The Yak - Big Cat Attempts The Yak Challenge BLINDFOLDED | The Yak 3-6-24
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Hello, everyone.
What's up?
What's up?
How's everyone doing?
What was that?
Oh, no.
Was that a shit?
It was a call from Tommy.
Oh.
Why did he chew us off?
Probably he was wondering about his ting-tong.
Daddy.
My ting-tong hurts.
Hey. My ting-tong itches. My ting-tong hurts. Hey.
My ting-tong itches.
Uh-oh.
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
That's bad.
That is bad. That actually is bad.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Damn.
Is he hamming it up?
No.
No.
I do not think so.
Like, real.
I don't think so.
That's serious.
That's bad.
Boy.
Fuck. Fuck.
Should be restart.
Roll the music again.
Roll the music again.
Call it off.
Roll the music again.
You want to restart?
Yeah, restart.
Titus, you want to grab him?
Did he run out?
I think he ran out.
I would rather see what's up.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll find out what's up? Yeah. Yeah, we'll find out. What's up?
Hey, what's up?
It's the act.
You guys see that Mincy picture?
Filthy shoes. Needs an iron. It's the wr. You guys see that Mincy picture? Filthy shoes.
It's an iron.
It's the wrinkled shirt.
Yeah.
Wow.
We're going to find out what happened with Brandon.
Yeah, we'll get to the bottom of that. Yeah.
That'd be good.
Well, that's a.
Yeah, that's important.
Start to the show.
A lot of stuff in Mincy's pants, too.
Yeah.
I also was alerted to something.
I don't know if I could talk about it, but I'll just be as vague as possible.
Mincy might have fucked up again.
Yep.
Yes.
He did.
Yes.
He might have fucked up again.
Are you talking about the way he ate sushi?
No, I'm talking about the fact that he went out for a sponsored trip,
and he might have done something to make the sponsors not so happy.
Yeah.
Yeah. You can't. let's say it this way who is that on at this point i don't know i think it's on everyone else
it's our fault it's on it's a little bit on hank but it's also on like i guess we should have told
the sponsor like hey this guy don't give him any information that you don't want public.
Because then when it goes public, then you can't do anything about it.
Yeah.
Unless you have a live dump button in person.
Yeah.
Well, he didn't do any live content, did he?
No, he posted a video.
Spoiler.
Yeah.
You just can't give him anything.
No, nothing. Have the sponsors reached out to us i'm wondering i i asked hank
if he can get me details so we could possibly talk about it more uh and he's still working on that
so and then um in other news clemmer's stream got cut i'm against that yeah i feel bad for the guy
so i'm gonna try I'm against not telling him
We're going to try to get Dave to call in
So he can explain his reasoning
Behind it
Has Clemmer been made aware yet?
No
I think the plan is
That they will go back live
At the end
And tell him live
I think the pinnacle of the best case scenario
was him just completing this challenge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so the ending would be still, like, must watch.
Did he sleep for 11 hours last night?
Maybe longer.
That's a lot of, I'm not even, stream aside,
that's a lot of hours to sleep.
Is he okay?
I think that's just what his species does.
Yeah.
Oh, I think everyone underestimated the difficulty of something like this.
I would say so.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say so.
What?
Oh, he's gone.
Okay.
Did you talk to him?
No.
Okay.
I'll text him.
Yeah.
Brandon had to run out. He had to to run out It's like an emergency
That's all we know
Fuck
So
Hmm
Not a work
Kind of hard to
Yeah
Did you text Dave, TJ?
Yeah, I sent him a link.
Okay.
All right.
So hopefully he'll call in and explain it.
I guess you guys might be right that the not telling him,
but then the telling him on stream is what the content is.
I think he was so excited to do this.
He loves trying new shit.
He's doing his rat races, doing this.
The effort, I do not.
Yeah, there's nothing. rat race he's doing this the effort i do not yeah like there's nothing i think when we're trying it might be devastated and i understand maybe that's what's best for content but it might break what happened with the the
the because i wasn't too i tuned in sporadically but was he not doing the challenges is that part
of it i think i yeah he tj maybe you'll know but yeah he stole a remote and he was the first challenge was to
complete the impossible puzzle which is a puzzle of all completely clear double-sided pieces with
oven mitts on okay and if he didn't do it by x amount of time i think he had like 10 hours then
it was like you have to listen to the frank the tank i'm locked up all night and he did that for
like 15 20 minutes and then just quit and said i'll just deal with the
punishment and then the punishment happened and he just unplugged the speaker and then the second
challenge was count this bucket of rice you have 20 hours or 24 hours to do it and he just didn't
do it and he was just like well i don't i don't need to do it i have plenty of time to do it and
then just ran out of time and people are really upset about that no i i don't know people are upset about that but the the challenges as far as i understand
like would be the entertaining part of these there's doing fun somewhat fun entertaining
challenges instead of had mince torturous but i think i think it's starting to break it's solitary
confinement like yeah they're if anything clemmer should be happy that he had stuff to like they
gave him stuff to make it easier and he just didn't do it, he just slept all day
So I think that's where Dave probably was like
There's no reason to watch this live
Yeah, right
Give something to pass the time
That's not
Instead he balled up balls and threw them across the room
But I think he also came up with a lot of these ideas with Vibs
Did he not?
No, he didn't know anything
I think him not doing the challenges is the content like that's no but him rebelling last time i checked yeah what do
you want like you want to actually watch him count rice but then he's not doing anything
i think there's no reason to watch the appeal is to watch a man lose his mind that's like the
truman show you don't you just let it happen and you just like let's watch him i think step back
and let it be watching the last whatever amount of hours. Right, which I think they still will go live for.
Which we should do.
We should do, but I think, I mean, not telling him that the stream is down.
But if he's, but at the end, if we stream, if they stream the end,
he'll be happy that that was content, right?
Because that stream will get a lot of numbers.
There also are still cameras on him.
Like, if something happened, they could go into it or clip it out or tweet it.
Like, I don't know who's looking at them.
I guess I could look at them right now.
Can we move the stream over to a Clemmer channel?
Host on Anus?
I don't care.
I think that's probably, and like I said, hopefully Dave calls in.
But that, I think the fact that it was on the main channel is probably where Dave was
like,
this isn't,
there's not like enough going on.
I wish Mincy was in there with him,
man.
That would have been,
yeah.
But Mincy would have made him go crazy faster and they would have like,
he should,
they should have actually also like,
it's all hindsight.
And again,
I give credit to Clemmer for trying.
They should have made like an allotment of sleep.
Like, you can only sleep this many hours.
Yeah, and I think, like...
Or just say, how long can I stay up?
That would be a great stream.
Dave, hey.
What's up?
So everyone's talking about cutting the Clemmer stream.
Can you tell us your reasoning behind it?
Well, I checked in, like, three or four times.
He's just sleeping every
time it's on like so he's it's painfully boring it didn't have a lot of views and like you go to
our main page on barcelona youtube and it's pinned everywhere and going um so that was it but then
it'll so this will create i think good content well content. We'll have five, ten minutes, an hour, whenever we turn it back on,
and tell him, you know,
he's just been streaming to nobody.
He did this for nobody.
He's going to lose it when he finds that out.
That's what I said when I just said it.
I think that if it was on his own channel,
you wouldn't have cared, right?
Yeah, no.
Well, I don't know that I would even have, like,
the right to, if someone does it on their own channel, I can't, that I would even have like the right to
If someone does it on their own channel, I can't like cancel it off their own channel
Right, but it was on the main channel
So then it's like everyone's showing up and being like, what's going on?
Yeah, it's a lot of like, again, I've said about the Nate
Like I can't have people who've never heard of Barstool like tuning in
And the first thing they see is clemence just sleeping like forever it's like i can't have nate be the first person they see for barstool we lose a fan for
life so it's it it was just and it was doing no numbers like you know maybe as he goes further
but it looks like he's gonna sleep his way through this thing it wasn't really thought out that well in terms of driving content and i do
like the idea of him just being in solitary for like a few days just to nobody he's just talking
to nobody doing nobody for that last five minutes to be like, oh, by the way, like the last three days, like nobody's paid any attention.
Like you've been doing it to air.
What?
So is there any thought of telling him?
Because I think that's what people are like, oh, this is so mean that he's not being told.
Yeah, no, it's super mean.
Yeah, I guess there it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, I feel this wasn't a punishment he can walk
out whenever he wants he decides to do it like what well you don't have entitlement to be like
the mainstream at barstool he wanted to do it do it oh it's mean who fucking who i don't give a
fuck that it's mean or like so who fucking cares what since when do i care if something mean why do i do i have to not
be mean to chris fucking clinton what what would you be mad if someone in new york went and told
him that he's not live yes okay um yeah i mean the last like i think we should go live for like
the last two hours because it would be electric to see the last two hours and he's like about to
get out and then someone i don't know who the person to break it to him would be what the funniest would be mincy yeah i mean i i
yeah i i was thinking like an hour um but yeah the me that let me put the being mean did not
remotely cross my mind like oh what are we fucking kindergarten it wasn't working like it wasn't
interesting and it sucked yeah it's good that he tried yeah he gets credit for trying
yeah good what all right like what are we and again this is the everyone gets a trophy
generation he tried everyone can try it it wasn't good yeah all right sleep he did sleep a lot
yeah and then he just woke up and went right back to sleep
that's a tech guy andrew it's like a zoo tech guy andrew did just tweet that he because he
could the tech guys could watch him and they said for anyone who's interested he's still napping
oh so but ultimately completing it under.
Did you see like that?
Did you see the computer set like the setup?
We had like all these people watching all these resources.
Like it's a fucking way.
Listen, it's a privilege to be pinned on the Barstool main page and do all this shit.
You better deliver.
He didn't.
It was just fucking boring as fuck.
What you said, Danny, should have been in there with Mincy.
You want all the spotlight. But in this will make it more interesting
because the end of it will be electric yeah what are you gonna say kb i think ultimately completing
it under these circumstances is way better for him yeah he's gonna end up like there's gonna
be big numbers at the end standpoint yeah and i it's only going to look like a greatest hits now without anything in between.
Yeah,
exactly.
All right,
Dave.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
All right.
Talk to you later.
I didn't know it was taking up a lot of resources.
I just,
I feel like we should,
I don't know.
I feel like you should think it's all of it.
All of it checks out what Dave said.
You can't have it on the front page.
All of that is,
that makes total sense to me.
I think you'd then tell him and say,
our plan is we'll cut back in at the end.
Yeah, but the whole...
But if you want to walk out, you can walk out.
No, but the whole ending telling him is where the payoff is.
Right.
And that, I think, is where I think that's literal torture.
I don't think it's mean.
I think it's actual literal torture
to do that to a guy.
It might dissuade people from trying shit, too.
Yeah, that's the other thing.
And it's not on him for being on the main page.
But I think what Dave's saying is
you can try shit, but it has to be entertaining.
Sure, right.
Here's the thing.
Get him booed.
How do you know?
How do you know?
Let him get fucked up.
Let him get fucked up.
Drop a keg of that.
I feel bad.
I'd be a mole.
I feel bad. They should drop a mole. I feel bad.
They should drop booze.
But at the end of the day, I do trust Dave's content brain.
And the end of this is going to be electric.
We'll go picture in picture on the Yak on Friday.
Here's where I'd feel terrible is if he lost his mind completely and quit on Thursday, tomorrow.
We have that.
We have cameras still on so we do
we can post like so i'm looking at him right now yeah all right we have yeah there's highlights
but i kind of want to see him i think they should elicit highlights right now they should give him
booze i actually don't want to see him i think I think give him something fun. Give him something entertaining. Let him black out.
Give him a bunch of paint.
