom and doom for a long time
They would catch on
Did they bring their green screen with them?
Or are we just going to put
Oh, and this is
This is what I feared most
He did?
This is what I feared most
AJ pointed to Brandon, he's like, you
AJ's a big dude
You're going to talk wrestling with him?
I don't know, and he didn't say you
He said, that's my guy
Oh But he said it in a very sarcastic way't say you. He said, that's my guy. Oh.
But he said it very sarcastically.
It was a menace.
Oh, that's my guy.
Yeah.
There he is.
Yeah.
The second winners are ready.
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Who we got out there on the field on this one?
I do love that we like, we're just bringing in the internet.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
He just got the second ticket.
Let's go.
Who is it?
Who won?
It's Fletcher, and he said he's not sure if he wants to be a Bears fan or a Titans fan.
Oh, Fletcher.
No, no, no.
Take a ticket away.
Oh.
What's up? Come on, Fletcher. Hi. Hi. Okay. Thank you, Fletcher. No, no, no. Take a ticket away. Oh, what's up?
Come on, Fletcher.
Hi.
Okay, thank you, Fletcher.
Congrats.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
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All right, here they are.
AJ and Pink Justice.
Hi.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
They brought gifts. We have gifts? Connor, it's so nice to meet Pink Justice. Hi. Oh, my gosh, thank you. They've arrived. They brought gifts.
We have gifts.
Connor Bedard.
It's so nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, Connor Bedard.
Awesome.
Pleasure.
Oh.
That's everything.
Yeah.
Whoa.
This is incredible.
This is sick.
Two packs.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Thanks.
Oh.
Thank you so much for having us.
All right, sit on down. Grab a seat. Grab a seat. Yeah, grab a seat. for having us. All right, sit on down.
Grab a seat.
Yeah, grab a seat.
All right, here.
You guys want to sit together?
All right, Jerry, go over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll sit next to Big Justice.
All right, there we go.
Big Justice, my guy.
Oh, do you like your soft bar?
Oh, yeah.
He's all right.
I love the off-whites, Big Justice.
Those are sick.
This is great.
This is awesome, guys.
Hey, just three Costco guys sitting next to each other now.
Three Costco guys.
How about that?
All right, yeah, put on the headphones.
Yep, I can hear everybody.
All right.
Before we get started, I just don't want to forget.
Yes.
Can I sign my Costco card?
Yes.
It would be an honor.
Thank you.
Get it signed.
Titus?
Get it signed. I'm going to have to go get mine.
Titus is going to get his.
Go ahead.
Luke!
Yeah, Lukey!
I think it's silver, just because I think Titus has
the better card than I do.
The black card?
Is it working? Yeah, it works. Nice.
Where's Luke? I need him to go to my office.
I'm assuming this isn't the first time you guys have signed Costco cards.
Nope.
We just signed one for Fizzoli out in front.
Okay.
By the way, Fizzoli, that guy brings the boom.
Yeah.
Please don't inflate his ego anymore.
Luke, you got my wallet off my desk?
Yo, is that good?
It's perfect.
Everyone, everyone's been so awesome here.
I mean, Caitlin, welcoming us in.
Steven to get us here is awesome. Connor walking us through the place. Everybody's been so awesome here. I mean, Caitlin welcoming us in. Steven to get us here is awesome.
Connor walking us through the place.
Everybody just been awesome.
So that was my first question because you already gave us a boom.
Okay.
Do you guys ever run out of booms?
No.
Someone added it up.
We did about 109.
You're in the mic.
Yeah.
Talking.
Oh, can I bring it out?
Yeah.
You can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
It's your show.
How many?
So somebody said that we did 109,000 booms this year.
What?
How can one, how can someone do that many booms?
I'll leave it right here to dry.
Okay, you want to take it there?
It's just like this.
We get five booms all the time.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom.
You guys never run out of booms.
Are you worried, though?
It's like an athlete, like a running back.
Someday their legs are just going to go.
Are you worried someday you're going to wake up and there's just no booms left?
No.
All right, all right.
So what I will tell you, Big Cat, is there was one time that I was going for the boom and it wasn't there.
And I just willed the boom.
Oh.
I just willed it and it was just there.
I mean, because it's all about the boom.
I'd watch a 30 for 30 on that one time.
Justice, you want to say that one first?
When the boom didn't boom.
Do you guys like dooming or does it hurt you to have to doom something?
So here's what I say about the doom.
So the one thing about the boom is that we're not food critics.
That's not who we are.
We're a father and son.
We go out there.
We have fun.
You guys are food critics.
Now we're food critics?
Yeah.
So it's more about the spirit.
It's more about the happiness.
So when we're there and we're eating and we're enjoying ourselves,
it's very much about the spirit and the happiness.
And that all goes into the equation of the boom.
Yeah.
So do we like giving a doom?
No, we don't.
But, you know, something's really bad.
We're going to give it.
You got to stay honest.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Like, for instance, like Jerry, look at his feet.
Like that's not.
That's a doom.
Yeah.
They're small.
That's not a feat of a grown man.
What are those?
What size are you?
I'm a size 11.
Seven and a half.
What size are you?
Seven and a half.
Is that a boom or doom, wearing a seven and a half as a man?
Sorry, that's a doom.
You have nice facial hair.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, so there we go.
That's a boom.
That's the coolest thing about the boomer doom is that in every doom, we can turn it
around and make it a boom.
Yeah, that's true.
Love that.
It's true.
The first thing you ever boomed, were you like, oh, wow, we have something here?
What was the first thing you ever boomed?
Big Justice.
Do you remember?
Charm City Burger.
Was it the Charm City Burger?
Charm City Burger.
They should put that up on their site.
Was it on camera or was it just you boomed city burger they should put that on camera or
was it just you boomed it camera oh no we just boomed it but it should be on that video no what
started the whole thing what made you say like we got to turn this into something we got a boom
i you know what let's turn this over to big justice he's the best at this story
so all my friends at school they all had youtube channels right they had like 50 subscribers 100 subscribers
my dad had like like 3 000 so i was like i have to get on his channel i get to everybody at school
i have 3 000 so he got about i went back he had like about a thousand views sometimes he would
get like 200 views and i go on we i introduce a burger. I say, like, this is the burger, and I introduce it.
And then he posts it, and that video gets like 100,000 views.
Oh, wow.
And then we did like three more videos, and they all got over 100,000.
And he said, this isn't a mortgage channel anymore.
It's a funnel.
It was a mortgage channel?
Yeah, it was.
I was in the mortgage business, and, you, and I got to thank my guys that said,
you know, AJ, there's all these mortgage channels popping up,
and you could do this.
We got to get you on here with this big personality of yours.
So I started doing it, and it wasn't anywhere near as much fun
as we're having now.
So I think, you know, you really got to be yourself,
and you really got to have fun and bring that out,
and that's what we did, and here we are. here we are that a mortgage channel wouldn't be more fun than
eating cookies wait do mortgage videos ever go viral there was someone that did okay uh there
is a channel out there that mortgage guy cool guy because i've reached out to him and i said to him
hey you know what you were a big inspiration i know we've taken a different direction but you
know i watched your videos and watched the rise that you made on social media.
And that's where it started.
And then, you know, we took a different path.
But, yeah, there is someone that is very much succeeding with it, at least one that I know.
So, wait.
So that was the first video you did.
But did you ever boom something off video?
And you're like, wait, this is like almost like man creating fire.
We've always done booms.
After I hit a home run, Big Justice goes boom.
Big Justice has always been my nickname too.
I love that.
My dad said it started all the way back in middle school for him.
When he would hit a home run, he would go boom.
Oh, that's awesome.
If I would get a sack in high school football, boom.
Oh, wow.
So the Big justice name.
So I was a professional wrestler.
I didn't mean to.
Were you guys, what color was your?
No, yeah, they.
Not silver.
Yeah, yeah.
Were executive members?
Yeah, executive.
The executive.
Bring the boom!
I didn't need the flex.
You guys are all.
Don't worry, it's a silver marker, so it'll show up.
I brought it because I knew you guys were executives.
You guys are significantly older than her.
Yeah, we have the black card.
The black card.
Oh, Jerry, is this?
What's the highest card?
I think it is the black one.
It's the black one.
All right, so what do you guys want me to sign this with?
My finger?
This guy.
Wait, did Brandon just laugh?
Did you?
Guys, roll that back, please.
Who's got the pen?
Where'd the pen go?
Well, they had the pen.
What happened to the pen?
I have the silver one right here.
Yeah, you got to use silver because, again, it's a black card.
It's the executive.
We're executive members.
So the name Big Justice.
So I was an independent professional wrestler the american power child eric justice
now one night we're thinking of names when we find out we're having a boy and i throw it out
as a joke let's name him eric justice and there was silence and that was it so he became that's
your actual name his name is eric wow that's incredible. So now we get to T-Ball.
He's about four, maybe five years old.
Kid is smashing the ball everywhere.
Yeah.
And puts one over the fence, walks back to the dugout with his bat like this,
like strutting.
And I said, here comes Big Justice.
And the crowd went wild.
That was it.
He's been Big Justice ever since.
That's awesome.
Beautiful.
And Big Justice, how old are you now?
I'm 11 now.
11.
So could we maybe see you in Williamsport?
How is your team this year?
Are you playing in it?
I'm going to be in the Power Showcase.
Oh.
I'll be.
That's going to be awesome.
Williamsport was the next age up, so possibly next spring.
