The Yak - Big Cat's Finally Cleaning His Desk After Four Years | The Yak 6-23-22
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We need to get Pete in here.
He's having a hell of a phone call right now wow what's going on kate welcome back we uh he's i just heard him he's like
trying to reconfigure the chicago office to create a roof ball court an indoor roof the first ever
indoor roof this is very exciting yeah look at the saunter. He knows he's got... What is the prognosis? I can't
even believe this.
Squat down. Sit in one of the seats.
There's a lot of open seats.
Sit in one of the seats.
You're going to get grease stains on your pants if you sit on Brandon's
chair.
It's just a big napkin. Where is Brandon
and where is KB? Good questions
all. Where's Roan?
KB's here. Roan is in Nashville.
Great. Nashville bar opening.
Yeah. Huge. Peter?
We sent down 50 of our finest.
Yes. Top 50.
Hell of a graphic. It's men. A lot of
people. Women.
What's going on?
Roofball. Everybody liked roofball.
Yeah, it was a hit.
Who won?
Adam, the founder.
Yeah.
And there was the whole ping gate.
Well, Che is trying to claim victory because Adam gave him a pity victory.
And now Che is saying he was the champion.
It just happens every time you give the guy a little bit.
If you say one night, this is why people when people are like, oh, you're so mean to Che.
It's like, if you're nice to Che for a second, he will take it and make a highlight video for himself.
He didn't win.
He did not win.
Adam won.
Yes.
He was the Yak champion.
Adam has the trophy.
Che won.
Yeah.
Won the Yak championship.
He's giving himself multiple titles.
Yeah.
New Jersey champion.
49 out of 50.
Legal champion.
We didn't send Chay to Nashville, did we?
No, yeah, he's going.
Heavy hitters.
The whole point of the Yak Championship at the end when I was like,
after Adam won was because we wanted to have at least someone say they won the Yak title.
Right, we just needed one of us to win. To win someone say they won the Yak title. Right.
We just needed one of us to win.
To win something.
He won the pity title.
But I don't even know if we should use win.
He placed the highest out of people on the Yak.
Right.
Adam kicked his ass.
Okay, so.
So now we hear this, Kyle?
We got to put a roof in the Chicago audience.
We're going to put an indoor roof.
An indoor roof, Kyle.
My God.
An indoor roof.
That's never been done.
It's been done.
How big will it be, though?
Like, how...
You're confusing with ceilings.
We got to look.
We got to look.
We're going to put it over the golf simulator, probably.
So, will it be, like, somewhat large?
Yeah.
I think the golf sim roof is, like, it's probably 12 feet, because you got to be able to swing
under it.
But then, that's in the part of the office that has like 30 or 32 foot ceilings.
Because it should be a little higher because it would be really easy if it was like super low.
TJ said the original one was on like a one story.
It was over the garage.
That's what?
You guys were playing off of a one store.
What kind of house?
Garage though.
Garage is going to be on the other side of the slanted roof?
Is it going to go into a wall?
Oh, you have to build a gutter.
There's got to be a retrieval, right?
There has to be a spot where you technically go over.
You have to be able to go over.
This is so exciting.
Like a bowling alley.
It would have to be a bowling alley gutter system.
Oh, my God.
It would roll down, I guess, yeah.
First ever indoor roof ball court?
Talked about making it so you could move the pipe,
so you could tweet out the pin location every day.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
Moving the pipe?
Yeah, I love that one.
It would be amazing.
Oh, it's up at the top today.
You could practice for any roof.
It's further down.
This is the most exciting thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
So we're going to actually do this?
I don't see why not.
Oh.
This is, I also knew that we had caught on to something because Erica texted me and Hank
and she's like, roof ball was incredible.
So I knew we were going to get, like, in like six months, like when we do the December meeting,
she's going to be like, you guys, people got to find the roof ball.
It's like roof ball.
Yeah.
We might just become a roof ball company.
Also, I think
bushes that we can move around.
Like landscaping
that you can move around.
Yeah, we can get fake bushes.
Yes.
Or maybe
like the
spike strip they use whenever they're
in a police chase on the highway.
Something super dangerous. Something to make catching it harder yeah like right fire so this
will be when we put the basketball hoop up yeah we'll be able to play on half of the court basically
i think it should be able to like come down easily too for when we get tired of it in a couple weeks
yeah oh yeah we'll we'll think about that. It will be like.
But this will also be a great way to decide like any disputes.
Yeah.
Roof settle.
Like, go ahead.
Go ping off.
Maybe at the roof.
Yeah.
Bitch.
Yeah.
Like all disputes go right to the roof ball court.
OK, Pete, this is exciting. And like when Christmas comes around, we could put like a Santa up there.
Yeah.
So it would be it would be good for morale.
Yeah. Yeah. So it would be good for morale. Yeah.
Yeah, we could put like maybe Putin up there or something.
Hit him.
Why not?
Stand with Ukraine.
Are we still standing with Ukraine?
I think.
I think today the Ukraine attacked Crimea.
Oh.
They said if you do that We're striking back heavy
I got a World War 3 alert
On my Twitter today
Now Pete, other question
What do you know about submersibles?
Should we try to build one?
I think
Yeah, you just build it right
We should do a submersible competition
Submersible building?
Yeah
Dude, if Billy died in the Hudson In the submarine We should do a submersible competition. Submersible building? Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, if Billy died in the Hudson in the submarine.
That was the best part.
Well, dude, he almost died doing the bone digging in the Hudson.
Yeah.
In the East River with Donnie. He had zero visibility.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they went and dove in the Hudson in like these.
You don't die from not being seen.
No, but I mean, I don't know if he, I think he lost what way was up or something.
Oh, yeah, he didn't know which way he was going.
The current where they went is crazy.
There's a big current, yeah.
All right, so Pete, what else?
No, that was it.
How's construction going overall?
Just ripping.
We're just ripping every single day.
Because people are.
Paying those boys well?
Yeah.
I guess people have a right to just doubt us in everything, but there's a lot of people
who are like, oh, this office won't be open for two years.
Yep.
They're wrong.
They're wrong.
One year tops.
September.
Tops.
September.
Yep.
Indoor roof ball.
Can you mock it up for me?
What do you mean one year?
At the latest.
From now. You mean like one year to be a 100% done?
No.
Just to be ready?
Just to get in. Just start messing around.
Start throwing balls around.
One year until they install doors.
We'll have Wi-Fi.
Soundproofed.
Wi-Fi is like a 10 year plan.
The first time ever I have to say I like all business, Pete.
Yeah, this is very positive.
There's like a sparkle in your step.
No way.
Me?
Yes.
It's just more work for me.
You're glowing.
Roofball feels like the curling of backyard sports.
That's a fair assessment.
Yeah.
You'd like it.
Join us next time.
Next time.
Thanks for having me.
See you, Pete.
Bye, Pete.
You're on the web.
You sent me a mock-up?
Yeah.
I love the pin locations.
What a crazy twist.
Yeah, that's insane.
It's going to look cool, too.
Yeah.
Yes.
I just like the idea of just deciding all arguments, small or large, on the roof ball court.
Also, too, there's something about hanging out on a roof and having a nooner or something.
Oh, it was fun.
I was having fun up there.
We'll be like Shawshank Redemption sometimes.
You guys want to go up to the roof after the show?
I wonder if we can activate the
chimney.
Have real smoke come out of it?
Yeah, like anytime it's touched.
It has like a mark.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that would probably be pretty easy.
Gotta be.
It's like the chimney will light up.
Yeah, it will light up.
What if it lets out a little puff of smoke?
Oh, yes.
Pink smoke?
Red?
Pink or red smoke, yeah.
Pink or red?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, what if we started renting it out for gender reveals?
Yeah.
Pays for itself.
We could do that.
Yeah.
Come find out, and we'll just have...
Go to the Barstow office to find out what you're... We'll just have Sass underneath the roof
Doing the cinnamon challenge
Just puff out
Wait is that a dark red
Oh fuck
Whoever made that puff is a pussy
Sass you
You during Jerry's national anthem
Was so funny
Yeah man I just keep getting fucked up
In like bad ways
Like first tiny things
People get so mad
That's the dumbest thing to get mad about
People get so angry at me
And it's so stupid
Oh you get mad okay
Yeah
There's like
It was funny
How could
Also I wasn't aware that we were on camera
And also I was promoting the show on my phone.
People need to lighten up.
People that said that was disrespectful, did they hear the anthem?
Yeah.
People need to lighten the fuck up.
We're a comedy show.
We're a joke show.
I am floored by the production.
This is the clearest video.
Look at Anthony.
He's laughing.
I was laughing.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, people were really mad.
I do regret.
The only regret I have of Roofball yesterday was when Adam offered me to do the anthem,
and I said, I'll pass.
That was probably mean.
But it was like one of those moments that I lost kind of who he was versus if you asked
me to do something, and I'm like, I'll pass.
No, you made the right choice.
You can't commit. It's a Sunday made the right choice. You can't commit.
It's a Sunday in September in Oregon.
I can't go.
But I should have been like, yeah, I'll be there.
It's so far away.
Yeah, but Che is so far.
Here's the deal.
Che and all of the people there are going to be really into it.
Yeah, but what if you come and just steal the show?
You have a nice throw.
Accuracy skills.
The thing that you had going
for you, and I told you this after,
but I was very proud of you yesterday because you just
were very good at it. You
throw a ball that has a nice
light touch. I was aiming for it,
missing it. You just throw it up there
and you get bounces. I had no
control. I think Nick was honestly the most
accurate thrower. Nick found something.
I just couldn't hit it.
It was always within an inch.
It didn't adjust.
That was so much fun though. Thank you to everyone who watched.
That was such a blast.
One of my Barstool highlights.
We're going to do a lot more of that.
The fact that it went on without a hitch is like
what's next? TJ and all the behind the
scenes guys were incredible.
TJ missed a tungsten meeting for prep
so a lot went
into it. Yeah, those
are going to be on the regular. Those type of
stupid fun competitions like
middle school, like can you
hit this bucket with a ball
and shit like that.
It's the most like it just taps into something
that everyone loves dumb games that people take seriously become instantly like must watch can i
raise a concern yes are we on a dude perfect trajectory no okay a little bit oh and look at
them yeah they do you see their warehouse?
No, but here's the difference.
Here's the difference.
Our stuff is live.
And we cuss and fuck.
Right.
And we're live, though.
We're not doing like a bunch of takes and then releasing a video.
You're watching it live.
We're dude perfect, but we cuss and fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you've got to make sure we keep cussing a lot.
You've got to keep. Maybe like a wider variety of cusses.
A couple crimes.
We should do a couple crimes.
Yeah.
Small crimes. Unprotected a couple crimes. Yeah. Small crimes.
Unprotected sex.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
We got to start flaunting when we fuck more.
Yeah.
You say that, but I don't know when people are fucking.
I assume you guys are all laying it down.
Yeah.
Jerk off count?
Yeah.
You guys don't even beat their meat
I fuck a lot
A lot a lot
Yeah
The dude perfect guys
Just keep on trying to
Flip the fleshlight
Under their cock
Can't get it
We should do that
No as long as we stay live
Distracted by challenges
They just can't fuck
No Beardo comes Every time he does it He's so good at it distracted by challenges. They just can't fuck.
Beardo comes every time he does it.
He's so good at it.
A running dive into the pussy.
Shooting out of a cannon into a pussy.
Shooting out of a cannon
like dunking a basketball
then dismounting into a pussy.
Yeah.
Those guys have to fucking hate trick shots so much.
I don't know, man.
It's made them so much money.
Yeah, but they've been doing it for like 20 years.
Yeah, but they don't have to be good at it.
They just have to have time.
Yeah, that's true.
And here's why we'll never be Dude Perfect
is they are all seemingly like good people that root for each other.
Yeah.
We will never root for each other.
I would rather be dead.
We just want to – we want every one of us other – we want all of us to fail.
Right.
So they have done a really good job of getting the like five to ten-year- old audience when you still were pure oh yeah and like
wanted your buddies to succeed we are like the 10 to for the rest of your life where it's like
if i can't win no one can win i want everyone to lose yeah i mean che's a perfect example
yeah i hope he i hope he gets like seriously injured playing roofball.
I would rather Che come in dead last than me win something.
Yeah, I would consider breaking a bone if Che got zero points.
How much would you pay out of pocket secretly for the Bucs to go win zero games next year?
Problem is, he's so unflappable that he...
So that's the thing. Whatever I'll pick, he'd be walking on sunshine. You want him to fail so bad, and when he is, he's so unflappable that he... Yes, so that's the thing.
Whatever I'll pick, he'd be walking on sunshine.
You want him to fail so bad, and when he fails,
it's not rewarding at all.
Yeah, he gets to reverse it.
When you defeat him, it's nothing.
He's still happy.
Maybe we need to root for him to just be mediocre at everything.
Because that's a harder spin.
If they get, like...
They don't make the playoffs, but they have, like, the 15th pick.
Yeah.
That's probably what we need to root for.
Fucking Che.
Che yesterday pulled me aside, and I don't remember what the –
I think it was because I was joking.
I don't think I'm going to be able to reach the roof with the ball.
And he pulled me aside and was giving me tips for 10 minutes.
And I was like, dude, this is not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be.
He was like, I really think you should just
huck it as hard as you can.
And I was like, dude, I'm really not worried
about this at all.
It's like we're playing roofball.
Yeah, but see, that's the thing.
And then you did get worried about it.
Yeah, you got to buy in a little.
That's what makes it fun.
And then he sucked so bad.
And then he somehow won.
How did he win?
I don't remember.
He had less points than I did.
Well, it's the ping that didn't count.
You know, Che was pretty good at pings.
He was good at pings.
Yeah, he turned it on.
He kept calling his shot.
He was doing a drop.
Did you notice a couple times you do an actual drop back, like a quarter?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I said one of the times he hikes the ball to himself.
Yeah, yeah. I said one of the times he hikes the ball to himself. Yeah, yeah.
That was hilarious.
But, yeah, that's the beauty of those things is you don't care,
but then when you play it, you care a lot, which makes it fun.
I cared, but I wasn't worried.
I legitimately – I said before, I was like,
I legitimately thought I was going to win the entire thing.
