The Yak - Big Cat Squashes A Long Time Beef | The Yak 3-15-22
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Hello.
Hey.
I'm trying to FaceTime Nick.
Hey, Nick.
We got a special guest in your seat today on the app.
Is this Riggsie? No way.
Oh, Riggsie boy.
Oh, my God.
Where the fuck are you, dude? Come on.
How are you?
Oh, man, I'm good.
Nice seat.
You look good in that seat.
Yeah.
Where are you? You, man, I'm good. Nice seat. You look good in that seat. Yeah. Where are you?
You're missing Riggs.
He came in the office.
It was like, honestly, it was like a POW that we all thought was dead came back.
We can't believe this guy's here.
It was like in Pearl Harbor.
What?
I'm in Scottsdale.
I went to go surprise Riggs.
Fuck! Bummer.
Two ships passing the night, pal.
What'd you say, Nick?
Can I talk to you man-to-man?
Yeah.
This is off air now.
Yeah, yeah.
Give Riggs my seat.
Give him my spot.
Well, he already took it.
Permanently.
Too late.
Nice try.
He and KB are doing a podcast later today.
We're going to green light it.
Yeah, yeah. Put him on the logo to green light it. Yeah, yeah.
Put him on the logo for me, too.
I can see.
Okay.
All right.
See you later, Nick.
That was a battle.
Yeah, no, he's frozen now, so he's gone.
Riggs.
That was the end of Nick.
What are you doing here?
I just want to come say hi.
I was trying to see Nick and KB, my boys.
Well, there's KB right there.
Hello, Sam.
This is a great moment.
I know he has a meeting in like two seconds, but it's like you have to sit in Nick's seat for a minute.
Have you ever met Nick?
Yeah.
Two years ago.
How long?
Oh, man.
This is before he stalked you?
Yes.
So this was love at first sight yeah nick was
he wasn't talking to anybody two years ago yeah i don't think who nick i don't think you met nick
too i don't know if you met i think he did it was in passing i would have met nick was nick was part
of the crew that when dave would tell me at 357 he's not doing radio at four we would go get a
couple people for barstool radio and nick was one of our go-tos that would jump in.
It was a lovely time, and then I moved away,
and I started getting made fun of on the internet,
so I just ignored it.
We're not on Sirius anymore.
I heard.
What was the latter part of that statement?
You get made fun of?
Hold on, I'll take a picture for a swipe up.
Oh, my God.
Wait, you get made fun of by these guys?
I don't know, because I just ignore it,
because they're above my... You do ignore don't i just i just ignore it because it's it's they're above my
you do ignore it i thought it was because you were above us and you have pink eye i just that
just resorted me to tears okay because you look like you have pink eye the smelling salts are
that doesn't look right you ran it back but yeah so it doesn't feel good this has been the first
time what in two years that you've been in the office.
I think this is my second day since COVID started, which was pretty much mid-March two
years ago because there was one time where I surprised the cousins and I was going to
be like, can I surprise the cousins again?
And people are like, we don't have a radio channel anymore.
You didn't hear.
So do you not like obviously you're wildly successful foreplay is killing it.
You're out there all the time. But like, do you keep up with any of the day-to-day stuff?
Yeah, I mean, I'll keep up with, no, I don't.
I mean, that must be a nice life.
It's great.
It's a really nice life.
You know, my theory is that I, you know, life's great, life's pretty good.
I'm in Scottsdale, and you guys have documented that incredibly well, so if something comes across my radar that's just above my sort of sense of humor, I just ignore it.
So the world that these guys are in with their anus, I just don't understand it.
So I just ignore it.
Otherwise, I'll just make a fool of myself because I don't know if they're mocking me.
I don't know if they're friends of mine.
I don't know.
Welcome to literally our everyday existence.
Yeah, so I just ignore it.
We never know. know wait so you
bought a house though in south carolina right north carolina piners and then but you're in
scottsdale well so like you're a snowbird yeah i'm a i'm a i became a snowbird at 34
what a life which is rare but great and scottsdale look the classic we're on the road
fucking from you know mid-march until mid-September or so.
Right.
So when I get those few months where we're not on the road all the time, I was like, well, can I hunker down in New York City?
No, I'm going to hunker down somewhere else.
So I went to Scottsdale.
Nobody really noticed.
And then just no one said anything.
So the summertime you're in North Carolina, wintertime you're in Scottsdale.
So next Super Bowl will be like the Riggs.
Nobody really noticed?
No.
I based my personality around your Scottsdale residence for at least three to seven weeks.
Which, again, I ignored, so I didn't notice.
We were well aware, yeah.
More.
That was also an accurate way of saying it.
Wait, so this will be like your
home super bowl like this is going to be a big deal because it's waste management as well waste
management this last year was my first time living in scottsdale waste management was
full-fledged and thinking that there's also going to be a super bowl at the same time
it's going to be it i might want to just leave scottsdale yeah we did it um what is six seven
years ago it was the famous j Jim Renner came over to our house
and was crushing beers.
He had a 12-pack, and someone came and was like,
what do you do?
He's like, I'm a golfer.
He's like, oh, just for fun?
He's like, no, I play.
He's like, when's the next time you play?
He's like, I have a tee time at 8.15 tomorrow.
And it was like he was playing in the waste management.
Almost like Waste Management Week in Scottsdale.
Almost feels like the week before finals in college where there's just no rules anywhere.
Like people are in bars and nice steakhouses with like their shirts off.
And it's like, yeah, it's just Waste Management Week.
And we're going to have our bar there.
Yeah, that's opening apparently this summer.
Yeah, it's going to be incredible.
I've seen the pictures.
It's like an insane bar.
How's the Chicago?
I haven't been to the Chicago bar yet.
We're going there for the Masters.
Oh, nice.
It's great. It's awesome. We're going to's the Chicago? I haven't been to the Chicago bar yet. We're going there for the Masters. Oh, nice. It's great.
It's awesome.
We're going to be there this weekend for March Madness.
So wait, so Masters, you're not going to Augusta at all?
Not going to Augusta.
You can't have a cell phone.
Kind of our whole job is a cell phone.
Max, so are you doing the whole time there?
Because I was hoping you'd do Hoboken.
I could come and watch with the boys.
I will, you know, no.
Okay, sure.
Sorry.
So I think we're going to do.
Yeah, I might fly to Chicago, but I don't want a live bet.
Like, and I also, yeah, I wanted a live bet.
Well, here's what I think we're going to do.
I think we're going to do Thursday, Friday in the office with the Chicago boys.
Love it.
Which is going to be great.
Love those guys.
That would be awesome.
Live bet, so maybe I'll come for that.
So you should come for that.
And then I think Saturday, Sunday, we're going to do a bunch of live stuff at River North.
Love it.
Love it.
So that's kind of a little peek into our master's's plan Max might win it Max is good at golf well he got
lucky because it was on a Monday right so he's not good on Sundays right he thought it was a
practice round that's why he was so good he uh we have our scramble video coming out with Max
tonight by the way yep 8 p.m eastern standard time fuck yes uh transparent showed up we had
like 100 fans out there it's quite the scene but max is the fucking man he is a relentless uh
chirper he's so funny like a very very good guy we also have a little teaser frank and i were just
talking there will be in the future i'm just gonna say it right now because I think we've said it before. There will be a PFT, Big Cat, and the Watt brothers
versus the four playboys scramble coming at some point.
And Jersey Jerry on our back.
J.J. Watt is, first of all,
obviously you guys started just chirping him forever about how nice.
He actually is the nicest human in the world.
Oh, he's become a friend of mine, yeah.
And those guys are the biggest golfers.
Every city that we're in, he, I mean, we've shown up to pro shops before
where he called in, took care of the tee time,
and had like a sleeve of balls like waiting for us.
The best.
So they're ready to go.
I know last time we played golf was at Shinnecock with you guys.
