The Yak - Cheah Had a Close Encounter with a UFO | The Yak 11-21-22
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Whoa!
Oh, KB's still coming in.
Let's see if KB closes the door.
He never does.
Drives me insane.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, he did.
KB, what's up, brother?
Hello, Yak.
It's the Yak.
Dude, can I just say how deeply jealous I am that I missed Friday's show?
Bro, you missed.
We missed you.
An all-time classic, it seemed like.
It was a lot of fun.
I'm deeply jealous.
Spills, thrills.
People got shit-faced.
Are you off the booze on this show?
I saw a memo.
In general, I think I'm on like 16 days
Look at you
There you go
Steven, do we have sheets?
Oh, fuck
Oh
Yeah, you missed it, it was great
It was actually a funny moment too
Where Kate and I were like the last two people
Just sitting at our desks
Just like, kind of
We weren't really like speaking but then
we kind of like just trying to sober
up before we go home and have to see our
kids like we're just kind of
buying the time did you guys
yeah everybody got bombed
I would say
not bombed because
not like when we do those when you're drinking
episodes I don't want to try to get like case
race drunk but the yeah that's jesus christ even he's wearing cleats by the way uh the moment where
kate sass and i thought that that video was fake was um i'd say i was pretty drunk then i think it
looked fake on on twitter too for a second over that whole time and i still thought it was fake
it was uh that was probably a low point
for this show. Yeah, I thought my eyes
were broken.
That's fake.
That's fake. You know what it is, Kate?
Someone, and Sass,
to defend us,
someone pointed out that the reason why
it looks fake is in
Qatar, there are no advertisements
on any of the cars or anything on the streets or
anything so that's why it looks fake where it's like you don't realize that uh like if this was
in america that bus would have something on it even the taxi there didn't have it and like no
cars have bumper stickers like nobody has also an endless horizon so there's like nothing in the
depth like that that bus would have something on it right like it doesn't so it all looks fake well you two
the thing is it's not that it didn't look fake it sure does it's the fact that it using this tone
wasn't fake and i try to tell you as a fact that it wasn't fake and then i resorted to raising my
voice and that still didn't work i knew it wasn't fake sometimes then i resorted to raising my voice and that still didn't work i knew
it wasn't fake sometimes you got to take my word for it sometimes you mess with people and i was
like oh they're messing like i couldn't tell if you're messing with me or not and my eyes just
could not figure it out could not figure it out um k we we need to talk about what happened between
us yeah you you didn't walk in on me shitting No I'll take partial blame
I walked into the bathroom
We did the Thanksgiving episode for advisors
And it gets messy
So I walked in to take a shower
I put my clothes down
And then I walked out to get a towel
I was maybe out of the bathroom
For 20 seconds
And then I went back and KB was taking a shit
Yeah
I noticed there was a pair of trousers
Covered in candy yams
It couldn't have been faster
I figured something was up
But I needed to go
I know it was awkward I feel bad about that interaction
You told the whole office
Well
Yeah I did you're right
I'm half apologetic.
Whose fault was it?
I did not finish the shit.
Who's it on?
I had to go run it up.
Upstairs.
I guess it was my fault for leaving the bathroom, but it was like 20 seconds tops.
Who do you think it's more embarrassing for, walking in on someone or being the person
that gets walked in on?
Being the person who's walked in on.
There's a vulnerability.
Yeah. The man can never be more vulnerable.
I think it's the person that walks in.
Oh, no.
I didn't walk in on him.
You have like a one-up if you get walked in on.
We just had a weird interaction.
I felt bad, but also I had to take a shower in his shit air.
Yeah, the fecal particles really linger.
You're eating the shit in the air.
You got there.
What is that, KB?
It is an adult medium.
It looks good.
Steven, you want me to put this on?
That would be great.
These are our new partnerships.
So, I mean, Big Cat PMT has been working.
And actually, this show has been working with Roback for a while.
The best clothes out there.
We're having some co-branded Roback slash Barstool stuff coming out this Black Friday.
So stay tuned.
Kate's wearing some.
I will say, when I'm wearing two sweatshirts under this, I'm not bulking up.
But when I undid the wrapping, I was like, holy shit, this is so fucking soft.
This material is not the usual material.
This is like the softest.
So comfortable.
It's like wearing a cloud is what I feel like I'm wearing right now.
And their joggers are the most comfortable joggers.
I wear them every single weekend.
Yeah, and they kind of look nice.
I wear them to the Dozen events, and they don't look like sweatpants.
By the way, that's why Brandon's not here.
He's taping the Dozen right now.
Jeff D. Lowe just whipping us.
What?
It's like 1 o'clock is when we do the yak.
It's like Jeff D. Lowe just...
Not anymore.
It's not.
Bitch.
It's not around here.
You guys hear that back like...
I do.
A little bit.
It's because Steven's mic has to go on max, max, max.
He speaks low.
Oh.
Sorry.
It goes away.
Steven, I want to get to the UFO.
Yeah.
Sure. Let's... I first. Steven, I want to get to the UFO. Yeah. Sure.
Let's, I first want to, Rona, I revealed my wheel, if you want to see it, because I don't
want anything to happen to you on my wheel and you not be like, oh, I didn't see that
coming.
Is it death?
No.
No death.
Sort of.
Yeah, sort of.
Show me the wheel.
There's a 1% chance that the show will end forever.
The yak?
It's death to the yak.
Oh.
If that hits, it's over.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
That's sick.
Yeah.
It's kind of fun, right?
I felt like you would like that.
Yeah, that's very hardcore.
Yeah, it is.
I revealed it on Friday, and then we revealed it on Friday and then we got Name Wheel
and then we got My Wheel, so we spun it
already once and TJ has to
clean my trunk of my car tomorrow.
Wait, but does it always stay at 1%?
What if one of those things go away?
It would make it way bigger.
Wouldn't those numbers increase
if you account for every episode
in the future?
I can keep adjusting the percentages to keep it at one.
Okay, do that.
No, if it dies, it dies.
If it dies, it dies.
Let's appeal to the darker angels of our nature
and really fucking lean into this shit.
I mean, it would be very funny.
We should explain that to sales.
Yeah.
We sold all this stuff to the act.
You too would be like,
sorry, the wheel has ended the show forever wait i have something i want to add to my wheel then if it uh give me a one percent
slice and if it hits on that then barstool has to declare bankruptcy oh as an entire company
dude that that new york times piece fuck them i hate them so much i think it was it's pretty soft
i don't even think it was.
Yeah, from the
rumors going around the office, everyone was like,
this is going to be huge. It was
nothing. It was also very funny because
I feel
like New York Times is a very boomers
you know, like older people
read the New York Times
and I woke up to a text message from my
father-in-law on Sunday morning being like, hey, Barstool
got a mention in this piece.
Cool.
Because I knew it was coming.
I was like, oh, cool.
But yeah, it was nothing.
It basically could have just listened to an episode of Pick'Em.
Yeah.
It would have just been like, yeah, these guys are really bad gamblers.
And yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it.
Did you see Shkreli TikTok'd about it?
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Martin Shkreli?
Obviously.
Samuel Bankman Freed, privilege to poor.
Dave Portnoy, American Dream.
Who'd they write a hit piece on?
Yeah.
Wow.
I love it.
Shkreli.
It is crazy that they will never actually talk to dave because he's like
i will talk i will answer all the questions it with video and audio and they're just like no
we'll do audio no video it's like well clearly you know that you'll come across bad so yeah it's
just that people just pick their sides it's just corny as fuck, and it's like losing power. It doesn't hit the same.
