The Yak - Big Cat Shows His Privilege BIG TIME In Family Feud | The Yak 8-31-21
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Hello. It is the Yak. Welcome. We're live.
Okay, a couple things.
One.
It's a long shirt.
It's a long shirt.
Show us your shirt again.
In length.
It's almost like a dress.
It's a night shirt.
What size is memorabilia?
I got it from Banana Republic in Dedham,
Massachusetts. Hey, I have a question.
No, you didn't. On my lunch break.
You had a long lunch break. What the fuck?
They moved it because...
People love touching that butt.
What is this?
What's this college football shit
over here in this corner?
I just thought...
Is this studio being used for a new show?
I just thought I'd decorate a little bit.
Well, Dan, that's your Toledo helmet.
That is my Toledo helmet.
Take it off right now.
I asked you if I could use it.
I said no.
Can I have it?
No, you don't want a Rockets helmet.
It's the best looking helmet on there.
Speaking of college football, let's just get this out of the way right now.
I think Wisconsin is going to be good this year. That's all I was going to say. Oh, I agree. I think they is going to be good this year that's all i was going to say oh i agree
i think they're gonna be very good uh no let's get this out of the way right now there's a new
bet coming what are you brandon has challenged me i've challenged all right so explain it real
quick then you i'll let i'll let the other three guys decide if this is fair or not. Don't do this. So Nick, Owen, and KB,
you can judge on the discussion Brandon and I just had.
First of all, $10,000 is a lot of money.
All right, so explain the bet.
All right, it is called Brandon Versus,
and it's on the Barstool Sportsbook app.
You can download it and deposit it
and all that in seven states right now.
We're coming to more states very soon.
Brandon Versus, every single week,
it's me against another Barstool personality, gambling personality.
Dave, you, Mush.
Each week it'll be me against somebody else.
Yes, there's women.
We've hired several.
So it's me against a personality.
Who's your favorite women of all time?
100 people polled.
100 people polled.
Favorite woman.
Favorite woman.
Pam Beasley, number one.
Oh, that is the worst answer ever.
Literally the first woman I could think of.
Not only did you name a boring woman, you named a fictional woman.
Actually, the person who plays her is a woman.
You said the character name.
You said the character name.
What's her really good CGI?
Okay.
Jenna Fisher is a worse answer than Pam Beasley. it's called it's called brandon versus okay and we take five games
and you and i bet five games against each other will be on the opposite sides of the games
and people can bet on the sports book who's gonna win brandon or the other person brandon or big
cat right and if i have a winning record at the end of the year if i'm eight and seven uh i get
a prize if i go seven and eight if i lose your record, everybody who bet on the bet throughout the year gets bonus cash in their account.
You get bonus cash in their account.
It's a $10,000 prize.
Correct.
So Brandon invented a bet.
This was brought to me by Westy.
Westy brought it to me.
Westy brought it to me.
It's a great bet idea.
I'm excited to challenge against you week one.
This is wrong what you're doing.
Oh, is it? Yes. It's wrong? wrong yeah what you're about to do is is not right okay well what i'm about
to do is try to save the wonderful people louisiana who've been ravaged by hurricane
ida i am saying right now that if i'm gifted ten thousand dollars at the end of the year
it is all going to them hurricane relief every brain will you? That's the least you can do. Yeah, that's the least.
Brandon Walker, will you be matching?
Damn, $10,000 at Christmas is a lot of money to me.
Did you see that story of the guy who got eaten by an alligator?
Yeah, in Slidell, yeah.
Denounce the victims with your chest.
Yes.
Donate.
Actually, you know what?
They're too poor to evacuate?
$10,000 to child prostitution.
Not to benefit it, to go against it.
I mean, $10,000 at Christmas would be a lot of money.
It would be a big deal to me.
There's a lot of kids that wish they had Christmas.
Instead, they're fucking prostitutes.
You could free a child prostitute from the shackles of child prostitution.
It's all college football bets.
It's Brandon versus, and we'll be doing it every week.
It'll be live on the sportsbook tomorrow.
Great, and I will donate my $10,000.
You're not eligible to win $10,000 here.
What?
You're not eligible to win $10,000 here.
Right, but if he wins, he'll go do $10,000 on his own.
Yeah.
You remind me of me a lot.
Don't you think they're leaps?
Nick, you actually said you would match.
I did.
There's going to be worse shit by Christmas.
Nobody will check.
Brandon, just say yes.
They will check.
They will check.
They will check.
They will absolutely check.
By the way, what's this food that people are walking around with right now?
I don't know.
Should you just go?
They took it upstairs.
It's coming from upstairs.
Why don't you go make us a plate?
There's wings.
There's wings upstairs?
There's wings?
To celebrate the college football show.
We're on the college football show.
This is just what I heard as I was coming downstairs.
It doesn't seem like that many things.
Is it upstairs?
It's in an upstairs conference room.
Steven, I'm on the college football show.
Dan's on the college football show.
They didn't say anything to us.
TJ, will you please make the yak a plate and yourself a plate as well?
And if anyone says anything, tell them that, yes, Brandon Walker is matching the $10,000 donation.
Thank you.
Do you think that's fair?
Yeah, I know.
Just because they live in an area that gets hit by a hurricane
it is unfair Brandon
you're right
luckily you're there to help
sorry I'm addicted
to helping people
my altruism
is at a 99
if you did my
character ratings
why do I keep asking you
to assist me
in these things
knowing how it's gonna go
every time
I help people so much
I give away the majority
of my money
but I don't say a word
about it
do you know that Brandon
this is actually the best way to promote the bet?
I'm sure it is,
which is very frustrating. That's our relationship.
You bring me something,
I twist it on you,
and then it goes to the moon!
And then it goes to the moon! Everyone's like,
holy shit, this bet's incredible!
Big Cat's gonna save a bunch of children?
And then you step away from it to take something else to the moon.
It's a huge win for people. It's a huge win for people.
Oh, Jesus.
It's a huge win for people because not only do they feel good about pressuring you into help,
they also get to ruin your Christmas.
Yes.
Right.
It's a win-win.
It's a classic win-win.
Brandon versus.
It's on the Barstool Sportsbook app.
It's going to be great.
It'll be great.
I think Dan will be the first week.
Send Tommy to Louisiana right now and I'll help him.
You want me to send my 11-year-old son to Louisiana?
Yeah, throw him in the swamp.
He'll get part of that.
He'll be fine.
Yeah, give him his samurai sword, and let's go.
His bayonet.
He asked for a bayonet?
I know.
Yeah.
I love him.
I fucking love Tommy.
By the way, Grandin was incredible at Family Feud.
Was she really?
She got our high score.
We got our high score with her. Really?
Yes.
Good for her.
What do you guys talk about?
That feels like something that would be the first thing you talk about.
We do not talk.
We get in the car on the way home, we do not say a word.
37-minute ride home.
What's on her nightstand?
A bottle of anything?
At my house?
I have no idea.
I never look in that room.
Probably aspirin.
Haircut looks good, though.
Hers or mine? Yours. Okay, thank you. Oh never look in that room. Probably aspirin. Haircut looks good, though. Hers or mine?
Yours.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, look at TJ.
Got a whole thing.
Let's go.
All right.
Oh, look at this guy.
Atomical.
Sage has ruined Ball's beachwear.
Are these hot?
Are these Penn State wings?
Thank you.
