The Yak - Brandon's Hat Heist Leads to a SHOCKING Discovery | The Yak 4-26-24

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

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Thank you. Hook is out sick. Titus is out housing. Steven, where's the prep sheet? Wow. Shit, sorry, it's right here. Oh, my God. We have nothing to talk about. Steven looks fabulous.

He does. Yeah, but if he's not going to hand out the prep sheet, what cost that's true that was good too yeah the barstool film festival coming up after the act today everyone's dressed up are you guys all dressing up i bought i brought a collared shirt my outfits in the car yeah my outfits in here somewhere i wasn't gonna wear it all day but chay went the other. A few people here dressed up already. Yeah, Big T walked in looking like he... Is he suited up? Oh, yeah.

He's suited and booted. Damn. What is that? Nothing. Oh, because I went like this. Oh, yeah. This must be your nightmare, Brandon. Yeah, we got balloons in here.

We're going to get to Zah's name wheel in a second. Yeah, Big T is suited and booted. Looked like he was ready to go to a child support case. Yeah. Yeah. Would he be the deadbeat or is he the one? I think he actually wouldn't be the deadbeat. I don't think so.

I think the wife would have a ton of tattoos. Yeah. Like, you're crazy. Meth acne. Yeah, and he's just solemnly being like solemnly being like he's gonna do what he needs to do she's addicted to drugs yeah i'm not asking for money i just i just want her i just want my boy we were married two years and she changed no he has he has uh full custody yeah she's trying to get custody from him he's just taking care of yep yeah and she's like she cannot

be depended on we didn't hear from her for six months, and now she all of a sudden. Yeah, right. She wasn't always like this. Yeah, right. Things took a turn. Don't stick your dick in crazy. I want to hear Big T say that. Yeah, let's get Big T in here.

I just want to hear him say it. Just a couple lines. Don't stick your dick in crazy. That is a very good piece of advice. Yeah. Can we put on, all right, I'll tell him right now. Danny Conrad, don't stick your dick in crazy. Never have, never will.

Is Big T still unicycling at night here, Nick? I haven't seen him in a couple weeks. There's a guy in my neighborhood who's always, the big wheel unicycling? Well, what? Tall bike. That's a big wheel. Unicycles won. You're talking about the fucking weirdo throwback dudes.

Yeah, the 1920s guys. Yeah, those old timey boys. My neighborhood has one and I see him everywhere. I don't like that guy. Fuck that guy. Super inconvenient. Oh, I love it. Does he have a handlebar mustache?

Absolutely. I feel like you have to. Long wispy scarf? Usually, yes. How do they stop? You're just immediately falling over does he end every sentence with c yeah he does yes get on my pack there's a monocle yeah um so the draft was last night brandon how are you feeling not built for it pass oh no no because you're not gonna i was here all night i did it you were here too but

we were both here in the morning look at him he does we're both here in the morning i don't know i'm built for this i'm here do you know like that the high schools that provide suits because not everybody can afford suits for the yearbook that's big t suit that that's the big t suit big t can you stand at that mic right there? We just have two lines we want you to deliver. Yeah. Okay. Let's see this.

He's also the guy in the crazy. I'll text you the lines. Behind the crazy preacher in the clips. Yes. Where the fuck did my phone go? You clean up nice, T. Great. Thanks, gang.

Okay. Here are the lines. By the way, he does this exact thing in our movie. Yeah, this is your... He's dressed like his character. Spoiler. It's a long-ass tie. Ooh, long T. I like them longer.

Yeah. If it's... It looks bad when it's too short. Yeah. All right, I sent you. There's two lines. We need some dramatic APM music. Okay.

Any instructions on the delivery of the line? No, you just deliver them. Deliver them just... Look right at the camera. Just big T. You're just big T. Yeah. Over here?

Yeah. It's your deposition. Your Honor, we have not seen this woman for the last two years of my boy's life okay that's good that was pretty good don't stick your dick in crazy yeah yeah okay you nailed it all right that was it yeah we we said that you look like uh you're going to a child support hearing but you're the one who's taking care of the boy and your crazy meth-addicted ex-wife. The courts, they never side with men. The courts never side with men.

Wait, wait, come back. Say that in there. Say that in there. Say that in there. That's actually a great third line, yeah. But we have your back. You're the right side of history. Yeah, you are the –

Love that. Yeah, the woman is the deadbeat. You've raised this – No facts, but even then they still win. Yeah, they don't side with men. Yeah, no, it's 100% true. Okay, all right. Yeah, even if you're in the – no, no, no.

Well, you haven't done the line yet. What? The line you said as you were walking off about the courts always – But, Connor, it's the mother. Yeah, the mother. The motherly bond. Yeah. No, there's an epidemic of.

You don't know her like I do. That was like law abiding. Thank you, Big T. We side with Big T. We need to do more line readings. Yeah. He's going to be a good single father single father Oh he would be a great single father Oh very good

He would be Getting his face painted in the park Struggling to put up pigtails Five minutes late every time To pick his son up from school He would also just be like He'd have a new girlfriend And he'd be like I'm not'd have a new girlfriend and he'd

be like i'm not letting you meet my son until we've been dating for three years yeah yep and he'll never call you mother yeah i do i do not want to introduce you to my boy's life he's been hurt in the past he'd be a good lifetime movie yeah yeah years later he finds a fun whimsical lady the father's son he's like do i the father's son wow yeah let's scrap our movie brandon yeah he should have been the lead of the father's son the first the first day he says i want you to know i'll always put my boy over you yes yes just so we're clear i'm a father first i don't care how wet that pussy is my boy comes first i've stuck my dick in crazy before. Yeah. And I'll do it again.

But I'll pull out this time. That's what we really learned. Make sure you pull out of crazy. County fair in Macon. Rolling through. So Brandon, you are built for this? I am built for this. I hosted.

You look tired. I am tired. It was a great show great job last night how do you how do you think it went i think if we've had better oh no i think i've had better oh no yeah i i the vibes are a little weird every time i came in there i i it's hard to with five people on the desk two more uh roaming and then 50 million guests like it's just hard and then the the five people on the desk creates an aesthetic where the the camera is like 30 feet away and it doesn't the shot's not good i don't know everybody did a good job from what the technical perspective but i

i feel like we've got better in our bag next year you're going to be in charge of it i want it clear yes you're brandon is going to run how the show goes. In fairness, we lost our guy that was in charge of it three weeks ago. Yes. And there were, you know, I don't know who was in charge of it this time around. There were some things that could have been done a little sharper. And next year, next year, bang. We got it.

Good. Steven, how do you think you did? I think I did okay. The pick stunk. But Jay, with so many people like it's just hard to get in a rhythm right yeah yeah yeah yeah i think brandon all brendan's points are fair yeah you think too big of an ensemble wasn't i think it's it's too too we're trying to do too much what about love actually that that's not 30 people that's not 50 people

valentine's day valentine's day yeah sharknado sharknado has a lot sharknado is almost certainly not an ensemble is it oh yeah there's a lot of people a terror read yep cheaper by a dozen one and two funny people royal rumble none of you have net you're saying ready to rumble or the royal edward sharp the royal edward magnetic zero none of you have named a good movie yet there's like 40 people in that book a good movie yet. There's like 40 people in that book. A good movie. Love Actually. That's with the signs. Never seen it. What?

That seems like a thing you've seen. I've also never seen it. No shit. Oh, yeah. Stefan's opening it. I asked Stefan if he could open the door. Why are they closed? Because they're playing the movies on the speakers outside. I mean, technically, theoretically, we could open the doors.

In theory. It's because they're testing the movie out there. But I can't promise you it'll work. Theoretically, we can do this. We're not talking about it. Come on, Stephen. Come on, Stephen. Have some fun with it.

We love you, Stephen. You got a hard job. You run this whole show. You can have some fun with it. That was a full metal jacket look. look yeah he was like a thousand yard stare i'm gonna put a gun in your mouth thank you stephan thank you good job appreciate it way to go stephan thanks stuff that was a little patronizing yeah way to go. The entire thing. Everybody was doing it.

Yeah, something about you. No, it's just Brandon. Kate, something about you. Have you just had soup on a Sunday? Yeah, it was great. Don't feel like chewing today, huh? No chewing Fridays. Miss Holy brought this in here a second ago.

Out of nowhere? Or was it task? It was task. He's good at it. You've got to be happy today. You're a winner now? I'm a winner, dude. There's no chance he stinks, right? I'm a fucking winner.

No, he should be on the list. No, he's saying that. There's no chance he stinks. There's no chance he stinks. He sold more jerseys than Caitlin Clark. He broke the record overnight or something. Yeah, men are back. I think Fanatics must have just started keeping track of it.

It's fucking good. You guys had your fucking week. Now the men have returned to the top. We'll relinquish. Yeah. No, no, no. We took it. We took it.

You don't need to relinquish. Hold on. Pardon me. Hold on a goddamn second. Yeah, Danny, I don't know how you feel, but we, for the first time in our lives, we're going to watch a competent, maybe even electrifying offense. I still feel like something might go wrong.

Yeah, but that's just your personality. Yeah. Like he tears his Achilles running out of the tunnel? Why would you say that? Oh, wow, she just said that. Well, it's a good jinx at least. Are you going to be painting your nails every Sunday? I will not.

Come on. Are you going to keep the your nails every Sunday? I will not. Come on. Are you going to keep the toenail paint until NFL season? I will. Don't be negative. I've given this speech many times before. What is the best case scenario? He's the best quarterback that we've ever had. Our lives are changed forever.

We're happy. Everything is great. What's the worst case scenario? We stink? Oh, guess what? We know how that feels. It's like getting into a warm tub the best case scenario being the best quarterback you've ever had isn't that good of a scenario the best case scenario should be the best quarterback in the history of football yeah okay that's the best case scenario uh worst case scenario though is we

just go back to where we've always been he should should be the best quarterback you've ever had. Yes, that's true. I think he already is. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's already happened. Is he number one on the Bears quarterback rankings? I would put him number one. Already. Maybe Jay's still one and then he's two.

Okay. Yeah. I want to say a moment from yesterday. I don't know if you saw it. You had the clip. You went on the mid-show and you said, rarely do you have a date that is life-changing. Yeah. And that was yesterday-show, and you said, rarely do you have a date that is life-changing.

