The Yak - Brandon and Frank the Tank Square Off in an EPIC Trivia Showdown | The Yak 9-22-23
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Hello, everyone.
Hello, boys.
I missed you yesterday.
Frank is here.
Frankie Fleming.
Francis J. Fleming.
What does J stand for?
Well, it's not J.
It's E.
E.
Earl.
Earl.
For some reason,
I confused you with Homer J. Simpson.
I thought your middle name
was Frank J. Fleming
and the J stands for J. I know my father's Gary J. Fleming. Oh your middle name was Frank J. Fleming and the J stands for J.
I know my father's Gary J. Fleming.
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay.
That's what you were confusing, Dan.
Frank, we also have that chair if that would be more comfortable.
Whatever you want.
That is fine.
Okay.
All right.
Frank is here.
Frank, big weekend for you.
Yes.
I'm going to be going to watch Notre Dame.
First time I'm going to South Bend for a game.
I've been to a Notre Dame game in Tallahassee,
but this will be the first time ever at South Bend.
Guest of Shane Gillis.
Yes.
And you're going to, so Saturday,
I believe the Bussin boys are going to be with Shane as well,
so I think they're all tailgating together.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to be definitely joining down with that.
Yeah.
Fuck yes. It's going to be incredible joining down with that. Yeah. Fuck yes.
It's going to be incredible.
And who were you with last night?
Well, that was Rochelle Ryan.
She's in my fantasy league.
Okay.
Oh.
She's the one that DMs you, and you're just like, no thanks, babe.
Well, I actually beat her team last week.
Okay.
So she said, you're going down this week.
I said, nope, I'm the number one ranked team in the league right now.
Look at that squad.
What a squad.
Bunch of hitters.
Frank, it's great to see you.
I miss you a lot.
I miss you a lot, Frank.
How do you like Chicago?
It's a nice place to visit there.
I went to a lot. I miss you a lot, Frank. How do you like Chicago? It's a nice place to visit there. I went to a great place.
Chicago Cut had a great steakhouse.
I mean, they had the prime rib they called the Holy Grail.
Was it?
Oh, it definitely was.
It was one of the best prime ribs I've ever had.
Nice.
What appetizers did you get?
What drinks?
They had this candied bacon, and they had this lamb chops.
Oh, my God.
As an app.
And then you saw Chris Bryant, too, right?
Yes.
What did you say to him?
I just said, I just want to say hi, and I waved to him.
And did he know who you were?
I'm pretty sure he did.
Yeah, of course he did.
Of course he did.
I love it.
Man about town.
They're pretty overdressed for that steakhouse, aren't they?
All those guys.
Yeah.
And Frank, you're going to be here on Sunday for the streams.
Yes.
Big game for the Dolphins.
Dolphins are incredible right now.
Home opener.
Home opener.
Home opener.
Big 2-0.
Yep.
Feeling good.
Everything feels like everything's coming up Frank right now.
Is that fair to say?
Trying to get a stretch, yeah.
Yeah, except for that.
Yeah, well.
Yeah.
Wait, for what?
No.
Kate, God damn it.
Oh, I'll give you.
The Mets?
Yeah, it might be the Mets.
Did you see what Tommy Pham said?
What'd he say?
Were you asking Kate?
You've never been around a lazier bunch of baseball players.
And the Mets said that, the Bucucs said the work ethic we had is fine and
that lazy is good and but and Daniel Vogel said I'm gonna be here eight more years out of all
sports venues in the nation what do you want to go to next the most not counting Notre Dame
Notre Dame's got to be high up there right oh definitely yeah you're going to Notre Dame, but what's next? What's the bucket list?
You know, it might be Lambeau Field.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Close enough now.
What about an event, a global?
Super Bowl.
I've never been to a Super Bowl yet. We haven't gotten you to a Super Bowl yet?
Super Bowl is such a great TV experience, though, don't you think?
Yeah, but being there once is good.
Okay, okay, okay, that's fair.
I've been to a...
Now, I've been to a U.S. Open tennis
here for the first time.
What did you think?
I liked it.
Yeah?
One of my favorites.
I saw Carlos Alcaraz play.
He's a beast.
It was a very good match.
I've never been to a golf tournament.
I like to maybe...
That's fun.
They're really fun. Frank and Augusta. Oh, Augusta. I'd like to maybe. That's fun.
Frank at Augusta.
Augusta.
I mean, jeez.
Let's do it.
We got to get there.
I mean, Augusta would be something else.
You want to go?
I got tickets.
You do, don't you?
Yeah, I love it.
Take Frank.
Brandon's offering you maybe right now.
Yeah.
I think that'd be great. We definitely got.
I think that was a firm offer.
That was a firm offer.
Brandon's schedule also has cleared up because Mostly Sports with Titus and Nicky Clicky
is going to the next big show.
Yep.
It was a well-received episode for sure.
Why?
Why?
Why?
He was, Nick, he was so anxious because he knew what was happening.
How fast did he leave the.
He was gone so fast and he was just like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Brandon's version of the logo doesn't have an exclamation point.
Oh, no.
And did you guys get drunk?
We got hammered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brandon asked me to do it.
Why would you ask Nick?
And then he started to talk me out of it.
He was like, hey, thank you for doing it, but it is pretty early huh i'm like dude it's nine that's not what i did
you said nine's pretty early isn't it i said nine's very early why would you just making sure
that you knew that you know you didn't want me to do it we didn't have a hundred percent perfect
attendance this week so i just wanted to make sure that we were going to be able to get that
brandon if i have an opportunity to take something that's yours, I want to do it every time.
I know.
Tell my mom I said hi.
Yeah, Vic.
I mean, Brandon, what did you think was going to happen?
He's Nicky Clicky.
I understand.
Everyone clicks.
That is the danger.
You're basically like the Adam 22 guy.
That is the dangerous part of it.
Oh, yeah.
That's all you did.
You just let a huge cock walk into your show.
Can somebody Photoshop Titus' face for my personal collection?
Yes.
Titus on Lean the Plug.
And maybe Jason Love.
That's what you did.
Your relationship will never be the same.
What do you want me to do?
If I can't be here because I got to do the Cosmo Ball show,
get somebody that sucks to do it?
Yeah.
That's a dickhead thing to do. White Sox Dave needs shit to do. Next time I, get somebody that sucks to do it? Yeah. That's a dickhead thing to do.
White Sox Dave needs shit to do.
Next time I'm not here, will you do it?
Should I do it?
I'm not going to.
I'm giving it back.
Brandon is better on that show than I am because it's mostly sports.
That's true.
Yes.
Thank you.
Hardly sports.
I learned a Che fact today.
This is a great Che fact.
This is a shocking Che fact. This is a shocking Che fact.
I don't know if it's shocking.
It's shocking.
How is it shocking?
It's shocking because his ability to read situations continues to be the worst of all time.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
No, because it didn't even register to you with how awkward and weird what you did was.
Eddie and Che went to the Cubs game yesterday.
Mike Napoli, who is in Stephen Che's fantasy league, invited him.
If you aren't familiar what's going on in baseball right now, the Cubs were basically
guaranteed a playoff spot as of two weeks ago.
They've lost, I don't know what it is, like nine out of 12.
They've been losing every night to really bad teams.
Pirates.
Terrible road trip.
They lost 3 out of 4 to the Diamondbacks, 2 out of 3 to the Rockies,
3 straight against the Diamondbacks again.
Then they lost to the Pirates.
So they're just spiraling.
Like it's a total free fall.
If Frank was a Cubs fan, he would be chewing through shirts like no one's business.
He'd be going crazy, right?
Frank, you've seen the spiral, right?
You've witnessed it on your own with the Mets, but you know what it's like.
There's nothing worse than a September just collapse,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
It's just a free fall.
So that's the context.
Stephen Shea got tickets to the game with eddie
they got bp they got bp practice passes steven shea asked mike napoli if he could get into the
batting cage and take a couple cuts they lost 10 out of while the team was taking batting practice
during a free fall in september i was trying to get in early we were there before the team
was out there he was just like hey can I get a few cuts in there, Mike?
I just wanted one or two. Do you know
how bad it's like right now in that clubhouse?
I got a little bit
of sense of it yesterday. Yes, it's really
bad. I thought they were on a skid, but like,
hey, maybe you need some juju to help you out.
You're the juju?
The guys were, the Cubs were taking
batting practice and Stephen Shea was like, can I get a
couple hacks?
That's insane! That's insane! I am not The Cubs were taking batting practice, and Stephen Shea was like, can I get a couple of hacks? Yeah.
That's insane.
That's insane.
I am not afraid to ask questions.
When he said no, did you have a follow-up question?
Oh.
No, no, no.
I heard you said, okay, can you give us a tour of the dugout?
That was an ask from Eddie.
Oh, okay.
I wanted to do that, so I was like, yeah, I'll ask him.
I mean, he's my friend. Eddie didn didn't ask you asked i asked for it like yeah and how did that
go yeah how do you say no he said he said i can't do it right now he's like if you want to come back
in another day he's like we'd have to do it early he's like but yeah we can do that if i ever got
on the field of wrigley field i think i'd sneak out to the outfield wall and grab some fucking piss on it.
Rub your balls on it.
Okay.
I had a revelation this morning.
I'm kind of mad about that. You wouldn't want to plug a puck?
Yeah, yeah.
Or try to find a ball.
Because, you know, the balls get stuck in there during batting practice and
everything.
So every now and then there'll be a game where a ball will get hit out and
two will come out.
Yes.
I remember that happening like in the 80s with the Mets.
I think Dallas Strawberry hit a ball to the wall.
And two came out.
And two balls came out.
Yeah.
Fun little wrinkle.
So what I wish I had done, I should have brought my glove.
And I could have just thrown on the field.
Dude, he was talking to us for like 30 minutes.
It was just a bunch of people.
I'm shocked you didn't already have your glove.
Yeah.
I should have brought it. And I could have moved three feet in front of a thing and he would have just
been cool but can you hit can you field can you throw i was going to ask him if if i was going
to get some cuts i was going to ask him to throw like no faster than 40 miles an hour like lob it
in that would have been kind of embarrassing huh if what in front of In front of a bunch of people and they underhand it to you?
They're not underhanding it to me, but yeah, just toss me a little meatball.
You know.
And if it's a slow ball, you could probably hit it close to the...
The plan was if I made contact, I was going to send it to Quiggs.
Hopefully, you know, get a home run ball out of it.
Make it look like a home run ball.
I had a whole thing.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And then it was all shot down.
The Cubs are free-falling right now.
Didn't they have like a 94% chance to make the playoffs?
I was trying to do this when nobody was on the field.
So it's not like I was like, hey, you know, Ian Happ, take a seat.
Eddie said Pete Crowe Armstrong was in the box taking hacks.
The original plan was show up.
And we were there before anyone was out on the field.
So I was hoping he was just like, hey, show up here anytime after 345.
We've got a uniform for you.
We're going to see if you can maybe change the mojo.
You know, Pete Crow Armstrong is going to finish his career with 4,522 hits.
He's going to hit 800 home runs.
He's going to be the first player to have a 50-50 season.
He's going to steal 1,700
bases and he's going to have a lifetime batting
average of 429.
Who is the 1982
NL Cy Young a winner?
That was Steve Calton.
Yeah. Was it Verstuder?
Verstuder won in
1979. Come on, Brandon.
Che, I'm not..., it doesn't bother.
It's just, you live in such a fantastical, like fantasy land that it's, it, I wish I
had your brain.
I say it many times.
I wish I had your brain.
It's just like, do you think I would have caught a touchdown pass at training camp if
I didn't ask to?
No, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like the world is your oyster because you don't have whatever, whatever, when a, when
a brain is formed, you don't have the part that's like any kind of shame.
Oh, no.
Right.
Exactly.
It's a beautiful thing to have.
I'm just thinking about how can I do my job the best.
That would have been a great video.
It would have been a great video.
You're right.
I just can't – I'm thinking about like –
No, you did it for work.