Are these hot wings?
Honey barbecue mild.
And curly fries.
Brandon, let...
My word.
I just want to remind everyone that time that we had a single hot dog that Brandon refused to eat on the air.
Oh, I probably shouldn't.
I've changed my entire life, folks.
All right, so the Wings are here.
How many people are on the show today?
How far are we in?
We're eight minutes in.
I think that's about enough preamble.
That was tough.
Boys, that was hard.
I hope you boys, I hope those fans in the chat have liked this original content
because it's time.
The adversity I had to overcome
eight minutes i told you finally making it i was like i don't know if i can make it five minutes
i was like i was like kb let's try to let's see how long we can go and i was like it's probably
gonna be five minutes he's like all right yeah because i don't know if i can do that all right
so here's the rule going forward the yak is a seven person show as you see well not including steven shay's on tj who
are very integral to the show and dylan shout out dylan who we always forget who posts the youtube
after uh whenever there's a natural five in studio we play family feud yeah i think that's fair when
there's a natural five and that's usually kind of rare.
It's periodic.
Yeah, it actually is.
It actually is rare to have a natural five because Rowan and Sass are always together.
Traveling, yeah.
Question.
What if there's six?
No.
And somebody goes to the bathroom?
No.
And somebody goes to the bathroom?
Do you immediately?
Okay, wait.
That's well maybe.
Wait, who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
Who are you?
Pete, who's that?
Come here.
We got a little more preamble.
That is Pete's.
I see khaki pants and a little wrinkle.
That's Pete.
TJ, get that guy in here.
Get that guy.
Pete's got himself a new plaid, boy.
Get the fuck in here.
I like your shoes.
I want to know what they are.
Yeah, I want to know your shoes.
Walk over here.
Come on, come on, come on.
You know what those shoes are.
You wear those shoes all the time.
No, we want you.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Are you one of Pete's new boys?
You're a new Pete.
All right, sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
We'll take it from here.
No, no, no.
No, Pete, shut up, Pete.
What?
Shut up, Pete.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Pete, are you not going to give him the job?
I don't have time for it.
You got time.
Yes, you have time.
How'd the interview go, would you say?
Just started.
Just started.
Oh, this is not good to turn your back on us.
Just, hey.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's a quick tip.
Hire him.
That's an ethical dilemma.
Hire him right now.
I'll give you a tip.
You should really come on the show.
All right, you're fired.
You're fired.
Come here.
I'll give you a tip.
No, you should come.
Oh, that was the wrong choice.
I was going to tell him to just say that Pete sexually harassed him and we'll have to hire him.
I mean, you don't need to say that.
Pete will.
Pete will touch his penis with his tongue.
How is it?
I'm craving something else.
What are you craving, Kyle?
What do you want?
Some steak tacos from La Meliche.
Some menudos.
Some gorditas.
Some authentic El Paso cuisine.
You got yourself a Latin queen at home, don't you?
You're over-pronouncing it like Giada de la Runtas.
What's this guy's name?
What's his name?
Luke, probably.
Probably Luke.
Chris.
Yeah, you're right.
Everyone guess.
Kevin.
What is it?
That would have been one of the five guesses.
Yeah?
Kevin.
I'm not going to be.
All right, so let's just play.
I realized, too, I watched back some of it because I was just giggling.
So let's just all agree, no helping each other out,
but obviously joke answers is funny and let's you know
joke answers are encouraged
so we are on the same team but you're also my competition
I want to do better than you
oh wow
and we also we have
somebody sent me the stats from yesterday's show
and I was actually not the worst
who's the worst?
again we can't overstate that
the stats and data don't account for your answer like Keys.
Yeah, my dog.
Keys' answer wasn't bad.
My dog, Stella.
The worst answer.
Keys' answer wasn't bad.
I got two points.
Yeah, he's got two points.
Is this your hill?
My dog, Stella.
Oh, is this where you're dying?
Oh, this is the hill.
This is your final resting place.
Everyone knows my dog, Stella.
They've known her for a decade.
She passed away last night because she ate my keys.
So that's it for her.
She was looking hungry.
I gave her a snack.
And I'm like a janitor.
I have a huge key ring.
Huge rung of keys.
I dropped it right in her mouth and swallowed all of them dead.
You know how dogs are.
They see keys.
Yeah, they can't help you.
They got to have them.
Yeah.
Well, who was number one?
There were some other
bad answers.
Who had a bad answer?
I mean, I did
Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Nick had, well,
yeah, you had a bad one.
Were these stats real?
It was an animal one.
Percentage of incorrect guesses.
Owen, 37.5%.
Nick, 30%.
Brandon, 38.7%.
Dick had 43.9%. Oh! KB, 41.9%. Brandon, 38.7%. Big Cat, 43.9%.
KB, 41.9%.
Brandon, 33.3%.
So I was the best.
I was 30.
Nick was the best.
Let's add some stats to this.
So I'll keep track of it.
You just did, you son of a bitch.
In real time.
In real time.
Good idea, Steven.
In real time, dum-dum.
So I'll do...
Get him.
Get his ass, Steven.
So I'll keep track...
I'm going to leave so we can't play Family Feud anymore.
I'll keep track of everyone's answers and the number of responses.
So you're going for the big hitters first.
And then potentially screwing people over with the lower ones.
You're keeping live stats?
Okay, we're never going to break a team record if we're playing against one another.
It was a bad beat in general that Sass wasn't here,
because I would have looked better.
Oh, yeah.
I would have loved to hear his...
I actually never saw this show.
How would I ever know what Family Feud is?
Just because I'm younger than you guys.
What are we doing?
I was watching Big Catty.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know you were going to stay up there.
How do they compare?
You probably can't have wings anymore since wing nuts.
Dude, when I was in Cleveland on Saturday, beautiful day, taking a walk.
Cleveland's actually a really nice city to walk around in.
All I could think about was I'm only a three-hour car ride from Wingnuts right now.
I could be there and back without anyone knowing.
That was awesome.
I had some good ones at Penn State, at State College when I was there on tour.
On a dropout tour.
I'm sorry that I believe you.
I'm sorry I believe you. It seems like everyone did for some reason
That was a weird one
Everybody just was like
Yeah okay
Nick's going on the college dropout tour
With Brianna Chicken
I said it to Dave
Dave was like
Brianna Chicken Fry's here
She's coming from Penn State
And I was like
Oh Nick was there
Nick who?
You know Nick And I said And I was like KB He's like oh nick was there nick who you know nick and i said i was like kb he's like
oh okay yeah so nick and i have a side conversation here um you know we're doing that thing for the
college football show and we both believe dave's gonna take one look at it and it will be a one
week wonder wait what the thing we're doing for the college football show? You think Dave is going to like it?
Maybe not.
Yeah.
We could also tape it without him there.
We've already taped it.
Oh, so then, no, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Then it completely doesn't matter.
No, but if he watches it and says, no, we're not going to have that on the show anymore,
it might be a one-week wonder.
No, I think that. I disagree also.
Yeah.
I think the only way it would not work is if you taped it in front of him.
And he was like, what is this?
Ruffin Rowdy was an outlier, I think.
He respects most of you.
Right.
Most of this duo.
Most of the duo.
The majority of this duo.
Loves Kyle.
Yeah, that's good.
Best friends from Vegas.
We did.