And that was yesterday's date, April 25th. And White Sox Dave, love him, posted, pinned the tweet and everything of that clip, you saying that. And he starts off with 4-24, 2024. Oh, my God. But yesterday's date. That's perfect. That's Dave. That is Dave.

But, yeah, our lives will forever change, 4-25. What did you think about dante shitting on it i didn't even read it don't take shit on it i don't even uh is dante the shit on guy now i like him here's the thing it's not hard to be someone online being like oh the bears will screw up the quarterback you don't that's like saying the sun will rise yeah we can talk about dante right now because he's on his way to New York to kill Kevin and fights. Is he going by stagecoach? I think he's on his way to skin them. I thought, though, they did him a solid. He said, how dare you give me a date with Paige Sparany?

Yeah. But then didn't he tweet at them saying, like, he's on his way to shut them up? Oh. Oh, OK. I believe that. But yeah, life is different now. Everything's going to be great. This is the AD era, BC.

Yeah. We're in AD for Chicago Bears fans. People will look. I was saying that. Is he going to die? No, but on PMT, people will be like, oh, the New York and the Chicago era of PMT. No, no, no. It's going to be the losing and the winning.

How are you going to act? What if What if you You become Awful I think I'll be Very Humble and appreciative

Yeah Super Bowls 1 and 2 Okay And then 3 through 6 I will be Hard to deal with

Just A total dick And then 7 8 and 9 I'll be back to like this is gonna end soon this is like the time of my life let's appreciate thank you so much for everything you've done i think that's the you gotta you gotta start practicing being happy yeah i know you're going from like a goth kid to like a although i am like an eternal kind of optimist so like because i always just dive into whatever quarterback we have.

So that, that's not different. Next week, get a tattoo. The bears won the super bowl. Just have it say that what could go wrong. What year would you think to do? Would you say 2027 or would you go,

you think it's going to be faster than that? Or you're waiting for a first tattoo. You're going 20. You're not going 25. Oh boy. No, you're not going to go. Oh boy. Just make the tattoo. not going to count. Oh, boy.

Just make the tattoo like a Mad Libs, just put Super Bowl champs. Super Bowl champs bears. Why not? Well, you could put- You know what? Why not? Play Super Bowl champs and leave like five blank lines. Oh, yeah.

No, I'll do Super Bowl champs and then just banners, and they'll be empty. Or you could have a hand without ring spots. You could just get the rings tattooed. No way this will blow up in my face. It should be fine. Yeah, this is going to be fine. No way we'll see this clip a year from now. No, listen.

You get three years. We have to be patient. We have to be patient. NFC Championship this year will be fine. That's patience. 16 months ago, you had Justin Fields. Like, NFC Championship this year will be fine. That's patience. 16 months ago, you had Justin Fields. Yep, I got an answer for this. You had no – no, no, no, no.

This is not – I'm not asking you what you think I'm asking. You had Justin Fields. You had no weapons. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Flash forward, you have DJ Moore, Keenan Allen. Yeah. Roma Dunze.

Running back, running back from the – DeAndre Swift. DeAndre Swift, thank you very much. Cole Komet, running back, uh, from the Andre Swift. Thank you very much. Cole command obviously was already there. Every and Caleb Williams. Yeah. That's pretty quick.

That's a pretty quick turnaround. Yeah. Like no cash, no jobs, whatever. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty quick turnaround. Yeah. Now are the old bears on the team feeling the heat? Are they like all these damn kids coming in here?

What do you mean? This is me trying to talk sports yeah she's giving up you gave up too quick there the old bears like retired players they're still on the team but they've been they're settled they're like this is fine we're making a good paycheck we don't have to try that hard they do want to win you think they want to win too okay we also don't have a lot of old yeah there's no divas who are like this caleb williams stealing my shine no no i think caleb williams will be the diva okay yeah which i'm happy with him being if he wants to be okay break the news brand i hate to oh no so i just got a text from art uh which art oh no which art which one hit the breaking news music no to art

art my friend hit the breaking no i uh you music. You have a couple friends named Art. No, just describe Art. My neighbor. What would be the most... Art, my friend Art. What would be his defining quality? Friendly guy. Nice guy.

Would I know if he was inside me? Would I be able to... Is he named Art because he's built a lot of statues? No, no. My friend Art. Okay. Lives a few houses down bald eagle in the neighborhood what just flew past my house i gotta get home you gotta get a picture the bald eagles around i've heard about the bald eagle but i've never seen it we need a picture and we also need uh because not all bald eagles are the same, we need maybe something that we can use to show how big the bald eagle is.

I remember I was 33 when I saw my first bald eagle in the wild. I've seen seven now. I've seen, I think, 50. There's never been a picture of a bald eagle with Art's tiny penis. Well, that's... Early worm, but it's a bird. We don't bald eagle with Art's tiny penis. Well, that's... Early worm meets the bird. We don't know that there hasn't been. But anyway, that's exciting.

That's my quest this weekend, to find him. Not Art, the bald eagle. Your quest to find it. Good luck, buddy. You know what you should do? You should put out your parakeets as bait. Ooh. That would probably work.

Yeah, it would. Yeah, it would. They're colorful. They can't fly. Delicious. Right, it would. Yeah, it would. They're colorful. They can't fly. Delicious. Right on the dock. Is the girl parakeet coming out of her cage a little bit? I don't know.

I wasn't home at all yesterday, so I don't know. But parakeets seem fine. Are they loud? They're not loud. They're actually pleasant. Wow. When I hear them chirping, I like that. Really?

Even in the dead of night? They don't. They're covered with a blanket and they're sleeping. Where do they sleep? In their cage under the blanket. No, but in the living room and your room? Right now, they're staged in the living room. Okay. They've been in living room one.

Sometimes they're in living room two. Damn. Occasionally, they'll be in living room three. Listen, I just think you're naming rec rooms and living room. Yeah, one of those has got to be a sitting room. I think you can only have. Now, the basement with living room four. That's the rec room.

They haven't been down there yet. That's the rec room. There's a couch, a TV, and a love seat. Rec is just short for recreation. That's a living room. Who does recreation on a couch and a love seat? That might be a living room. Nikki.

What about a front room? You got a front room? What about a parlor room? Well, I have a foyer. Who does recreation on a couch in a loveseat? That might be a living room. Nikki. What about a front room? You got a front room? What about a parlor room? Well, I have a foyer. Is that a parlor? No. No. You got to have the room that you never go in that has the expensive couch.

Yep. And it's like, we'll use this on Thanksgiving. That's LR2. Okay, that's LR2. LR2. Does it have a TV? Huh? No TV.

Oh, so that is the fancy one. Yeah. If you have like a us over. Just a bookcase, yeah. Where did you have Thanksgiving dinner with Mince? Oh, he got the basement. He was only allowed. He wasn't at the table?

He came to the table. We ate. Me and him then retired to the basement, and he never saw the top two floors again. We just slide in plates of food under the door to him. Yeah. He was a basement only guy. Mm-hmm. He then, he ate, he went down, he watched about

15 minutes of a football game, took a shit in my house, left, went and had dinner at somebody else's house, came back, took another shit in my house. Wait, he came back? Yeah, to watch the game. Oh. Looking back, he shouldn't have come over the first time. I don't know why he just didn't wait for the game. Just a shit? Had to shit.

Had to shit. Had to shit. Shackled to a radiator in your basement. Had to scrape up my driveway. I'm sad we're not going to get that again. I do kind of want to, when we do the yak, oh, that's what we should do. We do the yak cookout and you guys are all there. We invite him to come about 30 minutes after y'all.

We could all sit and watch him do it. Yes. Yes. Yes. We could all sit and watch him do it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. We have a live feed of. In. So in. He'll come and shit and leave. It'll be a segment.

Yeah. Not bad. We'll do it in May. Did you guys see the David Tepper clip? Yeah. Is that the hat clip? Unbelievable. So for people who don't know, David Tepper,

who is the owner of the Carolina Panthers, who is a rich billionaire who's just seemingly the biggest dick of all time. Last seen pouring the drink on the guy? Threw a drink at a guy, a fan. Do you have to be a dick to become a billionaire? Yes. There's some non-dick billionaires. Oh, I disagree. No non-dick billionaires?

Name one. Warren Buffett? Yeah, yeah. But I think if he was younger, he would be a dick you think zuckerberg's a dick yes i mean did you watch social network he's cut out he cut out uh yeah is cuban a dick uh what's the guy's name cuban might well no yeah i think cuban is i don't think cuban's a dick i think he's a likable is he a billionaire he's a billionaire yeah i don't think cuban's a dick no i don't think so either what was his name fuck i bet you he'd say he is too cuban yeah but he would say that in a like a humble way the brazilian guy i can't uh you're thinking of uh pele bill gates is bill gates a dick yes and also

pedophile he's on the list possibly i think so possibly Possibly. Least associated with. Yeah. Brazilians? Savio. Savio Vega? He's Puerto Rican. Oh, fuck. Nick, you would know. What was the guy's name in Social Network?

Winklevoss. No! Nick, you've seen that movie like 20 times. What movie? Social Network. I don't want to look it up. I've never seen the Social Network. I'm going to do it old school. I also have never seen the Social Network.

I have no desire. That and that and love actually you got a big night ahead of you yeah i i never understood why there was a social network movie to be honest really apparently it's very very good yeah that's what they say i guess yeah you need to know the origins of the best social media network i don't think you do brandon do you have facebook i keep it so i can uh it's a my mom dominates Facebook. Your mom? Yeah. She's a poster. She'll post 45 times a day.

We're still thinking about it over there. I'm trying to do old school. Gerardo, that's Rico Suave. Do you still change... Did you change your relationship status on Facebook to married? No. It's complicated. I still live in...

I think I still live in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, which was 2012. What's your picture? That's misinformation. I think I still live in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, which was 2012. What's your picture? That's misinformation. I think I'm still in 2012. It's, I don't know. It's me in a suit and tie. You guys ever download porn on LimeWire? Say what?

Huh? What? Big Cat, get out of that. What did he just ask? No, I got the phone. Accidentally. Eduardo. Did he say porn on LimeWire?