Yes.
Quicksand put mushrooms in his food
and just let him party.
That's more entertaining.
I want to tempt him into jerking off.
Yeah, give him a bunch of...
Give him booze and a pussy.
A fake pussy.
Pussy bags.
A pussy bag.
Pussy books.
I think, yeah.
At the end of the day
People were like
You're a bootlicker
Dave knows content better than anyone at this company
That's a fact
I did get excited when he tweeted that
The end of this is going to be electric
That is what
What was the end going to be otherwise
Just him walking out
Now he's going to walk out and get that news.
That makes it the most exciting content.
The story arc has now totally shifted to something that I was like,
okay, this is going on to more people.
I can't miss this on Friday.
To Nick's point, at what cost?
Moving forward, if you're a Barstool employee.
Don't lock yourself in for 100 hours.
Any idea, if you have an idea it has to at any point in time it has to we can just
completely throw your idea out the window and fuck with you i just think you have to do it
i think people are going to be hesitant to step to the plate the other way to think about it is
dave's been very consistent if you're if your idea gets views and and creates buzz and has people
talking about it then it will be you know like you know like yeah as you see fit which is fair i just like does clemmer know that he's not doing
views the problem is the the the main page i honestly think that if it wasn't on the main
page it would be dave would not care at all but he's been consistent with the fact the main page
is the main page and if you're on the main page it has to be something that people are like
interested in and want to tune in.
And he's had that thought forever where it's like if someone shows up the first, he treats it like every day there's going to be a new person who finds out about Barstool.
What is their...
That all makes total sense.
Yeah.
Does Clemmer know he's not doing views, though?
Like if there was someone that told him like, hey, people are bored by this,
do you think he would change his behavior?
People should absolutely tell him that.
Yeah, you're right.
People are tuning out.
I would tell him that, hey, people are...
And then if he has that information,
maybe he changes his behavior.
Of course, yeah.
Zero contact.
I'll throw this out there.
I actually think Clemmer will think it's funny
and he'll actually be like,
well, we did a shitload of views at the end.
I think he's going to be heartbroken.
I disagree. I think he's going to know when it's funny and he'll actually be like, well, we did a shitload of views. I think he's going to be heartbroken. I, I disagree.
I think he's going to,
I think he's going to know when,
when it's explained to him,
if we weren't going to keep it,
if we weren't going to put it back live at the end,
I'd be like,
that's really,
really fucked.
Yeah.
But the fact that we're going to go back live at the end,
it'll probably,
that is going to be a very watched clip and a very watched talked about
moment.
If the ends justify the means he's going to be like
well yeah the end of this was a like huge moment in barstool that part about this compromise if
he's is upset about it just post the clips of him doing anything actively and not sleeping
yeah as a video that's what yeah that's what i think they're doing myself in his shoes if i did
this and you told me you no one was watching you for three days i'd be really upset
and then be like but 30 000 people were watching you for the last hour like well fuck that's
awesome i think to make it worth it they have to start averaging like at 3 p.m on the last day is
when we are telling him everybody start to tune in and then have like a you know how they showed
austin powers everything he missed over the last when he was frozen.
Here's what you missed.
And he said it's like, yeah, and it slowly reveals that he has.
What is that?
What's the time he's getting out?
I believe it's one central on Friday.
So one central.
The biggest thing is being pinned on the main page.
All right.
So we'll just do a play by play, I guess I guess, on Friday. Because I want to watch it.
I 100% want to watch it.
Oh, for sure.
And I hate to admit it.
It's like going to the Coliseum to watch Gladiators.
I have a morbid curiosity now about how he'll react.
Right.
Now, like, people have to tune in.
I see both sides of it, really.
What is he doing now?
Is he sleeping now?
I think he's sleeping right now.
His head is probably just getting through this.
Yeah.
He may be past who gives a shit about the respect I'm earning right now.
I think he's going to get respect at the end.
Oh, 100%.
What if he finds out?
He makes it that far.
You guys are thinking about it like-
No, if he makes it that far without-
No, I see the constant gold mine.
Oh, it's gold.
I absolutely see it.
It's awesome.
It's like at what
cost yeah well that's where the cost is he has to do it without cameras to get the content goldmine
at the end because otherwise it would have literally just been him sleeping yeah and it
ends and then we're like okay what was that now again it's a completely different scenario where
everyone's going to talk about it and it's become like a buzzworthy thing.
The thing that fucked him up is he looked at it like I need to complete this versus how do I keep this entertaining.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
TJ you watch a bunch of these streams.
What do other people do when they do the solitary confinement.
Mr. Beast did this recently and it was just a video where they just showed the highlights from the week.
So that would that would probably be.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and it was just a video where they just showed the highlights from the week. So that would probably be it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if he finds out and he has like 10 minutes left and he walks out in anger before at the very end or something?
That's my fear is that right at the very end he'll get so upset.
Well, the cameras will be on.
Yeah, the cameras will be on.
They're on right now.
I think the best reveal.
I can't believe we have them on right now.
They have to slip him like an envelope
with like an hour left or 30 minutes left
and he just like reads it.
Also having like an overarching caveat over this,
like you can leave when you think you've done 100 hours,
but if you haven't, then this,
and if you have, then this.
That's like a good...
I just want to see him wasted.
Yeah, I say give him shit that would
be entertaining for both parties when you do a long stream like this you need a reason to watch
during it not just at the beginning and end this is right and that's like getting in the end stream
if you want to if you want to like use like gertona 500 as a as a example like i don't know
why i would watch laps four to five thousand of of it unless there was things along the way to it, like accomplishments every 100 laps.
We've already thought about that.
I know.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been in meetings.
Right.
There needs to be a reason to watch the stream during the stream and not just at the beginning and end of the stream.
This is without a doubt experimental.
I think the biggest gripe is that it's on the main page taking up that real estate.
That's not on him.
Yeah.
I feel like Clemmer is just like, i'm going to go lock myself in a room and then everyone was like oh this is
going to be super entertaining and it's not and for a situation where everyone is keeps saying
this is not a punishment it feels it feels very much like a punishment it feels like at every turn
he's being punished if mince was in there it'd be incredible and just talking about himself
i don't think mincy mincy would think it would be incredible. And just talking about himself.
I don't think Mintzy would think it would go by fast.
Like the blink of an eye.
He'd be like, that was fun.
Well, I mean, could we get him there?
I mean, they probably want him out of Palm Springs.
Yeah, that's true.
But yeah, no, TJ, to your point, the Jerry Tone of 500, when I was first told about it, I was like,
well, we've got to figure out a way to have punishments, prizes along the way so it's
not just 9,000 laps.
Yeah.
And in this case, that's also what they tried to do, but he kind of just rejected that concept.
Yeah.
He never completed a challenge, right?
What were the things he could have won?
I don't think there was win.
I think it was just you have to do this or else there's a punishment.
So that was a problem, too.
That was a flaw in the system as well.
If you incentivized him winning.
Yeah.
I don't know how that process went.
Like the rice thing, he counted a bunch of rice.
And then I think he realized, like, well, this is just what if I there's no right answer to how many grains of rice are in this.
I think that I think it's split on like, do you see this as a content venture or do you see this as a science experience?
Personal challenge.
And if it's a content venture, which obviously Dave sees it as that,
as he should, yeah, it's boring as fuck.
If you see it as a science experiment, I think him not doing the challenges.
If you put a rat in a maze and there's cheese at the end
and the rat doesn't move, I think you still observe that
and you're like, this is interesting.
It's interesting that he's not even trying.
It's interesting.
Exactly.
The whole thing is interesting.
No matter what he does.
I don't need to see him. If he slept every second, I think that's interesting. Like the whole thing is interesting. Right. No matter what he does. I don't need to see him.
If he slept every second,
I think that's interesting.
Now, is it compelling content?
Absolutely not.
And that's the issue.
But that's what I think
the divide is.
It's like,
how entertaining
do we have to make this?
And I feel bad for Clemmer
because Clemmer,
my understanding is
he never promised entertainment.
He was like,
I'm just doing this.
I'm going to lock myself
in for a thousand hours.
He knows he's a freak.
Yeah.
And watch me.
Yeah, and that's it.
Well, that's where the –
But that's where the –
It's blurry to me.
I don't know what –
What did he want going into this?
Did he want to have a lot of viewers live?
Or did he want to just –
Clemmer tries shit.
Yeah, no.
The effort is –
But I'm afraid now he's like, what's the point?
Did you see the tap dancing?
Okay, so the counterpoint to that, Nick,
is if you give up after trying something and failing,
then you never were built for it anymore.
You're right.
No, I'm saying.
If every fail deters you from ever trying anything again,
you weren't meant for barstool.
That's just a fact.
That's how it works here.
I've failed many, many times.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Knowing Clemmer, I don't think he'll see it as a failure i maybe i'm way off i really think he's gonna like at the end we're gonna be like dude you weren't live
dave pulled it everyone talked about you on the internet for two straight days and then like
40 000 people watched you for the last hour he'd be like well that kind of sucks but also kind of
rules we're adding uh did you say
we're adding torture to torture mark yeah yeah that's torture on top of torture feels like it's
yeah yeah tj can you play the video of him tap dancing i watched it like 10 times last night
and it's just a nice little this is him yeah he should have brought tap shoes in there he should
have uh buy watches so many times there's something
so delightful about it i don't think clever's gonna stop trying after this
oh look at him this is him in his in better days
that's that's that's who we're hurting dan i know that's who we're hurting, Dan. I know. That's who we're hurting. This is all I've been thinking of.
I like Clemmer.
I really do.
What did he get on Friday?
No, I know.
I'm forever grateful for what he did on Friday.
This is all I've been picturing the whole conversation.
But for an example on Friday's program, when we decided to do that, TJ and I spent 24 hours basically obsessing over how to make it great.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
That was fantastic.
That was really good.
It was.
And if it had failed on Friday, it's not like I would have been like, well, shut down the Yak.
We're never doing that again.
We're going to just try a different way.
Yeah.
We failed a lot of times.
A ton of times.
Yeah, I think maybe 100 hours was ambitious.
Dude, I remember Hank and I went and made a video in Detroit
where I was saving Detroit,
and I tried to get a meeting with the mayor
to pitch him the Frambulance,
and people hated that.
Hated it.
If I had just stopped after that,
that would have been two years at Barstool.
I would have been like that would have been two years at Barstool I would have been done yeah in uh in 2017 I pepper sprayed myself in the face for seven retweets
oh that's actually that's actually your twitter bio it's wiped off the internet I could probably
call my buddy yeah find it I want to set seven retweets I want to seven retweets yeah that's
where'd you get the pepper spray 14 likes um the pepper spray uh i was at temple university so my mom yeah we needed
that we need that video yeah let's let's relaunch it and see if we get more than seven retweets yeah
yeah we could do that yeah redemption dude do it now you're just out in the backyard and you just
right in your own face uh i let my boy do it. Okay. Or try it again.
Yeah, wait.
You have a bigger following now, dude.
Yeah, maybe.
Do it again.
Do it again.
And it affects pale people
way more than regular people.
Yeah, with the thought
that went into just the
four-hour show,
three-hour show on Friday.
Yeah.
That's 100 hours
where they needed stuff.
They should have just...
We need him wasted.
We should have put pepper spray in there.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
There's a ton of ideas. Give him pepper. Give him a jar. He's so. We should have put pepper spray in there. Yeah, there's a ton of ideas.
Give him pepper.
He's so bored.
Yeah.
He pepper sprays it.
We did this with Max and Hank.
Oh, yeah.
24 hours.
And it wasn't the best stream.
