The Yak - Cheah is Tasked with a New Cuisine | The Yak 5-14-24

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Hey, Mark, pass the Tardy sauce. Roback.com, Q-Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts. I don't know. That's Ben Tardy's job security here.com, Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. I don't know. That's Ben Tardy's job security here. Yeah.

It's a place to do it at this company. Roback.com, promo code YAK, 20% off your first purchase. Not anything related to that, Nick. What's up, man? I've been told that the new intern who arrived today, I think she's a young woman, and Mincy has asked her to come on Wake Up Mincy 20 times. Yeah, I have not seen them not talking. Oh, no. Wait.

They're just caught. 20? Steven, did you say hi to Woj? Yeah. Oh, he even got a new haircut for it. Yeah, you did get a new haircut for Woj. He looks cute. You love Woj. Yeah, he even got a new haircut for it. Yeah, he did get a haircut for Woj. He looks so cute. You love Woj.

Yeah, 20 times. Like, as in 20 actually? 20, yeah. Nearly two dozen? 20, yeah. Nearly two dozen. So she got tardy sauce all over her? Yeah, she got tardy.

What is the internship process looking like here? I don't know. What do you mean? I think we bring them in, they stick around for three months, and then they just work here. Yeah, they just get a job. As long as they don't do anything really stupid,

they just get a job. Yeah, I think so. I think Gaz judges them off taste. And smell? Yeah. Skin taste. Smell, yeah. Yeah.

Gaz licking all the... Wouldn't shock me. You taste like you would be a really good kid. I will say that we do have, I think, I think we have five interns, and I think it might be three or four women and one man, so probably Gaz's taste. We're progressing.

Yeah, yeah, no, Gaz, even Gaz gets a little bored. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was just, that's probably what's going on. Whose jacket is this? I thought it was yours. That's mine. Oh. No, it's not.

That's too swaggy for me. You just want that. Yeah, I'm going to cop it, though. For sure. Yeah, this has been on my seat for, like, the last few days. I saw you wearing it. Wasn't that not an opening day jacket? Was it?

I don't know. I've been waiting for someone to come get it. You wore that on the show Friday. Yeah yeah that's right i did yeah you did i did that's right oh yeah fuck dude this is my jacket hey titus i got a question for you what's up um do you have a beef with anyone who's coming to the office the last day uh yeah a lot of people no but anyone who's coming oh yeah yeah you do not like a beef with him i just think he's i don't like him oh i didn't realize because i don't i'm not you guys walked by each other in the hallway and you didn't well wait what am i supposed to do yeah i didn't know

i didn't know yeah what like a rico bosco beef with woj no that's what i don't understand what's going on right now what do you mean like like I don't know. I've had three different people walk in like, oh my god, did you see who's here? And I was like, yeah, it's Woj. I don't like it. It's fine. I've been in the same building with people I don't like a lot. I do it every day on this show. It's Kate. Hello.

No, I'm not the biggest Woj. Are we about to see him? Because I don't know if I will. Is it the equivalent of like a band I think music isn't good coming in? Yeah, yeah. It's not personal. No, it's not personal. I don't like what he does.

I don't like what he does. I think he's bad for the sport. Is there one particular thing you could point to? Here's an example of why he gives you the ick. It's all. It's just his entire. It's the insider genre. His aura?

This is also. You're using TikTok jargon. Yeah. He's a great guy. We had him on. Great interview coming on. Pardon my take tomorrow. This actually, Brandon, you need to capitalize on this because Titus's thoughts on insiders

is exactly where the pro Che thing will end. Yeah. Che loves insiders is exactly where the pro-Che thing will end. Yeah. Che loves insiders. They're his favorite people. Che thinks that Woj and Schefter are the greatest journalists of all time. The best of us. I want to get rid of them all.

Yeah. I want to mute them on Twitter. I don't want to genocide them. Those two plus Wendy are the tops. If you could fuck anyone in the world. Do these dudes write about athletes? No.

So why do you like them journalistically? They pry. Steven likes information. I like the information aspect. I mean, those guys work incredibly hard. Like Woj is most notably skipped flights and stuff like that because he's waiting for a scoop. Those guys literally dedicate their lives to providing. But they exert no creative energy into giving insight on any athlete.

That's what Steven's brain loves. He doesn't like creative energy. It's just fact. I'm not trying to read books. I'm trying to learn things quickly, in which case those guys are the best. Reading books would help with that. Yeah, reading books would help learn things. Without these guys, you would never know. I'm trying to read books. I'm trying to learn things quickly, in which case those guys are the best. Reading books would help with that. Yeah, reading books would help learn things. Without these guys, you would never know.

I'm trying to learn shit. You would never know about roster moves. There's no other way. We would. Oh, shit, that's right. We would like 10 seconds later. 10 seconds later. Yeah, 10 seconds later, we would still know about it.

Oh, no, this is the world against Jay. Are those guys very competitive amongst each other? Oh, yeah. Do they hate each other? Oh, yeah. It's just cutthroat. But what lengths do they go? Do they go through garbage cans. Oh, yeah. Do they hate each other? Oh, yeah. It's just cutthroat. But, like, what lengths do they go? Do they go through garbage cans?

Oh, maybe. I mean, Woes Against Shams is one of the great rivalries. Yeah. Shafty versus Rapport. Steven, you get a nice little fade there. What's going on? I did. Crispy.

Oh, yeah. Crispy. Yeah, had one this morning. Shout out to my guy also named TJ on Rolling Meadows. Usually you get a haircut after you're guilty of doing something. Is that because you almost poisoned this entire show yesterday? I've never felt worse. What time did y'all stop feeling the effects?

Yes, I stopped feeling the effects after I ate a full meal around 8 o'clock. I was still breathing kerosene like so. I had dinner around 8, and I wasn't hungry. I had to force it just to get some sort of lining. Yeah. I shit 10 times. You did? Yeah.

I was just burping gas. I'm surprised no one got actually sick. Titus, you did well. Yeah, I feel great. I got one of the good burgers. Of which there are many. No, there were zero. There were zero good burgers.

The burgers were good. It was the fact that we were on a time crunch and I didn't have the time to wait for the... The burgers were good. The taste wasn't. Yeah, exactly. That's unironically what he texted to the group. I'm going to try to find his text. He did something more frustrating. He said to me afterwards, all right, exactly. That's unironically what he texted to the group. I'm trying to find his text.

He did something more frustrating. He said to me afterwards, all right, well, that's it. I'm out on charcoal. You didn't. No, he should be. No. Brandon, you've got to. He cooked with a tiny grill and a bag of match light.

Chase's text to the group was, I think the burgers after the first one were pretty good. That being said, I did get the lighter fluid aftertaste, and that was no bueno. That seems pretty important. I don't want aftertaste, and that was no bueno. That seems pretty important. I don't want any part of my meal to be no bueno. That's accurate. Burgers tasted good in the moment, and then very bad aftertaste due to the chocolate. It wasn't aftertaste.

It was immediate taste and aftertaste. It was actually bad taste that got worse taste. I think also I kept scrolling past pictures of that one particularly smooth burger. Oh, yeah. And that made me feel sick all over again. You look like a brain. That's also kind of mean.

That was taken very out of context. No, it wasn't. I wasn't serving that. I was not serving that. Jay, listen, your best friends in the entire world didn't really like them. Those burgers are like those ice cubes. That was a chef's retreat right there.

Report, Che's best friends didn't like his burger. That was a photo of before I had flipped them, and I didn't know if I was supposed to put the cover on or not. I did put the cover on. Why are they softballs? They look worse after you flipped them. That's the one.

Those were not served. But why are they softballs, Jay? I like to make a thick burger. Did anyone send you a new grill? I did just get a package. Paige gave it to me right before I came in, but I put it down because... Go see the package.

We just might have to eat burgers. Again? Again? How many days can we eat Che's poison burgers? This box is small too. Oh yeah, that's not a grill. We'll open it anyway, Che. Let's see.

What could that be? Maybe it's a griddle. Oh, it could be. Yeah, like the little kerosene grills. Yeah. There's probably so many scissors right beside it. Oh yeah. This is going to take forever.

Okay. Zal looks different. I don't think so. Zal's living his life in Zimbabwe. Oh, that's right. Oh, no. It could be anything. Fuck me.

That really... Oh, shit. It's a pussy. Oh, it's a grill. God fucking damn it. What is it? Riddle all right all right, so I guess I got over there Shay. It's on the picture is that breakfast Alright Well, I think I'd a flap deck under drawer. I want you to set that up right in the studio, right at your desk.

I wouldn't mind breakfast. Can we just cut upstairs randomly to see if Mitzi's still talking to the intern? All right, Che, what do you want to cook? You want to do burgers again? You want to do, like, sausages? Oh, wait. No, that's. He's on the move.

Let's do apple sauerkraut. That's the answer. That's her. She shouldn't have waved at him. She shouldn't have waved at him. She shouldn't have waved at him. He was going to. Chaps cut him off. It's been unbelievable.

Oh, Mincy. So what is she doing specifically? She's an intern on Wake Up Mincy. As if we just hired a bunch of interns for Wake Up Nancy. I can imagine that. We did it for... Che, what would you like to grill? Let's do apples to apples. Let's go burgers again.

No. Well, that way we can see... He's right. Now, though, we have a base... It's slightly better than it's not funny. Give us, like, breakfast taco. We did it for tacos? Oh, breakfast taco sounds great.

That's awesome. I would love a breakfast taco. There's no way you can make a breakfast taco. I'm actually a decent? Oh, breakfast taco sounds great. Breakfast taco is awesome. I would love a breakfast taco. There's no way you can make a breakfast taco. I'm actually a decent cook. No, you're not. I don't grill. I don't grill. That's crazy.

I don't grill. That's crazy. That's crazy. All right, so we doing hamburgers again? I don't think. No, no. Fuck it. No, no, no, no.

Sausages could kill us. Secondly. True. Hamburgers are the only one. We can't do chicken. Hamburgers are a one-to-one comparison to yesterday. But if we do hamburgers, they're probably going to be better, and then what? Fair.

Nah, you guys are giant haters. There's going to be no fire. We're giant haters? I am a pretty good cook. I don't grill. And you don't say you're good at stuff when you're not. Yeah. You're almost 40.

It's crazy. You never grill. Like Donnie probably wouldn't call himself a griller. He is a great chef, but he knows how to grill. You don't know how to do it at all. What about? Which leads me to believe you're not a good cook. A piece of bacon dipped in pancake.

It's like a stick. Yeah, now we're doing tricks on it. Kate, do you just want a piece of bacon that's cooked on a pancake? Yes. You're doing hamburgers? on it. Okay. Kate, do you just want a piece of bacon that's cooked on a pancake? Yes. You're doing hamburgers? Do breakfast. Do breakfast. I think breakfast. There's no way you want to try breakfast.

He says he can. What kind of sausage would you make? I do the cooking in my household. All right, breakfast tacos? I'd love a steak, honestly. What do the people want? Yeah, why don't we just do... Everybody order what you want.

Yeah, what do you guys want? A buffet. Oh. I want you to put the... You'll put a want. Yeah, what do you guys want? A little buffet. Oh. I want you to put the... You'll put a table right out here, and you can do it right there, because I think that's... Is that electrical? I'm sure. Yeah.

Outlet, I assume? Maybe just a Che talent showcase. All right, Che, what do you want to cook? You tell us what you want to cook. Find me some ingredients. I'll surprise you boys. You said it was electrical. Let's let him scratch.

Let's make him do chopped. All right. Yeah, Jay, leave the room. Leave the room. Leave. We're going to come up with the ingredients. Leave. Just make sure they're like, taste good.

We're the ones eating it. Yeah, we want it to be good. He forgot about that part. Why would we get garbage we then have to eat? Alright, so, chopped episode. What are we getting him? You want to just throw some eggs in there, see what he does? I still want bacon.

I would love some bacon. You guys just want breakfast. Eat before the show. I did. Let's think of a meat, a protein. Salmon. No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Steak is not a bad idea. Steak. Steak and eggs. Steak and eggs. He can fuck up skirt steak. You think so? And some hash browns. Yeah. Hash browns are tough.

I want to see hash browns on that skillet. I want to see them work. Those are hard to fuck up. Okay. I've added that and hash browns. One. Do you just want to give them a banana and see what happens? Or an entire fish.

Oh, yeah. Oh, like a whole fish. Franzina? That's a wild card. Yeah. The wild card. Give him a squid. Squid.

Squid. That's going to ruin everything. They don't have squid. Do they have octopi of any kind? Yeah. Or a lobster. A living lobster. Have him kill it.

Oh. They have lobster tail. What's something difficult to... This, again, is going to hurt us. Clams. Get him an eggplant. See what he does with it. Like that.

Like that a lot. Eggplant. I'm going to give him two eggplants. Truffles. Dark chocolate. Look at how he's looking at the box. This man who says give him two eggplants. Truffles. Dark chocolate. Look at how he's looking at the box. This man who says he's a good cook. We got eggs.

We got two pounds of skirt steak, hash browns, and an eggplant. Some type of bread material. A pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. Or a coconut. Should we give him wraps? So he's got to use all of these.

Wraps. A wrap. Oh, yeah, something to tie it all together for the. Okay. And then tortillas. I like that. Okay. Cool.