You guys text casually, too. Every once in a while. Yeah, what do good Best friends from Vegas We did You guys text casually, too
Every once in a while
Yeah, what do you say to them?
We talk about wrestling
Need some blow?
No, we never
No
You don't do that?
Gavin Hardiston
Who's that?
Heisman Hopeful
Out of UTEP
Oh, nice
Jesus Christ
I mean, he has the second highest quarterback rating
We gotta save some of this for tomorrow.
In the NCAA.
I love how you say that so confidently.
Yeah.
And he only has 1,000 followers on Instagram.
So let's get those numbers up and hype him up for Bethune-Cookman.
Let's do it.
Gavin underscore Hardison.
Yeah.
Stud out of New Mexico.
Juco product.
Keep going.
I'm intrigued.
Gavin?
Gavin Harsin.
Brandon got really upset the first time at Juco.
Got signed at Mississippi State.
That's not true.
You're just confused.
We don't want Jews on this team.
Yeah.
What's the company?
What is that? Seinfeld?
Jews and company.
Juco is
Seinfeld.
Fuck that.
Alright.
Should we play?
Yes. Alright,. All right. All right, yeah. Should we play? Oh, yes.
Yes.
All right, let's play.
All right, so, Steven, you have come up with the idea of doing stats?
Real-time stats.
How are you going to do that?
Real-time stats.
Yeah, how are you going to do that?
So, I'll keep track of all your answers and then how many points they correlate to.
We got a typer?
I will be doing that.
But that really only matters for, because we answer at different times.
So it should really only.
Well, it's going to rotate.
So we're not playing one game, right?
So it's going to kind of level out.
We're playing a lot of games.
Well, I mean, yeah.
One game.
I forgot.
We have a four-hour show today.
We already sold it to the sponsors.
They want one Family Feud game.
How are you going to be able to type this?
This is the rule, though.
Going forward.
Zah has it up. I'm the tall, long, square. Going forward for the Yak, if there's five of us, we play Family Feud game. How are you going to be able to type this? This is the rule, though. Going forward, for the Yak, if there's five of us, we play Family Feud.
We'll have to talk about that after.
Why?
There could be some potential complications.
Oh, my God.
I would like to have it, but we'll talk about it.
Do I need to donate more of Brandon's money?
That would probably help.
Okay, done. Blank check of Brandon's money? That would probably help. Okay, done.
Blank check of Brandon's money to be donated.
I will give to that cause, but not to the hurricane.
Great, great.
Why would you live there?
Why would you live where hurricanes are?
Because Brandon will save you.
Just move somewhere nicer.
Have more money.
There actually are people who have that take online.
It's insane.
I saw someone be like,
isn't it time that we just stop caring about Louisiana
and just let them just go into the ocean?
Probably not.
Yeah, like, I don't think so.
But a food for thought.
I want to be clear about something about the scoring.
So there are bonuses and, like, multipliers. Those will not be factored in. It's just going to be clear about something about the scoring. So there are bonuses and multipliers.
Those will not be factored in.
Can I just say something?
Steven's sucking the fun out of it a little bit.
No.
No, he's doing...
Brandon, drop and give me 20.
Oh!
Fuck!
How soon we forget.
Shay's on alpha mode.
He is.
He is.
Yeah.
Speaking of things that people can't believe,
Stephen Che walked in today, and he goes to me and Dave.
He's like, hey, I just need to know for Pickham tomorrow,
so did Rico really quit?
And I'm just like, what are you talking about?
Round and round we go.
Stephen's taking that very literally.
20?
Sorry, I'm making a Jew Coast Seinfeld logo.
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, nice.
You want to play Family Feud?
We're about to play Family Feud.
All of us.
That's fine.
I like that.
What is that for?
Exactly.
What?
I like it, but I don't know what it is.
Plaid, Texas.
It's obviously Texas Tech.
No.
No, that could be Utah.
I thought it was supposed to be A&M.
Yeah.
So I saw it on her desk.
Yeah.
Show it to the people.
There it is.
I saw this on her desk.
I'm like, this is fire.
And then there was another shirt.
I put it on her desk.
All right, there's another one that's clearly A&M.
I'm like, wait a minute.
They didn't.
Yeah, no, that looks like.
That looks like Edinburgh.
Yeah.
It's like flannel.
Yeah, right.
It's flannel.
It's Texas, like urban outfitters.
No, it's definitely not.
Definitely not Texas Tech.
That looks like something you get at a truck stop.
Yeah, it's cool, but definitely not.
We should poll 100 people.
Poll 100 people.
What is this? A visual family feud would be awesome. Yeah. What's cool, but definitely not. We should poll 100 people. Poll 100 people. What is this?
A visual family feud would be awesome.
Yeah.
What you think of when you see this.
Well, I was thinking the natural ending of our family feud phase is that we're going
to have to write our own show and have it be wildly offensive, and then one of us gets fired.
Yeah, we were thinking about surveying a specific socioeconomic status or a region.
Yeah, 100 people were polled.
We're doing that on an anus this week, actually.
We polled 100 Mississippians.
What's your favorite word?
And it's just one.
Just one.
One slot.
And you know what it is.
100 people were polled.
Hitler was a bad guy, but he had some good ideas.
What were they?
Yeah, I mean, I think if we get deep into this game,
it's going to happen.
Yeah.
Because that women question yesterday.
I mean, we are getting, the more we play,
the better we're going to get.
We're going to be a formidable team.
No, because you can't account for, like,
the people surveyed, what they answer.
You know how you lose your breath?
Yeah.
I, like, lose my heartbeat.
Are you talking about dying?
When he stands above me.
Dave?
I, like, I'm all out of rhythm.
Dave's back into, like, fall mode.
Yeah.
He's, like, football season.
See, I knew it on Friday when he was so locked in for rough and rowdy.
He's all the way back.
Yeah.
So, no more summer.
Are we going to play?
Yeah, let's play.
Let's play.
Let's fucking play.
Is that the theme?
20 minutes in and we didn't play.
All right.
We made it 20 minutes.
Holy shit.
We're going to have 20 minutes on the other side, too.
Yeah.
Did you make a June company?
Yeah, I am right now.
Already?
It's just going to be Juco, right?
I put it down when Dave walked in naturally.
As you would.
Oh, we're starting with a woman.
That's a hot name.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
All right, you're up first, Rowan.
Name a car that's named after an animal.
What is Jaguar?
Yes.
Nice.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer. Great answer. Good answer.
Great answer.
Show me Mustang.
Yeah. Good answer.
Wait, I don't know anything.
Good answer, Nick. Thank you.
Impala? Oh, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Do you think so?
Do you really think so?
Ferrari? No, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Do you think so? Do you really think so? Hey!
Is it Ferrari?
No, no, no.
Ferrari. Ferrari.
This is not hurting your stats.
Don't do Ferrari.
Yeah, you have to.
You have to.
Don't do your stats.
I mean, what is going on?
Chevy. Toyota. What going on? Chevy.
Toyota.
What is this?
Oh, boy.
Toyota.
Yeah, Toyota.
Toyota, good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
I can't have any.
What the fuck?
And we ran out of time.
Viper.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Cougar.
What the fuck's a cougar?
Mercury.
It's a lovely vehicle.
Okay, well, bad start by me.
Bad start.
Okay.
Well, we're getting beat by a woman, boys.
Well, Amy.
In a car category.
In a car.
We left her a woman in a car category.
All right.
Name something that people find through the classified ads.