Okay.
But yeah, we do have the Power Showcase.
Where's the Power Showcase?
I want to tune into the Power Showcase.
It's one of the biggest tournaments, actually.
So is it a team thing or is it like a home run derby?
No, it's a home run derby and an all-star game with all states, I think,
and I'm representing Florida.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Do you draw a crowd?
Is it known when you're there?
I think so.
This is going to be the most viewed Power Showcase.
It's on MLB Network, but I think there's going to be a lot more.
When is that?
October?
November.
It's November 24th, 25th, 26th.
You're going to have to text me and remind me.
I got you.
We're going to watch the Power Show.
I got you.
Yeah, you guys should go live.
It's at Globe Life.
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun.
I'm excited.
We're really looking forward to it.
My goal?
So it's 12 and 13-year-olds?
12 and 11-year-olds.
I think your division, I think it's 12 of you.
And I just turned 11, so I'm on the lower side of winning,
but I think I can pull it through.
Oh, wow.
Like, I've looked at the roster.
I think I could win.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I love the confidence.
I love it.
It's all about the boom. And the field's
only 240.
What's the furthest? Oh, that's easy.
I've hit like
280.
We could have used him.
I hit one off of Stiney.
I hit a home run off Stiney.
Oh, you did?
The Nelk boys? Yeah.
Stiney's a good pitcher uh he hit the home run off uh steinium when the rolex off steve will do it oh yeah i've seen that that's right so how
how is it like it has been like what the last six months it's kind of blown up it's been crazy yeah
how's how's the life changed i mean you guys are just now you now you go everywhere and everyone's
expecting a boomer or doom i I know. It's crazy.
Yeah.
You guys in Miami was insane.
Yes.
That was nuts.
Yeah.
There was like at least 2,000 kids there.
It's crazy.
Wow.
You know what the best part of all of it is, though?
The absolute best part of all of it is the smiles on everyone's face.
Yeah.
Except Brandon's.
Well, except Brandon.
Brandon's another whole case.
We'll get to that, I guess, a little later.
So, yeah, the smiles that we're able to put on everyone's face.
That's what it's all about.
The happiness when everyone asks us for a picture or a video.
It's such an honor, and it's so great to bring happiness.
It's infectious.
You guys came in here.
You boomed everything in the office.
Yeah.
I was sitting in my office on the phone, and I just heard boom, boom, boom.
I hit so many home runs with the wiffle ball.
You did?
I can't wait to see it. Hell yes. So you have to throw it up to yourself? Yeah. phone and I just heard boom, boom, boom. I hit so many home runs with the wiffle ball. You did?
Hell yes. So you have to throw it up to yourself? Yeah.
Because someone was pitching to me.
Do you want somebody to pitch it to you? Yeah.
When it's your turn for the gauntlet? Yeah. Brandon, do you want to?
Yeah, I can do that. Bring the boom!
This guy's warming up to us.
Yeah. So what
I mean. Oh, let's get down to the Costco.
Yeah, yeah. Let's get down to the green screen. We're ready. We're on the green screen. So what? Let's get down to the Costco. Yeah, yeah. Let's get down to the green screen.
So you saw what Brandon said to your father.
I wanted to go in the office and say, I was at home.
He wasn't there.
He was at Costco.
Hey, if he was at Costco, he was at Costco.
That's fine.
All right.
So I'm sitting next to.
Go ahead, Brandon.
No, no, no.
You go ahead, please.
It's your show. It just felt like. No, you go ahead. You go ahead. You're our fine. All right. So I'm sitting next to... Oh, go ahead, Brandon. No, no, no. You go ahead, please. It's your show, please.
It just felt like... No, you go ahead. You go ahead.
You're our guest.
All right. First off, thank you very much.
All right. So I'm sitting next to Mark right here, right?
Mark, everyone agrees this is my cell phone, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay. Mark, you agree that right there?
Hold on.
Okay.
What are you doing?
I'm going to call it.
Oh, yeah. Prove it.
Yeah. I mean, we... I don't want there to be any...
Oh, turn off Do Not Disturb.
Yeah, give me one second.
Let me just make sure I have you...
Uh-oh.
Are you not on this phone?
Incredible.
No, he is Do Not Disturb on because I do too
because I get like 1,000 phone calls a day.
Really?
Yeah, my friends leaked my number.
What?
What?
I get like 2,000 phone calls a day.
What? Yeah. Your friends leaked your number? That's What? I get like 2,000 phone calls a day. What?
Yeah.
Your friends leaked your number?
That's a big...
Where did they leak it?
Well, this one kid put it on the live, my friend.
On purpose?
I'm not going to say his name.
Was it on purpose?
You probably should say his name.
Wait, text me, AJ.
Text me.
Text you?
Okay, here we go.
We have a guy here who did that recently.
It's tough.
Yeah, Lucas.
Yeah.
Our buddy Lucas. Yeah. And then he got a's tough. Yeah, Lucas. Our buddy Lucas.
And then he got a ton of phone calls too.
Should we leak Big Justice's number?
It's already leaked.
Alright, Big Cat, I just sent you a text.
He just boomed me.
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All right, there's Big Cat calling in right now.
Okay.
Yep.
Big Cat, it's AJ bringing the boom.
His phone.
All right.
Seems like his phone.
All right.
All right.
We got that part.
All right.
We got that part down.
Good.
Okay, so now that I am sitting here next to Mark,
Mark, do you agree that this is my Costco app?
It looks exactly like my Costco.
Here's just the one thing I can't show
because it's got my Costco number and the QR code.
Is that my Costco number
or my Costco QR code?
It sure is.
Very good. We all agree on that.
I am now
right here on orders and purchases. Oh no am now right here on
orders and
purchases.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, no.
That right there
is orders and
purchases.
Mark's the
boy talking to
me.
He's going to
show you the
organic cucumber.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, he's going
to show you the
organic cucumber,
baby.
Now, I'm about to show you the organic cucumber, baby. Now, I'm about to show you the meat.
All meat.
Yes.
All right.
So now I am going to click right there in warehouse.
Yep.
Okay.
And would you please read that date and that time right there?
That location, please, as well.
It says 8-15-20-24 at 2-10 p.m. in Boca Raton.
Exactly.
You spent $277.38 in warehouse.
All right.
Very good.
Would anyone else like to see this?
I believe so.
Hey, Kat, right there.
It is the top purchase.
Oh, shoot.
That's your fault.
Oh, it went off?
That's my fault.
He's getting after you. Uh-oh uh brandon here comes the organic you brandon yeah you have to notes app this is what was this tuesday what uh 8 15 it should have been thursday
but then the one under it is thursday i think at about 2 p.m somewhere in that ballpark yeah
2 10 okay thursday and by the, what time does your show run weekly?
Yeah, that would be the exact same time because our show's central time.
Central, yeah.
I'm going to see the – oh, I'm looking at the receipt.
Don't tell me organic cucumber.
I see organic cucumber.
Ha-ha!
Organic cucumber!
Beef flank.
Yeah!
All the beef.
All meat.
All meat. All meat.
How about a double chunk chocolate cookie?
Come on.
Did you get one?
I don't think you got one.
That's a different receipt.
I think there is another receipt from that same day.
There's a lot of meat on that.
There's a lot of meat on that receipt.
Brandon, no tap.
Yeah, organic cucumbers, eggs, rice bowls, mini pancakes, blueberries.
Oh, you guys.
Chicken sausage. Bring the food. Keep going. Keep blueberries. Oh, you guys. Chicken sausage.
Bring the boom.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Do the whole thing.
All right.
Ready?
Let's do this.
Here we go.
Honey salmon.
Boom.
Oh, chicken nuggets.
Boom.
Asian roll.
Boom.
Turkey breast.
Boom.
Five turkey breasts.
Boom.
Canadian bacon.
Organic cucumber.
Organic eggs.
Organic rice.
Mini pancakes.
Organic blueberries.
Poppy soda.
Organic oranges.
Organic strawberries.
Chicken sausage.
And the meat, all meat.
And the total was $300.
Oh, baby.
That's a lot of food for a little price.
Boom.
Damn.
Costco is all about good quality and good value.
Sounds like you guys might be the big customers.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
So, Brendan, where's your information?
Does Costco sell humble pie?
Or crow?
Kate, I believe they do.
It's called a double-chunk chocolate cookie.
A chicken make. This is like being in the phone booth
with clark kent what what i would like to ask though this is what i i did want to get to so
brandon if you thought that i did have a green screen and if i was not at costco what was my
motive to continue putting out costco content for the people that support you uh but do it from home
in a very easy, and
that way you don't have to drive back and forth to Costco.
It would make sense from a business perspective.
But he was standing with his arms on the shelf.
You can put your arms anywhere.
My arms are right here right now.
They can Photoshop a shelf right now.
Get it.
I mean, so that's something that would-
Don't you think a green screen would help, though?
No, that would really take away the authenticity, because it's a whole spirit when we're in
there.
I don't think sitting at my desk with a green screen i could really get the feel of the warehouse i think
being there like really brings it out oh man matching the acoustics alone would be a nightmare
thank you adrian
i didn't laugh no i coughed by way, we have another game time winner.
Let's do that real quick.
Game time winner.
Who are they with?
Who's game time?
We're doing a scavenger hunt right now live on air for Bears Titans tickets.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, White Sox Dave.
Who won White Sox Dave?
What's up, everybody?
We're at the Buckingham Fountain.