Like going yesterday, I was like, I'm going to win this whole thing.
Yeah, that's the best. I know deep down I'm not I was going to win the entire thing. Like going in, like going yesterday, I was like, I'm going to win this whole thing. Yeah, that's the best.
I know deep down I'm not going to come close to winning, but for some reason I'm like,
I'm going to win this whole thing.
Yeah, games like bowling, beer pong, they always go in thinking like this is the one.
Yeah, this is it.
This is my day.
I love you through bowling and with roof ball and beer pong.
No, bowling is definitely one.
Those are the three of the same.
Yeah.
You require the same like skill.
Mini golf is there.
Yeah.
Every time I go out and play mini golf, I'm like, I'm going to bring it.
Skill-wise, you have the ability to do very good, but not consistently.
Right.
Show me any mini golf course, I'll be like, yeah, I'll probably get like a 25.
Right.
Right.
Or like volleyball at a party.
Oh.
You're going to do really good, and then.
I got embarrassed in volleyball once, so I forever.
I played in a charity volleyball volleyball and there was like real pros
playing oh that's terrifying oh bad the
real people was actually the bar still
Chicago's Cutler's beach volleyball thing
and we just got fucking smoked kickball
though would be in there yes every time
I play kickball I'm like this every time
you're up to bat you're like I'm about
to blow his mind and then yeah I'm
about to fucking hit over everyone's head.
It's not like real sports.
It's always something that you're like, I think I might have just a hidden talent where I can just do this real well.
And they're not hard sports.
That's the thing.
Proofball's not hard.
Once you see a pro, though.
I worked at an orphanage over the summers in college, and we put on for charity a cornhole competition.
But we made the mistake of saying it's a professional cornhole competition.
And so everybody and their families were playing.
And then a professional team came in.
And just nobody had fun.
Right.
Just won the money.
Didn't donate any of it back.
Those guys are huge dickheads.
They're sponsored by like Bush's Baked Beans.
Oh, yeah.
Bush's Baked Beans.
They post their highlights of like beating random people on TikTok.
It's always like an old guy they're with.
Bush's Baked Beans and Johnsonville Brats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those are the two money – it's like Nike and Adidas.
Yeah.
For NBA shoes.
It's like, yeah, I'm thinking about going pro.
Johnsonville, they said they'd make a sausage line after me.
Got an offer from Bush's.
Should remake Air Johnsonville.
Best cornhole player ever.
It's going to be your beans.
Yeah.
Listen, you go to Bush's, you won't know who's in charge.
Johnsonville, we will make you the guy.
I can sense it.
I know you're going to be the guy.
Maybe dip the pen on an out-of-order sketch?
Yeah.
That would be funny.
Yeah.
I like that idea.
I had an idea for one recently.
I forget what it was.
I don't know. we got one coming up
that we're filming
that's gonna be super fun
I think you can make that
hot dog eating guy
character into like
a whole thing
yeah see
I'm so like
bad at judging
which of those are funny
because we watch them
so many times
yeah
it makes it hard
the rough cuts
we edit them a bunch
and we tweak a bunch of stuff
and like the hot dog one I was like I think I was like Yeah, it makes it hard. The rough cuts, and then we edit them a bunch, and we tweak a bunch of stuff.
And, like, the Hot Dog one, I was like,
I think we should legitimately consider not having this one be in the thing.
I was like, I don't think it's funny at all.
And then it came out, and everyone was like,
this is the funniest one by a mile.
But that happened with the Moe's one.
I thought that was the funniest one.
People didn't really like that one,
and they liked another one.
They liked the American Streamer one a lot.
What you need is...
That's the beauty of it.
You need little callbacks.
We need to get someone who actually has AIDS go and get a tattoo.
Yeah.
I think we're going to try and...
Magic Johnson making a cameo.
Yeah.
We were contemplating doing a reoccurring character for this next episode, but I do
think there's a part of that that's like it kind of limits
people who are new watching it.
Yeah, but you can't think like that.
It's like any type of
content, if it's good, people
will binge watch it. And they'll go back and watch the other ones.
Yeah, the last episode did really well.
Yeah, it was phenomenal.
It was good.
You're talented. And lucky.
And you hate America.
Mostly luck.
Yeah.
A lot to be excited about around here.
Wow.
You're squeezing me out finally, though.
A pile.
Oh, yeah.
I saw you talking empty in here.
Lisa's making me move everything out by the end of the weekend.
Did you come across anything that you were like, oh yeah, that you were kind of...
No, I really, like, it's
a real eye-opening
how much of a hoarder I am because there's
so much shit that I just kept that
just means nothing to me.
And then I
look at it and I'm like, oh, but what if I
need this hat
of this random, like,
wing place that sent me a hat from two years ago?
It's kind of sick.
I only get sentimental when I'm cleaning.
Dude, being a hoarder,
I think falling into the hoarding lifestyle
is way easier than people make it out to be.
Also, if you can have enough space, why is it bad?
Dude, I have the boxes from all of my phones.
Like the iPhone.
Oh, those are impossible to get.
I refuse to throw them away.
Those are so luxury.
I'm like, dude, there's no,
I was like, why would I throw this away?
I might need this box at some point.
Right, right.
Those are so well made.
I might need the Apple sticker on the inside of it.
We have a wire drawer with like 10,000 wires in it.
Oh yeah, you never throw away wires.
Never.
No.
I'm thinking about doing a full overhaul
of like my entire wardrobe.
Just throwing,
just not moving
any of my clothes.
Starting fresh.
That'd be awesome.
I don't think I can
have it in me.
Okay, if you guys do that,
I desperately need shirts.
So if you're throwing
away a bunch of shirts,
bring me your shirts.
Okay.
I'll take them.
I will give you shirts.
Brandon didn't want to do it.
Yes.
I got a lot of double XLs.
No, I need XL. If you have any XLs, I will take them. Every XL, I'll. Yes. I got a lot of double XLs. No, I need XL.
If you have any XLs, I will take them.
Every XL I'll bring in.
I got XLs because I have a bad habit of buying non-solid black shirts.
Yeah.
I get them, I'm like, ugh.
Yeah.
Okay.
I got you.
Awesome.
Every time I've moved, I've lost like half of my clothes.
Yeah, moving sucks. I'll lost like half of my clothes. Yeah, moving sucks.
I'll lose a full box of clothes.
I've gone the opposite where I've moved so much, I've gotten rid of so much,
that when it comes time to actually dress up for something, I have nothing.
Yeah.
I have to go shopping every time because I'm like,
I only own stretch pants and hoodies now.
And I don't even have a purse.
It's tough.
Neither do I.
Yeah.
I don't have dress clothes.
You'll find one.
Yeah, no dress-up clothes, no dress-up shoes.
I had to go to a baby shower last week,
and I had to go on a shopping journey just for hoodies.
That was the most insane thing I've ever seen you do.
I had the biggest sneeze coming.
It just dissipated.
You didn't want it bad enough. No, yeah. That was the most insane thing I've ever seen you do. I had the biggest sneeze coming and it just dissipated. It was just...
You didn't want it bad enough.
No, yeah.
Where'd you get that Red Bull?
You have a stash and you're hiding it from me.
You were going to make me buy you a Red Bull and then I texted you I didn't get you one.
I wasn't going to make you buy.
You offered to.
I offered, but then you didn't reply in time and then I just saw you walk that way and then come back with a Red Bull.
But it's not cold.
Oh, okay.
That's the worst. Yeah. Nothing worse than a a Red Bull. But it's not cold. Oh, okay. That's the worst.
Yeah.
Nothing worse than a warm Red Bull.
Wanted a cold one.
Yeah.
The first sip of Red Bull in the day is the best part of my entire day.
Wow.
You've got to get on the Yerba Mate.
My chest hurts all of a sudden.
Yeah, I don't know why you drink that shit.
Are you still?
Every day.
Dude, those are so, they're way too much caffeine.
This is like the same as like a cup of coffee.
It's like 100 milligrams of caffeine.
Your Ramate is like 300.
Yeah.
Or 200.
Cool guy, dude.
What the shit?
When me and you were throwing down those rains.
Good God.
And every day we'd just be leaving with having panic attacks.
I got to get out of here.
He'd be like, dude, but the gummy bear flavor is so good.
I would get the rainbow sherbet.
Yeah. And I would just the rainbow sherbet. Yeah.
And I would just be like,
all right, guys, I'm going to go home
and just lay in the dark.
Yeah.
See, in the dark.
I got really into those during COVID
because I drank one once
and then I ran six miles
and then I convinced myself
that that was like,
it was like some sort of super potion
and then it just gave me panic attacks.
What is this flavored yerba mate
yerba mate
I just get
I'll get whatever one they have
oh so that's the kind you were drinking
no this is rain
rain is like an energy drink
and it's
it actually is 300 milligrams of caffeine
okay
and I would drink
I would have like two sips
and then put it in the fridge
and I'd be like wired
how long did it take you guys to get back yesterday?
Too long. I fell asleep in the van.
Really? Did you guys drive on the wrong side of the street at all? No, that was just on the way
there. Wait, did Tommy not have a...
It was the coolest move ever.
Mike drove on the wrong side? Mike was just like, I gotta get through this
tunnel, and he just turns down a one-way street.
He's in the middle of a one-way street, just turns.
The car breaks down for about 40
seconds. Oh, yeah, and he's like, I don't know what's going on.
He's like, I'm doing everything right.
And then it just boots back up.
We're perpendicular on the highway.
And then he just goes on and off an on-ramp, and a guy was coming, and the guy was beeping.
And Mike just was like, sorry, dude, got to go this way.
Dude, he literally drove down an on-ramp.
Love it.
It was insane.
And he's like, he didn't want to, it was all because he just didn't want to go around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, I got to do it.
He was crazy.
It was awesome because like, I would have been freaking out.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Sorry.
He was just like, no, I got to go this way.
He's just like, I know, man.
I know.
I got to go this way.
Yeah.
He just kept on saying, yeah.
He's like, I know, man.
I know.
But we got to go.
It was crazy. Oh's like, but we gotta go. He's crazy.
Oh, fuck.
And then tonight, Nashville.
Che and Roan.
And Tommy.
Let's see that graphic again.
There's a lot of people.
Yeah, it's a huge graphic.
They got bussing with the boys.
What are they doing?
Mean Girls.
Opening a new bar, Barstool Nashville.
Apparently it's awesome.
That one's been in the works for a while.
Yeah, I was there on Tuesday.
It's sick.
Spider, Dana, Large, Megan, Roan, Che, Tommy, Taylor, Will, Hannah, Mean Girls.
Alex did tweet out last night.
Yeah, I saw that.
A random bar.
She's like, this is the best bar.
Broadway.
On Broadway.
Nothing will change my mind.
That was wild.
I was surprised no one else talked about that.
Crazy.
And then I was like, I saw it and I was going to say something and then I was like, nah.
I don't give a fuck about this.
But that was hilarious.
She's down there to promote a bar and she's like, Kid Rock's bar is the greatest bar of all time.
You'll never catch me at another bar.
I promise you, if you go to another bar, you're wasting your fucking time.
It's like the one thing she's doing down there is promoting a bar.
She decided to promote another bar.
Hard.
Wild.
Accidentally.
Yeah. Hard Wild Accidentally Yeah I feel like if I was going on the road
And I was like guys
Bill Burr is actually going to be in town
And I tweeted a ticket link for him
This show is going to rule
Save your money
Go to this one
The best bar on Broadway is Kid Rocks
Yeah back to that
But is the Barstool Bar on Broadway?
The Barstool Bar is not on Broadway.
It's not on Broadway.
It's right off Broadway.
It is Broadway, basically.
It's a sick bar, though.
It's huge.
It's got live music.
So does Kid Rocks.
Yeah.
Shit, you're right.
That's right.
I'll say vibes only.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
That's the side of the bar.
And it looks like we're looking at a...
I don't know what I'm looking at. That's the side of the bar. And it looks like we're looking at a... I don't know the scale.
Those Nashville bars must pull in...
Someone told me that Kid Rock's bar makes over $100 million a year.
Oh, shit.
I wonder what the bartenders make.
Probably millionaires.
Yeah, millionaires.
Probably ought to be at LeBron again.
Millionaires?
Yeah.
You guys think they are?
No.
Wasn't one of the guys in the sub a Nashville bartender?
They'd probably be the highest paid bartenders.
Yeah, probably.
New Orleans?
Vegas.
I do follow...
Like Vegas Club?
Yeah.
But Nashville bar...
I mean, I've never been to Vegas, so I guess I can't say.
I follow this hot bartender lady who's a rooftop bartender in Nashville on Broadway,
and she just always goes live all the time on her TikTok,
and she makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a day.
She crushes it.
What a stressful job that would be.
Yeah.
Those bars are so crowded.
They're like five floors.
Everyone's drunk.
Yeah, not the bartenders.
But the thing is, you're always ignoring somebody.
Yeah.
You don't know it, And somebody's always pissed at you
Yeah
It's me that's getting ignored
I've never
I've never been looked at
By a bartender
Yeah me neither
I've been to a lot of bars
A bartender's never seen me
You guys go hand up
Oh yeah
I go $20
I go card in hand up
I do cash
And that
They know
I'm invisible
Do you guys do
Do you guys do this
At a restaurant ever
No
Oh god no
Do what
Write the checks on
Check
It's a very dad move
I don't do that
What I do is the
I never look at the bill
They'll hand me the bill
And I hand them my card
Yeah
All in one
Love that
Yeah
That whole process
Is kind of dated
It's crazy
What am I going to do
Sit and look at the bill For 30 minutes Yeah and also like if you added like an extra app am i
gonna like make a big stink i guess yeah i guess that's true they do do that yeah i'm an easy mark
in that respect i actually was thinking about this
if you ever go to like a big restaurant what's stopping someone from like dressing with
like a button-down dress shirt and walking around in the restaurant and going up to people that are
almost done being like do you want me to pack this up for you and then just walking out with
i want to get free food i bet that's not i. I was at a restaurant on Saturday and a guy walked up,
wasn't wearing what everyone else was wearing,
and he was like, are you guys done?
You want me to pack something up for you?