We had a little foreplay against part of my take,
and I think Frankie ended up winning the whole thing in Rock, Paper, Scissors battle.
Yeah, and you had your intern who farted, and then he quit like two days later.
Yeah, he was embarrassed.
Was that a fart?
Well, no.
I farted in Riggs' backswing, and then this guy who was the intern for like,
he had maybe been on foreplay for a week.
He thought it was like let it fly time, so he just started farting and they were like juicy wet farts.
And we're like, dude, what are you doing?
Floracy.
And then like.
He did a few.
And no joke, like three days later, he just left his laptop and left.
Did you guys reinforce him with chuckles or did you?
Oh, I was like, dude, that's too much.
Oh, come on.
Who is he?
I'll hire him.
It was like we laughed the first time, but he kept on farting.
We're like, yo, the joke's over.
He kind of was like, I thought this is what we were doing.
I thought we were just shitting our pants.
Who just has farts on deck like that?
It was almost like a you think you should leave sketch.
Yeah.
Like where a guy then just ends up shitting his pants like I thought that's what we were doing.
All right.
I have to go to this meeting.
All right.
Good to see you, Riggs.
What a great time this was.
Great time.
I'm glad I got to spend all this meeting. All right. Good to see you, Riggs. What a great time this was. I'm glad I got to spend all this time with you guys.
Fun story.
If you have five more minutes, a little back story that I think the audience would enjoy.
Why don't we tease it?
Yeah, maybe you're coming at the end.
These guys are looking for you.
Yeah, why don't we tease it?
What's his name?
Gary Player?
Yeah, it's Gary Player.
Is it really?
Oh, who is that?
Thank you, guys.
Bye.
Who is that guy?
Bye-bye.
Brandel Chambly.
No way. Oh, yeah. No, it's not. Hi. Is that actually him? Yeah. it really oh who is that thank you guys bye who's that guy bye-bye brandel chambly no way oh yeah
no it's not hi is that actually him i fucking hate that guy wait i'm gonna shake his hand but
they're making their way upstairs fast i'll wait till he comes back yeah i don't think you're
gonna make it block me on twitter he's a fucking bitch you're gonna shake his hand no i was gonna
fake shake his hand one of those i can't to fake shake his hand. One of those.
I can't believe that's him.
That would have been great.
Who is it?
Brandle Shambly.
That's a terrible name.
What does he do?
He just goes after Brooks, and I just defend Brooks.
Who's Gary Player?
You don't go after Brooks.
Gary Player is South African. You don't go after Brooks and expect a dope name.
Not to say anything.
That's a terrific name.
It would have been Freddie Gibbs' rap name.
What's up, guys?
Hey, man.
We should do...
Wait, Rowan's in where?
I don't know.
Rowan's in...
There you go.
There you go.
We should do the wheel, and if we get wet, then Riggs has to do it with us.
Just keep running the show.
Wet Riggs?
That seems like something he would just not do.
Soggy Sam?
What makes you think...
Soggy Sam.
What makes you think Riggsgy Sam? What makes you think
Riggs would be like
No
Alright should we do it?
Yeah just do the damn thing
I thought we weren't
We don't have enough people
We need one more
Oh that is
Well
I don't know
Whatever just spin it anyway
Spin the damn thing
We won't land on wet
See TJ
It seems like TJ
Is strategically doing it
So that it Oh my god
Hey
Lomo Saltado
Hell yes
Not even upset
How could you be upset about Lomo
Not
We should switch up the food every now and then
Boy that was close.
That was very close.
That would have really sucked.
Lomos sucked.
Does everyone want Lomos?
We could change the food.
What would you rather have?
No, I think you've got to go.
It's Lomos.
Now, but after we order these.
You're out on Lomos?
I'm not out on Lomos, but if y'all want to have some variety, it could be a food option.
Sounds like you're out on Lomos.
Yeah, we're out on Lomos. Always Lomos. And it would have some variety, it could be a food option. Sounds like we're out on Lomas. Yeah, we're out on Lomas.
Always Lomas.
And it would just be like, eat what you're going to eat for lunch.
Right.
By the way, this is how Sas got suspended.
Lomas Saltado statement.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
All right.
I'll order Lomas.
Does everyone in the booth want it?
I will be abstaining.
No.
Ha ha.
I will be abstaining.
Yes, Steven.
You fucking fuck. I mean, Sas, I'm sorry, but you said what youaining. I will be abstaining. Yes, Stephen. You fucking fuck.
I mean, Sass, I'm sorry, but you said what you said.
I know.
Was I too mean to Stephen yesterday?
No.
No, not at all.
Okay, good.
Oh, actually, you shouldn't wish that I should die or get divorced.
Well, that's true.
Wishing for a divorce is kind of funny.
I think both are funny.
I don't think either of those are too funny.
Nobody wishes for a divorce.
I hope your marriage gets ruined.
That's hilarious.
It'd be terrible.
Yeah, no, that's funny.
Also, Big Cat saying that means nothing.
Right, correct.
Just because he says that doesn't mean that your marriage has to get ruined.
But now you gave him this excuse if it does.
Yeah, it would be a real shame if it did.
No, well, now if my wife sees any content, she's going to be pissed at you.
I'll carry that.
I'm okay with this.
I'm a strong enough man.
For the record, I didn't think I went too far.
I just was more of like a check-in.
Steve and I hadn't talked since I wished death and divorce.
You didn't cross the line, but you got to the line and just kept getting to the line.
Right.
Tap danced on the line.
What would have been crossing the line?
Actually killing him?
Actually getting him divorced?
Must be a pretty thick line.
It just sucked Steven off, and then he had to get divorced.
Yeah.
Or if you wish for an annulment, something that said your marriage was never even real.
Oh, it never even happened?
Oh, damn.
That would have been too far.
Sounds like less paperwork.
No, I think it's just about the same.
Wouldn't you just rip up the marriage certificate,
and then it's like, call it a day?
It's like Michael Scott bankruptcy?
Does TJ and Zah want some?
Yes, please.
Zah said no.
Okay.
I'm going to order five or six Lomos.
That would be nice.
Five.
You don't want one?
Me?
Don't get one for me.
It wasn't me.
That was actually.
I'll just pick at somebody.
We'll get one that you and I can pick at.
Boys will gather.
We'll probably do some picking.
I'm eating the shit out of mine.
Wait.
Zod doesn't want one.
Let's just go one.
Guys, we can't opt out of the wet wheel.
We can't opt out of the Lomos.
I'm ordering it.
I'm ordering the Lomos.
I'm ordering the Lomos.
Zass barely even touched his Lomos.
What the fuck?
Guy takes everything for granted.
The cat got him Lomos from the wheel.
Jesus.
I'd lick that fucking plate.
I did text Phil today if you want to.
I didn't answer, but if you want to call and try to get your naming rights to the smoking lounge, it's always an option for you.
Oh, sounds like Phil.
I texted him.
He didn't answer me back.
Hmm.
So Phil's kind of changing his tune once.
I don't know what his tune's going to be.
Numbers got tossed around.
What's up, everyone?
Numbers game.
What are you guys doing?
Good.
You guys want to do a bracket on the wheel?
Oh, yeah.
That would work.
I was thinking about it one of two ways.
One, we could just do advance all the top seeds and then do it from there,
or we could do each region and essentially just spin the wheel.
Who's going to?
Yeah, like the teams that get picked, we advance those.
Like high seed, low seed?
No, you put every team from a region in, you spin it.
If that team comes up, they advance.
Okay, so we'll have 16 teams on the wheel.
Right.
And then we just go until half of them are gone.
Maybe something in the corner.