We got the Taste of Chicago going on.
And we got Nick right here who just won two tickets, fair times
week one, courtesy of Game Time. Let's go!
Alright!
Bring the boom!
We saw that guy on our way in.
Oh, White Sox Dave?
We actually have something for you with White Sox Dave.
We're going to have you boom and doom some stuff.
Can't wait.
Yeah.
So when do we run this game?
Thank you, Dave.
Congrats, Nick.
Thank you, guys.
All right.
See you.
Good job, Dave.
Big Justice, are you feeling confident with the gauntlet?
I think I could get like five minutes.
Okay.
Is that a good time?
You'll beat a lot of pro athletes.
The football's tough.
Football's tough?
Did you see Ashley nailed the football?
No.
Ashley on her second throw.
Can we bring Ashley in for the football?
Yeah.
All right, Ashley, you're helping in the throw of the football.
The only thing I can't do is the basketball.
Can I do a free throw?
We could also combine it with the entire Justice clan.
All right.
All right.
The whole castle.
Wait, wait a minute.
Yeah, if you guys want to do it as a team, you can do that as well.
Mother of big justice, what do you think?
You're jumping in.
I'm going to do soccer and wiffle ball.
Okay. Soccer and wiffle ball. My dad will do basketball. I want to do the football. You're jumping in. I'm going to do soccer and wiffle ball. Okay.
Soccer and wiffle ball.
My dad will do basketball.
I want to do the football.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I want to do the football.
Why don't you guys do it on your own?
You can do it on your own.
Yeah.
It'll be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, do we go do it?
No, we'll do it in a second.
We've got something else for you.
All right.
Nick, what do we have?
So this is Kate.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, Jerry.
What?
What's wrong?
Jer. That is a bad angle. Oh, no, Jerry. What's wrong? Jer.
That is a bad angle.
That is a bad angle.
They did that on purpose.
Oh, no, Jerry.
That's not really what it looks like.
Look at how tiny those nails are.
That's all share.
We represent the lollipop.
The lollipop.
Oh, no, Jerry.
That's tough.
You're getting smaller.
Wait, wait.
Let's angle it on my shoes.
Yeah, let's go.
Whoa!
Boom!
Go back to Jerry.
Oh!
Oh!
All right, so we have something for you to boom and do.
Yeah, Kate, you have some, Yeah. You compiled some things, no?
We lost a series of photos of people who work here at Barstool Sports.
And just looking at the photos and going off the aura.
Aura.
Oh, aura.
Like Rizzler.
You boom or doom them.
All right.
Okay?
And you can't hurt anybody's feelings.
Totally fine.
Now, do we have to agree on it or we each get?
You each get your own.
To each their own boom or doom.
Okay, we're each going to get our own.
And this will be quick.
This is just a few photos. All here we go let's see this okay doom
he's wearing all flights that's a boom that's me and stella i i was me this gut reaction yeah
that was me and stella his gut reaction was I was all in on the boom on that one.
Okay.
The blue?
I'm not going to lie, Big Justice, my feelings are hurt.
No, because I saw a dog.
We go back to that.
I mean, look at this.
Oh, you don't like dogs?
No.
What do you mean you don't like dogs?
Now what, Dan?
Now what are you going to do?
What do you mean you don't like dogs?
Let's talk this through.
I don't really like dogs.
I like the kid better than the dad.
I don't like birds either, Brandon.
Oh!
Wallace and Gromit just got
doomed. Cheryl and Daryl. Their names are Cheryl
and Daryl. He's got your number. Well, very
much in fairness, guys. We had
a neighbor back in New Jersey that had a dog
that really
was Brandon.
And one day, Big Justice
goes outside and I hear absolute screaming, so I run out.
This dog is barking like crazy, and now I'm playing offensive tackle in front of the dog.
It's like that big.
The guy comes out.
He's like, guys, I'm so sorry.
I'm trying to control this dog.
He's on medicine, whatever.
So that was Big Justice's first experience.
That's fair.
That's fair.
But the dog's another chance.
Do you love Annalena's dog? I like Annalena. Yeah, I like smaller dogs. Your dog's first experience. That's fair. That's fair. But the dog's another thing. Do you love Annalena's dog?
I like Annalena.
Yeah, I like smaller dogs.
Okay, give me.
Your dog's is cute.
Yeah, my dog is only 30 pounds.
Thank you.
I like your shoes.
Yeah, the off-whites.
I'm all boomer.
I mean, look at this thing.
First of all, look at that face, right?
Look at that face, that distinguished face.
Look at the water there.
I mean, the dog, the color coordination, the brick.
This is a big boom.
Okay.
Those are actually my dream shoes.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Listen, when you get to size 12, hit me up.
I'll send them to you.
Got it.
Yeah.
No problem.
You could double sock and just text him tomorrow.
You could just buy him the shoes.
I'll just give him mine.
You don't have to give him yours.
Just buy him the shoes now.
I'll buy you the shoes now.
That's fine.
Steve will do it, give you a Rolex.
You got to get under five minutes on the gauntlet, and then I'll buy you the shoes now that's fine steve will do it gave you a rolex i gotta you gotta get under five minutes on the gauntlet and then i'll buy you the shoe five minutes but wait wait but hold on you're still growing do you want these shoes you want these shoes
you're gonna grow out of them in like two days i mean i i'm a size 10 and a half so i get size
11s because like i still have that much room okay like an inch i want to buy
you the shoes but i don't want you to buy you the shoes then have you not maybe get a 12 because i
think that might end okay yeah okay so i'll just wait a couple years yeah we'll get you the shoes
yeah we'll get you the shoes for sure all right who else we got Oh, Dave Portnoy. He's a boom.
Easy peasy.
He's going to like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's huge for him.
He needs a win.
Oh, Megan, make a money.
You met her earlier.
You did one for her son.
Oh, Megan's awesome.
Megan and her son is Mathis, I think.
No, Madden.
Madden.
Madden and Megan both get a big boom.
I mean, just look at the happiness.
I always say the boom is all about the spirit, and the spirit is just coming right out.
Love that.
Keep that in mind.
Go off the aura of this photo.
We're going aura.
Aura.
Really focus on it.
All right.
This is all aura.
Here we go.
Uh-oh.
Doom.
Oh, no.
Who's that?
No, that's a doom.
Who's that?
That's a doom.
That's a...
That's a bad photo.
Yeah.
Well, let's try another one. Who is that? That's White Sox. Let's try another one.
Who is that? That's White Sox Dave.
That looks like...
That's another Doom.
That's a bad
hairline.
What would you give that hairline?
A Doom or a Boom? A Doom.
Okay.
Oh gosh!
Wow.
What the heck is that?
His beard grows high.
Is that you?
No.
That's again White Sox Dave, actually.
Yeah.
That's a doom.
Yeah, he's getting doomed.
No, I'll go boom on that one.
What?
I'll go boom on that one.
I know the hair is a little out of control, but there was happiness in that picture.
That's a boom.
I'm going boom.
Okay.
I'm going doom.
I sense a guy having a good time there.
That's a boom.
Okay. Oh, gosh doom. I sense a guy having a good time there. That's a boom. Okay.
Oh, gosh.
What are these photos?
Doom.
We got to go doom on that one.
Yeah, that same guy.
It's the same guy.
Kind of looks like he put in a hard game there, so I was kind of thinking boom, but yeah,
it's a...
We got to go doom there.
We caught punts for 20 minutes.
Yeah.
He did?
Yeah, but we went to dinner. He got punts. 20 minutes. Yeah, he did. Yeah, but we went to dinner.
So that's a boom?
Yeah, dinner was a boom.
Who's that?
This is Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom.
That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. That's Doom. Thatx Dave. That's it. I think you guys know that. I like the whole setup with the TV there.
You like this?
I love this setup.
Oh, this place is ridiculous, right?
The basketball court right here.
Yep.
Very fun.
Very fun.
All right, you guys want to do the gauntlet?
Yeah!
I think so. All right, let's go.
I think so.
All right, big justice.
I'm ready.
So you know how to do it?
Do you know?
Do you understand?
So I just have to run and do the sports.
Yeah, but then you have to sit down and do trivia.
What are we doing?
But you guys can tag me in trivia. It, we'll help you with trivia as well.
All you got to do is get 10 questions right.
There's like 40 questions on the board.
Just 10, any of them.
But there's a lot of them that are –
There's sports ones.
Can we pull up an example team?
Name a baseball team that's named after a bird.
Cardinals.
Yeah.
See, there you go.
You got to keep going.
Are we doing this? Connor said we were doing this. Yeah said we yeah look see father's father big justice take a look yeah you guys can choose which old nfl teams 10 members of the happy meal gang
yeah you got all right all right here we go i like the confidence he's got it it's nice to
see someone excited usually have to like beg people aj AJ, you're teaming up?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Oh, wait.
Before you start, before you start, we got, oh, the fourth clue is up.
Yeah, you can show it.
So here's the fourth clue.
These are free tickets to the Bears game on Sunday.
Windy city bustling scene.
I'm a giant circle where the view's supreme.
Not a sports arena or a hot take to bait
but i'm where you go for a skyline date you catch big cats grin and pfts cheer as you rise high and
soak in the view clear what am i towering and bold a feature that's classic never gets old this is
the space needle tower you have to go to seattle yeah, go to Seattle for this one. That's obvious.
Yeah. It might be the big
it might be the big
statue of Jesus.
Yes. Oh, yeah. In Rio.