And then he took it and I was like,
he could easily just walk away and never come back.
It's a perfect crime.
Who is that hungry of a person?
Someone.
Yeah, I guess there's not.
And you probably can only do it once at each restaurant.
You could go to Chipotle and just grab the
to-go bags. So easily.
Yeah, I've always thought about that.
I don't even know if it's...
He could get away with it, because if he just was like,
hey, you want me to take this out of your way?
That's not saying he works
there. Yeah, it's true.
He's just... Yeah, you're right. He could
legally be like, no, I just asked if I could have it.
Yeah. Perfect crime. it's true he's just yeah you're right he could legally be like no i just asked if i could have it yeah perfect crime yeah i've had i've had people come up to me and been like did that guy work here yeah right
yeah are you guys enjoying everything it's just a dude wearing like a t-shirt yeah there's just
a huge loophole in the system i might start doing it it It's really nice restaurants.
Yeah, those big restaurants too.
I remember even the restaurant that I used to work in,
people would show up and I'd be like,
I don't know, I've never seen that person before. Right.
Have you ever accidentally worn something similar
to an employee's uniform to somewhere?
Yeah, that's tough.
I did that to Walmart once.
Yeah, yeah.
People were asking you?
Yeah, one woman asked me to help with the bikes.
I've been on the opposite end, one woman asked me to help with the bikes. Yeah.
I've been on the opposite end where I've asked someone for help.
Oh, yeah, that's brutal.
And they don't work there, and you want to die when you do it.
Brutal.
Oh, my God.
A referee going to Foot Locker.
Nobody's helping.
Yeah.
Tony Chiazza.
Shout out.
Shout out.
I love the Foot Locker when you go and you put on the shoes, you do a little sprint,
a little jump.
Remember Dix had the mini track, and as a kid,
I took that mini track so seriously in the new shoes.
It's like, oh, yeah, okay, these work.
Yeah.
You can feel these.
Why do people need to try on shoes anymore?
Is that like you just know your size?
Yeah, I don't try.
I just buy my shoes online.
Right.
I haven't tried on shoes since I was little,
and my mom would make me.
My mom would make me.
I would put them on. With your big toe. yeah they would do the the fucking contraptment she would
like walk in them and i'm like they're fit and she's like no they're slipping yeah yeah her heels
are popping out touch the toe fit i was way too old to be doing that too i was like in like ninth
grade when your mom was like yeah you were telling them for me.
I was always, when I used to play hockey,
there was a point where you had to have your parents
stop tying your skates for you,
and then you would tie them yourself,
and I could never tie them as tight as my dad.
So I would go out, and my skates would be slipping off.
But you didn't want to be the kid when you're 14
to have your dad come in the locker room
to tie your skates for you yeah i mean but he does time tight ties them real tight real tight yeah
give that extra pull yeah with the leverage oh yeah nothing better uh tj how do you think
yesterday went was it flawless yeah somebody online said said it's the death of the barstool difference
because now we actually do live programming that doesn't mess up.
I thought it was awesome.
I was freaking out all day about rain.
The only issue was there was one moment when I went to go talk to Clemmer on the deck
and the audio guy just left Jerry's mic at full blast
and he was just filming a Twitter video slandering me in the back. Whoa!
Jerry was filming
a video slandering you? Yeah, he was
like, TJ, that guy
doesn't look like a referee, right?
Do we have that clip? Yeah.
I want to see this.
Jerry's a great addition to any of those type
of events because he always gets a little
injured.
He always gives his hardest. That's what you Gary's a great addition to any of those type of events because he always gets a little injured. Yeah, when he pulls his groin at the end.
He always gives his hardest.
That's what you need.
You need people who take it seriously, as dumb as it is.
I feel like Clemmer did surprisingly well, too.
I know.
I think he was pretty bad.
Oh, I thought he was good.
He had like one point.
I guess I just was proud of him for hitting the roof.
I don't know.
I felt like he was.
You stay sneak-dissing the roof. I don't know. I felt like he was. You stay sneak dissonant, dude.
That wasn't sneak dissonant.
You get that proud of him for hitting the roof.
Like, it was so cute how he still finished last, but he showed up.
He was trying.
I was almost resorted to tears last night because I snapped on my cat in such a heinous manner.
What?
There was footage that I would have been unanimously.
What happened?
What did your cat do?
It kept running at full speed over my chest when I was trying to sleep.
And it's getting bigger now, so it's just so annoying.
So what did you say?
I can't say it because everyone would hate me.
It was bad.
Text it to me.
Yeah, text it to me.
I'll do a reading of it.
The ferociousness of my anger.
Yeah, no, text it to me. I'll do a dramatic reading it. The ferociousness of my anger. Yeah, no, text it to me.
I'll do a dramatic reading.
No, no.
Why?
Because it was more of how I reacted.
Yeah, let's reenact.
You'll run across my chest.
I'll lay down.
I didn't say anything too bad.
I'll lay down.
You run across my chest, and I'll snap.
I can't.
I can't believe I even said this much.
Do you still feel guilty?
Horrible.
What are you going to do to make up for it?
I don't know.
You got to get some catnip.
Did it stop the cat from running across your chest?
No, she's been horrible.
What's her cat's name again?
Mateo?
Piper.
Piper.
Good guess.
Mateo.
After the captain of the ship from Anaconda.
Mateo.
Rest in peace.
By the way, Sass, I told you those guys were dead.
I said that.
No, wait.
Who was saying they... I said that they probably died 45 minutes into said that. No, wait. Who was saying they...
I said that they probably died 45 minutes into the trip.
Oh, it was Tommy.
Tommy.
We were telling Tommy because he kept on being like, oh, my God.
Imagine if you were freaking out.
Yeah.
Now it's a false flag for Hunter Biden.
Yep.
Yeah, those...
Navy knew they were dead right away.
The son is popping off right now on Twitter.
I don't know if that's his real account.
Hunter is? No, no, no. Because he got banned and then he went on Instagram. The son is popping off right now on Twitter. I don't know if that's his real account. Hunter is?
No, no, no.
He got banned and then he went on Instagram.
Oh, what is he saying?
He's dropping N-bombs now.
N-bombs.
Every other tweet.
And we're kind of just giving him a pass.
Zod just perked up.
Zod's not giving him a pass.
Me and the rest of the community are kind of just giving him a pass because of what he's going through right now.
Losing his sex.
I feel like it has to be your father.
Your real biological father.
Okay, Lil Sasquatch.
Ever since you went no Bev,
you've been handing out.
If you go no Bev,
you're allowed to throw it around every now and then.
Did you see it?
The 19-year-old was like he didn't want to do it.
He was terrified.
He was trying to make his dad happy.
Because it was Father's Day, he agreed to do it. He terrified what he's like trying to make his dad happy it was because it was father's
day he agreed he died so fucking fast he didn't even have time to be scared oh they did like they
get flattened out like flat stanley i saw that was all of their all of their organs something flat
just you're saying they imploded before they realized they were fucked yes Yes, I saw a doctor wrote down the way it works,
and it's like the human body can understand danger,
and it's like 50 milliseconds,
and the implosion is like 20 milliseconds.
They don't even know.
There was not like an oh shit moment.
It was just death.
Well, he's 19.
He's not so young to die of any means.
Yeah.
So I was on the right side.
No, dude, you're wrong for being sad.
It was fast.
Yeah, I know.
You guys are monsters.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I went down and brought it.
It is interesting, like the pressure thing.
Did you see the train car?
Yeah, the train car was like 1% of what they were at.
And it just crumpled in on itself like it was made of paper.
What is that?
They were trying to show the example of pressure,
and they had a train car above an oil tanker.
Like one of those big round...
Oh, that was cool.
Someone said that it's the equivalent to Whoopi Goldberg
stepping on a grape.
I mean, 375 times
as powerful as this.
Why wouldn't they just say
a person? I guess it was because it was her exact
weight.
Oh my god.
That sucks for Whoopi.
It would happen so fast that
the inside for a flash of the submarine would be, like, hotter than the sun.
Yeah, yeah, I read that.
Whoopi Goldberg, they could have used, like, an NFL star linebacker.
Whoopi Goldberg.
That's crazy.
Oh, they got fucked up.
Yeah.
I didn't understand it until that.
I saw, did you see the video of the guy stalked in rush giving a tour of the thing beforehand?
Yeah.
What did you see there as compared to James Cameron's submersible?
Oh, yeah, James Cameron went, he just flexed on everyone.
He's the biggest hero out of this whole thing.
33 times.
Yeah, he's like, I spent more time with the Titanic
than the captain of the Titanic.
What a flex.
But, like, his submersible only has, like, 42 inches of cockpit space,
but it's, like like so much bigger.
Yeah.
He's been down to the Mariana Trench.
Yeah.
Which is like twice the depth.
Yeah.
Or maybe not.
It's like 10,000 more feet.
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Did you see also the clip?
I didn't realize that Bill Paxton broke 9-11 news to James Cameron.
He was in the sub when it happened.
Yeah.
And he said 9-11 happened. Sir, 9-11 happened. Came Cameron. He was in the sub when it happened. Yeah. And he said 9-11 happened.
Sir, 9-11 happened.
Came up.
I was like, dude.
Oh, my goodness.
First terrorist attack in history, Jim.
We all were very wrapped up in what we were doing,
and we all thought it was desperately important.
Get my two separate hijacked commercial jets.
Bill Paxton must have felt like a hero.
You could tell he was a little best feeling.
What a news to break.
Making news is the best feeling in the world.
I got the notification on my phone that they found the debris of the submarine
as soon as we were going live, and I didn't say a word.
I should have done it.
Big miss.
So they weren't even going to be able to see the Titanic.
There was one little portal.
They were like 15 minutes.
There was one tiny window, and it was only in the bathroom, the toilet area.
Right.
So if they wanted to look at it, they would have to just look at it on the screen.
They would have to take turns.
That is a large suitcase for Clever.
Yeah, absurdly big.
Oh, my God.
That's where he might be a body inside.
Is his whole house in there?
That's where he sleeps at night.
He just curls up in there.
It's a go bed.
Boy, boy, Marty.
No, this production is...
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I'm going to send the camera over to TJ for an interview.
All right, Jersey Jerry.
TJ?
I'm coming up to Clem around the patio here.
How are we doing with the girl?
Did I accept?
I had a little...
I didn't know this. That's here nor there. Coming up to Clem around the patio here. How are we doing with the grill? Did I accept the ping off?
I didn't know this.
That's here nor there.
There should have never been a ping.
Ever.
In the first place.
400 to 500 degrees.
There should have been no ping. I have no idea where the food is.
I was told to get the grill ready.
So this is my workstation.
The only two people that say they saw it is TJ.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know how to say this the right way.
Burgers, hot dogs.
Does he look like a ref?
Like a real ref?
You don't look like Ed Hockney to me.
Oh, my Jesus.
He's way funnier than I thought.
Never should have been a fan.
Max, where's the food?
I'm confident in Clemmer.
This is so funny.
I just get fucked.
No, that's my life story.
TJ, could you hear that? My life story. I just get fucked. No, that's my life story. TJ, could you hear that?
My life story, I just get fucked.
Just astounding that our audio guy let that go.
That's so funny, though.
I hate work by him.
Shocking, shocking.
My whole life, I just get fucked.
Jerry, he's the best.
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Frank's at the top of the cameo leaderboard again.
Yes.
Yes.
Good for him.
What's his price again?
20 today?
20 times.
Where's he been?
He's doing 20 a day.
He's in Nebraska, isn't he?
Or something like that?
Or is he somewhere?
He was here yesterday.
Was he here yesterday?
Yeah.
He doesn't come in on Friday, so he's probably not here.
Chef Donnie's been pumping out some great videos.
Dude, I'm obsessed with watching his daily videos.
Did you see his apartment?
He looks like he's living in a movie.
Yeah. He looks like he's living in a movie.
Yeah.
He looks like he's spending an entire summer in a movie set.
It's a pretty wild schedule that he has, though.
It's pretty, like, brutal.
What do you mean?
He's, like, sleeping for, like, an hour a night,
and then he has to go right back to the restaurant and prep,
and then goes home and sleeps. Love of the game.
He's like, yeah, we're done for the afternoon.
We don't have to come back till evening,
and evening starts in, like, 20 minutes. Yeah, I love like yeah we're done for the afternoon we don't have to come back till evening and evening starts in like 20 minutes.
It's like I love when
he speaks French too.
This is a really nice
apartment.
Like holy shit.
Yeah apparently he got
like he got like
upgraded almost.
He's living with the
chef.
He can't even fucking
touch the ceiling.
The town he's in too
looks like it's out of
a movie.
It's like the most
perfect little town.
No AC but these videos are like the daily series is really cool.
No AC?
Yeah.
I'm out.
His bed doesn't look the comfiest.
I'll say that.
I'm out.
There it is.
Oh, yeah.
No AC.
Oh, it looks negative comfort.
Yeah.
That's so sick.
Yeah, but no AC.
Did you hear that part?
Yeah, but I don't have AC, so.
I guess Donnie's in shape, so he can just take his shirt off.
Yeah.
This is me off.
Not fair.
Why would anybody ever choose me over that?
Doesn't make sense.
Honestly, no one would.
Nobody would.
Nobody.
Literally not a single soul.
Oh, I understand.
All right, should we play some Sporkle?
We have to.
We have to at least get an hour.
15 minutes.
This is such a great Friday activity.
I know.
What did you tell your cat?
Yes.
Tell us.
It wasn't the words I used.
It was how I did it.
I just felt like an alcoholic, abusive husband.
Say something else in the same tone.
No, I can't replicate this.
Was it more the motion with the sheets?
Was it like the way you moved?
Yeah, it was.
Piper!
It just made me feel extreme guilt.
Did you like crunch your fist?
Yeah, and it just shows like the type of person I am.
Like the way cats play though, they flip out on each other.
Piper probably thought, oh, just a guy being a dude.
Did you throw your cat?
Oh, no. Did you throw your cat? Oh, no.
Did you throw your cat?
I was like, yeah.
Oh, you threw your cat.
I was half joking.
You threw your cat.
No, like a UPS guy.
Yeah, you're not breaking the content.