Job.
Yes.
Serial killers.
A mate.
What?
Why would you say mate?
Candy man.
Great answer.
Great answer.
What?
A car.
A car.
Car.
I'm not focused right now.
This is just pregame.
This is just we're getting a.
Did you eat a chicken wing?
I ate one chicken wing.
I wish I hadn't.
Come on, Owen.
Man slash woman.
Man slash woman.
Man woman.
Man woman.
Just put man.
Man woman sounds like the worst superhero.
What did you think?
We're out of time.
We lost.
That was awful.
What else, KB?
Oh, you can skip, by the way, now to the end.
That's what someone said.
Oh, can you hit that skip button?
You press the skip.
We're losing to Amy.
Date.
Dates, people.
House.
I thought man or woman would be people.
All right, I'm going to lock in here.
Let's fuck that up.
All right, come on.
My head wasn't in it.
We can beat her here.
We can beat her here.
I was thinking about the wings.
No.
All right.
Name the first thing a hundred-year-old man
might reach for
when he wakes up.
His glasses.
His glasses.
Glasses, good answer.
Good answer.
Glasses, glasses, glasses.
His dentures.
Dentures, good answer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
I'll go medicine.
Good answer.
Medicine.
Locking in, boys.
That should have been right.
Bad answer, yeah.
His vibrator.
I'll go water.
Water.
Good answer.
Dry ass.
Oh.
The light.
Nice.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Nope.
And bad answers.
What's going on here?
What the fuck is going on?
Beer.
Pills. Viagra when he wakes up. Woman. That's medicine on here? What the fuck is going on? Beer. Pills.
Viagra when he wakes up.
Woman.
He reaches for his woman.
He wants to replicate the morning action.
He grabs a beer and a Viagra when he wakes up, this 100-year-old man.
He's trying to fire.
So we didn't even make it.
When he wakes up.
That didn't count, Stephen.
That was an absolute legend.
Did they survey the man?
Stephen, that didn't count.
One guy.
We surveyed the coolest man alive.
That didn't count, Stephened the coolest man alive That didn't count Steven Let's start over
His woman
I can't
His drugs
Yeah
Oh hell yeah
Oh look at this
That was the other note I had
Is people were like
It was actually nice
For the first time
I've seen ads on the internet
Cause most people have ad blocker
I thought they were gonna say
First time we've seen ads on the yak
Yeah Little jab We're on our way to being Wayne's World I've seen ads on the internet because most people have ad blocker. I thought they were going to say first time we've seen ads on the yak. Yeah.
Little jab.
We're on our way to being Wayne's World.
We're just going to have everything.
What kind of beer do you think
that old man was reaching for in the morning?
Probably a delicious one.
Yeah.
Oh, probably.
A Coors Light?
Mm-hmm.
Go read it.
So when you need to slow down,
just open a Coors Light.
It's a mountain cold refreshment
made to chill.
It tastes great from
Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado.
So slow down and celebrate responsibly.
Get Coors Light in the new look delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart
by going to CoorsLight.com slash take.
CoorsLight.com slash take.
Good answer.
Thanks.
All right, Dan, you're up.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
This one's for real, boys.
Yeah.
This is the real one.
We're focused. Everyone's focused. I can't believe that people fell for that first round. Also, like, you're up. Alright, here we go. Here we go. This one's for real, boys. Yeah. Alright, we're focused. Everyone's focused.
I can't believe that people fell for that first round.
Also, like, we don't really...
Idiot.
Trolled.
You just got...
Yeah.
We don't really try against the women characters because we don't want to lose.
We don't want to lose.
We surveyed 111-year-olds.
Name a kind of place where you can get in trouble if you laugh.
Oh, we're doing repeats again.
Oh, no.
We didn't think about this problem.
Church. A great answer. Jay, doing repeats again. Oh, no. We didn't think about this problem. Church.
A great answer.
Jay, let us cheat.
I had a feeling that would maybe happen.
Is it done?
Are we just done?
No, yeah, we might have reached the end.
There has to be another way to play.
Oh, we beat it.
We beat the game.
We beat the game.
Yeah.
I hope we get the six Cs again.
That way. Okay, who are we playing? Come on. We beat the game. Yeah. I hope we get the six C's again. That way.
Okay, who are we playing?
Come on.
Oh, JC.
JC.
Okay.
All right.
Name the most important feature of an attractive face.
Smile.
Great answer.
Good answer.
Great answer.
Yeah. Eyes. Good answer. Yeah, good answer. Great answer. Great answer. Yeah.
Eyes.
Good answer.
Yeah, good answer.
Number one.
I think it's just naming parts of a face.
All right, here we go, Owen.
Uh-oh, Owen.
Nose.
I wasn't reading.
Nose.
Yes, good answer.
I guess like what else is on a fucking face?
I'm trying to think of a word. What's the word for lack of fat?
Yeah, yeah, like skin.
Good skin.
Not one of those fat people.
Cheeks.
Cheeks.
Good answer, good answer.
She's hitting a several.
Ears.
Oh, no, I know.
It's eyebrows.
Oh, ears.
It's not eyebrows?
Ears. You don't think? Ears aren't on the face. Ears. Oh, no, I know. It's eyebrows. Oh, ears. Is it not eyebrows? Ears.
You don't think?
Ears aren't on the face.
Ears.
Ears are on the head, not the face.
Eyebrows.
No, chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin.
Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. Chin. I said cheeks. That was basically the not fat. So that counted for chin? Not fat.
I don't think that counted.
Yeah, no.
No, it didn't count.
No, it didn't.
No, it didn't.
All right, let's go, Kyle.
All right.
Name something specific that gets you...
That gets brushed.
That gets brushed.
Hair.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good job.
Teeth.
Great answer.
Great answer.
I didn't think about teeth.
I never brushed mine. Dog. Dog. Good job. Teeth. Great answer. Great answer. I didn't think about teeth. I never brushed mine.
Dog.
Dog.
Good job.
One, two, three, boys.
All right, Brandon.
Take it away.
Bring it home.
Come on.
We left you the easy one.
Come on.
I'm getting brushed.
Think of the floor.
No, not the floor.
What are you doing?
You're doing pencil.
Wait.
Oh, you said floor?
Okay.
That was my final answer're doing pencil. Wait. Oh, you said floor? Okay. That was my final answer?
A horse.
Yes.
Fuck yes.
Kyle, you got it.
I don't.
You were doing this.
What do you say for that?
I like that.
A picture?
A canvas?
It's not going to be it.
A picture.
Canvas.
A painting.
A painting.
Give him a lot of answers here.
And none of them are going to be right.
Let's see what it is then.
I think it's a coat.
I think it's a coat.
What kind of...
Cat.
See, this is...
Cats lick themselves.
It's also...
This is like...
There's some beta tendencies with this game that we don't vibe with.
There's a hundred people and probably like 5% of people are beta.
Cat owners?
No.
Uh-oh.
Pussies?
Intellectually.
All right, here we go.
Besides a toothbrush, name something people use to clean their teeth.
Floss?
Great answer.
Which is?
Always.
Mouthwash.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Thank you. Good answer. Thank you.
Good answer.
All right, Brandon.
Brandon, let's take us home.
Here we go, Brando.
Oh.
A toothpick.
Yeah.
You clean the shit out from...
No, that's a good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
All right.
Simple as that.
We crushed it.