Right.
And people who just read the New York Times would be like,
oh my God, they're monsters.
And then anyone who's a fan of ours would be like, no, they're not.
I don't think they would, but I don't think it was like,
it wasn't a big article at all.
I think like 70-year-old women are going to read that and be like, oh, gasp.
I think my favorite thing is still how they point to that,
they have that one paragraph of the list of all the bad things dave has done in the my favorite is the
union busted he like threatened to fire his employees for union because that was such a
great joke like it was such a joke it was an incredible day but they still point to it like
i don't know yeah they take everything they're the losers i don't want to spend too much time
but they're the losers on twitter that like try to spend too much time on it, but they're the losers on Twitter that try to make jokes,
and they're just completely painfully unfunny.
And then every time someone else makes a joke,
they're like, oh, my God, he's serious.
You know what I mean?
They'll be like, my cat made a meow last night
that sounded like he was saying hello.
Yeah.
And then Dave's like, I'm going to fire anyone who joins the union.
They're like, this man's a monster.
Yeah.
Those are the jokes.
It's so funny.
The worst.
The worst.
Yeah, it's tough.
I was like, when that girl, KB, do you remember when that girl on Twitter was saying that
stand-up comedy shouldn't be a thing?
Yeah.
And that her ideal sense of humor,
and it was like shrimp misspelt on a menu.
Yeah.
Not how it was.
Like terrible puns.
Yeah.
Worst.
But yeah, Dave's bankrupt.
Yeah.
Forever.
I'm trying to get bankrupt.
That shit looks sweet.
Sign a couple pieces of paper.
Yeah, he's just fucking bankrupt living in mansions.
That shit's fire.
Yeah.
Where you been, Ron?
I was in L.A. doing the Pat Bev show.
How was it?
It was good, dude, but remember I stayed an extra day because I was like,
he said that he put me on the hardwood.
He said he'd have me courtside for the Lakers game.
And?
I got to the lakers game dude i
almost passed out we were so high in the stadium i was like woozy getting up to my seats i was i
felt like i was summiting everest i just had to stop you weren't that high up from the way he was
talking you were from where he's like stay stay a day i'll have you courtside. Yeah. He looked dead in my soul. Courtside only means one thing.
It's on the wood.
You're on the wood.
Your feet are on the wood.
I would have taken one of those two or three rows behind there.
I haven't even had the chance to confront him yet, but let's just say it'll be explosive.
Wow.
Let's just say I'm going to be flipping tables and throwing drinks.
Yes.
Like I'm on the housewives.
I was pissed.
Because I could have got back.
I could have taken a red eye the night before instead of a red eye after the game on Friday.
And I could have been back.
Oh, you could have been here.
I could have been here drinking with you guys.
Oh, no.
How's everybody's World Cup teams doing?
Yours is...
Evan.
Ran out two goals today.
Two goals for Iran.
Yeah, that's good.
What was the score?
Final score. Six to two. Oh, whoa. We're putting up points. I mean, that was for... Oh, yeah. Two goals for Iran. Yeah, that's good. What was the score? Final score?
Six to two.
Oh, whoa.
We're putting up points.
I mean, that was for...
Oh, yeah, that was Inge's.
Six to two.
That might tie the record of most points scored from last year,
for last World Cup.
Didn't I have England?
Bro, two goals.
That's me and you, Sass.
Who has England?
Oh, it's Sass.
Senegal had zero goals for Brandon.
That's Brandon, right?
Mm-hmm. But Ecuador put up a two spot
Damn so I'm winning
Yes
By a hefty margin
You're winning the don't lose part
Who's in last place of don't lose
Oh I'm winning totals
Oh fuck
Qatar not great.
Yeah, that's bad.
If Brazil has some one-nothings,
that could be bad for you.
Oh, no.
Brazil is not having one-nothings.
With the firepower they have,
they are not having one-nothings.
You'll go bonita.
Zog, you've been up since like 3 a.m. today?
Yeah, bro.
Got up at like 3, 3.30.
I had to get in for the 8 a.m. stream. Yeah, bro. Got up at like 3, 3.30. I had to get into, we had to get in for the 8 a.m. stream.
Yeah, and I got bombarded by troops and expressions.
Yeah, I saw that.
I just walked right around.
Like Monday morning, I walked in and it was just, it was just World War III.
I just walked around that.
USA versus England.
Really?
I had no idea that I felt that passionate about soccer.
I don't.
They don't even care.
He brought it out of me, though.
I thought they're club guys, not country guys.
I don't know, but Troops did say no one call him five feet tall on Twitter.
So let's just make sure we keep that.
Just don't do it.
How tall is he?
Not five feet.
He's not even five feet?
Yeah.
Damn.
He said that in the video.
He's like, you guys said I was five feet tall. I Damn. Five feet. He said that in the video. He's like,
you guys said I was five feet tall.
I'm one on the record.
I'm not.
I was like,
well, that's not going to help.
Some Photoshop's.
When people used to shrink Dave in Photoshop's,
Quigs would do it just a little bit.
It's the best.
No more.
The jockey one is the best.
Yeah. That was before people were doing that.
Yeah.
We got these spinners.
Oh, yeah, spinners.
They really spin so smoothly.
So these are Black Friday as well.
It's going to be a great deal.
I can't open this.
They're super calming.
It is like the most calming.
Is there a finite amount of these, or are they infinite?
They're not infinite. No. I'm pretty sure there's a finite amount of these or are they infinite? They're not
infinite. No. I'm pretty sure there's a
finite amount. Finite amount.
I've had one on my desk for like a week. I play with it
all day. Yeah, I was going to say.
And there's some
like punishments on it if you want to play the wheel
with your friends. Yeah.
Or you could use little stickers. Get some
colorful stickers and you make your own
punishments. Make your own.
Very fun.
She just spins.
By the way, the rest of my wheel run is like ultimate chaos.
What else was on it?
I didn't even look at anything except the death of the show.
There's a 10x money that-
Salary 10x?
I don't know.
We spin.
It's increments of 10, so 10 to 100, and we 10X that.
So if we get 50, it's 500 bucks, and then we spin just a wheel that's 50-50 negative positive.
So if it's positive— That's going to tear me apart.
You guys all get 500 bucks from me, and if it's negative, you all have to give me 500 bucks.
Oh, my God. I love that.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Mousetrap. Yeah there's a champagne
champagne. Champagne real
pain. So you either get a bottle of
Cristal from me or you have to put your finger
in a mousetrap. Champagne
hand pain. Would that break
your finger do you think? Oh we'll find out.
A little bit. Hopefully you're probably
Cristal my friend.
You'll only break it a little.
There's 10x food that is you get five spins of the wheel,
how many hot dogs you have to do, and you get the average of them.
And it's one through nine, and then the number 100.
Wait, what?
You really put some time into these.
I think.
That one's going to suck.
What's the max amount of hot dogs?
100.
You hit 100 times in a row. I mean, if we're being reasonable,
no one's going to eat...
I think you should have
to log in 100.
Yeah, it should be like the week.
You get the week.
You get the week.
Yeah.
Which is...
That would kill you.
How much is it?
It's a lot of hot dogs.
20 a day.
Yeah, it's a ton of hot dogs.
That's a fucking 20 a day
isn't possible.
I mean, it's not possible.
The odds of you getting 100 would be very low.
Oh, man.
Do you think that would be easier or harder than 100 cigs?