There'd be a dent in the box.
A UPS guy doesn't go up any of the steps.
I'm lying.
I'm making it sound better because, again, if I told you the truth, I would be horrendous.
So UPS guy not going up any of the steps?
You threw it against the wall.
No.
It was a spike.
You swung it by its tail.
Said too much.
Said too much.
Well, okay, let's look online.
Let's find the nicest cat toy available.
The nicest cat toy on the market.
I play with her so often.
And you got that nice-
We get on the floor, we do turn-taking.
Our play is like a dance sequence.
She does something, then I do something.
Are you treating your cat like a little-
Like a little kid, yeah.
Well, yes.
A developmentally stunted child?
Well, no, play should be the same across the board,
even for regular, developed kids.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hmm.
What about that?
Yeah, that way you don't have to play with it.
You just turn the...
Wait, scroll back up.
The picture of this cat.
Siamese.
I think the cat actually is seeing right now what KB did to his cat.
It just heard.
It heard through the grapevine.
Yeah.
Did you hear what happened to Piper last night?
I'm finally gaining some steam in the cat community too.
Really?
Well, that's saying once they get a hold of this, you're fucked.
Okay, done. And they're going to pull this you're fucked and they're gonna pull up
the alligator video
and they're like
this is how this guy
treats animals
if there was a dog
on that submersible
how do you think
people would react
oh so much sadder
yep they'd be flipping out
well yeah
they'd be so mad
they brought a dog
it can't even enjoy
the experience
I was looking at Reddit and
someone posted and they were like
the lack of sympathy is pretty crazy
and then everyone was giving their explanation
as to why they are not sympathetic at all.
Yeah. People are
so fucking stupid. Also the people were like
why does anyone care this much
about it? It's like well
the Titanic's a pretty famous thing
that made a lot of people
still hold up.
I don't get why they would want to do that.
I can understand exactly why people are fascinated
by this. And their little thing
landed. They said the debris is only like a thousand feet
from it now. And right next to it.
Not only that, but I don't know if I'm
just stupid, but I thought
people were going down to see the Titanic
all the time. Me too. I thought it was the easiest trip ever.
I thought it was like a whale watching tour.
I thought it was like USS Arizona.
Yeah.
I thought that we had gotten such great sub-technology that it was like, oh, you want to go down and see the Titanic?
No problem.
Me too.
So where did the Titanic crash?
You said it was 900 miles off of Cape Cod?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a lot closer than I realized.
Yeah.
Iceberg Alley?
You have icebergs?
It's funny that they got
the picture of the iceberg.
They did it.
They do?
They still have it?
No, it's gone.
It's gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they...
Blew it up.
After it happened,
they found the iceberg.
Like that shark.
They're like, look.
It was that motherfucker.
Look what it did.
Yeah.
The captain of that ship
had to have been
the biggest dumbass Of all time
Oh yeah
Was he drunk?
No he was
I think he was just
They just didn't think
Iceberg
They really didn't think
That anything could sink
Which is so funny
Because the Titanic
Just wasn't even that big
Oh have you seen the
Yeah
Versus what we have now
Oh can I?
I thought it was
Tiny
I thought it was huge
Compared to now
It's nothing
What?
Yeah how big
Oh it's not the Staten Island Ferry.
Compared to what?
Is it small?
It's not big.
There's a picture that's been going around where it's like the Titanic in front of the
Carnival cruise ship.
Yeah, it's smaller?
Whoa.
Wait.
I assumed it was the biggest thing in the world.
Like the equivalent to Whoopi Goldberg standing next to a rape.
That's it right there.
Look how small that is.
It's the Titanic.
Oh, that's in the front.
Yes. It's tiny right there. Look how small that is. Oh, that's in the front. Yes.
It's tiny.
Tiny.
This is like that picture of that blonde on the couch with all those dudes behind her.
Yeah, exactly like that.
All those fellas.
They're like AI-ing hot women now.
What?
What?
Looks hyper-realistic.
Oh, yeah, they've been doing that for a bit.
Yeah, I missed it. Yeah. I don't need any more of that. And everyone Looks hyper-realistic. Oh yeah, they've been doing that for a bit. I missed it.
I don't need any more of that.
And everyone's just like,
finally, a real girl.
People's perspective on women right now
have never been more crazy.
Correct.
People hate women.
I think more than ever.
Really?
Not more than ever.
Definitely not more than ever.
I think we're genuinely close to to like women aren't even like.
What happened?
What was the term?
What did they do wrong?
Just like incels.
They're stronger than ever.
Yeah, more of them are on the internet.
They're growing.
There's way more incels than there's ever been.
Yeah, so vocal.
They hate women.
It is funny too that like incels have all this hate and anger,
and their kryptonite is literally just a woman having sex with them.
Yeah.
Not an incel anymore. Yeah, it would change their entire perspective.
Yeah, become a vol cell.
Yeah.
I think it's like more young kids are incels now, too.
How can you?
I think it's probably common for-
Oh, because young kids are skipping past the awkward rejection phase.
Oh, that's what happens.
The Andrew Tate thing, they really think he's really cool.
Teens are going the incel route.
It's amazing how many of them I see, even at Planet Fitness, who are on steroids.
Are you serious?
It must be a new trend.
It's not like the typical.
So many juiced up teens.
There's a shitload of incels.
Isn't that just more for us?
Kind of, yeah.
But it's not like the typical.
Boys, we've never had it better.
It's not the typical 4chan incel.
It's a different breed.
It's like religious jacked dudes.
You've got to think of it the other way.
Like kind of dickhead dudes have never had it better.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like a bunch of streamers now are just becoming Muslim.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Jacked Indian dudes hate women more than anyone on earth.
Really?
Swear to God.
Swear to God.
I don't know how I would fact check that.
Yeah.
I'm going to take your word for it.
Look at any comment on any Instagram post of a girl doing anything,
and the top comment will be a jacked Indian dude being like,
stay strong, boys.
Don't fall into the trap.
But how did he get there?
Sounds like he's not.
Didn't get any pussy.
Yeah, but I'm saying like.
Indian dudes are obsessed with women.
If you're staying strong, you wouldn't even know that this woman posted.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's so they just spam that for every single post.
And finally, that dude is getting flamed on everything.
That dude, the guy that I was talking about
that walks into the camera and he's like...
Oh, that was only a matter of time.
They're flaming him, tearing him up.
Oh, good.
He still has like a cult fan base.
He's like, I wish there were more men like you.
That sounds like it's a win for us.
But the trad wife, that's my TikTok algorithm.
That's getting very popular again, too. The trad wife.
It's the women who are like, I want an incel man.
I want to just be at home, barefoot, pregnant, cooking, doing everything.
Tell me what to do, blah, blah, blah.
Like, I'm meant to breathe.
Yes.
And part of it is getting into Christianity as well.
It's a big, that's like a big movement right now.
It's like, this is what you're supposed to be and what you're supposed to like.
This is like happening not just in like the Midwest, in big cities, like New York.
Yeah.
I got a DM from a dude.
You spot them.
I got a DM from a dude after.
Could you point them out to us?
They're really good at baking bread.
I saw one that was like, ladies, look what we lost.
We used to never have to work.
I'm like, oh.
Have you been at home on the weekend with your kids?
That's a lot of work.
That's a lot of work.
I got a DM from a guy over the weekend asking me to do his podcast.
And he was like like we get like
130 million views a month and then i clicked and he had like 10 million followers i clicked on his
on his instagram and it's just all the clips are just him with a panel of 15 girls like being like
you guys that's that's that's a huge podcast what's it called there's a hundred of them oh okay yeah
and i was like dude i imagine if I was on this podcast.
Imagine if I went on that podcast.
Funny.
Sounds like you should.
Yeah, I feel like you should.
Put him in his place.
There would be clips of me on the internet in like black and white text with like dramatic music in the background.
Again, I don't know where this is.
I don't know where this is.
This is a podcast that's like a panel of lots of women.
You've never seen these podcasts?
No. Where it's just like one dude wearing a suit and then like ten panel of lots of women. You've never seen these podcasts? No.
Where it's just like one dude wearing a suit
and then like 10 OnlyFans girls?
Yeah.
Oh, and he's just like shitting on the trip.
He like picks them apart.
Yeah, he picks them apart.
Because he's prepped for a debate.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he just sets them up.
And then he's like trying to better them.
Why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't this be cool for you?
Oh, dude, it's the most lame thing of all time.
But that would be so awesome If you just like went on
And you were like
I got this lady
Yeah
Is he bothering you?
Can I see an example?
Yeah
Don't
No one post the clip
Of me talking about my cat
On social media
Please don't
Can't have my girlfriend
Seeing that
Oh no
What if she doesn't know?
Yeah
Have you seen that?
Piper's definitely
Going to tell her
Yeah
Isn't that podcast
Where KB has like
10 cats on And he just puts them all down?
Yeah.
Beats them all.
The Don't Fuck With Cats crew is going to come for you big time.
That's what I'm worried about.
Kyle, why is Piper acting different?
That's what I can't have.
Why is Piper scared?
Doesn't she usually run across your chest at this time?
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, like this shit.
She's 30 points.
She's not 30.
No, that wasn't a 30.
I need you on the show.
This is horrible.
None of the mics are on at the proper volume. on the show. Oh, yeah. This is horrible. And they still want me. So what's the,
what's, what, what?
None of the mics are on.
I like the proper volume.
It's been years of sex and they still want me.
What's the point?
With this music
in the background.
Why are they calling
from a 34-year-old
with a guy
Oh, she's disgusted.
But these guys, too, even if the women best them and make them look dumb,
they still just make it seem like they won and everyone acts like they won.
I don't know.
All of those guys would have sex with that woman.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
What do the comments say?
I don't even know what happened.
I don't know what happened there either.
I have no idea.
I was expecting like a bass drop and then the dude to say something.
I'm going to ask you it.
She got loud and defensive as F about being single at 34.
She didn't get it.
Yeah, it's weird out there.
It's weird out there.
They still want me.
Wow, she really doesn't get it.
If you give me free beer for five years, I'll keep coming back.
All right, so this is the world now.
Yeah, Sass, you got to do it.
I don't think this is the real world.
It's not.
No.
Yeah, if you live on the internet, it is.
That's why I deleted it.
I'm trying not to go on any of that shit.
Sounds like you go on it a lot.
Yeah, I've been doing it, but then I can't speak.
I can't have conversations unless I've been on the internet.
I catch myself on Instagram Reels, and then I instantly swipe out of it.
It's just such a time suck.
You're an Instagram Reels?
Well, I deleted TikTok a while ago, and then now they just changed Instagram,
and I can't delete Instagram because I use Instagram.
I had to get rid of the apps on the weekend.
Delete.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
I delete Twitter and Instagram off my phone on the weekends now.
It's hard.
Yeah.
When it's off your phone, there's nothing you can do.
It is part of our job.
It is, yeah.
Yeah, that's why.
Yeah, you need to be in tune.
Fuck.
Yeah, like, I would love to do that, too.
I'm bad at my job.
No, you're not.
Thanks, man.
Just Donnie's.
Chef Donnie's better.
Well, yeah.
At everything.
Chef Donnie's killing the game.
So hot.
I love this Grady Dick guy I didn't know he was
Oh yeah
Me too
I'm getting a lot of hate
But he seems great
Yeah
He also
He's Kansas
He got drafted last night in the NBA
Played for Kansas last year
Kid from Kansas
Like white tall kid from Kansas
Makes hilarious TikToks
Just dancing
Being goofy
But he wore like The most absurd outfit last night tall kid from Kansas makes hilarious TikToks, just dancing, being goofy.
But he wore like the most absurd outfit last night. The one that had the hat on.
He's got a slipper suit jacket.
But I was saying.
Yeah, that's amazing.
And some of the people seem like genuinely annoyed at him for dressing up.
And I liked his answer.
Like, I'm only going to do this once in my life.
I'm going to dress like an idiot if I want to.
Also, I was saying that, like, if your last name's Dick, you have to do something that takes away from people being like, wait, it's Grady Dick?
The whole name, Grady Dick.
Why Grady?
If your last name is they did him dirty.
That sounds like a synonym for dirty.
Show his outfit.
Grade D.
Unclean.
It sounds like a grade D Dick.
Grade D Dick.
It's actually grade Y Dick.
Grade Y Dick.
This is what he's wearing.
I liked it.
He looks ridiculous, but...
But, like...
Are the shoulders real wide in that?
He looks like Che with the pads on under his jacket.
Yeah.
One of the talking head suits.
Yeah.
Yep.
Where'd he go? Toronto?
Where's he going?
Toronto, yep.
Raptors.
Good for him.
Good for Grady.
Victor Wimbenyama speaks better English than I do, which can hurt.
And he's insightful and smart.
Him getting amped up for his teammate being drafted.
Shit.
Awesome.
Then Charlotte reacting to Scoot.
No, they didn't get Scoot.
They got Brandon Miller.
Yeah, it was very funny.
The mascot?
Yeah.
Oh, so good.
Mascots getting upset.
One of my favorite things to watch.
I genuinely...
What happened?
They had a watch party.
Oh, this is the Alabama guy?
Yeah.
He just couldn't help himself.
Yeah, he's just like, God damn it.
Just sad mascots.
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tj can you pull up that tweet from Frankie Bucca that he tweeted at you
and the Yak?
Yeah, there's a big debate.
Yeah, we need to settle this.
A lot of drama going on behind the scenes about roofball.
Oh, no.
He had a bet with his friend on who would win.
How should he handle this?
How should I handle this?
So this is Frankie's right.
Since Brandon can't play, I'm taking Che to win it all for the Benji.
No way you pick Brandon and he's eliminated.
Well, I'm not paying for you $50 when I have no chance of winning.
Give me Che or bets off.
I'm JK, bro.
Take Che.
I don't know who that is anyway.
Funny.
Yikes, you just messed up, Che.
Don't take L's.
Yo, stop ignoring my DM and send me the money.
I didn't see your DM, but like I said yesterday, Che didn't
win. The creator guy did.
I agree. Shouldn't have to pay?
Shouldn't have to pay. But then
that guy DMed Che, and Che answered that
he is the champ. No.
Did Che...