You didn't want to take batting practice.
You did content first.
I'm not taking batting practice. You did content first. You're not taking batting practice.
Yeah, you've been to more baseball games in the last two months than your whole life probably, right?
Have you been to like three or four Cubs games?
Two.
Two Cubs games.
That's been great.
I didn't save for the game yesterday.
It was football, so I wanted to go home and do that.
Oh, so you just went for batting practice.
I'm not a practicing player.
That's even better.
Yesterday you didn't watch the game.
You just went for batting practice but
you had a ticket i could have stayed yeah but he just went for batting practice i went it was all
about you just went to try to get all about that makes it so much funnier he had to get that video
this guy just came to try to get some shine himself but didn't want to cheer me or my team
on in a crucial situation crucial took advantage of
my kindness we got him on the field we've been that's what i'm saying you're his friend he had
he had invited me a couple weeks ago and i couldn't do it and i was like all right i'll i'll
hit you up during a future homestand and you know it works they they don't do batting practice during
day games so it made it a little dicier oh my god you're. You're the best, Jay. I love you. Have you been to a Nashville White Sox game yet?
Nashville White Sox?
Who would have been to that?
Oh, I see.
Answer the question, Jay.
I see.
They're going to move.
They're going to move.
Oh, they're moving?
Could be.
Have you been?
I have not been to a White Sox game.
Well, you might as well be.
They're going to be going to Nashville.
So what happens to White Sox Dave?
Do we ship him off?
He becomes Nashville.
He's Buston's problem.
Yeah, I guess so.
He's Tennessee Dave.
He's Will Compton's problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does have to move, right?
Yeah.
Well, he'll be out there singing.
All his exes live in Texas, but his baseball team plays in Tennessee.
Ooh.
I like it.
Frank's still got the fastball.
He's still got it.
Fastball.
So do you know Shane Gillis well?
I know him a little bit
I met him at the office a couple times
Yeah before the case race you guys talked for a while
Talked politics
He did talk politics he likes your politics
Is he going to have you on his show?
Maybe
I was saying he wants you on his show
Oh he does?
Yeah I think he asked
Yeah the podcast he does Maybe Yeah. I think he asks Sass that. Yeah, the podcast.
He does.
Maybe not this weekend, but at some point.
Sure.
I could have that arranged.
I was saying that the Shane Gillis, Frank the Tank combo,
like if aliens came down and were like,
give us your two best aliens or give us your two best humans,
I might offer up Shane.
You guys might be the two best dudes currently active.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the two dudes that dudes love.
Yes.
Yes.
Dudes, dudes.
You're every dude's number one dude.
You're our champion of dudes.
Yes.
You're guys' guys.
But how, for the game, how high are you on Notre Dame?
I'm moderately optimistic.
I think they're a very competitive team this year. I think they have a good defense. how high are you on Notre Dame? I'm moderately optimistic.
I think they're a very competitive team this year.
I think they have a good defense.
I mean, if they're going to win a game against a major program, this is it.
Wait, so Frank, give us a ranking of your teams because I was actually talking to Shane about this
because he was wondering if it's going to be –
I said it's not Mets, Frank.
It's a little different for notre dame because i know seaton hall frank is like the most i've told this story before but frank came in from the big east uh tournament and seaton hall
had lost and i was like gotta get rid of the coach and frank was like i know you gotta give him more
time he's building something here i was like who the fuck am i talking to you right now well it
was his first year yeah i know you're you're reasonable with seton hall so what are the
rankings of your sports teams uh probably uh mets uh yeah devils dolphins are probably like 2a 2b
okay and then um i guess uh notre dame will slip in there maybe around number four. Okay. Knicks are kind of new, so I guess they're kind of like just behind Seton Hall.
Okay.
All right, that's a good ranking.
So the Notre Dame fandom, you won't, like, lose it if they lose.
No, I don't.
Right.
Which people think that, like, you are doing it as you are reasonable
about some of the teams you root for.
I mean, I've
seen three championships for the Devils, and I
expect them to be good again this year.
Yeah.
I've
I'm waiting
for something good to happen for the Dolphins,
and I could get a little frustrated about the Dolphins.
We could be here. This could be the year.
This could be the year, Frank.
You went to that Super Bowl?
The Mets, I have just exhausted all my patience with them.
And since 2007, I have had just no – it's just like everything just goes back to 2007.
It's like I hear the song, Wake Me Up When September Ends.
It brings me back to September 2007.
But you went to the World Series in 2015.
That didn't overcome that.
Sorry.
I hear the song Free Fallin'.
I go back to 2007.
The Mets lose two in a row, I think, in 2007.
And then the Mets have had so many the Mets have actually had the worst team money combined
three times now
it's like PTSD
and now they're going to trade
Pete Alonso because
Lindor doesn't like him
they're going to extend
Vogel back right? yeah they're going to extend Vogel back right
yeah they're going to extend Vogel back
who is Tommy Pham
called the laziest player in the history of baseball
why is Tommy Pham all of a sudden
who gives a shit about Tommy Pham
it does feel like you're taking Tommy Pham's
thoughts way too highly
you hated Tommy Pham when he played for the Mets
but I've watched
the team and I know what he said is true.
I watched Daniel Vogelbeck hit a ball that rolled to the wall.
Rolled to the wall.
And he is – it took him 18.9 seconds to get to second base,
and he was still out by 10 feet.
That's a long time.
It's tough.
It is tough.
I've seen Daniel Vogelbeback thrown out at second twice this year on singles to the center fielder.
Is that 18.9 seconds?
Good.
Both times?
One of them was with the bases loaded and wiped out two runs.
Yeah, but the Mets season is over.
We don't need the Mets.
I don't think that's over.
Yeah, it's Notre Dame season right now.
It's Notre Dame season.
Wake up the echoes.
Dolphins are 2-0.
I'm going to do some raw dogging South Bend.
I'm going to do some raw dogging today on the way out to South Bend.
Oh, hell yes.
You're raw dogging all over.
You're not going to stop in Gary, are you?
I'm not going to stop in Gary.
I don't want to die.
I'll stop in Gary, yeah.
By the way, on this date, 35 years ago, Lyman Bostock.
45 years ago, Lyman Bostock. 45 years ago, Lyman Bostock.
Of course, yeah.
Lyman Bostock was a rising star.
You're saying Botstock?
Lyman Bostock.
B-O-S-T-O-C.
Lyman Bostock.
Lyman Bostock was a rising star.
Played his first couple years with the Twins.
Ended up on the Angels.
Like third, fourth year in the majors was a 300 hitter
like this guy was on the verge of becoming
a star finished second in batting
in 1977
so he's from Gary, Indiana
he went and visited his family and a
girlfriend out in Chicago
this feels like it's going to end up bad
it ended up very bad
it was after
playing the White Sox game
45 years ago today, in fact.
He got Jell's ex-boyfriend of his girlfriend killed him.
Yikes.
That wasn't a fun story.
They had Michael Jackson.
Yeah, Michael Jackson.
Oh, yeah, Frank.
You like cards, right?
Yes.
Why don't you have them go through all of them?
Give them all of them.
Yeah.
Who do we got?
Hillary.
You can have that one, Frank. You should sell that.
Wait, who is it? Who was it, Frank?
Can you name him? Henry Ruggs.
Okay. Football player.
That's a good one. We got a September 11th card.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
That was a big day.
That's the attack on freedom.
We got Yasser Arafat.
Okay.
Yeah.
We got Michael Jackson and a llama.
Alpaca.
Frank, you can keep these cards.
We got Jefferson Davis.
These are nice cards, actually.
These are nice.
Jefferson Davis on the losing side of the Civil War.
It all depends on who you talk to.
We got Harriet Tubman.
You know, Dan Rovell has this card autographed.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, he does.
Let's see.
We got Hillary yelling at somebody.
The Benghazi inquiry, why she left him in the lurch.
Let's see.
Looking for another heel dog?
I think there's a couple of Hillary's in there.
We got W.
W.
All right.
Ben Roethlisberger.
Mm-hmm.
Hall of Famer.
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You're like, oh.
Ray Caruso.
Why did Ray Caruso get that reaction?
Well.
I know what he did,
Frank.
Let's just say he'll
never be father of the year.
He is, I think he's
out of jail, someone said,
which is crazy.
I think he is.
Yeah, I think he is.
I think he only got
sentenced like 20 years.
I mean, he killed a woman.
Yeah, I know.
He's out of jail.
Well, that's true.
Oh, look at this.
Sleepy Joe.
Dumb and Dumber.
Oh, look.
Frank's on both sides of the aisle right now.
Wow, yeah.
Both these men are leading the country, and neither of them know where they are.
Facts only, Frank. of them know where they are. Facts. That's a fact.
Facts only, Frank.
You should gift those to Shane.
Speaking of murderers, O.J. Simpson.
O.J. Simpson. By the way, I'm staying in, not only was I staying in the O.J. Hotel,
the Holiday Inn in Chicago where he was the night.
Oh, yeah, yeah, where he flew.
I'm on the floor.
No way.
Yes. Yes.
Wow.
You should do a raw dogging in front of it.
We got John D. Rockefeller.
Okay.
Wealthy man.
He did industry.
Kind of corrupt.
Do we know what he did wrong?
Just ethical.
How was he corrupt?
Robber baron.
What do you know?
I mean, you don't get that.
That doesn't sound correct.
We got Michelle Obama.
We got another Shillery.
Gloucester Michelle Obama.
John McCaffey.
I don't even know who this guy is.
McCaffey.
Yeah.
We got another Michael Jackson sticker.
Yep.
Okay.
Very unique.
We got Papa Bush.
Mm-hmm. That's just a funny way to say that. John McCain. We got Papa Bush.
That's just a funny way to say that.
John McCain.
Pope Francis.
Don't make fun of Catholics.
Not wearing that hat.
We got Dubya and Yasser Arafat.
Yeah, okay. Back to the start.
You want those? Those are yours.
Very unique. Very unique cards. Give, okay. Back to the start. You want those? Those are yours. Sure.
Very unique cards.
Give them to the kids at the game.
Yeah, you should just pass them.
Actually, can I have a Frank the Tank signed Hillary?
Wow.
Yeah.
What would that catch on eBay, dude?
We should start doing that.
We should start having Frank sign all the Hillary.
Oh, you got a pen on you.
Look at him.
He's got a fucking sharpie. He's got a pen on you. Look at him. He's got a fucking Sharpie.
I have to carry it. That's a fresh Sharpie.
I love it.
You carry a Sharpie?
Fuck yes. Wait, I want
one. Can I get the Yasser Arafat Frank to tank?
Okay.
Fuck yes.
Oh, yeah.
That's an interesting autograph.
That might be the greatest card ever.
I might get a prized possession today.
Holy shit.
I've always wanted an heirloom.
This is huge.
I want to see your signature, Frank.
That looks official.
Yeah, that's clean.
Oh, I don't know.
What does that say?
What does that say?
Oh, my God.
Frank, can you zoom in?
What did he write?
Frank wrote, kill them in a thought bubble.
Oh, that is a piece.
That is a piece.
She's pointing.
Kill them.
Wait, be careful with that.
Yeah, it is.
Frank, this is the best card ever created now.
Dude, we got to slab that up.
We got to send that to PSA right now.. Dude, we got to slab that up.
We got to send that to PSA right now.
We have to slab it.
Can I send that to get graded?
Yeah.
One to one.
It's going to go for so much.
Holy shit.
Be careful with it. Oh, my God.
Let me get the package.
Wait, no, actually, now I kind of want...
Oh.
Okay.
We'll have this be framed.
No, I want Joe Biden.
Give me Joe Biden.
Give me Joe Biden. Let's have this framed in the No, I want Joe Biden. Give me Joe Biden. Give me Joe Biden.
Let's have this framed in the new Yak studio.
Yeah.
Oh, my fucking God.
You handed him out?
I feel like I'm on Oprah.
We all get a card.
We all get a card.
Oh, my God.