Or Napster. How come? I did Napster, but it was all music. I didn't know you could do porn. Did he say porn on LimeWire? How come? I did Napster, but it was all music. I didn't know you could do porn. This is like equivalent to your brain doing deadlifts. I didn't know you could download porn on that back then. Oh, yeah.

I love Napster. Let him think. Free music. Good idea. Yeah. Is it Andrew Garfield's character? No, it's the fucking Brazilian guy that he cuts out. You could just Google it. Yeah, I know I could just Google it.

I've been looking at it for five minutes. Sometimes you have to fucking get a name yourself to test your brain. Work through it. Is it Eduardo? Brain's power lifting right now. Yes. Oh, okay. It is Eduardo.

There we go. Is he a billionaire? I don't know. Why are we even talking is Eduardo. There we go. Is he a billionaire? I don't know. Why do we even talk about Eduardo? It's you. Dick billionaire. Carolina Panthers. Eduardo Savaro.

Because I suggested that Zuckerberg might be a dick. Yeah, and he cut him out. Oh, okay. Remember in that scene? He had him sign all the papers? Amen. Anyway, David Tepper. Back to David Tepper.

He's a noted dick. Crazy guy. He once got fired from his first job. Got really rich. Bought the guy who fired him's house and tore it down. Wow. That's Forrest Gump-y. Total awesome move.

Anyway, so last year he took Bryce Young. Stories came out that he influenced it. Some guys like CJ Stroud, but he was like, I want Bryce Young. There was a restaurant that had a sign that said, David Tepper, please let the coach and GM pick this year. He drove by it. This guy's a billionaire. He drove by it and went in and was like, what's up with that sign? And then there was a report that he was not mad, but if you watch the video.

He does the most mad thing ever. Yeah. So Charlotte Restaurant put up a sign saying, please let the coach and GM pick. The restaurant manager said Tepper was not upset. Here's him showing up. Just disappointed. Who does that?

That is the most mad thing you can do. To take off another man's hat. Who does that? He's so mad. Like, what is the conversation happening where you take off that hat? Could you imagine being a billionaire and being like, I need to go in and talk to him about this sign? Also, I don't think you should let another man take your hat off.

No, that's immediate. You can't let a man take your hat off. That's an idiot fight. You can't let a man take your hat off. Was it a panther's hat? And he's like, you're not allowed to be a... Look, isn't that funny? Yeah. Maybe that or maybe saying like you're in a restaurant, you shouldn't be wearing a hat or you shouldn't be... It did end well, but still the hat move... He should have eaten. Wait, can I see

the hat grab again? Why did he take his hat off? That move is crazier than a punch. Yes. You take that hat off while you talk to me. That's super disrespectful. So I think he came in, he said, who put up that sign? The guy put up his hand. Is it a Panthers hat? Can we pause and enhance?

Take this hat off. He showed that guy like it's a Panthers logo. It looks like an Eagles hat at first glance, the way the logo looks. Interesting. What do you think would be the male name for a character? TJ Enhance. Oh, that is an Eagles hat. It is an Eagles hat.

You're right. Good call, Jay. But a lot of high schools use that as well. I don't think they put them on fancy hats like that. That's a fancy hat. That looks Philadelphia Eagles-y. Dwight. TJ, can you enhance?

He also might have just been saying, hey, guy with a head of hair like you, don't wear a hat. Look at me. Yeah, look at what happened to me. Yeah. I got no fucking hair. And I'm a billionaire. Okay, so no, no, let me paint a picture. So he walks in.

He's the owner of Panthers. He says, who puts up a picture? No, no, he walks in. He says, hey, man, I'm David Tepper. Wait a minute. Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. You do it.

Let's role play it. I'll be the owner. You're wearing the hat? Yeah. I'm the owner. Yeah, you're the owner. You're the restaurant. I'll be the friend. And the hat has. You do it. Let's role play it. I'll be the owner. You're wearing the hat? Yeah. I'm the owner. Yeah, you're the owner. You're the owner of the restaurant. I'll be the friend.

And the hat has an eagle on it. Talking to the mic, yeah. Yeah. Open the door. Hey, man, I'm David Tepper. Now, wait a minute. We're in Carolina. You can't be wearing this hat.

That is what it was. You can't be wearing this. Yeah, that's what you do. That's what it was. It was where. That's what should have happened. We're in Carolina. You can't be wearing this. Yeah, that's what you do. That's what it was. It was where. That's what should have happened. We're in Carolina. You can't be wearing this hat.

You piece of shit. Don't touch my hat. You can't touch another man's hat. But he knew who he was. I'm putting it together. I think, you know what? I'm declaring this all fine. Oh.

I'm declaring it fine. The hat grab. And you're a man. Nobody was angry. You're a man who gets insulted often. Often. I know how to get insulted. I know declaring it fine. The hat grab. And you're a man who gets insulted often. Often. I know how to get insulted. I know how to insult.

Everybody looked fine there. Everybody looked happy. The guy whose hat got taken looked fine. So you're declaring this fine? I'm declaring it okay. All right. You're the authority. I think he would have had to put the hat immediately back on him after for it to be okay.

No, because showing the friend showed how unserious it was. But you could easily just say, hey, what's the Eagles hat? Taking the hat was a bolt was next level. That's what I'm saying. Let's watch it one more time. Okay. Oh, you're not even a Panthers fan.

Or maybe he just takes it off or he goes like this. We gotta get him a different one. Yeah. Something like that. This is Carolina. People are suggesting we just call the restaurant and ask what happened different one. Yeah. Something like that. This is Carolina. We just call the restaurant and ask what happened. Oh, yeah. Let's call. The Dilworth. Dilworth.

Call Dilworth. Dilworth sounds like a bad guy in James Bond. So they've probably been getting called a lot. Yeah. You see this hat? Well, let's call him. Come on. And they gave it back to him.

Fine. He stared him in the eyes as he was putting the hat on. But he was talking to him. That's such an alpha move to take another man's hat. Then he showed it to the other guy. He's like, can you believe this? And then he gave it back to him. Dilworth Neighborhood Grill in Charlotte.

I think he just had a Karen moment. Yeah, he did. I think he also probably realized he walked in and was like, fuck. Want me to call him? No, no, call him on. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can call. Yeah, Nick, you call.

Star 6-7. Just tell him live to tape. Dilworth, girl. Hi, Dilworth. You're live to tape on the air. I called about David Tepper yoinking that hat off that guy's head. I'm sorry? Is this the Dilworth in Charlotte?

Yeah, Dilworth Neighborhood Grill. Okay, yeah, yeah. The restaurant's in the news for the Panthers owner. And I was wondering if there's anybody we could talk to about that. The person you could talk to right now is a little busy. Is he an eagles fan is he a philadelphia eagles fan um because the hat that he was wearing looked like an eagles hat well he wasn't there for the incident oh okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. If they want to call back, that would be great.

Okay, yeah. Hey, thank you much. You're welcome. Yeah. We'll call back in an hour. We need the victim. We need the victim. What would you say is a male name for Karen?

Like a Todd? No. No. Todd loves weed. Yeah, and Todd's also a little sus. Todd's a little gay. Yeah. like a Todd no Todd loves weed yeah and Todd's also a little sus Todd's a little gay

yeah internet calls him Darren's Darren's oh like Ravel that's just cause it rhymes though right but Darren is Ravel

that he is I don't think there's enough Darren Kenneth Kenneth is good Kenneth isn't bad um a Wayne

Wes Wayne could be like a badass though cowboy could be a badass Kenneth isn't bad. A Wayne. Wes. Wayne could be like a badass, though. Cowboy. Could be a badass cowboy. You already can't because we have a guest. Oh. Hey, Will. What's up, boys?

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Go ahead, big cat. Let's get in the octagon about this beer Olympics stuff. Wow, he's defensive. Yeah, I don't like your tone. I wasn't even asking. I wasn't having you come on for the beer Olympics.

What was it going to be for then? It was just going to say how was the draft show last night. Okay, so Will, do you guys remember when Will was on last week or two weeks ago? Yeah, we do, yeah. And he said to me, do you guys remember what he said the schedule was for the Beer Olympics? Monday was drinking day, Tuesday you leave. Yep. Last night, I find out Monday is light the torch, Tuesday is drinking, Wednesday is leave.

You're having an opening day ceremony? A three-day thing now that I've somehow gotten myself roped to, and I can't back out. In the middle of summer. I can't back out. Well, if you wanted to, BC, you can come Tuesday morning. No, I'm going to come. You can come Tuesday morning and be out Tuesday night if you'd like.

You know they're going to give you a hard time. They're going to have inside jokes from the first night. Yeah. No, no, no. I wouldn't do that to my guy, Big Cat. I know how I've been taken to give you a hard time. They're going to have inside jokes from the first night. No, no, no. I wouldn't do that to my guy Big Cat. I know how I've been taken to the chin the last month. I wouldn't do that to Big Cat. I can't back out.

No, yeah, you can't back out. Right. I'm saying I can't back out. No. You could back out. No. I can't back out. You're locked in.

Why did you tell me the wrong days? Listen, if we can get video footage of me saying that. No problem. It was on the X. Yeah, we'll find it. Yeah, you should have said that. Yeah. I do feel like.

Connor, please find that. Yeah. I know this much. No matter what, I've always said June 25th. The days. Here's the spot I feel like I'm in. It's like when my wife tells me I did something wrong and I truly don't know or can't remember and I just have

to feel like I lose the argument just because she's like, well, you know your brain doesn't work sometimes. Right. And that's the situation I feel like I'm in since I know June 25th has always been the date. Could I have said Monday? Absolutely. I wouldn't put it past you.

I would like to think that I said, you know, the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday thing. But at this point, I don't know. And I told Taylor leaving last night, I said, hey, bro, I know we were going back and forth in there, but I think I'm truly losing a step mentally. Yeah. I think that might be right. Yeah.

Because we're going to find that clip. So another question so my only saving grace is i i know i know i say june 25th the entire time all right but what what uh so it's from 12 to 5 on that tuesday uh yeah and is it bracket style so if like pft and i sucked at the games we would be out right away? No. So the very first thing that we'll do is everyone will do a chug off. So they'll get, like, a DOS boot, which will be, like, three beers. Okay.