What do you mean?
In a week?
Well, what do you mean I don't have to do?
We have to do 100 cigs in what, a week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think would be harder?
I think it causes the exact same amount of problems.
Oh, 100%.
I think hot dogs is harder in the moment.
Because you keep on...
Yeah.
I don't know.
Both would make you feel so bad.
So bad.
Yeah.
So, so bad.
Ooh, even like...
I can't.
Stephen Chase saw you.
All right, let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
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at shadyrays.com with code yak so if people don't know don't follow steven on twitter
or me last night i was here in the office we were watching football i get a call from a panic
steven che i am basically steven's father he just calls me whenever something like significant
happens in his life um he's used me as his emergency contact before well i figured that
that was weird you know essentially in this job i've sold my life story and this was a significant
yeah thing and also i'm driving at this point yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't look at Twitter.
I don't know if multiple people have reported this or what.
So yeah, I think that you're absolutely the most reasonable person
to let know at that point.
Absolutely.
So he called me panicked and he was like,
dude, I just saw a UFO.
I'm driving by the Newark airport and I saw a UFO.
What did you say?
I was like, by the airport?
And he's like, by the airport.
That's just a locational coincidence.
Well, I don't think it is.
It is the place that flying things happen
with lights on.
Dude, I've lived like 20 minutes away from the Newark airport
almost my whole life. I've seen so many planes
land and take off. That's depressing.
That is depressing.
20 minutes away, but like, I've driven
by that thing like hundreds of times.
Like that was not a plane.
Okay.
So let's watch the video and then I want to hear you break it down.
Because we do have a UFO expert on the show.
Someone who has actually seen UFOs.
Yeah.
In this booth.
Documented.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I just got home.
I was driving home.
I was at the barstool stream at headquarters in New York City.
At around 6 o'clock, 6.01, I was right near Newark Airport in that area,
and I saw, without question, a UFO.
How do I know it was a UFO?
It was fairly low to the ground, not like a plane landing or anything like that,
but it was so bright.
What about a plane taking off?
No, it wasn't a plane taking off.
Okay, all right, okay.
So you just categorically ruled out anything that could fly?
My favorite part is coming up.
Yeah, all right, all right, keep going, keep going.
I just wanted to see,
because we ruled out not a plane landing.
Wait until the description of the...
Okay, here we go. I cut the video off at this point. Oh, it gets way worse description of the I cut the video
off at this point.
I never even watched the video because I got
the phone call. No, this gets worse.
It gets way worse.
It looked kind of like
a paper
airplane, like the clip art of a paper
airplane. It was so bright
and glowing
off of it and then it accelerated at speeds that i've
never seen before and just vanished crazy um like i didn't know what to do i was driving by myself
i called big cat i told him i just got home i only have twitter to see if this is like out there yet
but we are not alone my favorite part is the description of it
it looks like a paper plane it looks like a plane and it vanished as soon as it got above
sight line but somebody else saw the same thing you did and posted a video and i watched that
video and i was like what the fuck is that wait really didn't you comment it on it oh it was from
a couple it was from a couple days ago but very similar yes a similar thing that i was like wait okay what is that is this what it looked
like steven uh the lights were a little bit brighter but like similar type shape almost but
the way that it disappears the end is exactly the same and this is what made me kind of be like maybe
he did see something yeah all right so stop like right here so watch the things are gonna like
completely vanish here and the exact same thing as what I saw.
Holy cannoli.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait for it.
Yeah.
Holy cannoli.
See?
Just completely gone.
Did they just be flares?
No.
The things that I saw, first of all, what was different than what I saw was the light
was so white and just bright.
So driving near Newark Airport, you see lights in the sky all the time.
This was so glowing white and the light was radiating off it.
And then all of a sudden, that's why I described it as a paper airplane type shape.
It was kind of a triangle.
And then it just went so fast.
I don't know how fast planes go, but this thing was probably going to accelerate to 1,000 miles an hour and then it just went so fast like i don't know how fast planes go but this
thing was probably going like accelerates like a thousand miles an hour and then just disappear
okay i got it i got a thing i got a question okay well i actually i have a question but then i also
have a possible explanation where i think that you could be onto something but since it was at
an airport don't you think that they were also watching like a tower around the airport?
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Air traffic control.
So don't you think that they probably, if something paranormal happened, they would have seen it?
That's why Big Cat was the most reasonable.
I knew he was at the office.
I knew he was in front of a computer.
I wanted to see if like a lot of people had reported this because, again, I'm like 20 minutes from home at this point.
I'm driving.
I'm not like,
I'm not in a spot where I can even like pull over.
So yeah.
So,
so what do you think that air traffic control saw and what do you think that
their reaction or report on it was?
You think that there may be suppressing it if they saw something or they were
involved with it?
No idea.
No idea.
It's the redline RV8 team.
They do nighttime
firework air shows.
What?
I mean, I just went
to the tweet,
the original tweet,
and someone replied with that.
Why would they be doing that?
Above Newark Airport
on a Sunday?
What time would you do
a firework air show why would they do one
at all i think that sounds fun it does you're right i mean the airport though where everyone's
flying around i don't think they've i've seen a lot of fireworks in my life this was not a
firework steven i think that uh where are you now in the booth what do you mean oh shit damn he got you there kyle yo i know i i generally don't
know i don't know are you still like saying without question you saw a ufo yes definitely
well it's also on your mind the leonard meteor shower is going on right now which sometimes they
get pretty close and are pretty crazy to see. But I was just looking. Nobody else saw the same thing.
Also, this guy who runs dreamlandsresort.com,
he lives next to Area 51.
And since 1999, he's been covering every little thing
that goes in and out of the gate, blah, blah.
He just got raided by the FBI just this past week.
So I feel like something is afoot.
And the local Air Force base raided him, too. It was like a joint effort. So I feel like something is afoot. And the local Air Force base raided him, too.
It was like a joint effort.
So I feel like something is in the air.
So I actually didn't see this blog, honest to God.
But I looked on Barstool because I knew that, I think it was like Dante or Jerry posted a blog a couple months ago being like UFOs confirm the government releases, whatever.
But a couple weeks ago, Jerry posted a blog that said like triangle-shaped UFO were confirmed by, like, I don't know if it's the Navy or whoever.
Oh, yeah.
Go get Jerry.
Go get Jerry.
And people are also saying it's skydivers with flares attached, which that could also be it.
Dude, the way that I, that the speed that this thing was going before it disappeared, there was not a human on that.
Like, it was so fast
i've seen i'm telling you i've seen planes land and take off this thing accelerated to i have no
idea how fast plane go planes go but way faster than a plane do you guys ever play hydro thunder
no okay there's like a speed boost in that game where like you hit like g force and it was like
kind of like that i have a possible explanation sure when When people take ayahuasca or peyote, they're able to access different planes of consciousness or whatever.
And they'll have similar recollections of visions and stuff that they see when they're on these different planes of consciousness that are real but just not perceivable to humans regularly maybe you like there were some kind of chemicals in the air got into your head you breathe them
in and you got to this different plane of consciousness and you're seeing some kind of
fractals or light or something that's going on at a different depth than what other humans can see
maybe you driving through northern jersey or something like that, and you catch a little bit of fumes
from a toxic plant or something like that,
and you get hit with this,
and you're on a different plane
accessing where aliens maybe are residing.
Hard to argue.
I mean, I'm 23 and 9 in NBA picks,
so I've seen a lot of people.