Top of the mountain. Where those Eagles fans were.
Did you see that?
TJ, did you see the Eagles?
I don't know how Connor can
defend this. This is all
time like America rocks moment.
Oh, why we're doing Philly fans.
I saw the Phillies girl for the first time this morning.
The girl who slept with one of the Phillies players, the video she made.
No, I didn't see that.
Oh, she sold her season tickets because the sex was so bad?
The whole like, yeah.
No, how did I not see that?
Oh, my God.
That was horrifying.
That video. Wait, what was it?
Some girl made a
selfie video explaining that she
basically fucked one of the Phillies players.
We gotta beat the Packers
and we're gonna start it right here.
Oh, this guy. He's everywhere.
E-A-G-L-E-S
Eagles!
Go Birds! I love it. A-G-L-E-S. Eagles! Go, birds!
I love it.
Yeah!
It's essentially like we sent a bunch of aliens down from outer space to Brazil, as far as they're concerned.
I want to watch that video after.
Yeah, we'll do it after.
I'm curious now.
I don't know if it's 11-year-old appropriate.
Yeah, no, I'm saying after they leave.
Got it.
All right, wait, you got to have the bags on the ground.
Yeah, you got to play honest.
You got to start with the bags on the ground.
Okay.
Ready?
Wait, AJ, move this way.
The camera's right behind you.
All right, here we go.
Ready, set, go.
All right, here comes Big Justice. Hope he crushes that. Let's go Big Justice. All right, Here we go. Ready, set, go. All right. Here comes Big Justice.
Hope he crushes it.
Let's go Big Justice.
All right.
All right.
I'm rooting hard for Big Justice.
A little more.
Oh, good first throws.
Did that go through?
No.
No.
That might be it.
Okay.
I hate to say it, guys.
He sucks.
There it is.
Oh, that was a good kick.
Nice kick.
Oh, that is a good kick. Nice kick. Oh, that is a good kick.
Malasek.
Oh, Malasek.
He's 11.
Oh!
Malasek got five.
Hold my big justice.
Oh, man.
Oh!
Holy shit.
That was awesome.
This is going to be tough.
And that football throw was close, too.
Yeah.
I just want to be tough.
This is going to be hard.
Oh, Brandon's stuck.
I think Brandon is throwing.
Oh.
Yeah.
There it is. Yes. You might have one of the best times. Oh, he it is.
Yes.
You might have one of the best times.
Oh, he's crushing this.
Free throw.
Oh, another.
Holy.
Crazy.
Big justice.
Big justice.
Let's go, big justice.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. He's cold.
I mean, this has got to be the most fun day for a kid.
Yeah.
Oh, he's focusing.
Shit.
Oh, it's hot.
God fucking damn it, Justice.
All through, dude.
We talked about that.
Yeah, he's grounded.
Come on, Justice.
Yes, he did it.
Sit right here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Ten most popular sports in the UK.
Three colors of a streetlight.
Oh, there we go.
That's easy.
Three colors of a streetlight.
Green, yellow, red.
Green, red, yellow, red.
Good start.
Good start.
Okay.
Five muscles worked out by a bench press.
Chest, triceps, deltoids.
Uh-oh.
Oh, God.
So we had chest, triceps, deltoids.
What's the chest called?
Skip.
Skip, all right.
The pectoral the pectoral
eight running backs to rush for 29 or more t's in a single ncaa season just think of like the
best running backs ever ricky williams uh skip i don't know this oh yeah oh there you go you got
it what you got oh aladdin okay okay voices of the genie in aladdin oh robin williams and will
smith there it is oh you got one more You got one more. Eight rushing touchdowns.
Five things.
Or five things the Little Piggies do or go to.
Go to the market.
This Little Piggy went to the market.
This Little Piggy had roast beef.
Yeah.
248.
That's a pair of shoes.
Hey, Big Justin.
That's a pair of shoes.
What a run.
Wow.
Wow.
The baseball is where it got me.
That usually takes people like 30 seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
You got it.
Crushed it. Crushed it.
Crushed it.
Let's see who you beat.
Oh, there's going to be some names up there.
Yeah.
248.
Good time.
Oh, wow.
Is that good time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who did I beat?
Jack Golke.
Yeah, Jack Golke, the guy who hit all the threes against Kentucky in the tournament.
We can scroll down.
There's a lot of them.
There's one name there that really sticks out to me.
Brandon Walker.
Oh, it'd be Brandon.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's a doom for Brandon.
Yeah.
No, but you know what, though?
We always say out of every doom there could be a boom.
Brandon was coming in big.
Spencer Torkelson, he plays for the Tigers.
No way.
He plays for the Tigers.
I love Spencer Torkelson.
I saw our man Greg Olson.
Greg Olson.
Julian Edelman, you beat.
Julian Edelman.
Gunnar Henderson.
Yeah.
No way.
Beat Gunnar Henderson.
Big justice.
You beat him pretty soundly.
You kind of crushed Gunnar Henderson.
Jersey Joe.
Jersey Jerry.
Jersey Jerry.
Oh, you crushed Skeens.
Paul Skeens.
Paul Skeens.
I love Paul.
Yeah.
Cam Newton.
Cam Newton. Maxine the Corgi.ens. I love Paul. Yeah. Cam Newton.
Cam Newton.
Maxine the Corgi.
Sketch. I could have gotten better time.
Fasoli.
Fasoli.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Walker, Will Compton.
There's a lot of premier athletes that you beat.
Dang, they got bad time.
Yeah.
All right.
Are you ready, AJ?
Oh, I'm up now?
Yeah.
If you'd like.
Of course you're up.
Here I go.
All right. We're rooting for Big Justice to beat you. Big Justice, how do you Oh, I'm up now? Yeah. Of course you're up. Here I go. All right.
We're rooting for Big Justice to beat you.
Big Justice, how do you feel about that time?
Good.
Yeah.
First time doing it?
You crushed that.
Do you think your dad's going to do better or worse?
Yeah, better.
Yeah?
Because he can shoot the basketball.
I don't think so, dude.
I think you crushed that.
You crushed it.
Yeah, that's one of the best times here.
But he knows all the-
I mean, you beat Gunnar Henderson.
Yeah.
By like two minutes.
Yeah.
And Spencer Torkelson.
Those guys are MLB.
That's pretty crazy.
All right.
Give me one sec.
One sec, AJ.
Three.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, we got to reload it.
What if we do like a quiet start?
We go one.
And then he doesn't start.
We can do a trick start. You want to like a quiet start? We go one. And then he doesn't start. We could do a trick start.
You want to do a trick start?
Tell me what.
I'll go three.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I like that.
Trick start.
TJ, you got the plan?
Sweet.
So what am I doing?
You're going to say, you're going to yell three.
And then don't say anything.
And then whisper two, one.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't be late. Ready. Okay. What are you saying? Oh, okay what are you saying oh we're good nothing we're good we're good we're ready all right ready three two one
what was that oh he said two one yeah he must have whispered two and one. He must have whispered two and one, so your time is going. Oh, got him.
Yes.
Let's go.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Tighten it.
Oh.
Good defense.
Yeah, baby.
Good defense.
Good defense.
Too much of the mic.
Good defense.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. He's such a good goaltend.
Go Jake.
You scored on this guy so fast.
Oh wow.
He's struggling.
He's struggling.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh he got it.
He got it.
Baseball. Okay. Oh, he got it. He got it.
Baseball.
Okay.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, easy.
Football's a race, guys.
Ooh.
That was close.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Oh, that was close.
Come on.
Just give me 20 more seconds.
Oh, yeah. I think you got this wrapped up.
We're not going to help him with trivia.
No?
No, we won't help him at all with trivia.
And TJ's really bad at typing.
If he beats me, I'm doing it one more time.
Because I can get better timing.
Oh, hey!
I don't think he's beating him.
I don't think he's beating him.
Thanks.
I think you nailed it.
I think I got this.
You're way better than your dad.
You should might as well just open a pack of cards while we're waiting.
Ooh.
What a salt in the wound.
Do you want to open one?
Yeah.
Here, hand me a pack, too.
Wait, so who are we trying to pull?
Who is this guy?
Conor Bernard.
Is he good?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's a star.
So this is his rookie pack.
If we pull Conor Bernard rookie, I could get my shoes.
Oh, you're already getting your shoes.
I'm going to get your shoes.
I'll text your dad, and I'll get your address, and I'll send you the shoes.
You're the best.
That's done.
That's done.
My friends will freak out.
He stinks at this, by the way.
Oh, he's so bad.
Football might get him.
We might be here for the rest.
Do you guys have anything you have to do today?
Because we might never leave.
All right, Conor McGarrett, you want a pack? Yeah. Give me, like we might never leave. All right. Connor Bedard.
You want a pack?
Yeah.
Give me like two packs.
Let's do one at a time.
You guys open one.
You want to open one?
Yeah.
So Connor Bedard we're looking for?
Bedard.
Bedard.
Shoot.
Sorry.
That's okay.
Bedard.
Bedard.
Bedard.
Bedard.
Bedard.
Wait, you just ripped through them?
Yeah.
You don't even look for anyone else? Oh, no.
AJs. Especially not in this. No, you just look for a Bedard. You don't even look for anyone else? Oh, no. AJs.
Especially not in this.
No, you just look for a Boudoir.
Football's not his game.
No.
No!
Nothing here.
You a big car collector, Justice?
Yeah.
Me too.