We don't even have
to make it a focal point of the show it can just run i think what we all yeah but when you when
you when you when you land on one you have to take the corresponding team out correct okay
tj do you think you can handle this i think the audience just needs one to four teams to bet on
based on the wheel yeah no i i think we should have an official yak bracket that we then let people use yeah
pools okay so maybe we do do the thing where we just advance one through four to the second round
so that it's actually a bracket that could potentially win so one through all the one
i don't know because i think some fords well no no no one through fort what does the chat want they want us to fuck off the chat chat wants rigs back the chat's got my
career ending because i'm going to mississippi for a month so fuck them well it's more than a month
it's not more than a month i'm going to mississippi for a month this year i'm moving my family down
there people are speculating that you won't stay true to your word.
When does that ever happen?
I am Mr.
Stay true to my word.
If I think for anything,
you said you were going to quit wrestling. Come back more often.
Yeah, that's a good point. You did say you were going to quit wrestling.
Well, then it took off.
And then you fired it up to the next level.
And it took off. I was just teasing it a little bit.
30,000 followers, by the it a little bit. 30,000
followers, by the way. Doing good.
30,000 subscribers, excuse me,
for YouTube. You guys have got some big
interviews. We have, Sass.
Thank you very much. Is there one that's
like 500k views?
MJF is at 300k.
Not quite 500.
Well, not that
big of a start yet. Ours 20 how will you remember scott hall
brandon i was one of the greats i love scott hall scott hall's incredible was he ever a world
champion was intercontinental he is he is viewed as the the top guy one of the top guys to never
win the world title a world title him mr perfect, DiBiase. Those three.
Dude, Razor Ramon's vignettes were the best when he would just... Do Scarface?
Yeah.
And the legend is that Vince McMahon had never seen Scarface.
Right.
And he thought it was a brand new character.
Which is incredible.
Didn't they do a movie about that?
The guy who had all the Beatles songs?
Yeah, called Yesterday.
That movie sucks.
No.
It is?
That movie is ass.
Did you do Scott Hall dancing crabs?
No.
Why?
I didn't know I was supposed to.
Well, he died.
He died?
Yeah.
So Scott Hall is Razor Ramon.
People love dancing crabs.
Can we stop calling him the lamest name in the world
and start calling him by his alter ego,
which is the coolest name in the world?
What about his vignettes?
Can we play his vignettes?
Actually, Roth had a nice bar about it. Dancing crabs for his vignettes? Can we play his vignettes? Asher Roth had a nice car about it.
Dancing Crabs for Scott Hall.
What?
WWE.
Make one for the act?
Oh, WWE doesn't do it.
So Razor Ramon for Sass, people who don't watch wrestling.
Yeah, he basically took Tony Montagna from Scarface.
That was his character.
And Vince McMahon had never seen Scarface,
so he's like, this is genius.
He's like, this guy is incredible.
But he was incredible.
One of the best.
Can we play that Stephen Che gif?
Oh, that was awesome.
Oh, that's my tribute to Scott Hall.
I watched that like a hundred times.
He did it very well too.
Oh yeah.
Wasn't my first time.
Alright, relax.
Chico. Chico. Oh, yeah. It wasn't my first time. All right, relax. Shit.
Chico.
Chico.
Oh.
I mean, it's pretty fucking good.
Oh, that's awesome?
It is.
That was fun, the live trivia in LA.
Good to get back out there.
We actually have a big one.
Has Jeff announced it?
He's not announced the teams.
He's announced that they're doing one in Chicago.
Yeah.
He did it on the show with Chicago and Kirk, I think.
We're doing a big venue.
It's going to be sick.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Yeah.
It's big.
I'm not going.
Are you salty about that? A little bit. It's my show. It's big. I'm not going. Are you salty about that?
A little bit.
It's my show.
I'm not going.
It's your show?
It's my show.
Jesus Christ.
How many shows do you have these days?
From Maniac.
Eight.
When I first started, I remember you had like 15.
Like eight.
Yikes.
I got the Yak.
That's my show.
I got Pick Central.
I got Brandon Walker College Football Show.
I got the College Football Show.
I got Unnecessary. Yeah. I got the College Football Show.
I got Unnecessary. Yeah, about eight.
Wrestling. Rundown.
When I'm on there, that's my show. Main character of the Rundown.
Dual scenes.
Various TikToks.
Pen earnings reports.
Oh, yeah.
What else are you the main character of?
That's probably about it. Yeah, it's probably 12. Oh, that. What else are you the main character of? That's probably about it.
Yeah.
It's probably 12.
Yeah.
12.
Oh, that's going to change.
Yep.
When you're back in Mississippi.
I don't think so.
You could do, like, everything but this.
Correct.
You should film your own segments for stool scenes where it's just, like, you taking care
of your family.
And we'll throw that in.
You're milking a cow.
Yeah.
I milk a cow. You feeding your kids. And we'll throw that in. You're milking a cow. Yeah. I milk a cow.
You feeding your kids.
Yeah.
I go alligator hunting.
Send Rudy down one day out of the week.
You commit hate crimes.
I've already got a video of that.
How long would it take Rudy to sleep with every woman in Starkville?
Oh, good question.
A year.
At least a year or two.
Years.
You think so?
How many women are there? 300. 365 days in a year. At least a year or two. Three years. Years. You think so? How many women are there?
300?
365 days in a year.
There's a lot more than that.
Okay.
I mean, if you take away the college girls.
Oh, no.
You can't take away the college girls.
That's the girls.
You have no other girls.
There's no townie girls?
No, you're not going to want to.
Oh, those aren't women of Starkville.
Exactly.
Rudy, it would be a struggle to physically fuck some of the townies.
Starkville.
No, I wouldn't recommend Rudy do the townie tour.
I would recommend...
He posed a hypothetical.
Yeah, I suppose.
You're supposed to answer it.
I don't think he would...
I don't think he could in his lifetime.
Yeah, it would be rough.
It wouldn't be an enjoyable experience. How many people live in
Starkville? 25,000.
Oh, wow.
That's it? That's nothing.
It's a small town. You'd work through that in no time.
It's a small, wonderful town.
What's considered a small town?
Anything under
30? Makes sense.
Considered a large town.
Anything over 100?
Yeah, I think so.
Mid-size would be 30 to 100.
Dude, you know what really freaks me out is those super cities.
Like Mexico City, is that not a super city?
You know, KB, what I'm talking about.
I know a lot of Chinese cities are just... Right.
They don't have room, so they're just building up.
What is technically a super city, Zai?
It's something like over 15 million people or something,
and you look at pictures of it, and it scares you.
Yeah.
What's New York, 8 million?
A lot of Chinese cities and some Indian cities.
They don't have room, so everyone's living in the same buildings.
Right.
Those super cities, man.
Some wild shit.
This is a good episode. This is a great episode. those super cities man some wild shit and then fuck yeah
this is a good episode
this is a great episode
what are we gonna do
I like it
I thought we were
just waiting for those
I thought we were
doing a wheel bracket
Nigeria's on pace
to have more people
than the US
really
in our lifetime
dude those makeshift
skyscrapers out of
like
car doors
are insane
what
yeah
that shit's scary the skyscrapers that of car doors are insane. What? Yeah. That shit's scary.
The skyscrapers
that just sway in the wind.
Can't say I've seen those.
I think all skyscrapers sway in the wind, don't they?
Yeah, but there's some big boys.
Some big ass boys?
Have you looked into
Billionaire's Row at all? No.
At Epstein's Island?
No, the massive skyscrapers. There's like four or five that overlook Central Park. No. There's those. At Epstein's Island? No, the like massive skyscrapers.
There's like four or five that overlook Central Park.
Yeah.
Oh my God, those are so ugly.
They're all just fully empty.
Really?
Yeah.
People like buy and sell them like they're stocks, these apartments.
Yeah.
Well, it's like it's a lot of foreign money I would assume.
Atari oil tycoons.
Russians.
Russians.
We'll build them up.
You know those like super skinny ones?
Yeah. The two really skinny ones
that look over Central Park?
Yeah.
Empty?