You're fucking going dumb.
Do you think the FBI is going to contact you?
I don't know.
I would love to talk to them about it.
I would hope that if aliens are real, one of the last places they would go would be Newark Airport.
Yeah.
It's pretty shitty.
Although, it's the Denver Airport.
Yeah.
Maybe they're like Stephen Che noted Newark Airport resident.
Yeah.
Like, if there's anyone in this room who would have the best chance of conversing with aliens, it's Steven.
I mean, I actually believe.
He's been around there the whole time.
He speaks their language.
You're local.
You're the alien.
Oh, I believe in aliens.
Bitch.
I believe that UFOs are real.
It's weird that no one has an explanation yet.
But I don't know if I believe that you saw one over Newark Airport.
I want to talk to somebody at the airport.
There's a lot of people on Twitter claiming they saw the same thing,
but they're not saying they know it's a UFO.
What, over Newark?
Oh, really?
I tried to look up UFO stuff, and it was just a bunch of...
If you look up UFO Newark on Twitter, there's a handful of people.
Steven, you are not alone.
Dude, we are not alone.
This shit is wild.
Imagine the bad luck Steven has to not only live in a flood zone, but also an alien zone.
Aliens.
Alien invasions.
His house is going to get exploded by aliens.
If you get probed, would you tell us?
Yeah, would you?
What does that mean?
Stuff up your butt?
Yeah, sure. if you get probed would you tell us yeah would you what does that mean like stuff up your butt yeah sure
what if an alien came
and came to your house
was it nice
yeah yeah it was like hey look
we know that
we're big yak listeners
we saw you talk about this
you have to shut your mouth
would you shut your mouth
yeah probably if they were cool about it you would never tell us While you talk about this, you have to shut your mouth. Would you shut your mouth?
Yeah, probably, if they were cool about it.
You would never tell us?
I already told you guys.
But would you tell us that you had an alien visit you?
And if I said I wouldn't, then no.
But if you were like, yeah, it's probably nothing.
I mean, if a strip alien came to my house and was like, yeah, we'll keep it on the down low, then... You wouldn't tell us?
I mean, it depends on the interaction.
Well, now we're fucked, because now we will have no follow-up.
So someone tweeted, and I don't know how many of these are real or not.
You've got to promise that you'll tell us if an alien tries to suppress this information so we can get it out.
That's a tough spot for you, I understand.
I don't know what I would do.
How mean are they?
Are they nice or are they going to rip your head off or probe the fuck out of you?
I don't know.
I mean, I've got to protect my family, so I've got to do whatever's best.
Somebody responded.
I don't know if this is real or not, but he responded,
My dad's a firefighter in the area and apparently there's some sort of debris that landed down
and some government called them so they could check it without supervision.
Yeah, he DM'd me and said,
Please cook Che and let him know my dad's a food salesman in Indiana.
Damn.
It was tough to decipher what was going on.
I was searching
UFO in Newark Airport and there was a lot of
Chinese characters.
I gave up.
Steven. Maybe they're onto something.
This is
unrelated, but I heard there was a video
put out about the data. can I see that real quick
TJ did we put out
oh the NFL picks
yeah they're bad
you put it out
I don't know if I know of this
the data was bad
that can't be
I'm nervous for you Steven
for what the aliens
and maybe the FBI like you know too. I feel like... For what? The aliens? And maybe the FBI. Like, you know too much.
I would rather not...
If I see a UFO or an alien, I'm going to keep my mouth shut from the jump.
No way.
Yeah.
Dude, no shot.
Well, we all laughed at you, you know?
People call it a crock.
People will call you crazy.
That's fine.
And now the FBI is going to be like, this Steven Che guy knows too much.
We've got to get him.
I'm not afraid to be in the minority.
Is there a UFO hotline?
Asians actually are the majority.
You're the majority.
Is there a UFO hotline?
It's probably just a phone call to the CIA.
Yeah.
And they just log it, and they're like, okay, that guy's address.
I've watched some interesting videos about UFOs and encounters with planes in the air.
The one Navy video?
No, there's some stories of pilots flying commercial airlines,
and then all of a sudden a random-ass sphere pulls up next to them,
and then the military comes, and then the thing just disappears.
Zah saw Aliens when he was a kid.
It's a documentary.
If people don't know this.
Zah, what's the documentary called?
Good question.
The Phenomenon.
I've never watched it myself.
Because you were there.
It's on Netflix.
The Phenomenon.
Zah was there.
That's his school.
Yeah.
And Aliens came and just like started playing with the little kid.
Yeah. That's awesome. Shout out Ariel. aliens came and just like started playing with the little kid. Yeah.
That's awesome.
Shout out Ariel.
He tried to steal my ass.
Did they?
I should have gone.
You should have gone.
You and Steven.
Damn.
That shit is interesting as fuck.
I believe more in aliens than ghosts.
But ghosts might just be aliens.
I'm a huge ghost guy.
Big ghost guy.
Yeah.
I've gone ghost hunting.
And also, if you don't believe in ghosts, keep that to yourself because you don't want to.
Right.
I don't believe in ghosts.
No, you don't want to be putting that out there.
Oh, you fucking assholes.
You don't want to be putting that out there.
You don't want to be putting that out there.
Why?
There's no...
It will haunt your...
Has anyone ever been injured by a ghost?
Yeah.
Didn't...
Didn't...
What's his name?
Was it Ron Artest got raped by a ghost?
Yeah, and they gave him an Indian burn
What is that called?
There's a word for that
Isn't it incubus?
Succubus just blows you, right?
I think
Didn't Bobby Brown too?
Got raped by a ghost?
There's like a hotel in Oklahoma City
There's one in Oklahoma City
There's one in Milwaukee
The Pfister Hotel It's like a hotel in like Oklahoma City or something. There's one in Oklahoma City. There's one in Milwaukee. The Pfister Hotel
that like the
it's actually a nice hotel.
P-F-I-S-T-E-R
and they
I know like the. Definitely some just like
employee going around.
The ghosts are out of control.
No but the guy I know
a guy who works for the Cubs who does a lot of
their travel and he's like, yeah, like.
We all got fucked last night.
He said that all the Dominican guys won't stay at that hotel.
Really?
It's very funny, yeah.
They're just like, no, no thank you.
Not going to do it.
I respect that.
Now, ghosts are for sure real.
But they're cultural?
They only affect the Dominicans?
I just think they just believe in ghosts more than maybe the rest of us.
I'm with them, though.
I believe heavily.
I believe in ghosts.
My grandma's house was haunted as fuck.
Really?
The one that doesn't know your name?
No.
Oh.
No.
One that knows my name, and I know her name.
The other one, neither of you know each other's names.
Yeah.
So she could be haunted as well, but you just...
I guess we'll never know.
They're not haunted.
How do you know there was ghosts in your grandma's house?
Because, well, like my mom has a bunch of stories about it.
My grandparents have a bunch of stories about it.
There's actually like a ghost tour that goes around Cape Cod and they talk about my grandma's
house.
No way.
Yeah.
Why did she move?
Because, I don't know.
She likes that shit. Damn. She's not afraid. She's house. No way. Yeah. Why didn't she move? Because, I don't know. She likes that shit.
Damn.
She's not afraid.
She's not.
I would suck living in a house
knowing there's ghosts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just being like,
what are you,
like maybe the ghosts are helpful
and shit like that.
Maybe they like organize your socks.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Why do ghosts have to be bad
if they definitely exist?
No, I think they're friendly ghosts.