We had Che put... Yeah, he
messaged Che. Bro, this is
going to be dicey for me.
LOL, you won, but Adam got the trophy.
He declared me the champion.
No, that's not true.
He played.
Che put odds on Adam.
Yeah.
Adam played.
He won the championship.
Che won the Yak championship, which was a pity prize,
so that we had one of us win something.
Sorry, Frankie.
Che cannot.
I wish. Oh, man. Che cannot. I wish.
Oh, man.
I don't even remember Adam saying that.
What do you say to him?
That was such a pity.
Yeah, you can come too.
Like, I wouldn't have accepted a championship.
I wouldn't.
I mean, if I was Che or KB and you guys were good enough, I'd go just because it sounds
like fun.
But I wouldn't call myself a champ.
No.
Are you really going to go?
You got to. Yeah.
Yeah. I feel like you're on camera currently.
I don't think I deserve to, but I've never
been up there. Yeah. Very fun.
It'll be nice to get out of the apartment, let things cool down.
Right.
Yeah.
I do so much for that cat.
For one weekend, Piper won't be scared.
Finally.
I can sleep well for a couple nights.
I shouldn't have even said anything.
You feel guilty.
You had to get off your chest. Had to.
I felt so bad.
How loud did you scream?
I can't really project too loud.
Did you thrash?
I didn't throw her.
I know.
Pushed her.
Tossed.
Tossed my bean bag.
She laid on my bean bag.
She's not comfortable.
Did she stop after that?
No, because I had to lock her in the...
Well, not lock her.
I have a big closet.
She loves it in there.
Listen, I can't fall asleep if she's going to be running around on me.
She likes the closet, and I set my alarm for 3 a.m.
so I could get her out of the closet.
What is happening over there?
It's a huge closet.
Some cats have smaller homes in my closet.
It could be an office.
I just found out that KB locked his cat in the closet last night.
I didn't lock the door at all.
I just shut the door.
So it technically wasn't locked.
It's just the opposable thumbs made it locked.
Lack thereof.
Was she meowing to get out?
No, she likes it in there more.
She told you that?
Yeah.
Where's Brandon?
That's crazy. I don't know where he is. Why, did he just text? No, he's tweeting. Where's Brandon?
That's crazy I don't know where he is
Why did he just text?
No he's tweeting
Yeah
I'm out for
The majority of next week unfortunately
Damn really?
We're doing uh
I don't know
Have we said it TJ?
I don't think we're supposed to say it
Are we supposed to say it?
I don't know what you're talking about
We're doing a Oh I know what you're talking about.
We're doing a... Oh, I know what you're talking about.
I feel like it's been talked...
I think Hank talked about it on this show.
Yeah, we're doing a golf tournament
that won't air until the Ryder Cup,
but it's like 14 or 15 Barstool people.
Oh, yeah.
Francis was talking about that.
Like a four-day event.
I'm not super pumped about it.
I'll be honest.
Like a mini Barstool Classic with only Barstool people?
Yeah.
Okay.
But it's like teams.
Okay.
Dave and I are both captains, and so it's like a Ryder Cup kind of setup.
Cool.
Pretty cool.
Yeah, except for the fact that I don't like golf.
Yeah.
That changes everything.
Well, at least you only have to play for four days.
Four days.
Where is it?
North Carolina.
North Carolina.
What is this?
What's it called?
It's called the Writer Cup.
W-R-I-T-E-R.
Oh.
It's good.
Get it?
Yeah, I get it.
Bloggers.
It's going to be...
I'm sure it'll be great.
I'd rather be playing a softball game
oh yeah
oh yeah
when is that
Jerry and I are going out there
I need to text the guy
with my flight
Jerry and I are going there
it's July 15th
what is it again
the Steelers
softball game
oh yeah
that'll be awesome yeah is there anyone in particular you're excited to What is it again? The Steelers softball game. Oh, yeah.
That'll be awesome.
Yeah.
Is there anyone in particular you're excited to,
or you don't know who's going to be there yet? I have not looked at who I'm playing with, but it'll be cool.
I think Kenny Pickett's going.
I'll try to redeem myself.
What happened?
Ever since Arizona.
What happened again?
I tried to dance with him.
Tried to dance with him? I tried to dance with him. Tried to dance with him?
I tried to dance with him.
Just asked him to dance.
He probably won't remember.
No chance.
So I'll ask again.
I'll text him right now
and be like,
Hey,
the guy who tried to dance with you.
In Arizona?
In Arizona is coming.
That's fine.
I won't.
I'll do it.
Nah.
Nah.
Is it at PNC Park?
No, it's where the Washington Wild Things play.
Ah.
Ooh.
They used to have hot tub seats.
Really?
But you, like, went in your clothes.
Like, you could win hot tub seats while you were there, and you just sitting in the hot tub it's like the original wet yeah i like that
i was always getting those seats speaking of which you wouldn't go in our clothes
yeah you could like win them there oh but you really were getting those right yeah and they
were like you could yeah i did go in my clothes I would just take my shirt off. Yeah. I was always in shorts or something, but yeah.
You were dead.
Hey.
What do they look like?
Just a grody jacuzzi just in the corner.
Don't fuck with me.
That DSS, what is it?
Oh, man, I ain't jumping in that jumpsuit.
Come on.
Come on.
What?
Okay, we got a phone call. TPS?
Oh, yeah.
Protective Services calling you?
Feline Protective Services. Cat Protective Services.
Why didn't I just...
It's right there.
I just said feline. That was a Clown Tony
O'Brown moment. That was Clown Tony O'Brown.
Who did that? Skip, I think?
No.
Oh, yeah. Clown Tony O'Brown. His last name literally rhymes who did that skip i think no it was that sharp oh yeah
clowntonio brown his last name literally rhymes with clown yeah
so good
that was the did you did you see that video oh my god you God. You can play it, TJ. I tweeted it.
The Marty Smith clip was so cringeworthy last night.
He was live in San Antonio for the Wemba Nyama pick.
I cringed so hard when he dropped this.
He thought he nailed it, too.
Basically, anytime they have anything in the South, they're like,
Marty Smith will go.
Do a quick hit. Send him there.
Yeah.
He's got a Southern accent.
It was.
TJ.
San Antonio is now.
Wait.
Is he the one with it?
Are you talking about the guy with the.
Yeah.
He's the designated Southern accent guy.
San Antonio is now Wim Bantonio.
Wim Bantonio.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
Ugh.
Ugh, Wim Bantonio too.
Like, what?
He had time to make that.
Yeah.
It would have been hilarious if he wasn't the first man.
I mean, he's going to really have to stick the basketball down there.
What do you mean?
What's he going to do in San Antonio?
Chips and salsa?
He'll get a frozen drink at the Riverwalk.
Nice draw on the Riverwalk.
I like that. San Antonio Riverwalk is cool stroll on the Riverwalk. I like that.
San Antonio Riverwalk is cool.
It was an illusion.
You look at it and you're like, oh my God, this is sick.
Then you experience it and you're like, oh, this is...
Yeah, but going there for a weekend.
Yeah, we went for the Final Four.
It was fun.
Yeah, it wasn't bad.
But I thought it was natural.
I was like, this is amazing.
It's not?
No, they built...
It's all fake.
It's like a Disneyland ride.
The Army Corps of Engineers built it or something. Oh. It's not? No, they built... It's all fake. It's like a Disneyland ride. The Army Corps of Engineers built it or something.
Oh.
It's not real.
You did a rundown on one of those boats.
Huh.
I didn't know that.
Well, now that's ruined.
Yeah.
Fuck that city.
Yes.
I don't think I've ever been to San Antonio.
It's great.
The Riverwalk.
The Riverwalk is fucking awesome.
It's wonder of the world. No, it's not real. What Riverwalk. The Riverwalk is fucking awesome. It's Wonder of the World.
No, it's not real.
What?
Yeah.
Just found out about that recently.
Saw a TikTok about it.
Yeah.
All right, let's do the last ad, and then let's play some Sporkle.
Yeah.
Yes.
Let's really play.
Do the last ad of Shitty Race.
Let's play for like an hour.
I'm going to win today.
Kill it. play the last out of shitty race let's play for like an hour i'm gonna win today you know what actually i tried to do a tiktok dance yesterday for the first time i didn't try to do the pine i just got an update from frankie bucca
the frankie made the bet before adam was involved ah
does that i'm ass yeah sorry Ah. Does that change? Dumbass. Yeah.
Sorry, dumbass.
He could have changed his bed if he wanted to.
So is the official ruling sorry, dumbass?
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Nick, you see the whole West Virginia team is leaving?
Yeah, I'm seeing this right now.
The entire team?
Well, Joe Tisano and Kirk Risa.
Oh, no.
That's the first of many, yeah.
Bad.
It's not good.
Although I saw maybe Andy Kennedy was going to be the new coach.
He's awesome.
Where's he from?
UAB.
He was at Cincinnati, then UAB.
He's a good coach.
Hell of a coach. Shelly Walker, Mavericks. Why'd he go from Cincinnati? UAB. He was at Cincinnati, then UAB. He's a good coach. Hell of a coach.
Shelly Walker, Mavericks.
Why'd he go from Cincinnati to UAB?
He didn't really like Cincinnati and UAB.
He just kind of felt like more of a home for him.
Was it Ole Miss, maybe?
Ole Miss to UAB?
That seems like a step backwards, doesn't it?
I think he might have had a DUI.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Just one, and that's fine.
Put some at the top of the list for West Virginia.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I don't actually know that, so I don't want to say it because he's a friend.
Let me fact check that real quick.
Who, the coach?
Yeah.
He's a great dude.
Maybe he didn't. Maybe there wasn't an incident.
Ole Miss.
That's fine.
Maybe nothing happened.
No, he's fine.
He's fine.
He's totally fine.
Nothing happened.
He's good.
He did get arrested.
Or hold the phone.
Or what? Murder. A little too much fun?
That thing with his cat.
What the fuck did I just hear?
In Cincinnati,
misdemeanor assault on a 25 year old cab driver
wasn't driving drunk
so he was being responsible
former Cincinnati coach that gets a little
too drunk
hmm
oh and the cabbie dropped a racial slur
on his party
he's a hero
yeah
I would have
cracked his skull.
I stand with Andy.
Fuck that.
Should we make
sure?
That would be great.
Yeah, it just sucks
what's happening.
Really, really
hopeful year.
Now I have nothing
to look forward to
when it comes to
collegiate athletics.
Steelers.
Collegiate, but
that division's brutal.
Steelers. Yeah. Steelers. Steelegiate, but that division's brutal. Steelers.
Yeah.
Steelers.
Steelers should be good.
Yeah.
I hope the Steelers are good for Jerry and you.
Jerry more.
Oh, but you too.
I enjoy silently.
I would like Steeler Nick to.
I would never kill myself.
Would you stop?
Over that.
Would you stop doing the dishes?
Clarify. Stop doing the dishes? Yes. Clarify.
Stop doing the dishes?
It would be good if they made the playoffs and you showed up full face paint.
Which one of their two colors?
Ooh.
Good question.
You can't.
If you go half and half.
You have to go half and half.
Ukrainian flag.
Half and half.
Yeah, you go black and black.
Yeah, you could pull it off.
I can yellow.
Yeah, no, you could pull that off. Okay. Maybe just a little. Like 51% yellow. black. Yeah, you could pull it off. I can yellow. Yeah, no, you could pull that off.
Maybe just a little, like 51% yellow.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you can't even round up to blackface.
I think what you do is you do a yellow.
Reveal in the hospital.
Yeah.
You do yellow, black, and then you do the Steelers logo on the black side.
Yes.
Yeah.
Because my buddy once did yellow, black, half and half,
and Bobby Palmer, and he got photographed from the side.
Oh.
It was black.
Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that.
If you go half and half, you have to go up and down,
like a Voltorb.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
That's a good call.
Yeah.
Maybe just lines.
Hopefully you're not giving head to anyone.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You only see the top half.
If I'm eating pussy, I look down and see.
Wait a minute, what?
Yeah, or if you do it the other way, someone's giving you head.
Right, if somebody's...
You have black on the bottom.
Jesus Christ, yeah, fuck.
There's no way to win.
You just can't do oral.
Yeah.
If you go half and half. Wait a minute, this guy seems terrible. Yeah, fuck. There's no way to win. You just can't do oral. Yeah. If you go half and half.
Wait a minute, this guy seems terrible.
Yeah, exactly.
The one time I go half and half vertical and I do the tool time experience behind the fence.
The full immersion of tool time.
All right, let's fire it up, Zaha.
Well, full Wilson.
All right, most expensive painting ever sold.
Two youngest U.S. presidents.
Three musketeers.
Four major professional sports leagues.
Five deadliest Civil War battles.
This one can't be made for us.
Six least populated states.
Seven deadly sins.
Eight MLB franchises with most World Series wins.
Nine NBA players with most career rebounds.
Ten richest people in the world.
Whoa. Okay. This the world. Whoa.
Okay.
This is good.
Yeah.
It's everything.
Again, I'm not cheating.
I just take a picture of it and zoom it on my phone
And people think you're cheating.
So I can see.
We know you're cheating.
The results show that you are not cheating.
If you were cheating, you're the worst cheater ever
because you're usually out very quickly.
Unless you miss your first one to throw us off the trail.
Yeah.
I am cheating, but I intentionally.
So many people pretended to know Luxembourg was a country, and I know.
But you said that so confidently.
To me, I think everyone thinks that's a city.
I don't even have, I've never had thoughts on Luxembourg.
Me neither.
I'm indifferent.
A lot of people talking.
It is a city.
It's the capital.
Of?
Of itself. Oh, of people talking. It is a city. It's the capital. Of? Of itself.
Oh, of itself.
Okay.
Right off the bat, don't know any of the first three, so the MLB.
Nice.
I'll go NFL.
NHL.
Gettysburg
What the hell
It's Nick's turn
Oh I'm sorry
Wait so take that away
No I'm taking Gettysburg
Okay you got Gettysburg
Let's clear the board
We're a major US professional sports league
What's up there MLB NHL
NFL
Wait MLB, NHL, NFL.
Uh-oh.
Wait.
MLB, NHL, NFL.
Basketball, hockey.