All right. Cool, cool, cool. This is not going to backfire on us at all. No. This could be worse. Oh, undoubtedly will be worse. I'd also like to point out that he started this process looking for a grill to cook

and it's very likely he's going to settle on this griddle which is just a flat top and he's going to like that you can do it inside so not a grill at all not even close you know how I know it's not a grill? it's because it has a different name

they look different he's going to struggle to plug it in somewhere. Now he's got it. That tiny desk is funny, though. Yeah. Yeah, it's like NPR with the tiny desk. It actually should. Make him create music and dance.

Yeah. Tiny griddle. Yeah, tiny griddle. What? Should I just do this in the kitchen? No, because Chef Donnie's doing a shoot. So you're going to have to do it right there. Wait, so he's not going to have Chef Donnie as a backup?

Nope. This is easier, though. Yeah. Yeah, this is way easier. Yeah, we don't need to start two fires to get the grill going this time. That was nuts He's gonna make a mess is it? What can we get him how about you I was

Yeah Don't make us look bad No, there's we can't we will be able to tomorrow why oh you guys are doing a bocce tomorrow Yeah, cuz you said you were gonna do it on me. do it. It's been tough to get some of the stuff. But the little pissing boys just came in. Oh, nice. The LPBs. So are you guys going to do it live?

Oh, no. For an episode of Donnie's show. Yeah. Has your first episode gone out yet? No, but the second and third have. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah.

All right, I need to get pissed real quick because i went from interview to interview all right see you man i'll be right back brandon gonna miss you that's a good guy i don't care what y'all say i i'll say it i'll say it speak kindly on him should we just be quiet till he gets back yeah who else do you have beefs with mark any family members i don't know woe seems to be the one yeah i do like the idea when somebody comes in here that we mildly disagree with there's other people say like yeah it was really solely shoved a camera in my face he's like what do you think and i said what are you talking about? And he's like, well, what do you think? I was like, what is going on? I don't know.

I think they assumed that like Woj walking in, I was going to try to break in. Was somebody in here? You were like, Brandon doesn't like WWE. Oh, it was. No, you just ignore them like a normal human. Right. Him and Filipowski, actually.

Oh, yeah, Filipowski. Yeah. Is Woj aware you don't like him? Or is he like, that's Titus, or he doesn't know? I don't know. Maybe. It wouldn't surprise me, but I also don't expect it. But he's never said, I don't like Woj.

It's always like. I can't advance his career, so he probably doesn't know who I am. He doesn't give a fuck about me. But everyone who can, he'll suck their dick all day. I have never been public with anybody I don't like. I might do it. Who is it? I don't know. I might do it. Who is it? I don't know.

I know some dudes you hate. Yeah? Deep down, yeah. There's an old newscaster for Wheeling, Tate Blanchard, followed me on Twitter and then he unfollowed me.

Really? Yeah. Shit. I hate that. Yeah. It's tough. You didn't like Tate Blanchard? Tate's are all big busts.

Yeah. Or have big busts or are our co-worker no I need to come forward with somebody I dislike having a public beef is pretty cool I might do like an announcement day with like the hat I'm too afraid to have

public beef I don't think I can afford to yeah you do have a bunch of them, Brandon. Mook, it might be awesome for you. Yeah. If I beef with someone. Yeah, that would be a breakthrough for you. I'm just like very non-confrontational.

That's the last thing I would say. I think you are confrontational. To you. You just run from confrontation. Oh, yeah, for sure. Big Cat, do you publicly dislike somebody? Yeah. Yeah, there's a few.

Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. What's that woman's name? Julie DeCaro. Okay. Zach Eadie. Not anymore, but used to. Taylor Swift.

I actually like Taylor Swift. I want to see her. But I like her. Who else? There's got to be some more people i publicly dislike you will uh like talk shit on someone openly on twitter yeah but publicly dislike why do you guys have no no one i got a bunch oh oh yeah you have everyone yeah everyone you've blocked no i don't mind them they just got a bunch. Oh, yeah, you have everyone. Yeah. Everyone you've blocked. No, I don't mind them. They just got to...

Somebody that has the potential of coming in the office. Oh. Billy Football? Yeah. Yeah. His new podcast, he's doing a good job. He's grinding. Killing it.

Put out like six episodes, which I'm proud of him for that. So I feel like of him for that. So I feel like he's found it. Good. Found his thing. I hate to do this to my guy because I do love Kyle, but did you see the dozen clip? Oh, my.

I wanted to offer you a chance to just be therapeutic about it. Nicky Smokes. He got a geography question that I didn't know. What? Yeah. Nicky Smokes. He got a geography question that I didn't know. What? Yeah. Nicky Smokes? Yeah. It was very hard to watch.

I'm not. I didn't watch it. Where did this happen? This was, I know what. Oh. Yeah, this. First off, do you guys know this? Wait, wait, wait.

You will never believe who this is. I feel you can get it. What is the only country that shares a land border with Denmark? Russia? Germany? Finland? Finland. Somebody was right. What is the only country that shares a land border with Denmark? The Netherlands? Belgium.

Denmark. It's in Europe. Switzerland? Look at this hair. Finland. Switzerland. Look at this hair. Finland. Nope. Iceland. Iceland's an island.

Iceland's a fucking idiot. The fuck do I know? I've never been to fucking college. I've been to college. Germany. Oh! I got it. It's Germany.

The Netherlands. Kyle! I was stunned. I was stunned I was stunned I'm not I actually don't know borders at all I'm not a boundary guy

I like to cross them Damn Does that hurt? Yeah it was it ruined the trajectory like the whole day all I thought about Damn

Danny Conrad fell down the steps twice yesterday What do you mean? Early in the morning fell down and then at the end of the day I think he fell down like the bottom yesterday what do you mean early in the morning fell down and then at the end of the day i think he fell down like the bottom five like these hard ass yeah damn is he

okay i don't know did he tumble yeah first time yes not like jason derulo but okay like on his butt damn that's bad i know i don't know what's going on with him once is whatever but twice like you i feel like that's a sign of something bad's happening He was like genuinely embarrassed too Yeah he should be Absolutely A big fall big tumble Front of people

Did you see him No he just told me What's up Che He's just looking at us No Thanks for that i do have a schedule in my head appreciated that yeah is he is the haircut a little it. I don't like it. He has a lot of side. Yeah. It's almost like a thick mohawk.

No, sometimes I get that without wanting it. A lot of side? Is it a dark hair thing? I ask for like two or three on the side and then trim the top, and sometimes they go too high up with the. I don't know what it is, but something about it is bothering me. What is with the i don't know what it is but something about it is bothering what is what is this i don't know another grill why do they got a big box oh that's actually a good call they're gonna put a box underneath in case he spills

yeah thank you yeah yeah he is oh yeah jay walk closer to the camera a little bit Kim Jong Chae Right there you're good Yup He gave him some baggy pants Your people are starving Steve Us We're hungry We're very hungry

Yeah I ordered. Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Don't you worry your little head. It's been set up. Not by you. Don't do that to your hands. Never, never. If Che were a dictator, what do you think that country would be like?

Oh, man. Bad. Yeah, really bad. He doesn't know anything other than sports. He doesn't really know sports. No, he just knows one. Yeah, but he doesn't even really know that one. It's team.

Yeah, he knows team. Yeah, I think the trusted data is dangerously close to being even for the year, which is a brutal, brutal thing to spend as much time and energy. I'd rather lose like 100 units. At least I accomplished something. All that research for a coin toss. Yeah. I just randomly thought about the Giovanni Bernard song yesterday.

Oh, that was great. So goddamn funny. He made you cry when he sang you goodbye. Can we turn off the mics out there, or is it just people are talking? I think it's just, that's not mic, that's just pure noise. The lacrosse boys? Yeah, lacrosse boys. Paul Rabel's here. He's gonna do the gauntlet later. He's gonna crush it.

Oh, he's gonna do the rape. Yeah, he probably is gonna crush it. Fuck. Is that Dukes? Is that Dukes? Oh, Dukes? Oh, Dukes. Oh, yeah. Let's get him dizzy. Let's get him gauntleted. Dukes.

Dukes. Let's get him undressed. Get Dukes in here. Oh, I don't like how you always walk him. That's how he always walks. I don't think works for Barstool anymore. I don't think it works for PLL. He's a little small stepping guy.

What's up? Dukes. Hey, what's up, Dukes? What's going on? Hey, sit down. Why are you acting like that? Yeah, why are you acting like that? What do you mean?

We saw you every single day for years. You don't need to be. You have an energy. It's been like a couple months or years. Sure has. What's up, dudes? Yeah. It does feel like it's been a couple months or years.

Is this on? Yeah. Yeah. Do you work for the PLL now? No. I just like lacrosse. Yeah. Loves it.

Yeah. It's just fun to just talk about, do things with. They're like, can you come out and do lacrosse things with us? I was like, sure. I'm here. That's Dukes. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. So what's going on? Sometimes it feels like I work for them. Yeah. Yeah. But what's going on? What's going on in the land of Dukes? He looks younger. I know. So what's going on? Sometimes it feels like I work for them. Yeah. Yeah. But what's going on? What's going on in the land of Dukes? He looks younger.

I know. You've got pressure. I lost 30 pounds. You're a whippersnapper. Oh, you did? I lost 30 pounds. How? Running a lot.

Okay. Weightlifting. Eating less than I did during football season. I'd say the less streams this year in the New York office led to healthier eating. Got it. He looked good. yeah you had a quarter life crisis so i ran a half marathon oh that's great yeah nice yeah you didn't want to commit to the full i'm doing the full now just fully committing to the quarter life crisis got it yeah

how old are you 26 okay 25 in there oh 25 turning 20 which makes sense how old are you? Yeah, 25. Still can't speak. Okay. When is your birthday? June 12th. Oh, okay. You're getting close. Yeah, yeah. So you just decided to hop to 26 a little early.

Yeah, I'm going to use that. Round up. Yeah, smart. I always, like, even, like, since last June, I've been saying I'm 26. How do you have a quarter-life crisis at Barstool? Like, everyone has a quarter-life crisis, and they're like, I want to work at Barstool. For me, it's health-wise.

Bingo. Oh, it wasn't health. No mentals. You don't seem like a guy who can get sad. You can, but hanging around Rico Bosco, you're like, I'm doing better than that guy. Yeah, true. Good point. You had a phase where you kept on falling off your bike, right?

On his face. You kept on falling on your bike on his face. All the time on your light on his face all the time city bikes yeah you you land on your face like a like three weeks in a row yes i actually tripped in the airport here like walking over my feet yeah i fall a lot all right yeah you're still doing lacrosse things with billy or has he transitioned to politics and left you in the dust crack yeah he's kind of hitting on like all the white things like politics lacrosse uh audio crack it's kind of cornering that market yeah billy comes in once in a while okay yeah yeah yeah you're gonna get on audio crack i would like to i mean i told him i'd help him out with it but he

says he has guys oh yeah. Yeah, he has guys. So you've been replaced. It feels like it. What else have you been working on? You obviously do Pick Central. You do Healthy Debate. Right. Lacrosse things.

Lacrosse things. Gambling. Just your gambling. Gambling. Yeah. Yourself. Yeah. I gamble.

And then I work the streams. I help out with Titus. I'm on the socials for the Titus show. Yeah. Do a great job. Yeah. But mostly on the camera stuff, it's Pick Central and Healthy Debate nowadays. Yeah.

Is the Pick Central beef real? I mean, Clemory just likes to yell. Clemory's just yelling all the time. Yeah, he's just an angry guy. Yeah, he's got a lot of animosity. Has he gone after you yet? Oh, yeah. Really?

Over what? Patriots and Jets jets he's like an old angry jets fan okay um he does he doesn't like the way that i uh have an outlook on fandom for the patriots what what what do you mean i think that the jets are always going to be screwed i'm like i've seen this story like 20 times like he's saying the jets are going to win the super bowl i'm like oh you gotta account for injuries and then I think you're probably right you're right yeah you're you're more right than oh the grill is on you can see the heat coming off it grill is officially on uh okay so what else I mean I want you know everything good love life good love life's good

yeah yeah I'll be topping the gig here I'll's in Indiana now, so you don't have to worry about that. Yeah, thank God. Yeah. That was a big problem. They're playing the Knicks. So he actually is in New York right now, and you're not. Oh, boy. Yeah, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. Obi Toppin. Yeah, I know the story. I know the story, yeah. Oh, that's right. Now he's in New York He definitely did You think?

Your girlfriend would FaceTime him while you were in bed together Right We also had a national championship to win So that was the forefront of my mind Anything for the team Everyone has a role to play Yeah but he's in New York and you're here Right

It's a new girl And I'm even more terrified Damn She lives closer to Madison Square Garden Oh no He was probably there last night When did you get here? This morning

Did you see her last night? He didn't probably there last night. When did you get here? This morning. Okay. Did you see her last night? He didn't Snapchat her last night. Did you bump into him in the hallway as you were leaving? Oh, shit. I hope he's here. What are you doing here? Yeah.

Have you cried recently since that Dayton video? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I actually had your back on that. You can cry. Yeah. I don't know what it was. I actually had your back on that. You can cry. Yeah. I don't know what it was. I think it might have been drugs. You played with the drugs.

It was the drugs you were. Yeah. That might have been it. Yeah, dude. That's exactly what it was. It was also like seeing college kids really happy about Dayton made me happy. Be like, wow, I wish I had this when I was a student. But, yeah, it might have been the 10 high noons.