Kill them.
I wish we could do an auction right now.
I just sold this for $5,000.
I guarantee you good.
Holy shit. You like that one?
He's got Joe.
Oh, there's the bubble.
New bubble.
He's so good.
Let's see what goes in the bubble.
I don't want to look.
Yeah, I don't want to look at it.
Oh, that's incredible.
I think he's got to sign all these he's the best
I mean we're just making money
yeah
this is a money printer
alright
printing money
this is my Joe Biden
Frank the Tank card
alright
there we go
oh wow
this is a good one folks
you wrote
who am I
this is a gold mine this is a gold mine You wrote, who am I?
This is a gold mine.
This is a gold mine.
I think we all just became millionaires. This is unbelievable.
These cards.
Wow.
Anyone else want one?
Oh, my God.
Can I name?
Yes.
Oh, man.
Who am I
Frank thanks sign card
Holy shit
I would love a Ray Carruth
Oh alright be careful Frank though
Let's not do the Jefferson Davis
You'll sign Jefferson Davis
No you don't need to sign
Jefferson Davis you'll sign jefferson davis no you don't need to say i got a frank the tank signed harriet tubman
frank just signing cards oh this is we're all rich
oh man frank you might have to buy some of these cards and like just
have them up online selling oh that's funny what else is going on brandon how are you sleepyhead
i'm good early start today but it was good brandon can i say something oh there it is
yeah that's exactly what it looks like. Yep. Yeah.
Exactly what happened today.
What were you going to say?
Not father of the year.
Not father of the year.
Not father of the year.
Great growth.
Brandon, you need to get a CO2 monitor.
Do you have an attached garage?
Why do I need a...
Do you have an attached garage?
Yeah.
You need a CO2 monitor.
Why does that mean?
Because you left your car on for two hours.
That's true. And if that mean? Because you left your car on for two hours. That's true.
And if that happens in your attached garage, that's a CO2 disaster.
Okay.
All right.
So please do get...
I'm being actually genuine right now.
Yeah.
You do need that.
That's scary.
No, I got it.
I don't park in my garage, though.
But yeah, I don't know how that happened.
That's crazy.
I left it on for two hours.
Very confusing. A lot of opinions I left it on for two hours. Very confusing.
A lot of opinions about driving Jeeps online, though.
I don't know if I should do that one.
Whoa.
Who was it?
The Middle East.
Oh, yeah.
We'll keep that one off.
He didn't write anything on it.
He censored himself.
Good job, Frank.
Yeah, wow.
Good job, Frank wow Good job Frank
There was a sparkle in your eye
I saw the demon came out
He's holding a picture of children
Yeah okay
Yeah yeah
Alright
You can imagine where I was
I mean we now just created two markets
Because there's a black market version of this too
Where Frank is unfiltered
Yep yeah
Frank like mystery packs
Yeah
Who do we got
Honest to God I feel like those would sell incredibly well.
They would.
Yeah.
Mystery pack.
Who's that one?
It's Mitch McConnell.
He's giggling.
Hey, have we posted anything on Pepper Jones yet?
We got to.
Oh, that's on me.
You're a giggly boy.
I got a Pepper Jones gift.
Oh, let's go.
Pepper Jones. Pepper Jones. Pepper Jones. How's she. Piper Jones.
Piper Jones.
Piper Jones.
How's she doing?
Piper Jones.
Great.
What was that voice?
Here we go.
Yeah, there's nothing.
Piper Jones.
Did she hit the wheel yet?
Here we go with Mitch McConnell. Not even touching.
Okay, Mitch McConnell, here it is.
What does it say?
It says error not functioning.
I like that.
This is nice.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't look at the price.
It's just some wall art.
So you just had him turn the price to the camera.
Ooh.
The Wright brothers?
Yes.
Oh.
Where are they?
Kitty Hawk.
Oh.
Let's go
That's fire
Oh that is fire
That means something right there
That should go right next to Carl Anthony Towns
It takes you a second to figure it out
I feel like it'll split between
It'll split up Carl Anthony Towns and Cat Dennings nicely
Yeah
Stacked ass cat dennings
what photo of cat did you choose it wasn't a stacked pic it was well i mean it's cat
dennings it's gonna be a stack pic yeah you can feel like the tits but
it has the aura of giant oh yeah it's they're right there
i missed you guys yesterday i saw nick that tweet. Well, that happened after the show, right?
Yeah.
Do you want to show it?
Yeah.
I mean, all-time humor by this guy.
Just destroyed by this guy.
Dominated you.
Destroyed by this man.
I was brave enough to show my legs, you know, for a laugh between the guys.
Frank, this is me playing Dizzy Bat, and this guy
tweeted a picture of him and his son at me.
My son,
Nick Teraney and my son have the same legs.
Parentheses,
my son has never walked.
He's got better
legs than you. Somebody photoshopped his
legs over mine, and they're bigger.
Yeah. I think you have to challenge this kid his legs over mine and they're bigger. Yeah.
I think you have to challenge this kid to rough and rowdy.
I did.
Yeah.
Official.
Official challenge.
I'll ask Dave what the purse is.
Maybe I'll do it.
Yeah.
I forgot you guys are going.
You guys have a flight tonight.
Yeah.
Four and a half hours.
Oh, my God. Where are you guys flying to?
Portland.
Portland.
Portland. We know about Portland
We're going to visit Chaz
You know
I hear that if you eat meat in Portland
People come screaming at you
Yeah I know
You get a glass of kombucha
When you get off the plane Frank
Wait have you never been to Portland?
I've never been to the Pacific
Northwest. So this is like
DiStefano's drink has come true.
I'm afraid they're going to take
the wrong person back.
They'll be none the wiser.
Yeah, you're going to...
That would be great if you just got off and
just felt like home right away.
You're like, man, I always should have been here.
Wow, this feels good. Portland's nice. I've been to Portland. It's a're like, man, I always should have been here. Wow. This feels good.
Portland's nice.
I've been to Portland.
It's a nice spot.
No, I'm excited to be there for a very short amount of time.
I need you to, Nick, please, or KB, just journal everything that Stephen Chay does for Monday's show.
Yeah.
Because who knows?
Who knows what he's going to do?
I feel like I'm a pretty normal dude.
I wouldn't be shocked at this point.
Yeah. You're totally normal.
If he asks the pilot if he can just be like, can I fly a little bit?
Can I get behind there?
There's a new entrant in Roofball.
Did you see this?
No.
Michelangelo.
He's playing.
He's playing.
Wow.
Good for him.
That would be a real.
If he wins.
He's made the documentary.
Yeah, go watch the documentary.
It's out.
No, no, no.
Next week. Oh, what was. No. Preview's out, right? No, it wins? He's made the documentary. Yeah, go watch the documentary. It's out. No, no, no. Next week.
Oh, what was...
The preview's out, right?
No, it's out.
No, the documentary's out.
Oh, the documentary's out.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's the trailer for the documentary dropping the 30th.
It's out.
You got a bunch of people saying it's out.
DJ keeps saying it's out.
All right.
Then I have to watch it.
I thought it was coming out next week.
Sorry.
That was a long preview for you.
You watched the whole thing?
Yeah.
They put out a 22-minute preview.
Is Duggs going or no?
No.
I don't think so.
He is.
Coach Duggs has officially moved back to Jacksonville.
Yeah.
Are you sad?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's going to be bad.
But, you know, I think it's probably best for him.
He doesn't, you know, he's a Florida boy, isn't he?
Yeah, he's a Florida boy.
He's got that Nelk in him.
Yeah.
TJ, you got the chat up there in the right corner?
I know.
They're experimenting with showing the chat on live streams.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Who's experimenting?
I'm distracted.
Put a picture of Pat Dennings and see the chat go crazy with the woogos.
Let's just see.
This is very distracting.
Why not do that?
Let's do that.
She married Andrew WK.
Oh, I love her.
Hardy Harden?
Really?
He was on a Madden soundtrack.
So that's Kat WK, I guess.
Right, Che?
Yep.
That's The Darkness, right?
Is his band?
Or no, I'm thinking of that.
No, that's The the darkness you're thinking
So what are we supposed to respond
Someone asked what I liked about Portland
Am I supposed to say something then
Our chat goes too fast to talk to
Oh they're moving
I liked Portland
Look at the boys
Hell yeah
The boys are out
The boys are barking, dude.
Nuts.
The dogs will chase cat.
What's that, Kyle?
Oh, glasses.
I watched Prestige last night.
How was it?
Every day is like heaven for me now that I haven't watched it.
How'd you like Prestige?
It was amazing.
Yeah.
I gotta watch that too. Who's in that again that again? So good. I might watch it again
because I feel like I missed a lot.
What's the cast?
Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman,
Scarlett Johansson.
That's a squad right there.
Frank, I'm texting with Shane right now. He said that
he actually has space for you if you wanted to stay
at the Airbnb as well. He said it's huge.
I know you got a hotel, but.
Frank has a squad that he has to worry about too.
Yeah.
Do you have a posse?
Is Jenks now officially Doug's replacement or what's going on?
I guess pretty much he's going to be doing a lot of road trips.
I guess we should ask him.
He's here.
He's right there.
Jenks.
But you have two guys.
I'll sit right there.
You have two guys trailing you, not just Jenks.
Yes, yes.
Well, it's now becoming a full-time entourage.
Yeah, I know.
So, Jenks, you are now, do you still have a job?
Well, this is pretty awkward.
Technically, no.
Okay.
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
You made that awkward.
I didn't expect to get the direct question. Got it. All what that means. What does that mean? You made that awkward. I didn't expect to get the direct question.
Got it.
All right.
Sorry.
What about on paper?
I had a great job, great boss named Cam.
We had a conversation earlier this week.
Oh.
He directly asked me, do you really want to work here or do you really want to work for Barstool?
And I was like, I really want to work for Barstool.
Yeah, but you don't.
Yeah, I know.
I'm worried about you. Don't worry about me. Okay. I'm actually not worried about you. You're
the only, you're one of the people that I'm like, Jenks is going to figure it out. I appreciate
that. So yeah, I'm just going to ride the momentum. Frank's a legend. We're going to
create tons of content. My schedule is wide open and I can always go back to sales if I need to go
back to sales. But in like the past few months, have you progressively done less work for your real job?
No, no.
You've been keeping up?
It's just burning the candle on both ends type of situation where it got to a point.
Steven, my great friend here, my lover, told me at one point in his history, he had a job
while he was also doing Barstool stuff, and he kind of had a moment where he had to make
a decision.
Well, but his job was at Barstool.
Did he not tell you that? Did he not tell you that part?
He didn't tell me that, and he did not advise me to do anything like this,
and nobody advised me to do anything like this.
It was just one of those moments where it's like I feel like I'm having a ton of fun.
There he is.
So you just keep kind of riding it.
All right, wait.
So last question.
Are you worried about money?
No.
Great.
Good.
I'm not a money guy.
I've managed to save up in 15 years of sales enough to be able to actually try to chase
my dreams as Frank preached at the Barstool Awards show.
Okay, so Galaxy Brain, I will talk to Dave about this and Erica, but they're definitely
to me, it feels like there's a way that maybe you just become Frank's sales guy.
I'm in.
We just find a way to sell all Frank's content.
I could do six to 12 months with just healthcare.
Okay.
All right.
Give the guy a shot.
He'll go.
Okay.
Put him in the game, coach.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll talk to some people.
But I want to get Frank to Germany.
We want a raw dog in all 50 states.
We got a lot of stuff to do
And I'm his driver to Chicago now anytime
And the Mets are going to be sucking next year
I'm talking about doing a tour of all 30 Major League ballparks
And doing a video series
Of rating all 30 Major League Baseball stadiums
I love it
Hey look, Jenks
I think that it's a ballsy move
And I respect the fuck out of that
Appreciate it
Okay, well Jenks, thank you Have you been still getting all your workouts in? think that it's a ballsy move and I respect the fuck out of that. Appreciate it. Yeah. Okay.