Yeah, you're right.
What percentage are mean?
Are they only just beings that are stuck on this plane?
50 sounds right.
I was just going to say 50, I swear to God.
Just half and half?
Yeah.
Right down the middle.
A little crapshoot.
Have you guys ever seen The Conjuring?
No.
What is that?
The horror movie?
No.
Oh, it's really good.
You should watch it. But that's a movie. Yeah, but a big one. It's true. Big time movie, yeah. Big the horror movie no oh it's really good you should watch it but that's a movie yeah
but big one big time movie yeah true story they show pictures at the end can we i think there's
they show the pictures at the end of the second one that takes place in england and uh it's
fucking crazy what happened someone got like scratched up a little bit no this girl is like
straight up possessed getting thrown around the room and shit.
There's a picture of her like 10 feet off the ground.
Still photograph?
Oh yeah. Just one?
Why didn't they take two pictures?
It's helpful.
Because it was a long time ago, dude.
Taking one picture used a lot of power.
They were underneath the thing trying to stay there.
They had that big ass flashbang thing go off.
Stay still while this develops.
I mean, it could just be on a different plane.
It could have just been on Stephen's ayahuasca plane that he was on.
That's where the ghosts reside, maybe.
I'm down to try some DMT.
Maybe I'll put that on my wheel.
We all go to Colorado and try legal DMT.
All that shit just got legalized.
Ouch.
Or, like, heavy doses of mushrooms. Five grams of mushrooms in a blindfold, maybe. All that shit just got legalized. Ouch. Or like heavy doses of mushrooms,
five grams of mushrooms in a blindfold maybe.
Throw that on the wheel.
That would be fun.
That would be a lot of fun.
That would really juge our reality.
TJ, do you have the Steven video?
TJ had to go to the pro football show.
Do you have the data video?
I'll get it for you.
Give me one.
Should we spin our regular wheel?
Blindfolded mushrooms.
This has given five grams of mushrooms
with a blindfold.
They said that'll get you as good as ayahuasca will.
Not into it, KB?
Not into it, KB?
I don't want to be happy.
I'm down to do a show like that.
I would love to do mushrooms
where we all had to go on like a little journey.
What about micro dose week or some shit like that?
Yeah.
My dad does all the time.
The charges I just think are loaded.
I think that they're the most complete team in the league.
Chiefs,
no surprising upsets,
but they were one in five in their division.
Dallas,
I think underwhelms at eight and nine.
The Giants,
I think are also a frisky team.
Eight and nine.
I have the Packers taking a little bit of a step back,
but still the class of division 10 and seven.
Not a crazy surprise.
Bucs winning 11-6.
They beat the Chiefs,
beat the Steelers,
beat the Panthers week 7.
The Rams,
number one seed in the NFC,
11-6.
Oh no!
Worst team in the NFL,
4-13.
Oh no!
Middle number one seed
in the AFC,
Chargers, Ravens,
Texans, Raiders,
Broncos, Bengals,
NFC, Rams, Bucs,
Packers, Eagles,
Josh McDaniels, he's my pick for coach of the year.
Oh, no!
Tom Brady.
Chargers!
Chargers!
By definition, the sheet is called raw data.
272 wins.
Oh, my God, Steven.
Josh McDaniels.
Texans in the playoffs.
That division was a crapshoot, but yeah, Titans are still there.
No, no, no.
You can't pretend like that was a crap shoot that the Texans.
I'm betting against the Titans slash Colts like every year.
Okay, and then you're just going to keep losing.
Why would you bet against a team every year?
They're going to reach the end of their window.
Derrick Henry's still really good.
Mike Vrabel's also coaching his ass off. but yeah he's a good coach very good coach yeah i
agree freaking data was wrong your data was wrong football yeah i do love football that is a great
point that is a great point yeah you see it different when it comes to hoops you're nice
with the hoops i do something about it um Should we spin our wheel? I'm like newly excited
for the wheel now that we have all these
different permutations. It's completely
put a new energy into the wheel that it's just
it's very, very exciting.
Yeah. Like refinancing
a loan. It's that same level of excitement.
Nothing like it.
Refinance the old mortgage?
God, that shit's exciting.
Come on.
Oh, reset.
That means we spin again, though. Bummer.
We do spin again.
Almost landed on Loma Saltado without Brandon.
Do we know how to reset?
That means more name wheels are back on.
Oh, so we add multiple name wheels?
Yeah, back on. Oh, so we add multiple name wheels? Yeah, back on.
Not stink.
Boo, reset.
Do you have any idea how Stella Blue's coffee sales did the first week?
Very well.
It's awesome.
Yeah, it was a great first week.
That's so dope.
It's going to be, I hope that people like it so that they keep buying it,
because that will be obviously the key.
I think a lot of people bought it
because they support me
and I appreciate those people very much.
Hopefully the coffee's good enough
that they're like,
this is now my coffee.
Speaks for itself.
Right, so they rebuy it,
which I do think it's that good.
I drank it all weekend long.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah, really good.
Just a smooth cup of coffee
that's like very, very good. And's a smooth cup of coffee that's very, very good.
And I exclusively drink it now.
Delicious beans.
Nice, moist beans.
I hate when the beans are too dried out.
These are nice, moist.
Did you take some home?
I have some bags.
Yeah?
Anyone who wants some, I have some bags.
Bring some home.
Yeah.
Just to give it to my parentals.
Yeah.
They love coffee.
My parents love coffee.
And I'm on that.
They do.
Say, what's that random dry doing in the middle of...
Can we get that out or should we keep that there?
I like that.
Keep it there.
Keep it there.
Keep it there.
That could be anything.
Let's get a name wheel.
Oh.
See, now I'm disappointed in dry, which means it worked.
It worked.
Yeah, it just got us back in.
Yeah, it got us completely back into the wheel.
Damn.
The wheel 2.0.
I have a question.
When you remove your air conditioning from your window, is there a lot of water in it?
Yes.
There is?
At least when I did it.
So it's like a whole thing?
It's a thing.
Yeah, why?
It's going to be an issue.
My AC is still in my window, and last night was just unbearably cold.
I love it cold.
Make sure no one's standing down there.
But there's no, it's right over my bed.
That's why you push it out.
Wait until the first big freeze, and then take it over to your
bathtub and let it thaw out in there is my personal idea i did that the other uh couple
weeks ago i have uh on uh one of my decks i had like a kiddie pool a pretty big one and i just
said like by the time summer ended just you know there was just rain water and it's gross. I just waited until like 1 in the morning.
Just threw it off and then went and threw it in the dumpster.
Yeah, I don't think I...
I'm on the fifth floor, though.
Is it loud as fuck?
It's pretty loud.
That'd be a pretty intense fall.
It was pretty fun, though.
It was just like a very fun, thrilling thing.
Like someone...
Throwing something very heavy off of a high distance is a great thrill.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I also had
one of my apartments in Chicago
where I lived in Wrigleyville with a few dudes
we had a huge couch
that wouldn't fit up the stairs
so we had to rope it up the
back balcony which was also
a thrill because that could have just dropped at any
point. What did you secure it with?