I wouldn't say it was like a home run, but we planned out,
like we had many meetings and planned out a ton of activities, and a lot of them didn't work, but then we just went to the next one.
So I don't know. I mean, it's's just yeah you gotta you gotta pack it with entertainment from what i heard behind the scenes there may have been some dissension between whether they should have a
bunch of stuff or no stuff i don't know what side clemmer was on but i heard there was like
conversations about like when people should come in if they should come in if he should see his
phone i think there may have been like two parties one that if they should come in, if he should see his phone. I think there may have been two parties,
one that thought they should do absolutely nothing
and have it be in solitary confinement for 100
hours, and one that said it should be
eventually. Being in between kind of hurt it.
Doing more things. Right. Picking either side.
Nothing with just the
smoke alarm, battery dying, beep
would be amazing.
Or having a ton of shit.
We did, when Hank and Max did it,
we hid a cricket noisemaker in the ceiling
and just went off every five minutes.
See, that's funny.
Just video of the local karate instructor's car
parked in his driveway.
Yeah.
While his wife was hanging his wife.
Yeah, exactly.
Is it always the karate instructor?
Yeah.
Yeah, did that happen to Tom Brady?
It did.
It can happen to Tom Brady.
It can happen to anyone. Yep. That's a scary thought. Yeah. Yeah, did that happen to Tom Brady? It did. It can happen to Tom Brady. It can happen to anyone.
Yep.
That's a scary thought.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tom Brady got cheated on.
Nobody's safe.
Think about that.
Jesus.
Tom Brady.
In other Barstool news, I think Antonio Brown is going to the UCF game with the boys tonight.
That's what I meant.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Nicky Smokes texted me last night.
He's like, Antonio Brown's coming with us.
If he gets dressed in the pink Whitney rain suit,
it will be one of the funniest barstool visuals I've ever seen.
And he saw on his shoulders,
calling Nicky Smokes a cracker.
See you tonight.
You have tickets confirmed.
Movie theater's like, it's...
Oh, shit.
Has he been in public?
And then he had another tweet where he's like...
Jerking off
He's like make it three and a half black guys at barstool
Yeah
He's adding himself
He works there now
He tweeted that
Did he hire himself?
I think he did
Smart move
Listen he's playing it well where he's like making fun of us
But he's also making fun of us in ways that we don't have a response
So we're like well played
I was wrong.
Yeah, what does it say?
Make it three and a half tomorrow.
Holy shit.
So yeah.
But what does he want out of this?
I think he just wants to do fun shit.
Is he on record doing anything?
Like whether it's an appearance?
He does podcasts, yeah.
Okay, so he's functionally capable.
He did the Nelk Boys right after all that stuff.
What a twist to the Clemmer stream.
Yeah, true.
There's a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, we got Danny Boy Hustle Hard on PMT, not to brag.
Big.
The one who picked him up from the Jets game.
Big.
Oh, yeah.
Danny Boy Hustle Hard's a legend.
Absolute legend.
Danny Boy Hustle Hard.
He's the best.
This is not Danny Boy Kane.
No.
This is Hustle Hard. Danny Boy Hustle Hard. He's the best. This is not Danny Boy Kane. No. This is Hustle Hard.
Yeah. He just drives
he's just a driver for like all
the professional athletes
in New York.
Yeah. He knows some things.
Yeah. He knows a lot of things.
Have you ever driven with him? Yes. Does he
like stop? He just
will anything is road.
Alright. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. all right i see how i got his last name auto yeah is it on the car his car anything is no but that's literally how he drives
just like sidewalks bike lanes he'll get you there you know emergency breakdown lane it doesn't
matter anything is road so if you're in new york you can call him and he'll yeah he'll pick you up he'll drive over cars and he doesn't like he doesn't even use jerry once
called him and we were driving back from saratoga to new york city and he called him because i was
going to brooklyn i was like jerry i'm gonna drop you off somewhere he called danny boy hustle hard
and he was like we're on this road and danny boy was like without even looking at a map map, he's like, all right, there's going to be a diner in about five miles.
Stop there.
Get out there.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He knows every like every spot in New Jersey.
Is he Albanian?
He might be.
Yeah, he probably is.
I think.
I think.
No, he might not be.
OK.
What's the other one
Lebanon
Lebanese
Lebanese
Lebanese I think
Okay
And he hustles hard
And I've also seen videos
Which I can't
Bring to light
But
When he gets pulled over
Daneboy Hustle Hard
Does know
A lot of people
In New Jersey
So he just
He'll just rip the ticket up
Right in front of the cop
And be like no
Good guy to have on your side
Not today
Don't worry about it
You don't know who I am
Yeah he hustles hard
Okay what else did we have to talk about
Did you guys see the pickle monster
I just saw the pickle monster
Before we walked in
Still I didn't see what he did
Someone pointed out that the pickle monster
Looks like the guy who was reporting About the pickle monster might be the pickle monster before we walked in. Still, I didn't see what he did. Someone pointed out that the pickle monster looks like
the guy who was reporting about the
pickle monster might be the pickle monster. He looks just like the pickle monster.
He is the pickle monster.
I need a refresher on this.
What's the pickle monster? It's in Philly.
Yeah, it's a guy in Philly who's just going into Wawa's
and dumping his head into pickles.
And that guy looks like a guy that would do it.
Yeah, if you're like, oh, there's the pickle monster.
Wait, this isn't the guy? Oh, he's not. Oh, he did it.
Yeah.
That's the most pickle monster.
Splash.
Splash.
He's like laughing.
And I hear splash.
And I look over,
and his head's soaked.
He's walking out the door.
Wait, that's a different dude?
There's pickle juice
all over the floor.
Yeah.
I hear splash.
Pickle juice Yeah
The pickle monster
Do we have the videos
Of the pickle monster TJ
Do we know
Can we find
Like his
I'm sure he's making
A TikTok right
Yeah
Oh yeah
TJ you just texted me
We called
We called Vibs about it
Alright
Yeah
Let's see what Vibs has to say
Cause I think he was
The one who's planning it all right
Yeah he was I think
Technically the producer
I think we should give him Alright Give him it all, right? Yeah, he was, I think, technically the producer.
I think we should give him options for toys
and the like.
I like the idea
of like every thousand
grains of rice
he gets a cider.
Oh.
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah.
I'm standing firm.
I think the...
Oh, what's up, Brianna?
Oh, come here.
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
Brianna Chicken Fry, ladies and gentlemen. Do you want to. Come here. We're on chicken fry, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you want to do the yak gauntlet today?
It's mildly athletic stuff, but not too bad.
Okay.
Everyone's done it.
Oh, fuck yes.
Yeah.
When, though?
What do you have right now?
I have to record at 1.
Okay.
We'll set it up.
Okay.
You want to come back in 10 minutes?
15 minutes.
Come back in 15 minutes.
Is it going to take me a long time?
No, it'll take you.
Like three minutes, four minutes?
Actually?
Come back in 10 minutes.
We're going to talk to Vibs, and then come back, and we'll set up the gauntlet.
Cornwall soccer, football, basketball, basketball.
Okay.
You got this.
Okay, 10 minutes?
Yeah.
Listen, Jeff D'Lo did it in nine minutes, and no one will ever be as slow as him.
Okay.
You can shoot a basketball. We have that blind Olympicic team coming in we have to make one of them
do you think they could complete it yeah oh for sure faster than jeff well yeah they're olympians
yeah no they could definitely could you got this you got this all right come back in 10 okay 10
minutes i'll see you in 10 minutes all right also we should try doing a blind yeah we should oh we
should do a blind run.
Yeah, now that I'm going through them, it's possible.
Yeah, why don't we do a blind run today?
Okay.
Yeah, let's do a blind run.
Yeah, let's do that.
Get a baseline of what a blind run looks like.
All right, do you have vibs?
Is the blind team really coming in?
I sent them in.
That's awesome.
April, yeah.
Yeah, we're doing goalball.
They're training with us.
Are they really?
But they're actually bringing the real goalballs,
which will make it significantly more fun.
You guys are going to get hurt.
The real goalballs, I think, are like the entire length of the baseline.
They're huge goals.
What if Kyle and I just smoke them?
We beat them like 25 to nothing.
I guess we just tell them that you didn't.
I think they're going to be on vacation when they're coming in.
That's too bad.
Oh, shit.
No, it's a different week.
Yeah, you guys are probably going to be the best.
No, we're going to get destroyed.
They'll be able to smell where the ball is.
No, because isn't there a...
I think there's a bell in the ball.
That is true.
That could help us
That could be a big help
Do we have Malasek here today?
Malasek is just
We're going to have to have him come on too
For his stupid hypothetical that makes no sense
What does he have?
He's got the
It's a very bro topic
He's the new Che
What was the actual
What was it nick
malicex hypothetical so we were just saying what what are these long ass streams going to become
and the next one is like you have to fuck a thousand times before you get out of this room
how long would it take to fuck how long would take you to fuck a thousand times to completion
and i said if it was a challenge, maybe a year.
Malasek said it would take him seven years to fuck 1,000 times.
That's a lot of days off.
He said at a certain point it would become a nuisance.
And then he said he could not nut daily if he was even forced.
I feel like a lot of people nut daily.
What the hell?
No, I feel like a lot of people nut daily. No, I feel like a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just created a hypothetical to just further prove that he's asexual. I think that's what he wants.
Seven years is crazy.
No one asked him to bring this discussion
to the table. No, he just brought it up
and then threw out a ridiculous
number. Oh, he brought that up
and then said seven years would take
Yeah, he brought up like and then said seven years. I think he brought up what the stream would take. Yeah, he brought up
like what's the next long stream?
I need two presidencies
to fuck a thousand times.
I mean, that's crazy.
And then he said
he thinks he has less than
1,000 fucks left in his life.
He doesn't fuck.
Yeah, so I guess it's true.
Wouldn't it be depressing
to see that clock though?
Yeah.
But there was also
part of the hypothetical
was that it was,
and this is obviously a crazy thing,
but it could be a different woman every time.
So you're just in a room and a different woman shows up.
You could fuck four or five times a day.
Or if you really love the one.
Yeah, you could do that.
Nick kept on saying that.
Love is important.
But it could also just be the same shit same It could just be one that you love
Hey guys I volunteer I'll try this out
You wanna try to fuck a thousand times
We're gonna lock you in a room for one year
Who's gonna be your guinea pig
Give me 30 days
Now that's a stream that you'd want Dave to cut
Yeah please Dave
You'd be like this mook guy's coming in 30 seconds.
It's fucking terrible.
I know.
He's sleeping or not.
I tune in, I saw him busting.
It's a good pace.
That's a great pace.
Or at the end of the year, you'd be like, yeah, we didn't stream that.
You'd be like, all right.
Yeah.
Fine.
That's such a thousand times.
Sounds good to me.
Oh, tip of the snapback to Jerry.
Oh, my God. Jerry's a really good athlete. Yeah, we didn't even talk about him. Oh, tip of the snapback to Jerry. Oh, my God.
Jerry's a really good athlete. Yeah, we didn't even talk about it.
Oh, I thought you guys talked.
I thought you guys hit this when I was.
We didn't hit it.
Jerry has a really good shot.
Dude, that was insane.
Five hour, right?
Expectations out of the water.
I woke up at, like, whatever these streams happen, I, like, set my internal alarm to be, like, check in.
I woke up at, like at 2 in the morning.
He was done.
Done.
I was like, what the fuck?
He killed it.
He is really good.
Yeah.
He made the haters sick.
He's kind of hot.
I agree.
I thought it was sexy.
Did you see at the end when he was a three-point shot away?
He's like, what if I just didn't take this and said, you can have it, Caitlin?
Yeah.
That would be funny.