Uh-oh.
Baseball.
Five.
Oh, my God. Stop.
Three.
Eight.
Eight franchisees.
No phone.
Two.
No phone.
And Richard's people.
Richard Branson.
Show me Branson.
He's not.
I know. Oh, man. He's not. I know.
That was the worst out ever.
I also like how you kept on saying basketball.
Basketball's not up there.
It's too many.
The NBA.
God damn it.
And you had Gettysburg.
Well.
Took it.
All right, go ahead.
That's what I was going to say.
I'll go Elon Musk.
I don't think so.
Elon Musk is the richest person in the world.
I hate this fucking game so much.
I'll go Jeff Bezos.
No?
Has to be.
I mean, oh, thank God.
I know all these other ones
alright
Bill Gates
that happens so much
in this game
where you know
a bunch of other stuff
but if someone
guesses one category
you just go the same category
yeah
so I'm up
um
Wrath
or Seven Deadly Sins
uh
W-R-A-T-H
W-R-A-T-H
Riff Raff
uh
yeah
Sass um I'll go with Mark Zuckerberg W-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A-N-G-O-R-A-T-A- Show me the New York Yankees. Show me lust.
Gluttony.
T-T-O-N-Y.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Two youngest U.S. presidents.
No, I'm not going to guess that one.
Oh, you had it.
Six least populated states.
You got this.
I'll go Rhode Island.
I don't know, Sass.
I don't think so.
It's the smallest, but.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
Well, no, it's not. We know it's not. Well, it's the smallest in the states. Yeah, the smallest, but... Yeah, I don't think it is. Well, no, it's not.
We know it's not.
Well, it's the smallest in the state.
Yeah, I know, but I was wrong.
Yeah, right.
It's probably close.
Probably on the cusp, yeah.
JFK.
Wyoming.
That's so dumb.
Greed.
Cardinals.
Lust, greed, wrath.
I'm trying to think of the fucking movie, but what else was in there?
Sloth.
Nice.
You're up, KB.
All right, Vermont.
So is it just any state with mountains?
Not California.
Montana?
Montana?
Oh, man.
Alaska.
That's shocking to me.
Damn.
North Dakota.
Why didn't I go with player rebounds?
What the fuck?
I'm such a dick.
I'll go Maine.
I did the thing I was talking about. Fuck. talking about Guess one and then you do the same subject
RIKB for the win
South Dakota
Really?
I might not be
Idaho the last one?
Maybe
I would have been out no matter what
Red Sox, Dodgers
I just completely ignored baseball
Reds Giants? Probably That would have been out no matter what. Red Sox. Red Sox, maybe. Dodgers. Oh, I just completely ignored baseball.
Reds.
Red Sox.
Giants?
Probably.
If KB didn't count me down, my eyes could look around a little more.
No, no.
Pirates.
Yeah.
No, Pirates.
Yeah.
What the fuck happened?
Most rebounds?
Ben Wallace, Rodman, Kareem.
I mean, is LeBron on there?
Whoa, Ben Wallace isn't on there.
Not Rodman either.
Really?
Malone?
Wilt, Duncan, Malone, Garnett.
I just assume LeBron's on every single list.
Wow.
All right, we've been out a million different ways.
Who was the other president, the young one?
Theodore Roosevelt.
Oh, Teddy Roosevelt.
I thought it was Brock. He's so old in pictures.
Yeah, he does.
He's really old.
How old was he?
All right, we did not do well on that.
That was a bad one.
That was a bad one.
Really bad.
Really sloppy.
We can do one more.
We can do multiple.
Okay, good.
All right, next one.
One even prime number.
Use letters.
Two colors on Poland's flag. Three men's tennis players with 20-plus grand slam titles.
Four presidents on Mount Rushmore.
Five NBA teams in the Northwest Division.
Six states bordering Wyoming.
Seven European Union nations with over 15 million people.
Eight NFL players with 110-plus receiving TDs.
Nine MLB teams to win a World Series since 2010,
10 Canadian Providence.
This is so skewed towards Kyle.
Polish.
All right.
Kyle, you're up.
We are dumb.
Red.
Nice.
George Washington.
Nice.
Thomas Jefferson.
I keep doing it where I guess the thing after.
White.
And that clears the Polish flag.
Cleared.
All right, Kate, see if you can make it through one round.
Jesus Christ.
If I get this wrong, people will be like,
but I'm Quebec.
Please be not just a city.
Yeah, Kate.
Phew.
Survived.
Okay.
Okay.
Ontario.
Because I learned the hard way Saskatoon is not...
I'll go South Dakota.
Nice.
Nadal.
Jerry Rice.
That was for eight NFL players with 110 receiving touchdowns.
Newfoundland.
Newfoundland.
Is that a place?
Just one word, right?
One word.
Yeah, F-O-U-N.
I think you're good.
Is that the island group?
It's like upper right?
Yeah.
So U-N-D.
Newfoundland?
Newfoundland?
So U-N-D.
Maybe it's just an area and not a...
In Labrador?
Wait, is she wrong?
Yeah, she's wrong.
Newfoundland and Labrador, I'm pretty sure it's a problem.
Ew.
And, yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's what I was going to say.
Can I stay in?
Okay.
Newfoundland, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Statesport, Wyoming, Colorado.
Red Sox.
Let's go with Cubs.
I'll go Northwest Territory.
Is that a European nation's fuck?
Oh, is it not?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I think that's like called it. Oh. Territory. Oh, no. I think that's like called it.
Oh.
Territory.
Oh, Nick. That would make sense.
It has the word territory in it.
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.
God damn.
North Dakota.
Wait, wait.
I'm not saying it yet.
What do we have up there?
It's bordering Wyoming.
Did anyone say North Dakota yet?
No.
That's probably dumb.
No, I'm not going to say that.
Shit.
Sorry, hold on.
Spain?
That does not border Wyoming.
Okay.
EU nations with over 15 million.
Manitoba.
I'll go Astros.
Nice.
I think it might be Northwest Territories.
Oh, nope.
Yeah.
Sasko's Astros.
I'll go France.
Seven European Union nations.
Over 15 million people.
Wait.
Um.
God.
Did I already say Italy?
Nope.
Okay.
Maybe.
Alberta.
Alberta.
I'm going to go with North Dakota.
Nice. Nice.
Nice.
No?
Oh.
Not nice.
So dumb.
That's so dumb.
I'll go with Germany.
Oh, me.
Shit.
I hope this is still a team.
The Washington Wizards. They are. Oh, me. Shit. I hope this is still a team.
The Washington Wizards.
They are.
That is so wrong.
Northwest?
Do you think they're in Washington State?
Oh, my God.
Where do you think they are?
And that's how you know she's not cheating, folks. Ah.
All right, KB.
Mano y mano.
Let's go.
All right. Saskatchewan.
Sasquatch.
I think it's S-A-S-K-A-T-C-H-E-W-A-N.
Also known as Saskatoon.
Djokovic.
I think it's D...
I should know this.
I'm his number one fan.
D-J-O-K...
Yeah, there it is.
All right, KB, you're up.
British Columbia.
Attaboy, KB.
Gosh, Canada.
Northwest Territory.
Let's clear the board.
Let's clear the board on Grand Slam's Federer.
Roger. Let's clear the board on Grand Slam's Federer Roger What a class act he is
Not my cup of tea
There's a lot on here
Maybe, there's so much
Nova Scotia
If I lose this, I will be very upset at myself
I think the deck's stacked against you, though
There's a lot of geography
Yeah, there is.
Let's go with the Portland Trailblazers.
That's who it is.
New Brunswick.
Zass, what did you get out on?
Dodgers.
Dakota.
Ooh. Ooh Um
Ings
Unless you have to say Sacramento
Oh are they not in the northwest
What else is up there
I can't
I think it's Utah
I think it's Utah. I think it's...
Uh-oh.
We'll slip.
For the win, I'll go with the
Giants.
That's game. That was a bad L.
Good chance.
Keep it going.
What?
Are the...
Are the Nationals Timberwolves in the Northwest
They might be
Divisions in the NBA
Are the dumbest thing
In the world
They do not matter
Royals
Yep
Timberwolves
Is Seattle Supersonic
Still a team
They're not a team anymore
Somebody took them
Jazz are in the Northwest
I think the Nuggets
Are in the Northwest
Ah
But Colorado's Not really that north No I mean Who? I think the Nuggets are in the Northwest. Ah.
But Colorado's not really that north.
No, I mean, the Timberwolves are in the Northwest.
So, again, it doesn't make sense.
Who else is in the Northwest?
Eight players with 110 receiving touches.
Ross?
Chris Carter?
Is the U.K. another?
Does the U.K. have 15 million people?
England? Does Travis Kelsey have 15 million people? England?
Does Travis Kelsey?
Is Travis Kelsey?
No, he doesn't know.
He's not.
T-W-O.
It's on EU Nation.
Is it not?
Oh, shit. That's right.
Trick question.
All right, give up.
It's fine.
Let's see what we got.
Poland, I wouldn't guess. Gerald Gates Gonzalez is there got. Poland, I wouldn't have guessed.
Gerald Gates Gonzalez is there.
None of those three I would have guessed.
Poland, Romania, or Netherlands.
There was Oklahoma City.
Yeah, well, they were the Sonics.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't know they didn't realign.
I don't know shit about basketball.
Divisions mean nothing.
Does anyone even use the divisions for anything?
No.
It's dumb.
Really dumb.
Should we play one more?
One more.
And then let's enjoy our motherfucking weekend.
Let's kick off the weekend where I have to keep cleaning my pile.
All right.
One month with less than 30 days.
Two states bordering Florida.
Three Italian cities with over 900,000 people,
four Ninja Turtles, five presidents born in New York, six men's FIFA World Cup champs since 2000,
seven NHL teams in Canada, eight QBs with 60,000 passing yards in 2022,
nine NBA champions since 2010, ten Taylor Swift songs with 650 million plus YouTube views.
Jesus Christ.
I will start with February.
One month with less than 30 days is cleared.
Two states bordering Florida.
I know there's a Florida-Georgia line.
I'm going to take Georgia.
Nice.
Thank you.
Three Italian cities.
No. Four Ninja Turtles. Michelangelo. There you go. Stick with what I you. Three Italian cities. No.
Four Ninja Turtles.
Michelangelo.
There you go.
Stick with what I know.
Keep it simple.
Nice.
KB.
Alabama.
Maple Leafs.
Nice.
Whoa.
LAFS. Let's go Donald Trump. Maple Leafs. Nice. L-E-A-F-S.
Let's go Donald Trump.
Big shout out.
Huge shout out to Big Don.
Nice.
What else do we have on here?
Rome.
Donatello.
Oh, whoa.
Look what you made me do.
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
I don't know.
D-O, I guess.
They're really loose with it.
Argentina.
Tom Brady.
Nice.
Raphael.
You dickhead.
He's my guy.
I'll go France.
The Lakers.
Nice.
Well, we don't count the bubble, but...
A Knucks.
A C.
I like that.
C-A.
C-A.
C-A.
C-A.
C-A.
Nope. C-A. N-U-C-K-A. C-A. C-A. C-A. C-A. Nope.
C-A.
N-U-C-K-S.
C-K-S.
There we go.
Come on, Sassy.
Peyton Manning.
Nice.
Let's finish off Ninja Turtles.
Leonardo.
Leonardo.
I'll go the Calgary Flames.
Nice.
Nice. Nice.
Keep it recent with the Denver Nuggets.
Nice.
Jets.
Oh, nice.
Very nice.
That's a really good answer for seven NHL teams in Canada.
Really good. Really good.
Aaron Rodgers.
Nope.
Dang.
Well, I'm a day.
Show me Drew Brees.
Go to him.
I will do the Bucks.
Nice.
Kate.
Kate.
Jesus.
Kate.
Oh, my fucking God.
What's a team in Ohio?
The Cleveland Cavaliers.
Okay.
Yeah. Okay Yeah Okay
Oilers
Nice
I would have forgot
Warriors
The Heat
Nice
You're in the car Nice.
You're in the car.
It's a typical Tuesday night.
Listen to the music she doesn't like.
Oh, my God. Um, love story.
I know I'm out.
There's no way it has.
Right on the cusp.
Got it.
Canadians.
Nice.
Canadians.
ENS.
Yeah.
ENS.
Let's go with the Raptors.
Nice.
Fuck.
Who won after the Heat before the Cavs?
Dallas Mavericks.
Nice!
Oh, man.
What a great one.
What a great pull.
That wasn't the one I was aiming for, but I didn't call my shot.
Rumorous Madness.
I can show you incredible things.
Oh, my God. Who is she? I can show you incredible things.
Oh, my God.
Who is she?
The next big thing.
I don't know the name of that song.
That's like a daydream.
So you want to be forever?
Or you want to go down in flames?
Why don't you just say who won the NBA championship?
Lover?
No. Fuck. the NBA championship lover uh no uh fuck the Starbucks lovers and tell you I'm insane wait
I'm almost to it I got a baby blank check and all right your name blank check
psych uh it's not blank check. Oh, you almost got it.
Okay, KB, Nick and myself.
Rumors.
All right, KB, you're up.
Senators.
That sucks.
Spurs.
Spurs.
That's the longest I've made in a while.
Fucking Spurs.
I will go blank space.
Is that the song I was just singing?
I think.
Yeah.
Because I remember the music video.
Confused it with the child who gets a million dollars.
Milan.
I did.
His teacher fucks him.
Yes.
Yep.
Germany.
FIFA World Cup champs.
Brazil.
Oh, good guess.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Great job, Nick.
You're doing great.
Quarterbacks.
Doing great, sweeties.
Thank you.
We are never, ever getting back together
Yes
Nicely done
That would have been nerve wracking
I might be in trouble boys
Let's go
With
Oh Spain be in trouble, boys. Let's go with...
Oh, Spain.
I'll go with
Shake It Off.
Yeah, I bet you're right.
Yes.
Yeah, definitely.
Oh!
This is one of the best, you don't die. Oh!
Yep.
This is one of the best ones you guys have had.
Doing a good job.
39 out of 55.
Hey, KB.
Joe Montana.
Does he have that many?
I don't know.