Not very well. We just roped
it around and just did like a
one two three pull one two three pull it was awesome it was a thrill that's amazing yeah when
i was in college we uh went we visited uh my friends that lived at johns hopkins and they
lived at like five stories up and there was like an old tv like a 800 pound box tv and we threw it
off their balcony and it exploded
like you could hear fucking
you could hear it from blocks away and there was like a huge
cloud of dust it was beautiful
very primal
there is something really primal about smashing
shit and break rooms putting things in a fire
throwing things from a pie
break rooms don't cut it break rooms
do not scratch that itch I've done
break rooms I've done them too
yeah you need the
psychological
you need the barrier
telling you that you
can't
controlled environment
doesn't do it
this shit is not that
fun in a break room
it was a workout
pretty much
I left so sweaty
it's what Barstool
sports advisors have become
Jerry's just
raised the bar
where we're just
smashing shit
a video of Tommy
catching his
laptop
was that his laptop?
It was his laptop.
I kind of wish you smashed it, though.
I wanted to smash every, like, right now, even talking about it,
I want to smash everything in this room.
Could you imagine if we just started smashing shit?
That would be awesome.
It would be so wrong.
And people are just like, what are they doing?
And they just, like, we deliberately didn't smash the cameras to the
last second it's like people are watching and everything just starts getting smashed we smash
the lights we're just doing it in the dark yeah lights just shatter down on us tip over brandon's
whole thing that would be the yeah i always wanted to smash like a windshield like a baseball bat
like you understand when when you read stories about like led zeppelin or something like when they would just destroy a hotel room like it makes sense
oh yeah that would be so much fun to just destroy a hotel room and be like all right someone will
pay for it you definitely get a sense of what drugs they were on too not heroin nobody's on
heroin destroying a hotel or they just thought they They were on a bunch of acid, right? Coke.
Yeah, must have.
The story of one of the guys jumping off of a house or some shit on acid. You're thinking of Almost Famous?
Yeah, but I think that actually happened.
He said he was a golden guy.
I think it actually happened.
I'm thinking of Brianna Chicken Fry.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you are.
Mix them up all the time.
I heard they said Ozzy Osbourne snorted a line of ants at a swimming pool.
That's a move.
That is a move. That is a move.
That's an impressive.
That's a great, like, just, yeah, to get to that point where you're just so debaucherous.
Snorting ants.
You just fucked up things to have a laugh.
Or, like, snort your own piss and shit.
Hangover from that must be.
Yeah.
Was I snorting ants last night?
Yeah.
But just the idea.
You blow your nose.
Oh, my God.
Is that the queen?
Just the idea of
being on such a bender
that you just destroy everything.
And to be rich enough to know
that it doesn't matter that you're doing it.
There's zero consequences.
I'm banned from the Rich Carlton in Nashville.
Who gives a fuck?
I sometimes think about just going on a bender.
And tell my family I'm going to be gone for a few days.
This is dark, but, like, if I found out I had, like, terminal something.
Oh, yeah.
I think I'd be like, I'm going to go away for a week.
I'm going to do a lot of dumb drugs.
A lot of ants.
And I'm going to snort ants.
And I'm going to whatever.
Yeah.
Or some people say, you should spend that time with your son.
No, I'm going to go do drugs.
You can do that after.
Yeah. Smash a bunch of shit. Who's this guy? your son. No, I'm going to go do that. You can do that after. Yeah.
Smash a bunch of shit.
Who's this guy?
Oh, is that Jim Florentine?
No.
He has a good posture, Jim Florentine.
Doesn't he look like Jim Florentine?
Wait, you know who's on tour again doing all the new spots is the puppet guy.
Is that him?
Jeff Dunham?
Yeah.
Oh.
That was not Jeff Dunham. He had a suitcase. I don? Yeah. Oh! That was not Jeff.
I don't know. We can't nab him.
He had a suitcase that a puppet
would be in. I feel like Jeff Dunham is like
a billionaire. We looked
up his net worth on this show and it's like
half a million or half a billion.
Yeah, like he's made a puppet empire. He's not
rolling in dolo. He's gonna
have a squad and his lovely wife Aubrey
Dunham.
Is that his wife oh lovely lovely we interviewed them at serious back in the serious days we'd like go into the serious
fucking headquarters to interview them i interviewed our stool radio no i think it was like
it sent me and caleb or something for like a serious i don't know it's wild it was it was a
weird time i had to go interview a British comedian there
He was so big in Britain
That they were like you have to go there
And it was a big thing
And I had no idea
I couldn't tell you his name now
Was it Jimmy Carr?
Oh sorry probably
I don't know
Oh yeah
He was lovely
He was very funny
Was he like a snappy
I guess they're all snazzling dressed
Yeah he was very snappy
He was very snappy
Is he the roast guy?
Jimmy Carr is like a funny roast
He was way too quick witted for me And I brand new, and I didn't know what to do.
So I just sat there and got roasted by him, and I was, yeah.
Why did you have to interview him?
It was for, I think, it was just for the Chaps and Kate show.
Oh, so it was just you solo?
Yes, and I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
What are you, stupid Kate?
Honestly, it was like that.
You American moron.
I was so not quick enough to keep up with him that it was just me getting like that.
He was lovely.
It was very funny.
Very lovely.
Just mean as fuck.
He was lovely.
He bullied the fuck out of me.
Yeah.
So mean.
That's great.
But going over to the Sirius headquarters was a...
It was a trip.
It was a trip.
You see Howard Stern walking around with like 12 flunkies.
There was a lot going on over there.
Oh, yeah.
There was a lot going on.
I think he meditates a lot.
Like he's always meditating over there.
I went on that show.
PFT and I went on that show Morning Men that Willie's on now.
That was a trip.
They were like.
Oh, skinny jeans.
They did like.
It was like classic sports jock radio.
I kind of liked the ride.
Like they came in.
The throwback?
They take your man card?
Yeah, one of the guys like instantly was like, my wife's such a bitch.
I was like, what?
Oh, hell yeah.
Like, yeah, brother.
She hasn't sucked my dick in five years.
Oh, dude.
Just met you. You said that on air yeah i liked their
vibe i don't know it was funny it was like it's a throwback someone's out there doing this
spitting in the face of cancel culture yeah try them yeah shout out the morning man and willie
yeah he's looking mean and lean now yeah he, he is. He lost a shitload of weight. Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
Shit.
He just wants to throw back and do some regular old radio.
Yeah, I respect that.
I actually, like, no joke, dream of someday, like, 15 years just being like, I have, like,
a two-hour radio show a day, and that's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Just being like, that's my day.
I don't have to work at night.
I don't have to work long, you know, Sunday to work long you know sunday nights saturdays all that shit just like and it might be on youtube but you
primarily think of it as a radio yeah just clock in clock out like this is the all my energy all
my creative energy goes to just one thing and that's it every day great that would be amazing
yeah the morning radio show when we were growing up in Philly, when they would have tryout for Wing Bowl,
they would have people come in and do eating stunts.
Yeah.
Or like, I'm going to eat 18 tortellini in like 45 seconds or something like that.
It was badass.
I wish we could do shit like that.
Just people come in and they're like, hey, I have an eating feat.
Why don't we?
Just have someone come in.
Why don't we take submissions? Who has a crazy feat? Of an eating feat? I have an eating feat. Why don't we? Just have someone come in. Why don't we take submissions?
Who has a crazy feat?
Of an eating feat?
I like eating feats.
Someone just says they could smash some shit.
Like, I'm going to eat fucking 12 donuts in 45 seconds.
Yeah, let's do that, Steven.
People should start.
For when we eventually have our own wing bowl to replace the old wing bowl.
Yeah, we should do that, Steven.
People should email you.
Okay.
What's your email?
It's my last name,
Che at barstoolsports.com.
I wish I had gone to that
before it died out.