She liked his tweet, so she was watching. Oh, Caitlin. Yeah. That would be funny. She liked his tweet.
So she was watching.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
This one, I thought his arms would get so tired that it would take forever.
Because just with the free throw shooting, everybody's getting exhausted.
But this one, though, like Titus and I were talking about yesterday,
this one is actually one I want to do.
I would absolutely do this.
Yeah, you guys would have fun with it.
Shooting a basketball with a rebounder is one of the most fun activities.
So fulfilling.
And then when you get hot, when you get a streak.
He was, we guessed what, eight hours?
Is there a little highlight?
Or in the 10, 12 days.
Five and a half.
If I did this, I would have fun literally every single second.
Every single second.
Every second.
I would be like, this is awesome.
I did one when I was leaving yesterday. they had me shoot for five minutes how many
threes I could make, and I was like, this rules.
Yeah.
I want to do it every day.
We should just get like a rebounder in here, like a permanent guy.
Hire somebody.
The Barstool rebounder.
Fetch balls.
I think that's kind of, Matt Henkel is kind of that. He does that
a lot. When you just start shooting,
he'll just start rebounding for you, which is awesome.
Yeah, Che does it too.
The whole reason he did the Frito thing is he's like,
I love rebounding. I feel like we could teach
a couple service dogs, right? Yeah.
Che could teach the
service dogs. That'd be a good video.
Che training service dogs.
That should be the next Jerry After Dark stream. he gets a puppy and he has to teach it roll over sit don't hump the
couch yeah don't hump the couch hump the couch one thing a dog does jay never having a dog
and yeah this was genius they got the assembly line for the free throw or for the layups the strategy was perfect yeah he crushed it shout out ryan i'm literally
her right now i can't miss the i'm literally it's fun yeah he crushed that that was the most
impressive one yeah and i'm happy he needed he needed a dub and he was doing it angry the chat was getting into
his head yeah a lot why did we not applaud the bowling 300 more than we did on the we uh because
his attitude kind of sucked but that was that was the one people were saying he would never be yeah
yeah that's true i think it was an attitude issue that's now that i'm thinking about it and we'll
ask vibs when he comes on like that stream could have worked even if they had just let the chat up for for clemmer
absolutely yeah like if you just read the chat for 100 hours and answered their stupid things
and like interacted with them it would have worked right tj definitely it wouldn't i mean
it would have been two summers but it would have better. I think the issue is that that's not solitary confinement.
The issue is that he wanted to be in solitary.
He's got a thousand people talking to him.
It turns out solitary confinement is incredibly boring.
Yeah.
Who would have thought?
Literally, it's a slow burn.
It's the slowest possible burn.
Somebody should have stepped up when he was like,
I have this idea to do this, and you should have said,
this is not science.
Yeah, but is that really what we're doing?
A science experiment?
Chris, if you want to do this, do it in your own time, fine,
but we're not, this isn't content.
Yeah, this doesn't make sense.
It's boring as fuck.
Because literally solitary confinement was built to
be boring.
Yeah, right. It's amazing it got this far.
Yeah, it is.
Although I was thinking about it like like if you put me in that,
I would have tried to sleep more.
I can just recharge my battery and not have kids around,
although I would have gone crazy about that.
Russia might already do this,
but we should take the dudes in solitary confinement
and make them be soldiers.
Yeah.
I think they would be the most aggressive soldiers.
They might not be the most fun to work with,
but they'd definitely be violent.
A torture thing that just popped in my head
that would possibly be interesting is if you did,
if I had to bet a certain amount on an NFL Sunday
and I was in solitary confinement
and I only got updates every 10 minutes from like people saying like,
uh,
just random things.
Didn't they?
That was so for the Yankees one.
Yeah,
that was,
that was my idea.
That was Ellie.
Yeah.
Ellie schnitt narrating the Yankees playoffs to the guys.
We've got,
Oh,
that was so that's torture.
That was,
it was so funny.
Cause she had no idea what was going on in baseball or like you don't watch
the game. And then we print out the play-by-play
and you have to read the instructions.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that would be fun.
That would be.
That would be a lot of fun.
Put an enormous, enormous bet and just have it be narrated in Spanish.
Yeah, you have to figure out in Spanish.
Spanish, yeah.
Oh, what are you doing to yourself right now?
Yeah, look, my wheels are turning right now.
Yeah?
The Super Bowl.
Oh, this might be a PMT bet.
Fuck.
Because I did already throw out our annual punishment
for the picks we do during the season.
Last year, obviously, it was Hank doing the stand-up.
Next year, the Super Bowl's in New Orleans.
I soft-launched the idea that the loser would have to wrestle an alligator.
Yeah.
People didn't really like that.
Kyle did that on the trip.
I still don't know what wrestle an alligator means.
Apparently, it doesn't mean literally wrestling them folk style.
Yeah, because the internet kind of got mad.
What is wrestling?
Is that just...
Kyle won.
You've got to make him tap.
That's what he tried.
I would do it.
No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, I would.
Mouth closed or open?
You would wrestle an alligator.
Yeah.
It's not like it's a coyote.
Let's get one in here.
Well, that wouldn't be wrestling.
No, that would be a bloodbath.
That would be a fucking wind tunnel.
It's been like like you're dead bitch
what if you put a ton of money on a march madness game and but you have to sit here looking out the
court and a bunch of people have to reenact are watching the game on the big screen over there
and you can only watch them reenact oh that would be brutal but they won't make the same shot yeah
yeah i don't know oh kyle you did do this
oh my god oh okay maybe i wouldn't wrestle an alligator oh fuck jesus christ see it was capable
of defending itself if it wanted to but isn't an alligator's jaw like it's so weak opening? That's the whole thing that you can do to the tape?
Oh.
Oh, Kyle.
Oh, yeah.
Underhook.
Bradle.
Oh, my God.
He just won.
When you wrestle them, like, what do you do?
You don't actually wrestle.
What a symphony.
Perfect clip.
I understand my confusion, though, with the nomenclature.
You think that's the first thing you do when you catch them?
Don't use the verb wrestle.
What verb would you use?
I don't know what it is.
Like play.
What about tassel?
Catch.
I think that's what wrestle means.
Catching them.
Catch them.
Live alligator.
Wrangle it.
A wild alligator.
That's fucking hilarious.
Oh.
What did Vib say?
He's making Clemmer's lunch, and then he'll hop on.
Oh.
Oh.
He's still getting fed.
He's still getting fed.
Where's Brianna?
Vib passes a note in the turkey sandwich?
Like, Gary Key?
Yeah.
Is he locked in there?
No, he can leave at any time.
Okay.
But he doesn't want to quit, which I respect.
Yeah.
Is Brianna up there?
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All right, Brianna.
I'm craving one right now.
Who wants to play the role of Brandon and Che?
Oh, yeah, they're both. Wait, what's Che's role? He does that, too, where he walks in front of it. Oh yeah, they're both.
Wait, what's Che's role?
He does that too where he walks in.
Okay.
I'm so afraid of someone
tipping over the little cornhole
when they shoot that first.
Malasek,
what's Che's attendance
on Quick Picks,
his show?
50% attendance
on his own show?
So he would be losing money
if the bet was just will he attend?
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
That's a really good one.
Every day I've been betting that he's going to be there.
She's getting fucked.
All right, here she comes.
Brown chicken fried, down for anything. She is. Connor, you want to play the role of Brandon? Yes. All right, here she comes. Brianna Chicken Fry, down for anything.
She is.
Connor, you want to play the role of Brandon?
Yes.
All right.
Side note, I really like those gauntlet shirts.
Yeah.
They're sick.
Those are great shirts.
Oh, Connor meeting Brianna for the first time.
Firm handshakes.
Nice to meet you.
He's explaining it.
You just got to get one in the hole in the cornhole.
She played a sport in college, didn't she?
I think so.
Field hockey?
You just have to hit it over the studio level, so it's not very high.
I'm so hungover.
Okay, she's hungover.
Track or diving?
Bree, what sport did you play?
Brianna, what sport did you play?
Like all of them.
So you should crush this.
I don't know.
It's been a while.
All right.
So Connor, the football throw, if you miss the bottle,
you have to go get the ball and then go back and throw it again.
Okay.
And I'm throwing from what line for the football?
Where the grass meets the court.
Okay.
And I just have to hit one?
Just hit one.
Okay.
Wait, what's the order?
You'll just tell me the order.
And then it's three-point shot,
and then you've got to take another three-point shot down here.
You've got to make two, and then you sit down and you do Sporkle.
You've just got to get ten right.
It's like 60 questions.
Are they hard?
No.
Super easy.
Super easy.
I'm so stupid.
No, super easy.
It's like name the food group.
Mincy did it.
Yeah.
White Sox stadium has done it.
Okay.
Stu Feiner did it.
Should somebody go first?
You want someone to go to show you?
Do all of it?
Yeah, you want us to have some...
Okay, alright. She's down for anything.
Luttman texted me that he's absolutely befuddled.
He said that it was very clear
it was one of the...
They gave him two things they couldn't say.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh, my God.
What happened?
Mincy?
They called Mincy.
Fucked up again?
Yeah.
I feel like we only have two rules.
Don't say these two things any time.
But the tennis gaming subculture is found out.
Oh, yeah.
Instantly.
The Reddit post is hilarious.
It was like, new game ruined by random dude.
And it was Mincy.
Ruined?
Ruined?
Not ruined.
Or whatever. I don't know if whatever I just said it by they're
probably happy yeah it's getting some buzz all right you ready TJ I'm ready
all right ready Brianna all right here we go three two one go okay Okay. Oh! Soccer shot. She has Brandon's dainty.
Okay.
Oh, she's dainty as hell.
She ain't no walker.
Someone get rebounds for her.
Come on.
Get it.
Oh.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go!
Yay!
Whiffle ball.
Whiffle ball.
He's sold.
Whiffle ball.
Right here, right here, right here.
Okay. Here we go. Up sold. Whiffle ball. Right here, right here, right here. Okay.
Here we go.
Up top.
Yeah, from there.
She's got this.
Oh, it's all right.
She's got this.
Okay.
Bang.
Okay.
Keep in mind, she is violently hung over.
Oh.
Ceiling.
Almost. Next one's going to Ceiling. Almost.
Next one's gonna be it.
Bang! Ceiling.
Keeps hitting the ceiling.
You got this, Bree.
Yes! Hey!
Hey!
She's crushing
this. Oh!
No, no, no
Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball
This is going to suck being hung over
Yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Yes
Three point shot, three point shot
Okay
She's doing good on time
Only a minute and a half down
Oh, she's going to be good at this.
She almost made the first shot.
She has a better shot than half of the people that have ran this.
She has a nice spin on the ball there.
Oh.
Not quite.
Minute 40.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Running out of steam a little bit.
Deep breath. Get it. Nope a little bit. Deep breath.
Get it.
Nope.
Not quite.
Not quite.
You got this.
You got this.
Another shot, and it's not good.
Pass to the ball, Malasek.
She likes it over there. Pass to the ball, Malasek. She likes it over there.
Pass to the ball, Malasek.
Yes.
Yes, all right.
Good for him.
This is the last thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He is very winded.
Is this the last thing?
Get it.
Another shot.
Oh.
Airball.
I thought that was in.
Yep.
Yeah.
All right.
Here she comes.
Trivia, trivia.
Talk to the mic.
Great time.
All right.
Let's see.
10 happiest countries.
World happiness report.
Just throw out some countries.
You can answer any order.
I don't know countries.
Nine brand mascots.
White people.
Wait. What? Okay. Nine brand mascots. Yeah. Start know. Nine brand mascots. White people. Wait, what?
Okay.
Nine brand mascots.
Yeah, start there.