It might have been the activities. The activities. You've got to find that clip. I mean, it was ridiculous, but it's also sports fandom. Like, that's just – That's good major basketball. Yeah. Like a first-round win, that does bring a man to tears.

Yeah. You've got to let some emotion out. Yeah. It's pent up. It's good to see you guys, though. People shit on you. I miss Dukes. Yeah, if your friend does that and you don't bust his balls, then he's not really emotion out. It's pent up. It's good to see you guys, though. People shit on you. I miss Dukes. Yeah, if your friend does that and you don't bust his balls,

then he's not really your friend. You have to bust his balls. You have to bust his balls. But I also wasn't like, Dukes, this is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen. It's crazy you cried, but I also like it's sports. In the moment, I couldn't believe that I was getting shit for it. I understand how you got to that point, but I'm still going to point and laugh at you for being there.

But I'm not confused as to why you were crying. I'm just like, I cannot believe you actually are crying. I never understood people that cried during sports games either. And then there you were after you beat Nevada. That was in the final quarter. If you want to put it like that, I don't know why I cried. Have you ever cried over Mississippi State? A win?

Not over a win, no. Okay. Over a loss? Oh, yeah, tremendously. Like real, real tears? Here it is. You're crying like a family member died. Yeah, this is Dayton beating Nevada in the first round.

Was anyone else crying, Dukes? You know what? You got to say no. You almost gotta. You gotta. And you're pushing into your eyeballs so hard. I gotta stop the tears.

That makes you cry more. I think it was the breath you took, because that was the ugly cry. Go back a little. It was that first breath you took that's was the ugly cry Go back a little It was that first breath you took It's like I can't I'm peaking so hard

Go back a little more When he's down and then he comes up Here it is I don't know that This breath right here Right Hold on Oh that's beautiful

That's a good hug That one. That one. I tried to cry when the Cubs won the World Series. I couldn't do it. I tried to purposely, yeah. I was like, this is the coolest thing ever. I think I'm going to start crying.

I think I'm going to cry. And then I just couldn't do it. It's almost more awkward. I felt like I had to cry, but I couldn't cry. And then I started to cry. I don't know how that makes sense. No, it doesn't. You didn't have to cry.

We were overwhelmed with emotions. So you're saying you felt like you were going to cry, and then you did? Yeah. Okay, that's pretty logical. That's an A to B situation. Felt like I was going to cry? That's one of the most correct routes to crying.

Oh, no, I feel like I'm going to cry that's one of the most correct routes to crying oh no I feel like I'm going to cry and wouldn't you yes it happened you strike me as once in a while no I'm not a big cry guy I'm trying to think last time I cried world series win

I don't think I'm a sports guy I was emotional, but yeah, cry. I might have cried a little bit at the double doink, but it wasn't really a cry. It was more of like a... But that's not a celebration cry. It's not a celebration. No, yeah, that was a sad cry.

It was like a whimper. I think I've only cried at like deaths and then the slow realization that my life is seeping out of my body. Okay. Yeah. What about Marley and Me? Never saw it. I cried at Marley and Me.

Oh, the biggest I ever cried at media was when I finished the book Where the Red Fern Grows. I sat on my bed and cried for an hour. That's good. That probably feels therapeutic. Crying does feel good after. It feels awesome. There's a good riding dirt roads listen to sad country music

and getting that welling of tears oh yeah anytime i hear a cat in the cradle i'm like fuck i'm gonna yeah get a burst yeah fun fact you guys have songs that make you oh christmas shoes dude oh yeah the end of that song sucks that's just christmas shoe oh you know about Christmas shoes? We will rock you. That's not one. We will rock you. We will rock you. Was that Gary Glitter? Rock and roll part two. He was a pervert, wasn't he?

Rock and roll part two. A guy named Gary Glitter was a pervert? Bad guy. Why are you crying? Thinking about Gary Glitter. That's the most perverted name you could have. Yeah, it is. Look up Gary Glitter.

I've never seen a picture of Gary Glitter. I think he looks exactly how you think he should look. He's got glitter on him? I'm picturing him. I think so. If I'm picturing the right guy. I'm picturing Boy George. He did all the anthems, the stadium anthems.

He's famous for all those. And then he also- They stopped playing Rock and Roll Part II, but then it's coming back a little bit. Like Ole Miss. Oh! Yeah. Oh, no. All right.

Oh, no. And then what were the songs that Gary Glitter did? I think it was just Rock and Roll Part II. Rock and Roll Part II. No, no. He did several jock jam songs that are- Wait, you can't just do Rock and Roll Part 2. Do you want to touch me?

Did you do one? No, he had Rock and Roll at the top. Rock and Roll and the Rock and Roll Part 2. But I don't know what Rock and Roll is. I just know Rock and Roll Part 2. Rock on. He really rocked. Papa Oom-Wa-Wa.

Oh, that one? Papa Oom-Wa-Wa. Papa Oom-Wa-Wa. But that's just the part from Elvira. Oh. So what is Papa Oom-Wa-Wa? I don't know. Never heardau. Well, that's just the part from Elvira. Oh. So what is Papa Umau? I don't know. Never heard it.

He was a monster or just a pervert? I don't know. He did some bad stuff. I think he was pretty deep. Okay. He was pretty bad on the scale. Okay. What's not bad on the scale?

Che Guevara. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. For me, yeah. Yeah. Not bad. He's a... Oh, plural. Oh, some sub-bullets.

We got released. What, we released them into Vietnam? Some nesting. That's when the war was happening. They sent them there. That was our greatest weapon. Yeah, no. Oh, you got the old hard happening. They sent him there. That was our greatest weapon. Yeah, no. Oh, you got the old hard drive.

The old hard drive. Not good. 4,000. Those boys are collectors. Led on his yacht to Spain. Not good. Oh, God. A public hate figure.

No, duh. He changed his name to Larry Brilliante. Wait, what? That's really good. That just rhymes with Gary. Very similar. Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyonce. He told the locals his name was Larry

Brilliante and spent his time frequenting local bars and surfing the internet. That's bad. Cuba, Cambodia. He was detained over his previous sex offense spent four days

in jail before being released on bail he was deported from Cambodia to Thailand no one wanted this guy and he was in

Vietnam he released in Vietnam yeah bad guy he grew up to teenage oh Jesus Christ Gary Flutter's a bit of a buzzkill I feel like this is Yeah, bad guy. He grew up to teenage. Oh, Jesus Christ. Gary Glitter is a bit of a buzzkill.

I feel like this is a failure of the criminal justice system. We should have just. He was kind of telling us. You're perverted. You have to go to Thailand. Did he get banned from Thailand? How do you get banned from Thailand? They're still playing his songs at sports games, right?

They stopped, but they're kind of coming back, I guess. Yeah, because I feel like... I've heard it. Vietnamese money's called dong. Five million Vietnamese dong. Is he dead? I hope so. Yeah.

You're a gooder Not a good guy He got banned from Philippines Just fast forward To where is he now Oh he's not a He's a He's a

Oh Moore Oh Gary Oh my god He's not one of ours though He's a He's a Brit Yeah he's a Brit He's a Brit

So where is he now Is he alive Parole denied Oh so he's a Brit. He's a Brit. So where is he now? Is he alive? Parole denied. Oh, so he's in jail. He is in jail. All right, good. Whew. That was a wild.

Only took 40 years. That was a wild few paragraphs from old Gary Glitter, Larry Brilliante. Larry Brilliante. I'm not Gary Glitter. I'm Larry Gary Glitter I'm Larry Brilliant Alright well Dukes Maybe we'll do the gauntlet later

Maybe Nice to see you guys See you guys later See you Dukes You will Hey Dukes Remember when you did the Who should the MVP thing

Should have That was funny Oh yeah Remember that Remember that The player that they have here He was the person Who should have been the MVP

Oh really Yes Who should have was the person who should have been the MVP. Oh, really? Who should have? Who should have? The MVP should have been was Michael Sowers. Oh. Billy kid. That's crazy. All right.

See you, Dukes. I love Dukes. He's the best. Oh, man. He's just like. This is a good name to yell out. Dukes. He's just the perfect, like, bro.

Yeah. He was made. Who the MVP should have been? Who should the MVP should have been? He's the perfect bro. He was built in a bro lab. That's my favorite clip of any co-worker. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite clip of any co-worker. Oh, yeah.

That's number one. I watched it 10,000 times. Was that right when you started? Yeah. It was right when I got to Chicago, I think. When I was really immersing myself in this world. All right. Let's see who I'm working with.

And then FSU Brando made the parody song, and I watched that 10,000 times. Yeah. Who should I, who should I buy? Who should the MVP should I buy? All right, game time.

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Lowest price guaranteed with the game time app. We should have a hot grill and Stephen Shea. Stephen, it says it's going to be here in four minutes. He's going to fuck this up bad. He's going to fuck this up real bad. This is a great idea because either he fucks up and we get a point and laugh or he doesn't fuck up and we get good food. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. I think it's going to be the former. Well, no no there's also us getting kerosene poisoned which was yesterday Me and Gook Me and Mook Google

I'm out We were just talking about Stephen and that's all Me and Mook Googled Fuck. We're just talking about Steven and that's all. Yeah, as long as it's mine. Me and Mook Googled. Oh, boy. Am I fired? No, I think you're okay.

No. I'll sell water. You can't fire me. Get your own show. Oopsies. Me and Mook Googled butane poisoning. And? We're pretty good. Yeah, we're chill.

It's not going to kill you. Steven did put on here, has anyone ever siphoned gas? So he clearly was. He also said, do you use bleach for anything? I think he is plotting to poison. Yeah, kill us all. Speaking of siphoning gas, you see that dude at the gas pump? Oh, yeah.

Just jerking off with a gas pump up his ass. That rocks. He had a huge dick, too. No, I didn't. Dick out. Just ripping it. How is that speaking of siphoning gas? He was siphoning gas in a different way pump up his ass. That rocks. He had a huge dick. No, I didn't. Dick out. I was not speaking of siphoning gas. He was siphoning gas in a different way. Up his ass.

Where was this? I don't know. Who knows? Okay. But yeah, it was fucked up because he was about to get going and then someone made a noise. He looked over, saw the camera and stopped. Was it the regular gas pump or the diesel?

Oh my God, it's diesel. I'm such an idiot. Oh boy. I'm going to be ruined. I'm going to treat myself today. Appreciate you helping me out. Yeah, that guy had a big dick. Huge dick. And he just had a gas pump up his ass.

What a waste to live in right there. I have siphoned and swallowed gas before. That sucked. Siphoned illegally or illegally before. That sucked. Siphoned illegally? Illegally. Okay, yeah. Why? I didn't have gas for my moped.

And there's a bunch of mopeds right next to mine. I took a little bit of gas. Also swallowed some. How did you... I think that's fine. It didn't taste good. It comes out very fast. Yeah.

Very, very fast. Doesn't taste good? No, it does not. Gasoline didn't taste good comes out very fast yeah very very fast doesn't taste good no it does not gasoline does not taste good because it smells why was your mouth do you use the mouth to start the process you have to suck to start it but it comes really fast me too sounds about right yep and it's all over me damn that fast. I bet your dad did it. Siphon gas? Mine? Almost. Certainly. I never witnessed him. That was not one of the crimes I witnessed him commit. Was he a copper wire guy? I'll just say this.

Later in his life, when he got back to the meth, one time he told me that we were going to a friend of his house to help move some stuff. And so we get behind this house and in this shed and we're digging through stuff. And I said, why is your friend not home? He said, don't worry about him. He said I could do it. And he was enlisting me to steal.

Oh. Okay. Yeah. How'd you do? I got out. I realized what was happening. How old were you? I was 25.

Oh, you were. Oh. I had a job and was doing good and everything. The sheriff's department had come to me a couple weeks before and said, hey, your dad's starting to go down a bad path. You might want to

stay away. And I said, all right, but he wanted me to take him to pick something up, so I did. Yeah. Stephen, it's here. We were trying to steal. That's a – I didn't touch anything. You sure?

I'm sure. I'm sure. We joke, but you had a pretty traumatic upbringing. Oh, no, it was awful. Yeah, it's a fucking miracle. Yeah. It's a goddamn miracle. You said when he got back to the meth, so there was a time where he stopped doing meth?

Yeah, no, he went to rehab in 88, and then again a couple times. But there would always be like two years where it was good, and then it would fall back apart. Two years good, fall back apart. Two years good, fall back apart. But by 2004, when I was 25, he he was just fuck it I'd rather do this it's fun that he still wanted to hang out he identified well he needed a ride he wanted to bond with you

he needed a ride yeah yeah cool father son moment it was really nice it was really nice we used to go fishing together back when I was 6 or 7 he would hide his cocaine in my tackle box ooh so this was throughout your whole life We used to go fishing together back when I was six or seven. He would hide his cocaine in my tackle box. Cool. So this was throughout your whole life.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, it was early. It was fun. Good stuff. Cocaine in the tackle box? Yeah, yeah. That's a country music.

That actually makes fishing, like, a lot more fun. Yeah. It was always a guessing game to which drug is he on. Is he amped up or is he amped down? Huh? That would be interesting. He would ultimately just get mad at me and put me out of the boat and make me sit on the bank while he went and boated. Was there an age where you were like,

oh, this is when I'm realizing what is going on? No, no. It wasn't until after the rehab where I knew that that's what he was doing. And what age was that for you? I was 10. Oh, so you were young as hell. Yeah, I was young as hell, yeah. And did that make you like anti-drug?