It was awesome.
I used to go with my dad.
Sober as a gopher.
Jordy and Smitty made a video
that looked awesome back then.
It was awesome.
It was true.
It was radio shit.
Men being men.
You think there's some guys
in Philly who are a little sad that they won the Super Bowl?
Yeah.
It takes away a little bit of the edge.
Well, people just will revert to that, like, we're losers, victimhood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We have a phone call.
I think we have a special guest.
Fuck.
Pac-Man.
What?
What's up?
It's Pac-Man Jones.
You wanted to call in.
You got something for us, don't you?
Yeah, where's B-Cat at?
It's me.
You're talking to him right now.
Oh, well, how you doing, first of all?
I'm great.
How are you?
I miss you, man.
That was fun last time.
I'm trying to find you and that little rabbit that keep running.
Me?
Who?
No, your buddy, Bobby Lane, the rabbit.
Oh.
So wait.
He's scared of this smoke.
Why he running from the smoke?
He fighting everybody else.
Is he scared or what, bro?
I've been looking for his ass for two months.
I saw he's training.
He's training. I don't DM Barth's moves. I saw he's training. He's training.
I don't DM rough and rowdy.
I don't DM to everybody because I really feel like he's running,
and he knows and I know that that ass has got to come back over here
because that first one, it went right.
It went right.
It went right.
Okay, so are you saying that you're ready to fight
because we have the rough and Rowdy in Providence?
What's the date?
September 9th.
That's like in...
September 9th.
Are you in shape?
Are you ready?
It don't even matter if I'm being in shape.
I want the fight.
Can you set up the fight?
Yeah, of course.
Bobby is ready to go.
Now, Pac-Man, I got to ask you, are we going to bet again?
$1,000?
Yes. No, we're going to make again? $1,000? Yes.
No, we're going to make it $2,000 in this fight.
I think you still owe me $500, though.
I'm not going to lie.
I do.
Okay.
I owe you $300.
It was $300 that I owe you.
Okay.
I'm going to pay you.
Okay.
And I wasn't going to pay you if you weren't going to give me a rematch.
Now that you're giving me a rematch or making this happen, I'll pay you $300.
I thought y'all was all trying to run
from me. No, I don't think so.
I mean, I know Bobby. He's
not running from anyone. He's the champ.
I'm the champ.
Technically,
you're not.
I'm the people's champ.
That could be up for debate. People were pissed off
at that last
result. Everybody was a little bit angry around the ring.
Not everybody, but there was a large contingent.
Where was the last fight?
It was in West Virginia, right?
It was in West Virginia, yeah.
Yeah, so.
Only people wasn't mad was Big Cat because me and him had a bet,
which was cool.
And I'm a man of my word.
You know, Big Cat came back to the hotel
and was kind of nervous to come in there.
Oh, he wasn't.
Shut up.
We had about 6,000 people in the
hallway. Can I come in?
Get my money.
You know what I mean?
It was quite...
I've never seen anyone pack
that many people into a hotel suite.
I will give you credit for that.
You were rolling deep that weekend.
Hey, Big Cat, you never seen no one peck that many people in the arena, either.
Oh.
Bobby don't bring out more people than me.
Okay, well, you're going to his home turf.
You're going to his home turf.
I have the people, Tim, and we finna come up to whatever boom fuck city
that we got to come to on December 9th.
We're gonna have the same amount of people that we had in West Virginia, which I'm not from West Virginia.
I'm from Atlanta.
But my people travel.
But listen, I'm on bad intentions this time.
I'm not shaking no fucking hands.
I'm not doing all of that.
I'm coming to do one thing.
One thing only.
That one thing is to win the fucking fight
Alright so we're in
So this is happening for real
It will absolutely happen
I guarantee it
Pac-Man Jones vs Bobby Lang
I guarantee it
The minute I walk out of this room
I will talk to Devlin
I'll make sure that it gets done
I'm actually about to see your guy Dion
We're about to do the pro football show in a minute.
I'll let him know.
And yeah, so we're betting $2,000 this time?
$2,000.
Hey, Jim, let's go.
We got to go to the gym.
They just guaranteed the fight.
All right, let's go.
All right.
So Pac-Man we'll see in two weeks, three weeks.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right, deal.
Bet.
Done. How much is he going to get paid for the fight? Knock, right, deal. Bet. Done.
How much is he going to get paid for the fight?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pac-Man Jones.
I'm Elaine.
I'm on the way.
I'm going to whoop your ass in your own city this time.
All right.
Oh, shit.
All right, we'll see you, Pac-Man.
Good luck training.
Damn.
He doesn't have a lot of time to train.
I heard that this fight was maybe going to get made,
but I didn't think it was official, but I think this is now official.
Because I thought the main event was O'Malley.
Now this is a crazy main event.
He's definitely going to make a bag off this, too.
Nobody's been able to beat Bobby Lang.
Well, we've got to talk to him.
We've got to talk to Lang?
I mean, Bobby doesn't run from anyone.
I know that Bobby doesn't run from anyone. I know that Bobby doesn't run from anyone.
He's absolutely going to fight Pac-Man Jones.
I saw him training with some of the—I saw him training with the Ninja.
Bobby Lang was training with the Ninja.
Who else was he?
I wasn't even ready to fight.
He was—well, he fought in, like, another league or something like that.
I think he was, like, he stays ready so he doesn't have to get ready type of thing with Bobby Lang.
And he's probably staying sharp on the South Shore on the weekends.
Probably dusting some fools up.
Dusting some drunks up.
I mean, Bobby, remember Bobby took on, what was that guy's name who tried to big...
Oh, forgot all about that guy.
Yeah.
He got kicked out, right? Pac-Man just called in. We're going to make that fight. Bobby Lang versus about that guy. Yeah. He got, like, kicked out, right?
Pac-Man just called in.
We're going to make that fight.
Bobby Lang versus Pac-Man.
Two, Providence, Rhode Island.
Hello, Brandon.
Hello, Dan.
Hello, Brandon.
Hello, Ron.
Hey, Brandon.
Hello, Sass.
All right, AB.
Hello, Kyle.
Hello.
Brandon, your beard.
Pumped for this now.
Holy shit. Your beard looks full. Thank you very much. It feels full. That Pac-Man can tell a fight, B. Hello, Kyle. Hello. Brandon, your beard. Pumped for this now. Holy shit.
Your beard looks full.
Thank you very much.
It feels full.
That Pac-Man can tell a fight, dude.
I think he's better than MJF at selling a fight.
I don't know about that.
I think that he's even better than MJF because I know MJF is joking, and he's like, oh, it's a joke.
It's not really joking.
I'm pretending, and Pac-Man really will whip that ass.
I think MJF would, too.
What do you mean?
I think he could if he wanted to.
See his abs.
Don't you think that wrestlers should transition from booty shorts, though?
What would they transition to?
Just like a longer, like a boxer brief.
You know what I mean?
Some have done it before.
I don't think they look as impressive.
You've got to show off your meaty thighs.
No.
You think?
Yeah, you just can't.
You can't wear, like, loose-fitting clothes.
I didn't say loose-fitting.
I'm saying like a tight shirt.
I just don't want to see the edge of his ass.
Triple H wore those one time.
It didn't work when Triple H tried it.
The longer shorts didn't work.
You think those guys double up?
How do they make sure that they're not too printed out or their bird doesn't pop out?
I think they double up.
I think they want to be printed out.
Yeah, but if you're not capable of the print, then you double up.