Yeah, they're like billion dollar real estate property.
And they're ugly as fuck.
I like the look.
Of the skinny ones?
Yeah.
You like two towers.
You like the look of the building
or the look if you were in that?
I think I like just like a variety.
Yeah.
Variety of architecture.
Different architecture.
All right.
Well, let's just use some Stephen Chay stuff.
He didn't.
What was your least favorite chore growing up?
That's a good one.
Talk about Lamar Jackson's.
Oh, yeah.
My buddy pregnant.
What did he say?
By the buddy pregnant?
It was like the screenshot of the apple
The new emojis
And it had
Pregnant
A pregnant man
And he was like
Why the buddy pregnant?
How he quote tweeted it
And he got
I don't think he knew
That that was even remote
I think he was just asking
He was genuinely curious
What the fuck is this?
Right
Why the buddy pregnant
What was the answer?
The answer is
that trans men can get pregnant.
I wouldn't.
Don't even comment on that.
Don't even comment.
Big Cat, explain that to me like I'm five.
Yeah, no, you're right.
I have questions, but I'm not going to
ask them.
I assume that's like you just had a great meal.
Go to the guy next to the biting lips.
See, yeah, you should say, like, he kind of got some shit.
Just threw in this random.
You should say that.
Why the buddy fat?
Why the buddy don't do ab workouts?
Yeah, that looks like me.
That looks like the gif of me patting my stomach.
Yeah, it does.
That's exactly what that is.
They put a Wisconsin sweatshirt on.
Maybe it's not.
Why is the buddy pregnant or not?
Oh, yeah, true.
Is the buddy expecting?
You never ask a man or woman if they're expecting.
I love just saying the buddy is so funny.
Yeah.
Why the buddy pregnant? Like it's one funny. Yeah. By the buddy pregnant.
Like it's one of his friends.
By the buddy pregnant.
So is he getting in trouble for this?
I guarantee you it was more of like everyone was like,
you're going to get canceled.
But there was like a minimum number of people who actually cared.
Oh, that's my favorite.
Keep going down whenever they use the Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
Oh, that's my favorite. Keep going down. Whenever they use the Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Oh, man.
I guarantee you he just tweeted that, didn't think anything of it,
and just closed Twitter and hasn't opened it up since then.
Yeah.
He has no idea what happened.
You see that, you're like, what's going on here?
He probably saw this like, no, what's this?
I got to fucking do this.
Fire off.
Go back to being an NFL quarterback.
TJ, do you have the bracket set?
Yeah, I have every team in the wheel, so however you want to do it,
and then we can fill out a bracket.
We could either fill it out that way, or we could just fill it out ourselves
and go based on little facts and maybe kb's knowledge of different college towns
oh yeah yeah whatever you guys want to do we just go gut want to just go gut yeah we'll splice the
wheel in if we need to yeah little facts okay yeah let's do a bracket let's do a bracket reveal
on the yak you have anything to say about kins, Georgia State? Georgia State and downtown Atlanta.
Brandon, you're a big Georgia State guy.
Huge Georgia State.
Love the Panthers.
It's your team.
This?
I'm going to advance Gonzaga, although I would like to say that Mark Few,
can you pull up Mark Few's DUI arrest?
He just has way too many dogs in his car at one time, big dogs too.
And that's when he got a dui when he had all the dogs
with him yeah it was very it's it's like very funny not funny dui but very funny the beginning
of the video when he's getting pulled over and there's just dogs what a dream i think he was
just trying to like cover up the whiskey on his breath wait go to the TMZ one, I think.
Go back.
Yeah, go to the TMZ one. Here we go.
I was watching this earlier because Mark Few gets a real nice pass.
People just love him.
I actually, I don't even remember this.
Yeah.
Look at this.
There's a dog.
And it's like, wait.
Wait, fuck.
There's another dog.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Those are big dogs.
He tried to say that he was swerving because he was fighting with his dogs.
Those are big fucking dogs.
He probably is drunk, but he might have been swerving because of that big ass his dogs. Those are big fucking dogs. He probably is drunk, but
he might have been swerving because of that big ass dog.
Yeah, I would believe that.
Those are big ass dogs just sitting
in the car.
It's just a very funny visual to be like,
your DUI arrest is your two dogs.
That guy with his head out the sunroof.
Also, those dogs are like,
they're kind of police canine dogs yeah they should have some
hookups here yeah do you think they were yeah they were like yo guys we got this we're yeah
fine i know you guys he's cool where are you coming from today
he also tried to say that he has he can't do the walking thing because he's
has has sprained his ankle in the past.
That was a very funny twist.
If you ever sprain your ankle, refuse to do a sobriety test.
That's it.
That was all.
That was a fun fact from Gonzaga.
Memphis, Boise State.
Memphis, Boise State. Memphis, Boise State.
Memphis, you can get good barbecue.
Two vastly different towns.
Boise.
You want to go Boise?
Didn't you say Memphis was your favorite?
Yeah, you said Memphis was sneaky legendary.
I did say that, but I'm going Boise now.
Boise sounds beautiful, but I never...
You're sleeping on your own sleeper?
That's your sleeper?
We didn't end up taking Memphis.
That's a true sleeper.
He's doing what he says they are.
All right.
Boise, I guess.
You converse New Mexico State.
They said they were sneaky dangerous,
but sometimes you need a team that's actually dangerous,
not sneaky dangerous.
Where's New Mexico State?
La Crochette.
Look at that.
See, this is why I want to do this.
I just want to ask them where every town is.
What are they?
Aztecs?
Aggies?
Aggies?
Aggies, right.
I think they're the Aggies.
There's no way they'll win.
New Mexico's the Lobos.
New Mexico State's the Aggies.
You don't think they'll win?
They're not going to win.
They don't win.
They can't beat UConn?
UConn it is.
How's that?
Who's the chalk so far?
I know.
The kid that freaked out out was it the mac and
cheese oh yeah let's watch that video what is this is why the bracket's good it's just pretty
much a bracket of memories let's watch the yukon mac and cheese guy all-time video yes this is our
bracket of memories arkansas vermont all right i got i, Vermont Alright, I got something on this
Big Trouble Ben Bishop played basketball
at Vermont
He told me the other day
at Vermont
Sounds fire.
It does.
No masks in sight. What's the problem here?
What?
Did he walk in with a beer?
Is that what he said?
I think he was drunk.
I can't remember.
Yeah, I think he walked in with a beer.
Fast forward.
He caught. Yeah, I think he walked in with a beer. Fast forward, it got...
Oh, he's laughing.
Every college kid has that long keychain.
Yes.
Lanyard.
It's a long keychain.
He just made a big deal about wanting big mac and cheese.
How do you film a video with this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, here we go.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
And then the lady.
Oh, hell yeah.
They're fucking him up.
And Paul Nelson.
Paul Nelson's ass.
Yeah.
It's all over mac and cheese, folks.
Anytime, like, anyone in a little bit of authority can act like a cop,
just immediately like,
keep your hands to your soles.
Stay down.
Holy shit.
They're doing this cop maneuver
better than cops do. Yeah, they're not bad.
Did he get spit in his mouth?
Did they just work at O'Charlie's?
How are they good?
Actually, he has a gun.
Dudes from Boston protesting with,
I can't breathe.
You were suffocating him.
I was just laying there.
Oh.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, this is where it sets in.
Oh, this is where it sets in. Let me get my shoes.
Oh, man.
Yes.
This is awesome.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, looser.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go looser.
Go looser.
Go looser.
All right, so UConn's advancing for that.
Yeah.
All right, so you won Vermont because of Big Trouble Ben Bishop?
He told me to bet them Sunday.
I didn't.
They won by 40, and now I believe in them.
By 40?
All right, Vermont.
What about Alabama Rutgers?
Well, Notre Dame's going to beat Rutgers.
I don't think so.
Should we wheel for it?