Pillsbury.
Pillsbury, the dough boy.
Yeah, there you go.
You can do anything.
You can do anything.
Okay, Chick-fil-A's the cow.
Is that what it's called?
Yep.
Nice.
Okay.
Camel cigarettes.
Is it camel?
Yeah, I think they might be his name.
Oh, I don't know.
It's about camel crush guy? I don't know. Is it camel crush guy?
I don't know.
Affleck?
Affleck?
Wait.
That's the goose, right?
I don't know the name.
No, it's not a goose.
But what is it?
The Affleck?
Kind of like quack, quack, quack.
It's a duck?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Nesquik is the bunny?
Fuck, what's his name, though?
KFC is the colonel? Dang um sarkis tuna i don't know
cheetos is fuck what's the cheetos cheeto guy what the fuck is the cheetos you know eight players to
score the most points in laker uniform you should be able to get at least two of those
no wait do i just have to get 10 yeah oh okay i thought i had to do all of them no no no
uh lakers um isn't lebron on the lakers try him yeah but he hasn't been on long enough
think about oh kobe bryant there we go there we go but i don't know okay that's one
four 10 happiest countries feels like you can get that. Say countries that seem happy. Norway? Ooh, there we go.
Yep.
Cook.
Yep.
Okay.
Wait, how many more things do I need?
You need four more.
Okay.
Six actors in Kung Fu Panda.
Oh, Jack Black.
Yeah.
Okay.
Three more.
Two most used.
No.
Five members of Mr.
I don't.
Oh, that's Scooby-Doo?
Yeah.
Scooby-Doo?
Shaggy?
Yeah.
I wish I saw that one earlier.
Shaggy and Velma?
Time.
You crushed that.
What was the fastest someone has done?
Big catch.
26.
Oh, a minute 26.
Gia's second, minute 55.
Look, this is the beauty of this. We have a lot of NFL guys
that have done this and you've probably beaten
a ton of them. Let's see. of NFL guys that have done this. Okay. And you probably have beaten a ton of them.
Let's see.
What NFL guys have you beaten?
You've beaten Cam Newton.
Oh, wow.
Let's go.
You were not too far from Will Compton.
You beat Ben Mintz.
Mikey Pabst.
Kyle's down there, I think.
Kyle's down there.
You beat Donnie.
Oh, hell yeah.
Sketch, Moro Magic.
Okay.
Yeah. Let's fucking go. You kind of crushed that. All right. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Yeah, absolutely. Always, hell yeah. Sketch. Moral magic. Okay. Yeah. Let's fucking go.
You kind of crushed that.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, absolutely.
Always.
All right.
Going to go record.
All right.
Keep on yakking.
All right.
Bye, guys.
See you.
See you.
We're on a crush.
We're on a crush.
It's also like the beauty of the yak gauntlet is if you just say yes, you've already won.
That's right.
Yep.
And I'm really appreciative for Cam Newton because he makes
everybody else feel better.
It's really the biggest blessing of all time.
What held him up?
Football.
Throwing a football.
I think we've done mercy rule on the football
for like two people and Cam Newton's one of them.
We're like, yeah, you're close enough, Cam.
Don't worry about it. That was too much of us to ask
for you to be able to throw a football.
It's still one of the most ridiculous things in the world.
Sorry, Cam.
We won't ask again.
Oh, man.
Maybe tomorrow we can get Zach Bryan to do it.
Oh, is he in?
Well, I know he's playing at the United Center this week.
Yeah.
That would be sick.
I have the pepper spray video.
You have it.
Hell yes. It's cringy. Yes. Well, You have it. Hell yes.
It's cringy.
Yes.
Well, yeah, it got seven retweets.
Seven retweets.
I'll send it to TJ.
How do you do that badly?
It was like a challenge.
I was writing for a website, and I was trying to go viral on Twitter,
and part of the challenge was if I didn't go,
if I didn't get three out of my five gambling picks correct that week,
I had to punish myself.
Okay.
And this was one of the punishments.
Oh, wait, we got Vibs.
Hey, if that was you, I was like, what the fuck?
I thought that was a mook video.
Old mook?
Vibs, we're trying to get to the bottom of everything.
First of all, are you mad that Clemmer,
where do you fall on the Dave's decision?
I support it.
I think the stream was kind of boring.
I mean, kind of boring.
It was very boring.
He was just sleeping.
Like yesterday, he woke up, had breakfast,
and then just went right back to bed.
So we threw a challenge at him for him to, like, get moving,
and then he
just kind of gave up yeah it was like all right yeah yeah no i support it i think i think in the
end uh his reaction to it will be uh worth worth the clip yeah but also like clemmer going in like
his one goal wasn't content it was just to survive the 100 hours so. So I don't think, I think he'll be mad at first,
but I think then he'll be like, oh, okay, well, I did it.
So that's where the disconnect is.
His goal wasn't content.
It was just like, can I do this?
Right.
And going into it myself and trying to get people in the office
to kind of have him see the light is like, hey,
you kind of got to lean into it a little bit and do some content
and make clips
you know videos and he just wants to do the 100 hour goal did he just want to take some time away
yeah is this it kind of seems like that especially like what the list was when we were originally
going in i mean originally it was like a mini fridge a nerf hoop and it was just a college
dorm room that he was going into but we ended up getting him to cut some stuff down and he wasn't going
into snacks or anything like that uh and he could have earned amenities through rewards of the
challenges but yeah yeah i didn't go as planned yeah all right so that kind of answers that like
he just kind of was testing himself vibs was there a part of you that wanted to tell him that we need to do something different?
Yeah, so I was trying to kind of coax him along with it
and be like, hey, you got to do this.
But there's a weird line of, are we interfering too much?
Because it is solitary confinement.
But then again, it's Clem-finement,
so it's a little different.
You got to have some twist for content.
But I wanted to just grab the mic and be like,
do something like you got to go.
But then that kind of piece of purpose.
But do you think there's a chance he is gutted when he finds out it wasn't
filmed?
I think,
I think his heart is going to drop.
I think he's going to look on his face.
It's going to be pretty sad.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm on the side where I think his heart's going to drop,
but then he's going to realize that the story arc was actually better
and more people watched than would have ever watched at the end.
So he might actually be like, this was worth it in a weird way
100 but i think i think the shock of it will take a second to wear off and then but he'll
he'll see the light eventually yeah who's going to tell him right now right now the plan is
i think we go live for the last hour yeah uh is what gaz just said it was going to be five minutes but i think
it's the last hour and then as of right now at 10 o'clock i'm gonna go in there with confetti
throw it and be like hey you did it uh and then be like oh we need you to read this
tweet real quick and hand him the phone and then he'll see dave's decision oh man
yeah that's great wait wait what time does it end on Friday?
2 p.m.
Yeah.
2 p.m. Eastern time.
Yeah.
Okay.
So there was going to be a challenge on Friday where he could either leave right when the challenge was over if he completed it,
or he'd have to stay in longer.
But I think from now, here on out, he wanted solitary confinement, so we're just going to let him sit around we haven't really quite decided that but can you bring booze
i mean we could
man i think i think i think all rules are kind of out the window now now it's just kind of like
all right yeah but if he wants to do the 100 hours now and it's not being live streamed and it's not I
Don't know if we're allowed to post clips yet of him doing it still
But we'll figure it out
I'm happy just having him do his solid you can find me the way he wanted it now that it's not being live streamed and
Just not doing the challenges solitary the way he wanted it now that it's not being live streamed and just not doing challenges solitary the way he wanted it is an insane it is right yeah and we're gonna do what so so if it's two o'clock friday we'll do a yak watch party yeah where are we just perfect so yeah i don't
know if you guys i'll get your opinion on this the the there was what i just explained me going
in there and we have a camera in there, all that.
Nate wanted to do a whiteboard video
where we wheel the whiteboard in there
and he says, this is what you missed this week.
Like, Jersey Jerry broke Caitlin Clark's record.
Kirk Minahan had a 34-hour baseball stream going on.
Oh, at hour 50, your stream got cut off
and it wasn't being aired.
And just see how he reacts. But I think he'll think we're just making it up
yeah
or you could do like
you could
maybe if you did like hangman
and then
no one has been watching since Wednesday
like the oval team decoder
from Christmas story
no one has been watching since Wednesday
I don't hate that yeah Odor from Christmas Story. No one has been watching since Wednesday.
I don't hate that.
Yeah.
You get like a puzzle of the tweet. Frame it like his last challenge.
Yeah, he has to solve this puzzle, and the puzzle is something that says,
you haven't been live since Tuesday.
Can we get a puzzle made?
The puzzle is Dave's tweet.
Yeah, yeah, that's what TJ's saying.
That would be incredible.
That is amazing.
I love that.
Yeah, and then if he doesn't believe it, we just have the phone there.
I think that's amazing.
Is there a chance he never – I don't know.
Is he going to feel betrayed by you, Vibs?
That's what I don't know like like i after monday night i was like
this guy's gonna get out of here and just come down these stairs and just punch me in the face
luckily he's like pounds i think there might be a way to allude to the fact like hey people are
losing interest we have to spice this up so he maybe gets the point that it i i i get that i
think he's so stubborn in his brain he's just like no like this is has he's gone into like survival
mode has he gone into survival mode uh i think so i don't know i can't tell if i'm dying or
survival mode or that's just like what he wants to talk about. And what's he doing right now? Is he eating lunch?
Yeah. He's eating
a sad lunch.
Oh my god.
Has he been making his bed?
Yes.
How much time
has elapsed?
Two days, four hours.
He's got how much?
Two more days.
Two more days.
48 more hours.
I didn't even think about, until Vibs pointed it out,
that we had two competing streams going on.
When those streams end,
and Clemmer gets the whole spotlight to himself,
then it's gone.
Then we got it.
But that's good, because last night when clemmer
or when jerry's stream ended i got a huge bump yeah yeah i i know it's all good it's all well
this is all fine we'll be fine yeah they all feed into each other um okay well yeah clemmer didn't
know that those two like that whole like if you if you break it to him that way here's what you
missed this week there were two simultaneous streams that we were all focused on
at the same time we were on yours.
And then when they ended, we shut yours off.
Yeah, and the Kirk one is especially funny
just because Clemmer knows baseball so well.
And he would have been, yeah,
and he would have just been furious at those guys.
Do you think the evil genius in Kirk might have planned that?
It happened very naturally. So I honestly don't think,'t think it was very natural how it started with Coleman.
And Coleman just literally could not name a name.
Yeah.
It's just insane.
All right, Vibs.
Well, yeah, we'll see you Friday.
Sounds good.
Thanks, guys.
See you, Vibs.
See you, Vibs.
Oh, man. I understand everything you guys are saying no no and i understand yours as well it's but like we're talking about it more than ever right right right exactly like that it's a double
edged sword i believe my content brain takes over i'm just like this is going to be incredible
content now if you want to make the argument that it's cruel, I won't disagree with you.
I will not disagree with you
whatsoever.
But holy shit, will it be incredible content.
Man.
Yeah, we're doing him a favor.
I think he's gonna...
I think once the initial shock wears off,
he's gonna actually be happy.
It will be for the best. It's just everything in between.
It's now a storyline. It's now being talked about.
The alternative was he literally, Viv said it, he didn't want to do anything. He just wanted to survive.
The worst case scenario is he finds out and he's like, oh, okay. And then goes home.
Yeah. Zips himself back up.
Oh, alright. I would like to go home now.
I'm sorry I let you guys down yeah
slowly tap dances away i yeah i mean i you could also make the argument which i'd take like that
uh maybe communication at barstool is not the best because like if i had known that he was
just going to survive solitary confinement i would have been like that's a bad idea
yeah yeah i did i didn't know anything about it.