No, I just didn't get the, I don't think I got the gene for it. I never got the desire for it. Did you ever do cocaine? One time, one night, and then I never touched it again. I tried it, and then I was like, I don't like this. Yeah, I don't like this yeah i don't have the gene for it yeah some people do some people just do it but like weed i i would i would try with my buddy and never really stuck with me i was fine doing i was fine doing it i was fine

not doing it so like i guess heroin is genetic too like only a certain percentage of people yeah feel those positive effects i wouldn't even know how to begin heroin. Oxycontin. Really? That's the... The gateway there? That's the off-ramp? That would bike it in even pills and then heroin.

Ready, Steven? Yeah, well, we announced it already. I'm looking at the pineapple. Let's say you don't have to use the pineapple because I don't know how you're going to cut it. I want to say, yeah. All right, fine. You use the pineapple.

You want me to use the eggplant? Yeah to say, yeah. All right, fine. You use the eggplant. Yeah. That's a secret ingredient. Secret ingredient. Okay. Should we make him use the pineapple? Is eggplant poisonous? Your chair is extra squeaky.

Yeah. Eggplant? Yeah, I think it's a nightshade. You're squeaking it up. I hear it now. Yeah, what the hell? I like the move. So are we leaving this to his interpretation?

Yeah, but I think, should we say no pineapple? Yeah, pineapple. Delay the whole thing. No pineapple. No pineapple. What's he? Is he making it his nose? It's not ripe, he said.

Oh. He doesn't know that. No. From sniffing the bottom of it? You don't know that from sniffing the butt. No way. Look it up. Look what up?

Pineapple butt. butt all right go ahead steven get going what is he gonna go with first are we gonna do a chop style like 20 minutes yeah sure 20 minutes how to tell if just make sure one of them's in like a piece of it is in it he doesn't know how to cook any of it. Why did you smell the bottom? Oh, damn it. He got you. But that's not what this one says. It says yielding texture, pineapples soften slightly as they ripen.

So give a pineapple a gentle squeeze. That's funny to think of just Stephen walking around the grocery store smelling pineapple butts. Smelling the ass of fruits. What is this guy doing? Do you think that's how he would pick his female, pick his mate? Like a dog? Sniffing the bottoms? Yeah.

We do let dogs get away with that shit. They love sniffing ass. Sniffing ass. Dogs are pests. Sex pests. Sniffing ass all the time. Do you think it's marketing from Big Pineapple that it makes your cum taste good? Yes.

I do too. Has to be. Can you just say that about stuff? Next yak coin. Watching the yak makes your cum taste good. Makes your cum taste good. Yeah. That's a scientific fact.

Makes your dick a little bigger and your cum a little fresher. Let's be honest. We probably have the worst tasting cum of any fan base. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to our boys in the chat. Boys in the chat. Fago Moon Myth.

It's goopy. I love our fans, but they have the worst fans. It smells like eggs. No matter what you type and send right now, it's... I know what it is. We'll put you guys up against any other fan base.

Oh, my God. Any. I hate Mukum could kill a person. No, those are actually decent. Those are decent dudes. Good sex drives. Yeah. Perfect viscosity.

This guy's got a head on those shoulders. Yeah, those are fine. You can't hold up the target, man. Perfect viscosity. This guy's got a head on his shoulders. Yeah, those are fine. You can't hold up the target, man. We should collect all of their cum. I don't know. Yeah, let's do it. Fuck it.

Hey, mail us your cum. They will. Don't say that. No, don't do that. But maybe do. It's kind of funny. Mail to Steven. He'll cook it on the griddle I think Kurt Cobain

used to mail Courtney Love his jizz what? I think so I think you wore a vial of her blood around his neck yeah

that was uh that was Angelina Jolie and oh that's who did that yeah uh what's the guy's name oh Billy Bob Billy Bob

and they were cousins second cousins you wouldn't think a guy named Billy Bob would be into that. Yeah, Angelina Jolie, like, snap of a finger, she went from white trash to, like, classy broad that just, like, is trying to save Africa.

I don't remember. They were long broken up, right? Big time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see the Brad Pitt time lapse? No. It's, like, a picture of him from every year since like 1982. I didn't know he was like almost 70.

No, he's not almost 70. Brad Pitt's not almost 70. No way he's almost 70. Oh, no, it was Johnny Depp. That's all I'm saying. Okay. I get him. But he looks significantly worse. Pitt doesn't.

Yeah, Pitt might be 60. Oh. 60 is relatively old. What's Johnny Depp? Well, Johnny Depp's got a lot of drugs going on Slightly affects the A lot 60

Almost 70 Almost 70 I take a couple plays off 60 is so close to 70 What's he cutting up? What is he cutting up? Call a Brandon Walker timeout. Yeah.

I didn't know we gave him a cuttable ingredient. That's eggplant. That's the eggplant? It must be. What's he doing with it? I don't know. You only have 16 minutes. Why are you cutting so much?

Get something on the grill, buddy. Nothing on the griddle yet. Che, could you fit one of those eggplants into the body armor bottle? What's he just putting it? What is that? That's the eggplant. It's something on the grill, buddy. Nothing on the griddle yet. Che, could you fit one of those eggplants into the body armor bottle? What's he just putting in? What is that? That's the eggplant. It's green. I thought eggplant was purple.

Yeah, I thought so, too. The skin is purple. The inside of the egg. You guys thought the inside was purple? No, I've never. I thought it was white. It is white. That's white.

It's white. It's green. Oh, a lot of oil. Wait, what? After? Yeah. You just put it there. Love the sound of a sizzle.

I would have put the hash browns on. That meat needs to get on pretty quick. Oh, hash browns also need to get on pretty quick. Is he only going to go one ingredient at a time? I think so. What is that? Salt? Salt.

That's good. That's good. That's good. I thought he was salting nothing. I didn't know he moved the meat. Salting the table? If he salted the table and then drug the meat across the salt, you wouldn't be totally shocked. No. If he did a line of salt. Not bad.

Not bad. You know that when he's in a restaurant He gets real sassy when they say Say when for the pepper Yeah you're just going to have to leave that Oh when Something like that Shut up dude I do like to test that though

Go a little past I was going to say you're definitely that guy I don't sassy it i just i do like a little pepper yeah so i'll and sometimes you get that eye contact where they're like damn this guy loves his never sitting like this right i'm like this is a lot of pepper you thought i was gonna say when but i haven't said it yet oh we got some cooking the plan is though i don't know. Just going with the eggplant on the side?

Has he put anything on the eggplant? He's got the eggs, too. He's got to put it in. Oil and salt? You pretty much almost have to fry eggplant to make it good. You can make it to baba ganoush. Oh, yeah, or eggplant parm. How many times has he salted his poor meat? That's a lot of salt.

I guess eggplant parm is fried. I don't know how to cook. Yeah guess eggplant parm is fried. I don't know how to cook. Yeah, eggplant parm is fried. Never cooked. Never seen a movie, never cooked. We're all going to get one bite. Cooking is very, I really enjoy the processing. Do you?

Yeah. I hate it. It calms me down. I'm trying to learn. I hate it so much. I have a simmering rage throughout me. I get panicked. I can prepare meat, but anything outside of that, I don't mind manning a grill.

I don't even like that. Nothing's better than grilling. I don't want to make anything. Turning on some music and just getting outside and being away from everybody. My thing is, if I want one or two cheeseburgers, I'm just going to order it. Yeah. Yeah. Think of all the cleanups.

You can make a better cheeseburger than you can order. I don't think. I could not. But you could. Not that Five Guys is better than any burger I've had grilled. If you play with the recipe and play with the ingredients and play with what you like, you could make a better burger for yourself. It's too much.

It's so much work. It's not that much work. If your burger is better than anything on the market, then why are you doing this? Why aren't you opening a burger joint? I like the taste of my burger better than anything on the market. You like the process, which is fine. You like the process, then why are you doing this? Why aren't you opening a burger joint? I like the taste of my burger better than anything on the market. You like the process, which is fine. You like the process, yeah.

I've just been resigned to being dishwasher in my house. That's the worst. Not if you get a free meal. You're energized. I'm dishwasher guy. Do you pre-wash them in the sink a little bit? Yeah, I'm to. Okay.

Yeah, I'm a dishwasher guy too, but I just fill them all. If the dishwasher's full, like you got to wash the pots and pans. I do the move where you just fill it with water and soap, and then you're like, we're going to let that sit overnight. Yep. And then my hope is you're just buying time. Yeah, somebody else. And someone else will come take care of it while it's sitting there. Oh, yeah.

I like doing both while the kids are screaming, while my boyfriend does his podcast. It's fun for me when I get home from work. I'm neither either. Yeah. That's what women are for. I used to do that move, the leaving stuff out.

That's the best move. Does it ever work? You don't want to touch that pot, honey. It's a little hot, so we're going to go ahead and put that in the sink. Just let that cool down, and then you just never touch it. Or I'll just clean a pan. I'll just soap and water and just be like, that's clean. Put it back? Yeah, that's fine.

I barely use this. You guys say so many things. Yeah, I run the forks just under water. If I'm putting no soap for the forks if I put a sandwich on a plate and put it back in oh yeah paper towels that's good

Brandon you ever fuck something up on purpose so your wife doesn't ask you to do it again no I have I'm entering I'm closing in on 20 years of marriage we have kind of gone into we got our roles our lanes and there's nothing. That's a sound strategy. Like the, I tried doing the laundry, but I fucking blew it.

I hate you guys so much. I blew it so much. I tried making the bed, can't do it. I botched that cunnilingus. I overload the laundry. That's my big thing because I wait so long and then it's like, well, I can't do this. You know what? You should do it so it gets done right. Guys, that meat was

not on that griddle long enough. No, it's not. He's done with the meat? That meat was on there for a second. He was done with the meat in two seconds. The eggplant's getting more attention than anything. Oh, he's going with the hash brown eggplant combo. Rarely seen. Maybe he'll put the steak back on once he moves this over.

He's not going to omelet the whole thing, is he? Oh, I hope not. Oh, fuck. He might omelet it. Not about the eggs. Don't omelet it. He's in an omelet posture right now. I think he's omeletting, boys.

Oh, more salt? Or pepper? Do you guys fuck up when you go to the grocery store? I fuck that up every time. Oh, that's my favorite thing to do in life. But do you fuck it up? No. Oh.

I got that thing down. I always just... I can never find anything. And not only that, but I'll always grab something, and then I'll get home, and my wife will be like, why'd you get lactose-free? It's not salt. I'm like, yeah, why'd you get this? And I'm like, ah, fuck.

There's nothing more exciting than finding a new grocery store, and it being a good one. When I got out here, I had like seven or eight to try. Nothing more exciting. Nothing. What the fuck? Nick, I know it sounds preposterous. You're giving off chick vibes.

I miss my one thing. I was going to say, I totally agree with Brandon. I just discovered cheese. I fucking love it. I fucking love it. He's giving off chick vibes. My one thing I miss about New Jersey is Wegmans. Wegmans is

so good. Would you rather find a new grocery store or a surprise return to Royal Rumble? Surprise return to Royal Rumble. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not me. That's not my doing. I can't do that in regular everyday life. That's contingent on somebody else. The most exciting thing you can do. me. That's not my doing. I can't do that in regular everyday life. That's contingent on somebody else. Okay.

I can do the grocery store. The most exciting thing you can do. Yeah. It's pretty up there. Just go into a new grocery store and all the possibilities. You can hit a Mariano's? Mariano's? Okay.

What the fuck is that? That's a dumpling, boys. That's egg and meat mixture. Is that the steak chopped up? Yeah. It is raw. I think he might be doing okay. I bet you he is.

You're absolutely right, though, Brandon. He's going to take this experience as though he was grilling. Okay. He's going to be like, see, I am good on the grill. No cheese? I should have bought cheese. Can you find some? Go get some cheese.

There's cheese. You used some yesterday. Mango. We would like that. I'm sure he has a cheese grater. There's so much cheese in the fridge over there. Can one of you grab it? No. You used some yesterday. Mango. We would like that. I'm sure he has a cheese grater. There's so much cheese in the fridge over there. Can one of you grab it? No.

You're the chef. I'll find it. That wasn't part of my ingredients. He's right. He's right. God damn it. That's not how Chopped works. You can use the whole pantry.

Yeah, you can. He's right. TJ's right. TJ's right. TJ was right about that. I wanted to be a chef for three months because I watched a lot of Chopped. TJ's right. Really?

Yeah, I looked at culinary schools for a little bit. God, it'd be so hard. Then realized it'd be really hard. It's also, if you're a chef, your hours are so crazy. It's like the worst job. Yeah. I used to work a grill at a steak shop. Really?

Chopping meat. Like a Philly cheesesteak? Yeah. What'd you learn? That's cool. Nothing, dude. You think you can chop meat? I can chop meat. Fast? Yeah, pretty fast. Steak meat's easy, dude. You think you can chop meat? I can chop meat.

Yeah, pretty fast. Steak meat's easy, dude. I don't think this is cooked. Did you eat a lot of it? Did you eat pieces? I got so fat. Yeah? I think he flipped it too.

He's too aggressive on the flipping. He doesn't let it sit long. I'm not like a culinary expert by any means. Is that a typical dish, like an egg-covered steak? Yeah. Not like that. If he omeleted it, I don't know what he's doing. By the way, the meat's not cooked through enough.