And then you chug that as fast as you can. That is how we're going to seed everybody, teams 1 through 16, in the first bracket. Okay. So if you win, you're first seed. If you get last, you're 16th seed, all that stuff. And then from there, we'll have the point system. You'll get just a couple points.

It's a small scoring scale. The tournaments are bigger. Tournaments are bigger points. Do you have something in your mouth right now? Small scoring scale. In my mouth? No. What am I doing? You sound like you have a lisp. Yeah.

That was weird. I sound like you have a lisp That was weird I sound like I have a lisp Oh no This is a nightmare What is going on I don't know my right tonsil is a little swollen I'm a little nervous I got Rusolo Dolo this week What did he say I don't know

It's all He either has Rue his daughter solo Or he, or he's hanging out with Priscilla. I thought he was hanging out with Priscilla. Priscilla, too. Yeah. Are you guys having trouble hearing me? No. You're having trouble talking.

You had the most lispiest. Understanding would be a better word. Yeah. Sentence there that was, it was shocking. Okay. Podcast listeners think we're interviewing Sylvester the cat. All right, wait. So is there no way we can move Tuesday up a little?

12 is a late start. Yeah, I'm sure that, yes. Okay. Why don't we start at 10? What are you thinking? Like an 11? Yeah, 10. Let's start at 10.

Why not? We're there to drink. Let's just start at 10. I think 10, we could be flexible with that. All right, that would make me feel a lot better because I am trying to get out of there on Tuesday night, which I know will be a horrendous decision by me, but I do have to get back.

I can't. Yeah. A three-day Beer Olympics. I felt it. I felt it in the tone of your voice last night. Yeah, three days to be like, hey, you know, I'm going to be away from my family for three days what are you doing oh we're just drinking with the boys i love seeing you 20

somethings have fun though it makes me miss it yeah all right so and then and then and then so once we're in the bracket if we lose our first game we're out uh it's either after the first tournament or the second tournament what do you mean two tournaments? So we have the beer chug. There are four. There are four things that we're doing. We got the beer chug, flip cup, beer pong, and beer ball. The beer chug will happen, and then the flip cup tournament will take place.

Single elimination. You're lisping again. Six cups. Six cups of beer pong tournament. Sammy Springer. And then beer ball. And what's beer ball?

So beer ball is when picture the table, a beer at each corner, and then you and your teammate, you and your partner, you and PFT, you'll be throwing a ping pong ball at one of the opposite beer cans. It's the best drinking game. The minute you hit the beer can and it bounces wherever it goes. What happened?

What happened? TJ put up a graphic that says Will Compton and it says, buff him with the boy. So when you hit the beer can and it bounces wherever, the team that hit the beer can, like you, Big Cat, you then can start chugging your beer until the opposite team grabs the

ping pong ball and touches the table. And when they're empty, you know, you guys win. If you won the Beer Olympics, how many beers do you think you'd have to drink? Oh, man. This number's going to be bad. I mean, yeah, it's going to be a lot, but I mean, you got...

40? 40 is what I was... No, I don't think so. Think about it. Think of six-cup beer pong. That's probably a little over one beer. I mean, beer ball could be a whole six-pack. Beer ball's crazy.

At most, you would have four games, I think. Okay. Beer ball, if you won each game, you're chugging one beer per thing, so that would be four beers. And then Flip Cup. Oh, my God. I don't feel like you do a lot in Flip Cup. Honestly, I think less than 20.

Per team. Right, as a team. Okay, all right, all right, all right. Yeah, let's start it at 10. If we start it at 10, I can't back out. Yeah, you can't back out. And look. I can't. I love the, you can't back out. And look. I can't.

I love the idea of 10 o'clock. I'm going to hit the chat right after this. Like, we're all there. Right, we're all there. What the fuck are we doing? Exactly. Waiting until noon. That's insane.

Exactly. I agree with you. That's a really good point. Okay. All right. I'm going to find that clip of you lying to me And then we'll go from there I do need it I do have to see it

Because there is a part of me I'm like man I think I might have said that Nick you're going to be there yeah Huh You're going to be there yeah Yeah Kate you're going to be there yeah Oh hell yeah

Definitely All the boys are going to be there, yeah? Oh, hell yeah. Definitely. All the boys are going to be there. I don't think. I think you're. Brandon, did you get invited? I did not. I'll see what I can do.

I don't want to go. All right. You can't back out, Brandon. We don't want you to go. That's easy. I know. I don't want to go. You don't want me to go.

I want Brandon to be my partner. KB doesn't drink. Nick, you're running the confessional. Oh, am I going, actually? I believe you. You're going to not drink? I'm running the confessional? What do you mean running the confessional? That's just where you put somebody in.

Wait, when is this? It's the priest. You're covering something, Nick. I saw your name on the list. I didn't see. What the fuck? All right. See you there, Nick. I saw your name on the list. I didn't see. What the fuck? All right. See you there, Nicky.

You're bringing him to Beer Olympics to interview beer drinkers? Hell yeah. Him and Tommy Smokes. And you can't drink, Nick. Absolutely not. He can drink. No, no. I want to maintain a level of professionalism.

Will, we're doing a quick – this movie thing. We had one last thing we had to do with like some lines that we have to put in. Can you just read this line real quick? I just texted you. Yeah. Okay. So wait, I'm going to Vegas in June? Yeah.

Yes. In what? All right. Are you ready? Yes. June what? All right, are you ready? Yeah. Yes, Seth, I suppose the ship is sinking. I think it's with your phone, because this actually happens to me where I'll, like, join Twitter spaces, and people are like, why are you talking with Liz? I think the phone phone for some reason.

Even when I had it picked up like that? Yeah, I think it's the phone. Yeah, because I can tell you're not. It's not like you're doing it. It's the phone. The phone has a lisp. Yes, Seth, I suppose the ship is sinking. That was better. Yeah, okay. All right.

Maybe it's because the microphone was just like I'm sitting it on the table Yeah that's probably it Okay have fun with Rosillo this weekend Alright love you boys Alright see ya I can't drop out right No I probably would

Three days This is how I find out Nick here's the only thing that I'll say That we'll be okay I never said yes I was never told middle of summer this is how I find out Nick here's the only thing that I'll say that you can say no we'll be okay I never said yes learn how to say no I was never told

we have I have a plan yeah to make this a two day event okay so what day is this Monday Tuesday

okay I can Monday I'm gonna go to the tunnel of chaos and I'm gonna win enough money to get us a private flight back on Tuesday.

That's perfect. Yeah. No way this plan will fail. I don't see any flaws in it. This couldn't be me losing thousands of dollars and then taking a drunk red-eye back. No. No.

This will work. After getting hammered on a Monday. Yeah, this will work. This will worked on a Monday. Yeah, this will work. This will work. We're fine. This will be fine. TJ, did you find that clip? You didn't have to just outwardly say, I'm not invited.

Yeah, that was rude. He could have just not invited. I was fine not going. We don't jive very well, me and those two. We try. Well, they're fine. We do try. I love Will, but he...

I like him. His communication skills. Not even talking about the lisp. You've never been on the bus, Brandon? I have been on the bus. With me. And they tried to smoke us out. They did. It was the hottest thing ever.

And you made me walk 1.2 miles to get there. In the heat. Built a character. I think it was 78 degrees that day it's right next to uh you made me walk yeah oh wow i thought you were gonna do that you kept no you kept on being like can we take a break yeah we had to sit on some steps for a little while you know we never took the break oh we didn't take a break whoops my bad how do you realistically think you're going to do in the Beer Olympics? I haven't done any of these games in a long time. At my peak, I was an above average beer pong player.

Probably average flip cup player. I think it's more about keeping it down. You could chug beer. Yep. It's about staying sober. You need a PED. So are you... I also might just...

The perfect scenario, after you described how it's all going, is if we could just win the beer pong tournament and then just fake an injury. Well, the thing is, I have to be there the entire time. True. The Kelseys are out. Yep. Kreischer acted last night like he might be out.

No, he is out. He's out. So who's going? Gillis downgraded from a yes to a maybe. Probably. Probably. Is it probably? You're 80%.

I'm flying to Vegas for three days in June to get drunk with a bunch of offensive linemen. On a Monday. Compete against a bunch of offensive linemen. On a Monday. Compete against a bunch of offensive linemen in drinking games. I'm excited. It's going to be great. Me and PFT going up against like 320-pound men. It's going to be so much fun. You have the upper hand because they're probably so afraid of losing to you.

That doesn't seem like an upper hand. What does that mean? That is a human hand. I was playing the i was playing lebron james get their own head you're the under you're the underdog so if i was playing lebron james in one-on-one i could say he's probably so afraid of losing danny should be you have nothing to lose okay but on the flip side i'm afraid of beating them oh yeah fair i can see that so you just have to tie yeah and then we kiss yep settle with a kiss I'll definitely try to last minute See if we can play some kiss ball You think those guys would be down for it?

Quick game of kiss ball Kith ball Yeah so this sucks I can't back out I gotta find that clip Just so I can post what if i accidentally get you sick or vice versa oh because we're in such close quarters all what do we both get mono guys i don't know planning it a month in advance no no contingency we need to figure out what we

do if we do get sick but you won't be able to hold up in a court that you said it happened accidentally if you planned it two months before. You can't plan a sickness. What if you find two doppelgangers? People are always finding people that look like you. Yeah, true. Send them in. There's a lot of Knicks out there.

We should just send doppelgangers. They're going to be drunk. Send Buffcat. Yeah. Or Indian Cat. What if you send a whole team of big cats and Knicks? If I send Indian Cat and Buffcat? If I send an Indian cat and buff cat? No, send like five cats and five nicks.

Just have them cycle through. Yeah. That'll be fresh. It's going to be fine. Tunnel of Chaos is going to work. I'm going to fly back. Yeah. I don't see a hole in it.

Flying back that night is crazy. What do you mean? Flying back the night that you're doing that drinking, I feel like that might inhibit you during the competition because that's going to be in the back of your mind but i don't want to win the competition i don't give a fuck about winning yeah every question he asked was how that's true what's the quickest easiest path of resistance the only reason when can i lose and get out of there the only reason i'm doing this is because i genuinely love will yep that's it i'll do it

for will it's will needs to back out and then i can back out. Kelsey's dropping out and then Chrysler dropping out. If Terraney goes too, oh my God. Viewership down the shitter. I don't know. Sometimes the beer hits you just right and you can't hold back. You know what I mean? You might have one of those days. You're too competitive. Yep.