Neither did I, yeah.
I didn't know it was going to go on the main page pinned.
That's the biggest thing against it.
Mincy in there would have been insane.
Right off of the Yak Pro.
I still don't understand why we couldn't slip him a note
that just says,
Clemmer, this is boring as fuck.
Make it interesting or we're going to cut the stream.
Because Bibbs answered that. But if he doesn't Make it interesting or we're going to cut the stream. Because he answered that.
But if he doesn't make it interesting, he's
complicit now. I say
let it be known that that's a possibility
that the stream is going to be cut.
Klimmer, if you don't spice this up, we're cutting the stream.
If he doesn't care, then perfect.
It's off the bus. He might think he's trending
like Jerry's hole in one chat right now.
He's probably like, they fucking love him. He will though.
He will after.
Friday he will. That's my point.-one chat right now. He's probably like, they fucking love him. He will, though. He will after. He will.
Friday, he will.
That's my point. So this is the only chance.
Yes.
But I hate that I like Adam.
The way it was set up.
It's like a moral paradox.
Once he gets to that point, it's the best case for him.
It ends justified.
It means he was never going to, it was never going to pop.
It was never going to be this big thing.
I tried.
Don't shoot me. It was going to literally be. I tried. I tried. Don't shoot me.
It was going to literally be it ends and he walks out
and that's it. Now it's going to be
a huge fucking thing. Please
don't shoot me Glimmer.
Yeah and like if you're Glimmer
would you have rather
failed and not gotten views or have
this. I think this.
It's all it's it's this.
This will get views. He will be trending.
People will be tuned in.
And people care now.
People are arguing about it, I'm sure, in the comments.
It's exactly what Barstool does.
The drama, everyone picking sides, everyone disagreeing.
That's what this thing is.
And then if it goes back live and then nobody's watching it.
Oh, man.
There'll be a lot of numbers.
I can guarantee that man dave might should maybe dave should just call him and be like
congratulations on your stream that's another way to have dave yeah show up at the end he won't fly
to new york but he if he like zoomed in there's like clemmer we have a video message for you
i feel like dave has to tell him like because. Because that's too much to put on Vivs.
Because Clemmer will like...
Yeah.
He won't forget who told him the news in that moment.
I don't know.
I'll stop caring about it.
I'm probably being very soft about all this.
Maybe we should get like a pigeon with a little note
and fly it in there.
I don't know what to think now.
I need an unbiased
like rational ass dude
to weigh in
oh yeah
the guy was like
I'm gonna voluntarily
torture myself
we're all like
that's not enough
especially when
you didn't torture yourself
well enough
uh
what about our
what about our uh
our funniest Travis
we're Barstool Barstool
call him up
yeah we can call him
funniest Travis
oh yeah Barstool Barstool he just took he. Yeah, we can call him Funny as Travis. Oh, yeah, Barstool Barstool.
He would have an unbiased taste.
No, I'm thinking, yeah.
You don't think he'd have an unbiased taste?
I think we need someone outside the Barstool realm.
Jerry O'Connell, maybe.
You want to try calling him?
It's hard to be mad at Jerry O'Connell.
Jerry O'Connell.
I feel like he would have a correct take.
I don't think I'd ever disagree with Jerry O'Connell.
I'm seeing my dad things.
Oh, yeah, your dad actually, he's, he's,
your dad isn't afraid
to say his mind should i try to call jerry o'connell um yeah all right yeah but i'm on i'm
not unbiased with my explaining of it i think enough okay all right i'm gonna try to call Jerry You just Lay out the facts Is it calling?
No
I will say the
The majority of the chat
Is firmly
In
Clemmer's
Corner
What does that mean though?
I would say it's probably
80-20
They think that Clemmer should be allowed to stream.
But were they watching it?
Right.
But what is that?
Because there's, well, we know not everyone was watching it.
They think it's a bad idea or a bad call to have stopped the stream.
Got it.
Well, that's Dave's decision.
But if we move it to a different channel, it's not only going to get less views, it's going to destroy the payoff.
Correct. Correct.
What do people think is the best case scenario in the meantime?
They want to just keep it live.
It's keep it live or tell him that it's not live.
Titus, with the free throws, you did the free throws.
That was a time torture is what this genre is.
If I found out during the free throw stream
that we were not streaming any of this i would have probably quit i probably i would have like
lost my fucking but what if but also it was like a different it's not the same we knew people were
talking about yeah we knew but we also kind of knew what if you had the choice of whether
this the free throw stream went viral just at the end the only clip that was the successful one
or it just kind of was a dud.
I'd always take the former.
Yeah.
I'd always take the viral.
Same.
If you told me that I could do...
Because it's the same mental anguish.
If I did something and it was live for the whole time
and it had no one watching,
or I was somehow tricked or not told the truth,
but the end was a viral moment,
I'd always take the viral.
Oh, I would 100%.
I would have more motivation to finish.
Correct.
That's why if someone really loves him,
The only thing that makes it different is the act of what is going on is
Clemmer's doing, he's literally, this is torture.
This is a form of torture.
But again, what this said.
So it's different from like the Jaritone of 500
or the Free Throw Street or whatever else.
Different vibe, yeah. That's the free throw street or whatever else. Different vibe.
That's the issue that I have with it.
But Clemmer didn't want to do any of the entertaining things.
Yes.
So that's like where it – I don't know.
I think cutting it is the right call.
I think everything is the right call.
I firmly think – is the right call. I think everything's the right call. I firmly think.
I just feel bad.
If I was in charge, I absolutely think you tell him either make it more entertaining
or we're cutting the stream.
And then it's in his hands.
And if he continues to be boring, we don't have to worry about it.
But they kind of did tell him that when they started the planning of it.
Yeah.
Being like.
Could be fair.
Yeah, I wasn't in on those conversations.
I don't know.
And he was like, no, I just want to sit in solitary confinement
that was kind of the conversation
you know what would be good
if he could only see the number of people watching
and if it dipped below this number
he knew the stream would be cut
so he had to keep on dancing
that's a good idea
the other thing is I think there will probably be
a redemption in this
like Clemmer in a year will maybe try it again and do it differently.
That will be a storyline in its own way.
As soon as he gets out, we're going to say,
do it again except this time we'll do it your way.
That will be its own storyline.
We'll do it your way.
We need to see two different.
Let's see your argument.
Let's hear you out.
We were having a big debate, Clemmer.
Which one was better?
So we're going to need you to.
I hate that I'm flip-floppingopping here but i just don't know you
too yeah i don't i'm trying to put myself in his shoes right what he would want either yeah that
is true he could get out and be like that's that's awesome that's what i think yeah i honestly think
that yeah i honestly think or i mean i think that yeah yeah i'm i honestly think there'll be an
initial shock and then it'll be like but you were literally the talk of barstool for wednesday
thursday friday and a shitload of people were watching he'd be like oh but you were literally the talk of Barstool for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
And a shitload of people were watching.
He'd be like, oh, well, that's better than I even imagined it'd be.
Knowing Clemmer, I think his first thing will be a disappointment that he failed.
But he didn't.
Right.
Yeah.
That he failed his initial idea.
But he didn't fail his initial idea because his initial idea was, can he just do 100 hours?
You're right.
By himself.
The worst case scenario would be him leaving the room
in the next 24, 48 hours.
Yes.
And quitting.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's a great point.
That is.
And then be irreversibly affected.
Yeah, if he quits Thursday night at 10 p.m.,
that would be, I would then feel bad.
He gives a crying monologue to the camera,
how much he misses his wife
Yeah
I've done all I can
I would then
I was trying to entertain you guys
But this is
I would change my thought
I would then feel bad
I'm sorry I let you guys down
But just
I want to let you know
I love every one of you
Thank you guys for sticking with me
And even if just one
One person out there
Was invested in watching me
That's all worth it
Not even
Oh man My dad said should be on another channel
agree with dave to not pollute the main barstool channel okay yeah but then it ruins the final
reveal yeah now then it ruins the final reveal we're playing for a home run i think we just
need to accept right it's fucked up to not tell him but it's the he was striking out and now he's going to be able to hit a walk-off home run yes
yeah that's what it was and i think i he's in a pitcher's duel zero zero and he just keeps going
up to bat strike out strike out strike out bottom of the ninth he's gonna hit a walk-off solo home
run it's gonna be sick so there's only one worst case scenario it's that he quits in the meantime
so we need to eliminate that possibility right by
locking him in yeah yeah you're right not even giving him the option technically kidnapping
give him booze yeah he would he would booze it up that would be funny you know give him booze
someone want to do the the gauntlet uh blindfolded i kind of want to see how this one yeah maybe you
you want me to do it all right i want to do Steph wants to do it regularly. A little bit. Oh, yes.
Oh, Stephanie.
Yeah.
Stephanie's got to do it.
All right.
I'll do it blindfolded.
Let's get Malasek back down here.
While we're waiting, should we watch Mook at Pepper Spray?
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to forget that.
I thought you guys did.
Forget that.
Yeah.
So context, I lost.
I went two for three
gambling that week and the punishment was
to pepper spray myself in the face
pepper spray hurts
how long did it last the pain
a while here we go
oh this is
I can't even
two for five.
Oh!
That's so much!
Oh, that was so close.
Direct.
Oh, fuck you, Mookie bat.
Oh, my God.
All right, so treat this in the Yak account.
Let's see if we get more than seven.
No, no.
Mookie.
If it needs to only get seven from the Yak account.
Exactly seven.
Otherwise, he's got to get pepper sprayed again.
And we're not filming it.
Yeah, that was a low point for me, right?
That was pretty gnarly.
I ate it, dude.
That didn't come off my eyes for like four hours yeah i believe it it's
pepper spray yeah i think it fucked me up oh man and then i was like trying to reveal like um like
not have my identity revealed okay and i had to get back up to my apartment in an elevator
on like a 12 floor ride up and there were just people coming in and out while i was
like crying oh i was like just freaking how long did it last like a couple hours yeah it's a direct
shot what is steven doing in disney he wrote if james harden wasn't a basketball player what do
you think he'd do for a living oh my god what is it what prompted that he saw what does james he
saw why James Harden
Donald Duck costume and was like, I wonder if James
Harden did it. Is James under there?
He said, also, what is the best candy
slash candy bar that's only good at certain times? For example,
I only really like Lifesavers at the airport.
Actually, that's not a bad question.
Lifesavers at the airport is funny. I only eat
Junior Mints at a movie theater.
I don't know where else you buy them.
Or Snow Caps. Snow Caps too. I don't know where else you buy them. Or snow caps. Snow caps too.
I actually usually only eat Twizzlers
when I'm on a road trip. I only eat Biscoff
cookies on a plane.
That would make sense.
Alright, Stephanie, are you ready?
Stephanie's got a lot of pressure.
Stephanie's a baller.
She hoops with us on Fridays.
Come on, Stephanie.
All right, TJ, let me know when we're ready.
Oh, God.
I'm ready.
Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
Nice.
Oh, close.
And it's in
Go go go
Lefty
Oh a strong kick
But Malasek stopped it
Oh
Again strong kicks here but
Oh
Damn
Malasek
Malasek showing no mercy here
Yes 28 seconds Baseball Damn. Malasek. Malasek showing no mercy here. Yes.
Oh, there she is.
All right.
28 seconds.
Baseball.
She's upset with herself.
Oh, she's pumping herself up.
Oh, look at the pace.
Take a deep breath.
She's cool as hell.
You got this.
Oh.
Almost off the ceiling.
Nice swing.
Okay. Cool, calm, and collected.
Okay. What's the...
Alright, we're approaching one minute. She's chilling.
No sense of urgency here.