Oh, no. Couldn't have seen that coming. Yeah. Why don't you just keep it on? Put it on. It's in the egg already. The egg's been egged already. He's going to kill us.

We all knew the meat wasn't cooked enough. He said he was a good cook. I'm believing him. Two seconds. Are we keeping him to good cook. I'm believing him. Two seconds. Are we keeping him to the clock? Yeah. Eight minutes.

Eight minutes. What's he doing now? He's cutting them up small. Yeah, someone's going to get... Are you going to get cheese? And, Moog, go ahead and grab an ice cream bar. For whom? For me. And surprise me, Mook.

All right, turn off the court key. I don't want to hear Che or anyone else. I did like the sizzle. The sizzle's good, but it's too much background noise. I almost went to baking school in the Freedom Tower. Baking school? I did the full tour. They were starting to process my GI Bill.

I got accepted. Yeah, like the seventh floor, the whole floor is like a baking school. And I really was in on it. And then I realized you have to wake up, bakers have to wake up at like two in the morning every day to do whatever. And I said, oh.

I think that would be nice though. No. Once you get used to it. But them and like weathermen. Yeah. But you're always smelling and like weathermen waking up at 2 they've done a good job of making it seem like it's romantic like you're right down on your you're on your bicycle

with your baguettes coming out of it that's exactly what I was picturing and two I suck at math and I didn't realize like measuring is math yeah it is that's a good point't realize measuring is math. Yeah, it is. That's true.

That's a good point. People forget measuring is math. People do forget. So if he took the meat and eggs off, the other stuff is just going to sit there and burn because he hasn't taken it off at all. Yeah, the timing is now a little off. Did he chop the meat before he? Yeah, he did. And again, I think we're all getting one bite.

I think that's too much. I'm starting to think he's not very good. What? That was oiled directly on the steak? Yep. So it slides down the throat. I like my steak more than vegetable oil. I have to taste it too long.

Just slides right down. This is shocking. He might not be good at cooking. I think he's got the ideas correct, but he doesn't have the execution correct at all. What do you mean by ideas? Well, what he was going to go with with the steak and the eggs and then rolling it into the potatoes and the eggplant probably was smart. I mean, that's an idea. But you can't be too ambitious, but he doesn't know how to do it. Yeah, he's too overconfident.

So he's an ideas guy. Oh, sweet. Ice queen. What'd you get, Brandon? Hopefully I got a chocolate bar. That looks pretty damn good. That a boy mook. That a fucking boy mook. Dilly bar's got rid of the nipples.

I've never called it a Dilly Bar. What? Is that something you... It's a Dairy Queen. It's a branded... It's like a blizzard. You know, down south, the Dairy Queens... Up here, all the Dairy Queens are just ice cream.

Down south, they're like burgers. Grills. Yeah, we got them. We got them everywhere. I haven't seen them here. The ones in New Jersey and the one here I got here is all ice cream. It's shut down for the winter. So did our... Yeah, my hometown.

It didn't open back until like March. Is it only outdoors? No, it's indoors. DQ Grill and Chill. Most caloric chicken tender meal. How caloric is it? I think it's like 2,600 calories.

That's crazy. Tommy's been on one lately. What? A caloric, big caloric intake? No, but he only eats chicken tenders, so that reminded me of him. He's just been on one. He did the sort. What the fuck are you doing?

He wants a bite. But I haven't even taken a bite yet. Okay, fine. Here, you want my fucking bar? I just want a bite. No, you're not going to take a bite. You're going to lick it all over. Good crunch. That was nice. Thank you're not going to take a bite. You're going to lick it all over. Good crunch.

That was nice. Thank you. Give me butterscotch. Give me butterscotch and sand dunes. What? What? Huh? Two things that should be wildly more popular.

Butterscotch and sand dunes. Yes. Is a sand dune a dessert? Or you mean like- Sand dunes as a destination. Okay. I disagree. Butterscotch as a destination. Okay. I disagree on that. But sand dunes, you have to walk up them

and they're difficult. More people should be playing around in sand dunes. I fuck with dunes. The one in Colorado. And butterscotch? There's one nearby here. Five hours from here. I want to go so bad.

It's awesome. I thought Indiana had sand dunes. They do. They do. It is fun running and jumping off the dune. You don't get hurt. You can just really jump your way down.

What other things should be more popular? Lemonade. Lemonade? No. Lemonade is combo. Lemonade is everywhere. Root beer? Root beer should be, yes. I think root beer peaked. What'd you say?

Poutine. Correct. Poutine should be popular in America. That's pretty good. Gravy should be more popular. Gravy. Gravy. He's right.

Gravy's plenty popular. No, it's not popular. Hawaii does it right. Cream chip beef. Cream chip beef. I'm not a- What? You never had cream chip beef?

You don't like poutine? You serve yourself. You're gross. Cream chip beef? You're gross. You're gross. You're gross. I know you're fucking serve yourself cream-chipped beef? You're gross. You're gross. I know you're fucking lying. I know you've had cream-chipped beef.

Just the name cream-chipped beef, I think it's exactly where it needs to be in the population. That's disgusting. You've all had it. I need that shit extinct. Never say that word again. Cream-chipped beef? My mom used to make it out of a packet growing up.

It was for dinner. Shit on a shingle is what they call it. Okay, so that's even worse. Shit on a shingle. It's my go-to hangover breakfast. It's hard to find now. Cream chip beef. I mean this.

I'm not trying to be mean, but everything I learn about you, I like you less. Kate, were you a big scrapper family? Scrapple and pork roll, yes. Wait, what's scrapple? Scrapple family? Scrapple and pork roll, yes. Wait, what's Scrapple? Scrapple is something, dude. But I love it. Scrapple doesn't sound good. It's all the mixings of the leftovers,

and then you slice it. It comes in a brown loaf with all kinds of parts in it, and then you slice it up, and you... It's made of hog offal. Hog offal. We would eat it once a year on Christmas. But did you like it? My dad liked it.

I kind of fucked with it. Oh, this doesn't look bad. You do it real, I liked it real crispy. Yeah. And a lot of restaurants in Philly do scrapple fries, and they're really good. Like on fries? No, no. They just chop them up like French fries.

You dip the meat sticks, the scrapple sticks. I think poutine should not be more popular. Yeah, that's crazy. Why? Wet fries suck. You can't get it in America. I understand, but wet fries and gravy. No, no, no. Fries and gravy is great. I'd rather have crispy fries. But it's not on top.

You know what fries should be more popular? Steak fries. No, those are too thick. No, when you're hammered, poutine fries are so good. That's a great sign of it's exactly where it should be popular. Anyone who says when you're hammered, poutine fries are so good. Yeah, that's a great sign of it's exactly where it should be. Anyone who says when you're hammered, this food. No, poutine's no. Yeah, it's right where it needs to be.

You might not be fat at all. I don't get hammered. That's a great. It's also too French. It's too French. You hate the name. You hate the word. Well, yeah, but the French eating.

If we called it funky fries, you'd like them. Yeah. Nah, funky fries? Fuck that. Okay. Disco fries. I like my fries crisp. I'm sorry.

I like a crunch. Disco fries exist. I like crunches. I like my oatmeal lumpy. Yeah. Exactly. Uh-oh. Here we go.

Here we go. No. All right. No. Well, now we're fucking talking. Brandon never heard of smiley fries until last week. You ever do a tater tots buffet? Go ahead, throw the Curlies.

Curlies and Tater Tots all the way to the top. No, not Tater Tots. I will walk out as mother. Tater Tots is us. No. Tater Tots are A, not S. Tater Tots are A. They're A. Tater Tots are A.

No, no. It's TJ's favorite food. TJ goes mad with power every time we tear. I'm going to say shoestring needs to be very close to the top. No. Shoestring's great. Fuck you. Tater tots are not S.

Tater tots are S. Tater tots are S. We're not doing this if tater tots aren't S. Nostalgia. Waffle fries. Waffle fries are all fair. Nostalgia, like to last week? They're S.

Waffle fries are A. Every time tater tots are on the menu, I'm getting them. Yeah. You can't dip waffle fries. That's crazy. They are very good. Every time tots are on the menu, I'm getting them. Yeah. You can't dip waffle fries. That's crazy. They are very good. Every time Tots are on the menu, you're getting them. Every time.

Every fucking time. If I can sub for Tots, I'm subbing for Tots. You guys are two little tiny toddlers. I'm subbing for Tots. They always come out soggy. Spray baby bowls. You're right. I will sub for Tots.

Che, time's up. Okay. We're ready. What, did he make one taco? Yeah. Oh, my God. Look at that meat. Oh, my God. Look at that meat. Oh, my God.

Wait, I need that. No. It's my placenta. Oh, shit. I'm sniffing the pineapple. Your cream chip beef. Try it, and you will like it. I actually want to try it now. It really good it's really i don't know what

what is it it's diner food it's like classic northeast diner food it's like a white cream sauce with with um dried chipped beef in it that's like real salty and then you put it over crispy toast when you're hungover it's like this really good ah it's a good base diners tricked you northeasterners into thinking you had good food. Diners are 90% trash. Northeast diners are. Oh, Kate. Oh, God, Kate.

Shut up. That's some grandpa shit. If I'm day drinking, if I have a few of Kale Gate. You have to be hammered. No, no, no. I'm saying that's my sober base. I guarantee you it's good. No, no, no. That's my sober base. I guarantee you it's good. No, it looks like someone ate corned beef hash and then threw up.

But we eat some stuff that looks like shit. Yeah, like you guys are the arbiters of fancy food. No, definitely not. You, Brandon? You're the fit. Just food. Go off, Kate. Definitely not.

Go off, Kate. Diet-Eat-Ease headass. Marry him. Bury him. Okay. Okay. Mayonnaise on a pear. What is that? Yes, these are facts.

He got you. He got you on that one. You do mayonnaise on a pear. I'm a big texture guy, and that was bad. That's what I'm saying. I'm a texture guy. That's that was bad. That's what I'm saying. I'm a texture guy. That's why I don't- I never said mayonnaise on a pear was good.

I just said we had it. No, you said it was good. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Definitely said it was good. Sounds like something I'd say.

Are we all looking at this, Steven? What are we- What is he? There's seven of us. He made one plate. We got a wheel for this, right? Oh, you didn't make enough for everybody. Okay.

Samples. Samples. Oh. That's fine. Is it raw? All right. We got a... Wait. Cut.

Oh, okay. So we got a... You just don't understand... Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. So we've got a steak, egg and cheese quesadilla, and we've got some eggplant home fries. Okay.

That's how we snuck the eggplant in there. That's a good idea. All right. I love it. Yeah. So if you want idea. We can wheel or pass it around. Do we just all look at it? No, I mean there's extra plates. Oh, I'll get forks and stuff. I think you just sample. You're supposed to sample.

Just sample. Take one little sample. I can't have the quesadilla, unfortunately. Okay, sample. Sample, Brandon. He does have it cut. How's the eggplant, Nick? I just... It's... You take a bite and give it to him.

Not too much taste, but it's... Edible. Not bad. Wait, because we said that yesterday. Oh, yeah. I cleaned the grill first. Ugh. It's going to be hot. Not terrible. not terrible i actually i'm surprised we got just cheese in your hand it just popped out unmelting cheese i was up against the time so i didn't have time to fully go through

and i guess all the cheese did not melt. I would say that's fair. Not bad. Also not good. What's not good? I'm interested to hear how the eggplant home fries go, because those were tough. For how much I saw you season it, I don't know where the salt went. Season what, the meat?

Mm-hmm. The salt went on the potatoes. I can taste it. I seasoned both i i did this salt on the um wrapper the fajita wrapper and uh the potatoes after they came off the grill as well it's good you like it's good yeah it's not bad beef and cheese simple man yep okay anybody tasted the potatoes or the eggplant thank you we probably should have had him do burgers yep that was a mistake yeah the griddle is easy it's i'm sure someone will send another girl but you can't you can't just get a griddle for your outside uh because you can have

that that's very small so that's for you know uh two people, really. If it was larger, maybe. So I'm not going to rule out the Blackstone or the griddles. You should. I like that better than the charcoal. You're not going to make a good steak on that. It says it can. Like, certainly, you know, the meat on here wasn't great. I didn't have enough time.

I thought it was going to cook a little bit more on there. It didn't really get hot enough. The max temperature is like 400. I think I was on that most of the time. So, yeah. But I enjoyed my experience on the griddle. Okay. And the results, I think, are better.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And now you've got to get all that stuff off the court. Sure. All right. Thank you, guys. Yeah, no, that was fun. You actually – you're moving in the right direction.

I don't feel like I've been poisoned. If you go on Instagram, TJ, hashtag Chef Che, there is some stuff from 10 plus years ago that uh what's my creation yeah i used to do that before i used to use a hashtag 10 years ago chef che yeah on instagram oh my god a lot of my friends gave me a lot of guff for it that's actually good yeah that is what his friends do they give him guffff. The pineapple. Was that right? Smell the bottom of it? Yeah, and it smells pineapple butts. It's supposed to be sweet. If it smells sweet, then it's ready to go.

Oh my god. Look at this. Oh, Chef Che. 35 likes. July 30th, 2015. Bulgogi Brie Cheesesteak? Wow. That's what he made? Spring rolls.

Yeah. He chose chef gay. Oh, no. Oh, shit. No, nobody comment that. Oh, no. Whoa. Jesus.