Yeah, okay, let's wheel for it.
Wait, a three-way wheel?
A three-way wheel.
Who gets to advance?
How are you feeling, TJ?
Well, Rico's Big Alabama.
I don't think Alabama should advance here.
Oh, we'll three-way wheel for that one.
Texas Tech, Montana State.
Where's Montana State?
Bozeman?
Bozeman. Is it Bozeman? I think it is Bozeman. Feels like Bo bozeman i flew into the bozeman airport once bozeman's beautiful it's all the way out west right and then the western tip
is a huge huge wheel for tj go ahead tj this is elimination i don't like these colors
it's the colors of the teams i understand that that, Sass. Thank you very much.
Oh, TJ rigged the wheel.
Let's go.
All right, Rutgers going to the second round.
It's huge.
I'll go Texas Tech.
What, are you just doing your own thing now?
Oh, I mean, unless anyone has anything.
We can't.
I don't know what you're reading.
I don't know what's going on.
Can we get some more brackets?
Can we print some brackets out, Steven?
That's a good point.
Brandon?
Sorry, that's a good point.
This one's already been filled out.
I was like, brackets.
The wrestling tournament has 10 different ones.
Steven will get more brackets.
You're right.
That was bad by me.
We can do the bracket of memories.
I'll take one.
Look at that.
That's a great bracket right now, guys.
Rutgers going all the way to the second round.
Go for it, TJ.
Now, we got away from our town thing.
Like, Piscataway is not a great town, right?
They got Jersey Mike's.
New Brunswick.
Or whatever.
Same thing.
I was born there.
In New Brunswick?
Yeah.
That's not true.
New Brunny?
Mm-hmm.
At RWJ?
If you said the name of the hospital, I would know it.
Robert Wood Johnson?
No, it was like a joke.
What was that funny for?
I think the name had two dicks in it.
Robert Wood Johnson?
Oh.
Is that it?
No, that wasn't why he was laughing.
What was he laughing about?
That's a good discovery.
Why are you laughing?
I was just laughing because TJ said RWJ, which is the name of the hospital.
And he said, if you said the name of the hospital, I could do it.
And he said Robert Wood Johnson.
So he said what he asked him to do.
Out of order.
TJ said the name first.
It's not funny.
We are struggling today
Oh yeah today's a struggle
Oh man
Look at Riggs
Just counting the minutes
This is a throwback
What in the fuck is going on
Yeah it's struggling
Riggs cursed us
Yeah maybe ditch the
Let's turn off the cameras
And start filming this with our phones
Riggs crossed us off
He came back he was like
Feels different
But a lot of things feel the same.
And then just started swirling
in the middle of the room.
Ronan and Nick are big time glue guys.
Oh yeah, big time.
Fuck.
When are they coming back? Hopefully soon.
Hopefully in the next ten minutes.
We only have one more yak
this week.
Oh man. We only have one more yak this week. We only have one more yak this week.
Oh, man.
Are we bailing out on the bracket idea?
Yeah.
Yeah, that wasn't.
I don't think that was going anywhere.
It's moving.
We got Mark Fuse DUI video. It's moving slow.
We got mac and cheese.
Those are good videos.
Let's run mac and cheese back again.
I'd like people to talk less about Loyola Chicago.
Okay, just in general?
Mr. Gene? Let's do Dancing Crabs.
I'm not confident in Providence.
Let's fill out an NIT bracket.
Yeah. You want to do a wrestling
bracket?
There's 10 of them.
What does that mean? 10 brackets?
There's 10 regions. There's 10 weight
classes. Oh, jeez.
Did you podium in Florida in 2010?
33 in Florida?
Yeah, somebody said that.
I was a gold medalist at Disney Duels.
What?
Oh, wow.
That's a sick name.
You have like a gold medal with Mickey on it?
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah. 100. Yes. Yeah.
100% yes.
I got fourth at Flow Nationals, which is in Ohio.
Shout out Flow.
That might have been what I was. They get emails all the time.
Yeah, they're aggressive.
But that's okay.
I let them.
Sometimes you got to let emails just happen.
I'm not going to unsubscribe from Flow Sports.
That takes too long.
Yeah.
It does feel good, though.
That's a great experience.
I don't think I've ever unsubscribed to an email.
When you get to a point where you just have so many spam emails, you just get thrown.
Zillow fucks you.
Zillow is the fucking worst.
I wake up and I check my email and I'll have like 75 new emails from Zillow. They'll text you
and just alert all your houses?
Yeah. If you're ever looking
and Zillow knows that you're looking, they're gonna fucking
destroy you.
Do you guys mind that everyone knows
what you want to see?
Huh? Again?
Like when your Instagram ads are exactly
what you're talking about
or in the mood for and
you're like, oh, this is weird.
I feel like you can predict what I want to see, though.
I don't really.
Like, you mean like.
Wrestling and titties.
Companies.
Yeah.
No, I don't really care that much.
It's so, we're so far gone.
Yeah, that's the thing.
They know everything at this point.
It's like people who don't do the, I think PFT doesn't do facial recognition for unlocking
his iPhone.
Yeah, really?
It's like, I don't want him to have my face.
Like, they have everything. They have his face.
Literally everything. And it makes it so easy.
So easy. He also has like a million
followers. Right, it's
They got his face a long time ago.
Everywhere. Like, doing clear when people are like,
I don't want them to have every, all my, like,
what are you talking about? They have everything. Yeah, you have
clear, right? Yeah. I was thinking about signing up
for that. It's eye recognition.
So you look into it and your face pops.
That's super weird.
Guess what?
I never wait in line at an airport.
That's way better.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
It could frame you like a Jason Bourne situation.
Yeah.
It could frame you for everything.
I never saw those movies, but I'm pretty sure that's what happens.
It's also bizarre to think that these people think that their
information is worth anything correct god i don't want them to have one over on me i get there's
definitely like reason like there's probably shit that we're not like aware of that it's probably
like bad that they have all of our information we're all going down together yeah i know i get
work i don't get people who devote time every day to like the the government's
gonna get me right you'll you'll die of cancer heart disease or a car accident and that's it
like worry about that this is the big three it is yeah kids are worried about that instead of
the government just let whatever is gonna happen to everybody happen to you. And enjoy yourself in the meantime.
I had a kid that I grew up with who had the band-aid over his camera at all times.
Rob is...
Oh, sorry, shit.
Like burner phones and shit.
All right.
Just a normal ass kid.
He used to do that.
He was a normal kid.
He didn't do anything weird that made him feel the need to do that.
I think it's like an attention thing.
If you put a bandaid over your camera
on your laptop,
you're just saying
I jerk off way too much.
Way too much.
Yeah, have you ever seen
the Snowden movie?
Way too much.
No.
Oh, you haven't?
No.
That movie kind of freaks me out
with the phone stuff,
but at a certain point also,
it's like I don't care
what someone in the government
sees me doing.
What happened in that?
They just tracked them?
Just like they can see, they can look through your camera at all times.
Oh, yeah.
Even if the phone's not on, like shit like that.
And they were doing it.
Snowden hasn't been outside in like years, right?
He's just stuck in an embassy?
No, he's in Russia, I think, right?
I think he's in, there's a good place.
Here we go, Jerry's here.
I think Russia.
Jerry kind of break it up a little.
Right, and to like sell him back to the U.S. a while back.
What?
No, you might have to get wet.
We're struggling.
He is in the Ecuadorian embassy in Moscow.
There it is.
Okay, so we're kind of both right.
I also have a bracket solution.
Russia, yeah.
We're literally both right.
I have a bracket solution, by the way, if we need it.
Yes.
So somebody sent me this on Twitter yesterday.
This is a, it spins the entire bracket.
Oh, shit.
Yes, TJ.
Starting with the play.
What?
So every single game gets spun on a wheel?
The entire bracket gets decided.
At once.
Not at once.