Fuck you, JC.
Yeah, JC.
All right, here's where it really comes down to it.
All right, so am I picking up the first one?
Yes.
No.
Am I going in that order?
Oh, yeah, sure.
No, no, let's always do Owen.
Owen.
Name something a really lazy guy might teach his dog to fetch for him.
Oh, no.
Owen.
Of beer.
Owen.
What?
That's good.
It was right there.
Keys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I hope keys is the right...
They'd never try to bury...
Name a possession of yours they'd never try to...
Television.
I'm not doing funny answers because people will call me the R word.
Pirates love their booty.
B-O-T...
No, that's not right.
Well, you got it.
You said it.
It's fast, honey.
We asked 100 men, if you're looking for a new love, try getting rid of your old...
Oh, we had that one.
You don't remember.
You don't even remember.
Job.
It's a memory game.
Car.
Job.
Job car.
Name a word that rhymes...
I can't...
With honey.
Honey.
Five seconds.
Bunny.
Oh, my God.
Bunny's right there.
Money.
Money.
Fuck you. No, we didn't enter it. Fuck you. I said bunny over money. Oh, my God. Bunny's right there. Money. Money. Fuck you.
No, he didn't enter.
Get in.
Fuck you.
I said bunny over money.
Oh, beer.
Nice job.
Top answer.
Oh, fuck.
Damn it.
Jewelry.
Booty's going to be zero.
57.
Wow.
Oh.
Zero.
Love, lady hag.
Che, you got those stats?
Money.
Owen had a good game. Owen had a? Money. Owen had a good game.
Owen had a good game.
Owen had a good game.
God damn it.
All right, well, now I'm going to start focusing.
Yeah, now it's every man for themselves.
Yeah, fuck it.
Okay?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Well, you didn't say money.
Bunny was probably number two.
Funny?
What was the actual original word?
Money.
Honey.
Honey.
Honey.
Honey.
Sunny.
Guys, we got it. What was our high score yesterday? Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Sunny. Guys, we got it.
What was our high score yesterday?
Like 14-31.
I don't want to do this compete against each other.
Let's fucking beat that.
Yeah, let's get that.
Let's get her for school together.
Let's get focused.
We're the fucking young.
I would expect the statistically worst player to say that.
Fair.
All right.
Let's band together.
Who's up first?
Oh, I'm sitting real weird. Good thing the camera didn't cut to that. All right. Let's band together. Who's up first? I'm sitting real weird.
Good thing the camera didn't cut to that.
All right.
I just want to eat.
Just eat, then.
You can answer questions and eat.
Nah, I tried.
Yeah.
All right.
Who starts?
Brandon, you start?
I'll start.
Who's starting?
Adrian.
She looks just like that other bitch.
Yeah, she bodied us last time.
Oh, she knows cars.
All right, name something that might be on the rocks.
Can I just say a drink or do I have to say scotch?
I don't know.
Scotch.
No, you don't have to say scotch.
Bad answer.
Oh, bad answer.
Good answer.
Thank you.
Good answer.
Yeah!
Got it.
Oh.
You want me to go?
No, we're not doing this.
A relationship.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Those were my two answers.
Name something that might be on the rocks.
A beach. A beach.
A beach.
Good answer.
Well, it wouldn't be on.
The rocks would be the beach.
What about a lighthouse?
Oh, good answer.
Even if that's not on there, good answer.
Lighthouse.
Moss.
Moss. Shit. Moss. Boat, ship, moss. Lighthouse Moss Moss
Shit
Moss
Boat
Ship
Moss
What a moss pool
People will be talking about the moss pool
I hope people remember the moss pool
When this is all said and done
We're going to say like KB Mossed on this
That is this
You got moss
Alright I'm up
Name something in your house you have never cleaned under Your ball sack That is this. You got moss. Alright, I'm up.
Name something in your house you have never cleaned under.
Your ball sack.
Oh, fuck. Your refrigerator.
We should nail this, guys.
We don't clean.
Couch. Oh, wow.
Just do fridge.
Oh, boy.
That was...
Couch.
I mean, it's my fourth language.
All right.
Couch.
What language were you typing that in?
What?
Bed.
Yes.
Good answer.
Nice.
You guys got a lot of them.
What is this obvious one?
One's out there.
Is there an obvious one that you haven't cleaned under?
Shit.
Your fat rolls.
Countertop. Kitchen counter. Counter. Counter? Counter. How do you even't cleaned under? Shit. Countertop.
Kitchen counter.
Counter.
Counter?
Counter.
How do you even get under that?
I don't know.
There's usually built into the ground.
You have one of those fancy ones?
God damn it.
My stats.
Come on.
Go.
Go.
Your car.
I don't know.
Car?
No.
You've never.
No.
Nothing.
Porch.
Porch.
Porch.
I don't know.
You just said car.
I thought it was outside. Pausech. Porch. Porch. I don't know. You just said car. I thought it was outside.
Pause the game.
Television.
Clean under your car is far dumber than a dog chewing keys.
Wait, wait.
Counter.
No, it's not.
Car.
Yes, it is.
What did you say?
Porch.
Those are three of the worst streak of answers ever.
I dust under my counter all the time.
I got the highest points for that one.
Car was a bad answer.
Car.
When he went outside, I stayed outside.
What's the worst answer? Car was the worst answer. Car? When he went outside, I stayed outside. What's the worst answer?
Car was the worst answer.
You went outside, and then I stayed.
You got a display car like in the mall.
You move your car.
Ferris Bueller.
Friend's dad had one.
All right, fine.
Here we go.
We're back.
We're not.
We're not back.
We're okay.
Let's go, KB.
They are.
This is dissension.
All right, KB.
It's going to tear us apart.
The word that rhymes with guys at teeny.
Oh, fuck.
Weenie.
We've done this one?
Yeah.
I think you just missed on us.
Give me meanie.
Yeah, good answer.
I don't remember.
I don't remember any of them.
Yeah, it's more of a memory game.
Beanie.
Good answer.
That's for a repeat.
Beanie.
Guys, I really don't remember it. Well Well just think of a word that rhymes with teeny
Luckily
Because I said bikini
That wasn't right
The closest to multiple choice you ever get
I said zucchini
That wasn't right
Why don't you run through the alphabet
Teeny weeny
Genie
Genie
Yeah good answer
That was not running through
What order did you go with
Teeny weeny genie
Perfect round, guys.
We actually got the one we got yesterday.
Well, beanie was already up there, and A, you don't do, so I got all the way G.
Alpha, that would be teeny, beanie, feeny, genie.
All right, go on.
We're going for our perfect score.
Tell me an animal that starts with the letter H.
Horse.
Yes.
Good answer.
That's the best answer.
Give me a name for someone who has to know everybody's business.
Neat.
Brown.
Fuck.
Brown noser?
No, no, no, no.
You got it?
Come on, Nick.
You're fucking us all over now.
Brown noser.
Shit.
No.
I don't care.
It's okay.
Name a sport where the ball might be bigger than your head.
Come on.
Come on.
What is it?
Hockey.
No.
Bowling.
Yeah.
Good answer.
All right.
Hurry up.
Name something you'd be embarrassed to find has a hole in it.
Oh, God.
Your boat.
Your boat.
Oh, so embarrassing.
So embarrassing.
Tell me the age when a person falls in love the first time, 15.
Good answer.
You ran out of time.
That's my fault.