Well, Jenks, thank you.
Jenks.
Have you been still getting all your workouts in?
Oh, yeah.
Can I just address quickly the rough and rowdy?
Big Cat, you bookended my fight with I'm a stalker, which was fair.
You are.
But in a nice way.
But then what was not fair was at the end.
You could have stood up for me.
I have no fighting experience. And you were like, I don't know, Dave. Well, you looked really good. But then what was not fair was at the end, you could have stood up for me. I have no fighting experience.
And you were like, I don't know, Dave.
Well, you looked really good.
You could have just gone with that.
Yeah, I know.
You did look really good.
Yeah, when people ask me about Jenks,
I do say you're a stalker, but in a good way.
I know, I know.
Yeah, because how else would I describe?
I literally stalked you guys.
Right, right, exactly.
So I feel like that's telling the truth.
But I just want it on the record.
You did not.
You never fought.
No training whatsoever.
Also, I should have done a...
I mean, the Abel brothers are just comically bad at fighting.
Comically.
So...
And I love them to death.
You actually said in the beginning, you were like,
ooh, I think he's fucked,
because I kind of just went in and let him hit me a couple times,
and it felt like a little mosquito, and then I was fine.
You know what's funny about the unable brothers?
Is... I actually almost feel sorry for them now.
No, I don't because they're the best.
They're stars. They're good at
what they do. They fail, but they're
great. They're stars.
Yeah.
After the fight, you guys were complimenting him
10x me. Well, because they are stars.
Yeah, they're stars.
It's perfect.
A lot of changes in your life.
How you doing, brother?
Will Compton and I are beefing.
Why?
Jenks, you stay, but take Will's mic
and flip with Will.
So if you want to chime in
anytime, you still have a mic, but Will...
Will Compton's here.
What did he say?
Congratulations on retirement?
Will is here The boy
What's up fellas
Good to see you Kate
Kate and I are brainstorming some
Some stuff behind the scenes
Nick why are we beefing
The tweet of the wheelchair boy had 7 likes
Before you retweeted it
You just couldn't fucking help yourself chair boy had seven likes before you retweeted it.
You just couldn't fucking help yourself.
That's why I FaceTimed you earlier.
Oh, no.
I was looking at you.
You were on, what show were you on when you were talking? I was on my morning show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was listening to you talk about it, and some of the replies, I was just dying.
Let me FaceTime Nick.
Yeah, look at that.
That's what started it all.
I saw that and I was like, okay, I guess that's his kid.
That's fair, right?
Tough to laugh at.
I wouldn't have, you know.
No, man.
I had to let it out there. You did what you had to do.
Are you excited for Notre Dame?
Yeah.
Are you guys doing a live show?
No.
Oh.
We just go tailgate vlog. You're just going for the fun of it? Yeah. Oh you guys doing a live show? No. Oh. You're just going... We just go tailgate vlog.
You're just going for the fun of it?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, we got an Airbnb with old Gillis.
Yeah, no, Frankie just...
Yeah, Frank, you're going, aren't you?
Shane just texted me, said that he's got room for Frank.
Oh, are you staying in the Airbnb, Frank?
Well, I have two people with me.
Is there going to be room for them?
I can ask.
Well, maybe you go.
I gave Jenks the address to the Airbnb, so maybe you go check it out.
We got another one too, Frank.
Oh, you got two Airbnbs?
Yeah.
I'm sure you and Shane could share a bed.
I can sleep on the floor.
Yeah.
That's no problem.
Jenks can sleep.
He's got health insurance.
Yeah.
Frank, are you a Notre Dame guy?
I'm a Notre Dame guy.
You got them beating Ohio State?
I think they can't beat
I think this is
They have a good enough team
I think they have just the right team that could do it this year
Hartman's nice
Yes he is
Who would you pick Walker?
I go back and forth
I think the defenses are both very good
Let's ask someone who has a sports show
Mark Titus likes Ohio State.
I would have taken Ohio State.
Give me Notre Dame at all.
That's how you answer the question.
That was good.
That's a sports guy right there.
Natural.
What else is up?
Did you see me pick Ohio State?
I did it for you.
I wore red.
Fuck you, dude.
Oh, you did wear red for him?
Jesus Christ.
I wore this because they gave it to me for, you did wear red for him? Jesus Christ. I wore red.
I wore this because they gave it to me for the college football show this morning.
You were there.
Yeah, you said I want red because Mark Titus.
I can switch to black or blue or any other color, really.
Or gold.
Maybe.
You know, when I have, and I've got the perfect jersey.
I got the throwback green Joe Montana.
Yes.
Fresh.
Notre Dame jersey.
Is that the one he wore when he had the flu or no?
I'm trying to remember.
Was he wearing what he wore?
That was the bowl game, right?
Yeah.
Frank, I have a question about your fandom in the 80s, okay?
So you were a Notre Dame fan all the way back?
No.
You were not?
No. When did you become a Notre Dame fan? More around the 80s. Okay. So you were a Notre Dame fan all the way back? No. You were not? No. When did you become a Notre Dame fan?
More around the year 2000.
Okay. So you weren't a Joe Montana fan?
Well, Joe Montana,
I was two when Joe Montana was at Notre Dame.
Well, you don't have to get sassy about it.
That was a dumb question. Deserves a
sassy response.
Were you going to try to dunk on him, Brandon? I wasn't trying
to dunk on him. I wasn't asking any questions. It was just interesting to me that he was
going to be a Montana fan and a Marino fan in the 80s. It would have been an interesting time to be alive,
right? Not two quarterbacks in the world. Right, but at the time I was not a Notre Dame fan.
I apologize. What made you a Notre Dame fan in the 2000s? I got sick of
the team I was in. Who were they?
I guess I was a Dolphin to Catholicism. Who were they?
Yes, I was a Dolphin fan.
I actually became a Hurricane fan.
Ah.
And I got sick of the shit that they did.
Gave up on Miami in 99?
A little bit after 2000.
Yeah.
So when they stopped being good.
No, he bought the stock at the right time.
Yeah.
It's not like Notre Dame.
It's old at its highest. But When they basically curb stomped Florida International,
I was like, that was the point where it's like...
Did you have a soft spot for FIU?
No, I just didn't like the antics.
That was the actual fight, right?
I didn't like the antics of Miami anymore.
Then more and more stuff came out about them.
I couldn't root for them
anymore. That's why you aligned with the Catholic Church.
Well, I am.
Well, I am
Catholic.
I mean,
you know, in college basketball
I root for Seton Hall.
You're right.
And this is actually not a joke. I'm not joking
about this.
The university president of Seton Hall 50 years ago was a man named Monsignor Edward Fleming, who is actually a cousin.
No way.
Wow.
Monsignor Fleming?
Wait, what's Monsignor?
Is that the name?
It's like a bishop.
Oh, it's the high priest.
Oh, got it.
It's like one level below Cardinal.
Got it.
So that's above Bishop?
Yeah, I think it might be above Bishop.
It's like right around.
I don't know the exact hierarchy, but it's like Bishop, Monsignor.
You get a very fancy hat.
Wow.
I know that.
And he was a cousin?
He was my grandfather's cousin, yes.
I would love to see the Fleming family tree.
So would I. We still got to make the Fleming family tree So would I
We still gotta make the book
I don't know much about my
grandfather's side of the family
I know more about my grandmother's side of the family
Do you remember, I mean we have our idea
for the children's book
Oh yeah, just the bad luck of every Fleming
bought a strip mall in Hiroshima
This Fleming was standing in the middle
of a field in Pennsylvania
I found out that
I found out that...
I found out that I have another relative
named Archimedes Fleming.
No, you don't.
You don't have Archimedes.
He's playing.
He's playing.
Yeah, Archimedes Fleming was a package receiver for...
Oz.
He was a package receiver for the city of Troy.
Oh, he's the one who let it in.
He let that Spartan horse in.
Oh, no.
Fellas, don't worry about it.
I forgot about Archimedes Fleming
now that you mention it.
Yeah, you got all the Flemings.
Nunzio Fleming. Yeah, the Mount V shameless fleming right shameless yeah he see he bought a french fry company right before the
the potato famine some great flemmings out there uh i had another uh fleming that was actually uh from uh from london it was his name
was uh uh richard fleming okay and uh he was uh working in baked goods and uh some of the rats
got into his food and next thing you know about half the population died sigamori fleming was a flight intern december 7th
japan right was he not
no he's not giving me that one not gonna have a pearl harbor no actually no that didn't happen
no actually you're um that's not true. A little silly.
But Mackenzie Fleming, he was a radar operator at Pearl Harbor.
Oh, okay, Mackenzie.
Yeah, you had the wrong Fleming.
Yeah, I was on the wrong side.
Mackenzie.
Mackenzie Fleming.
Yeah, we should make this book.
Just for the illustrations of all the different races. They all look the same.
It's great.
So you're just going to party tomorrow?
Basically.
Fuck yes.
Yeah.
That sounds like a great time.
And they do some good parking lot tailgating.
Yeah.
It's classy.
Yeah.
Notre Dame night games are for real.
The day games are a little bit more. They're for real, but it's not like, I don't think it's that loud.
I think you'll be shocked tomorrow night.
Have you been to a night game?
Yeah, Clemson last year.
Oh.
On the field.
It wasn't loud?
It wasn't that loud.
It's like a smaller Michigan.
Damn.
Are you going to chug a beer tomorrow?
Are you going to do a beer chug video?
We'll see.
Oh.
I'm excited.
If you score Will Compton, you can fall along.
I follow you, dude.
People know what they want.
You know, one thing I really like about Notre Dame,
and it's just how impressive those gold helmets look.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's impressive.
They're shiny.
They are.
They don't have AC in their dorms that the athletes have to stay in.
Still.
I think that's a big miss for recruiting.
What time is our tour tomorrow,
Frank? Wait, what are you doing a tour
of? The
hockey facility. Oh!
Hell yes. Why are you touring the hockey facility?
I think they just renovated it, right?
Yeah, like someone from the Notre Dame
hockey facility has invited me
for a tour of the Notre Dame hockey facility.
And Notre Dame hockey, they do wear the gold helmets, and it's fucking awesome.
And they're a good program.
They've been to the Frozen Four a couple times.
Yeah.
All right.
And wait, are you doing a tour tonight, too?
Today, we're doing like a walking tour, right, Frank?
We're just going to check it out?
Yeah, we're going to check it out, walk around, do some raw dogging around South Bend.
If anybody in Notre Dame can get us on the field today, we'll help us out.
Those are sick.
Those are sick.
I would wear that to the bar.
Yeah.
Please buy those.
Please buy the full kit.
I would wear that out, yeah.
I'm jealous, Will.
That sounds like a fun weekend.
You can come. I know I can't, though.
You can. There's too many can't, though. You can.
There's too many good games on tomorrow.
Yeah, but it's following your phone.
Yeah, but you can't do that.
There's too many good games tomorrow.
What are some other ones?
What's better than Notre Dame-Ohio State?
Colorado.
What's better than Notre Dame-Ohio State? Colorado-Oregon.
Colorado-Oregon.
Colorado-Oregon.
Ole Miss-Alabama.
Utah-UCLA.
Iowa-Penn State. Rutgers-Washington State. Oregon State. Mississippi State-S Utah, UCLA. Iowa, Penn State.
Rutgers, Washington State. Oregon State.
Six ranked matchups tomorrow.
And we got the Orphan Bowl too.
What's the Orphan Bowl? Oregon State versus Washington State.
Yes, that's true.
Pack two championships.
I mean, the two of them don't have a conference next year.
Yeah, yeah.
But they can keep it alive.
Tailgating all day. Yeah. The line can keep it alive. The Orphan Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Tailgating all day.
The Linebacker Bar.
What's the Linebacker Bar?
It's like their only bar in town.
Damn.
I'd love to go.
But I can't.
Where are you going to be?
I'm going to Rice UCF.
USF.
Sorry.
For what?
Rice game.
Just to go watch?