Really big car collector.
Me too.
What are some of your favorite cars that you have?
I have a Judge Auto.
Ooh, nice.
Yeah.
Mitch Marner.
He's good.
Yeah.
Reading point. He's good. Oh, he got it. He got it all right
She gonna drink
Yeah, oh
Here we go body armor shut up body armor
He's gonna turn it all with a lot of packs I think there's six in each day
I'm gonna patch right here.
You ready?
Oh, there we go.
Nice shot.
There we go.
You crushed his time.
Yeah.
He's low on that list.
He's still going to beat Gunner, though.
I don't know.
Gunner, how can you do so bad?
You're the best athlete I know.
Thanks, shot.
Still not a bad time at all.
Bring it in.
You're all right.
You're all right.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go.
Three face cards in poker.
King, Queen, Jack.
Five MLB teams.
Five MLB teams that were to win a World Series.
Padres.
Seattle Mariners.
First names of the Brady Bunch.
Greg, Peter, Marsha.
Greg, Peter, Marsha. Greg, Peter, Marsha.
We don't have an American president.
Two more.
Two more.
U.S. president the last one year in office.
McKinley.
Benjamin Harrison.
First names that were Brady's.
Marsha.
Sidney.
Sidney.
Time.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
That's a good time. Great time alright Great time
409
The football
We started ripping packs
We got bored with the football
We did get bored
Where's he on the list
Did he beat Gunnar Henderson
Yeah
Let's see
Oh no Oh he didn't even beat Gunnar Henderson? Yeah. Let's see. Oh, no.
Oh, he didn't even beat Gunnar Henderson.
I didn't beat Gunnar.
You did, Big Justice.
Yeah.
Did I get the card?
Big Justice, bring the boom.
Big time boom.
You were really bad at the soccer one.
Oh, I got a Conor McDavid.
He's pretty good.
Yeah.
Here, look through this.
Is the Deep Roots card good? Here, look through this. Is the Deep Roots card good?
Here, look through this.
I don't know anything about hockey, by the way.
We just knew that you guys did, so we got you these.
Here, look at this.
We appreciate that.
This one's got a good Connor McDavid.
Is there bagels in here?
No, I'm sure it's...
It smells like bagels.
Chef Donnie cooking something?
Yeah, it does smell.
Have you hit some golf balls yet?
Yeah, I hit a lot.
I love it.
I want to do the wiffle ball.
That was fun.
We should run a wiffle ball game after the stream.
Let's do it.
That'd be great.
Friday, why not?
Friday wiffle ball game.
I'm in.
No, wiffle ball game.
Wiffle ball.
I could strike you out. Brandon could strike you out. Me? game. I'm in. A Friday wiffle ball game. Wiffle ball. I could strike you out.
Brandon could strike you out.
Me?
Yeah.
I could strike.
I mean, Brandon, you could strike me out.
Brandon, you want to go strike him out right now?
Strike him out.
All right, let's go.
Let's strike him out.
Yeah, Brandon, strike him out.
Strike him out.
Strike him out.
Let's go, Brandon.
I'm not taking it easy on you.
Okay.
All right.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
Brandon, there's no winning for you here.
Three at bats if you strike me out.
Three at bats. Three at bats, I get it. There's a... The you here. Three at bats.
There's a –
Yes, get the strike zone thing.
I love the confidence.
Oh, before you start, we got the fourth winner.
Let's see it.
Game time.
Shout out game time.
Giving away free Bears tickets.
Fourth winner.
Who we got?
Oh. Annika. fourth winner who we got oh annika what's up how are you guys good who we got i'm i'm here with eric the winner of
our bears tickets shout out to our friends over at game time. Let's go. Bring the boom. Bring the boom.
Bring the boom.
Alright, thank you guys. Enjoy the game. Appreciate it.
It's all about the
boom. While the boys out,
let me talk about High Noon. It's time to load up on the
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is a fall exclusive, which means it's here for
a good time, but not a long time. Visit
highnoonspirits.com before your next
tailgate to find a pack near you. High Noon,
thank you. Brandon. High Noon
brings the boom! Yes.
Alright,
Brandon. You've been waiting
your whole life for this moment.
How tall is Brandon?
6'5"?
6'5", yeah.
He is a big boy, huh?
Have you and Brandon talked wrestling yet?
Kind of looks like Randy Johnson out there.
Yeah, you're good.
Right-handed Randy Johnson.
Don't bean him, Brandon.
Oh!
Right back into the studio!
Come on, Brandon.
Come on.
Strike him out, brother.
Come on, Brandon.
Faster?
Good eye.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Oh.
Jammed him.
That ball.
Jammed him.
Is this his stop?
Yeah, it's his stop.
Give me a little play.
He's got a great stance.
All right.
Yeah, Big Cat, he definitely works hard on that swing.
Yeah.
He takes about 100, maybe 200.
Whoa!
Nice.
Gone.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. All right. Yeah, Big Cat, he definitely works hard on that swing.
Yeah.
He takes about 100, maybe 200.
Whoa!
Gone.
Boomed you.
Gone.
Boomed you.
Brandon.
Boom!
There's some junk.
Oh, there's another sink.
Get in there!
Brandon.
Brandon.
Hey, Brandon. that's your plate.
He's crowding your plate.
Back him off.
Little chin music.
Little chin music, Brandon.
You got to set the tone, Brandon.
I hope he charges the mound.
Come on, Brandon.
He's disrespecting you.
Oh, got him one.
One strike.
Got him chasing.
All right.
Oh, that looked like a double down the line.
That's two strikes.
Get him, Brandon.
Foul ball.
Foul ball.
Okay, still alive. Still alive Okay, he's still alive.
Still alive.
Big Jocelyn's still alive.
Oh, my God.
Ripped that.
You thought that was a foul ball?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
He wants to just keep hitting.
Oh, he'll hit all day.
Yeah.
He's smiling at him.
Oh, right up the middle. Yes. That's it. oh he'll hit all that yeah he's smiling at him wow all right way to go big justice all together big justice goes boom
oh all right well thank you guys this has been so much fun we appreciate you coming on the act
it's been a thrill
likewise such an honor thank you guys so much
what do you guys got planned in Chicago
well we're heading over to the
Cameo building after this
we want to work with Cameo they've been a great partner
and we might have
something big coming up tomorrow night stay tuned
anybody else want some
to everyone here We might have something big coming up tomorrow night. Stay tuned. Anybody else want some?
To everyone here, we definitely want to give a heartfelt thank you.
It was so much fun.
Steven was big in making this happen, too, so thanks to Steven.
Thanks to everyone here.
This was unbelievable.
Thank you guys for coming through.
It was so much fun.
Thank you, guys. This was a big boom!
All right, we'll talk to you guys. Anytime you're in town, come on through. We love it. Sounds like a boom. All right. We'll talk to you guys.
Anytime you're in town, come on through.
We love it.
Sounds like a boom.
Yeah.
And I'll get your dad's dress.
I'll send those shoes.
Love it.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah, you guys are awesome.
Thank you so much for coming.
I'm going over top.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Oh, man. Come on.
Aw.
Nah, this was a lot of fun.
Great. Thank you.
Great.
Thank you.
Jerry.
No.
Thank you.
Wow.
And his dad owned it together.
I know that.
Yeah, don't forget your phone.
Oh, you're a Costco card.
Jerry, you making a business deal right now?
Yes.
Or were you just pitching to the boy?
It's a restaurant.
He's been there plenty of times.
That's great.
Oh, you got your cards on, Jer?
Love that.
Look at that.
Look, we're still for the common man.
Yes, it's incredible.
Nikki?
All right.
Is this the first one or the second one?
Which one is this?
I can hug the boy? Let's say AJ's the first one and the boy's the Which one is this? I can hug the boy?
Let's say AJ's the first one and the boy's the second.
I'm the second.
And D-Tap and Barstool Sports get a big boom!
Love it. One take. Wait, is this either of you guys left?
Oh, my man!
Did anyone want pictures?
Yeah.
Should we get a whole group?
Let's do a group boom!
What was left over there?
We gotta do a group boom.
TJ, put up like a Rube Goldberg film YouTube.
Nice hit, my man. We gotta do a group boom. TJ, put up like a Rube Goldberg film YouTube.
Come on in. Nice hit, my man.
Randy, we gotta work on your pitch.
He's good.
He is good.
Here, wait.
I want to start that.
So let's do, it's AJ and Big Justice, and the Yak on Barstool Sports gets out big.
Everybody boom.
It's AJ. And Big Justice. And the Yak on Barstool Sports gets out big. Everybody boom. It's AJ.
And the yak on Barstool Sports
gets a big boom!
Love it.
Here we go.
Thanks, guys.
Hey, Brandon.
Can you grab your water?
Right outside of New Jersey.
Love it.
Brandon's mom's calling me?
FaceTiming me? Oh, do it now.
She probably wants to meet him.
Hi, Mama.
How we doing?
Yeah, we're live right now, but what's going on?
Yeah.
Is everything good?
Okay. Aw, it looks great. he never answers my calls. Yeah. I just wanted to come and talk to you. Is everything good? Everything's good.
Okay.
I was wearing my Barstool shirt.
Aw, it looks great.
And coming into
the courthouse
and Brandon's
almost ex-father-in-law
opened the door for me.
So,
it was a good moment
for me.
His almost ex-father-in-law?
Almost?
Whoa.
We're live right now.
Yeah, his almost
father-in-law.