My big boat.
Good answer, Owen.
Give me one.
Zero.
Nosy.
Oh, no.
Close.
Five.
Oh, God.
Fucking basketball.
Damn.
This is it.
Oh, boy.
This is it.
This is a statement game, by the way.
Oh, man.
So I do need to say something to clear the air.
After the yak yesterday, I was walking past the private rooms,
and I heard the Family Feud theme song with Owen in the private room.
Owen, is this true?
Were you playing?
Yes.
I might have just showed my privilege, by the way, with that boat answer.
Yeah.
Because you're not mad.
You're not mad.
You're embarrassed.
Humiliated.
I mean, yeah, I'll just go to my other one, sure, but this is inconvenient.
I'm embarrassed.
What's the worst thing to get a flat tire on?
My 747.
Shit. It's47. Shit.
It's pants, man.
690 is almost an impossibly low score, including a repeat round.
Yeah.
A perfect repeat round.
That was pathetic.
We need something to raise the energy.
Where's Beeman?
Let's clown Beeman.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Is that Beeman?
Is there another game we should try?
Deal or no deal, I saw people requesting.
Deal or no deal.
Okay, let's try it.
Let's try deal or no deal.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Deal or no deal.
Yeah, let's try deal or no deal.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's play some games.
We're going to each just pick a suitcase.
Wait.
We're just giving up on feud?
Yeah.
Giving up on feud?
Okay, we are giving up on feud.
Is there an app or something?
No, but they didn't make a new rule.
Is there a different Family Feud that doesn't have repeat answers?
There's got to be a different one.
I mean, that one for the first two and a half hours you play.
Let's take it one by one.
Let's see what happens.
Okay.
We'll do another game.
All right.
All right, one more.
I'm going to have a fry.
Let's do Sudoku.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
Rest in peace to the founder.
What? He died? He passed a week or two fun. Rest in peace to the founder. What?
He died?
He passed a week or two ago.
Seriously?
Yeah.
What was his name?
Japanese.
I don't think you'd call him a founder, dude.
Japanese was his name.
It was a Japanese name.
That wasn't his name.
Give it a shot.
Yeah, you don't find it.
You invent it.
Give it a full shot.
Who's that guy?
It's Blake Griffin's brother.
Okay.
Is it actually?
Yeah.
If Blake gets in here, we'll have him come on Family Feud.
We're doing a card rip with him.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Well, we don't do Family Feud with more than five.
I thought we were doing Family Feud again.
What is this?
This is dealer, no deal.
This is confusing.
Yeah, how would we even keep up with this?
All right, you want Family Feud, right?
Yeah, yeah, Family Feud.
Should we compete
against Blake and his brother
I think we should
is that the other
the opposing family
the Griffin family
I think
against Juco
last time he was
his brother was here
and I asked
it was very uncomfortable
I was like
does it suck knowing like
oh no
your brother's like
way better
and you have the same genetics?
He's like, yeah.
Better at what?
Basketball.
Basketball.
He played for Oklahoma.
You knew that, though.
It's close enough to El Paso.
Until Blake gets here, Kyle, can you...
People trying to fact check me on El Paso saying, okay, yeah, it's a big city, but the metro area is very small.
It's smaller than most.
They're not accounting for Juarez.
Oh!
Wait, that's across the border, though.
It's like a trans-border agglomeration.
It's right across the river.
How easily is it to get across the border?
The Rio G?
Yeah.
Or the border?
Easy.
Easy.
So, you count Juarez.
If you do, there's like 2.5 million people there.
So combined.
But I don't.
Like 3.5 million.
Are there people that commute every day?
But I don't count Juarez.
I saw some Omaha truthers out there too.
Yeah, people were telling me Omaha, Omaha.
Like Peyton Manning?
Uh-uh.
The metro area might be.
And also, don't they have Creighton?
There's no metro area of Omaha.
Yeah, Creighton's not Power 5.
Basketball?
No real such thing as a Power 5 in basketball anyway.
All right, let's play favorite.
There's a Holocaust museum.
We just tried.
In Omaha?
In El Paso.
Oh.
And the Balloon Fest.
Have you done a digital tour?
Yeah. I've got to get it. Everyone's. Have you done a digital tour? Yeah.
I've got to get out.
Everyone's telling me you've got to get out there.
Is it a Holocaust museum?
You've got to get out to El Paso.
Why is there a Holocaust museum in El Paso?
Are you denying that it exists?
Big Cat doesn't believe in Holocaust museums.
Yeah.
He's a museum denier.
Okay.
Let's play.
Okay. We're embarrassing ourselves. Yeah. Let's a museum denier. Okay, let's play. Okay.
We're embarrassing ourselves.
Yeah, let's get our shit together.
All right, here we go.
Give us some easy competition.
Oh, no.
Colton Haley.
This guy looks like he's been playing all day.
Yeah.
These guys' eyes are tired from the feud.
Name something you find in a tank.
Guess.
Hatred for the Mets.
Yeah.
Soldier.
Good answer.
Fish.
Yeah.
Oh, good answer.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good answer.
Great answer.
Fish.
Oil.
Yeah.
A tank.
Yeah.
Oil.
Oil. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Oil. Yeah. A tank. Yeah. Oil. Oil.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Oil.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Oh, it's gas and oil.
Yes.
Tank.
Tank.
Tank.
Give me that tank of.
Give me that tank of.
Tank of.
Put that thing in the tank.
Oh.
Poop. Septic. Good answer. the tank. Poop.
Septic.
Good answer.
Yeah!
Wow, that was a
moss level pool.
You mossed it.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
I'm going to get you going, boys.
Who's first?
Me.
Nick.
What would the worst kind of bug to be crawl up your nose?
Cockroach.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Yeah.
Spider.
Spider.
Good answer.
Spider, spider, spider.
I'm in Dan Diorio.
Fuck. A. Spider, spider, spider. I'm in Dan Diorio. Ah, fuck.
Scorpion.
Oh, yes.
Not a bug at all.
Really?
Is it?
It's not?
I don't know if it is or not. Is it not?
I'm really bad at this game.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Fire ant.
Yeah.
Fire ant. Fire ant. Probably just ant this game. Fuck. Damn it. A fire ant. Yeah. Fire ant.
Fire ant.
Probably just ant, though.
Ant.
This game loves when you're specific.
Caterpillar, of course.
Yes.
Ah.
Those are cute.
Not a butterfly.
It turned into a butterfly.
Not a butterfly.
A caterpillar.
What about a bee?
A fucking bee.
That's not crawling.
That's flying.
What is it?
That's bullshit.
Yeah, but land on your face and then crawl. Wait, tick is. That's flying. That's bullshit. Yeah, but land on your face and then crawl.
Wait, tick is...
That's bullshit.
All right, we're not out of it.
We're not out of it.
We're still in...
Ticks also don't crawl.
They latch.
Thank you.
They crawl as well.
So I'm vindicated.
What about a leech?
Scorpion was a great answer.
Scorpion's not a bug.
Leech isn't a bug either.
Scorpion's not a bug.
Yeah, they're bugs.
Scorpions are bugs.
Scorpions aren't bugs. What do you think? It's a reptile? What about an iguana? Is that a bug? Yeah, I don't think a scorpion's a bug. Scorp Scorpions are bugs. Yeah, they're bugs. Scorpions are bugs. Scorpions aren't bugs.
What do you think?