Yeah. He doesn't get it. What is there to get? He For what? Rice game. Just to go watch? Yeah.
He doesn't get it.
What is there to get?
He's not a Rice guy.
That's my team this year.
I'm a Rice guy.
They had a 5'2 running back.
They did?
Yeah, a tiny guy.
We see some highlights in him.
How tall is Deuce?
He had one carry.
He's got to be like 6'5", 6'5"?
I think he's 5'6".
5'6"?
I'll check.
Golly, 5'2". Hard to tackle. Or maybe 4'. No, to be like 6'5", 4'. I think he's 5'6". 5'6"? Golly, 5'2".
Hard to tackle.
Or maybe 4'.
No, it was like 4'9".
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
Brandon, SEC's not the conference this year, yeah?
It's early, Will.
It's early.
It's not too early to tell.
What's that?
Alabama is going to lose this weekend.
Upset alert.
Put it out.
They're not.
Alabama is going to go 8-4, 7-5 this year.
Everybody loves to do that.
4'9".
Oh, yeah.
I forgot he got rocked.
He ran it like a 4'9 guy.
That's the one thing he can do as a 4'9 guy.
Yards for a 4'9
Little chief
Oh
Oh
That wasn't that bad
Not that bad
Will would you have gone all out
Yes
Would that be making the highlight tape
Did you see that clip
I think it was a high school game
But they were doing like a
special play where they hand the ball. Oh, yeah.
And they let the kid run and score or something,
but one kid on defense
didn't know. Yeah.
They threw a flag on it. He got in the back
field. That's happened before it went viral.
Is this a new one? No, I think it
went re-viral, but it's still...
Oh, this wasn't recent?
I think it was re-viral, but that's okay. Oh, this wasn't recent? I think it was re-viral, but that's okay.
Hey, don't beat yourself up, man.
Yeah.
Listen.
Either way, that is...
You're new to the internet.
You don't know how this stuff works.
It was a disability school.
You accidentally tackled it.
An accident.
And all the kids with their heads on their heads.
What I disagree with is the flag.
Yeah.
Shouldn't have been a flag.
No.
You got a TFL.
Let them play play Did you see
Turnover on downs
That actually happened
In the Ole Miss
We made this exact
We did this exact
Yeah
I think it was circled back
Yes
In the audience
Yes
Now I'm remembering
Yeah I think
You said hey
Crush Yeah Hold on let me try To think of another one Yes. Now I'm remembering. Yeah, I think I finished.
Hold on, let me try to think of another one.
Hold on, let me try to think of another one.
Did you see that Georgia Tech?
Nick, you could probably circle it back around to the photo.
No, it's not.
Okay.
That kid's my nemesis.
Yeah, he scores a lot of touchdowns.
There it is, touchdowns.
Yep.
Perfect.
Kind of similar.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing, a little worse.
Wait, wait.
Did you hear about that artist?
There's an artist who got $77,000 from Denmark to paint a painting,
and he presented a blank canvas and named a painting,
Take the Money and Run.
And it worked?
No, he got sued and he didn't pay it back.
But you've got to love that artist.
Oh, yeah.
Or the artist, a Copenhagen court ordered the artist Jens Hanning,
who incorporates physical currency in his work, to give back about $70,000 after he sent the Kunsthund Museum of Modern Art two blank canvases titled Take the Money and Run.
I feel like that's art.
That is art.
Yeah.
It's all an illusion.
Yeah, right.
It's all in the mind.
Can you get us one for the Yak Studio?
Take the Money and Run. We could have Frank us one for the Yak Studio? Take the money and run.
We could have Frank make one for us.
I'd rather have a tank sign card than that.
Oh my god, yeah.
For sure.
Here you go.
You want some of those cards? Good cards.
This has to be worth a lot.
Mook? See you, bud. See you, Mook. See you, Mookie. Good guy. mook see you bud see you mook see you mookie it's good guy mook frank did you tell him your sharpie rules
you have sharpie rules rothlisberger sharpie rules well not out of nowhere will
oh well i'll sign anything for anybody except i won't sign anyone's arm body parts or anything
that's a little weird. Really?
Okay.
He gets a lot of that.
You'd be surprised.
You get body parts?
You get boobs?
You've never gotten boobs.
I've never gotten boobs.
Someone wanted me to sign their arm.
Oh, he'll start getting boobs soon.
Yeah, yeah.
What if Pat Dennings came up to you?
That's weird, too.
Babies?
Would you sign a baby?
I would not sign a baby.
Why not?
What about a four-year-old?
I would not. I'd sign a shirt, but I would not sign a baby. Why not? What about a four-year-old? I would not.
I'd sign a shirt, but I wouldn't sign
a... Would you sign a raw hot dog?
Well.
Uh-huh.
How is this a well?
Now, I was a little disappointed.
I guess he didn't know who I was when I went there.
But Tony Packhouse
in Toledo. I raw
dogged there a couple of months ago,
and they have walls and walls of signed hot dog buns
of famous people that have gone through there,
and it started with Burt Reynolds doing it.
You're the number one hot dog influencer.
I'm not even joking.
Yeah.
I guess the people who were there didn't know who I was.
That's not true.
But what's weird is they have a signed bun
from John fucking Neese.
A mediocre fucking
Met pitcher for five
years.
Yeah, we got to get
that right.
Frick, are you
thinking maybe because
of if the pizza
festival tomorrow is
a success, we maybe
have a raw dogging
festival?
I love it.
I would actually
like just a Frank
con.
Yeah.
Why not you? Why not both. Yeah. Why not both?
Yeah, why not both?
Yeah, true.
We went on a hot dog tour, and Frank was the king.
Yeah.
Everyone knew him.
Every location celebrated him, and a former champion was hanging out with him.
Yeah, that video's out.
It was released a couple weeks ago.
It was a New Jersey hot dog tour, and I interviewed the 1999 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion
and he did a whopping
21 and a half that day. Oh my god.
With no water. They didn't use water back then.
Remember that? Oh.
So that was like the dead ball era.
He kind of says that
he ate hot dogs the right way
back then. Yeah. The right way.
That's how they did it.
I feel like if we did the Cofella festival
that we want to do with the fellas, if Frank
was the catering team, managed all
the food for the festival. And the keynote
speaker. Yeah. And I looked up this guy,
the guy who won.
The next year, Kobayashi
won and the whole sport changed.
Yeah. He changed the game. Because the dunking,
right? Yeah. His stomach also
sat lower in his body. Yeah. So he could flex his abs. Extra abs. Yeah. Remember changed the game. Because of the dunking, right? Yeah. His stomach also sat lower in his body.
Yeah.
So he could flex his abs.
Like extra abs.
Remember when he had that commercial?
No.
You guys don't remember the Kobayashi commercial?
I don't think so.
I think you're making it up.
Go ahead.
Look it up.
Kinder.
What was the commercial?
Eating.
Oh, okay.
That was a good one.
Crazy.
I see why you remember it.
Yeah, I do vaguely remember it.
I'm with you.
Come on.
I'm with you.
Steve kind of, in fact, he sat in front of me on the bus.
Oh.
It was fun.
We went to a couple places down, and we basically went around the Jersey Shore that day.
The guy running it, I think, got a little banged up and then had to cancel the last stop.
Well, no, we had to cut off for the bus.
Yeah.
It was interesting timing.
Well, what happened was we went far south.
We went like two hours.
We went like 90 minutes down to the south, so we had to get back up to.
How many dogs did you eat that day?
Like six.
Everyone eats hot dogs,
drinks, and then gets back on the bus.
You can imagine what that smells like.
What's the ladies scene like on that
bus? A lot of hot ladies on that bus?
A lot of sexy girls. Yeah. Frank, you ever
find any queens on the road?
Here and there, here and there.
A couple Lady Franks. And you know who else is on the
tour with us?
The great grandson of Nathan Hanwerker.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
The guy who founded Nathan's.
Oh!
Got it, got it, got it.
Some respect on his name.
Didn't have the name on the top of my head.
Are you critical of the bun portion ever?
Oh, yes, I am. Hot dogs have been downgraded on the too much bun.
Too much, yeah.
I want a hot dog.
What about the variety of bun?
The quality of bun?
Yep, that too.
Hoistness.
I know a place in Pennsylvania that everyone always just loves.
The buns were terrible that day.
Talk about hillbilly hot dogs? No. No? US Open hot dog. Remember that one always just loves. The buns were terrible that day. The hot dogs were mediocre. You talking about Hillbilly hot dogs?
No.
You got to get out to the bleachers
at Wrigley for hot dogs.
Hot dogs? That's what it's called, yeah.
But they're not like all traditional
hot dogs. They're like different
sausages, brats.
They're incredible, though.
Well, if I get to do that stadium tour,
I'd love to rate Mickey.
Sounds like it's a must.
It's a must.
Every ballpark in America.
I want to crank up my YouTube
subscriber base. Right now
I'm like 38,000.
I want to get up to 50,000 by the end of the year.
Oh, that's a no-brainer, Frank.
Yeah, come on. I really want to crank up to 50,000 by the end of the year oh that's a no-brainer Frank yeah come on I I really want to crank up my uh my YouTube uh audience yeah yeah I think part of it Frank
is essentially recreating like the movie Ed TV or Truman Show where we just need to have
continuous footage of you so people can just check in on you I I mean can we just give him
Rasslin's YouTube page yeah we could how many. How many does that have? That is open. That's a decade.
Give it some life.
Over 50.
What is that again?
Rasslin.
It was an old podcast
before you started.
It was a...
It was...
When wrestling...
Wrestling when wrestling was good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Back in the day.
Yeah, back in the day.
Now no one cares.
It's not popular anymore.
There's no need. There's a fact. Back in the day. Yeah, back in the day. Now no one cares. It's not popular anymore. There's no need.
There's no need.
Talking about the old wrestling is better than talking about new wrestling.
Yeah.
Well, you know, you could talk about all of it.
People are interested in it.
Both the new and the old.
They come out in shocking numbers.
Hold on, Big Cat.
They come out in shocking numbers to listen to you talk about it.
Yeah, I know.
Nobody gives a fuck.
You're making a good point, Brandon.
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Will, are you excited for the Boston Bowl next week?
I am.
Big game.
Yo, are you going to stay for the game?
I'm going to stay for some of the game, yes.
You have to, man.
I am.
I'm excited.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
Nebraska is one of the, I was thinking about it,
I think Maryland and Nebraska are the only two Big Ten campuses
I've never been to.
So, I'm excited.
What's your guys' schedule when you're there?
Like, Saturday.
I think we'll just land and then we have the show.
You're going to land day of, Saturday?
Yeah, but I want, yeah, if you can show us around, I'd love to.
Oh, for sure, bro.
Yeah.
I haven't seen the new facilities yet.
Oh, they just opened them this year?
This year they just opened them.
Hmm.
What's the talk about in Nebraska when talking about the glory days and steroids?
What do you mean, what's the talk?
Is that just kind of like the elephant in the room?
Yeah, I think it's like the obvious, right?
Nebraska power, isn't that what it is?
Husker, yeah, yeah.
Husker power.
Bigger, faster, stronger.
I mean, yeah, but who wasn't on Roy's in the 90s?
A lot of teams, I would say.
Nebraska seems to have a huge...
Wait, is Kyle bigger than Will?
Whoa.
You look like you've gotten bigger since the last time
I saw you. But I did too.
Oh!
You do look bigger.
I wish you had that tight shirt on today.
Oh, the black shirt yesterday.
Yeah, that was a little much.
It was a very much.
It was explosive.
It was theatrical.
Have you been still keeping in shape?
Yeah.
Working out?
Yeah.
3 a.m. this morning.
3.30.
Oh, sorry.
Later.
Yeah, up early, up early.
Yeah, yeah.
Is there part of you like, why am I doing this?
No. Really? It's just early. Yeah, yeah. What, like, is there part of you, like, why am I doing this? No.
Really?
It's just routine?
Yeah.
Okay, that's good for you.