Oh. How did that almost happen-in-law. Oh.
How did that almost happen?
Should we wait for Brandon?
Oh, Brandon's going yard on the boy.
Brandon, we need you.
Come here.
Brandon's getting...
All right, one sec.
Brandon's getting...
Can I call you back, Mama?
All right, I'll call you back.
Love you, bye.
Almost ex-father.
Chad said final boom count 78, by the way.
Oh, I love it!
That's so many booms.
Brandon keeps falling.
Big Justice.
He needs this. Just lob one in.
Alright.
I'll lob one in. All right. Hello, buddy.
Oh!
Did you see me?
That wasn't even a strike.
Yeah, but he had movement in his shoulder.
What?
I love this kid.
Oh, yeah!
There we go, big justice.
There we go.
Ashley, let's do it.
You're on the plate!
All right, hey, your sister's going to run the gauntlet, so we got to get out of the way. Oh Alright, hey, your sister's gonna run the gauntlet, so we gotta get out of the way. Oh yeah. We gotta let her run the gauntlet.
Ashley's running the gauntlet. Yes, love it.
What if she breaks your record?
Ashley Justice. That would be awesome.
You get Mama Justice to run the gauntlet?
Oh!
Woohoohoo!
You proud of yourself, Brandon? Talk your shit, Brandon.
Brandon. You proud of yourself Brandon Talk your shit Brandon Alright Ashley's running the gauntlet Brandon that went far
Ashley's running the gauntlet
Let's go Ashley
I really like these guys
I know
That was incredible
It's contagious
My face hurts from smiling
Yeah
Kat let's rip that pack
I don't know what I was nervous about
We gotta find the Bedard
Yeah Should we organize this Because I feel like I got a good It starts from smiling. Yeah. Kat, let's rip that pack. I don't know what I was nervous about. We've got to find the Bedard.
Yeah.
Should we organize this?
Because I feel like I got a good card here.
I got a... Is it a rookie?
A McDavid.
I don't know.
If it's not a rookie, it's probably not worth anything.
What a thrill.
Depends, though.
They're infectious.
They really are.
They just...
It's also very clear.
I know that there's cynics online and everything, but being around them, it's an 11-year-old
kid who's having the time of his life.
Yep.
Like, the time of his life.
And he's getting to hang out with his family.
I'm a cynic about stuff like this a lot, and they were the exact same off air as well.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
They're just fun.
It's not like they're different and then they turn it on.
They're just...
They both want to do it.
Yeah.
All right, Ashley, you ready?
Yeah.
All right, let's go, Ashley.
All right, Ashley.
You want to sit down?
Should I come sit down for you?
Yeah, come talk.
Yeah, come.
Give us more commentary.
Yeah.
You guys are going to be amazed.
She good?
Yeah, she's good.
What are her main sports?
Lacrosse.
Lacrosse.
Oh, wow.
Oh, lacrosse and soccer, I'm hearing. she's not good at soccer okay all right all right you ready ashley all right here we go
three two one go Three, two, one, go. Come on, Ashley.
That's good.
Yeah, pick up a cup.
We'll help you out.
That one's good.
Oh.
Oh.
That might be the cleanest one.
Nothing but net.
That's net.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Slippery.
That's all right.
That's all right.
Oh.
Court's a little slippery.
It's just the oobleck, the old oobleck.
Oh, boom.
Nutmegged.
He let that buy.
I don't know.
He's a good goalie.
He might struggle with the baseball.
She not a baseball player?
She's a softball player, but she's okay.
Not a very good one. Sorry.
Boom!
She needs his run. Boom.
Oh, we got pitching. Oh, okay.
That's better. There we go.
Yard or no?
Brandon, don't be scared.
I'm going to swing hard.
Swing! Hit it! There we go.
Give her a pitch. Come on!
You're pitching her junk, Brandon.
Ashley, come on
Come on Ashley. Oh, did you say she got a first try? Oh? Yes? Oh?
She's good at football. Yeah, that was a good throw. Thank think that she's going to beat my time? Yeah, she's right.
Spiral going.
Is the one ready?
Ah.
So close this time.
Oh, Brandon's kind of messing with her.
Brandon's trying to.
He's a big. Oh, she's right there.
He's very clearly a big Justice fan with how he's rebounding this football.
There it is.
There it is.
Better than most guests.
Free throw, free throw. I don't want her to beat me. There it is. Better than most guests. Free throw, free throw.
I don't want her to beat me.
Listen, she might.
But you beat Gunnar Henderson.
Doesn't matter now.
You got to remember that.
No.
Ashley, take your time.
That's nice.
That was smart.
That was gamesmanship.
You trying to get in her head? Yeah, a games and shit you trying to get in her head Yeah, a little bit you try to get in her head actually just take your time Oh, double rim. You're talking junk to your sister.
I love this. All right, here we go.
Ask us.
Sit right here.
Trivia, trivia, trivia.
All right, there we go.
Okay.
NFL teams with a blue helmet.
Giants.
There we go.
New York Giants.
What's in it?
Let's see.
Five breeds of dog.
He said Texans as well.
Texans.
He said Texans.
AJ can help.
Yeah, AJ can help. A blue helmet. Let's go. Oh, I have to name. Texans? AJ can help. Yeah, AJ can help.
Oh, I have to name more.
Oh, four suits of playing cards.
Spade.
Spade said.
Spade.
Club.
Club.
Diamond.
Diamond.
Heart.
Heart.
Heart.
There it is.
Tiny animal that could survive outer space on the jeep what about it's it's
called it's called a water bear poodle water bear bulldog bulldog um what about the blue
where are we right now uh tennessee titans no biggest cities in the uk really big cities in England? Chicago. Chicago Bears. Bears, there we go.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Time out.
There we go.
324.
324.
That's a boom.
That's a boom.
That's a big boom.
You said you were going to beat me.
I messed up.
Did you beat her?
Yeah, by like 40 seconds.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
That's a boom.
That's a big boom.
Hey, you both beat your dad.
Remember that? Remember that Remember that. Your dad was
a bum on this.
I did three minutes.
That was good. What's the best time of all time?
You almost beat Julie. Funny you ask.
It's me.
It was? 126.
How?
I'm kind of a pro athlete.
I want to try to beat that
Next time you come
We have a rule you can't go twice in one day
So next time you come back
You guys get to go again
Gives you a reason to come back
Thank you so much for having me
Love it
Thank you guys
Thank you Ashley
Thank you Big Justice
Thank you Mama Justice
Thank you so much. Thank you, Big Justice. Thank you, Mama Justice. Hi, Mama Justice.
Thank you so much.
Hi, man.
That was so fun.
You going to Costco in Chicago, I assume?
Yeah, you're going to go to Chicago.
You got it.
That's our Costco.
Yeah, it is.
I can't wait to see what they have to say about it.
Brandon's gassed.
He's not built for the justice.
No.
One day in justice.
He's got to get his ass back in here because we have a new
development. Brandon, you got to get in here.
We got a development.
We need you, Brandon.
They were so much fun.
I was nervous. I'm not going to lie.
I was too. I was anxious.
That kid's a natural.
That was just a good, wholesome yak.
I feel happy right now
That was
Buzzing
You trying to play duty with him?
Yeah
I'd love to
I don't know if he does though
He might be a little too young for Call of Duty you think?
Eleven?
Eleven
That's probably right
Nah
They're playing
Yeah
Boom
Oh man
Boom is addicting
It's so addicting
It's so addicting
I get it
I get how the boom
I have that song stuck in my head
That they
Yeah
We bring the boom
That's what we do
We bring the boom
I'm so happy that went as well as it did
Yeah
Because I was nervous
Because we don't
Yeah
We have
We are cynics
Right Our fans are mirror image of us Right We're just a. We are cynics. Right.
Our fans are a mirror image of us.
Right.
We're just a house full of cynics.
Yeah.
But if you can't smile when they boom, come on.
Great dad.
Great dad.
Yeah, they're awesome.
Brandon.
Hey.
When does the show start
Brandon we got a development
a development I had a missed call
yeah from mama
oh I had one too I don't know
yeah yeah so
she wants us to call her back but I'll ask you
first
she brought up
she went to the courthouse today
and she was wearing her barstool light blue sweatshirt
and she bumped into your almost
father-in-law?
And I said, we're live. And she was like, yeah, I know.
So, what?
Do you want to call her back?
Or you? do you want do you want to call her back or what were you that you know i just willingly let an 11 year old kid go yard off me ah you were trying your hardest and made it look
no no no that's we can drop it we can drop it we could drop it she called nick yeah we didn't
egg this out she called nick and she was like i tried to call brandon he never picks up my phone call I was on the before she said anything I was like but we're live and she
was like yeah I wanted to tell you I was wearing my barstool shirt and Brandon's almost ex-father-in-law
opened the door for me
y'all hold on yeah yeah give me a quick time out all right time out hey mama mama hello brandon hello um
what what's going on i was coming back from lunch and look i'm wearing my barstool shirt see it yeah
i see it i see it guess who opened the door for me uh david something yes okay all right well that's David something? Yes. Okay.
All right.
Well, that's, it's a small courthouse in a small county.
It's unbelievable you would run into it.
First fucking time I've ever run into him anywhere.
Okay.
All right.
Well, did you say anything?
No, but I threw my tits out.
All right.
No.
Boom.
I mean, look.
No, I know, but I doubt he knows what that is.
I doubt he knows that I work there.