He did a lot. How does this human being not know how to grill? Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, how do you get into chefing and never think, like, I might want to grill it? Holy shit. This all looks phenomenal. Oh, that's not him. Oh.

Okay, here's this. That looks pretty good. Wait, what was that? Celebrating St. Patrick's Day with tacos? Chicken and steak green tacos. The green. Yeah, the green. Got it.

Got it. What's that on the left? Yeah. The green. Yeah, the green. Got it. Got it. What's that on the left? Yeah. Not him. Anything that's... Oh, that's him. That's beige. That's just mac and cheese. That's Kraft mac and cheese. Swordfish steak. Kraft mac and cheese.

Chef Che. Microwavable. He put pepper on it to make us think it wasn't Kraft mac and Cheese. If that broccoli wasn't there, it'd be the worst plate ever. Oh, that's bread. Hashtag om nom nom. Oh, no. Nom nom nom. Steven.

Is that a bottle of chocolate milk? Sure is. This is also just like a great reminder that Steven is just who he is. And nothing has changed. Yeah. Him doing nom, nom, nom. Or damn fine bowl of chili.

That's just sour cream chips. What's that thing? Is that Benedict? No filter. Oh, God, I thought there was for a second. The chili filter. Yeah, that one right there. That's not him.

Taco night. He loves the sour cream. Chicken saute. These are all just Trader Joe's meals. Yeah. Korean beef. Oh, yeah. What is this? I would eat the shit out of that, though.

Chef Che goes Greek. Grilled chicken with homemade tzatziki. Oh. Oh, he was definitely nom, nom, nom. Trying to make that a thing. Wait, what did the person say? It couldn't have been that good if you didn't add nom, nom, nom. Oh. Chef Che.

Somebody commented, I'd like mine to go. They didn't want to chill with you, Steve. Bread by Chef Che and Sous Chef. Oh, man. Steven, also, after you're done, you want to tell Paul that we can do the gauntlet? Okay. We'll maybe get D we can do the gauntlet? Okay. Well, maybe get Dukes doing the gauntlet. Need it.

Dukes looks good. He does. He looks really healthy. I was worried about him when he kept on wrecking bikes and landing only on his face. Yeah, I love that guy. Oh, Hank's looking good in the goal. I think lacrosse is next up. No.

Could be. Probably ain't though. What were you saying about Tommy on his shit? We got it. We got. I don't know. He's just been he's just been on one lately, man. He found his sword and he's been feeling it.

And yesterday he started dropping Norm MacDonald quotes on me. Oh, hell yeah. Sounds like he's doing great. He's been on TikTok a lot, and not as a creator, but just as a consumer. Consumer, yeah. And so he's got a lot of Family Guy quotes. He hit me yesterday with the – and I didn't know it was norm mcdonald at the time i learned he said he said i want to read it because he walked into the the living room where i was watching i was about to get up and go to bed and and i said all right i'm going to bed he goes

well i'm off to destroy canada they've had it too good for too long and i thought he just made that up but it's a norm mcdonald quote from a cartoon oh so would he be watching this probably saw a clip of it on tiktok and liked it i love that's from uh fairly odd parents fair yeah but it is norm mcdonald that's a cartoon right yes i don't know he's just been i he's he knows i'm getting ready to launch him as far as like his stuff it's so his his oh His stuff. Oh. Bared, yeah. What's the video game stream? Twitch. Thank you.

His Twitch, his YouTube, all that stuff. He's going to blow up. I hope so. Daddy don't want to work much longer. Yeah? Need to make him famous. You would not be able to stop. Oh, yeah, I would. No, you would not.

I had a heart attack. We've talked about this before. I didn't know you wouldn't. That's fine. That's good. I would. No, you would not. I had a heartbeat. We've talked about this before. No, you wouldn't. That's fine. That's good. I would take it down a long way. If Tommy immediately eclipsed you, you think you would step out of the game? No chance.

Oh, yeah. Fuck that. No chance. Yes. Brandon, you can't help yourself when somebody else is doing a trivia question. You know it. Yeah. You cannot help yourself.

That's my son, though. Right. But you wouldn't be able to sit on the sideline. I wouldn't either. I don't know if I'd be on the sideline. I'd just be helping him. No, but like you – no, you – You've said you'd go off to live in the boonies without any trace.

I would love that. There's no way you could do it. Where do y'all think I was before I got here? Yeah, but now that you have it, you can't go back. Right, you got it. I think about going back every single day. You'd be tweeting a top five list within fucking one week.

I was doing that before. But I'm saying, you're saying you can shut it all off. I gotta do my top five. You gotta do your top five. You can't shut it off. You can't go home again, Brandon. That's what they say. Oh, that was too Mississippi.

She. That's how you start off. Oh, no. What? Kick in the door. Everybody's problem. I don't know what he's doing. I don't either, but I like it.

Wally. I like it. Wally. I met him at WrestleMania. Really? Yeah. Hey, what's With Drake and this guy In the

In the That guy? Yeah that guy The little The little-ish guy What are they doing? What are they doing? Why are they testing

The little-ish guy In the On the boat Wheelchair Yeah I saw that There's something What is that? I have no idea

i did one i had not tj there's like a twitter account that has been tweeting about the kendrick lamar stuff that people think are is involved with and they tweeted like a screenshot from like a hotel drake was staying in and there was like a guy in a wheelchair he's like a little guy that has like a social media following people are like tying that to like drake has some sort of involvement with this guy but they don't know what it means and then it was confirmed that one of the intros on one of the diss tracks was like a ventilator sound and it was like this guy's ventilator like it's confirmed so it's like alluding to drake having some sort of of weird relationship or did something to this guy in the wheelchair, and then Drake all of a sudden dropped everything and was like,

I'm done with this beef. Oh, wow. I don't know. I don't want to accuse anybody. Can we get this little guy on the yak? When you say little guy. He's like a little guy. Scrunched up into a minor?

No, no, no. He's an adult, but he's a little guy scrunched up in a minor he's oh no no he's an adult but he's um a little shocking there he is oh yeah oh it was much much smaller than i expected yeah yeah but who is that much different than i expect they can't just be friends his name's christopher alvarez okay and what's the theory the trick's hooking up with this guy? I don't think that. You can go right through it. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. So. That's.

That's an interesting. Maybe he's just helping him out. I got more confused by that. Yep. I wish I could go back to when I just didn't know. I think now they're just trying to add... They're trying to see what they can add to this Drake stuff to make us lose interest or just testing our limits?

I think care about it more. I think they're testing our limits. I think they're trying to keep the fire going. Oh. That was confusing as fuck. Yeah. That was a lot of face, man. He looked like a crazy bone.

That reveal rewired my perception of the whole ordeal. Yeah. It did, yeah. Do the High Noon ad. Yeah. I'm going to let Nick do it this time. Thanks, man. High Noon.

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It's Fasoli approved. Fasoli approved is a big selling point. No glazing. No glazing. Absolutely no glazing. I'm trying to glaze it, but he approves. I think what Mintz is doing today is he's trying to set up his next big trip. Well, he is. He's going to the SEC tournament. Yeah, that's fine today is he's trying to set up his next big trip. Well, he is.

He's going to the SEC tournament. Yeah, that's fine. But he came up to me. I think he's going to everybody with a college team. And he said, hey, if Mississippi State makes it, let's go out to Omaha for it. So I think he's trying to grab everybody with a college affiliation and he'll hit on somebody, therefore he gets to go to Omaha with them. But it couldn't be more clear, Mincy's rules now. He can go anywhere he wants.

He has to get a million views per day. Simple as that. He has to go viral per day. Literally. There's just not. And if he has to do bone thugs to do it. Yeah. Go be it.

He has that break. Yeah, right. It's a great idea Send Mincy to paradise And like watch him Get a taste of it And then to keep it going He's gonna do something

Yeah I love this content idea Science experiment I know Send him to Maui Is he up there Like he's gonna like He's gonna jump in front of

Like a bus Yeah To try to stay One extra day In Omaha I cannot wait Until it's crunch time Yeah A million A million views So it's crunch time yeah 11 million yeah million

views so it's just a million views it could be a picture a video anything anything i don't know i actually will say i'm gonna i'm gonna uh update it a little bit it's a million views or if he is trending he can trend yeah trending would be count would would count towards getting a day and like you know the second he tries, it's getting 14 likes. Correct. He can't try. He's in that category that his viral is never when he's trying to do it. Correct.

Now we've got to see if he can actually do his job. Now's the time. Now's the time. What do you think he's going to do right when he gets there? I mean, the clock is ticking right away. I think he's going to do nothing when he gets there? I mean, the clock is ticking right away. I think he's going to do nothing. He'll just have to come right back. Yeah, he's going to go crawfish boil.

What about like a real-life board game where the pieces are across the country and the final spot is New Orleans, but he can't get there until he goes viral. That's pretty good. Viral across the country. Viral across America, yeah. He's stuck in Terre Haute until he gets a million views in Terre Haute.

A million views in every city. It would make him the best content creator of all time. It would. Paul, get over here. Do you have your book? Where's your book? Where's your book? Oh, I didn't bring it. You didn you have your book? Where's your book? Where's your book? Oh, yeah. You didn't bring your book?

Oh, it's probably. Oh, yeah. Go grab the copy. Paul Rabel's here. PLL legend. Created PLL. I have one in my office. What's up, man?

You have? Hey, good to see you. I love the shirt. I love the shirt. This is another example of when a handsome athlete is on the show. How we doing, everyone? Striking difference between the fellas. Hey, how are you?

Hey, what's going on? Good to see you. You're the who should have won the – Oh, you're – Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Good to see you. How we doing, man?

Good to see you, man. Good. All right. Are we sharing a seat, Mikey? Here we go. I'll stand. Mikey, that mic is on as well. No, no, right there, right there the stand yeah the stand mic

gotcha right there the way the champion there it is out now paul rabel's here uh paul are you ready for the yak gauntlet yeah i'm a little nervous i think you're gonna crush this also kate has a crush on you she wanted to tell us. Yeah. She likes cream chip beef. Kate looks at us all the time. What do you do for your posture? You got good posture. Thank you. I've been told that.

I don't feel that I do, though. Yeah. Maybe it's just in public. When I'm at home, I'm like. Really? What are those pants? You do a lot of core. Yeah.

What are those pants? What do you mean, what are they? Like, who makes them? Yeah, like, what's going on? I knew I was doing the gauntlet. I needed ultimate flexibility. I mean, it's cool. I don't think we could wear them, but we...

Sure you could. Like two little sleeping bags. Yeah, yeah. I like those pants. Thank you. Yeah. I can get you a pair. Okay, I'm in.

They're Montclair's. Yeah, Mike, sure. Yeah. Mike, we have a question for you. What did you you When Dukes asked you that question What did you think was going to happen? Did Dukes ask you that? He should have been He was talking about his

Do you know Dukes? I do know Dukes He's a good man Yeah sure Did you hear what he said about your MVP Candidacy I guess? Dukes, Dukes is a good man. Yeah? Yeah, sure. Sure is. Yeah. Did you hear what he said about your MVP candidacy, I guess? I did not. Oh, you didn't even see this video?

The clip of Dukes? No, you're in that. Was he not asking? No, he's not in. Oh, he's asking about you. He's asking about you. Yeah. You never saw this? Put on the headphones.

Also talking to the most. Dukes said if he was to ask that question to himself, he would have been the answer. Who the MVP should have been. I appreciate that from Dukes. Did you win MVP? I did not win MVP. You should have. He was the championship game MVP when you guys took it to the house.

Got it. We're asking people who the MVP should have been. Who should the MVP should have been? Oh, I have it. Yeah. I appreciate it from Dukes. I mean, we had a good run last year as you guys now. Yeah. I appreciate it from dudes. I mean, we had a good run last year as you guys now. Yeah.

Lost. Not really. That was a heartbreaker. We didn't win a championship. True. I expect championships. I know. And we appreciate that as an owner, man.

Yeah. We respond to good. I'm a hard line guy. Yeah. You know what? Push back. No. Well, look.

The only. Loser talk. We had a good year last year? Push back. No. Well, look. Loser talk. We had a good year last year. We lost. Okay. Now, listen. We loved a little tough love. The only thing that we would love is maybe a free bar tab.

Yeah, I did that when you guys won the championship. I did do it when they won the championship. Maybe with an ice cream. Who did I talk to? Rylan Reese. When you guys won the championship, you were at the airport, and I sent like $1,000 to that guy. I think it was Rylan Reese. When you guys won the championship, you were at the airport, and I sent like $1,000 to that guy. I think it was Rylan Reese.

Yours on me. And we loved it. It was the best. And then what happened? You guys lost. You think I'm going to give you a beer tab when you lose? Maybe like a little mid-season pick-me-up, you know? Listen, I feel like you guys are going to just be like,

we'll get bar tabs no matter what. We're just losers now. That is true. We got to stay hard line. Yeah, and like I said, we respond well to the tough love, and we love it, man. Okay. Is this a live negotiation for beer tabs? I'll think about it.

Maybe we'll see if we can get a few wins in a row. We could work something out mid-season. Maybe we sweep in Philly. There we go. The guy said Max is going to be there. Max will be there. I'm going to ask for charter flights, having the W and make sure the big cat comes to a game.

We don't need all that. That's a little too much. Small ball here. We just want to bar that. How many games do you play in Philly? We got a doubleheader Saturday, Sunday. You just got to win two games? That's a sweep? Two games. And then championships, so pressure's on.