You wake up, you win your morning, you're going to win the day.
Yeah, that's facts.
That is facts.
Go ahead.
You have no aspirations of, like, letting yourself go now?
No, I mean, I did at times.
Like, there's obviously footage out there of that.
But to me, it's like...
Wait, when did you tweet this?
Yeah.
3.30 in the morning?
Oh, okay, got it.
But you took that picture at 3.30.
Yeah, photos at 3.30 in the morning.
The service was bad.
It had to have just gone through.
You can tell because it's still dark out.
Yeah.
Street lights.
You should, next time you do it, you should put on like first take or whatever's on.
Like get up.
It's on at like 8 a.m.
Yeah, 2 a.m.
Gaz was trying to get in there, you know, if you wanted to go back to that.
Yeah.
And give him a little bottle.
What did he say?
Will loves a gym that only goes up to 45 pound dummies
Dummies
Dummies
Oh
Dummies
Bottle service
Oh my god
God is ass
Got him
Another ratio
Step into Will
Another ratio in the bag
Yeah
Add it to the collection
Another kill
A
Not to go back to it
But to also go back to it
We could sneak Michigan
No Do you got Michigan Covering this weekend Not to go back to it, but to also go back to it. We could sneak Michigan. No.
Do you got Michigan covering this weekend?
No.
Rutgers.
Rutgers got a run defense.
DJ, I know.
Rutgers got a run defense.
Michigan's going to thump Rutgers.
Okay, but what about Michigan versus Nebraska?
Because Will's talking himself into it right now, and that's a scary thing.
I don't want to see you hurt again.
I think Michigan
will beat Nebraska
even worse.
I think Rutgers probably might even be
better than Nebraska.
Of what basis, Frank?
That Nebraska sucks.
Counterpoint, Will?
Another ratio for Puppet.
No!
They can't hold a lead.
Their offense is brutal.
We just won big last week, Frank.
Who'd you beat?
Northern Illinois.
Toughball Club.
Northern Illinois.
2021 MAAC champions.
I mean, it's just right there.
Nil.
That's Northern Illinois.
Nil and void. 2-0.
Will?
You need to come back.
He's saying Rutgers is better than Nebraska.
They're not.
Yeah, but did you see his reasoning?
When? This year.
What happened last year?
Rutgers was... Rutgers plays Nebraska this year, don happened last year? Rutgers was last year.
Rutgers plays Nebraska this year, don't they?
No.
I think if Rutgers played Nebraska this year, I think Rutgers would win the game.
Well, no.
You don't know that, TJ.
Big Ten championship game.
You guys both could be there.
Rutgers is going to end the year 6-6, 7-5.
Nebraska's going to end the year 4-8.
You think you've got a shot to take the West?
You guys would be the only team.
Iowa's better than them.
Dude, forget Iowa, bro.
You already lost to Minnesota.
Minnesota's calling the offense.
You're getting behind Minnesota already.
Yeah, but there's a lot of ball left.
There's a lot of ball left.
Yeah, but you forgot what Frank said.
They just suck.
Yeah, Nebraska sucks.
They don't suck, though, bro.
Good run defense.
They can run the ball. When's the last time Nebraska had a winning season?
I mean, I remember it used to be.
You're about to be in a world of hurt.
I mean, it used to be.
You're not right.
Slow down.
Retire him, Frank.
His career right now, Frank.
Slow down, Frank.
30 straight years.
30 straight seasons. Slow down, Frank. 30 straight years.
30 straight seasons.
They had winning seasons.
Now it's been like eight years?
I mean, I think he was still playing under Bratska last time they had a winning season.
Yeah.
Wow.
The glory days.
Frank just rolled them up and smoked them.
Yep.
There's nothing we could do about this.
I mean, Scott Frost, I mean, he was so bad there,
and they didn't want to fire the legend.
I mean, finally they decided to frost the program,
and it's still thawing.
So what has Rutgers done recently?
Well, Rutgers sucks. Oh.
I mean, if Rutgers goes 6-6
Everyone's ready to throw a parade for them
True
Wow
Frank Scott you're one of those
Funhouse mirror like me
Yeah yeah
Just keep walking into yourself
I thought I was trying to bring it back
To Rutgers versus Nebraska
And then you just shit on Rutgers
He's got me
It's a foolproof tactic
Yeah
Got your ass
Good times Fuck he's got me it's a foolproof tag yeah you got your ass oh good times oh fuck yeah what else boys let's just sit in silence for a little bit
fuck oh no if we that was a long enough oh yeah long enough pause emergency emergency huh people looking at me
you have emergency topics
yeah
here we go
here we go
is the Pac-12 like the deepest conference
she's not reading off anything right now
yeah it is
could be
Washington State
Oregon it's definitely the most exciting and well Yeah, it is. Could be. Yeah. Washington State, Oregon, USC.
It goes seven deep.
It's definitely the most exciting.
And, well, Rock of Ages, Rock of Ages.
The Pac-12 is RIP, 100 years old, 100-year-old conference, dead.
And starting next year, we're're gonna have the all coast conference uh
used formerly the atlantic we're gonna have with the uh with stanford jewel of the pacific playing
in the atlantic coast conference we have washington and oregon in the big 10 with usc and ucla i mean
i mean i it's good for it's fine for football but I can't imagine being a baseball player
in code
okay Oregon baseball
we're going to be
flying out to
New Brunswick
New Jersey
and the start time
of the game
we've been given
is 10 o'clock
in the morning
so be ready
they'll be traveling
commercial too
yeah
yeah
yeah
boy
hard travel
I mean
long ass flight Will I mean. Long-ass flight, Will.
I mean, we talk about the football programs,
and probably football might have to be separated from the rest of the NCAA,
just how insane it is because these conferences don't make sense for other sports.
I mean, you're USC.
You're playing.
You're literally going to be playing
games in New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Conference games.
I know football drives
the bus, but
USC, UCLA,
it makes no sense that their
baseball team is going to be playing conference games
in New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Breach.
It's always Rutgers that gets shit on in this hypothetical.
They always get it.
Maryland's just as far.
Yeah, but...
It's just funny to me because the hypotheticals are always like,
can you imagine being Oregon and having to go to New Jersey?
Well, I mean, I live in New Jersey.
I mean, Maryland. I mean, I live in New Jersey. I don't – I mean, Maryland.
I mean, where is Washington going?
What, the Big Ten?
Big Ten, yeah.
Big Ten.
That would be a farther trip, Washington and Maryland.
Then Stanford and Miami are in the same conference.
Yeah.
Stanford, Miami.
And Stanford and Cal Berkeley.
Yeah.
And SMU.
And SMU.
SMU.
Dude, Iowa Wrestling lost five of their superstars for the whole year and Cal Berkeley. Yeah. And SMU. And SMU. SMU. Iowa wrestling
lost five of their superstars
for the whole year
because they got caught
gambling on sports.
Wait, really?
That's been going on
in Iowa.
What?
Every team.
But is this happening
with football players?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Iowa State lost
their quarterback.
But with wrestling,
it's like...
They're five of their best
wrestlers.
Yeah, why can't you...
And they're a 5-2 team.
Gambling on other sports?
And I guess they just gambled
like I've just done, I don't know.
Or like on wrestling.
On others.
You can't gamble on wrestling.
Right.
That's what I thought.
That sucks.
That's dumb.
That's bullshit.
Well, you know, the NCAA,
and I'll never forget this shirt,
Brian Bosworth,
it was 1987 Orange Bowl,
was suspended for steroids.
And he came out for the coin flip wearing a t-shirt that said,
NCAA National Communist Against Athletes.
And I'll never forget that shirt.
Iconic.
Iconic.
Will, what kind of NIL deals do you think you would have been getting back in the day?
Cleaning up?
No.
Maybe a local sub shop or something?
Maybe something local.
That would have been nice.
Local Chevy dealership or something like that.
That would have been nice.
Now, when are they going to give
Reggie Bush's Heisman back?
I mean...
I think that's just a unanimous...
He's a Heisman winner.
Yeah.
I mean, everyone recognizes.
It's like when they take you down to championship.
They've stripped Louisville to 2013.
Rick Pitino has the tattoo.
Yeah, you know, the only way they could really erase that is have Will Smith come with the yellow flash and go.
Big Cat, what's the tattoo you should pick for me?
The Rick Pitino Louisville tattoo?
A tattoo of Patino getting the tattoo.
Not a bad idea.
I have a lot of space left.
Will, are you going to do the next case race with us?
Or are you going to put me out again?
Don't do that.
Wow.
No, you were hurt.
I was injured.
You're back injury.
Low back.
We actually had a phone call about it the day before.
And you were really empathizing with me. But the fact that you're calling me a puss now.
Because it hurt.
Yeah.
I could barely stand up.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying it hurt that you pussed out.
Well, you were walking around.
I was bummed.
I was bummed.
I was bummed not to be.
Well, you're in for the next one?
When is it?
I don't know.
We have to decide.
When are we getting a new office?
We'll have to have one soon.
Yeah, we'll maybe have a break in the new office.
That would be fun.
Do it like on a Thursday before?
No, probably not before.
We should do the pro football show, then do it.
No, wait, that would rock.
That would, yeah.
We're going to have to make it happen.
Look at the views.
Will's, I love working with Will today during the pro football show.
Casey, like like kicked it
to him and he just he blanked i had to pick it up like all right i'll go he wasn't even doing
anything i was looking down at the paper and she's just like uh will i don't even know what
she said i was like all right i'll start it off we just lost him for a second. He was on his Mitch McConnell shit.
Are you cool with accepting White Sox Dave in Nashville
when the White Sox move?
Yes.
Are you going to have him on your show permanently?
Yes.
He will be Tennessee Dave.
We're going to have him report to you.
Yes.
He can report to me.
Okay.
How many guys you got on your show now?
What do you mean?
Like how many is your operation?
Our team?
Like how big is our team?
Yeah.
There is seven of us.
Shit.
Counting me and Taylor.
That's pretty good.
I like your new gambling show.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It's a great idea.
It's the first of its kind.
There's not a lot of,
there's not really a show doing it like that
y'all need a loud pervert on that show yeah the short loud pervert
is that white socks dave no yeah no he's quiet but he's a pervert he's a, but he's a pervert. He's a quiet, yeah. He's more the unassuming pervert.
I would assume.
Unassuming pervert.
That's not a bad idea.
White Sox Dave hit us with an all-time quote on anus.
He said, happiness is not good to be.
Is that like a Yoda thing?
He chose every tense.
Happiness is not good to be.
Happiness is not good to be. Happiness is not good to be.
Yeah, that's him.
He got on his shoulders.
Happiness is not good to be.
It sucks, Dave.
His brain is a special place.
Hey, where'd Che go?
Bathroom.
Do you think that for the bus and Bowl, if we got Che out there,
you think you'd get a couple carries for Nebraska?
Maybe.
We're down.
We're down our top two cats.
Okay.
So let's maybe make a call to Matt Rule.
Listen.
Have you talked to Matt Rule?
You had him on the show.
What was that?
What was that?
Okay. Oh, was? What was that?
Was you waving him off?
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, I might talk to him.
Okay.
Does Matt Rule know that you wanted Luke Fickle as your first choice?
I didn't want Luke Fickle. How many losses to where you demand Matt Rule be fired this year?
Oh, no.
None.
He could go
three and eight for the rest
of his life and be like, we're just one play away,
boys.
That sounds funny, but if
you literally watch us...
Every day!
Will has to catch himself
now because he'll say something about another
team being like, you know, a couple turnovers go.
This isn't Nebraska talk right now. He's know, a couple turnovers go. This isn't Nebraska talk right now.
He's like, a couple turnovers.
It was the Vikings.
Two years ago, you guys really were the best three
in 19. That's true.
Last year, we were bad. Last year, we were a bad team.
Two years ago,
the greatest three-win
team of all time in college football history.
That's something to be proud of.
Yeah. Hang a banner.
Did anyone say Vikings? I heard
him talk about the Vikings. I was watching last week's
show.