He knows.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, that's fine.
Everything's fine.
Okay.
Why is the top of your hair?
Huh?
Because I got on FaceTime, and to put you in the mic, I have to.
Here, I'll lean back.
There.
Okay. Okay. Everything good?
Yeah.
Are you children fine?
Yeah, they're fine. I got to go do the rest of the show.
A big cat and dick. I love them.
Love you, mama.
Love you, too.
Bye.
What did you say?
Oh. Oh. what'd you say oh my god that's I'm happy Dave said that
it's funny
so
okay
your mama threw
your tits out at your almost ex.
She's the best.
I love her.
She didn't actually throw her tits out.
She just wanted to show the barstool and show like, oh, my son works here and your daughter.
She puffed her chest.
Fucked up.
Oh, she wanted to let him know that the daughter fumbled.
Correct, yeah.
Your mama doesn't like this woman.
Right, yeah, big time.
Doesn't like the parents.
Wait, hold on.
Are they Protestants or something?
Why doesn't she like the parents?
Because they told the daughter, your son's not going to amount to anything.
Whoa, this is like a country song.
What?
Yes.
They told the daughter, Brandonon's a bum he's never
gonna amount to anything oh shit so i'm we should be happy she threw the tits out she she she then
broke up with brandon because of the parents because of the the bum talk he's never amount
to anything and then uh spoiler alert he did brand it's a big fuck how do you like me now
oh that's awesome i don't care my mom will carry the grudge until the day she that's what mom should
do that's a ride or die yeah i don't i can love that i can see this man this woman this everything
and hug them shake their hands and be fine my mom sees them and wants to fucking break their jaw
that's awesome i love that i love that yeah she's just right so she called so we would bring this up
yes probably yeah yeah she metaphorically put her tits out on this show yeah so so this this sad
sack guy going into the fucking courthouse yeah and you're sitting here with big justice and aj
not what i would have led with and holy shit what a come up yeah well again not a come up for me i
it doesn't affect me whatsoever it's a come up for my mom do you think she she runs clay county
facebook clay county 60 to 90 year old facebook she runs it do you think she doomed him
she would have if she knew what that was okay we got to get her up to speed on the booms and do
okay all right do you want her to doom him like just say i saw him and i i said doom or do you
want her to get video of her dooming this i want her to walk right up to him and go hey david
whatever the your face is doom that's a, doom. That's a big doom.
Yeah, you're a big doom.
Okay.
Because my son knows big justice.
Again, I wouldn't have led with that.
Also, secondly, did y'all notice the part of the story where he held the door open for her?
Sounds like a nice man.
Yeah.
He's being super nice.
Nah, fuck that.
We hate this guy.
It's on site if I ever see David.
Well, it sounds like a man who had tits out in front of him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what that was. was oh you're oh what what now if your mom really wants to hold the grudge yeah it'd be a real shame if she accidentally broke up
david what's his name's marriage oh I don't think. Again, guys.
That would be a shame.
That would be a shame.
We're talking about real old people at this point.
So break up a marriage.
Breaking up a marriage at 35 is funny.
Breaking up a marriage at 45 is doable.
Breaking up a marriage at like 75 is just gross.
Yeah.
But if we're talking grudges.
She will carry it till the day she sees people that wronged me in my life.
I love that.
That's awesome.
That I never once considered.
It never bothered me one more time.
The coach that didn't put me on all-stars when I was nine,
I think she rammed his car one time.
That's a great mother.
Taking notes over here.
Yeah.
Grudges.
Yeah.
She once called the school and found out the bus driver's home address.
She's a trashy lady.
Why?
What did the bus driver?
Oh, when it ran over your dog.
It ran over my dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ran over Bo.
Killed him?
Oh, yeah.
There was a school bus against a basset hound.
Oh, shit.
School buses are undefeated.
Against basset hounds, yes.
Yeah.
All right.
This has been fun.
It's been great.
I've had so much fun.
I feel, like I said yesterday, we're all pretty bad people at heart,
and that was really nice to be around good.
Yeah.
I can't believe Dave, he must not know Big Justice gave him a big boom.
Yeah, maybe that would change Dave's mind.
Yeah.
He got a big boom. And you just responded like, Dave's mind. Yeah. He got a big boom.
And you just respond to him like, he gave you a big boom.
I said that.
I just tweeted him.
I said, Dave, Big Justice gave you a big boom.
How could you?
Dave doesn't seem like somebody who would behave a certain way for Internet clout, though.
No.
Big boom.
He's a big Caitlin Clark fan, though.
Oh, man. oh man i think they're doing booms and like like say mama justice cooks dinner and they're all at
the dinner table you think they're booming then i fear yeah yeah i fear it's it's method acting
off on and off camera that was so much fun all right so what was the story about the girl
fucking the other oh yeah the yeah, the Philly.
TJ, you.
Put a finger down if you were so madly in love with one of the Phillies players that you used to DM him all the time telling him how in love with him you were
and you never thought he would ever see those messages, but he did.
And not only did he see them, but he responded to them.
And he was like, hey, do you have a Snapchat?
And you were like, no, I don't have a Snapchat.
So you created one specifically for him.
And you guys are Snapchatting back and forth for a few days
while you keep telling him how in love with him you are.
And then he proceeds to invite you over to his house.
So you go to his house and you sleep over and you spend time with him with no protection at all.
And then the month preceding after that, you try and keep talking to him
because you're so fucking delusional that you don't realize that this man doesn't give a shit about you.
To the point where he literally has to tell you, I don't give a shit about you.
And then blocks you so he never has to talk to you again.
And this sends you into such a down spiral because you are so in love with this person for God knows what reason.
That you become celibate from all romantic relationships and sex and you have
to sell your season tickets to the Philly games that were right in front of where he
played because you literally would rather throw up and die than sit there.
Oh.
Damn it, Deanne.
That was something.
Insane.
Holy shit.
I can't believe this guy didn't want to have a second date.
The Betty Boop tattoo is the Cookie Monster Pajama Pants of tattoos.
Yeah.
Take with that what you will.
Yeah.
That's a good, that's an astute observation.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa.
How could this guy do that?
Yeah.
Probably pretty easy.
Yeah.
Actually, remarkably.
He's got free pussy, yeah.
He's a baseball player.
Did you guys see the Google girl that everyone's getting mad about?
Who's been getting mad at the Google girl?
It actually looked like Jerry's day at work.
It's Google.
Oh, is this recirculating?
This feels like it's happened many times.
What's Google girl?
Is it just her documenting her day at work?
Google girl.
I'm choking on it.
Google girl.
Google girl.
I've got to find it. You've got to really hit the G on it. Google girl. Google girl. I've got to find it.
You've got to really hit the G's hard.
Google girl.
Google girl.
Well, try and say it five times fast.
Google girl.
Google girl.
Faster.
Google girl.
Google girl.
Google girl.
There was a real stern manager at the Kroger that I went to growing up.
Yeah.
And he would always stand at the exit like this with his arms crossed.
His name was Roy Porter.
And you can't say that name.
Roy Porter.
Roy Porter. Roy Porter. Roy Porter. Roy Porter.'t say that name. Roy Porter. Roy Poiter.
You end up saying Roy Poiter.
Roy Poiter.
But he was the most stern man in the world.
Roy Poiter.
Yeah, see, yeah, Roy Porter.
Roy Porter.
Roy, Roy Porter.
Maybe that's why I'm so mad.
Roy Porter, Google Girl, Roy Porter, Google Girl.
That's how I warm up for every yak.
Roy Porter, Google Girl. Roy Porter, Google.
Good one, Kate.
Pardon me, I'm going to go kill myself.
I went to New York, Google, and Chelsea.
I did not dress business casual at all.
I even had my little kitten heels on.
This is your day, Jerry.
I went to the 14th floor for some lunch.
I started off with some shrimp salad, and it was delicious. I don't't do salad i feel like this went viral right before covid did it or something
something like this has gone viral it was the deloitte girl that went viral she just hangs out
all day into the game room this lego micro kitchen amazing a few apple cider vinegar and ginger shots
and they were honestly so yummy and then a wheatgrass juice. We have like 25 people.
I'm going to meet my friend from last summer.
My feet are kind of killing me.
Went back downstairs to get my laptop because I did have to do some work today.
Then I kept adventuring a little bit.
I don't even have a laptop.
And I met a few friends.
And then all of a sudden I jumped out at you.
And we're just kind of sitting out here after working.
Yeah, this bootlicker.
People are just so mad at this girl.
I'm being mean.
Yeah.
That was her day.
Great day.
Free pack of gum.
Come with me.
Free pack of gum.
Getting free loot.
Yeah.
Same thing.
That seems awesome.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
I would love to work at a place that has toys like that.
I'm going to spend the rest of the day dooming anyone who's not happy about this.
Yeah.
Doom them.
I am.
I'm dooming people right now.
Yeah.
This guy said big justice and his father cringe.
If somebody drove by me and doomed me out the car window, I think it would bother me.
Yeah.
For a long time to get doomed out in public.
That's how people should start breaking up.
Calling his big.
Hey, you're a big doom.
Hang up.
That's what that Phillies guy did.
He doomed her and he never called her back.
Yeah, drive-by doom would, oh my God, that'd be devastating.
There's no coming back from that.
If I was with other people and I got doomed in front of other people,
that'd be, oh.
All right, what else we got?
You guys going to Ann Arbor tomorrow?
Yes.
Oh, that'll be fun.