I think I'll go two wins in a fight. You got to win a fight. Someone's got to win a fight. All my boys fighting. Who are we fighting? Whoever. Whoever you want to fight. You want to fight Dukes?

Beat the fuck out of Dukes. Yeah, it doesn't have to be in a game. Yeah, you could beat up Max. You could beat up Dukes. All right. We'll have to work on who we're fighting. Tonight. Today.

You got a great Philly accent. Oh, yeah. That's a thick accent. Where are you from exactly? I'm from Montgomery County. Okay. So not full Delco, but. You're close.

You're close. You're pretty fucking close. I appreciate it. Yeah. Which part of Montgomery County? I went to Upper Dublin. Yeah. I went to Lower Moreland.

No way. Yeah. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower.

Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Yeah. Were you into gravy? Like eating gravy?

Nah, not really. What about cream chip beef? Cream chip beef? Nah, not really. Yeah, thank you. Come on. Thank you. Pork roll?

Pork roll. Pork roll for sure. Pork roll. Pork roll. Staple. What? Tyce, why are you sitting like that? Great pop.

Ow, Tyce. That's how I sit. Yeah. You guys haven't noticed that? I don't have a crush on you. I'll tell you. Fantastic. I was thinking the same. That's just how I sit. Yeah. Hell? You guys haven't noticed that? I don't have a crush on you. I just love you. That was mean. That was rude as fuck.

Really mean. What? Never tell a man that. I'm just, but it, is there a chance? Kate doesn't find you attractive, I guess. If there was. Yeah. I find you attractive.

Thank you. Yeah. What, uh, when? I find you attractive. No, you don't. Like, you don't have to lie. No, you don't. That's my type. No. Thank you. Yeah. What? When attractive? No, you don't. No, you don't. That's my type.

No. Fuck yeah. On a scale of one to 10, how much do you respect Jake Malasek for being the starting goalie of the Czech national team? Seven. Okay. Oh, wow. That's another thing is I got to, I got to pay.

I literally had to pay for the Czech national team too. Yeah. It's gotten a little out of hand. I mean, look, the Czech national team is taking shots from the Canada national team, the U.S. national team, the Honoshoni national team. So he's seeing a lot of rubber. Yeah, but actually, no, because he's the backup. Best job in sports.

Doesn't the Czech national team have like a 65-year-old on the team? Yeah. Yeah, my lacrosse budget has gotten out of hand now that i'm thinking about it i'm paying for the check team right i'm paying for the dogs yeah looking at my budget i'm like where'd all my money go harry and donnie play yeah you know donnie played lacrosse uh donnie does everything yes he's incredible cooks great steak free thanks for the layup today yes absolutely he's the best um, so are you guys ready for the gauntlet? When is the first game of the season?

June 1st. Okay. June 1st is Saturday, 1 o'clock, ABC, Philadelphia, Waterdogs, Utah, Archers, championship game rematch. Love it. Hell yeah. Also, we might need backup championship rings. I think we lost ours.

How many do you need? Three. Done. Okay. You all did? Wow. Well, we lost them as many you need three done okay you all did wow well we lost them as a group okay okay but we had them we had them as a group and then we lost them as a group right it's a good old i think jake might actually have them we'll find we'll find jake definitely he definitely has them yeah yeah yeah i think we actually stole him on his way out

i think we also said that if we don't win the championship if we we didn't repeat, we're going to throw him in the Chicago River. So we might have to. So we lost him again. Look, man, that's your call, your tab. We're just trying to get the boys motivated. Are we going to be good this year? I think so. New coach, same locker room.

Yeah, football guy we got. By the way, legendary coach. Greatest coach ever. Yeah. Seven-time NCAA D1 champion. Oh, wow. We're fired up. Yeah. Seven-time NCAA D1 champion. Oh, wow. We're fired up. How will he take the heat, though?

Because I'll probably call for his job within a week. He'll call for your job. I think he might give it back. Okay, nice. All right. You need that. Yeah. I do.

He's an angry coach. Okay. His rap is probably one of the most intense in lacrosse history. For sure. He's a bit like Gary Williams. He gives Gary Williams vibes to refs. He mother fucks them. Okay.

Up and down the field. I like that. He's a little Belichick-y. Okay, I like that. But maybe a little more fire. I've never seen anyone yell at a ref like Gary Williams. Oh, that's incredible. I was just like, of all the coaches to pick, I just.

Gary Williams. But now I realize you're probably from Maryland, huh? Yeah, but I was an ACC guy. No, no, I love it. I just, that's just not a reference. He was just full on sweat. Full on his tie. We were up watching Carolina Hoops.

Yeah, same. I just, yeah, I just. Carolina. To see. Gary Williams. Yeah. You know Gary Williams. I thought surely he wasn't talking about the Gary Williams, but he was.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like this guy. Yeah. I got some shit in my bag. I guess we're going to find out in a second. Yeah. So we'll have Dukes go first so you guys can see how it goes. Okay.

So where's Dukes? Dukes having to do trivia. The last leg of the gauntlet is trivia. This might be ours. Yeah, this is going to be a problem. I'll pop up for Dukes. All right. So, yeah, we'll explain it as

Dukes does it He Dukes Dukes you know how this works For the most part yeah What do you mean for the most part You go into Different activities Yeah

And then you end with trivia Alright yeah Duke's ready He doesn't know Where's Brandon Oh we're starting with cornhole. Yeah. All right, so the first thing you have to do is you have to hit just one bag in the cornhole.

And then you go to soccer. You have to hit. Have to hit. You have to hit. Soccer, wiffle ball. Then you've got to throw a football off those body armor bottles. You see them on the back wall. Can't hit it off the wall and into the bottle.

You have to hit it directly into the bottle. Yeah. Three-point shot, three-point shot, sit down, trivia. Bags, soccer, you said hockey? No, wiffle ball. Wiffle ball. Dukes will show you. You'll see it all.

And you'll have a guide throughout. All right, ready, Steven? Where's Brandon? Where did Brandon go? No idea. Kate, you might have hurt his feelings. Yeah, good. Good, he needed it.

So, Sporkle at the end, you'll see it. It's just a random questions or trivia. You just have to get ten of them right. Any of the categories. You'll see it as Dukes does it. You have to get ten of them right. You just have to get ten answers correct. But you can just keep blurting out answers.

You'll see. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. All right, Dukes, you ready? All right. Ready? Ready. All right, here we go.

Three, two, one, go. Get tall in front of the bags. Oh, boy. We got to figure out this camera angle. Pick up some soccer bags. Why is he going so slow? There he goes. All right. So, soccer, you can is he going so slow? There he goes.

Got it. All right. So soccer, you can run. Oh, my. Lefty. He really went in there. So you have to shoot all three that are. Uh-oh. Righty there.

You have to start with all three. And if you miss all three, you then can shoot from anywhere. So you can go right up to the goal. Fasoli, move. He's just saving everything. Everyone's standing in front of the cameras on this run. Oh, this has got to go Brandon move

Fasoli we don't need this holy get out of the way Is you have to hit it is to knock it out just above this this level You got to get your own read. Oh, man. Yeah So you guys are at least getting to see how it goes. Oh no. This is where it slows down. We will, but if it gets sad, we stop. We did it for Cam Newton. We had to move Cam Newton on from the football part.

Yeah, he never threw a football. Couldn't get it down, huh? Couldn't miss. Couldn't get it. Oh no. No! See, that was off the wall. Can't get the football. Yeah. On the football, huh? Couldn't do it. There you go.

He's wearing a big old hat though. So the whole point of this is getting lacrosse integrated into the gauntlet, by the way. Yeah. Well Dukes, we can count Dukes as just an idiot. We don't have to count him. He just bang a three? Oh, he's got nice form.

This is his an idiot. We don't have to count him. Can you just bang a three? Oh, he's got nice form. This is his strongest suit. Short. Oh, no. Now he's starting to feel it. Got it. There we go. Oh, let's go. Sit down.

This is the most confusing. Sporkle. He's talking to a mic. You've got to talk in the mic. Go any category you want. You can hop around. Six August running Broadway shows. Wicked.

Yep. Hamilton. You don't have to say the category. Book of Mormon. Oh, okay. I see how it works now. Yep. Billie Eilish won an Oscar.

Barbie. Three states produce most NFL players. Florida. Nice. Texas. Nice. California. Nice.

Nine countries to begin with the letter I. India. Nice. Indonesia. Nine NBA players to win at least three MVP awards. Jokic. Nice. LeBron.

Nice. Michael Jordan. Nice. There we go. Time. Did it. Time. 2-34, dude.

That's phenomenal. Crushed it. Yeah. Crushed that. That was good. That was ridiculous. If I beat you, can I get a tryout in the PLL? If you do what?

If I beat you in this? Yeah, of course. You can get a tryout in the PLL even if you do what? If I beat you in this? Yeah, of course. You can get a try on the PLL even if I beat you. Am I up? Whoever wants to go next. You are? You got it? Set us off? You're going to be super great.

Katie, I know, I think so. Oh, wow. Are you feeling confident about this? We'll see. The only thing I'm a little nervous about, well, actually, we'll see, is the three-point ball. Yeah.

And it's last. It's when you're winded. It's really two different shots with this thing up here. You've got to shoot it over and then this side. I'm impressed. good yeah okay i talked i talked to the boys about camera angles that was what happened well just everyone's only needed that for every single camera is like kind of defeating the point of doing the gauntlet when we can't see anything oh uh brandon move the bag or the the board on Brandon, move the board on the other side. The board on the other side of the line.

I moved it the wrong way. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 230. 230. And then watch the camera behind you, Paul. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, that's good. Oh, actually put it back in the middle. No, no, you stay where you are, Paul. Put it in the middle. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

Okay, that's good. There we go. And just watch the camera behind you, Paul. All right, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Mook, sit in that seat so he can sit in that one. Gotcha. Three, two, one, go. Oh! All right, I fucked up the cameras.

Oh, there we go. This is the angle we need. Oh my god, is he gonna have to re-bag? He might have to re-bag. Oh, he literally started running before. Oh! Nice save. This is a tryout for Malasek.

Malasek normally doesn't wear a helmet, right? No. Uh, So that depends. Uh-oh. Oh! Oh! Whipple ball! Whipple ball! Whipple ball!

That was awesome. I blame Brandon. Are you good at all these sports, Mike? What say? Looks like he's hitting the ball right to me. Sal, you went to Princeton? Yeah, Princeton guy. Were you like, oh, this is definitely Ivy League,

or did you have an easy route? Oh, no. No, I was a little wowed by the academics. Can you ask him his Hoagie Haven order? You get used to it. What's your Hoagie Haven order? You get used to it. What's your Hoagie Haven order? Sanchez. Nice.

Sanchez. Although, I got Celiac my senior year. What is that? You can't have gluten. Oh. My man. Life is hell. He's Celiac.

Yeah. Do a silly version. Oh, no. Whiffleball was tough for Paul. Now he's just whipping. Yeah. Still got a whole minute. Oh, my God.

You got to go soft on these. Those pants are giving me anxiety. I want a pair so bad. I do, too. They look cool. They're really cool. They won't look cool on me. Oh, boy.

Oh, no. It's getting away. This is the part that is... I think Dukes gets a tryout now? Uh, yeah. I'd wear a Dukes jersey. Oh, man. I don't have a crush on him anymore.

Oh, man. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Take your time. Wow, great job by Brandon there.

Yeah. Can we get a mincey check? We're going to be here a while. Oh, on the run. Oh, no. He's frustrated. And he also, we told him that we sometimes pass people on this. He's waiting for us to pass him.

We're not going to pass him. We refuse to pass him on this. Oh. Oh, no. Is anyone else really dry right now? Oh. I am. Yeah. Very really dry right now? Oh. I am. Yeah.

I'm very dry. That's too much. Oh! Oh, no. Who's going to regret coming here today? You got it. Yes! Let's go!

Heart of a champion. He's sweating. Good form. Yeah, we'll of a champion. He's sweating Good form. I'll be fine here How many total people if we had run the gauntlet because Because nobody just quit. We're due for somebody to quit halfway through. Why not? Don't speak too soon. Okay. Yeah.

I mean. I can't believe no one's pursued that option. Yeah. I don't. Yeah, I quit. I don't feel like doing this. What's Paul's book called? Perseverance or something?

The Way of the Champion. Must be the other direction. Say that to him when he comes back in. I don't think so. I'll say Kate said it. No, please don't. He's got a good shot. He's just not going in,

which I guess means he's got a bad shot. There. There it is a bad shot. There. There it is. All right. Trivia. Trivia. All right. Okay.

Okay. Wherever you want to start. Oh, 12 countries to end with land. MLB teams without red or blue in the color scheme. Yep. Baltimore Orioles. Yep. Baltimore Orioles. Yep. Seattle Mariners.

Yep. I might count that as blue. Oh, that's probably blue, yeah. Is it? Yeah. Three NBA players dumb. No clue. 12 countries that end with land.

You got that. Where's that? 12 countries that end with land yeah um come back to that okay three three NBA players dubbed the Nova Knicks Jalen yep uh probably run out on that one give him the the... Brunson, is it? Yep. Stages of life. Adolescent. Ooh, okay. Teenage. Adult.