It's a reptile?
What about an iguana? Is that a bug?
Yeah, I don't think a scorpion's a bug.
Scorpion's a bug.
What is a scorpion?
Can we get a fact check, please?
Scorpion a bug?
Scorpion's a bug.
Even the big ones?
You've been playing both sides of this motherfucker.
I don't know what a scorpion is.
God damn it.
Is a scorpion a bug, Steven?
Steven. It's like a lobster. Just give it to me straight. A lobster bug. scorpion a bug, Stephen? Stephen.
It's like a lobster.
Just give it to me straight.
A lobster bug.
It's a crustacean?
Is a scorpion a bug?
They're considered venomous invertebrates.
So they're not.
So no, they're not a bug.
Doesn't appear so.
Distant cousin of spiders.
That's a bug.
They're bug adjacent.
Okay, all right. They are under the class of ar. That's a bug. It's a bug. They're bug adjacent. Okay.
All right.
They are under the class of a wreck.
Oh, we're talking about...
Orcans telling us?
We can't trust Orcans.
Okay.
Here we go.
Fast Money starts with Brandon.
No.
We're not on Fast Money.
Oh, we are on Fast Money.
No, we're on round three.
No, we're on round three.
Round three starts with Brandon.
Fast Money always starts with you.
Oh, shit.
It's the rules of the game.
All right.
Focus up.
Name a place you wouldn't want to be stuck with someone who has a cold.
Elevator?
Yeah.
Good answer.
How about a car?
Good answer.
I just want to point out I've gotten all three.
Number one.
Well, you've gotten number one.
No, I'm first.
Come on. Come on, you've gotten number one. No, I'm first. Come on.
Come on.
Classroom.
Classroom.
Podcast studio would have been good.
Sorry.
Bed.
Bed.
Yes, bed.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was like, how do you get stuck in a bed with someone?
I guess work.
Well, work?
On your yacht.
We just throw them overboard.
You should start Privilege Family Beauty.
I don't know where you'd...
When the help has a cold.
Office, office.
Office.
Did we say work?
I said work.
Yeah, but go for it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
What could this be?
The 1% answers are worth more.
Airplane.
I think that's exactly where you should be stuck with them.
That's where you want to be stuck.
I hate this.
All right, here we go.
We're good.
We can still get our best ever.
Can we?
Yes.
All right.
Owen, you're first.
All ones.
All ones.
All ones.
Name something you'd expect to see in a psychiatrist's office.
Couch.
Great answer.
Good pull.
Name something the parents are always telling their children they're lucky to have.
Dinner.
Yes.
Parents.
Food, maybe.
Food, probably.
Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed.
Dog.
My wife.
Probably my kid. Your ghost. Give me a word that rhymes possessed? Dog. My wife. Probably my kid.
Your ghost.
Give me a word that rhymes with saloon.
Balloon.
Yeah.
Undeniably.
Feel good about that one.
Name an animal that starts with the letter E.
There's one.
Elephant.
Yeah.
I would have said eel.
If you would have said eel, I would have flipped.
I would have said eel.
We're going to crush this, boys.
I think we did it.
56.
Come on.
Don't fuck me with food.
Zero.
Zero.
What?
15.
Show me.
How are you feeling after that?
My stats are fucked.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Yeah.
Monster answer.
Monster answer.
Way to go.
Good win, boys.
What did we get?
What did we get?
Come on.
Show us over 14.
Give me 15.
Give us 15.
Come on.
Focus. Everyone focus. This is the time.
You know what? You are right.
This is the addictive
side of my personality.
I could play this game forever.
Just being like, alright, I'm going to do it.
Here we go.
15's our goal.
Owen,
can you try this time?
Yeah.
Okay,
thank you.
You've been really bad.
Owen's actually crushing.
Steve,
am I last?
I am.
Tabulating the numbers.
Give me one sec.
He's computerizing them.
Crunch that.
Owen,
can you try this time?
Remember when we made Steve...
How the fuck did he say keys?
We made Steve just crunch the data again and again and again,
and it ended up changing.
He's like, oh, I missed one.
So Owen is in the lead.
He's actually 2x Nick right now on average score.
He played the game for hours yesterday.
Probably knows every single possible response.
Last place is Nick by a pretty good margin.
Oh, wow, Nick.
You're terrible.
Easy boss.
Who's up first?
I am, I think.
It just shows that this game is just luck.
I won yesterday.
Today, it's just a...
You didn't win yesterday.
This is stupid.
This is all stupid.
Grandin.
Oh, yeah, let's get Grandin.
She can come in when I have to leave.
All right.
When are you leaving?
Whenever I have to do this card rip
Let's play some Family Feud
Yeah
Blake and his brother didn't come together
I don't think that's right at all
You're doing prices right
Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods You're doing prices right.
Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods.
How about a bear?
Great answer.
Yeah.
Kyle.
My privilege is... Fuck.
My privilege answer would be...
Rain.
Oh, great answer. My privilege answer would be Rain Oh great answer
My privileged answer would be
The people who paid general admission
And not the glamping rate
For Bonnaroo
Come on Owen
Come on Owen
You gotta avoid those fires
Yeah
Avoid the fires
Bugs
Bugs
Bugs
Ticks
Ticks
I've never been in the woods Spires. No. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Ticks. Ticks. Ticks.
Yeah.
I've never been in the woods.
Dying.
Dying.
Dying.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Die. Die.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
All right.
So bad start.
This is an article.
Well, we got 75.
Skunks and snakes.
Okay.
Should have known snakes.
Fuck. Just standing out in the thunders. Oh, have known snakes. Fuck.
Just standing out in the sun.
Oh, Colby crushed.
I don't like this Colby.
Yeah, if he does too well, he might leave us to go work at a startup.
Connecticut.
All right, go, KB.
KB.
AI.
Kyle, may I blame you?
Go ahead ahead KB
Help
Good answer
Kiss
Nice
Good answer
Date
Brandon
Damn it
Call
Oh fuck
That makes sense
Smell Yes Brandon? Damn it. Call. That makes sense.
Smell.
Yes. Good answer.
Yeah, it is. I smell people all the time.
You never ask.
I don't ask.
Call.
Well, that's up to us. Fuck.
Have.
That's Mary, folks? What the fuck? Have. That's Mary, right?
Oh, is it?
Who's saying, may I kiss you?
Hug.
Jesus, Kyle.
May I have you?
All right, we're still in the league.
You guys are trying to kiss and hug.
I'm trying to have.
I'm trying to have that.
Oh, and you're off.
Don't make me say.
Name something a hospital patient doesn't like seeing a nurse holding.
A gun.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
What?
A scalpel.
Yeah.
No chance.
Why?
Guys.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Come on.
A needle.
Yeah!
Well, you want the medicine.
Yeah.
Colby got that one as well.
A vaccine.
No, it's a popsicle stick.
Oh, fuck! It's a popsicle stick. Oh, fuck.
It's a popsicle stick.
Trying to choke me with that.
What is this?
Why did Colby lose?
Enema.
Enema.
Result.
Blood.
Whole pan.
Catheter.
Those were all single digits.
That was a top heavy round.
We still won.
We still won.
We beat Colby?
Yeah.
More on.
You guys suck.
I hate him.
I hate Colby.
Bad taste in music, too.
I despise Colby.
Doesn't really know much about music. I hate him. I hate Colby. Bad taste in music, too. I despise Colby. Doesn't really know much about music.