Did anyone say Vikings?
Pretty good segue.
We were talking about fumbles
and I noticed that Bruce Buffer
was on the
Let's Get Ready to Rumble before the Vikings-Eagles game on Thursday Night Football last week. Bruce Buffer was on the Let's Get Ready to Rumble
before the Vikings-Eagles game on Thursday Night Football last week.
Michael Buffer.
Michael Buffer.
And the Vikings misheard him.
He said, let's get ready to fumble.
Oh, yeah.
You know, they're not full brothers, I don't think.
They're half-brothers.
They're dad-brothers.
Dad-brothers.
Got it.
Okay.
To that point.
To what point?
They don't have turnovers last week.
Vikings win that game.
Yeah, that's true.
Nebraska talk.
If it wasn't for turnovers, the Vikings would be 2-0.
You sound like Will.
Will, you guys lost 36-7.
What?
It was 36-14.
Excuse me.
Are you talking about Colorado?
Yeah. You want to go over the Colorado game? No, I don't want to go
over anything, but you guys lost by 20-something points.
That's fine if you want to look at the final score,
but if you watch...
If you want to judge
the game how we've judged games for the
entire time...
The final score does not tell
the whole story of that game. Brandon
refreshes GameCast on his little phone.
Actually, that game, Colorado didn't play that well in the first half.
Colorado didn't play well.
The final score could have easily been like 51 to 10.
Frank, how many God brothers do you have?
One.
How many God cousins do you have?
I don't think I have any God
cousins. I have a couple.
Abe named me one.
Abe blessed me as a God cousin.
Oh, he's your God cousin? Yes.
And in West Virginia, I'm just your cousin.
Yes.
I have a
couple cousins. I actually have a cousin that lives
in Chicago, but I haven't talked to
him. I never talk to him. I don't really. I actually have a cousin that lives in Chicago, but I haven't talked to him. I never talked to him. I don't
really...
I've DM'd
his wife a few times, but I...
That role is taken.
No shit he blacked
you out.
Well, no, no, no.
He's not on social media, so
I just found her on social media. So I just found
her on social media being
the cousin. They have a couple kids.
I said that
I tried to meet up with them for the dozen
tournament, but that didn't work out.
Did they respond? Oh, she did.
They did, but they couldn't make it.
Got it.
So, I don't know. Maybe one time
I'll run into them.
And I have another cousin that's living in North Dakota.
Who?
Frank, who won the Heisman in 1982?
That was Herschel Walker.
Damn.
He's good. What about 1984?
That was Doug Flutie.
What are you doing?
I'm just asking him Heisman questions.
Okay.
Well, you know I'm the Heisman guy.
Frank, who won the Heisman in 1989?
Erase him.
Huh?
Huh?
Erase him.
Andre Ware, Frank.
Andre Ware.
Yes, it was.
Motherfucker.
Can we find a Sporkle Heisman Sporkle and have them go head to head?
Head to head?
Head to head Heisman Sporkle?
I can go back to like 74 or 75, something like that.
Frank, who won the Heisman in 73.
That was Joey Capoletti, right?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
And there was a TV movie about it for his brother.
Something for Joey.
Something for Joey, his brother.
John Capoletti was the name.
And Joey Capoletti, his younger brother, was like 11 years old with leukemia.
You taking Frank and Heisman Talk?
I'm taking anybody in the world in Heisman Talk.
Who?
Except for...
Okay, here's a Heisman question.
What are you doing?
Get him, Frank.
Yes.
What longtime television actor is the son of a Heisman Trophy winner?
And who is the Heisman Trophy winner?
Talk to him, Frank.
Yeah, talk to him, Frank.
You got him.
Uh-oh.
That's not a question about a Heisman Trophy winner.
That's a question about that.
You said the Heisman twice.
Question about that.
Heisman adjacent.
Heisman adjacent.
It's Heisman adjacent.
I thought me and you got along good.
We did.
Okay.
We did.
Uh-oh, Brandon.
Ask the question again.
Yeah, there's a question.
What Heisman, what longtime television actor, Okay. We did. Uh-oh, Brandon. Ask the question again. Yeah. There's a question.
What Heisman, what longtime television actor had a father that won a Heisman trophy?
Okay.
And what is the name of that Heisman trophy winner?
Okay.
So, here's the thing.
Long-time television actor.
Yes.
Who was on TV for a long time.
Yes.
Okay. Brandon is lost. No, no, no, no. You're getting it on TV for a long time. Yes. Okay.
Brandon is lost.
No, no, no, no.
You're getting it.
Right, right, right, right. Nice and order.
And his dad won the Heisman.
Yes.
Trophy.
But his dad was not on TV, except he probably was when he played football if they had televised
football games.
His dad was on TV.
Only for football, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Long time.
All right.
So here's the thing
was the actor a man
yes
okay
I want to give him his first name
does anybody want to read the ad
first name of the actor we don't have any more ads
the first name of the actor
the first name of the actor is Mark
ooh
Mark Harmon
that's the actor well then I'm right let's say the name of the Heisman winner actor is Mark. Mark Harmon?
That's the actor.
Well, then I'm right.
Let's say the name of the Heisman winner.
It's a Heisman question. Oh, I see.
You're getting the full tank right now. John? What was it?
Tom Harmon. I think he won
like 1940 for University of Michigan.
Wow.
Frank! He said John!
I'm not even fucking around. I knew that one. Frank! Flex on him, Frank. You said John. I'm not even fucking around.
I knew that one.
Frank.
Flex on him, Frank.
Brandon, why don't you return the favor?
Yeah, go ahead.
Give Frank.
That's the only way to get even.
What Heisman winner.
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
He's ready to cook. He's got a chamber for me.
What Heisman winner.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Go ahead.
He's at the point where he has to say it. What Heisman winner What Heisman winner
Killed in World War II
Has a stadium named after him
Stop doing 1940s
No this is Heisman history
He's in his bag right now
World War II and has a stadium named after him
Ducks in a row
Who's that?
Niles Knick
Iowa right?
Yes
Deep ass man Who's that? Yeah. Niles Knick. Oh. Iowa, right? Yes.
All right.
There you go.
Deep ass. Yeah, but I got it right.
40 is stupid.
Well, that's Heisman history.
You just said best in the world Heisman, so it can be any Heisman.
Yeah.
Shut up now.
What two...
What are you doing?
He's cooking.
What two Army backfield mates won Heisman's in back-to-back years?
Doc Blanchard was one of them, right?
Yes.
I don't remember the other one.
It was a 45 and 46.
Why are you
just asking questions about the 40s?
You're on the hot dog roller right now, dude.
Frank, how old are you, man?
All right.
You got one for him?
Go ahead, Brandon. Get him? Go ahead, Brandon.
Get him.
Get him, Brandon.
Get him.
You're underwater.
Okay.
I don't really have any Heisman trivia off the top of my head.
So who finished second?
That's too easy.
Who finished second in 1985?
Chuck Long.
From Iowa.
Let's go, Frank!
Oh, man.
Who was the guy in 85, and I had to look it up,
that was from a very small college.
Oh, I forgot his name.
I just remember his picture on Sports Show.
Right.
They just ruined the Heisman ceremony because they put him in there.
Yeah.
I don't think he even played one.
I don't even know if he got even close to being on the NFL 2 roster.
A little white running back from somewhere.
Like a Division 3 school.
Yeah.
Joe Dudek.
Bobby Bosco.
Let me say Joe Dudek.
And his votes actually switched the Heisman somehow.
Robbie Bosco?
Robbie Bosco?
That's actually the name of my best friend growing up.
And that actually was, for many years, the closest Heisman race ever.
It was?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Well, Frank told us it was.
Yeah, Frank.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Norman Thomas finished 10th.
There's a big name.
You got any others, Frank?
Or Brandon.
Did you do some maybe later?
Maybe.
I'm not asking.
No, not later in the day.
I'm not asking if me and you can get back together and do this.
I'm asking if you can do a question.
Later in time.
All right.
Yeah.
OJ Simpson finished, won the Heisman Trophy.
1968.
I have no idea who finished second or third.
He finished second the previous year.
Who finished ahead of him?
67. Yes. 66 of him? 67.
Yes.
66 was Spurrier.
68 was OJ.
So 67 is what you're asking me.
Yes.
Oh, no.
He's lost again.
66 was Spurrier.
You saw he's like, you know, 66 was Spurrier.
Yeah, he's just walking his through it.
68 was OJ.
I know these ones, yeah.
This is when you look in the back of the book for the math question.
Hold on. Scribble a bunch of words. 66 was Spurrier. 68 was OJ. I know these ones, yeah. This is when you look in the back of the book for the math question. Hold on.
Scribble a bunch of words.
66 was Spurrier.
68 was OJ.
67, though.
67 is what you're asking?
Yes.
Yep.
67.
1967, highest in trophy winner.
Right.
1967, the Cardinals won the World Series.
Bob Gibson.
And then 68, the Tigers won the World Series. You're getting there. Yes. Okay. 67. 69, who won the World Series. Bob Gibson and then 68, the Tigers won the World Series. You're getting there. Yes.
Okay. 67.
69, who won the World Series? Huh?
The Mets. I know.
Alright, so 60, you asked me
the 68 Heisman Trophy? I'm Jason.
1967 Heisman Trophy winner.
I don't remember. Who is it?
Gary Beban, UCLA. Oh,
he got the school, too.
Gary Beban, who could forget? Yo, the school, too. Right in your face.
Gary Beeman, who could forget?
Yo, this is hard to watch.
Your entire brand is falling.
I love you too, Death Man.
What do you do?
You have to come up with a question that Frank can't get.
I guess.
Brandon, you've got to reverse the course here.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, okay.
Here's what we can do there.
So.
Real fidgety.
Can somebody read an ad?
Actually, yeah.
Yeah.
We have an ad left.
No, we don't.
Is this show falling off?
Do the Roback ad again.
I don't.
Give me time.
Talk about something amongst yourselves.
That's a good laugh right there, Frank.
He's got him.
He's got him.
Did you find a squircle?
Heisman squircle?
For how long back?
I can go back to like 70, mid-70s.
I said that and that's why he keeps asking the questions.
That's why he keeps asking the questions before I told him when to go back to.
Well, he's letting you know that he's the real Heisman. All right, so, yeah, you can do this.
Oh.
Name the three Heisman winners whose last name is a color.
Tim Brown.
Tim Brown.
That's a nice question.
Charles White.
Reggie White?
Reggie White was not a Heisman winner.
Well, I've got two of them, and I did that.
Do you think it's another White, or do you think it might be a...
No, definitely a black guy.
Brown?
Okay.
Tim Brown, Charles White.
Alfred Blue.
Roger Staubach.
Just start naming random players.
Yeah.
Pat White?
White, White. Tim Brown random players. Pat White. White.
Tim Brown.
Oh.
Charles White.
Oh, Jason White.
It is Jason White.
It is Jason White.
TJ had it.
Well, I got it.
Good job, Frank.
I just like to.
Yeah, Frank.
Oh, time.
He got zero, though.
Wait a minute.
Okay, okay, wait.
He got zero, though.
I'm on Brandon.
That was a push.
Nobody won that one.
No, I got two of them.
That's true.
All right.
Well, how do we get into this?
Let's just move on to something else.
Because you said you are the best.
In the world.
Period.
Correct. From 1978.
Sat up, chest out.
My chest was not out.
It always is.
At all times.
How many Heisman winners does Navy have?
I believe they have two.
Two. Oh, that was Frank. Frank. Frank. Got it. Do you know who? and winners does Navy have? I believe they have two.
That was Frank. Frank.
Got it. Do you know who?
I know Roger Staubach,
63, I believe.
I was
61, but I don't remember
the name.
I'm going to give you full credit for that.
It's close enough.
Harden.. Harden.
Wayne Harden.
What team has the most wins with zero Heisman Trophy winners?
Wood School?
Yep.
What program?
Mm-hmm.
Whoa.