Has there ever been a slip, like a ball slip?
I've never seen a set of balls or a dick.
Which is crazy because they're really throwing their bodies around.
I've seen titties, but I've never seen a ball or a dick.
What do you mean?
I don't know how you keep those together when you're doing wrestling moves.
The women wrestle too, Rowan.
But I'm saying, what, their titties come out?
I saw a titty come out this year.
That's how you should sell it.
Titty came out at WrestleMania.
Really? Yeah. Whom's? Charlotte Flair's. Really? I saw a titty come out this year. That's how you should sell it. Titty came out at WrestleMania. Really?
Yeah.
Whom's?
Charlotte Flair's.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I remember that.
That was all over the internet.
I'll try it out.
Damn, Sass.
I forgot I had Pac-Man's number.
I just told him bring that money.
Christmas gifts for my kids.
ATM.
He's an ATM for me.
Yeah.
Bobby Lang does your dirty work.
Bobby Lang will keep beating him.
2K.
Done.
2.3K.
Yeah, 2.3K.
I think it was 500, but I'm not going to fight Pac-Man on that.
I can't see you making a 300.
I remember he gave me half and then was like,
I'll give you that other half.
When I fight again, I was like, uh- uh-oh no problem he throws a party though he got off the floor of the hotel
it was like the sixth floor the top floor of the hotel and people were
spilling out of this conference room or something just getting shit-faced yeah it's in Providence
Providence Rhode Island hell yeah you yeah. You in the building?
Please, bro.
You're in O'Malley's walkout crew.
No, no.
I don't do that.
Why?
I've already been in a walkout crew.
I don't need to do that again.
So you would do it for AB, but you wouldn't do it for OM?
I got kind of wrapped into that.
By who?
Myself.
Yeah, why don't you wrap yourself back into it?
I heard it sold a lot of fights, the fact that you were there.
Yeah, I'm sure it did, bro.
Who is O'Malley fighting?
Did they announce it yet?
I feel like I haven't seen who.
I don't know.
She was in Arizona this past weekend opening that bar up.
It looked like she was training, that's for sure.
Sass, whose side are you on?
Come on, Sass.
By the way, should we end the show because everyone's going to go watch USA?
Oh, yeah, go USA.
This is going to happen right now.
I would assume that people want to watch.
Who are we playing again?
Wales.
Wales.
Who is supposed to win?
Who's going to win?
Us.
It seems like a toss-up.
Toss-up.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're a short favorite.
No, we're winning.
Okay, sorry.
Better.
I believe that we will win.
I don't like that one.
I believe that we will win.
I believe that we will win.
Rome got two big goals from Iran.
Wait, did you say Iran?
People were saying it's Iran.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
Budweiser said they're giving all, whatever
country wins the World Cup, as long as it's not
Qatar, well, it can't be Qatar or Iran.
They're giving all the beer that was supposed to go
to the World Cup to that country.
It's like, go party, here's the beer.
Did you guys see Donnie's story?
He was drinking a Budweiser.
Why is he posting that?
I don't know.
He posted it in restaurants.
No, but he posted a picture with the vodka in the water bottle
on the way to the game.
Oh, I know.
He's like, Donnie, what are you doing, man?
Well, he's been a dissident before.
He was in China living on the seat of his pants.
They could have easily at any time grabbed him up in China
for filming and making a mockery of their culture.
Yeah, but...
Well, the winning country gets all that beer, so if it's the USA,
a lot of Budweiser, that's a lot of...
Where are they going to put it?
Are they just going to leave it out on pallets during the protests?
That's a good point. Pallets of Budweiser?
The way they used to do cinder blocks?
I don't know.
Are we going to do this?
Yeah.
Go USA.
We've got to go do the pro football show and go USA.
See everyone here tomorrow?
Yes.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out as well.
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Guaranteed. All right, so wait. Who's out
tomorrow? I'm out tomorrow.
Maybe you're out? I'm out, yeah.
Okay, you're in, Roan? I'm in.
I will be in. I might be a few
minutes late, but I'm in. I'm jealous that
you guys have been getting shit-faced. Maybe a little bit.
Oh, I'm down. Who's tomorrow? Yes, I'm
down. I'm down. I mean, is it too
early for eggnog? I had some eggnog this past
weekend. If you tell me what you made the other day, I would make those.
Everyone's asking me.
I told, yeah, the recipe is, it's Pennsylvania Dush, pumpkin spice liqueur, heavy cream,
vodka, and then I just put pumpkin spice whipped cream and cinnamon on top.
Maybe I'll make a couple of those little fellas.
Let's have a couple of drinks tomorrow.
Just a couple of critics.
I mean, it's kind of like the Tuesday before Thanksgiving is a lot of like last day of school vibes.
Yeah, it's a holiday and the next day is the biggest drinking day.
I think we should really prime our audience, you know.
For that.
And Wednesday, there will be no show Wednesday, but we will have the barstool or the yak basketball 30 for 30, which I went and did some behind-the-scenes stuff.
It's going to be great.
It's talking about the entire genesis of it
and where it's going, and very excited for that.
So we'll debut that at 1 p.m. on Wednesday
for all the sad sacks.
Quit your job.
If you have to work all day this Wednesday or Friday,
quit your fucking job.
We'll hire you.
We'll hire you.
See the people that get in this? No job. We'll hire you. We'll hire you. See the people that get in this?
Yeah, no problem.
We'll hire you.
Yeah.
For sure.
Quit your job.
Come with us.
Join with us.
Do an eating feat maybe.
Yeah.
I'll be in Brandon and he'll process here.
Yeah.
Brandon will hire anyone.
Brandon needs an assistant.
He'll hire anyone who quits their job.
Any Tennessee fans.
You got to quit your job before you DM him.
Yeah.
Tennessee fans.
Yeah. Giving you a hell of a him. Yeah. Tennessee fans. Yeah.
Giving you a hell of a time.
Yeah.
Just a casual death threat on the timeline.
Hell of a time.
And guess what?
I ID'd him.
You did?
Kyle found him for me.
I spent like a while doing it.
Fuck yes, Kyle.
Found his mom.
He found the school he went to.
He found the...
What I had to do to get there was pretty...
Did you blast him?
No, I just know his name.
You'd be a great girl.
Girls love doing this.
Hey, buddy.
You did it unprompted.
I had to go back to someone who tweeted a picture at him in 2014.
I saw the acronym on the sweater he was wearing, looked it up, found the name of the school,
and I had to do a lot of research on his last name and his mutual followers.
Found him, and what a thrill it was.
What school?
What school?
I don't care.
That's fine, right?
That's a shame.
I didn't think that was the values you learned at Christ Presbyterian Academy.
Oh, yeah.
You scumbag.
You got a watchdog.
Actual death threats to Brandon.
We know who you are.
Mm-hmm.
Got his picture.
Know his mom.
And his mom tends to favor the other son.
Yeah, and I'm not trying to get...
Oh, no.
That's probably why.
That's got to be...
I actually felt sad looking at him.
I was like, I kind of felt sympathy toward him for a little bit.
But this is one of those things that needs to be said out loud because we all give Brandon shit here
but I can speak for myself
and the Yak fans. We're an army.
Don't
piss us off.
That's fucked up to send a legitimate
death threat to Brandon. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy.
That was wild. That was a lot.
Let's go ask your mom for a hug.
She ain't giving it to you.
She ain't giving that fucking loser a hug.
Hug your brother.
All right.
We'll see everyone tomorrow. It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.