Six founding members of Sinister Six. We're struggling. Come on, let's go with land. Let's go with land. Let's go with land. The end with land. So like Greenland. Yeah, Greenland. All right, there you go.

Something in Asia, maybe? That's not a country. Something in Asia? What does a shark have on top of it? Lady boys. Finland. There we go. Okay.

What? You wear it when you're wearing a suit. I'm still caught on this fucking football game over there you wear it when you're wearing a suit and then you put it around your neck a thai thailand there we go right all right we're cooking we're cooking types of conflict in literature oh god this is tough really hard versus um conflict in literature i think you got to go back to mlb i think mlb is your best i don't know will and jacob jada pinkett smith's son's name what what is his name again rj uh give me a loft jayden maybe jayden yeah jayden um back to mlb you got mlb just go through the teams right Jaden, maybe? Jaden. Yeah, Jaden. Back to MLB. You got MLB. Just go through the teams.

Right. Let's see. Not the Texas Rangers. There's a couple in California. Yeah. Well, the Angels are red. Yep. Los Angeles Dodgers are blue.

Yep. You name the two that aren't. Yep. San Francisco Giants. Does that count? Yep. Yeah, it sure does. What about the other teams out there?

Any purple? Some other teams out there. Minnesota Twins are red. Not California. Yeah. There's in the north. Oh, San Diego Padres. There we go.

Well done. Yep. Another one out there. In California? Yeah. There's that many teams. Yep. They're athletes.

Come on. Oh, the Oakland A's. Yeah. Let's. There's that many teams. Yep. There are athletes. Come on. Oh, the Oakland A's. Yeah, let's go. We're going now. Okay, we got two left here, everyone. Two left. Types of comedy. In this city.

Six fan members. Oh, yeah, we got one in this city. That's true. Musician to twerk with She-Hulk in post-credit scene of She-Hulk. Well, Dukes is getting a tryout. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we got to get this.

You're getting to bad time. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm getting a tryout. Yeah. We got to get this. You're getting to bad time, Paul. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going for the worst. Think of where we are right now. So, four current flavors. Strawberry? Got to be, right? Got to be.

Strawberry. Has to be. Lemon-lime? Yes. What color are KB's socks? Yes. What color are who? KB's socks.

What color are my socks? Oh. It's a baseball team. Describe them in two words. For body armor? No. Just know what you say these are. Say what the... In two words.

Yeah! Yeah! He did it. All right, Paul. He did it. All right, I'm getting a... We can't even say he beat Cam Newton Oh no

Oh my god He claps at Connor and goes give me the ball And he shot a basketball And it didn't even make it inside The gun He was so short He's busy Don McQueen, American Pie.

Oh, man. Oh, guess what? You beat me when I was blindfolded. Oh, Stephanie. Stephanie beat that. Stephanie won, finally. You beat Jersey Jerry. Those trivia questions were ridiculous.

Yeah, they were hard. They were hard. The football was tough, too. Where am I at? Down there? Yeah, so you beat Jeff D. Lode, Jersey Jerry, me blindfolded. It was hard to do. I did well.

No, they weren't. I literally had to hold the bat and basically place it on the bat and get enough force. Okay. You sit back down for Mikey's. Yeah, yeah. Are you rooting for him or do you want him to do worse? No, I'm rooting for him.

So he can have a trivia spot. So are you actually going to give Dukes a try? Oh, man. You can't do anything right now. He's just trying to throw the ball back and hit the ceiling. I'm retired, guys. This is good for an

addendum to the book. You can just update it and be like, way of the champion, not doing the Yak Kong. We'll read the questions off to you. You got this. You got to drop the bag. He says he has bad eyesight. Oh, okay.

Just to preface this. All right, you ready? Three, two, one, go. You can pick up multiple bags. It's a unique throw. There you go. Oh, close. Uh-oh, re-bag.

Throw him back. Throw him back. Look, he's got to get his own bags. Love that. The guys were slow to get him his bags. I'll say that. Yep. Oh, no. This is not going well for LaCroix.

LaCroix. Oh, shit. This is not going well for LaCroix. We are going to do a fastest shot challenge after this. Yeah. For PMT. Oh, boy. You guys need Dukes.

Yeah, Dukes might be your best player. Oh no. Ever. Oh he's going overhand. Oh! There we go. He's running front. Oh! Oh! Might be the first curtain hit. Oh! Not a bad That was a good shot.

Hit it! Oh! Get up. That was a good shot. Hit it. Oh. Get up. Get up. Well done. Oh, no. Get it. Oh, no. He's a better dodger.

There you go. You got it? All right. Flipper ball is insanely hard. Oh, that was a big swing. You don't have to swing as hard. I learned that the hard way. Yeah.

Slow it down, Mikey. There it is. Football. Oh, it goes hard again. It's all about the soft toss. That was insane. It is soft toss. Oh, wow goes hard again. It's all about the soft toss. That was insane. It is soft toss. Oh, wow.

Huge. All right, lacrosse is back. Uh-oh. All right. Yeah, there we go. There you go, Mikey. Only bringing one. These guys are slacking on the.

Pull up. Nailed it. There. There it is. Come on. Sit down. Sit down. Well done.

So he said he can't see. Here we go. All right. Let's go. Ooh. Three MLB teams named after birds. Orioles Yep

Blue Jays Yep We can go to something else Four Hogwarts houses and Harry Potter Nah, no chance Alright, eight European countries with the most ski areas Switzerland Yep

Austria Italy might be a sneaky one. Nice. I like it. You're crushing this. Who else we got? Ten Jackie Chan movies from 95 to 02. Nah, not a Jackie.

All right. One U.S. president has served more than two terms. One? Yeah, there was one guy. Princeton. That's not a hit. Oh, FDR. I was making fun of you.

Two primary owners of Rexham AFC AFC, nah That's Philly, there's a Philly guy Always sunny Nah Alright, nah, let's go Eleven flavors of body armor Oh, strawberry banana

Well done Cherry lime Yeah, I think so Oh, let's go Two more Come on Two more Go back to countries

What's the Kobe The grape flavor Okay Mamba No Is it a Grape something These are tough

Keep going with European countries I think that's your best shot Yeah What do you call Justin Bieber fans? Beavers or Beliebers. Here we go. Yeah, baby.

Come on. Six fan army. Four components of Ben and Jerry's half-baked ice cream. Half-baked. Oh, brownie. Here we go. Yes. Bang.

402. Across the back. MVP. And that Bang. 402. Across the back. MVP. And that cornhole was brutal. Yeah. You know? It was tough. Get thrown into the fire right away.

Yeah. Yeah. You mentally recovered, though. Appreciate it. Yeah. You did well. You did better than Paul. A lot better than me.

I want to run it back, though. Next time you're here, you're welcome. You can't run it back twice in one day. This is a competitive advantage. Yeah. Although maybe not for you. Do you think you'd get the football? Mikey Sowers.

It's a great name, by the way. Mikey Sowers is a great name. That sounds like somebody who went to the willie wonka factory who's number one um i can't remember i can't remember it was the perfect run six it's the perfect run yeah it might never be touched no i want i wanted shay to break it i know I wanted Che to break it I know I want someone to break it

I think people hate me for it Yeah they do Then I'll just break it again You think so? No problem Alright so First PLL game is June 1st ABC

Our Water Dogs. Taking on the Archers. I want to MVP you out of Utah. How many goals did you score last year? 17. Whew. Hell yeah. Damn.

How many assists? I think like 15, 16. All right, let's shoot more. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we need to get a 50-point season out of you. Shoot more. I think I had the most shots by a mile on our team. All right. Which probably should be how it is. Yeah, we need to get a 50-point season out of you. I think I had the most shots by a mile on our team.

Which probably should be how it is. Yeah, double. We got some great shoots on our team. Double. That's my big lacrosse. Every time I watch the game, I'm like, just shoot more. Good things happen when you shoot. Especially in that league.

Yeah. And we heard that. I mean, we put some two balls up. Yeah. I think we averaged the most twos in the league. I love that. Changed the game. Analytics. All right, we're going to spin our wheelos in the league. I love that. Change the game. Analytics.

All right. Go. Spin our wheel. Thank you, boys, for coming by. Appreciate you guys. We're about to do a harder shot. Oh, we got some gear. Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah, we got a bunch of gear. Oh, you're bad. Hell yeah. We got PLL hats. Oh, yeah. Oh, sweet. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Water dogs, hoodies. Oh, I need the dogs. Is that a dog? For our Phillies boys I need that water dogs hat I want that water dogs hat That is a nice hat

I'll take a shirt or a hoodie Yeah definitely a hoodie If that's okay I love this hat This is sick Hell yes We got a great logo too Dogs Who's this That's water dogs It's a sick hat. I love it. Hell yes. We got a great logo, too.

Dogs. Oh, hell yeah. Who's this? That's Water Dogs. That's Philly Water Dogs. All right, you want to spin our wheel? What? I'll do New York.

Well, no, I'll do whatever works. There we go. There we go. Frank's team? Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Frank's going to come out to a game. He's got to come out to a game.

All right, spin it, TJ. Oh. Oh. Hey, this is great for you. This has some potential. And dudes. So, um... Water dogs. Don't get worried now. Don't get worried now.

Don't get scared now. I'll let you know when you've got to get scared, okay? Okay. All right. Let's just do it that way. I'll let you guys know when you have to worry. Brandon, let him wait. Okay.

All right. I'm not even going to explain it until you've got to get worried. Okay. All right. So, make sure Duke's on it, too. And I have two kids, by the way. It's a deal breaker for a lot of people. Oh, fuck.

But you're all healed up, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway. It's okay. It's not a big deal, Kate. I was like, well, anyway. It's okay. It's not a good roll, Kate. All right. Oh, man.

What a day to get this. That wheel. Yeah. What are we about to do? Again, don't worry. You don't have to worry. I'm not going to tell you to worry until you have to worry. You don't want to be the last name on this.

Yeah. Okay, okay. But just don't. I'll let you know when it's time to worry. You don't want to be the last name on this. Yeah. Okay, okay. But just don't. I'll let you know when it's time to start getting worried. Now is not the time. I was going to say, I'm due for a run. Oh. Look at that.

I have a mom. Fuck. Whoever's last on it has to go and get wet in the shower. Sopping. With your full clothes on. Oh, look at this. There you go. See, you didn't have to worry.

Good. You're good. Mikey, you still have to worry. That's a big win, Paul. That was a big win. Also, if you get swept in the finals, you have to kiss yourself. We'll do it. That's only happened three times.

Yeah, it's just three times. It's going to miss yourself. We'll do it. That's only happened three times. Yeah, it's just three times. It's going to be me. Rando. No. No. It's going to be me. It's going to be dudes.

It always is. It's always me. It'd be great if it was dudes. Oh, you motherfucker, Nick. Start taking your shoes off. Oh, damn it. Dude, it's always me. I really don't want it to be Mikey. I appreciate that, Mikey.

Yeah, I really don't want it to be me. Everybody's saying it's always me. Yeah. Oh, Kate. I know. Kate's already wet hey oh wow first time damn it Mikey there you go Thanks guys Way to go

TJ Feels good right God damn it TJ Feels good right Oh she's taking the shoes off Kick off my cool new mom shoes That I got

Oh he's not Yes Fuck me God damn it And the key to this is You guys played it well Because you just have to be down for it Knowing that there's a one in

Only a one in ten chance it'll be you Yeah so yeah you guys look cool for being like i would have gotten wet who bails yeah no one yeah um portnoy oh yeah dave didn't do it he doesn't want to it all right so finals it's first to four is safe you want it to land on you now? Yeah. Okay, could you piss yourself right now? Yes, absolutely. Okay. Always. Starts lower than Titus's. Yeah, Kate's up one nothing.

If you get four, you're safe. I feel like TJ's been wet a ton. Yeah. It's dry. It's dry. Dry is just you end the show. Yeah, it's end the show. Well, no, we hit wet.

And then what we hit? Oh. Usually, well, we've gotten, there's a wheel reset that starts it over again that's like 50 slices. Yeah. And then there's like towel whip. There's, you got to put your finger in a mousetrap. Fun stuff. It really sucks having to explain this to outsiders because we look so stupid.

What's the score? 2-1. 2-1 Kate? Yeah. 3-1 Kate. Okay. We'll share it. It's a wrap. Kate's staying. 2-1 Kate? Yeah. 3-1 Kate. Okay. We're sharing it. It's a wrap.

Kate's staying. 3-1. Stop. Don't fuck me up here. That's a wrap. It's over. I normally bring a change of clothes in the car at night. I did not.

I did not do that this time. And I'm always so cold. It's so cold in here. Difficult for him to pull off. Yes. Hang on. There we go. It's so cold in here. Difficult for him to pull off. Yes! There we go. TJ, can you go to the upstairs cam real quick before you go? That sucks, TJ.

It is what it is. Where is it? Someone said Mincy was talking to the intern again. I feel really bad. Yeah. Has anyone given her like a primer no i don't think so i'll have to talk to her i don't think i think it's kind of just uh you show up get thrown in yeah her welcome to barstool moment all right tj go get wet you want to just come we'll just end the show to you you come out here and just show everyone that you got wet. Yeah, that's all we need.

Yeah. That'll do it. All right, okay. Then you all really feel bad for him. Shower's here? Yeah, we have showers. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, style and tape for a while. It's the act.

It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. Yankees love Islayac. Islayac. Thank you. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you. We'll be right back. Bye. Bye. Love you, bye.