It does it.
It staggers it.
Oh, let's do it because it also is weighted based on how good the team is.
Yeah.
Oh, this is awesome.
There we go.
We're back, boys.
Way to go, Jerry.
Sasco did this.
I did.
All right, so wait.
What are you going to spin?
Spin?
Just hit start.
Okay, go.
Oh, this is cool.
This is fucking cool.
First four? Yeah. Okay, go. Oh, this is cool. This is fucking cool.
First four?
Yeah.
Oh, that's bad.
Rutgers lost.
Oh, this is very cool.
Oh, wow.
This is very cool.
This is the official Yak bracket, right?
Yeah, this is going to be the official Yak bracket.
Wait, let's take in what just happened.
Who won?
Wisconsin won, yes.
Looks like no major upsets all the one seeds go all right wisconsin to the next round wait hold on let's pause let's see this tech against let's
take this in murray state big upset iowa lost iowa lost indiego state beat kansas duke lost
duke lost indigo all right what do we have? Hold on, hold on.
We have Baylor.
Murray.
There's no pausing?
There's no pausing.
There's no pausing.
What the fuck do you mean there's no pausing?
Colorado State.
Huge upset.
Wait, Wisconsin got all the way to the Sweet 16.
Or no, the Elite Eight.
This is the Final Four?
Colorado State, Texas Tech, Murray State, and San Diego State.
It's horrible.
It's going to be awesome.
This is the worst bracket ever.
Colorado State and Murray State. Murray State. Racers. It's horrible. This is the worst bracket ever.
Colorado State and Murray State.
Murray State.
Racers.
You've got to spin this again.
That was a test run.
Murray State.
Colorado State, national champions.
All right, let's do it again.
I like it.
I'll take those odds.
Yeah, might as well bet them.
Hey, Kev, we could play each other for a Final Four appearance.
We could.
I think both our teams stink.
Yeah.
So I don't think that's going to happen. That could be the return of basketball on the show.
You guys play to determine who goes through.
Oh.
We should have played some hoops.
We still haven't done that.
We should have hooped.
Just leave now and go take spy cam.
We should have hooped with the people.
Jerry, how are you feeling today?
You guys are being too casual about the hooping.
I missed it, and I've had FOMO since.
And you guys are like, oh, one day we'll play.
I missed it, too.
I would like to play.
I would like to play.
I actually play.
What do you mean you missed it?
You weren't there?
Oh, yeah, you were doing there.
Oh.
What was I doing, Sass?
What was I doing?
You were afraid of the sun.
No, he was afraid of the sun.
The fucking sun.
And then scheduled some shoot where he had to pretend to be an employee at a hotel.
Yeah, that was on me.
You're right.
That was on me.
My bad.
It was.
I can't be in the sun.
What's up, Jerry?
Not much.
Yeah?
What is this diet thing that you're trying and not trying?
It didn't work.
Oh, my God, Jerry.
Jesus Christ. Put the mic down in front of you. It didn't work. Oh, my God, Jerry. Jesus Christ.
Put the mic down in front of you.
It didn't work?
You were doing well.
I was doing well.
What do you mean it didn't work?
What, eight days?
Six.
Pull up one of his tweets from his diet.
He was doing well.
I was doing all right.
He had that day that he had 11 seltzers?
You think six days is enough to know that it's working or not working?
No.
No, probably not.
People were saying that you shouldn't get weighed every day.
Why?
No, unless you're trying to cut weight for an event.
Yeah.
Is that true?
You were going for short-term weight loss.
In that case, you have to sweat.
See, I don't like to sweat.
Cut out water weight.
That's not what you're doing.
Look at this.
This was a bad time.
Breakfast, nothing.
Old cuts, no bread.
It was like caloric deficit.
Dinner, Starburst, and peanut M&M's.
For a month, you'll be down five.
That's what everybody's saying.
I got to do that way.
I got to try to do that too.
Dinner, Starburst, and peanut M&M's.
I actually watched him eat that.
It was a hilarious mix.
Aren't there carbs in both of those?
No, it was a cheat meal.
Peanuts, peanuts.
Peanuts aren't carbs.
No.
Somebody told me brown rice had carbs.
Yeah, do the brown rice one.
Brown rice is all carbs.
Oh, dude.
It's brown rice.
Clam chowder, no crackers.
Also, yeah, your first day you were like, first day, no carbs.
Meal one, oatmeal.
That's so carbs. Straight carbs meal one oatmeal just so carbs straight carbs for breakfast carbs i thought the fiber outweighs the carbs right there's nothing wrong with having carbs
no they're bad they aren't carbs are devil you're gonna work out though you have to have carbs right
yeah you need it for energy but i don't't understand what the calorie what is it called, KB?
Calorie deficit. What is that? I don't understand that.
That's a very simple concept.
When you're calculating your caloric maintenance
so it's about
your height, weight, age, and
activity level.
You figure out what that is
and you take in less
calories every day.
So instead of eating, let's say...
If it's like 20...
Say you burn 3,000 calories a day.
2,300 is your maintenance.
So if you do 2,100 every day, you'll lose weight over time.
I got you.
And you can eat whatever you want.
Yeah, as long as it's...
Under it.
You stay under it.
Yeah.
Hey, what's...
Is Feet the Streets happening?
I want it to, but I just feel like
people are really going to come at me bad.
I don't want to.
I don't think so.
So Jerry does a tournament, 32-team tournament every year.
64 would be.
64 with women's feet.
I think I should just do it and say fuck it.
Yeah, why not?
I don't think you should do any employees here.
No, no.
It's all submitted, right?
It's people submitting to you.
Correct, exactly.
I think that's totally above board, is it not?
Boys?
If people submit to him being like, I want to be in Feet the Streets.
It's weird, but it's just weird.
It's not like.
But it's totally.
It's fine, yeah.
Oh, I think you should do it.
You always do it, right?
Don't you, every year?
I think morally it's okay.
You can't bail on it.
What does the winner get?
I got to talk to Dave and Erica.
What do you mean?
Give them something.
You got to give them like a pizza.
What about a pizza?
But you usually gave them a gift card.
I gave them Amazon gift cards.
So let's do that.
Yeah, but we're at Barstool now.
It's a difference.
Give them $50,000.
I wish we could.
Why don't you give them a foot massage?
No, it has to be something that they're going to want to compete with.
So why don't we get like a $500 manicure?
Yeah, like a spa.
Would you be behind that?
I will fund Feet to Streets.
Okay.
You sure?
Yeah.
As long as it's all user submitted.
I don't want any...
No.
No one feeling weird about it.
All right.
Can we do this?
Can we do the merch?
Can we do like 500 bucks in merch, 250 bucks in merch?
Sure.
Sure.
But I also need to make sure that it's
like you can't take someone's
feet pictures and post them online.
No, no, no. I had them.
If a Barstool employee wanted to interfere
with the streets, they could, right?
I guess that's a gray area, right?
Let's do it. Fuck it. I'm doing it.
You're about to do it right now?
Yeah. I got my co-hosts ready.
Who's your co-host?
Rhea.
No, that actually is good that makes it better it makes it way better gives you credibility yeah
you got a woman she here today i don't know are you strict on 10 toes will there be
oh that's 280 toes or will there be should we have a should we maybe have a different bracket for anything less than 10 toes?
Special Feet the Streets.
Yeah, Special Olympics Feet the Streets.
9 versus 11.
It would get canceled so fast.
Why?
You can't do that.
Why not?
It's all-inclusive.
If you don't have 10 toes, you should not have to compete against 10 toes.
Every foot matters, Darren.
That's true.
What makes a good foot?
Arch.
All feet matter.
Arch.
Or lack thereof.
Yeah.
Flat feet suck.
What about like toes?
I think you need to bring on
a more,
like more people
to be judges.
I'll judge.
Yeah.
I'm not a foot guy.