Another hit. And a miss.
Okay. That's the one. Oh a miss. Okay.
That's the one.
No, off the ceiling again.
Okay.
Here we go.
Uh oh.
Swing and a miss.
Going backwards here.
Oh no.
Swing and a miss.
Tough pitches.
Center head now. Tough pitches.
Oh no.
Didn't like that.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Good eye.
Yep.
Oh.
Only a minute 39.
Caught her own hit there.
She caught her own hit.
I was thinking about mercy rule, but it really has not been that much fun.
She hit that.
It's felt longer.
Yeah.
Should we cut the stream?
Okay.
Yeah.
Let her suffer.
Oh!
Oh!
Close.
Ball rolled right over to Kate.
Oh, no.
She's in the zone now, though.
She's getting it.
In two minutes.
There it is.
Oh. yeah.
Still trying here.
She's still taking her time.
The pace that's really throwing me off.
Oh, no.
She needs to panic.
She needs to really flip out and go for it.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
This is.
Okay.
Are we in?
No.
Just.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
God damn it.
Oh, that's okay.
Connor's trying to pump her up a little.
She's getting...
It's getting Jeff D. Lowy.
Oh, watch.
We're approaching three minutes here.
This is the essence of the company.
Prolonged shame.
And just so everyone knows,
she can hear everything we're saying.
Yes.
Oh!
Right off my leg. How exciting. She can hear everything we're saying. Yes. Oh! Right off my leg.
How exciting.
She can hear everything we're saying.
She's hearing this right now.
This is the first thing I'm going to hear.
Move up a little.
Move up a little.
Yeah.
Fun little step there.
There it is.
And tough pitch.
Tough pitch.
And no.
Throwing the ball a little too close to the inside of the bat, I would say.
All right.
I think we're going to.
My professional commentary.
Football.
Football.
Football.
Don't you dare.
Yeah.
No, I think we got to go football, guys.
This might be even worse.
Oh, no.
Baseball then.
Back to baseball. Oh, no. Even worse. Oh, no. Baseball, then. Back to baseball.
Oh, we got momentum again.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
And she's still under four minutes.
Almost.
Slight air ball.
Slight.
Slight air ball.
Slight.
Good spin. Slight. Slight air ball. Slight. Good spin. Good spin.
Come on,
Steph.
Slight air ball. Alright, alright, alright.
She's in her own head.
She's gotta get mad. She's gotta get mad. Chuck it.
Just chuck it.
Okay.
There we go.
Oh, shit. Still faster than Jeff D'Lo right now
Yup
Gotta keep it up there
I was banking on this being a strength
It started off really good
It did, great start
Great start
How do we look her in the eye
When she comes in here
I don't know man
I really thought she was going to crush it.
I did, too.
It's a mental thing.
Her first time on camera, she's exposed to this.
But she played college Quidditch.
She played college Quidditch.
Yeah, that's it.
Quidditch?
Yeah.
All right, so we just aren't playing to her strengths right now.
Yay!
Yay!
Let's go.
You got this, Stephanie.
She still has a swag, a nice cool block.
Yeah, you're still going to be faster than Jeff.
I mean, we got kind of got to give her the choice to redo this.
Yeah.
By the way, I think blindfold is going to take like 20 minutes.
You think so?
Well, the question with blindfolded is do I have a helper?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Then it won't take that long.
Like someone will hand me the baseball?
Yes.
Someone will like –
But you have to throw up the baseball.
Yeah, that – baseball is going to be very difficult.
Soccer might be impossible.
Yeah, soccer is going to be difficult as well.
I think I have to make one of the first three to have a chance in soccer.
Oh!
Women can do lots of things, though, I will say.
We are...
Uh-oh.
Great producer.
Clemmer's trending.
Yeah.
Is he?
Of course he is.
See, there you go.
Let's get everyone talking about it.
Barstool's a reality show.
Well, reality shows can be viewed.
True.
Reality shows do get canceled, though.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
It's like the opposite of this.
It doesn't get any realer than this.
Yeah, you can't see it.
You're not on air.
That's how reality shows should be.
That's how most people live their lives.
It's not on air.
That's the realest reality show ever.
It's as real as it gets.
Yep.
There we go.
Plenty of time.
All right.
Stefti Lo, they're saying.
Oh, they're calling you Stefti Lo.
Microphone.
Microphone.
You got it.
The one Andy Cohen, C-O-H-E-N.
Two states, Arizona.
Nice.
And it's either Oregon or Washington.
Let's go with Oregon first.
Nope.
Washington.
Nope.
Okay.
Nine MBAs, after animals, bulls.
Here we go.
Mavericks.
Get hot.
I think we've had that.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, that's the question before. Going through Hornets. Mavericks I think we've had that Yeah we did
Going through Hornets
Hornies
Type the Hornies
Oh TJ
Oh no
Kitchen Rugrats
Types of vinegar
White apple cider Tommy. Kitchen Rugrats. Types of vinegar. White apple cider.
There we go.
There we go.
Get hot.
Tommy for Kid and Rugrats.
Two more.
Angelica.
She's the girl.
And the boys were feeling well.
Or the twins were feeling well.
Yep.
Yeah.
All right.
77.
Like a plane.
Yikes.
Not the worst.
Jeff D. Lowe.
What was your strategy with baseball you were just just
so slow just hit the i wanted to see the middle of the ball oh so we're making solid contact
it's just yeah i wasn't a power hitter when i played softball either so oh no you played softball
yeah oh you should have said that You beat Jeff
Beat Jeff
Do you think you could get a home run
In a minute and 33 seconds
Probably not
No
I think you could
In that 4 minutes I was at that station
You started so hot
I did
It's great having Jeff at the bottom
Alright
I'm going to go blindfolded.
All right.
Okay.
Fucking give us a shot.
Oh, boy.
This could be a problem.
All right, who's going to be my aide?
Kate.
Spider.
Yeah, Kate.
Spider.
By the way, thank you, Stephanie, for taking the heat off old Kate when my time comes around.
Okay.
Phew.
Where's he at?
On the court.
All right.
I need you to be my assistant.
So just help me get to the, where are you going?
We really do got to buy blindfolds.
I'm going to need these blindfolds.
Yeah, we should have.
I'm going to need help with the soccer after.
Blindfolded sparkle
Yeah that'll be tough
Yeah we can't help him
You just gotta yell out shit
We'll have to Stephen Che game it
For him to get the topic
Warmer
Yeah warmer
Cooler
Okay
Anyone want to test the blindfold?
Oh yeah
Oh wow Unless you have a fetish You are Test the blindfold. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.
Unless you have a fetish, you are.
Can't see.
That's not the first time Spider has done that.
All right.
All right.
The bags are underneath you right now.
Tell me when.
All right.
Here we go.
Spider, I would just make sure he's in the right directional stance.
Three, two, one, go. Oh, we go spider. I would just keep make sure he's in like the right directional stance three two one go Oh, we got you picked up several bags. No wide left wide left
Perfect. Oh yeah that way right right right right right?
But you might have to throw them back wide right way right right way right right right right no you
Make some changes, boss.
Come on, boss man.
Come on.
You're going wide right.
Right this way.
He thinks we're giving him instructions to go right.
All right, a little left.
Perfect.
There you go.
You're hitting the board.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's on the edge. Oh, and we just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's on the edge.
Oh, and we just threw him off. What the fuck?
It's going to take an hour.
Oh, man.
Left.
No, Moog.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Close.
Not quite.
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
All right.
Oh, man.
This could be bad.
Oh, no.
Manipulate his body.
Grab his hips.
Oh, no.
This part could take a minute.
Oh, no.
Now, the baseball is going to be very difficult.
That's going to be.
The balls are to the left of Big Cat, and he's touching them a little.
Spider, you got to help.
Spider.
He's not even facing the goal.
Here comes KB.
Okay, KB running over.
Big Cat missed again and again.
He's going to kick Spider in the face.
KB's got him by the shoulders. He's taking his leg to the ball.
Go, go!
Yay!
Oh, he did get it.
KB's taking him by the hand and running him over to the baseball.
Yeah, Spider can't do enough.
Spider didn't do shit.
He's not doing shit.
KB is doing like the movie Ghost.
He's putting his arms.
Back up, KB.
Okay, he's hitting the ball there.
He's got...
Okay.
Oh, it's all timing.
I say this with love.
He's looking like Stephanie out there right now.
Oh!
Good swing, buddy.
Maybe a bad idea.
Malasek is very close to the underside of the bat.
Picking up balls.
Oh!
Close, but not quite.
Oh, there he goes again. You've got to angle him. Angle him. If he wasn't hitting at an angle, he not quite. Oh, there he goes again.
You got to angle him.
Angle him.
If he wasn't hitting at an angle, he won't.
You're hitting towards the kitchen.
Wait, what?
KB taking him once again and redirecting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, there I hear you guys talking.
Yeah, over here, over here.
Malasek laying on his back in front of Big Cat.
Bad assistance, bad assistance.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Did I just get a scare?
Yeah, me too.
Okay, KB placing his hands around Big Cat.
Why?
Why?
Why are you doing that, Kyle?
He's doing pottery.
Oh, God.
Kyle quit.
Oh, he's missing it again.
Only at 330.
Malasek still on the ground at Big Cat's feet.
You've got to turn him.
Move your front foot.
Yeah.
All right. You're on target now. No, he's not. Front foot, yeah. Oh!
All right, you're on target now.
No, he's not.
Oh!
Malice X still on the ground.
Kyle putting his arms around Big Cat once again.
What can I be doing different?
Nothing.
He's getting closer and closer to the cornhole board,
which is concerning.
You're going towards the kitchen now. I would barely throw it up.
KB telling him barely throw it up.
Just throw it up a tiny bit and you got it.
There you go.
Oh, a ground ball.
He's getting the idea now.
There you go.
He's using his own hand as the tee.
Oh, out.
You're good.
Yeah.
Over to the football.
Football.
He's reaching down for a ball that's not there.
Does he need to get his own rebound?
No.
I think yes. Oh, way wide right
Goal
Hit the hockey goal
Oh, he's laying
He's sitting on his butt
Crisscross applesauce almost
Oh, close
Kyle retrieving the balls for him
He's about a foot above the bottles.
This is for our listeners.
Oh, he's getting closer and closer.
KB, very quick football retreat, bro.
Oof. KB, very quick football retreat, bro. Hit in the table.
Big Cat getting frustrated.
Oh!
Oh!
I kind of want to do it.
Yeah.
I know.
Low.
I don't at all.
Now he's hitting the underside of the table.
Oh, he got it.
He got it. Now he's on to the three-point shot.
The guy's also excited they ran over
without him, but now KB has him by the hand.
Oh,
nice middle backboard shot.
KB went to handle the ball, went right through his hands.
Shot number two.
High left.
Shot three.
If he beats Jeff DeVay, he can't, right?
He might.
Better.
More of an arc, a little more of an arc, and he's got this.
Way too hard.
Very hard.
Softer.
And to the right.
The guys aren't giving him any help or instruction here. He needs more of
an arc. Tell him more of an arc. That was a beautiful shot but it just went about four
or five feet to the left. About three feet over the net. He's chucking line drives.
Yeah, he's just chucking them.
He needs a little more finesse.
Almost had a little bit of a wedge there.
He's good!
Don't let him go!
Oh my god, the cornhole board is going to be the death of me.
Protect Big Cat at all costs.
Spider has Big Cat by the elbow.
They've got him over to the second area, second basket.
He's at 7.23.
9.30 is Jeff DeLo's time.
He's got two minutes to beat Jeff DeLo blindfolded.
Two minutes.
Come on, get in here.
Beautiful shot by Big Cat.