So, I don't think so, Jim. KB.
KB.
No.
Let's go with...
No.
No, KB.
Bye.
Trying to do the math in my head.
I'll go with Philip Rivers.
Bye.
Forgot about him.
Yeah.
Ben Roethlisberger.
Lucky pull. Do you have enough? Yeah. Hegot about him. Yeah. Ben Roethlisberger. Lucky pull.
Do you have enough?
Yeah.
Lesberger.
Lesberger.
Okay, now I'm in deep doo-doo, deep, deep doo-doo here.
Love that song.
I don't know.
Not good for your boy.
He's got to really think deep in his brain.
He's got nothing right now.
You know what?
Let's take a shot.
Let's take a shot.
Dan Marino. I was going to say him instead of Montana, but I don't.
Yeah.
Fuck. Yeah. I'd be like a modern. Yeah. Did you guys see Marino. I was going to say him instead of Montana, but I don't. Yeah. Fuck.
Yeah.
I'd be like a modern.
Yeah.
Did you guys see Marino?
Maybe think of Marino.
Oh, this might be bad.
But I'm going to go with that draft class still.
I'm going to do Eli Manning.
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, Nicky.
I don't think so, Jim.
Nicky.
I don't think so.
Oh.
I win it then.
No.
Yeah, I don't think I can.
You already won it.
Oh, I don't think I can win it.
You started before me.
Oh, yes.
Matt Ryan?
Yeah.
AB?
I've already won it.
Yeah.
Italy.
Nicely done.
Yeah, Italy won.
Yeah.
I couldn't think of if it was Florence or Venice.
Bad blood.
Bad blood.
Bad blood.
Wait, who's the last quarterback?
Yeah, wait.
Don't give it to us.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Fucking Eli, man.
Don't say it.
Brett Favre.
Oh.
Yep.
Has to be.
Yeah.
Yep.
Good call.
Yeah.
I'm feeling 22 on there.
I don't know.
What is her new world?
Is it just called 22?
Yeah, 22. What are the presidents? I want to know. What is her new word? Is it just called 22? Yeah, 22.
What are the presidents?
What's the one where she's like,
I know that there will never be another like me.
I don't know that one.
It was a big music video.
JFK, maybe?
Is JFK?
Oh, JFK I think lived there but was born in Massachusetts.
Massachusetts.
Give up.
Do give up.
More. More. More.. Do give up. More.
More.
More.
Martin Van Boren.
Millard Fillmore's crazy.
I should have gone Fillmore.
Wildest dream.
Fillmore.
All right.
What happens if we ever do it all?
Complete it?
Self-suck.
Self-suck.
I'll go to the bathroom and we jerk off.
Reward ourselves.
I'll do one more so I can try to go for three in a row.
Yeah, three-peat.
Three in a row has never been done.
That's getting hot.
Guys, we know Big Cat.
We know what he likes.
Let's take away his category.
Oh!
Yeah, never thought about that.
Three-peat.
First ever three-peat.
Is it?
Is it a three-peat without Roan?
Yeah, no.
Roan and Brandon definitely make it an asterisk.
Three-peat.
Well, last one. Last repeat. Well, last one.
Last, last one.
That's the last one.
Wheel first?
Wheel first.
Oh.
Oh, reset.
All right.
All right.
Back to Sporkle.
Back to it.
I can guarantee what's going to happen in the next couple of weeks once I fully clean out my pile.
And nobody will have anything.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Okay.
One NBA team in Louisiana.
Two presidents named Andrew.
Three golfers to win four plus masters.
Four Beatles members.
Five QBs with 450 plus passing TDs.
Six colors on a Rubik's Cube.
Seven deadly sins. Eight planets in the Milky Way,
nine countries with land bordering Germany,
10 MLB players with 33 50-plus hits.
What are hits?
Hits.
That means record albums.
Does that mean they actually made it to a base?
You guys actually asked me what a hit is?
Sorry, I totally... What the fuck? Wait a base. You guys actually asking what a hit is? Sorry, I totally.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Were you guys actually asking what a hit was?
Wait, what?
I totally misinterpreted that.
I don't understand this at all.
That was crazy.
And then you really threw me off when you said record album.
Well, that's what I was making a joke.
I can't read it from this far.
I don't know why me and KB switch.
I think I have worse vision than you. Oh, no. He still doesn't know, though. They had to make was making a joke. I can't read it from this far. I don't know why me and KB switch. I think I have worse vision than you.
Oh, no.
He still doesn't know, though.
They had to make it to a base.
Not a walk, a hit.
It hit the ball.
You can hit the ball and not make it to a base.
Does that still count as a hit?
Correct.
That's not true.
That's an out.
That's an out.
Okay.
All right.
I'll start.
The Pelicans.
Cleared.
One NBA team in Louisiana cleared.
Andrew Jackson.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Lighting us up.
What are you doing?
I want to drop a baseball one, but I want to be safe, so I'm going to say.
You just found out what a hit was.
I did.
I know. I'm going to go with Sloth.
Johnson.
Johnson.
Johnson. Nice.
Nice.
Alright, go ahead. This guy!
I'll go
with Ringo.
Ringo.
Ringo! Thatingo. Ringo.
That is the answer.
Ringo Starr.
It's T-A-R-R.
Paul McCartney.
Do you guys know the fifth Beatle?
The dude who kicked out?
Pete Best.
Oh, I never heard of him.
Yeah, Pete Best.
Yeah, they kicked him out because he didn't want to get the haircut.
They actually did.
That's funny.
They were like, you don't match the vibe at all.
Oh, no, he was too good looking.
George Harrison.
They wanted John Lennon to be the face of the band.
George Harrison.
John Lennon.
Let's close that one out.
Iger Woods.
Was he?
Oh, me?
I'll go with Gluttony.
Two Ts.
It could be Earth.
Oh, we got some easy ones. Yeah, I didn't see those either. Oh, we got some easy ones.
Yeah, I didn't see those either.
Oh, my God.
Wish I could see.
I've got my chair, though.
White for a color of the Rubik's Cube.
I would say white's not a color.
I don't even know that.
Yeah, there's some really interesting ones.
We're not agreed.
I should have done Vietnam for two word countries then.
Alright.
Red.
Blue.
Blue.
You have the pregnancy. Mercury.
My brain is scrimped.
Mercury is not a color
on the Rubik's Cube.
But he did have 3,000 hits.
That's in a thermometer.
Jupiter. Not a color on the Rubik's Cube. Oh, but he did have 3,000 hits. That's in a thermometer. Okay.
Jupiter.
Where I went to get more stupider.
Oh!
Ooh.
Shit.
No, don't.
Because it'll give up.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
Envy.
Fuck, I forgot that one.
Saturn.
Sass? Fuck, I forgot that one. Saturn. Saturn?
Yellow.
Nice.
Uranus.
It was all yellow.
And it was all yellow.
Venus.
Where I got...
No.
Serenus.
Did anyone say Mars yet? Oh, Venus. Yes. got. Girl. No. Serena is. Did anyone say Mars yet?
I don't know.
Venus.
Oh, Venus is?
Yes.
Mars.
My bad.
My B.
Neptune.
Shoof.
Nice.
Cleared.
Cleared.
Cleared.
Hey, B.
Cleared it.
Cleared it.
I will go orange.
Orange.
Tom Brady.
No, no, no, no.
Wrath.
W-R-A-T-H.
Green.
Lust.
Now I'm fucked.
I am two.
Big Cat's going to fucking three-peat.
I don't think so. I'll go with Peyton Manning again.
Nice.
Nice.
I'll go with France.
Countries that land border Germany.
Nice.
3,000, how many is that?
3,350 plus hits.
And a hit is not when you hit it and someone catches it.
It's also not a billboard charting song.
Babe Ruth.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Maybe not.
Yikes.
Oh, dude.
Oh, you are.
That was so dumb.
Was it really?
I would have guessed that.
I 100% would have guessed that.
No doubt in my mind.
I was feeling pretty confident, too.
I thought he was good.
I'm going to say Switzerland.
Seems like it'd be nearby.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Austria.
He was pure ass.
Yeah.
2,873.
Just because he wasn't a hitter for the first five years of his career.
I'm going to go David Ortiz
Way off
Let's go Pete Rose
Start that out
What did David Ortiz have?
100 hits
All home runs
Is it me?
Mark McGuire
You seem like a hitty guy
See you again
You gotta stop the three-peat See ya Mark McGuire. He seemed like a hippie guy. MC again.
Fucking A.
Oh, you got to stop the three-peat, man.
See ya.
Don't take the countries. I think it's with a W.
Don't do the countries.
See ya.
It's not right, though.
So we had a million home runs and no.
No, it's not right.
MC, yeah.
Am I up?
Yeah.
Pride.
Oh, yeah.
David Ortiz had 24. That's what the other one was. Damn good career. Yeah. Ride. Oh, yeah. David Ortiz had 24 hours.
That's what the other one was.
Damn good career.
Yeah.
Oland.
You going to let him do that to you, Kyle?
It's nice, right?
Oh, this is kind of hard.
Purebred Polish.
Who's up?
You're up.
Just me and you, brother.
Oh, my God.
Belgium.
IUM?
Take away.
Drew Brees.
Czech Republic.
Might be in trouble trouble just put Czechia
end it with IA
might be in trouble
Jack Nicklaus
no
C-K-L-A-U-S
colon semicolon that was nerve wracking A-L-A-U-S. Colon.
Semicolon.
That was nerve wracking.
Luxembourg
ooh
ooh
kind of inside of it
that's yeah
ooh
ooh
it's a
OU
ooh
yeah
Brett Favre
I'm in trouble
no you're not.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
I don't know any of these.
This might be Ichiro.
Oh, if they do combine, but I don't think so.
Okay, for the win.
Derek Cheater.
Ding.
Jesus.
A-Rod.
Don't know ball.
As soon as it ends, I know it.
Ted Williams.
Joe DiMaggio.
No, no.
Joe DiMaggio, no?
No.
Wow.
Oh, thank God.
Stan Musial, Ty Cobb, Hank Aaron.
Ernie Els.
Carl Yastrzemski, Honus Wagner.
Look at you, TJ.
It's Lavinia.
Dottie Heatherlund.
Who's the other QB?
Is that Marino again?
Luxembourg.
There it is again.
Haunting you.
Oh.
All right. Rogers. Rogers, yeah. Arnold Palmer. There it is again It's haunting you Oh Alright give up Rogers
Rogers yeah
Arnold Palmer
Pujols
He sure had like
3100 in America
But had over 4k total
Yeah
Oh so he
He was close
Yeah
It wasn't a dumb guess
By any means
That's from the Trivia Master
The Trivia fucking master
I don't
I don't feel good about this.
All right, two more.
Why don't we go till I lose?
Yeah, you got it.
Or Pete.
Let's go till I lose.
I have nothing to do.
I have nothing.
It's 8 o'clock.
All this is doing is delaying me having to clean my desk.
Yes.
It's great.
What are you doing tonight?
Is it 8?
It's Maresh's half birthday.
Oh.
Why did you get invited?
Jesus, Keith. How did you not know? It's Sass. I don't know. It's Maresh's half birthday. Oh! Jesus, Keith.
How did you not know?
It's not.
I don't know.
It's not?
Okay, shits.
What?
When is his half birthday?
Well, maybe it is.
How was it?
What is it, a surprise?
I don't think.
Oh!
I wish I didn't say that.
No one will.
No, it's not.
That's great. Technical difficulty stream.
That's a dumb button.
I'm not doing anything for it.
Anytime we ruin a half birthday.
Oh, fuck.
Shut up.
We're not doing anything for it.
I just know it is.
Rone tells a story about college watching a boxing fight.
Right.
What happened then?
How can I not talk about it?
I didn't say the cat incident was so overblown well you threw your cat online locked it in the car all right let's go till i lose what
if a kid is eating a burger in his car one person to run 100 meters in less than 9.6 seconds
two original gatorade flavors three states border new border New Hampshire, four NFL players with 15,000 rushing yards,
five Great Lakes, six pieces in chess,
seven African nations with over 55 million people,
eight MLB players with 17.
Lay these up for me.
I can't get away.
Nine Stanley Cup champions since 2010,
10 Pixar movies grossing over $250 million.
And are those comedies?
Yeah.
Are these comedies like Inside Out?
Let's go with Lake Michigan.
It's literally about a kid killing himself.
Just put Michigan.
Yeah, just put Michigan.
Bye.
Imagine.
I'll go Erie.
Going out when it's a clean board is a really good idea.
Ontario. Been there too eerie. Going out when it's a clean board is a really good idea. Ontario.
Been there too many times.
Huron.
You know about that.
Clear them, Sass.
Clear them.
You have to clear it.
Sass, you got to clear this.
That's a new Sporkle rule.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clear it.
I'm not going to do that.
Oh, clear it.
I don't know what the answer is.
Sass, you get to clear this.
Good opportunity.
I literally can't clear it.
One person.
I'm sorry.
I'm reading these because I can't see any of them.
Yeah.
If KB my seed.
So I'm a good guy.
Why don't you take Roan's seed?
God, no.
I will go with...
Clear it.
Come on, big dog.
Clear it.
Knight.
Nice.
Superior.
That thing's deep as fuck.
Cleared.
It is, yes.
It's equally deep.
Crazy deep.
I'm going to look that up after this. It's crazy. Cleared. It is. Really? Yes. It's locally deep. Crazy deep. I'm going to look that up after this.
It's crazy.
I know.
It has like a large percentage of the Earth's fresh water, I think.
I think it has the most or something.
The second most.
Pawn.
P-A-W-N for a chest piece.
Nice.
Q-Lick.
Night.
Night.
Queen.
Queen.
Q-U-E-E-N for a chest piece. Chest piece. Queen. Q-U-E-E-N
for a chest piece.
Chest piece.
Bolts.
Chest piece.
Oh, I thought you said chest pieces.
Bolts.
Titties.
Nice, just throwing bolts.
Bolts.
Go ahead, Sass.
I'm fucked already.
Stanley Cup champion since 2010.
I'm screwed.
Boston Bruins.
Nice.
There you go.
Rook.
I don't know what football position Rush is.
King.
That'd be a running back?