I know. That's what I'm thinking is. Shit, I am. You don't want to, but four beers in, something might switch. I'm going to try to win the whole thing I'll be hung over for months at least when we do a case race it's just like one day

you have the weekend you can sleep in your own bed yeah you'll be in the office what's Vegas like in June nice breeze is this an indoor beer Olympics? I don't think so. Mm-hmm. God damn it.

It'll be by a pool almost certainly. I'm going to have to, I might do an IV while I'm drinking. Does that work? Probably not. Probably give me even more sick. Just carrying around the thing with you the whole time. Yeah, right. Fuck, man.

There's Corey Rutledge. That is my best friend. Corey Rutledge is the man. Nice. Brandon, we do the jeans ad? I'll just update on that hat. It might be North Carolina Central. Oh, story gets deeper.

I don't think that's a North Carolina Central. But I don't know. way i don't think that's a north carolina central but i don't know it kind of adds up but i think is it wouldn't make sense for me to take it off then the eagles hat makes i don't like david tepper i hate the panthers but i actually agree with brandon i might be wrong here that was definitely an eagles hat it was that was also a white guy and is nc central and hbcu or is that nca and t that's nca and t okay um where are they the aggies i don't know i think they're a bird perfect jeans guys and gal this is an urgent public service announcement you think you've mastered the look in sweatpants and joggers?

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That's right. Damn. Yeah. Fuck your khakis. They bleeped it out on paper. They did. I didn't. But how do you Peter, Peter your khakis. What was that noise? Fuck you. Whoa. That was pretty cool, Danny. Are you a sound machine?

Hold on. Let me try to do it. Please support your show and our show and tell them we sent you. Fuck your. No, sorry, dude. No. Fuck. Do it again, Danny.

Whoa. Fuck. It's kind of like. Are you going to bleep while I'm saying it? Yeah, I could. Your khakis. There we go. Your khakis.

We're not in sync. Three, two, one. Your khakis there we go your khakis we have to it's not we're not in sync three two one beer your khakis that was good that was really really good yes you know how like djs do it in songs you'd be like oh you beer same bitch oh you're saying bitch yeah oh only be swear word i think he does ventriloquy be swear words yeah he's still bitch and bitches on the fence bastard probably was in the 1830s oh brandon and that's not a good one brock brock brock's the guy that posted the video of tepper oh oh there okay so you know what happened? I do. I was there. He was there.

Brock was there. All right, let's go. High witness. Favorite bar in Charlotte. Go there for the draft. It's owned by, it's like an Eagles Giants bar, basically. An Eagles Giants bar. So there's people basically from all the NFL teams that are there to watch the draft.

It's not really one specific team. Yeah. So you had a good mix. And they always post on that sign kind of funny quotes or whatever. Just what that bar is known for. And so they had that sign up there. And you see a black like Escalade or SUV

pull in, and two guys get out, both bald guys, and we're like, that looks like fucking David Tepper. And in comes David Tepper, talks to the hostess, chick has no idea who he is, or like what the hell's going on,

and the other manager guy that was, yes, it was an Eagles hat. Confirmed. Ah, okay. Was there. Tupper had a few words. Took off his hat. What was that? Yeah.

Sets it on the host stand or whatever. Kind of, you know, giving him some shit. It was all in good fun, I'd say. But. Did you hear what he said when he took off the hat no we were sitting at the bar okay 15 20 feet away i doubt really anybody did other than those two people that were talking to him and then he walked out but i can tell you the city of charlotte hates david tepper with impassion so for the fact that my tweet went viral, I'm not even a Panthers fan.

It just goes to show how much people care to hate on him any chance they can. Do you think, Brock, that the hat pull was an aggressive move or was it a jovial move? It was a like, oh, get this shit out of here. Yeah. Oh, Brandon. No no that seems fine you think that's what but was it a playful it was a playful get the shit out of here i would i would say more of like he didn't walk in and be like take that fucking shit off that's bullshit that you're wearing that here in charlotte it was a oh you know take that off get a load of this guy

but would you brock would you ever touch another man's hat let alone take another man's never no i was team fine before everybody else was team fine you were first i still don't think it's fine it's fine let's not forget he was mad enough to stop and pull over and walk in the right yeah yeah he he was mad right he was he was definitely mad yeah it wasn't a hey i'm gonna go in there and bust the balls with these guys it was Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, well, we didn't even have a first-round pick,

and then we traded in, or they traded in to the 32nd pick and drafted a wide receiver that everybody shit on. So we'll see if it turns out to be anything good. What are you going to say, Brandon? You were raising a finger. Say it. Say it. I could censor it.

Yeah, Danny could censor. Well, I have a couple of observations about Brock. About Brock? About Brock. Yeah. Would you like Brock to stay on the line? Do you think Brock is lying? All I will say about this is Brock has called in,

and every action he has described to us about this, we already saw in the video. Yeah, but he was there. Right. He can confirm it was Eagle's hat. But was he? Brandon, also go look at my tweet. I was the one that. Secondly.

He's the original signed tweet. He's the one who brought this out. Secondly. You know, if you want to look at his two tweets about it, it's my retweet of that. Yeah. Secondly. Thank you, Brock. And this goes right to the possible

credibility of the witness um in his last uh paragraph he stated i'm not even a panthers fan uh and then he talked about the panthers he said we traded back up to 32 to get well i think he i think no he said they he said we he said the city he said we he He said the city of Charlotte. He said we. He said we. But I think it's a we versus David Tepper. He said we. I'm a Cardinals fan. You're a Cardinals fan? So there you go. He's claiming to be a Cardinals fan.

But it's truly not. All I'm saying. He said we. I think it was a we, us, the city of Charlotte versus David Tepper. I think. Exactly. That's kind of what I meant. The whole city hates David Tepper.

Yes. He owns the soccer team, too. And all the of what I meant. The whole city hates David Teppan. He owns the soccer team too and all the soccer fans hate him. Alright, now you've lost us, Brock. We don't give a fuck about soccer. He's going to email me and say I'm not allowed and he's going to revoke my season tickets. Oh, man.

Brock, what happens if you revoke your soccer season tickets? You get your $35 back. Your weekends clear up. Yeah. All right, well, thank you, Brock. Thank you, Brock. Shout out, Brock.

See you, man. See you. Wait, how did you get his number? Brock DM'd me. He sent me a call in. I was there, and I looked at his page, and he was the one that posted. That felt good investigating.

Yeah, that was great. Shout out, Brock. Big shout out. That's real journalism. Eagle's hat confirmed. Taking a hat off another man's head. My kids do that playfully, and I want to fight them every time. I would rather you rip it off my head than the dainty lift and set.

Shut up, Brock. Somebody go try to do that to Chuck Naso right now. Oh, it's a different story if someone has hair issues too. He doesn't have hair issues. Talk to him. He doesn't have hair. All right. Ready?

A lack thereof. There he goes? He has more hair issues than a tortoise. Play the Jaws music. Fasoli crispy fade. Yes, he looks very nice. Naso. Naso knows. He's nervous. His palms are sweaty. Naso's too keen

See Chuck come here Putting it on the floor Well a white socks hat's allowed But hold on come here Yeah that's allowed Chuck From anyone

When that just happened Did you want to fight Brandon No Okay Alright wait What about that other guy Yeah do a guy you don't know Yeah the other guy The other guy who's just Not Sam I just want to fight Brandon? No. Okay. All right, wait. What about that other guy? Yeah, do a guy you don't know. Yeah, the other guy.

The other guy who's just not Sam. Yes, that's what it was. That's the Tepper way. Act like a billionaire, Brandon. Get that stranger back out. Brandon might get punched in the face. That'd be nice. All right, but Paige, where was that guy who just had a hat on?

That narrows it down. Yeah, he needs to come out and talk to Brandon. Oh, this is going to be awkward. Yeah, this is going to be awkward. Brandon's nervous. He is nervous. Deep breath, Brandon. Oh, good luck.

Oh, no. This is done. Brandon's chickening out. He's got it right. Oh, no. He's going to do it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

He's going to do it. He just sized up the hat. Oh, my God. Oh, the man's having a genuine conversation. Wait a minute. sir can you come in please you come in here real quick sir can you come in here sir can you come in here uh what's your name andy andy andy will you sit down for a second so i don't know if you we just did a test so i don't know if you saw the video of david tepper the owner of the panthers going into a random bar and taking a hat off of a man's head.

No, I didn't see that. Yeah, we're trying to decide if that is grounds for fighting things. So talk us through the emotions when Brandon took the hat off your head. We didn't even tell him to do that. He just did that on his own. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm here helping to shoot an event. So my loyalty is to the Barstool team and to this event.

If someone on the team has an issue with a hat, with a logo on a shirt, whatever, I'm game because I'm here. But when it happened, were you just like, you were like, this fucking guy? Did your fist clench at all? You have full immunity, Andy. No. Whatever you say will not be used against you. No, I mean, I don't really have...

Like, if this was my brand, and this was a hat that I created from my heart, then maybe I'd take a little personal offense, but I don't give a fuck. I paid $20 for that on Amazon. I didn't like doing that. All right, so take the hat off another man's head. I think we're in the wrong. I think it's no big deal then. Brandon Wright again.

No, I think Andy's just a nice guy. Andy is a nice guy. Andy is a nice guy. I won't deny that, but I mean, I don't really get offended easily either. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, thank you, Andy.

Appreciate it. You have permission to- If you threw sawdust in my eyes, maybe. Yeah. Sawdust. Okay. Sawdust. Sawdust.

So the next guy, I'll do sawdust. You have to do sawdust and see. Yeah. All right. Well, appreciate it, Andy. Thank you, Andy. Thank eyes, maybe. Yeah. Sawdust. Okay. Sawdust. So the next guy, I'll do sawdust. You have to do sawdust and see. Yeah. All right. Well, appreciate it, Andy. Thank you, Andy. Thank you so much. Yeah.

What? He's here as a photographer for the- Oh, love it. Oh, sweet. Awesome. Excited for the event. See you guys on the red carpet. Yeah.