No.
Owen.
Name of a public place where you might see quarreling lovers make a scene.
Restaurant.
Great answer.
Good answer.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Zod is in it.
Here we go.
Name an Olympic event that has a judge.
Gymnastics.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Good answer. Thosenastics. Yeah. Good answer.
Good answer.
Those are not easy words.
At the Academy Awards in Asheville, she yelled,
someone stole my seat.
Seat. Seat.
Look.
It's a word, right?
It's look.
Name an occupation a woman might have that starts with a D.
Well, not that one.
Definitely not that one.
Daybesitter.
Durse.
What the fuck's a durse?
Deer leader.
Dibrarian.
A day at home dother.
In a public place.
What?
Oh, we lost.
Yeah.
What is it? Oh, we lost. Yeah. What is it?
Oh, doctor.
Shit.
No.
I forgot about doctor.
Who the fuck did they serve?
That's a trick question.
Yeah.
The doctor is the woman.
The doctor is the mother.
It's like the horse named Friday.
Yeah.
The horse is named Friday.
That's unbelievable.
Yeah.
This just doesn't count.
Brandon, you like that?
$5.50.
May I have you?
Hey, a quick question before I leave.
Polite enough to use the word
may, but yeah,
I want you.
May I have you?
I want that.
This is my last one, then I gotta go.
And then we're gonna play five to six more.
Yeah, well, you gotta get a fifth.
We gotta get a fifth.
Alright, here we go.
Let's play.
Who's up?
You?
Me.
Nick?
Yeah.
Sure.
Guys, let's finish with the best one.
Easy opponent, easy opponent.
Please.
Uh-oh.
Please.
His name is like what you do to a book.
Please read.
What is it, bad?
Doctor.
What? What? Name a musical instrument that? Read. What is bad? Doctor. What?
What?
Name a musical instrument that sounds like a person with diatuba.
Oh, good one.
Good answer.
Yeah.
So what else?
Go.
Come on.
Drum.
Fuck.
Trumpets.
Damn, he's gassy as fuck.
Yeah, that's a great answer. Trumpets Yeah that's a great answer
Trumpets
That's a very obvious answer
Yes
Horn
Horn
French horn
You can't just say horn can you
Trombone
Trombone great answer
I still can't believe doctor
I actually
His name a brass instrument
Yeah
It's fucking xylophone
It's gotta be xylophone
It's gotta be xylophone
A deer leader
A durse
A douse Oh fuck Oboe The number two is He's out of the phone. A deer leader. A durse.
A douse. Oh, fuck an oboe.
Oboe is high.
The number two is oboe.
I was leaving oboe for you guys.
What does an oboe sound like?
It's oboe.
I was leaving oboe for you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
It was nice of you.
All right.
Who's up?
Brandon.
Brandon.
Brandon.
Brandon.
Brandon still laughs about the woman profession.
Loves it.
Give me another word for desire.
Want.
W-A-N-T.
Right? Yeah. Want. W-A-N-T. Right?
Yeah.
Lust.
Good answer.
Thank you.
Street car.
Or yearn.
Yearn.
Yearn.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
No, no.
Hold on.
There we go.
What are you doing?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You get you a wing.
Owen.
Owen.
Owen, another word for desire?
Sorry.
What was that?
Need.
Yes.
Need, yeah.
How's that?
Strive?
Strive?
No, that's not.
No, that's not.
That's not.
That's not.
Okay.
I don't know, boys.
Pass.
Chat.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
Chat's saying have.
Okay, say it.
Why?
KB.
Why?
Passion?
No, pass.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
What could be three?
Crave?
Yeah.
Passion?
Passion?
I said it.
Damn it!
Count that on my record, Steven.
What did Frank just do?
He just came in.
We all very obviously said,
no, no, no, no, no, please no, Frank, no.
And then he said, okay, I'll leave.
This is you, Dan.
Oh, name something that has a face.
A person.
Good answer.
Okay, well, There's not many
more.
Animal?
God damn it.
Go ahead. Animal face.
Show me animal face.
I have a couple answers. I'm trying to think
which is less dumb.
How is person not number one?
Money.
Money has a face.
What?
Bills and coins.
Baseball has a face.
I was going to say brand.
Watch?
Oh, yeah. That's good.
A building.
Building.
Building.
A face, doesn't it?
I don't know.
Mountain? Mountain. A face, doesn't it? I don't know Mountain Nick cheated for me
It's a team game
A mountain face?
Isn't that a clip face?
You know the rap song
All My Friends Are Dead
Is about money?
What?
Oh yes, of course
Mask
More people said clock
This is agenda
I thought it was an old person who wrote that song
I thought it was a Louisiana night
Like all my friends are dead
Yeah
We have a very very close match going
Alright come on let's go
Here we go
I'm up
Name something that should never be left alone
A baby
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Can.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no.
Name a food that's deep fried.
Let's go chicken.
Good answer.
Brandon, your mind is on the wheels.
We surveyed 100 women.
Name something you can do better than your mother could.
Cook.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what?
That's awful.
Read is the answer.
Name a place where some people prefer to sit in the back.
A bus.
Oh, no.
That's a good answer.
Not my experience.
Name an animal that people use for transport.
A horse.
Yeah.
That's a great answer.
Horse is like your best bet.
Horse is like 50% of the answer.
Great answer, Owen.
Fucking clinic.
Oh, I thought...
There it is.
All right.
Two for two.
Fuck.
My bad.
My bad.
Yo!
Three for three.
No!
A movie.
What?
Aw.
Damn.
Oh, damn.
Wait, do we have a high score?
Do we have our high score?
I don't want to sit back.
Nobody wants to sit in the back of a bus.
What? Back of the bus is where the cool kids to sit in the back of a bus. What?
Back of the bus is where the cool kids sit.
Spark the whole movement.
Fuck.
People died.
Well, that was my fault.
Blake's not here yet.
I mean, he's not.
Come on.
Huge change in the standings.
Everyone's improved.
Everyone's averaging 60 or above.
Good.
Good.
High score, which is Owen, is averaging 79.
Brandon's in second with 77.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Owen gets to go first a lot, too.
He does.
Just saying.
No, you've gotten gone first more than anybody.
Yeah, that doesn't help him at all either.
All right, I got to go.
Oh, actually, because we're going to be on YouTube,
so I don't want to tell everyone to go. Fuck. All right. I got to go. Actually, because we're going to be on YouTube, so I don't want to tell everyone to go.
Fuck.
All right.
I got to go.
You have to go, too?
Yeah, we should just go.
All of us?
I don't know, because this thing's on YouTube.
How long are we going to have five?
It's like competing YouTubes.
What's up, Che?
And it's an advertising thing.
Oh, yeah.
So I guess maybe we just give the final standings.
All right, let's just...
We'll pick it up tomorrow.
We always have tomorrow.
Let's play tomorrow.
As long as there's only five of us.
Oh, we could play on Thursdays now, too.
Why?
Because Tank's out?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, he's not, though.
We have to do a Supreme Court.
We have to do the Supreme Court four weeks from now.
I've compiled evidence.
I have, too. Me, too. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow? Court. We have to do the Supreme Court four weeks from now. I've compiled evidence. I have too.
Me too.
All right.
We'll see everyone tomorrow.
Yep.
That was good.
That was great.
All right.
See everyone tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
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