You guys excited? No. how could you not be excited i'm going to ann arbor michigan with dave portnoy
why not why that's fun oh uh where's luke i gotta get those keychains jay said there was
something else in there for you brandon do you have your keys oh they're are they still they're
still booming, yeah.
Yeah, I have my keys.
You can hear it.
Can you grab, there's like a little bag of keychains in my office.
Yak keychains, and there's like a bigger keychain, too, that's for Brandon.
Jay from Toronto is now shitting on me.
No, I asked him to make it.
Are you going to take this home with you?
I'm going to take it home.
Thank you.
I made the deal with you. Actually, I didn't make a deal with you. No, you didn't you? I'm going to take it home. Thank you. I made the deal with you.
Actually, I didn't make a deal with you.
No, you didn't.
I added that.
You added that later.
Yeah.
We have to get up really early tomorrow.
I get up that early every day.
Hopefully it's at 6.
I get up that early.
Are you out of O'Hare as well?
No, we're, no.
Right?
Well, we're around there.
Okay.
We're not out of Midway, which is the bigger deal for me.
Yes.
Yes. But, yeah. It's going to be
fun.
I'm excited. I like the college football show.
We're going to get home by
halftime of the first game.
I don't mind the Michigan trips either.
They're fun. Yeah, they're quick. They're easy.
The setup we have is
always awesome. Right by the stadium.
I mean, right by the stadium.
Can't get a better setup.
Who do they play?
Texas.
Hey, see you, man.
All right.
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
Big Justice.
He could stay here forever.
Yeah.
Just playing with a ball.
I think he might.
Yeah, I think he's just going to play.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's comfortable.
He's definitely not leaving.
He's kind of running the place. He's Paul Steen. Oh, he's going to get a pump in. Just say goodbye, and he's comfortable. He's definitely not leaving. He's kind of running the place.
He's going to get a pump in.
Just say goodbye.
I'll get you a pump in.
Yeah, fuck it.
Got a good swing for an 11-year-old.
Yeah, he does.
I wonder what Che would have said.
Oh, that's really handy, man.
Brandon, that's what you're doing.
I mean, I can pick that up.
You didn't really do it that easy, though, kid.
Is that your biggest rival?
Has he replaced Mincy?
I think the dad's a bigger rival.
I don't know.
He was chirping you hard.
I would love to see you release a rivals list.
Oh. I mean, that could be days. Hey,. I would love to see you release a rivals list. Oh.
I mean, that could be days.
Hey, should we try to find a Conor Bernard card?
Yeah.
Where is it?
I don't know.
Box.
Oh, he gave you boxes as a gift?
Two boxes, yeah.
Yeah, but he handed them to you.
He didn't hand them to the rest of us.
Yeah, no, but let's try to find one.
Let's rip them.
Let's rip them real quick.
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What's the keychain he got for you?
Okay. Alright.
I didn't ask for that.
Great keychain.
I'd like to point out
you don't own my TV.
It was a gift. It was a gift.
It was a gift. I didn't ask for that.
Should say Big Cat gave you your TV.
Yes, I agree.
I agree.
But it is funny.
Do you have the expectation
I'm going to put this on my TV?
No, I do not.
All right.
If you did, it would make my day,
but no.
I've already had my day made.
Yeah, I've eaten shit
like four times on this show.
Well, they brought the receipts literally
yeah couldn't you can't photoshop those
this is a keychain a keychain that
jay from toronto i'm saying I'm thinking this
When did we start this mean to Brandon thing?
Yesterday?
Yeah
Again
It might have legs
I got a Young Guns
Cole Caulfield
Badger
It's gonna be depressing when you
Don't get one?
No
When you what?
When you leave?
No, nothing
I don't wanna say it but it will be depressing.
Here, rip it back.
What if you get the Bedard, man?
If you get the Bedard, you can keep it.
Okay.
Is the Bedard that good?
I think so.
His rookie pack.
I don't understand cards.
Yeah.
Okay.
I got...
There's Crider.
Nothing.
Erickson.
Lawrence. Uh-son Lawrence Patrick Maroon
Brent Burns
You're looking for the
Bedard Young Guns
Trevor Moore
Mackenzie Wegar
Will you go through these
TJ
And Dennis
Give me another one
I like doing that
I think it's pretty much
All of them are worth nothing
Except that car
Not the McDavid
Is it a rookie?
No.
Then no.
Damn.
Damn.
You said you didn't have any more left.
I realize this is like a, I don't even know what this is.
Here, you open it.
Liam Gallagher did an all caps shut up at 4.45 a.m. this morning.
Really?
Yeah, love to see that.
Three hours after Che jerked off.
So Brady Kachuk, Connor Bedard, Dazzler.
What?
The Dazzler.
Is Dazzler good?
I don't think so.
Doesn't sound like it.
That's maybe promo?
Is that a good card, TJ?
There's three.
I don't know.
There were three.
Dazzler.
There were three.
How is that not good?
Wouldn't a Dazzler be better?
A Dazzler would be great.
What's his name?
Bedard?
Connor Bedard.
Is it Dazzler's? Dazzler. Let me. What's his name? Bedard? Conor Bedard. Is it Dazzler's?
Dazzler.
Let me see.
What color?
Orange.
It doesn't look good.
No, it doesn't.
Does it look like this?
Yes.
That's a Dazzler.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Wow.
Here.
Brennan ripped it.
Yeah, you ripped it.
Go give it to Justice. Nah, keep that. He doesn't know who Conor Bedard is. Yeah, but have him ripped it. Yeah, you ripped it. Go give it to Justice.
Nah, keep that for yourself.
He doesn't know who Conor Bedard is.
Yeah, but have him sign it.
Probably.
Big Justice signed Conor Bedard rookie.
Okay, Dazzler.
All right, well, DM's open.
Yep.
All right, I mean, I don't have anything else.
That was a great show.
I'm exhausted in a great way.
Oh, did you just say he wants it?
Who?
I just heard Big Justice yell.
I think he's tapped in.
I got to teach him how to turn off the lights here.
Yeah.
I don't think he would.
I fully expect to show up Sunday just hitting some wiffle balls.
I mean, if I was 11 years old.
It's heaven.
It is now.
That's the part that, like, if you're upset about this episode,
you're mad at an 11-year-old.
An 11-year-old, yeah.
An 11-year-old living his dream.
When do you think it ends?
Does it ever end?
I think it's about...
It's going to end soon, right?
No.
No.
I think it evolves.
I know what you're saying.
I think it evolves.
He's going to find another interest.
Yeah, when the other interest shows up, the boyhood innocence fades away.
Do you think he's going to look back and he's like, fuck, that's.
No.
No.
No, I think.
I think he'll look back very fondly.
Yeah.
Like I had the sixth childhood.
That was awesome.
Probably a little too good.
Famous.
Yeah.
Remember when I got to do the gauntlet?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty fun.
Took Brandon yard. Multiple times. Kind of do the gauntlet? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty fun. Took Brandon Yard.
Multiple times.
Kind of phoned it in there for him.
The centering on that is perfect too, Brandon.
The Bedard card?
Yeah.
Maybe a 10.
You make it a 10.
Mm-hmm.
It's a beautiful card.
Yeah.
It's the best Connor Bedard card I've seen today.
It's coming again.
I heard that in No Buy Do.
Can I get that?
Oh!
No Buy Do. No Buy Do. Nope. That's coming again. I heard that in No Baidu. Can I get that? Oh! No Baidu!
No Baidu!
Nope, that's it.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's yours.
That works.
That's yours.
No Baidu.
That's yours.
Yep.
I think it's a dazzler.
It's like 300 bucks.
350 bucks.
I have a child.
Bang!
No Baidu.
Yeah.
Centering is great, Nick.
That's a great job.
Great work on the nope, I do.
Great.
All right.
He learns quick.
No, you can have it.
Really?
Yeah, have it.
Nope, I do.
All right, we'll give it to Brandon.
That's actually almost worse.
That's a sign-off.
Take it.
Take the card.
Hey, Justice, come take the card. Take the card. My son don't care. It's not sign-off. Take it. Take the card. Take the card.
My son don't care.
It's not a Pokemon card.
Take it, Big Justice.
Big Justice, come have it.
You have a No-Bi-Doo.
Take the card, man.
Take the card.
Go take the card.
Take the card.
He has three sons.
You have to pick.
Take the card.
No, take it.
It's yours.
Take it.
No-Bi-Doo. Oh! Boom! no take it it's yours take it nope i do right in your face nope i do anything to take it away nope i do no yeah no he does close he got
he got it back just like that yeah just as we, three no-bye dues is the limit. Yep, that is. We've reached it.
Wow.
What a saga that was.
Let's give it to him.
Let's give it to him.
Big Justice, come get him.
Oh, my God.
I feel bad now.
For what?
No, you learned a good lesson today.
No-bye dues are...
If he comes back...
You can't play around with no-bye dues.
Yeah, it's true.
I mean, he's not leaving.
He's not...
Right, he's not leaving. He's not going anywhere.
We don't have to give this to him
now. He's going to be here. He'll be here for Monday, Jack.
He's not going anywhere. Oh, man.
Having a great time. Alright, let's
spin the wheel. Let's hope it's not
anything bad. I mean,
towel whip.
Oh,
I'll tip Titus.
Oh, my Godus towel whip. Oh my God.
Are we good?
Thank God.
AJ would have eaten
Jamiroquai in one night.
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