Yeah. Andy, shout out Andy. You can take off Brandon's wig now. You can put your hat back on. That was not meant to be, you have to take off your hat. Yeah, you can keep the hat on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there we go. Nice hat. There it is. That is a nice hat. Now it's back. All's right with to be. You have to take off your hat. Yeah, you can keep the hat on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there we go.

Nice hat. There it is. That is a nice hat. Now it's back. All's right with the world. We got to find another guy with that hat. Somebody's got to punch Brandon. We got to find another guy.

I thought damn Andy was likable. Andy's likable as hell. I know. Can you do a quick scan? There's a couple guys upstairs who would get mad. Tepper is unlikable. He's already unliked. But in that situation, I think the guy was fine.

Everything seemed okay. I think it's because it was an eagle's hat get that shit off it was yeah what about the gambling cave is there anyone in the gambling cave i don't have access to those cameras anymore what i don't know what happened i think your best suspects are hankle and white socks dave oh yeah white sock well white socks dave takes offense to i don't think dave's wearing a hat i would say gay rick yeah gay rick no he's he styles his I don't think Dave's wearing a hat. I would say gay Rick. Yeah, gay Rick. No, he styles his hair too well. He doesn't wear a hat.

Oh, I meant for who disabled the cameras in there. Oh. Yeah. Ooh. Right with handles. Hanging out above his pants? Oh, is he going in for it? No. I hope is he going in for it no I haven't seen have you guys seen the films yet not yet yeah I haven't seen any of them so I'm excited I had the option of watching this morning I said no I want to be excited I want the viewer

experience yeah I've only seen ours. I haven't seen, I haven't even seen ours. Me and Kate played a couple. We did. In ours. Really? Opening scene. Full anal.

I think that might be it, yeah. Full anal. It was a little awkward for us. Danny, how did it feel? Yeah. It was off camera. No, it was actually. You were, yeah, you were fucking Danny?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to make it clear. It was good. I'd prefer if there was not so many people around my first time doing anal, getting anal, but it was part of our backstory. I don't think it made the final cut, though. No. Stop.

No, it sounds like it'll be good. And it's the full 10-minute film, right? Yep, that's really all it is. Yeah, we had a horror film, so it kind of worked. It's just me showing everyone my boobs. No! What's up, Brandon? Are they looking for a hat man?

They're looking for a hat man. Oh, a winter hat. Jinx. Yeah, always. A different ball game. There's Brandon. Brandon, get back in here. Brandon for nothing.

You're horsing around. We're at work, for God's sake Oh no Oh God Oh this guy Fuck him up Oh nice Double fisting Taking hats off

No way This guy is going to be pissed Oh no These guys These guys are He doesn't know what's coming These guys don't play around There's something different about long haired hat guys too

Yep Yep It's there for a reason Okay What if they just try pulling Brandon's wig off I don't know what this is so nerve wracking It's horrible It's so nerve wracking

He tries like buttering them up first I think he's got it going wrong Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Wait they're past Alright James and John come in here Come in here He tries like buttering them up first. I think he's got it going wrong. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, they're past our boss. All right, James and John, come in here. Come in here.

Come in here. Come in here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here, John, you can sit here. James, you can sit here. Sorry about him.

Sorry about that. Yeah, sorry. He's the worst. All right, social experiment. So social experiment. I don't know if you guys saw, but David Tepper, the owner of the Panthers, there was a sign outside of a bar that was basically making fun of him. He walked into the bar

and he took the hat off of a man's head. We think that's an aggressive move. So what did you guys feel when Brandon just took the hat off your head? I felt a little violated. Say it again. Say it again. Felt a little violated. Yeah. It was hurtful. You haven't put yours back on yet, though.

Look at that hair. Yeah, that's great hair. What did you feel, John? I felt overall confused as to what was going on. Yeah, but if that happens, it's not you're going to fight him, but it now could happen that you want to fight him. Was there anger? Yeah, you feel that heart.

Heart acceleration. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Same. A little offensive. Yeah. Okay feel that heart. Yeah. Heart acceleration. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Same. A little offensive. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. All right. All right. What was the third guy who's in there who's wearing a hat? I've done enough. You've done enough, I think. No, we're one to one right now.

Who's that guy? That is Alec. Alec. Can you tell Alec to come out here, but don't tell him why? Of course. All right. We're going to just test one more. Absolutely.

All right. Thank you, guys. Appreciate all your help. Thanks. All right. Yeah. You just tell him to come out here, but don't tell him why. Of course. All right, we're going to just test one more. Absolutely. All right, thank you guys. Appreciate all your help. Thanks. All right. Yeah, you just tell him to come talk to Brandon. There's a great flow on everything. It works. Yeah.

I shouldn't be wearing hats. I think Brandon needs to start off being a little more argumentative. Yeah, Brandon, be argumentative in this one. Just be like, you guys fucked up the set. You have to say something like, I don't like that hat, and take it off. Because that's what- Yeah. You, I don't like your hat. This is great. This is great social experiment. You're really going to like that hat and take it off because that's what yeah you I don't like your

hat this is great this is great social experiment you're really gonna wear that hat in here in here make him feel like it's anti like we're against that whatever his hat's got going on oh and that was an air ball oh um okay wait we got Brandon then I have we have a clip that TJ has to play So this is Alec Damn I wish we didn't get that on camera I know This will be the last one but we're one to one right now We have to find out

Andy had no problem John and James had a problem The world needs to know This will be the deciding vote Andy had no problem. John and James had a problem. The world needs to know. This will be the deciding vote. And then we'll put it to rest. Okay, here he comes. This was the guy I saw walking in earlier.

He had all these tools dangling off his belt, and he looked a little bit like a hard-o. In a nice way. Oh, he'll get mad. You're also fishing some of this shit. Oh, my God. That makes me so uncomfortable Oh no I can't look I gotta look over at Danny

Cause I can't look This is gonna be good This is gonna be good This is gonna be good He's gonna sock Brandon Right in the nose I would love it Or a hoove right in the belly

Brandon He's gonna do it He's gonna do it He better do it Oh he's going to do it. He's going to do it. He better do it. Oh, he's pussing out. All right, Alec, come here. Thank you, Alec. So that was a social experiment

we just put you through. You sit right here. You're like John Quinones. Yeah. So I don't know if you saw the story david tepper the the panthers owner he went into a restaurant that had a sign making fun of him and he took the hat off of a man's head yeah so when brandon just took the hat off your head what did you feel uh confusion yeah a little maybe anger i don't want to do leading questions but

just yeah well like what if that had happened in a situation would you be. I don't want to do leading questions, but just, yeah. If that had happened in a situation, would you be like, I kind of want to fight this guy? No. I mean, I feel like I'd just be like, what's up, man? You going to give me my hat back? Yeah. Let me do my thing. Yeah.

Okay. I think Brandon's right. I don't think it's as big of a deal as I thought it was, Alec. Appreciate it. Yeah, that was awesome. Thank you so much. Not a big deal. All right, Brandon, I'm going to side with you. Confusing, but not a big deal. Not that big of a right. Yeah, that was awesome. Thank you so much. Not a big deal. All right, Brandon, I'm going to side with you.

Confusing, but not a big deal. Yeah, not that big of a deal. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Why'd you take my hat off? Forgot your hug, Will. Oh, yeah. What's that?

Motherfucker. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Kate. Kate. Go, go, go, go, go. What is? Go hug. Alec forgot his hug.

Alec forgot his hug. Alec. Alec. Alec. Alec. Oh, no. Alec forgot his hug. Alec. Alec. Alec. Alec. Oh, no. Yeah.

Thank you, Alec. We gave him like the Sour Patch Kids treatment. Those guys are eating lunch in that room. They're all just going to be like, what the fuck just happened? That's a weird fucking thing we got here. They're taking the draft set apart. What did you think? What a lovely guy. Alright, so Brandon, I apologize. You were right. I'm happy we got to the bottom of it.

You know, I didn't know that I fully believed it at first either. Yeah, but you're right. You stuck to your guns and you had a take and it was right. We pre-tested it. I don't know. Did you hear what he said? He's like, what would you do if that happened in a real scenario? I'd be like, what's up, man? That's an angry what's up. No, I think he was fine.

I think he would have let me walk out of this building with his hat. But I also would think none of you, say you were down at your team, Mississippi Bar, what's your team that you like? Mississippi State. Okay, and some guy came in and some other Now that, that is

he's looking for it Danny, Danny has to He hates you Go do it, Danny, you have to, Danny Danny, Danny No, just do a drive-by Bring it all the way back in here, like capture the flag Wait, fling it up onto the next level

Get in here, no, we'll draw him in We'll draw him in here, yeah Oh no, you're a sad man He's gonna chase him, right? I think he's gonna chase him Get in here. No, we'll draw him in. Bring in the big cat. We'll draw him in here, yeah. Oh, no. But you would just never do that. He's going to chase him. Right? No. I think he's going to chase him. I think he's going to...

I don't think he's going to react that much at all. No, Dave will be mad. Yeah, because he doesn't have hair. Oh, no. And he's got that power stance right now. He's explaining his... He says, yoink. Doink.

So he's confused. Oh, my God, yeah. He's confused. Even White Sox Dave is confused. Oh my god, yeah. He's confused. Even White Sox Dave is confused. Oh no. That's like when Harvey Dent rolled over in the hospital bed. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no, Dave. Oh no. Oh, no, Danny. Danny, Danny, what did you do? Danny, you're fucking dead. What did you do, Danny? You're fucking dead, Danny. Piece of shit, man. I wasn't expecting this.

Why won't he fix it? Somebody fix it. Danny, no. No, Danny, no. You're a real bad guy, no. No, Danny, no. You're a real bad guy, Danny. Oh, my God. You guys want to take anything back? Go put it back.

Go put it back. Oh, no. I want him to come in here now. Why is there so much hair on the side? I don't know. I'm crying. That was so funny. I want to fix it.

That was like you got hit by a sniper. You just went right to the sniper. He's so stubborn. What would it fix him? That was like you got hit by a sniper. He's so stubborn. He won't fix it. He's having a dead serious conversation. The sides don't match. That three seconds is one of the best yacht moments ever. Oh, no. You got to put it back.