Not me specifically,
but I think you should have
like 10 judges.
Yeah.
Are you a foot guy, KB?
Make things more fair.
No.
No. Why? I don't know. It You a foot guy, KB? Make things more fair. No.
Why?
I don't know.
It's a foot.
That's a good question.
Yeah, but like what?
You watch like foot job videos?
Mm-hmm.
What did it?
Perfect answer.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Have you ever gotten a foot job?
A true foot guy doesn't have to open his mouth
To answer that question
No
Never
You ever gotten a foot job
No I've never gotten a foot job
Have you
Yeah
Are you a
Feet enthusiast
Across the board
Or is it strictly
A means of
Sexuality
No
Are you like
You know about like
Rulon Gardner
and Steve Prefontaine?
I don't know what that is.
Okay.
That's an Olympian
that lost his foot.
Lost his foot?
Nah.
Never heard of him.
Did he lose his foot?
Rulon?
Foot or toes?
Toes, yeah.
I think he lost his foot,
didn't he?
Yeah, what?
He got up in the mountains
or something?
Like Dion should be
part of this bracket.
Yeah, he's not going to
want to get into it,
trust me. Why? Dude, I just feel like I this bracket. Yeah, and he's not going to want to get into it, trust me.
Why?
Dude, I just feel like I don't want the backlash from it.
Was there backlash?
Because people are going to be like, oh, Jerry, you're a freaking creepy predator and shit like that.
Oh, I don't.
They say that to everyone, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you those things?
No.
Hell no.
So then you're fine.
Like, if you ask my girlfriend, she's like, oh, no, you're not creepy at all.
Right.
Does she have great feet?
The best
And it sounds like you don't even need to do the bracket
Right
Will she be offended if you do the bracket?
Colombian with a size 6
Perfect
Do you think part of it is because your feet are lacking?
Is why
Are you excited about that?
Like because your feet are so small and dainty
Size 6 will get you in trouble.
I'm a seven.
Yeah, he's a seven.
No, he meant the other feet, I think.
He did.
What?
I don't know.
I kind of want to see this.
Maybe we'll ask Dave or Erica.
Yeah, but Dave knows about size six.
Shit.
And that's how you bring the show back that's how you win the show
maybe you just won the show it's actually a great episode and on that yeah this is a great episode
now what the fuck yes i ruled that was awesome
you try to do it yeah Yeah Erica seemed cool with it
When I talked to her
I wouldn't ask for permission
It's for forgiveness
I don't see
I don't think there's anything
Like
No one's gonna be like
Whoa you're
This is so inappropriate
It's like it's feet
Right
And the inappropriate part
About the feet stuff
Is there are creepy dudes
Who like
Will see someone
Like a girl will post a picture
On the beach
And they'll like
Zoom in on the beach.
That's weird.
Don't even go there.
I know where you're going.
What?
Stop.
Haven't you done that?
Jerry.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
But it was out of respect.
Yeah, that's true.
You can just say, maybe that's what it's called,
feet the street out of respect.
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Slaves away.
He's the reason they're good.
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Because of his editing ability.
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Say something into the mic
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All right.
So I'll try to get approval for you.
Yeah, but it's got to be quick.
Yeah, I know.
But they just have to start by tomorrow.
You're not going to.
How are you going to get all the submissions in? It'll be quick. The submissions will be done. That's not going to be it. Why does it have to start by? Tomorrow? You're not going to... How are you going to get all the submissions in at time?
I'll be quick.
The submissions will be done.
That's not going to be...
Why does it have to be quick?
You want it to be in March?
What's the rush?
I want it to be in March.
I want to finish it before March is done, you know?
The thing is, you have to...
So I persuaded these girls into...
No, that's not...
Implications.
Back up.
You already have the feet. You already have the feet.
You already have the feet.
I did the competitions already.
He's done it in the past.
You're not going to do it again?
Okay, but the thing is you have to convince these girls.
It's wrong verb again.
I wouldn't use encourage either.
The prize has to be good enough for them to compete.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I don't think the people who submit feet pictures to you are in it for a tangible reward.
Oh, no, they are.
This girl, as soon as she won, she was pressuring me for the gift card right away.
Okay.
I sent an e-gift card to Amazon.
And there's no body picture.
There's no body.
No, the rules are no face, no body.
Strictly feet.
From literally below the knee down, that's it.
You don't even want to see the kneecap.
I barely, no.
Maybe just like an inch of it.
Yeah, no.
Do ankles, do you ever accidentally look at the ankles and judge off that?
That's a big part, yeah.
Oh, the ankles are part of the feet?
Yeah, tattoos, yeah.
Oh.
Polish, everything.
You like tattoos or not?
No rings.
I like tattoos.
The winner had a tattoo, yeah.
Oh.
I think she's right here.
What kind of tattoo?
I don't even know.
I think it was a dragon.
Shit.
All right, I'm going to go talk to Brandley.
I got to fucking say something to her.
Are our saltados coming?
It's not Brandley.
It's Brandel Chamblee.
That might be our Sultano.
All right, go get him.
Come here.
You want to come on?
No, this is going to be awkward.
Come on.
Here.
All right, here we go.
Okay.
All right.
Come on in. Here we go.
It's Brando.
Brando Chamblee.
There he is.
How you doing?
I'm Brando.
All right, Brando. I'm Dan. You have I'm Brandon. All right, Brandon.
I'm Dan.
You have me blocked online.
All right, come on.
Sit down.
Let's talk.
Let's talk it out.
Brandon.
Yeah.
Brandon.
Yeah, very close.
All right, so, Brandon.
Oh, this is.
Where do you get off?
There you go.
Oh, boy.
Where do you get off?
There you go.
Where do I get off what?
Like, you know, I think our beef is over Brooks.
I'm a Brooks guy.
I'm friends with Brooks.
I like Brooks.
No, you do that, but then you say mean things about him.
Look, I have a job where I'm meant to say critical things of people I like,
and I don't really want to like or dislike any of them.
Sometimes I have to say nice things about people maybe I wouldn't like.
I try not to have any relationship with them.
So what was the thing that made me mad?
Why'd you block me?
Well, I think I did.
And I always look at Twitter, at least my Twitter feed,
as like a party at my house.
Oh, this is very similar to when Rico Bosco or Chris... Well, I think I gave this to them.
Okay.
I did.
I think because it is.
Like, I go on Twitter not to argue, not to argue.
I go on there to get informed or whatever, have a bit of fun.
But if you start coming into my house and breaking shit.
Which I might have.
I'm going to look and see what they say to you.
Then I don't mind that.
I just don't want you in my house.
So I think you were motivating people to come to my house and break shit.
I might have been.
Not literally.
I mean, you absolutely probably were.
I'm going to look.
I'm going to look it up right now.
Actually, TJ, can you look it up?
Let's just put it on the screen.
So wait a minute.
So all I remember is shortly after that, I started getting like a barrage of messages
with people, which it doesn't bother me.
I've had my name misspelled and mispronounced my entire life.
I answer to all kinds of things.
But it was, hey, dickhead.
Yep.
Randy.
Brandon.
I think I was calling you Brandis Chambliss.
I think it was something like that.
Yep.
Whatever you were calling me.
And then I just got like thousands of them.
Yep.
I was like.
Sounds all right.
So when I would go into my feed.
How many followers do you have?
Like 1.4 million okay
you got me there so i knew it was a lot and so i was like well how do i stop this because i can't
even find the stuff i want to find got it so so that was it i'm happy to unblock you well what
did you say about brooks well all right now here's you say that he did steroids no hell no i think you
did i would never say that would never those words have never come out of my mouth. I would never say it.
Would never imply that in a million years.
Okay.
Here's what happened.
I was on our show at the Masters, and the person who was hosting, and this is what happens
in TV all the time.
Probably happens in radio, but mostly it happens a lot in TV for sure.