Hurry, hurry.
You can beat Jeff.
You can beat Jeff.
You can beat Jeff.
Two minutes.
Here he comes for the sporkle.
No helping him.
No way.
Where am I sitting?
No helping him.
No helping him.
Put a mic in front of him.
Put a mic in front of him.
All right.
Got it.
Mavericks.
LeBron James.
Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant.
I know this one. Buteroo, Tennessee, California, New York, Illinois, Florida.
One TV show loosely based on Mark Wahlberg's Hollywood experience.
Ted.
No, that's Entourage.
There you go.
Highest grossing coffee chains.
Fuck, that's so blue.
Starbucks. Pete's.ing coffee chains. Starbucks.
Pete's.
Dunkin' Donuts.
Give me another one.
Two more.
Two more.
Give me another genre.
Seven NHL players with the most penalty minutes.
I don't know.
Who did we nuke in World War II?
What two cities in Japan did we nuke?
Nagasaki, Hiroshima.
Yeah.
There we go.
Todd.
B-Chef D.O.
B-Chef.
B-Chef.
I thought that was like 20 minutes.
Dude, that was impossible.
Yeah.
Kyle, thank you for coming out there because Spider, I love you, man, but you were the
most passive.
That was the worst assisting I've ever seen.
He didn't do anything.
Holy shit. Big Cat, the last three-pointer you made was yeah by the way we should not make we should not make the paralympics do that really really hard look at that i don't know how i got
the baseball the baseball was the hardest holy shit that's that's a good smoke jeff that's brutal jeff was it fun at all no okay it was scary
because kyle i had like spider was on one spectrum where he just didn't we turn the mics off on the
court tj the uh spider was on one spectrum where he just didn't like assist me and then kyle was
like pulling me and i obviously in my head i'm's like, am I going to get pulled into a trap or something?
I also was thinking, I'll say this right now.
I was laughing to myself halfway through because I was like, it would be very funny if you guys just weren't showing it.
And I would have to.
Yeah, it was pretty entertaining.
The theme of the day.
Pretty entertaining.
Of me just cutting streams.
That was hard.
You were never like too far off.
You got the hang of each one.
Can I see my basketball shots?
That one was fucking difficult.
Oh, man.
The wiffle ball was tough.
You started swinging towards the kitchen there for a second.
It's not your fault, but you were making good contact.
Yeah, when you guys said we're over here,
I felt like I was looking backwards.
Yeah.
That was when KB came in and helped.
Soccer, too.
I had no shot with Spiders.
Spider was going to let you just kick to the air.
Yeah.
He was like, it's right here.
Follow my voice.
That last one felt so good.
It was...
Foot on the line doesn't count.
Bloop.
Boom.
Swish. I got to see my't count. Bloop. Boom. Swish.
I got to see my soccer shots.
He's dragging you.
How bad did that look?
It was funny.
Kind of sad.
KP, you trying to hold me?
Yeah, I didn't know how to properly coach you there.
Oh. Yeah, I didn't know how to properly coach you there.
It's a secret.
You get so disoriented so quickly.
You might have the all-time record for this, too,
because I don't know if anyone's going to beat that.
I don't know.
That was difficult.
I don't know.
If you're helping from the beginning, Kyle,
I think I would have had a better shot. Yeah, Spider just letting you flounder.
He's just watching.
What's he saying? had a better shot. Yeah. Spider just letting you flounder. He's just watching.
And like.
What's he saying?
Just like.
He just said,
hit it where my voice is.
And then he did say that.
And then he put it on my foot and then,
and then,
yeah,
over and over.
That would have gone on for hours.
Oh,
yeah,
it would have.
Malsek obviously let it in.
Um,
I don't know.
The final shot you got him. Oh, all got him oh alright well yeah he wasn't really trying
that was difficult
that was very difficult
but fun
doing shit blindfolded is fun
it is
a lot of trust
what else we got
did you guys ever
Nick did you ever end up talking about the willy wonka
thing we did on anus it's the funniest fucking thing in the world yeah can you give me the quick
abbreviation they used ai art to get people to come to this immersive willy wonka experience
in scotland scotland and when people arrived it was incredibly underwhelming. Have you seen the photos?
I saw one.
And they made their own lore?
Yeah, it was right when I was leaving for Indy
and when you had brought it up, and I was like,
I wonder, oh, my God.
That's the unknown.
Oh, my God.
So people were paying for this.
Uh-huh, and kids are crying
because they made a new villain called the Unknown.
He lives in the walls.
Pops out from behind a mirror and ooh.
Kids got two jelly beans.
This is what Clemmer's next idea should be.
Yeah, you should make an immersive Willy Wonka.
Yeah.
One of the best parts, these people who were stuck working it.
That's the fucking.
Show like the promotional images they had.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's.
Whoa.
Watch your step.
But it's also bright out.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's bright out. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like daylight.
Yeah.
Well, the people they hired are actual actors in Scotland who were really excited.
It was like, congrats.
You've been selected for this Willy Wonka acting thing.
And so some of the people who were acting in it, like the lady standing there behind that Willy Wonka bar, and they were told this whole script or blah, blah, blah.
And then they got there and she's like, I guess I have to do this and and now they're like super viral on social media yeah that is
brutal oh man and the guy who plays willie wonka like it's bad since all these characters went
viral some bad stuff popped up about him oh yeah yeah and uh yeah it's been well we were talking
about like what what were the motives?
Like, what...
Money.
Did they think they were going to make money?
But, like, I don't know.
Yeah, money scam.
A scam, like, do you ever find out you're being scammed?
Yeah, they found out in real time they were being scammed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It also seems like they, like, they had a budget
and they used all their money on the AI images.
I don't know what it was.
The website is beautiful.
The website looks great.
The website was like 99% of their budget.
And they were like, fuck, we ran out of money.
We tried to call them.
Yeah, we did.
We tried to get through to Scott.
It's shut down, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
Jesus.
It's so fucking funny.
Yeah.
People are calling the lady behind the bar like the Mother Teresa of the event.
Because once she saw what was going on, she like the Mother Teresa of the event because once she saw
what was going on
she just tried her best
for the kids
because she felt so bad.
There was like kids crying
and stuff.
Yeah.
Because it was $40 to get in.
Yeah.
40 pounds.
And you got two jelly beans.
Yeah.
And a cup of lemonade.
And a cup of lemonade.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Which made Clemmer do that.
We should make Clemmer have to make an event for like 500 bucks. Yeah. We should make Clemmer do that. We should make Clemmer have to make an event for like 500 bucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
An immersive event.
Immersive event.
We should just do it on the Yak.
We should just have him come out here and be like, Clemmer, you get an entire day.
When we start the Yak the next day, your immersive event begins.
I would love for...
That was what they showed.
Oh, man.
I would love for Clemmer to set up a haunted house and play every part.
Hey, how's Connor?
Connor, how's your murder mystery coming?
Oh.
Oh.
It's been cooking.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We're two months away, right?
Yeah, a little less.
So Big Cat will be invited back on.
Appreciate that.
Yeah.
We will have costumes, and we will have clues, and we will have reveals i am very excited is this uh is this going to take up the entire office um it's up to
you guys are going to be all condensed into one room as of right now i have it confined to the
mostly sports studio but i can i kind of like that yeah a murder mystery just in a 300 square feet
yeah we we will be traveling to a galaxy far, far away, though. Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
But it's going to be present day, though, when we're...
I can't get into it, but...
Oh, shit.
It's going to be a long time ago.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
There's no way it's set a long time ago.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel?
The Unnamed Show is going to be electric tomorrow.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
This wheel's getting...
Very dicey.
It is, yes.
Okay, we're okay.
Keep riding.
We're okay.
I'm out tomorrow and Friday
Okay
We're in Madison, Wisconsin
What are you doing Friday?
I gotta go to Cleveland
For
Oh
I'll tell ya
Yeah
I gave
Francis and Sass
Some recommendations
Okay, cool
On where to stay
And then I said
It would be funny
If you just made
Mook stay like
In a different frat house Every night i'm down for that yeah i know that would
be fun yeah no but i gave him some recommendations so hopefully they'll take you out to a nice dinner
okay yeah they always they play daddy when we're on the road my favorite dive bar is actually
right across the street from the comedy place so what's it called? Plaza, the Plaza Tavern. It's pure Wisconsin.
It's just like they have these burgers that aren't that good,
but they have a special sauce so you convince yourself they're good.
You've got bubble hockey.
Where do you go here now?
Usually just Declan's if I go out, but I don't really go out.
Right.
I want you guys to know because I saw your story on Saturday. There will be a Saturday. I'm just going to text you and be like, where are you? Let's do it. I'm going to do, I'm going to hit, I want you guys to know, because I saw your story on Saturday.
There will be a Saturday.
I'm just going to text you and be like, where are you?
Yes.
I would love that.
That would be amazing.
Because I would like to drink once again.
Yeah, the plaza is great.
There's usually like a movie on with no sound.
Hell yeah.
Did you say bubble hockey?
Yeah, bubble hockey.
Why don't we have that?
That's the best table game.
It's the best.
I've only seen it one place in my life.
Really?
Plaza?
Our ice rink.
Our ice rink has it.
Where else have you seen it?
TJ's had it for a little bit.
Where'd you get one?
Like where you spin the things?
You spin the things.
It's in the bubble.
They're very expensive.
Oh, yeah.
They're very expensive.
It's better foosball.
Because they're like a relic.
Yeah, it's way better than foosball.
Yeah, they'll be like when I was last in there when I went to a game a month ago,
it was just cast the way it was on the TV.
With commercials, no sound.
Perfect.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm pumped, though.
I've heard really good things about Madison.
Milwaukee for the office would be pretty nice.
That would be sick.
Well, it's got a little Tron in there.
I can feel the things that you turn.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just definitely.
A bubble hockey and a shuffleboard means you're in a good bar.
Yes.
That's like a telltale.
I love shuffleboard.
Oh, you're playing.
I was.
Yeah.
I don't know if we talked about it on here,
but like the human brain,
you can look at something
and tell how it would feel on your tongue.
So if you just think of something,
you know exactly how it would feel on your tongue.
That's it?
Like what?
Like think of just like that bubble hockey rubber grip.
Yeah, I can taste it.
You can picture how it would feel on your tongue.
Even the bubble too.
Yeah.
Clemmer's disappointment.
Mmm.
Yeah, and I'm tasting his skin.
I don't want that.
Very salty.
Oh, it's so salty.
He's got the saltiest skin.
He secretes it, yeah.
Yeah, he could rub his forearm on a steak,
and that would be enough seasoning.
He rolls down his sidewalk to de-ice.
Bye, babe. a steak and that would be enough seasoning he rolls down his sidewalk to de-ice bye babe okay well thank you oh yeah let's just zoom in the the the fact that mincey is it's not even
the shirt it's the whatever's in his pocket someone said it looks like he took that shirt
out of his one pocket and he has another one tomorrow the other one you're right
his go-to pose is like six-year-old competitive dance team yes yeah what do you think he sees
himself at all and is like maybe i should use an iron i was no no shoes are filthy too yeah
he cut the grass in those shoes no chance he knows how to use an iron.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think of tennis as like a fancier kind of sport.
Oh, yeah.
No, that picture is exactly what Hank was going for when he sent it.
I mean, that's got to be a mental challenge.
Maybe we save it for next year.
Ironing.
Or is this ironing?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There would be more fire.
I want to do a Survivor League
where we all tell Mincy a secret
and last one that he says publicly.
That's a great idea.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah, we should do that.
That's a great idea.
We're just all out the same day.
Yeah, he just tells us everyone.
Oh, man.
All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. see you tomorrow
bye