Nothing about that head makes sense. Somebody go tuck it behind his ear. This side's in business for itself. What is happening? He's probably texting me W-Y-A. Get off, Dave. I can't. I can't. I can't. No, never get off. Oh, my God.

He's not going to come in here to get it. No, just I'll text him to come in. That replay, Danny, what happened there was just I didn't even see it yeah you had turned

your back by that time oh no it's like you don't look at explosions behind you oh no he just said what are you doing

and walked away yeah it's confusion guys it's not anger it's confusion yeah right again Brandon your case gets

stronger and stronger oh my god that was so fucking that was tough Confusion. Yeah. Oh. Right again, Brandon. Your case gets stronger and stronger. Oh, my God. That was so fucking. That was tough. Can we. Oh, no. Looks fine. Looks great.

Good. Looks great. He's confused, but whatever. Dave is confused. I went right to the ground Oh my god Does he just go to the barber And say like leave the side Leave one side

Why aren't these guys saying something to him These two guys have to have clocked it They have to have clocked it Like what do they say Like dude your hair Can we call them in right now These two guys have to have clocked it. They have to have clocked it. Like, what are they – like, dude, your hair? Can we call them in right now and be like, did you guys notice anything about White Sox, Dave? Oh, my God.

Did you take the hat back? Oh, he's pissed. Oh, he's pissed. Oh, he's definitely pissed. So he's just never going to fix it? No, he's too stubborn. Oh, he just fixed it. What's he doing?

What's he doing? What? I think it was a bat. His hair is incredible. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no.

I didn't feel good doing that. No, you're in the doghouse. You're fucked. You're going to get fucking choked out. Wait, he's on the move? No, he's just moving towards the golf simulator. Dave! Over here, Dave. Oh, no.

Is the hair leading him? This way, David. Fresh out of a tornado. Everybody be cool. Get it together. He's going to go in that door. Oh, he's coming from behind me. Oh, yeah, you're fucked.

Everybody be cool. Hey, Dave. Am I being called? Yeah, yeah, come on in, man. Come on in. No. No, no. It was shocking. You're hair, no. Are you doing Dave Rose hair test? No. No, no. It was shocking.

Your hair? No. We were doing a hat experiment, and I was called upon. It was my turn to take someone's hat off and see how they react. I think you reacted pretty well. Yeah, so, yeah, the David Tepper clip, the Panthers owner. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so we were testing that with a bunch of people.

Yeah. What was your first emotion? If I didn't know he was on the act, I would have probably been like, get the fuck away from me. I knew something was up. And I had guests here, so I didn't want to. Yeah. How do you think your hair came out? Awful.

Why is one side? Do you want to see the clip? No, I don't. It's really funny. Do you only get the left side cut? No, it's... Look away. Just look away.

No, don't look away. He's got a power stance right now. He's explaining his... He says, yoink. Doink. Uh-huh. That's the reaction we've seen. He's confused.

If even White Sox Dave is confused... Yeah, I'm sure people will be ripping into me for months. No, that's... No, Dave. No. Well, Danny did it. Yeah, I know. I'll have a word with him later. He'll catch a snap.

Dave, you know that's not true. We've been on good terms lately. We have been. But Dave, I'm not a good looking guy. You and Danny's relationship are my favorite relationships. No, it's good relationships. It's like brothers. Step brothers.

Yeah. Appropriately put, step-brothers. So my barber, I have a monthly standing. It's right around the 15th every month. The Friday closest to the 15th is my standing. I didn't even notice. He's making a point. I like it.

I like it. Barber appointment. He's opening up his own shop. I haven't gotten it cut in two months, and I refuse to let another man but one side is is cut no joey camas did it for the video he like touched it up a little bit one side you got the right like trimmed it up i need a haircut too so i'm i'm big time hat so i am yeah look see i'm gonna have to be a hat guy for the red carpet tonight i think no really no how do you feel i'm excited to watch to be a hat guy for the red carpet tonight, I think. No. Really?

No. How do you feel? I'm excited to watch your movie. Your hair looks good when you style it. I haven't even seen my movie yet. How many lines did you have? Were you on ours? No. Were you on ours?

I don't think they made the cut. I died, though, I think. Oh, hell yes. Yeah. Hell yes. Last night was awesome. Yeah it was that was it's the happiest i've been ever probably ever yeah probably ever ever i was walking into the office like genuinely like walking like hey how's it going like my mood is it's infinitely improved

yeah it's like and just seeing people walk down the street with bears gear and being like oh yeah and right it's you're proud to be a fan of one of these teams in the city. Do you think what – everyone's obviously Packers fans are like, oh, they're going to fuck it up. What are the chances you think they fuck this up? Because I think it's like – Zero. I don't think they can, right?

Maybe one. Injuries, that's it. Yeah. Injuries. Yeah, knock on wood. Knock on wood. I don't think they can fuck it up. There's wood in here. All right, well, I'm excited for the Premier. You have's it. Yeah. Injuries. Yeah. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. I don't think they can fuck it up. There's wood in here.

All right, well, I'm excited for the premiere. You have a suit? Yeah. Fuck yes. Sorry about the hair. Yeah, the hair, yeah. I know. He's a fucking dick.

Yeah. He is. I hate it here. He was so excited to do it. No, Dave. No. Can I? Are we in the trust tree?

Yeah. This isn't public. Always. This is a report. We're also live. We're also live. We're also live. It's live. It's very live.

Danny whispered in my ear, he's like, sorry, I've got to do this. Oh. Danny. I said I have to do this. Danny was scared. Yeah. Because he knew that I'd turn around and sock him in his nose. Yeah.

We did predict that. We're like, Dave's going to tackle you. Listen, we also do a podcast together. We've got to keep morale up. Yeah, that's true. That's true. All right, Dave. We're like, Dave's going to tackle you. Listen, we also do a podcast together. We got to keep morale up. Yeah, that's true. That's true. All right, Dave.

We're excited to see you tonight. I'm excited to see everybody. Yes, yes. Bear down. Yes, we're back, baby. I saw one clip of a Packers fan freaking out when Roma Dunes got drafted. That felt so good. It was so foreign.

First for everything. Yeah, it was so weird to see. Oh, man. All right, hat experiment. It was a good use of our time. It was so weird to see. Oh, man. All right. Hat experiment. It was a good use of our time. It was a really good science day. Yeah.

Has Hank got the Mitzi shirt on? Yes. Oh, he does. Wearing another man's jersey. Yeah. All right. So we got to do your, Zahn, we got to do these balloons. Do we have syringes? Yeah, we do.

Yeah, the next big cat. It's one of those things that looks cool on TikTok. I don't know how much fun it's actually going to be in real life. I'm afraid of syringes. We'll we do. Yeah, the next big cat. It's one of those things that looks cool on TikTok. I don't know how much fun it's actually going to be in real life. I'm afraid of syringes. We'll try it. I'm afraid of balloons. Also, TJ, you might have a clip. Oh.

Uh-oh. We're going back to Compton? One question logistically. Beer Olympics, is it Monday and Tuesday? Oh, yeah, you're fucked. So we fly in Sunday evening. It's going to be a nice little welcoming, light the flame, reception tunnel of chaos. Monday's the day it goes down, and Tuesday's, yeah, it's like the hangover recovery.

Everybody flies out. That's a three-day. That one couldn't be more clear. Yep. And now it's Wednesday. He didn't have a lisp there god damn it something must have happened bit his tongue oh no will you can't back out i mean i feel like you were locked into those dates i was so locked into those dates and and it made sense. It's like, all right, that's fine.

Be home on Tuesday, early Tuesday, fly out early Tuesday. Yeah, a little hungover, but I'm back to normal. Working Wednesday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, that dominates your whole week. That is your week. That's basically a week. That's a week. You're going on a bachelor party.

It is a bachelor party. You're not normal until Friday, and Friday's Friday. Friday is Friday. Friday is Friday. It's Friday every week. Very profound, yeah. Never thought about it like that. Yeah. When's the last Friday that wasn't a Friday?

This Friday. Today. Today, Friday? Yeah. Yeah, we're working. This is like a planet Earth watching Dave in his environment. Who are the young boys? I believe that's Skull Face and Ebates.

They're two Warzone killers. Skull Face and Ebates. Skull Face won the World Series. He's a beast. We put them on during the hooligans days. I embarrassed Dave in front of a guy named Skull Face. Yep. Oh, no.

And it was just you. Yeah. I'll take credit. But you did tell him. You said, hey. I said, I have to do this. I didn't say that to any of my- Will you take 100% credit?

Because with taking 100% credit, you also get credit for a top three-second clip in Yak history. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take credit. Okay. After Dave did a little pat on my face, I was willing to even. Yeah, now the credit is free to accept. Yeah. Yeah, because you do then get credit.

Like, people need to show respect in the comments section, like Danny Conrad when he fucking did that. Yeah, I introduced the world to Dave's side wig, whatever you want to call that. I don't know what it is. It kind of looks like if you gave Hitler a noogie. Yeah, it does. That is kind of actually spot on, easily enough.

Yeah. Or it was like a crooked toupee. Yeah. Something. Look it. It's still off to the sides right now. David Spade and Tommy Boy. See that?

Don't you feel that? Isn't Dave feeling that hair protruding from the side of his head? It's like a tassel. He can't go. Yeah, he's a graduation cat. Yeah. It's like a hipster look, but he's not going for that at all. No.

No, Dave. He's the best. I wish that didn't happen to him. Oh, I'm so happy. Yeah, I'll retweet it. Yeah, it was a great moment in yak history um all right i need the i need a gift of just the turn that's a jackal and hide man it really was like what the fuck was it you said harvey den when he rolled over heads or tails

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So, Zah, what do we do? It's pretty much just testing how steady your hands are. If you've got steady hands, you can put the needle in and out without popping the balloon. So you can think of, like, punishments. I was thinking maybe three strikes and a mousetrap maybe, something like that. Ooh. Is there a trick? Because I saw the one with the nurses doing it.

Is there, like, a certain spot in the balloon? So I think they – it looks like they go through the front, the front of the balloon. The bottom where the little knot is? Yeah, the bottom. The asshole? Yeah, the asshole. The knot, the balloon. The bottom where the little knot is? Yeah, the bottom. The asshole? Yeah, the asshole. The knot, the balloon knot. That's where they seem to go through. But the one I really wanted to do,

unfortunately we can't because there's no space. All right, I think what we should do is we should do three balloons each. Every pop, you have to drink an apple juice. So you might have to drink three apple juices. You okay? Brandon, you don't seem okay with the apple juice. You you might have to drink three apple juices. You okay? Brandon, you don't seem okay with the apple juice.