The person who was hosting turned to me and said, because Brooks had just won three majors
or something along those lines and
said does brooks have the strongest mind in golf and i said uh no i mean as long as tiger woods is
i mean first of all how do you answer that question but second of all as long as tiger
woods occupies the space at all in the game of golf nobody is going to trump tiger or tiger woods i mean that's his space uh and i said look brooks
won on golf courses that in my view were more about lifting weight oh playing chess this is
where i'm getting mad yep right right because they were big beefy golf courses with wide open
fairways now i'm not look i love brooks's game and his swing, and I think he's an amazing player. But these golf courses were 50-yard-wide fairways.
And the reason I look, right, you can tell by how many fairways inaccurate hitters find.
Right.
And you can certainly draw a parallel there that the fairways were very easy to hit.
And he blew people away.
And it was amazing.
And he did a lot of cool things on the way to do that. But all I was really trying to establish was that I can't definitively say he's the smartest guy in golf or has the best mind in golf because that will always belong to Tiger Woods.
Okay.
So the minute I said that, the minute I said that, you know, Twitter feed blows up that you've just called Brooks a dumbass.
Never said it.
Didn't infer it.
Just said he wasn't Tiger Woods.
Oh, and you also said bryson
dechambeau broke golf and then you said you're not looking close enough i demand an apology
what else did i tweeted him tj probably some mean shit how do you guys find this stuff so
you can oh we got a guy we got a guy sup you baby you didn't respond to that yeah oh wait
this is what you said to me did i did i respond you at all? You did once. What did I say?
Oh, wait.
Why is it that you think it's cool to call me a baby?
What are you, 12?
No, I'm actually 37, father of two.
I'm quite happy to see this golf.
Brooks playing.
Who wouldn't be?
And I'll carry on doing my job analyzing golf.
That's kind of a baby response, buddy.
I don't know.
That was a very reasonable response.
What did I say?
Pull it back up.
Pull it back up.
Let me read it.
That's kind of a baby response, buddy.
Where am I?
Where am I?
You're right there.
Why is it you think it's cool to call me a baby?
What are you, 12?
Okay.
Right.
It's like I had, I don't know, a thousand people on my Twitter feed.
What else did I say to them?
I mean, we're going to squash the beef, although I still think you don't like Brooks.
No, look, I like Brooks. like bryson more than brooks i find bryson to be interesting and good for golf i that's a bad answer when i say when i say i like brooks i don't really know brooks i
can tell you this i mean i got a good friend of mine that exchange messages with him all the time
and occasionally brooks will say something about me to him while I'm sitting there. And it's pretty damn funny.
I think he's a pretty funny guy.
I think I would like him if I knew him and met him.
I enjoy the stuff he says.
I love the fact that he gets there and he plays this chip on my shoulder,
woe is me kind of thing.
I think it works for him.
He needs that.
I don't like the woe is me.
Chip on shoulder good, woe is me is bad.
Well, he's right.
He doesn't play woe is me. What's the difference of chip on my shoulder and woe is me? I don't like the woe is me. Chip on shoulder good, woe is me is bad. He's right. He doesn't play woe is me.
What's the difference of chip on my shoulder and woe is me?
I don't know.
Let me see the rest of the tweets.
So are you going to unblock me?
I won't harass you unless you're mean to Brooks.
You're mean to Brooks and I'm going to harass you again.
Then you can block me again.
No, I won't block you.
I get it.
We're one minute.
We're just seeing what else I wrote.
Hold on one second. Called you a dum-dum. All right, wait a minute. I get it. We're one minute. We're just seeing what else I wrote. Hold on one second.
Called you a dum-dum?
All right, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What's your Twitter?
Barstool Big Cat.
Barstool Big Cat.
Hold on.
Let me see this.
What else did I say, TJ?
Anything really mean?
Big Cat.
Well, you called him like Brandy Samplin or something?
Yeah.
Oh, that's it.
I don't know why I said that one.
Why can I not find Barstool Big Cat?
What was that?
I fucked up?
What was that?
You blocked him.
That was probably not a good one. You got your blocked list. Oh, man. That's a big ask. How can I not find barstool big... What was that I fucked up? What was that? You blocked them. That was probably not a good one.
You got your blocked list.
Oh, man.
That's a big ask.
How many people you got blocked?
Do you have anybody blocked?
Like the...
I don't.
Robots.
He has a lot.
Well, that's it.
They're probably robots.
It's a party at my house, you see.
And if you don't want to treat the house with respect, you can't stay at the party.
Yeah, I think that's brilliant.
Yeah, thank you.
All right. Well, I'm going to temporarily squash the beef.
Wait, I found it.
I found you.
All right.
Or so big cat.
Is he unblocked?
Well, I don't even know who this is.
Is this Bars?
Yeah, no, he's unblocked.
Yeah, okay, you unblocked me.
All right, I'm going to tweet right now.
Follow him, follow him.
I'm going to tweet.
Yeah, follow me.
Go ahead.
All right.
I am temporarily calling off the beef with that fucking baby brand.
And I'm unblocking the dickhead big cat.
This is nice.
Yeah, this is nice.
It's two guys just squashing some stuff.
You're getting a little uh
you know you're getting a little donny brooke but you shake hands at the end yeah all right i'm gonna
here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna say i'm calling it off but i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep my eye on
you about all right i'm gonna keep my eye on you and look i defend brooks here's what's gonna happen
i'm gonna be asked something about brooks brooks is gonna say something controversial somewhere
along the way and i'm gonna go yeah whatever it's cool it's not cool i don't know whatever
go ahead i don't care now i've met you all right so so next
time someone asks you about brooks keep this face in mind okay i'm telling you i like you i know but
that's i'm just saying when they say like hey what's your take on brooks i hope my face pops
up and you're like this guy's right go crazy go crazy. That's a threat. Not a threat.
He's great for golf.
Yes.
He makes it interesting.
I think he's pretty funny, and I think his comments are pretty damn bright.
I like him.
I do.
I've said that, and I mean it.
You kind of keep saying the same thing about him, though.
Like, you really don't believe those things.
No, I do.
I do.
I mean, I have never really been around him. You know what I'm saying, Kyle?
I'll just tell you this.
I mean, what I would tweet to him if I had a chance, because I don't have his number.
But, you know, I see a picture of him in that purple thong.
Right?
Have you seen that?
Yeah, he looked awesome.
Really?
A little.
Like, really?
I think you're intimidated by his muscles.
Do we see that?
Really?
Yeah, he looked awesome.
Pull up the purple thong. Now, what about that makes you upset for the sport? Really? Yeah, he looked awesome. Pull up the purple phone.
Now, what about that makes you upset for the sport?
Oh, no, it didn't make me upset.
I just thought I'm 59 and I got a better ass than he does.
Oh, that's good.
I like that.
All right.
Beef off.
We're going back.
Beef is back.
I'm going to tweet, fuck this guy.
I like this. I'm going to tweet, fuck this guy. I like this.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
It's a great ass.
Oh, it's actually not a great ass.
It's not.
Are you with me on that?
Cat, that's not a great ass.
That's a badass.
I think it's a great ass.
That's a pretty good male ass.
I don't think that's a great male ass.
It's like he's skipping legs.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Well, I just tweeted, show up on my Twitter. Big Cat. What did he show again? I don't think that's a great male ass. It's like he's skipping legs. Oh my god.
Show up on my Twitter. Big Cat.
Let me show it again. I don't think he saw it.
I saw it. That was a Nicky ass.
It's a great looking ass.
It's not a great ass.
Just show my Twitter and then we'll end the show.
I tweeted I'm showing you. I'm temporarily calling off
the beef with you. I just met him and he
unblocked me. I'll be keeping my eye on him
then I might have also said never mind
fuck him he just made fun of Buck's ass so it's back on
you can block me again it's fine
alright thank you that's the show
we'll see everyone tomorrow
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