Bitch.
It ain't over.
Oh, it's over.
You take five minutes per question
Oh it's over
At least I stall
I do this
He's just disappeared
He's not even here anymore
Frank left
He's locking in
No I'm thinking
I'm thinking
I'm thinking
DJ can you pull up
Kat Dennings again
Yeah
Please
I'm gonna go Ole Miss.
Ole Miss?
They don't have a lot of wins.
That was his guess.
I said wins, not racist.
Oh.
Well, they have more wins than Mississippi State.
Brandon would never ask a question where Ole Miss is the correct answer.
Does Clemson have a Heisman?
Yeah.
Sean Watson.
Sean Watson.
I'm an idiot.
What are you doing, Brandon?
I'm making sure it's right.
I know it's right.
Oh, my God.
Why?
I don't even know.
What?
Frank's over here asking questions off the top.
Miami?
Who won for Miami?
Chester Verde.
That would be Chester Verde.
Frank would be good on mostly sports, I think.
Yeah.
Who is it?
It's the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets followed by the Tennessee Volunteers.
Oh.
You know, Georgia Tech hasn't been very good recently in Tennessee, which I'm quoted.
Peyton Manning should have won it.
Should have won it at least one of those years.
Who'd he lose to?
Charles Woodson.
He was a beast. All right. Pey to? Charles Woodson. He was a beast.
Was Peyton, Charles Woodson, and Randy Moss?
This is why we have the fucking Chicago office, boys.
Sports.
Sports.
Head to the darts.
Brandon.
Tough luck.
That is a bad day for you today.
It's not good.
I hope college football show went all right.
It went fine.
I wasn't there. He was gr good. I hope college football show went all right. It went fine. I wasn't there.
He was grumpy.
I wasn't grumpy.
Last week you lost
on the table too.
No, I didn't.
You were grumpy
and you put grumpiness
on me.
I was just dazed
the first 10 minutes.
You were grumpy.
It's a big difference.
Big difference.
Oh, here's a trivia
question for you.
Yeah.
Who is the only person to win a Heisman Trophy
and play for a team that had a losing record?
Good question.
Drowning Frank.
Was you cheering?
Whose side are you on, Will?
Paul Horning.
Paul Horning for Notre Dame back in the day?
Yeah.
I didn't realize they had a losing record.
They had a losing record that season.
51?
That was like 56, I believe.
Wow.
55, 56.
And that Heisman Trophy winner, he did not deserve a Heisman Trophy.
Wow.
Why did he win it?
Good pull, Frank.
Notre Dame media bias?
The person who deserved it was named Jim Brown Yeah
I would have voted for Jim Brown
Personally
Frank, how do you educate yourself on 1950s college football?
I do on this date
On Barstool Sports
Midnight
Great plug
Way to set him up for the alley-oop, Jenks
That's why you got him
That's why you got him.
That's why you got him part of the team.
Appreciate it.
What are you looking at?
Kyle, I hope we awaken a beast in Kyle.
Kyle might go back.
He starts studying.
Monday, he might be the Heisman expert. I want him to be the Heisman expert.
I want you to be the Heisman expert.
But I remember hearing about the Tim Brown Heisman robbery.
And at the time, they weren't giving the trophy to, you know.
It was a very racist vote that year.
And he, I mean, Jim Brown had a monster season.
It was obviously, and the NFL career that he went on to was just one of the greatest running backs of all time.
I mean, it was pure robbery
and Notre Dame
didn't have a good year that year, but Paul
Horning was the golden boy
and he got the Heisman.
History lesson.
I mean, look at Johnny Majors actually for the second.
No, no, no. Fifth?
Three touchdowns, 13 outs.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit.
We had a real dearth of good white players that year.
Oh, my God.
That's insane.
Nuts.
Great call, Frank.
Johnny Majors, I mean. Jerry Tubbs is a great name. Frank. Johnny Majors. Johnny Majors. I mean...
Jerry Tubbs is a great name.
Offensive lineman too?
Jerry Tubbs?
That's awesome.
Offensive lineman, finishing fourth.
I mean, Jim Brown.
I think maybe an eight-game
season when I had 986
yards rushing. Jesus.
How big was that boy? Good pull for him.
I've got to see him.
Jerry Tubbs. And dude, that's what like the
average like 19 year old.
You know, I love the old football cards
when people pose like this.
Yeah.
He was 17 during these pictures.
Jerry Tubbs. What a legend.
Is he alive?
No chance.
Zero chance.
Yeah.
So dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
He made it to 77.
Rock Morton County, Texas.
Rock Morton.
He made it to 77.
He lived to 77.
That's probably longer than you would probably expect someone to.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
By the way, oh, as a coach, Jerry got in the New York Post just now.
Jersey?
Jersey Jerry, yeah.
What?
For his question on part of my take for Brooks Koepka.
The New York Post just, yeah.
Great question.
Wait, what did he ask?
You can pull up the clip.
I'm tired of interviews being the same questions. Yeah. I want to know what color your wife's nail polish is. Oh, what did he ask? You can pull up the clip. I'm tired of interviews being the same questions.
I want to know what color your wife's nail polish is.
Oh, my God.
I have it pinned.
The Brooks Kaepernick gets unhinged question about wife Jenna Sims' feet.
Don't take this.
The clip is pinned on my Twitter.
There's a dispensary next door.
Love it.
Yeah.
Wait, Brooks, please.
What size shoe is your wife?
Oh, my God.
She's an eight.
She's an eight.
Okay.
Last question.
Is it really?
In the summer, what color nail polish does she use?
I don't know.
Summertime?
Oh, yeah.
What a dog.
She goes for bright colors in the summer.
Yeah.
She switched it up.
She just got her nails done the other day.
That's good.
Jerry.
Before Jerry even started at Barstool, he used to run a right around March Madness called, what was it, Feed the Street?
64, it was just local women foot contest.
So they would submit and he'd buy like the winner a $500 gift card for a manicure.
You're going to bring that back?
Now, yes.
He's bringing it back.
So what I did was I just put like instagram posts every day like hey if you want
to compete in this competition it names anonymous it's just feet we're gonna do march madness style
i'll make the bracket hey if you're a one seed you're gonna go against this seed you know what
i mean so the girls still message me to this day like, hey, you've got to bring this back. We want to compete again.
Yeah.
If you bring it back, we'll get Jenna in.
Seriously?
Seriously?
You've got to give her
one seed.
We'll see how far she makes it.
That is
genuine happiness.
Seriously?
Big Cat, you haven't talked about how good you are at hacky sack.
Oh, yeah.
Shocking.
Put it on for the boys.
A little hacky sack.
Did you hacky sack?
Yeah.
It was actually really fun.
I didn't know you guys were playing hacky sack.
You started doing it yesterday?
I'm trying to get sponsored by Jester Footbags out of Pakistan.
I want to tour the facility.
We got it. We were basically playing keep away from White Sox State. Yeah, that's how it was. foot bags out of Pakistan. I want to tour the facility.
We were basically playing keep away from White Sox State.
It was very sad.
We couldn't control his feet.
Everyone had to hit it
once so that we were like just stand
there Dave while we just hit it to you at the end.
And then we're going to peg you.
If the yak starts late one day it's because we're not
able to get everybody to kick it.
Fair.
It's tradition now. It starts late one day it's because we're not able to get everybody to kick it fair yeah it's tradition now it's a one-day tradition um tj you want to spin the wheel unless frank has any other heisman questions for brandon wait buy a gun yeah yeah kyle has
oh shit you've been looking or i sent you the link to one, Kyle.
You did?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Fuck.
I think I sent the anus group chat.
Fantastic.
Nice.
Good driving.
I think when we open the new office, we should bring, I've been thinking about it, the name
wheel, but we can make it a lot easier.
Yeah.
Where it's just, it will be name wheel on the regular wheel,
and then it will be everyone just submits one fun thing,
so it's a secondary wheel that we can actually remember what we're going to do.
All right.
Because that's the problem with the name wheels.
We don't remember any of the shit.
Yeah.
We're doing that right now.
But I think it's kind of fun.
Anything, any other Heisman questions for Brandon to stump him?
Give him an easy one so he can go out on a win.
Okay, Dan.
Listen.
Who is the only player to win the Heisman Trophy twice?
Shut up.
All right, don't do that.
Wait, do you know it? You don't know it.
No, I do know it.
So who is it?
You said make it go out on an easy one.
Yeah, but you didn't have to do it.
Oh, Brandon doesn't know it.
It's Ohio State. Shut up. It's Archie Griffin. Okay, there you go. All right. Well, but you didn't have to do it. Oh, Brandon doesn't know it. No, it's... It's Ohio State.
Shut up.
It's Archie Griffin.
Okay, there you go.
All right.
Well, Walter Payton should have won.
Good job, Brandon.
Nice job, Brandon.
Brandon, nice job.
How do we have all these people
and somehow the act turns into
fuck with Brandon?
Frank just knows Heisman Trivia.
I'm on your side.
You only know you are not.
I feel it for you today.
Hey, Brandon,
if you had one ally, it'd be Nick.
And you brought this on yourself.
We're done.
We're done.
No, go ahead.
Who won the first Heisman winner, and what school did he go to?
Jay Berwanger, Auburn.
Oh, that would be Jay Berwanger, University of Chicago.
Oh!
Oh! Waterboard him, Oh! Waterboard him!
Frank Waterboard him!
Where did he play?
Okay.
Whatever!
Whatever!
Add his name!
Add his name!
Body him again.
Just end the goddamn show.
Wow.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it going around my group chats.
What?
God damn it.
Oh, the picture? Yeah. I grabbed the tweet, and I chats God damn it Oh the picture?
I grabbed the tweet and I've been dropping it on my
Oh yeah my mom sent that to me
She asked if you were okay
I'm making a very serious life change
Are you going to make your legs bigger?
No
I said Austin Jenkins
Dave's bitch
He texted me the picture
and I said,
I'm going to hang myself
and he said,
your lower body doesn't have the weight
to break your neck.
So I don't know what I'm going to do.
Oh no.
We need calf implants.
Something.
Or just never wear shorts ever again.
That's what I'm going to have to do.
Yeah.
Let's get in the gym.
This is genetic. Legs are genetic.
You know that.
You feed the wolf.
Little squats. I'll hit the gym.
Calf raises. You're going to create a monster.
That would be sick if you had
massive calves and still no thighs.
I need to do something, man.
You got it.
Alright, well, Frank, have fun this weekend. We'll have fun this weekend. Thanks for stopping by, boys. When are you going out there? I need to do something man Yeah you got it Alright well Frank
Have fun this weekend
We'll have fun this weekend
Thanks for stopping by boys
Alright
When are you going out there Frank?
Pleasure
I'm going to be leaving soon
I'm going to be driving out there
In a few minutes
In a few
We got a hotel room tonight
Yep
We're going to stop
Oh you're going too?
Yeah
Okay
We're going to stop
At a couple hot dog places
Do some hot dog reviews
So maybe tomorrow night
You can stay at Shane's place too
because you don't have
a hotel tomorrow night?
Whatever you guys are cool with,
we're cool with.
Oh yeah,
we don't have a hotel tomorrow night.
Yeah, so you go check it out.
Check out and see if there's space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll bunk up with you, Frank.
Sounds fun.
I saw Frank sleep
on Stu Feiner's recliner
like it was nothing.
So like,
he's not difficult.
Frank can sleep anywhere.
When I went
to Idaho last year, I was
sleeping on a couch.
An Idaho couch is the
rougher variety.
And it had a nice little bar in your back too.
Brutal. Alright, well thank you boys for
stopping by. We'll see everyone on Monday. Have a great weekend.
Alright. Bruno. All right. Well, thank you, boys, for stopping by. We'll see everyone on Monday. Have a great weekend. All right.
Talk shop. It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop And do a Yankee swap
It's the act
It's the act
Have a good weekend, everybody.
Stay safe.
Love you guys.
Zaza, say bye.
Bye, guys.
Peace.