You're gonna poop. We got bathrooms. You okay, Brandon? I pinched my finger with my headphones. Steven and Chad, do you want to come out here? I will get through it. Do you have the same insurance as Steven and Chad? Yeah. You're wealthy.

Oh, man. We should have taken Stefan's hat off. Oh, no. That's a bridge too far. Taking a bone away from a Doberman. Doesn't have the best hair. Stephen, wait. Grab the apple juice.

Wait, you do it through the asshole? I don't believe that. Grab a case of them. So three. Everyone can go three. We'll all go around. So you do it through the asshole? I don't believe that. Grab like a case of them. So three. Everyone can go three. We'll all go around. So you do it. And then if it pops, it's an apple juice.

Through next to the asshole, Nick. Not the exact knot. The part or the apple? Other side, but not through the knot itself. Rim the asshole. Yeah, the edge. The crinkle of the apple juice. We got one of these?

We got two of them, I think. One fell beside you. All right. So, Zah, you sit over there and you start. One fuck up is three apple juices? No. Three balloons. One fuck up is one apple juice.

Oh, okay. We're all going to do three balloons. And then the winner. Do we get to pick our own balloons? Yeah. What does it matter? All right, Zah. Yes, it does.

All right, here goes Zah. Hold on. Oh. Shit, that's going Alright, here goes Zah. Hold on. Oh. Shit, that's gonna pop right in my face. Yeah, there's no shot I'm not popping this. Oh! Okay, one apple juice for Zah. This is just not gonna happen.

I think someone can do it. Oh, whoops. Shit. Put that asshole in the other. Oh, whoops. Shit. That asshole. Come on, Nick. Got this. Got it. Oh.

Got it. Holy shit. Whoa, Nick. Got it. Nicky. Nick Athlete. So now are you out? No.

Oh. We're going to go. Everyone has three chances. Oh, you pounded that apple juice. Oh, yeah. I don't want to do this. Oh, damn. He completed the catch.

I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. Yeah. Did it. Wait, is that one? Is that our heritage, Brandon? That's helping.

I asked her for the same. Did she? What? Is this one thicker? Take it. It's the exact same thing. Okay, here we go. Oh, my gosh.

I hate this. You just got to be really steady. Yeah. Maybe you just suck, son. You got to be really steady with it, and you'll be fine. This is cool. I didn't think it would work. Actually, we should just go... If everyone advances, we should just keep going

until we have a winner. I'm not feeling good about this. People are going in the other side. So I'm out. He's out. Applejuice. I should out? Steady's out. Apple juice. Oh, I hate this. I should have brought my strange from home. Yeah, Zah, why don't you drink two apple juices?

If you're out, you have to drink two apple juices. Two? Yeah, two. Sorry about having to have two apple juices, Danny. And then we'll have one winner. Steven. Steven's out. I hate this.

The one winner can assign a third apple juice to whoever they want. Where did you? So we're not telling you. No way this is going to fuck up. So it's an elimination thing? Everybody who's out is out and we're going to keep going? Yep. Okay.

Kate's in. You got it. Nice, Kate. All right, Kate advances. I feel like I'm looking at an optical illusion. That's that needle. Yeah. That's pretty crazy.

All right, I'm going. I'm shaky right now. It's nerve-wracking. In. Wow, Nick. Is this the same balloon? I think you have to use a different balloon. I did use a different balloon.

Mine, I think it was coming out. Yeah, I'm using a different balloon. Yeah, keep it tight. Because it might just be the balloon. I thought this was the fizzy apple juice. No. Okay, Brandon selected a red balloon, copying me yet again. I already had the red one.

I'm literally holding it. But I just put back a red balloon. I like the red ones best. Nick, you advanced? Yeah. Steady, Brandon. Steady, brother. Firmly grasp it.

He's in. Yeah. Okay. This is nerve-wracking. I don't think I could be a doctor. Ah! Fuck! Damn it.

That's just a Kate. Two apple juices. Okay. Oh, God. You're out. No, Kate's not out. Che's out. Che's out.

You're out, Che. Oh, it's... Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's elimination. So you gotta drink two apple juices. And the winner gets to give a third to someone. I'm not steady right now. Cheers, Che.

Kate's in. Ha ha. All right. And there were three. Does anyone need me to pass the needle? Oh, apple juice is delicious. Yeah, I kind of want one. So good.

All right. What? Why did you switch Cause I didn't want to copy Big Cat But I'm green I feel like this balloon's too full But we'll try Thoughts on the apple juice

The fuck Brandon You're out Yeah I know but I want to hold my white balloon The fuck Use this one I think the ones with no air are easier You're out. Yeah, I know, but I want to hold my white balloon. What the fuck? Use this one. I think the ones with no air are easier. Oh, Nick is out.

It's down to two. All right, so Nick, if Kate and Brandon can't do it, you're still in. This is two. You want to pick a different balloon? I won't. Pick a different balloon. Give me grainy right there. Give me grainy. Do you know where apple juice tastes the best

what hospitals yes I agree right when you're about to die that little cup with all the ice oh Brandon don't mess up he's in he's in Brandon

Don't say your dad didn't teach you anything I never I never would have guessed you would be good at this Okay head to head Poke for poke Don't want to do that with Kate Frank the Tank says apple juice pairs best with a Thanksgiving sandwich

uh oh oh Kate you gotta hit this otherwise Brandon's back in I just got two shots at the VA this morning. Regrow my spine. Oh, you got spine shots, right? That's my spine shots.

Are they in your spine? No, thank God. Okay. She's in. Damn, Kate's the champ. Trashiest on the air. So if we ever need a needle, Kate's the one. All right, who gets the third apple juice?

Oh, man. Big decision. Why are you doing that, Che? Why are you sitting like that? Like what? Like Pee Wee Herman. What do you mean, like what? You never sat like that.

It's just a deep share. Who gets the third apple juice? What if I did it really fast? It's going to pop. Yep. That was so obvious. Science. Couldn't have been more obvious.

Yeah. What if I throw a dart at this balloon? You were right. All right, third apple juice? Okay. Whoever you pick will receive it. Hey, we're waiting for you to decide. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. Who's had the most so far? We've all had two. We've all had two. I'd like Che to have another. Okay. Yeah. Nice.

That's the right call. That is the right call. You're sitting like a fucking freak. Yeah. That's what got me. I'm throwing off every time because I think this is going to be sparkling. It's not. Plus, it matches his tie.

After two? What tells you that would be sparkling? Martinelli's. So you had the first one and then you were like, oh shit, it's not sparkling. I thought maybe I got a flat one. Flat apple juice. Thrown off? Are you thrown off? It's really good.

Yeah. It's good. One of those has... When you're hungover too. Apple juice with the bacon, egg, and cheese when you're hungover, too, and I still... Oh, man. Apple juice with the bacon, egg, and cheese when you're hungover? With lots of ice in the apple juice. Oh, my God. I probably haven't had apple juice in...

That's my New Year's resolution a few years ago. Have one. Drink more apple juice. I had, like, two that year, and I won't... Yeah, I did it. This is the brand that comes in the champagne bottle, though, right? That's Welch's, I thought. That was, like, the...

I think Martinelli's might as well They might Yeah I wouldn't know Alright thanks guys Thank you What? You're not a guest I'm on this show every day

Thanks guys Thanks for coming Steven Appreciate you stopping by, Steve-O. Oh, yeah. They got the sparkling check. That looks amazing. It does look good. Oh, man. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. I gotta go get dressed. I do, too.

Same. I gotta have a drink. So, 3 o'clock Central, 4 o'clock Eastern, we're going to do the premieres. Oh, no. Oh, no. Boys. Oh, we're good. That would have been problematic.

Apple juice guts. There are also several awards tonight. Yeah. I don't know if you want any of them, though. Can you give us an example of one? Yeah, sure. Best Supporting Role,

Best Editing, Good Boy Award, Worst Line Delivery, Best Cinematography, Boy Kills World Award, Best Director, Best Performance, Worst Picture,

and Best Picture. Okay. Worst Picture would suck. That would suck. Who were the, Big Cat, Kirk, and who? D-Lo. D-Lo. Oh, Jeff big cat, Kirk, and who? D'Lo. D'Lo.

Oh, Jeff D'Lo. Okay. So like real two movie guys and one guy who's never seen a movie before. Some real files. But it's his first one, so fresh eyes. They could be in all the best movies I've ever seen. Yeah. I would assume they are.

One will be. Well, no. They can't all be. They'll be the top four. They will be top four. You're Mount Rushmore. Yeah. Or these four movies.

I hope one sucks to make it easier. Yeah. Like, I hope one is incredible and one is just dog shit. Yeah. The Pavs one is getting a lot of love. Yeah, a lot of buzz about that one. A lot of buzz about the Titus picture. A lot of buzz before the award show.

Getting all the pre-show. But not every pre-awards show buzz movie wins. There's, I think, Will. Yeah, but still not everyone does. How long was your guys? What's the noise?

9.30. Playing music. That's too long. Yeah, I thought so too. I think ours might be the shortest one. I think so too. I don't even know

how long ours is. What? I think ours might be the shortest one. What was it? 7 to 12? The only other one I've heard of was 12. Somebody's is 12. I thought we were supposed to aim for 12.

I thought it was between 7 and 12. Yeah. 27. No, 7 and 12. Between 7 and 12. Sorry. That's too long. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Mean! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Mean. I feel like we just got to the bottom of a big story today. I'm Dave's joker. Whoever did that to Harvey Dent. Yeah. All right. We'll see everyone Monday. I believe Fights is here Monday, and KB will be back.

And Bronze. And Bronze is all get up. And yeah, so tune in. We will have the Barstool Film Festival starting at 4 Eastern, 3 Central. Everyone have a great weekend. Please subscribe. yeah it's time to talk shop hey make sure to tune into the film festival starts in what like 90 minutes from now watch that and then watch Viva TV comes out after it's like gonna be like 45 minutes ish behind the scenes

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