Or quarterback.
Oh, I said King.
Kate's having a hell of a sports day.
Wizards in the Pacific Northwest.
Hits.
The Bruins.
Fuck if I know.
Oh.
Already taken.
Wait, time out.
Time out.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Give her another one.
Okay, give me another one.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Good job. Good pull.
Good pull.
Poga Poga Penguins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
New Hampshire.
Vermont.
Status clear.
Bordering New Hampshire.
Done a little hiking.
That's great.
There's only three of them.
Yeah, I know, but I don't want to be wrong, so I'm just going to go with.
I guess I'll go Massachusetts. No. Wait. Yeah, New Hampshire. Fuck. That scared the hell three of them. Yeah, I know, but I don't want to be wrong, so I'm just going to go with... I guess I'll go Massachusetts.
No.
Wait, yeah, New Hampshire.
Fuck, that scared the hell out of me.
It's not how you spell Massachusetts?
It's a tough one to spell.
No.
It is.
It's tricky.
I think you got enough to get the auto.
Wait, I don't want to be wrong if I'm going to clear this.
I know, right?
It's Maine.
All right. In my head, I was like, like wait is it New York Yeah I know
Show me
What's up up there
Bishop
Nice clear
I was going to say Pope and so I'm glad you
I'm going to say
Probably wrong But I'm going to say, probably wrong, but I'm going to say fruit punch.
Oh.
Gatorade?
Yeah, that was the red and yellow.
Oh yeah, you're wrong.
You probably were wrong and you were.
Kings.
Nice.
Nice.
That's what I was going to do.
God damn it.
Okay. nice that's what I was going to do god damn it I will go with
let's see NHL
oh my god
who beat the Bruins
in game 7 of the Stanley Cup
was it the Maple Leafs
I'll go Maple Leafs
maybe they won it was game 6 how many people live in America Cup was the Maple Leafs. I'll go Maple Leafs.
Maybe they won.
Oh, it was game six.
How many people live in America?
Cox.
No.
Bruins lost in game seven of the Stanley Cup like five years ago.
Oh, I know who that was, too.
Was it Vancouver?
I'm not saying.
I'll say I will go the Washington Capitals.
Well, I'm out.
So fuck you. Go ahead. KB. It's just three'm out. So fuck you.
Go ahead, KB.
It's just three of us.
Yeah.
Blues.
That's the team.
Fuck the Blues.
Lightning.
The Maple Leafs suck ass too.
Fuck them.
The Golden Knights.
Beautiful.
Probably have to go golden. Can't clear.
Can't clear?
Come on, you can clear.
Oh, this was two years ago?
No.
I don't want to fuck with that.
Sorry.
Nigeria.
Emmett Smith.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Kenya.
Kenya.
Lemon Lime.
Hey. This dude's crazy. Lemon Lime. A.
This dude's crazy.
A.
B.
Huge.
Huge, brother.
That was huge.
Walter Payton.
I was going to say yellow.
A.
A.
A.
I will go.
There's so many Pixar movies. How did I not just go Pixar
Inside Out
Bastard
And it's hilarious
I don't think I'm winning this one boys
I don't think I'm winning this one
Say it right now
I don't think I'm winning this one
Egypt
Harry Bonds Probably No, I don't think I'm winning this one.
Harry Bonds.
Probably.
I don't think I'm winning this one, boys.
South Africa.
I don't think I'm winning this one, boys.
DRC. DRC.
Congo. DRC. Hongo.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Nice.
Barry Sanders.
Toy Story 3.
Why not just go Toy Story 1? Because I think more recent
movies make more money.
And it
wouldn't have gone.
Didn't go when he said Toy Story.
Despicable Me.
Out.
Oh, it's not Pixar
Oh
I'm in trouble though
Um
Hey Karen
Ah
No
I'm done
Moana
There we go
Moana is my favorite movie
How could you do that to me Nick A real twisted fuck Moana. There we go. Moana is my favorite movie.
How could you do that to me, Nick? A real twisted fuck.
Oh!
I'm back!
I'm back!
Oh!
Back!
Oh!
Wait, did we all...
I'm back!
Fuck!
I'm back!
Okay.
Okay.
We ain't going nowhere.
We ain't.
Colorado Avalanche.
Ah, fuck.
Can't be stopped now.
Bad boys for life.
We ain't going nowhere. Bad boys for life. Nick.
Go nowhere. I'm going to stop this man's reign of terror.
We can't go nowhere.
I can't think of a single Pixar movie.
Africa.
Bad boys for life.
Can't think of a single Pixar movie.
I'm going Ghana.
Fuck.
I'm in trouble.
Done it again. I'm in trouble though. I'm in trouble. On it again.
I'm in trouble though.
I'm in trouble though.
Ghana had a ton of people.
I hate to do it to you this way, Nick.
Go ahead.
Moana.
Babe Ruth.
Oh no.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Poor Pete.
No. No. What about In of a bitch! Poor Pete! No!
What about Inca?
Legendary run by me.
Is Chris Johnson the fourth?
Wally Johnson?
No way.
Really?
I don't know.
I'm trying to think.
Is it...
Who would be the fourth?
Marshall Falk?
Maybe.
No.
Orange?
Or maybe Jim Brown?
Oh, that would make sense.
You show me Incredibles.
Incredibles is on there.
Ratatouille.
Who is the Russian Yards?
Give up.
Do give up.
Jack Pixar?
No.
Moana's not Pixar either.
Frank Gore!
Holy shit!
Frank Gore!
Frank Gore is in that company?
There's a four. You were right about Toy Story, Nick.
Only three and four on there.
Oh, Finding Nemo.
Up. Up's a classic.
The others I would never have gotten.
Moana's just Disney? That's crazy.
What is that one I can't read
above The Incredibles?
Monster University?
It's like Monsters, Inc.
The sequel.
Never would have got that.
How many yards did Chris Johnson have?
Finding Dory, wouldn't have gotten that.
Finding Dory?
He was close.
He got 3,000 once, but then he was always...
Did he have some multiple 2,000-yard seasons?
He's Stremski back-to-back lists.
He only had 9,000. Wow, that's way off. Way-to-back lists. He only had 9,000.
Wow.
That's way off.
Way off.
Oh, he got 2K,
not 3K.
That was so dumb.
I got 2,000.
2,000.
Who's 5th?
My brain's done.
I can't believe
Frank Gore's 3.
He played for so long.
So long.
Maybe some sport goals
that have no sports in them.
Adrian Peterson's 5.
Curtis Martin,
LaDain Thompson.
That would be nice.
Maybe we hit a Logos.
All right, so I'm...
Four in a row.
Do we do another?
You have to.
All right, fine.
I'll maybe just throw this one.
Not.
This is the smartest I've ever felt.
Just need to get Ronan Brandon out of here.
All right, one tallest U.S. president,
two countries to start with Z, three U.S. president. Two countries to start with Z.
Three U.S. cities to host Summer Olympics.
Four nations, United Kingdom.
Five all-time home run leaders.
Six most populated U.S. states.
Seven teams with more than six NBA finals appearances.
Eight actors who portrayed Batman in a movie.
Nine planets or planets pre-2006 for the haters.
So that's just Pluto.
Ten Real Housewives franchises.
Okay.
I'll start with...
You see Alex Bennett ranked Deadspin as her favorite sports blog.
Earth.
Mars.
Yeah, we're getting deep in these.
Atlanta.
Nice.
Huge.
Oh, double.
Venus.
Venus.
Venus.
Venus.
Go with Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck played Batman, right?
Yeah.
Like one movie?
Two Fs.
Christian Bale.
Barry Bonds
Los Angeles
Yeah, it's just spelled wrong, but it's correct.
A-N-G-E-L-E-S
Mercury
Mercury
Robert Pattinson Mercury.
Robert Pattinson.
Uranus.
Jupiter.
I was just making sure.
We're going to... I think we're going to clear almost all of these.
Salt Lake City.
Saturn.
New York.
California.
Texas.
Nice.
That's good, Nick.
Thank you, man.
That was good.
In my head, leave me be.
That was really good by you.
New Jersey.
I can't name another Batman.
Neither can I.
Neptune.
Neptune.
Zimbabwe.
Pluto.
Pluto.
Planets have been cleared.
Planets have been cleared.
Most populated U.S. states.
I'll go Florida.
Oh, Nick, you are crushing this.
Leave me alone.
Six most populated U.S.
states.
You are crushing this.
Orange County.
Nice. Hank Aaron.
We're all in this.
I will go with...
Abraham Lincoln.
Nice.
Cleared.
Cleared.
Cleared.
Let's go with Babe Ruth Coming up a lot
Baseball just has so many stats
It's going to be on every list
Potomac
For housewives
Yeah that's a good one
Macy
Yeah
Fuck Seven teams with more than six nba finals appearances the lakers
nice way to go popular people talk a lot way to go kate celtics way to go kb
way to go, KP.
Um.
Fuck.
I don't know if I want to play it safe or if I want to get a little freaking crazy.
Yeah, freaking crazy, dude.
Get crazy, Sass.
I'm going to go with.
No, I'm not going to do that actually.
Okay.
Unless I should.
Is more than six, six?
Is more than six, six?
I don't think.
What do you mean?
More than six.
Is it six?
No.
It's more than six.
More than six.
Dubai. I think Rome did that last time
Yeah but look at those parentheses
Oh US
Fuck that I'm going again
Go again fuck that
I'm going to go with
The
Six NBA teams
the most finals appearances
I guess I'll go with
no
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna take a guess
and I'm gonna go Illinois
nice
so
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S
nice
on the cusp
let's go.
Sasquatch.
After getting out.
I can't read.
I can't see the U.S.
New York.
Oh, wait.
It's already been.
Oh.
Bye.
Bye.
Housewives.
Why isn't it in here?
Be more specific.
Be more specific.
Oh, oh, oh.
I got to be more specific than New York? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. New York? Be more specific. Oh, I gotta be more specific than New York?
Yeah.
Potato, potato.
Yeah, we'll let you have that one.
Give me...
I mean, I would've said New York City
if they weren't specific.
Will Arnett.
Really?
Played Lego Batman.
Oh my god, Nick.
Wow, Nick.
I don't know if they're going to take that.
We'll have to suck me dry.
One R, two T's.
One R, two T's.
Come on, Nick.
Fuck!
No way.
There's an E.
There's an E on the end.
There's an E on the end.
Oh, is it?
Oh.
There's an E on the end. There's an E on the end. There's an E on the end.
Is this the first time someone's been out before me?
Feels good.
Northern Ireland.
Wait, does that say Armet?
Nope.
It should count.
He portrayed Batman in a movie.
Unless it wasn't his voice.
England.
Um... That should count.
Uh... What other
city? What other states?
I think of big cities.
I got one, but I don't know
if it's going to be the right one.
I'm going to go with
Michigan.
The Real Housewives
of Michigan?
No, for states. That's not it.
I thought Detroit was pretty good.
Give me, show me, show me,
show me Warriors.
Let's check out Wales.
W-A-L-E-S.
Thank you.
Scotland.
Nice.
I might be in trouble, folks.
This six is fucking me up.
You want to say Bulls?
Yeah, but I don't think I can.
I was going to say Bulls. I don't think I can,
boys. Oh, Spurs.
Yeah.
Oh, no! They've been to six!
They've been to six, too.
Oh, what a
tangled web we weave.
They're five
and one. Is it me?
Oh, no. Oh, no. They're 5-1 Is it me? Oh no Oh no
Is that all I have to do, guess?
Well Kyle's still in right
Oh shit, oh crap
Uh
Fuck, hold on
Six most popular states in the US
I can't think of a basketball team
I think there's one other that I can think of
I don't know if this is a country.
I'm going to say it's Zambia.
Yeah.
I think it is.
Oh!
For Olympic City, St. Louis.
I think the...
Four most populated U.S. states.
Fuck.
Because this doesn't count.
Hold on.
Seven teams with more than six NBA Finals appearances.
Who's another popular team?
The Cavaliers.
Oh, fuck.
No luck.
Pennsylvania.
Yeah, that's hard.
Oh, yeah. Shit. All right, KB1. Wait, wait, wait. Pennsylvania Yeah that's hard Oh yeah Shit
Wait wait wait
The seven teams with more than six NBA finals appearances
I mean
Oh Pennsylvania
Did the Sixers go a bunch back like way back in the day
Yeah
Fuck
Blazers no
Rockets, maybe?
What are the other Housewives franchises?
I was thinking of as well, but they weren't in.
Oh, there it is.
Box, yeah.
Housewives, does Miami have one?
Maybe.
Yeah, Miami, you're right.
See, I was thinking, I thought I had...
LA.
Real Housewives of LA.
They must have just got the seven this year.
I thought that was just Orange County, but I...
I didn't know if it was...
Hollywood, maybe?
No.
Is Adam West, was he in any Batman movies?
TV Batman.
Yeah, but I don't know.
It says movies.
What's the last team?
What would the other house last team be?
It would be the Knicks, maybe?
I was wondering if it was Seattle.
Seattle will have one.
Yeah, Knicks.
Phoenix.
Oh, George Clooney played Batman.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, George Clooney.
He was the guy that came back.
He was the lisp.
Is A-Rod one of the five-time all-time home run leaders?
No.
Pujols?
Who is that?
Let's give up.
Yeah, let's give up.
Pujols, yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, wow.
Oh, it is A-Rod.
All right.
Val Kilmer.
Yeah.
Like with Everly Hills, Dallas, D.C.
Okay.
Made a run. Made a run.
Made a run, but it came to an end.
Unless it doesn't.
Warriors, or no, what was my guess?
Spurs.
They're exactly six.
You're banking on them.
You have to just put a futures in for them to make the championship this year.
Duh.
Victor.
Big Vic.
All right.
Everyone have a great weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Whatever parties you may or may not be going to.
No parties.
No parties.
Just know it's a day.
No one's birthdays.
Or half birthdays.
No.
Just know it's a day.
It's a day.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Everyone be nice.
KB didn't.
He just locked his cat in the closet.
But it was also worse than you think.
All right, see you on Monday. It's the act It's the act everybody have a great weekend thanks for watching roof ball more stuff like that coming soon
love you guys bye peace